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Redm en defeated M cGill finishes second in O-QIFC for play-offs

By Louis Pearson M c G ill Q B Dana T oerin g had a m iserable afternoon Saturday. H e and the rest o f the eigh th -ran ked M c G ill R e d m e n g o t th um ped by the sixth-ranked O ttaw a G ee-G ees 45-17 at M olson Stadium, assuring O tta w a first p lace in the O ntarioQ u e b e c In t e r c o lle g ia t e F o o t b a ll C on fe ren c e fo r the third con secu ­ tive season.

B e n e a th b lu e s k ie s and h o t sun, M c G i l l c e le b r a t e d In d ia n S u m m er b y ta k in g the afte rn o o n o ff.

O ffe n s iv e ly ,

th e

R edm en

look ed shaky from the outset. T w o fu m b le d pitch es, a b otch ed snap, and three d rop ped passes charac­ terised M c G i l l ’ s o p e n in g p osses­ sions. T h e y lucked out on a short punt w h ich g a v e the R edm en the ball deep in G ee-G ee territory, but th ey o n ly m a n a g ed th ree p oin ts.

Tailb ack Shawn Linden capped o f f

Redmen fu llb a ck D a n Pronyk rushes deep into Ottawa territory. M cG ill lost 45-17 to the Ottawa Gee-Gees this weekend in the last gam e o f the regular season. The Redmen took second pla ce in the seven-team conference.

Canadian students rally to stop education cuts Nation-wide CFS week o f action came to Montreal and attracted 2,000 postsecondary students in protest

By Darryl Levine

M c G i l l ’ s on ly consistent d riv e o f

“ W ith increasing administration

duction o f new administrative fees in

fees, decreasing accessibility to uni­ versity entrance and fundin g, and

CEGEPs and universities. “ W e are losing out on both qual­ ity and accessibility for Quebec post­ secondary education,” said Runions. “ It is time for the P Q government to take its com m itm ent to accessible education seriously.”

CFS National Chairperson Brad Lavigne said that the situation is very serious in Quebec, where it is widely

the afternoon w ith a 5-yard touch­ d ow n dash o ff-ta c k le e arly in the

T h e C an ad ian F e d e ra tio n o f S tu den ts o rg a n is e d a w e e k - lo n g

w ith the threat o f increased tuition

second quarter.

U p 10-0 early, the R e d m e n ’ s

protest designed to pressure govern­ ments to stop cutting post-secondary

fees, students are being asked to take the brunt o f the PQ reduction plan,”

r o o f caved in. On 2nd and 29, the

education budgets.

G ee-G ees’ Chris E vraire snagged a

In w hat was term ed the PanCanadian W eek o f Action, students from across the country tried to focus attention on rising tuition fees, and the increasing inaccessibility o f post­

said Sm all. “ T h e y are abandoning their promise to students.”

47-yard bom b out o f double co v e r­ a g e . T h r e e p la y s la te r, ta ilb a c k E ddy Ghantous scored on a 4-yard plunge.

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th e

next

p o s s e s s io n ,

secondary education in Canada.

Students protest cuts T h e rally came a w eek before the Bouchard govern m ent’ s Socio-

a rumoured $700 m illion cut to edu­

C E G E P s across M o n tre a l. S m all believes that, in such numbers, stu­ dents can affect government policy.

fe e s f o r the sake o f P re m ie r Bouchard’ s agenda o f deficit reduc­ tion,” stated Lavigne in a CFS press

Laurent before returning to Phillips S q u are w h ere student le a d e rs

“ T h e protest w ill be e ffe c tiv e because the people represented here are o f voting age and the government w ill be forced to take notice,” said Small.

Erin Runions, V P External o f

release.

ed. W e c a n ’ t m ake m istakes lik e that against a team like O ttawa.”

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addressed the crowd.

Holding signs reading ‘ Stop the C u ts ’ and ‘ En g r è v e , ’ students stopped marching only to gather out­

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side o f provincial and federal build­ ings to shout their discontent. Lauren

M c G ill’ s P ost Graduate Students’

Small, CFS Quebec chairperson, said that with the projected cuts in next

Society and the CFS Montreal rally organiser, agreed that cuts to the edu­ cation budget w ill increase tuition

year’ s provincial budget, students are

fees and reduce services for students.

b ein g targeted as “ cash c o w s .” In regard to the Parti Québécois’ 1993 election promise to protect the educa­

She also feared that universities will create new administration fees as a way to make up lost revenues. A s a result, the CFS has demanded that the Quebec govern m ent ban the intro­

tion budget, Small stated that Quebec students feel betrayed.

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education in the province’ s history, after a $400 million cut last year. “ Q u e b e c students r e fu s e to accept funding cuts and higher tuition

Loan system denounced In a d d itio n to p ro te s tin g the threat o f increasing tuition fees, CFS also called upon the Quebec govern­ ment to reverse recent changes to its Loans and Bursaries Program . The changes reduce the number o f terms fo r w h ich a student can r e c e iv e a loan. A s w e ll, students r e c e iv in g provincial loans while studying out o f province w ill have to attend fran­ cophone universities, with only a few exceptions. Small was also concerned about rising student debt as a result

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order to help students pay back their loans instead o f cutting the education budget so that students end up ow ing more money when they graduate.”

C hristiane M iv ille -D u s c h ê n e ,

cation in next year’ s provincial bud­ get. Students marched down parts o f St. Catherine, René Lévesque, and St.

the turning p o in t,” C oach B a ile y said. “ It g ot the guys really frustrat­

said Small. “ Governments should be w ork in g to figh t unem ploym ent in

the p ress attach é to Q u e b e c Education M inister Pauline Marois, explained that the current loan and bursary program is fair, and does not

w h o D e io n e d 76 yards to put his

In Montreal, an estimated 2,000 Quebec university and C E G E P stu­ dents rallied last Thursday to oppose

back because they can’ t find job s,”

im plem ent the largest single cut to

team ahead 14-10. “ T o m e that was

p e r f e c t s tr ik e , in t e r c e p t e d b y O ttaw a cornerback M ark R aphael

“ Students are leaving university with large debts which they can’ t pay

exp ected that the govern m ent w ill

Econom ic Summit, which is sched­ uled to begin tomorrow. Small was h a p p y w ith the turnout at the Montreal rally, emphasising that stu­ dents cam e fro m u n iversities and

M c G ill’ s Q B Dana T o e rin g threw a

o f increased dependence on loans to cover tuition fees.

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O ctober 29th, 1996

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S S M U rejects c o n fi­

Ultimatum demands tuition freeze

By Russell Bailey

the student position. “ T h e P Q p ro m is e d a fr e e z e

A student coun cil round table o f M o n tre a l

u n i v e r s it ie s

an d

d a r ity b e t w e e n p o s t- s e c o n d a r y

and they should respect their ow n

students. “ It w ill send a clear m essage

p rom ise,” he said.

to M arois. S h e’ s p lay in g w ith our

C E G E P s has sent an ultim atum to

T h e u ltim a tu m se n t b y th e

future and w e ’ re not g o in g to keep

the M in ister o f Education Pauline

round tab le dem ands that M a ro is

flu s h in g ou r ed u cation d o w n the

M a ro is , d em an d in g that she ou t­

be faith fu l to her p arty’ s ele ctio n

lin e an y cu ts to p o s t-s e c o n d a r y

prom ises. I f she d oes not liv e up

to ilet,” K ou ri said.

S S M U V P E x te rn a l A f f a ir s

education institutions.

to th es e p ro m is e s , students w i l l

C h a n ta l D a S i l v a a g r e e d w ith

push f o r th e m in is te r ’ s r e s ig n a ­

K ou ri about the lack o f attention

tion.

p aid to the E sta tes-G en era l.

Student rep resen tatives h a ve d e c la re d that i f P a rti Q u é b é c o is

Da

e le c tio n p rom ises are b roken and

A c c o r d in g to C a rl K ou ri, V P

S ilv a re g a rd s the g o v e r n m e n t ’ s

cu ts a re m a d e , th e y w i l l s ta g e nu m erous d em o n stra tion s to put

external fo r the C on cord ia Student U n io n , f e e s h a v e s k y - r o c k e t e d

attem pt at d e a lin g w ith prob lem s in p o s t-s e c o n d a r y e d u c a tio n as

pressure on the p ro vin cial g o v e rn ­

across th e c o u n try o v e r the last

anti-dem ocratic.

ment.

decade

to

“ Y o u can ’ t h ave the Estates-

T h e P a r ti Q u é b é c o is s ta te d

in c re a s e a p p ro x im a te ly 30 to 40

G eneral m ake up a set o f reco m ­

d u r in g th e ir e le c t io n c a m p a ig n

p e r cen t in the n ex t tw o to three

m en d a tion s and then n ot f o llo w

that they w o u ld fre e ze tuition fees.

years. W ith an e s ca latin g cost o f

them. It w as supposed to be based

M a n y student cou n cils across the

liv in g , m any students are fin d in g

on consensus,” D a S ilv a said.

p r o v i n c e a re w o r r i e d th a t th is

it d iffic u lt to m ake ends m eet.

and

are

p r e d ic t e d

A lth ou g h optim istic about the

“ E ig h ty p e r cen t o f students

p le d g e w ill be broken. A n ultim a­

C o a l i t i o n ’ s a b ilit y to p re s s u r e

dential council session

By Rachel Stokoe The m o t io n

G ood file d

an d by

W e lfa r e

SSM U

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In te rn a l A f f a i r s M a r k F e ld m a n re c e iv e d o n ly fo u r v o te s o f sup­ port, all fro m execu tive members.

G o o d and W e lfa r e

w o u ld

h a v e p r o v id e d c o u n c il a fo r u m reserved fo r addressing sen sitive issues and internal disagreem ents; the sessions w o u ld have been con ­ f id e n t ia l w ith n o n e w m o tio n s b ein g tabled.

A t la s t T h u r s d a y ’ s c o u n c il m e e tin g , F e ld m a n p ro p o s e d the m otion to counteract grandstand­ in g and p olitica l m udslinging that he fe lt had been inhibiting council

tum sent b y the C o a litio n é tu d i­

liv e

p o verty

M a ro is , D a S ilv a reco gn ises that

ante M o n tré a l-M é tro p o lita in — a

lin e ...M a ro is has alread y brought

the g o v e rn m e n t w ill not g iv e up

round table o f M on treal u n iversi­

d o w n access to un iversities,” said

e a s ily . T o a v o id la r g e s tu d e n t

hand. “ I g o t in v o lv e d w ith S S M U

ties and C E G E P s — asserted that

K ouri.

K o u r i a ls o p o in te d ou t th at

protest against announced tuition

to get things done. I want to m ake

the m in ister o f ed u cation should

h ik e s , it s e e m s l i k e l y th a t th e

c o u n c il

d ecla re her stance on tuition fe es

the Estates-G eneral, a year-and-a-

M in is t r y o f E d u c a tio n w i l l n o t

Feldm an said. “ W e have a respon­

b y N o v e m b e r 5.

h a lf

th e

elab orate th eir p osition until stu­

s ib ility to d o w h at is in the best

I f she refrain s,

un der

lo n g

th e

in q u ir y

in t o

fro m focu sin g on the business at

m ore

p r o d u c tiv e ,”

M a rk F e ld m a n is lo o k in g to make coun cil more productive what is g o in g on,” she said.

th en th e C o a l i t i o n w i l l s ta g e a

p r o v in c e ’ s

s y s te m

dents are on vacation o r in v o lv e d

interest o f the students and that is

H o w e v e r , F eld m a n f e lt that

d em o n stration o u tsid e her o f f ic e

w h ich ended tw o w eek s ago, indi­

to discu ss business. W e h a v e n ’ t

the con fidential nature o f the ses­

on

had a c o u n c il m e e tin g th at has

s io n w a s in trin s ic to G o o d and

been less than fiv e hours.”

W e lfa r e ’ s success.

e d u c a t io n

a

c ated that tu itio n fe e s should b e

in exam s. “ M a ro is w ill p robably fo llo w

on

fro z e n at th eir present le v els . H e

in the fo o ts te p s o f her p re d e c es ­

N o v e m b e r 20 and a vast cam paign

contends that a thorough study o f

so rs an d m a k e a c o n t r o v e r s ia l

“ A t the last m eetin g, a v e ry

“ T h ere is a tendency to want

on

th e e f f e c t o f t u it io n h ik e s o n

statement about tuition fees when

im p o r t a n t m o t io n d i d n ’ t e v e n

to g ran d stan d w h en th ere is an

plann ed to a p p ly pressure o n the

access to education should be car­

the m a jo r ity o f stu dents c a n n ot

m ake it to the flo o r ,” he co n tin ­

a u d ie n c e .

P Q to liv e up to itsword.

r ie d

a re

g iv e it the attention it d eserves,”

u e d . “ I f w e d o n ’ t g e t d o w n to

w o u ld h a ve p ro m o te d ta lk in g to

increased.

A c c o r d in g to K ou ri, the actu­

exp lain ed D a Silva.

O f f ic ia ls at th e M in is tr y o f

business, w e are cheating the stu­

d en t o f L a fé d é ra tio n d ’ a s s o c ia ­

e a c h o t h e r , ” h e s a id . “ W e w o u ld n ’ t be d oin g any business in

tion des étudiantes de l ’ université

al result o f a dem onstration is less

E d u c a tio n w e r e u n a v a ila b le f o r

dents. G o o d and W e lfa r e w o u ld be an op tion — w e cou ld use it,

du Q u é b e c à M o n tré a l, o u tlin e d

im portan t than the sh ow o f s o li­

com m ent.

but w e w o u ld n ’ t have to.”

N ovem ber

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p r o v in c e - w id e N ovem ber

As

w e ll,

p ro te s t 2 3 an d

24 are

A le x a n d re C habot, the p resi­

ou t b e fo r e

an y fe e s

H ow ever,

R e a c h A L L M c G ill s t u d e n t s .

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and W e lfa r e

p riv a te . T h is w a s ju s t a w a y to m ake sure business gets done.”

rep

to

M c G o w a n agreed.

c o u n c il V a le r ie P a n e t-R a y m o n d

“ W e d id n ’ t w a n t to in h ib it

was concerned that the G o o d and

the press. W e d id n ’ t want p eop le

W e lfa r e m otion w o u ld le g itim is e

there so that w e cou ld speak our

the in a p p r o p r ia te b e h a v io u r o f

m inds without fear o f p eop le m is­

council m embers.

understanding us.”

“ W e w o u ld b asically b e c re­

M a n y c o u n c illo rs , h o w e v e r ,

a t in g a p e r io d to b a d - m o u th .

d ou b ted that G o o d and W e lfa r e

W h en I rise to speak, I rise so that

w o u ld have ended the underhand­

e v e r y o n e hears m e. [ G o o d and W e l f a r e ] w o u ld b e s a y in g i t ’ s

ed cam p a ign in g at cou n cil m eet­ ings.

ok ay to slander,” she said.

SSM U

“ P e o p le w ill p ro m o te th em ­

P r e s id e n t

C h r is

s e lv e s n o m a tte r w h a t w e d o , ”

C a rter, the o n ly m e m b e r o f the

Carter said.

M c G o w a n m aintained that it

e x e c u tiv e w h o v o te d against the

T h e M c G i l l T r i b u n e , u t r u e w e e k ly !

G ood

m otion, agreed. “ I a g re e so m e w h a t w ith the

w o u ld h a v e b e e n b e tte r to s ee

intentions o f G o o d and W e lfa r e .

could have stopped internal b ick ­

H o w e v e r , I d o n ’ t k n o w w h eth er w e s h o u ld h a v e a p e r i o d th at

ering. “ I d o n ’ t k n o w i f it w o u ld

a llo w s m ud-slinging. I f there w ill

h a v e c h a n g e d a n y t h in g , b u t I

b e g ra n d s ta n d in g , it s h o u ld b e

wanted to g iv e it the chance,” he

done in p ublic,” he said.

T h ose in favou r o f the m otion

stated.

W h i l e th e m o t io n d id n o t

fe lt that it w o u ld help the overall

pass, m ost c o u n c il m em b ers fe lt

e ffic ie n c y o f council. “ W e h a ve s even -h ou r m ee t­

that G o o d and W e lfa r e was w e ll-

ings w ith no business. G o o d and

h o p e th e f a c t th a t G o o d an d

W e lfa r e w o u ld have m ade sure w e

W e l f a r e c a m e to th e f l o o r w i l l

spent tim e on the issues. It w ou ld

e n c o u r a g e c o u n c il m e m b e rs to

h a v e s u b s ta n tia lly r e d u c e d the

keep personal issues out o f coun­

tim e w e sp en t at m e e tin g s and

cil.

a llo w e d us to conduct the business o f c o u n c il,” U n iv e r s ity

s a id S S M U V P A ffa ir s D on

M cG ow an.

w hether or not G o o d and W e lfa re

in ten tion ed . F eld m a n and others

“ N o w coun cillors and the stu­ d e n t b o d y w i l l r e a lis e th at the b ic k e r in g is not w h at co u n c il is fo r. T h e m otion puts pressure on

T h o se coun cillors opposed to

us to realise our ob ligation to our

G o o d and W e lfa r e w e r e c o n ­ cerned that the closed -d oor period

constituents to focus on the issues

w o u ld

Feldm an.

in h i b i t

s tu d e n ts

fr o m

re c e iv in g accurate c o v e ra ge o f the council m eetings.

G a lle r y

m em ber

w e fin d ap p ro p ria te,” c o n clu d e d Panet-R aym ond concurred. “ A fte r the G o o d and W e lfa r e

S im o n e

m otion , I n o tic e d p e o p le m ak ing

L e v i n e w a s w o r r ie d a b o u t th e

m o r e o f an e f f o r t at c o u n c il. I

“ con fid en tial session.”

hope that the proposal w ill change

“ I f w e w a n t to k n o w abou t council, w e want to know exactly

things, but it’ s hard to tell.”

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In M o n tre a l 2,000 students demonstrate a lon g St. Catherine St. in support o f accessible education

C FS nationwide student protest Continued from Page 1

educational community and included

Across the country T h e P a n -C a n a d ia n W e e k o f

foresee any reversal to the changes made last year. “ T h e cu rren t loa n p o lic y is im m e n s e ly ju s t,” said M i v i l le Duschêne. “ Those with a university d e g re e have m ore o f a chance o f finding a jo b and w ill be better o f f than those without the degree.”

M iville-Duschêne continued by saying that the government is looking into ways to help students who can­

Action had events across the country, including the unfurling o f a banner from the gallery o f the Manitoba leg ­ islature listing student concerns over proposed changes to the province’ s p ost-second ary education system .

Students in Regina held a sit-in at the Saskatchewan legislature and were able to meet with the deputy educa­ tion minister. Other demonstrations w ere held in the M aritim es, British

not find jobs after graduation.

C o lu m b ia , the T e r r ito r ie s ,

“ W e are trying to see i f there is a way to make adjustments in the pay back policy to make it easier on stu­ d e n ts ,” said M iv ille - D u s c h ê n e .

Ontario.

In T o r o n to last F rid a y , o v e r 20,000 people demonstrated in front o f the M in is try o f E d u cation and

H ow ever she could not confirm that

T ra in in g b u ild in g. T h e protesters

any specific plan was being studied.

came from a number o f areas in the

and

book after a search is done, then it w ill be transported along an elec­ tronic track to the loans desk.”

T h e tech n ology fo r the sys­

A proposal fo r the construc­

tem has been used in industry for

tio n o f a r o b o t ic lib r a r y has

many years, but its application to

r e c e n tly b e en a p p ro v e d b y th e

libraries originated at C a lifo rn ia

B o a r d o f G o v e r n o r s at S im o n

State University,

F r a s e r U n iv e r s it y

in

B r itis h

Columbia.

T h e new facility, estimated at

A traditional library housing th e s a m e n u m b e r o f v o lu m e s w ou ld cost upwards o f $27 m il­

costing $6 m illion, w ill be able to

lio n , but the e le c tr o n ic lib ra ry

h o ld up to 1.2 m illio n ite m s .

saves space at a 12 -to -1 ratio. The

Stored books w ou ld be retrieved

facility w ill also provide a humid­

b y computer-controlled robots. “ B ook s are assigned to and p la c e d in a bin w h ic h is c a ta ­

ity , tem peratu re and lig h t c o n ­ trolle d environm ent that is c on ­ ducive to book preservation.

lo g u e d u n d e r th e c o m p u t e r ,” explained T e d Dobb, S F U librari­ an. “ T h e rob ot w ill retrie v e the

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sch ools w ith in the facu lty o f arts may necessitate further exceptions to the proposed program.

approved in principle by the faculty

“ I w ond er h ow w e fit in as a

o f arts last Thursday, even though the regulations and details have yet

p ro fe s s io n a l s c h o o l w ith s im ila r accreditation requirem ents as p sy­

to be rev ie w e d by the Curriculum Committee.

T h e m ulti-track program has been subject to m ixed rev ie w s by different departments within the fac­

c h o lo g y , but with neither a m ajor nor a minor. Unless w e can manipu­ late these things, our program cannot fit into it,” said Werk.

H ow ever, a repetitive rehashing

ulty o f arts. T h e program , w hich

o f credit issues by faculty members

w ould consist o f a 36-credit m ajor and a m andatory 18-credit m inor, has been questioned by departments

from different departments prompted criticism on the part o f professors and students alike.

re q u irin g c e r tifie d ac c re d ita tio n , such as psychology, and departments

“ W e need to think about the aim that w e have, the educational

w hose course requirements cannot

well-being o f the student,” said phi­

be m et w ith in the a llo tted course load, such as computer science.

T h e aim s o f the p ro g ra m ,

lo s o p h y p ro fes s o r D a v id N orton . “ Whether it’ s 36 credits or 18 credits is n ’ t the poin t. T h e p oin t is that

including increased student flexib ili­ ty and m u ltid iscip lin a ry pursuits,

departments are prepared to help us do something that w e think is very

w ere outlined by P ro fes s o r James M c G ilvra y from the department o f

important.”

P r o fe s s o r G a ry W ih l o f the

philosophy.

English department agreed.

students, teachers, and unions. “ This is an historic event in the com ing together o f the educational s e c to r ,” L a v ig n e said. “ I t ’ s v e ry

“ In this changing world, inter­

“ I w o u ld lik e to see m o re

disciplinary ties change all the time,” stated M c G ilv r a y . “ T h e p rogram perm its students to graduate w ith

important that you are not seen to be acting alone.”

Lavign e explained that holding

increased capacities to pursue inter­ ests further, in more than one area.”

Dean o f A rts Carm en M ille r,

emphasis on intellectual and acade­ m ic issues. I d on ’ t think y o u ’ ll be able to solve credit issues in a facul­ ty meeting,” he said.

In res p o n s e to the c o n ce rn s

events across the country was a way

who is also chair o f the Curriculum

gy, social work, math and stats, and

to bring into focus cuts to post-sec­ ondary education. “ It opens up each region to con­ centrate on how the cuts have mani­

Committee, addressed departmental concerns. He classified psychology as an “ exception” to regulatory rules on the basis that the proposed pro­

la n g u a g e d e p a rtm e n ts , M i l l e r res o lve d to r e v ie w the p ro gra m ’ s re g u la tio n s w ith the w o rk g rou p before submitting it to the faculty o f

fested themselves in their own sec­

gra m ’ s course load does not meet

arts fo r approval. O nce approved,

tor,” he said. “ The week was a major

Q u e b e c ’ s p s y c h o lo g y c e r tific a te accreditation requirements. “ The work group on curricular reform fe lt that you could k ill the program by e x cep tion alism ,” said M iller. “ The Curriculum Committee

the program must be passed by the

success. It educated the public on h o w cuts are a ffe c t in g p o s t-s e c ­ o n d a ry e d u c a tio n . F e d e r a l and provincial governments can’ t afford to ignore the incredible level o f sup­ port being shown for our demands.”

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Pepsi ads in Tribune spark controversy in council

By Benji W einstein__________________ A con troversial p roposal was brought b efo re S S M U council last Thursday, p rovoking heated debate on freedom o f the press and student governm ent hypocrisy.

T h e proposal, sign ed by A rts R e p to c o u n c il M e ra T h o m p s o n ,

“E v e ry o n e a g re e s that P ep si in B u rm a is a serious issue. T h is is not th e w a y to d ea l with it.”

— P e te r P ound, A thletics R e p to C ouncil

Y egh oyan argued that by passing a motion which forces the Tribune to p rin t s o m e th in g , S S M U c o u n c il threatens the Tribune's ed itoria l autonomy. “ The newspaper is supposed to

spoke at the council meeting. “ The decision to put Pepsi ads in the Tribune was made by the edi­ torial board o f the paper,” she said.

the w ay to deal with it,” Pound said. “ T h e sim p le fa ct that this m otion cam e to the flo o r w h ereb y a rider w ould be added to every sign is an

A p r o p o s a l w a s e v e n t u a lly

indication o f the im practicality o f

passed, but one that was com pletely

the w hole issue.”

T h e fin a l form ,

have ed itorial autonom y.

T h is m o tio n w o u ld b e te llin g the paper that w e control your ads— that’ s a

put fo r w a r d by S S M U V P F in a n c e Jonathan C h o m s k i,

Pepsi advertisem ent in the M cG ill

T h o m p s o n w as absent w h en

contradiction,” Y egh o ya n

resolves the c o n flic t between Pepsi’ s con­

stated that at the bottom o f e v ery

Tribune there be a disclaimer stating

h e r m o tio n w a s b ro u g h t b e fo r e

that “ The undergraduate students o f

c o u n c il, and C lu b s R e p A d a m

argued. “ W hat is the point o f g ivin g autonomy in the

M c G ill University publicly, repeat­ edly, and o ffic ia lly condemn Pepsi

G iam b ron e tab led it in her place.

A fte r he proposed the motion, con­

fir s t p la c e ? I f a m o tio n like this passes, everyon e

fo r its actions in Burma.”

Although signed by Thompson, the proposal was written by Simone

siderable debate ensued.

Repeatedly referred to was last semester’ s student-initiated referen­

m ight as w e ll con cede to the fact that the Tribune is S S M U propaganda.”

the mandate created in the student re fe r­ endu m , by s en d in g th e is s u e to the S S M U P r e s id e n t ’ s

L e v i n e , a m e m b e r o f th e g ro u p

dum in which students voted over­

Thom pson, how ever,

Com mittee. From the

P u b lic

B u s in e s s

w h e lm in g ly in fa v o u r that S S M U

in d ic a te d

E thics. L e v in e e x p la in ed that the p ro p osal w as c o n c e iv e d w ith the

“ publicly, repeatedly, and o ffic ia lly condemn Pepsi.” C om plicating this

motion does not amount to a restriction o f freedom.

com m ittee, eventual­ ly a n e w p r o p o s a l w ill be sent to coun­

R esearch

On

th at

such

tract with S S M U and

a

assumption that the M cG ill Tribune

mandate, h o w ever, is the contract

“ W e see the ‘freedom

cil. L e v in e indicated

had been forced by S S M U to print

that S S M U has with Pepsi until the

o f the press’ point, but we

that she is optimistic

ads paid fo r by Pepsi. “ Something w e realised is that

year 2000. W h ile councillors ques­ tioned the legality o f condemning a

d o n ’ t think it is c e n s o r ­

about the prop osal’ s

ship, because w e are not

fu tu r e ,

this issue is a hell o f a lot b ig g e r

com pany with w h om S S M U has a

r e m o v in g an yth in g,” she

p oin ted that coun cil

than the Tribune,” L evin e said. “ W e

contract, L e v in e argued that S S M U council has a responsibility to take

said.

d id n o t u n d e rta k e this issue on its own

fe lt that the Tribune did not have control over its advertisers, and that S S M U fo r c e d the P e p s i con tra ct

such action. “ W e cam e to c o u n c il as stu­

down its throats.”

F o r her part, L e v in e suggested that any blame regarding

y e t d is a p ­

a com p lain t about fre e d o m o f the

d iffe r e n t fro m the o r ig in a l form .

T h e o r ig in a l p ro p osal un derw ent

initiative. “ T h e p r o p o s a l w e n t to th e

dents from the student body. There

p re s s f a lls on the s h o u ld e rs o f

three attempts to amend it. A t one

President’ s C om m ittee because no

it s e lf

is a clear mandate by students that

point, a motion was on the flo o r to

one wanted to take a stand on any­

r e fle c t s th is n o tio n , th e M c G ill Tribune Term s o f R eference in the

w e w an ted som eth in g d o n e,” she

SS M U . “ I think i f this proposal is con­

put up disclaim ers on e v ery Pepsi s ig n in th e W i l l i a m S h a tn er

thing, and they know Chris [Carter]

S S M U p o lic y manual states, “ T h e e d it o r ia l b o a rd [ o f th e M c G ill

w ould only be fair.”

Debate on the issue eventually

L e v in e said. “ T h e Tribune

Tribune ] sh all h a ve the r ig h t to

developed into criticisms that such a

refuse an ad fo r any p olicy reason.

motion encroaches on the Tribune’ s

This p olicy must be established by

r ig h t to fr e e d o m

the editorial board.”

W h ile

th e

p ro p osa l

s a id . “ W e th o u g h t a d is c la im e r

had to

University Centre.

Peter Pound, A th le tic s rep to

is progressive,” she said. “ It is just such a b lo o d y sh am e th at the Tribune had to co m e to cou n cil,

put in Pepsi ads, and that’ s the first

council, argued against the motion,

and w e had to com e to council, and

and this amendment in particular.

make a b ig deal about it before any­

o f th e p ress.

issue to loo k at.”

In light o f L e v in e ’ s complaints,

Senate/Board R ep to council Sevag

Tribune E d ito r - in - C h ie f L i z Lau

Burma is a serious issue. This is not

stricting the papers, the first c on ­ striction was initiated b y S S M U ,”

“ E veryone agrees that Pepsi in

thing could get done.”

N e W 3 'P a g e 5

October 29th, 1996

M cG ill V P Heaphy addresses student council about financial crisis

By Laura Mac Neil

age.

bookstore, stating that her depart­ ment has been approached separate­

V i c e - P r in c ip a l

In response to H ea p h y ’ s pre­ sen tation , S S M U V P U n iv e r s ity

ly by tw o large Am erican bookstore

Administration and Finance Phyllis

A ffa irs Don M cG ow an argued that

chains that together operate m ore

H ea p h y sp ok e to S S M U c o u n c il last Thursday to gain student feed ­

the administration’ s proposals have

than 500 university bookstores in

not

the United States. Both companies h a v e g u a ra n te e d to

M c G ill’ s

ta k en

s tu d en t

needs

in to

back regarding p rojected p ro v in c ia l cuts to educa­

generate $1 m illio n in annual profits — which is d o u b le the current

tion.

N ext year, the M c G ill administration is expecting

profits — i f they were

an estim ated $18 m illio n

to manage the store for

cutback in the p ro vin cial

the next six years.

A l l o f th e b o o k ­ store’ s current p rofits contribute to paying for the $4.5 m illion build­

g o v e r n m e n t g ra n t. A l ­ though the administration has coped w ith the p revi­ ou s $22 m illio n in c u t­ backs, Heaphy admitted to

ing loan which, at the

tration cannot lo s e much

present rate, w ill not be p a id o f f u n til 2010.

more without dramatically affecting M c G ill’ s quality o f education. “ P ro fessors are b e g ­

M c G i l l has a lr e a d y hired a consulting firm to m ake recom m enda­ tio n s to th e S e n a te

ging for a priority on qual­

Bookstore Committee.

coun cil that the adm inis­

ity

S e v e ra l

ra th e r than s im p le

c o u n c il

nu m b ers,” H e a p h y said. “ M c G ill is well-known for the qu a lity o f its ed u ca­ tion. W e hope not to see it killed.”

m e m b e rs e x p r e s s e d con cern s over the propositions. “ I w o u ld n ’ t want

T h e library, com put­ ing, and academ ic ad vis­ in g s e rv ic e s are next on

given second-tier treat­ ment in M c G ill’ s ow n bookstore,” commented M cG ow a n . “ M c G ill is

M c G i l l b o o k s to be

the list to be cut.

fo r e m o s t a C an ad ian “ L e t m e put th is in and Q u éb écois institu­ VP Adm inistration and Finance Phyllis Heaphy re a l te r m s ,” e x p la in e d tion. W e should k eep H e a p h y . “ T h is n e x t cut that in m ind during future discus­ account. w ill be $3 m illio n m ore than the “ T h e a d m in is tra tio n has no sions.” present annual budgets o f both the lib ra ries and the fa c u lty o f e n g i­ neering, and equal to the combined budgets o f the faculties o f manage­ ment and education.”

interest in looking at the full picture o f student ex p e n s e s ,” M c G o w a n said. “ Quebec has higher personal

H ea p h y assured co u n c il that th e a d m in is tr a tio n has n o t y e t reached a position on these propos­

income taxes and sales tax, creating

als and that the future o f the book­

Heaphy stated that the admin­ is tr a tio n is p r o p o s in g a $ 2 0 0 increase in tuition fees to begin a

incidental livin g expenses which are also higher than the nation’ s aver­

store is open fo r discussion. T h e recommendations o f the consulting firm are expected by N ovem b er 11

$1,200 gradual increase in order to

age.”

In her discussion, Heaphy also

reach the national tuition fee aver­

addressed the future o f the M c G ill

dum qu estion c h a lle n g in g S S M U

plete failure due to their standard­ ised date format that only recognis­ es tw o characters in th eir date, month and year.

The crisis extends to everything

Curri, Dalhousie University regis­ trar. “ For us it is a major undertak­ ing.”

It still rem ains un clear h ow much the project w ill cost, who will finance it. and i f it w ill have im pli­ cations for tuition.

“That I don’ t know, the budget or w h o’ s paying for it,” Curri said. “ There would be a combination o f

from library databases to student

p e o p le p a y in g fo r it. W e w ou ld

registration systems, and universi­ ties w ill be left to foot the bill to fix the problem.

Jim Clark, a computer science p ro fe s s o r at the U n iv e r s ity o f Toronto, estimates that, as the year

hope that there w o u ld be som e fu n d in g fro m the g o v e rn m e n t because no institution could afford a big system like that on their own.”

2000 looms ahead, finding a solu­ tion to this dilemma will have huge national implications. “ The 2000 problem is going to cost universities across the country m illions o f dollars in replacement and upgrading costs,” he said.

The University o f Regina faces a $500,000 outlay to replace M A X , th eir lib rary com puter referen ce system which w ill die on January 1, 2000. U o f R Director o f Library and In fo r m a tio n S e r v ic e s , B ill Maes, referred to the year 2000 as a “ brick wall” for M A X .

A lth ou gh the university does

Dalhousie University is among

not have the resources to replace the

the universities that w ill need to

system, the Saskatchewan govern­ ment w ill make a one-time capital funding grant available to cover the costs.

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Each motion required the sup­

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rem a in in o f f i c e has b een r e lin ­

port o f several hundred student sig­

to m e a guarantee o f g o o d future

quished.

Though the question its e lf was

natures. W h ile the necessary num­

conduct is better than an a p olo gy or

b e rs

im peachment,” she said.

a p p r o v e d in e a r ly O c t o b e r b y

motions, petitions w ere never sub­

A s o f y et, no fo rm a l w ritten

The Beatty Memorial Lectures Committee presents

A c t in g C h i e f R e tu r n in g O f f ic e r

mitted to either S S M U council or to

statem ent o r agreem en t w as been

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the C R O . Though still available for

set

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endorsement signatures w ere never submitted by the p la in tiff parties.

in t r o d u c t io n

C arter cam e under fir e three weeks ago fo r controversial actions tak en a g a in s t the C a n a d ia n R e d

w ere

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course o f action has been taken. “ I think a referendum like that

Doctors without Borders

Monday November 4,1996

N is h i

A u b in

fu tu r e ,

and

H e a th e r

w o u ld h a v e h ad s o m e s e r io u s

q u e s tio n

C a rter’ s

repercussions,” Y eg h o ya n said. “ It

attempted m edia event targeting the discrim inatory nature o f the C R C ’ s

rem oval from o ffic e , but just as the d e a d lin e f o r a c tio n a p p ro a c h e d ,

w o u ld h a v e le f t s o m e s ca rs on

b lo o d d o n o r q u e s tio n n a ire . T h is

in te r n a l n e g o t ia t io n s t o o k o v e r

S S M U w h ic h it m ig h t n o t h a v e r e c o v e r e d fr o m f o r tw o o r th ree

ultim ately led to the cancellation o f

instead.

years.”

c a llin g

fo r

S S M U ’ s B lo o d D r iv e e a rlie r this

“ W e decided not to submit the

Y e t Y e g h o y a n s till d oes not

month.

M a n y students w ere upset by

signatures but to m eet w ith Chris

h a v e fu ll c o n fid e n c e in C a r te r ’ s

[C arter],..to hammer out an agree­

this turn o f events, v ie w in g Carter’ s

ment,” Aubin said.

leadership. “ I just d on ’ t have much faith

unconventional actions as an abuse

She saw m ore poten tial dam ­

in him ,” he said. “ T o this point, I ’ m

o f power. This feelin g o f m isrepre­

age than g o o d arising i f the ques­

not very im pressed with his behav­

sentation thus led to tw o separate

tion had been put to a vote.

iour...[but] I d on ’ t think he should

within S S M U council, the other in

Bernard Kouchner

S e n a te / B o a rd o f G o v e r n o r s rep

th e

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impeachment not planned T h e recently proposed referen­

W ithout the proper m o d ifica ­ tions, som e Canadian u n iversity computer systems are facing a com ­

but we have to be up and running

by O ctob er 1998,” said Gundrun

and discu ssion s are to b e g in the w eek o f N ovem b er 18.

Student referendum for Carter’s

By Sheri Harris

Computer systems face the 2000 dilemma

“ A n agreem ent m ight be much more constructive,” she said.

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McGILLTRIBUNE “ Politics are usually the executive expression o f human immaturity.”

—

Vera Brittain

L ï z L au Editor-in-chief

Stop the Press

The Tribune should not advertise Pepsi T h e secon d referen d u m ques­

ty : a lo t o f research is necessary

tion states that all com panies that

to in fo rm y o u r s e lf about all these

c o p y o f the Tribune. T h e re on the

SSM U

be

com panies, and p e o p le often have

bottom o f the fron t c o v e r w as “ B e

r e v i e w e d b e f o r e c o n t r a c t s a re

o th e r p r io r it ie s ( l i k e e x a m s , f o r

y o u n g . H a v e fun. D rin k P e p s i.”

signed. T h e im portance o f ethical

ex a m p le ). A s a Students’ S o c iety,

S o w h a t’ s the p ro b lem ? T h e p ro b ­

r e v ie w s h o u ld b e o b v io u s f o r a

w e can c o lle c t iv e ly en d o rse —

le m is that P ep si C o . is in v o lv e d

com p an y w h ich has been strongly

and

in

a n d r e p e a t e d l y c o n d e m n e d on

S tu d en ts s h o w e d th at w e a g r e e

A fe w days a g o I p ick ed up a

B u rm a ,

and

th a t r e c e n t l y

S ara J ean G reen

R achei. S tokoe

M c G ill students d e c id e d to c o n ­

Assistant Editor-in-chief

Assistant Editor-in-chief

dem n any in v o lv e m e n t w ith c o m ­

d e a ls

w ith

s h o u ld

T h e Tribune m u st a b id e b y

L a s t M a r c h , s tu d en ts o v e r ­

Tribune, u n lik e the Daily, is not

w h e lm in g ly a p p roved tw o S S M U

an in d e p e n d e n t n e w s p a p e r b u t

r e fe r e n d u m q u e s tio n s a im e d at

ra th er the o f f i c i a l n e w s p a p e r o f

C A S A ’s divisive politics

ensuring w e d id n ’ t support uneth­

S S M U . (T a k e a lo o k at the m ast­

By Jason Sigurdson_________________________________________________________

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T ribun e is published by the SSMU,

It stated that the Students’ S o c iety

a p p lie s to e d it o r ia l c o lu m n s —

sh ou ld “ o f f ic ia lly , p u b lic ly , and

not advertisin g.

but contrary to M r D ’A n d re a ’s claims, it retains editorial autono­ my in all areas o f the newspaper, including advertising. This is a provision which guarantees fre e ­ dom o f the press, and is impera­ tive f o r fa ir and accurate report­ ing. The E d ito ria l B oard o f the T rib u n e has established an adver­ tising policy which refuses any ad that it deems to be sexist, racist or pornographic. A.v the Pepsi Co. ’s ads do not fa ll under these cate­ gories, the T rib u n e will continue to run these ads. F o r the majority o f publications, advertisements are a vital source o f revenue. The T r i b u n e does n o t in any way endorse the products o r services o f its advertisers. We do, howev­ er, believe that the generated ad revenue ensures that we can con­ tinue to p rin t f a ir and accurate articles which are o f interest to the M c G ill student body. It also ensures that student forum s such as our Op/Ed section may contin­ ue to exist.

th in g . T h e T ribune s h o u ld n o t

m ore g e n e ra lly w ith the issue o f

accept ads fro m unethical c o m p a ­

to use its bureaucracy to voice students’ concerns. C A S A ’ s release proceeds by making a somewhat paranoid association between student protest and violence, and then concludes by issuing a convenient blanket statement that disassociates itself front student demonstrations and the students involved in them — as i f they could possibly pose the burden o f a tarnished reputation

corp orate ethics. It states that all

nies. W h ile accep tin g a d vertisin g

fin an cial d ealin gs o f the Students’

d o e s n ’ t n e c e s s a rily con stitu te an

S o c ie ty sh ou ld b e firs t r e v ie w e d

e n d o r s e m e n t, it d o e s s h o w that

b y the n e w ly - c r e a t e d F in a n c ia l

the co m p a n y in qu estio n is c o n ­

E thics R esearch C om m ittee.

sid ered a ccep tab le. T h e Tribune,

P e p s i is c le a r ly a ffe c t e d b y

in fa c t , d o e s r e c o g n i s e th is : it

b o th r e s o lu t io n s . P e p s i is th e

reserves the righ t to refuse ad v e r­

h ig h e s t - p r o file

tisin g d eem ed o ffe n s iv e o r oth er­

com pany

at

M c G ill w h ic h has d e a lin g s w ith

w is e unacceptable. W h ile S S M U

Burm a. B u rm a’ s govern m en t, the

rem ain s lo c k e d in to a lo n g -te rm

State L a w and O rd e r R estoration

con tra ct w ith P e p s i, the T rib u n e

C o u n cil (S L O R C ), is p ossib ly the

c a n o p t to n o t a d v e r tis e P e p s i,

unity could be so important in having an impact on the future o f education.

T h e Quebec government w ill be entering an econom ic summit this week

m o s t b ru ta l r e g im e

e a r th

g iv e n that ads are n e g o tia te d on

to d a y , and has b e en r e p e a te d ly

an o n g o in g basis. T h e p ro b lem is

where there is a rumoured $700 m illion cut to education on the table. One

con dem ned

A m n e s ty

that w hen ad revenu e is in v o lv e d ,

would think that the grounds would be set for C A S A and the CFS to com ­ bine forces. H owever, C A S A does more than just steer away from a partner­

I n t e r n a t io n a l a n d th e U n it e d

p rin ciples tend to g o out the w in ­

N ation s. D esp ite a partial pullout

dow .

ship — it delegitimises the alternative ways o f expressing student concerns,

fr o m B u rm a , P e p s i’ s c o n tin u e d

A s students, w e h a v e a rare

and in the process excludes students from encouraging change.

C A S A talks about the “ com plex system o f demographics, politics and econom ics" that are associated with goals o f students. There is no doubt that

support o f S L O R C has drawn fire

o p p o rtu n ity to e x e r t pressure on

fro m m any human righ ts activists,

unethical com p anies. A s an in d i­

in clu d in g N o b e l P e a c e P riz e w in ­

vidu al, it is d iffic u lt to e ffe c tiv e ly

they ex is t What is unfortunate is that C A S A sees these particular features o f the system as a legitimate w ay o f denying someone’ s right to be effective

ner A u n g San Suu K y i.

en cou rage corp orate resp on sib ili-

from isolated outbreaks o f violence.

It is unfortunate that C A S A feels the need to be divisive at a time when

by

on

The press release asks that students participating in the D ay o f Action

Bishop’s team “falsely overglorified”

w ay. T h e ir e g o is b ig enou gh !

S e c o n d ly ,

th e

M c G ill

M artlets are not assured a spot in

demonstrations “ realise the detrimental effects their actions may have on the

the p la y -o ffs ju st because they are

reputations, public perception, and the effectiveness o f students advocates

in the ‘ A ’ d iv is io n . R ig h t n o w ,

across Canada.” I f C A S A was genuinely concerned with effectiveness, it would seem that they would target apathy as the c h ie f detriment to their cause, not negative publicity.

There is no w ay that one could imagine the C FS wanting their concerns to be connected with the egg-duow ing and public destruction o f property

R e : R e v e n g e o n th e r u g b y fie ld (O c t. 22, 1996) A lth o u g h it w as great to see som e

ru gb y

covera ge

in

th e

Tribune, I was not im pressed w ith

that C A S A describes in its press release. C A S A ’ s attempt to cling to a high

y o u r article. It is e x tre m e ly fru s­

moral ground by distancing them selves from protesting students seems childish and unrealistic, at best. A t its worst, it is fundamentally divisive.

t r a t in g t o r e a d th a t B i s h o p ’ s

T h e change that both groups advocate w ill not happen in a vacuum.

Snuggling close to political elites or undertaking mass demonstrations — either one in isolation — w ill not be the basis fo r protecting education.

in firs t place. I p la y f o r M c G ill’ s and w e beat B is h o p ’ s in the first

C A S A must realise (hat their legitim acy w ill be augmented with a firm

g a m e o f this season. Furtherm ore,

assertion by Quebeckers and Canadians that education must be preserved.

w e are a fe w gam es behind on the

T h e least C A S A can d o now is work to ensure that the cohesion needed provineially or nationally can be found between student organisations.

schedule and h ave the best record

w o m e n stood unbeaten and alone M a c d o n a ld cam pu s r u g b y team ,

to date. B ish o p ’ s d oes not need to b e f a ls e ly o v e r g l o r i f i e d in th is

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political elites. It leaves out the role o f a coalition o f interests that is more

without an official representative.

Ed.

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and to influence change as an individual. It seems to be a great supposition that being ushered in and out through the revolving door o f a finance minis­ ter’ s o ffic e is truly the key to effective change — student elites talking to representative o f our “ com plex system.” Further, it ignores that individual students and members o f the broader community can express their concerns

David D ’Andrea Public Research on Business Ethics

R e fe re n c e c le a rly s p ec ify that this

B u rm a.” T h e next qu estion d ealt

sibility throughout the Canadian post-secondary system” through its effort

T rib u n e

panies d o in g business in Burm a.

M o r e im p o rta n t than S S M U

this document, C A S A presents itself as the champion o f “ quality and acces­

The

A lth o u g h the Tribune has

regulations is the p rin cip le o f the

on October 24 under the title “ Students w ill denounce Day o f Action.” In

box.

h e a d !)

c o r p o r a tio n s ...to w ith d ra w fro m

politics.

The Canadian Alliance o f Students’ Associations issued a press release

b a llo t

should respect that decision .

e d it o r ia l fr e e d o m , its T e r m s o f

re p e a te d ly con d em n and p etition

broader defence o f education, it has been marred in spirit by petty student

th e

tion d ea lt s p e c ific a lly w ith c o m ­

debt-burdened provincial government to share their concern over the future an avenue fo r expressing student concerns that is included as part o f a

c o m p a n ie s .

ic a l corp oration s. T h e firs t ques­

In a protest organised by the Canadian Federation o f Students, over 2,000 students rallied in Montreal this past week in an effort to compel a o f education in Quebec. W hile this type o f event has the potential to provide

—

w ith this p rin c ip le last M a rc h at

cam pus in the recent past. th ese refe ren d u m d e c is io n s . T h e

panies d o in g business in Burm a.

con dem n

c o n c e r n in g th is a r t ic le . In th e future, I w ill e x p e c t to see stand­ in g results corre c tly docum ented.

Pam Cullen Macdonald Campus rugby player

they are in 4th place and cou ld be o u s t e d b y th e 5 th p l a c e te a m (w h ic h I b e l i e v e is C o n c o r d ia ) d e p e n d in g on the resu lts o f the g a m e s th is w e e k . A l t h o u g h I w o u ld lik e to see the M artlets in th e p l a y - o f f s , s ta te m e n ts l i k e yours g iv e them a fa ls e sense on a s s u r a n c e . W h e r e d id y o u g e t you r in form ation ?

F in a lly , w h o is r e s p o n s ib le f o r the c a p tio n under the p h o to ­ g r a p h ? I t is n o t a s c ru m . I t is e it h e r a r u c k o r m a u l. ( I c a n ’ t e v e n see w h ere the ball is !)

Than k you fo r you r attention

Thank God they ’re dead!

R e:

E d ito r ia l

e n tit le d

A m e ric a n T ric k o r T re a t (O c to b e r 22, 1996)

-

Y o u r e d i t o r i a l , s ta te d th a t C lin to n lo o k s fo r w a r d to b e c o m ­ in g th e fir s t D e m o c r a t to b e in o ffic e fo r a secon d term ever.

I am

s u r e th a t f o u r - t e r m

D e m o c r a t ic p r e s id e n t F r a n k lin D e la n o

R o o s e v e lt,

tw o -te rm

D e m o c r a t s T h o m a s J e f fe r s o n , Jam es M a d is o n , Jam es M o n r o e ,

Staff

A n drew

Jackson,

G rover

C lev e la n d , W o o d r o w W ils o n , and M ila Aung-Thwin, Russell Bailey, Michael Bezuhly, Barry Campbell, Rebecca Catching, Chris C olley, Stuart Detsky, A m y D iN olo, Kirstie Hudson, Jane Hutton, Shaun Goho, Mohnish Kamat, Graham Kay, Sarah Keenlyside, Kevin Koch, Darryl Levine, The Minh Luong, Laura M acNeil, Dom Michaud, Dave Morris, Sanjay Patel, Louis Pearson, Diana Prince, Melissa Radier, Arjuna Rajasingham, Richard Retyi, Heather Ritch, Dan Saragosti, Leslie Stojsic, Kim Thorpe, Tara Van Zuiden, Jeremy Waiser, Adrian W yld

term -an d -a-h alf D em ocrats H arry T ru m a n and L y n d o n J oh n son w o u ld h a v e s o m e th in g to sa y about that a s sertio n ...if o n ly they w e re a liv e today!

Patrick Shea Law II Ed. note: M s. L a u ’s State-

Continued on Page 7

Opinion

October 29th, 1996

B ein g P o n tiff means rarely having to say y o u ’ re sorry L a s t W e d n e s d a y , P o p e John

a n d I d o u b t th e P o p e is b e in g

W h i l e s e e m in g ly t r y in g to

te c h n o lo g y and Austrian m a n p ow ­

tio n a lly e e rie purple cross h o v e r­

Paul the second, r e c o v e rin g fro m

ad vised on th e o lo g ic a l and scien­

s y n c h ro n is e r e lig io u s fa ith w ith

e r, and T h e D is tr ib u tio n o f the

in g o v e r M o n t r e a l b e f o r e y o u

the rem ova l o f his appendix, sent

tific matters b y rap artists.

s cien tific b e liefs , the P o p e insisted

L o a v e s and the F ish e s w a s han­

graduate.

that man cou ld have been

d led b y an upstart Persian catering

a m e m o to s o m e th in g c a lle d the P o n tific a l

A cadem y

S c ie n c e s ,

s a y in g

of

created fro m a process

th at

lik e

[italics mine]

human b e in g s m ay not be an im m e d ia te c re a tio n o f G od,

but

p e rh a p s

T h e P o p e d id not exp lain

have

Mila Aung-Thwin

b e en c re a te d b y a g rad u a l p ro c e s s o f e v o lu tio n . “ F resh

e v o lu tio n ,

com pany.

but

T h e P o p e had his a p p e n d ix rem o v e d a fe w w eek s ago, and it

p r a c t is in g

s e e m e d to m a k e h im re c o n s id e r

afterw ards “ the sp iri­

C a th o lic , perhaps, and y o u w o n ­

the d o g m a o f the C h u rch , w h ile

tual sou l is im m e d i­

d e r h o w this a ffe c t s y o u . H e re :

perhaps strengthening his sense o f

a t e ly

by

Y o u liv e in a p la c e w ith a g ia n t

fa ith . T h e a p p e n d ix is an o rg a n

G o d .” G o d apparently

g lo w in g c ru cifix that hovers o v e r

that science has n ever been able to

c re a ted

Y o u ’ re

not

a

b e lie v e s in s p e c ia lis e d

e v e r y o n e in the c ity ! Jesus lights

assign a prop er ro le to, perhaps it

k n o w le d g e leads to reco gn ition o f

what

th e

production. T h e P o p e seem s to be

up the sk ylin e; the P o p e 's alw ays

is a th eo lo g ic a l organ. M a y b e the

the th e o ry o f e v o lu tio n as m o re

“ P o n tifica l A c a d e m y o f S cien ces”

adapting C ath olic b e lie fs not w ith

on you r mind.

than just a hypoth esis,” w ro te his

is , w h e t h e r t h e y

science, but rather, w ith the facu l­

One

H olin ess.

arou n d f o r the P o p e to w r ite to

ty o f m anagem en t. I n o w h a ve a

a s p e c ts o f th e c r o s s on M o u n t

and a llo w it back in to his b o d y :

them dictating the s cien tific th eo­

c o n c e p t o f G o d as the e f f ic ie n t

R o y a l is that it w a s f it t e d w ith

T h e P ro d ig a l A p p e n d ix . A lth o u g h

H e d id n ’ t e x p la in w h a t this

th e

th e y ,

a c tu a l

and

r o le

of

s im p ly

a ll

th e

w a it

P o p e w ill reco n sid er his d ecisio n

o f th e

m ore

b iz a r r e

to e x c o m m u n ic a te his ap p en d ix,

“ fresh k n o w le d g e ” w as. Perh ap s

r ie s

o th e r

C E O : c o n c e rn e d o v e r the in itia l

su p p lem ental pu rple lig h tb u lb s a

th ere is m uch s c ie n tific research

h e c o n s id e r s D a r w i n ’ s On the

C ath olic p eop le in the w o rld (the

start-up cost o f the U n ive rs e (it ’ s

fe w years ago, w h ich w ill light up

that still needs to be conducted, it

Origin o f the Species by Means o f Natural Selection “ fre s h k n o w l­

assu m ption b e in g that the m e m ­

hard to raise capital fo r a venture

o n ly in the e v e n t o f th e P o p e ’ s

is m y s u g g e s tio n th at th e P o p e

bers o f T h e P o n tifica l A c a d e m y o f

as b o l d l y s p e c u la t iv e as a B i g

death. W h y purple, I d o n ’ t know .

e d g e ” ; o r m ayb e the p op e to ok a

S c ie n c e s are C a t h o l i c ) , s h o u ld

B a n g , e s p e c ia lly in an a b s o lu te

I th in k th e P o p e w i l l d ie

m ed ical research corporation , and

c ru is e to G a la p a g o s and p ra y e d

b e liev e .

v o id ), H e sub-contracted the c re ­

b e fo re the yea r 2000, i f he has any

n ot le a v e it up to T h e P o n tific a l

ation o f M a n to the p rivate sector,

sense o f theatrics (w h ic h he o b v i­

A c a d e m y o f Sciences.

E volu tion .

o u s ly d oe s , s p o rtin g a w a rd ro b e

w ith the tortoises and cam e to the

H e d id n o t r e v e a l i f th e r e

sam e con clu sions as D arw in . I ’ m

w e re other P o n tific a l A c a d e m ie s ,

not sure w h at this “ fresh k n o w l­

such as T h e P o n tific a l A c a d e m y

e d g e ” is, but it sounds lik e a hip-

of

h op act (F .R .E .S .H . K n o w le d g e )

P o n tifica l P o lic e A c a d e m y .

M o tio n

P ic t u r e s ,

or

The

in g o f the R e d Sea w as ach ieved

w ith E lton Joh n), so chan ces are

b y a j o i n t v e n tu r e o f J a p a n es e

y o u w ill be able to see an e x c e p ­

M r. Aung-Thwin has form ed his opinion on the Pope from his selection o f National Geographic and Boy ’.v Life magazines.

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p e o p le state th eir facts corre c tly .

T r i b u n e s h o u ld p u b lis h m o r e

F igu rin g out what is kosher is rel­

h e a rt-w a rm in g s to rie s abou t the

to the Editor

a tiv e ly e a s y g iv e n that th ere are

p o rte rs ,

s ym b ols on products w h ich in d i­

experts, p hysical plant e m p lo yees,

Further revelatio n s: the part­

Stop the Press When our “ representatives ” don’t represent us In the M arch R e feren d u m o f

F E R C in to e xistan ce last M arch .

1996, the M c G ill U n d ergrad u ate

Students returned with, “ W E voted

S o c ie ty v o te d o v e r w h e lm in g ly to

w ith French co p ie s , th ey w e re at

c rea te

E th ic s

the p olls.” A lth ou gh som e such as

R e s e a rc h C o m m itte e ( F E R C ), a

Chris Carter and Arts rep to council

group dedicated to advising S S M U

M e ra T h o m son o p e n ly supported

representatives w hich corporations

le g it im a c y o f F E R C , n o a n sw er

v ie b y e th ic a l standards in th eir

w as to be heard fro m the S S M U

th e

F in a n c ia l

glob al market behaviour.

“ representatives” w h o initially cre­

Continued from Page 7 ment was referring to the modern D em ocra tic Party. The T rib u n e acknowledges that this was not c le a rly stated, and regrets the error.

Broccoli kosher, insects not

Impetus originated in a situa­

ated the resistance. S S M U did not

tion w h ere S S M U representatives

have a French cop y therefore it did

r e fu s e d s tu d e n ts to s p e a k ou t

not exist. W eek s later, once F E R C

again st $1.5 m illio n d eal S S M U

supporters w ent to legal aid, set a

R e : S u s a n P e t e r ’ s “ B la c k

later signed with Pepsi, a corpora­

ju d ic ia l b o a rd d ate and b ro u gh t

C o f f e e ” c o lu m n ( O c t o b e r 2 2 ,

tion fin an cially aiding the ille g iti­

to g e th e r p re v io u s p o llta k e rs and

1996).

mate Burm ese arm y w h o was and

previou s C h ie f R eturning O ffic e rs

In her colum n entitled, “ H a lf­

still is killin g thousands o f its p eo­

all w h o m c la im e d e xistan ce o f a

b ilin g u a ls rea d B a tm a n ’ s c o n d o

rem iniscent o f L ib e ra c e on a date

c a te

w h eth e r

th e

p ro d u ct

is

IC C guys, and, oh yeah, grad stu­ dents. M a y b e e v e r y se co n d e d i­

H o w e v e r , k o s h e r resta u ra n ts in

t io n d e v o t e d t o m a r g i n a l i s e d

M on trea l w ill not serve it because

groups?

it has a tendency to contain m any

P ress” and excu se m e i f I w asn ’ t c l e a r e n o u g h o n th is , w a s th e

easier not to serve b ro c c o li at all.

graduate students p ay $64,000 to

Y e t, in m any other cities, b ro c co li

the S S M U e v e ry year, y et as M r.

is served in kosher restaurants

A u n g - T h w in so r ig h t ly p o in te d

Aaron Feinstein GO Arts

W e sure c o u ld use that $ 6 4 ,0 0 0 back — m ayb e an upgrade to our

Peters m istaken ly states that b ro c­ c o l i is n o t k o s h e r . S h e s ta te s ,

“ [ita lic s m in e ]” colu m n (O c to b e r

p re e m p tin g the s ig n a tu re o f the

c o u ld ’ v e b een lost, the o f f ic e d id

“ E ven

22, 1996).

contract. Representatives told them

get rearranged o v e r the summer,” it

b e c o m e accu stom ed to la n gu a ge

I ’ m g l a d t o s e e th a t M i l a

th ey w o u ld r e c e iv e a c a ll, w eek s

was stated w h ile he w h o in itia lly

law s so c o m p le x that b y c o m p a ri­

A u n g -T h w in had such a fun tim e

passed, the contract was signed and

claim ed F E R C ’ s illegitim acy stood

son, fig u rin g out w h at’ s k osher is

l i s t i n g a ll th e w o r t h y g r o u p s

easy. (H in t: b ro c c o li isn ’ t...)”

no student e v e r r e c e iv e d a phone

in the background, always trying to

c a ll. A further qu estion to ask is

rem ain im p a rtia l u n til it w as no

w h y such a c o n tra c t w a s s ig n e d

lon ger g o o d fo r him.

d u rin g the sum m er w h en so fe w

M y la r g e r q u e s tio n th ro u gh

students w ere around to speak out

this a ffa ir , as n o n -p o litic ia n and

about it?

h ave

w ith such a human rights abusing

s e n tin g ” s tu d en ts w h e n H e le n a

corporation w h ile other universities

M ila

A u n g -T h w in ’ s

c o m fy lounges, or m ore resources d e v o t e d t o g r a d u a te s tu d e n t s ’ c o n c e r n s . P e r h a p s i t ’ s t im e to start negotiatin g.

Linda Carlson President, Post Graduate Students ’ Society

around cam pus w h o aren’ t getting e n o u g h n e w s c o v e r a g e , and I

seem tr iv ia l, it is im p o rta n t that

a g re e w ith his assertion that the

I m m ig r a t io n I m m ig r a t io n

pening? W h y was a contract signed

ther resistance fro m those “ rep re­

R e:

A lt h o u g h th is p o in t m ig h t

sim ple student is, w h y is this hap­

Student demands m et with fur­

h a vin g a g o o d tim e am ongst our­ p le te ly independent o f the S S M U .

in g

p e o p le

out, w e ’ re ju s t h a n g in g out here selves at the R e a g le B ea gle , c o m ­

We want our money back!

against the contract in the m eeting

o r d in a r y

au to

Can ada Ca n a d a

M y e rs , p reviou s S S M U president

lik e H arvard had Pepsi k icked o f f

• P ro gra m m e d ’ e m p lo is spécialisés

and K e l l y R e m a i, p r e v io u s V P

their campus? W h y w ere students’

Téléphonez pour une

F in a n c e attem p ted b lo c k in g stu­

voices ignored when it cam e to the

consultation gratuite

dents from creating F E R C by stat­

fate o f their society? W h y have stu­

Skilled workers program • P ro gra m m e d ’ entrepreneurs

ing, “ F E R C was a worthless piece

dent’ s representatives lied to them?

o f bureaucracy.” Such “ representa­

W h y d id certain m em b ers o f the

tives” w ere m et both w ith a rep ly

c u rre n t S S M U e x e c u t iv e b o a rd

o f 1, 693 to 445 in favour o f creat­

a tte m p t to e lim in a t e s tu d e n t’ s

in g F E R C as w e l l as a m o tio n

c h o ic e to create F E R C ? W h y d o

accusing M yers and R em ai o f lying to students.

students have to bend backwards, constantly standing on attention so

Students w ere beginning to fill

to ensure S S M U does not slander

c a n d a c ie s

student voices?

th e

fo r

FERC

th is

S ep tem b er w h en a S S M U e x e c u ­ tiv e

b oard

“ r e p r e s e n t a t iv e ”

declaired F E R C nonexistant. T h e y w e r e t o ld F E R C d id n o t e x is t because there was no French cop y o f the referendum question votin g

Simone Levine, Public Research on Business Ethics

Write for ye olde Tribune, and people will write cute letters about you, too.

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ch eck each flo re t fo r insects, it is

an d d is p o s a b le c o u c h e s ” , M s .

it

p o in t

d e n in th e f lo r e t s . R a th e r than

ing F E R C illegitim acy began back­ gu ess

th e

w an ted to m ake in m y “ Stop the

French copy, those in itially claim ­ I

N o n e th e le s s ,

insects, w h ich are not kosher, h id ­

s e n ta t iv e s a s k in g to s p e a k ou t

“ W e ll,

te le c o m m u n ic a tio n s

kosher. B r o c c o li it s e lf is kosher.

ple. Students cam e to their rep re­

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R e v ie w in g the history o f Canada’ s Indian A c t Recent proposals from the Minister o f Indian Affairs concerning the primary legislation governing the lives o f First Nations peoples will have considerable effects. The T r ib u n e brings this first segment o f a two-part series to give an historical context to the proposed amendments.

B y Sara Jean G reen

Indian A ct.

1876 revisited

T ru deau c o m m is s io n e d a w h o le ­

denounced the p o lic y as an attempt

sale re v ie w o f Indian p o lic y which

t o th w a r t th e d e v e l o p m e n t o f

in c lu d e d fa r-re a c h in g re fo rm s to

In d ian org a n isa tio n s w h ich w e re

in C an ad a w h o w o u ld not a g re e

C a n a d ia n In d ia n s a re g o v ­

the Indian A c t. Jean C hrétien took

beginning to articulate Indian goals

that the federal Indian A c t is pater­

erned by a separate law , the Indian

o v e r as M in ister o f Indian A ffa ir s

and ob jectives.

n a listic and o ffe n s iv e . F o r yea rs now , as N a tiv e groups have organ­

A c t, enacted in 1876. Provision s in the A c t g a v e the fe d e ra l g o v e r n ­

— a position he held fo r o v e r six

is e d and m o b ilis e d , the c a ll f o r

m e n t c o n t r o l o f In d ia n a f f a ir s

change — first w hispered and then

in c lu d in g

la n d - h o ld in g s , la n d

T h e re are fe w N a tiv e p e o p le

M ixing the old and new Has Montreal architecture gone wild?

By Barry C ampbell T h e c ity o f M on treal is fortu ­

“ O n c e a g a in th e fu tu r e o f

n a te t o b e b le s s e d w it h a r ic h

Indian p eop le has been dealt w ith

a r c h ite c tu r a l h e r it a g e , e r e c t e d

U n d e r th e a u s p ic e s o f th e

in a h ig h - h a n d e d an d a r b itr a r y

fro m both h isto rical and in n o v a ­

D I A N D , a y e a r o f c o n su lta tio n s

manner... T h e status o f Indian p eo­

t i v e d e s ig n s a r o u n d th e c i t y .

scream ed — has resounded across

transfers, tax atio n , lo c a l g o v e r n ­

w ith N a tiv e lead ers and a ctivists

p le as w e k n o w it today is not the

N e v e r th e le s s , w a lk in g a lo n g the

the country.

T h e M in ister o f Indian A ffa ir s

ment, education, w ills and estates,

to o k p la c e across C anada. W h ile

result o f our decisions in the past...

streets o f M on treal, on e is usually

as w e ll as band m e m ­

A hundred o r m ore years

e ith e r th o r o u g h ly im p re s s e d , o r

and N o rth e rn D e v e lo p m e n t, R o n

b ersh ip . T h e A c t o n ly

o f acceptance on the part

utterly horrified.

Ir w in , has a p p a ren tly heard this

a p p lie s

statu s

o f the Indians, o f p olicies

call, but it is questionable whether

In d ia n s, n ot M é tis ( o f

and program s fostered by

M on treal g re w to b eco m e the pre­

o r n o t he has lis te n e d . In A p r il

N a tiv e

F re n c h

p o litic a l experts...has led

em in ent m etro p o lis o f the y ou n g

1995, Irw in issued a letter to o v e r

an cestry) o r non-status

us once again up the gar­

n a tio n , la r g e b an k s and tra d in g

600 First N ation s’ chiefs as w e ll as

Indians (those o f N a tiv e

den path o f fa ls e h op es,

c o rp o ra tio n s co n stru c te d s ta te ly

2 0 0 tr ib a l c o u n c ils and N a t i v e

ancestry w h o lost status

broken prom ises, colossal

h ead o f f i c e s o n St. Jam es (n o w

o r g a n is a t io n s ,

th ro u gh in te rm a rria g e

disrespect and m onum en­

St. Jacqu es) Street, the fin a n c ia l

w ith w hites).

tal bad faith.”

and c o rp o ra te cen tre o f the c ity .

p r o p o s in g

67

ch an ges w h ich c o u ld a ffe c t o v e r

to an d

years.

In

th e

1 9 th

c e n tu ry ,

as

A c t,

In an a rtic le p rin ted

W h e n th e Sun L i f e A s s u r a n c e

stated in his letter that “ to change

w h ic h w a s a r b itr a r ily

in th e G lo b e and M a il

C om p a n y built its n ew headquar­

the A c t there must be a broad m ea­

im p o s e d

days

su re

F ir s t

w it h o u t a n y k in d o f consultation, e ffe c tiv e ly

d e fe n d e d his p ro p o s a ls . “ W e w i l l n o t push a n y ­

te r s o n D o m in io n S q u a r e , th e m am m oth b u ild in g se rv e d n otice

T h e D e p a r t m e n t o f In d ia n

m ade Canadian Indians

th in g

an yone’ s

o f th e c i t y w a s a b o u t to ta k e

A ffa ir s and Northern D evelop m en t

w a r d s o f th e f e d e r a l

throat. W e w ill not aban­

place. T h e o ld business centres on

(D I A N D ) received 61 responses to

g o v e rn m e n t.

th e

don an yone or any p rob ­

St. Jam es w e r e to b e supplanted

the in itia l le tte r w h ic h it c la im s

reserve system w as set

lem. W e w ill be fle x ib le .

b y the a rea south o f M c G ill on

represents “ 214 First N ation co m ­

up, N a tives w ere forced

We

w hat

m u n it ie s .”

th e

into dependence on the

C h r é t ie n

N a tio n s ’

Indian A c t since tradi­

G overn m en t b e lie v e s the

B e t w e e n the 1950s and the

G e n e ra l A s s e m b ly last July, the

t io n a l

g o v e rn m e n t,

p r o p o s a ls are th e r ig h t

la te 1970s, o n e th ird o f w h at is

elected C h iefs rejected Irw in ’ s pro­

l i f e s t y l e s , la n g u a g e s

on es. It is c o m m itte d to

n o w called the d ow n tow n core o f

posals and passed a m oratorium on

and c e re m o n ie s , w e r e

d is c u s s io n , n e g o tia tin g ,

M on treal w as d em olish ed to m ake

any changes to the Indian A c t until

a ll

consulting, to m ake them

w a y fo r w id e n e d streets, parking

a nation w id e con su ltatio n cou ld

F u rth erm o re,

th e r ig h t o n es. It w an ts

lots, and skyscrapers. T h e struc­

take p la c e in v o lv in g m em b ers o f

A g e n ts w e r e a s s ig n e d

the chance to do this and

tures that w e re d em olish ed w ere,

a ll

to r e s e r v e s to e n fo r c e

it seeks the fu ll and con ­

m ore o fte n than not, fin e e x a m ­

tin u in g in v o lv e m e n t and

p les o f V ic to ria n residential archi­

u n d e r s ta n d in g o f th o s e

tecture. In fact, M c G i l l ’ s Sam uel

w hose

B r o n fm a n b u ild in g stands o n a

The

h a lf o f the A c t. T h e M in ister also

of

su p p ort

am ong

N ation s.”

A s s e m b ly

H ow ever, of

N a tiv e

F ir s t

at

c o m m u n it ie s .

In d ia n on

N a tiv e s

As

o u t la w e d .

In d ia n

N on eth eless, Irw in has stated his

v a r io u s p r o v is io n s o f

d eterm in ation to present a lis t o f

th e

A c t.

The

a g e n ts

Former Minister of Indian Affairs Jean Chrétien and former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau in 1970.

la t e r ,

dow n

w a n t to

C h r é t ie n

d is c u s s ,”

w ro te .

“ The

that a shift in the urban landscape

is

now

c a lle d

R éne-

L é v e s q u e B ou levard .

amendments to the federal Cabinet

w ere largely responsible

b e fo re the y ea r’ s end.

fo r estab lish in g band cou n cils as

V ern on R oo te, deputy c h ie f o f th e U n io n o f O n t a r io In d ia n s ,

local governm ents.

M o r e o v e r , th e In d ia n A c t

pointed out that N a tiv e peoples are

re s tr ic te d the fr e e d o m o f m o v e ­

wanted to see the end to all treaties

V a n c o u v e r L ib e r a l A s s o c ia t io n

arch itectu re c ritic f o r Le D evoir

not adverse to change, but the uni­

m ent b y C anadian Indians. U n til

and a b o r ig in a l rig h ts . A lth o u g h

D inner on Au gu st 8, he stated that

la t e r a l an d d i c t a t o r i a l p r o c e s s

the 1950s, Indians w ere required to

told their concerns w o u ld be taken

“ ...W e must be all equal under the

a r g u e d in h is b o o k Sauve Montréal that “ M on treal defin es

e sp o u sed b y the fe d e r a l g o v e r n ­

o b ta in s p e c ia l p e r m it s i f th e y

in to con sid e ra tio n , re fo rm to the

laws and w e must not sign treaties

i t s e lf b y its p a r a d o x ic a l c h a ra c­

m en t p re c lu d e s N a t iv e i n v o l v e ­

w ished to leave their reserve, and

Indian A c t w as d on e through the

a m o n g s t o u r s e lv e s and m a n y o f

ter... she wants to appear at on ce

ment in decision-m aking.

could be arrested i f they le ft w ith­

secrecy o f the federal Cabinet.

“ A l l chiefs and N a tiv e p eop le

ou t p e r m is s io n fr o m th e In d ia n

d e c is io n s

w ill

N a tiv e priorities centred on special rights, unsettled treaty obligations,

a ffe c t its chances.”

S im ila r ly , T ru deau d e fe n d e d

and a b o r ig in a l c la im s , T ru d e a u

the p o lic y . In a speech g iv e n at a

site that w as p re v io u sly occu p ied b y V ic to ria n ro w homes.

J e a n - C la u d e

M a rsa n ,

m o d e rn

and

an

th ese treaties in d e e d w o u ld h a ve

t o ta lly

Chrétien announced the W h ite

less and less s ig n ific a n c e in the

E u r o p e a n an d y e t o ft e n c o m e s

t o ta lly

Paper on 25 June 1969, contending

future an yh ow .” Trudeau w en t on

a cross as n eith er, f o r som eth in g

change any part o f the Indian A c t,

In 1927, qn am en d m en t w as

that his proposal w h ich p rom oted

to say, “ w e can’ t recogn ise aborig­

has b een lo s t in the m ix .”

b ig or sm all, because w e w ant to

m ade to the Indian A c t m aking it

a s s im ila tio n o f F irs t N a tio n s as

inal rights because no society can

T h e m o v e to “ urban ren ew al”

b e in v o l v e d in the c o n s u lta tio n

i l l e g a l f o r C a n a d ia n In d ia n s to

w e ll as the termination o f all abo­

be built on historical ‘ m ight-have-

has often lead to m any disjointed

process. R on Irw in sends out rec­

ra is e m o n e y f o r In d ia n p o litic a l o r g a n is a tio n o r to p u rsu e le g a l

r ig in a l and tre a ty rig h ts , w a s in

beens.’ ”

and m ism atched urban neighbou r­

response to N a tiv e demands.

T h e f o l l o w i n g d a y , a p re s s

H o w e v e r , d u e t o p r o fo u n d p ublic condem nation o f the W h ite

h o o d s . E s p e c ia lly in th e d o w n ­ tow n core, old V ic to ria n hom es or c h u r c h e s a re d w a r f e d b y s k y ­

across the cou n try d o n ’ t w ant to

o m m e n d e d c h a n g e s and th at in R on Ir w in ’ s m ind is consultation,

agent.

c la im s a g a in s t th e g o v e r n m e n t.

and i t ’ s n o t,” e x p la in e d R o o t e .

T h e amendment was in place until

release was issued by N a tiv e lead­

Paper, the govern m ent shelved the

“ R ecen tly, N a tiv e p eop le have said

1951. Canadian Indians w ere pro­

ers under the aegis o f the National

p o lic y in 1971. In a speech m ade at

scra p ers,

w e d o n ’ t w a n t an y am en d m en ts

hibited fro m votin g in federal e le c ­

Indian B roth erh ood , reje c tin g the

Q u een ’ s U n iversity in M arch 1971,

E x c h a n g e T o w e r , w h ic h le a v e s

unless w e h a ve fu ll con su lta tio n

tions until 1960.

W h ite Paper. T h e p o lic y w as repu­

C h r é t ie n

V ic t o r ia S q u are in d arkn ess f o r

a n n o u n c e d th a t “ th e

su ch

as

th e

S to c k

alm ost the entire day.

w ith all our people. T h ose M P s in

In 1968, greatly influenced by

d ia te d b e c a u s e it had n o t b e e n

G o v e r n m e n t d o e s n o t in te n d to

the H ouse o f C om m ons have their

the c iv il righ ts and a n ti-p o v e rty

d e ve lo p e d in g o o d faith regarding

fo rc e progress along the directions

first, second and third readings and

m o v e m e n ts in the U n ite d States,

participation the Indians had been

set out in the p o lic y prop osals o f

rec e n t arch itectu re in the c ity is

pass legislation — that to m e rep­

public criticism was le v e lle d at the

p rom ised . Furtherm ore, the press

June 1969.”

not all bad news.

resents a dictatorial process.”

L ib e r a l

release stated that the p o lic y was a

that the “ future d ire c tio n w ill be

I.M . P e i’ s P la c e V ille M arie,

g o v e r n m e n t o f P ie r r e

H e w e n t on to say

H ow ever,

th e

h is to r y

of

p a t e r n a lis t ic

d en ial o f a b o rig in a l righ ts w h ich

that w h ic h e m e r g e s in m e e tin g s

a m o d e m m asterpiece in the cen­

govern m ent priorities is not a new

ad m inistration o f the In d ian A c t.

in c lu d e d th e r ig h t to l i v e on a

b e tw e e n G o v e rn m e n t and Indian

tre o f the c ity w h o s e c r u c ifo r m

p h en om en on . A lth o u g h resen tfu l

U n d e r th e le a d e r s h ip o f th e n -

reserve, freedom from estate taxes

representatives and peop le.”

o f the constraints im posed b y the

M in is te r o f In d ia n A f f a i r s Jean

on r e s e r v e lan ds, fr e e d o m fro m

Indian A c t, Canadian Indians have

C h rétien , the fe d e ra l g o vern m en t

in c o m e taxes earned on res e rve s

p r o m is e d

been forced into dependence on the

began loo k in g at w ays to dismantle

and the right to vote in band coun­

A c t fo r protecting land and ab orig­

the Indian A ct.

c il elections.

C o n flic t b e tw e e n N a tiv e and

T ru d ea u

fo r

th e

posed amendments, one must loo k at th e h is t o r ic a l c o n te x t o f th e

1969 White Paper A f t e r th e June e le c t io n s o f 1967,

P r im e

M in is te r

P ie r r e

once

c o n s u lt a t io n

w it h

C e m e n t C o m p a n y b u ild in g on

N atives, current M in ister o f Indian

P h illip s Square, w h ich w as b u ilt

Just

as

A f f a ir s R o n Ir w in has reitera te d

en tirely out o f cem en t to resem ble

1 9 69 p re s s

th e s a m e c o m m it m e n t . T o d a te

a lim e s to n e n e o -c la s s ic a l stru c­

r e le a s e o f th e M a n it o b a In d ia n

h o w e v e r , N a t i v e le a d e r s h a v e

ture, are both e x c e lle n t exam p les

B ro th erh oo d , D a v e C ou rch en e, a

pointed out that sim ilar tactics are

N a tiv e spokesman from M anitoba,

b eing used n ow as in 1969.

In a Ju n e 2 6 ,

inal rights. In order to understand the im p lic a tio n s o f I r w in ’ s p r o ­

C h r é t ie n

s ilh o u e tte d o m in a te s the d o w n ­ to w n s k y lin e , and the C an ad ian

Continued on Page 11

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October 29th, 1996

Virtual reality in the hospital m orgue

Th e nightlife o f bloodthirsty bats

Setting the stage fo r new medical research: researchers are using 3-D computer images o f human bodies to simulate anatomical dissections h a v e s in c e b e e n c o m p i l e d an d regen erated into m yriad products f o r b oth students and p ra c tis in g doctors.

A lth ou g h V H P has numerous

By A my D iNolo

possib le application s, p resently it

Im agin e b eing a m ed ical stu­ dent in an in tro d u cto ry an atom y class and m ak ing a huge m istake on your cadaver. N orm ally, any tis­ sue in v o lv e d w o u ld be lost. N o w im agine being able to g o back and fix that mistake.

W h a t sounds im p o s s ib le has now been made possible, thanks to scientists at the N ational Lib rary o f M e d ic in e in B ethesda, M arylan d , and the U n iv e r s it y o f C o lo r a d o Health Sciences Center in D enver, C olorado.

T h ese doctors, led b y V ic to r Spitzer o f the U C H S C , have creat­ ed the w o rld ’ s first “ virtual cadav­ e r s ” u n d e r th e V i s i b l e H u m a n P r o je c t .

a n d h is c o l l e a g u e s a t M e r c k

d iu rn a l c re a tu re s h a v e g o n e to

Michael Bezuhly

d im e n sio n a l com p u ter im a ge s o f

B ro c k F en ton , a b io lo g is t at

online to anyone in the w orld with a m o d e m an d a w e b b r o w s e r .

human b o d ie s are n o w a v a ila b le

Y o r k U n iv e r s it y , O n t a r io s u p ­

L a b o ra to rie s h a ve also fou n d e v i ­

ports the latter v ie w . W h e n v a m ­

H o w ever, the project was not w ith ­

d e n c e th a t d r a c u lin a n d o t h e r

p ire bats fir s t a p p e a re d 15 m il­

out its obstacles.

m o le c u le s m ay p la y an im portant

lio n y ea rs a g o , the m am m als o f

&

D ohm e

T h e first task was finding suit­

m ore

able specim ens from which to take

im p ro v e d drugs to fig h t heart d is ­

num erous and d iv ers e than in any

th e im a g e s . T h is p r o v e d to b e

ease.

o th e r p a rt o f th e w o r ld . F e n to n

daunting as it was d ifficu lt to find b o d ie s th at w e r e infirm ed.

r o le L a te at night, lo n g after m ost

th r e e -

R esearch

S h arp

By Sanjay Patel

C o n s e q u e n t ly ,

in

th e

d e v e lo p m e n t

of

S o u th

A m e r ic a

w ere

not a g ed or

S p e c ific a lly , G a rd ell and his

b e lie v e s that intense stru ggles fo r

th e

team are lo o k in g at a v a m p ire bat

s u r v iv a l le d t o m a n y a n im a ls

e v e n in g sk y. F ly in g lo w a cross

s a liv a r y p la s m in o g e n a c tiv a to r,

b e c o m in g fr e q u e n t ly w o u n d e d ,

“ W e w ere lo o k in g fo r a nor­

th e la n d s c a p e , th e y s e a rc h f o r

b e tte r k n o w n as b a t - P A . W h e n

p r o v i d i n g m a n y b lo o d s u c k in g

m al c a d a v e r ,” said D r. M ic h a e l

u n s u s p e c t in g v i c t i m s . O n e o f

introdu ced, it stops b lo o d c lo ttin g

op p ortu n ities fo r bats.

A c k e r m a n , p r o j e c t h e a d at th e

th em m ay e v e n b e you !

im m e d ia te ly . T h is is u n lik e the

Desmodus rotundus fin d s the

anticoagulan ts fro m oth er anim al

m a m m a ls it fe e d s on th ro u gh a

Cadavers are not normal, or th ey’ d

f e e d in g e n t ir e ly on b lo o d — but

s o u r c e s , w h ic h t a k e 10 to 15

com b in a tio n o f sm ell, sound and

still be aliv e .”

three species, c o lle c tiv e ly k n o w n

m in u t e s o f p r e - i n c u b a t i o n to

é c h o lo c a t io n . O n c e a v ic t im is

T h e scientists fin ally did find

as v a m p ir e b a ts , h a v e b e c o m e

rea ch

in h ib it io n .

id e n tifie d , the bat u su ally c lin g s

th eir man in Paul Jernigan, a 39-

ra th e r g o o d at it. In fa c t, th e ir

M o r e o v e r , the in h ib ito ry e ffe c ts

to the a n im a l’ s m ane o r tail w h ile

yea r-old c o n victed m urderer from

sleep, v a m p ire bats e m e rg e fro m th e ir r o o s ts

and

ta k e

to

I t ’ s a p re c a rio u s lif e s t y le —

m a x im a l

N LM .

“ It’ s

an

oxym oron .

s te a lth y a b ilit y a llo w s th em to

o f b a t - P A are q u ic k ly r e v e r s e d

search ing fo r an app rop riate spot

T exas w h o was executed by. lethal

fe e d fo r 20 to 30 m inutes w ith ou t

o n c e it d rop s b e lo w a th resh o ld

to bite. S p e c ia lis e d heat-sen sitive

injection in 1993. H e turned out to

rou sin g a s le ep in g target.

le v e l.

c e lls in the nose h e lp the bat to

be an id e a l ch o ice , as m e d ic a lly , there was nothing w ron g with him.

S c ie n t is t s h a v e l o n g b e e n

It is this unique p ro p erty that

in trig u e d b y such e x p e rtis e , but

m a y b e k e y in c le a r in g c lo g g e d

recent studies h a ve turned to the

b lo o d

an ticoagu lan t p ro p erties o f v a m ­

a llo w in g

p ire bat saliva.

resum e w ith in m inutes.

v e s s e ls ,

c o n s e q u e n tly

n o rm a l

c lo tt in g

to

lo c a te b lo o d v essels near the sur­

F o r the fem ale specim en, the

face.

O n c e such a spot is fou n d , it w i l l e n g o r g e i t s e l f in a n ig h t ly b lo o d fea st o f 50 to 100 p er cent

R a fa e l A p tiz - C a s tr o and his

S o h o w d id v a m p i r e b a ts

o f its o w n b o d y w e ig h t! Such is

team in C aracas, V e n e z u e la h ave

a c q u ir e such a taste f o r b lo o d ?

th e m e t a b o lic r e q u ir e m e n t o f a

s u c c e e d e d in is o la t in g d ra cu lin

C u r io u s ly , th e y e v o l v e d in th e

fly in g m am m al.

— a p re v io u s ly unknow n a n tic o ­

A m e r ic a s ,

th re e

B io lo g is t s say that v a m p ir e

a g u la n t

fro m

sp ecies su rviv e today. S o m e th e­

bats p re fe r horses to c o w s , in vad -

Desmodus rotundus (th e c om m o n

orists su ggest that bats w ith s u ffi­

in g p a s t u r e la n d

v a m p ir e b a t ). W h a t is u n iq u e a b o u t t h is h ig h ly s p e c ific

c ie n tly s tron g in c is o rs s w itc h e d

n ig h t s o f S o u th A m e r i c a . B u t

fr o m fru it-e a tin g to b lo o d - fe e d ­

that’ s n ot to say a h u ngry bat w ill

p o ly p e p tid e is that it targets a c ti­

in g f o r a b e t t e r m e a l. O t h e r s

r e fu s e a hum an. A l s o n o te that

v ated form s o f b lo o d c oagu lation

b e lie v e th at th e y e v o l v e d fr o m

th e y t a r g e t th e n o s e , t o e s an d

f a c t o r s , th u s i n h i b i t i n g th e m

in s e c tiv o r o u s bats th at ta r g e te d

e lb o w s . T h e r e fo re , a rin g o f g a r­

im m e d ia te ly .

insects fe e d in g on the w ou nd s o f

lic around y o u r n eck is u n lik e ly

la rge anim als.

to save you this A l l H a llo w s E v e !

g ly c o p r o te in

B io c h e m is t Step h en G a rd ell

w h ere

o n ly

in th e d a r k

d o c to rs settle d on a 5 9 -y e a r -o ld M aryland w om an w h o died o f con ­ gestive heart failure in 1994. Th is was som ewhat o f a disappointment fo r

several

rese a rc h e rs ,

b o th ,

because o f the cause o f death and because she was post-menopausal, w hich m ade her m ed ically less rel­ evant to youn ger wom en.

O nce appropriate donors w ere found, researchers began the ardu­ ous p ro c ed u re o f g rin d in g a w a y layers o f the bodies, one m illim etre at a tim e, and scanning the im ages to disk using com puterised to m o g ­ ra p h y ( C T ) and m a g n e tic r e s o ­ nance im a g in g ( M R I ) . T h e file s

a p p e a rs to b e m o s t u s e fu l as a teaching tool fo r m edical students and nurses. “ In te rm s o f s e l f - d i r e c t e d le a r n in g , at h o m e f o r e x a m p le , th e r e a re t e r r i f i c a d v a n t a g e s , ” noted Dr. Bernie L eib gott, head o f the department o f anatomy and cell b io lo g y

at th e

U n iv e r s ity

of

Toron to. “ O nce you have these 3D im ages, it’ s as g o o d as h a vin g them in your hand.”

S e v e ra l s o ftw a r e c o m p a n ie s have capitalised on the benefits o f “ virtual cadavers” and created pro­ gram m es enabling students to both v ie w and w o rk w ith im ages from V H P . “ T h e D issectable Human,” a C D - R O M program m e availab le at the M c G ill Com puter Store, allow s users to electronically “ strip aw ay” layers o f flesh one by one.

H o w e v e r , m e d ic a l ed ucators caution that these im ages are virtu­ al. G r a p h ic s o n a c o m p u te r, n o m atter h o w realistic they m ay be, cannot rep lace lab orato ry e x p e ri­ ence w ith real cadavers. “ W e have an anatomy dissec­ tion lab, w h ere students get first­ h a n d e x p e r i e n c e , ” s a id D r . E .

D an iels o f the M c G ill departm ent o f a n a to m y

an d c e l l b i o l o g y .

D an iels added that no tw o bodies are e x a c tly a lik e , and in the lab, students are able to com pare d iffe r ­ en ces am on g the m an y c a d a v e rs available.

A c c o rd in g to Leib gott, U o f T has not yet taken advantage o f the new com puter software. “ It requires trem endous stor­ age capabilities Ion a hard d riv e ], and w e sim ply d o n ’ t have these.”

P ro g r a m s lik e “ T h e D is s e c ta b le Hum an” are best used as a supple­ mentary tool to com plem ent labo­ r a to r y d is s e c tio n as o p p o s e d to replacing it.

W h ile the scope o f the V H P is at p resent lim ited , it p ro m ises to g a in sta tu re as d o c to r s use the im ages to conduct research without needing to cut up actual specimens.

There is also discussion o f produc­ in g m o re “ V is i b l e H u m a n s ,” o f various ages and conditions.

In the m eantim e, m edical stu­ dents, teachers and researchers can make use o f the m any advantages that such a resource m ay bring to their labs.

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Architecture in M ontreal reflects changing history Continued from Page 9

blended addition in the rear o f

V ic to ria n neighbourhood.

the c o m p le x to house the bulk o f the o ffic e s fo r the com pany.

A c c o r d i n g t o F r a n c o is R e m illa rd , author o f Montreal

Architecture, “ the m ost in ter­

open to the p ublic in M on treal.

o f recent w o rk in the city.

O t h e r e x a m p le s a r e th e

O n entering, one is m ade p riv y

“ O ur goa l was to not on ly

restoration o f the S a cre-C o eu r

t o an o p u le n t s p a c e w h ic h

p ro v id e our em p lo ye e s and ten­

e s tin g

C h a p e l, the C a n a d ia n C e n tre

h ou sed som e o f M o n tr e a l’ s

ants w ith a m od ern and fu n c­

hom es are the variation s in the

fo r

a sp ects

a b o u t th e s e

th e

m ost p o w e rfu l business barons

t io n a l b u ild in g , b u t w e a ls o

d e t a ils b e t w e e n b u i l d i n g to

M aison A lc a n . A l l three ty p ify

in the la te 19th c e n tu ry . T h e

wanted to p reserve the charac­

b u ilding, ev en i f they are both

th e so c a lle d p o s t-m o d e r n is t

extension is subdued and m od ­

te r o f th e a rea and h e lp p r e ­

d e s ig n e d in th e s a m e s t y le .

m o v e m e n t in architecture — a

em , o ffe rin g a striking contrast

s e rv e so m e o f the h e rita g e o f

P e o p l e w o u l d e x p r e s s t h e ir

m ovem en t characterised b y the

to th e in t r ic a te d e t a il o f th e

th e c i t y , ” e x p l a i n e d

in d iv id u a lity and th eir jo ie de

e ffo r t taken to harm onise new

c e ilin g s

T a lb o t, a s p o k e s p e rs o n fo r

vivre w ith b right colours, intri­

structures w ith the surrounding

S h a u g h n e s s y H o u s e w ith o u t

A lcan .

cate w rou ght iron designs, and

heritage o f the city.

o v e r p o w e r in g them , o r fa d in g

H o w e v e r , m ost M o n tre a l­

eccen tric turrets. W e are lucky

ers w o u ld agree, that the m ost distin ctive architectural style in

to h ave been le ft w ith som e o f

m o d e r n is t s p ir it. In th e la te

into the background.

T h e p ost-m od ern ist arch i­ te c tu re o f M a is o n A lc a n , the

1980s, she a rra n g e d th e p u r­

h ea d q u a rters

A r c h ite c tu r e ,

and

P h y llis L a m b e r t w a s on e architect w h o to ok up the post­

an d

s tr u c tu r e

of

of

D ia n e

the city, is that o f the late 19th

the spirit o f that age.”

It is all to o easy to take fo r

A lc a n

and early 20th century w o rk in g

g ra n te d th e r ic h an d d iv e r s e u rb a n

la n d s c a p e

th a t

is

d e c a y in g

A lu m in iu m L t d . s itu a te d on

class hom es. E asily id en tifiab le

S h a u g h n e ss y H o u s e on R e n é

Sh erbrooke Street, encom pass­

b y t h e ir s te e p , w in d in g and

M o n tre a l. W h e n the b le n d in g

L é v e s q u e . L a m b ert su pervised

es f i v e o ld h e rita g e b u ild in g s

often treacherous w rou gh t iron

o f o ld and n ew styles o f archi­

the ren o v a tio n and restoration

w h ich , p rio r to th eir purchase

s ta ir s , t h e s e s tr u c tu r e s a re

te c tu re fa ils , it is a d is a s te r.

o f th e e n t ir e m a n s io n , an d

and restoration by A lc a n , w ere

e n d o w e d w it h c o n s id e r a b le

H o w e v e r , w h en it succeeds, it

added a striking post-m odernist

in d anger o f b e in g torn dow n .

detail and beauty. T h ese ornate

p re s e rv e s the rich h e rita g e o f

w in g to th e stru ctu re, w h ic h

T h e C E O o f A lc a n , in a rare

n eo-classical structures su rvive

the c it y , w h ile a d d in g to the

now

m o m e n t o f c o r p o r a te v is io n ,

th ro u gh ou t the c ity , a lth ou gh

c u ltu ra l v ib r a n c y o f th e p r e ­

a

had the com pany purchase the

th e

sent.

m u seu m , res e a rc h c e n tre and

site, restore the b u ild in gs, and

S q u a r e is p e r h a p s th e b e s t

archival institute.

com m ission an e xtrem ely w e ll-

e x a m p le

chase

of

houses

C e n tre

European styles are only p art o f M ontreal’s architectural heritage

Shaughnessy H ou se is one o f the fe w 19th century hom es

fo r

th e

th e

C a n a d ia n

A r c h ite c tu r e ,

area

arou n d of

S t. L o u i s

a

s u r v iv in g

B o m to be a rebel: A Darwinian theory o f personality

By Elizabeth Wasserman

m uch lik e D a r w in ’ s: la b o r io u s ,

term, have been the altruistic liberals,

s a id in a r e c e n t le c tu r e at the

in general it finds that statistical d if­

Sm ith son ian In stitu tion . “ W h a t’ s more, the longer they liv e together, the more different they become.”

ferences are so small that knowing som eone’ s birth order tells you virtu­

detail-oriented, and precise. H e read

the heretics, the revolutionaries, and

Is 1920s-style pop p sychology m a k in g a c o m e b a c k , o r is F ran k

m ore than 20,000 biographies, c o l­ lecting data on hundreds o f variables

the conceivers and believers o f radi­ cal id e a s . Joan o f A r c , M a r y

Sullow ay the tm e D arw in o f social

including social class, fa m ily size,

W ollstonecraft, Voltaire, Rousseau,

science?

A fter 26 years o f research, data com pilation and statistical analysis, Su llow ay has applied the theory o f

physical traits, and relationship to

restored interest in the study o f birth-

f a m ily m em b e rs , w h ic h he then p lu g ge d into a c o m p le x com puter system sim ilar to the one used by

Marx, Lenin, and, o f course, Darwin, might have remained in obscurity if not for their older siblings.

T h rou g h o u t W estern h istory,

U.S. census-takers.

Sulloway calculates that 94 per cent

academics.

H o w e v e r , n ew s o f his w o rk ,

evolution to the human personality

S u llo w a y

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to

a lly nothing about h ow agressive, sociable or intelligent that person is.”

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a n th r o p o lo g y

M ichael Bisson thinks that research like Su llow ay’ s, h ow ever thorough,

order. His extensive evidence and his unusual approach have earned him acclaim from respected scientists and

tends to be misleading. “ His basic study m ethodology is not bad, but he m ay be con fu sin g correlation with causation,” Bisson

and has com e up with a comprehen­

A m o n g those an alysed in the

o f political revolutionaries and their

sive formula by which to map out the patterns o f human behaviou r. T h e force which shapes us, he claims, is

study w e re 3,893 m em bers o f the French National C onvention during the French R evolu tion, agitators in

supporters, 98 per cent o f Protestants w h o su ffered m artyrdom fo r their faith , and o v e r 80 per cent o f the

published this month in a book enti­ tled Bom to Rebel, seems not to have spread through M c G ill’ s academ ic

s ib lin g r iv a lr y . A c c o r d in g ly , the

61 Am erican reform movements, and

early supporters o f the theories o f

community. G iven a b rief outline o f

Bisson conceded that there might be

developm ent o f an individual’ s per­

the s ix w iv e s o f H e n ry V I I I . H is

Copernicus and o f Darwin were lat­

the stu d y, M c G i l l p r o fe s s o r s o f

sonality is largely determined by the order in which he or she was bom in

results p oin ted u n den iably to one variable as the overrid in g determ i­

erboms. Republican presidents have most often nominated firstborns as

social psychology and anthropology

some truth to the theory. “ C om e to think o f it, I ’ ve read

were sceptical.

that there is an exceedingly high fre­

relation to his or her siblings.

nant: the rank o f an individual’ s birth

Supreme Court justices; Democrats

“ There is already a whole litera­

T h e theory its e lf is not a new one. Birth-order research dates back at least to the 1920s. L ack o f sub­ stantial developments resulted in the

in relation to his or her siblings.

Throughout history, firstborns have tended o v erw h elm in g ly to be

ture on birth-order,” said psychology Professor M orton M endelson, “ and

self-confident defenders o f the status

have tended to nominate laterborns.

Sulloway explains his discovery in Darwinian terms. Sibling rivalry results fro m c o m p etition -b etw een

theory being virtually discarded by

quo, resistors o f revolu tion and o f

ch ildren fo r the lim ited resources

m ost social scientists in the early

offered by their parents — an instinct traceab le to e arly hu nter-gatherer societies, in which one child’ s slight

o f previous birth-order theorists was

r a d ic a l th ou gh t. T h e y h a ve b een over-represented among conservative th in k ers and su c c es s fu l p o litic a l le a d e rs , in c lu d in g G eorge

in the superficiality o f their research,

W a sh in g to n , A y n R and, W in s to n

survival. In addition to con fron ta­

s p ec ific a lly in their failu re to take into account control factors such as

C h u r c h ill, and Rush L im b a u g h .

A c c o r d in g ly , the lo n g - la s t in g

tional com p etition , ch ildren act in

social background and fam ily size.

strength o f conservatism in British

The depth and scope o f his research

p a r lia m e n ta r y p o lit ic s m ig h t be

o f divergence,” a strategy by which in d iv id u a ls e m p lo y th eir d iv e rs e

allows Sulloway to interpret apparent

attributable to the laws o f prim ogeni­ ture, which gave the vote predom i­

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exceptions to the first and laterbom distinction as explainable patterns.

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What?

Another great gig at Gert's?

Two words: the Super Friendz.

October 30. $3.

n t e r t a in m e n t

B illy B ra g g ’ s songs o f innocence and experience inspire

By Shaun G oho B illy B ragg has always been a

c ia l ra th e r than o n e o f his o w n

mother w h o approached the stage to

opened with “ W o rld Turned Upside

in an unromantic age, lamenting that

have a diaper autographed, all sorts

D o w n , ” an h o m a g e to C h a r le s

“ the polaroids that hold us together

songs. H ow ever, his deeper feelings

made an appearance.

W in s ta n le y ’ s seventeenth-century

w ill surely fade away.”

on the m atter w ere revealed when

d iffic u lt s in g er to p ig e o n h o le . A t

L a s t m on th , B r a g g re le a s e d

proto-anarchist D ig g e r m ovem ent.

F or the next tw o hours, B ragg

he opened his first ( o f tw o ) encores

on e m om en t, h e ’ s a f ie r y protest

W illiam Bloke, his firs t album o f

W ith the palm-muted rumble o f his

continued to pull the crow d through

w ith a fu rio u s c o v e r o f D y la n ’ s

singer, and the next, a c ro o n er o f

new material in fiv e years. In those

electro -acou stic guitar punctuated

the g a m u t o f e m o tio n s w ith his

song, closed w ith a call to “ reappro­

drippy lo v e songs. Approaching his

fiv e years, he has becom e a father,

b y o c c a s io n a l b u rsts o f j a g g e d

unique blend o f punk, folk, revolu­

priate your culture.”

fifte en -ye a r career anniversary, he

and the n ew songs, such as “ T h e

p o w e r c h o rd s and d e n u n c ia to r y

tionary fervou r, rom anticism , and

W ith such em otional extremes,

has a m a s s e d a d e v o t e d , th o u g h

Space R ace is O ver,” are generally

cries against “ the sin o f property,”

stand-up com edy. Favourite targets

a B illy B ragg concert is a draining,

diverse, audience.

q u ie t and n o s t a lg ic . B e f o r e the

B ragg showed that he has not soft­

f o r his b arb s in c lu d e d b a s e b a ll,

but cathartic, experien ce. F or any­

show, those waiting fo r “ T h e Great

ened with age.

Toronto, Alanis “ I want to be P. J.

one w h o w orries that the com p ro­

A fu ll ra n g e o f his ad m irers w ere present at a sold-out show at

Leap

F orw ard s”

or

“A

Club Soda last Thursday. From the

England” feared disappointment.

H e fo llo w e d w ith the m elan­

N ew

c h o ly

an d

c o n t e m p la t iv e

“ St.

H a rv ey ” M orissette, and the Bank

mises o f grow in g up w ill force them

o f M ontreal. H e jok in gly wondered

to abandon their ideals, the exam ple

youthful activist intent on debating

H o w e v e r, w ith in his first fe w

Sw ithin’ s D ay,” a song, as he put it,

w hy the latter had used B ob D ylan ’ s

o f Bragg, a father pushing forty w h o

the rela tiv e m erits o f com m u n ity-

songs, B ragg showed that he w ould

“ about sex and rain.” B ragg slipped

classic protest anthem “ T h e Tim es

has not given up the fight, is inspir­

and u n ion -b ased a c tiv is m , to the

not let down any faction o f fans. He

seamlessly into this tale o f lost lo v e

T h ey A r e A-C han gin” in a com m er­

ing.

Archers o f Loaf: the greatest o f all time back again in Montreal

By Joyce Lau

n o w , ” said J oh n s on , laughing. “ W e ’ re always fucking changing our set

F o r th e b e n e fit o f h is in t e r v ie w e r ,

becom e a drone machine.”

S in c e th e ir in c e p tio n in 1 992, the A r c h e r s h a v e k e p t b u s y . W it h N o r th

Archers drummer M ark Price quickly donned

Am erican tours and a trip to Australia under

lis t.

a p la id shirt and to q u e, w a v in g around a

their belts, they are now on their w ay across

Grateful Dead.”

handful o f twoonies.

Canada to Victoria, down the W est Coast to L .A ., across the D eep South and back around to Chapel H ill fo r a final show on D ecem ber

“ S in c e th e [la t e 1 9 9 2 ] W a tc h m a n to u r

“ Out? Out and about?” “ I ’ m not making fun,” he insisted, while settling in to share m y chair. “ I ’ m archetyp-

1.

in g ”

trip, they have been on the road almost con­ P r ic e w a s jo in e d b y h is m uch m o re

excita b le counterpart, w h o bounced up and

A lth ou gh they are on ly six days into this

tinuously since 1993. “ W e ’ v e already played in almost all the

W e ’ re

lik e

the

w ith Icky Mettle, w e ’ v e never used the same set tw ice,” Price confirmed.

T h e y u n an im ou sly agreed

to

u se

new er

material for the show.

dow n on a near-by table. “ I ’ m g o in g to print T-shirts that say ‘je m e souviens’ . I ’ m g o in g to secede fro m the

states in the lo w er 48,” Price recounted. “ O K , 45. W e skipped M ississippi, N e w Hampshire and S o u th D a k o ta ... W a it . D id w e p la y

US. Since college, I ’ ve meant to and write to

B is m a rc k ? It d o e s n ’ t m atter, i t ’ s a ll ju s t

“ W e ’ v e been p la y ­ ing the old stuff fo r four y e a rs ,” P r ic e said. “ I f

the State Department, but I was afraid some

Dakota.”

every song w e wrote was

guy with a badge and shades w ould com e and beat me up,” declared bassist M att Gentling.

For the fourth tim e in as many years, the A r c h e rs o f L o a f w e r e h e re to b rin g th eir

M o re recently, the Archers have played such shows as the V A N I S H b enefit (V oters Against N .C . Incumbent Senator H elm s) and h a v e e v e n g o n e on a to u r o f N e w South

been sick o f this touring a long tim e ago.”

Tru e to their w ord,

avant-punk noise and sexy intellectucore to

W ales.

the show contained noth­

M ontreal. “ I really lik e M on treal,” said G entling.

“ M a g ic D ir t a s k e d us to g o to M elb o u rn e. T h e y are super fu ck in g c o o l,”

“ It’ s all bilingual, but even a dumb-ass like

Gentling explained.

in g fr o m Icky M ettle.

In s te a d o f u s in g th e ir m usic as m osh p it f o d ­

still bashy, w e w ou ld ’ ve

But despite their energy, the Arçhers are

der, the A rch ers set out

“ A n d the w o m e n are b e u u u u -ti-fu l,” P rice added.

T h r e e h o u rs b e fo r e th e ir s h o w la s t Tuesday, and the North Carolina natives were

already beginning to look forward to slowing down. “ W e ’ d like to have tim e to w rite again b efo re next year — just b eing at hom e and

to show that they m ight b e a b e tte r l i v e band than a s tu d io on e.

lou n gin g about the squishy b row n couches

practising. W e haven’ t had a chance to do that

re c o rd in g s , the s h o w ’ s

backstage at Cabaret. T h e introverted frontsman/songwriter Eric Bachm ann had hidden h im self with a Greenland promoter in a back r o o m , w h e r e a c o u s tic p ic k in g s fr o m

fo r a lon g tim e,” said Price. “ W e also never have one day just to chill in a town, so I d on ’ t usually g o to too many shows. Still w e listen

o f f e r in g s w e r e d ir tie r , more dissonant and more p layfu l — d oin g justice to their new album, and

m e can get by.”

to all o f the recordings people g iv e us.”

C om p a red

to

u

th e ir

rç o u CD -O CD

le n d in g a r a s c a lly n ew

“ N ev e rm in d the E nem y” cam e w aftin g out.

Responding to whether he was a indie-

M e a n w h ile , G e n t lin g and g u ita r is t E r ic Johnson sped around lik e human ping pong

rock ju n k ie , P ric e stated that he lik e s any “ pop songs w hich are not stupid or boring,

to u ch to

balls, w h ile Price settled in fo r his interview.

th e ir Vee Vee s on gs . E v e n the

frontsman’ s demonic crooning showed a pro­

lik e the C u re ’ s. T h e y have such a distinct

gression from the c a llow strain o f their first

“ It a ll s ta rte d w h ile I w a s s t ill in

sound that it can be happy stuff or dark side

album.

A sh ville, in the mountains,” he began. “ Those three w ere already at U .N .C . at Chapel H ill.”

Since their debut in 1992, the four boys

stuff, but it’ s still all Cure.” T h e conversation then veered to a discussion on T h e Smiths, and a short laudation o f D avid B ow ie.

Bachmann stood front and centre, like an eccen tric Southern gentlem an. In the back­ ground, Gentling stomped happily and threw

fro m c o lle g e -r o c k -M e c c a C hapel H ill have

H o w e v e r, show tim e was gettin g close,

h im self — wide-strided — across the stage,

developed a special post-punk blend o f four

and Gentling suddenly burst in. R iled up for

Johnson held his Spinal Tap pose, and Price

id io s y n c ra tic sounds. T h e ir sty le, a lw a y s ironic and self-aware, has changed o v e r three v e ry v a rie d and n o v e l album s. T h e y h ave

the show, he let out an animal cry announcing the arrival o f orange mint candies. “ R IIE E E E E -cola ! I fe e l lik e a grandpa

grinned to himself.

T h e show swung along, interrupted by G e n tlin g ’ s im prov poetry (som ethin g about

metamorphosed from the power-chord stomp­

when I eat these. R ic o la ’ s so cool.”

cocksuckers and T e x a s ) and som e frie n d ly

ing o f Icky Mettle, to the indie-strummings o f

H e burst into the main room and seem­

Vee Vee to the m etallic and m elodious exper­ imentation o f A ll the Nations Airports.

in g ly b ellyd a n ced his w a y across, into the

A fte r a lon g and vigorous performance,

back, w ith a tw o -fo u r o f B lu e D ry on his

the A rchers ended with a second encore —

head.

“ Floating Friends,” which was introduced as a

“ Six-point one on the Richter S cale!”

M eanw hile, Johnson came in and sat on the flo o r. H e fu riou sly scribbled a set list, imprints o f which still mark m y notebook. A

lullaby and played raw and slow.

Bachm ann stood w ith one fo o t cocked on top o f the other. “ Thanks y a ’ ll fo r com ing here tonight...

nice thick marker was offered.

T h an k s y a ’ ll f o r r o c k in g . M m m .

“ Eric writes his part and the lyrics, but it all changes,” P rice explain ed about the cre­ a tive process. “ W e end up com in g up with something no one o f us w ould have com e up with ourselves.” “ I f any on e o f us b eco m e pred ictab le, w e ’ re dead — especially me, I don’ t want to

“ I ’ m to o fu ck in g anal to use a m arker

beer-spitting before “ R even ge.”

njce ”

T h a t’ s

3

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Gentling and Bachmann (above)

E n te rta in m e n t

October 29, 1996

H allow een

B lack C row es master the crow d O n Su nd ay, O c to b e r 20, the Black Crowes took to the Théâtre St.

upd ate Jailhouse R ock C afé (30 Mount

Bored to death o f the same old Hallowe’en parties? Well, here are some ghoulishly different ideas that won’t cost you an arm and a leg.

By Marc G illiam

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R o y a l W . ) has m usic, fire-ea ters, magicians and com edy beginning at 9 p.m. A ll this frightening entertain­ ment fo r only $3 with costume and

Denis stage with a lot more at play

Tuesday October 29

s ib lin g r iv a lr y c o m in g out o f the Amorica album and tour marked the band’ s helm sm en, Chris and R ich Robinson, ready to call the Crow es

T h e E x o tic a j a z z c lu b (4 0 0 Laurier W .) provides spooky magic tricks at 8 p.m. with no cover.

I f ja z z is not you r style, then

$5 without.

It’ s H alloween with a medieval twist at L e Sergent Recruteur B rew Pub (4650 St. Laurent). Comedians, musicians and fortune-tellers begin

quits. T h e d em ise o f the G rateful

don your best Kangol and hip-hop on

spooking patrons at 7 p.m., no cover.

D e a d as Three Snakes and One Charm , th eir current release, was g erm in atin g had the m usic m ed ia frantically searching fo r a replace­

o v e r to the M olson Centre to catch the Fugees, Cypress H ill and A Tribe Called Quest at 8 p.m.

Com edy W orks (1238 Bishop),

S c a ry E v a n D a n d o and the decapitated L em on h ea ds play the C a b a ret (2111 St. L a u re n t) f o r a m ere $16.50 + tax, show time 8:30

ment. Top runners? These boys from

in conjunction w ith On T h e Spot,

p.m.

the south.

Im m ediately, an on-stage rap­

presents The X-Philes. The im provi­

than just their set list. Oasis levels o f

Friday November 1

sation troupe w ill be operating the d ra m a e v e n t u n til N o v e m b e r 3.

port b etw een the brothers p ro ved things fo r the C row es had changed

The

Shows at 9 p.m. except fo r Friday and Saturday late shows at 11:15

since their b ottle-tossing last tour.

T h e ir firs t num ber, an in c re d ib ly s tretch e d ou t v e r s io n o f “ M y M orn in g S o n g ” p ro v id e d an early

p.m.

Wednesday October 30 St. Laurent) is having their annual H allow een pool tournament. V irgin w h ite a ttire is m a n d a to ry ( f o r a

drop sensibility.

R o a d ie s h o o d e d as T ib e ta n monks traversed the stage decorated

change), and you can break at 7 p.m.

w ith Z o d ia c insignias and a Shiva

for no cover.

Ready yourself fo r some scary s to ry te llin g at H u r le y ’ s Irish Pub

backdrop. H o w e v e r, the am bience was exotic Far East meets Western technology as the do-it-yourself boot­ le g g e r s co n stru c te d th eir s a lie n t

you on, perhaps T h e John Spencer Blues Explosion w ill. T hey take the stage fo r tw o show s at C ab aret 7

(1 2 2 5 C r e s c e n t). C h u g som e Pumpkin A le to quell your nerves as the bone-chilling begins at 7 p.m., no

microphones fo r the enregistrementfriendly gig.

T h e set list, as it turned out, was not without import. Surprisingly

o c c u r re d d u rin g “ T h o rn In M y

“ H ow

heavy with the sophomore Southern

Pride.” A fte r being hit early in the

demonstrated both the brothers’ abili­

Harmony and Musical Companion,

ty to harmonise and their talent for seamlessly transforming an airy bal­ lad into a bass-driven dirge. The final

A fte r the opening song’ s ten or

song by a fan -th row n harm onica, Chris took advantage o f a drum solo to le c tu r e on the a rtis tic sp ace required by performers. A pedagogi­

so minutes (none o f which fell into

cal mind, he’ s not — Chris no sooner

repetition), the band switched into the call and response o f a blue gospel

Chris Robinson led the b a n d ’s varied repetoire

p.m. and 11 p.m., fo r $12.50.

Saturday November 2

cover.

O n e -h it-w o n d e r s R e p u b lic a

M u c h F o r Y o u r W in g s ”

H o r r o r P ic tu r e

but toast is!

Jungle (4177 St. Denis) is hav­ ing a horror show that includes body painting and fetish acts. W h ip pin g begins at 10 p.m.

I f leather and spikes don’ t turn

L e Sw im m in g P o o l bar (3643

glim pse o f the D ead’ s jam -till-you-

R ocky

Show, a must-see classic, is playing at the Rialto Theatre (5723 Parc) on three occasions. Each showing w ill o n ly put y o u b ack $6 ($ 8 at the door). Costumes are not mandatory,

D o n ’ t put aw ay you r costum e ju s t y e t, b eca u se L e G ran d C a fé

creep onto the stage at Cabaret (2111

(1 7 2 0 St. D e n is ) is k e e p in g the

St. Laurent) for only $8.78 + tax.

H allow een spirit alive at 9:30 p.m.,

Thursday October 31 B A R F and the G h ou lu n atics

no cover.

A l s o you can p arty w ith the

son g, “ R e m e d y ,” was the c ro w d -

begin nauseating the crowd at 8 p.m.

suits ... w e ll, th ey n o rm a lly w ea r

than cursing the disrespectful fan, picked up the harmonica and played

pleaser.

A s the e n c o r e e n d e d , the Grateful Dead question lost its signif­

at Fou fou nes E lectriqu es (87 Ste.

su its, at S h e r lo c k ’ s (1 0 1 0 Ste. Catherine W .) beginning at 9:30 pm.

w ith “ E v il E y e .” D u e llin g banjos

the sweet bejesus out o f it, as i f vent­

icance. The Crowes rock out in their

here, m aracas c o d a there. A d lib reigned on “ H otel Illness,” but the C ro w e s k n o w w h en to stick w ith what works: the crowd, anticipating

ing his anger.

T h e set c lo s e d w ith a to k en track from Shake Your Money-maker, and the communal chant o f “ B ring

the flo w o f “ Ballad O f Urgency” into

On, Bring On” — a hint o f more to

own right regardless o f what happens to the pop genres diffu sin g around them. It just may be that the music industry finds the impermeability o f the band d iffic u lt to p ack age at a

“ W iser T im e” o f f Amorica was right­

come.

T h e en core d ealt out the fe w re m a in in g aces up th eir s le e v e s .

the band played their scorchers and not necessarily their radio singles.

fully vindicated.

T h e z e n ith

o f the e v e n in g

O b s c u r it y o f t h f W f f k I t ’ s H a l l o w e ’ en

fo lk s ,

the

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cions are right, and our heroes wind up at the cat-food factory, where a

ever!

winds up strapped to the con veyor

Plan Nine From Outer Space.

(1 9 5 9 ) Brought to us by e v e ry ­ one’ s favorite angora-clad eccentric, Edward D. W o o d Jr., this quintessen­

Mondo Cane (1963) —- The aim

11) One o f them sexy car crash nymphos from Mr. Dressup

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and people bashing their heads into garage doors. A ll these delectable m orsels are d ro w n in g in frie n d ly

stuff. Try:

lounge music. This film is almost too

N o h a s s le s , n o a d va n ce

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became M ixed-up Zombies

strange to explain. Even stranger...

p u r c h a s e r e q u ir e m e n t s ,

Shocking Asia (1 9 8 4 ) — M ondo's sister film features a liv e

n o b la c k o u t p e r io d s .

sex change.

S o th ere you h a ve it, m o v ie picks for this jo lly H allo w e’ en sea­

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T h e y ’ ll spice up any costume party and, i f y o u ’ re lucky, th e y ’ ll scare

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aw ay the little rodents w h o com e begging for candy.

— Sarah Keenlyside

tastier...

in Basquiat) 10) One o f them sexy car crash nymphos from Crash

w ay

Lugosi, in his last cinematic perfor­

— The title speaks for itself! O r even

A conscientious M c G ill administrator Lem m y Kilm eister from Motorhead V P University A ffa irs Don M cG ow an: he’ s E V E R Y W H E R E !

16th century Polish astronomer Nicholas Copernicus

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YOU

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H o w to see your local greenspace Photographic exhibition on Olmstead features Mount Royal Park and others

It’ s rebound time I don’ t know what terrified me m o re abou t last w e e k ’ s X -F iles episode, the idea o f having my brains weeded out with an awl, or the com­ mercial break reading that rested on m y lap: People Magazine’s ‘“ Real L iv e ’ First W ives” issue.

party. A fte r a couple m igraines, it was time to m ove on.

A fte r these recurrent flaky love affairs, I was ready fo r som ething with depth, som ething grounded in the ‘here and now ’ .

Ivana T ru m p ’ s lacquered bee­ hive competes with the glisten o f her

W h en a buddy m entioned the ulcer he had developed in his youth, I

pouty lips o f silicone, as she g a lli­ vants abou t her g o ld - p la te d C o n n e c t ic u t mansion, flash-

reco gn ized his preoccupation with

{ ing peace signs

By Heather Ritch

become islands o f nature in a sea o f

taken by an urban com m u n ity to

busy cities.

protect an important public space.”

reminded m e o f a friend’ s reference to two random people in love.

T h e many photographs convey a feelin g o f discovery. The exh ibi­ tio n is a ty p e o f jo u rn e y through nature. The photos con vey a sense o f

“ Y e a h they liv e to geth er and g ro w teeny tom ato plants on their w in dow sill and are all cute and in love. It’ s just gross.”

depth and diversity in the landscape

Despite her disgust with the situ­ ation, I was bored w ith the surfer

Am idst the frantic rush o f city

H is g oal was to create public

l i f e in M o n tre a l is M o u n t R o y a l P a rk . L o c a t e d in the m id d le o f d o w n to w n , this natural esca p e is ideal for long walks with friends or

parks to be en joyed by all p eop le, not just the rich. Olmstead saw the importance o f ecology as a focus for leisure and aesthetics.

lone contemplation on the world.

N o t on ly did Olm stead design parks, he also landscaped cemeteries and p riv a te estates. T h e story o f Olm stead’ s life-w ork is told through

I t ’ s ir o n ic that th is h u ge expanse o f natural beauty was calcu­ lated and plotted. D uring the mid-

that juxtaposes nature and the man­

19th century, many North Am erican

a series o f photographs. T h e C C A

m ad e b u ild in g s . P h o to g r a p h e r F rie d la n d e r had “ the fe e lin g that Olm stead had a reason fo r putting that tree where it was, and the reason

cities w ere planning out their city

com m issioned three photographers to capture his legacy.

was g o in g to com e out in the p ic ­ tures.”

e x h ib it io n , Viewing Olmstead , is accom p an ied by the

Viewing Olmstead is more than

parks in a n tic ip a tio n o f m a s siv e industrialisation and growth.

Take N e w Y o rk C ity ’ s Central or Prospect Park, Boston’ s Back Bay

The

Fens; what these parks, along with our own Mount R oyal Park, have in com m on is designer Frederick L a w

m in i- e x h ib it M ount Royal Res Publica. T h e latter includes d raw ­ ings, archival documents, plans, and photographs that piece together the

Olmstead.

h is to r y

N o w show ing at the Canadian Centre for Architecture is an exhibit devoted to O lm stead’ s vast accom ­ plishments. Considered the father o f

M o n tr e a l’ s p o litic a l in v o lv e m e n t w ith the m ountain. A c c o r d in g to g u e s t c u ra to r D in u B u m b aru , D irector o f Program s fo r H eritage

of

M ount

R oyal

just an appreciation o f O lm stead’ s w o rk ; it is an ap p reciation o f the work o f three photographers captur­ ing the aesthetics o f the environment in an urban setting.

and

la n d s c a p e a rc h ite c tu re in N o r th

M ontreal, Mount R oyal Park “ grew

Am erica, Olmstead envisioned how,

out o f a union between the landscape architect’ s vision and the initiative

one day, the parks he created would

Teenage Riot

and t w ir lin g from bannisters.

Th e caption, “ I refused to lay dow n and d ie,” sets a standard fo r caption-writers everywhere.

Somehow her lovelorn rebellion

Green grandeur: M ount Royal Park, blocks out all but a few highrises to the south

V ie w i n g

O lm s te a d :

Photographs by Robert Burley, Lee Friedlander and Geoffrey James runs until February 2, at the Canadian Centre f o r Architecture.

Call 939-7000fo r more information.

com es fro m lau ghin g at the other

manqué in my own life, our evenings o f passionless beer-races and unen­ lightened play-by-play football analy­ sis. I saw that C osell was dead and there was no brin gin g him back; I longed for the mindless excitement o f lo v e as it bloom ed amid terra cotta flow er pots.

Diana Prince ‘those things earthly’ as the founda­ tion fo r a m ature and m ean in gfu l relationship.

But I didn’ t even know the d if­ ference between Dada and Derrida, a bad place to be when dating a cult studies major.

Ultim ately Dada came between me and my man, leaving me to deal with the pain o f rejection for the next few days. “ H e just didn’ t know how to feel fo r anyone but him self,” I thought, g a z in g at the w in d o w rep airm an b e fo re m e. H is rip p lin g m uscles gleam ed in the light o f the flashing ‘Peep Show’ sign adorning my neigh­ bor’ s window.

The answer came to me over the sum m er. H is g o ld e n hair f lo w e d behind him despite the breezeless d a y ... W e drank (m ic r o b r e w e d !) beers on c liffs and rockclim bed in

H e turned to m e as he ran a hand, gooey with caulking, down the front o f his white T-shirt. “ S h e ’ s g o n n a b e as g o o d as n e w ,” he assured m e, g es tu rin g toward the new picture window. Dust swirled in the airshaft, eager to make

the starlight. I thought it was cute that

its acquaintance with the virgin glass.

he c le n c h e d a fe m o -d o u g h p ip e (m o u ld e d in to the shape o f the H o b b it ) b e tw e e n his teeth w h ile

“ ‘ Brawny and brainless,’ that’ s just how I like 'em ,” said an unfamil­ iar voice in my head. “ A ‘pragmatist’ would be good

scrambling up overhangs . H e read me his poetry ( “ The Rapier K in g,” “ Rings and Things” ) and demystified Raëlian gospel through personal testij mony.

for you right now,” added my more sensible half.

Cute as he was, life without a brain can be tough. A fter consuming

“ B elieve me, Diana,” he confid­ ed, “ the only reason Raëlians are still on earth is because they’ re scared o f I w hat’ s out there. T h e re ’ s an inter-

too much laughing gas, he passed out and drove his truck o f f the road. It just wouldn’ t be the same without the rollicking in a Chevy pickup.

galactic war goin g on, so our alien progenitors can be o f no help to us.”

A fter a while, telepathy can real­ ly make your head hurt, particularly when your greatest deligh t always

M o v ie

But he was so pretty... ...S a v e m e fro m the h o w le rs before it’ s too late.

I f you are brawny and brainless, Ms. Princewants to meet you.

o f th e W e e k

Boasting a bevy o f star power,

Michael Collins is the story o f a peo­ p le ’ s grow in g sense o f nationalism and cultural identity clashing against English authority. Sound familiar?

S et in 1920s D u b lin , N e i l

lack o f creativity in the script. Julia Roberts, playing the love interest, is as flat and passionless as her accent.

E ven A la n R ic k m a n is unable to solicit sympathy. T h e exception is S tep h en R e a , w ith o u t w h o m no

Jordan’ s latest work details the life o f

Jordan f lic k w o u ld b e c o m p le te .

o n e o f the fou n d ers o f the I R A , M ichael Collins (L iam Neeson). H e fa c e s the “ triu m p h , te r ro r and

R ea’ s physicality brilliantly renders a tim id man whose loyalties are tom between England and Ireland.

traged y” o f figh tin g the Brits to a stalemate, negotiating the sovereign­

A major shortcoming is the fastpaced editing. N o shot is longer than 30 seconds, and M T V -s ty le cutting

ty o f the Irish R epu blic and being la b elled a traitor when fa c tio n in g within the I R A led to civil strife.

A s w ith his last p ro je c t, the te p id Interview with a Vampire, Jordan offers a shallow interpretation o f characters in a film impeded most by its uneven flo w o f narrative.

T h e Irish w riter/director p or­ trays C ollins as the unsung hero o f the IR A . W h ile this interpretation is historically justified, the film neither challenges nor ventures beyond this

c o n flic t s

w ith

ro m a n tic ,

Braveheartesque epics. Th e lack o f m ou n tin g dram a in the n a rrative means that the audience is unable to con nect to any aspect o f the film .

M o r e o v e r, it g iv e s this r e la tiv e ly simplistic film a feeling o f disjoint­ edness and confusion.

D e s p ite J o rd a n ’ s o b v io u s research and interest in the IR A and its h is to ry , M ic h a e l C o llin s fa lls short o f its potential. H e has yet to

basic premise.

Blatant melodrama is to blame

achieve the subtlety o f character and depth o f n arrative that m ade The

fo r the poor character development.

N eeson ’ s talent is hindered by the

Crying Game successful.

— Leslie Stojsic

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October 29, 1996

Discellaneous

□ The Roots

Phish

Illadelph Halflife

Billy Breathes

(G e ffe n )

(Elektra)

I f their last album didn’ t do it,

P h is h ’ s l i v e s h o w s are l e g ­

th e la te s t p r o je c t b y T h e R o o ts

endary and, after the demise o f The

should g iv e you sufficient reason to

Grateful Dead, Phish has com e to be

considered the w orld ’ s premier tour­ ing band. Th eir liv e popularity was underscored this past summer at The

that d on ’ t try to em ulate a concert e x p e r ie n c e . In th is c o n te x t, the album succeeds rem arkably. G on e

H o w e v e r , th e b an d s h o w s d e ft im p r o v e m e n t in th e ir a lr e a d y impressive skills, particularly in the

C lif f o r d B a ll, a tw o -d a y c o n ce rt

are the spraw ling ten-m inute jam s

s in g in g o f m ain s o n g w r ite r T r e y

which attracted over 100,000 atten­

and the q u irk y, irre le v a n t ly ric s .

A n astasio. Phish-h eads w ill h ave

dants. H ow ever, Phish have always fa lle n short at attempts to capture th e ir l i v e sou n d on d is c . B illy

Th ey are replaced by elegant, short songs. A lot o f the credit must g o to producer Steve L illyw h ite (U 2, D ave

Breathes, the b an d ’ s sixth studio

M atth ew s B an d ) w h o has a llo w e d

already purchased the album before reading this review , but non-believ­ ers ow e it to themselves to take a lis­ ten to this m eticu lou sly b eautiful

album, takes the band in a different

the band to concentrate more on the

neo-rock work.

d ire c tio n : m ak in g a studio album

m u sic than on th e p ro d u c tio n .

— Stuart Detsky

start lik in g rap. Illadelph Halflife c o n ta in s a ll th e e s s e n tia l ‘ m e ’ expressions o f a rap album: my city, m y fa m ily , m y peop le, and me — th e b ig g e s t M C . W h a t sets T h e R oo ts apart, h o w ever, is that they know how to play their instruments.

Thanks in part to tools ranging from upright bass to turntables, T h e Roots are able to couple loaded lyrics with sophisticated sounds. C hanges are m anifest in this album. T h e group

GALA CO NC ER T The McGill Symphony Orchestra and the Montreal Symphony Orchestra orm together in a special tribute crowning McGill University's 175tb Anniversary

M cGill Symphony O rchestra M ontreal Symphony Orchestras

has reduced the playful “ I know you d ig it w h en I k ic k it ” e le m e n t, prom in ent in th eir last e ffo rt, and im plem ented the socially conscious “ Y o I ’ m liv in ’ life within a labyrinth o f nonsense / This is a consequence / O f bein ’ P h illy residents.” Despite

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s o a p - b o x in g — a fa te th at has cla im ed an unfortunate number o f talented hip hop artists. T h e beauty o f this album is that the band has maintained enough lyrical content to

WAGNER: Der Ring des Nibelungen, excerpts and MUSSORGSKY-RAVEL: Pictures at an Exhibition

b e rap, and e n o u g h ta le n t to be music.

The Roots play the Rialto with Jeru the Damaja on Nov. 10.

— Benji Weinstein

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M e n ’ s soccer brush by C oncordia in semis Mounicot and company to host tough UQAM team in Quebec division finals on weekend

By Franklin Rubinstein

their initial lead at the top o f the box,

shot. Concordia also had a chance to

w h ere he rec e iv e d a brillian t pass

score on the rebound, but Forsyth

The Redm en executed an excel­

T h e n a tio n a lly th ird -ra n k e d

from G ervais and caught the g o a l­

anticipated the shot and smothered

lent defensive game behind the play

M c G ill s o c c e r team e n te re d this

keeper headed in the w ron g d irec­ tion.

it.

o f A n th o n y W a tin e , P e te r B ryant

“ The penalty shot was the turn­ ing point o f the series. Jay [Forsyth] made some incredible stops. Instead o f the game being tied, w e ended up scoring another and winning 3-1. It

and M ich ael Stephens. W atine has been a consistent defensive contribu­ to r a ll y ea r, and his w o rk shone brightly on this afternoon.

M id w a y through the first half,

was great to see him make the big

both teams raised their intensity and

w e e k en d ’ s p la y o ff sh ow dow n against Concordia confident o f their chances to advance to the national finals; their perform ance on ly b o l­ stered this belief.

M c G i l l s o u n d ly w o n 3-1 at

The Stingers answered brilliant­ ly w ith a g o a l o f th e ir o w n .

M id field er Vincent Duminil headed in a com er kick late in the first half.

H e rose above the M c G ill defense,

focus.”

Concordia on Friday

X-country sweeps provincials

By Kirstie Hudson The M cG ill cross-country team f u l f i l l e d a ll e x p e c ta tio n s w ith resounding team and individual vic­ to ries at the Q S S F fin a ls h eld at

th e p la y q u ic k e n e d .

H ow ever, neither team was

Bishop’ s this weekend.

able to take advantage o f its scoring opportunities. Sean Smith was given a couple o f

sions, with the women winning the team title for the eighth consecutive year, and the men for their fourth.

good chances, but all o f his shots grazed by the net.

placed fiv e runners in the top six.

M arc

The Redmen continued

M e la n ie C h oin ière, w h o has been

M o u n ic o t paced the R ed m en w ith g o a ls

to e m p lo y th e ir s tro n g defensive system in the sec­ on d h a lf.

W h enever C oncordia threatened, they w e r e m et b y a sw a rm o f

c le a n in g up the f ie ld all season, p la ced firs t and was fo llo w e d by

afternoon, and played to a 1-1 d ra w on Sunday. In the aggre­ g a te p o in t s c o r in g system, M c G ill w on the p la y o ff 4-2.

C a p ta in

in both games, while S ean S m ith and G a b r ie l

G e r v a is

s c o r e d in th e fir s t

M c G ill defenders.

game.

squads.

On the w o m en ’ s side, M c G ill

T a m b ra Dunn and r o o k ie R o b y n Hurley, who placed second and third respectively.

On the men’ s side, the Redmen

The Stingers were able

placed eight runners in the top ten.

to m o m e n ta r ily ta k e the

C

le a d . W it h s ix m in u tes r e m a in in g , g o a l i e P ie r r e A n g e r s - N g u y e n had n o

A le x H u tc h in s o n , who lik e Choinière, has been at the top o f his f i e l d a ll season, p la c e d secon d .

Hutchinson was follow ed by veteran

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chance on a shot taken from

Matt O ’ Halloran, who placed fourth.

F r id a y a ft e r ­ n o o n ’ s g a m e w as m a rk e d by h ig h w in d s that w reak ed havoc on b oth

The squad dominated their divi­

15 feet out.

The Provincial Championships

“ It was not easy p la y in g in to the Redmen defeat cross-town rivals to advance in national finals w in d ,” re m a rk e d Sm ith. “ It s lo w e d us d ow n in the and tucked the ball neatly into the stops,” said Mounicot. first half and w e were very sloppy.” com er o f the net.

G a b r ie l G e r v a is w as a b le to A s a result, the R edm en w ere W ith the w in d at their backs, score M c G ill’ s third goal with less

In in ju r y tim e , M oun icot evened the score o f f a lo n g pass b y P e te r Bryant. M ounicot made no mistakes with the ball, as he faked the goalie

pressed to stay com petitive with the

the series was d e fin e d w ith in the

than 20 minutes remaining.

first fiv e minutes o f the second half.

M oun icot scored an incredible goal

The Redm en can look forward to a Friday even in g clash with the

length.

Stingers. Concordia was able to con­ tr o l m ost o f the p la y due to the heavy wind facing the Redmen.

Université de Québec à M ontréal, a team w h ich has g iv e n M c G ill its only loss o f the season.

“ Based on what w e ’ ve done all sea­ son, and the athletes w e have, both men and women, it was a tune-up to

“ I am looking forward to play­ in g U Q A M . I f e e l lik e w e h a v e s o m e u n fin is h e d b u sin ess w ith them,” asserted Smith.

stay focused for C IA U s.”

T h e team s’ preparation in the next two weeks w ill be key to ensure peak performances at Nationals.

an in-bound pass in the Redmen cor­ ner. T his resulted in a shot w hich glanced just w ide o f the M c G ill net.

Jason F orsyth m ade by m ak in g a

On Sunday aftern oo n , it w as apparent that the Redm en wanted to prevent Concordia from finding any offensive opportunities. W ith a large lead, M c G ill did not need any o ffen ­ sive output.

A s Smith noted, “ it is hard to play with a lead. W e didn’ t want to

Sean Sm ith g a v e the R edm en

d iv in g save on a S tin g e r p en alty

fall asleep. W e had to maintain our

The Stingers were presented the first serious scoring opportunity on

when he received a pass on the run.

Controlling it with his right foot, he buried it in the com er with his left.

In what proved to be the pivotal p lay o f the series, R edm en g o a lie

and buried his shot.

Martlets defeat Sherbrooke and advance to finals

should act as a good warm-up for the N ationals, w hich are to be held at M c G i l l in tw o w e e k s ’ tim e. T h e B ish o p ’ s course was described as c o m p a ra b le to the M o u n t R o y a l course in le v e l o f d iffic u lty and in A s Coach Barrett commented,

Barrett explained, “ W e ’ ll have one more w eek o f hard work, after that, easy runs into C IA U s.”

W ith most o f the physical work done, good mental preparation w ill be e s s e n tia l in g u a ra n te e in g the

By T he Minh Luong

results the squad is looking for.

The women’ s team has a chance o f com pleting an already extremely

te a m ’ s quest to re ig n as Q u eb ec

Sherbrooke pressed for a short stint in the beginning o f the second half, but f e l l sh ort.

The c lo s e s t Sherbrooke came to scoring was on

U n iversity Soccer League cham pi­ ons for the eighth straight year con­

a shot that hit the top o f the crossbar.

Team captain C ifarelli was very

possibility o f a first-place finish at Nationals.

tinues.

pleased w ith the M a rtle ts ’ p e rfo r­ mance. The clutch semifinal victory

Barrett contends that it w ill be “ a tough race” and victory “ depends

S h erb rook e and p la y in g to a 0-0

proved to be a successful first big test fo r the talented, but in e x p e ri­ enced club. “ W e didn’ t let the pressure get

on w h o ’ s ready on the day — the Ontario teams are strong, but most people have voted us number one.”

The men are also strong medal

draw, the M artlets returned hom e

to us,” said C ifa r e lli. “ I think w e

contenders, looking at a possible top

and won 1-0. The win enabled them

ou tm anoeuvred Sherbrooke. A fte r

four finish. They w ill be up against

to advance to the one-gam e league final against Laval next weekend.

T h e s e m ifin a l fe a tu r e d a

that fir s t g o a l, w e p la y e d it safe while not relenting the pressure.”

tough squads from across the coun­ try, in particular the U n iversity o f

Laval advanced to the finals by b e a tin g U n iv e r s it é du Q u é b e c à

V ic t o r ia and the U n iv e r s ity o f Windsor.

T h e M c G ill M a rtle ts s o c c e r

They

e lim in a te d

the

Sherbrooke V ert et O r by winning this weekend’ s two-gam e, total goal s e m i-fin a l series. A f t e r g o in g to

rematch o f the tw o teams that played

Laval is the only team in the way o f the Martlets ' eighth QUSL title technical execution.

T h e M artlets did not sit back

in last year’ s Q U S L finals. Although

M c G ill coach S ylvie B eliveau ’ s

both M c G ill (9-1-2) and Sherbrooke (7-4-1) lost a number o f key players

s tr a te g y w as to n e u tra lis e Sh erbrooke’ s strong ground gam e.

to graduation after last season, the teams were able to finish second and third in the league, respectively.

Saturday’ s scoreless tie gam e essentially turned Sunday’ s game at

A s she pointed out, “ W e tried to put the ball more in the air, and to play a faster-paced game.”

G am e M V P Lu cian a C ifa re lli g o t the series’ o n ly g o a l w ith her

posting the tail end to her tw o con­

M olson Stadium into a sudden-death

header o f f m idfielder Elaine C ob b ’ s

secutive shutouts. Her work over the

p la y o ff. N o n e o f the lackadaisical play that was occasionally found in the regular season was present dur­ ing the semi-finals. The tw o games

p e r fe c t c o r n e r k ic k in the 17th minute. The game-winner took place right after C o b b ’ s first com er kick w as d e fle c t e d w id e by the Sherbrooke defenders.

weekend allowed the offense to plug a w a y f o r the e lu s iv e g o a l. T h e defense, led by Sue B elair and Sarah Pentland, lim ited Sherbrooke to only a f e w q u a lity s c o r in g ch a n c es .

featured a strong array o f tactics and

and try to protect the one-goal lead.

C ifarelli and m idfielder A m y Walsh continuously sped by the Sherbrooke d e fe n d e rs o n ly to be s top p ed by Bernier.

M c G ill g o a lie D eb ra K e itz k e was also superb in Sunday’ s game,

successful season w ith the strong

T r o is R iv iè r e s 2 -0 S u n d ay a fte r

The two key runners to look for

playing to a 1-1 tie the day before.

The regular season champion Rouge

are Choinière fo r the w om en ’ s and

et O r (10-1-1) feature the country’ s top offe n s e (60 g o a ls ) and scorer, M a rie-E v e L aflam m e, w h o scored 26 goals in the regular season, which

Both these athletes have been putting out solid and consistent runs every weekend. They have both finished at the top o f their respective fields for several meets in a row.

is tw ic e the num ber o f any other player in the Q U S L. In tw o previous m eetings this s ea son , th e M a r tle ts tie d L a v a l tw ic e , both gam es e n d in g in 1-1 scores.

H u tch inson fo r the m en ’ s team s.

A s Hutchinson concluded, “ Our e n e r g ie s h a ve b een fo c u s e d on C IA U s all season. I ’ m pretty op ti­ mistic and everyone else is too.”

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October 29th, 1996

home-field advantage in the first two p layoff rounds.

G ee-Gee coach Larry Ring pre­ d icted a rematch at O ttaw a in tw o

The G ee-G ees’ next play from scrimmage, an 80-yard catch-and-run to Ousmane Tounkara pulling away from M c G ill’ s Scott Hamlin, stirred

weeks. “ [The Redmen] was the best team w e ’ ve played,” he commented. “ T hey were the most physical team

m em ories o f D onovan B ailey. The stunned Redmen never recovered.

T w o p o s s e ss io n s la te r, the

w e ’ ve played all year.”

T o e r in g a g re e d . “ T h e sc o re

g re a s e d p ig s k in s q u id g e d ou t o f T o e r in g ’ s hands, kicked , pursued, hunted for 30 yards and finally cor­ ralled by Ottawa inside M c G ill’ s 25-

wasn’ t a real indication o f the what w e can do. G ive credit to Ottawa, but w e didn’ t show up today.” “ W e can sm ell it,” G e e -G ee s ’

yard line.

Follow ing a pass interference in the endzone, G e e -G ee s ’ Ghantous, who carried 11 times fo r 84 yards, cruised in for his second major from

E v ra ir e said o f the V a n ie r C up. “ W e ’ ll study film , stay focused, and not get too hyped up.”

Ottawa made several big plays, fou r o f w h ich e x c e e d e d 45 yards.

1 yard out. The Gee-Gees scored 21 points on M c G ill’ s fiv e turnovers.

Brad H ubbard, rep lacin g the

Tounkara collected 3 passes for 125 yards and added 94 yards on six rush­ es. Evraire’ s magical second quarter reception thwarted M c G ill’ s momen­ tum. H e drew double c o v e ra g e all

ineffective Toering as QB late in the second quarter, launched a wounded duck into the arms o f lin e b a c k e r Martin Brisebois who rumbled, stum­ bled, and bumbled into six-point city.

Hubbard later ran a 55-yard sprintoption score, but Toering re-emerged.

The Gee-Gees’ final touchdown and a fie ld g o a l guaranteed them

a fte rn o o n , fr e e in g sp ace fo r Ghantous, and receivers Tounkara and Rob Harrod.

Linden never got free, falling 14 yards short o f eclipsing M ike Soles’ single season M cG ill rushing record.

H e carried fo r 74 yards, 33 on the

Play calling hurts Redmen

g a m e ’ s fin a l p la y . “ I d id n ’ t p la y w ell,” he said afterwards. “ W e ’ ll do some better practising this week and

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com e out strong on Saturday.”

Prosperity is just around the cor­ ner f o r L in d e n and the R ed m en .

When they last met Queen’ s, Linden set a single-game rushing record and the Redm en w on 29-20 in front o f o v e r 8 ,50 0 at M o ls o n Stad iu m .

Because M c G ill w on their head to head match-up, they own home field advantage.

Feelings among Redmen players are positive. “ W e know w e have some work to do this week,” said Toering, “ but w e ’ ll be ready for Saturday.”

Should M cG ill and Ottawa meet again, anticipate a slightly new look in o r d e r to n e u tra lis e O tta w a ’ s Evraire and Tounkara. And pray for

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q u ic k e s t w a y to th e e n d z o n e is straight ahead.

running back Sh aw n L in d e n f o l ­

P la y c a l l i n g h a m p e r e d the

low s the blocking by an enormous

R ed m en all g a m e lo n g . W h y did

o ffe n s iv e line and crashes into the G e e -G e e d efen se fo r 8 yards. O n second and short, P ro n y k p ow ers

L in d e n c a r r y th e b a ll o n ly 14 times, including three tim es in the la s t s e r ie s of th e gam e?

f o r 15 yards, tak in g it in sid e the

C o n s id e rin g L in d e n o n ly need ed

Ottawa fiv e yard line.

W h at ensues questions all con­ ventional foo tb a ll k n ow ledge. T h e

88 yards to break M ic h a e l S o le s ’ a l l - t i m e s in g le - s e a s o n ru s h in g

R edm en

the offense?

run

th e

o p t io n .

The

mark, w h y was he not the focus o f L inden deflected this criticism by remarking that, “ I did not make

ball to a running back. H e receives

team did not run the ball m ore, he

Summer is over.

T h e ru n n in g b a c k is fo r tu n a te

they gave us.”

Football fans, when your quar­

McGill meets Queen's at Molson Stadium next Saturday fo r the divi­ sional semi-final while the Gee-Gees hostfourth-place Carleton.

enough to d iv e on the ball at the 9-

terbacks com m it four turnovers and

yard line.

I w ould like to take the oppor­ tunity to te ll C h a rlie B a illie w h o

you h a ve rushing talen t, p assing

the snap, surveys the right side, and throw s an errant pitch to Lind en.

a n sw ered , “ w e had to take w h at

his running back is. Y o u see, M r.

should not be the focal point o f the offense. O ne m ight argue that some o f the interceptions w ere a result o f

B a illie, Shawn Lind en is the tw o-

fa llin g behind, but the fact is, the

tim e O -Q IF C footb all player o f the

R edm en w ere never com m itted to

w e e k . H e is ra n k e d f if t h in the nation in rushing. H e entered the g a m e a v e r a g in g 5 .8 y a rd s p e r

establishing the running attack.

M c G i l l has w o n on the strength o f Shawn L in d e n ’ s legs,

carry. H e has 6 touchdowns.

and i f they hope to be successful in

pair o f tim ely goals. M ounicot pot­

N o w i f I had just p ow ered the

the p la y o ffs , the team had better

ted the winner in Friday’ s game, and scored to draw the game even in the fin al minute o f play on Sunday at M olson Stadium.

ball fo r 23 yards in tw o plays, and

g e t h im m o r e i n v o l v e d in th e

had a great rusher at m y disposal,

offense.

S p o r ts b r ie f s

and 100-metre free, M cC om b cap­ tured the 4 0 0 -m e tr e fr e e , and

Tribune female athlete of the week

Limpert leads M cG ill to glory at UBC

V ir g in i took the 200-m etre backstroke.

In other action, the rest o f the

M elanie Choinière Cross-Country

O ly m p ic s ilv e r m e d a lis t M a ria n n e L im p e r t le d a stron g s w im team to the U n iv e r s ity o f B ritis h C o lu m b ia In v ita tio n a is , picking up three wins en route to a

C h o in iè r e b e c a m e the Q u e b e c provincial champion over the w eek­ end with a convincing 5 km run at over

th e

w eeken d.

pair o f M cG ill records.

Lim p ert w on all three o f her events, culminating in a shattering

C h o in iè r e fin is h e d in a tim e o f 18:24, 30 seconds ahead o f team m a te T a m b r a D u n n . B o th w i l l c o m p e t e at th e C I A U n a tio n a l ch am p ion sh ip s at M c G ill in tw o

o f the field in the 200-metre breast stroke in a time o f 2:37.27, beating out the second-place finisher by 12 seconds. She added a g o ld in the 400-m etre individual m ed ley, her

w eek s’ time.

O lym pic medal event, charging to a

Coming up this week

4:57.51 tim e, 9 seconds ahead o f second place.

Anchored by Limpert, the 200-

Redmen Soccer vs.

UQAM , Friday at 8:00 p.m. (tentative)

m e tre fr e e s t y le r e la y o f C a ro l C h ia n g, L is a V ir g in i, and H o lly M c C o m b a ls o b ro k e a M c G ill record in a time o f 1:49 flat en route to one o f four relay wins o f the day.

T h e M c G i l l team w o n the th ree-tea m m eet, fin is h in g w ith 195.5 points, ahead o f U B C (155), and the U n iv e r s ity o f C a lg a r y

Redmen Football vs.

Goals

O tta w a 2 8 - y a r d lin e . B e h in d a cru nchin g b lo c k b y D an P ro n yk ,

snow and ice in the frozen confines o f Ottawa’ s Frank C lair Stadium once the R e d m e n re a lis e that In d ian

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I w ou ld not ‘ fin esse’ the ball into the endzone. N ew sfla sh : T h e

g o o d cuts.”

W h e n I ask ed h im w h y the

M ounicot led the Redmen to a play­ o f f vic to ry o v e r C on cord ia w ith a

). H a y lo r, W e s

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having the alternative o f g iv in g the

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O Q IF C Stan ding

I ’ d say to Linden that he has three downs to m ake less than fiv e yards.

option?

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Tribune male athlete of the week

Redmen Football

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Redm en and G ee-G ees p la y -o ff Continued from Page 1

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Queen's Golden Gaels, Molson Percival tourna­ ment, Saturday at 1:00 p.m.

(142.5).

T h e foursom e w hich w on the 2 0 0 -m e tr e f r e e s t y le a ls o b ro k e through the field in the individual events. C h ian g w on both the 50-

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swim team played host to W aterloo at Currie P oo l Saturday. T h e men w o n 111-104, w h ile the w o m en w e r e e d g e d 9 1 -9 0 . T h e m ost notable p erform ances cam e from A n n a L u o n g, w h o w on the three 200-mctre events, freshman Chris Tophin, who won the 200-metre fly and b reast, and r o o k ie M ik e Richard, who captured the 200- and 400-metre free.

Women ’s rugby pummels Carleton 78-0 T h e M a r tle ts r u g b y clu b showed they w ere not to be o v e r­ looked fo r the upcom ing playoffs, despite a losing 3-4 record, with an overw helm ing 78-0 beating on the C a rleto n R aven s Saturday a fte r ­ noon.

Led by Kathy M orrison, w ho scored 5 tries, the women won their second straight game, having beaten the B ishop’ s Gaiters last weekend 36-20.

H o lly B aily knotted a pair o f tries, and six oth ers each scored o n e , w h ile fu llb a c k C o lle e n M cDerm ott rounded out the scoring with 13 points on kicks.

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October 29th, 1996

Redmen rugby fall to Stingers

B raw l erupts as Redm en w in tw o games

By Tara Van Z uiden With two games on Saturday and Sunday, the R edm en hockey team showed that they are indeed a force to be reckoned with this year. The team continued their winning streak, beat­

By Dan Saragosti________________

ing Ottawa 8-4 and Concordia 6-4, to

T h e m en ’ s ru gb y team had a

bring their season record to 4-0, which is their best start since 1984.

chance to put a b le m is h on th eir cross-town riva ls ’ undefeated sea­

Saturday night’ s match-up saw the Redmen face the Ottawa Gee-Gees

son W ednesday night, but they fell short, losing 20-12 in a hard-fought

in a hard-hitting and intense hockey

game.

Com ing o f f a solid victory over

gam e. M c G ill outskated and ou t­ p la y e d O tta w a in e v e r y res p e c t,

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despite the dirty play and abysmal

B is h o p ’ s last w e e k , the R ed m en hoped to clo s e the regular season

officiating. The Redmen started the

and gain som e m om entum fo r the

scoring early with Stéphane Angers slipping the puck past Ottawa goalie Joel Gagnon at 3:01.

R edm en g o a lie Jarrod D an iel

play-offs by becom ing the first team

Redmen defenders Louis-Simon Ferland and Benoit Rajotte scramble to clear zone ping the puck into the open pocket

to beat Concordia this year.

A c c o r d in g to M c G ill captain

from the top o f the fa ce-off circle to

Both goalies were handed majors as well as game suspensions. M cG ill

Sunday, w ith C on cord ia re c e iv in g numerous penalties, giving M cG ill the

give M cG ill a two-goal lead.

lost four o f their players for failing to

opportunity to show o ff their power-

Ottawa got back into the game with a goal from Jean-Martin Morin,

g o to the bench, inclu d in g N obes.

points.

vain to score a goal with their power play.

but M cG ill came right back to score

According to Nobes, the call was com­ pletely ridiculous. “ It’ s hard to return

played extrem ely w ell, keeping the pucks out o f the net as Ottawa tried in

Sam Laggis, the team’ s performance had both p o s it iv e and n e g a tiv e

twice on beautiful goals from David

to the bench when there’ s two guys on

play. A double minor to Concordia g a v e M c G ill the chance to m ov e ahead, first w ith G ou rd e’ s g oal at 18:37, followed by Gendron’ s goal in

is strong. According to coach Martin

Butler and Kelly Nobes.

top o f you. “

the dying seconds o f the first.

said. “ It w o n ’ t take much m ore to

Raymond, it’ s all a matter o f execu­ tion.

Tensions flared and erupted mid­ way through the second. Nobes came

With the benches a little emptier, the Gee-Gees came back to score three

M c G ill w en t into the second leading at 4-3, but Concordia managed

“ W e ’ re using the same things as

in to score his second o f the game, only to be immersed in a huge brawl

more. M c G ill’ s Pierre Gendron came out with four points, and two points

to score and brought the game to a tie

beat them next time.”

T h e g a m e w a s n ’ t e s p e c ia lly pretty. Both teams had trouble w in­

that encompassed every player on the ice. Ottawa goalie Joel Gagnon got in on the action, throw ing punches at

apiece going to Nobes, Angers, and Gourde. “ The team showed a lot o f character in the game against Ottawa; the players continue to improve with

M cG ill’ s record on special teams

w e did last year, but I think the players are more comfortable with the plays.

Our offensive guys are executing the plays extremely well,” he commented.

Ottawa returned to the ice in the second period with physical play. The hitting and slashing was intense, with

M c G ill p la y ers w h ile N o b e s w as

most o f the penalties going to M cGill.

Said Raymond regarding the officiat­

forced to the ice by Gee. Jarrod Daniel length o f the ice to g o a lie o f f on e o f

ing, “ The referees put us in a situation

Daniel felt he had to be there.

that forced us to play with fire.”

T h e R ed m en also cam e out strong, with centre David Gourde slap­

a frustrated Geeskated the entire yank the Ottawa his team m ates.

every game,” says Raymond.

Sunday n ig h t’ s gam e against Concordia saw M cG ill come out flat, g iv in g up a goal early in the first.

b e fo re the fram e was out. M c G ill started the third with hard hitting and strong skating. Both teams were very evenly matched until the Stingers took a needless penalty. Gendron scored his third powerplay goal o f the game, and then ended the game with an emptynet goal.

Gendron leads the league with 20

“ T h e guys w ere outnum bered

Nevertheless, M cG ill’ s Gendron came back to score on the powerplay, bring­

points on 9 goals and 11 assists. Nobes played excellent hockey, with 4 points

dow n there,” he said. “ I wanted to even out the numbers.”

ing the game up to a tie.

T h e ro le s w e re rev e rs e d on

against Concordia to give him seven points on the weekend.

“ T h e ir forw ards w ere tougher than us, but I think w e showed that w e can p la y w ith th em ,” L a g g is

ning clean balls in loose play, and neither could establish much flow .

A ll o f M c G ill’ s points came on penalties by Simon Ellison, who had another fine game. The Redmen led fo r m uch o f the second h alf, and w ere up 12-3 until Russ B ro w n e scored a try fo r Concordia with 15 minutes left.

From then on, the Stingers frus­ trated M c G ill by k ic k in g the ball a w a y w hen they had p ossession.

Concordia then made tw o penalties o f their own to make the final score 20-12.

Martlets sweep three on Ontario road trip

By Richard Retyi

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 1 3pm Guelph Gryphons 5pm UBC Thunderbirds 7pm Cape Breton Capers 9pm Acadia Axemen

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Concordia Stingers (F) Guelph Gryphons (M) McGill Martlets (F) McGill Redmen (M)

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vs. Guelph Gryphons (M) vs. Cape Breton Capers (F) vs. McGill Redmen (M) vs. Guelph Gryphons (F)

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in years.

In order to get a shot at beating C on cord ia and d efen d in g the title they won last year, the Redmen will have to get by B ish op ’ s again this

In her third cam paign as head

rebounds and 3 steals, and Jennifer

w eek en d in a s e m i-fin a l gam e in

coach, Lisen M oore led her national­

Stacey chipped in for 11 points.

In the seco n d g a m e , M c G ill tip p e d o f f a g a in s t a d ark h orse Guelph Gryphon squad. The Martlets staked th em selves a 26-point lead heading into the second half, riding

Lennoxville.

ly third-ranked M cG ill wom en’ s bas­ ketball team on a three-day trip. The M artlets faced and disposed o f the M c M a ster M arauders, the Guelph Gryphons and the Brock University Badgers.

strong performances by a number o f M c G ill players. Martlet coach Lisen

23 shots in the firs t h a lf o f p lay.

T essier and G ildenhuys accounted fo r 22 o f the 34 firs t-h a lf M artlet points as M c G ill led 34-21 heading into the locker room.

During the second half o f play

M oo re singled out V ic k y T e ssier’ s efforts saying, “ She was terrific out there in the first half. W e all just had to watch her.”

G o in g in to the s e c o n d h a lf, M c G i l l ’ s p la y b e ca m e s lo p p y at

both teams traded baskets. M id-w ay through, B rock began to press and the Badgers claw ed back to within six points o f the Martlets.

A n u n tim ely fo u l late in the game by L esley Stevenson sent her

shots in the early minutes. The dead­

tim e s, and the M a r tle ts a llo w e d

lock was broken by a torrid Martlet 10-0 run, led by the strong inside play o f V ick y Tessier.

On defense, the interior efforts o f L e s le y S te v e n s o n and V ic k y

Guelph to rack up 44 seco n d -h a lf points. H ow ever, M c G ill was able to cruise to an 89-67 win. T op Martlet scorers were V ic k y Tessier with 28 points, Anne Gildenhuys with 14 and rookie Caroline M alo with 11.

to the s h o w e rs w ith fo u r fo u ls .

Hitting both free throws, the Badgers

In th e ir fir s t c o n te s t, the Martlets squared o f f against a young M cM aster squad fresh o f f a week in which they posted a 1-2 record.

B o th M c M a s t e r and M c G ill were anchored by harassing defens­ es, limiting each other to fe w quality

Tessier forced the Marauder offense to shoot from the outside, resulting in a weak 30.8 shooting percentage from the floor.

G rea t d e fe n s e and hustle by Ingrid M archand aided the M artlet attack. Anne Gildenhuys and V ick y T e s s ie r notched 13 and 10 points

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e v e n in g w ith 17 p o in ts and 9 rebounds, Tessier with 16 points, 14

The loss leaves M c G ill tied for second place in the Q U R L with a 43 record, w h ile the Stingers have their first regular season rugby title

r e s p e c tiv e ly fo r the h a lf, putting M cG ill ahead 33-24.

The tremendous play o f Tessier and G ildenhuys continued to pace the M artlets through the rest o f the g a m e . A t the fin a l b u z z e r , the

In their final game o f the w eek­ end, a banged up Martlet squad came up against a scrappy Brock Badgers team, having tw o o f their top players watching from the sidelines due to injuries. Brock began the game play­ ing tight defense, collapsing down on V ic k y T essier w ith double and triple teams w h enever she touched

Martlets had posted their first win o f

the ball. M id w ay throught the half, the Martlets scored eight unanswered points to boost their lead to nine.

Hustle by Ingrid Marchand and J e n n ife r d e L e e u w , c o u p le d w ith

the season, a 65-46 decision over the Marauders. Gildenhuys finished the

tough reb ou n d in g by T e s s ie r and Gildenhuys, held the Badgers to just

pulled within four points w ith tw o minutes remaining.

A late steal by d eL eeu w on a B ro ck fast break le d to a fo u l on V ic k y T essier with 1:22 left. W ith veteran poise, Tessier hit both foul shots and added tw o more from the line with 30 seconds remaining to ice the game for M cG ill.

Fatigue and a nagging injury to starting guard Jennifer Stacey con­ tributed to M c G ill’ s consecutive sec­ ond h a lf breakdow ns. T o p scorers for M cG ill were V icky Tessier with 19 points, Anne Gildenhuys with 13 and J e n n ife r d e L e e u w w ith 9.

Special mention should g o to Martlet r o o k ie s C a r o lin e M a lo , D a r n e ll W illia m s and Karen Shaw w h o all figu red prom inently in the victory over Brock.

S p o rts / W h a t ’s O n

October 29th, 1996

Redmen’s hoops empty

By Richard Retyi_________________ A fte r an 86-48 o ld fashioned Hamilton whuppin’ at the hands o f an o v e r p o w e r in g M cM a ster Marauders in their season opener, the M c G ill R e d m e n ’ s b ask etb a ll team continued their road trip, trav­ elling to Brock University to take on a consistently strong Badger club.

A ft e r his club c o m m itte d 35 tu rnovers against the M arauders, M c G ill head coach K en Schildroth was looking fo r a much better per­ form ance against Brock. Despite a multitude o f m issed dunks during w a rm -u p s , th e B r o c k B a d g e r s looked anything but foolish on the night, dow n ing the R edm en 59-51 in a gam e that w ent right dow n to the wire.

M c G ill jum ped out to a quick 4-point lead thanks to smart plays

by M att W ils o n , w h o m ade som e k e y passes and clutch shots. T h e R edm en tried in vain to keep the lead with strong defense by Hubert D avis and R ick Varisco, but could not stop Brock Badger Jamie Clark.

Clark caught fire, hitting 3 consecu­ tive treys to vault his team into the lead. T h e Badgers fe d o f f C la rk ’ s e n e r g y , h ittin g 41 p er cen t fro m b e h in d the th r e e - p o in t lin e to account fo r m ore than half o f their points through the first tw o quarters, gliding them into a 29-22 lead at the half.

M c G ill blazed out early in the second half. T h e Redm en went on an 11-2 run, tearing up the flo o r ­

Tuesday, October 29 Dr. C o im b a tore Srikant w ill speak on “ Subtype selective differen­ tial regulation o f growth-arrest and apop tosis by human som atostatin receptors,” @ 12:00 Hersey Pavilion Rm H5-38.

L B G T M Co-ordinating Meeting at 18:30 in Shatner 432.

Wednesday, O ctober 30 Black Students’ Network: Video Night. Showing “ The Black Panther N ew sreels” , and “ The B om bin g o f W estPhilly” . Shatner 108.

L B G T M ’ s B ise x u a l group.

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Thursday, October 31 Red Herring contests: enter our Horrible Haiku contest or write a crazy escape from any place on campus for our Escape contest. Submit entries by Oct. 31 to Shatner 303. Prizes for the winners.

L B G T M ’ s W o m e n ’ s G roup.

Shatner 423. 6:30 p.m. “ D eath and the A f t e r life : A Jewish Lunch,” from 1-2 p.m. Shatner 425/426. The first 25 people receive a free bagel lunch.

Friday, Novem ber 1 T h e B lack Students’ N etw ork presents: “ The Case o f Mumia AbuJamal.” A presentation and discussion on the topic o f visible minorities and police brutality. 6:30 pm a video pre­ sentation and discussion with guest speakers: Abdul Jon, Ellen Gabriel, and Lydia Wallace. Shatner caf. For more info: 398-6815.

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O ngoing and Upcoming M c G ill had the gam e in hand, The M cGill Debating Union has a but B r o c k w r e n c h e d b a c k the show on Monday nights in Shatner 302 momentum, again finding their out­ @ 6:00p.m . P ra ctice rounds (i.e . side range and hitting three m ore fro m behind the arc: tw o b y Sam Fuca and one more by Clark.

B rock roared back, posting a 4point led with one minute rem ain­ ing. Redm en heads hung low , but a terrific steal on a long inbound pass

by Matt Watson led to a Badger foul on a 3-point attempt by Matt Inglis.

D o w n by 4, In g lis was g iv e n

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Storytelling at the Y ello w Door.

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For info call 849-2657.

Every Tuesday, The Red Herring, M c G ill’ s humour magazine, holds its b ra in storm in g session. C om e to Shatner 303 at 2:30.

L ivin g W ith Loss: bereavement support and self-help groups offered free o f charge through the M c G ill School o f Social W ork. For anyone who has suffered the loss o f a family m em ber or frie n d , p lease contact Estelle Hopmeyer at 398-7067.

Santropol Roulant is looking for community-minded, energetic volun­ teers to help out with our non-profit M eals-on-W heels organisation. For info, contact Kelly at 284-9335.

T e l- A id e , a 24 hour, fr e e o f charge listening service is looking for volunteers to help Montrealers in dis­ tress. For info, call 935-1105.

La Maison de Jeunes de la Côte des Neiges is looking for volunteers to help w ith its M en to r P ro gram fo r youths 12-18 years old. The program runs Monday to Thursday from 3:30 5:30. Call Sandra at 342-5235.

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The Canadian Studies Graduate Students' A ssociation announces a Call for Papers for the Third Annual C anadian Studies C o n fe ren c e.

Submissions welcomed from graduate students in all fields who are interested in the study o f Canada. Deadline for abstracts: Fri., Dec. 2. For more info call 398-2974.

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