26. Science & school
text Malini Witlox illustration Bas van der Schot
The Ramadan didn’t make the search for booze any easier
What does a typical Dutchman look like? How does he behave, what characterizes him? A quest for the Dutch identity.
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Shadowed by a Mosque Red, fluorescent lamps on each table illuminate the grinning profiles of teenagers almost too young to be sipping flamboyant cocktails. Their fun was accompanied by old school, American 80’s hits instead of rhythmic, Arabic music so typical for the streets of Marrakesh by night. I happen to sit next to an artificial palm tree, even though the street just outside was full of the real deal. There were only few elements in this scene that were comfortingly local: colorful water pipes smoked by those giggly youngsters, complimentary spicy olives, and a Mosque tower in the background, quietly guarding the city from a distance. It seems that, just as traditional tourism, party-tourism is spreading to spoil more and more unspoiled places. Ibiza and Mallorca are slowly becoming passé as more exotic countries like Morocco are taking over as party destinations for thirsty teenagers. The most surprising thing about this choice of a location for spring break-esque holidays is that alcohol is a rather sensitive subject in Muslim countries. And the upcoming Ramadan didn’t make the search for booze any easier; I myself went to great lengths to get hold of even the smallest bottle of nameless white wine to satisfy the kind of thirst that water cannot. That makes us, tourists, a gold mine for Moroccan bars and restaurants trying to accommodate our shameful lifestyle. But they do prefer to keep it a secret. Tourists ordering alcohol are rarely seated among regular customers; they are secretly sent upstairs instead. If you think that sipping beer while being secluded behind a fence of a restaurant terrace adds more excitement and makes you nostalgic about your high school years, this type of holiday destination is for you. The question is, however, how much this type of tourism changes the ways in which Muslim cultures deal with the issues of (public) drinking. And I don’t necessarily mean for the better.
Sonia Kolasinska
Univers 19 augustus 2013
Digging for the Dutch identity
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ear student, welcome to the Netherlands. The country where people are down to earth but also stingy. A country where we don’t believe in God anymore and where everyone uses soft drugs. We, the Dutch, have no regard for authority. We’re coldblooded by nature, honest and direct. Our lunch breaks last 30 minutes at the most and preferably consists of a homemade cheese sandwich to be eaten out of our lunchboxes. Dutch men aren’t romantic and never dance in a pub. So, once again, welcome to our little country. If you try to portray the Dutch identity it will often result in the clichés mentioned above. Although, according to most immigrants you could just as easily replace honest and direct by abrupt and inhospitable. The Dutch aren’t received too well abroad. The English didn’t coin the phrase ‘Let’s go Dutch’ for nothing when they want to make it clear that everyone pays for themselves after a good night out in the pub. But the Netherlands has almost 17 million inhabitants. Can we fit all of these people into one and the same box? The Dutch identity doesn’t exist, said the then princess Maxima in 2007 and she was almost tarred, feathered and chucked out of the country. But, according to four scientists at Tilburg University, she was right.
The need for a sense of community Hans Dooremalen, University lecturer of Philosophy at the School of Humanities: “There is no such thing as the Dutch identity. There isn’t a single thing that we all share. Many Dutch people love soccer and the monarchy, for instance. But I am a republican and I couldn’t care less about soccer. The Dutch identity never even existed. The Dutch are entrepreneurs, according to those who refer to the days of the VOC. But do you really think that the peasants who worked the land and the people who lived in small villages possessed the same mercantile sprit? ” Why did Maxima get so much critique when she made her remarks? According to Dooremalen the reproaches came from people with nationalistic inclinations. “There is a need for a sense of community. People want to belong to something. Those