February 2012

February 14, 2012

The official student newspaper of Lower Merion High School since 1929

Volume 83, Issue 5

Boys’ basketball district preview J. Comer/J. Niemtzow

Class of 2012

Before the start of the season, Coach Gregg Downer professed patience in regard to the district and state playoffs, establishing the primary goal to win the Central League.

Thus far, the Aces have crushed the competition, averaging a 27-point margin of victory in Central League play. The Aces were able to complete their dominant run with an undefeated league record in the Central League playoffs for the first time since 1996.

According to the high school sports website maxpreps.com, at press time, the Aces rank 4th in Pennsylvania, but second among AAAA public schools. LM is ranked one spot behind of St. Joseph’s Prep, whom the Aces beat earlier this season, and five spots above Scranton after 10 and 34-point victories respectively against those teams. Roman Catholic and Emmaus, the Aces only two losses, still find themselves ranked highly despite late season losses.

See BASKETBALL, page 15

Ladies in comedy Haydn Hornstein-Platt

Class of 2013 Over the past few decades, women are gaining a stronger presence in fields that have typically been male dominated. The female gender is moving forward in the fields of politics, business, and athletics. Putting aside the issue of salary inequality, it’s becoming harder to argue that we live in a man’s world. In our last presidential election, the close second to Barack Obama as the Democratic candidate was a woman, Hillary Clinton. Now ladies like Indra Nooyi, Sheryl Sandberg, and Jill Abramson are pushing women to the forefront of their fields and paving the way for future generations of gender equality.

Watch out men… we’re taking comedy. Since Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke in 1978, a new type of film has emerged in America: The Stupid and Usually Intoxicated Adventure Comedy. Some examples include: Harold and Kumar, American Pie, The Hangover, Superbad, and most recently, Bridesmaids (2011). What’s the

See COMEDY, page 11

Photo by Chris Conwell/Staff

Senior Sarah Cramer and junior Andrew Pasquier try to eat 100 marshmallows during the Centennial celebration.

A centennial on Montgomery Avenue

Vered Schwell

Class of 2012 February at LMHS has been characterized by a wide variety of events: a Players show, basketball games, a guest speaker, and the 100th Anniversary event.

On Tuesday, February 7, the 100th Anniversary event, planned and run by a subcommittee of Student Council, the centennial committee; included many festivities. On the 100th morning of the 2011-2012 school year Student Council, armed with white and maroon face paint, greeted students.

“Today is the 100th day of the 100th year on our Montgomery Avenue campus,” said senior Hannah Smolar, a centennialcommittee head, “We’re holding competitions at lunches, selling shirts, and using candy as prizes.”

The first 100 students who came into school that morning wearing one of the centennial shirts were awarded doughnuts and many others purchased a shirt at lunch. Furthermore, tickets were placed around the school and if found could be turned in for a bag of candy during lunch.

“I found one,” said senior Samriddhi Sharma. “I am really excited about the candy!”

Candy and t-shirts aside, the 100th day of the 100th year is truly a momentous day. A school celebrates its first century only once. “[LMHS] has been an anchor in the community [for one hundred years], both as a physical structure and as a state of mind,” commented physics teacher Eugene Guay.

See CENTENNIAL CELEBRATION, page 3

BuildOn competes New regulations in local food drive for teen drivers Madelyn Schaeffer

Class of 2015

LM’s BuildOn chapter is hosting a Philabundance food drive, which will also potentially help raise money to send members to Haiti.

Philabundance is a non-profit food bank that is the largest hunger relief organization that serves the Philadelphia and Delaware Valley region. Hunger affects around five hundred thousand people in the Delaware Valley area. Philabundance helps directly provide food to 65,000 people.

This food drive is a twofold event because, even though the main goal is to give food to the needy, there is a competition going on too. There are around twenty different schools participating in the area and the school that raises the most food, by weight, will receive a ten thousand dollar cash prize. The runners-up also win a large sum of money. LM will receive news of the winner on April 19. Although this competition happens every year, LM is participating this year for the first time.

BuildOn has promised that if LM wins, all the money will go to

help build the school in Haiti.

“We are two-thirds of the way to our goal. We have raised fortyfour thousand and we need to raise sixty….every single penny goes to the construction of our school in Haiti,” BuildOn sponsor Tom Reed reported.

The students going to Haiti, also known as Trekkies, are hoping to ensure that as many students as possible participate in the drive.

“It is a really good way to get the whole school involved, and make everyone feel like they are a part of our mission,” said sophomore Trekkie Elyssa Clauson.

There are rewards promised to those who donate. There will be collection competitions between grade levels, advisories and classes.

Students can bring in nonperishable foods such as canned and boxed goods to Reed’s room from February 15 to March 2.

On February 8, there was a pep rally at Penncrest High School for all the schools participating, where ten BuildOn members represented LM along with Ace the Bulldog and Reed.

“Exciting things are on the way!” said Reed.

Hannah Schaeffer

Class of 2012

Teens across Pennsylvania are now subject to recently passed driving regulations, limiting the number of passengers and refining the process of receiving a license. At the end of 2011, Pennsylvania joined the majority of states, including New Jersey and Delaware, which enforce these new limits on teen drivers.

State lawmakers imposed multiple new restrictions on teens once they pass the state’s driving test and receive their junior license at sixteen and a half or above.

Driving without a seat belt is now a primary offense for teen drivers and their passengers. That means police can pull over a vehicle just for that violation alone.

Teens now can drive no more than one nonfamily passenger for the first six months after getting a license. The law

Photo by Chris Conwell/Staff

Police can now pull over teen drivers just for not wearing a seatbelt.

See DRIVING, page 2

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NEWS

The Merionite

LMHS discusses future of AP courses Restrictions limit Gilad Doron teens on the road Class of 2012 LM’s administration recently held a discussion to increase AP course enrollment and test taking percentages for those in AP courses.

On February 1, the Director of Secondary Education Dr. Wagner Marseille led a guided conversation with a group of AP students from LM to discuss their own experiences in AP courses. The discussion sought primarily to understand the student perspective on these courses, and how to potentially improve student and teacher experiences in the program. The discussion addressed the structure of AP classes, and the possible requirement of AP exams.

The students expressed complaints that centered on encouraging AP enrollment. Many students voiced that they are not given an accurate representation of what the AP experience will be like and therefore do not have realistic expectations entering the class.

“One interesting idea that another student brought up and received much approval was to have prospective AP students ‘sit in’ on the AP class they are considering taking,” said senior Nico Lake, who attended the discussion. “That way, they can experience and see first hand what the class is like, instead of listening to a teacher who may be speaking of the way the class should, but is not actually run.”

The discussion also addressed the possibility of toning down the emphasis on AP tests. However, many students valued the importance of the exams.

“Someone else also mentioned that the AP exams should be optional to students because they had little

effect on their future,” said discussion attendant and senior Christine Emery. “This idea, however, was debated by the group, and some mentioned that the exams could potentially boost student’s transcripts that are sent to colleges. With this in mind, some suggested that the AP exams be highly recommended for students in order to keep doors open for the future.”

Another major focus of the discussion was to receive feedback about possible change regarding how AP finals are given in comparison to the actual exam, to make AP courses more enjoyable. Currently, most finals for AP classes occur soon after taking the AP test, which might give students unnecessary stress by forcing them to study for two tests instead of one. Marseille and the AP students discussed the possibility of doing away with finals, which students overwhelmingly opposed.

“As long as it takes place close to the date of the actual AP Exam, it actual helps prepare students,” said senior Erica Hummel. “It also keeps AP classes real LM courses, where the final is a definitive portion of your yearly grade.”

After the discussion, some concluded that the current system is for the most part productive.

“I concluded that the program is fairly well balanced and effective as it exists presently,” said junior Andrew Pasquier.

Yet AP students hope that this discussion provided some insight toward improving AP experiences for future students.

“At LM, we are fortunate to have an extensive AP curriculum and a school that covers half of the test fee, yet there are things that can still improve, such as finding the right people to be in the classes, including those who wouldn’t normally consider taking an AP, and improving actual AP class time,” said Lake.

“Hopefully, this discussion will help remedy some of the problems.”

“There are things that can still improve, such as finding the right people to be in the classes, including those who wouldn’t normally consider taking an AP, and improving actual AP class time” - Senior Nico Lake

From DRIVING, page 1 increased required behind-the-wheel training with a permit from fifty to sixty-five hours, ten of which must include nighttime and inclement-weather conditions.

“Any regulations set in place to help ensure and promote safe driving are extremely important,” said LM principal Sean Hughes. “Driving is a privilege that must be taken very seriously. As with anything we want to improve—we can always use more practice and less distractions.”

While the restrictions are for a good cause, some teens do not see the necessity for more regulation.

“More experience for drivers is better. The best way to learn how to drive is experience. At the same time though, it’s up to the parents and not the state to decide how many people I have in my car,” said junior Brinna Ludwig.

If young drivers have a clean driving record for six consecutive months, they are permitted until the age of 18 to drive no more than three nonfamily passengers.

These new regulations went into effect on December 24.

The restrictions were called “Lacey’s Law” in memory of Lacey Gallagher, an eighteen-year-old Philadelphia student killed in a teen-driving crash on April 28, 2007. She was a passenger in an SUV with six other teens, all of whom were injured and not wearing seat belts.

Statistics show that teen drivers still have the highest crash rate of any age group and are four times more likely than older drivers to be killed in an accident.

Studies also confirm that teens driving with peers in the car tend to be more distracted, and teens with their own cars are more likely to crash than those who have limited access to the family car. In addition, teens reported taking fewer risks while driving if they believed their parents were closely monitoring their behavior. The effects of the new driving regulations will unfold during the upcoming year.

Middle schools launch new program combating bullying Ma’ayan Doron

Class of 2014

An increase in middle school bullying has incited a new program that instructs individuals on how to spot and handle this serious issue.

A recent influx of bullying at LMSD middle schools has been a cause for great concern. As technology continues to develop, social media can make bullying into an even more intense situation. Anyone can send hurtful messages without ever confronting the victim.

“This means that a person being bullied in school, can also have messages about them going to friends outside of school,” said Bala Cynwyd Middle School Principal Margery Andersen.

Yet cyberbullying isn’t the end of the problem. Much of the bullying that is being reported to middle school administration is physical or verbal.

Bullying often goes unnoticed or written off as ‘horseplay,’ but now it seems that more people are making their voices heard.

“The reported incidents of bullying has gone up, but we attribute this to students (both victims and bystanders) feeling more comfortable reporting it and knowing how to do just that,” said Welsh Valley Middle School Principal Scott Eveslage.

As of now, the consequences for bullying are typical.

“Depending on the situation, a student can have a warning, a detention, or a suspension,” said Andersen.

However, recent trends in bullying result in a trip to the office for a chat and warning from a counselor.

While it is true that students who are repeatedly reported for bullying will face a more serious consequence, is that enough? The recent increase in bullying seems to indicate the opposite. That is where Olweus, the world’s foremost bullying prevention program, comes in.

“In summary, Olweus is a commitment to train all of your staff to have a common response to witnessing bullying-like behavior,” says Eveslage.

The prevention program begins with the training of a small group of teachers and parents to instruct a larger group of adults, administrators and staffers. These individuals first identify the offender, target, and bystanders, and proceed to address the problem appropriately.

Students are involved in this anti-bulling program as well. Students attend regularly scheduled class meetings,

students to follow through and stand up to bullying, which in return will protect them from this harmful problem.

The essential core to an anti-bullying climate in school starts with the students. “[The students must] create a culture of awareness, be given a voice, value others’ opinions and feelings, and foster empathy,” said Eveslage. “It then requires a teaching of skills on how to respond if you are a victim of bullying or witness bullying.”

But the bullying problem does not stop in middle school. If the behavior goes unchecked, it can carry on throughout high school.

“Bullying victims are emotionally impacted and this can deeply affect any student,” said Eveslage.

There have been many stories all over the news that announce the deaths of children who broke under bullying’s pressure.

Unfortunately, it is no longer uncommon to hear. The bullying that starts in middle school can continue to tear down and frusPhoto by Chris Conwell/Staff trate the victim throughout high school.

The effects of bullying can be extremely Faculty will be inclined to respond to bullying incidents.. serious, causing depression or even death. all of which focus on making the middle schools a safe On the education side of things, bullying can strongly inand secure atmosphere. While the students are a big part hibit learning as well. The administration hopes that with of solving the bullying problem, so are the adults and the help of Olweus, bullying will be put to an end, and administration. Both will have to work together to reach students will feel safe in their school environment. the desired anti-bullying school climate.

As high schoolers, it is important to be informed “The power of this program is that it helps adults and aware of the issue, and about how your role as a and students identify and address bullying as it hap- bystander to bullying may encourage it. Middle schools pens and provides language and steps in order to stop urge for high schoolers to mentor and talk to middle it,” Anderson said. schoolers who they may know, and encourage them to Olweus encourages students to inform teachers when restrain and protect themselves from bullying, as well bullying occurs, and helps the administration and staff as notifying an adult if they see any form of bullying execute a plan to deal with it. The program encourages taking place.

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The Merionite

LMHS adds new programs, strengthens old ones Haorui Sun

Class of 2014

Started over forty years ago by Ron Bradley, Organic Chemistry is one of the longest running high-level science courses at LM. Organic Chemistry is taught by Chemistry teachers Glenn Brooks and Dave Moyer, and takes place on Saturday mornings throughout the entire school year.

The laboratory-based program enables students to acquire a solid foundation in organic nomenclature and to gain experience working in a laboratory while still having a fun experience.

Not only is Organic Chemistry enjoyable, but also exceedingly unique and is one of the few of its kind nationwide. “I have not found another school anywhere in the country that has a similar program,” mused Brooks, continuing to say that, “the Organic Chemistry course at LM is just one more program that sets this district apart from all others.”

Essentially, student’s who have a strong interest in science, and would like to participate in one of the rarest high school programs in the nation should definitely think about trying Organic Chemistry. As junior Milanka Karmolinski puts it, “if you like doing labs and if you don’t mind putting in a half hour of out-of-class work and getting up on a Saturday then you would probably love Organic Chemistry.

Plus Mr. Brooks and Mr. Moyer are pretty awesome. They make up for the Saturday part of it with doughnuts and bagels every week.”

On the other side of the spectrum is the new music label program, which has gained a surprising

number of participants since its creation last year.

Nearly forty students from both LM and Harriton are working together to create a full-service music label company for the students of LMSD. The program encourages students to follow their musical interest, and gives them a wide variety of topics to focus on. On top of learning about general music business, the program lets students learn about everything else that is involved in the music industry.

This includes social networks, websites, publicity, marketing, branding, video/photography, and distribution/sales. Thus, the program not only gives students the opportunity to say that they helped to launch a new sales label at LM, but it also gives them experience working with professionals from the music industry.

All of this is under the guidance of alumnus and member of the Disco Biscuits Aron Magner and local record executive Andy Blackman Hurwitz, who commented that running the program is “very exciting stuff.”

Magner states that he has high hopes for the program, and that he believes that “with the program, our students have the chance to be the innovators of the music industry.” said Magner, “This record label group is an improvisation...Perhaps students will gain insight how to control their own career destiny.

Perhaps students will discover and sign other artists in school and help them fulfill their destiny.

Regardless of what happens, I hope all the students gain the confidence to know they can be the next game changers.”

“I have not found another school anywhere in the country that has a similar program.

The Organic Chemistry course at Lower Merion High School is just one more program that sets this district apart from all others.”

- Glenn Brooks

LM commemorates a century From CENTENNIAL CELEBRATION, page 1 Soryl Angel, help center administrator, was impressed by the profound nature of what a century represents. “Everything around the school— roads, houses, traffic—has changed.”

For Black History Month

LMHS invited Carlos Ojeda, Jr. to speak on the first Friday of February. Ojeda, an inspirational speaker with an eventful past, narrated a variety of life stories in hopes to remind LM students that they should never allow anyone to tell them who

they are.

Ojeda was well received by many LM students.

“He is a great speaker,” said Sophomore Jacob Schwell, “I was moved by his message.”

And as senior Elizabeth Hecht commented, “his story was engaging and funny, a true inspiration.”

FEATURES

NEWS IN BRIEF

Second Robbins suit dropped Paige Robbins withdrew the lawsuit in the LMSD Webcam scandal she filed earlier in December.

The lawsuit, which had been described by the District as a “money-grab”, was dropped after her attorneys requested to end her representation of Robbins.

The suit alleged that Robbins, a student at Harriton High School, had compromising pictures taken of her while she was partially dressed in the bathroom. The Robbins family claimed to have delayed filing the suit for two years on account of the sensitivity of matter.

The district, however, claimed the plaintiff’s testimony was deceptive and misleading, using disposition transcripts that omitted key words.

Paige Robbins is the sister of Blake Robbins, who famously filed a lawsuit against the District in 2010, claiming the district had been monitoring students at home through school issued laptop webcams. The 2010 Robbins case was settled for $175,000.

Assaults

—Gilad Doron, ‘12

Women attacked on Mongomery Avenue On Monday, January 9, police responded to reports that two women had been groped in the Merion area of Montgomery Avenue.

The first incident occurred in front of the Chabad of the Main Line, formerly known as the General Wayne Inn. The female victim was walking at about 9:55 in the morning. It was then that she reported being grabbed in the buttocks from behind by a white or Hispanic man.

She described the man as wearing black pants with a black hooded sweatshirt and a black knit cap. She said he was 5’10”, but could not make out his age due to his sweatshirt hood.

The second incident occurred about twelve hours later, one block away, in front of the McCauley Convent. Another woman was grabbed and knocked to the ground, before being groped. He ran into Narberth, as he had done after the first incident. After both attacks, the man was last seen running down Haverford Avenue.

The police believe that the incidents are related, and that both suspects are the same.

Neither woman was hurt, and no other similar incidents have been reported in recent months. The last report of similar “groping” attacks was on Owen Road near LMHS about a year ago. The police are looking for any relevant information; they are asking for the public’s assistance in searching for the criminal.

—Zack Schlosberg, ‘12

Governor Corbett proposes cutting back on Keystone Exams Governor Tom Corbett suggested in his newest budget proposal to scale back the Keystone Exams. The goal of the Keystones was originally to replace the PSSAs with a series of ten end-of-course exams. High schoolers theoretically take the tests to prove their competency in a subject in order to pass and graduate. To graduate from high school, current eighth graders now would have to pass tests in ten subjects by 2017.

Corbett, however, has called for reducing the scope of the Keystones, and he is proposing to cut the tests from seven subjects to just three: Algebra I, Literature and Biology. The General Assembly had already removed funding for the Keystones in this year’s budget. Corbett is hoping to get fifteen million dollars in funding for the upcoming budget.

In the pilot tests taken last year, PA high school students’ scores were sub par. Only thirty six percent of test-takers were proficient in biology, fifty in literature and thirty-nine in algebra.

Photo by Chris Conwell/Staff

Seniors Nico Lake and Jonathon Bloom don festive face paint to celebrate the monumental anniversary.

—Hannah Schaeffer, ‘12

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The Merionite EDITORIAL

EDITORIAL/LETTERS

POUND IT!

Every school has a few things that make it special. These come in forms such as an annual tradition, a world class activity or a particularly unique teacher, these pieces mold their respective schools into places of affection for their students, alumni and community members.

Here at LM, we certainly have our fair share of these hallmarks. Our clubs, sports and classes are what make our school so important to us. These experiences all have their respective places in the annals of LM, but there is one group that is truly all encompassing, capturing all angles of the LM student body.

For those unaware of its existence, The Dawg Pound is the official cheering section of LM’s Boys’ Basketball. While this started off as a modest group of students during the days in which the great Kobe Bryant donned Maroon and White, it has become much more than a few basketball nuts. This group has become the glue that holds LM together. Students come out to games both home and away not to watch an excellent display of basketball as much as to be a part of something bigger than themselves. The Dawg Pound has taken LM basketball games to a new level. Students make friends with people who they may have never encountered in any other setting. Chants such as, “I believe” and “Let’s Go Aces” give the Aces’ traveling entourage a life of its own.

But the true beauty of the Dawg Pound does not lie in cheering on the basketball team or even chanting at the opposing fans; the true beauty lies in the sense of community that comes from attending the games. When you are in the Dawg Pound, it doesn’t matter what social group you’re from, how “popular” you are, or whom you sit with at lunch—all that matters is that you go to LM and you are there, cheering on the team, that you are part of one school. There is one singular focus among the fans, and that is to do whatever it takes to power the Aces to victory.

One of the great things about LM is that there are so many social groups filled with people of common interests. While one common complaint is that these groups never get to interact, the Dawg Pound provides a perfect forum to do this. In the end, while the goal of the Dawg Pound is to cheer on the Aces, its greatest accomplishment is connecting the people involved.

Unsigned editorial on this page reflects the general opinion of student editors, not the views of individuals.

The Merionite Editors-in-Chief

News Editors

Op-Ed Editors

Features Editors

Sports Editors Special Features Editor

Maya Afilalo, ’12 Eric Cohn, ’12 Ian Cohn, ’12 Gilad Doron, ’12 Hannah Schaeffer,’12 Zach Schlosberg,’12 Danny Kane, ’12 Andy Scolnic, ’14 Patrick Scott, ’12 Itai Barsade, ’13 Rebecca McCarthy, ’13 Robbie Warshaw, ’14 Noah Levick, ’13 Josh Niemtzow, ’12 Nicole Wang, ’13

Arts & Robert Gaudio, ’12 Entertainment Aviva Mann, ’13 Editors Margaret Meehan, ’13 Copy Editors Aziz Kamoun, ’12 Darby Marx, ’13 Photo Editor Chris Conwell, ’12 Layout Editor Robert Zhou, ’13 Web Editor Charlie Li, ’12 Business Nathan Posener, ’12 Managers Daoud Schelling, ’13 Advisor Mr. Chad Henneberry Business Advisor Mr. Sean Flynn

The editors believe all facts presented in the newspaper to be accurate. The paper acknowledges that mistakes are possible and welcomes questions as to accuracy. Inquiries regarding accuracy should be directed to the editors of the paper. Editors can be contacted via e-mail at merionite@gmail.com or in Room 200A. To represent all viewpoints in the school community, The Merionite welcomes all letters to the editor. Letters can be sent via e-mail or dropped off outside the Merionite office. The Merionite reserves the right to edit letters to the editor for length or clarity.

Letter to the Editor

In December’s issue, the Merionite published an editorial entitled “Play by your own rules.” The authors of the editorial argue that teachers should hand back assignments and tests in a timely manner in the same way that students are expected to adhere to teachers’ due dates. While I certainly agree, I find the authors’ frustrated arguments both unconvincing and representative of an even greater problem among Lower Merion students: the excessive concern over grades.

The reason teachers should hand back work in a timely manner is because it facilitates learning—not because it’s inconvenient for students. The authors of the editorial contend that making students wait to “figure out what [their] grades will be” does students a disservice. Never is it mentioned that handing back a test earlier, while the information is still fresh in the student’s mind, gives the student more incentive to learn from his or her mistakes. How can students be expected to learn from mistakes made weeks ago when their minds are focused on new topics? Yes, teachers should be held accountable for returning work promptly, but not because it’s otherwise inconvenient for students who are overly concerned about what their report card will say. It should be about the learning, not the grade.

The excessive concern over grades that permeates the classrooms of LM is not the fault of the students, however.

It is the product of the way our education system works.

In an ideal world, grades would be an exact reflection of our learning. But that’s simply not the case. We have been trained to work towards the grade and not for the sake of learning, and to be satisfied with an ‘A’ instead of the acquisition of new knowledge.

Before we criticize teachers for taking too long to return work, I think we should recognize that the purpose of the work we do is to learn in the first place. The grades are secondary.

-Josh Zollman, Class of 2012

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The Merionite

Question of the Month

OPINIONS

Are committed relationships beneficial to high school students?

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A committed relationship is time-consuming, and whether high school students experience them as impositions or as valuable opportunities for support is dependent on the personalities of those in a given relationship. As a senior who has certainly experienced the highs and lows Go for it. Just don’t complain when it ends. of a committed relationship in high school, I can’t seem

Jake Thompson ‘15 to come up any good enough reason why two people who “like” each other shouldn’t at least give being in a relationship a shot. Being in one has, at times, caused In short, yes. Committed relationships me plenty of stress, but then again, I’m stress-prone. Not can teach high school students much everybody is. If a relationship is so stressful that it isn’t about the value of things like compassion, worth the benefits, end it. High school relationships are honesty, and responsibility. However, the usual turmoil that results from high important in our development as young adults; we need to school relationships is certainly not benlearn how to care about others, while still remembering to eficial to anyone’s schoolwork or ability to care for ourselves. Am I going to marry my high school focus. boyfriend? Of course not. But will I regret having had a

Alexander Hatza ‘13 boyfriend in high school? Absolutely not.

Hannah Smolar ‘12 Not such a bad idea, b e caus e it gives some stability in what often is an unstable time in people’s lives.

Glenn Brooks, Chemistry Teacher

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I do not think it is beneficial but I also do not think that it is detrimental as long as you don’t let the relationship get in the way of your school work.

Julien Daouphars ‘13

Art by Efi Narliotis

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I think that committed relationships are good but are not necessarily beneficial towards high school students. In many cases, committed relationships require a large amount of time commitment and can distract the students from staying focused with school work.

Also, committed relationships are tough because in many cases, committed relationships don’t end up working out after high school ends, and in getting in a committed relationship, it only makes it harder to end once high school ends. Therefore, I think that while committed relationships can be a great experience, it is not really beneficial towards high school students, yet I don’t disagree with being in a committed relationship in high school.

Ariel Wyner ‘14

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I don’t think they are beneficial but they give you something else to think about besides school work or trying to decide who you are going to get with next, and although they may get in the way of work that is still just a part of school.

Jordyn Ehrich ‘14

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Put that in your pipeline and smoke it!

Class of 2012

The original Keystone Pipeline was a project proposed by TransCanada Corporation to deliver oil from tar sands in Canada to multiple refineries and distributors in the

Andrew Gehlot

US. The project was completed in June 2010, but not long after, the proposed extension to the pipeline—called the Keystone Pipeline XL—came under fire by numerous environmentalists and oil refineries. Supporters of the extension, mainly Republicans, maintain that benefit from the number of jobs and economic benefits the extension will bring greatly exceed the damage from environmental impacts. The opponents, mainly Democrats and environmentalists, insist that the environmental damage from the pipeline outweighs the jobs it will create. While Obama has postponed the project decision until 2013, a final verdict on whether or not to build the extension must be reached.

First, let’s look at the number of jobs

the pipeline will realistically create. John Boehner, claims that Obama is putting “tens of thousands of American jobs” at stake. TransCanada has a more precise prediction, saying the project would create 20,000 jobs. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has a far greater estimate, putting the number of permanent jobs at 250,000.

With such vague and varied answers, it seems the supporters don’t have a solid estimate and are throwing around numbers without significant research. Further, more focused research from

several other sources has yielded far lower estimates. The U.S. State Department calculated that the pipeline would only add 5,000 to 6,000 jobs, and an independent analysis from Cornell University found that the pipeline would add only 500 to 1,400 temporary jobs. TransCanada itself released a new statement, claiming that their 20,000 job prediction was only for

temporary jobs, and that the project would only create hundreds of permanent occupations. It’s clear that these job predictions are vastly inflated, and that the project will not yield nearly as many as most believe.

The opposing viewpoints deal less with the economy and more with ecology.

The environmental impacts from the Keystone XL

would be very detrimental.

For examp l e , the extension would run though a massive and vital aquifer, an underground

lake, necessary to provide clean water for vast regions. The current pipeline has leaked 12 times in the past year, and if a spill were to occur near an aquifer (or anywhere), it could severely affect the environment, wildlife, and people in that area.

A major spill could i wsk o i n also jeoparh ly Ic Car dize more y b Art jobs than the pipeline brings. Moreover, mining these Canadian tar sands — the second largest reserve of carbon in the world—would release lots of carbon into the atmosphere and worsen global warming.

There is simply no need for the Keystone XL project to be approved. It would not bring the numerous jobs people predicted, and the environmental impacts are far too damaging to forget about. In a time where we need to reduce our dependence on oil altogether and being relying on clean energy, there is no place or need for this pipeline.

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OPINIONS

The Merionite

Class of 2014

Whether contemplating unanswerable questions, or simply feeling like life has a purpose, it’s part of the human experience

Duranya Freeman to have a set of beliefs we can call our own.

However, many take it to the extreme, going as far as discrediting everyone who doesn’t think like them. Is this a description of religious belief? Of course not. But some members of rigidly orthodox sects promote little to no connection with the outside world, creating conflict and unnecessary tension. When does one cross the line from devoted to exclusive? The answer comes from the individual more than the religion itself.

Orthodox sects are by no means bad. Of course there are those that have a very close relationship with faith. A relative once told me, “it’s often felt that people need to feel connected to be happy, whether it be with people, animals, nature, a spirit or higher power. With connection comes worth, meaning, and acceptance.”

Organized religion fits these criteria if carried out peacefully and can be a wonderful lifestyle.

However, for some, respect is blurred. In almost any holy text, you can find a section that condemns nonbelievers and encourages members to disregard and in some cases create conflict with followers of other religions. Most believers don’t practice these extreme values and are instead embarrassed by them. But some do. Instead of delving so deeply into this separation aspect, why can’t people help others learn about their beliefs? The introverted personality of many orthodox religions reflects human nature. They help people feel accepted and justified, and therefore they strive to make sure everyone knows that they are included, pure, above, and separate.

Religions are not meant to be cliques, but often they exhibit such characteristics.

Nobody, including atheists, should walk around with a constant filter. For example, my neighborhood is primarily Jewish. I greet orthodox Jews on their way back from synagogue just as I would anyone on the street, but it feels like I am nearly always met with unpleasant looks and silence. Instead of building a community, this disregard does just the opposite. It turns a positive interaction and learning experience into a tight circle that anyone on the outside finds a hard time breaking into.

Another example is an anonymous email from a conservative Christian online, which stated, “There is no such thing as ‘religious tolerance’ as far as God and Heaven are concerned. We are either ‘in’ Christ or not.”

From this point of view, it is just that black and white. This type of religious group, instead of being accepting, turns inwards and associates only with each other.

If they are so set on having others respect their strict order, why can’t they respect the order of others?

This whole Art by Efi Narliotis conflict is unfolding in our own state as we speak.

Recently, the Pennsylvania House unanimously voted to declare 2012 the “Year of the Bible.” They based it on learning about our country’s roots, and plan to honor it and apply beliefs from its scriptures. They call it non-exclusive and say they “do this all the time,” even comparing it to recognizing “Girl Scout Week,” but the principle of exclusivity is the same. I don’t know about you, but comparing Eucharist wafers to Thin Mints isn’t the best move.

We are not born into this world to organize ourselves into fenced-off, inflexible groups. We already disagree about thousands of other issues, religion included, so can we at least have a basic level of mutual respect? We are all, in one way or another, searching for the same thing: understanding. It’s ironic that too often we do not allow for different viewpoints. When embracing our values, religious or otherwise, we must be careful that they connect us rather than cut us off from other people.

Hipsters: unconventional but respectable Loud, out there, and in your face, hipsters have arisen as a relatively new breed in the high school social arena. Perhaps it is only because it’s sweater season but it’s hard not to notice the influx in these Nikon toting “photographers.”

Often mistaken for Europeans, lost backpack-

Eleanor Abbott

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ers, or homeless people, hipsters have definitely made themselves comfortable in our halls. With this population explosion comes confusion and frustration as this makeshift stereotype for modern nonconformist youth runs wild.

Every student has to fall into a stance on the topic of hipsters: join them, criticize them, or ignore them.

Some of you may wonder, what exactly is a hipster? Frankly, there is no definition. An often-overlooked aspect of this phenomenon is that everyone can have his or her own varying qualifications and interpretations. However, there are a few distinguishing clichéd characteristics that can undeniably absorb a seemingly innocent person into this somewhat offensive species. Those included under that category come in many forms, the common thread being how both their outfits and opinions are presented in a similarly loud and extreme way, but somehow delivered with such confidence that you can’t help but feel impressed. A hipster can also be one who tries to fight the flow for the wrong reasons, as the obnoxious pleasure they get out of fighting it reveals. However, if that’s all a hipster is—we may very well have an infestation.

It has become hard to distinguish between the wannabes and real deal. To an untrained eye, the majority of these rogue youths roaming around LM appear to be posers that are trying too hard, hypocritically purchasing their daring outfits from commercialized thrift stores rather than creatively going the distance to collect such gems on their own. Now that this trend has been commercially appropriated, the individuality has been drained. With the level of difficulty reduced as well, being a hipster is suddenly in reach of anyone feeling rebellious.

So where exactly did this new variety come

from? It’s as if the ideas of an opinionated senior at a liberal arts college were transplanted into high school students, somehow raiding a trendy thrift store on the way. Now mixed with teenage angst, the hipsters are morphing into their own diluted kind in the high school environment. It could be that, with times changing so fast, they feel the need to show that they can be cool without the latest technology. Or perhaps disgust with the direction modern society is headed fuels this desire to keep old forms of being alive and to remain an individual. Most likely it is a longing for something distinguishing and exciting.

Hipsters live for trailblazing, or what they perceive as trailblazing. They strive to push the limits in new and unusual ways. Ironically, they often do so by resorting to old, uncommon, or retro trends. Even going so far as to ransack their parents’ closet for clothes that even they won’t wear anymore. Whatever it takes to fuel their sense of smugness and pride in straying from the norm. Can we blame them though?

Let’s be honest about what has become of the norm, particularly in the wealthy suburbs we live in. It has been reduced to a homogenous blob with a seemingly endless supply of Uggs and straightened hair. Youth in our area are all too often part of a formula. If nothing else, hipsters inspire us to deviate from this unfortunate Main Line monotony.

Perhaps we actually owe our hipster population gratitude for brightening our days with their comically disproportionate glasses. Sure, passing them in the halls can sometimes evoke fantasies of pushing them down the stairs, but we have to look past their pompous shell. The key is to dig down and question the reason they are striving to be so different. Whether it is insecurity, genuine confusion, or a sincere desire to expand our perception of the boundaries, the effect is bold, confident, and full of character - all things our white cinderblock of a school lacks.

Yes, they are annoyingly cocky in a new artsy way that is hard to understand. And yes, they flaunt their uniqueness and love to bask in their sense of superiority. But honestly, who doesn’t wish they had that kind of guts? To rock the Bean boots, to cozy up with an infinity scarf, to loudly discuss how they didn’t wash their hair last night. Sure, in many cases it could be an excuse to test what they can get away with, but in others there exists a whole new type of boldness to which we aren’t accustomed. For those too shy to jump on the bandwagon, irritation easily masks buried envy. For the rest of us, we’ll keep stealthily looking for a way in.

I gave up on thinking of a title for this article Class of 2012

As a junior, I was convinced that I’d experienced symptoms of the infamous senioritis. Pencils felt hot to the touch, Microsoft Word appeared far too bright, and I swear my TI-84 gave me some sort of rash.

This, however, was all prior to my discovery of seniorstyle living.

As it turns out, I drastic a l l y o v e rlooked the extent to which I could literally not care.

Now, poor grades threaten me about as much as campus aides when I’m not in my AR–in other words, hardly.

Senior Varsity Crew captain Dylan Edwards described his own experience as similar to marriage after ten years, stating, “You’re supposed to keep trying, but you can pretty much do whatever you want.”

The underlying principle is that we as seniors are not immune to mediocrity, but are rather fine with it. Our rapidly diminishing work ethic has left us no choice but to embrace this unprecedented decrease in all-around effort.

But who can blame us? We’ve been working tirelessly for years, only to be informed that our last few months of

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labor have absolutely no impact on the almighty college application process. Much like how a bird with no destination cannot be expected to fly, a student with no incentive cannot be expected to work. It’s fairly simple.

Look, the fact of the matter is that Merionite editor, Patrick Scott, thinks this article has been in progress for about two weeks. In reality, I actually just wrote the whole thing. It’s currently Monday, February 6, now eight

this epidemic. But are we really so restricted in high school that any glimpse of autonomy can so radically alter our behavior? Maybe. Or possibly some among us are actually so indolent that we can’t bring ourselves to touch pen to paper when the grade doesn’t matter. Either way, it seems that the best way to address senioritis is to control its effects, rather than attempt to prevent its cause.

For this, I can only offer advice derived from personal experience.

The most efficient way of treating senioritis is to simply embrace it. Many don’t realize that this virus can take hold in all realms of life, not just school. That’s why I’ve moved everything in my room closer together–now it takes much less effort to get the things I need. It’s small solutions like this that can really carry you to graduation. Also try sleeping in your clothes, training your siblings and/or pets to make you breakfast, and attaching a string to your light-switch so that you can turn it on without getting out of bed in the morning.

Patrick told me to make this between 500 and 800 words. I just hit 500 in that last paragraph, so I see no need to write a conclusion.

Much like how a bird with no destination cannot be expected to fly, a student with no incentive cannot be expected to work. days after I told Patrick I’d have it finished. In fact, he’s probably going to be pretty mad when he reads this. But the inescapable truth is that senioritis does not value the feelings of others. It is a monster, smiling with a mouth bloodied from the remnants of our rotting knowledge, its belly filled with the decomposed carcasses of PowerPoint presentations and in-class essays. Its crippling symptoms have been passed through each generation so effortlessly that it’s basically become tradition for seniors to stop trying after midterm week. Who am I to break tradition?

Perhaps it is the notion of independence that spawns

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The Merionite Moriah Kofsky

Class of 2014 Let me guess: you don’t believe in astrology? If you’re thinking “no,” that groups you with 75 percent of the population. For centuries, people have gazed up at the sky curiously posing the question, “What does this all mean?”

Somewhere in history, astrology became a plausible conclusion to the significance of the firmament. However, extensive skepticism of the subject has discredited it as the most illegitimate of sciences for numerous people. It is often depicted and rejected without an accurate background.

Astrology has been around much longer than its most recent incarnation of receiving a text with your daily horoscope. The Greeks named the planets after their deities and assigned the characteristics of those deities to the planets. These are indications that many important civilizations of our past worked with astrology. A multitude of the earliest structures such as Cheops and Teotihuacan demonstrate special alignments with stars and planets. Ancient mathematicians also strived to grasp a better understanding of the firmament.

Their calculations predicted floods, droughts, and eclipses.

Although the Crusades corresponded with the stars, astrology was banned by the church during the Middle Ages and wasn’t resurrected until the Renaissance. Throughout the Renaissance, astrology was common between popular public figures such as Copernicus, Kepler, Shakespeare, and Sir Isaac Newton. When Newton was asked why he approached the

It’s written in the stars...

subject with such certainty he stated, “I do not believe in a universe of accidents.”

Since astrology’s revival, it has affected many segments of the population. During World War II, most of the top Nazis were firm believers in astrology. However, it is said that Hitler utilized it as a mechanism of manipulation by hiring a clan of astrologers to assist in the management of the war. Hitler’s operations were based on their astrological predications for success. Churchill and Roosevelt appointed an astrologer of their own to learn what Hitler’s astrologer was telling him, and to divulge this information to the free world. This allowed Churchill and Roosevelt to understand Hitler’s plans of attack.

Today, nearly all Americans find the ancient concept of astrology fake or view it as entertainment. This outlook has become a collective behavior of America’s current generation.

Astrology is actually very prominent in other parts of the world. For example, in France, many people check their horoscope daily, unquestionably following it.

I don’t specifically remember what sparked my interest in astrology, but I vaguely recall sitting at Borders with a pile of astrology books.

For quite some time, this cosmic form of psychology has helped me understand myself as well as others. I’ve learned and accepted that everyone has different energies, strengths, and weaknesses. It has especially helped me recognize my own strengths and weaknesses, enabling me to correct or embrace them. I hope people give astrology a chance to let it do the same for them.

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Weronika Szarlej (Scorpio) and Naomi Jervis (Sagittarius) The Scorpio and Sagittarian need to ease into their relationship.

At first, a Sagittarian may feel tied down by the expectations of a Scorpio, but if Scorpio can maintain her emotions, this can progress into a powerful and exciting friendship. Scorpio values her emotions and experiences that strengthen emotional ties. Sometimes Scorpio may find the Sagittarian too impulsive while Sagittarian can find Scorpio too stubborn. Both signs have a sense of adventure so they Photo by Kyle Perry may find that their relationship is always on the go. Sagittarian seeks to explore her own interests, which often requires space from a Scorpio. This friendship can succeed with communication and the acceptance of each other’s differences.

Jess Hoffman (Sagittarius) and Abby Schmidt (Cancer) These two signs have very different natures and are bound to clash at times. Cancer longs for family, security, and stability while Sagittarian is a risk taker, searching for freedom and exploration.

Cancer’s strong need for loyalty might want Sagittarian committed to an extent that she can’t supply. However, over time this can change as Sagittarian appreciates the emotional strength Cancer provides.

Sagittarian tends to be emotionally detached and analyzes personal issues philosophically while Cancer is more compassionate and sensitive. The two might not comprehend each other’s decisions but are intrigued by each other’s approach to life.

Zack Schlosberg (Pisces) and Hannah Smolar (Libra) These romantically passionate signs share a strong dislike for hostile behavior. The Pisces man is nostalgic, living in his own dreamy world, while a Libra woman is erratic and has no time to dream as much as Piscean. Problems may arise due to Piscean’s possessive nature and Libra’s desire for freedom. The Piscean is very emotional while Libra is indecisive when it comes to what she wants. The Piscean is more likely to follow his heart while Libra tends to follow her mind. This match will be intimate but there is no guarantee of stability.

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Maddy Schonberger (Sagittarius) and Christy Cade (Virgo) Virgo and Sagittarian have different approaches to life. Virgo is more practical and focused while Sagittarian lives for adventure and exploration.

Often, it is hard for Virgo to accept Sagittarian’s restlessness. However, they can balance each other out by providing a secure base to keep them on course with their ambitions. Sagittarian may find it difficult to accept Virgo’s practicality but this can change her perspective on life. Virgo is more likely to pay attention to the particulars while Sagittarian is more focused on the overall picture. This friendship enables both signs to look at the world through new eyes.

Photo courtesy of Christy Cade Galen McMullen (Scorpio) and Matt King (Cancer) Scorpio and Cancer are soul mates for sure! These signs blend well, balancing out each other’s strengths and weaknesses. The beginning of their relationship may seem on and off but this stabilizes over time as the secrecy between them fades. As their relationship intensifies, they develop powerful emotional connections. The Cancer man will make Scorpio smile with his witty charm while his Scorpio will show him immense devotion. Cancer and Scorpio are nurturing of secrets but dislike when their partner hides something from them. Overall, this pair is filled with true love and sincere loyalty.

Photo by Kyle Perry

The Cancer Clique: Alison Epstein, Rayna Epstein, and Lily Eisner This trio is an awfully unstable bunch. There’s an equal chance you’ll find them laughing, crying, hating, or loving (probably not loving, though) because they have no control over their emotions. Don’t be surprised if they leave you out because all they want is their own security.

Meet your valentine! The stars don’t lie….

Photo courtesy of Alison Epstein

Luke Niles (Libra) and Samantha Wakeley (Aquarius) Danny Garfield (Cancer) and Galen McMullen (Scorpio) Arami Avalos (Cancer) and Brett Katz (Scorpio) This list Leo Koorhan (Gemini) and Jordyn Ehrich (Aquarius) was compiled Julia Resnik (Taurus) and Tim St. Hill (Virgo) from “likes” Monica Morgenstern (Virgo) and Dean Pritchard (Cancer) on the the Aces Nation David Bloom (Scorpio) and Gigi Grimes (Taurus) FB page.

Kei Nakagawa (Scorpio) and Christy Cade (Virgo) Parker Lauren (Aquarius) and Nakato Nsibirwa (Libra) Tyler Tallos (Cancer) and Weronika Szarlej (Scorpio) Maddy Schonberger (Sagittarius) and Drew Horn (Libra) Facundo Fernandez-Duque (Sagittarius) and Elena Behar (Leo) Elliot Tassano (Sagittarius) and Emily Kirschner (Leo) Will Levin (Sagittarius) and Becca Winkler (Libra) Phoebe Rodbell (Aries) and Robert Gaudio (Sagittarius) Yael Dormant (Libra) and Max Miller-Golub (Aquarius) Rayna Epstein (Cancer) and Nico Lake (Pisces) Art by Jared Oriel Carly Dash (Virgo) and Max Gottlieb (Capricorn) Haydn Hornstein-Platt (Sagittarius) and Adrian Levitt (Leo) The list continues Table by M. Kofsky/M. McFarland on the following page!

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VALENTINES

The Merionite Vira Dvoryak, I love you so much you are such a good friend <3 -Tal Gross

Sam Heyman, I approve.

-Richie Weker

Mike Robbins, How you doin’?

-Secret Admirer from Art

Arielle Anderer, You’re so beautiful, why aren’t we datin? I love you. Happy Valentines Day. Mrs. Stovall, -Not Archie Happy Valentines Day! -Verne Tal Gross, I love you Tal! You mean so much to me.

-Vira Dvoryak Dr. Hobbs, Happy Valentines Day! -Verne Joanna Odorisio, Thanks for cheating on Tristan with us! We love you <3 - Gabe & Parker

Vasyl Dvoryak, I love you so much you are such a good brother.

-Vira Dvoryak

Mrs. Sue-Lynn, Happy Valentines Day! -Verne

SEVEN, es.as.jw.jr.bw.fd.hm- it’s love ladies. Let’s make this Valentine’s Day a good one

Morgan, I’m sorry for almost forgetting your valenNadia Klincewicz, tines. I hope we can still be friends.

Everything about you is so -David beautiful! I love YOU SO much.

-Ry David, Dance Team, Sorry for blocking you. I take it I love you Dance Team! YOU Dani Asbel, back.

HOT My wish for the longest time Love, Morgan -Mrs. Christman was to be with you and it came Evan Wolf, Ur rele hawt n stuf.... P.S. slap my elbow ;) -Smouse !

Mrs. Williford, Happy Valentines Day! -Verne

Tayla, Happy Valentines Day Tayla!

Follow me on twitter :) @call_ m3_chaos -Chaos

Love my homeies Steph and Sib <3...and Dani -Najah

Mrs. Hemingway, Happy Valentines Day! -Verne

Contractors, Thanks for the new school! Now can we have our parking lot?

-Seniors

Clark On Being a Gentleman Class of 2013

Once again the date is approaching: the dreaded 14 of February.

Valentine’s Day is the holiday of love and romance, of flowers and chocolates, and of hoards of helpless men. Well gentlemen, this year, I beg of you, be a man and do Valentine’s Day the right way.

You are no longer a child, nor is the woman in your sights, so instead of writing cutesy letters that could have been scribbled from the pen of a 4th grader, it is time for you to put on the old Dean Martin smile, speak that Sinatra voice, and lace up the Fred Astaire feet. It is time for you to find that inner man whose blood smells like cologne and prove to your woman that you are “The Most Interesting Man in the World.” For a successful Valentine’s Day, a man must learn the art of the gentleman. This goes beyond holding the door and requires class in every move you make.

So how does one begin this transformation to suavity? I can assure you it does not only consist of chocolates and flowers. No, the responsibility of gentleman-hood requires much more. Dinner for two is a must, but many options exist within this requirement.

For the men with flowing wallets, a reservation at a nice candlelit

Mrs. McDuffy, Happy Valentines Day! -Verne

restaurant is a respectable choice. But for those on a budget, do not think you can’t pull off a fantastic night at any restaurant; even Chipotle can be a BYOC (bring your own candle). At a dinner this classy, you need to be dressed to match. Sinatra once said, “I am a thing of beauty” and so should you. Take this chance to “Put on the Ritz” and dress yourself in Rockefeller pride.

To publicize the female opinion on the subject, I asked junior Jessie Mantell what her ideal Valentine’s Day would be, to which she responded, “Well first he has to have the flowers and a card.

My ideal date would be a nice dinner and one of those Valentine’s Day chick-flicks. Keep it classy.” Now let’s take inventory. The flowers are affordable and just a step away at your local supermarket. The card? Here is a chance to show your style, whether you are a poet or a man of prose. I know some men like junior Evan Bowen-Gaddy are more partial to romantic mathematical equations and boy, do the ladies love him!

Now we come to the movie. A film is always a nice way to continue the night and may I say, my friends, there is no shame in watching a “chick-flick” if it is only part of the plan to swoon her.

At the end of the date, as you sit on the sofa with companion in arm, you will feel the pride that comes along with doing Valentine’s Day right. So make your legend precede you the way lightning precedes thunder. Be a gentleman and treat her to a proper night.

Dany Mancuso, Happy Valentines Day have a good one...

-Philip Mancuso

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Rebecca Kremens, Well think again.

-Sandy Cheeks

Shoshana Slavit, You are such a wonderful person.

Matches Continued...

Will Rosenbaum (Libra) and Marina Forster (Sagittarius) Sam Heyman (Aquarius) and Sarah Schelling (Gemini) Anna Kirschner (Sagittarius) and Dan Clark (Libra) Lizzie Potter (Aquarius) and Daniel Buckman (Leo) Lexi Silow (Scorpio) and Jacob Fleisher (Capricorn) Robbie Warshaw (Aquarius) and Aviva Mann (Sagittarius) Colby Berman (Taurus) and Alex Simpson (Leo) Abby Schmidt (Cancer) and David Bear (Capricorn) Andrew Pasquier (Virgo) and Anna Goldenberg (Pisces) Arman Hassan (Libra) and Becca Zimmerman (Aries) Zack Schlosberg (Pisces) and Joanna Odorisio (Taurus) Morgan McMullen (Scorpio) and Leo Gallagher-Kowit (Cancer)

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Mrs. Williams, Happy Valentines Day! -Verne

Karen Hafter, You are gorgeous in so many ways

What is a magpie? a painting by Monet part of the crow family an incomparable compliment all of the above

Segev, Sassy, Everlasting, Gorgeous, eternally donkstein, Vivacious.

-Anonymous

Sam Heyman, Happy Birthday Captain!!

-The Swim Team

Sofia Barrett, You are amazing, and don’t ever think differently.

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Ines Roman, Oh Ines Roman! My platonic lover! Won’t you please be my roomate?

Love, Elsa Belsa Boo

Swope’s Advisory, You guys are pretty awesome (except Emma) -I

Merv, Yael Dormont We don’t know what the flux is You are beautiful don’t ever going on Aron Winer, think differently.

-Set 8 Bolshoy geyskoy lubovu.

Mr. Elder, Mr. Henneberry -Dvoryak Vasa Prom?

Jess Hoffman, Why you no love me back?

-Nathan Posener Lani Lafferty, Meow meow, cats say meow.

-Powerschool Happy v-day girl -Charles -David Mr Elder, Bosco Danun, Peaches + AJ, Happy Valentine’s Day! Tryna get to the Celtics Game?

You guys are my rock <3 - Set 7 Tal Spector, Love, Jonathan Happy Valentines Day! Sigmund, Vera Dvoryak, -Dvoryak Vasa I wish you were my valentine.

You’re best -You know who -Dvoryak Vasa

SEVEN, Prom?

true. HAPPY Valentine’s Day, Love you always.

-You know who :)

Robyn Goldberg, Happy Valentines Day! -Austin

Evan Wolf, If you didn’t know... this is your fan club...

- The Wolf Pack

Madison Brewer, Your my bestfriend and I love you soo much! Happy Valentines Day babe!

-Theresa Barna

Pear +1, At least we weren’t red in the face after midterm grades..

GOTCHA! -Team Tomato

Chad, You are the last thing we think about when we go to sleep, and the first when we wake up. You are our everything -Patrick and Danny

Dan Clark

Mrs. Saracina, Happy Valentines Day! -Verne

Lindsay Shapiro, You are amazing an I love you baby.

-Tyler Tallos :)

Annie Fitzpatrick, I love Annie more than any other girl ever!!!

-Josh

Dan Matthews, You’re the love of my life.

-Jake Margolis & Jeremy Tuttle Madame Vargas, We love your tattoo Why weren’t you at the gun show?

We paid good money -Set 6

Naomi Jervis, Love you babe <3 -Tyler Tallos :)

Yearbook, Thanks for sticking with me through our highs and lows you’re the best :) - Mrs. Christman

Mrs. Sweeney, WE LOVE YOU SWEENSTER!!!

Daniel Buckman, Thank you for being the best The whole green shirt NK thing sponsor of all time ever! <3 was a joke. NO TE PREOCUPES -Mandy, Maddy, and Josh -Your “Friends”

Mrs. Smith, Happy Valentines Day! -Verne Lightning, You are a yellow Fork From Tables in the sky By inadvertent fingers dropt -Thunder

Marielle Halper, I love you with all my heart.

Happy V-Day! -Wawa

Mrs. Garvin, Happy Valentines Day! -Verne

Elsa Belsa, No. Ines Roman

Anna Goldenberg, Alex Tseng, Best valentine I could ever wish Alex math class is so great with for. you. Everytime we’re sitting -Your Valentine together I’m reminded about how lucky I am to be friends with you.

Happy Valentines Day Big Guy xoxo Jill Cameron, -Erik K. You’re the bestest friend in the Miss Cohen, whole world! I hope you go to You’re aight.

Target for Valentines Day! XOXO -Your students Rebecca and Itai,

You make my section go, Rosie Stahler, bdoing doing doing.

Hey wifey, hope you’re having -Robbie a good Valentines Day, roses and Merionite, chocolate tonight ;)?

I <3 THE MERIONITE STAFF. -David -Hannah Smolar Evan Bowen-Gaddy, I think you’re really pretty and Jordan, nice and cool and maybe we can You’re the best PIC I could ever watch television sometime. ask for! Love ya gurl -Dan Clark -Your Pic Elena, Love my homies Steph and Sib <3... and Dani -Jessie

Maia Potok-Holmes, I long to see your bright smile in the hallways and pray that you look in my direction. Everyday I see you in math Jill Cameron, and physics makes me want to sing You’re the bestest friend in the and skip down the hallway. I NEED you whole world! I hope you go to in my life, for if you aren’t, I may just Target for Valentines Day! XOXO die a thousand times over.

-Lexi -Kelly Mazzanobile

Sam Heman, I’ll always be in love with you.

Love always, Emely

Kat Deganais, You are such a beautiful person. Never think differently.

Fat Karlos, Yo, you wanna match?

Nadia, If I flip coin. Wut will I get?

-Gal Aharoni

Jaimie Wilsker, Happy Valentines Day!! Can’t wait for dinna tonight ;) -Ron Koren Dear Mcwill, I sincerely apologize for my tardiness. As I sit here writing this, reflecting on the past semester, listening to Dar, I can’t help but feel nostalgic. I will never forget my time here. Forever your favorite student, -Rachel Rooosay Stahler

Ian, Mommy loves you forever <3.

-Darlene Listman Tristan McConnell, I see you making eyes at me Drew Horn, under the pool. I know you want Theresa Barna, I hope you enjoyed my love letter me for my hot bod. Can I touch at Happy V-day you are dabomc. the bottom of your driveway. your abs?

-Your Secret Admirer com and I love you <3 -Not Joanna -Madison Brewer

John Brice, <3 u bro.

-Ron Koren

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The Merionite

From LM to NY: A semester at CITYterm

Eliana Gottesman

Class of 2013

Over the past semester I participated in a program called CITYterm, which takes place on the campus of The Masters School in Dobbs Ferry, New York about forty minutes outside of New York City. As much as I love LM, I wanted a change of pace. When I heard about CITYterm, it sounded like an incredibly unique experience, so I decided to apply. It may have been the best decision I’ve ever made.

The program was founded fifteen years ago and accepts thirty students, juniors and seniors, each semester. It is grounded in experience-based learning, using New York City as a laboratory. The schedule is rigorous but rewarding; no day is like the next.

Three days a week were spent in the dorms with regular classes (such as foreign language, science and math) and the “core curriculum,” the central element of CITYterm.

Core classes cover a wide range of topics including immigration, the Lower East Side, mapping, and the World Trade Center. With each unit came several classes covering various sub-topics. During the immigration unit,

for example, we had a class on immigrationbased literature and read works by authors such as Junot Díaz and Mira Jacobs. We also had a class on immigration statistics, where we analyzed data and attempted to make inferences about why certain ethnic groups lived in each area of New York and why they

Art by Jared Oriel originally immigrated.

The other three days of the week (yes, there is school on Saturday) were spent on CITYtrips, which related to the classes of that week. During the immigration unit, we were split into groups and each group was

assigned a neighborhood in the city that was heavily populated with immigrants.

My group was assigned to Washington Heights in Manhattan, a neighborhood with a majority of Dominican residents. Three times a week for two weeks we went into Washington Heights to immerse ourselves in the culture. We sampled the empanadas, browsed the shops, and talked to the people. I even practiced my Spanish because most people in that area don’t speak English. We met some amazing people and the final product included a presentation in front of our peers and teachers detailing our experiences in Washington Heights.

CITYtrips were simply fun. At the beginning of the program, to get to know the city better, we did a scavenger hunt exclusively using the subway system. We had to complete ridiculous tasks like zombie walking down an entire block, asking for a random person’s autograph, and performing an improv scene

on the street for money.

The academics and trips to the city weren’t the only engaging and exciting part of the program though; the relationships I built with my peers, teachers and New York City itself were incomparable. There was such a wide range of students in terms of economics, race, religion, and personality that it was incredible how well we all meshed. It might sound corny, but over our four months at CITYterm, we built a tighterknit community than any other I have ever been a part of.

Of course there are downsides to taking a semester-leave and CITYterm isn’t for everyone. The program doesn’t offer AP classes, and there aren’t extra-curricular activities. It’s difficult to leave everything you’re accustomed to and immerse yourself in a new environment, but for me, the tradeoff was completely worth it. I encourage anyone interested in CITYterm to talk to me or visit the website http://www.cityterm. org. I would, without question, do it all over again because, to put it in Barney Stinson terms, my past semester was legen (wait for it)…DARY.

Can LM students ace a common sense test?

Class of 2013

Testing the basic intelligence of average American has become somewhat of an Internet sensation, from YouTube videos such as “Lunch Scholars,” to the hundreds of articles quizzing randomly selected people on the streets.

The results are often random and hilarious, all the while perpetuating the international stereotype that Americans are less intelligent than their European and Asian counterparts. And yet, the popular assumption is that the students at LM, who consider themselves to be both intelligent and well-informed, would receive such trivial questions with a scoff. But how accurate is that assumption? Are students at LM truly more informed about politics, geography, pop culture, and sports than the general public?

With the help of Junior Sophie Arnold, I pursued the answer to this question by formulating five basic trivia questions about various topics. We then asked 30 students, teachers, and staff to answer the questions on the spot, with no help or warning about their subject area.

We were expecting immediate confusion, but eventually we thought that students and staff would be able to come up with at least mostly correct responses. The results, in that respect, were surprising. Every student but one could name the Vice President of the United States (Joe Biden) and the teams playing in the Super Bowl (the New England Patriots and the New York Giants), although less than ten students could accurately identify the capital of Florida (Tallahassee) or the number of United States Senators (100). Ultimately, while many LM students take classes at the highest level and achieve excellent scores

Club Spotlight:

Friendship Club

Rebecca McCarthy

Mariana Dougherty said, “There are so many great memories of playing board If you walk into a Friendship Club games with Chloe, Eric singing, and lismeeting, you might see students playing tening to Tucker talk about the safari!” board games or cards, you might see them Friendship Club offers a great socialhanging out and talking, you might even ization opportunity for LM’s special needs see a dance party. “I came in late one kids. Reed explained, “It’s been such a time to one of our get-togethers,” said positive interaction for both the special sponsor and History teacher Tom Reed, needs students and our students, the buil“and I walk in and there is a dance party, a dOn students. Both have broken down full-fledged a lot of ignod a n c e p a rrances they had t y. S a r a h of each other, Schelling it’s formed some organized great friendthis dance ships, it’s just a party and it fun time.” just was so By spendmuch fun. I ing time with couldn’t bethe kids in the lieve what I special needs was seeing.” program, LM Started Photo by Sarah Schelling is able to conabout four nect with them in Members of Friendship Club. years ago when a more personal buildOn collaborated with LM’s special way. Junior Sophie Sheintoch said, “I get education program, Friendship Club con- to interact with the kids in friendship club tinues to thrive. Meetings are held every and form bonds with them on a deeper Tuesday and Thursday and there are even level then just saying hi to them in the gatherings outside of school (trips to LM hallways. I encourage others to participate sporting events, Suburban Square, restau- because it’s a lot of fun and a great way rants, and bowling are just a partial list). to get involved and it means a lot to the Active Friendship Club member freshman students in the club.”

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on standardized tests, they still struggle with fundamental geography and politics.

The final question we asked was to name four members of the hit MTV show Jersey Shore. Twelve students answered correctly. What does it say about us that more “excellent” students can name cast members on a television show than can name the capital of this country’s fourth largest state?

How much do you know about the world around?

1. What is the capital of Canada?

2. How many US Presidents have there been?

3. Who is the coach of the Philadelphia Eagles?

4. Who is the US Secretary of State?

5. Who is Brad Pitt’s life partner?

Who am I? How many kids do I have?

One boy named Liam Where did I go to college?

Haverford College What is my favorite sport?

I like riding my bike. I also like watching cycling, it may have become my favorite sport to watch. But I like watching baseball too.

Where did I grow up?

Born in Los Alamos, lived in Marburg, probably “grew up” in Nashvegas, TN. Who is my favorite singer?

Hmmm, the guy from the original cast of Les Miserables that played Jean Valjean.

What is my favorite food?

Korean food.

What is my favorite color?

Green.

What is my favorite movie?

Blues Brothers.

Do I have any pets?

My dog Lily.

If I wasn’t a teacher, what would I be?

Maybe work for the CIA or NSA, they are always looking for returned Mormon missionaries that speak Korean.

Art by Jared Oriel

Mr. Haglund

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Aces of The Arts

Maia Potok-Holmes - Class of 2013

Photos courtesy of Maia Potok-Holmes

What is your favorite part about being in Players?

I love the people. They are so much fun to spend time with and to work with. I also love designing. It is amazing to be able to create what the actors are wearing on stage.

Do you participate in any arts outside of school?

Yes, I have dance class most days after Players.

Do you have any interest in pursuing the arts beyond high school?

Definitely! I want to continue studying dance in college and possibly make a career out of it. I would also love to continue working in theater during college.

Any Valentine’s Day plans?

Cleaning up bloody costumes during the final Dracula show!!

Josh Feldman - Class of 2012

Photos courtesy of Josh Feldman

What arts are you involved in at school?

Orchestra and the Jazz Band.

What is your favorite memory of being involved the arts here?

Besides the festivals, I will always remember jamming with the rhythm section, and occasionally Mr. Neu (Jazz Band director), during our breaks in rehearsal. Those jams were pretty special and always a pleasure to be a part of.

Do you plan on continuing percussion after school?

Although I don’t intend on pursuing music full time, I intend to be part of the jazz scene wherever I go.

Simply put, I need to drum.

If there was one thing you could change about your LM experience what would it be?

Reduce the amount of homework=reduced amount of stress=happier student body= students don’t dread going to school.

ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT A rising feminine role in comedic entertainment

From COMEDY, page 1

difference between the most recent film and all of the others? Bridesmaids is a film about primarily women. The others are mostly about men, and have generally included some degradation of the female characters. Though Bridesmaids may seem like the usual comedy, it’s a potentially pivotal moment for women in the comedic field. I say this is a pivotal point instead of just another funny movie because the women are humorous in ways that the female sex has never been allowed to be.

Bridesmaids was written by Kristen Wiig, a comedian on Saturday Night Live. In the movie, women fart, poop, drink excessively, and cause fights. What if June Cleaver acted that way?

Since 1975, Saturday Night Live has been a comedic outlet for the United States. The weekly sketch show makes the stresses of everyday life laughable, whether it is a political campaign or a war.

There have always been women on the set, starting with Gilda Radner and Jane Curtin in the original cast, but recently the women have become more successful comedians outside of the show. Tina Fey is perhaps the most obvious example of a woman who is changing

comedy, and is putting a feminine face on the genre of entertainment.

She became well-known writing and performing on Saturday Night Live, and has gone on to write an award winning show, 30 Rock, and two popular movies: Mean Girls and Baby Mama. Fey has received multiple Emmy Awards, Golden Globe Awards, and Screen Actors Guild Awards.

Another woman who got her start on SNL is Amy Poehler.

Poehler is the lead on a successful show called Parks and Recreation, and is a good example of the type of woman who has changed the expectations for female actors.

She makes a fool of herself routinely, which is something that has not been very acceptable for a woman until the late 20th century (with the exception of Lucille Ball). Not only is she acting in an often unattractive and comedic way, she is doing so on cable television. This portrayal of a woman would never have been so welcomed by American culture forty years ago. Shows like Parks and Recreation, New Girl, 30 Rock, and Up All Night not only have strong female characters, but also have women dominating the show. New Girl, for example, showcases Zooey Deschanel as

a quirky young woman in her twenties, who is confident about her awkward behavior and naturally girlish charm. The show’s popularity—among both male and female viewers—signifies that even very feminine women can be regarded as humorous. Compare this to shows only a decade ago: Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, The Cosby Show, and The Dick Van Dyke Show.

The ascendency in women’s role in comedy is in no way slowing down. Up and coming comedic Mindy Kaling is an actress and writer for NBC’s The Office. It is not very well known that she has actually written several episodes herself, starting with “Hot Girl” in season one, and most recently “Christmas Wishes” in season eight. Mindy began working for on The Office at age 24 as the only woman writer in a group of eight. Her future is beginning to show signs of a younger Tina Fey, as her present contract with NBC includes the bones of a show in which she will write and act.

Women are showing their true colors in the world of comedy, and breaking free from the motherly and passive roles that have been cast upon them for the first century of television.

The perfect love song mix-CD

Nicole Wang

Class of 2013 As the creator of February’s music mix, I wanted to compile a playlist that a range of people would appreciate. I tried to incorporate classic and undiscovered love songs from various genres to generate a holistic mix that isn’t too heavily “alternative” or “indie.” Of course, I thought it was also necessary to honor some of the greatest love songs of our time, so included are some lovely older pieces as well. However, I strayed from artists such as Adele and John Mayer because their already popular music needs no endorsement. I found that each time I reviewed this playlist, I realized something was missing, whether it was The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Fleetwood Mac, Florence & The Machine, Whitney Houston, or even Panic at the Disco. As a means to sort through all possibilities, I eventually decided that the forgotten or lesser-known pieces would receive priority because after all, everyone has heard of Queen and Frank Sinatra. But how many of you know of up-and-coming bands like The Mystery Jets?

Ultimately, there are just too many great love songs out there for one perfectly condensed list, so please don’t be insulted or frustrated if your favorite love songs didn’t make it because I sacrificed some of my most beloved songs too.

1) Dearest (Buddy Holly Cover) – The Black Keys The Black Keys put their own modern spin on a classic song. Please wait until you have passed the first minute of the song before deciding whether or not you like it! I only wanted to include one song per artist, but “Everlasting Light” is equally as captivating.

2) As Long As You Love Me – Backstreet Boys 3) Young Love – The Mystery Jets ft. Laura Marling This English indie rock band formed in 2004, and paired with Marling’s soothing voice they make a very catchy song.

4) Unchained Melody – The Righteous Brothers 5) Lovefool (The Cardigans) – The Morning

Benders This remake is better than The Cardigan’s original in my opinion. The perfect acoustic song to have on a Valentine’s Day music mix.

6) I’ll Melt With You – Modern English Although a little overplayed, this song is still good.

7) Skinny Love (Bon Iver Cover) – Birdy Just breathtaking. If you’re an Adele/Ingrid/ Lissie/Lykke/Florence Welch fan (or even if you’re not) you’ll fall in love with this song.

8) Boston – Augustana A gorgeous song that has been relatively forgotten.

9) Love Letters – Ketty Lester One of the most underrated songs of the 50’s.

10) Baby I’m Yours (Barbara Lewis Cover) Arctic Monkeys This is a really beautiful song and a great cover. The Artic Monkeys uniquely remade the song without diverting too much from the original. Also check out “Love is a Laserquest,” and “The Lovers.”

11) Cupid’s Chokehold – Gym Class Heroes The most played song of the seventh grade.

12) Dream a Little Dream of Me – Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald I am sure you all know this classic.

13) Something – The Beatles Easily substituted for any other Beatles love song; it’s hard to pick a favorite.

15) Real Love – Beach House Beach House’s unique genre is called “dream pop.” Check it out; people seem to either love or hate their sound.

16) Ce Jeu – Yelle The perfect French dance song about love.

17) Warwick Avenue – Duffy In my opinion, Duffy has been overshadowed

by Adele, so I wanted to bring this back. It does resemble Adele’s style, though.

18) Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop – Landon Pigg End by drifting asleep to Landon’s acoustic tune.

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In review: Ingrid’s new release, Human Again

Aviva Mann

Class of 2013

Pop-indie artist, Ingrid Michaelson, recently released her fifth album titled Human Again on January 24, 2012. Self-releasing her first album Slow the Rain, Michaelson has come a long way since, working with Cabin Records to produce her latest four albums. She made her first musical debut in commercials for Old Navy and hit shows like Grey’s Anatomy, with “The Way I Am,” “Keep Breathingm,” and “Breakable,” all from her second album, Boys and Girls. But these styles that first got her noticed make a dynamic transformation as each new song plays in Michaelson’s darker, more complex, Human Again.

Human Again takes leap in an edgier direction, using new instruments and techniques like strings and synth sounds and beats. Michaelson sings louder and stronger on this album—a break from her sweet and simple vocal and guitar works that fill her previous records. In an interview with Oh No They Didn’t Magazine, Michaelson states, “I’m not a little kid anymore. I love singing my little ukulele songs. But I feel like it’s time to stand up and really sing. [This record] is fiercer and not as childlike. Not to dis my old work, but I feel like I’ve done the whole barefoot singer-songwriter thing.” The overarching cheerless mood is certainly captured through her heavier accompaniment and metaphoric lyrics, revealing a darker time in Michaelson’s life.

The released single, “Ghost” came as a preview to the album where she depicts herself haunting halls and “climbing up walls” in a lost and broken-hearted state much “like living in a bad dream.” Moving from phantoms to flames in her first track titled “Fire,” Michaelson almost chants to swelling strings that she’s “walking in, walking in a fire, when I walk into you” ending the same song with the line, “and I love it.” In the eleventh track titled “In the Sea”, she sings “you dropped me in the sea…no, no don’t rescue me, I like the salt water sting.” Just when we thought Michelson had delved so far from her sweet past, the seemingly twisted idea of enjoying pain returns us to themes evident all along, seen in songs like Masochist from her second album.

Continuing her use of metaphor in Black and Blue, Michaelson voices an interpretation of falling, working seamlessly with her climbing, drowning, and burning—lyrics that remain relatable, whimsical, and surprisingly literary throughout the album.

Although the layered, rougher sound might surprise avid Michaelson listeners at first, the catchiness grows on you with another listen of the album in full. For these Michaelson fans that might feel turned off at first, start by listening to her softer songs (some of my personal favorites), Blood Brothers, Palm of your Hand, and I’m Through. These songs, like some of the slower ballads on the album like Keep Warm and How We Love make the album an eclectic mix of past and present, highlighting her tasteful riffs and the nuances of her voice.

However, when the songs are stripped of their accompaniment it seems that many meld from one to the other—you can find yourself singing the chorus of one followed by the verse of another. Does this aspect of her work show a positive cohesiveness? While some may argue yes, perhaps this could also mean the songs are too similar in structure, melody, or chord progressions—a challenge that all contemporary artists face.

For many, seeing Ingrid Michaelson perform live captures them, making them appreciate her voice and captivating stage presence all the more. She plans to tour for Human Again in the spring of 2012 (tickets are noticeably pricier this time around, so be sure to purchase them in advance).

Downton Abbey’s antiquated setting, yet modern appeal

J. Urheim/M. McFarland

class of ‘13/’14

This Sunday night at 9, sit down with your parents, turn on PBS, and tune in to the highly acclaimed BBC series Downton Abbey. The show premiered last fall, and after one season, has swept not only the attention of its native fans in Britain, but also the attention of many here in America, young and old alike. Yet what has surprised the creator of the show, Julian Fellowes, is the number of young viewers who watch this English early 1900s drama.

Starting at the sinking of the Titanic in 1912, Downton Abbey focuses on the Crawley family and all their staff–butlers, cooks, maids, valets–as they maintain their property, the Grantham estate. The Crawley family consists of Lord Grantham; his wife, Cora; his mother, the Dowager Countess; and his three daughters: Mary, Edith, and Sybil. The first episode begins when Lord Grantham receives a telegram, which informs him that his two heirs to the Grantham Estate have died on the Titanic. This central conflict forces the Crawley family to panic about losing the estate, until they find a new heir, Matthew Crawley, Lord Grantham’s second cousin.

The drama continues when Lady and Lord Grantham must now urge their daughters to find suitable husbands in order to keep the family from losing all of its money. Mysterious deaths, scandals, love triangles, and secret affairs all rock Downton Abbey and test the morals and bonds of the Crawley family.

Adding to the plot, the “downstairs” staff has problems and drama of their own.

Mrs. Patmore, the cook, and her kitchen maid, Daisy, often run into trouble concocting the grand meals for the Crawley family

and their guests. The young valet Thomas and the ladies’ maid Mrs. O’Brien often scheme, trying to get rid of Mr. Bates, the valet who has a limp leg. The Crawley girls’ maids are Gwen and Anna; Anna has feelings for Mr. Bates and Gwen often dreams of leaving her monotonous job behind and pursuing a career as a secretary.

The downstairs life and drama is just as interesting as that of the upstairs, and you often get a glimpse of the similar issues that stretch across the different classes Among the most beloved characters are Violet, the elderly but sharp Dowager Countess of Grantham; Anna, the kind head housemaid; and Carson, the quintessential British butler. Violet is played by Maggie Smith, who is famous for portraying Professor Minerva McGonagall in the Harry Potter series, which has only added to her popularity on Downton Abbey. Since there are twenty-six main characters, it is impossible to speak to a Downton Abbey fan without discovering and probably arguing over your favorites. The wide range of the cast gives every viewer the opportunity to relate to his or her own character and become more involved in the crew’s adventures on the show.

Even though it is set over 100 years ago, this is far from a show made just for your grandparents. Mary’s scandals, the quick wit of Violet Grantham, and the complex web of tangled relationships, upstairs and downstairs make Downton Abbey so captivating. Personally, as avid followers of the show, we love the strong characters and the surprisingly modern issues that arise each episode. Culturally, Downton Abbey has influenced a 20s-inspired fashion trend, a rise in the popularity of British shows, and a united cult-like following.

The art of being single on Valentine’s Day:

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an entertaining survival guide

Class of 2013 Two Valentine’s Days ago, we went to an “I Hate Valentine’s Day Party.” At said party we decided to watch a horror movie.

I, Kara, was too afraid to watch it and spent the night sitting alone upstairs. Allie fell asleep.

Although Valentine’s Day can be nice for the people who want to celebrate it, the holiday doesn’t have to be terrible for the rest of us. What used to be an excuse for a party in elementary school has become a day of excess PDA and moping singletons. But it doesn’t have to be. To all those lonely hearts out there, Valentine’s Day can be as outrageous—or as typical as you want! Use it as an excuse to be bold, or spend it how you would any other day never once mentioning the word pink, boyfriend, or dare I say it, love.

Before embarking on the day, it is best to think of the positive aspects of being single on Valentine’s Day. First, you don’t have to spend any money on presents and flowers, or write a cliché poem. There is no need to feel the pressure to do something super romantic, or stress out about the relationship between you and your crush or your non-existent boyfriend. Instead, you can wait an extra day to buy and eat bags of inexpensive chocolate.

We asked some of LM’s finest love aficionados about how they plan to spend February 14.

Junior Itai Barsade said “I will be sitting on my bed watching The Notebook with a box of chocolates that I bought myself.” Freshman, Josh Aronson says that he is “gonna tell the girl [he has] been crushing on for three years to

have [his] children and live with [him] in [his] penthouse.”

Sophomore, Arman Hassan responded, “ I will do intense abdominal workouts so that next year my six pack will get me a valentine,” and sophomore, Moriah Kofsky told us she will be “getting a tatoo where he broke [her] heart.”

So now, without further ado, we present to you Kara and Allie’s Guide to the Perfect Single’s Valentine’s Day! 6:15 – Wake up. Spend a few extra minutes in front of the mirror beautifying. Guys, don’t forget to lather yourselves with AXE body spray and put on your tightest v-neck tee. You know the ladies love them. Girls, hike up those so-los and take extra care rolling your UGGs down just right. If you feel compelled, throw on your favorite crop top to complete the look. Who cares if it’s the middle of the winter!

6:59 – If there are any cuties at your bus stop, walk down the street like it’s a runway, showing your neighborhood just how great being single can look.

7:15 – Once you’re in school, brace yourself for a lot of PDA. If you feel inclined to do so, throw your laptop at an especially mushy couple. The single majority won’t judge you.

11:00 – A-Lunch. Chat with your friends and plan something fun for tonight! We suggest a nice Hibatchi dinner.

11:30 – Head back to class feeling accomplished and sociable for making plans. While trekking up the stairs, talk really loudly about how excited you are for your night’s plans.

12:15 – Uh oh, time for class with your ex. You’ve got a few options here: Exchange your dead computer battery for their fully charged one while they aren’t looking, “accidently” move their seat so that when they try to sit they fall on the ground, steal their homework and change all the answers, or lastly, if you are in art class, grab some scissors and give them a nice, little hair cut.

2:40 –The bell rings, and school is over. Head to sports practice, after school activities, work, or just go on home and relax.

3:00 – Make yourself a nice comforting snack, Kara says

brownies, Allie says nachos.

To distract yourself, watch Teen Mom, Toddlers and Tiaras, or WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment).

5:00 – You’ve finished your nap/homework and are ready for some excitement! Here are some possible options to get you through the next seven hours unscathed.

- Watch a movie (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, anyone?)

- Hit up a new restaurant downtown with your single friends - Knit yourself a sweater. Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow so looks like you’ll need something warm to wear for the next few months anyway.

- Play scrabble with your parents - Go on a shopping spree - Play COD - Make your crush a pretty card and ask him/her to be your valentine! The bold move could turn the lonely night around…

- Color code your sock drawer - Read either “The Hunger Games” or “Harry Potter.” No Twilight, please.

- Listen to “Ms. Independent,” “Single Ladies,” and “What doesn’t kill you” on repeat - Make yourself a five-course meal consisting of all your favorite foods 12:01 – Believe it or not, the worst is over. You have survived yet another Valentine’s Day! Now that wasn’t so bad, was it?

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SPORTS The Merionite LM football looks to restore storied tradition with new coach Jake Ochroch

Class of 2012

The end of this past season marked something more than the end of a solid three-win season highlighted by a victory at Radnor for the LM football squad.

It also marked the end of an era for LM football, as Coach Jon Rothberg’s tenure as head coach ended.

Rothberg was asked to step down after seven seasons on the coaching staff of the Bulldawgs. Before Rothberg coached at LM, he spent time coaching at George Washington High School and other high school programs, as well as some time coaching at the collegiate level. After moving to LM, Rothberg spent a year as an assistant under math teacher John Vaccaro, three years as defensive coordinator under Ed Cubbage, and the last three years as the head coach of LM. In his tenure as head coach, Rothberg won six games and lost 27 over three seasons with, perhaps more importantly, a 2-1 record against Radnor. Rothberg has spent 21 years coaching high school and collegiate football and upon reflection, commented,

“I have enjoyed coaching the young men at Lower Merion the most.”

Rothberg, like all coaches, had his own unique style of coaching, focusing on the effort and persistence required to succeed. When asked about his leaving, Rothberg seemed reminiscent, almost nostalgic, commenting, “I would swap them for any team I have ever coached. They’re family to me. I watched them struggle and wrestle the angels, and I watched them become men.”

Rothberg embodied the family spirit: “I loved going to battle with guys but mostly I coach for the relationships between me and the players and the coaches and the community and everyone involved with the football program. They are lifelong.”

When asked why Rothberg was encouraged to step down, Athletic Director Donald Walsh declined to comment, but described many of the same ideas that Rothberg enumerated that made this past season so great, including the sense of community and the players’ love for the game. Walsh also commented that the administration is looking for a new head coach who will “bring energy to the program and be able to work with the kids on and off the field.” Walsh later elabo-

rated that the new head coach will work with kids in day-to-day aspects of their lives, from “academics to preparation for games and game time.”

With the parting of coach Rothberg, a new era of LM football begins. But who will lead it? LM football has an enduring tradition of, as Principal Sean Hughes stated, “Young men who give their all to represent our school and community with class, honor and success.”

The new coach must be someone who upholds these traditions while training players on and off the field.

As of February 9, the administration is in the third and final part of the interview process and plans to choose and announce next year’s head coach within the week. Sources indicate that the search is down to four candidates, three of whom have head coaching experience. While it currently remains unknown who will replace Rothberg, whoever earns the title of head coach will have to fill all of Walsh and Rothberg’s criteria and more. Whoever fills the void left by Rothberg will have the tough challenge of topping a 2-1 record against Radnor and seven years of devotion to a long standing LM tradition of excellence and sportsmanship.

Despite key injury, Lady Aces persevere Wrestlers await tournament play Will Rosenbaum

of the biggest crowd they played in front of this season.

Class of 2015 “At first it was nerve-wracking,” said The Lady Aces’ 2010-2011 season didn’t sophomore Danielle Baer. “But after we got end with a medal. It didn’t end with a district used to it, it helped us seal the win.” or state title either. What it did end with, howAlthough they came out with a huge vicever, was history. Never before had an LM tory, the girls lost senior captain Jessica girls basketball team gone undefeated in the Porter to a dislocated shoulder. Porter later Central League, then made such an impressive said, “I had a lot of team and individual goals district and state run, reaching the semififor this season that I hoped to reach, so the nals of both tournaments. During the district most disappointing part of getting injured run, the Lady Aces upset number four seed was interrupting the process of achieving my Cheltenham in overtime. That game will live goals.”

The loss was critical, since Porter is forever in Cheltenham infamy, as the Lady both an offensive and defensive threat.

Aces were the first team to go to their home Over the next ten games without Porter, court and emerge victorious since 2008. the Lady Aces dropped six. Without the go-to The 2010-2011 season was undoubtedly the scorer they had i n P o r t e r, t h e y started losing close games.

The games that they lost weren’t blowouts. Most of them were competitive and within ten points; in other words, the Lady Aces were always contenders. Still, the girls recovered upon Porter’s return to qualify for the district playoffs on the Photo by John Nimerfroh b a s i s o f b e i n g one of the top Injured senior Jess Porter congratulates her team after a big win. four teams in the Central League. This biggest season in the history of the program. feat is impressive considering their midseaBut getting through that season wasn’t the son rough patch.

It’s no secret that the girls’ basketball team toughest thing the girls would face; rather, doesn’t have as many fans at home games as coming back this year and proving themselves the boys do. The Harriton game showed just worthy would be. what a crowd does for the girls. When senior “I think that we knew what to expect. The captain Tessa Wade was asked how not having pressure we felt was mainly from everyone a solid fan base hurt the team she replied, “I else,” junior forward Rosie Stahler recounted. don’t think it hurts us, but it would definitely “I kind of liked playing with the weight on help us out by picking the energy up and makmy shoulders; it was fun.” ing us feel important, especially after last The Lady Aces won seven of their first year with us having such a good record and eight games this year, outscoring their opgoing to the final four.”

While Wade’s LM ponents 278-233. It seemed as though they career is almost over, she hopes that students were on track for another fantastic season.

The eighth game of that set was against Har- will realize that the team would greatly benriton. The game was part of a double header efit from a supporters section, and that more at the Kobe Bryant Gymnasium. While fan people will encourage the team. Hopefully after fan piled into the Dawg Pound, the next season the girls will have more supportLady Aces held off Harriton 44-34 in front ers to witness their exciting victories.

Max Titlebaum

Class of 2013 This year ’s LM wrestling team has been fired up since day one. Head coach Jim Perri believes that this group of wrestlers is one of his hardest working groups during his time with the program. This squad of only nine varsity wrestlers is led by their captains’ junior Eli Zimmer, senior Ron Koren and junior Scott Chieu. They have also had great help from junior Steffen Vestal, sophomore Yoni Dutlitzki, and senior Zach Kleiner.

matches, and Chieu, who has won over 80 percent.

Although the team has had many solo highlights, they have rarely managed to win meets as a team. They did manage to defeat Haverford by a score of 24-13.

Other than that, they have had numerous losses by margins of 10 points or more. Another big match was against rival Harriton on February 1. This match was very exciting and seemed to bring out the best in the wrestlers from both teams. This was the meet wrestling fans and alumni

Photo courtesy of Phil Neafsey

103-pound senior Zach Kleiner battles against Radnor.

Unfortunately, the squad’s lack of wrestlers has hindered their ability to win as many matches as they would like.

The team’s talent has also been on display this year, as six out of the nine members of the varsity have double-digit wins.

The leader in this category is Zimmer, with 21 wins at press time. Many of the wrestlers also have a great number of pins, with three members in double digits, led by ironman Vestal with 13. Overall, the team is winning roughly 60 percent of their individual matches, and has several bright spots looking forward to the future, including sophomores Sam Czarkwoski and Kyle Bautista. Two of the most impressive wrestlers this year have been Zimmer, who has won over 90 percent of his

wanted to see; every year the Harriton match is packed with great action, friends, and an exciting atmosphere. It was a fantastic opportunity to see “all the home town boys compete at one location,” said Perri. Although the boys ended up losing 52-24, every member of the team gave a quality effort. Even though the regular season is coming to an end, playoffs are imminent.

The playoff process begins with sectionals, followed by districts, then regionals, and lastly states.

Districts are held on February 18, regionals from March 2-3, and states from March 8. The LM wrestlers hope to make their mark at these prestigious tournaments. This small group of men has fought hard this season, and considering their size, they have done a phenomenal job.

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February 14, 2012

SPORTS

The Merionite High hopes for the Phillies Josh Metzman

Class of 2012

While many LM students this lukewarm winter are wondering why we have not had a snow day yet, many of us are also pondering the greatest question of the year—will the Phillies win the 2012 World Series? Although it’s just February for those who don’t religiously watch baseball, for those who do it’s just weeks away from Spring Training. It’s officially time to refresh yourself on the offseason moves your Phightin’ Phillies and the rest of the MLB have made.

The Phillies have been huge winners this offseason. The beloved Jim Thome is returning to the squad after his time with the club from 2003-2005. At this point in his career, he is more of a fan favorite or bench bat than a home runhitting machine, like he was in his previous years here. After the media and Phillies General Manager Ruben Amaro Jr. tricked phanatics everywhere into thinking the Phillies re-signed relief pitcher Ryan Madson, the team agreed to a four-year deal with former ace Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon instead. Jimmy Rollins continues to be the robber baron of the clubhouse, signing a 3-year, $33 million deal with the Phillies. The Phillies also acquired Ty Wigginton, a great utility player, from the Colorado Rockies this past November, who will help at first base.

While the newest players roll into the clubhouse in their fresh uniforms, other players chuck theirs in a U-Haul and roll out to their new homes. Ryan Madson and Wilson Valdez recently signed with the Cincinnati Reds, while closer Brad Lidge is now a Washington National. Roy Oswalt has also parted ways with the Phillies, as his injury-prone tendencies created a contract dilemma. Roy Halladay, who starts the Phillies rotation, has had an exotic offseason. On a December fishing trip in the Amazon with his long-time best friend, Chris Carpenter, he saved a village boy from dying of an anaconda attack. Cliff Lee, who came back to the Phillies last year to complete a love story between man and city, is second in this stacked rotation.

Cole Hamels, whose contract expires after this season, should be better than ever, and I believe he has the best chance of any Phillies pitcher this year to win the National League Cy Young award. Up next is Vance Worley, who surprisingly went 11-3 last season. After Worley comes Joe Blanton, most famous for his 2008 World Series home run (which history teacher John Grace dropped in order to save his hotdog), who has only pitched in two games for more than seven full innings since April 2008.

He is likely to be traded this spring, or in July during the trade deadline. With Kyle Kendrick officially in the bullpen alongside Antonio Bastardo, Chad Qualls, Dontrelle Willis, and Jonathan Papelbon, the bullpen is much deeper than before.

The starting lineup will be rather similar to last year’s lineup upon Howard’s return in May from ACL surgery. While Amaro believes that pitching wins World Series rings, he made sure the latest additions to the team would supplement the dominantly left-handed lineup. So, will the rest of the NL East be able to contend with the Phillies and their new and improved offense?

The Braves have been incredibly quiet this past offseason because their team is still young and powerful. Atlanta, who blew their 990:1 odds of making the Wild Card spot to the world champion Cardinals, is never a team to underestimate.

Their young core of Jason Heyward and Freddie Freeman will be tough to defeat. Even the Washington Nationals are decent, with their good rotation and improved lineup. The Mets, on the other hand, have little talent left. The Marlins have been huge winners this offseason. They picked up José Reyes and Heath Bell on a blowout budget to open their new stadium with a bang. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Miami Marlins won the wild card or even surpassed the Phillies to win the NL East title this year. But at the same time, if the Marlins team underperforms, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the Marlins trade away some of their stars at the trade deadline.

The Phillies are an older team, with Howard, Utley and Rollins all in their 30’s. Experts have hypothesized that these next couple of years are the Phillies’ best chance to win another World Series. This is because the Phillies have traded most of their young prospects in these last few years, in an effort to go all in. The Phillies pitching staff, which has been the key to their recent success, is also, at its core, very old. Roy Halladay and Cliff Lee are 34 and 33 respectively. Though experts have predicted that Lee and Halladay may keep up their productivity into their mid to late 30’s, most pitchers begin to lose velocity and deteriorate at that age.

Whether it’s the atmosphere or the clutch comebacks that draw you into America’s pastime, this year is the one to pay closest attention to. Spring Training begins on February 29, with the Phillies taking on Florida State University, then other MLB teams in the weeks leading up to the Home Opener on April 9. A solid expectation for the Phillies would be a National League title and even a World Series title, that is, if you have high hopes.

Perfection in Central League instills confidence and energy in Aces and fans alike From BASKETBALL, page 1

Standout junior Rondae Jefferson, one of the top two playDespite the Aces impressive track record, winning the Disers in the state, leads Chester High School, the only District trict 1 championship won’t be easy. Freshman Corey Sherman One team ranked ahead of the Aces, considered among the believes that “we are playing extremely confident basketball country’s top 25 teams. In the district playoffs the Aces would and we feel that we are prepared for the challenge of playing love to make it to a final contest versus Chester. against some of the best teams in the state.”

But the Aces have some stars of their own. Juniors BJ Among those teams is Wissahickon, who is poised to earn Johnson and Raheem the number four seed. Even after losing a top Hall have amassed lots player from last year in Anthony McKee to of points, both averaging Plymouth Whitemarsh, senior small forward in double digits, while Jordan Reed has stepped up to lead his team to senior Darryl Reynolds an impressive 20-2 season, achieving multiple has emerged as a real de30 point games. Also in the mix is Council Rock fensive presence, in addiNorth. After a rough 1-3 start, Council Rock tion to putting up a lot of North received a key transfer from Roman points of his own. SophoCatholic High School, sophomore point guard more Justin McFadden Rip Engel, who ignited Council Rock North’s has been the team’s glue impressive 14-2 run over the next 16 games. guy, not appearing flashy The team is also led by Arron Goodman and on the stats sheet,but takAaron Morgan, two players who led the team to ing necessary charges that a second place finish in districts last year. cemented wins versus To beat these strong teams, the Aces will premier teams like Scranhave to overcome their Achilles heel, defending ton. Sophomore JaQuan the three-pointer. This weakness was exposed Johnson has been vital in a tough loss against Emmaus during winter too, especially to LM’s break. In addition, making free throws will be strong transition game. important as well. Overall, the Aces will have The district playoff to take advantage of teams by realizing that in system is determined by most of these games they are more athletic at Photo by Kyle Perry/Staff a computer analysis that each position. There will be mismatches, and Junior BJ Johnson slams it home for teams will have trouble keeping up with LM. takes into account a team’s the Aces against the Scranton Knights. The Aces should do a good job as always of record as a whole, and the team’s strength of schedule. scouting their opponents. Sherman says that the Barring a huge upset, the team takes a few days to watch film and work Aces seem destined to earn the second seed in PA District 1, on some key concepts in practice to prepare for nonleague which would guarantee that their the first two playoff games teams, and the playoffs will be no different. would be at home. To gain entrance into the state playoffs the So while the focus shifts onto district playoffs, the Aces Aces will have to either win their first two games, or win one must take it one game at time. And maybe, just maybe, we game and then many consolation games to gain one of the last will see two LM vs. Chester games: one for the District chamtwo spots. In total, eight teams from District 1 will go onto to pionship, and the other for States! compete for the state championship.

ESPN: sports paradise or sports nightmare?

Sigmund Lilian

Class of 2013 “This is SportsCenter.” Nearly every American sports fan knows that catchphrase by heart, the phrase that signals the start of an hour solely dedicated to sports, the phrase that reminds the viewer that they are watching ESPN. The station brought sports into people’s households with unprecedented frequency. In the days before ESPN, sports were only a part of a news channel’s evening program, only a fragment of a network’s coverage. But the network changed the whole ballgame by completely featuring sports, highlighted by its hour-long flagship program, SportsCenter. No longer did one need to wait until the Sunday paper to hear the outcome of the Phillies game, no longer were fans that lived in different cities than their favorite teams unable to root for them. Since its inception in 1979, ESPN has revolutionized the sports television industry. Still, even though ESPN has changed sports television for the better, it has had some serious negative consequences, specifically with small market sports teams and the polarization of American sports fans.

The unintended consequences of ESPN are particularly harmful. Like any television station, ESPN gets money according to its ratings. Since more people live in densely populated cities, the network, in its quest for ratings, focuses more on the teams that are based in the big cities, such as New York, Miami, and Los Angeles. ESPN focuses less on small market teams, because they pull in fewer ratings when the station covers them compared to the ratings that ESPN gets when it covers big market teams. ESPN has taken advantage of these larger market cities with the introduction of websites and radio stations dedicated to covering sports in the big cities, such as ESPN Dallas, ESPN Los Angeles, and ESPN New York. With the advent of ESPN as a dominant television force, American sports fans have seen a sharp decline in the coverage of small market teams.

Big time all-stars such as Lebron James are flocking to the big cities where the ratings are higher. Since most athletes crave the spotlight and want to put their talent on display for the world to see every game, they are moving to the cities where their talent will be shown to all. Without the abil-

ity for small market teams to retain all-stars, it is becoming increasingly difficult for them to compete in a competitive fashion. Look at the 76ers, granted a very good team, but without a single bona fide all-star. What all-star wants to play in a second tier market city like Philadelphia? None!

All-stars want the limelight. ESPN provides that limelight, and players flock to places where it is the greatest.

ESPN has also introduced American sports fans to a plethora of debate shows, each with its own quirks. Shows such as First Take, Pardon the Interruption, Jim Rome Is Burning, and Around The Horn are too often run by the loudest voice instead of the most logical voice. Many impressionable sports fans believe these voices are true, because the members of these shows are labeled as “analysts.” When “analyst” Jim Rome was starting out, he mockingly called Jim Everett, a former NFL quarterback, “Chris” Everett, the famous women’s figure skater. Everett confronted Rome and got into a fight with him during an interview (which I highly suggest watching). Rome called out Everett because he knew it would make people interested in his show, and more viewers equates to more money for these “analysts.” Some of them base their entire shows off of ridiculous opinions to incite confrontation, such as Skip Bayless of First Take. Bayless has called out well — respected athletes like Terrell Suggs in order to create confrontation. Bayless has also harshly criticized the Philadelphia Eagles organization and fans, going as far as mentioning the throwing of “snowballs at Santa Claus,” as an example of how awful Eagles fans are. Sports fans deserve better than these opinion shows, but right now they are not getting it.

ESPN has had some great effects on sports fandom, producing amazing programs such as SportsCenter, 30 for 30 (anyone who has not watched this show needs to climb out of their rock and see it) and SportsNation. But these great effects are countered with some of ESPN’s more negative effects. We now focus less on smaller markets teams and carry loud, extreme opinions thanks to ESPN. Without ESPN, the sports world would look much different than it looks today. But is that difference for better or for worse?

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February 14, 2012

SPORTS The Merionite Boys and girls swim teams enjoy improved seasons

James Johnston

Class of 2013 From the starting horn to the final touch of the wall, the LM swim team thoroughly dominated its competition. Though the teams can count on its yearly domination of Harriton, their success this year spread far beyond the usual parameters. The girls’ team showed improvement from last years season, while the boys’ team also improved, despite injuries. This season was a successful one for the girls swim team. While swimming may seem to be an individual sport, it is actually one that requires the dedication of the entire team, as each individual race is important in the overall scoring of the meet. Since there are twelve total races, the fact that LM has so many strong swimmers is key. Leading the way this year have been senior captains Simone Ziss and Ali Burgos.

These two have set the tone for the rest of the team by working hard, and both have made major time improvements this year, according to coach Katie Fitzgerald. While these two may lead the team, they are by no means the only great swimmers. Juniors Maddie McComb, Nadia Klincewicz, and Marina Forster as well as sophomore Duranya Freeman lead the sprinters, or short distance racers, while sophomore Arielle Anderer and freshmen Ailish Dougherty and Keren Baranov star in the distance events.

The medley team featuring Freeman, Dougherty, Klincewicz, and McComb qualified for districts. Said coach Fitzgerald of

Photo by Kyle Perry/Staff LM senior David Freedman swims the butterfly. swimming being a team sport, “I emphasize the fact that despite swimming alone in the lane during a race, we participate in the meet as a team and think with a team mentality. It’s really thanks to all of the efforts of the ladies on the team that we’re doing so

well this year.” In fact, many on the squad compared it to a family.

Senior Elizabeth Hecht reiterated this sentiment, “I love that the team not only feels like a team, but also like a family. Everyone is very spirited, and the amount of support the girls give to their peers while they are practicing and competing is huge.” This support system enabled the team to tackle obstacles that had stumped them in years past. One such obstacle was Strath Haven, whom the girls’ team had not managed to beat in years. In the defining moment of the season, LM defeated Strath Haven and set the tone for the rest of its season.

The boys’team had a rather similar season, one with successes and struggles alike, including many injury problems that forced freshmen into action. They had four wins and six losses, their best season in ten years, including victories over Harriton, Springfield, Glen Mills, and Marple Newtown. Seniors Sam Heyman, David Freedman and Robert Gaudio have captained this year’s edition of the team, yet the engine that truly drives the boys, is a group of four sophomores, whom Gaudio describes as the “Fab Four.”

This consists of Tristan McConnell, Robbie Warshaw, Gabe PerezLopez, andArchie Millar. These sophomores will lead the team for the next two years. In fact, Gaudio says that the team is poised to take a step forward next year: “From this point the team can only get better- the graduating class will be missed but with the quality of the underclassmen this year it won’t matter.” Hopefully both teams continue to take steps forward next year.

LM boys and girls squash programs excel at Nationals

Blayne Yudis

Class of 2013 Another season of squash has come to its conclusion at LM, and what an eventful season it was!

“Both the girls and boys Varsity squads have had the most successful season of any since the start of the HLM team in 1997,” stated head coach Shane Coleman.

Starting in early December, the boys routed Shipley before losing a heartbreaker to Germantown Friends by a tally of 5-4. With a crushing shutout over The Hill School, 9-0, the team quickly rebounded by winning the rest of their matches in the regular season, including a victory against Germantown Friends in a neck-in-neck redemption match. Junior Josh Marks, the number two varsity spot for the boys, explained, “This team has very good chemistry. The two new coaches this year, Mark Landis and Luis Sanchez, meshed in very well.” Landis is a teacher at Harriton and Sanchez is the new squash pro at the Cynwyd Club of Merion. “They both traveled with the team to every away match and contributed the support the team needed for success,” Marks stated.

The girls enjoyed similar success this season. After inching by Springside School, 5-4, the team lost a tough match to Germantown Friends by a score of 2-7. “After the GFS match we were discouraged about the loss but knew that as the season progressed we would get stronger as a team.” Senior Emely Levyn said. “We practiced hard for the remainder of the season and the team became much closer.” Following the loss, this hard work became evident as the team bounced back and ended up winning out the rest of their regular season matches. Four of these five matches were shutouts and the closest match was an 8-1 pummeling of Conestoga.

Along with boasting standout seasons, the squash teams have had a few standout players as well.

On the girls’ side, senior Emely Levyn rose to the 25th ranking among 17-19 year old girls. For the

Freshman Jake Margolis

Sports played: Hockey and lacrosse How often do you check PowerSchool? Almost every day Biggest winter sport rival: Upper Darby Song you’re ashamed you listen to: “Baby” by Justin Bieber If you were principal for a day: Freshman could have frees

Sophomore Galen McMullen

Sports played: Basketball and crew How often do you check PowerSchool? Every now and then Biggest winter sport rival: Sarah Q Song you’re ashamed you listen to:“Teamwork” by LazyTown If you were principal for a day: Electives all day everyday

boys, junior Josh Marks became ranked 41st for 15-17 years olds. Senior Matt Cooper recently won the Philadelphia District Squash Tournament and climbed to 15th in the division for 17-19 year olds.

In high school squash, February is highlighted by High School Nationals, the culmination of the season. The Nationals are held every year in New Haven, Connecticut, at Yale University. It is the largest junior tournament in the world, as over 90 teams participate every year.

Last year, the girls’ squad worked their way to winning the consolation bracket and finished 21st in the country for Division Two, the second best of the divisions. The boy’s team competed in Division Three, the third best of the divisions, last year. It was their highest ever bracket exposure at Nationals, and they finished 35th in the country. This year, they returned as the first team in the history of HLM to compete in Division One. The teams both prepared mentally for the largest tournament of their respective seasons. Levyn went into greater depth on this, stating, “We had to run 225 court sprints a day. The court sprints were not a punishment but a way for the coaches to prove to us that we can mentally and physically conquer anything.” The girls entered Nationals seeded first after also finishing first in their division.

They finished an impressive 19th in the country. The boys were seeded 10th going into the tournament and ended up as the 12th best high school squash squad this year. Collectively, the LM squash program, with just a few tournaments remaining, is the best public school in the nation.

Both teams will look to continue their success next year. Coach Coleman explained that, “While we will get several graduating 8th graders next season, the bulk of the middle scholers will arrive the following year. So for the future? Very good.” With confidence like that, there is no reason why the team cannot bring home a National title in the near future.

Junior Maddie McComb

Sports played: Swimming and crew How often do you check PowerSchool? At least 3 or 4 times a day Biggest winter sport rival: Harriton Song you’re ashamed you listen to: “Love You Like A Love Song”

by Selena Gomez & The Scene If you were principal for a day: I’d give parking passes to juniors

Senior Will Tobias

Sports played: Baseball and squash How often do you check PowerSchool? Usually once a day Biggest winter sport rival: Alan Litman, who beat me in a challenge match Song you’re ashamed you listen to: “Just Can’t Get Enough” by Depeche Mode If you were principal for a day: I’d eliminate English and History assignments from the summer work curriculum.