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Rhapsodie Apples for Grapes A bad tradeoff: yep, Paul Hobbs is at it again BY SHEPHERD BLISS

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ver 400 people signed a petition last week against Paul Hobbs Winery and its plans to convert an apple orchard into a vineyard surrounding five schools in rural Sebastopol.

Hobbs is an international wine baron who owns vineyards in at least half a dozen countries, and who has a history of clearcutting without permits and then paying fines afterward. He is among those responsible for changing the Redwood Empire into “wine country.”

Though the orchard-to-vineyard conversion in Sebastopol has been in process for around a year—as some school officials have apparently known—parents didn’t find about it until last week, when workers in hazmat suits showed up.

“Nobody wants their child exposed to something that could hurt them,” said mother Christine Dzilvelis who, along with others in the new Watertrough Children’s Alliance, is concerned with pesticide drift, asbestos, lead and arsenic poisoning in the soil and water contamination.

“As the director of a preschool on the Apple Blossom campus,” writes Barbara Stockton, “I am utterly appalled that his development might occur.”

“We have children at Apple Blossom and Orchard View schools,” wrote Michelle Muse upon signing the petition. “Our children will be within feet of herbicide and pesticide applications. This is not acceptable.”

Mothers and allies met last week with various officials, including agriculture commissioner Tony Linegar, who has the power to deny a permit for the vineyard conversion, which is still being reviewed.

Hobbs—who took over a portion of neighbor John Jenkel’s land in a contentious and highly criticized maneuver in 2011, and then cut down even more trees along a designated scenic corridor—is often called a “bad apple” of Sonoma County’s wine industry. But the obvious issue rose from Amy Taganaski, who has two children at Apple Blossom School: “How can the school continue to be called Apple Blossom if there are not apples to be found nearby?”

Polka Is King!

I feel fortunate my parents chose Sonoma County to raise their family. My siblings and I were able to live in a modest home in the Montgomery Village area in Santa Rosa.

Mom and Dad hailed from Milwaukee, Wis., where polka is king. As a family of six children, we would pack ourselves into the station wagon and make the drive into the Valley of the Moon to spend the day at Little Switzerland. I have such fond memories of these family outings with the music, dancing, good food and fun activities for children.

Now, as a grown woman with daughters and granddaughters, I can no longer create new memories at Little Switzerland. I am glad every so often that I can drive to the Moose Lodge on Broadway in Sonoma and get a good workout on a Sunday night trying to keep up with the polka masters out on the dance floor there.

My point is this: the only thing I am certain of in life is change. Sonoma and its outlying communities are changing, much like other areas throughout Sonoma County. Who among us oldtimers could truly have envisioned gaming casinos gracing our rural landscape, much less the “friendly city” of Rohnert Park?

Please keep the conversations going among yourselves in Sonoma regarding your community and growing pains.

Some of us even remember when there was a swimming pool at the Sonoma Valley High School, which was a wonderful asset to the most important part of any town: its children and youth.

THERESA M. SHULZ Shepherd Bliss operates a farm near the proposed vineyard, teaches college, and can be reached at 3sb.comcast.net.

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This all to keep the tired, slaving (and voting and taxpaying) masses staying terrorized of terrorists!

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Just like the war on drugs, this is another misguided government policy justified in order to keep large corporate shareholders happy, and for us to silently comply with increasing illegal intrusions into our daily life. And we are lucky: at least the drones aren’t shooting us in this country. Yet.

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Which brings us to the bad news: there has been a bit of rain in Napa to threaten Lucky Penny’s parade.

The troubles began in January, when the BottleRock festival announced its five-day event, three days of which overlap with the opening of Funny Girl. According to Martin, show director, there was great concern that Funny Girl—with lavish sets, large cast, lush period costumes and overall costs in the area of $55,000—could be adversely affected by the simultaneous draw of BottleRock.

And in recent weeks, allegations arose that Martin might have used his day job as Napa’s community outreach coordinator to secure improper financial support from BottleRock’s co-producer Bob Vogt. The brouhaha was reported in the Napa Valley Register, which described a purchase of a block of Funny Girl tickets by Vogt.

With Martin serving on the city staff overseeing the potential impact on the residents of Napa during BottleRock, the appearance of a possible conflict of interest was called to attention by a number of local business owners.

No evidence has come up that Martin offered BottleRock any sort of quid pro quo in exchange for the ticket purchase, yet the resulting kerfuffle has been awkward for Martin at an already sensitive time before opening weekend.

“I immediately realized this was going to look odd to people, and I was right,” Martin says, adding that he hadn’t even known about the ticket purchase until reading in the paper that BottleRock was offering some inconvenienced residents close to the festival a choice between free BottleRock passes or tickets to Funny Girl.

Vogt, who, as a partner in the Uptown Theatre in Napa, says he knows how it feels when a larger event threatens to adversely affect attendance, vehemently denies any conflict of interest. “It’s a nonissue,” he says.

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ver a decade after first joining the army in 1992, Scott Shore served as convoy commander of the very first unit to Iraq in 2003, stationed in what he calls “the wild west of Baghdad.” For the first six months he was there, encountering snipers and bombs daily, he was not allowed to contact his wife, Shawna, to let her know he was alive. Six more months of chronic fire took its toll

on his body, and he left the service in November of 2004.

“I’ve got a laundry list of injuries,” Shore tells me over the phone recently. “For nine years, I’ve been in constant pain.”

But despite sustaining severe back and neck injuries, broken ribs and clavicle, and a traumatic brain injury, Shore misses the military.

Which is why just a few weeks ago, he joined a handful of other vets at boot camp.

Instead of fatigues, however, they dressed in tall white hats and coats. Instead of surveillance and scuttling, they spoke of dashes

of spices and slicing on the diagonal. Wielding paring knives and spatulas, six vets and their spouses learned how to trim duck breasts and make soup stock at the Culinary Institute of America at Greystone in St. Helena.

The CIA and the military go way back—to 1946, when its original New York location was founded as a vocational training school for returning World War II vets.

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535 Fourth St, Santa Rosa.

707.523.1171.

El Coqui Puerto Rican. $-$$.

Authentic and delicious Puerto Rican home cooking. Plan on lunching early–the place fills up fast. Lunch and dinner daily.

400 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa.

707.542.8868.

Healdsburg Bar & Grill American. $-$$ Gourmet burgers and potent cocktails from the owners of Cyrus. It ain’t fancy, but it’s awfully good, with topnotch ingredients and low prices.

Lunch and dinner daily.

245 Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. 707.433.3333.

Le Bistro French. $$. A tiny space, simple menu, excellent food–and a reasonable price. Dinner, Wed-Sun. 312 Petaluma Blvd S, Petaluma.

707.762.8292.

Lily Kai Chinese. $$. An extensive array of bistro-chic dishes like mild curry lamb, spicy basil prawns and roast duck with steamed lotus buns.

Hot and sour soup is stellar.

Lunch and dinner daily.

3100 Lakeville Hwy, Petaluma.

707.782.1132.

Papas & Pollo Mexican. $.

Tasty burritos, West Countystyle. That means tofu is more prevalent than pork, and it’s all organic. Fresh fish, too.

Breakfast and lunch, MonThurs; lunch and dinner, Sat; dinner only, Fri. 915 Gravenstein Hwy S, Sebastopol. 707.829.9037.

Russian River Brewing Co Eclectic. $. Decent pizza and excellent brews. Two words: beer bites! Lunch and dinner daily. 725 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.545.2337.

MA R I N CO U N T Y Boca South American. $$$$$$$. Enjoy flavorful and rich regional fare in the rustic décor of an Argentinean ranch.

Lunch, Mon-Fri; dinner daily.

340 Ignacio Blvd, Novato.

415.833.0901.

Citrus & Spice Thai/ Shangri-La Nepalese. $-$$. Authentic and enriching Nepalese cuisine. As its name suggests, a culinary paradise.

Lunch and dinner, Mon-Sat. 1708 E Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park. 707.793.0300.

Sunflower Caffe Cafe. $-$$. Excellent, satisfying food served cafeteria-style.

Breakfast and lunch daily.

421 First St, Sonoma.

707.996.6645.

Three Squares Cafe Cafe. $-$$. Home-style cooking in iconic Railroad Square location. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, Tues-Sun. 205 Fifth St, Santa Rosa.

707.545.4300.

Tolay Californian. $$-$$$.

Sonoma County cuisine is the specialty, with entrees focusing on local wild and farmed foods.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. In the Sheraton Sonoma County, 745 Baywood Drive, Petaluma. 707.283.2900.

Tres Hombres Mexican. $-$$. Excellent food in Petaluma’s Theater District, and a fun place to hang before or after a flick. Lunch and dinner daily; brunch, Sat-Sun. 151 Petaluma Blvd S, Petaluma.

707.773.4500.

Willow Wood Market Cafe Mediterranean. $$.

Homey, eclectic foods. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, Mon-Sat; brunch, Sun. 9020 Graton Rd, Graton. 707.823.0233.

Yao-Kiku Japanese. $$-$$$. Fresh sushi with ingredients flown in from Japan steals the show in this popular neighborhood restaurant. Lunch and dinner, Mon-Sat. 2700 Yulupa Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.578.8180.

Zazu Cal-Euro. $$$. Perfectly executed dishes that sing with flavor. Zagat-rated with much of the produce from its own gardens. Dinner, Wed-Sun; brunch, Sun. 3535 Guerneville Rd, Santa Rosa. 707.523.4814.

Californian. $$. Thai meets California, with fresh fruit accents, light herbs and spices, and a great mango-duck summer roll. Lunch, Mon-Fri; dinner daily. 1444 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.455.0444.

Comforts Californian. $$.

The Chinese chicken salad is beyond rapturous. Excellent celebrity sightings. Eat in or takeout. Breakfast and lunch daily. 335 San Anselmo Ave, San Anselmo. 415.454.9840.

Drake’s Beach Cafe Californian. $$-$$$. More dinner party than restaurant, and the food is fresh and amazing. A meal to remember.

Lunch, Thurs-Mon. 1 Drake’s Beach Rd, Pt Reyes National Seashore. 415.669.1297.

Fish Seafood. $$-$$$.

Incredibly fresh seafood in incredibly relaxed setting .

Lunch and dinner daily. (Cash only.) 350 Harbor Dr, Sausalito.

415.331.FISH.

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Pub grub gets a pub-cuisine facelift. Lunch, Wed-Sun; dinner daily. 765 Center Blvd, Fairfax. 415.485.1005.

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Left Bank French. $$-$$$.

Splendid, authentic French cuisine. Lunch and dinner daily.

507 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur.

415.927.3331.

M&G’s Burgers & Beverages American. $.

The ultimate in American cuisine.

Crispy fries, good burgers and friendly locals chowing down.

Lunch and dinner daily. 2017 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, Fairfax.

415.454.0655.

Marin Brewing Co Pub food. $-$$. Excellent soups, salads, pub grub and awardwinning pork-beer sausage.

Lunch and dinner daily.

1809 Larkspur Landing Circle, Larkspur. 415.461.4677.

Pine Cone Diner Eclectic. $$. Funky diner meets upscale bistro. Ambitious dishes, like cherry-wood) smoked pork

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Breakfast and lunch daily.

Closed Mon. 60 Fourth St, Pt Reyes. 415.663.1536.

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Salito’s Crab House Seafood . $$$. Waterfront setting with extensive marine menu plus steak and other American staples. Lunch and dinner daily. 1200 Bridgeway Ave, Sausalito. 415.331.3226.

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Pizza. $$. Slow Food-informed Marin Organics devotee with a cozy, relaxed family atmosphere and no BS approach to great food served simply for a fair price.

17 Madrona St, Mill Valley. Open for lunch and dinner daily.

415.383.4200.

Sorella Caffe Italian. $$. The embodiment of Fairfax casual, with delicious, high-quality food that lacks pretension. Dinner, TuesSun. 107 Bolinas Rd, Farifax.

415.258.4520.

The William Tell House American & Italian. $$. Marin County’s oldest saloon. Casual and jovial atmosphere. Steaks, pasta, chicken and fish all served with soup or salad. Lunch and dinner daily. 26955 Hwy 1, Tomales. 707.878.2403

Tommy’s Wok Chinese. $$$. Tasty and filling Chinese fare without the greasy weighdown. Nice vegetarian selections, too. Lunch and dinner, MonSat; dinner only, Sun; closed Tues. 3001 Bridgeway Ave, Sausalito. 415.332.5818.

neighborhood restaurant.

Prix fixe dinner changes daily.

Actually takes reservations.

6476 Washington St, Yountville.

707.944.2487.

Alexis Baking Co Cafe. $-$$. Alexis excels at baked goods and offers killer breakfasts and sensible soup’n’-salad lunches. Breakfast and lunch daily. 1517 Third St, Napa. 707.258.1827.

Bistro Jeanty French. $$$.

Rich, homey cuisine. A perfect choice when you can’t get a chance to do your Laundry.

Lunch and dinner daily.

6510 Washington St, Yountville.

707.944.4870.

Bounty Hunter Wine country casual. $$. Wine shop and bistro with maverick moxie for the wine cowboy. Premium bottles for sale, also. Lunch and dinner daily. 975 First St, Napa.

707.266.3976.

Brannan’s Grill California cuisine. $$-$$$.

Creative cuisine in handsome Craftsman setting. Lunch and dinner daily. 1347 Lincoln Ave, Calistoga. 707.942.2233.

Celadon Global comfort food. $$. Relaxed sophistication in intimate neighborhood bistro setting by the creek. Superior wine list. Lunch, Mon-Fri; dinner daily. 500 Main St, Ste G, Napa.

707.254.9690.

Checkers California. $$.

Perfect casual spot for dinner before the movie. Try the panéed chicken and butternut squash ravioli. Lunch and dinner daily. 1414 Lincoln Ave, Calistoga. 707.942.9300.

Cindy’s Backstreet Kitchen Eclectic. $$-$$$. As comfortable as it sounds, with a rich and varied melting pot of a menu. Lunch and dinner daily.

1327 Railroad Ave, St Helena.

707.963.1200.

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Yet Wah Chinese. $$.

Can’t go wrong here. Special Dungeness crab dishes for dinner; dim sum for lunch.

Lunch and dinner daily.

1238 Fourth St, San Rafael.

415.460.9883.

Pizza. $-$$. Great pie, cool brews, the game’s always on.

Great place for post-Little League. Lunch and dinner daily. 1517 W Imola Ave, Napa.

707.255.1188.

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California cuisine. $$$.

California bistro fare that nearly always hits the mark.

Lunch and dinner daily; brunch, Sat-Sun. 4050 Byway E, Napa.

707.257.1999.

Ad Hoc American. $$-$$$.

Thomas Keller’s quintessential

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Wineries

Most reviews by James Knight. Note: Those listings marked ‘WC’ denote wineries with caves. These wineries are usually only open to the public by appointment.

Wineries in these listings appear on a rotating basis.

S O N OM A CO U N T Y Cahill Winery Sample whites, reds, distilled Chardonnay spirits and a refillable one-gallon jug wine with unalloyed lack of wine country airs in this ramshackle warehouse steps away from the West Country Trail, Green Valley’s own Weinwanderweg.

Bring your dog; the cat doesn’t mind. 4950 Ross Road, Sebastopol. Open Friday, 1–5pm; Saturday– Sunday, 11am–5pm. No fee.

707.823.1335.

David Coffaro Vineyards Coffaro specializes in unique red blends and Zinfandels. Coffaro keeps an online diary of his daily winemaking activities (www.coffaro.com/diary. html). 7485 Dry Creek Road, Geyserville. Appointment only.

707.433.9715.

Geyser Peak Winery In the 1990s, the facility was in thrall to Australian overlords the Penfolds, who brought in winemakers Daryl Groom and Mick Shroeter. When their Shiraz won top awards at the Sonoma County Harvest Fair, it was seen as a peak moment in an Aussie invasion.

22281 Chianti Road, Geyserville. Open daily, 10am– 5pm. 800.255.9463

John Tyler Wines For decades, the Bacigalupis have been selling prized grapes to the likes of Chateau Montelena and Williams Selyem. Now, the third-generation wine growers offer the pick of the vineyard in their own tasting room, brandnew in 2011. Graceful Pinot and sublime Zin. 4353 Westside Road, Healdsburg. Open dail,y 10:30am–5pm. Tastings $10.

707.473.0115.

Nalle Winery Rising above the vineyards like some kind of New Age bunker, the rosemary-shrouded winery houses a down-toearth father-and-son team dedicated to low-alcohol Dry Creek Zinfandel. Greeters Lila

and Pella present soggy tennis balls. 2385 Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg. Saturdays, noon– 5pm. No fee. 707.433.1040.

Ridge Vineyards Lytton Springs (WC) Paul Draper is one of the top five winemakers nationwide.

The wines are fabulous and tend to inspire devotion in drinkers. The tasting room is an environmentally conscious structure. 650 Lytton Springs Road, Healdsburg. Open daily, 11am–4pm. 707.433.7721.

Timber Crest Farms Animal labels abound at Peterson Winery’s expanded tasting room adjacent the cellar. Is that a Jackalope, or is that just the Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel? Also on hand is Papapietro-Perry and the six Family Wineries of Dry Creek.

Dashe Cellars crafts mainly powerful Zinfandels and other reds. At Kokomo Winery, it’s about the reds. Also look for Mietz Cellars, Lago di Merlo and Collier Falls. 4791 Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg.

Tasting rooms generally open daily from around 11am to 4:30pm. 707.433.0100.

707.431.7568.

N A PA CO U N TY Beringer Vineyards (WC) This historic winery offers some seven daily tours for nominal fees, most of which end gratefully with a glass and a spin through the underground wine-aging tunnels. Open daily, 10am– 6pm (summer hours).

2000 Main St., Napa.

707.963.7115.

Casa Nuestra Winery Endearingly offbeat, with a dedicated staff and a collection of goats and dogs roaming freely. 3451 Silverado Trail N., St. Helena. Open daily, 10am– 5pm. 707.963.5783.

Domaine Carneros Inspired by Taittinger’s Château de la Marquetterie of Champagne, this house of premium sparkling wine is a

hard-to-miss landmark on the Carneros Highway. Enjoy a private Balcony Package for special occasions or taste sparkling and still wines paired with artisan cheese and caviar with the masses. Luxury bubbly Le Rêve offers a bouquet of hoary yeast and crème brûlée that just slips away like a dream. 1240 Duhig Road (at Highway 12/121), Napa. Wine flights $15; also available by the glass or bottle. Open 10am–5:45pm. 800.716.2788.

Hall Winery (WC) Craig and Kathryn Hall specialize in “beefy” wines favored

by Robert Parker. Intensely modern art and all things Austrian. New tasting room will be by Frank Gehry. 401 St. Helena Hwy. S., St. Helena.

Open daily, 10am–5:30pm.

866.667.HALL. Madonna Estate Millennial contingent of multigenerational family winery, once known as Mount St. John, finds success running it old-school: touristy, oldfashioned, and wildly popular.

Refreshing Gewürztraminer for summer picnics. 5400 Old Sonoma Road, Napa. Daily 10am to 5pm; $5–$10.

707.255.8864.

Nichelini Winery Take a joyride in the Napa backcountry and discover this rustic little winery that’s been in the family for generations.

See the only Roman wine press in the Western Hemisphere.

2950 Sage Canyon Road, St. Helena. Saturday and Sunday, 10am–5pm. No fee.

707.963.0717.

Olabisi & Trahan Wineries In the fancy heart of downtown Napa, a low-budget “cellar” where wines are shelved, with clever economy, in stacks of wood pallets; vibes are laid-back and real. Carneros Chardonnay and fruity but firm and focused Cab and Merlot from Suisin Valley, Napa’s much less popular stepsister to the east. 974 Franklin St., Napa. Open daily, noon–5:30pm. Tasting fee, $15.

707.257.7477.

Gamba Vineyards & Winery

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gostino Gamba may be a sixthgeneration grape grower, tending an irreplaceable, century-old vineyard, but he’s clearly no sentimentalist. See what he’s done to his 27-acre vineyard, planted in 1900 by Cesare Barbieri. The silhouette of “old vine Zin” is typically squat, thick-trunked gnarled arms flailing wildly—if ever so slowly directions. That’s mostly dead wood, says Ga whittled the “goblet” shaped vines down to th essentials, and trained them up on stakes. No he wanted to bump up the crop: Gamba’s vine a paltry half-ton per acre.

That was nothing to boast about when this vineyard nor when Agostino Luigi Gamba Sr. settled down here i 1940s. In fact, the vines can do a little better, but Gamba crop even then, in order to coax the oldsters into produc Zin flavors that he wants. And they do.

Gamba only opens the doors by appointment, so, be flying airport traffic, it’s fairly quiet at this little cellar on Road. The winery was built in 2007 with FSC certified w ash concrete, and kept cool by insulation and, on Sunda room manager Mike Adair’s collection of vintage vinyl.

“Family Ranches” Russian River Valley Zinfandel ($45) woody and mocha-y; it’s all-American oak for Gamba, w for Viansa Winery and Dick Arrowood before creating t of bed and walk to work” gig for himself 2000.

The “Starr Road Ranch” Zinfandel, aka Moratto Vine nearly upstaged the home vineyard, after the 2007 insp from celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse. He wanted to featur Mario Batali’s “Pork Loin in the Style of Porchetta with F Wine Spectator’s celebrity chef event in New York. So th But it’s the 2010’s ($45) enticing raspberry-and-flowers p graham cracker spice and plush, rich plum fruit flavor th attention. It doesn’t feel hot, but at 16.2 percent alcohol, one for the jelly jars.

While the vineyard that Gus grew up in has survived a hundred years (and likely improved), the corporate-ow vineyard that surrounds it has been replanted three tim can remember. The “Centuria” dessert Zinfandel is com vintages, reserved in the same barrel year after year. It’s with a refined, sherried nuttiness and smooth, creamy p and, to a soundtrack of Ella Fitzgerald on Verve, the talk sentimental around here, after all.

Gamba Vineyards & Winery, 2912 Woolsey Road, Wi appointment only. 707.542.5892.

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THE BANDS

The Black Keys What You Need to Know The duo once recorded an album inside an old rubber tire factory in their hometown of Akron, Ohio.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Keep Your Hands Off Her,” a Junior Kimbrough cover.

From the Gossip Pages In 2011, drummer Patrick Carney’s exwife wrote “Snapshots from a Rock ’N’ Roll Marriage,” about the couple’s tumultuous marriage and eventual split.

Alabama Shakes What You Need to Know Just see them. Then you’ll know.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Hold On,” which blows away the Wilson Phillips song of the same name by miles.

Let’s Compare! Singer Brittany Howard gets the Janis Joplin comparison on an hourly basis, but she’s far more reliable live.

Primus What You Need to Know Primus is led by the best damn rock bassist in the world.

Even folks in the pit will stop at one point to gawk at the thunderous pounding and plucking of Les Claypool’s mindboggling fingers.

Song You Hope They’ll Play An incredible claymation video for “Southbound Pachyderm” was made in 1995, involving a kidnapped elephant and an evil dictator. Hopefully, they’ll show the video, too.

Join in the Chant Fans routinely chant “Primus sucks!” at their shows. It’s a term of endearment.

Start of Something Big

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abe Meyers walks the empty grounds of the Napa Valley Expo, imagining how it’s going to go off.

Some workers assemble scaffolding down the way.

The occasional golf cart whizzes past. Banners out front announce a barn dance for the local 4-H chapter and the Napa-Solano Home and Garden Show.

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concert-promotion giants like Live Nation or AEG, Bob Vogt and Gabe Meyers have produced BottleRock entirely locally.

determined, and one can sense he’s certain he’s already won.

“Clearly, the response from the talent, the response from the customer—it’s something people want to be a part of,” he says. “This is already happening; we’re not going backwards on this.”

In other words: Napa, open your doors to the biggest, craziest lineup the North Bay has ever seen.

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4-H barn dance, eat your heart out.

“If there’s one way to protect the future,” Meyers says confidently, “it’s to go big. We’re on the map now.

Our goal was to establish this as a must-do, for artists and fans alike, early on in the festival season.”

But with big size comes big headaches. Today, a week before BottleRock kicks off with a prefestival concert by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Meyers has been pummeled with logistics. He’s been in even more meetings with the city today. He’s just talked again to the fire marshal. A couple days prior, Furthur, his Thursday night headliner, canceled, citing Bob Weir’s collapse onstage the week before in New York.

But Meyers is nothing if not

he night before the full BottleRock lineup was announced in January, a photo of a fax on BottleRock letterhead featuring a hoax “lineup” spread around the internet. It listed the Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Beck, Jack White, Robin Williams, the Pixies, Louis CK, New Order, Fiona Apple and other bands that were surely too good to be true.

But come the next morning’s official announcement, the fake fax lineup had also listed many of what turned out to be verified bands. Flaming Lips. Alabama Shakes. Macklemore. Zac Brown Band. Ben Harper. Bad Religion.

Jackson Browne. Andrew Bird.

Wallflowers. If you’re reading this, you know the others—the Black Keys, Primus, the Avett Brothers, Kings of Leon, Jane’s Addiction, Dirty Projectors, Violent Femmes, the Shins, Dwight Yoakam, Iron & Wine and many, many mindboggling more. “Too good to be true” was, well, just plain true.

How’d they do it? Credit must be given to talent buyer Sheila Groves-Tracey of Notable Talent, a Petaluma resident who in the past has booked New George’s in San Rafael and the Mystic Theatre in Petaluma, and who now manages the Uptown Theatre. Both Vogt and Meyers credit Groves-Tracey with being “a huge help” in handling the booking.

But the biggest question is about who’s putting up the money, and on that point, Meyers and BottleRock cofounder Bob Vogt keep quiet.

“I don’t think it’s appropriate to discuss that,” says Vogt, in the middle of the fairgrounds’ huge, empty field, soon to be filled with screaming fans. Meyers is only slightly more forthcoming: “The funding specifically for ) 18 this event has come from

THE BAN Kings of Leon What You Need to Know In 2010, the Kings cut their set short in St. Louis because a flock of pigeons decided to shit all over the band.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Taper Jean Girl,” the last song the band played while pigeons were shitting all over them.

What Could Go Wrong Napa has even bigger pigeons than St. Louis.

Dirty Projectors What You Need to Know This hip group uses a lot of electronic sounds on record and recreates them live almost perfectly.

Song You Hope They’ll Play The badass rhythm, powerful yet sweet female vocals and sweet ear candy guitar parts of “Stillness Is the Move” are groove-inducing.

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Song You Hope He “Little Ways.”

What You Need to Know It’s as if this band were cryogenically frozen in 1994 and thawed out a couple years ago to teach overproduced hipster bands a lesson. And they don’t even know how to use the “three seashells.”

Song You Hope They’ll Play “When I’m with You,” the saddest happy song you’ll hear all day.

Surf’s Up Best Coast is often categorized as surf rock, which is odd considering they don’t surf and their music has nothing to do with the sport.

Don’t be fooled.

Café Tacuba What You Need to Know They’re one of the biggest bands in Latin America and won three Grammy awards for their last album.

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THE BANDS Justin Townes Earle What You Need to Know Steve Earle is his pops; Townes van Zandt is his namesake.

Song You Hope He’ll Play “Harlem River Blues,” with its catchy chorus of “Tonight I’m going uptown to the Harlem River to drown,” is sure to be crowd-pleaser.

What Could Go Wrong The dapper singer-songwriter always looks impeccable, but in front of such a large crowd, in the heat, it’s hard not to wonder if the hair gel will run or bow-tie go askew.

Iron and Wine What You Need to Know Lead singer Samuel Beam is not related to Jim Beam; his band name comes from a dietary supplement; and his cover of “Such Great Heights” was the wedding song for a certain Bohemian staff writer.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Sodom, South Georgia” once inspired said Bohemian staff writer to take a road trip through the Peach State until she realized it wasn’t a real place. It’s desolate and hopeful and heartbreaking enough to be real.

Watch the Crowd For White people drinking Jim Beam and crying like fools.

Violent Femmes What You Need to Know Started busking in Milwaukee and hit college radio with “Blister in the Sun,” featuring the most recognizable bass line from the 1980s.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Never Tell,” a hypnotic minorkey dirge that the band inhabits and completely transforms live.

So Happy Together Singer Gordon Gano broke up the band by selling “Blister in the Sun” to Wendy’s against band mates’ wishes; they recently kissed and made up.

BottleRock ( 17 a variety of sources: private equity, sponsorships, and ourselves.”

“Ourselves” means two guys who have only a little experience in the concert-promotion business—they’ve held numerous benefits for Giants fan Bryan Stow at Napa’s Uptown Theater, in which Vogt is a partner—and none putting on a festival. Which is what makes BottleRock such a tremendous underdog story. Most festivals of comparable stature are booked by Live Nation, AEG Live, C3 Presents or Another Planet Entertainment. That two Napa locals and a Petaluma talent buyer are presenting BottleRock, with no outside promoter, is more than impressive—it’s got everyone in the industry talking.

It certainly has locals talking, too.

Because 35,000 people is nearly half the population of the city—and because there’s only a handful of roads in and out of town and fairgrounds parking is scarce to nonexistent— some critics of the festival suggest the possibility for disaster.

“People talk about all these logistical issues and everything,” says Vogt, “and I keep coming back to the basic point that it’s as great a lineup as anyone has seen, I think, in a long time. People will figure out how to park and get here when there’s great music.”

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eyers likes to say that the idea for the festival came to him when he was in utero at Altamont—he was born in August 1970—and, in fact, he and Vogt thought about using Altamont’s original location, Sears Point Raceway (now Sonoma Raceway) for BottleRock. Vogt and Meyers also bandied around the idea of a South-by-Southwest–type setup, with concerts at multiple venues around town nightly. But after talks with other promoters, it was decided that the Napa Valley Expo had the type of infrastructure perfect for a festival—power, toilets, buildings, big open fields.

And, Vogt notes, the Napa Valley itself provided an alluring reason for a lot of bands to say yes.

“We just thought it would be a historic opportunity for the Napa Valley to come together,” says Vogt,

FUNNY GIRL BottleRock also features 16 comedians,

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“to kick off something of this size, and of this transformational sort of nature.”

The festival is transformational for Napa from an economic standpoint, as well. Hotel rooms normally going for $329 are going for $799, Meyers says, and “if we average 30,000 people a day, I’m sure there’ll be a calculation coming in around $30 million of economic impact.”

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THE BANDS Rodrigo y Gabriela What You Need to Know They perfected their magnificent guitar skills playing in a thrash metal band in Mexico City before moving to Europe.

Song You Hope They’ll Play A medley of Metallica and Slayer covers mixed in with “Stairway to Heaven,” and the original flamenco-inspired “Tamacun.”

Song You Hope They’ll Play The heart-wrenching tribute to local guitar legend Johnny Downer, “Johnny’s Song,” which might provoke a few tears in the crowd.

Why They Are Awesome Because only a handful of local artists were selected to perform on the BottleRock stages.

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Carolina Chocolate Drops What You Need to Know One of their members actually, legitimately plays a jug.

Song You Hope They’ll Play Although most of their numbers are based on traditional roots music from the Piedmont region of North and South Carolina, they do a mean cover of “Hit ’Em Up Style.”

Watch the Crowd For Tweens wanting to hear that one song from The Hunger Games soundtrack.

X What You Need to Know John Doe once punched out a guy at a party in L.A. for making moves on his then-wife, singer Exene Cervenka.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “The Hungry Wolf,” a driving beast of a song.

Is He a Statue? Guitarist Billy Zoom tends to stand immobile on stage, legs spread, strumming and smiling calmly.

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Song You Hope She’ll Play “I’m Wrong,” which builds in emotional intensity to inexplicable, joyful terror.

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Joan Jett What You Need to Know Known as the Queen of Rock ’n’ Roll, Jett was named by Rolling Stone as one of the 100 greatest guitarists of all time.

Song You Hope She’ll Play “Bad Reputation” is the anthem for justifying unladylike behavior of females everywhere.

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22 The week’s events: a selective guide

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Ruthie Foster has come a long way since her days of singing Top 40 covers in a Navy ensemble band. The Texasbred blues and soul singer has released six albums, performed with a fantastic roster of musicians—including blues firebrand Paul Thorn—and, without the help of any major label, forged a career that’s netted two Grammy nominations. Her latest album, Let It Burn, finds Foster covering songs by Adele, the Black Keys, Los Lobos, the Band and others, in addition to new original material. Foster appears in a solo performance on Saturday, May 11, at the Sebastopol Community Cultural Center. 390 Morris St., Sebastopol. 8pm. $33–$35. 707.823.1511.

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Reading List Of all the novels I read in high school, I remember only a handful. I loved Lord of the Flies, A Tale of Two Cities and Catcher in the Rye. I hated The Scarlet Letter and I was baffled by Ethan Frome.

But I’ve only re-read one of these books as an adult (hint: it involves a pig’s head on a stick). In his new book Practical Classics, Kevin Smokler uses the essay form to persuade readers to pick up and read again 50 books commonly assigned in high school English class. Pride and Prejudice, Cannery Row, Animal Farm and “Bartleby, the Scrivener” all make Smokler’s list, as does my old snoreinducing nemesis The Scarlet Letter in an essay titled “I Don’t Like It Either.”

Kevin Smokler appears on Wednesday, May 8, at Book Passage. 51 Tamal Vista Blvd., Corte Madera. 7pm. 415.927.0960.

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Sweet Victory Looking for a way to celebrate the Giants recent three-game sweep of the blue losers from the south, i.e., the

Dodgers? This month marks the release of ‘Never. Say. Die.,’ a coffee-table book featuring 125 photographs from the San Francisco Giants’ 2012 season

by Sports Illustrated photographer Brad Mangin.

For anyone with her head under a rock, the 2012 season ended in a series of nail-biting playoff games, culminating in a World Series victory against the Detroit Tigers. Published by Petaluma-based Cameron + Company, the book also features text by sports radio host Brian Murphy. Mangin and Murphy keep the spirit of ’12 alive on Thursday, May 9, at Copperfield’s Books. 140 Kentucky St., Petaluma. 7pm.

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Laugh In For anyone who spent even two seconds in a high school drama class, the word “improv” conjures cringe-inducing memories of awkward theater games performed by even more awkward drama geeks. But the World’s Biggest Comedy Duo actually do improv the way it should be, turning the potentially embarrassing into something slightly subversive and fun. The Comedy Overload event at Hopmonk also features Opposing Media doing a Mystery Science Theater 3000– style take on a Star Trek episode, local standup comedians and, most incongruously, a performance by the Joweh BellyDance troupe. Comedy Overload goofs it up on Saturday, May 11, at Hopmonk Tavern.

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But I still feel I must be very cautious in describing The Shape of Things, now running at Main Stage West, because the experience of watching it for the ďŹ rst time is greatly enhanced by a certain sense of shocking discovery, a series of ingenious surprises and a whopper of a twist, constructed in such a way that the effect could be ruined were too many details revealed.

All of which makes reviewing the show extremely tricky.

Suffice it to say that The Shape of Things takes place at a small liberal arts college (possibly based on Brigham Young University, which LaBute attended), where a smart but insecure lit major named Adam (another brilliant, risk-taking performance by Keith Baker) is stunned to have attracted the interest of a gorgeous and self-assured, if slightly intense, art major named Evelyn. As Evelyn, Jennifer CotĂŠ is scathingly effective, though her strong performance might have beneďŹ ted from a bit more variation and softness, especially early on when Adam is falling for her.

Adamâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;whose best friends Philip (John Browning, extremely good with LaButeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sardonic language) and Jenny (Dana Scott, vulnerable and sweet) are initially surprised at the effect Evelyn has on their friendâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;allows his new girlfriend to slowly transform his appearance: new hair, new clothes, new contacts. Eventually, Adamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s friends grow alarmed as his personality begins to change as well. But to say more would risk dampening the impact of the story.

Directed with a keen sense of balance, never letting the scriptâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comedy or darkness tip the scales too far, The Shape of Things is further proof that LaBute (In the Company of Men, Fat Pig, The Mercy Seat) is one of the theaterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best modern chroniclers of the uneasy relationship between educated, upwardly mobile human beings in an age when cruelty is often viewed as an enviable asset and kindness is akin to social surrender. His are angry yet funny plays, requiring actors who are able to deliver his hyperverbal dialogue while suggesting more than one conďŹ&#x201A;icting motivation.

Sure to provoke debate with its vicious insights and uncompromising pessimism, The Shape of Things is smart, brilliant, nasty and savagely entertaining.

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New York City’s municipal government, led by closeted mayor Ed Koch, accused them of using fascist tactics, and, meanwhile, federal agencies dawdled, despite the emergency.

The urgent, rapidly edited documentary styles itself as an underground TV broadcast. Much of it was snatched off the street and from the podiums at ACT-UP rallies, though there are important reminiscences from such figures as Larry Kramer and Dr. Barbara Starrett. Some of those shown who make the most impression are anonymous, such as the man seen in a homemade instructional video inserting a shunt into his own chest to deliver his medicine. (One always wonders about the lives the internet

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Santa Rosa Symphony with Olga Kern Guest pianist featured in all-Russian program of Mussorgsky, Rachmaninoff and Shostakovich. May 11, 8pm, May 12, 3pm and May 13, 8pm. $20-$75. Green Music Center, 1801 East Cotati Ave, Rohnert Park.

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Santa Rosa’s Social Hall since 1922 1400 W. College Avenue • Santa Rosa, CA 707.539.5507 • www.monroe-hall.com

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Featuring HD & the Bearfaced Gang, SeanE, Brilliant and Timbalias, Yung Weeybo & tha Realest House, Elated Havoc, Notrotious, Luke Jones, Big Green and Legacy 9 May 11, 8pm. $10. Phoenix Theater, 201 Washington St, Petaluma.

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May 9, 8pm. $18-$30.

142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

Bill Payne After 40 years behind the keyboards of Little Feat, he’s got songs and stories to share. May 8, 8pm. $22-$29.

Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley. 415.388.3850.

Tommy Igoe Big Band Drummer leads group of top-notch musicians in swing and jazz style.

May 10, 8pm. $28-$38.

142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

NAPA COUNTY BottleRock Napa Valley Music festival featuring over 50 acts, including the Black Keys, Alabama Shakes, Zac Brown Band, Kings of Leon, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Primus, Flaming Lips, Jane’s Addiction, Ben Harper & Charlie Musselwhite, the Shins, Bad Religion, Iron and Wine, Dirty Projectors and many, many others. May 9-12. $140-$400.

Napa County Fairgrounds, 1435 N Oak St, Calistoga.

Clubs & Venues SONOMA COUNTY Aqus Cafe May 10, D’Bunchovus. May 11, Larry Potts and John Roy Zatt.

May 12, Gary Vogensen Sunday Ramble. 189 H St, Petaluma.

707.778.6060.

Arlene Francis Center May 12, Sherry Jones and Michael Capella, Mat Callahan and Yvonne Moore, Alison Harris. Every other Wednesday, Open Mic. 99 Sixth St, Santa Rosa. 707.528.3009.

Aubergine May 9, Midnight Sun Massive, Free Peoples, Sol Youth Choir, Avonlea Shea. May 10, Top Shelf, Mystic Roots, Bare Feet.

May 11, Uncle Wiggly. May 12, the Moonbeams. Mon, artist and model Mondays.

755 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol.

707.829.2722.

Bergamot Alley Sun, Live Music.

328-A Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. 707.433.8720.

Chrome Lotus Fri, Sat, Live DJs. 501 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.843.5643.

Dutton-Goldfield Winery May 12, New Skye.

3100 Gravenstein Hwy N, Sebastopol. 707.827.3600.

FAHA / OktoberFest May 12, Jazz in the Gazebo.

197 W Verano Ave, Sonoma.

707.935.0200.

Finley Community Center May 10, Steve Balich Band.

Last Day Saloon May 10, Generation Esmeralda, Tudo Bem. May 11, Shotgun Harlot, Seeds of Hate, Aftertayst, Electric Funeral, Krawl, Darkside Shine.

120 Fifth St, Santa Rosa.

707.545.2343.

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Main Street Station May 10, Sono Trio. May 12, Jess Petty. 16280 Main St, Guerneville. 707.869.0501.

Mavericks May 12, Rovetti & Meatballs.

397 Aviation Blvd, Santa Rosa.

707.765.2515.

Murphy’s Irish Pub May 10, Perfect Crime.

464 First St E, Sonoma.

707.935.0660.

Mystic Theatre May 8 and 9, Carolina Chocolate Drops, Rita Hosking.

May 11, Junior Brown, Travelin’ Soul. May 15, the Egg, Sophie Baker. 23 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.765.2121.

Occidental Center for the Arts May 11, “Heaven and Earth” with the Occidental Community Choir. 3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental. 707.874.9392.

Phoenix Theater May 11. 707 Bay Area Showdown Rap Battle (see Concerts). 201 Washington St, Petaluma. 707.762.3565.

Quincy’s May 10, Coolio Da Unda, KinerkTube, Koruptson, CGE, the Produkt. May 11, the Antiquaters, the Tahoes, Blueshift. 6590 Commerce Blvd, Rohnert Park.

707.585.1079.

Redwood Cafe May 8, Sound Kitchen.

May 11, the Mighty Chiplins.

8240 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati.

707.795.7868.

River Theatre Thurs, Thugz. 16135 Main St, Guerneville. 707.869.3194.

Riverside Bistro Fri, Jazz on the River with the Peter Welker Sextet.

54 E Washington St, Petaluma.

707.773.3200.

My Lambo Is Hot ‘Max Wade’ rappers perform at Phoenix When Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini disappeared last year from a San Francisco garage, and when the perpetrator was revealed to be a 19year-old kid who rappelled from the ceiling at night and drove it away, it was only a matter of time before someone filmed a rap video about the stealth job.

Enter Brilliant & Timbalias, whose “Max Wade” is basically the funniest response to the ordeal. Over a beat and cadence borrowed from Lupe Fiasco’s “Building Minds Faster,” the rappers profess their respect to Wade for pulling off the heist, and manage to invoke the Marin County Jail and the Marin IJ while rhyming next to—you guessed it—a yellow Lamborghini.

The Marin County duo are part of the 707 Bay Area Showdown Rap Battle Contest this week in Petaluma, alongside HD and the Bearfaced Gang, Sean E, Yung Weeybo and Tha Realest House, Elated Havoc, Notrotious, Luke Jones, Big Green and Legacy 9. For only $10, that’s a lot of verses —just hold on to your car keys.

The show goes off on Saturday, May 11, at the Phoenix Theater.

201 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 8pm. $10. 707.762.3565.—Gabe Meline

The Rocks Bar & Lounge Fri and Sat, Top 40 DJs hosted

by DJ Stevie B. 146 Kentucky St, Petaluma. 707.782.0592.

May 11, Buck Nickels. May 12, the Lady Crooners. 725 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.545.BEER.

Mark McDonald. Sun, Evening Jazz with Gary Johnson.

131 E First St, Cloverdale.

707.894.9610.

Morris St, Sebastopol.

707.823.1511.

Ruth McGowan’s Brewpub

Sebastopol Community Center

Sun, Church on Sundays. Thurs, Casa Rasta. 528 Seventh St, Santa Rosa, No phone. )

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May 11, Blue Rock Country Club.

Thurs, 9pm, DJ Dray Lopez.

8201 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati.

707.664.0169.

Nickel Rose Mon, Wed-Sun, DJ dance.

848 B St, San Rafael.

415.454.5551.

19 Broadway Club

May 10, the Connies. Wed, Sonoma County Blues Society live music. 446 B St, Santa Rosa. 707.544.8277.

May 8, the Royal Deuces.

May 9, Chlorophil. May 11, the Whiskey Sisters. May 14, the Bamboozlers, Kingsborough.

May 15, the Weismen. Mon, 9pm, open mic. 19 Broadway, Fairfax. 415.459.1091.

Stumptown Brewery

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Sprenger’s Tap Room

May 12, Allways Elvis Show & Band. 15045 River Rd, Guerneville. 707.869.0705.

Toad in the Hole Pub May 11, Flowerbox. Second Sunday of every month, Ian Scherer. Mon, open mic.

116 Fifth St, Santa Rosa.

707.544.8623.

Tradewinds May 10, Feral Moon. May 11, Simply Amazing. Mon, Donny Maderos’ Pro Jam. Tues, Jeremy’s Open Mic. Thurs, DJ Dave. 8210 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.795.7878.

MARIN COUNTY 142 Throckmorton Theatre May 9, Art Lande, Paul McCandless and Bruce Williamson. May 10, Tommy Igoe Big Band. May 11, Buffy Ford Stewart. May 15, Throckappella A Cappella. Mon, Open Mic with Derek Smith.

142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

Tues, 8:30pm, open mic with Damir. Fri, 9pm, Michael Aragon Quartet. Sun, 3pm, Mal Sharpe’s Dixieland.

757 Bridgeway, Sausalito.

415.332.1392.

Old Western Saloon May 10, the Nitecaps. May 11, Muddy Roses. Main Street, Pt Reyes Station. 415.663.1661.

Peri’s Silver Dollar May 8, the Pickups. May 10, Deep Bench. May 11, Zydeco Flames. 29 Broadway, Fairfax.

415.459.9910.

Rancho Nicasio May 10, the Pine Needles. May 11, the Overcommitments. Town Square, Nicasio. 415.662.2219.

Sausalito Seahorse Tues, Jazz with Noel Jewkes and friends. Wed, Tango with

Belrose Theater May 11, Jai Josefs’ Song Shop Showcase. 1415 Fifth Ave, San Rafael. 415.454.6422.

Dance Palace May 11, Quijeremá. Fifth and B streets, Pt Reyes Station.

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May 12, Alvon Johnson. Wed, Blues Night. 919 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.813.5600.

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May 10-11, Mayflower Chorus: The Gathering. 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael.

415.499.6800.

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Galleries RECEPTIONS May 9 At 6pm. Occidental Center for the Arts, “Salmon Creek Young Artists,” art by students at Salmon Creek Middle School. 3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental.

707.874.9392.

May 10 At 6:30pm. San Geronimo Valley Community Center, “Spring Art Show,” local artists share their work.

6350 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, San Geronimo.

415.488.8888.

May 11 At 1pm. Iris Gallery, “Grand Opening,” with images by Paul van Gelder. 21040 Railroad Ave, Geyserville.

At 5pm. Backstreet Gallery, “Rumination,” new paintings by Kristen Throop. Art Alley off South A St, Santa Rosa.

At 5pm. Gallery 300, “Woodgrain Paintings,” pieces by Mary Jarvis.

300 South A St, Santa Rosa. 707.332.1212.

At 5pm. Healdsburg Center for the Arts, “On Location: A Plein Air Show,” paintings done on location in California. 130 Plaza St, Healdsburg.

707.431.1970.

At 5pm. Riverfront Art Gallery, “The Faces of El Capitan,” fine art paintings by Jeffery T Williams. Also, “Into the Deep,” underwater photography by Jeff Lemelin. 132 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma.

707.775.4ART.

SONOMA COUNTY Artlife Gallery Through May 30, “Silver & Oil,” silver prints and oil paintings

by Rogers and Thomas Wood.

958 Gravenstein Hwy S, Sebastopol. 707.824.8881.

BackStreet Gallery May 11-31, “Rumination,” new paintings by Kristen Throop.

Reception, May 11, 5pm. Art Alley off South A St, Santa Rosa. Sat, 11 to 5, and by appointment.

Charles M Schulz Museum Through Sep 1, “Art of the Line,” describing Schulz’s process, from the tools he used to the research he undertook.

Through Oct 27, “Mid-Century Modern,” works of prominent post-war-era decorative, textile and furniture designers.

2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa.

Mon-Fri, noon to 5; Sat-Sun, 10 to 5. 707.579.4452.

Dutton-Goldfield Winery Through May 14, Gerald Huth’s artwork on display. May 14Jul 19, Bert Kaplan’s paintings on display. Reception, May 19, 1pm. 3100 Gravenstein Hwy N, Sebastopol. Daily, 10am– 4:30pm 707.827.3600.

Frank P Doyle Library Ongoing, “The Doyle Collection,” 50 years of art created by SRJC faculty and staff. SRJC, 1501 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.527.4614.

Gallery 300 May 11-28, “Woodgrain Paintings,” pieces by Mary Jarvis. Reception, May 11, 5pm. 300 South A St, Santa Rosa. Open Sat, 12 to 5, and by appointment. 707.332.1212.

Gallery of Sea & Heaven Through Jun 8, “Atmosphere,” works of art creating a space of being. 312 South A St, Santa Rosa. Thurs-Sat, noon to 5 and by appointment.

707.578.9123.

Healdsburg Center for the Arts May 8-Jun 2, “On Location: A Plein Air Show,” paintings done on-location in California.

Reception, May 11, 5pm. 130 Plaza St, Healdsburg. Daily, 11 to 6. 707.431.1970.

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Iris Gallery of Fine Art Photography May 11-31, “Grand Opening,” with images by Paul van Gelder on display. Reception, May 11, 1pm. 21040 Railroad Ave, Geyserville.

Local Color Gallery Through Jun 2, “Botanicals & Birds,” pieces by Victoria Kochergin, Elizabeth Peyton, Vi Strain and Nancy Wheeler.

1580 Eastshore Rd, Bodega Bay. Daily, 10 to 5. 707.875.2744.

New Leaf Gallery Through Jul 7, “Breaking Up is Hard to Do,” new sculpture by Gordon Halloran. Through Jul 7, “Ice Break,” new sculpture by Gordon Halloran. Cornerstone Place, 23588 Hwy 121, Sonoma.

Daily, 10 to 5. 707.933.1300.

Occidental Center for the Arts May 9-Jun 2, “Salmon Creek Young Artists,” art by students at Salmon Creek Middle School.

Reception, May 9, 6pm.

3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental. 707.874.9392.

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Petaluma Arts Center Through Jun 2, “Cosmic Terrain,” individual and collaborative works by Mars-1, Damon Soule, Oliver Vernon and Ricky Watts. 230 Lakeville St at East Washington, Petaluma.

707.762.5600.

RiskPress Gallery Through May 26, “On the Edge,” abstract paintings and drawings by Bernadette Howard. 7345 Healdsburg Ave, Sebastopol. No phone.

Riverfront Art Gallery May 8-Jul 7, “The Faces of El Capitan,” fine art paintings by Jeffery T Williams. Reception, May 11, 5pm. May 8-Jul 7, “Into the Deep,” underwater photography by Jeff Lemelin.

Reception, May 11, 5pm.

132 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma.

Wed, Thurs and Sun, 11 to 6. FriSat, 11 to 8. 707.775.4ART.

Santa Rosa City Council Chambers May 14-Jul 10, “Pinhole Photography,” works by Ira Meinhofer. 100 Santa Rosa Ave, Ste 10, Santa Rosa. Mon-Fri, 9 to 5. 707.543.3282.

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collection of witty and lighthearted works based on familiar forms. Through Aug 18, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Margins to Mainstream,â&#x20AC;? seven contemporary artists with disabilities. 425 Seventh St, Santa Rosa. Tues-Sun, 11 to 4.

707.579.1500.

Sonoma Valley Museum of Art Through Jun 16, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Minidoka on My Mind,â&#x20AC;? paintings by Roger Shimomura. 551 Broadway, Sonoma. Wed-Sun, 11 to 5.

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by Janet McBeen and oil paintings by Adele Pruitt.

240 N Cloverdale Blvd, Ste 2, Cloverdale. 707.894.4331.

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Through Jun 23, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Asia Then,â&#x20AC;? photographs by photographs

by Alfred Palmer. Through Jun 23, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Historical Paintings of Coastal Marin,â&#x20AC;? featuring pieces by prominent artists of the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Through Jun 23, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Patricia Briceno: Dances with Wools,â&#x20AC;? art with felted wool, silk and dyes. 48 Wharf Rd, Bolinas. Fri, 1 to 5; Sat-Sun,

Through May 21, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Its Worser Than Louie Armstrong,â&#x20AC;? paintings, poetry and aphorism

by Jack Carter. 1828 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, Fairfax. Daily, 11 to 6. 415.526.2855.

Gallery Route One Through Jun 9, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Reliquaries for the Materials Inside,â&#x20AC;? art by Leah Jachimowicz. Artist talk, Jun 9, 4pm. Through Jun 9, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Uninvited Guests,â&#x20AC;? art by Suzanne Parker. Artist talk, Jun 9, 4pm. 11101 Hwy 1, Pt Reyes Station.

Wed-Mon, 11 to 5. 415.663.1347.

Headlands Center for the Arts Through Jun 9, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Present Tense,â&#x20AC;? graduate fellows exhibition. Bldg 944, Fort Barry, Sausalito. Sun-Fri, noon to 4.

415.331.2787.

Marin Community Foundation Through May 31, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Millennial Abstractions,â&#x20AC;? choice of color, form, shapes and mark making are transformational and inspiring in the deepest sense.

5 Hamilton Landing, Ste 200, Novato. Open Mon-Fri, 9 to 5.

Marin MOCA Through May 25, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Altered Book Arts Show,â&#x20AC;? 150 artists draw inspiration from discarded books. Juror talk with Donna Seager, May 10, 6:30pm.

Novato Arts Center, Hamilton Field, 500 Palm Dr, Novato.

Wed-Sun, 11 to 4. 415.506.0137.

Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Hanlon Center for the Arts Through May 30, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Open

steel sculpture by Homer Johnson. 255 Petrified Forest Rd, Calistoga. Daily, 10 to 5.

707.942.4437.

10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. 415.499.6800.

Hess Collection Winery

Mark Pitta hosts ongoing evenings with established comics and up-and-comers.

Tues at 8. $15-$20.

142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

Through May 31, Works by Alan Rath, digital multimedia artist. Ongoing, outstanding private collection featuring work by Franz Gertsch, Robert Motherwell and other modern masters. 4411 Redwood Rd, Napa. Daily, 10am to 5:30pm 707.255.1144.

Markham Vineyards Through Jun 30, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Groupies,â&#x20AC;? work by Rolling Stone photographer Baron Wolman. 2812 St Helena Hwy N, St Helena.

Sharpsteen Museum Ongoing, dioramas depicting 1860s life at Brannan Hot Springs Resort, stagecoach, restored cottage and Disney producer Ben Sharpsteenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Oscar. $3 donation.

1311 Washington St, Calistoga.

Daily, 11 to 4. 707.942.5911.

Silverado Museum Ongoing, tribute to Robert Louis Stevenson includes original letters, manuscripts, photographs and memorabilia.

1490 Library Lane, St Helena. Tues-Sun, noon to 4.

707.963.3757.

Westin Verasa Hotel Through May 31, paintings

by Mike VanDuyn.

1314 McKinstry St, Napa.

Yo el Rey Roasting Through May 31, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mirabilis,â&#x20AC;? photos by Ann Trinca.

Reception, May 4, 8-10pm.

1217 Washington, Calistoga.

707.942.1180.

Comedy Comedy Overload Featuring the Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Biggest Comedy Duo, Opposing Media with MST3K-style improv, Joweh Raw Bellydance Troupe and standup comedians.

May 11, 8pm. $12. Hopmonk Sebastopol, 230 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol. 707.829.7300.

Wanda Sykes Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s had her own sitcom, numerous HBO standup specials, is a frequent guest on political talk shows like â&#x20AC;&#x153;Real Time with Bill Maherâ&#x20AC;? and was robbed of an Oscar for her role as Biggie Shortie in the cult comedy â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pootie Tang.â&#x20AC;? May 11, 8pm. $50-$70. Marin Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Veterans Memorial Auditorium,

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Events Accordion Book Making Once assembled, these one-ofa-kind books can be filled with family photographs, collage and poetry. May 11, 10am. $20. Napa Valley Museum, 55 Presidents Circle, Yountville.

707.944.0500.

Cartoonist-inResidence Second Sat monthly at 1, meet, watch and talk to a professional cartoonist. May 11, caricaturist Kathy Dee Saville.

Charles M Schulz Museum, 2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa.

707.579.4452.

French Market Experience the atmosphere of a French neighborhood street market. May 12, 9am.

Free. Marin Center, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael.

415.499.6800.

Human Race Marin Run for fun in the hot, hot sun.

For charity. May 11, 7am. Marin Center, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. 415.499.6800.

Langhart Award Dinner Healdsburg Museum and Historical Society honors longtime dedicated volunteers Doreene White Zanzi and Nanci Gunnerson. May 11, 5pm. $70. Tayman Park Clubhouse, 927 S Fitch Mountain Rd, Healdsburg.

Marin Healthypalooza Kids activities, fitness demonstrations and speakers, including Elson Haas and Dean Ornish. May 11, 10am. $15-$25.

Mill Valley Community Center, 180 Camino Alto, Mill Valley.

Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day Quill Cards Using the paper technique called quilling, artists can cut and quill strips of paper to create an unforgettable Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day card. May 11, 2pm. Free. Napa Valley Museum, 55 Presidents Circle, Yountville. 707.944.0500.

Perfume Rose Harvest Tour Harvest rose petals and see them made into perfumes and oils. Thurs-Fri, 10am-5pm and Sun, May 12, 10am-5pm. through May 17. $11-$15.

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Sonoma County Museum Mad Style Cocktail Party Dress in your best â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;60s attire and mingle with movers and shakers in annual gala fundraiser for the countyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best museum. Cocktails, appetizers, music and live fashion show.

May 11, 5pm. $50. Sonoma County Museum, 425 Seventh St, Santa Rosa. 707.579.1500.

Trashtastic Boatacular Build a fabulous, weird, original boat, using recycled, reused, or repurposed materials for an exhibition and parade.

May 11, 9am. Free. Nagasawa Park, 1313 Fountaingrove Pkwy, Santa Rosa.

Tribal Fest 13 Over 80 dance and drum classes, 50 vendors and more in this nonstop show. May 14-19. $20. Sebastopol Community Center, 390 Morris St, Sebastopol. 707.823.1511.

Wednesday Night Market Food, vendors, produce, live music and activities. Wed, 5-8pm, through Aug 21. Free.

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Film Specticast Film broadcast by the Chamber Orchestra of Philadelphia. May 13, 7pm. $8-$10. Sebastiani Theatre, 476 First St E, Sonoma.

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May 14, 7pm. $6-$10.

Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley. 415.388.3850.

Pink Skies Inspirational documentary about the empowerment of women. May 14, 7pm. $7. Napa Valley Opera House, 1030 Main St, Napa. 707.226.7372.

The Trouble with the Truth Independent film starring Lea Thompson, John Shea and Danielle Harris. May 8, 7:30pm. $12. 142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me! Live broadcast of NPR’s informative quiz show, featuring Peter Sagal and Carl Kassel. May 9, 7:30pm. $20.

Lark Theater, 549 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur. 415.924.5111.

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breakfast dishes. May 12, 10am. $32. Rocker Oysterfeller’s, 14415 Hwy 1, Valley Ford.

707.876.1983.

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Lectures Fire Ecology See evidence from the geysers fire that passed through the preserve in 2004. Led by Jennifed Potts. May 11, 9am.

Free. Mayacamas Sanctuary, Pine Flat Road, off Highway 128, Healdsburg.

Moving Our Community Forward Sonoma County African Diaspora Cultural Committee presents this poetry and spoken word event. May 9, 7pm. $5. Arlene Francis Center, 99 Sixth St, Santa Rosa.

707.528.3009.

Open Forum with Petaluma Mayor Voice your concerns, ask questions or just listen and drink coffee. May 14, 7:30pm.

Free. Aqus Cafe, 189 H St, Petaluma. 707.778.6060.

Seaweed Ecology, Nutrition & Use Presentation with sustainable agriculture instructor and farmer, Heidi Herrmann. May 11, 3pm. $10. Laguna de Santa Rosa Environmental Center, 900 Sanford Rd, Santa Rosa.

707.527.9277.

Afternoon Tea Savor hot aromatic tea paired with rose-petal sandwiches, rose jam, rose sorbet and other rose-inspired delicacies.

May 10-11, 2:30pm. $20.

Russian River Rose Company, 1685 Magnolia Dr, Healdsburg.

707.575.6744.

Great Petaluma Chili Cookoff Who will take the chili crown?

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Will there be enough beer to put out spicy mouth fires? Only one way to find out. May 11, 1-5pm. $10-$40. Herzog Hall, Petaluma Fairgrounds, 100 Fairgrounds Dr, Petaluma.

Mother’s Day Barbecue Fiftieth annual gathering for a day of food and fun in the meadow of Volunteer Canyon.

May 12, 11am. $12-$25.

Martin Griffin Preserve, 4900 Shoreline Hwy 1, Stinson Beach. 415.868.9244.

Mother’s Day Brunch Prix Fixe menu of special

Thoughts and Emotions of Our Fellow Creatures” with Virginia Morell. 51 Tamal Vista Blvd, Corte Madera. 415.927.0960.

Readings Bolinas Library May 11, 6:30pm, Poetry Showcase Theater Night. Wharf Road, Bolinas. 415.868.1171.

Book Passage May 8, 1pm, “A Constellation of Vital Phenomena” with Anthony Marra. May 8, 7pm, “Practical Classics: 50 Reasons to Reread Fifty Books You Haven’t Touched Since High School” with Kevin Smoker.

May 9, 7pm, “The Cooked Seed” with Anchee Min. May 11, 1pm, “Mad Hungry Cravings” with Lucinda Scala Quinn. May 11, 4pm, “Paris to the Pyrenees: A Skeptic Pilgrim Walks the Way of Saint James” with David Downie. May 11, 7pm, “A Song for Bijou” with Josh Farrar.

May 13, 7pm, “Who Owns the Future” with Jaron Lanier. May 14, 7pm, San Geronimo Valley School Poetry Reading. May 15, 7pm, “Animal Wise: The

May 8, 7pm, “The End of Growth: Adapting to Our New Economic Reality” with Richard Heinberg. $10. Glaser Center, 547 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa 707.568.5381.

Hopmonk Sebastopol Second Sunday of every month, North Bay Poetry Slam, Monthly poetry performance and competition. May 12, Paulie Lipman. $5-$10. 230 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol 707.829.7300.

Santa Rosa Copperfield’s Books May 14, 6pm, “The Other Typist” with Suzzane Rindell.

May 15, 4:30pm, “Inferno” with Dan Brown (web stream).

775 Village Court, Santa Rosa.

707.578.8938.

Petaluma Copperfield’s Books May 9, 7pm, “Never. Say. Die.: The San Francisco Giants 2012 World Series Champions” with Brian Murphy and Brad Mangin. May 14, 7pm, “Practical Classics: 50 Reasons to Reread 50 Books You Haven’t Touched Since High School” with Kevin Smokler. 140 Kentucky St, Petaluma. 707.762.0563.

Theater Carmen Georges Bizet’s classic opera in which a woman will risk everything, including her own life, to live the life she desires. Cinnabar premiere.

Dates and times vary. Through Jun 16. $25-$35. Cinnabar Theater, 3333 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.763.8920.

The Full Monty Will these husbands go the “full monty” for their ladies?

Times vary. Thurs-Sun through May 19. $23-$35. Sixth Street Playhouse, 52 W Sixth St, Santa Rosa. 707.523.4185.

Hilarity ensues. Fri-Sat, 8pm and Sun, 2pm. through May 12. $10-$20. Dance Studio, College of Marin, 835 College Ave, Kentfield.

The Little Mermaid Sonoma County premiere of Disney’s “The Little Mermaid Jr,” produced by the Apprentice Program of Roustabout Theater.

Times vary. May 10-12. $10-$26.

Wells Fargo Center, 50 Mark West Springs Rd, Santa Rosa.

707.546.3600.

Petaluma: The Musical v.3 ‘Chickenstock’ The story of a group of politically active young people in the “Age of Aquarius” living in Petaluma. Fri-Sat, 7pm and Sun, 4pm. through May 12. $15$20. Petaluma Woman’s Club, 518 B St, Petaluma.

The Pirates of Penzance What constitutes the “model of a modern Major-General?”

May 8, 8pm. $45-$65. Wells Fargo Center, 50 Mark West Springs Rd, Santa Rosa.

707.546.3600.

The Shape of Things Neil LaBute’s funny, controversial exploration of morality and gender roles in modern America. Thurs-Sat, 8pm and Sun, 5pm. through May 19. $15-$25. Main Stage West, 104 N Main St, Sebastopol.

True West Two adult brothers, opposite in philosophy and personality, take their rivalry to another level in Sam Shepard’s dark comedy. Thurs-Sat, 8pm and Sun, 3pm. through May 12. $12$25. St Vincent’s School, 1 St Vincent Dr, San Rafael.

Young Frankenstein: The Musical Mel Brooks’ hilarious 1974 film lives on as a Broadway musical in this North Bay premiere. FriSat, 8pm and Sun, 2pm. through May 19. $22-$26. Spreckels Performing Arts Center, 5409 Snyder Lane, Rohnert Park. 707.588.3400.

Funny Girl Taylor Bartolucci as Fanny Brice reminds people that she’s the greatest star, so don’t rain on her parade. Fri-Sat, 8pm and Sun, 2pm. through May 19. $30-$35. Napa Valley Opera House, 1030 Main St, Napa.

707.226.7372.

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ARIES (March 21â&#x20AC;&#x201C;April 19) The Tarahumara Indians of northwestern Mexico are renowned for their ability to run long distances. The best runners can cover 200 miles in two days. The paths they travel are not paved or smooth, either, but rather the rough canyon trails that stretch between their settlements.

Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s make them your inspirational role models in the coming week, Aries. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m hoping that you will be as tough and tenacious as they areâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;that you will pace yourself for the long haul, calling on your instinctual strength to guide you.

TAURUS (April 20â&#x20AC;&#x201C;May 20) You may have only a dim idea about how your smart phone and computer work, but that doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t prevent you from using their many wonderful features. While youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re swimming, you know almost nothing about the physiological processes that are active inside you, and yet you have no problem making all the necessary movements. In that spirit, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not worried about whether or not you will grasp the deep inner meaning of events that will be unfolding in the coming week. Complete understanding isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t absolutely necessary. All you need to do is trust your intuition to lead you in the direction of whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s interesting and educational.

GEMINI (May 21â&#x20AC;&#x201C;June 20) â&#x20AC;&#x153;I need not sell my soul to buy bliss,â&#x20AC;? says a character in Charlotte Bronteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 19th-century novel Jane Eyre. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have an inward treasure born with me, which can keep me alive if all extraneous delights should be withheld, or offered only at a price I cannot afford to give.â&#x20AC;? This would be a great speech for you to memorize and periodically recite in the next two weeks. Do it in front of your mirror at least once a day to remind yourself of how amazingly resourceful you are. It will also help you resist the temptation to seek gifts from people who canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t or wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give them to you.

CANCER (June 21â&#x20AC;&#x201C;July 22)

What is the big adventure youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been postponing forever because it hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been convenient? How about an intriguing possibility you have always wanted to experiment with but have consistently denied yourself? Or what about that nagging mystery youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been wishing you had the time and energy to solve? Wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t your life change for the better if you ďŹ nally dived in and explored it? In the next two weeks, Cancerian, I urge you to consider giving yourself permission to pursue something that ďŹ ts one of those descriptions.

LEO (July 23â&#x20AC;&#x201C;August 22) Right now, Leo, you are a majestic and mysterious mess of raw power. You are a fresh, ďŹ&#x201A;aming fountain of pure charisma. Irresistible!

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s you! Unstoppable! You! Impossible to fool and immune to the false charms of heartfelt mediocrity!

You! You! You! In your current condition, no one can obstruct you from seeing the naked truth about the big picture. And thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s why I am so sure that victory will soon be yours. You will overcome the fuzziness of your allies, the bad vibes of your adversaries, and your own inertia. Not all conquests are important and meaningful, but you will soon achieve the one that is.

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SCORPIO (October 23â&#x20AC;&#x201C;

are no right answers to wrong ďŹ ction writer Ursula K. Le Guin must be so conscientious abou very best questions. Right, Sco to hunt down solutions will be you frame your problems eleg Now hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the very good new pertinent questions is at a pea you make this Focused Inquiry three questions that will be im address in the next seven mon

SAGITTARIUS (Nov Charlie Parker was a great jazz saxophonist and composer, he innovator. Unfortunately, he al heroin addiction. It interfered w ďŹ nancial stability. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a fam showing a bystander two vein prepared to shoot up. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This on confessed. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And this oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s my up, Sagittarius, in the hope tha healthy shock. Are you doing a Charlie Parker? Are you pourin money into an inferior form of distraction that is undermining accomplish higher goals? If so

CAPRICORN (Decemb hate a song that makes you th good,â&#x20AC;? said iconic songwriter W a song that makes you think t lose. Because you are too old o too slim too ugly or too this or you down or poke fun at you. I that will prove to you that this brother Woody! I have the sam horoscopes. And Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m happy to that you should have a similar everything you put out and tak week. Just for now, reject all w that demoralize and destroy. T of relentless positivity.

AQUARIUS (January 2

not what my past still has in s Indian spiritual poet Tukaram. say the same thing, and hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s happened to us once upon a t as we ripen. They come to hav in light of the ever-new experi seemed like a setback when it eventually reveal itself to have blessing. A wish fulďŹ lled at a c history might come back to ha up these ideas, Aquarius, beca to reinterpret your own past.

PISCES (February 19â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Ma

A character in Herman Hesseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s novel Demian says the following: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I live in my dreams. Other people live in dreams, but not in their own.â&#x20AC;? Whose dreams do you live in, Virgo?

What is the source of the fantasies that dominate your imagination? Are they the authentic outpourings of your own soul? Or did they originate with your parents and teachers and lovers? Did they sneak into you from the movies and songs and books you love? Are they the skewed result of the emotional wounds you endured or the limitations youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve gotten used to? Now is an excellent time to take inventory. Find out how close you are to living in your own dreams.

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LIBRA (September 23â&#x20AC;&#x201C;October 22) Charles Ives was a renowned American composer who lived from 1874 to 1954. Because his music was experimental and idiosyncratic, it took a long time for him to get the appreciation he deserved. When he was 73 years old, he won the prestigious Pulitzer Prize for a symphony he had written when he was 30. I expect that in the near future you might be the beneďŹ ciary of a similar kind of mojo, Libra. A good deed you did or a smart move you

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