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How constant dishonesty runs us down, and why we deserve more

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ave you noticed, over the years, the creeping ubiquity of unapologetic, regular and blatant lies, misrepresentation and a decided lack of remorse even in those caught red-handed in the act of falsification? Those old enough to remember the 1970s might recall a time when expecting truth was normal, and we relied on advertisements to help us select products by providing honest information. We were outraged, and our government was shamed when we discovered Nixon was lying. If a store sold us a stereo electric piano or a wild-caught fresh salmon fillet, we actually expected the keyboard to output stereo and the fish to be fresh from the ocean. Today, we don’t get honesty and, perhaps more disturbingly, we don’t even expect it. In the new millennium, we not only find ourselves lied to constantly about issues we once thought we could take at face value, but today’s liars are no longer ashamed of lying— it’s standard business practice. The increased detective work needed to make an informed choice further fuels the problem. Exhausted and overwhelmed with endless fact-checking, we let even more untruths slip by. Jaded by fatigue, we can’t bring ourselves to care. How did we get here? Some argue that people are basically self-interested and don’t give a damn about others, but this is a copout. Cynicism is too easy, and compounds the problem by tacitly accepting as natural the very premise upon which the deceptive justify deception: that people are “all assholes anyway.� It’s like the freeway game. There are two kinds of assholes on the freeway: the asshole in front of me who won’t let me by and the asshole behind me who’s trying to get around me. Studying group behavior, we can see the problem has its roots in management style. Groups behave in the tone set by their leaders. Each year brings more stories of corrupt politicians and greedy CEOs, and these people stand in for leaders simply because they take the stage. Their model of leadership is consistent with the “winner take all� model we adopt as a culture. And this model is the seed whose fuel unsustainably feeds endless production and mandatory consumption.

But cultures before us did not always share this model, and some managed to treat themselves and others with dignity and to value concepts like sharing, collaboration and respect for fellow beings. In particular, many indigenous cultures practiced the sharing model. And while some anthropologists might argue that they “had to� share in order to eat, this assumes a superiority of our own cultural model that is both insular and arrogant (in keeping with the management style). Regardless of retrospective “reasons� for sharing behavior, we can’t deny its benefits to both individual and group, especially as we see the fallout from our own cultural “winner take all� model: greed is considered normal; dishonesty is the rule; denial, no longer just a phase of grief, is a daily coping tool; obesity is epidemic; stress (which can cause obesity) is ongoing; addiction is on the rise; our sense of belonging is diminished, compartmentalized; depression is epidemic, as are so-called diseases of aff luence; frustration and helplessness are normalized; we’ve lost our relationship with nature and, therefore, our commitment to preserve it; utopian fantasy seems a better option than answer-seeking; and we just can’t bring ourselves to care about one more thing. “Winner take all� is clearly an abusive model, and today’s victims become tomorrow’s abusers. How can we take the high view and find answers that will work for both people and planet? Will new leaders emerge who’ll model and guide us into the kind of small, community-based cultures that can sustain and nurture our inner integrity? Surely one critical step will be to take back our innocence: the right to expect honesty, dignity, respect and the protection of those rights against a runaway train of bullshit from a worn-out management model that never really worked for anyone—not even the leaders who may think they are the winners.

Today’s liars are no longer ashamed of lying— it’s standard business practice.

Leha Carpenter is a writer, web designer and graphic artist living in Santa Rosa. Open Mic is a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.

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in making initial determinations in complying with the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) and recommendations for further study. Bland writes that our biological resource assessment of the project stated that Cornell’s proposed winery “would not damage the immediate environment.� In fact, our report identified a number of sensitive resources on the property and made 20 recommendations for how to adjust project plans to avoid impacts to those resources. The article also states that “inspectors saw no steelhead in Mark West Creek for one simple reason: the creek was dry at the time of inspection.� In fact, PCI did not state in our report that we saw no steelhead in Mark West Creek, but rather that no steelhead habitat was present on the parcel in question. Mark West Creek does not run through nor

adjacent to the property we were asked to evaluate, and thus we did not survey the creek as part of our assessment. We did note that steelhead are known to be abundant in the watershed. Prunuske Chatham Inc. staff are dedicated to protecting the natural resources of Sonoma County and beyond, and to assisting landowners and regulator agencies in doing the same.

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etting out of bed can be the worst part of the day. Whether pulling away from a lover’s wake-up call or sleep’s cozy cocoon, often it’s all downhill after leaving the sheets. New research says it’s more than an annoyance, though. It can be downright dangerous to your health. OK, so that’s a bit of a stretch. But several scientific studies suggest that staying in bed— both sleeping and sexing—has multiple health benefits. Instead of hitting the gym or cutting carbs, studies suggest, fitnessconscious folk can add more sex and sleep to their lives, knowing their bodies (and their minds) will thank them for it now and in the future. There’s even a name for this approach, according to those in the know.

“The sex diet!� says sexpert Jane Bogart. “The average 175-pound person burns 150 to 200 calories during 30 to 40 minutes of sex.� Bogart, author of Sexploration: The Ultimate Guide to Feeling Truly Great in Bed, is joking. Sort of. It takes 3,500 calories to burn one pound of fat. Assuming one high-intensity half-hour romp per day, that adds up to weight loss of roughly half a pound per week. So maybe it’s not as effective as spinning class. “But it’s a lot more fun than the treadmill,� says Bogart, who’s also director of student wellness at Columbia University Medical Center in New York City. And singles need not despair: “Sex with another person can be great, but some of these benefits you can also get by having sex with yourself.�

Sex and why it’s good for people is one of Bogart’s favorite topics. “It reduces physical stress, it reduces tension, it promotes feeling good about yourself,â€? she says. In addition to writing and teaching about it, she also appeared on MTV’s First National Sex Quiz and True Life: I Need a Sex R.N. “Benefits fall into three categories,â€? she says. “Actual emotional health benefits to sex, physical health benefits and physiological health benefits.â€? The evidence is, er, mounting, and it’s more than just anecdotal. Several scientific studies suggest that the health benefits of sex may be more than just the old high-pro glow. These include: • A healthy ticker. A study at Queen’s University in Belfast found that men who have sex at least three times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in %-

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or a media magnate whose empire first began to bubble in vats of newspaper ink, one might think launching the first-of-its-kind, iPad-only newspaper app would not be in his best interest. Unless, of course, the magnate is Rupert Murdoch of News Corp., whose vats runneth over—and now with ones and zeroes. Led by veteran newspaperman and editor-in-chief Jesse Angelo (late of the News Corp.–owned New York Post), The Daily is being billed in-house as “a category first: a tabletnative national news brand built from the ground up to publish original content exclusively for the iPad.� This one can glean from the new app’s website (even apps have websites apparently), but that’s essentially where the new venture’s relationship with the web ends. The Daily is meant to be consumed entirely within the sleek interface of Apple’s tablet phenom as a discrete standalone experience forged from words, images, video, informatics and animations baked fresh daily and delivered piping hot direct to your iPad. Sentimentalists wax fondly that “newspapers are a daily miracle� (or, in some cases, a weekly miracle), however, The Daily, for all its journalistic aspirations, serves more to remind how miraculous the iPad is. If ever there was a proof that there exists a unified field theory of media delivery—supplanting television, radio, print, cinema and daily newspapers in its wake—this is it. That said, Murdoch’s quotidian quota of bleeding leads and the sundry other tropes squeezed from ye olde printing press is quite impressive, not least of which for sinking $30 million in development (and $500,000 in weekly expenses) into what amounts to a video game with news. “My first impression is very positive,� says Roger Fidler, program director for digital publishing at the Reynolds Journalism Institute. Fidler also oversees the Digital Publishing Alliance, which brings together media industry leaders and innovators, including the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times and the Wall Street Journal. “Team Murdoch has done what I’ve always hoped

newspapers would do with their tablet editions: create an interactive hybrid of print and web that is visually rich and enjoyable to read. It clearly demonstrates the value of involving publication designers in the production process.� For Fidler, The Daily has been a long time coming. Internationally recognized as a new media pioneer, Fidler first envisioned tablets and digital newspapers back in the 1980s. Now that they’ve arrived bundled as The Daily for a mere 99 cents a week, or $39.99 a year, they might just save newspapers. “The app has a lot of advantages, one I think is simplicity for people, more of a feeling of being a curated package of information with a beginning and an end,� observed Fidler. Or perhaps The Daily is a socalled killer app that will actually destroy newspapers but in so doing free their spirits to live in the Digital Age. Sure, the app might not save all newspapers, but it will certainly help Murdoch’s newspaper holdings eventually transition into the light. “I think newspapers have to realize that the publications being developed for the iPad may, in fact, become the dominant forum for reading news content in the not too distant future,� said Fidler. “We clearly are seeing a steady trend of declining readership of printed newspapers and of steady migration to digital.� “Digital� is an abstract concept, and the iPad is $600 of cold, hard cash in the midst of a recession. At that price point, will Murdoch’s new format find the ubiquity of the traditional media upon which his empire has previously relied? “You know, people felt the same way about television when it first emerged in the 1940s and ’50s, that only rich people would have it,� said Fidler. “Now they have people with television sets in almost every room of their house, and it’s become the common medium. My sense is that the tablet will evolve into a common reading device and media device for education, for business, for a host of applications, and that reading newspapers on it will be just one other important use for that device.�

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paint nuclear energy as green energy.� Years ago, Ludwig took photographs at the Chernobyl reactor when construction workers were reinforcing the failing roof of a hastily constructed cover over reactor 4. This robot-made sarcophagus is now leaking and failing; if it should collapse, just as much radiation might be emitted as was released during the 1986 accident. According to Ludwig, the contamination in reactor 4 is so great that crews are allowed to work only one 15-minute shift per day and have to perform their duties wearing gas masks and full-body suits with Geigercounters and dosimeters. Ludwig criticizes a U.N. report that appeared shortly before the 20th anniversary of the Chernobyl disaster. “It said the whole accident is not that bad, that only about 4,000 people will eventually die of Chernobyl-related deaths,� said Ludwig. “But reputable environmental organizations claim the number of those who have died already is between 100,000 and 200,000.� Furthermore, Ludwig alleges that some of the major donors for that U.N. study were people who stand to profit from nuclearenergy developments. Profits made from nuclear power plants might be weighed against a report by the BBC, issued last week, revealing that there is not enough money yet to complete the containment of radiation from the disaster that happened a quarter-century ago. As it stands, the plan is to seal the failing sarcophagus, but another $783 million is needed. Even if the money is found, and the hazardous area of the reactor is sealed, the same report noted that the Chernobyl area will be “contaminated for tens of thousands of years.� Ludwig wants to photograph more of Chernobyl, post the images on his website, create an app about Chernobyl and produce an international traveling exhibit of 50 large photographs to bring Chernobyl closer to the public eye. “Chernobyl was caused by human error during a routine safety test,� he says. “When you convey the situation on the ground in the zone, it speaks for itself. I want to make compassionate pictures that will help change people’s minds about nuclear power.�

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Though Key Lime, on or off a stick, is not currently on the menu at the Petaluma Pie Co., the shop’s long list of all-natural, mostly organic flavors makes up for it with an array of outrageously tantalizing combinations from the sweet (coconut cream, sweet potato, chocolate pudding, shaker lemon) to the savory (mixed mushroom, Japanese curry, smoked salmon). The pies’ various ingredients—including those grown in the proprietors’ home garden—are all locally cultivated. That “homegrown� element, the pie-making pair believes, is part of their shop’s escalating appeal—the soothing sense that, simply put, pie = good. “I don’t know what it is, but people do have this really special connection to pie,� says Sacerdote. “It goes deep for a lot of people. They come in here with their eyes wide open, saying, ‘Oh wow, look—pie!’� “Did you know,� Hoshino asks, “that there is pie in almost any culture? It’s comfort food all around the world. We have a lot of people from England and Australia come in. They seem really

drawn to the word ‘pie,’ but of course for them it means meat pies—shepherd’s pies. That’s another deep memory for people. It summons a lot of really good feelings and sensations.� Such pie memories are taken very seriously by Hoshino and Sacerdote, who’ve consequently added a line of meat pies to the menu. For Valentine’s Day, “You can give your sweetie pie an actual pie,� says Hoshino. And on Sunday, Feb. 13, at 2pm, Hoshino and Sacerdote will be teaming with Copperfeld’s Books, right around the corner in Petaluma, for their first-ever Valentine’s Day “pie-ku� contest. Along with samples of pie served up in the store, attendees are encouraged to submit pie-themed haiku, and awards will be handed out for the most humorous, most profound and most romantic. Shrugging, Sacerdote adds, “Pie is perfect for Valentine’s Day, because pie is sexy. It is. It’s a full sensory experience. There’s almost nothing as satisfying as a good piece of pie.� Petaluma Pie Company, 125 Petaluma Blvd., Petaluma. 707.347.9743. www.petalumapie.com.

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Want the love fest to continue? Or simply hungover from Valentine’s madness? Make your way to Stillwater Distillery in Petaluma on Wednesday, Feb. 16, from 1pm to 5pm to join Brendan Moylan, one of Marin County’s leading craft brewers, for his 50th birthday bash. Take a tour of the craft distillery and toast to his birthday free of charge with a beer and shot. Now that’s true love.

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been the exception to the rule—societal outcasts with suspect morality. Today they are just another couple redefining what it means to be committed and building a relationship outside the traditional bounds of a white-picket marriage. According to a recent Pew Research Center Poll, people like June and Ernie are not alone. They found that in 2008, only 52 percent of American adults were married, down from 72 percent in 1960—not so surprising. Yet Pew also found that almost 40 percent of Americans believe that marriage is becoming obsolete. Given that we’re not talking about the latest gadget with the shelf life of a hamster, but a venerable institution, how on earth did we get here? In 1957, when my mother was a child, 80 percent of Americans thought people who remained single were “sick, neurotic or immoral,� according to Stephanie Coontz in her epic tome Marriage, a History. My mom, like most of her generation, married young (at 19) and had children not long after. By the time I was born,

on the last day of 1978, that statistic had dropped to 25 percent, which helps to explain why at 19 I was backpacking Europe with my best friend and being seduced by the works of Kurt Vonnegut. Like many of my generation, my 20s were a time of radical self-discovery, miserable heartbreak and global traipsing. I emerged from this decade intact, in love and peacefully unconcerned with the idea of marriage. So when, at a solstice taco party with dear friends, my boyfriend dropped to his knee and asked if I’d be his “baby forever,� I was stunned. Yes—we had been living together for almost a year, madly in love for almost two. And yes—I wanted to have a couple of kids, age together, maybe even invest in a fuel-efficient sedan. I just never saw any reason to ask the government to sanction it. After all, for most of its existence, the institution of marriage has had nothing to do with romantic love. As societies farmed and then settled, issues of property rights, inheritance and blood lines made marriage the answer to problematic questions. How do we pass '' THE BOHEMIAN

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along our wealth? How do we keep our well-bred daughter from mingling with the street sweeper’s son? And, paramount in the earlier days of civilization, how do we expand our familial alliances into a more powerful tribe? As Eat, Pray, Love author Elizabeth Gilbert points out in her new book about marriage, Committed, “This is why the Old Testament is such a family-centric, strangerabhorring, genealogical extravaganza.� When more powerful people (Romans! Babylonians!) are ever-ready to pounce, the Chosen people do well to stick together. But in our modern urbanism and isolationism, a woman widowed does not need to marry the brother of her spouse, as was customary for the Hebrews. In fact, given that women are no longer economically dependent on men, marriage has lost its most powerful foothold. In 21stcentury America, I do not need a husband in order to have financial prosperity, a career, a fulfilling sex life, a good reputation or even children. And yet I knew I wanted to build a life with this man. Given our shared home and intimacy, I also realized we already were a family. And so we decided to write vows and exchange them on our front porch on a gloriously hot Saturday this past September. June and Ernie built us an altar with driftwood we foraged at the beach. I wore my mother’s 1973 union-made wedding dress. Our loved ones sat in the front yard while random people honked their approving horns from Humboldt Street. Everyone, it seems, loves a wedding.

Many-Spendored Things Yet as author and feminist Ariel Levy points out, “What follows a wedding is a marriage. And marriage is an institution, not a party.� Increasingly, Americans are eschewing this institution for more f lexible definitions of family and commitment. The Pew poll finds that multigenerational families, cohabitating and children born to unwed mothers alike are all on the rise. Even though Ernie is open to it, June views a marriage license as an unnecessary piece of potentially heavy luggage. “I’ve come from a long line of happily unmarried couples that last,� she says, “and married couples who end up divorced.� To her, marriage redefines the family into an obligation, rather than a choice, which can lead to resentment and unhappiness. “We each stay in this family because we want to stay, not because we have to.� This notion of choice is also at the heart of polyamory, the practice of having committed sexual relationships with more than one person at a time. Sometimes referred to as “responsible non-monogamy,� polyamory can manifest in as many ways as there are condom flavors; the most common

occurs when two people practice an “open� relationship or marriage. Contrary to popular mythology, polyamory is not simply a giant orgy. Though people do have sex outside the primary relationship, there are rules. As Jen Angel of Yes! Magazine points out, “It certainly is possible to ‘cheat’ in an open relationship— by going back on an agreement or lying.� “We have been conditioned to believe that marriage is the only way to form a partnership with integrity,� says Barbara Daugherty, who, at 55, has been practicing polyamory for 30 years, “but there is so much more love available when you’re poly.� Though Daugherty’s marriage did eventually end, after 10 years, she is open to marrying again. “I’d like a committed partnership with both a man and a woman,� she tells me. As a sex surrogate based in Sebastopol, Daugherty is a licensed professional trained to help people with their sexual concerns through both counseling and physical intimacy. Though she does engage in all manner of sexual activity with her clients, she remains strictly clinical—this means absolutely no exchange of bodily fluids, including saliva. “I’ve seen 40-year-old virgins, men who just want to learn how to slow down and married men who are unsatisfied in their sex lives and want to save their marriages,� she says. Saving the marriage by having sex with a hired helper? To many, the irony of this attempt smacks of prostitution. When I ask Daugherty, she calmly counters: “Seeing a prostitute is like going out to dinner; seeing a sex surrogate is like going to cooking school. You take those skills home with you and implement them in your daily life.�

A Stronger Union? When it comes to marriage, the law of evolution is unflinching: if you want to survive, you’ve got to adapt. Marriage has undergone radical changes, not just since the days of Queen Victoria’s whitegowned affair (which redefined the wedding wardrobe for good), but even in just the last 50 years. It wasn’t until 1967 that the Supreme Court finally overturned the antimiscegenation laws that 13 years later would have criminalized my in-laws’ marriage (he is white; she is black). Today, one in seven new marriages is interracial. And despite the gains of the feminist movement, the “marital rape exemption� enshrined husbands’ complete sexual control over their wives’ bodies until it was overturned in 1984. Laws that now seem utterly repressive and archaic, in other words, have only recently become relics. But nothing has caused more hullabaloo of late, nothing has forced our society to reexamine and redefine the role of marriage, than the federal law banning same-sex marriage. People who oppose gay marriage often argue that the “sanctity� of the institution is being put in jeopardy. As Gilbert and plenty of others have pointed out, a rudimentary look at Christian history reveals that marriage never really was sacred. After

all, not only did Jesus never marry, but he opposed the Hebrews’ tribalism by preaching that God no longer had favorites. Everyone was chosen! This amounted to the breaking of family ties, not the building of them.

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But if marriage, and by extension the nuclear family, is what strengthens society, then why would it be kept as an elite privilege? In Sonoma and Marin counties, the number of filed marriage licenses has remained steady even as the population has continued to rise—with the exception of 2008, when, thanks to California’s brief legalization of same-sex marriages, the number spiked higher than it had in years. In June of that year, teacher and activist Bridget Hayes, who lives in Santa Rosa, seized the opportunity to marry her partner in order to “make a public declaration,” she says, “of our commitment and love to friends and family.” Evidently, despite all that’s changed, marriage remains the yardstick by which society measures and legitimizes relationships. For this reason, June asked to remain anonymous for this article. “Many people I work with assume I’m married,” she admits, “and because it’s more socially acceptable, because I do not want to jeopardize my job, I let them.” Even though the United States remains a relatively prudish nation, every professional I spoke to for this article believes that homosexuals should (and will) gain the right to a legally sanctioned marriage. As Santa Rosa-based couples’ counselor Frances Fuchs points out, “Marriage itself may never become obsolete, but I do believe that many of the old rules for marriage are obsolete.”

For Love or Money We live in a culture in which progress equals success. We’re constantly told to upgrade: cars, iPods. Why not partners? Maybe it’s not gay marriage, but capitalism that poses the greatest threat to the institution.

After all, the Pew poll finds that of all the changes marriage has endured, “perhaps the most profound is the marriage differential that has opened between the rich and the poor.” In 2008, the median household income of married adults was 41 percent higher than for single adults. Ironically, many of those people who are living together to save money are the same people who are waiting until they have enough money to get married. As Don Ross, MFT and money coach in Santa Rosa, argues, “Money is a symbol of value in our culture, so to enmesh finances is to show full commitment.” The financial benefits of a marriage license are well cited. Here again, June and Ernie challenge the stereotype. As the primary breadwinner, June has a job that provides insurance coverage for domestic partners. “And when it comes to taxes, I’ve figured out that if we file separately and each claim a kid, we wind up saving more money than if we filed as married,” she tells me. According to Pew, only 30 percent of people surveyed believe that financial stability is a good reason to get married. The best reason? Love. But as Gilbert points out, “Marriages based on love are, as it turns out, just as fragile as love itself.” Here in the West, our outlook is fundamentally selffocused. We set goals for ourselves and value the pursuit of reckless, albeit soul-satisfying endeavors. Just as we are free to marry, so, too, are we free to unmarry. So is our “me”-centered cultural milieu antithetical to marriage? Not necessarily. A recent study reported in the New York Times shows that marriages are happiest, and most sustainable, when each person uses the partnership to “accumulate knowledge and experiences, a process called ‘self expansion.’” Dutch researcher Caryl Rusbult coined this in the term “Michelangelo effect,” referring to the way that partners can “sculpt” each other into more actualized, inspired people. Case in point: because of the influence and support of my husband, I now play piano, listen to the music of Leslie Hall and grow an obscene amount of garden greens. Thanks to me, he lives in a less cluttered environment, plays sweaty basketball and travels to places like Bulgaria and Cuba. Though marriage has come far since the days of the dowry, its future remains uncertain. Interestingly, polls find that many of those who predict its impending obsolescence still want to get married. Whether or not they actually will, of course, is another story. “We can never reinstate marriage as the primary source of commitment and care-giving in the modern world,” writes Stephanie Coontz. “For better or for worse, we must adjust our personal expectations and social support systems to this new reality.” As the old paradigm shifts—and as people continue to challenge rigid notions of sexuality, partnership, family and marriage— society becomes more tolerant, and as a result, more loving. And who can resist that kind of new reality?

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don’t know what I was thinking,� Amber Madison says, laughing. “Everyone I tell that story to, they’re like, ‘Are you serious?’� The 27-year-old author, sex columnist, and frequent TV guest is referring to a particularly entertaining anecdote from her 2006 book Hooking Up: A Girl’s All-Out Guide to Sex and Sexuality. In a chapter about sexual pleasure, Madison describes stopping a guy mid-hookup, drawing a labeled diagram of the vagina, pointing to the clitoris and saying, “Touch me here.� “I could have done it more tactfully,� Madison admits over the phone. “But it worked, and he wasn’t horrified. I think the lesson from that story is that no matter what you do to show a guy what you want, it’ll be fine.� Hooking Up, a slim, pink volume with chapters titled “Vaginas—What the Hell?� and “Sexually Transmitted Diseases—Feel the Burn,� marries Madison’s personal anecdotes with medically accurate advice about everything from condoms to crabs. Her frank, funny approach to sexual education is a far cry from the abstinence-based sex ed most people receive in school.

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“I talk about all the information you need to know as a college student about sex. I start out talking about vaginas, because I feel like that’s something both guys and girls need to know about,� Madison says of her lectures. “Most people who come say they have a good time. They’re laughing. It’s not like, ‘Oh my God, freak out, you’re going to get herpes.’� She stresses that although her book is written for girls, her talks—which cover sexual pleasure to STDs—are geared to both men and women. “The vagina stuff at the beginning? That is damn good for guys to know. Unless you are a gay man, a vagina is a huge part of your sex life,� Madison says. “And even if you’re a gay man, you should come to the lecture and just ignore the first 10 minutes about vaginas. All the stuff about STDs, how to communicate with your partner about what feels good, that certainly applies to anybody. Gay relationships, straight relationship— they all go through the same crap.� Madison grew up in Chapel Hill, N.C., and credits her parents, who came up with sexually explicit raps for birthdays and graduations, and for giving her such an open attitude toward sex. While a sex columnist in college, she started

writing Hooking Up the summer between junior and senior year in college, and published her second book last year, Talking Sex with Your Kids: Keeping Them Safe and You Sane—By Knowing What They’re Really Thinking. What resonates most with the people who come to her lectures, she says, is her relationship advice. “I take questions at the end, and it’s either about the G-spot, squirting or relationships. For the most part, it’s ‘I’m dating this guy’ or ‘I’m dating this girl,’ and trying to navigate that part of it.� Madison’s next book, due in September, addresses what she sees as the biggest misconception people have about sex: that men and women have completely different, Mars-and-Venus priorities. “We’re not really that different,� she insists. “We always try to say guys are like this, girls are like this. You can’t make assumptions about people just because one’s a guy and one’s a girl. Pretty much the only assumption I’d say you can make [about a guy] is that he has a penis. Deep down, we pretty much all want the same thing.� Amber Madison speaks Tuesday, Feb.15, in the gym at SSU. 1801 E. Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. 8pm. Free. 707.664.2782.

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featuring a performance by his object of desire, Nina (Christine Albright, heartbreakingly good at playing Nina’s brittle optimism and eventual shattered expectations). Konstantin’s mother, Irina (Tess Malis Kincaid), a successful actress whose specialty is the very type of play her son is trying to subvert, has brought along her young lover, the middle-of-theroad celebrity author Trigorin (Craig Marker, playing Trigorin as slightly baffled, as if recently smacked in the head with a rock). After the failure of Konstantin’s play, which his mother and friends attack like the robots on Mystery Science Theater 3000, Nina becomes smitten with Trigorin, whose affections are vital to Irina’s self-esteem. Even Konstantin’s impulsive murder of a seagull, presented as a symbol of his endangered heart, is not enough to win Nina back. Swirling around the Konstantin/Nina/Trigorin/Irina quadrangle are several other romantic collisions, as the various characters who live on Pyotr’s land prove to all be in love with the people they should not be. Love, in Chekhov’s play, takes nearly as bad a beating as his character’s hopes and dreams. Though marred here and there by some clunky direction (how can Trigorin sit next to a dead seagull for 10 minutes before suddenly noticing it?), Appel’s adaptation is pleasingly crisp, and sharply to the point, allowing Chekhov’s early artistic ambitions and youthful passions to fairly explode across the stage. Though clearly the work of a playwright with much to say (and much still to learn), this Seagull showcases what has allowed Chekhov’s messy masterpieces to endure for over a hundred years. ‘Seagull’ runs Tuesday–Sunday through Feb. 27 at Marin Theatre Company. Show times vary. 397 Miller Ave., Mill Valley. $33–$53; under 30, $20 all shows. 415.388.5208.

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am the man who thought it would be a dandy idea to take a shy, ballet-loving high school girl to Papillon. “It means butterfly!� I thought. “A charming Gallic farce!� By the film’s end, I was not on speaking terms with her, since she had just witnessed a bloody guillotining, a truckload of Devil’s Island prison atrocities and other stuff you don’t want to think about when you’re nibbling chocolates. Here are 10 suggestions to make sure your post–Valentine’s Day weekends will be wide open. I have chosen to ignore the usual much-vaunted recent adolescent breakup movies. The films below have adults in them. Messed-up adults. Mean adults. And they’ll make you so, so happy to be newly single. ‘After Hours’ (1985) Just take a look at the poster: a man’s head being twisted by a 50-foot woman’s painted fingers. Tell me that’s not romantic. From dusk until dawn, a fleeing singleton (Griffin Dunne) roams Manhattan, trying to get a date. Such tempting ’80s actresses as Terri Garr and Catherine O’Hara only add to his persecution in one of Martin Scorsese’s most excruciating films. ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf ?’ (1966) An American couple, George (Richard Burton) and Martha (Elizabeth Taylor), hit the booze to endure the boredom of living at a cow

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college. Fortunately, they have a pair of callow young bores to sharpen their claws upon. There’s drinking, taunting, braying, airing of grievances, rounds of “Get the Guestsâ€? and “Hump the Hostess.â€? Inform that special someone that this is where you hope the two of you will be in 20 years. ‘Closer’ (2004) Named for a Joy Division album that makes people want to kill themselves, Closer stars a quartet of vicious Londoners, including Natalie Portman as a lying exotic dancer, Julia Roberts showing levels of wrath only her personal assistant had witnessed previously and Clive Owen as a physician who says comforting things like, “Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood!â€? ‘Antichrist’ (2009) A howling triple-X shocker made by Lars von Trier, who shot the film as a cure for two years of depression. “Heâ€? (Willem “I’m being skinned alive againâ€? Dafoe) meets “Sheâ€? (Charlotte Gainsbourg). After the couple’s toddler commits suicide, they head out to a forest of mutant critters for loads of real bad sex and genital mutilation. Chaos reigns—as it certainly will in your car on the way back home. ‘Fatal Attraction’ (1987) Ultimately, who is more reprehensible: lousy nogood, cheating husbands or bunny-boiling hookups who don’t have temporary brains to understand what the three initials “NSAâ€? mean? Answer: both! “I won’t allow you to treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage!â€? yells Glenn Close, and that’s just one mood-settling line that’ll ready that special someone for a night of canoodling. ‘Irreversible’ (2002) Director Gaspar NoĂŠ said that he wanted to put “Vengeance Is Man’s Rightâ€? on the poster. The middle of the movie is a now-famous 15-minute rape scene. Topic for discussion, while your soon-to-be-ex flees from the multiplex: “How about NoÊ’s mise-en-scene? Is, then, vengeance a man’s right? Can I call you? How about next weekend?â€? ‘Porky’s’ (1982) Bob Clark’s comedy about the wackiest bunch of teens who ever scored a chick separates the men from the women—right there in the theater. Why isn’t she laughing at the scene where the gang drills a hole to spy on the girls’ locker room? What is she, a virgin? ‘Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom’ (1975) One of director Pier Paolo Pasolini’s fans asks: “A work of rigorous moral intelligence or a descent into a nightmare of cruelty and lust?â€? Take the high road: tell your date that anyone who changes the channel on this infamous film is collaborating with the fascists. ‘Society’ (1989) Some 20 years later after, the old gorge rises recalling the punchline of this Brian Yuzna’s dark class-conscious comedy about a group of wealthy Beverly Hills perverts. Guaranteed instant breakup, especially if you’re involved with someone who cherishes John Hughes’ comedies. ‘Shame’ (1968) Ingmar Bergman’s film starring Liv Ullmann, the kind of selfpossessed Viking specimen that makes men curl up and want to hide. What you’ve got is one unforgettable, beautifully conceived horror story about how a dictatorship cuckolds every man and whores every woman. It’s that one date movie you’ll want when you only want one date.

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by electro-analog noisemakers Teenage Sweater. Leave the high heels and Chanel No. 5 at home on Saturday, Feb. 12, at the Arlene Francis Center. 99 Sixth St., Santa Rosa. 9pm. $5. 707.528.3009.

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Quite the Hubbub The renegade Hubbub Club Marching Band can be found marching through the streets playing everything from Herbie Hancock to traditional Hungarian folk melodies. They’ve been a perfect example of why Santa Rosa’s new street-performer ordinance is a good idea, and they’re raising money to represent Sonoma County at Honk TX in Austin. Join their guerrilla cause when they host a benefit with DJ Broken Record and the Easy Leaves on Sunday, Feb. 13, at Aubergine. 755 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 5pm. Donations accepted. 707.861.9190.

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en and women don’t always get along in Elizabeth Cook’s lyrics. There’s the mechanic who cons his housewife clientele in “Sometimes It Takes Balls to Be a Woman.� There’s the mullet-haired charmer who may or may not slip Quaaludes to his dates in “El Camino.� Then, of course, there’s the guy who gets so shitfaced he can hardly get it up in “Yes to Booty.� Cook draws on her own background in this war of the red-state genders. Though currently a Nashville resident, the country singer grew up in what she calls a “depressed, forgotten, inland rural county in central Florida.� Her parents—each divorced with five children apiece—met after her father’s release from an eight-year stint in Atlanta Federal Penitentiary for running moonshine. “I could have been a lot of guys’ little woman,� she says when we speak on the phone. “Growing up in a blue-collar surrounding in the South, expectations of what you do and what you say and what you do with your life are definitely carved out.� But the guitar-slinger certainly doesn’t live, or write, according to anyone’s preconceived standards. She’s a Grand Ole Opry regular who’s mostly unnoticed by the

FM set, a Loretta Lynn fangirl who covers the Velvet Underground, a serious songwriter who clogs. Her dual personas started young. “My daddy raised me to be like a boy ’cause he wanted me to be tough,� she says. “But I’ve always been a petite blonde at the same time—a petite blonde that could go froggigging and deal with business situations in a forward way.� Despite the dark incarnations of Southern machismo in her lyrics, Cook’s men aren’t all bad. In “Rock n Roll Man,� she satirizes a self-styled rock-god boyfriend with a lightning-bolt earring and dagger tattoo, but one gets the feeling she adores him too. “Sometimes we’re Sid and Nancy or Courtney and Kurt,� she sings. “We get higher than heaven, we get lower than dirt / It’s the fightin’ and lovin’ that make it work.� It might have something to do with the fact that “Rock n Roll Man� is loosely based on Cook’s husband and guitarist, Tim Carroll. “There are pieces of it that are probably directly related, and there are pieces of it that are artistic license,� she says. When I ask Carroll himself about the song, he laughs. “I don’t have a lightning-boltshaped earring,� he says. Cook and Carroll have been together on and off stage since 1998, and he wrote two songs on her latest album, Welder. “It’s not without challenges when you’re five feet from the same person 24 hours a day,� she says. “I’m sure it creates issues we’re not even aware of. I’m sure if we were the type of couple that went into therapy, we’d find out everything that’s wrong with us.� It’s a second-generation partnership for Cook, whose parents, Joyce and Tom, also toured together as country musicians, becoming known as “the Medicare Duo� in later years. “They really had a beautiful love affair that didn’t start out that way,� says Cook. “Daddy was a mad drunk with the kind of issues that he experienced in his childhood that was sharecropping and terrible poverty.� Eventually, however, he joined AA and began singing. “I wouldn’t say my mother was liberated,� says Cook. “But because my dad was a musician, he really embraced the [musical] part of her, and that was the most important sense of self-expression for her. I have a little family video where some friends from Georgia came up to visit her two weeks before she died, and they’re sitting in the living room of our trailer and she’s playing acoustic and daddy’s playing bass, and they’re playing all their old songs together.� So men and women may not always get along on Cook’s albums, but when they do, it’s as poignant as only a country ballad can be. In “Follow You Like Smoke,� the doublewides and booze and greasy-fingered mechanics melt away like Appalachian mist. Cook chants quiet, steel-and-string-laden couplets: “I’d stick to you like glue if I was able to / Cling to you like vine, if you’d just say that’s fine / Hold you in my arms, and I would never tire / Follow you like smoke from a fire.� Elizabeth Cook opens for Todd Snider on Sunday, Feb. 20, at the Mystic Theatre. 21 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 8pm. $20–$22. 707.765.2121.

Sebastopol Community Cultural Center and Cumulus Presents proudly present

Alasdair Fraser & Natalie Haas CD release concert February 12 (Community Center)

Chris Smither February 20 (Community Center)

Kenya Safari Acrobats March 4 (Analy High School Theatre)

Greg Brown with special guest

Bo Ramsey March 18 (Community Center)

Arlo Guthrie with The

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Mitch, CMT. Mature. Professional. Relaxing MAGIC HANDS intuitive touch. Private discrete studio. 707-849-7409 Swedish and Deep Tissue Massage with light stretching for men/women Sweet Sensual Flexible M-F schedule; Massage with Lara Incalls only Treat yourself to my Blissful 60min/$60 | 90min/$75 Touch. 707-481-2644 Please call Leo 707-623-6096

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NOW OPEN Therapeutic Massage Center Body Massage $55/hr

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Petaluma Lavender Day Spa

FREE SAUNA WITH 1 HR MASSAGE $

Massage • Reflexology Swedish/Shiatsu Open 7 Days: 10am-10pm

Rocks and Clouds Zendo Half Day of Meditation. Every Third Sunday of the Month (Feb 17th). 10:00am - 2:00pm. Email us with any questions @ daterra@sonic.net. Find us on the web: www.rocksandclouds.org or call 707-824-5647.

The Journey Center: A Place for Transformation Embodying Divinity with the Hebrew Names of God A Workshop with Dr. Sheila Katz. Explore the multi-dimensional Hebrew names of God through guided meditation, chant and gentle body movement. Thurs, Feb 10, 7-9p, Journey Center, 707-578-2121, www.journeycenter.org.

1626 4th St. Santa Rosa 707.526.6888

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Walk ins Welcome

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Spiritual Direction (Free Workshop) Meeting the Mystics Series - George Fox: Quaker Mystic Explore the Quaker founderÕs radical understanding of the presence and voice of God with Spiritual Director Mary Karp. Fri, Feb 18, 7-9p, Journey Center, 707-578-2121 www.journeycenter.org

Centering Prayer Retreat Day Experience a variety of contemplative prayer practices. Beginners welcome. Sat, Feb 19, 10a-3p, Journey Center, 707-578-2121, www.journeycenter.org.

Buddhist Meditation Day Course, Sat., Feb. 12, 10:00AM - 3:00PM Remember that famous song: "You Always Hurt The One You Love"? Although we dearly love those closest to us, we're also surprised when we experience anger and irritation. We'll explore Buddha`s teachings on love, attachment, and anger. You`ll learn to meditate on love and compassion, improve your relationships and peace of mind. Everyone is welcome. Donation of $25, includes vegetarian lunch. RSVP 707-766-7720 or info@meditationinnorcal.org. Mahakaruna Buddhist Meditation Center, 304 Petaluma Blvd., N, Petaluma www.meditateincal.org

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Psychic Palm and Card Reader

• improves mobility in neck and shoulders

707.782.9898

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Psychics

Madame Lisa. Truly gifted adviser for all problems. 827 Santa Rosa Ave. One visit convinces you. Appt. 707-542-9898

ENNEAGRAM THURSDAYS Energize your relationships, deepen your spiritual path, make meaningful life choices. Fun & energizing 90 minute classes, 4th St Santa Rosa. Various topics each Thursday afternoon & evening. $20. Register at www.EnneagramLearningCenter.com

Ayurvedic

• balances energy

Margery Smith 707.544.9642

SPIRITUAL CONNECTIONS Finding inspiration and connecting with your community

Unity Church of Santa Rosa Sunday School & Service 10:30am 4857 Old Redwood Hwy 707-542-7729 www.UnityofSantaRosa.org. Healing & Wholeness Fair, February 12, 2011, 11am-6pm Free lectures, healing sessions and readings for just $20 each. Come meet up to 20 local healers in one location! Check the website for details.

The Journey Center: A Place for Transformation Prayer and Journey Beads Workshop Create a bead strand for your spiritual practice or as a chronicle of your personal journey. Sat, Jan 29, 1-5pm, 707-578-2121, www.journeycenter.org.

Free public talk Sunday February 13th - 7 PM

Holistic tantric masseuse. Unhurried, private, heartfelt. Monday thru Saturday.

Open 7 days 9-10pm

FLOWER SPA

Foot Massage $19.99/45 min 2460 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa THE BOHEMIAN

"What is Love?"Drop-in meditation class Mondays from 7pm to 8:15pm starting February 21 - $10 Jessel Gallery - 1019 Atlas Peak Road, Napa, CA 707 257 2350. www.jesselgallery.com

Call 707.527.1200

Meditative Nature of Psychotherapy A spiritual practice for couples and individuals unfolds psychological problems and embraces them as transformative paradoxes. After 12 years in Berkeley, Gateway Institute is now in Healdsburg. Heather Parrish, Ph.D. MFC36455. 707-473-9553

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Bikram Yoga of Santa Rosa 7ILSON 3TREET 3ANTA 2OSA s 9/'! s WWW BIKRAMOFSANTAROSA COM Bikram's Yoga system will reshape and heal your body while it relieves stress and tension. The Bikram Method of Hatha Yoga is a demanding series of 26 postures, done in a heated room and meant to be performed in the given order, to the best of one's ability. A principle of the class is that one can learn to steadily make new demands of oneself, to work harder, deeper, yet calmer.

Sun & Moon Yoga # 3T 0ETALUMA s s WWW SUNANDMOON YOGA COM How bright is your glow? It is in our utmost opinion that a consistent Hatha yoga practice can provide a glorious path to radiant wellness. Our classes encourage a strong and supple physical foundation, which will safely allow your true essence to glow brightly. Awaken the light within.

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Medical Marijuana Certifications Full exam. Low cost. No charge if you do not qualify. Santa Rosa. Authentication 24/7. 707-591-4088.

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SUBUTEX/SUBOXONE available for Safe Oxycontin, Vicodin, Other Opiate Withdrawal! Confidential Program. (707) 576 1919

10% OFF Code: BOHO1210 Widest selection of Unusual Natural beads & pendants Great quality, best prices jewelry findings & components www.beadsandpieces.com or Call (707)765-2890

A & A Kitchens Need commercial kitchen space? Our spot will accomodate all your culinary needs. Stop lookin’ and start cookin’! Call us in St Helena at 707.968.9474,

KATHY JOSEPH MOSAIC WORKSHOPS Fun! Fun! Fun! Learn to make wondrous art out of recycled china and scavenged treasures! Every Saturday 1-4, Sebastopol Center for the Arts. For more info: Tel: 824-0813, E-mail:Kath252@aol.com, website: kathyjosephmosaics.com

Creative Light Productions Professional photographer & videographer weddings, parties, special events. Call award winning David Ludwig Local: (707) 527-6004 Toll Free: (800) 942-8433 www.creativelightproductions.com

MacAdvantage Macintosh Computer Repair

Santa Rosa Plumbing

FREE Diagnosis, Friendly In-House Staff Answer Calls, Hardware/Software, DATA Recovery, Internet, Email, Wireless Network Setup & Security, Apple Authorized Business Agent, Tam Nguyen-Chief Tech, M-F 10-6. 707.664.0400, info@themacadvantage.com

tankless water heaters, high efficiency toilets recirculation, general plumbing needs. Call 707.528.8228

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T.H. Bead Design & Repair Quality beads, sterling silver clasps, etc. Custome necklaces, earings and bracelets for you or that someone special. Jewlery repair available also, no soldering. 707.696.9812, tiffany_beadsandpieces@yahoo.com

Golden Star Grafix Need a quality designer? Business cards, brochures, flyers, posters, digital collage, cd covers, photographic restoration & collages general marketing materials. Mark Schaumann 707.795.0924

Does Your Business Need a Fresh Outlook? Euro Business Solutions Can Help Call Fred Baggerman for a FREE Consultation: 707.483.5135

Green Earth Catering Organic and Earth friendly foods and supplies Scott Goree - Entertainment coordinator and business manager 707.795.7358 home, 707.479.5481 cell redgore23@aol.com

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Bankruptcy & Debt Relief Attorney Evan Livingstone (707) 206-6570 740 4th St #125, Santa Rosa

SKIRT CHASER VINTAGE — BUY, SELL, TRADE 707-546-4021 208 Davis Street, RR Square

Donate Your Auto 800.380.5257 We do all DMV. Free pick up- running or not (restrictions apply). Live operators- 7 days! Help the Polly Klaas Foundation provide safety information and assist families in bringing kids home safely.

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