Mars' Hill Newspaper Vol 21 Issue 11

COMMUNITY CORNER

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C O M M U N I T Y CO R N E R DE-CLASSIFIEDS

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I love the bottom, not the body part, but the bunk bed part. It reminds me of my forts when I was little. #memories I don’t do mla, I do apa: ask parent’s assistance.

first year university student? I feel more like a drowning dog.

I think I’m going crazy. taking rels homework to bio class The kid sitting in front of me in psych is searching “life sized cutout of Danny DeVito” on Amazon.

Blessed today with a rare sighting of the elusive creature Christopher Townsend Just discovered the turkey and cranberry sandwich at the LC, and it’s a game changer.

When you find out you’re over instead of under on your meal plan....#blessUP better than twu going phone free would be twu going homework free, that would defs give me time to connect.. http://koalastothemax.com/ What if submitting declassifieds wasn’t private. MarsHill be knowing all our secrets. ^ Hey, Alex Gust. Thanks for submitting a Declassified! Joey

Idea for Sodexo: An app that TELLS YOU how much money is on your card and how much you can spend each day to stay on budget. I shall suffer the annoyed look of the Sodexo’s workers face when I ask for my receipt... NO MORE sometimes I look at guys like Aaron Boemer and think...

How are you still single???

Does anyone else obsessively look over participants for the courses they’re in next semester to see if anyone FIRE in your classes?

When the professor asks any questions in class and all i can think of is “Um.. Can we leave?”

When a preview student comes and basically gets all the girls to fall in love with him and i’ve been here three years and still got nothing. What is your secret young one?

I feel bad whenever I observe a new couple and think hm I wonder how long before they’ll break up.

Trinity app idea *Trinder* It is like Tinder, but exclusively for people from Trinity.

Ere spelled backwards is Ere

Alright we all know Nancy is our favorite Lady Sodexo works but who’s our favorite male...

Thomas? James? Those are the only names I know....

Look Linda, If you’re going to review Wendy’s burgers, try the legendary JBC next time...ya won’t be disappointed.

While I am not a common attendee of Praise Chapel, hearing the energetic worship songs while I’m changing postgym always brings a smile to my face. Keep up the amazing work!

The path around the pond is completely flooded so I guess all our relationships will remain undefined for a while Now that I’ve made it to the end of my undergraduate degree, there’s only one thing left to say: Keara Graham, will you go on a date with me? I want to show you off to my mom... and the world.

I loved it when we had those stories about girl with brown hair in rels, and pumpkin spice lattes...where did they go?

Let’s start some new ones where do the geese go at night? McDonalds?

Loved all the bio 242 stuff in the last declass, you can tell it’s getting to our heads

Everybody, 12:47 am, in front of the caf, I saw the Trinity cat!

He/she has white paws!!

Someone, I need a husband to lie on the couch, eat cookie-dough ice cream and watch Buffy. /r/twu is a thing

looking out the library window and seeing ppl fishing in the pond.#toxicfish Why is it that no one knows how to use powerpoint? When you’re reading from your slides you’re doing it wrong To the guy who wears the “make America great again” hat, I disagree with you immensely but do keep wearing it sun comes out and everyone realizes that other people do in fact live on campus Commuters Masturbation

Ever notice how Joel Gajdos kind of looks like Flynn Rider from ‘Tangled’? Such a heartthrob.

Ever wanted to take a golf club to a goose’s head? No? Oh. Carry on then…

Actually liking what you like rather than liking it cause it’s hipster to like something no one else does Remember when we thought people in their 20’s were adults? Hahaha (help me).

Is it me or does Cal’s Army seem to be getting larger? youtube.com/betterideas If you were offended but the Mars’ Hill didn’t report it were you really offended?

Ah, yes, Spring. That time of year when the sun comes out and the Trinity students start nesting in the trees.

There’s nothing I want to see more than a Tyson Ediger playoff beard. #bombersplayoffs

Marry me Lisa Isaak? Do you even notice guys? those Northwest girls are wonderful people Find Eli Schweitzer and ask to feel the crater in his head. SO weird and yet so cool.

Mars’ Hill editors reserve the right to edit or reject submissions based on content and/or length. A printed submission does not necessarily reflect an endorsement of any kind, nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Mars’ Hill staff, the student association, or that of the University. In fact, probably not.

From the Issue 10 Feature (pg. 10-11), one underground newspaper was missing from the list of TWU Underground Papers. The Blue Bulletin (2013-2014) showed up around campus on weeks Mars’ Hill wasn’t published. It featured national politics from a TWU perspective, as well as opinion pieces from students. Mars’ Hill regrets the error.

In the Issue 10 Humour Section (pg. 18), the authorship for Connor Thiessen and Steven Simpson was switched. The article “TWU Bans Use of Hammocks” was written by Simpson and “Rotting Corpse Just Needs to Drink More Water” was written by Thiessen, not the other way around. Mars’ Hill regrets the error.

S C I P O T O O B TA Last issue we asked the TWU Community what campus taboos they would like to see addressed in Mars’ Hill Student Newspaper. Here are your answers: • You’ve already addressed all taboo issues good job • Admin-Faculty Wage Gap. Professors barely get by while administrators live in mega houses • I’d like to see the taboo of tattoos addressed. I have many tattoos, and as someone who enjoys to transform memories and struggles into redemptive pieces of art, I find it difficult when other’s reject me as a person solely based on the fact I have injected ink underneath my skin.

• The taboo of sexual frustration and how to go about it on a strict policy campus • Lack of women in administration

• dorm nudity? um how come trinity students are so afraid of sexuality but its FINE TO BE NAKED AROUND YOUR DORM CONSTANTLY • TORCH DIVIDE • The Torch Student Divide • I feel like there’s a lot of stigma in being a freshman, no one past that year wants to be your friend #freshmanzoned#hurt

• How weird the Master of Arts in Leadership Program in China set up by TWU is, how it is meant to teach Jesus to communists as part of a conservative program to sell tar-wells to China? And how politically freaky the Laurentian Leadership Centre is, churning out little Conservatives to evangelize the world?

• Commuters

• Actually liking what you like rather than liking it cause it’s hipster to like something no one else does

• Christianity

• Masturbation

• The meaning of tolerance

• The state of dorms. Fraser is literally falling apart, but we have money for new gym equipment.

• The fact that no profs seem to like Bob Kuhn • TWU’s poor media image harming reputation of profs and students, but not those who are master-minding the whole law school thing

• Those who are determined to change piece by piece and stone by stone to recreate Canada in a secular godless image propose to use their influence, their positions of authority, their money and our courts to this

“Well I can’t just post that on a public post, can I?” – Nadine Sikkema

end. The recent Supreme Court ruling on prayer at city council in Saguenay has sent repercussions across the country and greatly advanced the godless rebranding exercise. This ruling basically redefines freedom of religion as freedom from religion. Big banks and corporate CEOs have used their money and influence to advocate against a Christian law school at Trinity Western University. Medical licensing authorities have unilaterally expunged doctors’ long-standing conscience provisions, forcing costly legal challenges.

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