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very week, I look forward to meeting with a group of Brook Haven Middle School students who are interested in alternative transportation and the environment. We call our club â&#x20AC;&#x153;Teens Go Green.â&#x20AC;? The club was created last year as a part of the city of Sebastopol and the Sonoma County Bicycle Coalitionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Safe Routes to School program, which seeks to get more kids walking and biking to school safely. Last month, we planned a Saturday â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bike Ride to the Movies.â&#x20AC;? We planned to meet in Sebastopol and ride out to Santa Rosa via the Joe Rodota Trail. I want these preteens to know that they can ride their bike to get places, and that the bicycle is a viable form of transportation. I awoke early on that Saturday morning, peeked out the window, and was relieved to see only fog, no rain. The weather forecast, which Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d been obsessively checking all week, called for â&#x20AC;&#x153;partly cloudy and some showers.â&#x20AC;? To me, it looked like a fine day for a bike ride. I packed up a couple of ziplock bags of homemade ginger cookies (always bring survival rations when you are riding with a group of teenagers), a first-aid kit, an extra helmet, all the tools I need to change a f lat and hopped on my bike. I arrived at the West County Revolution Bike Shop and was enthusiastically greeted by three of the teens. A little bit later, a few more kids and parents showed up. By the time the West County Revolution bike mechanics had rectified a derailleur problem, armed me with an extra lock and tube and I had given a talk on bike safety and bike-path etiquette, we were ready to go. We rode together in a loose-knit group, loudly calling out â&#x20AC;&#x153;Passing on your leftâ&#x20AC;? when going by a pedestrian. Some of us rode side by side when we saw that the path was clear, and we chatted about how much rain weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had, the croaking frogs, the blossoming mustard in the Laguna, and how lucky we were that it was not raining then. We stopped before every road crossing, and waited for the group to come back together before starting off again. One of

the kids told me he was tired and I told him to pedal slowly, that weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d take a break soon. Just after I said that, one of the bikes got a f lat, and the whole group pulled over. Everyone got a very practical lesson in changing a f lat, the tired kids got a little rest, we ate a bunch of cookies and headed off feeling very refreshed. Who would have thought that a f lat tire could be a good thing! We arrived at the Roxy theater in Santa Rosa, parked our bikes in the parking garage, and went to check out the movies. The Tooth Fairy was the movie of choice, and we headed in carrying our helmets, water bottles and saddle bags, and settled into the comfortable movie seats. My favorite part of the movie was when the Rockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s character finally learned how to use his wings. He was giving his girlfriendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s son a ride to a talent show, and as they were f lying over traffic, the Rock said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Who needs cars?â&#x20AC;? I leaned over to the kids and said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like us. Who needs cars when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got bikes!â&#x20AC;? They all laughed and agreed. Our ride back to Sebastopol was lovely. The kids got in a nice pedaling rhythm, and we made it back with no major incidents. Everyone was talkative and happy and proud of themselves for completing the 14 miles on a bicycle! When we got back to the shop, we hung out talking about the ride, and I taught a couple of the lingerers how to find a hole in a tube and patch it. By then, the sun was shining, and when I got back in the saddle to ride home, I was already planning our next bike ride. Relying on your own body and strength to get somewhere is incredibly empowering and I really want these kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; and all kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;to have as many opportunities as possible to experience this.

Always bring survival rations (in this case ginger cookies) when riding with a group of teenagers.

Sarah Hadler works for the Sonoma County Bicycle Coalition in the Safe Routes to School program; she loves both educating children and teens about bicycle safety and the joys of bicycle riding. Open Mic is a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.

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would essentially be written into the state constitution. Though three investor-owned utility companies would benefit from this arrangement, so far there has been just one contributor to the Yes on 16 campaign. Since the beginning of this year, Pacific Gas and Electric Companyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;PG&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;has donated more than $25 million to the cause and pledged as much as $10 million more. A spokesman for PG&E declined to discuss the initiative, merely confirming that its board of directors had approved the expenditure. Former California energy commissioner and current co-chair of the American Council on Renewable Energy John Geesman has become one of the most vocal opponents of the initiative. He calls Prop. 16 a â&#x20AC;&#x153;tapeworm.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;There is no precedent for this,â&#x20AC;? Geesman says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What you have is a single

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Requirement For Local Public Electricity Providersâ&#x20AC;? by Attorney General Jerry Brown, is a response to an increasing number of local governments that are interested in procuring energy for their communities. Several cities in Marin County, for example, have created the Marin Energy Authority to run a public utility called Marin Clean Energy. MCE contracts with energy generators directly to sell power to Marin residents. The process by which municipalities form these coalitions is called Community Choice Aggregation, or CCA. Of course, the customers that MCE will service were not previously without power. Like most people in California, they bought energy from PG&E. That utility will still be the company delivering power through the grid; they just wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be selling it anymore. In essence, Marin County has become a competitor of PG&E. Such a parry is not taken lightly. If Prop. 16 passes, it would amend the state constitution to require a two-thirds approval (rather han a simple majority) by local voters before a CCA could provide electricity to any new customers if there was any public money or debt involved. It would require the same twothirds approval by any community that a CCA wanted to expand into, whether or not public money or bonds were involved. In its assessment of the initiative, the independent Legislative Analystâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Office said the voter-approval requirements could deter communities from pursuing CCA at all. District 3 senator Mark Leno has called it â&#x20AC;&#x153;a stake in the heart of CCA.â&#x20AC;? Proponents of the measure say the electricity business is risky, and voters should be able to vote when public money is being leveraged. Opponents say Prop. 16 is just a thinly veiled manipulation of the initiative process, and that it would constitutionally guarantee a monopoly for companies like PG&E. Regardless of the outcome in June, PG&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s involvement with Prop. 16 has brought forth an almost cathartic release of grievances against the company, shining a blinding light on what many call a broken initiative process. Already there is a lawsuit with allegations of campaigns carried out in bad faith going back more than 60 years, and soon, according to a Prop. 16 spokesperson, the media blitz will begin.

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ommunity Choice Aggregation was a direct result of the California energy crisis/Enron scandal that crippled the state around the turn of the millennium. PG&E, still recovering from filing bankruptcy in 2001, publicly supported the legislation that created CCAâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;they were even included in the drafting of the bill. After the â&#x20AC;&#x2122;90s energy deregulation led to rolling blackouts, price surges 10 times higher here than other parts of the country and the eventual crash of our energy markets, California lawmakers decided to take back control. In 2002, they passed AB 117, removing barriers for local communities to manage their own energy needs and allowing whole groups of cities or towns to come together and contract to produce their own energy. It was not explicitly spelled out in the legislation that municipally owned utilities would pursue renewable energy sources, but it seems obvious now. In the Bay Area, CCA has become synonymous with â&#x20AC;&#x153;greenâ&#x20AC;? energy. PG&E, along with other forprofit utilities, was considered a partner in the effort to diversify energy in the state, and

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written into the bill was a clause that PG&E and others would â&#x20AC;&#x153;cooperate fullyâ&#x20AC;? with any CCA. Many lawmakers are pointing to that clause now, asking what happened. In a Dec. 22, 2009 letter to PG&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chairman and CEO Peter Darbee, eight state senators called PG&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s support of Prop. 16 â&#x20AC;&#x153;misguidedâ&#x20AC;? and possibly illegal, stating that â&#x20AC;&#x153;if PG&E has recanted its support of CCA, it has an obligation to seek those revisions in the legislature. To use the initiative process to pursue PG&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s self-interests and avoid engaging your partners in the AB 117 agreement calls into question your companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s integrity.â&#x20AC;? Sen. Leno was among the letter signers. He says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I fundamentally believe that this is an attempt by a single corporation to amend the state constitution, and that is a sinister abuse of our initiative process.â&#x20AC;? PG&E did not publicly respond to the letter, but days later it made another $3 million donation to the Yes on 16 campaign. The utility estimates it will spend a total of $35 million in ads.

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n March 18, a group of six publicly owned utilities and the city and county of San Francisco filed suit to disqualify Prop. 16 from the June ballot, claiming that it contains â&#x20AC;&#x153;false and misleadingâ&#x20AC;? information, both on the ballot and in the initial petition to qualify for the ballot. In the suit, the districts take turns airing their grievance against the utility, which serves most of California, from Bakersfield to near the Oregon border. Specifically, the suit is critical of the initiative for omitting PG&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s name from the measure. Yes on 16 spokesperson Robin Swanson, however, says that the suit is a perfect example of why it needs to pass, because citizens are routinely being left out of the conversation. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Our opponents,â&#x20AC;? she says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;would rather file a lawsuit behind closed doors to stop people from voting than talk to voters in the open forum of the statewide election. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think this is exactly what the initiative process should be used for,â&#x20AC;? she continues. â&#x20AC;&#x153;To constitutionally require votes when a local government wants to spend local money to go into the risky retail electric business.â&#x20AC;? There are certainly risks involved with starting an energy company. In December, the Marin County Civil Grand Jury released a report, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Marin Clean Energy: Pull the Plug,â&#x20AC;? which was highly critical of the Marin Energy Authority, particularly regarding the debt incurred. Marin Energy Authority has borrowed more than $2 million from the county, a private bank and, somewhat unusually, a small group of Marin residents. But so far, its MCE subsidiary is just contracting energy from outside generators. If there is real risk involved in this plan, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s when the MCE starts building power plants and generating its own energy. MCE has yet to supply any power to residents or collect money to start repaying its debt, but it expects to start providing energy to a small group as early as May this year. Marin County Supervisor and chair of Marin Energy Authority, Charles McGlashan, says that PG&E has been anything but supportive of the new utility. He claims that PG&E has intentionally misled residents about the cost of Marinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s energy, attempted to scare senior citizens and personally attacked politicians who support the new utility. Much of this intimidation was done through a watchdog group, called the Marin Common Sense Coalition, a group that PG&E is a

member of and whose board is comprised of high-ranking PG&E employees and consultants. The Common Sense Coalition did not respond to numerous requests for an interview. Perhaps itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s simply been too busy. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They have sent out nine mailings to every home in Marin,â&#x20AC;? McGlashan says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Including mine.â&#x20AC;? In February, Marin Energy Authority sent a complaint to Californiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Public Utilities Commission, alleging misconduct by PG&E, including threats to refuse energy delivery to MCE customers. The PUC did come down on PG&E for offering a vehicle to opt out of the MCE and keep PG&E service, but McGlashan says thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not enough. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The [PUC] needs to step up and enforce the law,â&#x20AC;? he charges. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unclear what action the PUC could take against PG&E. The PUC regulates the companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s energy rates, resetting them every three years at a level that provides money for infrastructure improvements, operating costs, profits for shareholders and a rather generous $9 million package for the CEO. Ratepayers are the sole source of income for the utility. PG&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s generous support of the Yes on 16 campaign, the Marin Common Sense Coalition and its umbrella organization, the Coalition for Reliable and Affordable Energyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a group that spent more than $9 million opposing a greenenergy feasibility study in San Francisco two years agoâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;has led many to wonder if PG&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rates are set too high. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The PUC sets rates at a level that allows them to raise money for infrastructure improvements,â&#x20AC;? John Geesman says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Not to create a $35 million slush fund.â&#x20AC;? PG&E claims the money came from shareholders. In February, the utility notified its shareholders that the board of directors had authorized spending as much as $35 million on Prop. 16, and that the value of shares would drop by 6 to 9 cents as a result. Shareholders, including CalPERSâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; the retirement fund for 1.6 million state employees, which is severely underfundedâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; were not given an opportunity to vote on the expenditure. â&#x20AC;&#x153;PG&E wants to have all the people voting,â&#x20AC;? Geesman says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t their shareholders get a chance to vote?â&#x20AC;?

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ll of this wrangling would not be so objectionable if it didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t detract from a larger issue: the move toward more stable, renewable and greener energy sources. This year, PG&E did not meet the state-sponsored goal to have 20 percent of its energy coming from renewable sources by 2010. A spokesman for the company said it would meet that goal by 2013. By contrast, MCE will contract a minimum 25 percent renewable energy in the first year of operation. Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more, opponents of PG&E say they have faced personal attacks for speaking up. Sen. Leno, for example, charges that PG&E funded his opponent in 2008 after he supported a feasibility study on green energy. PG&E created an independent expenditure committee to oppose him, calling the $50,000 trust the â&#x20AC;&#x153;protect our childrenâ&#x20AC;? fund. McGlashan, too, says that PG&E is already bankrolling two Marin campaigns to unseat him and a colleague who voted in favor of creating the MEA. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really sobered me,â&#x20AC;? McGlashan says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I feel really disillusioned that people donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t all have the same level of respect.â&#x20AC;? He adds hopefully, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re working on a county-wide effort to ban plastic bags.â&#x20AC;? Good thing PG&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not in that business.


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ct one, scene one: Curtain opens to stagehands removing a gurney covered with 1,400 pages of leaden cap-andtrade law so dense it had collapsed on the Senate floor. Stage empty, the lights go up as three fiddles launch a reel. Suspended at center stage is a sprightly document, a 29page poster child of transparency known as the CLEAR Act. A large text banner appears above the document: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Carbon Limits and Energy for Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Renewal Act.â&#x20AC;? Hundred dollar bills begin raining thickly down upon the audience, who cheer and dance in the aisles. Want to see this show live? The next scene is unfinished, but we can hear faint bipartisan cheers from the U.S. Senate. San Rafael resident Mike Sandler thinks the overall plot goes something like this: the CLEAR Act gets passed into law and big oil and coal feel the pain; Americans collect checks every month; new green jobs appear; and greenhouse gas emissions drop significantlyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;estimated to be reduced by up to 80 percent in our childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lifetimeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as conservation practices increase dramatically. Sandler, a climate consultant and cofounder of the Climate Protection Campaign, is so excited about the CLEAR Act that he joined with some Sonoma County folks for a photo shoot at the Chevron refinery in Richmond last week, posing with oversized dividend checks. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We were like game show hosts,â&#x20AC;? Sandler laughs, explaining that the oversized checks represented money Americans would be paid each month if the legislation passes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Under the new law,â&#x20AC;? he says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;corporations would be required to purchase a permit to pollute, paying by the ton for the greenhouse gas emissions they produce in the course of doing business. That permit money would go to households.â&#x20AC;? To give credit where due, Rep. Mike Thompson, D-Napa, attempted a similar legislation previously. Thank you, Mike. The current incarnation is sponsored by Sens. Susan Collins, R-Maine, and Maria Cantwell, D-Washington. The CLEAR Act will provide the greatest benefit to lower-income families;

wealthier Americans, who consume resources at significantly higher rates, will receive the same dividends but benefit from them less dramatically. According to a report issued by Cantwellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office, a family of four will receive about $1,100 annually, or â&#x20AC;&#x153;up to $21,000 through 2030â&#x20AC;? as a result. The law seeks to regulate fossil fuel where it first enters the economyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;at the coal mines and on the oil tankers. Fuel prices will rise as a result, but conservation and efficiency measures can combat that. And even after paying at the pump and paying utility increases passed on to us, Americans will still come out ahead financially. Furthermore, the law will include pollution-permit price increases over time. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The European Unionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cap and trade system had no price f loor, so when the economy went down, their pollution permit profits went down too,â&#x20AC;? Sandler explains. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ours wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t go down. At first, the permit prices are allowed to f luctuate between $7 and $21 per ton, which is the price collar to control volatility. But the collar will go up over time, making it more and more costly to pollute. The system provides incentives to invest in efficiency now.â&#x20AC;? Meanwhile, the fossil-fuel purveyors who are furthest up the consuming chain will feel the pain of paying something approaching the true cost of polluting. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Right now that adds up to a lot of money,â&#x20AC;? Sandler says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And we get it all. Seventy-five percent we get in direct cash payments and 25 percent goes to a community investment fund.â&#x20AC;? These investments are for energy efficiency. The Cantwell Report states that â&#x20AC;&#x153;investments of dividend in energy efficiency, renewable energy and other activities to reduce carbon intensity will also help to keep more money in the U.S. economy and send less overseas to foreign producers of fossil fuel. In this way, dividends can help to improve Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s energy security and create new jobs.â&#x20AC;? So when Sandler and his band of merry climate advocates took pictures in front of the Chevron refinery last week, they were actually luring us toward the stage where we can watch the CLEAR Act improve our climate and fatten our wallets.

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hey say beer tastes best between 50 and 60 degrees Fahrenheit, but below freezing, magic can happen. Within these chilly realms, a beer will freezeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; but not entirely. While much of the water in the beer will turn to ice, the alcohol will not. It resists freezing (to a point) and, along with all the flavorful goodness that makes beer beer, will remain in liquid form while ice crystals extract themselves from the beer. The result is an amplified version of the starting beverage, higher in alcohol, bigger in taste, andâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; here in our land of the freeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;entirely illegal. According to legend, ice distillation was discovered by accident a century ago in Germany one cold January. Legend says it happened in the city of Kulmbach, Germany, around 1890 when a brewery apprentice accidentally left several barrels of the breweryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bock beer in the yard for the evening. A deep freeze settled on the country that night, and when the staff arrived the next morning, the brewmaster was livid. His barrels had burst open and inside each was a mass of solid ice. Upon

further inspection, he found a thick, supercooled fluid the color of tobacco spit remaining at the center of each barrel. The angry brewer forced his apprentice to drink the juice, imagining it to be a putrid byproduct of a spoiled beer. But it was not. Rather, apprentice enjoyed his punishment. According to the legend, the entire brewery enjoyed the spoils of the accident, and subsequently during each winterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s coldest days they took advantage of the weather and made an intentional batch of Eisbock. Today, the trick lives on, and brewers near and far have toyed with beer and low temperatures to produce super-brews several times stronger than the beers they began with. The process, however, is controlled by the federal governmentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) as a form of distillation, in the same league, so goes the reasoning, as the techniques that produce spirits like brandy and vodka. Larry Sidor, brewer at Oregonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Deschutes Brewery, suspects why the prohibition is in place. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If we started doing this, the distilled spirits folks would go through the roof,â&#x20AC;? he says. Ice distillation carries no risk of producing

methanol (a poison), just ethanol (our friend), and the alcohol levels produced by the process are not great enough to pose a fire hazard. Such commercial breweries in Europe as Kulmbacher, Eggenberg and Aventinus apply the technique (and they probably wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t if it risked killing anyone) to making a style called the Eisbock, a super-strong ice-distilled lager. But in the United States, the Feds may bring down the hammer on anyone they suspect is selling ice-distilled beer. In the 1980s, authorities did just that to Sidor at Deschutes, who until then says he had made thousands of barrels of â&#x20AC;&#x153;ice beerâ&#x20AC;? without any suspicion that freezing, concentrating and selling beer might be illegal. Sidor recalls his ice beers going down remarkably smoothly, for, as he notes, the freezing process draws a portion of the tannins and plant particulates out of the beer. Ice beers, he says, can taste â&#x20AC;&#x153;magical.â&#x20AC;? Other brewers have dabbled in the craft. More than a decade ago, Lagunitas Brewing Company froze a special seasonal releaseâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the nearly 7 percent alcohol by volume (ABV) Solstice Lagunatorâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;then drained off the beer, and repeated the process twice more. By the &) THE BOHEMIAN

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third time around, there wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t much beer left, recalls brewery founder Tony Magee, but what remained was a beast that scaled out at more than 18 percent ABV. But thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nothing. From BrewDog in Fraserburgh, Scotland, comes the Tactical Nuclear Penguin. The beer, made late in 2009 in an extremely small batch of several hundred bottles, began life as an imperial stoutâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;10 percent ABV to start. The stout underwent 18 months of aging before going to the freezer at a local ice cream factory. Here, the beer spent 21 days in solitary at negative 20 degrees Centigrade, and the fluid that came out was 32 percent ABV, touted then as the strongest beer ever made. Then, this January, Schorschbräu, a German brewery that had previously produced a 31 percent ABV beer announced the release of several bottles of a new Eisbock that scaled out at 40 percent ABV. But is it really beer? Some brewers say not, agreeing with the Feds that concentrated malt beverages should be distinguished as such. Sam Calagione, the founder of Dogfish Head Craft Brewed Ales, says that he thinks ice distillation is â&#x20AC;&#x153;cool,â&#x20AC;? but added, â&#x20AC;&#x153;We believe the [federal government] is right to not consider distilled anything beer.â&#x20AC;? Others, like Brian Hunt of Moonlight Brewing, approve of ice distillation. Hunt has never frozen a beer, but doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t see why others shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. â&#x20AC;&#x153;[Ice distillation] is just another tool for making a higher alcohol beer, with, perhaps, some other flavor changes.â&#x20AC;? Imported Eisbocks are readily available. Even the Tactical Nuclear Penguin can be had for the atomic price of about $70 for a 12ounce bottle. At Wisconsinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Capital Brewery, Nelson has done his best to imitate the style within the bounds of the law. He adds 100 percent fermentable â&#x20AC;&#x153;candy sugarsâ&#x20AC;? that contribute pure alcohol to the beer without adding background noise and complexity. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We achieve strength,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We emulate a style, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the real thing.â&#x20AC;? Asked whether heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s certain he hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t ever applied a bit of subfreezing weather to the beer, Nelson says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I would never admit to illegal behavior.â&#x20AC;? Anyway, high alcoholâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;if thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the goalâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; can be achieved without tricks. Coloradoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Avery Brewing Company, like Dogfish Head, has fermented beers up to almost 20 percent ABV. The TTB prohibits the sale of beer â&#x20AC;&#x153;concentrateâ&#x20AC;? if the said concentrate amounts to three-fourths or less of the original volume of the starting beer. Such concentrated beers are legal to make but must be reconstituted with water prior to sale. However, beers concentrated by miniscule amountsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;like Icehouse from Miller (rated D+ by tasters at the public forum RateBeer.com) and other similar lagersâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;are not prohibited. The fun stuff is illegal, and that makes it all the more fun. Ice distillation is fun and easyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but we would never recommend doing it at home. So do not crack the cap (to avoid explosion) on a bottle of your favorite strong beer. Do not then place the bottle in the freezer. Do not then wait a day. Do not drain the bottle upside down into a handsome snifter as the beer runs from the ice. Do not enjoy at about 60 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Heretofore lauded for what it is not, Pizzavino707 now reaps acclaim for what it is. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s big and open. One full bar in the north, spacious dining hall to the south, and wine bar in the middle. A chalkboard and an info card announce the weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wines, but whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s this olive and vinegar? Singer also imports Italian olive oils and balsamic vinegar, and a mere inquiry leads promptly to a sampling of grassy, tangy or buttery smooth extra virgin with whole grain bread. Anything from the kitchen is available, too; pepper pie ($13)â&#x20AC;&#x201D;a calico medley of jalapeĂąos, red bell pepper, ďŹ ngerling potatoes and capersâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;is only the beginning. Pizza crusts are thin and crisp, the service friendly and above-and-beyondâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s even before taking notes. In fact, even staff who otherwise had no reason to interact with us had something to say. Good marks so far. What about the hooch? While the wine collective is â&#x20AC;&#x153;evolving,â&#x20AC;? the current regime is a four-pour selection from Atascadero Creek Winery, Lattanzio Wines, Radio-Coteau, Claypool Cellars, Scherrer Winery or County Line Vineyards. Baker Lane wines are custom-crushed under the supervision of Steven Canter (winemaker at Quivira), and fall within the Sonoma Coast appellation. Just off-dry, the 2009 Sonoma Coast RosĂŠ of Syrah ($27) says hello with aromas of strawberry scone, sparks a reminiscence of watermelon Jolly Rancher, and waves goodbye crisp but mellow. Graham cracker and spice introduce the 2007 Ramondo Vineyard Pinot Noir ($48); and although 100 percent Pinot Noir, the dense, earthy fruit of this brooding Pinot is varietally unique compared to the chirpy cherry bombs typical of the times. In search of sauvage Syrah, that feral beast of smoked meat and herbs? Buddy, you neednâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t look elsewhere. The 2007 CuvĂŠe Syrah ($36) has full, deep plum ďŹ&#x201A;avor under oliveâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;never overripe, nor cloying.

On the menu at large, Pizzavino doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t shy away from Italian imports, whichâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;all apologies to the excellent locals represented in the Collective assumed acceptedâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; must surely be pizzaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most aptly paired vino. Sonoma County Wine Collective at Pizzavino707, 6948 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sunday, noonâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;6pm, $12 fee (restaurant open Wednesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Sunday). 707.829.9500.

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he Petaluma Historical Museum was in a bit of a rut. Devoted to southern Sonoma Countyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s history, it has been a longtime home to the same, unchanging exhibit of Victorian dresses and saddles, egg baskets and old photos, seemingly forever. But the Museum Association Board has recently undergone a major round of musical chairs, and under the watchful guidance of an almost entirely new board and new president Joe Noriel, the museum is rockinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; back to life. Literally. Because opening April 1, the Petaluma Historical Museum hosts a multisensory exhibit titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Elvis! Grace and Grit.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Approaching the museum as president, I wanted to do things differently,â&#x20AC;? Noriel explains. â&#x20AC;&#x153;[The Petaluma Historical Museum] is kind of stereotyped, but we wanted to open this thing up beyond Petaluma and Sonoma County, because weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re also Americans. The top f loor is dedicated to Petaluma, but on the bottom stage weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking at history in all the different forms, from the history of rock and roll to the Holocaust.â&#x20AC;?

And indeed, recent exhibits have been an examination of the Holocaust as seen through the life and efforts of Oskar Schindler (whose biography prompted the book and film Schindlerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s List) and the recent â&#x20AC;&#x153;Journey of Faith: 150 Years of Black History.â&#x20AC;? Running through June 30 is â&#x20AC;&#x153;Elvis! Grace and Grit,â&#x20AC;? which showcases over 30 neverbefore-exhibited candid and on-air photos of the King in honor of what would have been his 75th birthday, taken from the collection of the CBS Television Archives. The photos, from the late â&#x20AC;&#x2122;50s and early â&#x20AC;&#x2122;60s, chronicle the story of the young singer on his rise to rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll fame. The museum has coupled the traveling exhibition, which makes its inaugural stop in Petaluma, with music, film and locally collected memorabilia for a show that transcends mere exhibit and becomes an immersive historical experience. Visitors will find a 10-foot screen with Elvis videos on constant rotation and a playlist of Elvis classics to complement the collection of rare photographs. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A lot of people canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get out and travel, so instead of going to Graceland, we brought it here,â&#x20AC;? Noriel chuckles.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;When you start taking risks like this, the community really moves to embrace it. Membership has just blown up. I think weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re on to something here,â&#x20AC;? Noriel says, adding that museum membership has doubled since the museum has moved in a new direction. And in fact, the community has moved to engage with the museum in other ways. Music has been said to bring people together, but the exhibit has seen a wave of community support. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The heart of the exhibit is the photography of Elvis at his prime, but we thought, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s open this thing up, put the word out for Elvis collectibles.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; People have been dropping off everything from Elvis shampoo to newspapers from when he died to old 45s to bobbleheads. We put the word out locally, but the funny thing is, before we put the word out, people were approaching us to offer things,â&#x20AC;? Noriel says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something about this guy, all these years later. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kind of wrapped up in the American psyche.â&#x20AC;?

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hen, at last, we arrived.â&#x20AC;? In Eugene Ionescoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Chairs, this is how the Old Man begins the story heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been telling his wife, the Old Woman, every night of their 80-plus years together. That this â&#x20AC;&#x153;beginningâ&#x20AC;? sounds more like an ending is a hint that what is to follow may be as circular as the tiny island the elderly couple inhabit all alone. That this phraseâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Then, at last, we arrivedâ&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;is all the Old Man recalls of the story is a hint that Ionescoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s entire enterprise is (a) a dark comedy and (b) a lesson in the futility of human existence. Hold it. Someone make me stop. It is amazing how difficult it is to write about a classic absurdist play such as The Chairs (1952) without giving in to the urge to offer a long, scholarly definition of the Theater of the Absurd. Though this urge arises from an honest desire to explain the absurdist designation, I shall resist the compulsion, except to suggest that, on the vast and plentiful menu of various theatrical â&#x20AC;&#x153;cuisine,â&#x20AC;? absurdist theater is the steak tartar, the escargot, the lutefisk. In other words, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s outlandishly unusual, but for all those who simply donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like or understand it, there are plenty of people who absolutely love it. Theatrical epicureanism is just one of many reasons local audiences may want to snap up a seat for Ionescoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rarely performed play. With The Chairs, in the Studio at the Sixth Street Playhouse, two of Sonoma Countyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most celebrated actors appear in their very first performance at the bustling Santa Rosa venue. Eliot Fintushel as the Old Man and Elizabeth Fuller as the Old Woman are perfectly suited to the physical demands of the piece. Under the smart direction of David Lear, they romp, rage, bump, grind and scamper through the nearly plotless one-act show, as they prepare for

the imminent arrival of the Orator. This possibly nonexistent person has been engaged to recite the Old Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s scientific paper on the meaning of life, to which â&#x20AC;&#x153;everyoneâ&#x20AC;? has been invited. That the couple may be the last humans on Earth is beside the point. Once people do start arriving, they are either imaginary or invisible. Much of the fun of this production is watching Fuller and Fintushel engage each new â&#x20AC;&#x153;guest,â&#x20AC;? escorting them in, chatting them up, reminiscing about the past. Each new arrival, of course, requires a seat, and as the room fills with unseen people, Fuller and Fintushel must produce more and more chairs, soon filling up the small stage space. Fintushelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mastery of mimicry is put to good use here. He lets us almost â&#x20AC;&#x153;seeâ&#x20AC;? the invisible attendees, walking with one arm around some of them, shaking hands, placing a hand one shoulder here and there. In one particularly outrageous bit, Fuller proves how good she is by consummating a flirtation with one invisible suitor, and somehow making the moment both amusing and heartbreaking. Are the Old Man and Old Woman crazy? Are they play-acting in order to calm their overwhelming loneliness? Or are there really invisible people, ghosts of a once-full world, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve arrived to hear the Old Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exegesis on existence? The Chairs, mirroring real life, asks plenty of such questions, then leaves the answers to the audience. In the end, largely due to the ingenious collaboration between Fuller, Fintushel and Lear, The Chairs is as perplexing as it mesmerizing. When the ending, at last, arrives, it is both poetically climactic and anticlimactic, itself a perfect encapsulation of everything that the Theater of the Absurd is. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Chairsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; runs Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sunday through April 11 at the Sixth Street Playhouse. Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday at 8pm; Sunday at 2pm; no performance April 4. 52 W. Sixth St., Santa Rosa. $17â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$22. 707.523.4185.


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reptilian slithering make up the sounds; Laurence Rosenthal waits to turn up the trans-Danubian spine-tingle music until Medusa slithers in stage left. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s as big as an anaconda and has a rattlesnakeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tail. She carries a bow and arrow, and sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a crack shot with it. Twenty-nine years have been kind to most of this film, Harryhausenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s farewell to stop-motion animation. As an animator once told me, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no button on the keyboard that says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Good Taste.â&#x20AC;? Harryhausenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s era consisted of not just a sense of respect for cinematic traditions and fine art, but the kind of filmmaking that gets denounced as cultural relativity. An introduction for millions of kids to the idea that the world had non-Christians in it, the Harryhausen/Charles Schneer Sinbad movies are unambiguously Muslim. (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.â&#x20AC;?) Harryhausen was even culturally sensitive enough to note that a believer like Sinbad probably ought not to have had a female figurehead on his ship. Of course, in the last major film goround, in â&#x20AC;&#x2122;03, animators made Sinbad an ancient Greek from Syracuse. How will the producers finesse the round, strong paganism of Clash of the Titans in this era of religious jitteriness? Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s being screened too late to review. The spotty track record of director Louis Leterrier (Transporter 2 and The Incredible Hulk) suggests that Clash of the Titans will likely do nothing to disturb the retirement of the stillliving Harryhausen. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still in fine possession of his marbles and dismissive, as he gets to be, of 3D animation as a breakthrough. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We had 3D in my day, too,â&#x20AC;? he told my former colleague Stephen Whitty. Better than that, in his day they had Ray Harryhausen.

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Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the moment in the sun for Kate Van Horn. The local songwriter whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been gracing small clubs and cafes with her thoughtful songs and gossamer voice has released Truce, her debut album, celebrated this weekend at a release show at Sebastopolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Aubergine. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re plenty excited that after a hiatus Aubergine is back in the live-music businessâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;surrounded by the buildingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vintage clothing store and nautical dĂŠcor, the atmosphere is funky, down-home and cozy. In other words: pure Sebastopol. Van Horn plays the piano and sings, earning her deserved comparisons to Tori Amos; her voice, especially, treads into Tori territory. But while Amos developed a spiraling sense of composition, Van Horn keeps her songs Little Earthquakesâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;era compact with infectious melodies and that rare crossroad of jubilation and poetry. From the soaring passages of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Giant Moonâ&#x20AC;? to the percussive piano rhythm of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Songs for a Saturday Night,â&#x20AC;? Truce is a winner. Van Horn plays Thursday, April 1, at Aubergine. 755 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 7:30pm. Free. 707.827.3460.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s long been theorized that the senses arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mutually exclusive, that they work in tandem to produce sensations in the body and brain instead of independently to provide rote, one-track information. So it is with music, particularly with composers who believe in the synesthesia of music tones with colors, patterns and shapes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Audible Visionsâ&#x20AC;? is the name of the Left Coast Chamber Ensembleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s program in Mill Valley this week, showcasing the works of five such composers. Punctuated by Gabriel Faureâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Piano Quartet in G Minor, the program also Finnish composer Kaija Saariahoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sept Papillons, a sonic image of butterf lies; Matthew Barnsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s String Quartet, awarded the Left Coast Composition prize; William Grant Stillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Suite for Violin and Piano and Barbara Kolbâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Umbrian Colors. Bring an open mind, close your eyes and see what visions emerge when the program gets under way on Thursday, April 1, at 142 Throckmorton Theatre. 142 Throckmorton Ave., Mill Valley. 8pm. $15â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$20. 415.383.9600.

With three generations of distance, one of the few things that Jessica Peters knows about her great-grandfather Abraham Petracovich is that while he listened to his beloved opera on the radio in his living room, he had such respect for the music that he did so in his best suit. Such musical attachment is in the bloodlines, and in homage, Peters has called her musical project Petracovich in homage to her great-grandfatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Old World, preâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Ellis Island Russian surname. With two albums under her belt, Peters draws comparisons to Elliott Smith, Neil Young, Aimee Mann and Tangerine Dreamâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;in other words, almost anything goesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and performs keyboards, loops, banjo and percussion with drummer Max Diez and cellist Heather Houseman. All this makes a rather edgy and cosmopolitan fit for a tasting room in Sonoma, and especially when joined by the sympathetic ruminations of the Joe Rathbone Trio on Saturday, April 3, in the Grange Sonoma room at CornerStone Sonoma. 23570 Arnold Drive, Sonoma. 7pm. $10. 707.933.3010.

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