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1. Larry Ellison, who owns virtually all of Lanai, recently asked New York marketing firm ClarkHout to “rebrand” Island Air, which he also owns, reported Pacific Business News on July 22. Which of the following statements DO NOT appear in a new Island Air video released by ClarkHout?

A. “Get ready for your next great moment” B. “Find yourself in the sun” C. “Find your place” D. “Extraordinary experiences” E. “At least we leave the gate on time”

3. On July 20, mortgage broker Tricia Morris of Hawaii’s Premiere Mortgage Co. released a statement saying that appreciated “the willingness” of state regulators to reach an agreement on charges that she violated mortgage lending law and that now she is “delighted to be able to put this issue behind me and to move on with the journey of my life.”

How did regulators end the case?

A. They absolved Morris of all wrongdoing B. They fined her $5,000 C. They suspended her brokerage license D. They revoked her brokerage license E. They dismissed the charges, though reserved the right to reopen the case

2. On July 21, The Maui News reported

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“Corporation Counsel raised questions about the retroactive part,” said Kirstin Hammond, a staffer on the PIA Committee. “The bill was deferred.”

Hammond couldn’t say for certain if or when the bill will return in some form, and there's no mention of it on the PIA Committee's July 29 meeting agenda.

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We’ve been kicking around Maui County Council member Mike White a lot lately for the attention he tends to lavish on organizations he’s cozy with (like the Maui Visitors Bureau and SPCA Maui) as well as the sudden righteousness he’s shown in his desire to “investigate” Mayor Alan Arakawa’s administration over the old Wailuku Post Office demolition. But these last few weeks, White’s actually been trying to do something genuinely progressive in the county, and we’d like to salute him for it.

On Monday, July 15, near the end of its 9am meeting, the Maui County Council’s Policy and Intergovernmental Affairs Committee took up White’s County Communication 13-127, which was simply titled “NEPOTISM POLICY.” That’s right, kids: White is asking the County of Maui to stop the practice of allowing some family members to work for other family members.

Given that Maui is a small island, it’s only natural that nepotism sprouts here and there in official offices. The Maui County Department of Liquor Control is probably the most famous example of this–you might even call the place a family business. In fact, you could turn the department’s familial relations into a pretty decent drinking game: just take a shot every time you see the name “Silva” on their official phone directory.

There are other noteworthy examples.

Maui County Council member Riki Hokama recently employed his nephew Jordan Helle as a part-time aide. In May 2012, that hire made statewide news when Keoki Kerr at Hawaii News Now reported that Hokama paid Helle $25 an hour and gave him a $3,000 bonus (though Kerr did not reveal that Helle and Hokama were related).

Then there was the fact that for 15 years,

Wailuku Main Street Association (WMSA) Executive Director Jocelyn Perreira had employed her own daughter as an office manager. In fact, WMSA–which took nearly all of its revenue from County of Maui grants–had an anti-nepotism rule in place when Perreira made the hire, but the board then retroactively changed it not longer after Perreira’s daughter started work.

In any case, the bill White put forward on July 15 came down on nepotism hard. It banned the hiring of relatives throughout the county–including the County Council. It was a tough, but necessary reform.

I say “was,” because that bill disappeared at the July 15 PIA hearing. In it’s place White put forth a revised bill (White didn’t respond to an emailed request for comment).

That bill banned nepotism in county offices “except” in the case of the Maui County Council, which can still hire relatives for its executive assistant posts. Curiously, that bill also included a new proviso that it applies “retroactively to all officers and employees of the county,” which would normally get hearts racing over at the LC, except that the Maui County Corporation Counsel’s

Even though his election is more than a year away, U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D-Hawaii, is in a tough spot. Though he’s Hawaii’s senior senator, he came to office by appointment from Governor Neil Abercrombie earlier this year following the death of the very senior U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye, and thus lacks any sort of popular mandate. It doesn’t help matters that Inouye’s deathbed wish was for Abercrombie to appoint U.S. Representative Colleen Hanabusa, D-Hawaii, to the seat and now Schatz has Hanabusa already working on how to pry him out of the seat she clearly feels was hers.

That’s why it’s not surprising that my email inbox is full of messages from the

Schatz campaign touting this and that endorsement–again, more than a year away from the election. Most of these endorsements don’t exactly scream big news (the National Association of Letter Carriers is an actual thing?) but every now and then a big name comes into play, which is what happened this weekend.

“Thanks to Brian’s visionary leadership, Hawaii implemented its own groundbreaking Clean Energy Initiative,” said former Vice President Al Gore in a July 21 email. “As a result, Hawaii has tripled its renewable energy production from 6% to 18%. And we’re going to need Brian’s strong, outspoken leadership in Congress for many more years to get the job done.”

While undoubtedly big news, I’m not sure Gore’s endorsement translates into anything huge. Granted, if this was the year 2001, I’d say it was a huge boost for Schatz. Though Gore had just lost the presidential election to George W. Bush (who pretty clearly won it by a single vote–in the U.S. Supreme Court), Gore was for a time the Democratic Party’s Big Man. But we’re a dozen years removed from that. For a time, Gore’s movie An Inconvenient Truth was considered the definitive statement on the perils we all face from climate change, but concerted attacks against

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science and denials of impending troubles from both big business and the Republican Party have made getting real environmental legislation all but impossible to pass.

That being said, now isn’t the time for Schatz to get picky. “I am tremendously thankful for the support of Vice President Gore,” he said in the same July 21 email that contained the Gore endorsement. “He has long been a leader on creating a renewable energy economy.

I look forward to working with him to expand our clean energy production, and bring good new jobs to Hawaii.”■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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STATE RELEASES S NEW EV APP Apple and Android users can now download the State of Hawaii’s new EV Stations Hawaii app for free on their mobile devices.

The app is a great resource for electric vehicle drivers, providing them with charging stations locations, driving directions to the stations, charge level information and charge fees.

“The EV Stations Hawaii app is a great example of our state using new technology to advance the widespread use of electric vehicles in Hawaii,” said Governor Neil Abercrombie in a July 12 press release. “Convenience is key to further the adoption of EVs, which are part of Hawaii’s clean transportation future and move us toward reducing our dependency on imported oil.”

Like the GasBuddy or Gas Guru apps that find gas stations, EV Stations Hawaii app users

archaeological preservation and museum law.

Craib has been involved with many prominent archaeological foundations, including the Society for American Archaeology, where he received a Presidential Recognition Award, the SRI Foundation and The Archaeological Conservancy. Craib was also a founding member of the law firm Cultural Heritage Partners LLC, which specializes in historic preservation law. Contributing to the world of academia, Craib shared his specialized knowledge by teaching preservation law at the University of Maryland and Mary Washington University and served as president of the board of counselors for Drake University School of Law. Though most of his career has been focused in Washington D.C., Craib now resides in Kihei and is currently involved locally as a member of the board of directors for SPCA Maui.

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can search for charging station across the whole state or for the nearest one to their location.

The app seeks to provide electric vehicle drivers with complete and accurate information they can rely on when driving to any destination, so running out of juice is never a concern.

The state Energy Office’s database of public EV charging stations is also available online at Electricvehicle.hawaii.gov. If an existing charging station is not listed, its property owner or manager can complete the form found on this site to add their charging station details to the database.

The EV Stations Hawaii app is the result of a partnership between the Department of Business Economic Development and Tourism, Hawaii Information Consortium and Honolulu Clean Cities and is part of the state Office of Information Management and Technology’s open data movement.

MAUI HISTORICAL SOCIETY GETS NEW EXEC. DIR. The Maui Historical Society has hired a new executive director, Donald Craib. With a thick resume and extensive qualifications, Craib possesses a legal background of over 32 years, specializing in cultural heritage,

HALEAKALA NEEDS PLANT VOLUNTEERS The Friends of Haleakala National Park is leading a service trip to Haleakala Aug. 3-5 and is looking for volunteers to join their team. The trip will be focused on the care of Waikau North Point and the protection of the native plants there. It could also include cabin upkeep and invasive plant eradication. Over the three days, volunteers will be hiking to different areas in the crater and will stay for free at Holua Cabin. There will also be some free time that can be used for photo ops, exploring and relaxing.

All team members must be able to hike in and out of the crater while carrying personal items, including a sleeping bag and food for meals.

Temperatures range from 30-70 degrees Fahrenheit, so volunteers are responsible for bringing the necessary clothing, as well as the first day’s water, work clothes, boots or walking shoes and sun or rain protection. The cabin is equipped with bunks, firewood and kitchen supplies.

The Friends of Haleakala National Park is looking to make a team with a maximum of 12 people. To register for the service trip or to check out an itinerary or description of work, visit fhnp.org then contact the trip leader at christy@fhnp.org.

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Save An Animal president Lorraine Askam and vice president Pamela Miedtke-Wolf intend to make Maui a No Kill community. If larger cities such as San Francisco, Calif. and Reno, Nev. have already implemented No Kill policies, and more than 90 shelters in the U.S. have also committed to this policy, why shouldn’t Maui be next? Acting as a partnership between dedicated individuals and animal welfare groups like Feral Cats Maui, Maui Pitbull Rescue, East Maui Animal Refuge and Valley Isle Animal Rescue everyone can play an important role in this initiative.

No Kill’s missions is to promote a philosophy of minimal euthanization, and then only in extreme circumstances. The no-kill model seeks to give every healthy and treatable animal a real chance at life by employing an open-door policy at animal shelters so all animals are admitted. While no shelter wants to kill animals, approximately 50 percent of animals brought in are saved. A No Kill philosophy means giving a chance at life

to elderly or disfigured animals, ferals and those in need of special attention, rehabilitation or medication, which are often listed as “unadoptable” by most shelters.

On their website, Save An Animal details a few ways Maui shelters and residents can start to move toward this goal. The list includes things like developing better adoption programs, encouraging pet retention among owners, getting more volunteers, providing free or low-cost spaying and neutering and supporting TNR programs. Programs like TNR (trap, neuter, return) offer an alternative and humane solution to dealing with feral cats and their over-population on the island. Often these cats are domesticated pets who have been abandoned without being neutered, which leads to breeding, a problem that can be contained by diligent TNR programs.

To find out more about the No Kill Maui initiative or to find out how you can help, visit SaveAnAnimal.org. ■

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Although Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (the alleged 9/11 mastermind) was waterboarded 183 times among several extreme interrogation techniques, he and his CIA captors eventually reached a moderated state. In 2003, though still housed in a “black site” in Romania, “KSM” asked permission to design a household vacuum cleaner, and the highest echelons of the agency co-operated, according to a former senior CIA analyst, speaking to the Associated Press in July. In reality, when a detainee exhausts his intelligence value, the agency’s main mission is to keep him “sane,” in case he’s later put on trial, and the vacuum cleaner project was thought likely to engage KSM, who, 15 years before the murders of nearly 3,000 people on Sept. 11, had earned a mechanical engineering degree from North Carolina A&T State University.

In June, Barbour County, W.Va., firefighters, called to a farm in Belington, rescued the horse “Rowdy,” whose entire body was somehow trapped inside an industrial-sized tire. Rowdy’s owner said she believes Rowdy had an altercation with some of the other horses.

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The Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shop franchisers, already with a lineup of sometimes-unappreciated flavors such as buffalo chicken wing soda, briefly experimented in June with “ranch dressing” soda, a mistaken adventure that co-founder Rob Powells jokingly blamed on his business partner. And brewmaster John Maier of Rogue Ales in Newport, Ore., pointed out that “wild yeasts” have been used in beer for centuries and thus (according to a June report on FoodBeast.com) his company’s Beard Beer (from yeast of beards, including at one time, his own) should be regarded as a traditional brew.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION During a June debate in a House Rules Committee hearing on abortion legislation, U.S. Rep. Michael Burgess of Texas, himself an obstetrician/gynecologist, criticized a proposal to outlaw abortion at the 20-week limit (where a fetus is said to begin to feel pain), insisting on an earlier ban, at 15 or 16 weeks.

“Watch a sonogram of a 15-week-old baby,” said Burgess, “and they have movements that are purposeful... If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs.” Thus, “If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to think that they could feel pain?”

PERSPECTIVE A staff report by Democrats on the U.S. House Committee on Education and the Workforce released in June and using data from Wisconsin (because of the state’s comprehensive record-keeping) found that taxpayers wind up paying out at least $75 million a year in “safety net” assistance to the state’s Wal-Mart workers (food stamps, Medicaid, school lunches, earned-income tax credits, etc.) allegedly because the company’s wages and benefits are so meager. The report, an update on 2004 numbers that were less than half those found this time around, estimated that Wal-Mart families accounted for more than 9,000 Wisconsin Medicaid enrollees. The $75 million, covering 75 stores, represents a low-end estimate with the high end about $130 million.

PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US Melanie Typaldos, 57, and her husband, Richard Loveman, 54, in Buda, Texas, are supposedly part of a growing trend of people keeping pet capybaras (giant, semi-aquatic guinea pigs that are the world’s largest rodents, at more than 100 pounds). “Gary” sometimes lounges on the couple’s marital bed and frolics in the above-ground pool the couple installed for him. Although Melanie and Richard keep other, more traditional, animals at their home (they told London’s Daily Mail in June), Gary is, of course, the only one as large as a human but with the distinctive body and head of a rat.

LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE Apprentice Brooklyn, N.Y., treetrimmer David Fleischer, 21 (and son of the company owner), had to be rescued by firefighters in July after he apparently violated the cardinal rule in the business by cutting lower branches first–until he was stranded at the top of the tree. “He is a good boy,” said “Izzy” Fleischer, “but he is learning.” And emergency crews in Fort Worth, Texas, responded to a Quik Trip gas station in June when an unidentified man got his finger caught in his car’s gas cap after he poured in some additive. Rescuers had to use a hammer and screwdriver to break the plastic around the cap and finally freed the man’s hand, unscathed, after a 20-minute struggle. ■

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Each week, our loyal, angry readers write in with anonymous rants against some fool, liar, thief or parasite who has inflicted injustice upon their persons. Through the years, our readers have told us a variety of stories, some gut-wrenching, others just silly, but by far everyone’s favorite topic is the automobile. If there’s some sort of crime or injustice that involves a car, our readers have experienced it and, more importantly, want to share it with everyone. So as we do every year, here’s a whole mess of Eh Brahs dealing in some way with our readers’ love/hate relationship with the car.

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his is for the person who stole the 7’6” Channel Islands epoxy board with dark green rails and off-white deck out of the back of my truck, which was parked in my driveway. I’m sure God was watching and you will be caught if you ever try to surf that board or sell it!

The proper authorities have been notified and my friends on all sides will be looking out for you. So my suggestion is that you drop the board off in my yard where you got it and all will be forgotten. If not, you will suffer for your crimes against God and man. Stealing a surfboard in Hawaii of all places–you must not be a surfer, because a brother would never do this to another. So please enjoy the limited time you have with my hard-earned equipment and, dare I say it, God bless you.

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ey super neurotic crazy woman in a white Jeep Cherokee: Why did you try to run me off South Kihei Road? I was on a moped and you seriously almost killed me. I know you felt frustrated being stuck behind that big truck, but I really wish you could found someone else to pick on–perhaps someone with four walls around them like you. Or maybe a cop. Bet you wouldn’t try that. At the very least, next time please take your anxiety medication before getting behind the wheel.

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his one goes out to the nasty bastard in the blue Nissan XTerra at Kalama Park in Kihei. You stopped in the middle of the road just before the park, and I honked my horn at you because, well, that’s what horns are for. I mean, you just abruptly stopped in the road, the reason for which I could not see why because I couldn’t see in front of your friggin’ truck. Then I pulled into the Kalama parking lot, which was where I, my wife and child were going. But then you followed me into the parking lot. You drove up to me, told me that I was a stupid and that you’d stopped because there were people walking into the road in front of you (which obviously I was not able to see). I then apologized twice. At this point a normal person would have left. But you continued to tell me that I was stupid, and that you should just “bash my head in, right now.” My mistake was in not taking down your license plate number, calling the police and having you arrested for terroristic threatening. That was my wife and four-year old daughter in the car, both of which heard you threaten to bash my head in. You’re an unreal ass, brah.

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his one goes out to all the kooks who can’t read. There are signs posted on either end of the bike/pedestrian path in the airport/Sprecks area clearly stating “No motorized vehicles.” Why can’t you abide by them? When you ride your scooter on this narrow path, not only are you putting others at risk for injury, but also yourself and your piece of crap scooter.

Have you not noticed that there are mothers there pushing strollers, families on walks together, small keiki wearing roller skates and joggers, all enjoying the area and living by the rules? I use this path nearly every day and wear an iPod, so I can’t hear it when you speed past me. Once you and your scooter gang surrounded me and nearly ran me over, another time your kite gear flew off the back and nearly knocked into me. Still another time you flew around a blind corner and nearly nailed me. Don’t worry, our association knows which obviously painted scooters/motorized bicycles you ride, so it’s only a matter of time before you get not only ticketed, but hospitalized and/or sued from injuring others.

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o the crazy, angry old man at Costco gas station–why did you cut in front of me? Here’s an easy to remember rule: if you’re driving horizontally across gas lanes, then you aren’t next in line. But then you had the nerve to get out of your car, swear at me and then blame me for nearly causing an accident? Are you kidding?

Next time, you better show some respect.

ou’ve got some nerve running a stop sign right in front me. Then again, we were at the corner of Market and Vineyard in Wailuku, and pretty much everyone ignores the stop signs there. So there I am, stopped like the good fool I am, and you’re on my right, just ignoring the fact that there’s a stop sign in front of you, too. Sure, you smiled at me as you drove by, which I guess was your feeble attempt to make amends. But what made me laugh was how you flipped off the guy on your right when he cut you off–guess he wasn’t expecting you to just ignore that old stop sign.

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his goes out to the guy riding his bicycle in Wailea. After having to pull into the next lane so I could pass you safely (you were taking up the entire right lane), you followed me into the parking lot and started riding in circles around my car, all the time giving me the stink eye. I asked you why you were circling me, and you started to whine about my driving, then called me a “Fat f@#$” and a “F#$$in honky.” Best of all, you accused me of being jealous of your physically fit body. Sorry to be the one to tell you, but no one cares what shape you’re in.

No one owns the road, which means we must share. I try to do my best, drive for a living and have a perfect record. If you had stopped me and talked in a calm manner, I would have said something like, “I’m sorry if I startled you on the road” and most likely would have gotten yourself a free bottle of the juice that I sell. But instead you chose anger and name-calling.

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h kook speeding up Kokomo Road in your Toyota: What gives?Yeah, I’m the one who yelled slow down at you.You were in such a hurry going up the hill that you turned around so you could come back and harass me.You wanted to know who the f*** I am–well, I will tell you: I’m a resident who lives on the road you were recklessly driving on who is also concerned about the safety of my children, neighbors and our pets. I’m also tired of egomaniacs like you who drive the country roads like they were some mainland freeway. These are 20 to 30 MPH roads. Slow down before you hurt someone or even yourself!

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o the person in Lahaina who thinks he owns the street parking in front of the house in which he rents a room: Just because there’s a little gate opening onto the street from the yard of that house, it doesn’t mean that that’s your parking spot.

It’s still a public street, available to all. What?

You can’t get your bikes out? How about trying your driveway, brah, over by all your roommates’ cars. And talking trash to the wahines to prove what a tough guy you are–shoots brah, since it’s clear that you came here from some rude place, at least pretend to know about Hawaiian Aloha and respect everyone here.

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h mechanics: you’ve got a pretty good scam going.

You see a haole woman (like me) drive up and request a safety check, and as your eyes fill with dollar signs you assume she’s stupid. So you start by asking for the safety check fee upfront–something no mechanic I know does. Then you hold her car for an hour or so, during which you presumably go over the car, looking for the tiniest, barest infraction you can use to extort more money.

And when you find something like, say, worn windshield wipers (as in my case), you fail the car, demand $40 to replace them and attempt to hold her car keys hostage. Of course, the meek women probably don’t curse you until you fork over the keys (like I did), then drive off to a legit mechanic to get the safety done. Yeah, you scammed me good, but I’m telling everyone I know what crooks you are.

And you know how fast word travels on this island.

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o da guy who sold my girlfriend a lemon. The car didn’t make it 50 miles before it broke down on the side of the highway. Thanks for the lesson in learning to trust my instincts. I knew you were a snake the minute I saw your eyes stuck into your veiny shaved head. The fact that you kept telling us how honest you were should have been a clue that you were overcompensating for something not in plain sight. Much like you may be using your muscles to compensate for something else not in plain sight. Forgiveness is yours along with the shame of deceiving a couple of honest people. I hope Karma corrects your path before your heart explodes.

h sistah: Did you think you could send your dreadlocked hippie to our repair shop to aihue your vehicle out of the yard without paying the bill? That’s stealing! Our crew fixed your POS van in good faith and now you’re driving it without paying us! You took food out of the mouths of hard-working men and their families. You don’t order a steak and then decide to not pay just because you can cook it at home. See you in court!

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‘The Only Store Around’ Hanzawa’s celebrates a Grand Re-Opening This Saturday

Darren Jones and Paul Lamparelli at Hanzawa's

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t’s a rare occasion when anything changes in Haiku. The mountainside tries to keep its slow school charm by keeping modifications to the minimum. So you may not have noticed the subtle changes over at Hanzawa’s Variety

Store from new owner Darren Jones, who began operating the neighborhood store last December. The best time to take notice is by dropping by at their Grand Re-Opening party this Saturday from noon to 4 pm.

“We just want to re-introduce ourselves and Hanzawa’s to the community,” said Jones, who is also a co-owner of both Rodeo General locations and Alive and Well. “We are slowly improving what we do here. We have four or five fresh poke we make here everyday. We buy local fish and sell fresh filets. We have a different daily

lunch plate special. Today is chicken katsu.”

Hanzawa’s began in 1915, filling a basic need for supplies in the upper Haiku area, when Taichiro Hanzawa opened in a two-story house. During World War II Hanzawa and his brother Tetsuji were interned in a camp for Japanese Americans, but returned to the store after the war ended. The gas station went in in 1958. That house burnt down in 1974, and was replaced by the building that stands now.

In 1988, Sandy Daniels–granddaughter to Taichiro Hanzawa’s brother Tetsuji– moved from Oahu to run the store with her husband Matt. Things were good at first but towards the end of the last decade they spent five years trying to rezone and expand, and were never successful. They decided to lease the store in 2010.

Jones is psyched on the Haiku store, and to celebrate he is giving away $500 in gasoline, t-shirts, hats and Hanzawa’s store gift certificates this Saturday. The event will also have live music, a big water slide, pony rides, horseshoe contest and a watermelon eating contest. Hanzawa’s will also hand out loyalty cards good for 15 percent off (with an 8 gallons of gasoline purchased same day). The card will be good for all of 2013.

Paul Lamparelli manages the kitchen and hot

food, where their daily plate specials, grab-and-go salads and sandwiches, fresh fish and Life Food veggie burgers are sold. Lamparelli says he will break down a local steer and be serving prime rib and barbecued beef on Saturday. They will also have red hot dogs for the kids. Best part is it’s all free.

“I am keeping it simple,” says Lamparelli.

“Come in for fresh fish filets, they are always $14.99 per pound. Fresh poke is always $12.99 per pound for all the different types. Today we have tako, ahi, mahi ceviche and beef poke.”

Jones has brought back a full stock of Levi’s that are popular with the paniolos and says only Costco can beat his gas prices. The store has a good mix of staples, car products, coffee, frozen foods, local beef, drinks, wine and beer along with some natural foods and produce.

The poke I tasted was delicious, and the mahi ceviche and beef poke were winners.

“The store covers all the basics,” says Jones. “We have car oil, we have milk and cereal. Plus we have organics and locally grown produce. We are the only store around so we try to have a broad appeal.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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n Friday, Aug. 2, the Blaisdell on Oahu will erupt into tattoo culture for the weekend in what founder Danny Casler has called one of the top three largest conventions in the world. The Pacific Ink and Art Expo drew more than 20,000 attendees last year and brought in over $3 million in revenue. For this year, they’ve upped the

game with more headlining celebrity artists, main stage entertainment like Nesian 9 and Kapena, and a barber battle hosted by Stylist D. “Our expo was created and put together by four Hawaii-raised individuals: Tama Hall, Kevin Read, Palani Fernandes and myself,” says Casler.

“We have this awesome team. It was an INSANE amount of work to link the Department of Health (DOH) with what we had planned to

ensure safety. We spent many days down at the state capitol talking to senators and working to push this concept into effect and change old laws that were actually hurting the tattoo industry in Hawaii. Fortunately, enough tattoo artists came down to these Senate hearings and some things went into effect. It opened up a door for change in policy and because of that, the future for Hawaii tattooing will be better.”

Today artists can get licensed by taking an online test–before, it had to be done in person in front of a DOH employee. It’s a small change and Casler says there are plenty more laws that need to change, like sales of tattoo machines and needles to unlicensed teenagers.

“It was costing the state a lot of money to hold testing two times a year and bring on employees to watch the people take the test and review and grade and all that stuff,” says Casler. “Manpower was being wasted. We helped them implement a new modern testing platform that allows artists to get licensed 24/7 online by taking a state exam which also acts as their bloodborne pathogens test. They still need to go get their blood work done but it removes an old archaic and expensive process and replaces it with one that over the next five years alone will save the state so much

stinking money it’s not even funny. ” The rush of getting tattooed by a special artist you don’t usually have access to is a huge draw for the event. For Maui artists flying over to participate, the plus is gaining new clients.

Rachel Gonzalez at Exotic Eye Tattoo in Wailuku will tattoo at the expo, as will Justin Yates at Paia Tattoo Parlor. Maui based tattoo sharing iphone app SnapTat will also have a booth.

They will join the 180-plus headlining artists, celebrity artists and cultural practitioners like Lyle Tuttle, Gil Montie, Freddie Negrete, Su’a Suluape Peter, Roman Abrego and Tatu Baby.

The convention runs from August second to fourth and the schedule is packed with tattoo contests like Best Tramp Stamp and Best Polynesian and ends each night with Best Tattoo of the Day. There will be bikini contests, hula dancers, a sub eating contest and a live human suspension show on Sunday. There will be an official Pacific Ink and Art Expo after-party at the Republik on Saturday night, too. For more information go to PacificInkandArtExpo.com. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

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THURSDAY, JULY 25 LAST SHOW FOR RAMPAGE – Rampage has been entertaining at Diamonds for some time now. But as the saying goes, all good things must come to an end. Thus the countdown has begun to their farewell as they trade Maui for the Big Island. Catch them this Thursday at Diamonds as they wrap up the season. The final performance will be Aug. 8. No cover. 10pm. Diamonds Ice Bar (1279 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299, Diamondsicebar.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

‘FAME’ – Follow the lives of students attending a performing

arts high school in New York with MAPA’s rendition of FAME. A culmination of MAPA’s Teen Summer Musical Camp, the 1980’s production features music hits like “Dancing on the Sidewalk” and “Bring on Tomorrow.” The show will be accompanied by live music and is rated PG (12+) due to some language and drug references. $15 for adults, $12 for students (18 and under).Thursday & Friday 7:30 pm. Saturday & Sunday 3pm and 7:30pm. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center (275 W Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului); 808-244-8760, Mauiacademy.org. Photo: Jack Grace

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If so, UH Maui College is hosting author and Nutri-Tech Solutions CEO Graeme Sait this Thursday. Sait’s wealth of knowledge will highlight the significance of soil on personal and societal levels. The three-hour session will cover how it’s been depleted and damaged, as well as health tips and strategy. A leader in high-production fertility and biological farming, Sait’s book Nutrition Rules! has received international acclaim. Free. 6:30-9:30. UHMC, Pilina Building Multi

AUGIE A UGIE T – Hawaii’s own comedian Augie T is presenting his Summer of LOL. The recipient of two Na N Hoku Hanohano awards, one of the stars of the locally produced Get A Job! Movie e and an the only local comedian to sell out the Blaisdell Arena on Oahu, it’s no secret that tha Augie T has what it takes. Pacific Business News recently honored him with a “40 “4 under 40” award while Honolulu Magazine has voted him Best ComShow. The evening will include special guest Brad Starks, aka Bethesda edy Sh Jackson.

Hold on to your seats for a funny time. $20 standard/ $35 preJ mium with meet-and-greet. 7:30 pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center,

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THE POWER OF SOIL – Do any gardening? A little farming maybe?

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and Blues.” So hele on down to the Southside for an evening of swanky an music, ono grinds and deals. Maui Blues & Co. (6pm) and Bobby Inm gram Blues Band (7:30pm) will serenade the audience while the Keiki g Zone fills up with bubbles, balloons and face painting. DJ Dan Weisman Z and a NE Kine Entertainment Karaoke will keep the keiki busy while you stroll and savor. As always, the food court, food trucks and eateries will be s on o hand to fulfill your foodie cravings. Free. 6pm-9pm. Azeka Shopping Center, Mauka (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), Mauifridays.com.

A KEIKI’S DREAM GALA – Local non-profit A Keiki’s Dream (AKD) is hosting its annual gala and this year’s theme is “The Gong Show.” Showcasing Maui’s A-list talent, laughter is bound to ensue. The evening benefits AKD’s continued efforts to make the dreams come true for keiki who face severe crises. Guests can partake in dinner, drinks, a silent and/or live auction and special features that are sure to entertain. Tickets sold out last year so be sure to grab yours! $150 individual / $2,500 tables. 5:30pm-9:30pm.

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ter’s stage is coming alive with Sesame Street Live: Can’t Stop Singing. Follow as Sesame Street’s beloved characters conga and carry a tune to non-stop movement and music. Sing and dance with your keiki as the musical montage follows Elmo, Abby Cadabby, Baby Bear, Grover, the Cookie Monster, Bert and Ernie move to the beat of their own drum. Bring your keiki for high energy fun and fairy tale. $10-$75. Fri: 7 pm/Sat: 10:30am, 2pm, 5:30pm /

isn’t happening until next weekend (Aug. 2-4) but we wanted to give you ample prep time to make travel arrangements. Four Seasons Resorts Lanai is presenting the third annual Slack Key Guitar Festival. Three days of free workshops and concerts by Hawaii’s finest in slack key guitar awaits residents and visitors for what has turned into a community tradition. This year’s artists include Na Hoku and Grammy recipients like Palani Vaughan, Dennis Kamakahi and Sonny Lim. Workshops will be conducted by Keola Beamer and kumu hula Moanalani Beamer. When booking accommodations ask for the “Lanai Slack” specials. Four Season Resorts Lanai. 800-

Sun: 1pm, 4:30 pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-7469, Mauiarts.org.

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by M MauiTime readers, Native 92.5 is presenting Iakopo and Best Band Website winner InnaVision. The official CD release party boasts an We aall-star local lineup including Leylani & Kalisi and Lia Live & Koa Hewahewa. Get your fix of some of Maui’s best local musicians 21+.

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SKATE CONTEST – Know how to Ollie? Pop a wheelie? If so, the Paia Youth and Cultural Center wants you in their skate contest. There will be age and class divisions. Live music by One Way Out, BBQ and prizes await participants and onlookers alike.

The best part is that it’s free to enter! Put your skills to the test for an afternoon of fun. Just remember to sign a skatepark waiver and you’ll be good to go. Free. 2pm-7pm. Stonewave Skatepark (28 Hana Hwy., Paia), Pyccmaui.org. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SATURDAY, JULY 27 FAMILY DAY – Gather the ohana for a day of art. The

Hui No‘eau is inviting you to celebrate their Youth Art Exhibition at this year’s Family Day. Take a walking tour of the art center or create art with your keiki. Guests are invited to bring a blanket so they can enjoy the scenery and visit with the Hui No‘eau community. There will be affordable art for purchase along with courtyard artist vendors. Free. 10am-2pm. Hui No’eau (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), Huinoeau.com.

SUNDAY, JULY 28

COLOURS GRAND RE-OPENING – Colours salon and day spa is inviting you to their Grand Re-Opening this Saturday. Take advantage of the hourly giveaways, pupu and refreshments. Treat yourself or a loved one to one of the many services. Facials, skin and hair product, waxing, manicures and pedicures are the various types of services offered. Need tips? There will be free 15-minute styling tips for those interested. Call to schedule an appointment and be sure to bring a friend. 1pm-6pm.

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WEDNESDAY, JULY 31 Resort are bringing you the ultimate Lu‘au experience. Enjoy an outdoor South Maui setting, farm-to-table fine dining by resort Chef Marc Mcdowell and Ulalena’s signature quality performances. The menu includes ahi poke and mahimahi lau lau with festive twists. Never before offered outside its Lahaina location, ‘Ulalena fuses traditional luau dance with their signature style. Together, Lu‘au is the first of its kind boasting ocean views, table service and renowned theater. $115. 5pm-9pm.

Have video drones ever peaked your interest? Want to learn a little more about these mysterious contraptions that may or may not become our overlords someday?

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once attended a screening of the original X-Men that was picketed. It was opening night and people with blue, green and furry make-up marched outside the theater, holding up signs that read “Equal Rights for Mutants!” and “Mutants are People, Too!” It was a publicity stunt arranged by 20th Century Fox, the studio releasing the film, and it worked. By the time all the fans were in their seats and the “picketers” rushed through the theater one more time before the lights went down, handing everyone fliers on “Mutant Equality,” the audience had been worked up into a giddy frenzy.

The first X-Men movie, released in 2000, was the only comic book movie that summer and the entire year. That’s incredible to consider. By comparison, The Wolverine is the fifth comic book movie this summer and marks the sixth time Hugh Jackman has played Logan, the

mutant with the grouchy charisma, Elvis mutton chops and razor sharp claws. By combining an exotic new locale, a new director and a mash-up of genres, this is one of the better movies of the summer.

Logan is found living in the wilderness, a nomad without direction. He’s summoned to Japan by a powerful businessman named Yashida (played by veteran actor Hal Yamanouchi), whom he shares a unique bond. Logan intercepts an assassination attempt on Yashida’s daughter, Mariko (newcomer Tao Okamoto) and becomes her protector from an army of Yakuza, ninjas and even stranger foes lurking close by.

Jackman infuses such gruff charm, offbeat humor and impressive physicality into the role, he is as enjoyable in his iconic role as Sean Connery once was as James Bond. Next to the first and best X-Men film, this is the strongest showcase yet for Logan’s existential quest for identity and ability to blend into any period of time. His co-stars, the beautiful Okamoto and raven-haired Rila Fukushima (playing Logan’s “bodyguard”), are fetching but visibly inexperienced as actors.

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he was in The Last Samurai). Famke Janssen returns as Jean Grey and has a great deal of screen time with Jackman but her character is unfortunately used as a plot device and nothing more.

Logan is infused into the setting the same perfect way Clint Eastwood’s Man With No Name or the blind warrior Zatoichi would have acquitted themselves.

While not all of the film was shot in Japan, most of the story is set there and it’s refreshing to see Japanese city and country locales devoid of Blade Runner gloss. Director James Mangold ably stages sensational set pieces, establishes a pace that accommodates an intriguing story and, best of all, keeps it mostly plausible, set in the “real world.”

Only during the climactic battle does the movie lose its way. Svetlana Khodchenkova has been cast as the villainous Viper

and her performance is a major distraction.

She’s visibly having fun slinking around in skin tight outfits and vamping it up but she’s the only cast member who’s acting like she’s in a comic book movie.

There’s a big reveal during a mano y mano battle that is surprising, yet incredibly silly. What’s more, the solid efforts of the mostly Japanese cast can’t overcome their stereotypical roles.

Thankfully, the film is flawed but has more than enough to still recommend it. The opening scene is incredible.

So is a fight scene atop a bullet train, the best sequence of its kind since the ending of Mission Impossible. Then there’s the soon-to-be-classic moment where Logan, in silhouette, removes a sword from his chest, an image that sums up all that is wild and warriorlike about the Wolverine. ■

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This Is The End-R-THU 6:40, 9:25.

To Do List-R-THU 10:00.

Turbo-PG-THU 11:40, 2:20, 4:35, 6:55, 9:15, FRI-WED 12:00, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:00.

Turbo 3D-PG-THU 12:10, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25,

FRI-WED 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:35.

The Way, Way Back-PG13-FRI-WED 12:00, 2:35, 5:05, 7:30, 10:00.

The Lone Ranger-PG13-THU 12:35, 2:55, 3:35, 6:25, 9:35, 10:25, FRI-WED 12:15, 3:25, 6:35, 9:50.

The Heat-R-THU 11:45, 2:25, 5:00, 7:40, 10:25, FRI-WED 12:20, 3:20, 6:30, 9:15.

White House Down-PG13-THU 12:25, 3:25, 6:45, 10:00, FRI-WED 4:00, 9:20.

World War Z-PG13-FRI-WED 1:30, 7:00

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Despicable Me 2-PG-THU 1:00, 4:00, 6:45, 9:30, FRI-WED 1:00, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30.

Grown Ups 2-PG13- THU 1:30, 4:;15, 7:15, 10:00, FRI-WED 4:15, 7:00, 10:00.

Pacific Rim-PG13-THU 12:30, 3:45, 7:00.

The Wolverine-PG13-THU 10:00, FRI-WED 12:45, 4:00, 7:15, 10:30.

Last chance to see Monsters University

NEW THIS WEEK FRUITVALE STATION - R - Biography/Drama - A true look at a 22-year-old Bay Area guy who meets a variety of people on the last day of 2008. 90 min.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON - PG - Animation - A young Viking who dreams of hunting dragons ends up befriending one. 98 min.

THE TO DO LIST - R - Romance/Comedy - A teen under pressure to have sex before she goes to college comes up with a list of things she wants to do. 103 min.

THE WAY, WAY BACK - PG-13 - Comedy/Drama - Teen Duncan has a tough family vacation, but makes friends with the Water Wizz water park manager. 103 min.

THE WOLVERINE - PG-13 - Action/Comic Wolverine goes to Japan, where he faces a particularly dangerous foe as well as his own inner demons. See this week’s film critique. 126 min.

NOW PLAYING THE CONJURING - R - Horror - A husband and wife team of paranormal investigators try to help a family whose farmhouse seems to be possessed by a “dark presence” that’s may even be more evil

than the bank holding their mortgage. 112 min.

DESPICABLE ME 2 - PG - Animation - Super villain Gru (Steve Carell) goes to work for the Anti-Villain League to fight a super-super criminal. 98 min.

CIA officers (Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, et al) try to find a portable nuclear bomb that’s gone missing. 116 min.

TURBO - PG - Animation - An accident gives a garden snail his big chance to win the Indy 500. 96 min.

GROWN UPS 2 - PG-13 - Comedy - Life gets crazy for Lenny (Adam Sandler) when he moves his family to his old home town. 101 min.

WHITE HOUSE DOWN - PG-13 - Action - Policeman Channing Tatum thwarts terrorists who try to take over the White House from President Jamie Foxx. 131 min.

THE HEAT - R - Action/Comedy - A friendless FBI agent (Sandra Bullock) gets partnered with a friendless Boston cop (Melissa McCarthy). 117 min.

WORLD WAR Z - PG-13 - Action/Horror - Zombies are loose around the world, and only Brad Pitt (playing some UN guy) can stop them. 110 min.

THE LONE RANGER - PG13 - Action - Tonto (Johnny Depp) tells the story of how John Reid (Armie Hammer) became the famous masked lawman. 149 min.

LAST CHANCE

NOW YOU SEE ME - PG13 - Crime/Thriller Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo and Woody Harrelson star in this flick about magicians who carry out heists during their performances. 115 min.

PACIFIC RIM - PG-13 - Action/Sci-fi - Earth builds giant robots to battle invaders from outer space. 131 min.

R.I.P.D - PG-13 - Action/Comedy/Sci-Fi - A recently murdered cop joins an undead police force so he can find his killer. Stars Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds. 96 min.

RED 2 - PG-13 - Action/Comedy - A team of retired

FAST & FURIOUS 6 - PG13 - Action/Crime - Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are back for even more muscle car chases and ultra-thin plot lines. 130 min.

MAN OF STEEL - PG-13 - Action/Comic - Henry Cavill stars as Clark Kent in this new look at a very old superhero. 143 min.

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY - G - Animation - In this prequel to Monsters Inc., we see Mike (Billy Crystal) and Sulley (John Goodman) before they became best friends. 110 min.

THIS IS THE END - R - Comedy - Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill and James Franco plays themselves in this postmodern comedy about the end of the world. 107 min.

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By Toni Colombo

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS

SESAME STREET COMES TO MAUI - July 26-July 28. Bring your keiki to a magical musical experience. Sesame Street’s “Can’t Stop Singing” musical features all our favorite characters, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Bert, Ernie and more as they sing, dance and learn valuable lessons. $10-$75. Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL - Fri, Jul 26.

Hawaiian comedian Augie T brings his popular local humor to Maui’s stage. $20/ $35 meet-andgreet. 7:30-10pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

STAGE ‘BENISE’ - Sat-Wed. Benise, a new Musical event comes to the Maui Theater. Benise, an Emmy-winning musician, will wow audiences with Spanish guitar music, exotic drumming and dance including Spanish Flamenco, Cuban Salsa, Argentinian Tango, Arabic and the Waltz. $14.99-$79.99. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com ‘RENT’ - July 23-Aug 4. Living for today, eight friends fall in love, find their voice and struggle as artists in East Village, New York City. Experience the journey as they share a message of hope and humanity. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA’ - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and Kanaka Maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama’aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ‘YOU GOT IT!’ - Fri-Sun & Wed. Join the Maui Theatre for the new onstage musical event, You Got It! Starring award winning artist John Stephan. You Got It! pays tribute to the life of musician Roy Orbison, famous for his many top charting hits, including the song “Pretty Woman.” $39-$125 / ka’amaina prices available. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-9913; mauitheatre.com MAPA PRESENTS ‘FAME’ THE MUSICAL - Fri- Sun. MAPA Teen Musical Theater Camp will sing, dance and tell the inspiring story of a group of NYC teens in school for performing arts.

Showtimes: Friday-Sunday 7:30pm. Saturday and Sunday matinees at 3pm. $15 adults/ $12 students. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-224-8760; queenkaahumanucenter.com

FOODIE SAMMY HAGAR BEACH RUM PAIRING Wed, Jul 24. Treat your taste buds to an evening of upscale dining prepared by chef Bernardo Salazar paired with one of a kind rum drinks by Master Mixologist Joey Gottesman. Master Distiller Mark Nigbur will be hosting the pairing featuring Sammy Hagar’s newly released Red Head. $65 + tax/tips. 6:30pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Keka‘a Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-9119 SUMMER SMOOTHIES HOW TO - Thu, Jul 25. Learn tips and tricks for creating delicious, healthy and energy boosting smoothies from Health Coach Tara. Free. 6pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui OLD FASHIONED ICE CREAM SOCIAL - Sat, Jul 27. Yummy free samples of some of Maui’s

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best local ice cream from Roselani Ice Cream, Shaka Pops and more! Free. 2-4:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

Ebb and Flow Arts modern music and multimedia event. Chamber music from San Francisco will feature sounds from the cello, violin and violas.

Visit ebbandflowart.org. 7:30pm. 808-876-1854;

TURKEY TUESDAYS - Tue, Jul 30. It’s time for a picnic. Purchase a pound of in-house roasted turkey from the Whole Foods Speciality Team and get a half pound of cheese to pair with it for free! Free. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

‘LES MISÉRABLES’ - Aug 16-25. Les Misérables will be performed for the first time ever live on Maui with a cast of 80 performers and a 25-piece live orchestra. Based on Victor Hugo’s grand tale of love and redemption, the epic musical has thrilled audiences around the world for nearly three decades. Produced by MAPA, the production features former Maui resident and international opera singer James Price as the ex-convict Jean Valjean. $15-$65 (plus facility fees). 7:30-10:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center Castle Theater, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

HULA GRILL’S CHEF TASTING MENU TO BENEFIT HILT - Daily. Hula Grill announced it will donate a portion of the proceeds from its Chef’s Tasting Menu to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust as part of its Legacy of Aloha Program. The three-course menu is offered daily 4:45-5:45pm and all evening at the Chef’s Counter. $25.95. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636; hulagrillkaanapali.com PIZZA PARTY WEEKEND - Every Sun & Sat. Pizza takes the spotlight every weekend at Whole Foods. Every Saturday enjoy $10 whole pizzas, Sundays buy a Take & Bake Pizza and get the second one for free! Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Jul 27. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm.

Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jul 28. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first come, first served and does sell out. Kama’aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com MOUTH WATERING MONDAYS - Mon, Jul 29.

Try free samples of what’s in season, new or has got them excited each week. Free. 5pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

TICKETS ON SALE AUGIE T’S SUMMER OF LOL - Fri, Jul 26, Aug 27 & Sept 29. Hawaiian comedian Augie T brings his popular local humor to Maui’s stage. $20/ $35 meet-and-greet. 7:30-10pm.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 OAHU PACIFIC INK AND ART EXPO - Fri, Aug 2. Join more than 20,000 ink and art lovers at Hawaii’s first and only tattoo expo. Celebrity artist, cultural tapping art, music, car and bike show, vendors, food and contest make this an art event you don’t want to miss. $45 +. Blaisdell Exhibition Hall, (777 Ward Ave., Honolulu); 808768-5400; Pacificinkandartexpo.com EARTH WIND & FIRE - Sun, Aug 4. The elements come together once again! The MACC present Earth, Wind and Fire, bringing new and classic music from their latest album, ‘Now, Then and Forever’. For more than 40 years they have been performing original soul-funk-jazz sounds for sold-out audiences around the world. 7pm.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 SEABURY HALL HOST EBB AND FLOW ARTS FREE MUSICAL CONCERT - Sat, Aug 10. Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio presents

LOL WITH SULLIVAN AND SON - Sat, Aug 24. Laugh with the comedy quartet, Steve Byrne, Owen Benjamin, Roy Wood Jr. and Ahmed Ahmed. These headliners have graced the stages of The Tonight Show, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Comedy Central and Conan. $29/$39.

7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 CROSBY AND NASH - Thu, Aug 29. The MACC welcomes David Crosby and Graham Nash for one night only of unforgettable folk rock sounds and strong vocal harmonies. The two legendary members of the rock supergroup, Crosby, Stills and Nash make their way to Maui to bring back original songs like “The Cost of Freedom,” “You Don’t Have to Go” and “Teach Your Children.” 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787 REGGAE IN THE VALLEY - Fri, Aug 30. Legendary headliners and local artist will grace the stage at the ninth Annual Reggae In The Valley music festival. Ali Campbell, Fiji, Maoli, Mano’o Company, Jordan T. Josh Tatofi, opening with Kalisi, Leylani and Lia Live. $50/ $30-$40 presale.

4:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787

MAUI PRO BASEBALL NA KOA IKAIKA VS HAWAII STARS- Thu- Sat. This week join Maui’s own professional baseball team, Na Koa Ikaika, batting against team Hawaii Stars Hilo. Games begin at 5:30pm, except Saturday’s double header which begins at 1:30pm.

For tickets call or go online. Ichiro “Iron” Maehara Stadium, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku)

ART MAUI MASTERS INVITATIONS ART SHOW AND SALE - Tue, Jul 23. The Lahaina Arts Society presents the Maui Master Invitations art show and sale to benefit Lahaina Arts Association’s Outreach Program. Admire and bid on collections from Maui artists including George Allan, Danny Bushart, Michael Clements and Sue Perry. Old Courthouse, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888- 310-1117 ARTISTS’ SHOWCASE - Daily. The Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work in the lower lobby. Free. 8am1:30pm. Four Seasons Resort, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000 ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Tue, Wed & Fri. Maui artists sell their works in the lobby. Free.

9am-2pm. Grand Wailea Resort and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234 MAUI HANDS PRESENTS ARTIST IAN HAIGHT - Mon & Tue. Local artist Ian Haight uses his art to portray the beauty of our environment and promote the protection of it. His art will be showing in Paia every Monday and Lahaina

every Tuesday. 11am-2pm. Maui Hands, (612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina); 808-667-9898; mauihands.com MASTER JEWELER SHAKTI CAROLA NAVRAN - Daily. Trained in Europe, artist Shakti Carola Navran combines her knowledge of astrology and gemstones to create healing jewelry. 11:30am2:30pm. Maui Hands, (1169 Makawao Ave.) ANNUAL ‘MAUI MASTERS’ ART EXHIBIT - Daily. Local artists exhibit their work to support Lahaina Arts Association’s art programs for Maui keiki. Free. 6-8pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888- 310-1117 ARTIST IN THE EASEL - Currently featuring Belinda Leigh (Mondays). Daryl Millard, winner of the 2011 Lahaina Action Town Committee annual art contest (Wednesdays & Saturdays).

Davo, local pop artist (Thursdays & Fridays). Free.

5-9pm. Gallerie 505, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3537 LIFE DRAWING SESSIONS - Wed, Jul 24.

Swing by the studio for a relaxed evening of life drawing. Sketch or paint the model in an open studio setting, there is no instructor and no pressure. Bring your own supplies, charcoal pencils and a large newsprint paper sketch pad suggested. $20 Kama’aina/ $25 visitor. 6:30-8pm Magenta Blvd Art Studios, (142 Kupuohi Street, F3, Lahaina); 808-280-1390 LOCAL ARTIST FEATURED - Featuring local artist Ellen Levinsky and Joan Mercer, Maui Crafts Guild will showcase jewelry and multi-dimensional art made from natural elements like feathers and flowers. Free. Maui Crafts Guild, (69 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9697 MAUI HANDS PRESENTS ALEXA CASKEY - Fri, Jul 26. Featuring her love of the ocean, artist Alexa Caskey captures the beauty of the ocean on canvas. 4:30-7:30pm. Maui Hands, Lahaina, (612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina); 808-667-9898 ART-BQ - Sun, Jul 28. Every Sunday, enjoy free food and a showcase of Guy’s latest artwork. Free. 6:30pm Guy Junker Art Studio, (106 Kupuohi St. B-1, Lahaina); 808-6610923; guyjunker.com LIVE OIL PAINTING DEMO - Mon, Jul 29. Artist Cecilia Bahena will conduct a live oil painting demo focusing on capturing the natural beauty of subjects with illuminating color. Free. 10am-1pm.

Maui Hands, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka’anapali); 808-667-7997

EVENTS THURSDAY, JULY 25 HAWAIIAN MUSIC SERIES CONCERT - Enjoy live music under the stars, featuring Kawika Ho’opi’i with Brandon Hirata and Po’okela Wood. Bring seating and a friend.

6-7:30pm. Baldwin Home Museum, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; lahainarestoration.org/baldwin.html MACY’S SHOP FOR A CAUSE- HABITAT FOR HUMANITY - Daily. Purchase a $5 savings pass at Habitat for Humanity now through August. This stellar savings pass will benefit Habitat for Humanity and give you 25 percent off merchandise and 10 percent off electronics and home goods when you shop on August 24.

8:30am-4:30pm. Habitat for Humanity, (970 Lower Main St., Wailuku); 808-986-8050; habitat-maui.org/restore.shtml CLIFF DIVERS - Daily. Experience the thrill with your feet firmly on the ground! Watch experienced cliff divers take the plunge off Ka‘anapali’s famous Black Rock. Free. 6-8pm Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Kaanapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031

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ALE HOUSE

Envy Nightclub 9pm; $10 cover

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

Digiluxe w/ DJ Kurt 10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On with DJ LaRage 10pm; no cover

BLUE LAGOON Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Adam Masterson 7:30pm; no cover

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze 10pm; no cover

DJ Kalypso Solbass 9:30pm; $10 cover

DJ PlaywFire Ono 9pm; no cover

TUES- Moulin Rouge w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm; WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm, $10 after MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE Howard Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm / WED Evan Dove & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm; no cover

DJ Blast 10pm; $5 cover

Will Hartztag & TOLO 7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

Rampage 10pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment 9pm; no cover

Tolo 9pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli, 6pm

MON - Rayel’s Mix/ TUE - Pool League, 6pm WED - House Music, 9pm

Quiz Night 7pm; no cover

Dance Party 9pm; no cover

Jordan 6pm; no cover

Scott Baird & Gretchen 6:30pm; no cover

The House Shakers 6:30pm; no cover

Ryan Robinson 6:30pm; no cover

Jah Residentz 9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz 9pm-close; no cover

Super Dub Tribe 9pm-close; no cover

MON - Ryan Robinson, 10pm / TUE - Amy’s Mix, 10pm / WED - Big John, 10pm

Karaoke 8pm-close; no cover

FRIDAY, JULY 26

MAUI YOGA SHALA 4TH FRIDAY FESTIVAL - Festival features music and movement kicking off at 4:30pm with an outdoor yoga class followed by Dance and Yoga demos and a Fashion Show at 7pm. Don’t miss live music and DJs, local organic foods and crafts and keiki playzone. $10. 4pm-11pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); maui-yoga.com

the Allstars themselves! Free. 8am-2pm. Lihikai Elementary School, (335 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-205-7657 POSH PRINCESS PAGEANT - Watch pint size beauties compete in beauty, swim wear and talent contest to win the title of Miss Fourth of July!

Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com HANZAWAS GRAND RE-OPENING - Hanzawas General Store is celebrating new products with live music, free food and a traditional Hawaiian blessing. Free. 12-4pm. (1833 Kaupakalua Rd., Haiku); 808-298-0407

HI GROUND - Rock out at this month’s free Ka’amaina Nights Concert. Prizes, giveaways, food and product samples and more! Free.

7-8pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY South Maui invites you to a night of fun and festivities. Live music by Visibly Shaken and Simply Twisted, food, art crafts and keiki activities make this an event for the whole family. Free. 6pm. Kihei Town (Azeka Mauka); 808-870-0423

LONGHI’S ANNIVERSARY AND TRIBUTE - Celebrate 10 years with Longhi’s Ala Moana and pay tribute to Bob Longhi with great food, dancing and music by The Funk-A-Holics and Ricky Peterson. Reservations required.

8:30pm-1:30am. Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; longhis.com

COLOURS SALON GRAND RE-OPENING - Stop by Colours Salon and Day Spa Grand Re-Opening for free styling tip sessions, pupus and giveaways all day long! Free.

1-6pm. Colours Salon and Day Spa, (173 Ho’ohana St. #103, Kahului); 808-205-7657; colourssalonmaui.com

OBON FESTIVAL - This summer, join the Japanese celebration honoring ancestors. This festival brings you spiritual services, music, dancing, vendors and more! Free. 6:30-10pm.

Makawao Hongwanji Mission, (1074 Makawao Ave.); 808-579-8051

SKATE EVENT - Watch or compete in this weekend’s skate event! It’s free to enter and you get to listen to live music by One Way Out, eat BBQ, win prizes and more! Free to enter. 2-7pm. Paia Youth & Cultural Center, (Paia Bay, Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5798354; pyccmaui.org

FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR - Fri & Tues. Take a closer look at sharks and sea turtles on this exclusive behind-the-scenes encounter. Tours are guided by a knowledgeable Ocean Naturalist and include the chance to observe supervised feeds at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10 plus admission per guest. Space is limited, call for reservations. 11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma’alaea Rd.); 808-2707088; mauioceancenter.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partnership with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pmclose / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

Evan Schulman 6pm; no cover

different musical style is featured by local artists. Experience Maui at its best! Free.

11:30am-1:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-8723310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

OLD SCHOOL DANCE NIGHT - Dance the night away to Next Level Entertainment jams from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s! $10. 9pm-1am.

Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-0051

MON - Dave Carroll, 7:30pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30pm/ WED - Justin Phillips, 7:30pm

Maui Blues & Co. 6:30p; no cover

POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES - Daily.

Come see Maui’s most talented halaus perform center stage. Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; lahainacannerymall.com

A KEIKI’S DREAM GALA - Hear and see big talent from small keiki at the annual A Keiki’s Dream Gala: The Gong Show. Dinner, drinks, silent and live auctions will follow the show. Call for prices. 5:30-9:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808242-8476; kamehamehagolf.com

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

Salsa Night 9pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL

Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

DJ Jamn J 10pm; no cover

DIVAS NIGHT OUT - Maui’s most elegant and well known spa hosts an evening of mini spa treatments with special gift giveaways, food and pampering. This exclusive spa-rty includes access to Spa Grande’s Hydrotherapy Terme Circuit. Don’t forget your bathing suits. $50 per diva. $25 per little diva. 7:3010pm. Spa Grande at Grand Wailea Resort & Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8751234 ext 4949; grandwailea.com

SATURDAY, JULY 27 ALLSTARS BAZAAR - Help the Warrior Elite Allstar Cheerleading Champs raise money to take their teams to the American Showcase in California. Enjoy food, games, jumping castles, vendors, rummage sale, live entertainment and of course performances by

NOVA LUNA CENTER OPEN HOUSE - Tour the center that brings hope and healing to individuals with eating disorders and works to educate the community on prevention. Talk with the center’s specialist and find out more about their recovery process. Free. 4-7pm. Nova Luna Center, (161 Wailea Ike Place); 808-870-9886; novalunacenter.com EXCLUSIVE GLAMOUR EVENT - Dm Luxe is partnering with Tamara Catz to bring you a night of fashion, style and beauty. Join other glamour guru’s for cocktails, catering, beauty products and discounted spa services including botox and waxing. $20 members, $25/$40 guest. 21+.

6-10pm. Tamara Catz, (83 Hana Hwy. Paia); 808-579-9184; livedmluxe.com

OBON FESTIVAL - This summer, join the Japanese celebration honoring ancestors.

This festival brings you spiritual services, music, dancing, vendors and more! Free. 6:3010pm. Makawao Hongwani Mission, (1074 Makawao Ave. ); 808-579-8051 PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am-4pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); 808-4464126; hawaiianimalrescue.org YO-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Free. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET CRUISE Dance to local island and Reggae music by Mary Dread aboard a sunset cruise. Appetizers and drinks included. 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100); 808249-8977; pacificwhale.org

SUNDAY, JULY 28 TE TIARE PATITIFA HULA PERFORMANCE - Live Hula Show. Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808871-1307; mauimall.com MAUI KENNELS GRAND OPENING - Join Maui Kennels for their grand opening event and celebration of the new ownership of Makawao Vet Clinic. Bring your pet for a fun afternoon filled with live music, BBQ dinner and open house. 808-205-1434. 4pm. Maui Kennels, (444 Makawao Ave.); mauikennels.com LOCAL ARTIST RECEPTION - Artist reception featuring local artist Ellen Levinsky and Joan Mercer, Maui Crafts Guild will showcase jewelry and multi-dimensional art made from natural elements like feathers and flowers. Free. 5-8pm. Maui Crafts Guild, (69 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5799697; mauicraftsguild.com

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Mel Arausa 7pm - close; no cover

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WED - Karaoke Rick Glencross 7pm - close; no cover

MON - Mark Smeltzer/ TUE- Cole Sulenta WED - Tracy Stiles, all 7pm; no cover

JAY’S PLACE

MON- Open Mic WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

Kawika’s Krew 7pm; no cover

KAHANA GRILL 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod 7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

Nuff Sedd 9pm; no cover

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (no covers)

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Pau Hana Jazz 3:30-6:30pm; no cover

4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000

KIMO’S

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

1810’ 8:15-10:15; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - NOA ZEB, 10:30pm; no cover

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

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1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

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TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MAUI SPORTS CAR AUTOCROSS - Cheer or race in the SCCA Solo Autocross, designed to test drivers’ ability to maneuver through specially designed courses. Although the speeds during the race are no greater than normal highway limits, the nature of the course is intense, highly competitive and exciting. $25 members/ $35 visitors + $15 weekend pass. 8am-2pm. Maui Motor Sports Park, (Mokulele Hwy, Kihei); 808-2834986; mauiscca.net; mauiscca_info@yahoo.com FAMILY MAGIC - All-ages comedy and magic with Lauro Castillio. Free. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com FAMILY SUNDAYS - Games, crafts, food and more! 12-2pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com LINE DANCING MAUI PANIOLO POSSE - Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com

MONDAY, JULY 29 HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hipster style performance. Free. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, JULY 30 ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Learn some strumming techniques and impress your friends.

Free. 5:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; lahainacannerymall.com ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’ - Tues & Wed. Queen Kaahumanu Center invites you to catch discounted family-friendly movies all summer. $1. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover WED- Free Pool, 2pm-2am

Salsa with Bilongo 10pm; $10 cover

Anuhea 10pm; $20 cover

DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze 10pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Trish da Dish Pub Quiz 9pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron 6:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen 6:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers 6:30-8:30pm; no covr

MON - The Makai Jazz Group, 6:30pm / TUE - Brenton Keith’s Bag O’ Tricks 7-9pm/ WED -Wlilie K. Dinner Show., 7pm; $65

yard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free / @ ShopsAtWailea on Twitter. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm; Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina ); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm; Thu, Will Hartzag & TOLO 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Performance 6:30pm; Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Michael & Greig 6-8:30pm; Thu, Nem 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Sun, Dani Barerra 3-5pm; Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 31

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Entertainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0937.

WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea hosts their weekly arts and entertainment series, featuring a performance in the lower court-

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Sat, Ryan Robinson 6:30-10:30pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

MON - DJ Mark 10pm / TUE - Trivia Night, 8pm / WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm.

(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Wed, Josh Sumbicay 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, MondoKane 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Lydia and Nino 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Elaine Ryan 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Margie Heart Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Heart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Wed, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7pm; Mon, Mark Smeltzer 7pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai ); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm.

(730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St Unit 1 & 2, Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Far West Rock Trio 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 8088-667-3200.

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PARADISE GRILL 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Lahaina - 662-3700

70s, 80s 10pm-1am; no cover

Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am

Club Night w/ DJ Ron 10pm-1:30am

Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

MON - Big John / TUE - Industry Night / WED - Paradise w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm; no cover

Harry Troupe 6-9pm; no cover

Salsa Dance Party w/ Rafael, 10pm, $5 cover

Justin 6-9pm; no cover

Hawaiian Music w/ Deeson, 6-9pm; no cover

MON - Marvin Taraga, 6-9pm / TUE - Johnny Ringo, 6-9pm / WED - Gretchen, 6-9pm

RB STEAKHOUSE

WED - Open Mic Night, 9:30pm; no cover

4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina - 669-8889

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116, Kihei - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

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Live Music 10pm; no cover

Island Thursday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm; no cover

DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm; no cover

DJ LX 10pm-close; no cover

Rob+Ron=R2 9pm-midnight; no cover

Natalie 9pm-midnight; no cover

Gina Martinelli Band 7pm; no cover

Homestead 8:30pm; no cover

Kekona Ohana 8:30pm; no cover

Ah-Tim 4pm; no cover

Lia Live & Kryptones 9pm; no cover

Kittinger Jump, Naau, Harmonic Resonance 9pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Crunch Pups 9pm-1am; $4 cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Ernesto and Barbara, 8pm

Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30pm; no cover

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MON-TUE - Free Karaoke, 9pm / WED - Singles Night, 10pm (All sets no cover)

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Hawaiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:3010pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 Lower Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

SHERATON MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Daily, Live Dinner Music at The Cliff Dive Bar 6:308:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031.

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:30-8pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:308pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka’anapali Pwy.); 808-662-8025.

UMALU - Fri, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Sat, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Thu, Josh Sumbicay 6-8pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

WHALERS VILLAGE - Fri, Barefoot Minded 6-8pm. (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night:

Kanoa 10pm-close; no cover

MON - DJ Big Mike / TUE - DJ Salvo / WED Ladies Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10pm)

Karaoke 4pm; no cover

MON - Mahalo Monday / WED - Karaoke Party/Free Pool, 8:30pm TUES- Kimo, 4pm-6pm; no cover WED - Randall Rospond, 4pm-6pm; no cover

WED - Blues with The House Shakers, 8:30pm; no cover

“Two Weeks Notice” 7:30pm; Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, Kanoa & Jessica Rabbitt 7pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: “Empire Records” 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom & Mark 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

(555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #314); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sat, Jordan T. 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Piikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm.

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Sign Language LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Faith is the cornerstone of Leo optimism. If you believe good things will happen, they usually do. Even when bad shit goes down, you take it in stride with all the blessings that also come your way—the balance always comes out positive, eventually. Still, when Leos experience prolonged periods of less-thanamazing luck, they can occasionally suffer long-term damage to that self-fulfilling sunny outlook. That’s why I’m reminding you now: Things won’t automatically go your way. Nevertheless, don’t leap to the conclusion that the world has turned specifically against you. Just dial your hopefulness to a longer timeframe; soon, you’ll be the zodiac’s lucky golden child again.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You got so tired of nearly every risk-taking venture blowing up in your face that you’ve pretty much stopped attempting anything the least bit chancy.

Although taking unnecessary risks can liven up your life—and are a part of what makes life so great—I’m not going to advise you to start doing bong hits, shoplifting lipstick, or having sex in the office. However, don’t let yourself become boring and overcautious.

Sometimes life requires that you take risks that I would consider quite necessary (and might involve the aforementioned less-necessary risks), like giving love a chance, nurturing a hidden talent, or adopting an orphaned idea. One of those great and spiritually lucrative opportunities approaches; please take it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) If your life were a dance floor, lately it’d be way too crowded. On it, you’re constantly jostled, poked, elbowed and stepped on by your boogying neighbors. Don’t flip out and shove anyone out of your personal space, but don’t just fume and bop in place either, biding your time until the dance floor clears enough to really get your groove on. There’s another solution—one only someone of your enhanced charisma could pull off. Don’t compete against all these people packed into your space. Dance with them instead—which is what they all secretly want anyway.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Torture is useless, according to the mythos that surrounds you. Word on the streets is that once you’ve been confided in, toothpicks under your fingernails couldn’t pry secrets out of you. You’re a vault. Perhaps all this is true, or perhaps like most legends it’s mostly true but enhanced for popular consumption. I’d like to believe they’re accurate, that you’ll be able to resist the tantalizing incentives being dangled in front of you, in exchange for a betrayal so minor it’d be almost imperceptible. Trust me when I tell you: whatever you’re offered isn’t enough.

Screw selling out. Proving that your allies’ faith in you is well-placed will be far more lucrative in the long run.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Risk-taking is one of your fortes. I never have to coax you to be more adventurous, like I did for Virgo this week.

Instead, your friends and I usually waste breath exhorting you to exercise some restraint, and look before you leap.

Not this week; I’d rather not spoil the surprises you have in store by counseling you to check them out ahead of time. But since the leaps required to get to them are quite a bit further than your usual extravagant jumps, I’ll say this: Go ahead and jump blind, since it’s more fun for you that way. But strap on a hang-glider or bungee cord, before you hurdle off the cliff.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) As you veteran multi-taskers well know, there are plenty of things you can do while, say, you’re stuck in traffic, taking a shit, or sleeping. But you can only stretch efficiency like that so far. Some of the things you’re only devoting half or one quarter of your attention to at any given moment are going to rebel, backfire, or fall apart eventually.

That’s especially true of your most important relationships, which at least occasionally need you to put in 100%. This week, if someone you love is obviously trying to pour his or her heart out to you, notice. Put down the lipstick, the checkbook and shopping list. Hang up your cellphone, and pull the car over. Then listen. Just listen.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Friendships are like trees. They can sometimes grow

stiff and brittle with age and crack under unexpected strain, but usually the good ones have an arboreal longevity, and an ability to weather fierce storms and harrowing droughts. New friendships, however, are not so robust, whatever their potential. At this stage in their lives, they’re like barely awakened seeds or springy but fragile saplings; don’t make the mistake of treating them like the mighty oaks they might become.

This week, nurture those delicate and promising new sprouts. Don’t piss on them or make them endure forest fires, just because you think they should be able to. Pamper them now; they’ll survive disaster later.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Your sensitivity and emotional mystique will only carry you so far. You must admit you’ve coasted along on them for vast distances in the past. But sometimes, like the coming weeks, the world demands a couple of good, hard, practical edges. How to forge sponge into sword? Although enduring a trial by fire and being tempered by sharp blows is one way, I propose another solution, just as effective but far less painful: borrow someone else’s. Make a deal. Forget mutual back-scratching and try: “I’ll sponge your back, you cut up my enemies.”

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Your Muses want you busy. Screw that business about idle hands being the devil’s tools, but since your best ideas will emerge only when you’re not looking for them, keeping your brain partially occupied with some task is the best way to allow your subconscious to divulge its brilliance. When you’re actively seeking inspiration, it’ll hide like a shy child.

Don’t waste energy fruitlessly pursuing it. Instead, distract yourself with something productive, be it whittling, knitting, or washing dishes. The afflatus will come, and you’ll be able to do something about it as soon as you finish the project you began so it could.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You’re like a peacock hiding his plumage. You’ve spent all season cultivating this gorgeous crop of long, sleek, shining feathers, and now you’re too shy to strut. Don’t be embarrassed. Your achievements only seem ostentatious to your suddenly conservative sensibilities. To the rest of us, they look beautiful and will almost certainly have the intended effect: nearuniversal appeal. Why hide the fact that you’re ready and able to seduce the pants off virtually anyone and everyone? It’d be a shame to work this hard and not show it off. Strut your stuff baby, since you’ve got it.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Chameleons, like you, vary their colors to suit mood, situation, or environment. Your similar changeability, in both cases, is a survival tool. It helps them avoid predators and stalk prey; it helps you attract the huge variety of strange bedfellows (both literal and figurative) you crave. You also share a powerful intuition with that fascinating lizard, which can predict an insect’s movements accurately enough to nail it with a long, sticky tongue. Long sticky tongues aside, trust those gut feelings, which can help you find things to feed you, spiritually. Bear with my metaphor: Don’t settle for undeveloped larvae.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Cancerian psychology dictates that you’re designed to worry. Supposedly you’re fed and defined, to some extent, by your anxieties and their relief. Fine. However, if you must worry, at least worry about the right things.

Out of your two chief concerns—emotional and material security—one’s more realistic than the other. Go ahead and fret a little about money—just enough to keep you from making the extravagant purchases that’ll shunt you too deeply into the red. But don’t worry about the loyalty and resilience of your inner circle of friends; their occasional annoyance with your moodiness is just that, and won’t more than temporarily disrupt the deeper current of love beneath.

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MEDICAL USE of MARIJUANA CERTIFICATES & RE-CERTIFICATION The Office of

MATTHEW BRITTAIN, LCSW Coordinating M.D. Services for the Medical use of Marijuana

Free Pap Smears & Mammograms Hui No Ke Ola Pono (BCCCP) is currently serving women who do not have medical insurance.

QUALIFYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS INCLUDE: (but are not limited to)

MEDICAL MARIJUANA INITIAL CERTIFICATION $200 RENEWALS $150 • ALL FEES INCLUDED

Cancer, HIV/AIDS, Severe Pain, Severe Nausea, Glaucoma, Seizures, Severe Muscle Spasms, Asthma, Severe Cramping

New and Renewals $100 Plus the $25 money order for the State fee Patients with no insurance, KAISER, HMA, HMAA, mainland insurance or VA pay $25 more.

Please call Matthew at our Main Office in Hilo at

(808)934-7566 We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui.

We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.

Women must meet the eligibility requirements for the Breast and Cervical Cancer Control Program.

40-64 years old, Maui county resident, have a social security number and meet income criteria.

For more information call:

442-6856

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