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fter three days of testimony, a judge last week ordered a 79-year-old Novato family practice physician to stand trial on a charge that he sexually assaulted one of his patients. Dr. Horace Newhard denies the charge and, through his attorneys, insists that his pelvic and breast examination of a 60year-old Sonoma woman was medically appropriate. In taped testimony played during his preliminary hearing, though, he did admit to both the patient and a police detective that he was attracted to the patient. The married physician also conceded in the tapes that he may have acted improperly in September 2007 when he hugged, kissed and pulled the patient toward him after he completed what she described as painful and sexualized pelvic and breast exams.

With his wife, daughter and one of his longtime patients sitting in the courtroom, the white-haired physician displayed no emotion when Marin County Superior Court Judge Paul Haakenson ruled that â&#x20AC;&#x153;thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s at least a strong suspicion that he harbored sexual intentâ&#x20AC;? when he inserted his finger in the Sonoma womanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vagina. Newhard has been practicing family medicine in Novato since 1973. After the district attorneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office filed criminal charges against him last fall, the state medical board restricted his license so that a chaperone must be present when he examines female patients. The board has never disciplined Newhard. But in response to a February article about the charges in the Marin Independent Journal, nine other former patients reported to Novato police what they perceived as the doctorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s inappropriate and

sexualized behavior. Detectives testified that former patients accused Newhard of taking advantage of his position of trust and violating professional boundaries in a variety of ways, from groping a patientâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s breasts to volunteering to teach a patient to masturbate. Some of the alleged indiscretions took place more than 30 years ago, when reports of sexualized medical examinations rarely came to light. One former patient told Novato police detective Sophia Winter that in the 1970s, while Newhard was performing a pelvic examination, he asked her a series of intimate questions about her sex life and then touched her clitoris. â&#x20AC;&#x153;She told me sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s never told anyone about it, including her own husband,â&#x20AC;? Winter testified. â&#x20AC;&#x153;She was too embarrassed.â&#x20AC;? The former patient who brought the current charges testified over the %-

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1>D=30AH8BBD4B Dr. Newhard blamed his behavior on mere â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;exuberance.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Yeah,â&#x20AC;? Newhard said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m sorry.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;We were in here alone,â&#x20AC;? Kathy said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You sent [your assistant] home. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m 61 years old. Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going on here?â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;What really bothered me is what would I have done if you had been responsive,â&#x20AC;? Newhard said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;That really worried me.â&#x20AC;? In July 2008, Detective Winter asked Newhard to come to the police station, where she videotaped a 25-minute interview with him. Asked why he kissed Kathy, Newhard said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I kiss a lot of my patients. You get old, and you kiss a lot of people you havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seen in a long time.â&#x20AC;? He said he did not intentionally dismiss his assistant on the day in question. But he did admit that he found Kathy attractive. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The grabbing of the butt was a mistake,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I know that. She was very enthusiastic about seeing me, and I responded to that. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m sorry it happened, because Kathyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a nice person.â&#x20AC;? By his own admission, Newhardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s actions should have sent up red flags according to an article titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Preventive Medicine and the Seven Deadly Sins: Avoiding Discipline Against Your Medical License.â&#x20AC;? Written by a state medical board supervising investigator, the article lists as red flags scheduling endof-the-day appointments, allowing staff to go home early, exchanging hugs and calling a patient at home when unwarranted. None of the red flags, however, constitutes criminal behavior. The alleged criminal behavior came from the vaginal examination, which Newhardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lawyer and an expert witness say was medically appropriate. â&#x20AC;&#x153;His actions served a clear and reasonable medical purpose,â&#x20AC;? Dr. Seven Fugaro, a San Francisco internist, testified for the defense. But Dr. Kimberly Duir, a Martinez family practice physician who works for the medical board as an expert reviewer, testified she saw no medical purpose for Newhardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s inserting his finger into Kathyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vagina. Judge Haakenson acknowledged the conflicting evidence. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But,â&#x20AC;? he ruled, â&#x20AC;&#x153;the evidence of the medical point of inserting the finger was somewhat limited.â&#x20AC;? Newhard faces a possible prison sentence but remains free pending an as-yetunscheduled trial. After the hearing, Ivan Weinberg, one of Newhardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s three attorneys, said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t changed my views in the slightest that Dr. Newhard will be vindicated. What this was about was whether the medicine that was practice was appropriate. I believe it was.â&#x20AC;?


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ssst, hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a big secret: a lot of people in the North Bay smoke pot, have for many years. Most are responsible, active, generous with their time, community-oriented people. Some hold higher, more prominent positions in our little corner of the world; most are just ordinary folks. Little by little, we in that campâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the editorial weâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;are able to come out about it. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s way past high time we put this hypocrisy behind us. We smoke pot. So what? We (not the editorial we) live in the so-named wine country, and we heartily promote altering consciousness with alcohol. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s OK and potâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not? Please! Alcohol consumption kills scores of people every year, be it from overuse to lethal accidents to violence while under the influence. No one has ever overdosed on pot, nor does it release violent or aggressive behavior, as is too often the result of excessive drinking. The worst that can happen is you get a little stupid and forgetful, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s certainly not recommended to smoke and drive. Furthermore, the violence that arises comes from those trying to steal it or cultivate it for selling on a large scale. San Francisco assemblyman Tom Ammiano has introduced a bill to the legislature that would legalize marijuana and regulate and tax its sale much the same as we do alcohol and cigarettes. Common sense dictates we should have done this years ago, but finally a politician has had the courage to say what millions of us have wanted to for far too long. I can wholeheartedly support this bill if it has in it a proviso that individuals can grow their own pot in their own backyards for their own personal use. People who want to grow their own, not for sale, the same as those who make wine for themselves and friends, should not be prohibited from doing so. I can hear the sound of hand-wringing from the arbiters of the nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s morality, and the fevered question, â&#x20AC;&#x153;But what about the children? What kind of a message would legalizing marijuana have on the kids?â&#x20AC;? Well, the same message we send out when we drink alcohol, be it wine or some other form of booze. Wisely, intelligently, we caution our children, once they are of age, to not overdo itâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t drink so that your

faculties are impaired and you are no longer able to function, mentally or physically, in a responsible manner. Laws and punishments are in place to enforce responsible drinking. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s seriously hackneyed by now, but kids are far more inf luenced by what parents or adults do than what they say. Modeling responsible behavior starts with us putative adults, whether itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s drinking, smoking or living ethical lives. A recent article by Sacramento Bee columnist Dan Walters makes these important points: â&#x20AC;&#x153;[We] would save countless millions, perhaps billions, of dollars in law enforcement, court and prison costs each year while pumping hundreds of millions of dollars into the state treasury. Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not to like?â&#x20AC;? Walters also quotes Aaron Smith, director for the Marijuana Policy Project California. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It is simply nonsensical that Californiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest agricultural industry is completely unregulated and untaxed.â&#x20AC;? In addition, and very importantly, we must decriminalize marijuana retroactively and free from Californiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s prisons and jails people who have been incarcerated for possession. Exceptions might be made for those in prison for violent offenses while trafficking, but such circumstances should be handled on a case-bycase basis. In this regard, legalizing marijuana would effectively put a major dent in the criminal drug cartelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s thriving business outside and within our borders. Tons of marijuana are shipped into the United States from or through Mexico, and distributed throughout the country. Make the stuff legal, the price goes way down and you remove the criminal elementâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;foreign and domestic. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s legalize the use of marijuana, a recreational and nonaddictive natural substance, regulate its production and sale as we do alcohol, and come out of this stupid, hypocritical closet.

No one has ever overdosed on pot. The worst that can happen is you get a little stupid.

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of Asia hosted by the California Milk Advisory Board. The journey, Toddâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s third voyage to the Far East in two years, led the Dude and three other marketing specialists into the populated centers of Ho Chi Minh City and Jakarta, where the team visited hotels, culinary schools and restaurants to conduct cheese and wine tastings and lead chefs through pizza-making seminars. Pizza, says Todd, literally serves as an efficient vehicle for delivering cheese to the table in cultures that have never taken dairy production beyond the milk stage. Cheese-making is believed to have begun about 7,500 years ago in the Middle East, and the tradition migrated westward. A genetic mutation that allowed humans to digest lactose beyond infancy followed, and today in northern Europe some 80 percent of the population can pass cheese through their systems almost as smoothly as whole kernel corn. About 40 percent of southern Europeans are lactose tolerant, and in northern Africa, 10 percent of the population can easily digest dairy. But in Asia, the mutation is less prevalent.

As for cheese itself, the average American eats some 30 pounds of cheese every year. The average Greek, about 60 pounds per year, more than in any other nation. But the average Chinese citizenâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;of which there are approximately 1.5 billionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;eats no cheese at all. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If China went from zero to just half a pound per yearâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;you do the math,â&#x20AC;? says Todd, who notes that the California dairy market is in a position to profit since most of Asia does not have the available land to produce cheese. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If you have a product that can ship across the world, then it behooves you to get in on a market that makes up nearly one-fourth of the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s population.â&#x20AC;? Todd traveled the Asian tropics on his latest tour with a crusty, smelly cargo from a multitude of California dairies, including Bravo Farms, Marin French Cheese Company, Point Reyes Farmstead, Sierra Nevada Cheese Company, Rumiano Cheese, Three Sisters and Fiscalini. At evening receptions at each location that they visited, Todd and his men featured tasting tables spread with a wide array of cheeses, California wines and Asian lagers. Guests were &) THE BOHEMIAN

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invariably fascinated by Fiscaliniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Purple Moon, a cheddar soaked in Cabernet Sauvignon. Todd reports that they also enjoyed aged cheddars and pepper jack. But during pizza-making seminars, students conveyed a particular fondness for smoked mozzarella melted on the dough, and while many Asian pupils were skeptical of the potency of blue cheese standing alone, it proved popular as a flavorful pizza topping. For many of the chefs and culinary advisers who attended the Cheese Dudeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s seminars, pizza was a new thing entirely. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be amazed at how many did not know pizza,â&#x20AC;? Todd says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A few had seen it, some had tasted it, but almost none had ever made it.â&#x20AC;? Pizza is a highly versatile food base in that it accommodates all manner of toppings; Korean barbecued beef or General Tsoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chicken will sit on a cheesy pizza more gracefully than some highly charismatic cheese would melt its way vice-versa, says Todd. In such a harmonizing relationship, Todd would like to see Asian and Western cuisine meld together without necessarily interrupting existing food traditions. Japan and South Korea are saturated with pizza joints, with mayonnaise one of the most revered toppings, but in other parts of the Orient, pizza chain giants have found a resistant market. Dominoes, for instance, failed after a late-â&#x20AC;&#x2122;90s launch in China. The corporate monster had established itself without sufficient consumer research, offering delivery service onlyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and it was not what the Chinese wanted. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really look at pizza as fast food,â&#x20AC;? Todd says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In China, going out to pizza is a fine-dining experience. They donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just want it brought to their door and shoved in their faces in a box.â&#x20AC;? But Americans generally do. We eat roughly 100 acres of pizza per day, almost a third of which is produced by just four companiesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Papa Johnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, Little Caesarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, Pizza Hut and Dominoesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;making for a rather homogenized industry. But with the California Milk Advisory Board encouraging Asian chefs and consultants to employ artisan products into the art of pizza making, the pizza market is liable to remain a more diversified entity in Asia than what it has become in the United States. Such a colorful pizza industry could provide a playground of profits for Californiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s artisan cheese makers. The Cheese Dudeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s objectives are not just corporate-driven. He equates artisan cheeseâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as well as bread, beer and wineâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; to skilled societies in which products are made locally start to finish, by hand, and in which people know the ones who produce their food. In Toddâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own life, artisan cheese and the people who make it have served as a conduit to elevated satisfaction and interpersonal relations, and Todd believes that cheese could likewise benefit the rest of the world. Before he became â&#x20AC;&#x153;the Cheese Dudeâ&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;a title bestowed upon him unofficially by

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Still in professional transition, Todd befriended one Allen Hendricks, then a promoter of Wisconsin cheese and a carver who scraped sculptures out of tremendous wholesale blocks of cheddar and displayed them at high-society events and festivals. Hendricks introduced Todd to the finer points of cheese, whether crumbly, soft, young or old. With a foot in the door of the industry and with a hardwired love of beer and wine, Todd began to promote cheese and beverages himself, and his next life as the Cheese Dude came blooming like a desert watered by rain. But Todd and the dairy industry still have lots of work to do. Even America remains in the infancy stages of cheese appreciation. In Europe, 85 percent of cheese is consumed as a table product, enjoyed on its own before or with a meal. Fifteen percent is integrated into recipes. In the States, the numbers are almost exactly reversed; Americans eat most of their cheese camouflaged on pizza and in macaroni, lasagna and other foods. Relatively rarely do we nibble on a block of cheese or spread a soft one over crackers at a dinner party, though the tide is turning. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to see Americans wake up to artisan cheese as a table product,â&#x20AC;? Todd says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;and in Asia, I want to see people wake up to cheese as a food, period.â&#x20AC;? Todd envisions Asians eventually shifting from using cheese as a mere pizza topping to consuming it as a standalone table treat. Someone would then need to produce the stuff for a billion-some-odd folks, and as China does not have the available land to do so, Californiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s artisans could get the job. Cheese prices would almost certainly climb. It could be bad news for American gourmets, but heyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll always have cheap pizza.


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Live Music Friday nights 6pm-8pm: May 29-Jenna Aleta & band (jazz/r&b) June 5-Gem Metal Whistle Warren Mann & Hannah Jern-Miller (traditional/folk/blues)

Sunday brunches 12-2: June 7-Savannah (acoustic/folk) June 12-Swinging Dog Tail

Sundays are meant to be a day of rest and reďŹ&#x201A;ection. What better way to reďŹ&#x201A;ect than with a big-ass drink in your hand and some barbecued chicken in the other? Jazz and the soothing sounds of the river provide the muchneeded rest. The Village Inn and Restaurant promotes the importance of rest and reďŹ&#x201A;ection by providing tropical drinks, food fresh off the barbecue and the music of jazz bands ďŹ&#x201A;oating over the Russian River every Sunday afternoon. The presence of a big-screen TV promises that no one will miss the big game and that there will most likely be some soothing and restful shouting. Live music runs from noon to 4pm on June 14â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sept. 27. Village Inn and Restaurant, 20822 River Blvd., Monte Rio. 707.865.2304. . . .

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The Sonoma County Museum is full of great works of art, but sadly none that you can eat. You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even eat while looking at the art. One could go seriously hungry at the museum, but luckily the SRJC Center for Culinary, Wine and Hospitality presents itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a dessert and dessert wine tasting. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s right, double the dessert. As to what sugary works of art made by the students will be unveiled, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still a mystery, but many local wines like a black Muscat and an orange Muscat will be there for the pairing. The double-d pairings are slated for Thursday, May 28, from 6pm to 8pm. Sonoma County Museum, 425 Seventh St., Santa Rosa. $8â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$15; reservations required 707.579.1500, ext. 17.

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machines up close and even get a picture taken in some. The history of some of these meticulously restored vehicles is legendary. Indy cars run by the Unsers at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Richard Pettyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ford from the 1969 Daytona 500 as well as Lolas, Porsches and Bentleys from many vintages, all restored to their original form. For those who havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been to Infineon in a while or are still scared off by the traffic rumors, be assured that the raceway has improved by leaps and bounds in all aspects since the acquisition by Speedway Motorsports in 1998, which invested over $70 million into track improvements, especially with an eye to access in and out of the facility. This event is angled to the locals and families, with children under 12 gaining free admission. There will be over 300 vintage racing cars at the Classic, with manufacturers including Maserati, Lotus, Ferarri and Porsche, but this time, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all about the Morgan, which celebrates its 100th anniversary this year. The Morgan was conceived in 1909 when

H. F. S. Morgan attached a seven-horsepower Peugeot engine to a three-wheeled tubular chassis. He called it the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Runaboutâ&#x20AC;? and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what it did, running past many vehicles equipped at the time with much larger engines. Even into the 1960s, the Morgan routinely outpaced Corvettes, Porsches and Jaguars, despite its engine having a smaller displacement. There will be a large display of Morgans from over the years for fans to view at this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s event. Until the late 1960s, the SCCAâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;founded in 1944â&#x20AC;&#x201D;was the premier race body in the country, with its Trans-Am series being immensely popular. Over the years, however, many of its drivers joined up with the up-and-coming race circuit, NASCAR. The Wine Country Classic recreates the competition of past eras with rules that forbid any vehicle with modifications that werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t in place at that time in history. A 1972 Boss 302 engine cannot have any production or modified part on it made later than 1972; the same goes for vehicles from the 1950s. Since 1972 is considered the height of the


â&#x20AC;&#x153;muscle carâ&#x20AC;? era for American car makersâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; when one had the ability to buy a car off a lot, modify it and race with the professionals, if you could afford itâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;there are no vehicles newer than 1972 allowed in any of the race classes. Ten different eras will be represented over the weekend, with some dating back to preâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;World War I. Sonoma resident Brian Ferrin will race his 1970 Ford Boss 302 Mustang in the event. What got him into racing and what keeps him coming back? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Obviously, it was the love of racing and the car,â&#x20AC;? he says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but the camaraderie and friendships Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve made will last a lifetime.â&#x20AC;? Asked about what part of the weekend is the most fun for him, other than the race itself, Ferrin says itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a no brainer. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Being able to drive these racecars that arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t actually street-legal on the roads all the way up to the Sonoma Plaza on Saturday is a real treat,â&#x20AC;? he chuckles. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It kind of gives you a deviant feeling, plus itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really a feeling of community once you get there, and helping to raise money for Speedway Charities is a great thing as well.â&#x20AC;? Ferrin is not the only local racer, with drivers from Danville, Santa

Rosa, Modesto and many other Northern California drivers competing. The races are fun to watch, with several going on at the same time. There may be Cam Am cars from 1960s on the track at the same time as Trans Am cars from the 1970s and Lotuses from the 1950s, not racing against each other, but racing within their class. The difference between the teamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s resources is interesting as well, with some driving $100,000 race transports simply to bring the cars to the track. Others are of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;weekend warriorâ&#x20AC;? variety, the car owner who tows his one vehicle from race to race simply for the love of the sport; just because you have a fancy trailer, doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always give you the edge. These are old cars and things break, and of course, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the whole driving-skill thing. There are some who say that racecar drivers arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t athletes. After taking two laps at over 140 miles per hour around Infineon Raceway in a 700 horsepower NASCAR Pontiac a couple years back, let me assure you, they are definitely athletes.

CWTBcPcb Tickets for the Infineon event are $40 each day for adults, with discounts for ages 13 to 20; children under 12 are free. The Wine Country Classic particularly wants to fete Sonoma Valley residents, offering half-price $20 tickets to the events of Sunday, May 31. Tickets both days include free admission to the Wine Country Pavilion, where residents can enjoy gratis treats from their neighbors in the food and wine industry, headed by the efforts of former COPIA chef Victor Scargle. The weekend kicks off Saturday, with practice sessions at 8:10am; qualifying for all classes starts at 1pm at the racetrack. In the town of Sonoma, the Vintage Race Car Festival takes place on Saturday, May 30, as a CHP escorts 30 or so of the classic vehicles from the raceway to the historic Plaza at 5pm, followed by a wine and food event to benefit the Speedway Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Charities, an organization that has donated over $3 million to various Sonoma County youth organizations since 2002. Admission is $30. Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s event start at 8:30am with practice laps; the main event begins at 12:40pm. Poster artist David Grandin will be signing $5 posters from 3pm both days in the Wine Country Pavillion. Infineon Raceway, Highway 37 at Highway 121, Sonoma. 800.870.RACE. For tickets and more information, point your browser to www.infineonraceway.com or just get on up and out to the track. See you at the races. â&#x20AC;&#x201D;J.M.B.

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pounds of cardboard each month. All motor oil used at the facility is recycled, as well as all used tires, being turned into roadway asphalt and playground rubber. The facility also has its own water and sewer systems and uses reclaimed water for the landscape. A herd of 3,000

sheep and two shepherds live at the facility full-time and keep the vegetation in check. This year, owl boxes have been added around the track to help keep the rodent population down. â&#x20AC;&#x201D;J.M.B.

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wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t comment on the plot of the new Star Trek film or the way director J. J. Abrams relays a familiar cosmology with glittery action, snappy dialogue and voluptuous intricacy. Unlike many fans, I am cold to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;old pals effect,â&#x20AC;? the tedious crutch of reintroducing the same characters in every sequel. I care little about James T. Kirk or even Mr. Spock. No, what always entranced me about Trekâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;helping turn this physicist into a science fiction authorâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;was the vision it offered, exploring human destiny, confronting big issues and pondering a unique notion, seldom expressed anywhere elseâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;that our descendants might somehow be admirable. Optimism doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t come easily to postHiroshima science fiction, nor should all tales of tomorrow be sunny. Some futuristic cautionary tales, like George Orwellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nineteen Eighty-Four, warn usefully about potential failure modes. If they gird us sufficiently, these stories rise to the august level of self-preventing prophecy. Other works, and a majority of sci-fi films, base their pulse-pounding, heroic action on a

single assumption: that civilization is, and will always remain, stupid, a clichĂŠ that canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be helpful to our can-do, problem-solving spirit. But that spirit has a home. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s embodied in Star Trek, an epic storytelling universe that broke with ref lex cynicism, asking instead, â&#x20AC;&#x153;What if children can learn from the mistakes of their parents?â&#x20AC;? Suppose (oh, unique thought!) our heirs begin living up to some of our deepest hopes? Wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t they still have interesting problems, like what to do when we become mighty star travelers? Humanity has yet to crawl beyond the moon, yet we are already contemplating how to behave under the light of distant suns. Shall we interfere in the development of younger intelligent species, for example? Could a mix of pragmatism and sincerity prevent us from repeating the mistakes of the conquistadors? Premature or not, such thought experiments may be a sign of a precocious maturity, a lifting of the eyes. And many of these ruminationsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;engaging millions of fascinated mindsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;have taken place under the banner of Star Trek. Central to Trek is the image of a large, quasi-naval vessel called Enterprise, based

on 19th-century sailing ships like the HMS Beagle, dispatched to practice peacemaking and war, diplomacy and science, tutoring and apprenticeship, all in equal measure. How different from the tiny fighter planes featured in Star Wars, each piloted by a solitary knight, perhaps accompanied by a loyal squire, or droid, symbols as old as Achilles. In contrast, the Federation starship in Trek is a veritable city, cruising toward the unknown. Its captain-hero is a plenipotentiary representative of his civilization and parent figure to the crew, but during the next adventure, any one of those normal men and women may suddenly become heroes themselves. Moreover, this ship carries something else, the Federationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s culture and laws, industry and science, its consensus values, such as the Prime Directive, all embodied in the dramatic diversity of its crew. Each time Enterprise passes a test, so does civilization. Perhaps even one worthy of our grandchildren. Compare this to the old Republic, in the Lucasian universe: a hapless, clueless mĂŠlange of bickering futility whose political tiffs are as petty as they are incomprehensible. 'THE BOHEMIAN

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Schwartz, which adds vital pathos and narrative drive to Marguliesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; effective drama. To be sure, there are obvious comparisons between Ruthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s early adulation of the fading Schwartz and Lisaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worshipful reaction to Steiner (and make no mistake, both of these relationships are love stories, of one kind or another), but Ruthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ancient fling with the long-dead Schwartz also becomes part of the plot, after Ruth tells Lisa the whole story one late night after a long business trip. Having exhausted her own short life for material on which to draw (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not angry with my parents anymore. Fuck them.â&#x20AC;?), the up-and-coming Lisa decides to base a novel on her mentorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s secret May-September romance. Lisa feels she has been given permission, recalling her teacherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s uncompromising advice: â&#x20AC;&#x153;If you have a story to tell, tell it. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t flinch. Just do it.â&#x20AC;? Ruth, on the other hand, responds to the novel as if it were a burglary, a theft of her own most-cherished memories. The result is a battle of wits and words that plays out like a Greek tragedy, or like one of Ruthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own famous short stories: unsentimental and sad, with gutwrenching ending that leaves one wanting desperately to know what happens next. Directed by Elizabeth Craven, the Cinnabar production is confidently paced and terrifically acted. Bullard, recently seen in Marin Theater Companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Magic Forest Farm, is nothing short of astonishing, moving the fragile Lisa from frightened kitten to ferocious predator without losing track of the charactersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; underlying desperation for approval. Jenkins is also magnificent. Last seen at Cinnabar in Enchanted April, Jenkins convincingly portrays another kind of character arc, as the childless Ruth initially warms to the role of guide, guru and intellectual â&#x20AC;&#x153;mother,â&#x20AC;? but then finds her composure slipping away as her protĂŠgĂŠ gains lit-world stardom far more quickly than she did. Finally, it is Lisaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s passive-aggressive seizure of the older writerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s backstory that pushes the relationship to its limits. The set, by David R. Wright, is the one small drawback to the production. The detailed clutter of Ruthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s apartment is appropriately grounded, but the unnecessary addition of looming cardboard cutouts of famous female writers, hovering in the background, is distracting and silly. The sound design by Jim Peterson is clean and clever, a mix of street noises and phone rings that actually seem to be coming from where they are supposed to be, rather than from overhead speakers, and the costumes by Kate Magill are spot-on, saying as much about the charactersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; metamorphoses as the script does. This is very rich stuff; the line between adaptation and theft, inspiration and autobiography are tricky, potentially arcane matters. The question of who owns the story of a personâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life could have ended in boring polemics and stilted conversation. In Marguliesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; hands, these questions and conflicts explode onto the stage with a raw emotional power that is as slyly funny and knowing as it is heartbreaking and real.

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of this kind must be distraction. For the God I am the shadow of once seared me in the flame, and sealed my lips. I hurt to talk. My god must prove my spokesman: he adores the thing I am; the flame, the glowing happy flame, and sets an obstacle between. The Object Years afterward I cherished a black scarf and would show it to close friends and say, It once was hers. I last saw you in April â&#x20AC;&#x2122;55. I found the scarf in December â&#x20AC;&#x2122;56, working as a janitor, in a city where you never were. A cheap thing, unpleasant to the touch, rasping & thin. Some scent persisted, cheap also, as reminder of the girl, a girl, unknown to me. I felt dirty when I handled it. Desolate, when I lost it. You meant the world to me. David Bromige grew up in London and leapt the pond to do his undergraduate work at the University of British Columbia. At a legendary poetry festival in Vancouver in 1963, Bromige met a number of American poets, including Robert Creeley, Charles Olson, Allen Ginsberg and Robert Duncan, who would have a huge influence on him. Around this time, Bromige moved to Berkeley, with a Woodrow Wilson Fellowship, to do graduate work. In 1968, Black Sparrow Press brought out his volume The Ends of the Earth, the first of 11 of his books theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d publish over the years. His Black Sparrow volume Desire: Selected Poems 1963â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1987, won the Western States Book Award. Bromige has a new Collected Poems coming out in 2010, published by the English press Reality Street Editions. It was an honor to meet Bromige. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s moving to meet a man, a legend of elegance and wit, as heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fading. But he was present. He sat in his wheelchair at the kitchen table. His good friend, Monte Rio poet Pat Nolan was there, as was his wife, Cecelia Belle. When I asked him if he thought his reputation has suffered from living so many years in the provinces, he flashed me an amused smile. From time to time during our conversation, Bromige faded, but he came back wryly, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Did I tell you about my very recent trip to Scotland?â&#x20AC;?


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Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve picked up the special coupons at area drugstores and taquerias, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve fielded phone calls from other parents, and now itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s finally time for Circo Osorio! The big top goes up for just five short days, during which children of all ages can thrill to the wacky antics of Coconut the Clown, the daring maneuvers of tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, and the gravitydefying stunts performed by gymnasts and unicycling jugglers. Unrenewed immigration exemptions for temporary work visas are threatening smaller traveling circuses such as Circo Ososrio, a wing of the American Crown Circus, so the time is now to finally load up the kids and show them a disappearing vestige of pure entertainment. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be talking about the amazing motorcycle Globe of Death for days after the fantastic tent show, which runs Thursdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Monday, May 28â&#x20AC;&#x201C;June 1, at the Sonoma County Fairgrounds. 1350 Bennett Valley Road, Santa Rosa. 6pm and 8pm. $15 adults; kids under 12, free. 707.592.7812.

It happens to the best of us. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in a rush after the performance, you stash your $4 million cello in the back of a taxi, and, well, gosh-a-roonie, you forget the dang thing! Yo-Yo Ma and Philippe Quint have famously left their irreplaceable instruments in taxicabs, and cellist Lynn Harrell joined this club the hard wayâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;is there any easy way?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;by accidentally leaving behind his 1673 Stradivarius once owned by Jacqueline du PrĂŠ while the squat yellow automobile drove away down the New York City streets. Cellist and cello were soon reunited, and Harrell, recipient of the first Avery Fisher Prize in 1975, continued to tour the world, playing for the finest conductors and orchestras. He plays DvorĂĄkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cello Concerto in a whimsical program including Stravinskyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Jeu de Cartes and the overture to Mendelssohnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s A Midsummer Nightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dream with the Napa Valley Symphony on Friday, May 29, at the Lincoln Theater. 100 California Drive, Yountville. 8pm. $30â&#x20AC;&#x201C; $65. 707.226.8742.

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Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the hair, the dress, the boots and then thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the sound. Eilen Jewellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s voice, a glissando droplet that adheres easily to the ear, was discovered at age seven when the Idaho-born balladeer joined a rock band; like every other seven-year-oldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rock band, they used fake instruments made of cardboard. Sea of Tears, her latest and very rock- and R&B-inf luenced album, is a throwback to those early days in the living room, a culmination of childhood dreams mimicking the Animals, the Kinks and Buddy Holly. Expecting a backlash from her fan base, Jewell has instead seen even more adoration for the departure from her usual folk-swing-country-rockabilly style. Constantly on tour from her native Boston, Jewellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also got a terrific band behind her, driving with a propulsive keel her own originals alongside choice covers by Sleepy John Estes, Loretta Lynn and Them. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be shakinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; all over on Wednesday, May 27, at the Last Day Saloon. 120 Fifth St., Santa Rosa. 8pm. $10â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$13. 707.545.2343.

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or decades, the afrobeat genre has been synonymous worldwide with the Kuti family name. The late Nigerian legend Fela Kuti pioneered the hybrid style in the 1970s, giving it a name and a role as the militant voice of his common countrymen. Not far behind was eldest son Femi Kuti, the current torchbearer who brings his modern innovations to the Sierra Nevada World Music Festival and San Franciscoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Fillmore next month. Kutiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first album in eight years, Day by Day, shows him forging his own musical identity and moving past his fatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s shadow with tinges of gospel, soul and afro-jazz. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The compositions are more mature, and I was more experienced in the studio,â&#x20AC;? says Kuti via phone from his Lagos home. For the set, he honed his piano and trumpet skills to complement his usual alto saxophone. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll try to make something much better than Day by Day as well!â&#x20AC;? Always looking forward, Kuti has been a progressive force ever since he joined his fatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s group as a teenager in 1978. In â&#x20AC;&#x2122;86, he formed his own 17-piece band, Positive

Force, which still incites rapturous acclaim for vibrant performances. Kutiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s demand skyrocketed 11 years later when his father died from AIDS. He also lost his sister in a year poignantly revisited in the song â&#x20AC;&#x153;97.â&#x20AC;? Refreshing for music legendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spawn, Kuti exhibits no chip on his shoulder. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I love my father, so [the comparisons are] not a big deal,â&#x20AC;? says Kuti. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s my father, and I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t run away from that fact.â&#x20AC;? Rather, Kuti has augmented his fatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s legacy for the 21st century, from the hip-hop theme of 2001â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Fight to Win to his personal life, which contains none of Felaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s polygamy, drug use and promiscuity. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I wish he did things differently,â&#x20AC;? says Kuti, who is a married family man who promotes safe sex and refrains from drinking or smoking. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Maybe Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have had an easier life, but maybe I wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be where I was today. Life is about obstacles, and you just have to find a way around them.â&#x20AC;? Sadly, the disease that claimed his father has since ravaged the entire country. In Nigeria, about one in 25 people is infected, due, Kuti feels, to a lack of education and the same naive government who banned his pan-African hit â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beng Beng Bengâ&#x20AC;? for its sexual subject matter. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m still scared for Nigeria, because weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re still very far from the ideals,â&#x20AC;? Kuti says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We should have good education and good healthcare for everybody, electricity, good politics, no corruption. The corruption now is a cancer, a very bad cancer.â&#x20AC;? Although Nigeria boasts one of the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest oil reserves, nearly 60 percent of its 140 million population live in poverty. Even in Lagos, electricity is still not ever-present. Kuti believes increased trade and tourism and political empowerment is crucial to brighter days. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If I want to be optimistic, I would say yes, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always room for change,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People may move in a positive direction, but the way we are right now, it will take more than a miracle to really change things.â&#x20AC;? Still, Kuti is a Nigerian for life, especially with the Shrine. His thriving Lagos club is a hub for progressive youth, much like his fatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Kalakuta Republic, and the site of bi-weekly performances. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I try [new songs] out for at least a year before the studio,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I like to see the reaction of the people, and to really trim it down or get it close to perfection.â&#x20AC;? The attack on patrons by local soldiers last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and the Nigerian mediaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s willful ignoranceâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;does not deter Kuti. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nigeria is my home, my life. There are too many who depend on and admire me staying here my whole life and not running away from the problem,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t abandon them because I wanted a better life. Too many people have said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;You never left the struggle for greener pastures.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? While his father sought the presidency at one point, Kutiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s goals are more humble. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m always striving for a good life and for a better self,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I want to make my family happy, and if I can please many people with my music, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be content.â&#x20AC;? Fela Kuti headlines the Sierra Nevada World Music Festival, running June 19â&#x20AC;&#x201C;21, at the Mendocino County Fairgrounds, 14400 Hwy. 128, Boonville. Single-day tickets $55â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$65. For more info, call 916.777.5550 or visit www.snwmf.com.


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• Supervised Play groups Best Doggie Day Care Best Dog Camp Santa Rosa • 707.546.CAMP 2120 Bluebell Drive (just off Coffee Lane) www.mycbw.com/santarosa | santarosa@campbowwowusa.com

Meet Alex • Cat of theWeek

Meet Tippy • Dog of theWeek

Orange tabbys are famous for their mellow and loving temperaments and Alex is proof positive of that! He is an absolute charmer, very friendly and welcoming to everyone who enters his habitat, either people or cats. Any home that adopts this lovely young cat is going to get a winner! To learn more about adopting ALex or many other homeless animals at the Sonoma Humane Society, please visit us at 5345 Hwy 12 West, Santa Rosa (@ Llano Rd), open everyday from 12-6pm, or check us out online at www.SonomaHumane.org

Isn't Tippy just the most striking and regal looking lady? This 3-year old Lab/pointer mix has real presence! She'd be a wonderful family dog, having lived with children as young as 8 as well as another dog – but no cats please! Can't you just see your children curled up next to her like a big pillow?! To learn more about adoptingTipper or many other homeless animals at the Sonoma Humane Society, please visit us at 5345 Hwy12West, Santa Rosa (@ Llano Rd), openeveryday from 12-6pm, or check us out online at www.SonomaHumane.org

The Adoption Center is open 7 days a week from 12PM - 6PM and is located at 5345 Highway 12 West, Santa Rosa (just 5 miles west of Hwy 101 @ Llano Rd) www.sonomahumane.org

The Adoption Center is open 7 days a week from 12PM - 6PM and is located at 5345 Highway 12 West, Santa Rosa (just 5 miles west of Hwy 101 @ Llano Rd) www.sonomahumane.org


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North Bay Bohemian’s Pocket Dining Guide Publishing June 09, Deadline May 26, 09 Spring/Summer glossy four color Dining Guide featuring North Bay restaurants. Targeting our “Resident Tourists” and our region’s food and wine enthusasts!

Call for Reservations Today! 707.527.1200 | sales@bohemian.com Gifts for Grads and Dads at Best Wishes! Candy Bouquets, Jewelry, journals are just some of the ideas. Stop by today. 3080 Marlow Rd. Corner of Marlow/Piner Rd www.bestwisheswinecountry.com

Mindfulness is Everyday Life

Certification in Ayurveda & Aromatherapy

Meditations and exercises on relationships and work. Mondays 6:30pm - 8:00pm. More info 707-544-1436 or www.RelationshipNow.net

Practical & Clinical Experience. Pulse Assessment, therapeutic bodywork, nutrition, traditional medicine & more! In Sebastopol - Starts Sept. Curriculum online dhyanacenter.com 707-823-8818

Spiritual Direction: An Invitation to Encounter the Holy What is this ancient practice called spiritual direction? How can it enhance and support your spiritual journey? Free workshop. Fri, May 29, 7:00pm, Journey Center, Santa Rosa, 707-578-2121, http://www.journeycenter.org/ .

Rocks and Clouds Zendo Meditation and Dharma Talk Wednesday nights, 7:00 p.m. 618 South Main Street, Sebastopol. www.rocksandclouds.org 707/824-5647

Hardware/Software, DATA Recovery, Internet, Email, Wireless Network Setup & Security, Apple Authorized Business Agent, Tam Nguyen-Chief Tech, M-F 10-6. [ mail to:info@themacadvantage.com ] 707.664.0400, info@themacadvantage.com

Joe Louvar Productions

Passions for Hair & Spa, Share the Passion...

QUALITY LIVE AUDIO RECORDING 707.479.0050

513 Fourth St., Santa Rosa 707.523.7598

Goebel Builders

Passions for Hair is a “rare find”. Enjoy are elegant atmosphere & surroundings. An appealing experience in hair care for both men & women. A place where the fine art of styling and the Passion for Hair and Body care come together.

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EAST SANTA ROSA’S PREMIER TATTOO STUDIO 4970 Sonoma Hwy., Santa Rosa, CA. Mon-Sat. 10am-7pm

Law Office of Evan E. Zelig Criminal Defense Call today!

Jay Goebel General Contractor, Lic. #812957 Quality Workmanship, Friendly Service, and Dependability You Can Trust. Insured with Local references Repairs, Custom Builds, and Troubleshooting Call today and get the job DONE! 707-794-7955 www.goebelbuilders.com

Advertise on the FlipSide Call 707.527.1200 today and be seen more than in any other section of the Bohemian!

707.636.3204 or Toll Free; 888.ZELIGLAW. Available 24/7

SPIRITUAL CONNECTIONS Finding inspiration and connecting with your community Mahakaruna Buddhist Meditation Center Offers ongoing introductory and advanced classes. Wed at noon, Tues & Weds evenings 7:30 - 8:45pm Prayers for World Peace Sun, 10:30 - 11:45am Everyone welcome 304 Petaluma Blvd., North Petaluma www.meditationinnorcal.org

The Journey Center: Christ-centered Spirituality, Healing, & Wholeness Reading room, art gallery, prayer/ meditation gatherings, spiritual journey resources, bodywork, bookstore, free WiFi. 1601 Fourth Street , Santa Rosa. www.journeycenter.org 707.578.2121

If you or someone you know is being accused or charged with a crime, please do not wait to retain counsel. Contact the Law Office of Evan E. Zelig today!

Golden Star Grafix Need a quality designer? Business cards, brochures, flyers, posters, digital collage, cd covers, photographic restoration, general marketing materials. Mark Schaumann 707.795.0924

MacAdvantage Macintosh Computer Repair FREE Diagnosis, Friendly In-House Staff Answer Calls,

Youth Failing School or School Failing Our Youth ? Try Rancho Bodega School - Small Group/One on One Instruction - Enriched Middle/High School Curriculum - Special Studies/Independent Study Emphasizing Music & Art Serving Grades 7-12 NOW ENROLLING !! Call 707-795-7166 www.ranchobodegaschool.com

Santa Rosa Plumbing Water Conservation Experts. Friendly, Honest Service. Licensed, Bonded and Insured. License #871026

tankless water heaters, high efficiency toilets recirculation, general plumbing needs 707.528.8228

Turning Toward Enlightenment: Pema Chodron audio teachings at Santa RosaShambhala Center. Begins 6/3, Six Wed. nights, 7 - 9pm and Sat. 6/27, 9am - noon. Info at www.SantaRosaShambhala.org or call 707-529-1561.

Share your organization’s inspiration with over 95,100 Bohemian Readers monthly! Call Today! Phone: 707.527.1200 email: sales@bohemian.com

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SANTA ROSA TREATMENT PROGRAM 1901 CLEVELAND AVE SUITE B SANTA ROSA 707.576.0818 www.srtp.net Llamas for Sale/ Woolly Weed Eaters Pet Trained & Easy to Keep. Starting @ $300. Call Maria 707.795.6284

Grand Opening! GREEN LOGIC GARDEN SUPPLY!

We provide treatment for: Oxycontin, Vicodin and Heroin utilizing replacement medications. We also treat Methamphetamine and other stimulant dependence. • Subutex/Suboxone available • Providing Treatment since 1984 • Confidentiality assured

SUBUTEX/SUBOXONE available for Safe Oxycontin, Vicodin, Other Opiate Withdrawal!

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Confidential Program. (707) 576 1919

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Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help. (707) 576 0818

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FREE Diagnosis, Friendly In-House Staff Answer Calls, Hardware/Software, DATA Recovery, Internet, Email, Wireless Network Setup & Security, Apple Authorized Business Agent, Tam Nguyen-Chief Tech, M-F 10-6. [ mail to:info@themacadvantage.com ] 707.664.0400, info@themacadvantage.com

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Make Money Protecting Kids - FT/PT Endorsed by Oprah & BBB accredited. Free info/training. Call Chuck 707-538-8688. www.childsafetybiz.com/chuck

Work your habits, don’t let them work you.

Santa Rosa Plumbing Water Conservation Experts. Friendly, Honest Service. Licensed, Bonded and Insured. License #871026

tankless water heaters,high efficiency toilets recirculation, general plumbing needs 707.528.8228

Gifts for Grads & Dads at Best Wishes! Candy Bouqets, Jewelry, Journals are just some of the ideas. Stop by today. 3080 Marlow Rd. Corner of Marlow & Piner Rd. www.bestwisheswinecountry.com

Sign up NowIntegrative Yoga Teacher Training September 2010!! A 200 hour non-residential program. 1 wknd/mo. for 10 months. Bodyworks-Integrative Yoga Studio. 490 2nd St., Petaluma. 707-769-9933 or www.bodyworksyoga.com

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Need A Living Trust, To file for Divorce, or to form a LLC? Need Help Preparing a Small Claim or other Documents? Affordable Estate Planning & Legal Document Preparation. Home, evening & weekend appointments available. Nielsen Paralegal & Legal Doc. Prep. Service 415-461-4385. Serving Marin & Sonoma.

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• Heroin/Opiate (Vicodin, Oxycontin) detox and maintenance utilizing Methadone • Methamphetamine and other stimulant treatment • Subutex/Suboxone available • Providing Treatment since 1984 • Confidentiality assured

Meth and Alcohol Treatment that allows you to keep your day job! Santa Rosa Treatment Program can help.(707) 576-0818.

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Life seemed hopeless, I relapsed and felt like I could never afford treatment.

Medical Marijuana Certifications Santa Rosa. Best price. 24/7 authentication. 707-575-7375 www.mmj.medical-library.net

Fantastic Opportunities for you in this opportune Real Estate Climate!! Assisting Buyers and Sellers for 20 years in So.Co. and would love to be YOUR SONOMA COUNTY RESOURCE!

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Turning Point Residential Program NEW Working Adult Program and NEW Payment Plan Affordable • Confidential • 35 Years Experience

DAAC Turned my Life Around ~ I used their payment plan. (707) 544-3295 24/7 - www.daacinfo.org


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