Don't Miss the Bus: and other tales from the road
Take one serving of David Sedaris,add one half serving of Andy Rooney,drain the excess bitterness,and add a pinch of bad decisionmaking.Have you ever flown the Goodyear blimp? Commissioned a gift honoring your favorite serial killer? Known a 12-year-old college student? These are just a few of the situations Benjamin Douglas has encountered while traveling from state to state, entertaining young and old with his music, artwork, and what he optimistically considers to be humor. Having had countless responses to the telling of these tales such as: “Tht didn’treally happen, did it?”“Thy said what?!”and “Aryou serious?”Douglas has compiled this collection so that the world may also have insight into the absurdities of the human race. Do you know the reason it’sdangerous to attend dental conventions? Or why you shouldn’tplay practical jokes on heart transplant patients in the ICU? Well, fret no more. Douglas has come to the rescue with all of the answers you never knew you