10-27-2005

VOLUME 48 ISSUE 2

AGORA

October 27, 2005

MONROE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE

Memorial brick fund created at MCCC for former students, Lake George victims Linda Whiteside Copy Editor The recent capsizing of a tourist boat on Lake George October 2 in New York cost the lives of four former Monroe County Community College (MCCC) students.

Viola Urbaniak (89), Virginia Ciesinski (82), Joyce Rochowiak (69) and JoAnn Manore (74), all of Temperance, had attended MCCC classes at one point in time.

Mrs. Urbaniak and Ms. Ciesinski had been enrolled in Fitness After Sixty classes in winter of 1994 through fall 2001 with instructor Al Thom.

Joyce Rochowiak had attended computer classes taught

by Matt Fakhar at the Whitman Center years ago.

She was currently enrolled in another computer class but had not started attending before the

accident.

JoAnn Manore had attended a MCCC credit class in 1984.

“They were busy ladies, not ones to stay home,” Mary Kay Thayer, MCCC trustee, said.

All four of the women were very active at MCCC. “Many of the Whitman Center employees and students knew them personally and they had been involved in a number

JoAnn Manore

of community events at the Whitman Center,” David Nixon, president of MCCC, said.

To honor the memory of these students, Sandy Kosmyna, director of the Whitman Center, has started a fund for an eight by eight inch memorial brick in front of the LA-Z-Boy Center.

The goal is to reach $400.

So far, $200 has been contributed through faculty and staff

at MCCC. “The mission of the college is to reach out to the community. It was actually the idea of one of our instructors, Bonnie Giles,” Kosmyna said.

“I just thought the college should participate with the community to show our support for the women,” Bonnie Giles, assistant professor of electronic office systems, said.

“To have a good memory of individuals like that is a good thing for all of us. We are reminded of the contribution those ladies made,” Nixon said.

The memorial brick fund is tax deductible. Students can contribute through making a check to the MCCC Foundation and dropping it off at either the switchboard on main campus or the Whitman Center.

Viola Urbaniak

Joyce Rochowiak

Virginia Ciesinski

MCCC looks to establish employee ethics Jessica Perez Page Editor Five years ago, the nation was riddled by scandals of corporate greed and fraud that left thousands of hard working investors without their life savings. Congress reacted with the Sarbanes-Oxley Amendment in 2002. It was created to set some new standards on internal controls and organizational behavior.

In 2004, Michigan community colleges were encouraged to demonstrate the same type of accountability required of businesses by the Sarbanes-Oxley amendment. In addition, the auditing firm for the college agreed and suggested Monroe County Community College (MCCC) establish a Code of Ethics to which all college employees could aspire.

This code of ethics, however, is bringing up many concerns.

Some of the people being affected

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by this wonder why this idea is even being pushed forward.

Many of the topics under discussion are already covered in the contract they have with the school. Another concern that was brought up was that MCCC was established 41 years ago, so why, 41 years later, is a Code of Ethics being implemented?

Answer: Simply because of the new law that came into affect after the Enron situation that set new standards on internal controls and organizational behavior.

Professor of English Terry Telfer discussed the concerns.

“First, what exactly does the ‘college’s interests’ mean?

Secondly, to say that I can’t enter into any private or personal activities that might conflict with the College’s interests goes outside the boundaries of the contract agreed to by labor and management. That is to say, as a faculty member I sell my labor to

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Annoyed by construction?

Staff writer ponders the thought that maybe they’re just as annoyed by you as a driver. (2)

Annual blood drive The Red Cross sponsored event will donate blood locally and the excess will be contributed to hurricane victims. (3)

the college for a certain wage and for a certain amount of time. Once this time has been met and the wage paid, the college does not own my labor. Third, a vaguely

suggested a code of ethics in May of 2004. Since then the idea was passed on to the administration and support staff and was the topic of one of the staff meetings earlier

After input is received from all college stakeholders, I’m sure that a mutually agreed upon code of ethics will be adopted.

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Vinnie Maltese, president of the faculty associations. worded code of ethics can be used to punish or even diminish a faculty/staff/administration member with whom someone in power disagrees with for ‘unethical’ reasons,” Telfer said.

This code was also suggested by the Board of Trustees and talk is starting about developing a separate code of ethics just for the Board of Trustees. The Board first

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this month.

The current starting point for the employee code of ethics, developed by Tim Bennett, VicePresident of Student Affairs, are to treat co-workers, students, and guests with respect and courtesy, be honest in all dealings and accountable for one’s own actions, refrain form entering into private or personal activities that may

Feature 4-5

Fears and phobias We’re sure you’re not the only one petrified of snakes, spiders, darkness or dying.

(4)

Artistically inclined Visiting artist Anne London lit up the MCCC campus and canvas on October 19, and her work is still displayed. (4)

result in a conflict of the college’s interests, be fair and just in all conducts, be a good steward of the college’s assets, recognize the dignity and value of our coworkers, and adhere to the college’s mission and work toward the achievement of its goals.

These goals were formed from Bennett’s research of other college code of ethics and professional company code of ethics.

“The Board will probably end up adopting it, it’s fine with me. It seems to be the direction they want to go in,” Bennett said.

This code still has a long way to go before it is fully developed and everyone comes to a mutual agreement.

“After input is received from all college stakeholders, I’m sure that a mutually agreed upon code of ethics will be adopted,” said Vinnie Maltese, president of the faculty association.

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Spotlight 8

Extrovert or introvert?

Are you a little curious as to what strong personality traits you exibit? Check out an option that some students are beginning to take advantage of: the personality test. (5)

Comedian to perform Richard Jeni prepares to perform November 19 at MCCC. (6)

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Opinion

Agora

October 27, 2005

Roadside construction: give ‘em a brake Amanda Menard Reporter Stop. Wait. Slow Down.

These are just a few of the terms seen written on orange signs with bold, black lettering all over roads in Michigan, as well as around the country during the past few months. True, these signs can be frustrating. They keep you from moving from point A to point B swiftly. I am sure it seems they are always holding

you up, keeping you from getting to school or work, or home.

However, have you ever stopped to think about how frustrating you, the driver, can be to those poor, innocent working stiffs on the side of the road?

You yell, you fuss, you wave your fists of fury at them, but they just keep right on holding that orange and black sign with pride. Why? Well, because they are paid to do it. All day long they put up with crazy people like you whiz-

Bitter weather, bitter attitude

Jackie Pacheco Editor-in-Chief Sandals will always be my shoe of choice, despite any weather.

So when I swing open my car door at 9:00 a.m. in 10 degree weather, the icy air chills my toes and of course I’m going to grumble. I take one last glance at my fuel gauge, which is beyond empty. Magnificent. As if my ’87 Escort didn’t have enough problems puttering

around. I silently curse gas prices because even with two jobs, they still take an immense toll on my wallet.

Now I’m thinking of how I have to work tonight, same as every other night, and I’m cursing again. And since I’m slightly late for class, my parking spot is way out in the boonies. Terrific.

Fantastic.

Aside from all that, my mom was getting on me this morning about things going on in my life and because my room is a mess.

But since I have a nice long walk ahead of me, I have a minute to think to myself. When did I become so bitter?

It took an email from a friend to put things into perspective, but I realize now how much I take things for granted.

I should be thankful that I actually have a car that gets me to

see “bitter,” page 7

Harriet Miers: Bush’s mistake Kelyn Dillon Page Editor When I heard of Harriet Miers’ appointment to the Supreme Court, the words risky business immediately came to mind.

After Roberts’ controversial and heated bid for Supreme Court Justice, it is possible that Miers may face the same opposition.

So far, the peanut gallery is absolutely silent. Miers’ straight-as-an-arrow conservatism may save her from lagging Senate approval hearings.

She has no experience as a judge, so Americans will be in for a surprise when she issues her first ruling. Americans will also be stuck with her if she proves to be a female version

of the President. Bush claims she is a trustworthy conservative, but he also claims that democracy is flourishing in Iraq.

Bush’s approval rating is dying a slow death. If Americans do not trust Bush, they will not give Miers a second thought.

She has announced, in public, that Bush is the most brilliant man she has ever known.

She also turned down a second in command position for the American Bar Association to serve as one of Bush’s close advisors, and if that is not enough, she is also a good friend of Bush.

I know — big surprise.

The last time Bush hired one of his buddies, Cheney materialized.

see “Miers,” page 7

zing by in your cool, air conditioned car, or with the windows rolled down and the radio up.

They envy you. Instead, their days are spent making the roadways safer for you, so that next summer, once again you can stop, get frustrated, wave your fists of Agora photo courtesy of SAMOANET.COM fury and whiz on by Sample image of an ordinary construction site. just a singing along to your ra- and one word came to mind— (SUV) and then picture thousands of SUVs rolling over dio. chaos. roadways at top speeds, it’s goHave you ever stopped to Complete and utter chaos. think about what life might be Now, mind you, I am not an ing to wear them down.

Eventually, roadways would like if we didn’t have those an- expert on roadways, however, if noying workers holding up road- you think about the average way traffic? I thought about it, weight of a Sport Utility Vehicle see “roads,” page 7

Disabled, but so are you Gary Knox Reporter Hi, my name is Gary Knox.

I have brown eyes, dark hair, and facial hair that tend to grow in odd places. I enjoy supporting my local sports teams — even when they fail me miserably, as well as pondering unanswerable questions like how long forever is and whether the chicken or the egg came first. I am active in my church, coaching junior high and elementary grades for the church’s basketball league.

I’d have to say that it is harder to get to know me than it is to get along with me once you do.

If any of you reading this particular article happen to meet me, it will be plain to see (unless your eyes are closed) that I am in a wheelchair. This isn’t because it is a more comfortable means of transportation, it is because I have Spina Bifida, the

number one birth defect in the United States.

Barring a miracle, I will be wheeling around town for the rest of my life. As much as I would like to down play this reality using humorous anecdotes, which I clearly have incorporated all over throughout this article, I must admit that in some way it is a pain in the neck being disabled or for others who don’t like this harsh term “handicapable.” If I weren’t in a wheelchair life would be a heck of a lot easier.

Now that I have established that I am not “Super Man,” and that sometimes my disability does bother me, we can move on to a very important point I would like to make.

Yes, I am disabled but so are you. I understand your shock, but it is true.

There is not a person on this planet who can do absolutely ev-

erything, which by definition would make anybody disabled.

Of course, some disabilities are more obvious than others, like mine, for example, but regardless, we are all in the same boat.

With this knowledge, can we gather that people with more obvious disabilities are just as “normal?”

Of course not! Nobody is “normal!” Human beings are all created differently, both in what we can do and what we can’t.

The only thing that is the same about us is that we aren’t the same. Who I am is not defined by my disability, much like a person who can’t blow a bubble is not defined by there disability. There is a laundry list of things I can’t do, however, I much rather focus on my terrible sports teams, and what came first the chicken or the egg?

What is your focus?

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October 27, 2005

Campus News

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Whitman Center expansion discussed Amanda Lundy Copy Editor In years past and present, talk of expanding the Whitman Center has been heard in the administration.

In November 2004, there was talk of an estimated $2.5 million expansion.

However, Whitman was not structurally capable of supporting the weight of building up. Then talk began about constructing another center across the street with an enclosed bridge connecting the two buildings.

Sandy Kosmyna, Director of the Whitman Center, says that the talk is just that — talk.

“I want to get more offered before we build,” Kosmyna said.

Kosmyna has several plans to move in this direction.

“We don’t have a lot of space, but it doesn’t mean we can’t do things,” Kosmyna said.

For the first time this semester, the Whitman center is offer-

But many Monroe county residents have not overlooked the advantages of having a satellite campus.

“Almost everyone I know who lives in Bedford likes the Whitman because they don’t have to drive all the way to main campus,” Tiffany Spencer, MCCC student, said.

According to Spencer, the classrooms do not seem to all be used at the same time. Instead of making the building bigger, she suggests expanding the parking lot.

Whitman already holds over 1,000 students, ¼ of MCCC’s student population.

This is not enough for Kosmyna.

We don’t have a lot of space, but it doesn’t mean we can’t do things.

Sandy Kosmyna, director of the Whitman Center

“” ing disabilities services. A counselor now visits the center on a regular basis. Tutoring for 090 classes has also begun. This coming Winter semester, Whitman may be adding more day classes.

Being further from main campus does put Whitman at a disadvantage for advertisement.

Red Cross to host annual blood drive Matt Pruitt Page Editor Monroe County Community College (MCCC) will be hosting a blood drive sponsored by the National Red Cross on Tuesday, November 1, at the college.

The blood drive will be located in the back of the cafeteria in the A building from 9:00 a.m. – 2:00 p.m.

Anyone who wishes to donate blood must be 17 years of age or older and weigh at least 110 pounds. Also, you must not have donated blood after September 6, 2005.

“We are doing everything we can to get the students and professors to come out and donate blood. We know it may conflict with some schedules, but we ap-

of the total 45 were able donors, making the event a success.

“Any of the blood that is collected at the drive will be used locally. However, any blood that is collected over and above the needed amount will be sent to the people in the hurricane-affected areas,” Shirley Wyatt, director of student activities at MCCC, said.

If you would like to schedule an appointment (though walkins are welcome) or have any other further questions regarding the event, you can contact Wyatt at 734-384-4258.

“I still think more could be done with recruiting,” Kosmyna said.

According to Kosmyna, MCCC advertises within our state alone. She hopes to be able to recruit from schools just over the border, and plans to create

stronger relationships with nearby high schools to advertise Whitman.

Though there are many new areas of growth, it is unclear whether further expansion of the Whitman Center will actually take place.

Democracy flourishes at MCCC Linda Whiteside Reporter The recent student government elections have brought new and old faces back.

The selection process for student government officers began with the student body at Monroe County Community College (MCCC).

A couple of weeks ago students filled in ballots to elect Student Government officers.

The students up for election were elected regardless of

ing what’s going on with the world right now, it’s a way to get our ideas out there,” Seth Burson, student government member, said.

Another driving force for joining the student government is the ability to voice ideas.

“They have a lot of ideas.

There’s one that’s going to be running that said he wants this to be a different year for student government,” Wyatt said.

Ideas also include commu-

We are doing everything we can to get the students and professors to come out and donate blood.

Joe Ellison, president of student government

“” preciate everyone who can come and donate,” Joe Ellison, president of student government, said.

MCCC hosts the blood drive annually. The last one took place on October 12, 2004 and had 45 people present. Thirty-five out

Halloween poetry reading put on by Writing Fellows John Burkardt Web Page Editor A message for all poetry lovers out there: Get ready to have a howling good time because the Writing Fellows are having a poetry reading on Wednesday, October 26 at 7 p.m. in the Cellar located in the basement of the administration building.

This will be the second poetry reading that they have put together.

“At that one [last fall] we had about 20 people come.

This year we’re focused on getting the fliers out early, so hopefully more people will come,” Rebecca Kennedy, head of the promotions committee for the Writing Fellows, said.

The event is free and will have a Halloween theme. The Cellar will be decorated for the occasion. A prize for the best costume will be awarded.

Also, doughnuts and cider will be provided for anyone who comes.

Anyone can attend the poetry reading.

If someone has a favorite poet they can read a selection from his work. One does not have to be a writer to be involved at this event.

Furthermore, poems at the reading can be about anything.

According to Kennedy, they do not have to be Halloweenbased.

The purpose of the poetry reading is plain, simple, and straighforward.

“We want people to see that writing can be fun, it’s not just about boring research papers,” Kennedy said.

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Becky Garst, Josh Guedesse, Joe Ellison, Jessica Costello, and Seth Burson attend a Student Government meeting.

numbers. The criteria these students had to meet included maintaining a 2.0 or above grade point, be enrolled in 9 credit hours and have had leadership roles.

“They have to be hardworking, dedicated and dependable. They really have to be all of those. Whatever amount of people you have, if they’re an active group, they do a good job,” Shirley Wyatt, student activities coordinator, said.

Some of the positions filled included President, VicePresident, Secretary, Historian and Treasurer. Becoming involved in Student Government can be for personal reasons.

“Basically to get involved with other people and get to deal with politics. Consider-

nity service.

“People are always asking for help with the humane society,” Burson said.

He also voiced enthusiasm for a volunteer program with the local hospital. The main idea would be to get extra credit in classes related to hospital work, such as chemistry. Another concern for student government members is participation with on campus groups.

“We want to get more involved with groups. We want to hold round table discussion with them,” Wyatt said.

At least one member is optimistic about the Student Government’s future.

“We get along very well.

We all listen to each other’s ideas,” Burson said.

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Feature

Agora

October 27, 2005

Things that frighten

fears, phobias uncovered

Kristina Pope Page Editor Halloween is creeping up on us so it seems only appropriate to publicize and reinforce a part of this holiday that keeps young adults excited.

Before Halloween meant (or still is) the thrill of picking out costumes, strolling through the dark past our bedtimes, and running home with a bag full of candy.

But now the thrill comes from the fear associated with Halloween. People can have different fears for varying reasons.

Some people are most afraid of spiders, snakes, mice or rats, death and the dead, darkness,

being alone, cornfields, or clowns.

We all are afraid of something. It ranges from fearing dark closets to fearing spiders.

bump in the mind.”

A special report called “Famous people and famous fears” said that Queen Elizabeth was afraid of flowers, or anthophobia.

Another person on the list was Donald Trump. He has chirophobia; the fear of shaking hands.

Another is ailurophobia, a fear of cats that crippled Europe’s c o n q u e r o r, Napoleon Bonaparte.

Another article called “Conquering o u r phobias” contained a list of

Chirophobia: fear of hands <Donald Trump>

New club rolls in to MCCC Ashley Braden Assistant Editor Rotaract has found a new home at Monroe County Community College (MCCC).

The only problem is that students are unaware of its fall semester move-in and purpose.

Rotaract, the collegiate version of the Rotary club, is an organization dedicated to professional and leadership development, and volunteer service. It is open to young men and women who are 18 to 30 years old and want to make a difference in their own lives and those of others.

Founded in 1968, Rotaract has spun into over 158 countries with more than 7000 clubs worldwide and has an estimated membership above 176,000.

Scholarships are also offered to Rotaract members each year with award amounts as high as $26,000 and chances to study abroad.

Mary Kehoe, a Rotaract coordinator, has been working alongside Tim Bennett, Vice President of Business Affairs, to get the ball rolling with Rotaract at MCCC.

see “Rotaract,” page 7

What we know scientifically is there are three categories of phobias: “1. specific and simple phobias, fear of an object or situation, such as spiders, heights or flying; 2. social phobias, fear of embarrassment or humiliation in social settings; and 3. agoraphobia—fear of being away from a safe place according to, “Things that go

bazaar and less common phobias.

Some were: chionophobia, fear of snow; genuphobia, fear of knees; onomatophobia, fear of hearing certain words; and arachibutyrophobia, fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

Briefly, two common methods of treating severe phobias (phobias that keep people from living normally) are prescribing medications used

f o r a n x i e t y disorders, such as

Paxil and/or medications used to regulate blood pressure, such as Tenormin or through psychiatric therapy.

During therapy, the patient is slowly exposed to something they fear and is shown that the thing they are afraid of should not be scary, as described in “Things that go bump in the mind.”

“I have a fear of feet. I don’t like the idea of touching someone else’s feet,” Sarah Walsh, MCCC student, said.

“I’m afraid of spiders and aliens,” Matt Pollzzie, MCCC student, said.

“Since I’m obsessive compulsive, I have a fear of leaving a door unlocked,” Kenneth Mohney, assistant professor of sociology/ anthropology, said.

Artist draws life at MCCC Dave Herndon Page Editor Anne London’s Endangered animal’s artwork is on display here at Monroe County Community College (MCCC) until November 11. London’s work that is on display is part of the visiting artists’ series.

She is displaying life size drawings of endangered African animals. This display is the first in the series this year.

London, an Ohio native, does half of her work in charcoal and the other half is done with a stone engraving

technique that makes her

gave an art demonstration and later showed slides of her work on the first day of her display.

“I’m very happy to be able to display my art here at MCCC. I hope that both the students and staff are Agora Photo by HEATHER WILSON able to enjoy Anne London sketching on October 19. the beauty of work appear like scratch these animals as I see them,” board drawings.

London said.

On October 19, London “I went and studied these

animals in their natural habitat and saw their inner beauty. I hope that everyone sees this when [they] look at my work,” she said.

“Not that I’m an art critic or anything, but I really enjoyed looking at all of the art on display here on campus,” Tyler Thomas, MCCC student, said.

Continuing the visiting artist’s series will be a pottery display by I.B. Remsen beginning on Nov. 16.

His pottery can also be seen on display in at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave (The Whitehouse).

Dumping game: dates ditch duds Sarah Queen Copy Editor “I don’t think we should see each other anymore.”

Ouch.

Dating and dumping seem to go hand in hand.

There are many different ways to leave, escape, or get away from a doomed relationship. The above mentioned “clean break” is a very common way of lightening the blow.

Due to break-up evolution, e-mails, phone calls, text messages, and for the ultraclassy, Post-Its are available to do the work.

“He’s just not that into you; the no excuses truth to understanding guys,” written by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo was written to open the eyes of unsuspecting women about the value of their relationships and the confidence that they may be lacking.

Based on a popular episode of Sex and the City, “He’s just not that into you” covers the harsh territory of breakups, cheating, and the realization that he just may not be into you.

Monroe County Community College (MCCC) is full of

people who are dating and in turn is also full of people who have been dumped.

“I think the hardest thing about being dumped is not seeing that person anymore, but sometimes it’s just inevitable,” Sarah Raymond, student, said.

Self-help books and sappy movies may aid in the recovery after rejection from a significant other. Either that, or they may just cause a psychotic episode.

“Books may be beneficial to some people who inherently have low self-esteem, but not for me,” Kelly Holland, student, said.

Self-esteem plays a pretty significant role in all aspects of life, and a failed relationship can sometimes cause some very self-deprecating behavior and feelings.

“I felt stupid, lied to, and like I wasn’t good enough, but all that changed when I moved on to find someone who wants to be with me for the rest of my life,” Jamie Wilson, student, said.

“Your lost self-esteem may take longer to find that a new boyfriend, so prioritize accordingly,” Behrendt said.

Knowledge is power, and breakups usually make people think about their lives in a serious way.

“Good or bad, both people learn something about themselves and what they want out of life,” Faro Sclafari, student, said.

Behrendt wants us to always remember, “You deserve to be in a good relationship, let yourself get into one.”

Feature

October 27, 2005

College night attracts area students

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Personality tests prove beneficial Ashley Johnson Freelance Writer

Agora photo by HEATHER WILSON

College and Technical School Night at Monroe County Community College Welch Health Education Building on Tuesday, October 18, 2005.

Cobb conquers Africa Kelyn Dillon Page Editor The Discovery Channel may be the closest most of us will get to seeing Africa. Jill Cobb, a local member of Raisinville Baptist Church in Monroe, is not satisfied with the Discovery Channel. She is traveling to Africa as a missionary to the Zerma tribe in Niamey, the capital of Niger.

“I have always wanted to experience the world and though chances came and went, I never took the opportunity to experience a different culture,” Cobb said.

According to the International Mission Board, an organization that sponsors mission-

aries like Cobb, Niger is a poor sub-Saharan country. The Zerma people practice folk Islam which is a combination of Islamic practices and tribal traditions.

They are social people who spend hours with each other in conversation.

“Time does not matter, people matter,” Cobb said.

Currently, the situation is bleak in Niamey. Most of the country is suffering from drought and famine on top of the AIDS outbreak and other health issues. To prepare physically, Jill took several vaccines for Yellow Fever, Hepatitis A and B, and Typhoid. She is also taking a prescription to combat Malaria.

She is responsible for all the funds toward the trip and has asked her church, Raisinville Baptist Church in Monroe, for support in both prayer and financial means.

“With a two week trip to Africa, there is a financial sacrifice involved,” Cobb said.

Her two week stay starts November 14–30. Once in Niamey, she will survey residents for information on their media sources.

“With the centerpiece of their culture being conversation, that will open up a lot of roads,” Cobb said.

“So I will be able to go to people’s homes and just hold

see “Africa,” page 7

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Personality tests of all types are rampant on the internet. Sites from Emode to Quizilla center on the idea of helping their users discover more about their personalities by offering quizzes from all different areas of life.

Another quiz, less known, can possibly show an even deeper part of you and explain some of your tendencies and quirks.

The Myers-Briggs personality test, based on ideas by the psychologist Carl Jung, is such a test. Wikipedia defines the Myers-Briggs as “a psychological test designed to assist a person in identifying their personality preferences.”

The test (which a similar version can be taken online at http://humanmetrics.com/cgiwin/JTypes2.asp) divides humans into two large groups— extroverts and introverts. Extroverts enjoy spending time with people and feel energized by the company of others. Introverts, much rarer than extroverts, need more alone time to recharge their batteries and generally feel drained by social settings. The test also determines which of the other preferences (sensing vs. intuition, thinking vs. feeling, and judging vs. perceiving) the testee exhibits.

Three MCCC students volunteered to take the online test and all cited it as accurate and revealing.

“I took this test…and it hit me right on the head,” Shawna Farley, MCCC student, said.

“I have taken all the tests at the college too and it helped me with having different careers to research and check into.”

The results cited her as an ENFP (Extroverted Intuitive Feeling Perceptive), also known as “The Inspirer.” Holli Weaver claimed the test as “very accurate.” MCCC student Tennery Hicks was less sure of her results, which showed her as an ENFJ— “The Giver.”

“I thought it could be accurate…I have always thought of myself as intuitive and extroverted so either the test and I are both wrong, or I had myself pegged,” she said.

Professor Dillon, an introvert, additionally reported the test as accurate. He uses a “shortened version of it at Writing Fellow meetings” to help the writing fellows learn more about their personalities.

He warns students that although the test may be accurate, there may be some mistakes.

“We have a tendency to think these things are accurate because we are focusing on ourselves. It’s like when we read our horoscope…they’re generalized. Some of it may be so general it may fit a lot of people,” he said.

Professor Sabo (formerly Professor Briganti) took the test twice, once as a training manager for the federal courts and once as a Dean at MCCC. Her results changed in a five-year span.

see “personality,” page 7

Hunters aim for safety this season Allison Fleszar Reporter It is the time of year again when many hunters are taking a long awaited trip into the wilderness to do what they love. Many students and professors here at Monroe County Community College (MCCC) are hunters as well.

MCCC student Adam Cosby said that his favorite part of hunting are his midday walks through the woods when looking for deer tracks.

“It is like a different world, your senses are so heightened its unreal,” he said.

Other students also commented on their favorite thing about hunting.

MCCC student Chris Mushing said that his favor-

ite part about hunting is sitting up in the tree stand, waiting for deer.

“It is so quiet and relaxing,” Mushing said.

Each individual has his own hunting tricks. Some universal safety tips, though, are the following: always make sure your scent is covered and you’re downwind, know the area that you are hunting, and scout more than one area before setting up the tree stand.

Along with the positive things that a hunting trip can bring, there are also several risks involved. Be aware of these precautions, taken from the Oakland County Sheriff ’s office, when heading out to hunt.

1. Treat every firearm as

if it is loaded.

2.

Always point the muzzle in a safe direction.

3. Be certain of the target and what is beyond it.

4. Keep fingers outside the trigger guard and off the trigger until ready to shoot.

5. All firearm hunters on any land during daylight hunting hours must wear a hat, cap, vest, j a c k e t ,

rainwear, or other outer garment of Hunter Orange color that is visible from all sides.

6. All hunters, including archers, must comply to regulations during gun season.

7. Camouflage Hunter Orange is legal, provided that 50% of the surface area is solid a Hunter Orange color.

(Exceptions: waterfowl, crow, and wild turkey, and bow hunters for during open archery season).

8. Michigan requires that 50% of a Camouflage Hunter Orange garment be an openly-visible Hunter Orange color when hunting or shooting.

For more information on hunter safety and tips you can visit: http://www.trackeroutdoors.com/ten.htm

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Queen of the Screen Sarah Queen Copy Editor People always ask me, “What song did Doogie Howser sing to Wanda when he realized that he was in love with her?” And I reply “Wild Thing,” of course.

One may ask why I am able to recall such a seemingly trivial event. The answer is simple: the entertainment industry has answered my prayers. The DVD box set was created so people will never have to go a day without seeing a non-commercial episode of a television show that was cancelled years ago.

Admittedly, I am obsessed with these box sets. Over the past two years more and more series have been released in the form of season sets, or “bestof collections. The prices on these sets can sometimes cause heart failure or empty bank accounts.

The first television series to be released on DVD was “The X-files.” Running at about eighty dollars a season, the only people that can afford these box sets are the people with the “Trust No One” tattoos and restraining orders from David Duchovny.

Movie collections on DVD have also become popular.

“Friday the 13th,” “Nightmare on Elm Street,” “Police Academy,” and the “Universal Monster Collection” have all been released and greatly welcomed by nerds everywhere.

If any of you out there would like to join in on the “What’s coming out next Tuesday?” club, (I invented the club just now so space is available), check out tvshosondvd.com.

On this Web site, we can vote for which shows we cannot live without (“Salute Your Shorts”) and we can complain about the existence of box sets that no one ever needs to own (“The Simple Life”).

Now, the only problem is that the sets are being released

see “DVD,” page 7

Greg Milatz Freelance Writer The curtain will rise November 4, 2005 at 7:30 P.M., here at Monroe County Community College (MCCC) when the Toledo Symphony, under the direction of 3 rd year Resident Conductor Chelsea Tipton II, makes an encore visit to our own Meyer Theater.

Last year’s performance was the unveiling of the 54,000 square feet La-Z-Boy Center/Meyer Theater.

MCCC campus and community events coordinator Tom Ryder believes last years performance was wonderful.

Mark Felder, MCCC /community symphony band director attended last year’s inaugural performance and was equally impressed.

“The conductor did a great job of connecting with the audience and the programming was excellent,” he said.

Along with many others, Felder is looking forward to this year’s performance as well.

Of more than 75 musicians, Horn Soloist Sandra Clark will be featured boasting an impressive resume spanning over 2 decades of musical accomplishments. A small sampling of her accomplishments include earning first prize in The Fischoff Na-

Top five albums likely never heard Jared Hawkins

(www.silentmovierecords.com)

Staff Writer 5. “Everybody Loves You” – Kaki King (Acoustic/Experimental) (2003, Velour Records): Fans of the acoustic guitar will consider this instrumental album a must have.

King’s use of the double-tap technique (tapping the fret board with both hands) and amazing sense of rhythm are astonishing. Also look for King’s follow-up album “Legs to Make Us Longer” (2005). (www.kakiking.com) 4.

“The Craft” – Blackalicious (Hip-Hop) (2005, Anti Records): Along with having the coolest name in music, this duo is far from your run-of-the-mill rap group. “The Craft” is the group’s fifth and latest album and it demonstrates the growth of their talents. This album has a good blend of rap, hip-hop, and soul, accentuated by sometimes meaningful, sometimes amusing lyrics and quick flows. (www.blackalicious.com) 3. “How Everyone Ruins Everything and Vice Versa” – The Weakend (Alternative/Progressive) (2004, Silent Movie Records): With unique songwriting and catchy lyrics, it’s no wonder “Alternative Press” featured The Weakend in their “Keep Your Eye On…” section. Fans of Taking Back Sunday or Boys Night Out should check this band out. (www.theweakend.com)

2. “Cripple Crow” – D e v e n d r a Banhart (Folk) (2005, Young God Records): With influences from The Beatles, T Rex, and Rodrigo, it’s no wonder that Banhart’s fourth and latest release yields an amazing array of sound. The entire album (including the cover) looks like it was plucked right from the 60s. Rock-inspired songs like, “Long Haired Child,” “I Feel Just Like a Child” and “Lazy Butterfly” are interlaced with folk songs like “Heard Somebody Say,” “Queenbee,” and the title track as well as Spanish Ballads including “Inaniel” and “Quedateluna.” Those familiar with Banhart’s earlier albums can expect a better produced album with a wider variety of sounds and instrument selection. (www.cripplecrow.com) 1. “Origin of Symmetry” – Muse (Rock/Progressive) (2001, M u s h r o o m Records): Muse saw a good deal of recognition with their 2003 release, “Absolution,” however, “Absolution’s” predecessor, “Origin,” features a more intriguing sound. The track“New Born,” sets the stage for the rest of the album with a gradual shift from simple to complex. Midway through, “Citizen Erased” features harmonic perfection and vocal precision. The album finishes with “Megalomania,” a grandiose song featuring a string orchestra and organ. There isn’t a bad track on the album. Fans of Radiohead or The Smashing Pumpkins should definitely get this album. (www.muse.mu)

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The Toldeo Symphony performs at the Black and White Gala on October 22, 2004.

tional Chamber Music Competition in 1989 as a member of The Taft Wind Quintet. She also placed as a finalist in four previous American Horn Competitions and won second prize in 1997 and 2001.

Something for everyone is on tap. Attendees are sure to recognize musical scores by Leonard Bernstein, Aaron Copland and many others.

Aaron David Millers own compilation “Glass City Fanfare” will be performed which was commissioned by The Symphony to celebrate its 60 th anniversary durin during the 2003-2004 sea-

son. Harry Potter fans will likely recognize a familiar tune by John Williams.

Williams has written the music for many films such as “Star Wars,” “Jurassic Park,” the Indiana Jones Trilogy, “E.T.,” “Jaws” and many more. A patriotic arrangement by Robert Wendel called “Saint Bailey’s Rag” will have peals of Dixieland streaming from the stage.

No jeans please; yet blacktie is optional for this reservation-required event. Act right away to reserve your $30.00 seat by calling (734) 384-4254.

Comedian Jeni takes stage Jesse Schmalzried Freelance Writer Richard Jeni, the man People Magazine has called “thrilling to watch,” will be taking center stage here at MCCC on November 19.

J e n i has performed on HBO and The Tonight Show with J a y Leno.

However, whether he’s being televised to millions of homes around the world or a less publicized event such as this one, he takes all performances just as serious.

“To me there is no such thing as a small audience, only people who don’t sell tickets,” Jeni said.

Jeni is mainly known for his one hour concert specials on HBO. Jeni has set a very rare achievement when he performed his 3rd one-hour special on HBO, “A BIG STEAMING PILE OF ME,” on January 15

of this year.

He has conquered the comedic world receiving such awards as The American Comedy Award for Best Male Stand-up, voted one of Comedy Centrals “100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time,” and picking up three Cable Ace Aw a r d s .

When he’s not too busy putting on comedy hours or accepting awards, Jeni finds a way to perform his comedic talents live across the nation.

“Especially after you do an HBO comedy hour, you want to go out and tour as much as you can, because I think it’s important to suck out every dol… I’m sorry I meant to say it’s important to bond with new fans.”

Lauren Pillarelli has worked at the college for 15 years and she has seen his performances on T.V., but can’t wait to see him live for the first time.

see “Jeni,” page 7

In the Mix

October 27, 2005 from “roads,” page 2 be obsolete; we’d all be driving on ground up remnants of road.

In my mind, it is the equivalent to portly circus freaks wearing treaded shoes prancing all over your rib cage as fast as they can.

Eventually, you are obsolete; you have become just a few ground up remnants of yourself.

from “Miers,” page 2 Technically, she will not work for Bush, but she could become an extension for the White House advisory council in the courts.

That kind of cronyism reeks of conspiracy.

“Miers reveals little of her own emotions or ideological per-

from “DVD,” page 6 while the shows are still on the air. For those of us trying to play catch up before the next season

from “Africa,” page 2

a conversation with people.”

Pastor George Fountain of Raisinville Baptist Church has traveled to Siberia for a mission trip. He brought pamphlets and informative videos on chemical dependency and alcoholism to an area with prevalent issues. “[The best aspect of the trip The Erie Shores Birding Association will hold their monthly meeting Wednesday November 16, 2005, at 7:30 pm. The meetings are held in Room 201 - Life Science Building at the Monroe County Community College and is open to the public.

This months guest speaker will be John Blakeman.

John is a retired biology

Ouch.

In the mind of a roadway worker, you are the circus freak, and beginning every spring they have to fix the damage that your happy prancing has done, so in appreciation of the roadway working stiffs everywhere, next time you see one, give them a smile, perhaps a, “How do ya do?”

And please, prance with care.

from “Jeni,” page 6

“I remember every time I’ve seen him on television he’s been so funny, and I can’t wait to bring my parents because I know they’ll be laughing the hardest,” Pillarelli said.

It’s not surprising if Richard Jeni has sometime or another popped up on your television set.

Despite his cable specials he’s suasions, but has been an enthu- appeared on Oprah, Regis and siastic supporter of the Bush ad- Kathie Lee, David Letterman, ministration on initiatives includ- Conan O’Brien, and 20 appearing tax cuts, Social Security re- ances on the Tonight Show. Jeni forms, restrictions on federal has also done commercials and spending on embryonic stem cell starred along side Jim Carrey as research, national security, edu- his best friend in the film “The cation reforms and fighting ter- Mask.”

Though Jeni has done it all, his rorism,” NPR.org said.

Translation: she is a female passion has always been standup.

George W. “The thing I enjoy doing the premiere; life starts moving way most is stand-up, because in too fast. It’s amazing how stress- stand-up comedy you get the best of both worlds. If you succeed ful television can be.

And God said, “Let there be you don’t have to share the credit, and if you fail…well if you fail you TiVo.” can still figure out a way to blame was] taking a message of hope to people who were hopeless,” from “personality,” page 2 George Fountain, Senior Pastor Information about the sixteen of Raisinville Baptist Church, possible personality types is said.

He expressed enthusiasm for endless online and only takes a Cobb’s decision to reach the few minutes and a couple of mouse clicks to discover more Zerma people.

“I’m excited for her… she about yourself than you possibly can be very effective… she’s ever knew.

“It’s probably true for growth courageous,” Fountain said. and career growth…you may teacher and is now a prodevelop and grow in your life fessional Prairie Landscape and career,” she said. designer and President of She upheld the idea of students the Ohio Prairie Association taking the test.

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me pay my bills, which are completely unavoidable so I might as well stop complaining about those as well.

I should be happy that I have functioning arms and legs and that I can carry my books and make that frosty hike to the building every morning.

I shouldn’t be complaining about parking spots or long walks when I am being educated for free at such a great college.

I should be glad that I have a mom that takes an interest in my life when I know she’s so busy with her own. I need to stop being annoyed with the clothes scattered on the floor that don’t hang themselves up because although I’m not rich, I can afford necessities like clothing and food.

Maybe tomorrow morning I’ll wake up with a better attitude. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll finally pack away those flip flops and bring out the winter shoes.

it on someone else, so either way you win,” the comedian said.

Rachel Sorter, a second year student at MCCC, also agrees that Jeni’s stand-up is her favorite thing about the multi-talented comedian.

“Stand-up is definitely my favorite about Richard Jeni’s talents.

I’ve seen him do the other things, and don’t get me wrong, I enjoy those too, but the way he works the crowd is amazing. I’ve seen him on HBO many times, and my stomach hurts for a few days from laughing so hard,” Sorter said.

Entertainment tonight said that Jeni left his audiences “dazzled, breathless, and hungry for more.”

You can purchase Richard Jeni’s latest DVD of his HBO special “A BIG STEAMING PILE OF ME” at www.HBO.com or you can visit www.RichardJeni.com to find some interesting and funny facts about the man who will make Monroe shake with laughter on Saturday, November 19th. Tickets can be bought at the cashier’s office. we take on different personalities in different environments?” Sabo said.

Sabo also included that there are other personality tests out there to take, some which offer situations and choices as to how you would respond. The DiSC test, an assessment like the Myers-Briggs, is often used in “performance management and employment selection” according to Wikipedia.

For college students trying to find their niche in life, or even an idea for their career, the Myers-Briggs test is an ideal place to begin.

from “Rotaract,” page 4 “We’ve had a couple of informational meetings, but the response wasn’t as great as we would have liked,” Kehoe said.

They are still trying to generate more attention for Rotaract around campus and in the community.

Any students interested in joining Rotaract are welcome to attend the first meeting being held Thursday, October 27. It will be at 12:30 p.m. in room 257 of the La-Z-Boy Center.

CORRECTIONS The Agora is committed to accurate reporting.

1. Wayne Bezeau was identified as a member of the custodial staff. His official title is interim director of the physical plant.

2. Linda Roberts was identified as the head of the Monroe Community Players. Roberts is a member of the theater group.

Also, her statements were not a direct quote.

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Reader’s Voice What is your biggest fear?

Adam Brunella

“Spiders.”

Heather Russell

“Snakes.”

Denise Evans

“Dying.”

Chris Lands

“Drowning.”

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Stratford Theatre is a replica of an original Shakespearean theatre. The theatre is located in Stratford, Ontario. The nearby areas are also copies of the English city. MCCC students went to see “Hello, Dolly!” and Shakespeare’s final play, “The Tempest.” Ann Orwin’s humanities class as well as students from Bill McCloskey’s theatre class were in attendance.

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