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office and rushing to class) is also a member of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, which won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007. His new book, Science as a Contact Sport: Inside the Battle to Save Earth’s Climate, will be published next month by the National Geographic Society. Writer Jessica Lussenhop caught up with him to discuss the 350 concept—which refers to reducing our current carbon dioxide load to the sustainable figure of 350 parts per million—and more. The Bohemian: How long have you been on board with the 350-parts-per-million figure?

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I’m un-excited about throwing dust in the stratosphere. It’s called “radiative forcing offset.� Instead of controlling the CO2, you’re controlling the number of watts per square meter beating on the earth. The reason it’s very unexciting to me is there is a degree of inadvertent climate modification. The second problem is, who do you trust? We now know that the extra CO2 we have in the air—a significant amount of it, 20, 30 percent—is going to last a thousand years in the air. That means we have to have a group of climate controllers for centuries. Do you think that we can trust this planet to have world peace for that long? I mean, to have cooperation, where there’s not going to be a lapse? And the final reason is, it doesn’t stop ocean acidification. The only way I could conceive of why they would want to do radiative forcing management would be if the world proves to be so morally bankrupt and does absolutely nothing in the next 25 years, and megacatastrophic outcomes start to occur. You know, super-hurricanes and all that stuff. People say, “Oh my God, what have we done?� It takes another 30 years to slow down the supertanker, and then we used this kind of stuff for a few decades while we invent carbon-removal geo-engineering. I might reluctantly say, “Well, if you have a heroin addict and you initially get them on methadone on the way to the hospital, it’s probably better than dumping them.� What about solutions on a policy level?

One is performance standards. California has the lowest energy use and the lowest carbon dioxide footprint per capita. It’s a big footprint, but per capita it’s the lowest in the United States. Europe and Japan are around California. So how could that happen? There’s always been a culture of public protection. California has had, for the last 40 years, rules, and these rules are very strict building codes on double-pane windows and insulation and air conditioners and refrigerators and lots of other things. The states have to set up an energy commission, and the energy commissions set the rules. The U.S. must do this, the rest of the world

must do this. It’s what we call the lowhanging fruit. It’s the cheapest way. Then there’s the tax on carbon. That’s the market solution. It could be a direct price— meaning you just have a tax, $50 per ton of carbon dioxide emitted—or a shadow price, which is a cap. You’ve heard of cap and trade. What cap and trade means is that you cap the emissions, x number of million tons for the whole economy. Now that means every power plant and every other person has some limit. And you’re not going to cap an individual driving a car, so what you’re going to do is cap the gasoline purchasers. It’s got to be mandatory—either cap or price. I prefer price, I could live with a cap. I’ll manage. The last part of it—for me, I will pay more money. So will you. Everybody will pay more money. But we’re already paying money in the form of burned-down forests and children with asthma. That’s what we call ‘external cost.’ You’ve got to make the price of energy include all the costs. There’s one side of the problem. We’ve got a world used to the current price, and for those people with low incomes, it’s going to be very difficult. For me, it’s going to affect the quality of the Pinot Noir I drink. A poor person, it’s going to affect the quality of the protein their family eats. So not only do you have to protect the commons by having a fee for dumping your waste in the atmospheric sewer, but you also have to deal with the people who would be differentially hurt. I do not believe you hold the sustainability agenda of the planet hostage for poverty. You’ve got to cure poverty, but not by artificial low prices and energy. So what you would have to do is two things: protect the commons through increasing the price of energy, and then deal with poverty through, say, vouchers for people to buy a very highly efficient new hybrid car, free or low-cost improvement to the energy efficiency of their homes or a cash return. We have to deal with equity, and we have to deal with environmental effectiveness, and this means two acts of good governance in a world that has trouble getting one act of good governance. So I’m not pretending what I’m saying is easy. But there’s no defensible reason we couldn’t do everything I just said. The only thing is political will and people’s awareness.

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Do you see that kind of political will in the Obama administration?

Dramatically. Relative to the past, dramatically. Remember, in the previous administration we were going in the wrong direction. In this administration, what we’ve got is the political will to get things done. They’ve put their money where their mouth is. They got with the stimulus bill $100 billion—that’s a lot of money—for green-tech development. They still have congress in bed with all the special interests in their districts. Every coal mine, every power plant, all the farmers who want to use fertilizer at the lowest price— these people only think about their own bottom line and their own backyard, never concerned about the country and less about the planet. So the difficulty is, he’s got to fight with the pork-barrel lions in congress, including Democrats, and it takes major leadership. He’s got to make compromises, but he’s got to turn the ship around. You don’t turn a tanker around quickly. THE BOHEMIAN

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ast night, I watched Milk, that lovely Gus Van Sant biopic featuring gayrights activists who take their fight “out of the closet and into the street.� Today, I participated in our country’s raging healthcare debate by lighting a “virtual candle� at MoveOn.org. I then attempted to save farm animals from abuse by affixing my name to an internet petition. And I signed a second virtual petition to “Tell the President: Save Our Arctic Habitat!� At some point during all this, I realized there was a reason those ’70s activists were so svelte. Harvey Milk’s crew was really out there, marching in the street, working those calves, screaming their dissent. Today’s political activism is increasingly taking the form of point-and-click. Passing initiatives sure doesn’t burn as many calories as it used to. It’s hardly a secret that the same people who raised hell in the ’60s are often the only people raising hell today. Recent Huffington Post and Washington Post articles lament the lack of young people involved in the healthcare debate, and they’re right: you don’t see any hot Emile Hirsch lookalikes out there with a bullhorn. At a time when the hordes of this country’s uninsured college grads ought to be rioting en masse, you’re more likely to find them mucking about on Facebook. It’s not that they don’t care; it’s just that they’d rather save the world comfortably and in a hassle-free manner in between bouts of Jewel Quest and “Which Spiderman Character Are You?� memes. Facing the worst economic climate since the Dust Bowl, often working harder for far less than their parents made, it’s understandable that today’s crop of working stiffs would rather crawl home to Hulu after work than haul ass to the nearest protest. And my own efforts to get physically involved in the defining political battle of our time have been considerably hampered by the fact that no one is staging any significant counterrevolution to the Red Scare Teabag morons who continue to grab headlines across the

country. When Harvey Milk ran for supervisor, his campaign was a miracle of community organizing—and leadership. When was the last time anyone saw a political official out on the front lines, bullhorn in hand? “Progressive,� is about to become every bit as tainted a moniker as “liberal� or “feminist,� but this time it will be our own fault. Progressive is a dynamic word, implying motion, vitality—progress! Whoever is in charge of the current “movement� (hey, who the hell is in charge?) seems rather adverse to breaking a sweat. Outpaced by Jehovah’s Witnesses, not one canvasser has shown up on my doorstep to ask me to sign something. Not one of them has jumped up on a box outside of Safeway and harangued me into community service. And not one has had the balls to stand up in the middle of a Town Hall tirade and scream, “Hey, dickhead! Medicare is a government-run program!� Of course, it’s no good trying to guilt-trip anyone. Maybe, rather than incited, the revolution ought to be repackaged as our last best hope of shedding patriotic pounds. If we could just find a leader—a political Richard Simmons, if you will—to get us off of our asses and into the streets. If we could just participate in those group exercises our country so desperately needs. Teabaggers may be unsightly, but they’re looking a hell of a lot better than Barney Frank who, verbal calisthenics aside, is rapidly becoming the all-too fleshy face of a political movement undermined by Facebook-age passivism.

At a time when the hordes of this country’s uninsured college grads ought to be rioting en masse, you’re more likely to find them mucking about on Facebook.

Hannah Strom-Martin received her MFA in creative writing from the University of Southern Maine. A California native, she hopes to make her living by writing about elves, social justice and other imaginary creatures. Open Mic is a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.

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Can one utility block Marin’s climate-protection efforts?

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t’s amazing what people will do for money. Woody Guthrie wrote “Roll On Columbiaâ€? for the Bonneville Power Administration in 1941. That was back when lyrics like “Your power is turning our darkness to dawnâ€? might persuade a naĂŻve public to celebrate hydroelectric dams (the way cement contractors were undoubtedly celebrating them). It was a clever marketing strategy—for that era. In this era of climate crisis, dumbing the public down takes a bit more than folk propaganda sung to the tune of “Goodnight Ireneâ€?; now it takes a well-funded confusion and fear campaign, similar to what PG&E has launched in Marin and aims to take all the way to the ballot in June. The utility wants to stop informed communities such as Marin—and other climate-protecting jurisdictions, including those in the San Joaquin Valley— from buying their own electricity through a Community Choice Aggregation plan. Why? The new citizencontrolled power purchasing will not only replace dirty electricity with cleaner power, give Marin the authority to negotiate its own energy contracts and significantly reduce greenhouse gas emissions in the North Bay, but it will also divert millions of dollars from PG&E. No big surprise that the utility wants to keep jurisdictions out of the powerpurchasing business. Marin appears undaunted. So far, all cities in the county except Corte Madera, Novato and Larkspur have joined up to create a citizen-driven initiative to give people options. Ratepayers will be free to stay with the current PG&E product (85 percent nonrenewable energy from coal, nuclear, natural gas and large hydroelectric projects). Or participants may select from two renewable products to be offered by a new program, Marin Clean Energy: a Light Green product, between 25 and 50 percent renewable and increasing to 100 percent within seven years; and a Dark Green product already 100 percent renewable. The Light Green option will result in no additional charges to a ratepayer; the Dark Green option will cost a few dollars more for those who want to pay extra to help protect the climate. Marin

Clean Energy will cut up to 500,000 tons of greenhouse gas emissions per year. And it will cut PG&E’s profits. “This program,� says Marin Energy Authority interim director Dawn Weisz, “will take about $94 million per year away from PG&E. We will be taking that money to buy renewable energy, and the money left over will be used to fund local renewable and energy-efficiency projects.� To block the potential for other Community Choice Aggregation projects, PG&E is funding a ballot initiative for next June. “The initiative would require a two-thirds vote for any community that wants to launch a similar program,� Weisz explains. “PG&E has put $3 million into the initiative so far, and there are no other funders.� Government organizations, on the other hand, are not permitted to spend public dollars to support or promote ballot issues. According to Weisz, there has been a lot of lobbying by PG&E, represented by former assemblyman Joe Nation and former Marin County supervisor Gary Giacomini. “There was some confusion, possibly from PG&E’s reps,� Weisz says, “which led a few jurisdictions to believe there would be a burden on their general fund, which is not the case with this program. It is possible that Novato may reconsider their position. If they don’t join before this ballot initiative passes, we would not be able to expand our territory without a two-thirds vote.� Communities and climate will suffer if the ballot passes, but California’s three private utility companies—PG&E, Southern California Edison and San Diego Gas and Electric—will not be impacted. “The PG&E ballot initiative also attempts to have an impact on how the public energy providers spend revenue,� Weisz says. “Public utilities like SMUD will likely be impacted.� While PG&E dollars continue to buy fear and fuel a climate-violating ballot initiative, Marin Clean Energy is proceeding to circulate the final contract for purchase of renewables. Interestingly, this level of transparency is never practiced by private utility companies. Marin’s 90-day period for public review and comments is the kind of transparency practiced by communities serious about climate-protection goals.

PG&E wants to stop informed communities such as Marin from buying their own electricity through a Community Choice Aggregation plan.

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our lives seemed right. If I failed on my own, it would be back to the suit and tie.� King had quietly pondered a change for a while; his 25 years of experience in specialty organic food companies would be a good start. He also wanted a business he could run from his home—or from anywhere, for that matter— with wifi and a cell phone. Sitting on the beach, he experienced a f lash of another sort: the right idea for a business. “I wanted to do something I felt good about, something different, find a new product,� he says. Having attended dozens of food shows and having been exposed to hundreds of products, King knows what is out there and what not to try. “There always seems to be a star product of the year, whether it’s chocolate or coffee or a new flavored hot sauce with a catchy name. It’s a process of elimination,� he explains. “I thought of

salad dressings as a stale category. It’s not updated for today’s consumers. I realized I could make something unique.� King envisioned a product that would be a balance between homemade salad dressing, which can be time-consuming for busy cooks, and store-bought, bottled dressing, quick but not as satisfying. He also wanted it to be adaptable, able to complement whatever meal was being served. Open any fridge, and most hold a doorful of halfused condiment bottles. Hoping to avoid that unsavory scenario, King came up with the idea of a salad dressing kit that would hold two organic spice packets, a glass mixing jar for adding oil and vinegar, and a recipe sheet of dressing alternatives and marinades developed by his wife. The “Dress It Up� Naturally Organic Tuscan Dressing and Marinade Kit was born. At least in theory. Next came the hard part, making his dream a reality. Once back at home, King &+ THE BOHEMIAN

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started doing research at local food stores to see what was on the shelves and how it was priced. Other than Good Seasons, the Kraft salad dressing kit that has been around since 1958, King found little to compete with the product he had in mind, and certainly none both organic and kosher. He next considered whether the product could be profitable, so he could reinvest the income for the company’s growth. “I penciled in costs and found it was a potentially viable product,� King says. “It is slightly more expensive than conventional dressings, but I’m using all-organic ingredients: pure cane sugar, not processed sugar or fructose syrup, and herbs and spices from organic, sustainable farming co-ops throughout the world.� Any organic product must be certified by Quality Assurance International, an organic authority which monitors production from beginning to end to make sure the item meets its guidelines. King wanted the dressing to be kosher, and therefore needed the approval of the Rabbinical Council of America, part of the Orthodox Union. He feels that by making the item kosher, he can reach a wider market, and that public perception of kosher items is that they are purer and healthier. Both certifications add to the cost. “I did very creative financing,� King chuckles. Since his past ventures had been successful, he was able to put seed money toward the project. “It is part of the learning experience. I am aware that the budget and timelines expand on any project. I have my eyes open to the sacrifices it takes to get the ball rolling, like selling my midlife-crisis sports car, but I feel that passionate about it.� King has found budgeting a low point of the process. “I’ve had to make wild guesses. It’s not yet an established business, and there is no track record for potential backers to see.� King has negotiated to make future promises to suppliers to get things going now. For example, he has bought twice the number of boxes needed for the first production run in order to get a lower price. He won’t be billed for the boxes for six months, so has time to sell the first products to pay for the second run. “I’ve got to have faith and optimism, otherwise I might be shingling my roof with the excess boxes,� he jokes. Budget in place, King is in production and says he feels very fortunate to have a great resource pool. “My former co-workers and other individuals have given me a lot of outside help. They are key in making me feel good about what I am attempting.� Recognizing his business strengths and weaknesses, he has contracted much of the work out rather than attempting to develop each component of the project himself. After coming up with the basic spice blend, King turned the research and development over to an independent contractor for the final tasty product. This freed him up to attend to packaging. And to look south. “Southern California is the most costeffective place for packaging, but I’m still looking for local companies with the

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capabilities to portion out the seasonings into envelopes and seal them,� King says. “Special equipment is needed, plus the plant has to be certified kosher and organic. Food manufacturers in the Bay Area are a declining breed, but Southern California has a strong food-manufacturing and packing base.� King has also audited the company’s facilities to make sure they have both the appropriate safety standards and exacting quality-assurance standards, and can meet the demand for quantities needed. “I have to feel comfortable that they are using good standard manufacturing practices without me being there every second,� he says. King tossed around different names for the dressing, finally settling on Dress It Up. “It gives the connotation of an upscale, well-made dressing. I had to research if the domain name was taken or if it’s been copyrighted, learning as I went. Google’s been my friend,� he laughs. A local graphic artist developed the “shelf attractive� packaging design while King wrote the copy. Past colleagues helped with the aesthetics of the packaging, giving it a clean look while including all the crucial information. With the dressing in production and a mocked-up kit, King is ready for the most important step: sales. “I’m looking forward to it,� he enthuses. “I have very good mentors who are helping me with what and what not to say during my presentation.� King has acquired his first clients through six degrees of separation, falling back on his experience in the food business and using his established networks of professional relationships to help him make contacts. “Getting an initial meeting was fairly easy, but then I had to sell them on why they need my product and the benefit of having it on their already crowded shelves. I let them taste the product and pitched my positives. You only get about 20 minutes. When I get my ‘yes’ I pack up and get out before they can change their minds.� What advice does King offer to other aspiring entrepreneurs who might be dreaming on a Mexican beach? “Other people’s help is the key,� he stresses. “It took my wife’s leap of faith to allow me to do this—I can’t say enough about that. Don’t hesitate to contact the experts in the field; you can take or leave their advice, but at least you have their words. Throughout the process, take a step back and keep the big picture in mind. I almost made a different product due to costs, but I stayed on course. Don’t change paths because it’s the easier one to take, and definitely be f lexible and open-minded. “You must have passion and really feel in your heart that what you’re doing is right. The passion will sustain you when you hit bumps,� he laughs, “and there are always going to be bumps.� For retail inquiries, contact Ted King at getkind@ aol.com. Dress It Up Naturally Organic Tuscan Dressing and Marinade Kit will be available at Petaluma Market and Pacific Market in Sebastopol soon. One percent of the company’s net proceeds are committed to the Conservation Fund.

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Longboard Vineyards hails surf legend Peter Mel, the waves of the legendary Mavericks surf spot near Half Moon Bay and those surf photographers collected in the traveling exhibit, “Mavericks: Everest of the Seas,� Oct. 23–25 at the tasting room, with an opening reception Oct. 23 from 5pm to 9pm. Mel is also the guest winemaker for Longboard’s new Cabernet, celebrated that night. Hook up with it at 707.433.3473.

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I joined some out-of-towner art aďŹ cionados who had just dropped in because of the artwork on Hauck’s label. What I had originally and mistakenly surmised was a disquieting artist’s rendition of Margaux, an earnest Weimaraner who appears on Hauck’s Sauvignon Blanc label, actually depicts a mountain lion and a deer—in what disquieting or perhaps surprisingly peaceful pairing Hauck says is open to interpretation. Although perhaps too often compared to art, wine is also open to interpretation, the grape being far less portable. Wine fans Greg and Jennifer Hauck became enamored of Sonoma County through their travels, convinced that they must make their own Bordeauxstyle wines. So they uprooted themselves from the peach tree state and landed in this 1948 Quonset hut just off the Healdsburg plaza. The tin-roofed hut has been many things over the years: laundry, army surplus store, and more recently, the Chateau Felice tasting room. It sports a long bar with plenty of elbow room.

Hauck Cellars, 223 Center St., Healdsburg. Open Friday– Tuesday 11:30am–5pm; until 7pm Friday and Saturday. $10 fee; one taste free. 707.473.9065.

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Hauck says they’re discontinuing their Syrah program, and not without good reason. The otherwise balanced 2005 Russian River Valley Syrah ($25) is marred by funky aromas of wet hay and chopped weeds. Hauck says they had wanted a simple table wine like they’ve enjoyed in French country inns, but have not been happy with it; indeed, if only it was not a California Syrah, it might be lauded for its rustic typicitÊ.

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We are now offering a public tour of our historic winemaking facility!

The 2006 Alexander Valley Cabernet Sauvignon ($48) has a pretty raspberry nose much like the Zin, with a plush structure, and garnered best of class at the 2009 Harvest Fair. With distinct notes of cranberry-cherry, and a hint of licorice, the 2006 Tableau ($49) Bordeaux style blend’s best feature is the sleek ďŹ nish of a claret some years its senior, only lightly astringent, not grippy or drying.

No matter. The Haucks’ self-stated aim is to be the “best Bordeaux house in Sonoma County.� That’s a tall order, but so far, not bad for kids from the Atlanta metropolitan area.

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They’ve only been at it since 2004, but Hauck’s wines are showing a well-deďŹ ned style. The 2007 Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel ($30) has a pretty nose of crushed raspberry fruit, with both vanilla and toasty cedar spice, from . . . a combination of American and French oak barrels? Yep, point for me. It’s not so much a typical Dry Creek Zin—more like a bright Merlot with no hint of greens—but it’s a delicious quaff.

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change activist Bill McKibben is game. “Save some trees for me,� he mouths, his head bobbing. The musician thankfully finishes and, after a brief introduction, McKibben quickly mounts the stage steps. The feeling in the room changes instantly. Having flown down from Alaska that morning, McKibben has been on five continents during the last nine days. “If the planet isn’t warming up,� he jokes, “it’s not for lack of me trying.� But the planet is warming up. Unable to stop it personally, McKibben is instead the relentless messenger of its alteration. Like food activist Michael Pollan, McKibben is tall, lean, ascetic, ridiculously well-educated and somewhat ill at ease in his role of scientific soothsayer. Like Pollan, he’d rather be in his home office writing than lecturing on our imminent demise. Unlike Pollan, he’s still stuck—on this night at least—with the earnest, the gray ponytails, the activists who remember John and Yoko. He’s preaching to the converted, as the Prius-packed parking lot connotes. He’s telling

educated, concerned citizens what they already know. Almost nothing, other than the plain dire facts of his humor-laced presentation, is new to them. His message couldn’t be more important, yet he’s not a household name. Not yet, at least. While Pollan’s meme can be memorized like a short poem—eat food, not much, mostly plants—McKibben’s is even easier. It’s simply a number: 350. Three hundred and fifty, the amount of carbon parts per million in the atmosphere that NASA’s top climate scientist Jim Hansen has counseled will most closely support the earth upon which human civilization arose. McKibben has organized an international day of action in countries as disparate as Yemen and Croatia slated for Oct. 24 and known as 350 Day to highlight the number because 350 parts per million (ppm) is 37 numbers lower than the 387 ppm level that the atmosphere is currently at now. In other words, we’ve already crossed what McKibben calls “the red line� for succoring the climate upon which human civilization arose. By lots. '* THE BOHEMIAN

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at a certain week in April when the light and heat conspire perfectly and has been a fecund food source for an insect whose life cycle is keyed to the plant and is itself a delicious meal for an amphibian which awakens from the mud just as the insect is at its plumpest, which is itself a gorgeous lump of protein for a bird whose migration pattern is in part set by the availability of frogs in the area and whose eggs are a yummy treat for a mammal that has come to live year-round there due to the certainty of the eggs for its own breeding is in turn eaten by another mammal larger and more adept. Its remains are ravaged by scavengers, its gristle dissolved by bugs (which in turn are eaten by the migrating birds whose excrement nourishes the Aprilblooming plant). All of this rapacious blooming and pollinating and eating and excreting and reproducing and dying has eventually led humans to the establishment of such unnatural wealth as is found within any provincial supermarket. It is a cycle so seemingly robust that we simply take it for granted. But this life chain can be—and already has been—enormously upset by something as seemingly simple as a Fahrenheit degree, by an extra centimeter’s worth of water, by a wind that should never have been whipped.

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sher Miller, executive director of the Post-Carbon Institute, a global think tank that counts McKibben and peak oil theorist Richard Heinberg among its fellows, looks at fossil fuels almost fondly, as in thoughtful reminiscence. “The big human story is that we won the lottery,� Miller says. “We found this amazing energy source that fueled our society and changed it completely, giving us luxuries and altering the course of human history entirely. Can you blame us for going nuts over it? “But it’s now a moot point. We’re living in a difficult time. We’re changing, and it’s being dictated by climate. We have to be realistic, and we can’t live the way we’ve been living.� Perhaps the most sobering part of the global warming message is that we can swap out all the light bulbs we like, grow every bit of lettuce that we’ll ever eat ourselves, ride our bikes everywhere—and none of it will mean a thing unless our political leaders act. “How do we muster the will to get a global agreement that puts a price on carbon?� McKibben asks. “We can’t solve it one bulb at a time, not one state at a time, not even one country at a time. We have to deal with it one planet at a time. “We have to build a movement. I say that as if I know what I’m talking about. I don’t. No one really knows how we’re going to muster it.� 350 Day is his latest idea, a creative, almost joyful attempt to unite people the world over in protest against the lethargy of large, First World governments to alter policies, agreements, coal and oil consumption. Miller isn’t pessimistic—exactly. “The environmental movement has failed,� he says. “Guilting people, talking about abstractions like polar bears. Boiling down complex stuff into a simple number like 350 is a good way to use what otherwise has become a battle of data and talking points. “It would be great if people take to the streets on Oct. 24,� he says. “But that’s just one day. This is going to be every day. And it’s already started.� McKibben could be said to agree. “There are no guarantees that any of this will work,� he tells the Sonoma Country Day School audience. “There are scientists who think that the machination we’ve put in process is unstoppable. But the best science says that we still have a window. Because we have that window, we have to fight. For 20 years, I wondered what this fight would look like— and it’s very beautiful. We’re an amateur movement. This is a homemade operation, and that’s the best thing about it.� McKibben’s next focus after 350 Day is the December climate-change conference planned in Copenhagen. The United States will attend, as will other powerful polluting countries. “Whatever we do at Copenhagen isn’t enough,� he admits. “We know what the bottom line is, and we have to keep at it. The negotiations are occurring between human

beings and physics and chemistry. Physics and chemistry have stated their bottom line: 350 is our demand.�

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if publishers adopt Wark’s perspective and provide new ways for people to encounter the written word. We need to stop thinking about the future of publishing and think instead about the future of reading. Every other form of media that’s gone digital has been transformed by its audience. Whenever a newspaper story or TV clip or blog post or white paper goes online, readers and viewers begin commenting about it on blogs, snipping their favorite sections, passing them along. The only reason the same thing doesn’t happen to books is that they’re locked into ink on paper. Release them, and you release the crowd. BookGlutton, a site that launched last year, has put 1,660 books online and created tools that let readers form groups to discuss their favorite titles. Meanwhile, Bob Stein, an e-publishing veteran from the CD-ROM days, put Doris Lessing’s Golden Notebook online with an elegant commenting system and hired seven writers to collaboratively read it. Neither move should come as a surprise. Books have a centuries-old tradition of annotation and commentary, ranging from the Talmud and scholarly criticism to book clubs and marginalia. Stein believes that if books were set free digitally, it could produce a class of “professional readers,� people so insightful that you’d pay to download their footnotes. Sound unlikely? It already exists in the real world.

Microsoft researcher Cathy Marshall has found that university students carefully study used textbooks before buying them, because they want to acquire the smartest notes. The technology is here. Book nerds are now working on XML-like markup languages that would allow for really terrific linking and mashups. Imagine a world where there’s a URL for every chapter and paragraph in a book— every sentence, even. Readers could point to their favorite sections in a social networking update or instant message or respond to an argument by copiously linking to the smartest passages in a recent bestseller. This would massively improve what bibliophiles call “book discovery.� You’re far more likely to hear about a book if a friend has highlighted a couple brilliant sentences in a Facebook update—and if you hear about it, you’re far more likely to buy it in print. Yes, in actual print. The few authors who have experimented with giving away digital copies (mostly in sci-fi) have found that they end up selling more print copies, because their books are discovered by more people. I’m not suggesting that books need always be social. One of the chief pleasures of a book is mental solitude, that deep, quiet focus on an author’s thoughts—and your own. That’s not going away. But books have been held hostage off line for far too long. Taking them digital will unlock their real hidden value: the readers. THE BOHEMIAN

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n the theater world, whenever an actor says “It’s curtains,� the word usually signals the imminent demise of whomever they are swapping dialogue with. When John DeGaetano, the director of the Raven Players’ upcoming Halloween-weekend Monster Bash, says “It’s curtains,� he is giving the specific reason for the popular annual variety show. “The Raven Theater needs curtains for the stage,� he laughs. “And heavy-duty curtains aren’t cheap.� Twelve thousand dollars, to be exact. The hope is that much of that cost will be raised by singing, dancing and joke-cracking monsters. Last year’s debut of the Monster Bash (which included a staged recreation of Orson Welles’ famous War of the Worlds radio telecast) was so successful that it was immediately obvious that the show would be an annual occurrence. This year’s program, however, without the radio show in the second act, will be able to feature twice as many performers. “We’ve got 16 separate performances,� says DeGaetano, who directs and appears onstage throughout the show. “I can’t really tell you what any of the acts are or what they’re made of, because the thing about the Monster Bash is that everything is a surprise. What happens from act to act is a surprise—and who those performers turn out to be is a surprise. All I can say is that we’ve got a lot of very recognizable people in the show, most of them actors and singers who’ve been performing on stages all over the North Bay.

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‘Dead people always make a variety show more fun.’ OK, then. Unsubstantiated rumors have it that the “repeat performance� may be an enormous, colorful, unleashing of Michael Jackson’s Thriller, with a horde of zombie dancers in full creep-show array. DeGaetano neither confirms nor denies this, but does admit that zombies may have been seen rehearsing dance moves in and around the Raven Theater over the last few weeks. DeGaetano also confesses that some recognizable horror-show faces will likely make an appearance. “We do a little bit of a tribute to several of our horror-movie-type stars,� he says, “horrormovie icons who’ve been out there for years, and everyone has grown up with. But it’s a family show. There’s nothing too scary. “The idea behind the show was to create a slightly scary version of a community talent show. The full variety show ref lects a range of what the North Bay has to offer. Some of the acts are by professionals, and some are by less experienced people who just had a really fun idea of what they wanted to present. Are some of these acts somewhat questionable? Yes. Let’s just say we have put together a show with a lot of range. “Halloween,� he continues, “is such a wonderful time of year. There’s something about it that is just inherently theatrical. I go way back with Halloween. When I was in college in Ohio, way back when, some friends and I put together a Halloween-themed musical act, and we ran the circuit of Halloween parties, with talent contests, and we won money all over town with that act. That may have been part of the inspiration for the Monster Bash. I think there’s always room for outrageousness, and everybody needs an opportunity to show what they can do. Based on last year’s turnout, I think that there’s a desire in the community to see what our friends and neighbors are up to.� It’s simply added value that some of those friends and neighbors will be dressed like the walking undead. “Dead people,� DeGaetano laughs, “always make a variety show more fun.� ‘The Monster Bash’ takes place Friday–Saturday, Oct. 30–31, at the Raven Performing Arts Theater, 115 North St., Healdsburg. 8pm. $15. www.ravenplayers.org.

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his prized coal-black racehorse “Snow White.â€? He’s a dedicated wastrel but an elegant one; when he realizes that another man has stolen Coco, he murmurs only, “I’m smiling, because I’m the one who let the fox into the henhouse.â€? Two of Balsan’s friends prove influential: one is a curvy stage-farce actress named Emilienne (Emmanuelle Devos), who enjoys the little straw hats Coco keeps whipping up; the other is a self-made British businessman nicknamed “Boyâ€? (Alessandro Nivola). Soon, Coco is mad about the Boy, even though he’s something of a cad. Sanely, the film makes no enormous claims for Coco Chanel’s legacy. The end titles call it an empire, but Tautou—last seen, cigarette on lip, in a cage of mirrors, surrounded by models wearing her gowns— makes it look mostly like hard work. Tautou is perhaps a little aged for the role (“You’re too old to be an ingĂŠnue,â€? Emilienne judges), but she’s unusually sharp; it’s plausible to imagine why someone would love such a moody and direct woman. Without speeches, Coco Before Chanel gives all due importance to the little black dress, here seen making its debut at the Deauville Casino. One feels a little sad at the French impressionist beach scene on its way out, witnessing women in full gowns and parasols. Meringues on their heads, Coco mutters, seeing the gauze-laden cartwheel hats, which look like pastries. The change Chanel wrought was indubitably feminist, bringing physical and sexual freedom and the death of the corset. “You’re so easy to undress,â€? Boy tells her. The downside, of course, is the ideal of ascetic leanness as the essence of glamour today, which is a different kind of tyranny all together. ‘Coco Before Chanel’ opens at the Rialto Lakeside Cinemas on Friday, Oct. 16. 551 Summerfield Road, Santa Rosa. 707.525.4840.

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THE SUN KINGS Oct 31 Costume Contest! Fabulous Prizes!

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While Dave Brubeck’s son Matt has splintered off on an experimental path as cellist with Evan Parker, Tom Waits, the Club Foot Orchestra and his acclaimed spazz-jazz group Oranj Symphonette, his other sons, Chris and Daniel, are content to walk the straight jazz line as the Brubeck Brothers. Both accompanied their father for many years, playing classics like “Take Five� and “Blue Rondo a la Turk� around the world, and their chemistry is rhythmic as well as brotherly. In their quartet, the melodic pianist Chuck Lamb and the tasteful guitarist Mike DeMicco are often overlooked, but the quartet’s originals, plus a few well-placed compositions by Brubeck Sr., wouldn’t be as f luid with any other players. Take time out and see them on Thursday, Oct. 22, at the Lincoln Theater. 100 California Drive, Yountville. 8pm. $25–$35. 707.944.1300.

Most people know Jesse Olsen as the grandson of Tell Me a Riddle author Tillie Olsen, or as the tuba player and “leader� of the rambunctious Hubbub Club Marching Band. Most don’t know about his solo projects, like Ojito, which was recorded over a year in the high desert of New Mexico. With only a stream for water and limited solar electricity, Olsen used a hand-held cassette recorder to record pensive, smart, intricate compositions— sometimes with the rain falling in the background—and using those cassettes, the album was finalized with economically layered acoustic instruments and sparse, intimate vocals. Some of the songs sound like Guided by Voices outtakes, others recall the Mountain Goats; all of them evoke empty landscape and arid solitude with telltale sounds of the clunky “record� button being pushed. Olsen celebrates Ojito’s release with Reverent Sisters, a new duo with Joni Davis and Faun Fables’ Dawn McCarthy, on Saturday, Oct. 24, at Sebsatopol Center for the Arts. 8pm. $10. 707.829.4797.

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took everything. It was several years before I could even talk right. I never dreamed I’d be playing music again.� A chain of circumstances brought her to Sonoma County, where nearly six years later she was able to once again pick up a guitar and begin piecing together some of her old songs. Now fully recovered, she marvels that “it was almost like that illness recalibrated me. I believe with all my heart that my soul would rather have me dead than live an inauthentic life. So it did whatever it had to do to get me out of Hollywood and get grounded.� That turbulent history is in no way apparent when Tudury takes the stage these days. Adroitly accompanying herself on guitar, she moves smoothly between detailed folk balladry and broadly humorous songs with a political underpinning, her often hilarious off-the-cuff commentary providing the connective tissue that unifies the performance. “Being onstage is where I do my best work and my best thinking,� she says. “When you’re on stage, there’s nowhere to go. You have to be immediately present and working in the moment with what is going on in the room with the people there. It’s very intense to be plugged into that, and I really enjoy that about my work.� For Tudury, performing is the inverse of composing. “When I’m sitting and I’m trying to catch a song and its coming though me, it’s kinda the same place I go when I’m sitting onstage,� she says. “It’s the same sort of spontaneous, mysterious, unconscious world. “I never really know what I’m going to write about,� she continues. “If a song starts to come, I put down whatever else I’m doing and go sit with it. That’s the one big discipline that I’ve learned, to not turn my back on a song when it’s trying to come through. I just try and get out of the way and let it start to unfold.� Even more than her original material, Tudury’s voice commands attention, a bold, free-ranging contralto that soars from a whisper to a full-throated roar as it leaps between octaves, embracing nuance easily as it moves from a demure straight tone to a force-of-nature vibrato. It was a seventhgrade guitar teacher who awakened her recognition of this remarkable instrument, and sent her off to her first coffeehouse gigs, she recalls. “But I’d been singing to myself as a baby in the crib. I just came in making music, no question about it.� With a background that includes an opera-loving Creole father from New Orleans, and her own fondness for distinctive singers like Dinah Washington, Aretha Franklin, John Lee Hooker and Sarah Vaughn, Tudury embraces her current musical life gratefully. “Everything I could imagine has been given up to me in a life of music,� she affirms softly. “These songs and this lifestyle is my spiritual path. I take this work very seriously.�

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF ABANDONED PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell at public auction pursuant to Section 1988 of the Civil Code of the Sate of California; the following personal property to-wit identified by the tenant name and storage unit number/description. ESTELLE L. SOTOMAYOR 3455 SANTA ROSA AVE #44 SANTA ROSA CA 95407 GREETREE FINANCIAL SERVICING CORP C/O VANDERBILT MORTGAGE & FINANCE INC P.O. BOX 9800 MARYVILLE, TN 37802 1985 SKYLINE/BAY SPRINGS DECAL # LAI6108 SERIAL # 33700300V LABEL # 318960 This sale will be by competitive bidding on the 17TH day of NOVEMBER , 2009, at 10:00 am on the premises where said property is stored and which is located at, 3455 SANTA ROSA AVE #44, SANTA ROSA, CA 95407. Purchases must be made with cash and paid for at the time of pur chase. This sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between landlord and obligated party.

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Can you guess where my name came from? Boots! People are so unimaginative! I personally think I deserve something much, much more elegant. And I've heard the cat cuddlers say that I'm a lover as well – what more could you ask for? To learn more about adopting Boots or many other homeless animals at the Sonoma Humane Society, please visit us at 5345 Hwy 12 West, Santa Rosa (@ Llano Rd), open everyday from 12-6pm, or check us out online at www.SonomaHumane.org

This is one handsome dog, a 1 year old English Mastiff mix. There's a lot of dog to love here but he's really a bit of a “gentle Ben” or should we say “Bear”. Very easy going and playful and has fun with kids, cats, and other dogs and will happily work for food! To learn more about adopting Bear or many other homeless animals at the Sonoma Humane Society, please visit us at 5345 Hwy 12 West, Santa Rosa (@ Llano Rd), open everyday from 12-6pm, or check us out online at www.SonomaHumane.org

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Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help. (707) 576 0818

We provide treatment for: Oxycontin, Vicodin and Heroin utilizing replacement medications. We also treat Methamphetamine and other stimulant dependence. s 3UBUTEX 3UBOXONE AVAILABLE s 0ROVIDING 4REATMENT SINCE s #ONFIDENTIALITY ASSUREd

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Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help.(707) 576-0818.

New Cotati Office Now Open. 866-632-6627 Free I.D. card. 24/7 verification. Doctor/patient confidentiality. Lic. MD. Discount for MediCal, MediCare and Vets.

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Golden Star Grafix Need a quality designer? Business cards, brochures, flyers, posters, digital collage, cd covers, photographic restoration, general marketing materials. Mark Schaumann 707.795.0924

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MEDICAL MARIJUANA EVALUATIONS Affordable, Professional, & Trusted. Appt. within 1 week GUARANTEED!! Call (707) 568-0420 24/7 Verification www.GREEN215.com

THRIVE HYDROPONICS Your House & Garden Specialists. Competitive Prices, Expert Knowledge, Great Location Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed! 70 A West North Street Healdsburg CA 707-433-4068

Owner Jesus Ochoa 27 years

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ORGANICS

Reichian Therapy

"Mendocino County's Original"

Come alive to your sexuality & joy of life‌

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eichian therapy is a non-verbal “breathing� therapy. It’s an effective way to free blocked energies, release anger and reawaken to your natural vitality and pleasure through the breathing, movement and sounds of Reichian sessions.

SUBUTEX/SUBOXONE available for Safe Oxycontin, Vicodin, Other Opiate Withdrawal! Confidential Program. (707) 576 1919

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HAVING A BAD DAY? EVERYDAY? Are your decisions mistreating YOU? NO job, NO family, wrong friends‌ feeling helpless and hopeless. WE CAN HELP! Please call 707.544.3295 today or visit www.daacinfo.org

Michele T. Newmark, M.S., D.D., A.C.S., has been involved in the study of human sexuality for over 30 years. Santa Rosa: 707-538-3778 SF: 415-775-6145 www.thecenter-sf.org • michelet@sonic.net

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