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Are subway cars getting dirtier? Survey says yes Schmutz.

A Straphangers Campaign review found a decrease in subway car cleanliness.

New Yorkers noticing more “subway schmutz” are not imagining things.

The number of clean subway cars decreased from 52 percent in 2011 to 42 percent in 2013, according to the Straphangers Campaign’s annual “schmutz” survey, which was released Thursday.

“We’re looking at the grime, the spills, the food,” said Jason ChinFatt, the campaign’s field organizer. “You know, seats people avoid because of sticky spots.”

The campaign said the decline represents a trend of decreasing cleanliness on subway cars.

The same survey rated 56 percent of cars clean in 2008.

Chin-Fatt said a surge in ridership during the last few years could be making the subways harder to keep clean.

“When ridership goes up, there’s more opportunities for people to spill coffee and food,” he said.

The campaign’s survey found a wide disparity among the system’s 20 lines. Cars on the D line were the dirtiest, with just 17 percent clean, and L trains were the cleanest at 63 percent. Nine subway lines were found

The five dirtiest lines

The percent of clean cars on the five dirtiest subway lines, according to a Straphangers Campaign Survey:

17% 26% 29% 31% 31%

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“We’re looking at the grime, the spills, the food. You know, seats people avoid because of sticky spots.”

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The number of clean subway cars has been decreasing, a new survey finds. / GETTY IMAGES Gross

“When ridership goes up, there’s more opportunities for people to spill coffee and food.”

Jason Chin-Fatt Straphangers Campaign

to have experienced “significant deterioration” in the last two years.

The cars were rated for cleanliness of floors and seats using the Metropolitan Transportation Authority’s own guidelines.

New York City Transit spokesman Kevin Ortiz partially attributed the findings to “flawed methodology.” In the MTA’s own survey, 92 percent of operating subway cars

surveyed were clean in the second half of 2013.

The MTA reviewed more cars during twice the time period as the Straphangers Campaign survey, Ortiz said.

The MTA’s fleet of roughly 6,200 subway cars are cleaned regularly at terminals, he said.

“During the course of a round trip, customers can accidentally drop drinks, come in with

muddy shoes or slush and salt during a snowstorm, but that is not indicative of our car-cleaning efforts,” Ortiz said.

A 2013 MTA passenger satisfaction survey found 74 percent of riders were satisfied or very satisfied with the overall cleanliness of subway cars.

Still, Chin-Fatt said questioned the transit authority’s assessment.

“Who are you going to trust, New York City Transit or your own eyes?” he said.

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“The urgency we all felt about this legislation – it wasn’t abstract. It wasn’t something we read about in a book.”

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Cops: Teaching assistant arrested for sex with student A Queens teaching assistant was arrested at about 1 a.m. Thursday for having sex with a 14-year-old student of the Maspeth school where she worked, according to police and school officials.

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Clara Somodi, 39, was charged with rape and other offenses after an investigation found she had repeated sexual encounters with a boy who attended P.S. 9, the Walter Reed School, officials said. The 10year Department of Education veteran was suspended.

She was expected to be arraigned Thursday evening. ANNA SANDERS

De Blasio signs sick leave bill With a few strokes of his pen, Bill de Blasio signed his first bill into law as mayor, requiring any business with five or more employees to offer workers paid sick days.

The mayor signed the legislation at the Williamsburg-based Steve’s Ice Cream shop, surrounded by New

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Yorkers who would benefit from the law and fellow city leaders who helped usher the bill through City Hall.

The bill’s sponsor, Manhattan Councilwoman Margaret Chin, and Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito were both alongside the mayor for the signing.

The bill goes into effect on April 1.

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Health. Exchange nears 1 million mark New Yorkers looking for health insurance through the state’s exchange have just over a week left before the deadline.

The state has received almost 1 million applications, with around 666,000 residents already enrolled.

The New York State of Health website reported on Thursday that about 995,000 New Yorkers have submitted online applications ahead of the March 31 deadline.

New Yorkers must apply before April in order to

A woman signs up through the exchange. / GETTY IMAGES

obtain health insurance through the exchange.

Of those applications, some 666,400 New Yorkers have been enrolled.

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Gov. Andrew Cuomo told reporters on Wednesday he would soon visit the East Harlem explosion site.

Cuomo said state

representatives have been at the scene since last week’s blast that killed eight people and injured 60. “I will visit the site, but we’ve been working very hard with the city administration.” CHESTER JESUS SORIA

A New Jersey teen sneaked up to the top of America’s tallest building on Sunday morning, officials said.

Justin Casquejo, 16, was arrested about 6 a.m. after police said he bypassed security and guards at One World Trade Center, making his way to the 104th floor.

Casquejo climbed through a 1-foot opening in a fence surrounding the building’s construction site about 4:10 a.m., according to Joseph Pentangelo, a spokesman for the Port Authority Police Department.

“I found a way up through the scaffolding, climbed onto the 6th floor

The teen slipped past a security guard, who was later fired. / GETTY IMAGES Top concern

“We take security and these types of infractions extremely seriously and will prosecute violators.”

Joseph Dunne, chief security officer for the Port Authority

and took the elevator up to the 88th floor. I then took the staircase up to 104th,” the teen is quoted as telling police, according to a criminal complaint.

On that floor, Pentangelo said, Casquejo eluded an “inattentive” security guard. The guard, who worked for a contractor, has been fired.

Investigators believe Casquejo spent two hours on top of the building.

When he was finally arrested about 6 a.m., a camera and his cellphone were seized, but investigators are still looking into whether Casquejo sneaked up the tower to take photographs.

Casquejo was charged with criminal trespass, a misdemeanor, as well as a trespass violation.

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Con Ed gives funds to nearly 90 people affected by NYC gas explosion Con Edison has made payments to nearly 90 survivors and other people displaced by the deadly gas explosion that leveled two apart-

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ment buildings in New York City last week to help them with living expenses, the utility company confirmed on Thursday.

The company declined to detail the amounts given to the 87 affected people.

It said the payments, which were made a week ago, were to cover living expenses for those

who lost their homes or have been forced to leave their homes.

Five women and three men were killed and dozens more were injured by the explosion in Manhattan’s East Harlem neighborhood on March 12, which occurred just moments after a resident in a nearby building reported a gas leak. REUTERS

A researcher holds a vial with the tuberculosis vaccine. / GETTY IMAGES

City reports small spike in cases of tuberculosis Test. New York has one of the highest rates of tuberculosis cases in the country.

New York City saw a slight increase in the number of tuberculosis cases last year.

The city’s Health Department reported the 1 percent jump in tuberculosis cases — up to 656 in 2013 compared to 651 in 2012. People infected with but not afflicted by tuberculosis rarely show symptoms, which is why the city wants more people to test for the disease.

Relatively speaking, the number isn’t a big jump for the city, keeping the number of cases to about eight for every 100,000 New

Yorker. Even so, the city still has one of the highest rates of tuberculosis cases in the country.

A growing diabetes epidemic and use of immune system weakening medications has lead to higher susceptibility to tuberculosis, health officials said.

The cases can be addressed with testing and treatment, officials said.

“If you come from a country where TB is common and have a medical condition such as diabetes or HIV, or are on medication for inflammatory conditions, ask your provider to test you for TB,” said Health Commissioner Dr. Mary Bassett in a statement.

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Biggest concentrations The highest concentrations of reported tuberculosis cases come from Sunset Park, West Queens and Flushing.

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The city revealed 84 percent of total tuberculosis cases were reported among individuals born

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The top five countries of origin among foreignborn persons found to have tuberculosis were China, Philippines, Bangladesh, Mexico and the Dominican Republic.

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Possible debris near Australia a ‘credible lead’ for missing jet

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Satellite image showing objects that may be possible debris of the missing plane are shown in a revised area 185 km to the southeast of the original search area. / GETTY IMAGES

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Officials said an aircraft had dropped a series of marker buoys in the area.

Aircraft and ships plowed through dire weather in search of objects floating in remote seas off Australia that Malaysia’s government called a “credible lead” in the trans-continental hunt for a jetliner missing for nearly two weeks.

New Zealand’s air force, whose P-3K2 Orion returned from a 2 1/2hour search mission in the Indian Ocean early on Friday, said it had found Miles

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The area where the objects were spotted is around 1,500 miles southwest of Perth, Australia, roughly corresponding to the far end of a southern track that investigators calculated the aircraft could have taken after it was diverted.

nothing that could have come from the missing plane.

“The crew never found any object of significance,” Kevin Short, air vice marshal at New Zealand’s Defense Forces, told Radio New Zealand.

“Visibility wasn’t very good, which makes it harder to search the surface of the water,” he said, adding that the plane had flown at around 1,000 feet over the sea.

The large objects which Australian officials said were spotted by satellite four days ago are the most promising find in days as searchers scour a vast area for the plane lost with 239 people on board.

A Norwegian merchant ship arrived in the area on Thursday, but officials cautioned it could take days to confirm if the objects were part of the Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777. Malaysia’s government said the search would continue elsewhere despite the sighting in the southern Indian Ocean.

A search for the plane that began in the tropical

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The larger of the objects measured up to 79 feet long and appeared to be floating in water several thousand meters deep, Australian officials said.

The second object was about 16 feet long. Arrows on the images pointed to two indistinct objects.

waters off Malaysia’s east coast has now switched to the vast, icy southern oceans between Australia, southern Africa and Antarctica.

In addition to the New Zealand craft, two Royal Australia Air Force AP-3C Orions and a U.S. Navy P-8 Poseidon were involved in Thursday’s search, which was called off late in the evening and will resume on Friday.

There have been many false leads and no confirmed wreckage found from Flight MH370 since it vanished from air traffic control screens off Malaysia’s east coast early on March 8, less than an hour after taking off from Kuala Lumpur for Beijing.

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Obama targets Putin allies as Russia races to finish its annexation of Crimea Moscow. Russia announces its own sanctions against senior U.S. politicians.

U.S. President Barack Obama raised the stakes in an East-West confrontation over Crimea on Thursday by targeting some of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s closest longtime political and business allies with personal sanctions.

The extension of visa bans and asset freezes into Putin’s inner circle came as Moscow rushed to consolidate the annexation of the Black Sea peninsula, seized from Ukraine last month, and to boost its military presence in the region.

Russian troops took over three Ukrainian warships in Crimea on Thursday, using stun grenades in one incident, a Ukrainian spokesman said. Kiev also said it had begun withdrawing its border guards, surrounded and outnumbered by Russian forces, from Crimea to the mainland.

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Security. Gitmo board weighs detention of bin Laden bodyguard A suspected Osama bin Laden bodyguard, who has been held at the Guantanamo Bay military prison for 12 years, faced a national security board on Thursday weighing whether he should remain in detention there.

Ali Ahmad al-Razihi, 33, is suspected of having been part of what intelligence officials call the Dirty 30 security detail around bin Laden.

Razihi’s hearing before the Periodic Review Board was to re-examine whether he should continue to be held without charge at Guantanamo Bay or be transferred, possibly home to Yemen. One

of the two U.S. military representatives for Razihi read a statement to the panel that said Razihi was focused on returning to Yemen, getting married and helping with the family fruit and vegetable business. REUTERS

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Members of the Russian armed forces stand guard around the Ukrainian military base in the village of Perevalne, 20 km south of Simferopol, on Thursday. / GETTY IMAGES Blacklist

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The 20 names added to the U.S. blacklist included Kremlin banker Yuri Kovalchuk and his Bank Rossiya, major oil and commodities trader Gennady Timchenko and the brothers Arkady and Boris Rotenberg, linked to big contracts on gas pipelines and at the Sochi Olympics, as well as Putin’s chief of staff and his deputy, the head of military intelligence and a railways chief.

Putin since the former KGB officer began his ascent to power in the mayor’s office of St. Petersburg in the 1990s.

Moscow reacted by announcing its own sanctions against senior U.S. politicians in retaliation against visa bans and asset freezes imposed by Washington on its citizens, with the foreign ministry saying U.S. action would “hit the United States like a boomerang.”

European Union leaders were meeting in Brussels to step up their own measures against Russia.

Officials said that while the EU would add a dozen names to its sanctions list and cancel a planned EURussia summit in Sochi, it would not go as far as Washington in hitting Putin’s money men.

“We will be a step behind the Americans,” a senior European diplomat said. REUTERS

Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps dies Fred Phelps, the pastor who led a small Kansas church’s vitriolic “God Hates F—s” anti-gay campaign at public events across the United States, including military funerals, has died, the church said Thursday.

Phelps, whose Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka won a 2011

freedom-of-speech U.S. Supreme Court decision related to its anti-gay picketing, died late Wednesday in a Kansas hospice.

He was 84. REUTERS

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It winds up in Jamaica at the Goldeneye estate, now a luxury hotel, where author and former intelligence agent Ian Fleming wrote some of the novels on which the films are based. REUTERS

Scrap dealer finds $20 million Faberge egg When a scrap metal dealer from the Midwest bought a golden ornament at a junk market, it never crossed his mind that he was the owner of a $20 million Faberge egg hailing from the court of imperial Russia.

In a mystery fit for the tumultuous history of Russia’s elite, the 3-inch egg was spirited out of St. Petersburg after the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution and then disappeared.

An unidentified Midwest man spotted the egg while searching for scrap gold and purchased it for $14,000, hoping to make a fast buck by selling it to the melting pot, but there were no takers.

He searched the Internet and realized he might have the egg that Russian Tsar Alexander III had given his wife for Easter in 1887. REUTERS

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Vatican library will digitize its archives and put them online The Vatican library began a project Thursday to digitize thousands of historical manuscripts,

dating from the origins of the church to the 20th century, and make them available online.

Working with the Japanese technology group NTT Data, the library intends to scan and digitally archive about 1.5 million pages from

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The reason I mention this has nothing to do with nudity. It has to do with a new study about how we get information. (“Naked and Looking for a Newspaper”!) The Media Insight Project surveyed a bunch of folks about how much they rely on TV, radio, papers and the Internet to get news, and found many fascinating details.

Among them: Only about one in three news consumers goes beyond the headlines.

I’ve always suspected this, but seeing it locked into numbers makes it more real (“Naked and Depressed”). I understand that we’re all busy. I understand that the world is full of information sources fighting for our attention. But I also understand, from many years of covering the news, that plenty of

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The Media Insight Project surveyed a bunch of folks about how much they rely on TV, radio, papers and the Internet to get news, and the researchers found many fascinating details. stories defy explanation and understanding when they are reduced to a single, truncated line.

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Returning shows you’re already watching

‘Game of Thrones’ HBO, returns April 6, 9 p.m.: Which beloved character will be brutally murdered by a conniving noble this year?

Perhaps just a light maiming?

If you’ve already read the books, keep it to yourself, and enjoy the return of everyone’s favorite fantasy version of a Shakespearean tragedy.

‘Veep’ HBO, returns April 6, 10 p.m.: Once you’ve finished watching the political maneuvering and betrayals on “Game of Thrones,” stick around for more of the same, but funnier and with more cursing — and Julia LouisDreyfus.

‘Mad Men’

‘Orange Is the New Black’

AMC, returns April 13, 10 p.m.: The final season of “Mad Men” premieres soon, but you’re only getting seven episodes before the show disappears again until — brace yourself — spring 2015 for the final 14. Comfort yourself with a martini this afternoon.

Netflix, returns June 6, midnight: Bit of a cliffhanger at the end of the first season! Presumably, everyone has kissed and made up in time for the second season of Netflix’s heartbreaking and hilarious prison drama.

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‘True Blood’

Showtime, returns April 13, 9 p.m.: Remember when Merritt Wever won an Emmy for this show and her entire acceptance speech was, “Thank you so much. I gotta go. Bye”?

Said so perfectly! Regardless of whatever urgent business she had at the Emmys, she found time to film the sixth season of this dark comedy.

HBO, returns June 15, 9 p.m.: The vampire/werewolf/fairy Southern gothic drama returns this June for a final season of love triangles and bad decisionmaking. There will probably be some new creatures and a series of hunky supernatural men with improbably hot gym bodies, because this show knows what you like.

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Reruns be damned!

Spring is here, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you shouldn’t stay inside and watch all of the great shows that are about to be back on TV. LISA WEIDENFELD

Returning shows you should be watching

Shows returning from 2001

‘24: Live Another Day’ Fox, returns May 5, 8 p.m.

Yes, that “24.” Antiterrorism agent Jack Bauer returns for another horribly stressful 24 hours of his life. No word yet on the return of the cougar.

‘Call the Midwife’ PBS, returns March 30, 8 p.m.: Few shows spend as much time addressing issues of systemic poverty as this one. Also, almost every episode features a scene of childbirth in all its gross and painful glory. If that doesn’t reel you in, the show is sweet, funny, well-acted and full of awesome period-specific costuming from the 1950s.

‘Orphan Black’ BBC America, returns April 19, 9 p.m.: Without spoiling too much (there’s still time for you to binge watch the first season on Amazon Prime before the premiere, so go do that now), this sci-fi drama has so far

featured the same actress in seven different roles, and she’s spectacular in all of them.

‘Rectify’ Sundance, returns June 19, 9 p.m.: This Sundance original, about a man released from prison after his rape/murder sentence is vacated because of new DNA evidence, was called “revelatory TV” in a review by the

TATIANA MASLANY PLAYS SEVEN DIFFERENT ROLES IN “ORPHAN BLACK.” / BBC AMERICA

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‘Drop Dead Diva’ Lifetime, returns March 23, 9 p.m.: A supermodel gets reincarnated as a plump lawyer to learn about inner beauty.

Since this is the final season, let’s hope she’s figured it out by now.

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‘Under the Dome’ ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ CBS, returns June 30, 10 p.m.: How many times have you heard a coworker ask, “Hey, did you see ‘Dome’ last night?

Unbelievable!”? Never, right?

Seriously, do people watch this show? Do people in the show ever walk into the dome wall?

We need to know, but we just can’t get over the hurdle of actually being interested enough to watch.

Comedy Central, returns April 1 at 10:30 p.m.: Season 1 of comedian Amy Schumer’s hybrid stand-up/sketch comedy show received mixed reviews, but the preview online for season 2 looks legit, with guests including Paul Giamatti, Janeane Garofalo, Rachel Dratch and Michael Ian Black.

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‘Trip Tank’ Comedy Central, premieres April 2, 10:30 p.m.: Various comedians and animation styles combine for a sketch comedy cartoon that’s likely to be obscene and offensive to some, quotable dinner conversation for others.

‘Last Week Tonight with John Oliver’ HBO, premieres April 27, 11 p.m.: HBO dips its toe in the “Daily Show” pond by stealing a popular “Daily Show” correspondent.

“Gang Related” premieres in May on Fox. / FOX

‘Salem’ WGN America, premieres April 20, 9 p.m.: Sure, you thought the Salem story was about the effects of mass hysteria in a puritanical New England town, but what if there were ACTUAL WITCHES involved?

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‘Gang Related’ Fox, premieres May 20, 9 p.m.: Ryan Lopez is a new member of his city’s gang task force, but he’s also … a member of a gang! Will his loyalties be tested? Will there be good guys in the police … but also in the gang? Signs point to yes.

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This spring, the hot topic is the people who make your technology. “Silicon Valley” comes from Mike Judge, of “Office Space”

and “Idiocracy” fame. Funny dudes are involved (see above) but the only woman appearing in the trailer is a stripper. Way to combat stereotypes about the tech world, guys.

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AMC, premieres June 1, 10 p.m.: Set in the ’80s, “Halt” is about a team of people who try to out-IBM IBM in the PC race. AMC has a pretty solid track record — minus “The Killing” — and we all need more ’80s music and clothing in our lives. This could be worth tuning in for ’80s hair alone.

Prestige programming that everyone will talk about

‘The Normal Heart’ HBO, premieres May 25 at 9 p.m.: This is HBO’s adaptation of the play about the early days of the AIDS crisis, and the

efforts of gay activists to raise awareness in an unforgiving world. Julia Roberts will deign to grace your TV set, and Ryan Murphy of “Glee” and “American Horror Story” directs.

Monsters, mayhem and revisionist history

‘Turn’ AMC, premieres April 6, 9 p.m.: Based on an actual spy ring, “Turn” is about a farmer and his friends becoming spies during the Revolutionary War. Reportedly, the real spies used invisible ink and coded messages in newspapers (and probably other cereal box prizes, as well).

the greener pastures of TV. Halle Berry plays an astronaut trying to readjust to life on Earth after a yearlong solo mission in space. The promos say she ends up changing “the course of human history,” so it’s a pretty big year for Halle.

‘The Strain’

FX, premieres some undetermined day in July: The head of the CDC in New York, who we feel obliged to inform you is named Ephraim Goodweather, works with his team to combat a virus that appears to be a form of vampirism. It’s based on a series of books by Guillermo del Toro, so that’s neat.

‘Penny Dreadful’ Showtime, premieres May 11, 10 p.m.: If you like camp, Gothic horror and Victorian London, “Penny” is for you. Timothy Dalton headlines this psychological thriller about literary monsters (Dorian Gray, Dr. Frankenstein, Josh Hartnett) running amok in London.

‘Extant’ CBS, premieres July 2, 9 p.m.: Another movie star heads to

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“I love the reactions from the audience and I think that’s part of what feeds the show, but it’s still a theater piece,” he says. “For some reason, the owners felt like my show could tolerate people bringing the drinks to their chairs, in super-size cups, so there was a lot of inappropriate behavior going on.”

And we’re talking more than phones going off.

“I almost crashed head to head with this guy because he ran onstage.”

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Those who couldn’t catch John Leguizamo’s one-man career retrospective, “Ghetto Klown,” when it was on Broadway and on tour now have another chance to see the rowdy, emotional performance: It’s coming to HBO Saturday night.

After four stand-up specials for HBO, Leguizamo is comfortable baring all on stage (emotionally, that is).

“You do develop a callus,” he says. But Leguizamo wouldn’t be able to be so vulnerable if he weren’t in tune with himself — a practice that he credits his therapist in helping him with.

“You can’t have a show like this and not go to therapy,” says the actor/comedian, who is very open about the fact that he sees a therapist. “You have to be very self-aware and want to be self-aware to be able to write a show about yourself, and a good show.”

Leguizamo says that there was no way he could present an honest account

of his life without touching upon negative experiences (“The audience knows when you’re fast-forwarding,” he says). He believes that turning his tough times — like a shaky relationship with his dad and a divorce — into art help him reframe the narrative and move on from them.

“A lot of artists use art to take control of it,” he says. “You recreate it lots of times until you can let it go. … I’m taking all my traumatic moments, making them funnier than they actually were, but reworking them and having control over them this time, as opposed to them controlling me. When you’re making the art you’re the god, and then you can see all the sides of it and it gives you distance. Then it’s not so toxic.”

“Ghetto Klown” took

eight years to develop, and Leguizamo worked to ensure it ran “like a clock.”

“I’m one person and I’m doing a lot of emotional things,” he says. “I have to have certain things be right on time and right on schedule so that I can just be a springboard and fly, not thinking about anything.” Being a method actor helps, he adds, because “it teaches you how to be crazy in front of a lot of people.”

Leguizamo says the show is his “magnum opus” and that it’s his last autobiographical performance. Up next, he’ll be doing a political or historical production of vignettes, in a tribute to his hero, Jonathan Winters.

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CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service NEED FOR SPEED (PG-13) 1:10, 4:05, 7:10, 10:10 NEED FOR SPEED 3D (PG-13) 10:55.

CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Vide;RealD 3D NON-STOP (PG-13) 1:15, 3:50, 6:40, 9:20. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service TYLER PERRY’S THE SINGLE MOMS’ CLUB (PG-13) Fri 11:25, 2:00, 4:50, 7:30, 10:20. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sat 11:257:30-10:20. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sun 11:252:00-4:50-7:30-10:20. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service

Regal E-Walk 13

212–777–FILM 260 West 23rd Street at 8th Avenue; Between 7th & 8th Avenues 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE (R) Fri 11:45, 4:35, 7:05; Sat 3:30-6:00-9:45.; Sun 11:45-4:35-7:05.

300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE 3D (R) Fri 2:10, 9:30; Sat 1:05.; Sun 2:10-9:30.

DIVERGENT (PG-13) Fri and Sat 10:15, 11:15, 1:15, 2:15, 4:15, 5:15, 7:15, 8:15, 10:15, 11:15, 12:10; Sun 10:15-11:15-1:152:15-4:15-5:15-7:15-8:15-10:15.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL (R) Fri and Sat 10:00, 10:30, 11:15, 12:20, 1:00, 1:45, 2:40, 3:30, 4:15, 5:00, 6:00, 6:45, 7:25, 8:30, 9:10, 9:50, 11:00, 11:40; Sun 10:00-10:30-11:15-12:20-1:00-1:452:40-3:30-4:15-5:00-6:00-6:45-7:258:30-9:10-9:50-11:00.

NON-STOP (PG-13) Fri 11:40, 2:10, 4:40, 7:10, 9:45; Sat 11:40-2:10-4:40-7:10.; Sun 11:40-2:10-4:40-7:10-9:45.

PHILOMENA (PG-13) 10:00, 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:20, 9:40 THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (R) Fri and Sat 12:00 STRANGER BY THE LAKE (L’INCONNU DU LAC) (NR) 1:50, 9:55 TRICK (1999) (R) Sat 10:00 THE WIND RISES (KAZETACHINU) (PG13) 11:05, 4:15, 7:00

800–326–3264 247 W 42nd St @ 8th Ave - In Times Square ABOUT LAST NIGHT (R) 11:55, 2:35, 5:15, 8:00, 10:40. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service BAD WORDS (R) 11:30, 12:30, 1:50, 2:50, 4:10, 5:10, 6:40, 7:40, 9:10, 10:10, 11:30, 12:30. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service FROZEN (PG) 11:45, 2:20, 5:00, 7:45, 10:30. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service THE LEGO MOVIE IN 3D (PG) Sat and Sun 11:25, 1:55, 4:35, 7:05.

CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Vide;RealD 3D THE LEGO MOVIE (PG) 12:25, 3:00, 5:35, 8:15, 10:50. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN (PG) Fri 1:00, 3:25, 6:00, 8:30, 10:55. CC/DVSClosed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sat and Sun 12:10-1:00-2:453:25-5:25-6:00-8:30-10:55. CC/DVSClosed Captions & Descriptive Video Service MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN 3D (PG) 11:20, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30, 11:55.

CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service REPENTANCE (R) Fri 9:55, 12:15; Sat and Sun 9:40-12:10.

RIDE ALONG (PG-13) 11:40, 2:10, 4:40, 7:15, 9:50, 12:20. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service TYLER PERRY’S THE SINGLE MOMS’ CLUB (PG-13) Fri 10:00, 12:45. RPX; Fri 11:00-12:00-12:50-1:40-2:40-3:30-4:205:20-6:10-7:10-8:10-9:00-11:00-12:00.

CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sat and Sun 12:0012:50-2:40-3:30-5:20-6:10-8:10-9:0011:00-12:00. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sat and Sun 11:00-1:40-4:20-7:1010:00-12:45. RPX THE WIND RISES (KAZETACHINU) (PG13) Fri 10:45; Sat and Sun 7:50-10:45.

Regal Battery Park Stadium 11 800–326–3264 629 102 North End Avenue - Vesey & West Street 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE (R) 12:10, 5:15, 10:30. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE 3D (R) 2:45, 7:50. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Vide;RealD 3D DIVERGENT (PG-13) Fri 12:00, 1:00, 3:10, 4:10, 6:20, 7:20, 9:40, 10:40, 11:35, 12:30. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sat 12:001:00-3:10-4:10-6:20-7:20-9:40-10:4011:35. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service; Sun 12:001:00-3:10-4:10-6:20-7:20-9:40-10:40.

CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video Service THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL (R)

Bow Tie Chelsea Cinemas

AMC Magic Johnson Harlem 9 888–AMC–4FUN 2309 Frederick Douglass Boulevard & 124th Street 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE (R) Fri and Sat 11:15, 4:35, 9:55. CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation; Sun 12:15-5:35-11:00.

CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE 3D (R) Fri and Sat 2:00, 7:15. CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D; Sun 2:55-8:20. CCClosed Captions;RealD 3D DIVERGENT (PG-13) 10:00, 12:00, 1:15, 3:15, 4:30, 6:20, 7:45, 9:30, 10:50. CCClosed Captions;Digital Presentation THE LEGO MOVIE (PG) 10:00, 12:30, 5:45. CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN (PG) 11:45, 5:00, 10:00. CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN 3D (PG) 2:30, 7:30. CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D MUPPETS MOST WANTED (PG) 10:45, 1:30, 3:00, 4:15, 7:00, 9:15. CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation NEED FOR SPEED (PG-13) 10:35, 4:45, 11:00. CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation NEED FOR SPEED 3D (PG-13) 1:40, 7:55. CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D NON-STOP (PG-13) 11:55, 2:35, 5:15, 8:00, 10:35. CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation TYLER PERRY’S THE SINGLE MOMS’ CLUB (PG-13) 10:15, 1:00, 3:45, 6:30, 8:15, 9:45, 11:10.

CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation

AMC Loews Orpheum 7 888–AMC–4FUN 3rd Avenue & 86th Street DIVERGENT (PG-13) Fri 10:00, 12:30, 1:10, 3:45, 4:25, 7:00, 7:45, 10:10, 10:50.

CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation; Sat 10:0012:30-1:10-3:45-4:25-7:00-7:45-10:1010:50. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation; Sun 10:00-12:30-1:10-3:45-4:25-7:008:00-10:10. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation THE LEGO MOVIE (PG) 11:00, 1:30, 4:00, 6:45, 9:20. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN (PG) Fri and Sat 10:30, 3:00, 7:30. CC/DVSClosed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation; Sun 11:203:10-7:30. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN 3D (PG) Fri and Sat 12:45, 5:20, 9:50. CC/DVSClosed Captions & Descriptive Video;RealD 3D; Sun 12:45-5:30-9:50.

CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;RealD 3D NEED FOR SPEED (PG-13) 10:15, 4:15, 10:30. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation NEED FOR SPEED 3D (PG-13) 1:20, 7:15. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;RealD 3D NON-STOP (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:20, 2:00, 4:40, 7:20, 10:00. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation; Sun 2:00-4:40-7:2010:00. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation TYLER PERRY’S THE SINGLE MOMS’ CLUB (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:40, 2:30, 5:10, 8:00, 10:40. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation; Sun 11:40-2:30-5:10-7:4510:20. CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video;Digital Presentation

AMC Loews Village 7 888–AMC–4FUN 66 Third Avenue at 11th Street BAD WORDS (R) 9:50, 10:40, 12:10, 2:30, 3:20, 4:50, 7:20, 8:00, 9:45.C INDEPENDENT;CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation BLOOD TIES (R) 10:00, 1:05, 4:00, 7:10, 10:15.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation DALLAS BUYERS CLUB (R) Fri and Sat 10:00, 1:00, 3:50, 6:35, 9:25.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation; Sun 1:00-3:50-6: 35-9:25.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation GRAVITY 3D (PG-13) 1:00, 5:40, 10:20.

CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D THE LEGO MOVIE IN 3D (PG) 10:40, 4:00, 9:15. CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D THE LEGO MOVIE (PG) 1:20, 6:40. CCClosed Captions;Digital Presentation NEED FOR SPEED (PG-13) 10:20, 4:40, 10:50. CC-Closed Captions;Digital Presentation NEED FOR SPEED 3D (PG-13) 1:30, 7:50. CC-Closed Captions;RealD 3D VERONICA MARS (PG-13) 11:00, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation

City Cinemas Village East Cinema 800–FAN–DANG 2708 181-189 Second Avenue BETHLEHEM (NR) 11:30, 1:50, 4:10 A BIRDER’S GUIDE TO EVERYTHING (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:55; Sun 11:00-1:05-3:105:15-7:20-9:20.

G E KI J O- B A N T IG E R & B U NNY - TH E RISING (NR) MCCANICK (R) Fri and Sat 12:00; Sun MUPPETS MOST WANTED (PG) Fri and Sat 10:45, 11:35, 12:25, 1:15, 2:05, 2:55, 3:45, 4:35, 5:25, 6:15, 7:05, 7:55, 8:45, 9:45, 10:25, 11:15; Sun 10:4511:35-12:25-1:15-2:05-2:55-3:45-4:355:25-6:15-7:05-7:55-8:45-9:45-10:25.

NEBRASKA (R) 7:00, 9:35 OMAR (NR) Fri and Sat 11:10, 1:25, 3:40, 5:55, 8:10, 10:25; Sun 1:25-3:40-5:558:10-10:25.

TIM’S VERMEER (PG-13) 11:30, 1:30, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30

Angelika Film Center New York 800–FAN–DANG 18 West Houston at Mercer Street ANITA (NR) ENEMY (R) 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10:00, 12:00 THE GREA T BEA UTY (LA GR AND E BELLEZZA) (NR) 10:15, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15,

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10:15 LE WEEK-END (UN WEEK-END ‡ PARIS) (R) 10:10, 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50, 11:45 THE LUNCHBOX (DABBA) (PG) 10:00, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:10, 10:35 ROB THE MOB (R) 10:45, 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 10:20

Lincoln Plaza Cinemas 212–757–2280 1886 Broadway BETHLEHEM (NR) 12:25 THE GREA T BEAU TY (LA GR AND E BELLEZZA) (NR) 2:20, 5:00, 7:40, 10:20 JODOROWSKY’S DUNE (PG-13) 11:25, 1:20, 3:25, 5:25, 7:25, 9:30 JUST A SIGH (LE TEMPS DE L’AVENTURE) (NR) 12:20, 2:40, 4:50, 7:00, 9:10 LE WEEK-END (UN WEEK-END ‡ PARIS) (R) 11:15, 1:10, 3:15, 5:30, 7:35, 9:40 THE LUNCHBOX (DABBA) (PG) 11:30, 1:30, 3:40, 5:50, 8:05, 10:15 ON MY WAY (ELLE S’EN VA) (NR) 11:45, 2:00, 4:20, 6:40, 9:00

AMC Loews 84th Street 6 888–AMC–4FUN 2310 Broadway 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE (R) 12:30.

Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE 3D (R) Fri and Sat 10:00, 3:00, 5:25, 8:00, 11:20, 12:20. RealD 3D;Reserved Seating; Sun 10:00-3:00-5:25-8:0011:15. RealD 3D;Reserved Seating DIVERGENT (PG-13) Fri and Sat 9:45, 10:45, 12:50, 1:50, 4:00, 5:00, 7:15, 8:15, 9:15, 10:20, 11:50.

Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating; Sun 9:45-10:45-12:50-1:50-4:00-5:00-7:158:10-9:15-10:20.

Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL (R) 9:30, 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN (PG) 11:30, 4:20, 9:30.

Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN 3D (PG) Fri 2:00, 6:45. RealD 3D;Reserved Seating; Sat and Sun 9:15-2:00-6:45. RealD 3D;Reserved Seating NON-STOP (PG-13) 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:00, 10:30.

Digital Presentation;Reserved Seating

AMC Loews 19th St. East 6 888–AMC–4FUN 890 Broadway At 19th St. AMERICAN HUSTLE (R) Fri and Sat 10:55, 1:15, 4:30, 7:40, 10:30. Digital Presentation; Sun 1:15-4:30-7:40-10:30.

Digital Presentation AMERICAN REVOLUTIONARY: THE E VO L U T I O N O F G RA C E L E E BO G GS (NR) 11:00, 2:05, 5:00, 7:25, 9:40.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation THE LEGO MOVIE IN 3D (PG) 4:45.

RealD 3D THE LEGO MOVIE (PG) 11:40, 2:15, 7:20, 9:55. Digital Presentation MUPPETS MOST WANTED (PG) 11:05, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:20. Digital Presentation NEED FOR SPEED (PG-13) 10:50, 4:25, 10:20. Digital Presentation NEED FOR SPEED 3D (PG-13) 1:55, 7:15.

RealD 3D VERONICA MARS (PG-13) Fri and Sat 11:45, 2:25, 5:05, 7:50, 10:50.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation; Sun 11:15-2:25-5:05-7:50-10:50.C INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation

Landmark Sunshine Cinema 212–260–7289 687 Houston St. betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.

12 YEARS A SLAVE (R) 7:05, 9:50 NYMPHOMANIAC: VOLUME I (NR) Fri and Sat 12:10, 1:10, 2:30, 3:30, 4:45, 5:50, 7:15, 8:15, 9:40, 11:30; Sun 12:101:10-2:30-3:30-4:45-5:50-7:15-8:159:40.

PHILOMENA (PG-13) 12:05, 2:35, 5:00 THE PRINCESS BRIDE (PG) Fri and Sat 12:00 TEENAGE (NR) 12:00, 1:45, 3:45, 5:45, 7:40, 9:45 THE WIND RISES (KAZETACHINU) (PG13) 2:25, 7:30. SUBTITLED; 11:55-4:5510:00.

City Cinemas Beekman Theatre 212–585–4141 1271 Second Avenue BLOOD TIES (R) 10:55, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:45 DIVERGENT (PG-13) 10:30, 1:30, 4:30, 7:35, 10:35

www.metro.us Weekend, March 21-23, 2014

FILMS

Loyal fans won’t rebel

Muppet movie

In the green zone “Muppets Most Wanted” begins with our heroes panicking over how to follow up their 2011 reboot, and mocking the very idea of sequels in song. A more subversive number would assert that sequels are a chance to ditch the pomp and burdensome introductions of a first film and just have fun. (Not that “The Muppets” was remotely tedious.)

Of course, “Muppets Most Wanted” doesn’t have the benefit of earthquaking nostalgia, which the first both exploited and explored. It has to be judged on its own merits. And luckily it’s a sprightly and terminally silly construction, certainly the oddest plotted of any of the Muppet movies. It finds Kermit and company preyed upon by Dominic Badguy (Ricky Gervais), who convinces them to rush into a European tour.

In truth, he’s a thief whose partner, Constantine, is a dead ringer for Kermit,

Rowlf accompanies Miss Piggy as she launches into another Celine Dion number. / DISNEY

save a sinister mole.

There’s a token homily, but it doesn’t come until the very end. It’s mostly goofing around. This is a far loopier film than the first, with cameos both wearyingly token (Usher, Gaga) and bizarre (Frank Langella! Miranda Richardson!) Constantine gets the best song, in which he dons a leisure suit to croon about armadillos. (Actually, the best number goes to Ray Liotta and Danny Trejo singing Boyz II Men. This movie is weird.)

“Muppets Most Wanted” is “Help!” to the first one’s “A Hard Day’s Night”

— a freewheeling block of inventive nonsense that will go undervalued.

That said, it does tragically shortchange Rowlf and Gonzo. MATT PRIGGE Review ‘Muppets Most Wanted’ Director: James Bobin Stars: Ricky Gervais, Tina Fey Rating: PG

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“GRAND ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH A WORD FOR THIS ‘BUDAPEST HOTEL.’

GREAT IS MORE LIKE IT.” TIME Richard Corliss

RALPH FIENNES F. MURRAY ABRAHAM MATHIEU AMALRIC ADRIEN BRODY WILLEM DAFOE JEFF GOLDBLUM HARVEY KEITEL JUDE LAW BILL MURRAY EDWARD NORTON SAOIRSE RONAN JASON SCHWARTZMAN LÉA SEYDOUX TILDA SWINTON TOM WILKINSON OWEN WILSON introducing TONY REVOLORI

AMC EMPIRE 25 42ND ST. BET. 7TH & 8TH AVE. 888.AMC.4FUN 10:25AM, 11:45, 1:05, 2:25, 3:45, 5:05, 6:25, 7:45, 9:05, 10:25, 11:45, 1AM AMC LOEWS LINCOLN SQUARE 13 B’WAY & 68TH ST. 888.AMC.4FUN 9:20AM, 10:30, 12:15, 2:50, 5:20, 6:40, 7:55, 9:20, 10:35, 11:50 AMC LOEWS 84TH STREET 6 B’WAY AT 84TH ST. 888.AMC.4FUN 9:30AM, 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10

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CITY CINEMAS CINEMA 1, 2, 3 3RD AVE. AT 60TH ST. 800.FANDANGO #2705 10:45AM, 11:45, 1, 2, 3:20, 4:30, 5:40, 7, 8, 9:25, 10:15 CITY CINEMAS EAST 86TH STREET CINEMAS 86TH BET. 2ND & 3RD AVE. 800.FANDANGO #2706 10AM, 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15, 11:30

AMC LOEWS KIPS BAY 15 2ND AVE. AT 32ND ST. 888.AMC.4FUN 9:45AM, 10:40, 12:15, 1:05, 2:45, 3:30, 5:15, 6, 7:45, 8:30, 9:45, 10:30 BOW TIE CINEMAS CHELSEA CINEMAS 23RD ST. BET. 7TH & 8TH AVE. 212.691.5519 10AM, 11:15, 12:20, 1:45, 2:40, 4:15, 5, 6:45, 7:25, 9:10, 9:50, 11:40

REGAL ENTERTAINMENT GROUP UNION SQUARE STADIUM 14 13TH ST. & BROADWAY 800.FANDANGO #628 11AM, 12:10, 1:30, 2:50, 4, 5:30, 6:30, 7, 8, 9, 9:30, 10:50, 11:40, 12AM REGAL ENTERTAINMENT GROUP BATTERY PARK STADIUM 11 WEST SIDE HWY. @ VESEY ST. 800.FANDANGO #629 12, 2:30, 5, 7:45, 10:15, 12:10AM

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Book to movie.

Don’t worry — the “Divergent” movie hews pretty close to the novel.

Virtually anytime a movie based on a best-selling book comes out, waves of criticism follow about the differences between the two.

But now that “Divergent” is (finally) in theaters, critical readers will be hard pressed to find inconsistencies.

The movie sticks extremely close to the book: The characters look like they should, post-apocalyptic Chicago is as bleak as described, and the sexual tension between Tris (Shailene Woodley) and Four (Theo James) is as

thick as author Veronica Roth intended.

When we spoke with Maggie Q, who plays Tori, and Mekhi Phifer, who plays Dauntless leader Max, both actors told us that while Roth was on set most of the time, she kept her opinions to herself. “She’s just so thrilled that all this is happening,” said Maggie Q. “She’s really smart and thoughtful about what we’re doing with the film, but she was in no way looking over people’s shoulders. She was just so open, which I think is really cool because when it’s your material, sometimes you get too close to it.”

Still, many actors did use Roth as a resource on set, asking specific questions about their characters’ backstories and soliciting the author’s insight.

But while some actors took advantage of Roth’s presence and the book, Phifer chose to study the script instead, in fear that the book would get in the way of how his character had been adapted for the film.

“I want to read them [eventually], but I didn’t want to be jaded,” he told us.

In a past interview, Woodley mentioned that the book is 400 pages and

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Von Trier. Let’s talk about sex (and fly fishing)

The attraction between Tris and Four builds almost as slowly onscreen as it does in the book. / SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT

the script is only 90 pages, so of course some things have to be left out. This presents itself primarily in some of the interrelationships between the characters, not the action or fighting. The romantic relationship between Christina (Zoe Kravitz) and Will (Ben LloydHughes) is boiled down to a fun flirtation. Al (Christian Madsen) also plays a

much smaller part than in the book, not really forming any close friendships.

Still, the elements of the book that matter most are truly brought to life on the big screen. For fans of the series, the movie will be far from a letdown — it will be a sweet reward.

EMILY LAURENCE @EmLaurence

emily.laurence@metro.us

Get Discovered

Lars Von Trier is a funny guy. This might not always be apparent, given that he’s tortured an almost blind Bjork (“Dancer in the Dark”), immolated the planet in a fiery apocalypse (“Melancholia”) and had Charlotte Gainsbourg snip off a certain ladypart with rusty scissors (“Antichrist”). But even his most heinous onscreen acts are played with a sense of P.T. Barnum relish.

Indeed, “Nymphomaniac” is the warmest and funniest film he’s ever made, even though it’s about a sex addict (GainsReview ‘Nymphomaniac: Volume I’ Director: Lars Von Trier Stars: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgard Rating: NR

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COMPLIMENTARY ACTING & MODELING WORKSHOP

Felicity Gilbert and Stacy Martin eye Shia LaBeouf in “Nymphomaniac: Volume I.” / CHRISTIAN GEISNAES

bourg again) recounting her shags with a revolving door of strangers, plus Shia LaBeouf.

Admittedly, “warm” only describes the first “volume” of “Nymphomaniac,” which has been divided in two. (“Volume II” will be out April 4, while a second, even longer version with hardcore inserts, will come later.) It does start grim, with Gainsbourg’s Joe lying, bloody, in a dirty alley. She’s rescued by a recluse, Seligman (Stellan Skarsgard), who becomes her sounding board as she recounts tales of her

youthful hyper-prurience (when she’s played by Stacy Martin).

Actually, he’s not a sounding board at all. A bookworm and virgin, he constantly interrupts her with digressions, semirelated stories, anything that doesn’t have to do with sex. He talks about fly fishing. Later, he will talk about rugelach. (It’s all germane — sort of.) Seligman essentially functions as living footnotes, annotating Joe’s stories with all the brainy references that the less gutter-minded sect of “Nymphomaniac”’s audience will get. It’s a running

gag, and a hilarious one, that adds rich texture to a film that would perhaps be monotonous without it.

As for the boinking itself, it is — at least in this quasi-sanitized cut — nonjudgmental and refreshingly not miserable.

In fact, it’s not very sexy, even when the actors are grappling with prosthetics.

But it’s about more than sex. It’s a big, open film, one that finds Von Trier prankish and, at times, disarmingly sincere. Its fragmented nature means it’s not entirely traumatic when it suddenly stops.

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Andrew Rannells lends his voice to the Pops Theater. The actor shows o his chops this weekend at Carnegie Hall. “The Book of Mormonâ€? and “Girlsâ€? actor Andrew Rannells will be doing a concert at Carnegie Hall Friday, performing showtunes with Broadway veteran Stephanie J. Block.

Steven Reineke, music director of The New York Pops, asked the two actors to choose the songs. “That’s kind of like a dream come true, for a singer just to say ‘These are the songs I want to do,’�

Rannells told us over coffee a couple weeks before the show.

Rannells had been friends with Block for years, he said, but this is the first time they’d had

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Something that’s not disappointing to Rannells?

The fact that he’s been promoted to a series regular on “Girls.� He’ll start filming the fourth season in

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full-time. He moved to L.A. to do “The New Normal,� which was canceled after one season.

On both TV shows Rannells has played gay characters, but that’s not something he’d sought out. “It’s something that just happened,� he said. “I’ve been asked a lot if I think that I’ve been pigeon-holed because I’m gay. I feel like I’ve been given the opportunity to play very different gay people. Just because they are gay doesn’t mean it’s all the same thing. I don’t seek it out, but I do seek out jobs that sort of allow me to show different and well-rounded people in general, complex people, and if they happen to be gay, that’s fine.�

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GOSSIP When we talk about “Glee� star Naya Rivera’s breasts, in detail, as we’re about to do, let’s agree on one thing: She’s always been a surprisingly busty girl. Those sporty uniforms that she and Dianna Agron rocked for so long on “Glee� did a pretty good job of hiding the headlights, but if you look at red carpet photos, you can tell that Naya’s curves were always there.

However, there are curves, and then there are curves. Rumors are spreading that Naya had recently gotten some surgical enhancement after she posted this beach pic on her Instagram, rocking some Kardashian-level proportions (to the evident delight of her fiance, Big Sean).

So did Naya get a breast enhancement? Not so, insists a source — it’s just a case of a flattering camera angle and a very padded bikini top, according to E! Online. Which seems, well, not likely, but possible. Breasts are a mysterious thing. There’s definitely padding going on there, but whether it’s on the inside or outside is difficult to tell. Let’s reserve judgment until “Glee� comes back and we can see those puppies in action. MELINDA TAUB

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Cameron Diaz sure is a Debbie Downer. “Everybody has been cheated on, everyone will be cheated on. I can’t fix that, I don’t know how,� Diaz tells the British edition of OK! Magazine. [Editor’s note: Please don’t confuse The Diaz by telling her it is possible to not cheat on someone if you just decide not to cheat on someone.]

Diaz is also fine not having kids, because that means she can travel. [Editor’s note: Please don’t confuse The Diaz by telling her it is possible to buy your child a plane ticket.]

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Lohan ďŹ res her sober living coach Lindsay Lohan’s vows to lead a cleaner life postrehab are coming into question after she reportedly ďŹ red her sober living coach, Michael Cormier, once ďŹ lming had been completed on her Oprah Winfrey-produced reality show, according to Radar Online. “Lindsay immediately hired Michael to be her sober living coach and companion. He moved from Los Angeles to New York City to be with her 24/7,â€? a source says. “But as soon as the cameras were packed up, Lindsay gave Michael the pink slip, and he hasn’t heard from her since.â€? The cost of such a service might have been

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Aries | March 21-April 20.

It may take some extra effort on your part to get things moving. Change your tactics if you aren’t getting the desired results.

Taurus | April 21-May 21.

Someone may try to include you in a dubious situation. Don’t damage your reputation by becoming involved in something that goes against your beliefs.

Gemini | May 22-June 20.

A new solution to an old problem will come your way. Show concern. Your objectivity may be called upon to defuse problem.

Cancer | June 21-July 22.

Be more aggressive in your drive to get ahead. Decisive action will give you the payoff you are looking for.

Leo | July 23-Aug. 22.

A love connection is possible. You need to add some vitality to your life.

Find a subject you are enthusiastic about, then get out and mingle.

Libra | Sept. 23-Oct. 22.

Those around you are inspired by your knowledge and insight. Your confidence makes you a dynamic presence.

Capricorn | Dec. 22-Jan 20. You will soon see the benefits of your hard work.

A project will be successful if you keep your intentions under your hat.

Scorpio|Oct. 23-Nov. 21. Try not to get stuck on one thing when there is so much to do. You will accomplish more if you show greater diversity.

Aquarius | Jan. 21-Feb 18.

There is a positive atmosphere surrounding your domestic life. Be sure to spend some time nurturing important relationships.

Virgo | Aug. 23-Sept. 22.

You may be thrown off balance by a troubling situation at home. Stick to your original objectives. It’s not the right time to make a commitment.

Sagittarius | Nov. 22Dec. 21. You may be easygoing, but don’t allow anyone to treat you badly.

If you don’t stand up for yourself, you will be taken for granted in the future.

Pisces | Feb. 19-March 20.

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Do your best to find a solution. BERNICE BEDE OSOL

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Be more like Truman, Obama Following a question on the Keystone pipeline, Secretary John Kerry said that after gathering all the information, he would make a recommendation to the president. But one wonders why, after more than five years of exhaustive study, President Obama cannot make up his own mind by himself.

It has become painfully obvious that he wants to delay as long as possible and then distance himself from whatever decision is finally made.

Obama also needs to decide if we are to export natural gas to Europe to counter the Russian stranglehold.

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Instead, Obama has endless useless conversations with Putin and promises incremental sanctions. Harry Truman was admired as a president who could rapidly make a firm decision and stick to it. Obama needs to be more like Truman.

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Parise makes return to Jersey for first time NHL. The former Devils captain spent all of last season in Minnesota, but hadn’t returned until Thursday.

Zach Parise did not expect the Devils to honor him, but as the one-time franchise cornerstone explained Thursday morning, it’s not personal. It’s just the Devils’ way.

The game Thursday night was Parise’s first against the Devils since leaving the franchise in 2012. Parise signed a 13year, $98 million deal to play for his hometown Minnesota Wild.

Parise agreed to the deal weeks after captaining the Devils to the Stanley Cup Final against the Kings. The Devils lost the series in six

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Zach Parise has 83 points (41 goals and 42 assists) in his season and a half in Minnesota.

games, but Parise called the run his “best memory, hockey-wise,� of a tenure with the Devils that saw the left wing record 410 points in 502 games. “Anytime you’re on a team like that and you go to the [Final], it’s special,�

SOME SPRING STATS DO MATTER Baseball players use spring training to work on a new swing, stretch out their arms and soak up sunshine. On the surface, preseason stats mean nothing.

But buried deeper, we can find nuggets worth sinking our teeth into.

NBA pickups Time to scour the waiver wire for these players:

Speed demon With an average draft position around 127, Reds outfielder Billy Hamilton is more mid-round value than true sleeper. But those with an eye on spring statistics will take him far closer to the fifth round than the 10th.

The 23-year-old Hamilton already has six walks and 10 hits in 33 plate appearances, squashing the concerns he won’t be able to get on base enough to use his speed.

He’s tied with the Dodgers’ Dee Gordon for the most steals in spring

Jimmy Rollins is one to avoid.

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Slow your Roll Last year, Jimmy Rollins hit .252 with six homers, 39 RBIs and 22 steals.

Yet some are absolutely convinced he still has something left in the tank.

The Phillies aren’t among those people, especially given recent rumors they want to trade him as soon as possible. Rollins is hit-

ting .091 with one homer and one steal through 27 spring plate appearances.

There’s a lot more name than game in the 35-yearold Rollins. Avoid him.

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Parise said. “You remember things like that. It’s my last memory so it’s the freshest.

That was the most fun.�

In the end, the lure of plying his trade in front of family and friends was the final determining factor for a player whose departure — and those of Ilya Kovalchuk and David Clarkson the following season — have left a gaping void that the Devils have yet to fill. “You never want to see one of your own players go somewhere else,� Parise said, when asked how he anticipated the fan reaction to him. “I understand that.�

Legendary Devils goaltender Martin Brodeur wasn’t as diplomatic before the game, saying the fans are “for sure� angry about letting Parise get away.

DENIS GORMAN @DenisGorman sports@metro.us

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It became official Thursday when Cromartie signed a one-year deal with Arizona.

Jets general manager John Idzik was asked about the Cromartie signing on a conference call Thursday and said the team was “going to monitor� Cromartie’s search for a team. As it turned out, they didn’t have to monitor him for long. METRO

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