Jackie's Joke Box Follow Jackie on Twitter for a daily joke! @JackieMartling A drunk stumbles into a confessional. The priest hears him come in but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest bangs on the wall. The drunk says, "F-forget it, buddy. Th-there's no paper in this one, either." A cannibal and his son are walking in the jungle when a beautiful girl goes running in front of them. The son says, "Pop, let's take her home and eat her." His father says, "Like hell ‌ let's take her home and eat your mother." Friedman's mother's lonely, so he tells the local pet store owner he wants to get his mother the best talking bird they can find. The owner imports a South American macaw that can speak seven languages and ships it to Friedman's mother. A few days later, Friedman calls his mother and says, "Mom, did you get a delivery from me?" She says, "Yes, thank you so much, it was delicious." Friedman says, "Ma! You ate it? Ma, that bird could speak seven languages." She says, "So why didn't he speak up?" Haggerty into the bedroom and hands his wife two aspirin and a glass of water. She says, "What's this all about?" He says, "They’re for your headache." She says, "I don't have a headache." He says, "Good. Get that nightie off."
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