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CLASS 2015

Name: Abheek Dhar Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: India and the British Virgin (lol) Island.

Birthday: Day he goes to class Email: bunkster4evr@muwci.net Nickname: Bheek, Abheeksters, Anything with 'pal' at the end (Pseudo Pal, Notpal etc), Bitch, Fuck, Nippa Srivastava, Pal-father, Fiscal Deficit Pal, Matsu-pal

What animal/ thing represents Abheek: Kung fu Panda // Polar Bear // Mentally challenged dinosaur // Endangered species.

3 internal/ external characteristics:  Lazy as f*ck  Nippa Shrivastav  Smells like ass  Sucks at FIFA Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Pose “draw me like one of your French girls” // Stays up all night on reddit (r/spacedicks) and sleeps through the day // Abheek just exists, you’ll never see him up to something he’s just….around // Reading creepy Manga and general pedo-ness // Thinks he’s from the hood. // Hibernating in his Cave // Grim Reaper of w3 uptown The school’s: Giant Panda // BFG // Fuck //Serial masturbator Motto/ Most used sentence: “Yo Dutta/Pavan/Karan/Ilia/Ian/Aman/Sathish/Pelham/Guiness, can I have a cig?” // “My life sucks...I’m depressed” // “I give up on life dude” // “Man, all my teachers hate me” // “Why the fuck not?!” // “I’m broke, yo buy me a pack of cigs” // “Yo my fuckin parents gave me only Rs 100 for the term” // “My parents know I drink and smoke. They saw my facebook man..” // “I’m below the poverty line, man” // “I’ll fuck your mom” // “I’ll rip your fucking balls off!” // “I’ll fuck you in the ass.” // “Bend over, bitch!”

A quote: “What if Sand is sand because it is between sea and land?”

Three things Abheek would bring to a deserted Island: Kendrick Lamar mixed tape // Weed // Maggie (not his) // Green hoodie // Ice Tea // Childish Gambino’s cock // Pipe to smoke sand Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: ● ^ refer to picture ● Burnt his own fucking bottle when he drank for the first time. LOL Abheek for the record you didn’t burn it, Pavan did, but it will be too late by the time you see this. ● That time he tried to throw soap water on Shiv but missed and slipped on it, fracturing his leg. ● Dragon Ki Chuth. ● Smoked tea leaves out of pure desperation. ● Flashed Ritwik his penis. Accidentally. ● Flashed Shebaz and Ahaan his ass. On purpose.

Where will Abheek be in 10 years and doing what: Dragon Ki Chut all day erryday // Basement 4chan neckbeard.

A few words for the future: Get your shit together, bruh.

We still love you though!!! (lol chuth) Also, Drink tea, not smoke it.

Name: Abhishek Shah Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Gujarat, richest part of Mumbai Birthday: 25th of May Email: abhisheks@muwci.net - Num put in the non-muwci email. sexybombayboy@baller.net Nickname: GujjuBoy, abhi, sheks, abhibaby, dumbshit What animal/ thing represents Abhishek: Piggy bank // Hair gel 3 internal/ external characteristics: 1. Cutest person ever - Numaya 2. Ambitious - Numaya 3. Indecisive 1) Obsession with hair; 2) Deer caught in the headlights; 3) Needing basketball shoes to seem taller; 4) Cheap as fuck Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Puts name labels on literally everything he owns. Sort of like marking his territory. (*ahem ahem* babe them) // Cooks great Pasta (lol// Super caring // Writing love poems when kids in theatre hate him // Got his own stove lol, thinks he sings well The school’s: Baller and NYU Tisch boy // Chef // Pasta central Motto/ Most used sentence: “Don’t come in, we are studying Bio right now” “Let’s play?” “ I need to get a haircut” “How does my hair look?” *checks hair in all reflective surfaces” “sorted” “Dam she has nice eyes…”

A quote: “Are you feeling low? Wait, let me make you some pasta” (Please don’t stop) “On a scale of one to Abhishek, how hot am I?” “On a scale of abhishek to numaya, how emotional am I?” Wherever you go, there you are “CoooooOOOllllzzz” - 2012 fb status things Abhishek would bring to a deserted Island: A Basketball! // A coin to make life decisions // Good gourmet food // Abhaya ;) (wtf no) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When yanish walks into his corner without notice // His 2010-2012 FB statusses Where will Abhishek be in 10 years and doing what: Super successful theatre artist // 4 rings in NBA // Running a small little eatery somewhere in NYC? Super successful (unless it’s only veg lol) // bargaining in Mumbai streets for wadapav.

A few words for the future: - Stop travelling! // “Numaya > any other bitch you ever meet” // “if life gets too shitty, remember: you were the only person at muwci who had to choose between going to Northwestern and NYU Tisch” - Vanisha: enjoy yourself and don’t forget the people who helped you get where you are. Smile and appreciate everything!

- Mohammed: I could not ask for better roommate. legit., - Beste: Go ahead boss!! No one can stop you =)

Name: Adrianna Florencja Woźniak Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Poland (Boleścin with population of 450 people - although she would try to convince everyone that she lives in a city, don’t trust her!)

Birthday: 5/07/1996 Email: ada.wozniak9@gmail.com Nickname: Ada

What animal/ thing represents Ada: A lioness // Banana 3 internal/ external characteristics: Fabulous, long blond hair, the sassiest sunglasses you’ll ever see (and she’s wearing them allll the time); Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Pizza-making, pizza-eating, making pierogi and spread polish culture // computer // Walking fast and to the point. Making cornflake chicken // Speaking Italian when too drunk and very poor German but it’s really adorable // avoiding caf/Indian food // Adventures in Goa, especially making new friends The school’s: Fashionista (and top model) // being pissed at Oscar/Henning because of bad grades and trying not to fail Psych // complaining about everything that is school/college related (how can the girls not be allowed to be on guys’ floors after 11pm?!) // gossip queen.

Motto/ Most used sentence: ‘Kurwa’, ‘chuj’; ‘japierdole’; ‘chuj mu w dupe’ (and the whole list of other polish swearwords) ‘‘It is/It was HYPER _____’, “I need to get drunk tonight” “OMG old mang!!!” “Kinda, sorta…”, “Whaaat?”, A quote: “Yedenspinchbeshbeshbesh” (great perception of polish language) Three things (fill in name) would bring to a deserted Island: Pizza, laptop, sunglasses Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Got drunk and twisted her ankle // Being smashed by rickshaw (so lucky) Where will Ada be in 10 years and doing what: Singing opera but not shyly in the social centre. Sassily killing it with Polish majesty (hell yeah). Also, according to a diviner from Kraków she would be married to an Indian guy who will an economist and she will have 3 kids, yey.

A few words for the future: Ada, my wonderful being keep being you, don’t give a shit what others think because you are FABULOUS and we know it <3 Ada! You’re the most amazing co-year and I love you so much! I’m gonna miss our exclusive Polish-speaking meetings. I wish you all the best in St. Olaf! Stay awesome! Love ya!

Name: Aditya Karan Kamireddy Year of graduation: Never Origin: Hyderabad/Bangalore (Lol chinmay wishes) Birthday: 3rd March 1997 Email: Nickname: AKK, Adi, Karan,

What animal/ thing represents Aditya: Every Indian’s drunk chutiya uncle 3 internal/ external characteristics: Has to strip before he smokes Strange, laugh thing.. A mix between a fat man’s chuckle and a 5 year old girls giggle.

Scars of battle Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Binge watching AIB, TVF. // Binge watching DOTA videos // Binge watching anime // Binge watching minecraft // Ranting for a really long time whilst you must sit there and nod and accept the education he has gifted to you.

And don’t forget, the system is stupid and there is a big loophole in educating which only he can see. You can only know of it if he tells you so. // Sitting in his courtyard 24*7 with the lappy on his lap // First year: Never left his corner, Second year: Never slept in his corner // Shouting at Abheek The school’s: Original Badass // Only Indian smoker when we came on campus. Fucking corrupted everyone // High Maintenance (too expensive to get him drunk) Motto/ Most used sentence: “Do you have cigs?” // “Do you have food?” // “Fuck all. I’ll do it later” // “We can do that in like an hour man.” // “This is some pussy-ass shit.” // “What a fucking faggot.”

[Insert top 10 most complex, random words from the Oxford Dictionary] (just to fuck with you) “resty time” // “this nigga/chick/dude” //“tell me a story” // “Alpha” // “What is this pseudo Bullshit” // “Yo, I’m only scared of Malika” // “Chill yaar. I’m just fucking with you” // “That’s so meta” A quote: “Ashish, did your mind just delegitimise itself from your body? In two seconds you went from Ashish Phal to Abhik Pal” // “Dude whenever I smoke a shit I feel like taking a smoke” // “Bura denginda mama?” // “love me, why don’t you love me” Three things Aditya would bring to a deserted Island: Dota 2 // Rowan // Cigs he bummed off from someone because he “quit” Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Snorting salt when he was tripping balls // Snorting salt when he was sober // Eating raw eggs which he thought were boiled when trippin. // The first time he had sex. True story. // Biggest win ’went to SATs tripping and still scored higher than most’ // First time Jose saw him, he was passed out drunk on the floor of his room, face caked in blood and mud splattered all around him Where will Aditya be in 10 years and doing what: Playing Dota 2 and smoking for the next 100 years, time does not wait for anybody except Aditya Kidding, he will be dead. (probably of lung cancer/too much DOTA) A few words for the future: Chanag kudi!

Name: Adityajit Singh Kang Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Chandigarh Birthday: July 25, 1996 Email: addysinghkang@gmail.com Nickname: Addy What animal/ thing represents Adityajit:  “A well” (in his own words)  A warm, big hug.

3 internal/ external characteristics:  Clear distinction between awake and just-woke-up-bear-face  Jeans (“The first thing when I left home was to cut the legs  Mustache and beard Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Make extremely inappropriate sexual jokes about almost everything, everywhere.  Dreams about consuming all kinds of contraband, even though he has never (and will probably never) try once.

The school’s: Counsellor // sexually frustrated. //Listener, understander. // Cupid. // Enthusiast Motto/ Most used sentence: “Are you thinking about sex, too?”, “Oooh ho-ho-ho, that is just so sexual!”, “what’s the point if they can’t have sex?”

“How are you doing?” – Said in the most genuine way that it can possibly be said.

A quote: “I believe in holding hands.”

“I think God is sexual energy - and religious institutions stigmatize sex to keep us away from God and preserve their power.”

“I just get turned on at the slightest touch” “[name] is so beautiful when she’s drunk!!”

Three things would bring to a deserted Island: His friends’ photos, all of them.

His precious pen and papers (to write poems, probably in Urdu).

Kamasutra Complete Guide Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Every of his jokes.

Where will Adityajit be in 10 years and doing what: A CHAIN SMOKER OMG! (JK, though there’s real potential).

Owner of a revolutionary website called “fumbler”.

All of the above, plus being an activist/lawyer supporting gay rights and sex workers in India.

Spreading his love and beauty to more people that didn’t even know they needed it A few words for the future: Pleasepleaseplease - just be yourself!

You will find someone who loves you too much, and that person will be the luckiest man in the world. I am already jealous ;)

Name: Adreena Burhanuddin Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Malaysia (Mix Chinese, she said. Well, she said) Birthday: January 16, 1995 Email: slcth-querencia@gmail.com Nickname: Adroon

What animal/ thing represents Adreena:  Chocolate.  Skittle specifically 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Kind, like to share/cook for others,  loves babies  sarcastic AF Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Nibbling on skittles,  mangoes, chocolate,  buying things online and never using them after receiving them,  loves everything PEACH PEACH PEACH,  TUMBLR IS TRUTH. The school’s: sassy hermit.

Motto/ Most used sentence:  “SORRY SORRY SORRY”  “Sorry boss” A quote: “excuse me?! you are not allowed to enter this room!”

Three things Adreena would bring to a deserted Island:  Skittle, chocolate, and lots of chocolate. She will surely survive, trust me.  her instant tea and coffee  her watercolors  her pictures from tumblr Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When she asked Rhiana to bring her a soft toy from the states because she wanted it so much that she ordered it online and got it delivered in the states.

Where will Adreena be in 10 years and doing what: World’s most famous actuarial science person??? Yes! A few words for the future: You are a hidden treasure, Adreena. Only special people can find you. Do what you love and do it for yourself. You will always find people you love you regardless. xx

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Name: Adrián Suárez del Busto Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Spain and West Africa (mostly Africa) Birthday: 21st May Email: adriansuarezdelbusto@hotmail.com Nickname: Del busto, Adrianos, Aids

What animal/ thing represents Adrian: A koala 3 internal/ external characteristics:  His accent  Big ass  His ego  Emotional and a bit fucked up but very cute Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Sleep // Slur his words // slumps around the school The school’s: Nobody-understands-when-he-speaks-guy Motto/ Most used sentence:  “jnqifrbwobpdniew”  “Dude, are you high?”  “Dude, doesn’t (enter name of girl) have the BEST boobs on campus; no like seriously, im not kidding...(goes on to describe x girl’s breasts)”  “Can I touch your boobs?” “why no?” “just out of curiosity..”  “I don’t know man.. I don’t know.. what do you want from me?”

A quote:  “Cuando monta la fresa en la cuchara…”  “Shut up, dickface”  “chutiya”  “gilipollas”  “Porque, porque, porque” *Thick spanish accent”  “Eat a baby dik” Three things Adrián would bring to a deserted Island: Luciana (haha no), his ego (cause it counts aside from him), condoms Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Last year when he came out of his corner after banging and his roommates were waiting outside for him to finish.

Losing Truco to Tamar and Sam, after bragging about being Argentnian.

Where will Adrián be in 10 years and doing what Acting out melodramatic soap operas in Spain A few words for the future: You are not lonely, look around :) Be fantastical! Be fabulous! Wear neon pink scarves!

Name: Ahaan Karha Year of graduation: N/A Origin: The richest, preppiest part of Delhi Birthday: 16 December 1901 Email: ilegitfinishedtheuwcchallenge@suckmydick.com Nickname: Cuntface cocksucker, A-haan, Ahaan Khan, Bhosadike What animal/ thing represents Ahaan: Sloth, LGBT(coordinator) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Sloppiest motherfcker // Explicitly horny // Get people to do stuff for him ALL THE FUCKING TIME // Lost 4 lyf // The pout face he makes and stays silent Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Being fucking good at guitar but not showing anyone  Twerking when nobody's around  Catching people jacking off - and jacking off all the time and never getting noticed  Shoving his balls in your face.  Pulling an ahaan: aka skipping the whole day of classes and downloading movies  Taking personal days because his dog died 9 years ago  Walking in to chem first block at 8 am, post shower + moisturizer + preppy Delhi clothes + fuck my life, fuck the world expression  Faggot but totally denies it.  Best hockey coordinator in the WORLD The school’s: Least fuck giver // Challenge breaker ;) // Teacher’s pet lol jks // Ex-brace-face Motto/ Most used sentence: “I do what i want” // “Shit happens yo” // “Chup Bhosadike!!” // “Safety!” // “fucking retarded” // “hippie shit” // “Can you send me your lab?” // “I don’t know man” A quote:  “I’ll stick a spiked dildo up your ass.”  “I want someone who can whip me”  “I need someone to blow me mann..”  “Can I hit you? Only once!”  “Give me some of that sex massage shit.”

Three things Ahaan would bring to a deserted Island:  His guitar  His hard drive with 55 GB+ of porn  His Laptop Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Twerk-off against Wei-Hao Where will Ahaan be in 10 years and doing what: Whatever he wants to do, wherever he wants to.

Passed out somewhere.

A few words for the future: Bye! Stop being an asshole. I know you can be a nice guy. Maybe.

Keep humping everyone and everything. It’s healthy.

Please can your message replies contain more than one syllable?

The obvious cutie-niceness is beautiful and sometimes, only sometimes, maybe start with that? LOL do what you want!

Name: Aida El Kohen Year of graduation: May 2015 Origin: Moroccan Birthday: May 22 Email: I’mSOExcitedToday@JordanianBoys.ma Nickname: Lalla Aiouda Dwida ,Aidsssssss, Aidi, Aidush, AIJRRRRHDAH

What animal/ thing represents Aida:  Cat  House Gecko  Mouse 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Jouflu  Adorable  Good Fashion sense  Emotional  Best laugh and beautiful smile Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Gym once in a month (and tells everybody that she went) // Makes the crippiest desserts with fruits and oats (but they taste so good) // Show me your beautiful bras and belly and have tea and ask me why I do make up!

The school’s: Old grandma Motto/ Most used sentence: ”close the door”/ “I’m soooo happy today!!”/”Obviously”/”You’re so paradoxical”/”Zmer 3lik” /”you know what, I gonna go to bed now.” “Girls I’m so excited. I gonna take a shower right now.” “ I made the best dessert ever out of nothing today and it was so good ask Jamila “You know what? I’m so shocked” “Obviously not” “so cute” “Mec....I am so shocked” A quote: “Im not going to have sex but if I have, well, we’ll see” Three things Aida: would bring to a deserted Island: Sallah/Faisal...some Jordanian boy/ iPhone/ Her food (Tea Oats with Yoghurt)/ Toni Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: “Minh Anh can I have some of your honey, I’ll make some oats for Tonny and he doesnt feel well right now? You know I don’t do it for myself” (So notable Aida =))) Where will Aida be in 10 years and doing what: You gonna have a super big bussiness and hire me as your CEO even I don’t give a fuck about math and gonna have a fancy wedding with some arabian dude that wears polo shirts all the time.

A few words for the future: Keep the innocence , or NOT. INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING , KEEP FACBOOKING ME AND FLY TO ME WHEN I GET MARRIED.

Name: Alok Panray Beeharry Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: The rainy spot of Mauritius Birthday: 15th July, 1996 Email: olak@goat.net Nickname: Olaf, Olak, Aloo

What animal/ thing represents Alok:  A goat  Satyr 3 internal/ external characteristics: His awesome stubble beard, ever growing cockatoo hair and his contagious laughter Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Licking ALL the chocolate off candy wrappers,  Calling people from a distance using his green laser  Buying things he doesn’t need because they “were a great deal!”  Parkouring shit, making goat noises when Arnav tells him to  Cooking fried rice after a caf raid,  Thoughtfully brushes hair with fingers The school’s: Well-rounded musician, adventurer, chef, adventurer chef, academic boss and Satyr, dry humoured MC, Mauritian shoulder shaker Motto/ Most used sentence: Yeah, suuure, why not?

A quote:  “I can’t eat naan… I took a vow of naan violence.”  “N****, das sum ol’ Buuulshit!”

Three things Alok would bring to a deserted Island:  Jorja  His sleeping bag and a spade to dig himself out on the other side of the world because GEOLOGY  Arnav,  Prashant,  Harem Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: During a fire service burning session, Alok took a step back, tripped, and fell ass-first into a fire.

Also, on a bustling night along Tito’s lane, Baga, he forgot to pay the restaurant for that delicious egg fried ricejust walked right out- and almost got his ass beat by the restaurant owners until the buff guys showed up.

Where will Alok be in 10 years and doing what: If not controlling a goat colony and taking over the world, being his cool, strange self rocking the stage with a guitar playing ROCK music.

A few words for the future: Keep doing what you’re doing, and life will sort itself out for you. Just stay in touch with us, you’ve touched our hearts and will always have us as lifelong friends.

Keep doing your “oh crap this is awkward” shoulder dances. And keep the pigeon caged. ADIGD.

Name: Alvaro “Coke” Guerra Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Guatemala Birthday: 11 February Email: thestranger@camus.suicide Nickname: Meursault, Alvarito

What animal/ thing represents Alvaro: A panda bear.

3 internal/ external characteristics:  Drinking 5 litres of coke per day  Glasses  Belly (chubby <3) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Drinking coke  Wining about life  Being a pain in the ass  Eats all the food  Chocos and kit kat binging  Pinching niples The school’s: Heavy coke drinker, Cigarette bank Motto/ Most used sentence:  “I don’t give a shit anymore”  “I had an assignment due a month ago”  “someone stole my waiwai/coke/cigs/etc” A quote:  “yo me voy pal coño”  “ya cerote!”  “Let’s go to the coffee shop?”

Three things Alvaro would bring to a deserted Island:  Coke  Coldplay CDs  Cigs (citrics)  His IB movie (to watch it a thousand times) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment:  Miranda (Luciana and Maria Jimena FUCK OFF)  Almost getting some but not. Pizza was better.  Jumping on strange woman in Nepal…… HORNY! Where will Alvaro be in 10 years and doing what: Meursault // Selling pictures of stars in Guatemala City // Miranda’s Husband A few words for the future: Stop drinking coke Eat more vegetables

Name: Aman Rai Year of graduation: N/A Origin: Ghaizabad (not Delhi) Birthday: 4 April 2015 Email: Nickname: Amans Rais, Aman Rai from Ghaizabad, Pedophile, Self Gardener

What animal/ thing represents Aman: Hairy Mule, hobbit 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Cocky motherfucker  Sweet on the inside?  Perfectly trimmed chest hair (lol) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Stealing cigs  Stealing clothes  Traumatising first years with used condoms stuck to binliners The school’s: Rapist Gandu Motto/ Most used sentence:  “Can I borrow your clothes?”  “Well, actually…”  “I’m soo fucckked, dude”  “Yo, d’you have cigs?”  “I’m so fucked for [insert name of literally anything ever]”  “I was a good, innocent, Indian boy” A quote: “I’ll never touch tobacco in my life and that’s one thing I am proud of.” LOL “It’s fine, I’m pulling an all-nighter anyways.”

Three things Aman would bring to a deserted Island:  Kayleigh  Basket ball  Trimmer  His array of various accents Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Abheek stepped on his leg and broke it.

Where will Aman be in 10 years and doing what: Shady shit in Ghaziabad.

A few words for the future: Buy your own cigs.

Invest in laser hair removal

Name: Amulya Vadapalli Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Thailand Sometimes Dehli, sometimes Hyderabad, sometimes Thailand depending on the situation Birthday: October 17, 1997 Email: amaulya.v17@gmail.com Nickname: Amulz, Mooli, Lump, Shamulya, Nachaniya

What animal/ thing represents Amulya: Sloth 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Beautiful hair (at some point...then she cut it)  Food baby AKA Rachel Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Sleeping  Eating  Dancing  Randomly doing Kathak… oh wait, Kuchipudi hand postures while sitting around.

The school’s: Sexaholic Motto/ Most used sentence: First I will get into college, then I will do nothing.

A quote: “Hippies are going around hand in hand and I dont like it!”

“I’m jhak maaroing” “Chumma” “I love you Chahat” “okay boss” Three things Amulya would bring to a deserted Island: Subway Surfer, Chahat, Kinder Joy Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Talking to Rachel (her food baby) instead of her real friends.

Where will Amulya be in 10 years and doing what: She’ll be a boss, not give a fuck, and have a lot of sex (with multiple people, occasionally at the same time) or Malika in 10 years.

A few words for the future: You do what you do girl cause you do the best.

Also, you are better at making friends than you think.

Name: Ana Itzel López Romero Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Mexico Birthday: 13th January Email: belamachela@hotmail.com Nickname: Anaitz, “bebesito”, Princess Ana

What animal/ thing represents Ana: Platyhelminthes and a gay albino rhino 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Black beautiful messy hair.  Short  Gigantic ass Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Not wearing a bra No shaving FEMINISM FOR THE WIN. The school’s: Most interesting Artist Diva Motto/ Most used sentence: “Alvaro, deja de chingar” “That guy smells like Narnia” “It’s because I am short…”

“Dude”/”Man” A quote: Que pinche mierda...

Three things Ana would bring to a deserted Island: Med Center Bottled water, A nordic guy (just for company) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: SHOWER TIME ft. Andres, Maria Jimena, Luciana and Miranda (“This is so embarrassing, I am not wearing a nice bra right now”) Where will Ana be in 10 years and doing what: She will be married with an artist. She is going to be the successful one in life while her husband stays at home and takes care of the children.

A few words for the future: Maji: Mi anita, me has enseñado demasiado estos dos últimos años. Desde a quitarle perfectamente los huesos a un pollo a ver lo mejor en mí. No te puedo describir la falta que me harás y todo lo que te admiro. Eres una persona llena de fuerza y vida. Un alma hermosa por dentro y por fuera, solo falta que tú te des cuenta de eso.

Eres todo un ejemplo, mi linda. Me enorgullece poder llamarte mi amiga, mi compañera, mi hermana. Gracias por compartir conmigo esa hermosa persona que eres. No me queda nada más que decirte que gracias. Te quiero al infinito y más allá. Contigo, por siempre.

Anahita’s sister (because she is much prettier)

Name: Anahita Patkar Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Hyderabad? Delhi? Parsi? Niloufer?

Birthday: Novemeber 1st Email: sexyaunty@champachameli.com Nickname: Auntyji, Partygirl Patkar

What animal/ thing represents Anahita: CAT (Keeps mowwing at random hours) 3 internal/ external characteristics:  The much needed realist  Logistics QUEEN  Flirtatious grin Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Bakes like a goddess  A4 campouts  Spends saturday mornings thawing ice out of the fridge The school’s: Aunty Anahita & Partygirl Patkar Motto/ Most used sentence: “ Yoooo (pause) I have got an idea!!!” (abandons the idea) A quote: “Fish and chicken are basically vegetarian food” “Why look at the menu? Look in the dustbin, it’s the same thing” “What’s missing from your statement of motivation?” “motivation” “Darling…..”

“Child” “ain’ nobody got time for dat” “NAICE” -in demon voice Three things Anahita would bring to a deserted Island: Tootlz, Tootlz and Tootlz Expensive liquor Kacha Aam Amulya, Chahat and Meghna Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Guys!!! I have an idea (idea never materialises) A certain guy (wink wink) Where will Anahita be in 10 years and doing what: Running a Michelin star restaurant where Chahat, Numaya, Meghna, and Amulya get free food and 95% of all profits. And Laukya gets the other 5% :) A few words for the future: pls give us all free food in your michelin star restaurant thanks <3 Find a tailor who can actually stitch clothing

Name: Anamay Agnihotri Year of graduation:2015 Origin: My-lund Mumbai India (Thane) Birthday: 23/07/1997 Email: Nickname: Amanay, Amarnay, Hemmingway, Jignu Boy, Niggamay, Cambridge

What animal/ thing represents Anamay: Sloth/ any creature that engages in incessant autoeroticism.

Something with a really pointed nose - probably a nerd 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Striped polo  Fedora, neckbeard and sunglasses (under certain circumstances)  Cambridge sweater  Pedo Hat Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Wanking (a lot of wanking)  Shouting at Wei Hao  IB in all senses The school’s: Master Masterbator Rubik’s cube solver Motto/ Most used sentence: “I hate this shit!”

“Fuck the butterfly garden” Salah: Anamay, Brush kar liya? Anamay: Bhenchod fuck brushing yar Idhar aake bol.

A quote: Yeh jhat ke bal kya hote hai?

‘Ye Finland kya country hai re? Bhenchod desh ke naam mein he ‘LUND’ hai” Three things (fill in name) would bring to a deserted Island: 100GB+ of Porn (and back-up) Rubik Cubes Daru Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Ahaan “ Yo anamay did you bring the shit” Anamay puts out his hand signalling to stop and says turn around Where will Anamay be in 10 years and doing what: Pornstar! (new engineering fetish inventor) Still jacking off in his corner. will know all the porn in the world by heart.

A few words for the future: DON’T STOP WATCHING PORN. Give in your protection money on time.

Name: Andrea Tangrild (Tangsild?) Rustad Nymoen Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: NORWAY Birthday: 5. March 1996 Email: andrearustad.nymoen.90@facebook.com // andrean@muwci.net Nickname: Andreåring What animal/ thing represents Andrea: Duckieees // Norwegian Chocolate // Good music taste // i-Pod // Fish soup // Norwegian sweaters // Amnesty International // Lumbersexual ;) // A squirrel // Crocodile 3 internal/ external characteristics: 1 big ear, 1 small ear Erratic and calm Soft hair Her EYES Wobbly knees Her long skirts flowing in the wind Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Definite workaholic Cooking. Alone.

Listening to music Going hyper after eating anything sweet anytime at night Needs complete silence to sleep The school’s: Human Rights Activist (Soon to be) Lawyer Pun master// Tea Party Animal // Dj for anything // Dora the explorer // Crazy married woman Motto/ Most used sentence: Look at this cool new homework assignment I got! // Have you heard this band? They’re SO cool! // I’m just… on such a weird mood today. // “Hej” and ending e-mails with “link to a new song she found” A quote: “No one has seen or heard from him since last wednesday” (bird?)// I’m still married/I’m divorced // My brother/father/mother/Tamar is the coolest person ever // I’m married. I’m divorced. I’m still married. // I miss home and good fish // “I’m making fish soup for dinner with…” // “Sleep on the floor tonight?”

Three things Andrea would bring to a deserted Island: Her music <3 // Spotify // i-pod and speakers // Glugg // Srinidhi // MAX!// A dictionary about how to talk to birds Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When a lady in Hampi said, “buy these pants” because she didn’t realize there was a huge hole in her pants Where will Andrea Tangrild be in 10 years and doing what: Loving and peace-ing the world //GOING CRAZY AT PARTIES // Saving the world with Max // Building a space ship A few words for the future: It doesn’t matter whether you’re married to someone or divorced. I just want to see you happy and smiling. //You have no idea how much I love you,//I would like to trek the Norwegian mountains with you//Marry me? I want a green card to Norway and then we can be flat mates

Name: Andrés Montiel Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Venezuela Birthday: April 23, 1995 Email: Nickname: sockboy, Andru, Monti, Plati, Andimón What animal/ thing represents Andres: A sock, A goat & a book 3 internal/ external characteristics: Golden look // Socks and crocs // The most beautiful heart and hair // Evil hidden soul (Card against humanity game to proves it) // Funny facial expressions // funny posture, Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: The squeeze that accompanies his laugh or indicates an inside joke // Dilated nostrils when pissed/surprised :) // The slumped over slight tugging on all his t-shirts when he stands // Reads the Bible and pray God // Weird and random conversation in Hindi dances // Plath moves of suicide // Interpretive dancing to intense and mournful songs.

The school’s: Little prince // Lovable Ginger Motto/ Most used sentence: “Callate brother” (Shut up Brother) // “De pana, marico” // “Ya no aguanto mas, me quiero moriiiiir” (I cannot stand this anymore, I want to diiiiie) // “que le pasa a esta caraja…” (What’s wrong with this girl) // “Nooooooooo!” and a squeeze // “Nonononono….” // “Human Relations/Psychology/IB/etc is a myth” A quote: “I’m peeing” // Anything from the Bible, the Quran or the Bhagavad Gita, Three things Andres would bring to a deserted Island: His colorful cameras // His funky boxers // The little prince book, // Honey cake // His hipster music AKA Beirut/Johnny Flynn // The Bible // Little hearts // Tea // His FRO Papers Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: *integration week – speed dating with Alisha* Question: “The person’s most beautiful part of the body” Andrés to Alisha “your legs” ps: he couldn’t see her legs *In a train to Bangalore* Andres throws a bottle of water into a woman’s foot by accident Andres’ next reaction: uncontrollable laughter *In wada 2* Andres enters to a room looking for someone and found two people kissing.

His reaction was to run away leaving the door open.

In his room: Enters to see his first year whom he has never spoke to before. asks him where he is from: First Year: I am from Pune Andres: “Oh my god! Pune is such a dirty city, everytime I come back from there my boogers are black” First year is very creeped out by his strange room mate.

Where will Andres be in 10 years and doing what: Sexual psychologist // Train driver // Daddy Yankee’s manager (writing his deep songs) // PNC Teacher at Mahindra College (Ben in 10 years) // Street artist in French Guyana A few words for the future: Andres, you sun beam person, go forth and find the true calling on an alternative planet filled with Banyon trees and wonderful goats and ukeleles! You are very very loved by many.

Name: Arista Rawat Engineer Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: 100 Acre woods Birthday: The day she didn’t appreciate our coffee cake. (9th September…)

Email: Iamthepooh@mangoesandicecream.com Nickname: Moti, Winnie/Vinny What animal/ thing represents Arista: Pooh (appreciate the pun :3) Also Sloth...because she likes them and they are cute :) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Internal: Mom of the group, passionate about….stuff External: Makes a good pillow, has pom pom hair, has an annoying baby voice sometimes Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Obsessively watches youtube videos. But more importantly, PAVITRA RISHTA.  Any rom-com out there, she has seen it.  Makes out with the bottle. That’s all she is getting anyway :P  Weirdest taste in clothes. Not bad. Just weird. <3 The school’s: Sunu’s daughter ;) ;) (we are sorry) Motto/ Most used sentence: ‘Will you check that place for froggies please?”

“Give me my lappytoppy!”

“Come with me to the bathroom? ” “That’s so stewpid” :3 A quote: "moths are my spirit animal" “That star looks bright enough to fall…”

“I have mangoes and ice cream...you guys want to come?”

Three things Arista would bring to a deserted Island:  books, libros, libres.  and a sweater just incase someone else is cold :P Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment:  “Neutrons are weightless”  Trying to hide that she watches Pavitra Rishta.  Every time she leaves her facebook page open. So much trust on her friends… :P  Every moment anyone tickles her.

Where will Arista be in 10 years and doing what: Running her mom’s library and looking after her sister’s kids.

A few words for the future: Don’t be scared to get out of your comfort zone. You are impeccable whether or not you think other appreciate it.

Your sister maybe the inherent boss, but that’s only because YOU are too nice and let her be ;) We love you and always will. We also promise to have mangoes and ice cream with you the next time. <3 - Ritz and Malu

Name: Armi Katariina Kauppila Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Finland, A dark cold, depressing cave full of antisocial alcoholics Birthday: June 16th Email: armi.kauppila@suomenteksas-ikaalinen.fi Nickname: Arms, Armpit, Armida, Armik, Armi ji, Les miserable, La Zombie, Pitarmi, Katrina Kutrapali

What animal/ thing represents Armik: Platypus, Malaika’s penguin, a stoned dog/Putin’s unknown mother, Mrinalini’s fat hairy polar bear 3 internal/ external characteristics: Seen running away when greeted // Resting zombie face all the time // Leaves us all in the state of confusion with her AWESOME backhand compliments // “You look so nice when you sleep and then you woke up.” // Not greedy, but does not share food Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Sleeping // stressing out about theatre // being a perfectionist // procrastinating // knitting // crying about the dogs who stole her reindeer meat // ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH CHEESE // naming the calves in her dad’s farm (that are going to die anyways) // singing the Eurovision songs from last year and the years before that // hiding in the bathroom before the math mock exam // sexually strangling curtains The school’s: Sarah Kane (plz dont kill yourself) // Resident theatrical zombie // image of Finland Motto/ Most used sentence: “DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE, I can’t believe Malaika stole my flipflops again” // “ For a Finnish person, adding butter to the mashed potatoes is more important that the mashed potatoes themselves” // “OMG you guys have NO FUCKING IDEA what real beef tastes like.” // “I live on a dairy farm, BITCH PLEASE I know what real meat is” // “OMG DUUUDE I just love Amy Winehouse” // “WHAT? you listen to Muse?” // “WHAT? you listen to Dillon?” // “I’m not a helsinki bitch okay?” // “I’m going to space, to do pilates” //“I KNOWWWWW” A quote: “I feel like *pauses to think for half an hour* don’t you think Henning looks like mamelukkikala from the side?” // “OMG I can so totally imagine my mum walking into the store and buying all this stuff for me” // “Nashaa.. my favorite Pakistani in the whole campus, come with me to the coffee shop?”// “My brother has a criminal record……. he drove a motorbike inside the school” // “OMG I asked Elias about how he made his timetable and I asked him about everything and OMG I JUST CAN’T BE AS SMART AS HIM” // “How the fuck does anyone get an orgasm while picking up garbage?” // “I need to find a rich Bombay millionaire” // “OMG OMG OMG YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT I AM FROM SCANDINAVIA YOU DID NOT!” // “It’s not your fault. I know it’s not my fault!” (and other Sarah Kane quotes) // “I hate Indian food so much, I’m gonna ask Lam to make me fish” // “Why did I take philosophy?”- said at least once a day // “I read that an orgasm helps in your period- but Malaika is busy studying and Benedict Cumberbatch is married” // “Fuck, I can’t marry Brad Pit, cause then I‘ll be Armpit!!” *crying* // “I’m attracted to Mrinalini’s curtains” Seven things Armik would bring to a deserted Island: Her stuff toy sheep(Seepee)// Finnish chocolate, her make up // the Kriya crew // Tamar’s bed // Dishu, Lays Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Gets lost in Pune, my phone dies, we ask a random guy to lend us his phone for two minutes so we can call the transport office, Armi opens a bottle of coke and the bottle just explodes on the guy’s car. Armi starts wiping the coke off his car the guy gives her a WTF look. // Armi and I go to Pune this one day and we miss the bus (the third time now). I stop by at a souvenir shop to buy something but we’re already late. The shopkeeper has no change and it takes me time to get out of the shop. By the time I go out, Armi is so pissed at me, her face turns as red as a tomato, and she starts yelling at me. All the people in the street just form a circle around Armi and start staring at her. // PPP, guards hat, cigs, guards shoes, freeze in frog position, running into shreeansh bed no more to say Where will Armik be in 10 years and doing what: She will be building churches for her favourite cows and/or running her own Children’s Theatre Company to freak out little kids ;-) A few words for the future: I love you but never crush on my brother again :-)

Name: Arnav Lohe Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: New Jersey / Mumbai Birthday: 15 November 1997 Email: A Goatee @ Muwci.net Nickname: ArLo What animal/ thing represents Lohe:  Bacardi  Muay Thai  Toaster  Mauritian Diving Knife 3 internal/ external characteristics:  keeps trying to grow a goatee that will never grow & Lightweight + accident prone,  Sleepless  Caf raider Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Retreats into a cave (room corner) at slightest sign of danger (or homework).  Active only after check-in, occasionally can be found chillin with the homies.  Watches a shit ton of anime often leads to sleepless nights The school’s: Unaccomplished fighter and sandwich/fried rice maker.

Motto/ Most used sentence: Fuck that doooood A quote: Maaaaan, the US is run by the NSA, they all up in your shit… You know what NSA stand for? National Socialist Ay-rabs… They Nazi Ay-rabs runnin’ mah country. Yee-haw!

Three things Arnav would bring to a deserted Island: Bacardi, Sunglasses and MMA Gear Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: giving prashant a Piggy back ride up the wada 1 stairs / MMA sparring loss of enamel, finger dislocation & bleeding nose/ tried to high kick bush on his birthday almost ended up in the med/ Has a secret job as a sodexo stripper/ passed out in the MPH toilet from 2am - 5am Where will Arnav be in 10 years and doing what: Drinking Bacardi with his Homies + hopefully married or in Some Temple in Thailand training Muay Thai A few words for the future: Never give your wallet to a woman.

In case of miracle, use a condom.

Don’t change, Arnav, you’re already wonderful. :) Stay in touch, thanks for the memories and here’s to many more. We love you

Name: Arnav Sibal Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Chandigarh? Belgium? What is he?

Some third generation stuff.

Birthday: Sometime in September Nickname: Sibal/Arnie/The poet in pyjamas/ Ar-knee

What animal/ thing represents Sibal: Pyjamas/ Owlie/ Romantic Bollywood Drama Queen 3 internal/ external characteristics: Nocturnal/Goofy/Poetic External: Skinny/white-tshirt guy Third Culture Kid Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Poetry // Writing / /Binge-watching // Misses brunch cause he’s asleep // gets friendzoned a lot // Sleeps more - never comes to Literature Class..or any other class. // Ironic how the poet in the pyjamas can never be bothered to actually put on pyjamas before going to bed.

The school’s: Its a miracle if he’s in class guy // Published author // What school? Is he at muwci? When was the last time you saw him?

Motto/ Most used sentence: “Can I hang out with you guys?” // “Dil de diya hai… Jaan, tumhe denge… Daga nahi kareinge sanam” A quote:  "I bit my tongue making out with a girl... in my dreams"  “IPaper - doesn’t decompose over 10 years”  “She motherzoned me…”  “Wait...wait...wait” Three things Sibal would bring to a deserted Island: A pen, pyjamas, and a bed.

Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: "I bit my tongue making out with a girl... in my dreams" His social life. <3 His relationships….oh wait. ;) “A sweet kiss of burnt gold” Where will Sibal be in 10 years and doing what: Dropping them poems and puns like they’re hot…

All sexy and ripped and a player. Nah, he’ll be loving someone with all his heart A few words for the future: Next time when you’re biting your tongue, make sure it’s a real girl.

Get your heart broken….so that you can write another book, Taylor swift. Or write a book anyway :) I would be honoured to make out with you.

Name: Aryaman Karthik Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Mumbai, India Birthday: Email: aryamank@muwci.net Nickname: Ironman What animal/ thing represents Aryaman: Hibernating bear Cave Troll 3 internal/ external characteristics: Massive beard, Flowing hair, Stoic eyes Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: To this day, few know of the existence of the hibernating Ironman, as he occupies his cave (corner) during all hours of the day.

He wakes up and sleeps in erratic patterns, either napping or working on something mysterious on his computer.

The school’s: Hibernating bear Introvert Motto/ Most used sentence: *we haven’t had a lengthy conversation ever* A quote: “Can you check me in” Three things Aryaman would bring to a deserted Island: Laptop, Charger, Internet Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: He...really has none. It’s hard, when you don’t leave your corner.

Where will Aryaman be in 10 years and doing what: At the forefront of the gaming industry, churning out high-end games and other software and making a pretty buck A few words for the future: Dude. Get out of your corner.

Name: Ashish Phal Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Chalo Bolo Mumbai, Goa Birthday: 8th November Email: Nickname: Phallus, Phal Pal, Ash_X, Ash, Phurl, Glutton, shish, Gluttoo What animal/ thing represents Ashish: Hungry hippo 3 internal/ external characteristics: His freakin polo shirts // One pair of trackpants // obsession with 12” dicks Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Hip-shaking dance // Eating everything // Konkani Swagg // Sucks dick at Counter Strike // Hair cuts only with Smita Phal // Explicitly enacting sexual scenes // Head bobbing all day everyday // Angel around teachers, fuck knows what around friends // Mr. and Mrs. Phal: Only two people that can have any influence on the nigga The school’s: 98.2% ICSE topper. Yeah. // Chalo bolo Mumbai supahstah #celeb@13 // Good guy gone bad Motto/ Most used sentence: “I am gonna cum on your facee” // “Cool guy dude” // “Okay boss” // “What the fuck are you saying dude?” // “What a nigga dude” // “I’m gonna fuck your mom” // “Your mom is gayy” // “Your mom can’t do econ” // “Your mom is HARD”(unlike you. jackass.) // “It’s cause you’re a woman” (it is though) // “Yoooooo I don’t eat thaaat much” // yoo that’s not fair - in that whiny childish voice A quote: “I am so fucked for chem.” (gets the highest grade) (chut fuck) // “I am wada 2ing in wada 2 if wada 2 does not wada 2” // “Fuck it. Let’s do shots!”

Three things Ashish would bring to a deserted Island: Zumdahl // His cool SONY headphones // Simran // Those ridiculous out of focus photographs in his corner Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: This is HARD “How do you put it in?” // The Rs. 850 tiger prawns. (LOL) // 45 minute noodle sucking. // chalo bolo mumbai Where will Ashish be in 10 years and doing what: Eating // Waiting for Simran to accept his marriage proposal, which she will take a day (or two) to consider A few words for the future: We know you’re always gonna be the annoying smart fuck in class, but please stop vigorously bobbing your head when you understand something so that the teacher explains it a little longer for the rest of the class.

Leave some food for the kids in Africa ok?

Name: Carissa “Beyonce” Reid Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Jamaicooooon Birthday: January 16th Email: reid.carissa@gmail.com Nickname: Beyonce, Queen B, Celissa, “Black friend - LP”, The Black One What animal/ thing represents Carissa: Thing?! Carissa does not believe in the objectification of people. And neither do I. 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Boooootay  Booobies with NO BRA  Purposely cut shirts  Short shorts.

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Zumba // not wearing bras // weird and random conversation in Hindi dances // waking in Goa with a huge bottle of Black Vodka.

The school’s: Beyonce Motto/ Most used sentence:  “Imma put mah foot, in yuh mouf”  “We don’t use THAT word.”  “Are you ok, sugar?”  “There cannot be two Queen Bees in one hive” A quote:  “I HATE chemistry, I HATE bio”  “Zumba is the SATAT of this year” Three things Carissa would bring to a deserted Island:  Gin  Condoms (check the size first) and a boy to use them with *wink wink*  Leotards Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment:  Flying all the way to Amsterdam to have sex and fail in the attempt #18inches  Disappearing in Goa with random German guys Where will Carissa be in 10 years and doing what:  Daggering  Destroying the patriarchy (maybe in five years) A few words for the future: Man I don’t trust Ferdi, be careful.

I called dibs on being godmother to one of your mixed-race babies so call me when it pops out. You know who I am.  BABIES SHE IS HAVING WITH ME - MAJI My queen B, I won’t get to cheesy here ‘cause after all YOU are the emotional one in the relationship and not me. I just want to say that you give me hope. You are one of those people who make me believe that fighting does show results. Thank you for being my best friend. Thank you for giving me strength and desire to fight my battles. I love you like nobody will ever. And I am not with you because of your passport. I swear.

Name: Carole Bidaine / CAROLI for FRO officers / COW / COMOLI Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Luxembourg (country?) / some flowery yellow planet Birthday: 31st of December Email: Nickname: Caroline “Joyta” Squirrel

What animal/ thing represents Carole: A guinea pig // A yellow tea mug with a flower on it 3 internal/ external characteristics: Crazy // funny // grandma-like swimming style // wears funny colorful kinda childish skirts all the time // bare foot Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: To bite // to scream // to laugh for a long time // naps // *guinea pig noises* The school’s: Dimples // Child Motto/ Most used sentence: “I am full of good ideas” // “Nnnnnnnnnice” and big smile at the end // “I’m always RIGHT!” A quote: So nnnnnnice! // You’re really bad at being bitten // Oh, no...

Three things Carole would bring to a deserted Island: A haircutter // Mä (her lamb) // tea (chai preferably) // potatoes!

Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: What? Nothing is embarrassing! Awkward doesn’t exist! ...When she had to talk about the stars and the sky in philo class Where will Carole be in 10 years and doing what: She will be living in a yellow planet taking care of the flowers, discovering new animal species and of course drinking cold tea. // She will be pretending to be still at the age of 10, walking barefeet in a cool European city, trying to find the metaphysical meaning of life A few words for the future: Please grow up (no no joke) Carole, don’t change the way you are. Never. I know that this is one of those things that are always said, but in your case it’s more meaningful. You’re incredibly unique. // Carole, ma bestie, ma sista, sometimes you annoy me so much that I want to slap you. But you know what? I love it! You always make me feel better and even when I have a breakdown you can always help. So, just stay amazing, childish-annoying, cute and funny forever! <3 // La petite Caroline Joyta, just be as amazing as you’re now. Keep laughing at everything and being so happy, because that is one of the things that makes you so special!

Name: Chahat Rana Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Jatt land- India Birthday: 06/01 Email: ranaji@jattmail.com Nickname: Chahottie, Chatu, Chat masala, Chahu, Chahat without a hat

What animal/ thing represents Chahat: Guinea pig Hamster 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Dat A$$  Beautiful big smile  Those adorable dimples Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  buying Chef’s basket meals  Coke addict (Coca Cola) Uses the internet as an excuse to chill with you in your corner (we know you love us)  losmovies.com The school’s: Elsa? Bollywood star, Shakira? Artist?(the cool alien drawing on my wall) Funniest person ever Eternal Theatre Season Star Performer and Overall Talent Excellente Motto/ Most used sentence:  “I am a maukatarian”  “tu rehne de”  “What? I didn’t hear you” A quote: “guys I’m vegetarian” *then eats pork sausage* “I wish I was lesbian. Girls here are so much better than guys.”

Three things Chahat would bring to a deserted Island:  Food  Coke  Music Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment:  Tells me she is bisexual -I tell everyone else- She tells me she is joking- I am embarrassed (And chahat is not?)  Everytime she cooks/ attempts to cook.

Where will Chahat be in 10 years and doing what: Rana of Dilli, Philosophizing that contentment is all you need A few words for the future: You have the cutest fam ever, we love your fam stories. #fav You are genuinely amazing, never forget it <3 (also get a hearing aid) - Amulya I love you and your sense of humour makes my day, everyday <3 Malaika Chahu, our friendship is ridiculously funny, and i love it. I know you will shine your way to success, wherever you’ll be. Keep being a Bollywood star <3 <3 Love you to bits - Toan

Name: Chetan Sharma Year of graduation: Undecided Origin: Bill Gates son Birthday: q119th Email: 1073902380@facebook.com Nickname: Chicken Shwarma, Chets, Chetuu, Dinesh

What animal/ thing represents Chetan: A puppy.

3 internal/ external characteristics:  Oversleeps  Cute  OCD. Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Trying to be a badass but always getting caught in the process // Always asking to turn the music down because he’s too scared // Becomes a dick when under the influence // Talk like a puppy whenever he is in a phone call with his parents // Sleeps oblivious to his blaring alarm clock, shuts alarm off as soon as (softly) shouted at // Plays the same song over and over, and over, and over again.(lean on, addiction, recognise, dum dee dum, say yeah) // Listen’s to music with headphones even when there are people around (antisocial fuck) // Listening to hindi music // Overplays music Henok introduces him to // Skips so many classes: promises to study, but can’t give a fuck The school’s: Rich Delhi boy // Poster boy for Pelham’s strike policy // Heartbreaker // Jeep booker Motto/ Most used sentence: “Twerk”// “I slept through the whole day” // “Let’s chill” // “I’m broke” // “Wake me up in the morning?” // “Take your shoes off” // “Holy fuck I’m late” // “Dude, I just got into college” // “I swear I’ll get my shit together tomorrrow” A quote: “Fuck I’m the shortest in the squad” Three things Chetan would bring to a deserted Island?  Ipad  Condoms (lol)  Ciggs (Davidoffs) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment:  Weed caused breakup  Forgotten thousand dollar Armani suit.  Forgotten passport/simcard  Missed Malaysian flight  The winter masquerade, ‘nuff said Where will Chetan be in 10 years and doing what: Stuck in Italy because he couldn’t find his passport and lost his credit cards, and baba finally decided to stop giving him money.

A house keeper cuz he loves cleaning so much A few words for the future: Stop getting caught, man - and if you get caught do it in style.

Stop listening to house.

Name: Pranav Chinmay Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Bangs, Chimney Birthday: September 12, 1997 Email: pranavc@muwci.net Nickname: Chimi, Chins, Chimney, Chinnu, Maccha, Shinmay

What animal/ thing represents Chinmay: The Teddy Bear <3 Hobbit 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Messy hair  Unwashed clothes, unwashed full stop.  Straight nose.  Extremely well built calves, like how  Long penis, which is visible in swimming shorts (actually it is always visible)  Perpetual cunning face Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Watching dailymotion porn // Reading books in sanskrit because it's a “complex language” // Movie night with girls with curtains slightly open // Making fun of his shitty roommate // Shouting at Prikshet // Hating on math studies // Listening to Orion on repeat // Leaves food outside for days and then says it's fine to eat // Hating on Dhoni and CSK and everyone who is not Ganguly or Dravid // Watching friends all day every day// Imposing his music taste - ‘horrible’ person genius The school’s: Mental math calculator // Ligget & Myers/Kings supplier // Cat lady // Elitist South Indian Hindi hater // Konga hater // Atlas // Wannabe Telugu guy Motto/ Most used sentence: “NOOOB” // “useless chutfuck” // “Yooo” // “duudeee” // “It’s obvious. The answer is 2” HOW? “It just is. It’s obvious.” // “fuuuckk thaaaaaat” // “That’s betaaaa shit” // “mothafucka” // “It’s so meta duuude" // "Fucking anthropocentricity" // “I’m not drunk” (evidently drunk) // “Yo, let’s go?” // “Mike Collins is the real shit” // “Yoooo, shut the fuck up” // “Shikhar Daaa-vaaaan” A quote: “You don’t just smoke a cig. You SMOKE a cig” “the simplest way is the best” “Dude chinmay I miss malayisa with you soooo much” “lol” Three things Chinmay would bring to a deserted Island:  Chilli sauce and fries as accompaniment,  Carton of L&Ms  One shirt (Tel aviv one, already worn, already unclean) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment:  n^3/n^2  Running after the wrong bus to Goa Where will Chinmay be in 10 years and doing what: Still waiting for the marriage!

A few words for the future: Wash your clothes more often, and you might get bitches...or cats. probably cats.

Name: Daan de Kruijf Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: The Netherlands Birthday: 28th June Email: daanthesaxman@callmewheninneed.org Nickname: Daan the Maan, Mr Sexyphone What animal/ thing represents (fill in name): Owl 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Very deep voice  Has his shit together(?)  Piercing sky-eyes Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Long walks with his black earphones  Stubborn little boy  Snapping his fingers when he walks  Whistling with earphones on The school’s: Most philosophical sax player Motto/ Most used sentence: “Sure” *accompanied by a sexy wink* "This may sound philosophical but..."

“Did you read that Slavoj Zizek article…”

Sharp and on-point sexual jokes, mostly related to Rohan or Miranda A quote: "Do I look like a circle to you?"

"We can be triangles! We can be squares."

“You’re going to be okay.”

Three things would bring to a deserted Island:  Saxophone  Someone to philosophise with  Black earphones Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: It’s only 45 minutes I swear (2 hours).

Where will Daan be in 10 years and doing what: Living somewhere [west coast ahem] in canada, next to the beach, smiling with pebbles in his hand.

A few words for the future: Don’t worry too much, things always fall into place and if they haven’t, well, then there is more to your story.

Name: Daisy Chanda Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Zambia Birthday: 27 October 1996 Email: chandadaisy@yahoo.com Nickname: Chigelo, chigelo cha kuindia

What animal/ thing represents Daisy: Lioness “Tank” Python Dancing machine.

3 internal/ external characteristics:  Hair  Bright clothes  Smile always on her face Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Watching Nigerian movies.  Twerking in front of some random mirror.  Eating :P :D  Taking selfies loads and loads of them.  Posing for pictures to send to you know who and then saying she doesn’t know how to pose.

The school’s: Dancer Foodie Hugest Nigerian movie watcher :D, :D Motto/ Most used sentence: “Stop laughing at me guys. This is serious/true!”

Satanic sips followed by you know this stomach is a dhoom/tank Drink your lungs out You breathe like a python A quote: “Hi chibebi” God will take the will you guys stop it Three things Daisy would bring to a deserted Island: Phone // music i.e earphones // sweater Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Her history of catching dandruff and her hair ‘shooting’ Where will Daisy be in 10 years and doing what: On the phone with her boyfriend(chibebi).

A doctor at a hospital in Zambia An independent entrepreneur leading the business world.

A few words for the future: Mercy: Always twerk your problems away.

Satenji: Always know that am there for you.

Name: Disha Ramjuttun Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Mauritius Birthday: 7th October 1996 Email: dishar@muwci.net Nickname: Dish, Dishu, Dishok Thombare,Disa, Dish-Patish, Love Doctor

What animal/ thing represents Disha: Baby panda 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Rolling on bed whilst procrastinating  Naturally Flirtatious ;) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: cooking // dancing in her corner // getting hooked on one genre of music more a week and then another the next week // laughing and observing people // doing laundry // occasional rants // GANGSTERS! The school’s: Sweetheart (undercover bitch) // Total bro //Smile Motto/ Most used sentence: “Ayyo”; “Such a bitch!”; “Smile, Smiling releases endorphins, endorphins make you “Happy” // “Fabulous” <3 // “What’s up biatch” A quote: “I believe i can fly” // “I’m telling you, It’s a Helicopter!” // “Man, somebody let the chicken out of the cage, they look so uncomfortable there. They need to stretch their feet.” // “Is your sister a cat?” // “Eeeeeeew why is it black??”

Three things Disha would bring to a deserted Island:  Wai wai,  Abheek Dhar  A martini Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Dapoli // every time she is drunk. (“I love you sooooooo much hehehehe”).

Where will Disha be in 10 years and doing what: Binge-shopping at a local Forever 21 near you, saving the world, would have invented something to help her fly A few words for the future: Don’t change. EVER. Keep smiling Dishu because you’re the most beautifully smiling person evaah. God damn Mauritius for being so far from everything :( I don’t know how I will do without hearing your laugh and seeing you smiling every day.

Name: Egesu Ozoy Year of graduation: 2015 (yes, you did it Egesu!!!)

Origin: Turkey Birthday: 28.10.1997 Email: egesu-doesnt-know-how-to-use-electronics@grandma.tr Nickname: Mom, Eggs What animal/ thing represents Egesu: Kangaroo // koala, panda // polar bear // whisk 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Big booty  Big booby  Fucking caring & clever Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Feeds everyone and anyone by throwing random things into a pot Deep revelations at 4am If she cares about you, she really cares about you The school’s: Chef // hardcore vegan Motto/ Most used sentence:  “I know what I’m going to do with my life!!!”  “Do you want a hug?”  “I don’t know what I’m doing with my life!!!”

A quote: “Dicks are so ugly” ‘Turkish guys are so weird. They are hot, but they are weird.”

“I just want beer and sex right now. I don’t give a fuck about anything else. Maybe that’s what I’m going to be spending the most money in college - condoms and alcohol.”

Three things Egesu would bring to a deserted Island:  Her self-made kitchen apron  Limitless beyran - which means she’s not going to stay vegan as long as she has beyran  Her pot - so that she can put random things from the island to cook Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment:  When things before cooking, while cooking, after cooking fall in that awkward space between her boobs.

Especially when they’re hot. Or acidic. Or just really difficult to get out.  When she sings without listening to herself Where will Egesu be in 10 years and doing what: Somewhere in Eastern Turkey, heading to a hospital or alternatively organizing a nudist club on top of a hill A few words for the future:  Her ne olursa olsun; her şeyin ne kadar kötü gittiğini düşünürsen düşün, ne kadar harika olduğunu unutma!!  Never lose your love, respect and memories for the potatoes of this world.  I love you and I appreciate how you give a fuck about the things you care for. I hope I’ll see you at our 10 year reunion with your wife/husband  “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Sören Kierkegaard

Name: Emma Mather-Pike Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: South Africa Birthday: June 20th, 1996 Email: ematherpike@gmail.com Nickname: Em, love, Emmish, my beautiful wet chicken What animal/ thing represents (fill in name): A little kitty-cat 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Frowning her eyebrows  tea everywhere she goes  Sweet like a cake (I want to eat you emmath)  clean  No carbs, chocolate/biscuits/brownies only Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Calling everyone “love” // Weird faces // African dancing style yo // Goose/chicken walk // Paneer // Beautiful babe // Touching her hair when feeling uncomfortable // Drawing mandala everywhere she goes // Carrying her drawings and stuff on her wall every time she moves into a new place // Skype with Mom/gaia // Studying hard! // Sleeping early after taking a shower The school’s: Sweetheart // Warmest soul // Toothbrusher Motto/ Most used sentence: “Do you want some tea, love?” // “Yeah, i mean, yeah” A quote: “Don’t leave em” // “Don’t stay.” // “FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE WETTING YOUR PANTS EVERYONE CAN SEE IT BUT ONLY YOU CAN FEEL THE WARMTH IT BRINGS” Three things Emma would bring to a deserted Island:  A toothbrush,  Tea,  Scarves,  Clean feet  (Notebook and a pen to draw mandalas :-) ) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: The first time she said “c**t” Try to teach her friend how to use a t**p**but ended up failing Where will Emma be in 10 years and doing what: A brain researcher/ doctor or starting a new shop that sells scarves and serves tea at the same time!

A brain artist Living in a farm in the middle of the mountains, eating organic food (without starch except if it is good/fresh bread), making her own cheese (fetah or panneer), BEING HAPPY A few words for the future: I hope you will be less stressed in the future, remember you have all the inner powers and ability to achieve everything you want.

Keep being the most understanding and loving creature on earth (looking forward for power walks, food porn and snuggling) I love you so so so so so so so so so much- you can’t imagine…. so so so so so so so so so so so much Emma…

Thank you for everything you did for me. Come visit sometimes… :)

Name: Gabriela Maria Małgorzata Kalla Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Poland (however sometimes claims it’s Germany) Birthday: 27th Feb 1996 Email:gabrielak@muwci.net Nickname: Gabi, Gabrielen Kallen, Gabsters, Bagri

What animal/ thing represents (fill in name): Awkward Seal (big-boobed seal) 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Boobs  Boobs  Glasses (not any more ekhm) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Going to the gym // going for cage football//watching TV ”cereals” // drinking Polish “TEA” (ya tea) // not eating The school’s: Amorous person (average of one crush a month) Motto/ Most used sentence: “What is life?”; “LOL”; What? Nooo!!”

A quote: “Fuck consciousness!” // “I am the most holy person on this campus!” // “Time? We’re still looking for time” // “I’m not addicted, I can stop whenever I want” // “I don’t live in a timeline!”

Three things Gabi would bring to a deserted Island: cigarettes, her crappy music, biology HL textbook AND ESPECIALLY HER LAPTOP AND PHONE! Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When she found out in her second year that the L in “house 9L” stands for LEFT // Party hook-ups (we all know) // when she was drunk and crushed her glasses and told her mother some weird lie which she still believes in (yeah she is totes the most holy person on campus) // every goddamn time she is drunk she tells untrustworthy people stories that should not be shared under any circumstances.

Where will Gabi be in 10 years and doing what: Looking for time, probably also fucking consciousness. And obviously thinking about life.

A few words for the future: Keep on thinking about life, Gabs! We love you and your crazy attitude towards life. Hope you will find time!

Name: Garima Dahiya Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Bharatiya Naari, Namibia Birthday: May 19th Email: Nickname: Garims, Dahiya, G-bomb, Daddy, Ma, Garims bombs,

What animal/ thing represents Garima : Lucia’s dolphin dildo // Mother India 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Seen running down the hill with only a swimsuit  Super supportive <3 <3  Lost twin of Egesu  Bigger boobs than Mrinalini and Abeer’s combined.

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Steals your cookies/nutella when she sees the cupboard unlocked  Leaves notes (which she thinks are seductive) all over your corner  Moans periodically in her sleep  Cries after your every performance  Loves people to bits, loyal  Runs around campus wearing her fav blue swim suit The school’s: Drama queen (seriously, why aren’t you in Bollywood?) (Y) // Special psychiatrist for boys with low emotional intelligence // Aunty // Superwoman - always to the rescue // FOOD MONSTER Motto/ Most used sentence: “My baby!” // “What a cuttie” // “Malaika and Sid Jha are such preppy kids.” // “Aww lelele” // “Cho Chweet” // I CANNNNOT! I JUST CANNNNOT // Arrrray Pappa I do global politics (inserts an extreme Indian accent) // Aioooh // “No I really didn’t eat your nutella, it could’ve been anyone” A quote: “Uff, I miss the sense of intimacy you feel when you’re having sex.” (wutt?)

“He’s from North India, my parents will like him” “Army guys are so hot” “Jaat guys are so hot” “Bas koi Haryanvi mil jaye” “Can you just like hold my feet up for a while” “It doesn’t fit” (in her sleep) Three things Garima would bring to a deserted Island:  Bollywood movies  Ladoos full of ghee  Dogs- just incase someone asks about the missing food.  Somebody else - to dramatize everything and end up talking about herself  maria’s / malaika’s nutella Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Failing to wake up after being decorated with literally every object in the house being laid on top of her body The great blue swimsuit & the library run Where will Garima be in 10 years and doing what: NYU Abu Dhabi admissions officer with four children from her NRI (athletic) boyfriend who works 9-5 (totally not preppy tho), living in a house with large windows and eternally unread books in NYC. Rich, Eating a lot of nutella. True story.

A few words for the future: You are gonna be fucking amazing !! Actually you already are. LOL

Name: Henok Alula Pankhurst Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Ethiopia (kindaà) Birthday: 23 June 1997 Email: henokap@muwci.net Nickname: Ferocious Sex Machine, Petit Cochon, Jean Michelle Biscuit, 7 minute Henok, Alulaaaaa What animal/ thing represents Henok: Kitty Cat 3 internal/ external characteri Lazy eye Horrible feet Kylie Jenner’s lips Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Leaving work til the night before a deadline // Getting high // Rapping (Badly) // Watching rap // Bitching // Taking pictures of peoples feet // completely denying the existence of the possible medical implications of smoking weed. // Getting angry and kicking shit // The Henok dance // Threesomes // Chelsea The school’s:  Bird Food Supplier  3 minute wonder  Football Nerd Motto/ Most used sentence: “Random football quotes” “Let’s go OC?” “Let’s freestyle?”

“I swear” “That’s wassup.”

“Bait” “I’m horny” “I miss June” “nigga we made it” // “Meskeen.”

A quote: “Man, that’s some bullshit.”

“I remember saying, “fine I’ll penetrate, but I’m not comfortable with taking it up the ass” Three things Henok would bring to a deserted Island:  Papers (to work on...)  Boxers ( one )  Chance the RAPPER’S MUSIC. Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: “You can take the little one” // That time OC when he could only walk in circles Where will Henok be in 10 years and doing what: Telling people that he is going to get this cool crown tattoo… still.

NYC Subway, trying to get people to listen to his mixtape and Exhibiting his art in the best art galleries Attempting to dread his hair... still A few words for the future: Henok you da real MVP stay strong and true to yourself you’re going to rock at life. Maybe in 20 years Jean Michel Basquiat will be wearing a t shirt saying “Henok Pankhurst”! Nigga the Squad made it <3

Name: Ian Ishma-Yale Irungu Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: De wide bountiful grasslands of mama Africa (Kenyamostly) Birthday: 20th May 1995 Email: something with a ‘yale.edu’ Nickname: Ion da Africon Lion, I^3, Oin What animal/ thing represents (fill in name): The african lion that needs liberation.

Free spirit 3 internal/ external characteristics: Tarantula/pineapple on head Smile white enough to be a torchlight Usually seen hugging everything that moves Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: “Breathing yoga” // Avoid Sheila at all costs // “personal reflection” // has tried every single religion on earth but “cannot give up on chicken” // Stripping whenever possible The school’s: Happiness dispenser // UWC poster-boy // Upendo!! // Supply Motto/ Most used sentence: “UPENDO!” “Wait, but you’re assuming…”

“The stars started moving, and it was beautiful!”

A quote: “Oh shit! Sheila’s coming!”

“What is the meaning of existence?”

“I’m doing this one last time” “I have to give a shit about the IB from tomorrow” *cries* “Garima, NO” “I deconstructed the idea of (anything)” “awwwwwww” Three things Ian would bring to a deserted Island: His Kenyan flag, kenyan shirt, kenya pants, Kenya cap, Kenya tie, Kenya boxers, Kenya shoes, Kenya sticker, Kenya badge, Kenya water bottle, Kenya pen drive, Kenya pen , Kenya poster, Kenya curtains and Kenya pipe, his new Kenya phone , Bike number 1 Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: That pineapple on his head… WTF is that even!?

Where will Ian be in 10 years and doing what: Helping Kenya Making money off environment science (you can only do that when you graduate from Yale) A few words for the future: Papa Ian! It amazes me how driven you can be when you set your eyes something- college or girls- and I hope you can drive yourself to do things that you truly want to do.

Chutiya, start listening to metal, it gives you peace and stop thinking about peace, think about irrelevance of thought and my metal music. Love you loads.

Name: Indira Patel Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: India / “I’m from England” Birthday: 16 June 1997 Email: harrystyle’swife@indi.1D Nickname: Andi, Indi, Ondi, IndiRa, Coffee shop biatch, Indi jiiii, Raji What animal/ thing represents (fill in name): Nice fake LV wallet (from outside Wonderland xoxoxoxo) Littleeeeee schnooopppp dogs with big wet noses Wedges (the boss of the wedge walk) #Aubergine eyeshadow 3 internal/ external characteristics: #Deltoids #Best smile #mangoface #egg hair #papayaface #bananahair Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Runs out of the room at 4:30, goes to the GYM at 5pm.

Occasionally shares the bed with rats Lives half of her life in wada 5!! (lolz sorry beste jyoti and louise! She loves u guys i promise! <3) When gossiping, whispers the names of the subjects as if they were creepy aliens The school’s: Story-teller Coffee shop biatch Motto/ Most used sentence  “I have to tell you something”  “and i was like Shut The Hell Up! but of course i didn’t say that out loud, just in my head”  “she has really really nice hair”  “Harry…..”

“So you know what happened…”  “I hate my arm fat…”

A quote:  “My hair is like an 8.5 today”  *into fake phone* “Don’t drop that Durka Durk…. Don’t! Drop! That! Durka Durk!”  “Baba ghanoush”  “Wanna be like Harendra so that he will give me a 7” Three things (fill in name) would bring to a deserted Island: Harry Styles // Straightener/blow dryer // English breakfast // I-phone with the selfie stick Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: “Yo Chikungwa, wanna go Paud?”

“Toad Noooooooo” Where will (fill in name) be in 10 years and doing what: Policy maker in England with Harry Styles’ poster still on her wall!

A few words for the future: “I lose!”

Maya: Never forget our haaaaheeeehoooo sounds, and repeat them to yourself when you feel stressed. sososososososososososo

Name: Jamie Vatcher Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Netherlands (USA, Finland) Birthday: 12 June, 1996 Email: Jamievatcher@hotmail.com Nickname: James, schatje,liefe

What animal/ thing represents (fill in name): European blackcap 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Has the ‘Jamie faces’  The Jamie giggle  the jamie sneeze Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns:  Jamie kisses  Looking to the sky when she laughs  Manaviaaaaaa The school’s: Person with the best taste in music Motto/ Most used sentence: “Mannn” “Dont be rude” “just not the with light!!!!!!” “ha ?”

A quote: “Have you seen my tattoo? And from this angle?”

Three things Jamie would bring to a deserted Island:  Her guitar  Her mother  Stroopwafels  The Granny mood switch Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: SINK in Goa…….

Where will Jamie be in 10 years and doing what: Super cool and great psychologist in Amsterdam Being happy and healthy with the perfect partner (not married) and a beautiful baby A few words for the future: Keep being truthful to yourself and to your needs, you are the only one who knows what’s good for you.

Keep twerking in your woolen underwear <3

Name: Ji Yea Year of graduation: May 2015 Origin: South Korea Birthday: 15/11/1996 Email: Nickname: Shin, Jini, Ji, Kerokene,

What animal/ thing represents Ji Yea : Rabbit // Mouse // Frog 3 internal/ external characteristics: Thinks she is soooo cute lol!

Cheesy!!!

Hates not dressing up Super frank and honest always!

Cannot show face in photos Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Cooks everyday // washes hair everyday // Can live off kitkat and almonds if she does not like the food // Won’t eat food if she doesn’t like it // Loves almonds! lol! // Khiyomi!

The school’s: Invisible woman!

Motto/ Most used sentence: Fuck this shit A quote: “Don’t wear such ugly clothes” // “ I just want to earn money that’s all” Three things Ji Yea would bring to a deserted island: Laptop Hard drive filled with dramas Instant noodles Sea weed Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Kissed Nilza! Lips!, WORST SECOND YEAR EVER! LOL! , Abortion lol Where will Ji Yea be in 10 years and doing what: In Hong Kong in a bank earning shit loads of money and cooking if she doesn’t like the food there A few words for the future: Saranghae! Mommy loves you!! <3 Ta shitoyo (idk how to spell)

Name: Jackson John Sales Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: ‘MURICA (and Costa Rica and Mexico) Birthday: 26 October 1995 Email: captaincock@murica.cum Nickname: Jacksi, Captain America, Jacki, Habibi, asshole fucker bitch (cabron)

What animal/ thing represents Jackson: Eagle (FOR THE FREEDOM OF MURICA) // Sloth (for horniness and laziness) // Silverback mountain gorilla 3 internal/ external characteristics:  Shirtless 24/7  American shorts/hat  The lack of paper cups Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Eat, eat and eat // Gym Gym Gym // Lists everything (his to-do list is always one page long) // Cuddles with Miranda in every single GloPo class // Marks the beat on any nearby surface when listening to music // Consults Vinay, Malika, Doug, Allison, Ryan, Raisa, Pelham, Geirann, Guinness, Pepper and Mush before doing anything.

The school’s: Captain America // Imperialist // Napoleon Motto/ Most used sentence: “PRACTICALITY” // “Dualism, Hybridity” // “Intersectionality” // “In terms of the cost-benefit analysis…” // “If you look at the relative power gains…” // “In terms of the power cost of this international opperation…”

A quote: “We go to Afghanistan, we get him, and we kill him” // “Excuse me!” (In a white chick tone) // “I feel unproductive” Three things Jackson would bring to a deserted Island:  Habibi  His to-do list (Habibi is on his to-do list)  Bananas  ‘Murica pants (or the pink ones)  Pen and paper (for his to-do list) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Everyone thought he was a twat on the first week // Wore the same tank top for the first month because his luggage got lost // He will never be the president of ‘MURICA (Born in Mexico) Where will Jackson be in 10 years and doing what: He will be the first American president married to a Sudanese man (and born outside the US) Deciding where to go for college Trying to get rid of paper cups in college (when he finally decides) A few words for the future: What ifs ? or Oh wells? // Remember to be spontaneous (it is okay if you don’t have to-do lists)

Name: Joseph Loguma/Kuluny Mitch/Lokulunya Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Juba, South Sudan Birthday: Never divulges this confidential information Email: 200%nigga@nigganigganigga.com Nickname: Nigga Jo, Black,Man Kuluny, Mitch-Bitch

What animal/ thing represents Joseph: Chupacabra 3 internal/ external characteristics:  IB  Is black  Extremely buff and muscular Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Always has a bottle of IB stashed somewhere Playing FIFA. The school’s:  Alcoholic,  Football star  Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction Motto/ Most used sentence: “Go suck a baby dick”, “Fuck Aman Rai”, “Fucking Gaizabad”, “Fucking Delhi/Mumbai kids” “Nigga do you have alc?”, “Nigga get me alc”, “Nigga do you have painkillers?”

“Fucking white people”, *Drunk as fuck* “YO CHILL OUT MAN” “You Polish piece of shit, chill the fuck out”, “Holy Shit!”

“MALÉ (milley)” A quote: “Don’t trust white people “Don’t trust brown people, don’t trust yellow people. You can only trust in black people” “Are you a LASBIAN?” Three things (fill in name) would bring to a deserted Island: Won’t go to a deserted island in the first place.

Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Carrots Where will (fill in name) be in 10 years and doing what: South Sudanese drug dealer/gun seller.

A few words for the future: Stop getting drunk Keep twerking it like MALE cyrus

Name: Kamilla Panna Domjan Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Hungry (for maggi) Birthday: May 29th Email: Nickname: Kamu, Kami, Camiseta, Kamilka, KAMILLER

What animal/ thing represents Kamilla: A FISH; A floppy something 3 internal/ external characteristics: Cartoon-like eyes Big underrated butt Will help you in times of sorrow Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Sleeping Flopping around 9gag Fan fiction The school’s: sage of random trivia facts from harry potter, fan fiction, and other miscellaneous genres Motto/ Most used sentence: “i don’t knooow” “To be honest…”

A quote: “I have to pee” Three things Kamilla would bring to a deserted Island: Maggi Candy crush Her human-like slightly unnerving, but cute nevertheless wallet Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Her attempts at trying to recite hip-hop/pop-culture song lyrics. For example: Vanisha: “Oh my god…”

Kamilla: “LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!” (with full conviction) Where will Kamilla be in 10 years and doing what: With lots of cats in a conservative marriage A few words for the future: “DO you want maggi?” can be the solution to almost every problem

Name: Kate Bowman-Openshaw Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: England Birthday: 22-04-1997 Email: kateo@muwci.net Nickname: K-Bow, Katiepants, Cat

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What animal/ thing represents Kate: Mush (Dog) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Blushing, Big ass tattoo, Teacher’s pet Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Eating dirt// Playing Guitar// Getting drunk// Sleeping in other people’s beds// Wearing other people’s clothes//Maggie addict// Getting it on in trains/ busses/clubs/any type of public place really// be violent with chetan when she’s drunk Kate is the school’s: Dog Keeper// Money lender Motto/ Most used sentence: “Maaaaaan”// “Fuck meee”// “Aah.. Shite!”// “Shut up”// “Mushiee!”// “Imma fuck you up”// “You’re chatting shit”// ”What a chut”// “Namasteeeee, vada pav, namasteeeeee, butter chicken” A quote: “Hello, hello I’ve been looking for my wife”// “I went to get vada pav, but they didn’t have the vada, so I just got the pav” // ”Yo remember when you said this would be a lot more fun drunk?... It is” Three things Kate would bring to a deserted Island: Maggie, Mush, Crop tops Kate’s Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Getting kicked out of a club because of sexy time in the restroom// Started plucking boob hair in front of friends while being drunk, on the night of her birthday// Twerking upside down against a wall wearing a flowy top in Paud not realising she had previously made the decision not to put a bra on// Trying to do the worm off campus, failing, and thereby reopening the stitches in her chin.

Screaming “imma fuck you up” at 3 am in wada 4 at malaika cus she was pissed at someone else.

Where will Kate be in 10 years and doing what: Sitting on the beach in the South of France eating maggie, smoking a cig, and playing the guitar.

A few words for the future: Don’t get drunk and kick people in the boobs, balls, ass, face, etc. unless you are very,very sure they love you enough to forgive you. Like Chetan

Name: Lam Quynh Vo Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Finland/Vietnam Birthday: 21st August 1996 Email: quynhv@muwci.net Nickname: Lam Pineros, Scranilami

What animal/ thing represents Lam: Spring roll 3 internal/ external characteristics: eternally perfectly put-together outfits sleek glossy hair that has never been combed source of all peace that world needs Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Putting everything in perfect order// texting with Jairo// eating spring rolls// planning how her future reading room will look like// making cute noises when in distress The school’s: Perfectionist// Ms. Responsible Motto/ Most used sentence: “Oh!” (surprised; gouging eyes out and raising her eyebrows)// “Babyyyy, listen/stop teasing me/etc!” [when skyping Jairo]// “I mean yeah.”

A quote: “I always wanted my kids to be halfies. Now, thanks to Jairo, it’s possible”// “I’ve been so unproductive todayyyy...I feel so badd” Three things Lam would bring to a deserted Island: Jairo// decent amount of spring rolls// stones that represent her name. And Jairo.

Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: random sound effects in the middle of the night// laughing to herself watching corgi videos// every time she is drunk she tells weird ass jokes// hiding behind Ada and being a criminal in the Mysore Palace (hehe Mysore)// screaming Ahaan’s name while in bed with Jairo// Having a fit in the middle of the night cause Jairo started tickling her// screaming Abheek’s name while in bed with Jairo, and then apologizing to him.

Where will Lam be in 10 years and doing what: Sitting in her super cool reading room being glamorous and all, surrounded by the pack of Corgies and little Finish-Vietnamese-Colombian-somewhat Italian beautiful future-model children A few words for the future: Keep being one of the most mysterious, good-hearted and beautifulsouled people we will ever get to know <3 You made MUWCI much more bearable to many of us.

Name: Leila Faulstich Hon Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Costa Rica, USA, China Birthday: July 6th, 1997 Email: Nickname: Lila?, Chuncha, leilaji

What animal/ thing represents Leila: Dinosaur/ a star/ Mao 3 internal/ external characteristics: big sweaters little red book (not Mao’s - that is what she would like you to think) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: doing unexpected things that are generally perceived by society as ‘weird’, being sustainable The school’s: poet Motto/ Most used sentence: “Sorry” “orgasmic” sorry (often with Indian accent) “ah … never mind.”

A quote: “ I’m glad my sister looks more Chinese than me” Three things Leila would bring to a deserted Island: Red gridless notebook + black pen Organix everything lemongrass Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When she was small, and her mom had a restaurant, and they were playing in the second floor, and the ceiling just broke, and she landed in the restaurant.

Being a fever dinosaur in the Ladakh trip and being massaged by 4 people simultaneously.

Where will Leila be in 10 years and doing what: saving the planet as a biologist while writing crazy novels and leading a theatre company. until she's put in an asylum ;) A few words for the future: Keep up with your peacefulness, and doing all the things you are passionate about!

You are wonderful the way you are!

Can’t wait to read your first book!

Name: Louise Rocha Crivilenti (name:Lila; last name:courage) Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Brazil Birthday: April 5th Email: Nickname: Lilu, Osher

What animal/ thing represents Lila: An excited otter// a taylor swift// a Karlie Kloss// a boddhisatwa (she wishes) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Peaceful// swiftie// wise // Straight forward// Loving Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: working out, always. trying to be healthy and showing to her friends what she bought very proudly (muesli, almonds etc.) tweezing her upper lip hair ShowerH(hihi, you know it) ;) ;) Doing some sexy ass ass squats Super nice push ups Zooming in onto her computer screen, looking very closely at things Speaking in a creepy voice into people’s ears Best sheek-kisser The school’s: Bodhisattva// T-Swift Knowledge holder// Beautiful eye person// Take-no-shit-from-no-one Motto/ Most used sentence: ‘taylor swift’ A quote: ‘I am sure we’ll be fine” Three things Lila would bring to a deserted Island: a nike workout// a taylor swift // Tulsi tea Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Where will Lila be in 10 years and doing what: working out in a nice house with a lovely family, travelling the world, great at whatever you’re doing A music producer what what, MIXING MUSIC behind the scenes for all the world’s best rap stars, soon emerging into a beautiful star of her own named: “P-lilz” One day in the future, perhaps having a bunch of little baby “P-lilz” which she will name “P-lilz Swaggie” and “P-lilz 2” and “Taylor.’ And they will all run around in this super modern house, with great cave carved into the back for meditation.

A few words for the future: dedication+perseverance= success But what is success. Continue to love fully. You are loved fully.

What’s the future, even? stay the same. In other news, YOLO

Name: Linh Year of Graduation:2015 Origin: Vietnam Birthday: 28 May 1914 Email: Nickname: Linny, Not-so-ninja TURTLE

What animal/ thing represents Linh: Chó hihi, Turtle 3 internal/ external characteristics: -Đáng eo, kiên nhẫn nghe em kể chuyện dù chuyện ếu liên quan đến chị cho lắm :’> always sleepy Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: only does what she wants// super chill// doesnt understand what sheila says// loves Ji Yea’s ass lol!// Dances on talk dirty to me with Nilza//Sleepy all the time// Loves curly hair// Explain things in Vietnames - you think everyone speaks Vietnamese meh?

The school’s: best one direction cover artist EVER! Motto/ Most used sentence: “Thôi mệt lắm rồi”// “Okayyyy okayyyy”// “I’m flawless” A quote: There’s only two pleasures in life. First, doing something that someone told you not to do and second is to do what you want.

Three things Linh would bring to a deserted Island: Pot, Phone and Ji Yea and Nilza because she likes to do what she has been told not to Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Beautiful sleeping position , Horoscope ---> holocaust, Specimen ---> Spiesman Where will Linh be in 10 years and doing what: chilling and whatever she wants because she can!

A few words for the future: Linh fighting!!!

Name: Louise Van Damme Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Belgium Birthday: 09.11.1997 Email: louise.vd@live.be Nickname: Isev, Isevji, Lu, Louisa

What animal/ thing represents Louise: Fish// Zebra 3 internal/ external characteristics: hates animals “fucking cats!!” and rats too and insects Extremely tall (BE PROUD) honest and very caring veri naiz booty plss vit littl long leg Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Discussing (or just arguing against everything you say…),// Every sunday is a dress day// Promoting belgium chocolate// White gal twerking to sexual healing and other Marvin GOD Gaye classics The school’s: Most UWC person, but at the same time not always UWC Motto/ Most used sentence: Fuck Capitalism!// that chick/ ji// But don’t you think…// Turn of the watertape..

A quote: Uggggh I hate this cat !!

Three things Louise would bring to a deserted Island: A cake with no raisins, possibly a tricycle as it has THREE wheels and can move fast, medication for an implosion, explosion, WAIT … implosion?! Marvin Gaye Quotes + music Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Many and many more to come// On Gabi’s birthday, when Lilian came to her courtyard, and Louise just randomly fell from the chair (considering her intoxitation level this was less embarrassing…)// Apart from that, everything is awkward in Louise’s view.

Where will Louise be in 10 years and doing what: Head of an NGO in Belgium// Married to Stromae (I want to marry him, bitch!)// A twerking Lawyer A few words for the future: Keep being honest, but don’t break too many hearts (Kuluny)// Love your height, use it to look down on others Keep being a loving bad ass biatch/ Cutieee! Stay awesome// Invite us to your wedding..

Name: Luciana Sofia Fernandez Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Argentina Birthday: 23rd October Email: lucianasofiafernandez@gmail.com Nickname: Luci, LA luci

What animal/ thing represents Luci: A mouse, a rat, a squirrel, a butterfly 3 internal/ external characteristics: Mouse face, Her love for screaming, Beautiful dancer, That face she puts before insulting you (see picture above) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Heavy tea drinker(extremely hot tea!)

Heavy mate drinker!, Night-active (and sleeping during the day) insulting people The school’s: cute girl with an evil soul Motto/ Most used sentence: “Do you get it or should I explain it with apples?”

A quote: “Ana, promise me you won’t wear that tacky yellow bra again” *Immediately after being hit by a bag on her head* Three things Luci would bring to a deserted Island: A HUGE pack of Parle G, definitely not Adrian.

Her mate, if no one has Kettle Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Ruining everybody’s holiday because of her bad luck Getting hit by a huge luggage bag on the last day of school on her first year and passing out Certain experience with Camels in the desert A random kid literally ran out from under her bed in the middle of the night in an isolated organisation in Tamil Nadu.

Where will Luci be in 10 years and doing what: She will be an amazing actress working in Broadway She will take over Argentina’s cultural organization and make it the best one in Latin America A few words for the future:

Name: Luis Raimundo Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Portugal Birthday: 14 February 1995 Email: luisraimundo14@gmail.com Nickname: Murmundo, Leeewiss, whipmundo, raimundo, Nigmundo, Lanjana Nigmundo, dickmundo

What animal/ thing represents Luis: Puppy, Mouse, Sloth 3 internal/ external characteristics: ESL (ELS) eternally whipped, always tired shirtless Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Last minute EE, film independent study, math IA, labs, econ IA, Hobbies: Sleeping, whining, one direction Folded clothes, organised corner ;) Always ditching his friends and gf The school’s: + luis Motto/ Most used sentence: “Man, I haven’t even started yet”// “Yo, where’s Sarah?”// “I’m so tiyad”// “I need to pee” “Shair, Shetan, Sheap Shiken Shekin etc.”

“Yo Shinmay, let’s go for shekin?”// “What the fock”// “Guys do you have a COMPASS”// “Shinmay” “yenh”// ‘’are you what?’’// ‘’oh my Goad’’// “Oorsh, Phoonts, Sandhoo, Chaao” A quote: “located in the vibrating city of..”

Three things Luis would bring to a deserted Island: Pillows, Sara(h) Sampaio, bed Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: First week of third term (lol) Forgot his mom’s birthday because he was having sex (scumbag fuck) Left his friends stranded in Anjuna and ran off with a bunch of chicks Where will Luis be in 10 years and doing what: he still won’t know (probably still choosing between his colleges), sleeping A few words for the future: Work on your English, please avoid singing, if you marry Sara Sampaio don’t do her last minute. Stop ditching your friend

Name: Malaika Roseann Vaz Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Casa Del Sol, Goa (Tito’s Lane) Birthday: 13th April 1997 Email: malaikav@muwci.net Nickname: Mallu, Malaika Vasudeva, Mals, Marusha Jr., Malda, Vaz-tastic, Jawani! Malala

What animal/ thing represents Malaika: Dolphin/ Occasionally seals and other strange water mammals with strange niches/ windsurf – thingy// juice boxes ;)// CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE! 3 internal/ external characteristics: wears stolen chappals, likes to say “niche”, “iconic”, “disgusting”// Too independent to be a “barbie doll”, though would make a perfect one ;) “legs”// self conscious about height/tall// varying dressing style inspirations between Armi and Harendra’s dad// hilarious laugh (oh, it’s adorable!)// intense nose flaring when judging someone likes to sing “red red wiiiine” and Colt 45 Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Stealing flipflops// windsurfing, use of unnecessary fancy vocabulary// laughing like a dying hyena or seal or a horse// sleeping with a pillow (or another object such as a friend) between her legs// making jokes about middle class Indians and Adarsh liberals The school’s: Windsurfer and Sexy Change-maker// Leading Travel Agent of Accommodation in Goa// Kriya/ Deepika Padukone// Glopo book/machine Motto/ Most used sentence: “Goa is an intellectual haven”// “Let’s make banana milkshakes”// “niche”// “Can you wake me up in ten minutes?”// “I need you to do outreach”// “Ingrid sucks”// “do you have a phone I could borrow?”// “I went to school on a bullock cart”// “I come from a village”// “Let’s pull a Kriya all nighter…”

A quote: “NO! I like being a girl. You get to use the makeshift penis”// “My parents gave it to me (makeshift penis) for my 13th birthday present.”// “You should come to Goa”// “ahhhhhh find me a Pakistani boy?”// “Ahhh man, when I found out that we might have a Pakistani boy on campus, I was sooo happy, and then I saw you”// “What do you mean I am preppy?”// “Pakistanis are so hot”// “Why do you have a problem with Kriya?”// “Saree not saree” Three things Malaika would bring to a deserted Island: bananas// windsurfing boat// Armi Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: The first time she ever went to the med; after she twisted her knee while trying to climb into Armi’s room from the window// the time she bought a swimsuit in Goa/ her exeats// the first years first Pune trip// Interviewer: “Thank you Malaika” Malaika: “Yes”// Her TV-show (Spotlight with Malaika) Where will Malaika be in 10 years and doing what:In Goa; after working in Antarctica and the North Pole teaching seals how to bicycle, swim and windsurf, she will running a milkshake bar called It’s A milkshake in Panjim, Goa. This milkshake bar also promotes sustainability and employs underprivileged Goan monkeys and empowers them through economic independence.

A few words for the future: Go forth with your fabulous Malaikaness!// I LOVE YOU!// Malaika, you’re so smart (that’s not a joke) and I loveee you with my whole heart!

Name: Malavika Arun Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: God’s own country Birthday: 15th june + 2 :P Email: malavika.tecna@gmail.com Nickname: Maaalu, Malz

What animal/ thing represents Malavika: Cat (There are no other options as she physically meows.)// Oompa Loompa :D 3 internal/ external characteristics: “Masala hips”//Birthing hips, butt to keep stuff on, pretty smile :3 Internal: too friendly but denies it, cares too much, is too nice very social Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: addicted to texting boyfriend but will deny it// will relate everything to ‘mallu bond’ , “bong-mallu bond”and ‘first year/second year bond’// will complain about theatre// will say she is full but eat more anyway :P// will compliment her own hair/ Abuser of emoticons The school’s: unofficial PSG member, unofficial GOS member, HP fangirl Motto/ Most used sentence: “Do you know what I mean?”// “My parents told me…”// “You have no friends”// “enda ai”// “pohda” A quote: “What was your favourite part?....I LIKE THAT TOO!” Three things Malavika would bring to a deserted Island: Phone, Laptop, current boyfriend (she will say ‘a raft’ but she won’t remember it on her way out) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Imitates Bella Swan. Unintentionally.

Where will Malavika be in 10 years and doing what: 1. Wada 4, House 5, teaching psych to MUWCI kids and conducting experiments (totally ethical of course)// Married and will have a big wedding (Don’t you deny it!)// Will sing at wada concert and be the cool teacher who sings// Owner of Mauritius, conducting psych experiments on the residents.

A few words for the future: Ritwika: Future holds a few cats. But I’ll be there too :)// Brishti: ever ready with useful advice on all the issues of my life..and skype me like forever so i can see you and feel that there is someone who hasn’t still given up on me..:’)// Soham: Acapella and Pitch Perfect are not the same thing// Sreyashi: Skype singing sessions forever? :)/ Vignesh: Don’t forget your favorite firstie. :) . Like seriously, you better keep in touch. <3 .

Name: Manraj Sandhu Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Chandigarh Birthday: October 28, 1995 Email: Nickname: P.O.P., Manu, Sandhuji

What animal/ thing represents Manraj: Testosterone 3 internal/ external characteristics: Magnified eyeballs floral mini shorts brand new colorful shoes Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Always in pain// Shisha// Dates girls before he meets them Always approaches you with a hand out, expectant of a hi-five he often doesn’t get Hating on bollywood music (he’s too American and cool for that downmarket shit) Eat, sleep, bang repeat// Eleanor The school’s: Prince of Punjab// 3rd term Econ MIA Motto/ Most used sentence: “Man let’s do something tonight, like LEGIT”// “What the fuck”// “its chilla”// “.....apeshit”// “mannnn” “yaaaar JD peete hain yaaar”// “abbey bhenchod, $/#(/=)!/#$)(&#!(#/$=#)!?!?” “bahot ho gaya yaar, aaj party karte hain”// “duuuude”// “yo, lets pack?”// “dudeee. not cool dudeeee.”

A quote: “Don’t mess with the P.O.P - PRINCE OF PUNJAB” Three things Manraj would bring to a deserted Island: PROTEIN SHAKE, painkillers, milk + cereal, sheesha Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Leaky boob!!

Stole a whole jar of lemonade because Ingrid was sick Got 5 shisha’s confiscated in 2 years, that’s an average of more than 1 shisha every term.

Having a secret admirer that dreamed about you.

Where will Manraj be in 10 years and doing what: Owning a car dealership and taking the clients out for JD A few words for the future: Cut down on the painkillers, maaaaaaaan You don’t HAVE to steal lemonade to impress Ingrid, you can study math to do that too or even go to her classes - yeah that would be nice.

Meet the girl before you start dating her.

Name: Maria Liddiard Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: England/France Birthday: October 23 Email: mekliddiard@gmail.com Nickname: Liddard (insert french accent) Babbyyz (Indian accent) Marsters, Medea Diddiard

What animal/ thing represents Maria: Bumble bee/ A clumsy but cute teddybear/ A broken foot 3 internal/ external characteristics: Beautiful big brown (actually green but apparently colour-changing) eyes, tiny feet, bananofobic, LOYALTY. critical and outspoken, great supportive friend, ambitious Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Never cleans her corner// stubs her toes every now and then// has rashes and bruises on her limbs but doesn't know how she got them// loves strumming the guitar and singing bye bye miss American pie// strange compulsive hysterical behaviour around bananas// occasional impeccable cartwheels// comments on her own silly laugh The school’s: British :D// white girl who take Bio and Chem and has brown roommates who take Global Politics// Klutz// The one who always gives without any expectation of returns Motto/ Most used sentence: “I’m OK”// “Putain de merde . Fais chier , J’en peux plus . Bordel de merde . “// “Malaika, shut the door!”// “Don’t steal Maria’s shoes!”// “Hi babyzz, do you want to cook maggi later?”// “OH MY GOD! I just cannot deal with Maria Uzunova/Arvin/Sonia/you”// “Honestly you shouldn’t be worried about it hon”// “OH SHITE, I stubbed my toe again”// “ Do you reckon where I left the kettle?”// “You know where’s Fanny?”// “Don’t call me a woman!”

A quote: “We were so good and then he asked me out. I was like, “No.”// OH MY GOD I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE JAMIL// “ If i buy the milk, will you get with Sara Merner?”

Three things Maria would bring to a deserted Island: Friends (oh wait) (Sonia likes this)// Bio book & Chem?// Arctic monkeys music// Her guitar// Mascara// Dildo Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Walking into a car next to the football field/ Breaking every bone in her body on a daily basis.

Specifically her ass in Wada 1 downtown by slipping on bum shower water// HER CORNER DUDE !!!// Says she’s not good at anything, she’s a complete failure in life, next moment destroys everything there is on the table, and Lucia and I assure her that she should be proud of being a disaster// Every time she walks// ¨My god Fanny, can’t you just shut up??¨ Where will Maria be in 10 years and doing what: saving the world in one way or another// SPREADING LOVE!// probably living and working in India// On the way to become UK’s second female prime minister.

A few words for the future: You’re fucking intelligent Maria (not many people trust me); be the person who does great with your forever stress free and chill attitude// Don’t worry, you do have friends <3// As cliche goes, “even if you are falling on your face, you’re still moving forward”// I love you

Name: María Jimena Jurado Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Cali (Colombia) Birthday: July 7, 1996 Email: juradomariajimena@gmail.com lasirenadecali@yahoo.net Nickname: Maji, Shakira, MJ, Jimenita, Baby

What animal/ thing represents Maji: Tiger// Shewolf 3 internal/ external characteristics: Caring shiny-big earrings soft skin and hair Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Doodling on her legs That googly baby sound of affection while she rubs her nose on you Loud laughter Attacking you and making hickies on your face When she gets upset and unleashes the ‘latina sass’ on people or anyone willing to listen (except it’s difficult to listen because she speaks so quickly when she’s fuming) The school’s: Sassy asshole or Cartel de Cali Motto/ Most used sentence: I hate my liiiiiiife MA.RI.COOOOO// “I am kidding” (with baby voice and emphasis on the Ki) A quote: “mierda junta”// “Marico, me emputa”// “Baby, stop”// “What do you think is the average size in MUWCI?” Three things Maji would bring to a deserted Island: her phone// her clothes// someone to listen to her complain Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Being “too nice” (according to Vinay) to play cards against humanity with them.

Talking about speakers at 3am.

Telling everyone in Dapoli that she’s jealous of her sister because her boobs are bigger than hers (ps they aren’t that much bigger) Where will Maji be in 10 years and doing what: Married with Vinay// Living in Paris// Selling fake Victoria’s Secret bras in Cali// Having four utterly disciplined children// married to her lesbian lover (wink win Beyonce) A few words for the future: Keep finding interesting places to ‘have fun’ (cough cough Pelham’s bathroom; airplanes) Baby, touching your ears is not masturbating

Name: Marija Kanavin Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Norway Birthday: 31.03.1996 Email: marija.kanavin@gmail.com Nickname: MJ, Marry-you, mia baby, Midge, Mariji, Mareej, Viking, Jay Z

What animal/ thing represents Marija: Motherfucking Viking 3 internal/ external characteristics: LOUD LOUD comfortable clothes (especially sweaters) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Writes in CAPS z superfuckin cute The school’s: Rapper Motto/ Most used sentence: “OHMAGAWD” “YEAA” “Just kidding.’

"Heeeeey baby" A quote: “CAN YOU PLEASE BUY ME THIS ILL LET U TOUCH MY BUN ALL THE TIME” “I have my first three two blocks tomorrow” “cig?”

Three things Marija would bring to a deserted Island: Candles, cigarettes, a canvas Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Goa 2014 lol Art Centre 2015 lol Where will Marija be in 10 years and doing what: a fine ass man with a fine ass man bun art without pants (or a bra for that matter) A few words for the future: “think”.

“You have as many hours in your day as Beyonce”

Name: Martina Chow Year of Graduation:2015 Origin: cute little asian place with italian cute mom Birthday: June 2nd, 1997 Email: Nickname: Chow, tiny tina, shrek, chinky chow chow

What animal/ thing represents Martina: (Eager) Beaver(scandalous) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Ambitchous Squidgy nose Sleeps before she wakes up/ high pitched voice Asian looks, Italian gestures Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: 2 productiv 4 lyf/ Selfie spammer/ Run every morning/ New words list Makes post-it summary notes on the summary notes/ Falls legit everywhere The school’s: Most enthusiastic Asian, squeakster Motto/ Most used sentence: “I didn’t do anything today. Except my glopo essay, ESS lab and my EE. I’m SO unproductive!”

“Everyone thinks I’m istupid” “STHOOPID” “...yes, gurlfrennnn’ “You know?... You get what I mean right??”

“Can you go get ingredients?”

“That’s something Thomas chow would do” “Okay guys I’ve gotta go sleep now” A quote: She hasn’t said anything very smart or very stupid :p Three things Martina would bring to a deserted Island: Her laptop to be productive and contact certain second years/ Her espresso machine/ Her trainers Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When she speaks at college meetings and laughs at herself after that Her Beyonce dance LOL ( or any dance in general) Where will Martina be in 10 years and doing what: Running a ‘how to be productive’ course with her spanish boyf.// Teaching Zumba with Phunts A few words for the future: Martina it’s okay to breathe between making notes and studying them over and over and over again.

Name: Maya Shanmugaratnam Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: ½ tamil, ¼ Japanese, ¼ Chinese and of course Singapore.

Birthday: 2 May Email:menandkindness@trees.sg Nickname: MOYA, MayG, mettamayavision, mayonaise, KimK

What animal/ thing represents Maya: LeBron/Tupac, Tapir (because it is so kind), Dumbbell (getting them deltoids deltoids), Trees ‘n’ Kindness 3 internal/ external characteristics: Cool haircut, dressed up (in black) and ready always, super cool piercings, nice ‘delts’ Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: In bed by 10:30 (unless there is a film assignment due), Gym at 4:32, Breakfast by 7, day naps., likes rose shakes, The school’s: Hairdresser/ Gym rat / Early bird Motto/ Most used sentence: “I luuuurve him” / Ateek.

A quote: “Be yourself” “I’m a genius” “I hate late people” Three things Maya would bring to a deserted Island: Dumbbell Her men Channa Masala with extra chilis Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: “JUISHY”// Having pictures of Robert Pattinson on her wall (yes we found them!)

Where will Maya be in 10 years and doing what: In Singapore in her cafe Trees ‘n’ kindness, giving people haircuts At home forever and ever! (in the haircutting section of the cafe duhh) A few words for the future: MoyaG, I hope you get your Lebron Delts and all the things you are working towards! See you in NY during the holidays! <3 Well, I don’t know and couldn’t say anyway.

Keep not ever being stifled - aka shocked In college you MUST: put food on someone else's plate by ‘accident’ and pick up the phone when durka durk calls.

Name: Meghna Kulshreshta Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: A4 and Delhi Girl Birthday: August 17 Email: mkulshrestha17@gmail.com Nickname: Meghy, meghz, meghu

What animal/ thing represents Meghna: Dog 3 internal/ external characteristics: Thin enough to be in a “feed the hungry child” poster HUGE boobs (carefully hidden most of the time) Twerking hands Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Sleeping despite saying “wake me up in 5 minutes” and then waking up after 3 hours (after 20 people have called her)// Korean drama// Taking walks in the Bio reserve ;)// Going on other peoples facebook (while telling people she doesn’t have one)// Running a ponzi scheme// Drinking blueberry tea amidst the summer air and discussing whether the matter at hand should be discussed, talked about or debated. LOL// Looking around for food// Asking for food// Begging for food// Trying to exchange the randomest objects for food// Sleeping with her head under the blanket (How????)

The school’s: BEST MULSHIPEDIA COORDINATOR. EVER. Motto/ Most used sentence: “I HONESTLY don’t think it’s worth it”// “We can agree to disagree”// “Oh my god, that’s so ghetto”// “It’s really nooot”// “Do you have 3-in-1 coffee?”// “I swear I am gonna give back your cup tomorrow”// “Fuck in his room.”// “I have a conditional”// “Do you have food? I have 3 in 1 coffee”// “The opposite of hate is indifference” A quote: “I cannot believe I live in rural Maharashtra”; “Homosexuality is NOT a choice. I’ve tried.”

Three things Meghna would bring to a deserted Island: Campus Dogs; 3-in-1 Coffee; Her new sony phone + someone else’s earphones Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When she got mistaken for Satish by Shabab -- “oh hey satish brooo” Where will Meghna be in 10 years and doing what: A part of the Riot Club @ Oxford; Investment banker; Big-shot director of Korean drama; Banging Lee Min Ho A few words for the future: Despite stealing all our things all day/every day, we still love you. But please give me back my mug.

Name: Mehdi Salaheddin El Khalid Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Morocco (but France) Birthday: 10/01/1997 Email: Nickname: Dimeh, poopface

What animal/ thing represents Mehdi:A lit cig burning day after day till the moment is over// Camel, Rabbit or Dog (loves their style) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Lazy fucker// Respectful (thefuck?)// Cutie pie - that smile & those long eyelashes <3 Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Football// Bumming cigs & throwing them into his mouth to look sexy// FARTING// Acting & knowledge seeking// That Mehdi dance// Watching useless “top ten” fact youtube videos// Doesn’t wear boxers & takes people’s clothes (socks), never returns them. Loves fighting with henok over his clothes// Always goes full retard// Loves trying, and failing to solve paradoxes, then looking it up the answer & pretending he figured it out himself// Mispronounces English words, often giving hilarious results// Camel face// Eats in the coffee shop everyday & orders more food than he can eat but doesn't get fat. Doesn’t like chocolate// (Pretends) To work out to justify other activities he engages in// Toilet paper next to his bed, then leaves spunky tissues under his bed for innocent first years to clean up// Somehow gets away with everything// Raps about really vulgar shit under his breath The school’s: Flirter, Man whore (Allison), Freeloader, Cherry picker Motto/ Most used sentence: “yeaaah!” “I swear”// “grave”// “chui def”// “jte kiff ma gueule”// “Can I get a cig?”// “I’m confused”// “You know what? I forgot”// “That’s my grandad’s hat!”

A quote: “Guys, we have a problem”// “The fish is 1,400 rupees not 140…”// “You know, yeah, I don’t know” “This is really fucked up…”// “Guys, I have a really good idea right now”// “I lost my cig, I think the gecko ate it”// “Guys, I saw a shooting star!”// “I’m not drunk I can drive”, next minute crashes into a a stone// “I’m gonna put a finger up my ass and then up your nose” Three things Mehdi would bring to a deserted Island: Cigarettes, Condoms (even if he doesn’t use them), That one french book he claims to have read 397 times (Une bréve histoire du temps) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Finding the keys to the caf in his pocket the morning after a caf run/ No curtains, ‘nuff said/ Reading a poem about a little girl as a poem about a prostitute/ Putting toothpaste all over himself thinking it was odomos Where will Mehdi be in 10 years and doing what: South of France, owner of a shisha restaurant on the beach chilling on the sand with Henok and Kate who came to live this life with him A few words for the future: Stop smoking!// Fridges are not the place for coitus ;) (same goes for swimming pools surrounded by friends)// Don’t take a virginity doggy style (TMI) & remember to check for curtains// Return peoples clothes AND lighters// Buy underwear (and your own shit)

Name: Mercy Kiden Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: It’s complicated. ;) Birthday: March 26 Email: Nickname: mercu :P, kiden, merc, sexy, Common Mercy

What animal/ thing represents Mercy: Sloth// snorlax// Porcupine (you touch me I kill you) 3 internal/ external characteristics: tall, sexy// approachable, sassy, honest// Bitch face, funky hair (sometimes), beautiful smile, too fucking honest! serious, pretending to be this badass bitch just to keep people out Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Vines!!// Assaults innocent victims with The Glare Of Death// Changes hair (make up your mind woman)// sleeps a LOT, and doesn’t like any disturbance while she sleeps(she could legit kill people for doing that)// sings beautifully but doesn’t accept that < insert agreement signal here// Sleep all day, freak out in the night// Looking at Bien-aime’s six pack// Watching romantic movies// Bursting out of nowhere with laughter// She loooves drawing!(her name over and over lol)// eats a fucking lot!// Always has an opinion for everything, especially the guy’s sixpack// Listen to the soil and Sauti Soul the whole year!!//Dancing like a crazy person The school’s: Badass PSG// Hidden Treasure// Y// Most underappreciated person (I really think she deserves more likes (y) ) Motto/ Most used sentence: ..And I was just like - “shut up”// gimme food?// Really, now? with that awkward tilt of the head and life threatening look...// OKay!// Oh my God!// come see, come see!// Kanyari, Kanyari, kanyari!!!// “I never esperred it”// “Ha! Lol!!”// I’ll throw a shoe!!

A quote: “Bitch go die”// “Summarize!”// “Are you maad?”// “okay, shut the hell up”// “South sudan is a poor country!”// “Ho don’t do it...oh my god!”// “... touched me and I felt so violated I took a shower” Three things Mercy would bring to a deserted Island:Laptop, a bed, food also sass(lol)// Sauti Soul (or some random guy with a sixpack)// someone that would get so drunk that she would have to take care of them// How to give advice 101// Lifetime’s worth of vines to watch Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Every she goes natural and has to wake up with a bird nest on her head Where will Mercy be in 10 years and doing what: Stalking Sauti Sol// Married to Bien-aime A few words for the future: Thanks for everything..for those glares, giggles and hugs <3 US meetups better happen// Hands down, the most phenomenal person on campus// Take it easy on yourself honey...you are a full package of joy, smiles and love! don’t let yourself take that away from you. You’re really strong but don’t take on things by yourself all the time (you need me beesh) appreciate yourself more because sometimes I think you forget how valuable you are.

Name: Miranda “Chavez” Mora Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Venezuela Birthday: April 11th Email: chavezvivelaluchasigue@psuv.gov Nickname: “The QUEEN of Caracas”, Miri, Chavez, Mirandamoraperez, Auntie, Mirrraaanda, Mirinda

What animal/ thing represents Miranda: Rabbit, Maduro, The Bird, The Vagina Monster, Seal 3 internal/ external characteristics: Her grown woman ass Making a drama out of everything Agreeing intensely by shaking both hands while boobs follow the pattern.

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA// LAUGHING WAY TOO FUCKING LOUDLY (Ahhhggghhhh Ahhhhgghhh Ahhhhgghhh *snort snort* dying pig sound)// Watching Sex and the City/Gossip Girl(and relating to every single episode and wanting to recreate them in her real life)// PMS Paud on Wednesday afternoons// Exposing her naked self shamelessly// Eating cheese and crackers// Late night booty calls (Coke, anyone?)

The school’s: Uncontrollable laughter// Drama Queen// Manager extraordinaire// Feminist Punjabi Auntie// MAMA Motto/ Most used sentence: “BABUUUUUUUUUU” *to Zayn*// “Listen, I think that a)....and b)...and to some extent c)”. “I had the worst moment of my life today”// “What I think you are not noticing is that....”// “Let me explain you something”// “Evidently…”// ”It was the worst experience of my WHOLE LIFE”// “Psssshhhhh” A quote: “I dided.”

Three things Miranda would bring to a deserted Island: A government to take over// An air-conditioner/ slaves to fan her// Vins&Mals// Cheese and Crackers (Miranda would obviously never accept a limit of three) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Having a “heat stroke” (drama) in Bangalore during her first project week and getting half naked in a bus full of people while saying that she was going to die// When her mom found a bright pink dildo amongst her clothes// Racoon attack on her neck (ahem Ahaan) Where will Miranda be in 10 years and doing what: Dictator of Venezuela// Secretary of United Nations// President of the Socialist United Party of Venezuela// Being an Auntie and forcing Parul and Safieh’s kids to eat their carrots (please don’t mate, girls…)// Prikshet’s wife A few words for the future: Keep all the right junk in all the right places.

Name: Moeketsi Toka Mokobocho.

Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Maseru, Lesotho Birthday: September 15th 1995 Email: moeketsim@muwci.net Nickname:Mojojojo, Mo, Moka caramel.

What animal/ thing represents Moeketsi: Sassy Cat, Tiger// Gremlin 3 internal/ external characteristics: Sweet Guy Being philosophical about everything Amazing voice.

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural pattern: Physics// Singing in the shower// 9gag// Over-analyzing and exploring everything// Allergic to every food The school’s: African dance/ musical// philosophical dude Motto/ Most used sentence: Come on! Jesus Christ! I’m allergic.

A quote: Yo 9gag is the shit and Dude I’m confused Three things Moeketsi would bring to a deserted Island: Physics//Philo book and 9gag and Vines.

Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: He’s too cautious about shit to have one I guess.

Where will Moeketsi be in 10 years and doing what: About to finally become a neurosurgeon and constantly annoying his patients by his now unsexy voice. He’ll also be working on a cure to help his allergy thing cause by that time he won’t be able to eat anything anymore haha A few words for the future: Stay true to yourself. Keep being sweet. Cool down on the philo stuff, the outside world will fuck you up haha. See you again. Have Fun at Colby.

Name: Mohammed Talib Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Africa (mama africa) - ‫ال ح نان ب لد ال سودان‬ Birthday: 15/05/1996 Email: mt.babymoon@gmail.com Nickname: Habibi, Momo, Hubbi, Moh

What animal/ thing represents Mohammed: His ass// long tongue// red (Mac Donalds) hoodie// matching neon blue and green/yellow outfit.

3 internal/ external characteristics: A ginormous bodacious booty a warm heart soft, thoughtful eyes a hat (but of course only Originals because that’s how Momo does it) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Answers// “Yeah, probably” to any question asked.

Says “mannnnnnnnn” often and “Duuude” Very diligently follows his “friendly diet// especially the “friendly” part( Visits the coffee shop often to make his diet more “friendly”, it’s not friendly enough).

Asking whether his abs are still there, or if his legs are skinny.

“I want to eat you!”

The school’s: Habibi :D Motto/ Most used sentence: I’m hungry…what do I do?

A quote: “I’m on a friendly diet, so I only eat one sandwich at the coffee shop, instead of three” “Habibi, can I play with Zoltoff’s balls?”

Three things Mohammed would bring to a deserted Island: Ariane, Jackson and Paneer Butter Masala. ‫مديدة حلبه‬ Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Wore Jackson’s shoes into the shower, and ate the whole fucking brownie. Fucked up his body way too much at MUWCI// Forgot to wear clothes before leaving the corner(any clothes) Where will Mohammed be in 10 years and doing what: World bank officer, saving Sudan from itself, or leading the next “Sexy Butt” exercise video series for 50 year old ladies A brown girl (because he only likes brown girl) A few words for the future:‫هللا شاء ان موف ق‬ Smile and look ahead. The future is bright. :) Remember your habibi, bitch; I live only 4 hours away. ‫امأل بطنك و ما تنسى ناس بلدك‬

Name: Nara Elise Jones Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: British (Aussie) Birthday: 18.11.1996 Email: nara.jones18@googlemail.com Nickname: Nari poo, NJ, Nara Jay, Nars, Kayne, Jones

What animal/ thing represents Nara: Haha, Kangaroo :P, (Skippy) chocolate 3 internal/ external characteristics: Big voluminous hair Short shorts ;) (white girl) ass ass ass ass biiiig heart Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Celeb gossip - especially Victoria Secret Angels interpretive dance Kate Middleton The school’s: Bridget Jones Motto/ Most used sentence: “omg, I feel so bad now” “are you ok? are you suuure?” “im such a nice person” A quote: “Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuu” “sweetie” “bless him/her” Three things Nara would bring to a deserted Island: Marija (no choice in that) Indian guy ?

Dance music particularly “Baby Got Back” Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Thinking that no one would find out that Pavan is more Australian than her.

Where will Nara be in 10 years and doing what: Drinking tea and eating scones with her well behaved children, and her super cute husband. definitively driving her kids in her SUV to soccer practice before going on a date with her Indian pediatrician husband.

Best fucking teacher of babies and kiddies in the whole world! (we’ll all send our kids to Australia) A few words for the future: Nars I hope you never stop baking cakes and doing wonderful things “for no reason at all” <3

Name: Neha Mehrotra Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Pune (which she thinks is the best place in India LOL) Birthday: 7th October Email: neham@muwci.net Nickname: nehuu, lame-ooo, maggi, Rickshaw Bhaiya

What animal/ thing represents Neha: Maggi// squirrel// goat 3 internal/ external characteristics: Maggi Goat dog eyes Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Snacking// sleeping// watching chick flicks after getting a 7 in Math// that hand movement she does when she thinks something is cool// falling in love with hot actors after one movie and printing pictures of them that will later be on her wall The school’s: Maggi eater// Gossip lover Motto/ Most used sentence: I’m gonna make some maggi// ‘Nice story… *awkward ‘A-Okay’ sign*’// That’s trueee// Do ya’ll want some maggi?// Soooo cuuuute// “I want to get into an American University to reject it”// “Did you hear about Person X and Person Y?” A quote: I’m gonna make some maggi// “Have you heard Chahat is bisexual?”

Three things Neha would bring to a deserted Island: Maggi, coke and a laptop for movies Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When she realised Maggi is unhealthy When she discovered she’s 17 and not 16 When she screamed SUNU IS SO LAME in the caf lol Where will Neha be in 10 years and doing what: Professional maggi chef, Driving rickshaws, having nice bhaiya type ringtones, being a rich-as lady somewhere in Manhattan with Forever 21 bags hanging from both arms A few words for the future: Please eat less Maggi You da coolest bro- your bisexual bro - I luv yaaaa you’re so brilliant, I hope to be half the person you are Love you so much, Neha, stay as you are: funny, cute, hardworking and beautiful <3 thank you for being my roommate x – J All Maggi comments made by Numaya kthxbye

Name: Neil Tanna Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Dubai, Canada and India Birthday: 15/05/1997 Email: ntanna97@gmail.com Nickname: Tanna, NEILUUUUU, SwagTan, Tannu

What animal/ thing represents Neil: lab rat 3 internal/ external characteristics: late nights playing video games (CS) instead of studying Psych insulting Peti (but ofc when she’s gone he finds replacements) WellRed Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Flopping// packin’ in da loft, use patty as an alarm// typ1n lyk d1$ !!!// eating ready to eat foods// look at Adam Levine’s photos// TV shows The school’s: Queen B (Regina George) #onwednesdayswewearpink// chocolate boy// gossip girl Motto/ Most used sentence: “Team Neil”// “Plus one”// “Excuse me? Who do you think you are?” (“running ‘round leaving scars”) “k. tee kay ess”// “I feel so floppy”// “Basic bitch”// ‘’such a dick’’// “Bitch. Slut. Hoe”// “I swear.

Small, cute and Asian.”// “DUUUDE I’m so fucked for the Bio test I just started: (gets the highest marks in class) “Yo chalo lets pack OC?”// “yo play Maroon 5?”// “I would go gay for him”// “We always clean our sheesha.. juzz sayin”// “Owners packers”// “Listen Bitch…”// “We’ve got our own thing, you know?”// “Listen bitch, I’m trying to study ok?”// “FFS!”// “What’s her name?”

A quote: “You need to play hard to get. It makes you more attractive.”

“Once you go black, you don’t go back” Three things Neil would bring to a deserted Island: Inhaler, hard drive, facepack, headphones Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: AASTHA PAREKH FUCKING BITCH Where will Neil be in 10 years and doing what: Dr. Neil Tanna A few words for the future: Stop making everyone flop Stop getting new tv shows

Name: Niklas (Bruder) Peter Johannes Roggenbuck Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Germany, More specifically Eastern Germany/But the origin sounds too socialist nationalist therefore we should just say “from somewhere in the world” or “from his mother” (although made in Finland) Birthday: September 29, 1996 (What is time anyway? Why do we have dates?)

Email: niklas.rog@gmx.de Nickname: Niklas, Johan, Johannes,Gandhi, Bruder Johannes Regenschein, Niklas Ro, Dalai Lama, Jesus What animal/ thing represents Niklas: A Giant Turtle//A giant poster saying “Critical Education”//Giant//dildos(?)//Candles//Cross//Skirts//reflective bird//A calmly flowing river that seems to have its course figured out 3 internal/ external characteristics: Crinkly eyes// His laughter and shreeks!

Shoeless feet very wide smile skirt// that philosophical look on his face Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Deep meaningful conversations//Dictatorship//baking that delicious German bread//savoring the beauty sunrise and sunset//I always see him at breakfast The school’s: priest (you want to confess? better find a priest!)// old wise man// communist// Question bank// Preacher // Community Builder// frustrated revolutionary Motto/ Most used sentence:“Have I been educated for a peaceful and sustainable future?” or also “What are we educating for, right?”// “Stop study. Start Bible.”// “If I don't marry cyrus, I will marry this german theater woman”// “Hahaha,Sounds very similar to what Gandhi would say.”

A quote: “If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier,as long as I'm the dictator.”

“Fuck the IB”// “What has happened to College Meeting? Let’s do an un-college meeting.”// “You want to see the sunset”, “Let’s go see the sunset?”// “What the fuck is wrong with our community?”

Three things Niklas would bring to a deserted Island: Bible// UWC values// Pelham// His Knife// Bread// Austrian chocolate// potatoes// Skirt Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When Niklas turned into a sex monster// When his skirt blew with the wind and we all saw his balls Where will Niklas be in 10 years and doing what: Teacher// Targeting European, racist, orientalist motherfuckers// Asking questions// Designing skirts for young men A few words for the future: We’ll always be old friends, and listen to simon and garfunkel on a park -bench in Berlin when we’re 70// We can bring the revolution together. Dont give up.

Name: Nilza Year of Graduation: May 2015 Origin: Ladakh Birthday: March 29 Email: Nickname: Gobi.

What animal/ thing represents Nilza: Bear// sausage 3 internal/ external characteristics: Cute! mature person Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Gym all the time!// studying bio// drinking green tea// dances on talk dirty to me with Linh The schoolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s: Zesma Motto/ Most used sentence: KUCH BHI A quote: Shkyapawa!

Three things Nilza would bring to a deserted Island: green tea// tredmil// phone to talk to achey!

Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: KISSED BY JI YEA! LOL!!!, ate too much chocolateâ&#x20AC;Ś.. did root canal Where will Nilza be in 10 years and doing what: Dr. Nilza Zaltak Angmo treating cute kids A few words for the future: Nilza, ZESMA!!!!!!!! tum bohot achi ho aise hi rehna, khush rehna hamesha, aur apni pyaari hindi se mujhe hasate rehna!

Name: Nitay Berditchevsky Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Israel (Guatemala - Fake Latino. he gave up on it after several attempts to join the gang) Birthday: August 1, 1997 Email: notlatinoenough@sad.com Nickname: Nits, Friendzone, Berditchevsky, Taytay, Nitti

What animal/ thing represents Nitay: A mix between something evil like a Hyena with a bit of sweetness like a panda bear and a sloth.

3 internal/ external characteristics: Sarcasm High self-esteem (full of himself) Huge heart and ego Kisses Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Nipple twisting// Sleeping forever// Snoring incessantly and super loudly// Looking at his ass in the mirror The school’s: Bully// sweetheart// Kisses giver// Best singer// Loved one// Dream son in law Motto/ Most used sentence: “Is it because I’m Jewish?!”

“OMG [enter name] you are so cool” *add sarcasm* “My ass is so nice, look how round it is" [Someone makes a comment on the hot weather] "Sorry it's my fault" A quote: “Simran, this is why you look like this” “Who wants a dead baby joke?”

Three things Nitay would bring to a deserted Island: A mirror His almost dead I-pod Nail clipper Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Going with Yarden to “Mulshi dam” Vinay’s lunch table comments...

Where will Nitay be in 10 years and doing what: Have a baby farm?// Finishing University (Y)//Be an awesome educator A few words for the future: You will be a great dad <3 Use more green and baseball-style shirts. They suit you :) Never stop kissing

Name: Nizar Kaddouri Year of Graduation: Hopefully May Origin: The jungle Birthday: Unknown Email: mascot@isis.org Nickname: Nizzy Jizz, el chamkarrrr

What animal/ thing represents Nizar: A rabid macaque// A Bonobo-// Kliyab rziwl ou nkeke 3 internal/ external characteristics: Total disregard for humanity Total disregard for privacy Public display of gratitude towards peers (uh?)

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Watching his friends “sleep” at 4 in the morning// Touching/manipulating everything / Sho// “The Bad Joke Dance” (aaawwww) The school’s: Resident terrorist Motto/ Most used sentence: “Sheila, man.”// “anything offensive and/or sexual”// “burraap burrap burrap”// ‘NO, OKAY, NO, DUDE, NO. IT’S NOT FUNNY’// “ALLAHU AKBAAAAR”// “Somebody buy a horse so it can fuck Allison in the ass.”// “that’s not funny, NO, it really isn’t”// “I see what you did there...OBAMA...Illuminatus” A quote: “Imagine you saw the world through your dad’s eyes. Now look at it through your eyes. Now look at your dick through your dad’s eyes. Now look at your dad’s dick through your eyes.”// “Look, it’s like this, you know. There’s normal people; the assholes. Then like Hitler, Stalin, Mao and all that shit. And THEN there’s people who wet their cigarettes………. And then there’s Allison”// “Guys guys listen. It’s the unification of the soul with the… with the WAAAAAAAA”// “I PROVED SHEILA WRONG, JUBILAAATIOOONN” Three things Nizar would bring to a deserted Island: Rohan// Weed// Abheek’s Pipe// sheila? fuck Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: every single situation nizar is in can turn embarrassing in two seconds// Smoking tea out of pure desperation// Saved a rat from the Himalayas. Found that the rat gave birth in his bag. Proceeded to freak the fuck out and dump everything on the floor, causing a rat infestation on campus// Locked his roommates out of the room until 12:40 am so that he could have sex with Priyam. ON A FUCKING WEEKDAY. Failed to have sex either way// Dr. Deepak checked his balls before going on the Ladakh expedition Where will Nizar be in 10 years and doing what: Hell?

Dealer de drogue au Port de Tanger A few words for the future: Come back to us.

You will be missed, creepiest second year I could ever have.

Name: Numaya Shahriar Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Dhanmondi Birthday: June 29th Email: Nickname: Num, Numnum, Numi, Nunu, Nums

What animal/ thing represents Num: indian television soap ;) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Cannot live without her phone; will be on her phone even when she’s talking to you Super genuine and honest helpful Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Shopping// planning detailed exercise schedules and diets and then never following// Plans on doing something and then does exactly the opposite and says “my life is sooo sad”// overthinking The school’s: Drama queen (ohmy god, feel this, I think its a lump; i’m gonna die of cancer) Motto/ Most used sentence: “I cannot”// “Cool guy/girl dude”// “I’m soz” A quote: “For the yearbook, let’s keep a rock on an i-phone with the caption “I rock”..get itt??”

“Amar life ta akdom ultapalta, Shebaz.” “hey, you wanna help me with hindi?”

“Nigga juice? You mean coke?”; “hey, you wanna buy me something from the coffee shop?”

Three things Num would bring to a deserted Island: Abhishek Chocolate Cooler Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: “I am practising cycling soooooo much so that I can learn to drive a scooter in Goa. I have even hired a guy to come teach me the scooter”- sits on the scooter-man tells her to start it- she gets off and says “I cannot do this.”

Numaya’s buddy (lol Nizar) Post-grad Abhishek Where will Num be in 10 years and doing what: Shopping in Forever 21, Married to a guy with ten kids. She wants two kids, one boy and one girl.

A few words for the future: “I don’t wanna marry a rich guy.I wanna be the one making all the money”-num ; preach

Name: Parul Koul Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Kochi-Kashmir-Punjab-Bangalore Birthday: 25th January Email: pjdj@radfem.org Nickname: PJ, PJDJ

What animal/ thing represents Parul: CCCCCCCCAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSS EVERYWHERE 3 internal/ external characteristics: curly-bomb hair Henrietta booty Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: removing her glasses at an inhumane speed huffing off Feminism: NO BRA, NO SHAVING making out-of-context absolute statements turning into an onion during difficult times The school’s: Radfem Mathematician Motto/ Most used sentence: “I’M DONE.”// “Miranda Mora Perez!”// “Meow.”// “Cause he’s bleekkk”// (“Excuse me?”) “EXCUSE YOU.”/ “Listen to me.” // “Jesus FUCKING Christ.”

A quote: “Can you get me one in black please?”

Three things Parul would bring to a deserted Island: PMS A drum machine, so that she can practise her rap under a lone palm tree and then return to the world a Middle-class Indian Feminist Anti-Orientalist (Occasionally Anarchist, but generally Socialist) Female Master Rap-artist, because that is wassup.

Miranda’s Cigarettes Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Being carried up the hill, wasted on two breezers.

Going to Babuji’s house wasted and pretending to be sober.

Breaking her glasses because they were worn thin from 47 removals/second.

Where will Parul be in 10 years and doing what: She will be a super cool development worker for an independent development consulting firm, working on issues related to gender and race, and married to (/in a radical open relationship with) a super geeky math guy with character and excellent music taste.

A few words for the future: It will never be about doing unless there’s a vagina-monster involved.

Name: Patricia Vieira Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: iz unknown, iz mars probs Birthday: July 7, 1997 Email: Nickname: Patty, Pt, Peti

What animal/ thing represents Patricia: Alarm Clock// Anand Lalu 3 internal/ external characteristics: ESL family glasses boobies Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Everywhere-doing everything-all the time// Watching cheesy movies that make her cry (or everyone dies) The school’s: Panic attack// MOST ANNOYING DRUNK PERSON IN THE WORLD Motto/ Most used sentence: “ I JUST CANNOT! “// “COOOOOOOL guy”// “How do you call it…???”// “ahahahahahahahhahahaaaaa”// “I don’t know NOTHING guysss”// “don’t do me this”// “YOUR MOM”// “i neeed to help my coyear!!!!”// “fodasse”// “HHEEEAA”// “I NEED TO DO THIS” “we all do” “NO I NEEEEEEED TO”// “everybuddy keeps making fone of me”// “guiizeeee! I BROK MY FLEEEP FLOPESS! AHAHAHA” // “Im asexual” “I also want 5 kids”// “I’m A BAD CO-YEARRRRRRRR!” A quote: what is the word for a person who, for example... i'm telling you a love story and i'm describing the wedding night, saying that she sleeps in the bed and he sleeps on the bed. And you say " keeping an eye on his mother's furniture". How do you call ? "what is bluegh, is it like blue or a swear word?"

Three things Patricia would bring to a deserted Island: Neil Tanna// Coffee// Meetin Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Failing to help her coyear and drinking ALL the cranberry vodka with Shrey When she sat through a month of Bio classes on plants and didn’t know what ‘stem’ meant Where will Patricia be in 10 years and doing what: Practicing english, studying IB bio because she NEEDS to// Himaansu// Dr. Pet A few words for the future: “English” iz ok 2 calm down once in a while iz also ok if u don go 2 meetin and you don NEED to do everything ok?

Name: Pavan Kalidindi Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Hyderabad/ Australia ;) Birthday: June 2nd 1996 Email: Nickname: Pav-man, Pavs, Dick-Dindi, Kali-dingy, Pandu, Pavana Lake, PRK

What animal/ thing represents Pavan: Sloth bear// Meercat 3 internal/ external characteristics: smart as hell Vampire Lifestyle Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: going to wada 3 downtown Messing up his room watching youtube videos until the sun goes down, and then getting high having insane revelations when under influence The school’s: Sexiest guy in a suit// College master// Funniest drunk// Funniest high// messy corner// vampire Motto/ Most used sentence:

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A quote: “The world is exploding.”

“Fuck you” - accompanied by strange face and creepy smile “You’re wide”- to Abheek after he criticised Pavan’s bowling “There are 2 types of people in this world: the sharer- one who shares his chocolate and the biterone who bites it” “I listened to music and I became the tabla” Three things Pavan would bring to a deserted Island: Biryani Weed Biryani Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: High for 3 days straight Where will Pavan be in 10 years and doing what: Getting an Oscar for directing and producing a kickass movie Pulling an Oscar by finally getting high on life A few words for the future Don’t get too high. Or do get too high. Idgaf

Name: Phuntsho Norbu Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Bhutan Birthday: November 23, 1995 Email: Nickname: Phunts, Phuntshi, Norbu, Phu, 2pavs

What animal/ thing represents Phuntsho: bunny rabbit ;) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Lice always singing reversed cap no shirt Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Farting// singing annoying songs// dance raping girls// binging over maggi and koka noodles// having multiple crushes on multiple chicks The school’s: happy bhutanese boy// proposer Motto/ Most used sentence: “tharty minutes” “Legit” “maaaaannnnn” “Will you marry me?” “pls” “oks oks” “you sleepin’ with me tonight” “A POTATO FLEW around my room before you came” “Will you please suck my d*ck, please, please, please?”

“Im falling to pieeeeces” (at the top of his lungs) A quote: “No no no, it needs to come from the heart *sings*” “Dude, she has a hole!”

“You look like a samosa” “Tell her not to fall for me, the ground is too hard and my hands are too full to catch her” Three things Phuntsho would bring to a deserted Island: Alisha Fredriksson// his black jacket, torn shorts// koka, cigarettes// AWESOMUS COOOLUS +luis// ΔΣΠ Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Best friend walked in on him :\ Where will Phuntsho be in 10 years and doing what: King of bhutan with 5 wives, “meditating”, singing to all women except his wives A few words for the future: 1 girl at a time, not on the table, oks?oks.

Name: Prashant “no last name” Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Mumbai, Wada 1 House 6 Birthday: we are such bad friends Email: prashantnoname@businessconquer.com.world Nickname: Mr. Prashantum // Pront

What animal/ thing represents Prashant: 9GAG & BUZZFEED & YOUTUBE 3 internal/ external characteristics: His magnificent laugh His beautiful flowing hair His BIG, wonderful… personality Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Laughs until he almost chokes to death. // watching random youtube videos // goes to bed as early as the first years// Joining Arnav for Bacardi The school’s: Laughing Buddha Gentleman Motto/ Most used sentence: Ya Chute // arrey yaah // I’m going to bed // that’s so fucked up // oks oks A quote: I agree with what you’re saying but if…

No, No, I disagree…

Your point is perfectly valid but...

Three things Prashant would bring to a deserted Island: MacBook, EasyCabs numbers, AC Unit Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When he didn’t realize a hot girl was trying to hook up with him in Goa ;) Laughing at MaJi’s laughter which caused her to laugh more which caused him to laugh even more (almost died) Where will Prashant be in 10 years and doing what: In hospital for hearing the best joke ever and nearly sabotaging his million-dollar business or maybe being a shampoo commercial host (Because you’re worth it) maybe its maybelline A few words for the future: When a girl asks who in the room you want to hook up with, multiple times, she wants you to point at her.

Pls… dnt diez. Laughing to your death is fine as long as it’s not to a bad joke.

When you are brave enough… you can go hitch-hiking in Europe.

Tenks for all de laughs. Ha. Ha. Hopefully we can laugh more in de future. Love you Mr. Prashantum

Name: Rachel Lim Year of graduation:2015 Origin: Malaysia Birthday: 11th May Email: rachell@muwci.net Nickname: Fa Pudsters, Rachu pachachu, Chachel Rim, My 2nd Love, Waych, Pu , Rach , Rachie, Bhaiya, レイちゃん, 秋秋

What animal/ thing represents (fill in name): Mulan, The pole dancing bunny 3 internal/ external characteristics: adorable cuteness overload sly sense of humour secret dark side Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Be cute// Have cheesey conversations with Tatsuya Slap people’s butt and laugh// Killing bugs with shoes Throwing major shade at people!

The school’s: Hidden Sociopath Motto/ Most used sentence: Ding ding ding “Buddy kiss? NO. Awww” (says something mean and brutally honest, and then says..) Just kidding!! (she is never kidding) A quote: “You’re so stupid... I’m just joking” (she’s never joking) “ I think if I did that you would just die. Your body would crush and all the parts of you would fly around and I would grab a pan and start frying it.” (demonstrates the move) “It would be very nice. It would probably be like sausages.”

Can I eat you? (in the cutest, most adorable voice evaa) “You’re so cute. I want to rip your head off and put it on a stick”- (said in the most angelic voice possible) “Naaah, the L&L test was really bad..” (Moment later sees she got a 7) Three things Rachel would bring to a deserted Island: Tatsuya, Korean drama, Chahat (she wishes) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Molesting Disha (you know what i am talking about) Where will Rachel be in 10 years and doing what: Practicing psychologist?

A few words for the future: Rachu, you are the cutest, creepiest and most real person I know and you are never ashamed to be yourself and even when I go through second hand embarrassment due to your antics, I advise you to keep them up. <3 Keep up that hard work man, you’ ll always get what you want!

Name: Radhika Menon Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Kerala Birthday: Celebrated without R.M. because she prefers to hide Email: radhikam@muwci.net Nickname: Radical Phenomenon, Radhs, Rads , Radish

What animal/ thing represents Radhika: grumpy cat- no doubt Ayn Rand’s “The Virtue of Selfishness” :P A piece of chocolate but not her own 3 internal/ external characteristics: smart as hell beautiful voluminous hair witty, sarcastic Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Chahat:Hi Rads, Radhika: “Ignores and starts walking past her with the speed of light” Into DILFs e.g. Jeremy Irons Knitting and other random pastime activities (not involving interaction with humans) The school’s: Most social butterfly, genius, coolest feminist, Henning’s right (and left) hand Motto/ Most used sentence: “Guys,i’m bored” ,” Guys,dukaan?” ;) , Guys I’m so huuuungggrry...coffee shop?, I love cats, so much better than humans. “I hate people”, “Do you have food? I’m starving!”

“I’m not going to the caf it’s too far // I’m not going to the caf I don’t wanna interact with people A quote: “I don’t care about your boring, tedious, bland, insipid, washed out, wet rag, milk toast of a boyfriend!” (Incidentally also what she thinks about the rest of the world) “I love his corpse like fingers” (reference to Voldemort) Three things Radhika Menon would bring to a deserted Island: Books- NO school books, Laptop, Major Sass (and if she could, a chocolate sized Benedict Cumberbatch- it does exist) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When she thought Cheryl Cole was Crystal the gf.

Anything to do with the kitchen e.g. putting foil in the microwave and watching it smoke up and still not reacting until wada common room starts to panic.

“How do you boil water?” (when armi and malaika discovered they had both taught radhika how to boil water, on separate occasions) Where will Radhika Menon be in 10 years and doing what: Somewhere far away from human ignorance, surrounded by cats and books and football// Gold digging around with no people skills A few words for the future: We love you regardless of everything Rads!!// When you find that dead looking man let us know <3

Name: Ram Sharma Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Pune. But not Maharashtra.

Birthday: April 8, 1995 Email: ramsudhirsharma@gmail.com Nickname: Sharmaji, Ramu

What animal/ thing represents Ram: a cloud, so he says What is an animal? Hmm… It should be “~”... No, it should be “ “ Chutfuckup (it’s a thing. Really.)

3 internal/ external characteristics: green notebook (I got it for MUWCI, and I’m gonna finish it here), with thoughts// blurs of colour (so artsy)// curious eyes// Ram, you’re so sexy Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: asking you questions// sitting and thinking// Giggling, Taking photos// Giving love advice// Blushing// Judging people// Telling you how you are not smart enough to understand the “big picture” (chut)// Being in denial of being high as balls// not loving people as much as they love you ;) The school’s: Thoughtful retreat.

Motto/Most used sentence: “Did you notice that crazy slope-path from the labs to the AQ? I’ll show you.” // “The aesthetics of this…”// “Bye bye, miss American pie…”// “the soundddddd of silenceeeeee”// “let’s get high tonight?”// “aur, sir-jee?”// “Think about it…”

A quote: “I have to think about this a little more.”// “That’s bullshit.”// “The Sitar was made to reproduce the sound of the gods.”// “I agree but what’s the point of it?”// “Saying good-bye is stupid.”// “Of course you can be super intellectual now and pretend that you don’t like power ...”// “No.”// “I am completely sober man.”// “Yeah, but think about it this way”// “Man, all these people need to stop going bald for attention”// “Can you calm the fuck down?!”

Four things Ram would bring to a deserted Island: a book// another book// brushes// PORN Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: The sunglasses he ‘bought’ in goa | His phone call to his dad while trippin’ “Hey papa!! I got into RISD!!!!”

Where will Ram be in 10 years and doing what: Teaching (you can always go back to MUWCI): putting ideas into the heads of young people like you and me. Or at least thinking that// Composing music// Expert in Sitar :) A few words for the future: He won’t listen to them anyway// Sharma, sharma mat// “Bye, bye miss American Pie”

Name: Ravina Kate Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Pune, India Birthday: 11th February 1996 Email: ravink@muwci.net Nickname: Kate, Ravi, Roomie

What animal/ thing represents Ravina: Butterflies Dance Birds <3 3 internal/ external characteristics: She dance like birds Such a beautiful person Loves Indian food and buttermilk haha Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: DANCEE A big love for biology and psy <3 Listening to bollywood songs BOLLYWOOD The school’s: One of the best dancers Motto/ Most used sentence: “Is the Dukaan open” hahaha TU MERA HEROOO A quote: Tu mera heroooo Suba hone nade Three things Ravina would bring to a deserted Island: Her speakers, her phone anddd bollywood music Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: hahaha practicing for the bird dance Where will Ravina be in 10 years and doing what: Dancing in the best Bollywood movies!!!!!!

Performing in the best world’s theatersss A few words for the future: suba hone na de

Name: Rhiana Hope Peck Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: American, Welsh, Land of Vaginas, Montana, Flying Pig Adevnture Company Birthday: September 26 Email:

Nickname: Rhi-Rhi, Vagina Warrior, Rhianamon, I need my mom, the envelope What animal/ thing represents Rhiana: KOALA//The KRAKEN - sexual frustration is HUGE 3 internal/ external characteristics: Cheeky smile// Fuzzy, floppy, wonderful hair//Professional Snuggler//Her underwear//Nose ring//Hippy hair band//The Rhi-laugh//The twerkable butt//The cute tummy//HER SMELL (fragrance) OMG WHAT EVEN Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Watch Last Week Tonight with John Oliver//Hop around and squeal a little//Working with the flying pig adventure company//Skyping her mom every now and then//Watching vagina videos //Loving people The school’s: All American Hippie//Mother//Worries too much because she cares about the things/people around her Motto/ Most used sentence: ‘’I’m from the US. Now forget that’’ //“Never wear underwear”//“People need to give a fuck”//“You bitch”//“You motherfucker…”//“Aww… baby…”//“I’m vanting little shnuggle” A quote: “Art will kill me.”//“Remember, being lesbian is always an option”//“Cary is so much like my dad. It’s crazy!”//“The energy in my room is so weird.”//“I love Ben! He’s so cool.”//“Vagina, vagina… I wanna have sex with your vagina.”//“I need an all-weather friend”//“I just want to whore around for a while”//“Well, fuck you!” //“Urgh… Adityajit, can you bring me my razor? It’s purple and lying on my shelf”//“Wait, let me moisturize first”//“I just want to have a lot of sex” //’’Milk, milk, lemonade, this is where the fudge is made’’ Three things Rhiana would bring to a deserted Island: Her exotic honey, //A dehumidifier,//her moisturizers//Her mom//Skype//Hey beautiful//A DILDO which also vibrates Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: HER CORNER!//“I was so turned on, but then he just laughed and giggled all the fucking time for some reason. He totally killed the mood. He is so sexy, but he really needs to learn how to be a man.”//“Is “X” he with someone?”...“No, why’d you ask?”...“Well, he’s been talking and flirting with me for a while. If he’s available, I’m so going for it” Where will Rhiana be in 10 years and doing what: Camping, drawing vaginas, climbing rocks, making money, travelling the world, living in women's collective in NY A few words for the future: You fabulous fabulous person!//I love you to bits please marry me!

Name: Ritwika Bose Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Indian, little island of Mallus ;) Birthday: 15th June 1996 Email: riwtika.winxclub@gmail.com (not kidding,this is her legit address) Nickname: Ritz, Ritzy witzy spider, Ritzy, Ridika Chechi, tiny

What animal/ thing represents Ritwika: Owl - because late nights, big eyes, occasionally wise 3 internal/ external characteristics: TINY, her glare, Fabulous hair (ooooh that rhymed :P ) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: *hiss* when angry// Analyzing stuff :)// Blackmail// Pretends to sleep when people visit// Misses almost all bio first blocks due to faulty alarm// Youtube// Extremely adorable when she wakes up from sleep// Extremely adorable all the time// Can be bought with food// Master at procrastination// Judging you The school’s: most fabulous anti-social person, ee on hunger games, tiny Motto/ Most used sentence: he/she is soooo annoying!

“It burns!! the light!”

“I’m tiny.” *GLARE* A quote: “ Stars are not like fruits, they don’t fall off when they’re ripe” (Ritwika on club penguin) “I don’t want friends, I want igloos!!”

Three things Ritwika would bring to a deserted Island: her laptop, food, wifi Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Every time she tries to scare people away and they think she is being cute Where will Ritwika be in 10 years and doing what: cutting up dead bodies and judging you A few words for the future: Soham: Don’t be afraid to think BIG! Warning: Size is relative, don’t think too big. :) from Arista: You can do so much more than you think. Always. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Sreyashi: Please don’t scare EVERYONE away with your glares. Some people are nice too :) Brishti: keep that attitude alive..trust me it’s to die for! and hey, be a little more bangla..i love you more that way :P Malu : I love you FSP <3 Keep being awesome, you go girl ;)

Name: Rohan Bhat Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Mumbai (undergrounds) India Birthday: 27th February Email: deathtofascism@shadyganja.com Nickname: rohu←(this is bullshit) he’s NA NA NA NA NA NA BHAT-MAN, dal bhat

What animal/ thing represents Rohan: a bhat/ an intellectual camel 3 internal/ external characteristics: round glasses, all-consuming rationality HUGE ASS toes lack of ass/butt/buttocks/bum/bumsies Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: highly demonstrative//uncontrollable hand moves (the cup-song) takes ten bites to eat one biscuit bounces ALL the time (but especially when he has …)

The school’s: Ethnic Harry Potter Motto/ Most used sentence: “piece of shiiiiiiit” “Abbe ro mat” “fucker” “Dude! That’s just NOT okay.” “turrehnde” “chutia” “Nizar, stop!” “Dude, I was my school’s goalkeeper, seriously” A quote: “I have points more.”

“I can see God, I swear I can.” (I leave the context to your imagination) Three things Rohan would bring to a deserted Island: coffee press not Nizar cigarettes //intersectionality Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Tart 200 - 0 Rohan// His romance moment during the hike with Angela (see the above picture) “what did the fox say? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh” Where will Rohan be in 10 years and doing what: Under a bridge, smokin’ a pipe, single (and minglin’) and professor of political philosophy and classical literature at some remote college Or a professional goalkeeper A few words for the future: Yo man, get a good job and a long term relationship (for once). Stop hanging out with Bombay coke addicts. And stop smoking for Brahman’s sake (Sheila is watching you).

Name: Rubén Fernando Román Romgar García Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Liberia (in Costa Rica [Tiquicia]) Birthday: 10.11.1995 Email: romarte1095@gmail.com Nickname: Bigga, Groovy, Daddy, Rubi, fat fuck, player,

What animal/ thing represents Ruben: Lion´s mane, his rosario, big bones (except the bone that matters), Lady from lady and the tramp, sk8er boy, hipster mama, tiger (he marks his territory), ipod, 700 rupees shampoo, beer, CAP 3 internal/ external characteristics: Obnoxious secretly emotional wears (Marija’s) hirts that are too big for him Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural pattern: Film, sex, cigs, sex, splif, sex, super hygienic, sex, farting (beans), sex, brown girls, wearing Marija’s clothes, sleeps with really loud music on.

The school’s: golden dick, Lights and sound,Cinematographer, Lipdub guy Motto/ Most used sentence: “safety”// “I’m living life on the edge”//“come to daddy”//“I need to take a shit”//“Storeroom?”//“this is it bro”//“nigga, no” “Brown girls are the shit bro”,“dibs” “Am fucked for this shit!”//“mae, playo”//“I’m done with you”//“Dibs…” //“Your mum…”// “Smoke up?”

A quote: “People like the donkey not because he is cute, but because he is persistent.” “The last few sips of beer are just saliva bro” “I’m never getting high during the day again” Three things Ruben would bring to a deserted Island: 3 cigs, a condom, shabab Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: getting “poked” Where will Ruben be in 10 years and doing what: He will have long beautiful dreadlocks while directing the most amazing films humanity will ever see.

Comes back to reunion to find out he is the father of 19 children and is diagnosed with a STD after producing the greatest film ever.

A few words for the future: Get a haircut, use protection, Get a life

Name: Safieh Grace Kabir Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Bengali//British (semi-privileged white person) Queen of Dhaka (even if she won’t admit it) Birthday: 27/06/1996 Email: safiehk@muwci.net deconstructingthepatiarchy@postcolonialfeminism.edu Nickname: Shafi, Safu, Saf, Safu Pafu, ella, QUEEN OF DHAKA

What animal/ thing represents Safieh: Cougar (LOL)// Gollum, moon 3 internal/ external characteristics: A circular face with a small mistake, BIG BIG mouth, (too white to be brown) Talks like an essay Gestures her hands like she’s conducting the fucking Royal Philharmonic Orchestra She is the Queen of Dhaka but she will never admit it Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: no limit to her physical affection, will tackle you// embarasses the people she loves in public forums Touches Miri’s boobies everywhere all the time//bites Miri’s ass The school’s: Marx// Essay speech// Whimsical Mamma bear// Pelham’s best friend Motto/ Most used sentence: ole babu, chota baby, eyy come here, aiiiyoooo, small baby// want to get slapped?// you think you’re cute? want to fight huh want to fight?// I need to woooork// “that’s sooo fucked up though”// You think you’re cool? Beshi bere geso// “VAGINA MONSTER AHVUFOQBD” A quote: ”I’m pushing the walls of my consciousness”// “Panus in the anus”// “Jao”// FAAAllings// “Life is never boring baby. You just have to sit down and think about shit sometimes”// “I’m a grown woman, I can do whatever I want”// ”the problem with Marx is that he didn't believe in God. Full stop.”// “Never say sorry to family”// “shut up” (short and fast)// ”Aww, that’s so cute though.”

Three things Safieh would bring to a deserted Island: A Communist Manifesto Kolbalish pillow PMS Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Thong display accident at American Regional evening in her first year (whole campus saw dat A$$) well she brought a specific herb all the way from bangladesh Where will Safieh be in 10 years and doing what: Critiquing the patriarchy Sending her kids to Miri so she can take care of them, while she goes on weird-spiritual vacations A few words for the future: Always remember to be good to yourself and get happy even about the smallest accomplishments.

Beshi chinta koro na jaan! Thappor marbo.

Name: Salah Alzoubi Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin:Jordan/Palestine Birthday:24th of June Email: Nickname: ‫ك رت ون ة بوأبو‬. Skillet, King Sal, Salalalalala

What animal/ thing represents Salah: Tiger who turns into a kitty at night lol 3 internal/ external characteristics: Very calm , but when he talks he’s fucking funny// Mr.Muscle but sooo cute// Flex everytime he passes something that can reflect// Grumpy shit// Gives no fucks Disciplined// Little glasses// Square head Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Gymgymgym// Fast smoker // Fast eater// Enjoys cuddling// Incapable of apologising// Has a mild tetris//dota addiction// Plays online chess when under the influence// Gym// Likes cats// Spends too much time on bodybuilding websites// Watches motivational videos all the time// Sleeping// Reads random shit on bodybuilding forums. (cat kidnapped by raccoon “whut?”)// Finishing everyone’s food at Sagar Inn The school’s: Big Babe Motto/ Most used sentence: “Beta as fuck” // “I was on the misc and…”// “SUP?”// “I’m gonna go OC and will join you in five”// “Do you have one for me?”// “Come here… Let me feel your dick”// “Do you even lift?”// “You need the gym or islam..”// “Suckin dick fo moneyyy”// “Man these fucking ESL kids I swear to god”// “Nigga imma fuck you uppp”// “Nigga you should start lifting”(starts to flex all his muscles.) “‫" شاي؟ ف ي‬ A quote: “Sun’s out, guns out”// “look at them babies growing, awwyeahh (flexing)” Three things Salah would bring to a deserted Island: CIGARETTES // dumbbells // sleeping pills Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Goa 2014 - ‘nuff said// getting lost in Kolhapur with no phone or money// Booking his tickets back home at the end of first year.

Where will Salah be in 10 years and doing what: In Jordan, in his yacht, smoking cigs and shisha A few words for the future: ‫ي وف قك هللا‬

Name: Sam Wagner Year of graduation: 2015 Origin: Ithaca, NY, USA Birthday: September 28, 1996 Email: Nickname: Sammy (Lammy), Spammy

What animal/ thing represents Sam: Pubes tattoo 3 internal/ external characteristics: Extremely adorable Friendly Altruistic Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Constant inebriation Perpetual unawareness Camping Has mastered casual regurgitation Often is without shoes Gets random rashes all over his body Tennis at midnight The school’s: Best listener// Chef Motto/ Most used sentence: “I’m stuck in Sheila’s house.”

“Shiva Shiva” “I got stuffs” “Shiva is calling” “We’ll take them out before they catch us” A quote: Smoke weed everyday “If I want to do something I’ll do it, no matter what the consequences” “Have you seen the turd” -Goa (extended) exeat “I was quit yesterday” Three things Sam would bring to a deserted Island: rolling paper, weed (his box) and a lighter and cabbage, don’t forget cabbage for the munchies.

Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment Free-punishment extended exeat in Goa. Numerous ‘tactical’ puking sessions.

Still didn’t know what “MPH” stood for in May 2015.

Running in a Beep Test of Fire Service without underwear.

Where will Sam be in 10 years and doing what: Top chef in Japan with his own restaurant making Sushi “Plus”// living in a tent he created in the middle of some hippie wilderness forest and cultivating weed for private use A few words for the future: Never stop being you. You’re lovely.

Name: Satenji Ngoma Year of Graduation: May 2015 Origin: Zambia Birthday: 23rd June Email:satenjin@muwci.net Nickname: Saty, Satyjo

What animal/ thing represents Satenji: A fox 3 internal/ external characteristics: great ugali cook great alarm clock if u intend to wake up super early always taking showers because of the weather Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Watching Turkish series.

The laughter that can be heard miles away. wakes up too early, survives on little amount of sleep and doesn’t sleep during the day.

Dance and singing church hymns always followed by “OMG I miss church so much. “ The school’s: Motto/ Most used sentence: Woooooooooh!!

Choka apa.

A quote: That’s so cool, now I think I understand……

Three things Satenji would bring to a deserted Island: phone, sweater if it’s hot and no sweater if it’s cold, Where will Satenji be in 10 years and doing what: An environmental scientist married to (fill in gap) having a couple of kids, maybe grown taller :P :) A few words for the future: Stay the same strong and beautiful person you are.

Name: Aadityakrishna Sathish Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Hong Kong kids Birthday: August 28, 1997 Email: aaditya.k.s@gmail.com Nickname: Sats, Sathish, Egg, SASHA, ‘Teesh, Satuji

What animal/ thing represents Sathish: A ferret/ Egg 3 internal/ external characteristics: Long hair which we’ve all only recently accepted Those legs, though (thigh Gap) Meghna “abs” A squishy butt that can fit in one hand Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Epilepsy (known as Diabetes) Dressing up as Sasha to get into clubs The school’s: Druggie!!!// Mallu Motto/ Most used sentence: “Kashtam” “I’m a light-skin nigga” but you aren’t “Yo Yo Yo Yo, I think my tolerance has gone up” “dude, will you try coke with me?”

A quote: “eh you’re okay. I’ve got the BOD” Three things Sathish would bring to a deserted Island: Cigs (amber leaf) & Weed// Conditioner// His masters (C &T) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When Sathish thought he could go through the men’s queue in SGS. Twice.

Lol but also cheerleading Where will Sathish be in 10 years and doing what: Rolling professionally (remember who taught you) When you go to goa next he’s going to be the guy selling drugs. True story A few words for the future: It’s not absolutely necessary, imperative or anything of the sorts to try every single drug in the world. <3

Name: Shabab Ahmed (Gababallah) Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Dhaba (UK and Poland) Birthday: Birth not registered Email: Nickname: Shaboobie, shabooze, gandu bhai, gabab allah,

What animal/ thing represents Shabab: Sloth 3 internal/ external characteristics: Cried when beef got banned in Maharashtra Cries when Bangladesh loses cricket matches Still waiting for “I guess so.”

Everything smells of Gabab.

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: A1 is his new home// Gossip girl + MathHL #promultitasker// loses FIFA// posts loser FIFA statuses// that’s it he doesn’t do shit Ordering fish from Amazon The school’s: Party thrower// Booze getter Motto/ Most used sentence: “Braaahhh…” “cigs?”

“I’m so fucked dude” “dudee….i can’t see anything man…”

“Are you shitting on my dick” “Wake me up in 5 minutes?” (sleeps for 3 hours) “That’s not cool bro” “Give me a hug bro” “You are my bro” A quote: “I think it’s four root cube” Three things Shabab would bring to a deserted Island: Gossip girl// Cigs// Fanny (egesu + gaby + Maria L+mrinalini) they all come in the package Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Pelham’s ice bucket challenge Breaking the Bum Shower Where will Shabab be in 10 years and doing what: Bangladeshi party organiser (illegal alcohol supplier) Rowdy goonda with fifty henchmen A few words for the future: Deo, bro, deo Please don’t put my pillow in between your legs

Name: Shen Yu Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: China Birthday: 11th April Email: sheny@muwci.net Nickname: Shame on You , Tian cai, Genius, Sensai

What animal/ thing represents Shen Yu: Cat// The great General 3 internal/ external characteristics Hates cheesiness </3 Amazing piano player Subtle condescending face cause she’s the smartest person in all her classes ;) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Most random sleeping timings , 4am chilling at Parag's Always feels cold Sets alarms never hears them Vividly talks in her sleep Substitutes food with sleep…. zzzzzzz….

Unexpected aggressive behaviour seeing dukaan is closed when rushing there from wada meetings Unexpected aggressive behaviour when some people turn on the waterworks at wada meetings The school’s: math genius// pianist extraordinaire// top IQ representative Motto/ Most used sentence: So baaaaaaaad, Saya gila, UNBELIEVABLE !

Kawaii Oh my Gooood A quote: He He He “ There are only 2 kinds of Chinese in UPenn, those who are in Wharton and those who want to go to Wharton” “Those who do econ either go to Wall Street or should want to go to Wall Street” Three things Shen Yu would bring to a deserted Island: Dark chocolate (99% cocoa!), Pooh and phone, seaweed Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Missed two questions in further math mock (!!)

Where will Shen Yu be in 10 years and doing what: staring at math papers, or alternatively inventing a piano that plays itself while pianists is sleeping A few words for the future: The strongest BIG LEG for her coyears Love you Shen Yu !!! <3 mai bhi tumse pyaar karti hu ! wo ai ni!!!!!

Name: Shreeansh Agrawal Year of Graduation: May 2015 Origin: Marwadi-land Birthday: Email: danepali@urdusadpoetry.com Nickname: Scroodle Doodle,

What animal/ thing represents Shreeansh: Mongoose 3 internal/ external characteristics: Hawaiian shorts with kurtas Shawls The beard.

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Grunting while sleeping, and holding entire conversations using aforementioned grunting if you touch his neck, he will hunt you down to blow air at your fingers (lol #justnepalithings) Making fun of Miranda’s accent: “Papi, who do you call the tucutucutucu?”

The school’s: resident poet artist /cutie sad artist hermit Good girl gone bad Motto/ Most used sentence: “See, the problem is…”

“YE!” *insert arbitrary lines of Faiz/Ghalib’s poetry* “suck a dick” A quote: “Did you hear about what Putin did to Luciana?” “Luciana? What about Ukraine?”

“So there were 5 Nepalis in a box…”

“You do you? that can also mean mastrubation” Three things Shreeansh would bring to a deserted Island: A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Hawaiian shorts +// old blanket he uses as a shawl Persian poetry Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When he had to organize the nepal relief team with Arvin// Saying something (or someone) in his sleep Where will Shreeansh be in 10 years and doing what: Painting about physics in a kurta and shorts running his family’s Marwadi business and hiding his art from the rest of the world A few words for the future: please, get a NEW OUTFIT baby <3

Name: Shreya Raghunandan Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Bangalore/Madrasi/Konga fuck Birthday: 16 August 1997 Email: Nickname: Rags, GF, Shrey, Bae <3, Raghu, Pooja

regards- Ursh <3 What animal/ thing represents Shreya: Cat 3 internal/ external characteristics: The shrey voice - we all know it #SANSKAR Moral grounds makes God look bad Them short shorts, phony Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Dukaan cheese cubes/ Stalking// Sleeping through 175 alarms, then blaming her roomies for not waking her up// Sleeping with her eyes open// Sleeping only when the sun rises// Rolling her eyes at people// Drinking beer// Crying when de Villiers gets out// Crying when Kohli gets out // PLAYING hard to get// Thinks she is cute// Flirting with everything (then they always think you are in love with them) The school’s: PRINCESS// Desi Girl// BAE Motto/ Most used sentence: “WHAT”// “duuuuuuuuuuuude”// “bae”// “LISTEN…”// “Oh my god”// “what is she wearing?!”// “ewwwwww”// “wheraaaaaayou”// ‘’The fuck?!?’’// “cutieeeeeee”// “where’s phony???”// “not cool duude, not cool” A quote: “when i’m sad, i just do math”// “the weather is so cute”// “Look at that cat!. Oh, it’s a rock” Three thing Shreya would bring to a deserted Island: Her phone (PHONY) and BAGGY Pickles Further maths book Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Dropping a freshly opened beer bottle // Biggest success: Making Urshila clean it.

Being serenaded in the moonlight.

“Hey so cute Garima is editing Srini’s page!” *Garima is in the room* “I threw the alcohol out” “why” “I wanted to drink water” Where will Shreya be in 10 years and doing what: ambitchiously succeeding, rolling eyes at Dalai Lama and telling him his clothes need some work// GOLD DIGGING// Working for Sumit in the IT Center = hello, i am shreya, 1-800-IT-SUPPORT A few words for the future: Don’t lead them on

Name: Shruti Subramaniam Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: India Birthday: May 22, 1996 Email: Nickname: subu, baabu, Shrutss

What animal/ thing represents Shruti: Shorts// Chipmunk 3 internal/ external characteristics: overdressed 4 lyf (or underdressed if ya know what i mean ;) ) extremely offtune singing messy af closet Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Changing 3 times before class// dancing// playing love me like you do 800 times// feeding people <3// checking herself out in shreya’s mirror// watching gossip girl ALL the time The school’s: Real Delhi girl Whiny diva Motto/ Most used sentence: “Why does everyone keep making fun of me” “Ohhhh my gooood” “Dude vinay downgraded me” “Even I did that” “He is SUCH an asshole” ‘’I know i am prettier than her’’ “I’m soooooo tired yaaaar” “I just can’t believe this” A quote: “Stay strong. ∞ ⚓︎” Three things Shruti would bring to a deserted Island: Straightener// fair makeup// #redbikinifordaboyz// Pingu// phone Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: too many for this slot.

Where will Shruti be in 10 years and doing what: Snapchat pro, captions include: “Faveeeee” “Free block” “Cutieeee” “#1” “Wine with daddy”, “Bae” “Love you <3” A few words for the future: Please improve your snapchat vocab, and you don’t HAVE to tilt your head in all your selfies :)

Name: Sigurd Jordal Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: fra Horten, Norge Birthday: January 22nd Email: Nickname: Siggy, Sigoudi, Jesus

What animal/ thing represents Sigurd: Pug, Huge woolly jackets, Hair.

3 internal/ external characteristics: His beautiful Jesus hair, His amazingly large heart and his great taste in everything. phone and headphones bouncing up and down to coffee house music watching dexpedition Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Going on random morning runs// Watching and talking about WAIC movies// Keeping everyone safe during fire service// eating candy.

The school’s: Jesus, Saviour Motto/ Most used sentence: Jeg er trøtt A quote: “I’m too tired to talk English…”

Three things Sigurd would bring to a deserted Island: His double-sided shorts, His grandfather’s beret, His brown Ray-Bans Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When went to shower in Leh without a towel or new clothes, and then ATTEMPTED to cover his penis with his used boxers.

Where will Sigurd be in 10 years and doing what: Studying fish health in Norway, as en fisk ekspert A few words for the future: Sigurd, you’re one of the classiest people I’ve ever met and you’re humble and kindhearted and just a brilliant person all around. So don’t let the Norwegian cold seep into that warm heart of yours.

Name: Smirthy Ganesan Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Thanjavur, Tamil Nadu, India Birthday: 1st November 1997 Email: Nickname: smiridu, smurf, smithy, smirdeeeeeee, Smirodei, Smiro

What animal/ thing represents Smirthy: Snake// Ex-vada 3 internal/ external characteristics: Best hugs :) Lots of hugs Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: 5pm walks , Watching buzzfeed videos Watching House Eating chicken :P The school’s: Bio-diversity enthusiast Motto/ Most used sentence: “Tiiiiik” “I think I left my phone here” “shit where’s my phone””has anyone seen my phone?”

“The chicken is so goooooood” “I can eat..today is my cheat day” A quote: Carole: “shht Smirthy, I’m talking to the cat” Smirthy :“Too bad I only speak dog and tiger!” (with a very serious face).

While brushing our teeth: “When you see me without teeth, still love me Carole!”

“Meet my left leg: gyarados” Three things (fill in name) would bring to a deserted Island: Post-its, Walking shoes (so much space to exercisseee...you wanna, I wanna, you wanna...), Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: “Yo yo yo Srisht is in the house!”

“MUUUUUUSHHH!” - to Putin Waff Where will Smirthy be in 10 years and doing what: Losing her phone.

Having multiple boyfriends to fix multiple needs. Age is not a limiting factor ;) A few words for the future: “Just a heart..maybe two ❤❤” “2 Chainz, 4 Bracelets! etc” Keep looking sexy and loving older men and being fabulous with animals that could kill you. Your future holds a lot of men and degrees, so we aren’t worried about either ;) It also holds us. We love you <3 - Ritz and Malu

Name: Sonja Shah Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: does not believe in nations Birthday: 24th October 1995 Email: socialdemocrat@nonations.com gorbachevfuckeditup@revolution.commi Nickname: Jessica, sonj, sonjiiii, ponj,

What animal/ thing represents Sonja: Her freedom tattoo// A beaver// A hedgehog or a bunny, with intellectual glasses 3 internal/ external characteristics: Sloppy, yet very carefully chosen sloppy--like “I just woke up in this state of ravishing intellect, but I’m trying not to look like it.” Carefully mussed up hair.

Plaid shirt, intellectual glasses, staring out yonder occasionally to contemplate the consistency of the air and what that means for life.

Cracking her back Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Coffee, cereal, guitar, questioning, repeat.

Booty calls, CUDDLES, always wants to cuddle The school’s: Revolutionary Caillou// Democratic socialist Motto/ Most used sentence: “The universe, life, morality!”

“And we talked about life and the universe.”

“Let me read you a poem I wrote.”

“Let me sing you a song.”

“We had such a deep conversation.”

“ARRRGGGHHHH.” “Is it a hat day? I think it’s a hat day” A quote: “THE UNIVERSE!”// The answer, of course, is social democracy// Sanity, a calamity// “What is life?”

Three things Sonja would bring to a deserted Island: Coffee// Cereal// Whisky// (Someone else’s cigs?)// Beer Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When she realised she had been using a coffee press to make instant coffee for two weeks.

Where will Sonja be in 10 years and doing what: Pulling a Merkel, fucking the left, and becoming the Emperor.

Participating in political art movements Winning feminism A few words for the future: De Beauvoir, not Camus// Sanity, not calamity.

Name: Sreyashi Sharmin Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: At the base of a rainbow Birthday: 15th May Email: Igoto10thsunshine@sunbeams.net Nickname: Sreyo, sros, Bubbles, owner of Pegacorn,sreo

What animal/ thing represents Sreyashi: Pegacorn// bubbles,// A capella// rainbows 3 internal/ external characteristics: Internal: pleasantly simple, caring and loving, great company for anybody and everybody External: Amazing smile :3, 5 minute REALLY LOUD NONSTOP burst of laughter The most beautiful hair EVAH Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: dies every time she laughs...has to drag it out to slow momentum.

Knows the lyrics to like everything, sings along to everything The school’s: Minion// Overly productive student// super punctual student// excessively obedient Motto/ Most used sentence: “guyysss…..”// “I have to stick to my schedule”// “Ei, eita katbo kamne?”// Skyping “Ufff, Omma” A quote: “I wanted to procrastinate..so I did math.”// “I am sick of study leave...I want classes” Three things Sreyashi would bring to a deserted Island: Math textbook// a capella crew// pegacorn Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: :O She doesn’t fail! :O// “Oooh, I didn’t know you could change the speed of the fan :O” Where will Sreyashi be in 10 years and doing what: Probably still laughing at something that happened now and helping her babies get into Ivy league.

Most likely to accidentally end up as a pre-med student. (Blame Brown’s Open Curriculum) A few words for the future: Brishti: we should find alternatives to our pre and post dinner conversations :’) and the endless bangla talks about everything and anything <3// BANANA!

Name: Srini Pithani Year of Graduation:2015 Origin: Dubai - Bangalore Birthday: 27 June Email: srinidhip@muwci.net Nickname: Srøn Pøtån, cuddle.

What animal/ thing represents Srini: Bikecyclelator 3 internal/ external characteristics: Tallsome, goofy laughter, caring Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Bykling// carrying yoga matts// making exclusive and un-understandable languages (DOLAAAN)// storing banana chips and chikki// having a conversation about physics with Sigurd The school’s: Confused-cius, handy man Motto/ Most used sentence: “I’m gonna go meditate” “Har har” “I ctan” or basically Dolan everything “meow’p” “casual (casj for short)” A quote: “MUWCI needs a gap year to figure its shit out” Three things Sron would bring to a deserted Island: Bike// bikefixingthings// his green (INDUS)pants// his mickey-mouse helmet// Dosa.

Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Whenever he breaks his ass on a hill climb… (Khardung-La ascent) Where will Sron be in 10 years and doing what: repairing bikes at BOTS and doing yoga with old ladies A few words for the future: I hope you marry the most beautiful bykle in the world, keep asking them questions - you rock them and I know you can!

Name: Tamar J. Zeevi Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Biblical city of Jerusalem Birthday: IknowIknowIknow in October - not EU, sorry.

Email: tamarz@muwci.net (another one?)

Nickname: Feet, Tamy, Tamara (LOL), Smart Tamar, tami-tam

What animal/ thing represents Tamar: Animal hat// Dinosaur (sweater)// Putin Waff // Israeli t-shirts 3 internal/ external characteristics: Amazing feet (ogre feet)// typical Israeli shoes All-seeing eyes// Awesome (not just for the alliteration) Refers to herself in third person// Exceptional talent in putting up curtains/fixing the broken fridge wears weird shoes that separate toes from each other and kind of look like baseball bats says “girls” and not “guys” // remembers people by incidents and happenings// Being 100% herself Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Appropriately point out peculiar outbursts// All nighters sitting in the shower// Spraying perfume on her face to do the above// Appy Fizz. Cold Appy Fizz.Fat Appy Fizz// Decorating spaces with more or less inspirational quote boards from running contests or half cut / upside down random pictures// sending emails all day long// Loving everyone (if they know not to repeat the same thing twenty times)// sticking tongue out while enthusiastically rolling eyes as if to say “I am so smart” ⇐ so true// Cooking & hiking master The school’s: most badass outdoor survival person// animal hat// girl who turned me lesbian// forever shining teeth Motto/ Most used sentence: “Because you like to me to”// “I know I know I know” (<== I second this)// “Tamar is out”// ”Sharing is caring”// “Yeh”/ “Breakfast !”// “To an extent”// “Yeah, but..”

A quote: ‘So FUCKING annoying? Is the so fucking the annoying or is the annoying fucking itself or are they all fucking together or…’// “What is a cleavage?”// “Wait, what?”// “You know what is the best thing in the world? Do shopping of graphs for econ on the internet.”

Three things Tamar would bring to a deserted Island: hiking shoes hummus a good stick Mush// Tahini Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Had never been to Mount Wilko before the Musical hike! (I know, right?)

Where will Tamar be in 10 years and doing what: Still in college LOL :P// Co-ordinating Gen-Sex A few words for the future: I LOVE YOU!// See you later alligator - because you are my (?) refrigerator (meaning the three words above)// Continue to teach people how to be strong.

Name: Yokota Tatsuya Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Japan Birthday: September 30th Email: cutestjapaneseguy@ever.com Nickname: Tats

What animal/ thing represents Tatsuya: Porcupine 3 internal/ external characteristics: Cutest thing on Planet Earth Too nice Hottest Japanese guy on campus ;) Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Tennis// Photography// Generous, Honest The school’s: Best Film maker Motto/ Most used sentence: “I don’t know” “Hmmmmm” A quote: Mada mada dane.

Three things Tatsuya would bring to a deserted Island: Rachel His camera Tennis stuff Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: 体重増加という”可愛い”後輩の重要な問題を’あはは～それは～やばいかもね”と鼻であしらった 。これが彼女の乙女心を傷つけないでいれたであろうか、いいや傷つけたであろう。 Where will Tatsuya be in 10 years and doing what: カメラの概念を、常識を覆すことに成功した横田達也２７歳。彼はレイチェル氏と共に、写真 の中に住むという画期的な方法を手に入れる。も、全然ダメだよと酒飲み場で同僚に愚痴を零 す日々。僻まれる。 A few words for the future: Tats you are such a nice human being keep shining.

Name: Tanya Nair Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: India Birthday: 06/11/1997 Email: tanyamnair7@gmail.com Nickname: nair, sasti

What animal/ thing represents Tanya: ichchadhari nagin 3 internal/ external characteristics: The pink hoodie Jacket Talkative// talks in a way that can make you feel good about yourself anytime sharp ear beautiful smile very considerate Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Gets disturbed by loud noises & strong smells// Talks loudly// foodie, The school’s: unofficial psg// aunty Motto/ Most used sentence: Kuch bhi…

Theekss!!

A quote: “Main boys ke saath nahi soti” Three things Tanya would bring to a deserted Island: Chandra. Shekar. milk bikis, phone Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: “Chain-smoking kya hota hai??”

Where will Tanya be in 10 years and doing what: Chandra.

Lecturing someone A few words for the future: Thand rakh and keep smiling :)

Name: Tapiwa Carole Fungisai Chikungwa Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Harare , Zimbabwe (Harare styles) Birthday: 31 August Email: tapiG@selfiequeen.com Nickname: TapiG, Chikoo, Chapatiwa, Tapig, Anapiwa, Sassy Cat, Tapiji

What animal/ thing represents Tapiwa: Leopard// Jaguar// Panther (a super glossy super black one chilling in a tree waiting to have its picture taken)// CAT, more like Garfield(so accurate) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Ever changing hair// couldn’t give less of a fuck about schoolwork (never seen her studying but still manages 6’s in english:)// perfectly painted nails ALWAYS// beautiful sense of fashion (aka exclusively black and white stripes, with the occasional pink)// very hygienic <- tru dat// Always on her bed with laptop (sideways) (sometimes falls asleep in this position)// “Offline” on facebook// Having deep thoughts about the deepest thing// Knowing all the JUICY JUICE!// skittles, skittles and more skittles Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: TV, shows// moobies and music all the time! secretly listening to taylor swift and bruno mars The school’s: Rational person// pen collector (and giver too)// Reality check// Sane voice (especially over mass mails) Motto/ Most used sentence: Keep calm and kill nobody// I would have actually done that but I don’t have the energy// FOR WHO? FOR WHAT?// Skinny boys are hot A quote: “If it is boneless it is not meat”// “Teachers should come to our rooms for check in”// “I have my sources…”

Things Tapiwa would bring to a deserted Island: Earphones// music// skittles// skinny legs// Big Sean// chicken// bobby shmurda// some form of sweets// books (probably Torey Hayden… or some random chick-lit she got from the airport just before)// chicken,chicken,chicken and SADZA nemurivo :D Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: “H” → Mass email hehehehe!!// Running away from worms (and frogs) Where will Tapiwa be in 10 years and doing what: Child psychologist who also conducts experiments on them <so true// Married to Big Sean or some other skinny boy A few words for the future: Mercy: The most inactive people are the most innovative :P :)// Maya: Never forget…… you are my roommate. I’ll see you in my dreams ;)// Indi: “WALILOWELELA WALILOWELELA WALILOWELELA” (whatever that means)// TapiG, stay calm and kill nobody! We will rock all the Vivanta Taj & Marriot in the future! <3// never stop laughing, it makes everything more funny and enjoyable// Rudo: Keep on smiling and the whole world will smile back at you :P

Name: Therese Mikkelsen Osvoll Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Norge & Danmark Birthday: September 4, 1996 Email: Nickname: Tiss, King Bey, YOLO SENSAI

What animal/ thing represents Therese: Fish// A macrophage (food presentation after digestion) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Always in library the day before IB deadline Coke & orange lays always with me Headphones connected to laptop watching Bones, Castle or Criminal Minds.

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: ROFD: Rolling On the Floor Drunk Going to Paud EVERY Friday (and all other days) Makes videos of chewed food, and shows her chewing food to errrryone Ketchup and Rice, ketchup on everything SHOWING THE ALREADY CHEWED FOOD IN HER MOUTH TO INNOCENT BYSTANDERS (had to repeat for emphasis) The school’s: Paud Constant Motto/ Most used sentence: “Exaggeration furthers understanding” “Guuuuuuuuuuys” “Yeah….But no...yeah…”

A quote: “I’m never drinking again” (lol.)

Three things Therese would bring to a deserted Island: Viking hat, ALCOHOL, Crish, hot guys to have sex with Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Tree house falls Where will Therese be in 10 years and doing what: Probably giving a two hour monologue about the U.S foreign policy// Hopefully sober. And to a more interested audience. (Kerala 2k14, ye) Hot muscle boysss (who are smart because of Carissa’s influence) A few words for the future: Study for exams//work for deadlines before the 20 hours period - people have tried it in the past and it works.

Keep having fun baabbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyy

Name: Thule Van den Dam Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Heaven Birthday: Definitely the 2 best ones ever celebrated in muwci.

Email: thulevandendam@gmail.com Nickname: Lule, Thuul

What animal/ thing represents Thule: Ukulele, her tea, her voice, sweaters, honey jars as tea-mugs.

3 internal/ external characteristics: Miniature sparkling eyes broccoli ponytail her big blue-yellow (flipflops?) gap between her teeth GREAT clothing--like super vintage and wonderful.

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Hangs up teabags after they were used// low singing voice from her corner// putting things into glass jars// making apple cider and oats for breakfast// decorating every corner she moves into// walking barefoot.

The school’s: Hermit Motto/ Most used sentence: Everything is going to be okay.

A quote: “This place is like a good teabag. You can make perhaps two of the most wonderful, boiling cups of tea with it, but after that, it doesn’t give you much anymore and you have to open a new one.”

Three things Thule would bring to a deserted Island: Tea, violin, jars Oats, her thrift-shop dresses, The Little Prince Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Sitting on Ben’s bum in Nepal, giving him a massage.

Complaining about Sarita’s Dukaan emails IN THE LIBRARY, 5 meters from her.

Where will Thule be in 10 years and doing what: Singing to her potatoes on her underground organic farm Running her own beautiful freestore on an island A few words for the future: You is smart, you is kind, you is important.

Name: Toan Doan Toan Thanh Doan Toan Tan Tan Dan Dan Doan Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Vietnam, Gaysia, His sexy mom Birthday: 15 September 1996 Email: Nickname: ToyToy, BoyToy, Sex Toi, Harami, Sassy Bi*$t, Gaysian

What animal/ thing represents Toan: Green & Grey Crocks // a violent vietnamese panda // SAIGON tank Top // His role in Rocky Horror Show// His A$$ // Toan’s Legs (YUM) // Spring roll // His Vietnamese noodles 3 internal/ external characteristics: A constant “I know what you are thinking even though you think I don’t” smile // Clairvoyance. Always knows something’s wrong even if you don’t show it. // too cute // His sunglasses that he lost // Toan’s underwear that is marked by days of the week Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Great hugs // Orgasmic massages // Constant desire to trim people’s eyebrows // Getting angry without reason// Being sassy all the time // Calling out people with a bad sense of clothing The school’s: Non-PSG peer support // Stripper // Go-go buy // Vietnamese prostitute // Soft at heart guy // Only Asian in Fire Service Motto/ Most used sentence: “I am not cute!” // “Aww… Baby...” // “I will fail at life, go back to Vietnam and then become a prostitute or sell noodles on the street.” // “I feel so stressed” A quote: “Fuck my life.” “Fuck me.” “Fuck you.” “I need dick.”// “I have a 7 in all my subjects because I win teachers with my cuteness” // “I have no friends”// “I hope I find someone someday who understands me.”; “You don’t know me at all. I’m not what I seem” Three things Toan would bring to a deserted Island: Adityajit // Vietnamese noodles // Cheesy Vietnamese love novels// The Fault in Our Stars //Someone who will not break his heart Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Standing in the treehouse trying to be impressive and shouting out “fuck there is fuck everywhere” as he points at the “FOG”- that day Toy toy learnt to just use mist instead// ‘Eyebrowns’ Where will Toan be in 10 years and doing what: Hopefully not selling noodles or his body// Successful, happy, reminiscing on all the times he made it through life without falling apart// Rolling in money// Single and FINALLY ready to mingle// Not as sassy as he is now// Sexy as fuck - with those toned thighs and calves A few words for the future: Keep being the beautiful person you are- we love you <3 // Life is hard and complicated and there will always be heart break. You will have to pick up the pieces of your heart, soul and broken world and start rebuilding things from scratch. But I hope that it doesn’t make you afraid of falling in love. // You will be fine. We’re always there for you. // 'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.' //I love you Toan. I have always loved you and I always will. // Please don’t forget me. // There’s a beauty to presence, and you see that. Actually, fuck you!// Oh my God this is all so cheesy- see you in Iran, have a nice life.

Name: Oluwatoniloba Murtada Abiru Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Nigeria Birthday: 02/05/1996 Email: Nickname: toni, tonz, Merriam Webster

What animal/ thing represents Toni: BEAST <you stole my comment!!!// lion :) 3 internal/ external characteristics: Chill// very calm and realistic// very...uhm...I don’t know, “phffroebet!”// Funny// FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!// So tall you trip over him// “OH I’M SO COOL” kind of attitude// I don’t know if that bush on his head qualifies as an external characteristic Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: shrugging// knows how to get his shit together// halfsmile// Cook two giagantic packs of maggi only to complain how full he is after two bites// Always has a plan! no matter how stupid…// Him and music are like Romeo and Abiruet (see what I did there?!)// to class (except for Hindi, apparently he’s too Hoshiya for Harendra)// go for lunch only if there’s pasta or chicken (otherwise he’ll eat butter and sugar on roti)// Party animal// Watching basketball videos and orgasming to them The school’s: cool kid (he thinks he’s cool)// most reliable friend// music artist Motto/ Most used sentence: “Naaah man,, I’m chill”// “WORK HARD, PLAY HARD”// “Braaaaaa”// I’m a busy man// aii mahnnn// calm down// guy, patience// I’m a beast// “I’m a nice guy” with that high pitch tone of his// “yo, this is a problem my nigga!”//“WHAT THE FUCK!!”

A quote: “ I am a beast”// “I’m all about vibes when I talk to people”// “aaaaiiii”// “man, I am tired”// “yo, let’s chill?”// “Dude, personality counts.”// “African girls are preservative.”// “I think I’m too nice, I should really start becoming a dick…” - Oluwatoniloba Murtada Abiru Three things Toni would bring to a deserted Island: Weed// Music// fried rice// Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!// Random girl with a big a.. ahem! I mean nice attitude… :)// Rihanna Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Goa, fell from the kayak// The time he thought Hilary Clinton was Bill Clinton’s daughter//The time he thought snails were seafood. “But the Little Mermaid has snails on the water???!”// Farting all the time!!! Its not even embarrassing anymore Where will Toni be in 10 years and doing what: rapping with kanye west// music business// hitting on rihanna A few words for the future: keep having the beautiful aura around you, its chill bro!// always keep it a 100 man// Stop eating so much pasta!

Name: Urshila Rana Year of Graduation:2015 Origin: Nepal Birthday: March 18th 1995 Email:urshilar@muwci.net Nickname: mather pike, Urshiee

What animal/ thing represents Urshila: Wolverine!

3 internal/ external characteristics: Adorable dimples Sexy hair Those weirdass hiphop pants Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Hip hop// flirting// watching Friends// insulting Shreya Making fun of shruti (and people in general) The school’s: Subtle flirt// cute joker// Sid from WakeupSid Motto/ Most used sentence: “I’m so good looking”// “You don’t mess with me”// “I just feel like pushing you off” “She’s HOT”// “I’m going to hell”// “Peasant” “Who are you and why are you talking to me?”// “come on, it’s me we’re talking about” “um, have you seen my girlfriend!?”// “I’m shreya’s bae”// “WHAT?!”// “THAT’S” untrue” A quote: “I wish I could just replicate myself and marry me” “You can’t be mad at me. I’m cute” “I think I’m into older women” “I don’t like having friends who are poor” Three things Urshila would bring to a deserted Island: Vadapav iPhone (any selfie camera to check herself out would do) Carrie or Mather pike Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: When she RAN to see Carrie.

SHE ran.

To see a woman 3X her age...

Where will Urshila be in 10 years and doing what: Being a princess at a huge business firm with loads of sexy old secretaries Owning a multinational vada pav company A few words for the future: It is not imperative to flirt with every girl in the room. Every fucking time.

Cut down on the narcissism a wee bit? And make less fun of Shreya ok?????

Name: Vaishali / Deepika Singh Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: India Birthday: 20 November Email: depo.orginal@gmail.com Nickname: Who needs nicknames when you have two?

What animal/ thing represents Vaishali: butterfly (delicate and very beautiful) 3 internal/ external characteristics: very shy internally happy warm smile very loving Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Listens to same song over and over and over.

Occasionally found in common room, cooking amazing food. wake up, walk to the AQ, walk back to wada 2… always ready for tea. Or to cook a snack.

The school’s: unknown beauty Motto/ Most used sentence: sleep well A quote: I made [some food]. Would you like to have some?

Three things Vaishali would bring to a deserted Island: Her mom thoughts to keep her busy and preoccupied Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: The day we tried to put aa little salt in the maggi and all of it fell in :p And we were still brave enough to eat it.

Where will Vishali be in 10 years and doing what: Anywhere her mom will be, probably extremely successful by then A few words for the future: Don’t put salt in maggi, or life. (she does that? Woah!)

Everything will turn out as it should, don’t worry even a tiny bit!

I’m going to miss you sooooo much!

Name: Natasha Khan Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Afghanistan / Pakistan Birthday: 23/03/1998 Email: Nickname: Wardah, Paki-rambo, Natty, Nutty Khan, Mrs. Russi

What animal/ thing represents Natasha: Rare pakistani phish// Pokemon!// Dat curly hair 3 internal/ external characteristics: Short, Upper Lip, Bottom Lip, Amazing curly hair that reveals her face when tied up, Seen with Ilia, if you see him she cannot be too far.

Hard-working, grateful, phunny. Ms Indestructible.

Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Slapping titties (pls stahp)// Supporting ManU with not only her heart and soul but also the interior of her corner// Rocking it at the football field and swimming pool whenever (those calf muscles tho)// Incredible painting skills (although I still don’t believe she actually painted the stuff she claims to have and I’m convinced they can be found somewhere in the part of google that she has blocked from the whole world)// Cooking maggi in the common room at night when taking a break from 36 hours straight of bio/chem/philo (lol) studying and complaining about it// fake British/Indian/other accents The school’s: Badass shortie/ Allnighter-er/Paki-rambo Motto/ Most used sentence: “Your mom”// “Yo!”, “Yo, fuck off, okay?”// “Yo guys, some one keeps coming into my corner and stealing my food, shoes, clothes, cigs, toothpaste, philo notes, detergent// ilia// victoria’s secret spray…..” (written on the washroom mirror)/ “Ilia, shlyukha, nakaju Ilia!” “Hi, I’m Kalpana” (or any other rishta video reference followed by high-pitched laughter) A quote: “I don’t do secrets, I do Russians.”// “Let’s burn Plato?”

Three things Natasha would bring to a deserted Island: Ilia/ Hot Jwala,/Plato’s republic ;) Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Supporting Manchester United.(This is not a fail. In fact it's a success)/ Trippin balls in Goa…/ All her Pune trips; constantly missing the bus back to muwci// Walking past last philo class and attempting to come up with an excuse for Liam// Attending that India Roadies competition in SGS mall as “Natasha from Brazil”...........

Where will Natasha be in 10 years and doing what: Doing some bio research and wearing a blue "dress" in some rainforest with baby Shebaz while trying to avoid taking on her husband’s abysmal surname, while preparing for her shaadi.com video production.

A few words for the future: no sex before marriage, haraami.// The clique loves you for life. Here’s to more waxing sessions and garima jokes ;) / Baby you’re the coolest pakistani in the whole school. Have fun in college and keep in touch <3<3/ Remember that dadday loves you and will always be there for you, just like you have always been there for dadday.

Name: Wei Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: China (no, his sleeping bag) Birthday: 13/07/1996 Email: Nickname: Wei is love, Wei is life. Wei high

What animal/ thing represents Wei: Wei// maggi// Minister of Law 3 internal/ external characteristics: Wei is Wei. There is no Wei Hao you can realize this// Catfish mustache// Dou Bi Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Plays DOTA// Watches DOTA and random NBA videos.// Encroaches upon beanbags// Studies for TOEFL instead of Math HL// Argues with Ainhoa about why he should attend wada meeting// Twitching his shoulder// Chatting with his girlfriend for 12 hours every day// Talking to his coyears about how much he loves his girl friend for the other 12 hours// Doing everything in beds which do not belong to him The school’s: Where there is a will, there is WEI// Contraband consumption activist Motto/ Most used sentence:“Amanay!”// “HOOOO!”// “But why duuuude”// “It’s fine it’s fine it’s fine…”// “But whats the point?”// “But what's the difference?”// “Maatherfuckaa!!Who ate my food?”// “WHAT? WHAT?”// To Pelham, “I don’t smoke and everyone know that, and then I HARDLY drink”// I don’t know your name// “You’re not even real Islam” A quote: “Wei, why do you always watch other people playing games?” “Because I’m playing the game of life…”// To girlfriend, “porque eres todo lo que quiero.”

Three things Wei would bring to a deserted Island: Phone with girlfriend as wallpaper// Amanay’s freakin beanbag// His expensive-ass german philosophy book Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Wei has not embarrassing story or moments. Wei is love, Wei is life// Had diarrhea, so missed his final meeting with Allison. Allison denied to write a recc for him// Slept on Liam’s shoulder on FRO jeep. hitting the jeep window all along the way without being woken up (lol)// Goes to Pune in a jeep, ditches the jeep driver and comes back in the bus// Tried to get a loan from sagar inn using his passport as collateral Where will Wei be in 10 years and doing what: Lying on Amanay’s beanbag with his laptop 2 inches from his face and with his pendant in his mouth, often drooling// Some politics or philosophy professor in some college trolling his students// Some crazy lawyer in the US trolling the law.

A few words for the future: Wei’s gonna be the philosopher of next generation

Name: Yarden Boytner Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Israel: the city of “look, Im not in the west bank, oh wait I am, oh wait I’m not, or am I?” Birthday: July 7th Email: howdoesyourheartfeel@emotion.co.il Nickname: Yardena, Yardenit, yardennu, baby, Osher, yardi, JARDEN.

What animal/ thing represents Yarden: Panda// Butterfly// goat 3 internal/ external characteristics: Hugest smile ever// Hand-over-heart Socks and flipflops Embarrassed laugh// laughing at her own jokes <3 Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Taking Pictures. and then some more// Putting her hands on her/your heart while smiling// Touching her piercing while talking// Saying “you know…?” at the end of each sentence// giving away Israeli treats and sweets// LOUD chewing// Keeping brunch pasta inside the disgusting container// buying/keeping shitty “souvenirs” for “decoration”(bamboo flute in Hampi, plastic snake, Israeli chocolate paper etc) The school’s: Zionist :D// Communicator// Head of the JewCrew Motto/ Most used sentence: “Wait, picture” “_______, can you please take a picture of us like this? WAIT, let’s pretend we’re having fun !”// “How do you feel ?”// “ Can I tell you something ?”// “did you know this … (object, thing, animal, person) is jewish??”// “...yes, I understand what you are saying BUT…”// “I want to believe that…”// “and how did it make you feel?”// “Let’s reflect!”// “How is your heart?”// “I like my face, you know” A quote: “I think you judge other people because you don’t have inner peace.”// “I’m in love.”//“After coming to UWC I have the right to use stereotypes, because now I know they are true” Three things Yarden would bring to a deserted Island: Camera// Ukulele// Feelings// Israeli snacks and “souvenirs” Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: not embarrassing but absolutely beautiful, shitting together with the door open watching Beyonce <3// occasional farts in public and I recognize it is your <3// Eating bananas// Thule: ¨The box represents what you want in life¨ Yarden:¨Mine was a fridge¨ Where will Yarden be in 10 years and doing what: Taking pictures, most probably asking people how they feel and inspiring people around you to be just as beautiful as you are// In a life coach conference, signing autographs for her book “The metaphor of planets - or how to self-improve” after her previous bestseller “Exploring the self- the beauty of emotions” A few words for the future: How’s the journalism going? ;)// Keep being so open minded about other cultures :) // baby, please never stop practicing your twerk, you are absolutely working it// Don’t freak out if you don’t mary a Brazilain-Israeli Jew, it’ll all be OKAY // Continue to be so interested in others// Everything can not be approached with pragmatism ;-)// Sometimes you can also take pictures with you eyes

Name: Zelma Feldman Lewerissa Year of Graduation: 2015 Origin: Denmark (+Rluwe ussia +Indonesia) Birthday: October 30th, 2015 Email: Nickname: Zeli, Jelma, Djelmaji, Izkolde Zlemme

What animal/ thing represents Zelma: Polar bear// Coconut 3 internal/ external characteristics: endless flexibility dancing like a gangster, colorful clothing which occasionally resembles an abstract painting Really bad seeing that makes the world look like an impressionist painting Sticky hands Tobacco slippers Drinks like a whale Not afraid of being vulnerable Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Pulling other people’s body hair, Publically stroking people extremities in Spanish Class making Paola feel uncomfortable, Smelling and stroking people’s ears, Making it very obvious when she likes the food, singing “like an oreo”, Talking with an Indian accent, eats (hot drinks) coffee, Panics when she wakes up The school’s: Only person who actually dresses up as we would do in a normal school// fashionista// yoga princess Motto/ Most used sentence: “I am going to punish the toilet” “True dat” “Jackshit” “For fucks sake” “PUTIN GET THE FUCK OUT” A quote:”Whatever negative things people think and say about you is enough to bring you down provided you believe that it carries a weight that can push you hard. Don’t agree to accept what critics say; be prepared to silence them by doing what they think you can’t do!”. - Israel more Ayivor Three things Zelma would bring to a deserted Island: Indian accent, disgusting sticky Danish jelly-kind-of-thing, Korean Pancakes, tobacco flipflops Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: The allnighter when she sat at the table in wada 4 common room with the guard’s hat when the guard came in the morning// When a teabag was sticked to her ass // The time when she farted at dishas face and disha started crying Where will Zelma be in 10 years and doing what: Luxury escort 2 months a year and then producing theatre plays with the money A few words for the future: Keep on being crazy you!

Name: Putin Waff Year of Conquest: my spot next to the devil is reserved.

Origin: A hard but triumphant tale of conquest Birthday: 6. June, 2006 Email: No need to inform me about events, I’ll be there anyway.

Nickname: Haters gonna hate, Putinou

What animal/ thing represents Putin Waff: imperial president of one-eighth of the inhabited world, Hyena 3 internal/ external characteristics: Passive aggressive Smelly, stinky, dirty Gentle eyes Looks innocent, till he eats your waffles Habits/ Hobbies/ Behavioural patterns: Eating my waffles// Eating cats? No, ew, he only eats waffles. He almost killed Paola’s cat, though// Joining each and every play/show/concert The school’s: Attention whore// The I-dont-give-a-fuck-if-you-hate-me King// Mascott Motto/ Most used sentence: “Oh, that looks like a nice performance that people worked a lot on making, let me join!”

“Oh, that looks like a nice waffle that someone loves very dearly, let me eat it!”

“Oh, that looks like someone walking, let me crash into their legs!”

“Oh, that looks like a toilet seat someone use in the morning, let me sleep under it!”

“Oh, that looks like a public space, let me lick myself” “Oh, that looks like Zoltoff, let me show my superiority by intense PDA on the Pool Lawn.”

“Oh, that looks like food that someone paid for/made, let me shovel my face into it!”

A quote: “No, I am not leaving your bathroom” “bemyfriendbemyfriendbemyfriend you don’t have food bye” “I AM A SUPERSTARRRR!” Three things Putin Waff would bring to a deserted Island: Tamar, waffles.

Biggest fail/ Embarrassing story or moment: Being rejected by the cool dogs gang.// Drinking the purple feet water next to the pool.

Where will (fill in name) be in 10 years and doing what: Not jumping on my bed at 4am :D Still trying to get attention/love from people.

A few words for the future: Bye!