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ALL HAIL MIKE WHITE! I gotta hand it to Maui County Councilmember Mike White: he’ll do what he needs to do to maintain power. Undoubtedly a student of Machiavelli, he’s spent the last two years as Maui County Council chairperson clearly more willing to be feared than loved. After all, he seized control of the council back in January 2015 through what then-Council Chairperson Gladys Baisa called a “coup,” allegedly orchestrated by White and Councilmembers Don Guzman and Riki Hokama.

There have been many changes on the Council since then (Guzman, who became Vice Chair, has since become one of White’s adversaries), but White’s thirst for power remains unquenched. Indeed, in a bold act of hubris, the agenda for the Council’s Jan. 2 meeting–the first that will include newly elected Councilmembers Alika Atay, Kelly King and Yuki Lei Sugimura–showed that he already crowned himself Chair (an act that drew ethics complaints from Shaka Movement’s Mark Sheehan and the Hawaii Alliance for Progressive Action, though Corporation Counsel Pat Wong said that White’s action was fine).

Though the November 2016 election drastically changed the County Council, the outcome of the vote for Council Chair was never really in doubt. There are now four councilmembers that appeared on the SAFE Action Fund– which backed slow growth, anti-GMO policies–though Guzman had been instrumental to White’s taking power away from Baisa just two years ago. Combined with the five so-called pro-establishment members (White, Hokama, Stacy Crivello, Bob Carroll and Sugimura), that locks in a tight 5-4 council split. There’s literally no margin of error on big votes, which means Chair White will have to police his votes pretty much non-stop (which probably explains why White dumped Guzman as Vice Chair in favor of Carroll).

The bad blood between Guzman and Cochran on one side and White on the other boiled over at the Jan. 2 meeting, which started at 2pm and lasted well beyond 3am.

At 10:30, an obviously tired and cranky Mayor Alan Arakawa, who was running the meeting until the vote on Chair could

take place, blurted out that one of Cochran’s requests was “bullshit.” After gasps of shock filled the chamber, Arakawa said, “Hey, I call it as I see it. Bullshit is bullshit.”

The SAFE-backed councilmembers didn’t have the votes to stop White from getting control of the chair again, but they made him crawl over broken glass to get to it.

“White has been a good leader and he’s a good man,” Guzman said after more than 60 people–the vast majority opposed to White–testified. But after describing recent moves by White as him “fearful of what would happen if he lost control,” Guzman thundered that “things need to change!”

“Those good ol’ boy, back days are gone,” Guzman said. “I’ll fight all the way through if I have to kiss his ring.”

Guzman’s list of recent transgressions

by White is considerable: the creation of his Mauicouncil.org website (which is his personal website but still contains the County of Maui seal), his unilaterally sacking people from the ostensibly independent, non-political Office of Council Services (OCS) and a Dec. 29 statement White posted on his website accusing Guzman, Cochran and King of conspiring against him– statements Cochran called “flat-out lies.”

“Shortly after the election, Councilmember Robert Carroll informed me that he had been approached by Councilmember Elle Cochran offering him a chairmanship of the Council with the support of the other members supported by the Ohana Coalition [SAFE Action Fund],” White had written.

“In a subsequent discussion with Mr. Car-

roll, Ms. Cochran suggested that if he joined their majority he would have to discuss with Councilmember Don Guzman as to which one of them would be chair… Through these actions, it was clear that Councilmembers Guzman and Cochran were trying to gather a new majority for the next Council term, but did not have the support of at least five of the councilmembers-elect.” Later in the same post, White called his opponents “vindictive” and accuses them of “lashing out with nasty personal attacks.”

Even if White’s right about Cochran and Guzman trying to convince Carroll to join their cause, why is that bad, given the manner in which White first became Chair two years ago?

First, Guzman, Cochran and King made a series of amendments nominating virtually everyone else on the dais except White to be Chair. All failed (though Carroll refused to vote for himself to be chair, he later had no problem voting for himself to be vice chair).

Next, Guzman, Cochran and King attempted to call for a public hearing on the Chair selection issue, but Arakawa, after hearing from Wong that the County Charter demanded they select a Chair that night, decided to ignore the hearing request. After that, White finally won a 5-4 vote to become Chair and Carroll won a 6-3 vote to be Vice Chair.

Surprisingly, White backed down off his proposed sweeping changes to the committee system that would have reduced some to a mere five members and ensured that SAFEbacked members held no majorities on any of them (a future public hearing will determine committee memberships).

Unfortunately, White also made permanent his appointment Sandy Baz to be director of the Office of Council Services– who had been hired on White’s orders just a month ago on the assurance that he’d only be a “temporary” staffer at OCS–sealing the fate of former OCS Director David Raatz, one of the County’s most honest officials.

White’s new governing coalition, given the recent closure of the Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar plantation, is ominous.

Owner Alexander & Baldwin (A&B) now has 37,000 acres of prime land to play with, and what happens to that land– and the laws governing how the county does planning–will be some of the key issues facing the new County Council.

When you add up all the contributions

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that Alexander & Baldwin’s political action committee gave White’s five-member voting bloc since 2010, you get a total of $26,000. But when you add up all of A&B HI PAC’s contributions to the four Ohana members, you get just $6,000 (and all of that went to Guzman).

It will be fascinating in the coming weeks to see which committees council members sympathetic to the interests of Alexander & Baldwin will control. Given how hardline and vindictive White's original agenda was, it's hard to imagine he'll give SAFE-backed councilmembers much.

LC BUTTHURT OVER MACC’S THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER SHOW The Maui County Department of Liquor Control has been known to get butthurt over the dumbest things, but this takes the cake. The department just posted the agenda for the upcoming Liquor Control Adjudication Board hearing on Jan. 5, 2017, and it has just one item, dealing with two counts pertaining to the Thunder From Down Under show at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center (MACC) back in June.

Thunder From Down Under is an Australian show that features–and I’m quoting from their website–”chiseled bodies, seductive dance routines, cheeky humor and boy-nextdoor charm.” It’s apparently a fun show, but it would seem our own LC wasn’t amused.

Rather than try to describe the important legal issues at hand, I’ll just quote from the agenda: “Count 1: On June 8, 2016 at approximately 8:00 p.m., MAUI ARTS & CULTURAL CENTER dba MAUI ARTS & CULTURAL CENTER, a restaurant general licensee, did permit entertainers to expose to view any portion of the cleft of the buttocks or genitals, contrary to Section 08-101-23(d) of the Rules of the Liquor Commission, County of Maui.

“Count 3: On June 8, 2016 at approximately 8:00 p.m., MAUI ARTS & CULTURAL CENTER dba MAUI ARTS & CULTURAL CENTER, a restaurant general licensee, did permit entertainers to perform acts which simulates sexual intercourse, contrary to Section 08-101-23(f)(1) of the Rules of the Liquor Commission, County of Maui.”

No one from the MACC chose to comment on the LC complaint. The agenda lists Counts 1 and 3, but no Count 2, which would seem to indicate that something was dropped in a plea deal (the MACC is pleading no contest to the charges). But one woman I spoke to who saw the show in June found the allegations against the MACC absurd.

“We saw bottoms, but that’s part of the deal, right?” said the woman who asked that we not use her name. “But I see more at the beach. I saw no genitals whatsoever, and we stayed until the very end. They were incredibly professional. It’s a show!” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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-Deborah Caulfield Rybak

CORAL REEF FISH SPECIES NAMED FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA A new species of coral reef fish has been named after President Barack Obama. The fish, whose scientific name

ful reef fishes popular in the marine aquarium fish trade. There are two other species in the genus Tosanoides, both from the tropical northwestern Pacific Ocean, including southern Japan. Males of the new species have a distinctive spot on the dorsal fin near the tail, which is blue around the edge and red with yellow stripes in the center.

The new fish is also unusual in that it is the only known species of coral reef fish endemic to the Monument, meaning the species is not found anywhere else on Earth. All other reef fish species found within Papah‘naumoku‘kea also occur either in the main Hawaiian Islands or Japan.

“Endemic species are unique contributions to global biodiversity,” said NOAA scientist Randall Kosaki, chief scientist of the research cruise and co-author of the study. “With the onslaught of climate change, we are at risk of losing some of these undiscovered species before we even know they exist.”

The new fish was first seen and collected on a dive to 300 feet at Kure Atoll, 1,200 miles northwest of Honolulu. Kure Atoll is the northernmost emergent land of the Hawaiian Islands, and is the highest latitude coral atoll in the world.

This is the second new species of fish named from Papahanaumokuakea this year.

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A wall-pulsating gasp shook a standingroom-only courtroom Wednesday, Dec. 28 as one of Maui’s longest and most lurid trials concluded with a unanimous guilty verdict returned against Steven Capobianco for the murder of Carly “Charli” Scott and the burning of her truck in February 2014. It was as if Scott’s family and friends had been holding their collective breaths for the past two years, as the case lumbered through the legal system, then exploded in relief and tears when they realized that their hopes had been realized.

Such a verdict had seemed unlikely earlier in the month, when the jury told Judge Joseph Cardoza on Dec. 13 that it had taken three votes and was unable to reach a decision because “we are too divided.” What happened in the jury room in the days that followed won’t be known until a final portion of the trial is concluded to determine the severity of Capobianco’s sentence.

As the gallery in the fourth floor courtroom waited for the verdict, the defendant sat impassively—as he has through most of the seven-month trial—some picking at his fingers the only sign of nervousness. At the guilty verdict, he lowered his head and his aunt quickly left the courtroom. His grandmother, his sole supportive presence through most of the trial, sat pale and redeyed–perhaps the only person in the courtroom not celebrating the jury’s conclusion.

The five-month pregnant Scott disappeared on Feb. 9, 2014. At the time, Capobianco told police that she had taken

him to retrieve his broken truck some three miles past Keanae and had followed him back to Haiku, the last place he saw her. None of that was true: Capobianco’s truck was never broken down, and Scott’s clothes, a few bone fragments and a maggot-covered blanket were found in Nuaailua Bay several days later.

Despite that “big lie,” as his defense lawyer described it (suggesting that the two had instead been driving to a drug deal), the lack of hard evidence against Capobianco made the prosecution’s case difficult and its path toward conclusion long. Jury screening began May 23. Since then, some 59 days of testimony was heard, 76 witnesses were called and 450 pieces of evidence presented.

The single piece of DNA evidence—a strand of hair matched to Capobianco found in the pocket of a pair of jeans stained with Scott’s blood—was never entered as evidence because the results weren’t provided to the defense in a timely manner.

After the brief hiccup in their 15-day deliberation, jurors were stoic during the verdict and strongly affirmed their decision when individually polled at the defense’s request.

They’re not done yet. Today, court resumes to present testimony in support of an “enhanced sentence,” due to the “heinous” nature of the crime. It’s expected to take anywhere from two hours to one day.

is Tosanoides obama, was discovered during a June 2016 National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) research expedition to Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument in the remote Northwestern Hawaiian Islands.

Scientists from the Bishop Museum, NOAA and the Association for Marine Exploration published a description of the fish Dec. 21 during the last weeks of Obama’s term of office; the study was published in the open-access scientific journal ZooKeys.

“We named this fish after President Obama to recognize his efforts to protect and preserve the natural environment, including the expansion of the Papahanaumokuakea,” said Richard Pyle, a Bishop Museum scientist and lead author of the study. “This expansion adds a layer of protection to one of the last great wilderness areas on Earth.”

On Aug. 26, Obama expanded the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument at the urging of Sen. Brian Schatz, D-Hawaii, Native Hawaiian leaders, conservationists and many marine scientists. At 582,578 square miles, it’s the largest permanent marine protected area on Earth.

On Sept. 1, Obama was given a picture of the fish that now bears his name dur-

President Barack Obama and his fish

ing his trip to Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge within the Monument.

The photograph was presented to Obama by famed undersea explorer Sylvia Earle, and the exchange will be featured in the National Geographic film Sea of Hope: America’s Underwater Treasures, scheduled to be released Jan. 15, 2017.

The small yellow and pink fish is a kind of basslet, a group that includes many color-

fish based on specimens collected at Pearl and Hermes Atoll earlier this year. Elsewhere, Obama also has a trapdoor spider, a speckled freshwater darter (fish) and an extinct lizard named after him.

-Suzanne Kayian ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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by Chuck Shepard

News Of The Weird HOLES AGAINST HUMANITY The rebellion against the absurdities of Black Friday this year by the organization Cards Against Humanity came in the form of raising money to dig a pointless hole in the ground.

During the last week of November, people “contributed” $100,573, with Cards digging initially for 5.5 seconds per donated dollar.

In 2015, according to an NPR report, Cards raised $71,145 by promising to do “absolutely nothing” with it, and the year before, $180,000 by selling bits of bull feces. Asked why Cards doesn’t just give the money to charity, a spokesperson asked why donors themselves don’t give it to charity. “It’s [their] money.”

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Though the presidential election of 2016 was certainly more volatile than usual, one reaction to the outcome was the apparent ease with which some in America’s next generation of college-trained leaders were sidelined by self-described emotional pain.

The Wall Street Journal reported that special attention was given by administrators at Tufts University, the University of Kansas and Ivy League Cornell, among other places, where their young adults could “grieve” over the election and seek emotional support, such as use of “therapy dogs” in Kansas and, at the University of Michigan, the availability of Play-Doh and coloring books for distraction.

IRONY The county executive in Cleveland, Ohio, complained in November of lack of funds (because the county’s credit is “maxed out”) for necessary renovations to its well-known

sports and concert venue, the Quicken Loans Arena. (2) In November, after a companion asked Victoria Vanatter, 19, what bloodsucking was like, she let him slice her arm with a razor to have a taste, but the two then argued, and Vanatter allegedly grabbed a knife and slashed him for real. Police in Springfield, Missouri, arrested her after both people were stitched up at a hospital.

RECURRING IRONY The most recent city to schedule a civic-minded conference with community leaders to discuss options for affordable, accessible housing in a meeting place that was highly unfriendly to the nonambulatory was Toronto, in November. The first proposed site required a seven-step walk-up, but following complaints, officials relocated it -- to a building whose only rest room was in the elevator-free basement.

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS The Space World theme park in Kitakyushu, Japan, opened a popular (with visitors) iceskating rink in November, but was forced to close it two weeks later for being hugely unpopular (with social media critics). The park had placed 5,000 fish and other sea animals in the ice deck of its “Freezing Port” rink so that skaters could look down as they glided along, gazing at marvels of nature (all dead in advance, of course, purchased from a fish market). Nonetheless, the park manager apologized for grossing out so many people and closed the exhibit (melting the ice and conducting an “appropriate religious service” for the fishes’ souls).

NOT HELPING The government-run Channel 2M in Morocco apologized for a segment of its daily TV program Sabahiyat that featured a makeup artist demonstrating techniques for obscuring blemishes on women subjected to domestic violence. The model being worked on had been made up with a swollen face and faked bruises. Said the host, “We hope these beauty tips will help [victims] carry on with your daily life.” Bonus: The program aired Nov. 23–two days before International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women.

CUNNING STRATEGIES Shogo Takeda, 24, said he desperately needed a job at the elevator maintenance company in Yokohama at which he was interviewing (with the president) on Nov. 10, but somehow could not resist taking the man’s wallet from a bag when the president briefly left the room.

Takeda had dropped off his resume beforehand and thus was quickly apprehended. And Mark Revill, 49, pleaded guilty in November to stalking the actor Keira Knightley. He said he had become frustrated that his flood of love letters was being ignored and so approached the front door of Knightley’s London home and “meowed” through the letterbox. ■

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or more than two years, Maui’s branch of the Free The Nipple organization has been strutting their topless selves at Rainbow Park and down Baldwin Avenue in Paia Town. This past August, they walked down towards the Cove at Baldwin Beach, and many onlookers might have been wondering, “Who are these topless hippies? And, why are they cruising through Paia with their boobs out?”

Although some might have taken offense to titties on display in public, many more

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(women and men) found themselves a bit envious and suddenly transformed into a cartoon character afflicted by an eye pop sub-trope. Awooooooooo-gah!

Free The Nipple is a global nonprofit organization that peacefully protests for “equality, empowerment and freedom for all human beings,” as they put it. Free The Nipple promotes international Go Topless Day every Aug. 20, which is when you’ll see the Maui Free The Nipple crew bare breasts in unison. The organization has become the foremost voice for raising

awareness of how the public sees gender equality and social justice. Look up the Twitter hashtag #freethenipple and you’ll see the viral impact they’ve had in individual state legislatures.

The organization got a big promotional boost in 2012 when they released the documentary film Free The Nipple.

The film follows a group of women (the founders of Free The Nipple) as they try to bring about change through various communities in the world through peaceful, topless protests and social service. The

Free The Nipple film has been a leading force in building awareness about their mission and values (it’s currently streaming on Amazon). I watched the documentary and loved it. In fact, I think all women young and old should watch it, even though the organization is still battling an NC-17 rating for the film.

When organizing for a cause, the most successful groups are those that raise attention quickly. Going bare-chested in public is most definitely a way to get people to take notice fast.

The act of exposing breasts to the public while walking in a unified group of both women and men is a powerful message. While gender equality is the leading message, it’s not the only one that the mainstream needs to accept. Political feminism is also a huge message that’s spread by this group.

After all, men don’t encounter issues for being topless in public. The women in the organization are fighting for the freedom to breastfeed in public without scrutinization, challenging the inherent sexualization of breasts and calling for the removal of bans on natural, female anatomical imagery in the U.S. As a woman in the United States, and with President-Elect Donald Trump taking office soon, I’m actually horrified.

The fact that the American public has voted in an ignorant, foul-mouthed, bullying, male chauvinist pig as our next Commander-in-Chief is frightening. After decades of protesting for the women’s right to vote and make decisions regarding our own bodies, there’s an overwhelming sense of fear that many, many women are feeling regarding gender equality in our future government.

What does this mean for all of the progress we’ve made with Women’s Suffrage, the 19th Amendment and our rights in regards to our bodies? I asked Topless Theresa how this affects her opinion regarding Free The Nipple’s mission. “With so much uncertainty hanging in the air for the upcoming years, we must face the fear of it and stand our ground,” she said. “If this election has taught me anything, it’s that we have run out of time to be complacent. I feel more empowered now than ever to be a human rights activist.”

Protesting for the right to expose one’s bare breasts is not a new fight.

We don’t often think of it now, but men fought this fight, too. Once upon a time, it was illegal in the U.S. for men to bare their chests and nipples. In the first decades of the 20th century, men in the U.S. had to cover their nipples in public, most notably at public swimming pools and Coney Island beaches. It wasn’t until the 1930s, when male protesters–and Hollywood celebrities like Clark Gable and Rudolph Valentino–began baring their chests, and that’s when

male undershirt sales began to drop.

In 1937, a New York judge overturned the male shirtless ban in that state, and eventually the bans were overturned on a national scale.

So, you can see why the Free The Nipple organization continues to challenge the mainstream and individual state legislatures for the freedom for both sexes to be able to flaunt their tatas in public.

If men can do it, why can’t women?

Breasts come in all shapes and sizes, but for women in the United States, there’s a sense of universal insecurity that’s attached to having breasts.

Big ones, small ones, old ones, young ones, droopy ones, fake ones, perfect ones–our boobs are part of our female identity, and we seem to hide their imperfections and natural state as if that’s the normal thing to do.

From a young age, we’re taught to cover them, wear a training bra so teenage nipples don’t show through a t-shirt, and otherwise keep them under lock and key. Through conditioning, we’re taught

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matriarchs in the family; their ultimate purpose of being the procreators of the human race. Venus figurines are some of the oldest relics in human history, dating from as far back as the Gravettian Period (26,000-21,000 years ago).

Topless and ample bodies Venus images symbolize femininity, strength and power. Just like the women in the Free the Nipple troops.

Maui residents know where to find local nude beaches: Makena’s Little Beach, the stretch of sand between Paia Bay and Baldwin Cove, and other little pockets of nakedness. But going topless at a beach is not the same thing as being nude. Breasts are not considered primary genitals (reproductive or external sex organs). For that reason, going topless at any beach in the State of Hawaii at large is perfectly legal.

If you see women topless sunbathing in their own private peace and glory at a non-nude beach or public place, it’s perfectly fine for them to do so. It’s best for you to just allow them to sit happily

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When I spoke to the lead organizer for the Maui Free The Nipple chapter (who I’ll call Topless Theresa to respect her privacy), I asked her many questions about their cause. She’s clearly passionate about gender equality rights and what it means to her. Listening to her stories, and being in her company, got me thinking about my own relationship to my breasts and how social conditioning has affected me. While it’s highly unlikely I’ll go topless in public on Maui, I also don’t care what other people do. Seeing women topless in public doesn’t concern me one bit.

These women are awesome and gutsy, and I respect their mission.

“I feel like we’re taking our boobs back,” said Topless Theresa. “Society wants to sell boobs. But guess what, I can wear mine for free.”

I feel like we’re taking our boobs back. Society wants to sell boobs. But guess what, I can wear mine for free.

that respectful ladies do not show their breasts in public. As for those women who do show their breasts in public, society is quick to judge them as exhibitionists, whores or even Europeans.

“I have never felt better about my breasts in my life until I started going topless,” said Topless Theresa. But there are social challenges to being topless in public. She told me the harshest public reaction she gets actually comes from other women. In fact, one female scrutinizer threatened to throw a rock at her head at Hana’s Wainapanapa State Park.

Female breasts aren’t just beautiful muscles that separate women from men, they’re also what gives life. Breast feeding babies is natural. It’s what all mammals do to feed their young, and as humans this is how we give life.

Historically, ample-bodied women with large breasts and large hips have always been seen as desirable, fruitful and life-giving. If you’ve ever studied art history, then you’d be familiar with the “Venus of Willendorf,” and other prehistoric Venus figurines. The figurines are typically engraved calcite or limestone reliefs that depict women with large breasts, wide hips and exaggerated abdomens. These historical pieces are believed to express the importance of

- Topless Theresa

in their topless rights. If you feel uncomfortable seeing a woman topless on the beach, move. If you don’t feel comfortable with your kids seeing a woman topless on the beach, that’s your own issue. Accosting or otherwise attempting to intimidate a woman who’s sunbathing topless is harassment, which is illegal. Before creating an uncomfortable and possibly illegal confrontation, you may also want to consider what kind of example you’re setting for your kids and social circles. You might even want to ask yourself, “Do I have nipple envy?”

When Maui’s Free The Nipple crew organizes in topless protest, they come prepared with a flyer printed with the words “Hawaiian Law” across it, noting the specific Hawaii Revised Statutes that support their mission. When they’re out, they hand this flyer to anyone who takes offense or is confused about what they’re doing.

There are two relevant state laws. The first, Hawaii Revised Statutes 707-734, states that “A person commits the offense of indecent exposure if the person intentionally exposes the person’s genitals to a person to whom the person is not married under circumstances in which the actor’s conduct is likely to cause affront.”

The second, Hawaii Revised Statutes 7121217, states that “ A person commits the offense of open lewdness if in a public

place the person does and lewd act which is likely to be observed by others who would be affronted or alarmed.”

Neither of these two laws mention exposing breasts in public. Sunbathing and being topless in public does not constitute lewdness, but throwing your genitals in someone’s face would definitely be considered “lewd.”

So if you want to sunbathe topless on Maui, go for it! Just don’t obscenely shake what your mama gave you in a stranger’s personal space.

Topless Theresa told me that one of her biggest challenges when being topless is the public’s lack of knowledge. She said this even extends to the Maui Police Department. She said she’s been verbally accosted by MPD officers who threatened to arrest her on charges of disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. But the problem isn’t just about police officers intimidating an American citizen lawfully exercising her rights–it’s also that too many people simply don’t know Hawaii’s laws. An arrest for disorderly conduct due to topless sunbathing or driving around on your moped topless wouldn’t stick in Hawaii’s court of law. It doesn’t fit the statutes and there are not constitutional issues involved.

Hawaii is one of just five states in the U.S where it’s legal to be topless in public.

“No shirts, no shoes, no problems,” Topless Theresa reminded me.

Of course, if you’re at a restaurant that requires shirts and shoes, this applies to both sexes. And, every business has a right to refuse service to anyone they don’t see fit in their establishment. If you’re cruising a taco truck near South Maui beaches and you see a man order a plate in just board shorts (no shirt, no slippahs), it’s okay for women to do that, too. But it probably won’t work out very well for you if you walk into Flatbread Co. on a Friday night with your boobies swingin’ out.

Truth is, there’s a fine line between peaceful activism and exhibitionism. If you feel passionate about creating awareness about women’s rights and gender equality, remember that you’re setting an example to the public. The best way to support Free The Nipple’s mission is by creating awareness for some very serious issues in our world: women’s rights and gender equality.

While Maui’s Free The Nipple chapter isn’t actively recruiting new members, they’ll certain welcome like-minded folks with open arms. And yes, the chapter does much more than topless protesting on the annual Go Topless Day. They also participate in statewide events like the Pride March in Honolulu and various Breast Cancer awareness projects. Maui Free The Nipple is even planning an upcoming Topless Car Wash in order to raise funds for future events.

For more information about Maui’s Free The Nipple chapter, you can reach Topless Theresa at GoToplessMaui@gmail.com, or at Facebook.com/FreeTheNipMaui. If you’d like to learn more about the overall mission and goals of Free The Nipple, visit FreeTheNipple.com. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The same conscious attention to detail appears on their organic coffee and espresso menu. Hawaiian Moons uses certified organic and fair-trade coffee in all of their coffee drinks, from decaf to drip. They make their own organic cold brew, which gets blended into lattes and mochas. The hot and cold lattes can be made with organic whole, 1 percent or organic, unsweetened coconut, almond or soy milk.

The flavored coffees use organic house-made syrups of caramel, vegan vanilla and chocolate, plus you can add organic whip. Coffee drinks are served from 12oz to 24oz.

The store also has a new dining area with tables and chairs in their climate controlled store. It’s a great spot to enjoy your food and drinks from the juice bar and deli, or have a seat while you wait for things to be made fresh.

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eople serious about their healthy food shop at Hawaiian Moons in Kihei. I’ve seen some of the most spectacular juice orders while recently waiting my turn at the juice bar. I heard statements like “I want my beet juice really thick and frothy,” “Are all the ingredients in the juice organic?” and “Where do you get your organic vegetables?” all taken in stride and answered politely by the people behind the counter.

Hawaiian Moons opened in 1994. Last year, they grabbed the empty next door unit and expanded, adding their Juice Bar and Deli ordering counter and more shelves and grocery space. It’s like a new store, with the same great focus on sustainability and locally produced goods. The name Hawaiian Moons is inspired by the ancient Hawaiian moon calendar–the practice of planting, fishing and living by cycles of the moon.

Hawaiian Moons uses compostable take-out

containers and supports organic farming and sustainable ingredients.

The New Year is a popular time to juice cleanse the sins of last year away. Hawaiian Moons has your back if you’re onto a cleanse right now. The fresh juices offered are mainly organic–carrot, apple, beet, red cabbage, cucumber, celery, kale, chard, lemon, garlic and ginger.

There are only a couple of juice ingredients that don’t come organic, like local tumeric and Molokai sweet potato, so if you want an entirely organic drink there are many options.

Juices come in 12oz, 16oz and 24oz sizes, and if you want to bring your own receptacle, you can. Organic OJ and organic carrot juice comes in a 9oz size as well.

They have plenty of recipe blends you can try, or you’re welcome to build your own.

I haven’t tried them all yet because I keep going back to the Refresher–mint, parsley, celery, cucumber and apple. Juices are made fresh and served all day from 8am to 9pm, and run from $3.99 to $12.99, depending on the size and what you order.

The juice bar also features Awaken Kombucha on tap, with fresh flavors daily.

The pitaya or acai bowls are as big as your head here; a full 24oz bowl is priced from

$10.99 to $13.99. These organic fresh fruit extravaganzas have lots of add ons too like aloe juice, Sun Warrior Protein, chia and gluten-free granola. The Basic has acai or dragonfruit, banana, coconut water, granola, local strawberry banana, pineapple, coconut and honey. The Tropical bowl builds on that by adding non-GMO papaya. The Super Green has Hawaiian spirulina, hemp seed and goji while the Energy has cacao nibs and powder, maca, bee pollen and hemp milk.

The smoothies are $8.99 for a 16oz size, with eight kinds to choose from. I thought it was smart to offer the simple keiki smoothie (12oz) of organic coco milk, apple juice, strawberry and banana for $5.99.

You order your fresh sandwiches, burgers and paninis at the same counter as the juices, but they’re made in the kitchen in back. Hawaiian Moons utilizes local Blue Door Bakery for their bread, and you can buy their loaves there as well. This organic, naturally leavened bread is delicious. Like Hawaiian Moons’ hot bar, the sandwich menu has meat and vegan

Vegan sandwich

items. Vegan burger options include the local Life Foods burger or the Maui Taro patty with Daiya vegan cheese and a sprouted vegan bun or gluten-free bun. For the meat-eaters, they use local proteins when they can like Maui Cattle Company beef, free-range poultry, natural-cured bacon and ham, and dolphin-safe line-caught tuna. Most of the veggies on the sandwiches are organic or local and the spread is vegenaise or house-made dressings. The cold sandwiches are all offered as wraps, and they have non-GMO vegan wraps, too.

I’m working my way through their sandwich list, but family favorites are the vegan portobello panini and BLT. The Blue Door Bakery vegan focaccia is outstanding, so I recently ordered the Moons Burger with Maui Cattle beef, organic lettuce, maui onion, local tomato, Dijon Veganaise and organic ketchup on focaccia instead of the sprouted bun. It was spectacular.

They offer bacon, avo, cheddar, Swiss and Jack cheese, sauteed mushrooms or grilled Maui onions for burger and sandwich extras.

vegetarian tamales, cilantro lime chicken, goat cheese mashed potato and vegan fajitas are just some of the hot items they post. That doesn’t include the usual raw greens and prepared cold salads that are always in the salad bar, as well as the organic brown rice.

The store has also expanded shelf, fridge and produce space. They have more of all the good stuff you like, and some new brands to try as well. Hawaiian Moons also stocks the best sunscreens–great for sunny Kihei.

They keep the full menus of the new juice, smoothie deli, sandwich and coffee bar on their website at Hawaiianmoons. com. Hawaiian Moons can also do catering quantities of their hot bar dishes.

Just give them a pre-order 48 hours in advance. You can also call in your deli and juice bar orders for pick-up. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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f you’ve been to Las Vegas lately and took in a few shows, chances are you’ve come across Rita Rudner.

Her comedy show is the longest running solo show in Vegas. Seriously: she’s sold over a million and a half tickets.

If you haven’t been to Vegas, then you’re in luck because Rudner is on the road with her show. In fact, she’s coming to Maui this Saturday, Jan. 7.

Rudner’s comedic genius comes in her witty one-liners, a style she developed for herself in the 1970s. At her Vegas show, she describes the state of Nevada as a place like nowhere else: “Gambling is legal, Prostitution is legal. I guess the jails are filled with people who litter.”

She left Florida when she was 15 to dance in Broadway shows in New York like Follies and Mack and Mabel. She noticed that there were few female comedians, and thought that might be her path to success.

Rudner says she approached the process by studying Woody Allen and Jack Benny, a learning technique she says she acquired as a dancer. She says she even made diagrams to analyze their comedic style, breaking down their jokes.

Rudner says after about two years of study, she got her material together to start her own show. She booked clubs in New York, and garnered appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, David Letterman’s show and did a few HBO Stand

Up specials. That launched her comedy career into the 1980s, where she became one of the premiere female comedy acts.

Since then she has done two one hour HBO comedy specials–Born to Be Mild and Married Without Children. She also produced her own BBC shows with her husband Martin Bergman, her frequent collaborator in screenplays and television shows.

Rudner has written five books, including fiction and comedy, and most recently created a PBS special of her Vegas show.

In 2000, she got a call from the MGM Grand that started her Vegas appearance.

Six years later, she moved to a bigger theater at Harrah’s. Starting in 2011, she did a three-year stint at the Venetian, then moved back to Harrah’s.

Her mild demeanor, fancy gowns and epigram loving dry humor has amassed fans worldwide to her show. About the only thing not funny about her is that we’re lucky enough to see her live.

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FRIDAY, JAN. 6

KEIKI YOGA CLASSES – There are now PlayCare and Keiki Classes available at Wisdom Flow Yoga. It’s now possible for you to enjoy a yoga or dance class while your child is next door in keiki hula, painting, ballet, hip hop dance or martial arts classes. Drop-in PlayCare is available Monday-Friday, 11:30-2:30pm, and there’s also after school and weekend classes. TBA prices and packages available. Various times between 11:30am-5:30pm. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave.); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com.

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FRIDAY, JAN. 6

WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Time for another Wailuku First Friday Town Party. Head to Central Maui to support local businesses and engage in our beautiful Maui community. There will be tons of opportunities to dine at local restaurants and Maui food trucks and en-joy street festivities, art, keiki activities, live music, beerr st garden, shopping and more. Free. 6pm. Wailuku 1st 0; Friday, (Market Street, Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com.

SATURDAY, JAN. 7

MAUI TASTEMAKERS – The Maui Tastemaker Series will take place at Japengo. Attendees can look forward to delighting in refreshing flavors and culinary concoctions made by award-winning chefs as well as local craft beers from Kohola Brewery. This is definitely an event for the Maui foodies. $80. 5:30pm. Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com.

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DENTAL ASSISTING TRAINING – Starting now, there will be a seven-week Dental Assisting Training Program from Edventure at UH Maui College. Expect lectures, exams, hands-on teaching experiences and lots of one-on-one sessions with dental professionals.

Upon completion, a certificate will be awarded to each student. $495. 9am. Edventure at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave, Kahului); 808-984-3231; Edventuremaui.com. Photo: Flickr/icethim

SATURDAY, JAN. 7 RITA RUDNER – Comedian Rita Rudner will perform at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). Famously known for filling the house in Las Vegas shows, you’ll definitely enjoy being entertained by her epigrammatic one-liners.

She’s been named Las Vegas’ Comedian of the Year nine years in a row. Make sure to book your tickets as soon as possible, we have a feeling this show might just sell out. $40-65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

NEW YEAR, NEW YOU, NEW YOGA – The New Year, New You yoga ga class will take place at the Andaz Maui Resort. Yoga can definitely help jumpstart positive change nd Salon, and in your life. The class will be taught oceanside at the Awili Spa and cold-pressed juice will be available for after-class nourishment. You must reserve 5. 7:30am. your spot because space is limited. Complimentary valet parking. $25.

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SUNDAY, JAN. 8 FREE REIKI TUNE-UP – There’s a free Reiki Tune-up at Gym Maui in Kihei. Stay sharp and healthy and start 2017 right with an energetic Reiki healing. Reiki can help to balance your energy centers (often called chakras) so you can operate your mind and body at peak performance. Reiki is a great balance for those living an active lifestyle, and for those that want to gift their bodies some love for a prosperous New Year. Free. 9am.

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MAUI-MADE SUNDAYS – This will ill b be th the fi firstt off many monthly thl Maui Made Sundays at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. The event will feature a variety of Maui-made product booths along with a variety of entertainment, keiki activities, shopping and more. To be a vendor, you must be a business based on Maui, have items that are made on Maui and hold a current GET license.

Free. 9am-5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com. Photo courtesy Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center

MONDAY, JAN. 9 BROADWAY ROCKS – Broadway Rocks Acting Workshops at the Maui OFFStage Studio run from this Monday, Jan. 9 to Monday, March 13.

This is a great acting workshop for kids 8-17. Students will experience support and encouragement to improve their singing, dance, movement and acting skills. Students grades 5-10 will also be able to learn warm-up routines and relaxation practices that will help them with auditions and performances. $250. 4:30pm. Maui OFFStage Studio, (830 Kolu St., Wailuku); 808244-8680; Mauionstage.com. Photo courtesy Facebook/Maui OnStage

COFFEE BERRY BORER 101 – There will be a Coffee Berry Borer 101 Workshop at the Kula Community Center. In November, the Coffee Berry Borer was found in Maui coffee farms. If left unmanaged, CBB can cause more than 80 percent cherry infestation and could eventually lead to immense damage to Hawaii’s coffee industry if not controlled as soon as possible. Registration required. Free.

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MONDAY, JAN. 9 MUSICAL THEATRE – Musical Theatre with Maui OnStage will take place on every Monday from Jan. 9 to Mar. 13. Students will learn how to combine singing techniques with movement, explore character development and perform improv. Students grade 3-8 are highly encouraged to attend. They will gain confidence, musicianship and movement skills in this program. They will also rehearse two musical numbers for a March showcase. $180. 3:30pm. Maui OFFStage Studio, (830 Kolu St., Wailuku); 808-244-8680; Mauionstage.com.

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21-DAY FIRE STARTER CHALLENGE – The 21-Day Fire Starter Challenge at Keoni’s HotLava DanceFit will commence this Monday, Jan. 9, and run until Monday, Jan. 30. This three-week program includes unlimited classes, before and after measurements, a 21-day workout plan, meal plans, online support group and more. $195. 7am. Keonis Hot Lava Dance Fit, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., 276 9490; Vitalitywellnessmaui.com.

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WEDNESDAY, JAN. 11 ACTORS’ TOOLBOX – The Actor’s Toolbox classes from Maui OnStage run from Wednesday, Jan. 11 to Wednesday, Mar. 15. They’re geared toward teen actors in grades 5-10. Students will explore character development, script analysis, monologue and mental skills that will help them build a character. If your teen is serious about acting, definitely register them for these classes. $250. 4pm. Maui OFFStage Studio, (830 Kolu St., Wailuku); 808-244-8680; Mauionstage.com.

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FRANK VIGNOLA WITH VINNY RANIOLO – Frank k Vignola ey’re will perform with Danny Raniolo at the MACC. They’re world-renowned jazz guitarists, and we’re super luckyy to st have both these guys on stage. They are one of the most popular guitar duos in the international music scene,, and will definitely bring some laughs and oohs and ahhss 8. out of the crowd. This will be a beautiful show. $38-48. m7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Camorg. eron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

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'Hidden Figures' An unremarkable movie about three remarkable women at NASA ★★★★★ Rated PG / 127 Min.

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he space race hit its legendary stride in 1962, when John Glenn became the first American astronaut to orbit the Earth. After being one-upped by Russian cosmonauts, NASA finally got it’s chance to start exploring the cosmos and advance the American space program. What very few people knew was the involvement of three remarkable AfricanAmerican women during that historic mission.

Hidden Figures is a flawed but involving, long-overdue portrayal of what these women endured and accomplished during their amazing careers at NASA. We meet the endearing, nerdy Katherine Johnson (played by Taraji P. Henson) and her best friends Mary Jackson (Janelle Monae) and Dorothy Vaughn (Octavia Spencer) as they drive to their first day on the job. We’re immediately struck by the obstacles facing these three black women, employed in a 1960s workplace and living in a society tainted by racism, segregation and sexism.

Director Theodore Melfi’s previous film St. Vincent overcame the potentially corny

qualities of its screenplay and shaped a character-driven comedy with right touch of grit and heart. With his latest film, Melfi goes a little too soft. If the intention was to make a movie that reaches the widest possible audience and present a family-friendly version of the events, then mission accomplished. But I kept thinking that Melfi is often presenting an overly gentle depiction of a much tougher, more in-depth story Hidden Figures plays like a cross between The Help and The Right Stuff. Unfortunately, it’s as corny as the former and nowhere near as majestic as the latter. Presenting this history lesson with sass and a sense of empowerment is a welcome touch.Yet, at times, this plays as broadly as a Tyler Perry film.

The songs by Pharrell Williams are obtrusive and distractingly modern. The scene where Johnson must make the first of many sad runs to a “Coloreds Only” bathroom in another NASA building should hit hard.

Instead, the sequence is set to a bouncy Williams tune and makes the dignity-testing moment feel inappropriately comical. There are more scenes of Henson running in this movie than there are of Arnold Schwar-

These women deserved better, in more ways than one

zenegger running in all of The Running Man. Instead of making us understand the racist work practices Johnson endured, these scenes are redundant.

Henson is playing the most complex, fascinating character in the film and Monae has a great scene, late in the film, set in a courtroom. Spencer’s role is underdeveloped but, as always, she evokes a piercing, quiet inner strength. As the gruff but openminded supervisor who inspires Johnson, Kevin Costner is in fine form but Jim Parsons and Kirsten Dunst fail to bring any dimension to their one-note bigot roles.

All the moments with John Glenn (embodied by a scene-stealing Glen Powell) are great. So are the quiet, powerful and too-brief scenes depicting racial violence and social injustice. Hidden Figures is too fixated on being a crowd-pleaser and comes across more as a Hol-

lywood movie than the in-depth, complex look at overcoming racism that it should have been.

I attended Space Camp in the 1980s, once aspired to become an astronaut and never knew this story until recently. Had this been made as a documentary, it likely would have fleshed out the story and characters more. Yet, while there are exceptions, documentaries aren’t as widely distributed as they should be and often get lost. This film, with its moving end credits sequence, insures that this story won’t get lost.

But Hidden Figures is just too formulaic to hit as hard as it should. Still, there are enough moments here that sting and inspire. If it encourages young people with brains, ambition and an interest in the cosmos to pursue a career in sciencerelated fields, then Melfi’s film will transcend its limitations. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Moana- PG- 2D THU 11:00 12:00 1:45 2:45 4:25

5:25 7:00 8:00 9:45 10:30. 2D FRI-SAT 11:00 12:00 1:45 2:45 4:25 5:25 7:00 8:00 9:45, 2D SUN-THU 11:00 12:00 1:45 2:45 4:25 7:00 8:00.

Assassin’s Creed- PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:20 5:00 7:45 10:25. 2D FRI-SAT 10:30, 2D SUN-THU 5:25.

Lion- PG13- 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45, 2D SUN-THU 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00.

Sing-PG- 2D THU 11:15 4:35 7:15 9:50, 3D THU 2:00. 2D FRI-SAT 11:15 2:00 4:35 7:15 9:50, 2D SUN-THU 11:15 2:00 4:35 7:15.

Hidden Figures-PG- 2D THU 7:00 9:45, 2D FRISAT 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, 2D SUN-THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15.

Passengers-PG13- 2D THU 10:45 11:45 1:30 4:15 5:15 10:30, 3D FRI-THU 2:30 8:00. 2D FRISAT 11:15 2:00 4:45 7:30 10:10, 2D SUN-THU 11:15 2:00 4:45 7:30.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Met Opera: Nabucco-NR- 2D SAT 12:55, WED 6:30.

Carousel 60th Anniversary- NR- 2D SUN 2:00.

The Bowden Dynasty Live -NR- 2D SUN 6:00.

Hidden Figurines- PG- 2D FRI (11:30 2:10 4:40)

7:40 9:50, SAT (11:30 2:10) 4:40 7:40 9:50, SUN (11:30 2:10) 4:40 7:40 9:50, MON (11:30 2:10 4:40) 7:40 9:50, TUE (11:30 2:10 4:40) 7:40 9:50.

Underworld: Blood Wars- R- 2D FRI (11:30 2:20 5:10) 7:40 10:10, SAT (11:30 2:20) 5:10 7:40 10:10, SUN (11:30 2:20) 5:10 7:40 10:10, MON (11:30 2:20 5:10) 7:40 10:10, TUE (11:30 2:20 5:10) 7:40 10:10.

Monster Calls- PG13- 2D FRI (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:30 10:40, SAT (11:30 2:10) 4:50 7:30 10:40, SUN (11:30 2:10) 4:50 7:30 10:40, MON (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:30 10:40, TUE (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:30 10:40.

Why Him?- R- 2D THU 10:50 1:50 4:40 7:40 10:30. 2D FRI (11:30 2:30 4:30) 7:50 10:00,

SAT (11:30 2:30) 4:30 7:50 10:00, SUN (2:30) 4:30 7:50 10:00, MON (11:30 2:30 4:30) 7:50 10:00, TUE (11:30 2:30 4:30) 7:50 10:00.

Assassin’s Creed-PG13- 2D THU 10:40 7:40, 3D THU 1:30 4:30 10:30. 2D FRI (4:40) 7:20, SAT-SUN 4:40 7:20, MON (4:40) 7:20, TUE (4:40) 7:20. 3D FRI-TUE (11:30 2:00) 9:50.

Sing-PG- 2D THU 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50, 3D THU 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:20. 2D FRI (2:20 4:50) 7:20, SAT-SUN (2:20) 4:50 7:20, MON (2:20 4:50) 7:20, TUE (2:20 4:50) 7:20. 3D FRI-SAT (11:40) 10:00, SUN 10:00, MON-TUE (11:40) 10:00.

Collateral Beauty-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 1:30 4:00 6:30 9:00. 2D FRI (11:40 2:00 4:20) 6:40 9:00, SAT (11:40 2:00) 4:20 6:40 9:00, SUN (2:00) 4:20 9:55, MON (11:40 2:00 4:20) 6:40 9:00, TUE (11:40 2:00 4:20) 6:40 9:00.

Fences-PG13- 2D THU 10:40 1:30 4:30 7:20 10:20. 2D FRI (12:50 3:50) 6:50 9:40, SAT 4:40 6:50 9:40, SUN 6:50 10:10, MON (12:50 3:50) 6:50 9:40, TUE (12:50 3:50) 6:50 9:40.

Rogue One- PG13- 2D THU 12:20 3:40 6:00 7:00 10:20, 3D THU 11:20 11:50 12:50 2:40 4:10 6:30 7:30 9:20 10:50. 2D FRI (12:40 3:50) 7:00 7:30 10:10, SAT (12:40) 3:50 7:00 7:30 10:10, SUN (12:40) 3:50 7:00 7:30 10:10, MON (12:40 3:50) 7:00 7:30 10:10, TUE (12:40 3:50) 7:00 7:30 10:10. 3D FRI (12:10 1:10 3:20 4:20) 6:30 9:40 10:40, SAT-SUN (12:10 1:10 3:20) 4:20 6:30 9:40 10:40, MONTUE (12:10 1:10 3:20 4:20) 6:30 9:40 10:40.

La La Land- PG13- 2D THU 10:40 1:40 4:40 7:20 10:40.

2D FRI (11:40 1:50 5:00) 7:10 10:20, SAT (11:40 1:50) 5:00 7:10 10:20, SUN (11:40 1:50) 5:00 7:10 10:20, MON (11:40 1:50 5:00) 7:10 10:20, TUE (11:40 1:50 5:00) 7:10 10:20.

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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Underworld: Blood Wars- R- 2D FRI (1:00 4:00)

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THE BOWDEN DYNASTY LIVE - PG - Documentary - The story of football coach Bobby Bowden. 150 min.

ASSASSIN’S CREED - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - In this video game adaption, some guy discovers that he’s descended from a master assassin in 15th century Spain. 108 min.

CAROUSEL - NR - Musical - See a special screening of this 1956 musical about a dead guy who gets permission to return to earth for one day to make right with his wife. 128 min.

HIDDEN FIGURES - PG - Drama - The story of three female African-American mathematicians who played a crucial role in early NASA space missions. Based on a true story. See this week’s film review. 127 min.

LION - PG13 - Drama - A man in Australia returns to his native India to find his lost family. 118 min.

MET OPERA: NABUCCO - NR - Opera - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Giuseppe Verdi’s classic tale of Babylonian King Nebuchadnezzar, performed by Placido Domingo. 164 min.

A MONSTER CALLS - PG13 - Drama/Fantasy A boy seeks help from a tree monster to help his dying mother. Stars Lewis MacDougall, Sigourney Weaver and Felicity Jones. 108 min.

UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS - R - Action/ Horror - Vampire Selene (Kate Beckinsale) returns to fight the Lycan clan and other vampires because I don’t know–I just write film caps. 91 min.

COLLATERAL BEAUTY - PG13 - Drama - A man (Will Smith) discovers that truth and beauty can come from tragedy. Also stars Kate Winslet and Edward Norton. 97 min.

FENCES - PG13 - Drama - Denzel Washington and Viola Davis star in this story about an African-American family trying to survive in 1950s America. 138 min.

LA LA LAND - PG13 - Drama/Musical - A pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. Then crazy stuff happens. Stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. 128 min.

MOANA - PG - Animation - In this new Disney film a young navigator (voiced by Auli‘i Cravalho) sails to a fabled island, with the demigod Maui (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) accompanying her. 113 min.

PASSENGERS - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - A creepy jerk (Chris Pratt) accidentally wakes up too early on a century-long trip to another world, then gets lonely and decides to revive some hot chick (Jennifer Lawrence), dooming her to the same miserable existence that plagues him. 116 min.

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Action - The evil galactic empire has built a Death Star (paid for, undoubtedly, after privatizing Medicare and Social Security), and a plucky group of rebels want to steal its blueprints.

Hmm… I wonder if they’ll succeed… 133 min.

SING - PG - Animation/Comedy - A koala wants to restore his theater to glory by holding a singing competition. Voices by Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon and Seth MacFarlane. 108 min.

WHY HIM? - R - Comedy - A family gets together for the holidays, but old pop doesn’t much care for his daughter’s boyfriend. Stars Zooey Deutch and Bryan Cranston. 111 min.

LAST CHANCE DOCTOR STRANGE - PG13 - Action/Adventure - In this latest Marvel movie, a neuroscientist (Benedict Cumberbatch) finds himself pulled into a world of mystic arts. 115 min.

MANCHESTER BY THE SEA - R - Drama When a teen’s father dies, his uncle comes to take care of him. 137 min.

OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY - R - Comedy - A branch manager throws an outrageous Christmas party after his CEO sister threatens to close down his office. Stars Jason Bateman and Olivia Munn. 105 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MICK FLEETWOOD BLUES BAND - Fri. Jan 6 - Sat. Jan 7. Presented by Ocean Vodka, jam with Mick Fleetwood Blues Band featuring Rick Vito and Gretchen Rhodes. 7:30pm. Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com THE EAZY UKE N ROLL WAI SIDE - Fri. Jan 6. Check out the debut of new Maui band Kula Rain, performing covers from Prince to Pink Floyd.

Then, The Eazy will be play blazing island ukulele originals. 9pm. Steel Horse Saloon, (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-245-2206.

HOUSE OF BLISS - Fri. Jan 6. DJ Louie Mole has landed on Maui and is ready to share his music for you to get your dance on. 21+. $10. 9:45pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com VIBE - Fri. Jan 6. Featuring sounds by DJ’s Jay P, E-Stylez, JamnJ, LX and Joe Cortez. 21+. $10.

10:00pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Jan 11. Enjoy Grammy-winner George Kahumoku Jr., performing in concert with Master of Hawaii’s Music at the resorts Aloha Pavilion. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton, and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Jan 5. TueSat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Jan 5. Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue. Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Thu. Jan 5. Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of island culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Jan 5. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The Menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99.

5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com

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‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thu. Jan 5. Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 6-7900; Mauitheatre.com Mauitheatre com Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900;

able array of music. $70 for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show only. Call for reservations.

6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com

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MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); Sun. Jan 8. Sundays and Wednesdays. Amer808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com ica’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel is on Maui.

HAPA DINNER SHOW - Sat. Jan 7. Enjoy a fun Grabel is a magician, illusionist and headlining filled evening of awesome Hawaiian music and entertainer. Direct from Las Vegas, he brings dine from a select menu of exceptional entrees, to Maui a skillful show that’s fun for all ages. pupus and cocktails. $35 in advance, $40 day of.

Tickets start at $49 for adults and $24.50 for 6pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., children under 12. Special VIP meet-and-greet Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com packages, Kama‘aina and group rates are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., LahaiCANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. na); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com Jan 8. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, Sunday BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet - Tue. Jan 10. This high-energy comedy and culinary delights. Relax and enjoy a live musical magic show is great for everyone. Stars Brenton jazz performance with new brunch selections Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks. Free. 6:30pm. Muleach week in addition to the regular menu includligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); ing favorites Shrimp and Grits, Chicken and Waf808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com fles and Steak and Eggs. Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 10am. Cane and Canoe at Montage KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Jan Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; 5. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s CotCaneandcanoe.com tage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties, also offering free historical and celHAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Jan lar tours. 10am. MauiWine, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., 8. Willie K and friends will entertain while you Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com enjoy Sunday Brunch. $50. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., KINGS VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com Thu. Jan 5. Maui’s only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Jan 8. Sundays and Monis a great opportunity for wine lovers, and for days. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing those that want to learn more about grape with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hanproduction on Maui. This tour includes visitsen. His thoughtful selections paired with light ing the Old Jail, tasting small-production single bites. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm. MauiWine, UlupalKO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Jan 8. akua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., UlupalEnjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take akua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scalKAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Jan 5. lops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all Tuesday-Saturday. Sit back, relax and take in the wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the chef. $50. 5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The DEBRA LYNN DINNER SHOW - Mon. Jan 9.

Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); Enjoy an intimate evening of song with a three808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree course dinner in beautiful Wailea. Debra Lynn accompanied by Sal Godinez on piano will make this LEGENDARY WILLIE K AND THE WAREnight memorable. $65. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the HOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Jan 5. Enjoy a Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; prime rib and seafood buffet followed by a remarkMulligansontheblue.com

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ART SCENE NEOLA CAVENY - Thu. Jan 5. Stop by the gallery a view Neola Caveny’s beautiful gourd carvings. In old Hawaii, gourds were used for cooking, musical instruments and headdresses and were often highly decorated using the same time consuming techniques as are still used to this day.

8am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com GEORGE, J.B. AND JOE - Thu. Jan 5 - Sun. Jan 8.

Artists George Allan, J.B. Rea and Joseph Fletcher works will be display in the gallery. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com STACY VOSBERG - Fri. Jan 6. Come meet oil painter Stacy Vosberg and see a collection of her colorful paintings, drawings and murals. Watch her paint every Friday in January.

11:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com CHRISTINA DEHOFF - Fri. Jan 6. A clear and recognizable theme of soulfulness runs through Christina Dehoff’s figurative visionary paintings and her landscape paintings.

4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Jan 6. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com JEANNE YOUNG - Wed. Jan 11. Come by the gallery to me Jeanne Young and watch her technique every Wednesday in January. 4pm. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com

FARMERS MARKETS MAUI NUI FARMER’S MARKET - Thu. Jan 5. Fresh farm produce grown with Aloha. Free.

8am. Maui Nui Farm, (151 Pulehunui Rd., Kula); 808-280-6166; Mauinuifarm.com HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Jan 5.

Tuesdays and Thursdays. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables open to the public.

11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

QKC FARMERS MARKET - Fri. Jan 6. 8am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com LA‘A KEA FARM - Fri. Jan 6. Maui grown, GMOfree fruits and vegetables. 11am. La‘a Kea Farm, (639 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8398; Laakea.org UPCOUNTRY FARMERS MARKET - Sat. Jan 7. Celebrate fresh grown food and community with great vendor plus artist, crafters and healers. 7am. Upcountry Farmers Market, (Kulamalu Town Center, Pukalani); 808-866-7761; Upcountryfarmersmarket.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI Sat. Jan 7. Feed My Sheep Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. They are excited to share a new collaboration with Kumu Farms at Maui Tropical Plantation. Kumu Farms offers beautiful, certified organic, local produce at great prices for the Maui community. Now they are donating a portion of that produce to Feed My Sheep to help those in need. Free. 9:30am. Christ the King Church, (20 W. Wakea Ave, Kahului); 808-877-6098; Ctkchurchmaui.org

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Service Industry Night w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

CASANOVA

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

UPCOUNTRY FARMERS MARKET - Tue. Jan 10. Celebrate fresh grown food and community with great vendor plus artist, crafters and healers. 4pm. Upcountry Farmers Market, (Kulamalu Town Center, Pukalani); 808-866-7761; Upcountryfarmersmarket.com

TICKETS ON SALE ‘PEACEFUL MEANS’ CONCERT - Thu. Jan 12.

Here’s an honor to the “Peaceful Means” of Martin Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi with music, pule, blessings and hula. Join Lei‘ohu Ryder and Maydeen ‘Iao for an evening of live original Hawaiian music. There will be healthy pupus and beverages available by Garden Sushi before, during and following the concert. Advance tickets are $25 available online. $35. 7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Alohainaction.com ‘HER BODY OF STORIES’ - Fri. Jan 13. Lyz Soto will share the stage with fellow performers Jocelyn Ng, Serena Simmons and Grace Taylor in Her Bodies of Stories, a new spoken art work exploring themes of diaspora, settler colonialism, hopeful decolonization and growing up in Hawaii. This performance piece combines slam poetry choreography with theater producing scenes that move from fierce to playful to thought-provoking. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org YOUNG THE GIANT - Sat. Jan 14. This Los Angeles-based American rock band, formerly known as The Jakes, is made up of Sameer Gadhia, Jacob Tilley, Eric Cannata, Payam Doostzadeh and Francois Comtois. They’ve won over fans, radio, and the press with their incendiary live shows, strong musicianship and poignant lyrics. $35 - $45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org RAKUHAKU WORKSHOP - Sun. Jan 15.

Artist Akihiko Izukura will begin with a demonstration of spinning, dyeing and weaving on a hand loom. Participants will learn the processes of pulling, dyeing and forming silk to create a unique take-away piece. To reserve a space, email neida@mauiarts.org. $60. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

MON-Movies & Games 7pm; music 10pm, TUE-Tequila Tuesdays w/music 10pm, WED-Wine Down Wed w/music10pm WED- Famous Ladies Night with DJ Kurt, 10pm $10

We Want The Funk w/ DJ Blast, 10pm $5/$10

NFL Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar 7am,

MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Tom Conway, 6:30pm, WED-Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON-TBA, TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9pm; no cover

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NFL & Gina Martinelli Band, 7pm

MON- NFL, TUE & WED- Pool League

Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ Jamo 10pm

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MON- MA’s Mix, 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa, 10pm

Tori Dixon & Late Night w/ DJ Illz

Jon Kanekua 11-1pm, Late Night w/ DJ Casey

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Gretchen Rhodes & Houseshakers, 6:309:30pm

Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Mick Fleetwoods Blues Band 7:30pm, Late Night w/ DJ Gary, 9pm-12am,

Mick Fleetwoods Blues Band 7:30pm

Paul Johnson 2-5pm, Ryan Robinson 6:309:30pm

MON- Black & Gold 6:30pm, TUE- Paul Johnson 2-5pm, Paul Johnson 7:30pm, WEDKaniela Q 2-5pm, Paul Johnson 6:30pm

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Island Reggae, 9pm

NFL 8am-6pm, Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke 8pm, TUE-Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

Sundaze Sessions 10pm

VIBE w/ DJ’s Jay P, E-Styles, JamnJ & Joe Cortez, 10pm $10

Mark Johnstone & Friends 6:30-8:30pm, no cover

COOL CAT CAFE DIAMONDS ICE BAR

Saturday Night Diva 10pm

House of Bliss w/ DJ Louie Mole 9:45pm, $10

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

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Frisky Friday w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

JUDY’S GANG - Sun. Jan 15. Have you ever put your thoughts into one word? That’s what the song titles do in the latest Judy Ridolfino production One Word, featuring all the dancers in Judy’s Gang. Come see these sparkly costumed tap and jazz dancers from ages 3 to infinity! Tune in with getaway, confident, fun, strut, senorita and more.

Free for kids 4 years and under. $13. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org S - Mon. NEW SHANGHAI CIRCUS hina’s Jan 16 - Tue. Jan 17. China’s ers, most daring acrobats, jugglers, rbalance artists and contortionists return to Maui for two days for the year’s grandest family spectacular. These highly skilled, rigorously trained and multitalented acrobats will enthrall you as they bend and twist with graceful movements to form living sculptures. Kids of all ages,, itifrom preschool to senior citizen, will enjoy these intrepid peraui Arts formers. $12-35. 4pm. Maui meron Way, and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

worldwide in the spirit of resilience, understanding, hope and reconciliation. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org BHAKTI AND BHAJANS KIRTAN - Fri. Jan 20. Join Gina Sala and Daniel Paul in a follow up “Power of Sound” workshop (satsang), followed by a rare intimate concert (kirtan). There will be delicious vegetarian Indian dinner, desserts and g available for purchase. $25-35. beverages 4pm. Temp Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku R Rd.); 808-575-5220.

UB4 UB40 REUNITED HANA HO HOU! - Fri. Jan 20. The ic iconic reggae band UB40 R Reunited featuring original members Ali Campbell, Astro and Mickey Virtue is returning to Maui.

The group that defined rreggae music for a gene eration, produced multiple To Top 10 gold- and platinumsell selling albums and multiple Gram Grammy nominations is back. $49-179 $49-179. 5:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Ce Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808 24 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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THE POLISH AMBASSADOR, AYLA NERO AND WILDLIGHT - Thu. Jan 19. Teaming up for the first time on Maui, for A Woven Dance Journey, akin to an Ecstatic Dance. Ayla will begin the evening with a sound healing, then Wildlight will jumpstart the night into a syncopated bounce and The Polish Ambassador will take that bounce and turn it into an all-out dance party. This is a drugfree and alcohol-free gathering. Kids 10 and under are free. $32. 7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org BLACK ARM BAND PRESENTS DIRTSONG - Thu. Jan 19. Black Arm Band is an Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander (ATSI) organization and one of Australia’s leading performing arts companies, widely acclaimed in Australia and internationally for its distinctive music theatre performances, celebration of indigenous music, culture and language and uniquely powerful visual imagery. The company shares the stories and heart of Indigenous culture with audiences

JAMIE ADKINS: CIRCUS INCOGNITUS - Sat. Jan 21. In Circus Incognitus, virtuoso clown Jamie Adkins is the vulnerable everyman who’s just written a terrific show. He wanders onto stage with the new show in a box, delighted to find the audience ready waiting. Knowing he has just the thing, Jamie struggles to build the scene around him using everyday objects. Things go awry as his props prove most unhelpful. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, JANUARY 5 HULA LESSONS - Thu. Jan 5. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com IMPROVE YOUR PUBLIC SPEAKING SKILLS - Thu. Jan 5. Come to a Toastmasters evening. On

going (except holidays) every Thursday at the Kapalua Adventure Center conference room. Free for visitors. Membership available. Free. 6pm. Kapalua Adventure Center, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-866-4986; Toastmasters.org ZERO-EMISSION COMMERCIAL VESSEL TOURS - Thu. Jan 5. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Shadowfax is an 44’ islander sailing yacht and will be operating exclusively under clean, quiet wind or electric power. Silently and gracefully cruising the waters of Ma‘alaea Bay, taking small groups of tourists and local residents to experience Maui’s near shore coastal paradise and humpback whales in the least invasive way possible. 6am. Maui Ocean Charters, (Ma‘alaea Harbor, slip 70); 808-870-1739; Sailmauinui.com VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT PACIFIC PRIMATE SANCTUARY - Thu. Jan 5. Currently seeking volunteers for Animal Caretakers, Support Staff, Office Assistant/Creative Project Development, and Groundskeeper/Handyperson.

Retirees welcome for all positions. Pacific Primate Sanctuary is not open for public visitation. Please contact the sanctuary for more information or an application. 8am. Pacific Primate Sanctuary Inc., (Pacificprimatesanctuary@gmail.com, Haiku); 808-572-8089; Pacificprimate.org E-CYCLING, HOLIDAY CLEAN-UP DAY - Thu. Jan 5. The County of Maui Department of Environmental Management, Environmental Protection and Sustainability Division announces a holiday clean-up day. Items accepted include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. Free.

9am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-270-7880; Mauicounty.gov/recycle

FRIDAY, JANUARY 6 HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Fri. Jan 6. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments.

Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)

Mike Madden, 7-10pm (acoustic 70s-90s)

Fulton & Paul, 7-10pm (jazz)

John Bowser, 7-10pm (guitar)

MON- Soundlab (classic rock) 7-10pm, TUE- Nino Tascano (guitar) 7-10pm, WED- Paul & Fulton (jazz) 7-10pm

Natalie Nicole, 8pm

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MON-Brandt Quick, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues & Co 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm-8:30pm

Tori Dixon Band, 8-10pm

Ma’a, 6:30-8:30pm

Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sal Godinez, 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

Willie K Dinner Show 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON- Debra Lynn Dinner Show 6:30pm, TUE- Brenton Keith Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm & Willie K 6:30pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (downstairs)

Salsa Night & Hot Fridays w/ DJ Mike

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Juke Box, 10pm

MON-Open Mic10pm-close, TUE- Mellow Sounds w/DJ Matt Lane 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 662-3700

SALSA NIGHT - Fri. Jan 6. Enjoy a free professional salsa lesson with Paul Zaidman and Anna Selleck. Swing your hip to the latin beat and enjoy $3 Modelo specials at Paradise Grill. 10:30pm.

Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-6623700; Paradisegrillkb.com PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Jan 6. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note.

4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, JANUARY 7 DENTAL ASSISTING TRAINING - Sat. Jan 7.

This 7-week training will provide introductory skills for entry level Dental Assisting positions. Utilizes lecture, exams and clinical experiences to teach, assess and evaluate learning. Certificate awarded upon completion. $495. 9am. Edventure at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; Edventuremaui.com WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY Sat. Jan 7. Live Drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Jan 7. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features.

Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MANAGED MAKAI AREA - Sat. Jan 7. The Polanui Hiu is comprised of a group of kama‘aina concerned about the decline of our marine resources. The Hiu believes that by involving people of like minds and like hearts and working together, the reefs can heal and find balance. Free. 8am.

Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Jan 7. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY GARAGE AND BAG SALE - Sat. Jan 7. Grocery bags will be provided to each customer for $5 each and customers can fill up the bag with as many items as it will hold.

There’s no limit on the number of bags that can

be purchased. There are some items that will not fit into a grocery bag and they will be priced individually (no item will be priced over $5). 8pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Puunene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org

SUNDAY, JANUARY 8 HULA BY HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Jan 8. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jan n 8. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit! Every class is a party.

Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jan 8. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu 4Ave., Kahului); 808-3447122; Hotlavadancefit.com

Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

TUESDAY, JANUARY 10 SPAY AND NEUTER CAT CLINIC - Tue. Jan 10 - Sat. Jan 14. Maui Humane Society will offering a high quality Spay and Neuter Clinic for cats. Be a part of the solution-spay or neuter your kitty to prevent unwanted litters on Maui. Free. 8am. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Puunene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS - Tue. Jan 10. C Child and Family Services in Wailuku offers weekly domestic viole violence support groups for surviv survivors, teens and children eve every Tuesday. Call for m more information and/or to register (Registration rrequired). 5:30pm. Child and Family Services, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888; Childandfamilyservices.org

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UKULELE LESSONS U Tu Tue. Jan 10. It’s never too late to learn how to play the H Hawaiian Guitar. Free.

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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11 OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Jan 11. The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions. Get a free parking validation with any purchase from a market vendor. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com KEIKI ALOHA HULA CLASS - Wed. Jan 11. Keiki Aloha Hula brings the aloha, and the love of Hawaiian dance to the kids ages 7 to 12 of upcountry in a non-competitive, creative, nurturing environment. This is a fun class where students will learn the basics, and fundamentals of hula movement, as well as language and culture appreciation.

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Perhaps you’re too preoccupied with other things right now, because all the usual methods of getting you excited and involved with the present moment are frustratingly falling a bit short. Those around you are also at a loss as to how to get your attention.

What do we need to do to get you to snap out of it, Cap? This is not only frustrating, it’s ridiculous. Really, what would it take for you to be fully present in the here and now? A mountain of gold? True love?

An alien invasion? Whatever it is, you might as well ask for it–most of us are so fed up with your distraction that we just might get it for you.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

The days I can force myself to get up and write first thing–before breakfast, even–are the days I get the most done. I won’t say it’s easy, though, to drag myself out of bed. My natural instinct is to loaf around, eat, and prepare for my day. Pursuing that course, however, sometimes means that it can be an hour or more before I get anything done at all. Use next week’s astrological influences to add a new trick into your repertoire: early morning productivity. Give yourself a block of time–just 15 minutes, even–before anything else, in which to do something creative, or just get something done. You’ll be psyched at how easy it is to be brilliant and productive the rest of the day, after that.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Where are the kids? You’re sorely in need of some playful, innocent fun, so hanging with your nieces and nephews or any other of the sweet little rugrats in your life would be a fantastic way to spend your week. It would help you remember to smile a lot more, to practice more patience and kindness, and to simply relax and be silly–these are things you’ve sort of forgotten, of late. Even just hanging out by a playground (as creepy as that sounds, it doesn’t have to be evil-intentioned) could help you remember what you need to remember.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Supposedly, since you’re the last sign in the zodiac wheel, you’ve gone through all the other signs on your way to where you are. You’ve been there and done that. But I’m here to remind you, oh wise one: the thing’s a wheel. That means you’re getting ready to jump back into the first sign in the zodiac, Aries, and do the whole thing over. Many Pisceans, in fact, become much more Ram-like in the course of their lives (consequently having a much easier time making decisions!). This week, in preparation for your next chapter, act as much like an Aries as possible: when considering options, always choose the rashest, loudest, boldest, and most outrageous one. You’ll probably wonder why you didn’t start doing that before.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You don’t always understand things or people who derive their power from being rooted, immovable, and solid. Your strength comes from your movement, energy, and drive. But as versatile as you are, there come moments when you really need someone with roots sunk deep, who’s strong because they never change and are reliable and hyper-responsible.

When some kind of destructive wave of change sweeps through, your strength might keep you from drowning, but not from being swept away. This, my lovable Ram, is one of those dangerous times. Find the biggest tree (in human form) you can, wrap your arms around it, and hang on with all your might.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

It’s not like the idea you’re trying to push is all that radical. In fact, you know in your gut that its time has come. It’s just the natural next step in a progression that’s been happening for years. Nevertheless, you’re bound to encounter some deep resistance from some staunch advocates of stability who have dug in their heels and refuse to accept inevitable change.

The danger is that you might identify with them–having so often advocated tradition, permanence, or just solid core values–so much that you might ease up on them. Don’t. This change will come regardless– but it’ll work out a lot better with you spearheading it.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Some great qualities skip generations. It’s part of the pendulum swing of rebelling against your parents. That means that in some ways you might have more in common with your grandparents than your parents. This is why I suggest looking to them for guidance and/or inspiration this week, when you’re uncertain about your next step. Find out what they were like when they were younger, before they were grandparents–by asking them, or by plumbing photos and letters. Your answers and motivation lie there.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

You need more life in your life, more living things around you right now–more companions, more plants, more animals–all with their own agendas and lives that overlap with yours. It’ll help keep you from getting trapped in boring, self-involved, self-destructive patterns. Most of your worst problems are selfinflicted, and they happen most often when you’re plate is less than full, leaving too much free time to subconsciously come up with ways to sabotage yourself. Go buy an aquarium, or some houseplants, or host dinner parties all week, or find some other way to make your plate feel full.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

I miss having Virgos in my life. I’ve pretty much always had one or more close by, until my most recent chapter, which has been marked by a deplorable dearth of vivacious Virgos. So what? Well, I’m not the only one missing your unique and inspiring vibe.

People everywhere are on the hunt for a valuable Virgo. Whether or not you have room in your life for a new friend or chosen family member is up to you.

But if you decide that could be kind of nice, they’re out there, looking. Just ask around.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

This week could be like being able to go on a shopping spree with someone else’s money. That’s a fantasy every Libra can appreciate it, isn’t it? But beware–nothing’s really for free, and the kinds of sacrifices or concessions you’d be forced to make for this dubious privilege might not be worth the glee of so much frivolous spending. The temptation is terrible, I know, and you’re not generally one to look a gift horse in the mouth–but make an exception this time, please. There are strings and more strings attached. Unless you’ve got some kind of bondage fetish, say, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

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