In this special satire issue of the McHenry MESS, we cover Dr. Prickett's controversial sobbing selifies, talk to a new batched well-read coaches, celebrate the sutdents meeting the school's 150% attendance rate, and explain the controversial minimum speed limit signs at the Upper Campus. Read more at themchenrymessenger.com, or follow us on Facebook, X, or Instagram @mchenrymessengr!
