Dumb and Dumber Quotes for For Fans of the Movie

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Dumb and Dumber Quotes for For Fans of the Movie


Here are some great Dumb and Dumber quotes following the lives of Harry and Lloyd, two best friends who aren’t the sharpest pencils. “Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd “Did you pay the Gas-man?” – Lloyd “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd “Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?” – Lloyd “It’s ok – I’m a limo driver!” – Lloyd “I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself.” – Harry



“Kiss it! You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips! Right here! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!” – Harry “Oh look, frost!” – Harry “I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o’ clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?” – Harry “Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.” – Harry “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” – Harry “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” – Harry “You had, an extra pair of gloves this entire time?!” – Harry “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.”



“Pull your vehicle to the side of the road! License and registration, please. You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn’t you say? You fellas been doing a bit of boozin’, have ya? Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?” “Yeah, well you aware it’s against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? Come on give me them booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!” “Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentalino?” For plenty more humour, check out www.mediajist.com.



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