"When he told me that fish belong into the water I was like..
„I KNOW THAT DUDE I‘M A FISH“
The way he looked at me after me was kinda
.. His tipsy ass came towards me and he touched me -I - I don‘t wanna talk about it, I‘m fine now. but after that he threw me straight into the toilet, that was total shit. But I‘m over this prick, yk, there‘s plenty of fish in the sea and even though I Landed in the canal, it was the best I could take so now I‘m having a happy relationship with another mutant goldfish.“
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(CNN) A fishy ruling from California: A California court has ruled bees can legally be considered fish under specific circumstances.
The ruling, released May 31, reversed an earlier judgment which found bumblebees could not be considered “fish” under the California Endangered Species Act.
“The issue presented here is whether the bumblebee, a terrestrial invertebrate, falls within the definition of fish, as that term is used in the definitions of endangered species in section 2062, threatened species in section 2067, and candidate species (i.e., species being considered for listing as endangered or threatened species) in section 2068 of the Act,” wrote California’s Third District Court of Appeal in its ruling.
The California Endangered Species Act was designed to protect “native species or subspecies of a bird, mammal, fish, amphibian, reptile, or plant.”
Notably, invertebrates are absent from the list of protected species.
Manatees swim in the Homosassa River on October 05, 2021 in Homosassa, Florida. Conservation groups announced on Wednesday that the US Fish and Wildlife Service will update its protections for manatee habitats in Florida. Federal officials agree to update Florida manatees' protected habitat for the first time in 50 years
But in a lucky loophole for insects, mollusks, and other spineless creatures falling under the umbrella term “invertebrate,” the act itself defines a “fish” as “a wild fish, mollusk, crustacean, invertebrate, amphibian, or part, spawn, or ovum of any of those animals.”
Expanding the definition of fish to include invertebrates makes them eligible for greater protection from the Fish and Game Commission, wrote the court.
I cost more, I am bigger, I have more space to live in and in general I‘m just the better one, nothing personal tho kiddo.
-Mr. Koi about goldfish
„Find Nemo“ has been lying to us. In reality, if a mother clownfish is eaten, its mate changes sex completely and becomes a female, even laying eggs, researchers from University of Exeter in the UK have found.
To ensure the survival of the clownfish group, Marlin (Nemo‘s father) would have become Marlene, and mated with a younger male from the adolescent population already living on the anemone, researchers said. Nemo, being the only other male, would therefore mate with his mother who has been his dad, Marlin, or now, Marlene.
The Oedipus complex is a psychoanalytic theory proposing that children have possessive sexual desires for their opposite-sex parent while viewing their same-sex parent as a rival and that the complex is resolved when children overcome their incestuous and competitive emotions and begin to view their same-sex parent as a role model.
Established by psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud in 1899, the theory is controversial.
