Michael Harris (academic) Chancellor IU Kokomo, Fall 2010 IUK Convocation Presentation

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Chancellor Michael Harris Presentation – Indiana University Kokomo, IUK, Fall 2010 Good morning and I want to begin by thanking Sue for a very gracious introduction. I thought that by now, you would all like a nice nap, so just sit back, relax, and I’m going to read you a story. A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude, and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees latitude, and between 86 and 87 degrees west latitude.” “You must be a faculty or staff from a university,” said the balloonist. “Actually, I am,” replied the woman. “How did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically and theoretically correct. But, I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. You’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.” The woman below responded: “You must be a chancellor!” “I am!” replied the balloonist. “But how did you know?” “Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise of which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s all my friggin’ fault!”


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