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COVER STORY 10 •TheWeFashion Issue sashay into the world of fashion with this year’s spring and summer jewelry, inspired by an eclectic collec tion of earthy beads and exotic style – by Jen Russo and Samantha Campos
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What it’s like to feed the sharks at Maui Ocean Center – by Samantha Campos
7 •The Maui 10 8 •Coconut Wireless 9
•Overheard •News of the Weird •Ted Rall Cartoon
ONO KINE GRINDS 17 •Solid Kine Grindz More than a mere roach coach - by Anthony Pignataro
18 •Dining Listings Island-wide hours, locations and price ranges
DA KINE CALENDAR 23 •This Week’s Picks 26 •Film: Scrabbling to the Top Akeelah and the Bee ( ) – by Cole Smithey
27 •Movies & Times 28 •A&E: ‘A Way of Life’ Conscious Healing shares their positive island sounds with you - by Samantha Campos
29 •The Grid & Calendar Listings
CLASSIFIED 35 •Personals 36 •Classified Listings 37 •Sign Language 38 •Mind, Body & Spirit 39 •HoloHolo Girl
Position (& Favorite item in our closet) Editor: Anthony Pignataro anthony@mauitime.com (My brand new pair of $3 Locals) Associate Editor: Samantha Campos sam@mauitime.com (My black, fuzzy Guess sweater) Calendar Editor: Heidi King heidi@mauitime.com (My “I’m not a slut... but I wanna be” shirt) Contributing Writers: Caeriel Crestin, Mick E. Finn, Ted Rall, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey Illustration: Guy Junker, Glenn Watson Photography: Michele Furmato, Sean M. Hower, Jessica Pearl Intern: William Watkins Art Director: Wendy Ortiz wendy@mauitime.com (My simple, sleeveless, black cotton top) Production Assistants: Chad Porter, David Spink Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers brad@mauitime.com (My “Felon” brass knuckles belt buckle engraved “Drink-Fight-Fuck” which also doubles as a bottle opener) Advertising Executive: Ashley Fitch ashley@mauitime.com (My Maret T-shirt) General Manager: Jennifer Russo jen@mauitime.com (My nursing bra) Admin. Exec: Kimberly L. Welch klw@mauitime.com (My red cowboy boots) Web Design: Bump Networks www.bumpnetworks.com Publisher: Tommy Russo tommy@mauitime.com (My chrome-tipped cowboy shirt)
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