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DSU Executive Director: Under Investigation news

VOL. 38 ISSUE 5 - Thursday, October 8, 2009

NEWS EDITOR: Gage Michael Wheatley CONTACT: gage.michael@hotmail.com

DSU employee found making unlatreal decision outside her legislation

By: Gage Michael Wheatley

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Montreal Mayoral Hopefuls

Margo Dunnet being impeached at Simon Fraser

PHOTO: Ana Kresina

By: Marley Sniatowsky

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Gahh soo stressful. This was such a difficult week, but so ultimate at the same time! I heghly enjoyed it, kthx. Oh and by the way, Last week I wrote about my feature that I would write, WELL

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WhoAreYouRunningFor?

VOL. 38 ISSUE 5 - Thursday, October 8, 2009

NEWS EDITOR: Gage Michael Wheatley CONTACT: gage.michael@hotmail.com

DSU plans to organize a rally at Parliament Hill By: Shannon Rose

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Dawson gets involved in the 17th annual Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation Run For The Cure By: Nicole Harris

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ber of people attending each year is shocking.” - Oliver Chow, walker

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Eyes on the DSU SPACE Launches New DSU talks about petitioning, the Genereal Assembly, and budgets Campaign

By: Alison Henstridge

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“It was a great success.” - Christopher Monette, Executive Secretary of the DSU

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“The event sounds awesome but I really dislike spending money when I donʼt know what itʼs for.” - Monette

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SPACE Magazine plans to launch a new theme at their upcoming poster unveiling

By: Sean Tepper

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“The theme is not meant to narrow SPACE. Itʼs meant as a role model for inter-disciplinary conversation.” - Andrew Katz, SPACE co-coordinators.

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i lied, hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaa, kthx. Gage smells pretty, apparently, says a Subway napkin that is just in front of me. What a lovely thing for them to say :)

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Students Vote; Dawson Gets Passing Grade

VOL. 38 ISSUE 5 - Thursday, October 8, 2009

Surveys show how satisfied students are with Dawson By: Stefanie Jesuthasan

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“I was actually surprised on how satisfied the students were overall,” - Paul Rastelli, Coordinator of Student Services

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Journalism 101: Ethics

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NEWS EDITOR: Gage Michael Wheatley CONTACT: gage.michael@hotmail.com

La PRESSE journalist visits Dawson for conference concerning anonimity and the press

By: Sean Tepper

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“The media is all about serving public interests and raising awareness.” - Yves Boisver, reporter

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“Non-professional media is taking over.” - Boisvert

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“There are no laws that protect anonymous sources.” - Boisvert

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I am now being barked at, because I completely forgot to write this stupid thing, and I’m sitting in Elayne’s lap. Not the most comfortable, but not the worst either. There’s been worse.

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UnknownAssailant StrikesDawson Student 06

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VOL. 38 ISSUE 5 - Thursday, October 8, 2009

NEWS EDITOR: Gage Michael Wheatley CONTACT: gage.michael@hotmail.com

Man attacks Dawson student in the CIXS office By: Alison Henstridge

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“She told him he wasnʼt here and thatʼs when he got in her face telling her he wasnʼt talking to her.” - Amy Alice, fifth semester Literature student

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“She told him not to touch her and thatʼs when he just punched her on the side of the face.” - Alice

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“It could have been worse if the guys were not there. He could have continued to hit her and maybe even moved on to me.” -Alice

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Dawson Goes Ethnic

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Dawson plans Multicultural Week

By: Darren Usher

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“We hope [this week] will be a major success, and that we can help unite the campus together.” - Michelle Lee, Multicultural Week coordinator

Representation of multiculturalism

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PHOTO: www.sitemaker.umich.edu

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“The Afghan Club will be there, as well as many others.” - Lee

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Many scholarships not taken each year at Dawson By: Stefanie Jesuthasan

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Ladies like lots Easy cardio for the easy of going meaningless A few simple forms of exercise to help keep you in shape sex too

VOL. 38 ISSUE 5 - Thursday, October 8, 2009

CUP LIAISON: Jasmine Papillon-Smith CONTACT: jasminep.s@hotmail.com

by Colin McPhail, The Brunswickan (University of New Brunswick)

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INTERNATIONAL NEWS: Jasmine Papillon-Smith CONTACT: jasminep.s@hotmail.com

Iran: International advocators put pressure on IAEA to inspect Iranʼs second nuclear power plant by Robin Goldstein

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FEATURES EDITOR: Alessia Faustini CONTACT: alessia.faustini@hotmail.com

In light of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Darren Usher explores one woman’s struggle.

“December 1st, 2008. Now that is a day I will never forget”. This day was filled with a decent amount of headline news. The Liberal Party, Bloc Quebecois, and New Democratic Party all signed to form a coalition government in Canada. President-Elect Barack Obama declared his national security board, which included Senator Clinton as Secretary of State. Another suicide bomb killed 10 people in Afghanistan, and it was even World AIDS Day. None of these stories mattered to Teresa Amorosa. The only story that mattered was the one she was living. December 1st, 2008 was the day that Teresa’s biopsy results were returned to her doctor. It showed that she had Breast Cancer.

“I began to break down in my mother’s arms, in my friends’ arms, and in front of a provincial police officer who stopped me for not stopping at a stop sign.” -Teresa Amorosa

She explained how if there is one thing that she did not want to deal with in her life, it was cancer. She simply had too much on her mind. She had to make sure that her children were consistently given the proper care. She had to make sure that everyday ran as smoothly as the day before. She had to make sure her job was secure in this economic downturn. If it wasn’t, the mortgage on their house was not safe, and her standard of living would decrease dramatically. Those were only a few tasks to name. She just did not have the time to deal with this deadly disease. Yet, she had to. And that was the cold fact that hit her like an eighteen-wheel truck ramming into her body. “I couldn’t even cry; I was just so stunned, and was completely detached from my emotions,” Teresa said, with her hands clenched tightly together. With all the knowledge available to us, the facts about this disease today are commonly known, one of the most alarming being that 1 in every 9 Canadian women are diagnosed with Breast Cancer in their lifetime. This statistic shows that our country has the second-highest rate of Breast Cancer, only behind the United States. However, despite our efforts, there never seems to be enough being done when it comes to fighting what is known to many doctors as a “chronic disease”. There is a fair amount of money being put into research against Breast Cancer. There are also many more charities that have been founded to combat this disease than in the past twenty years. However, the chance of recurrence is always present, and on the minds of many diagnosed recipients. What does that mean for the women dealing with this deadly disease? How will the women and their family members cope with this life-altering

diagnosis? People should be aware of this disease, and the effects it has not only on the recipient, but their families and friends who hold that person close to their hearts. With October being Breast Cancer Awareness Month, more so than any other time of the year, people should not only be aware of the health effects this specific disorder, but the immediate consequences it creates for everyone around them. While it is said that Breast Cancer is one of the most treatable types of cancer, it is also said tha it is not only the individual who gets diagnosed, but the entire family. It seemed to get worse for the single mother of two children, as she began the treatment process. To see if the cancer had spread, doctors performed a lumpectomy on December 11, 2008. This surgery involves removing lymph nodes from the adjacent underarm area. On December 22, she was told that one of her lymph nodes, out of 7, had cancer. She was currently at stage II and her surgeon recommended chemotherapy, which involved the use of powerful toxic drugs that kill cancer cells where they are found. The side effects are continuous nausea and hair loss. She feared that she was going to leave her family behind. After realising she would have to begin chemotherapy, an emotional tap opened inside of her, and she suddenly started crying at almost everything. “This was new for me,” Teresa stated. “I began to break down in my mother’s arms, in my friends’ arms, and in front of a provincial police officer who stopped me for not stopping at a stop sign.” Her friends and family attempted to comfort her, while the officer gave her a warning and told her to drive more cautiously. Christmas was an especially trying time for her family. Her mother could not believe what was happening to her daughter. To her, cancer simply preceded an untimely death. Her brother and ex-husband both were devastated. Her siblings were completely stunned. Her 18-year old daughter was filled with sadness and fear for her mother’s well being. She detached for a while, didn’t ask questions, and yet was eager to know about her mother’s ongoing situation. She dealt with it fairly well and stayed close. However, she was not as intrusive or outwardly emotional as others. Teresa believed her daughter spoke more with her boyfriend and friends initially, but her school work still took a turn for the worse. She could not think of anything else except whether or not her mother would be with her the next day. Teresa’s younger son felt almost the same way as her daughter. “He left me for 5 minutes, came back and expressed his fear of losing me,” Teresa said. “He was quiet, and didn’t speak to anyone for about a month. He then approached a former teacher, who was worried by his declining marks. He unloaded his thoughts with him, came home and then spoke to me again.” She went on to explain that the worst part of her diagnosis wasn’t her surgery or even her painful treatments- it was that she felt responsible for inflicting this pain upon her family. “In a strange way, I felt guilty for getting sick and having them deal with it. As their parent, I didn’t want to burden them”. Despite this, she knew that she had the uncon-

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ditional love and support of her entire circle of stronger, feeling more positive, and is hopeful for a full recovery. If this happens, she vows to give family and friends. back to the community as much as possible. She “My girlfriends have been very supportive,” Teresa proclaimed with a big smile on her face. will begin with the Weekend to End Breast Can“They never allowed me to go to any medical ap- cer; a 2 day, 60 kilometre walk held in Montreal pointment alone. They have cooked for our fam- with all benefits going to the Jewish General Hospital. “Two of my friends are doing the Walk this ily, have brought me gifts, and their time; they year in my honour. Next year, I will do it,” Teresa have offered to help with the children, taken me out to do Christmas shopping, errands, play cards, vowed. She has also learned many things from this extake me to chemo, give me massages. I could go perience and wants to make sure she gives the folon forever.” Her close friend even learned how to adminis- lowing advice to every diagnosed patient and their ter her daily injections that she needed to moti- families she meets: vate her body to make white blood cells, essential for fighting her disease. Her close friend spent “Two of my friends are doing the days at the hospital with her when she was barely Walk [to End Breast Cancer] this strong enough to stand up. Women who went through the disease had sought her out as well. year in my honor. Next year, I will They answered her queries, and gave her do it too.” thoughtful advice. She never knew how tight and strong this community was until she was a part of -Teresa Amorosa it. She now considered all of these women as “girlfriends”. Teresa slowly professed, “They have Go through every emotion that presents itself. all given a never ending well of goodness that I Get informed. Don’t be afraid of it. Don’t be could never repay in full. These girlfriends are afraid to ask your doctor questions. Speak about simply the best!” Throughout her treatment, she had to deal with it with people who are supportive only. Get rid of negative people. Don’t hide it; there is no shame, many hardships such as surgery and chemotherand it won’t go away on its own. Families have to apy. However, she feels that she has become a remember that for the first few months, the focus stronger human being from this experience. “I is on the person battling the disease. Support have changed. Without a doubt, I have changed,” them. Teresa confessed. “I am more in tune with my She wants to put these thoughts inside the feelings. I definitely cry when I feel it, and I laugh minds of as many people as possible. She knows more easily too.” She then added, “My family’s love has surfaced. the experience all too well, and wants to make sure that women who are being treated avoid all We have always been a supportive family, and this has proven it again. Yes, I have become more re- the negative thoughts in their minds. “I wasn’t ready to die, and I am not ready now. laxed with expectations, more accepting of life as Nor will I be for a while!” Teresa explained. “I it happens, and more with the ‘now’ rather than want to live, and experience the second half of my stuck in the past or concerned for the future. I’ve always been strong. I did feel moments of weak- life. In moments like these, our mortality faces us. We all speak of how we are all going to die. But ness at the beginning, but now I want to focus on when you are told you have cancer, that reality is the goodness of life and what beauty I have entoo close. Today, I am a confident woman and I countered”. She is not the only one who feels this way. Her know I can beat this”. Teresa Amorosa; mother, family has also taken this outlook on life seriously. daughter, breast cancer patient, woman and human being finally added: She says that everyone seems to be more open “I have to, for my family.” and involved with each other lives and how that is such a wonderful thing to see. It has made their family stronger and closer. There is definitely hope for During their lifetime, 1 in 9 women will develop breast cancer. Teresa and her family, and there is also Everyone is at risk for breast cancer, including men, but it usuhope for Canada’s ally affects women over 50 years of age. Breast Cancer rate. A recent study in Family history is the second greatest risk factor for breast canWomen’s Health cer. Having a first-degree relative (mother, sister or daughter) Weekly showed that with breast cancer approximately doubles a woman’s risk of dethere has been a major decrease in veloping breast cancer. Breast Cancer mortality rates for Rates of breast cancer tend to be highest among Caucasians in women under the North America and Western Europe. age of 70. Today, Teresa is currently -Stats by endcancer.ca emotionally

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by marley sniatowsky

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arts & culture

VOL. 38 ISSUE 5 - Thursday, October 8, 2009

ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR: Marley Sniatowsky CONTACT: marley.sniatowsky@gmail.com

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the plant Dear Dawsonites are you still reading the mad ravings of a ticker taping fool? Run! Run !”

VOL. 38 ISSUE 5 - Thursday, October 8, 2009

Golden Isles

arts & culture

ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR: Marley Sniatowsky CONTACT: marley.sniatowsky@gmail.com

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arts & culture

VOL. 38 ISSUE 5 - Thursday, October 8, 2009

ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR: Marley Sniatowsky CONTACT: marley.sniatowsky@gmail.com

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Down From Heaven A Chilling Glance at Humanity

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The Future of Painting An Anonymous

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Dawson Blues tie with John Abbott on a cold evening by Brian Lapuz

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Blues Game Takes an Unfortunate Turn Menʼs Soccer team played strong but game ends in a loss by Brian Lapuz

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Midfielder Katrina Filiatrault scored Dawsonʼs only goal

Blues captain Bawe Nsame

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Dawson keep opponents scoreless as they extend shut-out streak to 5 games by Alison Henstridge

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Dawson Men Tie John Abbott Islanders

Lady Blues burst through Islanderʼs defense PHOTO: Alison Henstridge

Blues play well but fail to get the win by Alison Henstridge

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Womens’s A Rugby Monday, October 12th 1:00PM Dawson @ Lennoxville Bishops University

Men’s A Rugby

Monday, October 12th 1:30PM Brebeuf @ Dawson Douglas Fields

Women’s AAA Soccer

Friday, October 9th 7:00PM Lionel Groulx @ Dawson Catalogna Field

Men’s AAA Soccer

Friday, October 2nd 9:00PM Lionel Groulx @ Dawson Catalogna Field

Dawson Athlete of the Week Tim Yaworski tackling Islander

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PHOTO: Alison Henstridge

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This weekʼs award goes to Jenna Giuliani, a fullback from the Womenʼs A Rugby team. This 3rd semester Psychology student played exceptionally well in the Blues 26-0 victory over John Abbott last Sunday afternoon. She scored a try and made two try-saving tackles to preserve the Lady Blues shut-out streak.

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can i have yo numba? can i haaaaaaave it?

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gurrrrrrrl, the back of yo head is RIDIKULUS.

the plant awwwww damn. that’s a french ass name, yvonne! mah lil croissant with cheese, yvonne.

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the plant just letting everyone know that i have something the plant to be thankful for this thanksgiving... the plant jennifer guay and david meffe are coming back to mtl for the weekend :D

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(while defecating) Boy: Jen... Jen... Jeeeeen... Jeeeeeen. 2E BATHROOMS

Boy: Yeah, itʼs really hard to love your kids when theyʼre ugly. 2E WING Girl 1: Remember in the 20s? You could smoke inside. Girl 2: Uh, dude, that was enforced like a year ago. DE MAISONNEUVE

Teacher 1: Um, ya... so I think thatʼs what happened in Africa... ya... so what are we learning about? Teacher 2: Turkey. PRINT ROOM

(at the class cancellation list) Girl: Oh my God, Iʼm gonna give him herpes. LOWER ATRIUM

Boy 1: God changes colors every day, sometimes heʼs pink. Boy 2: Yeah, sometimes heʼs pink. Boy 3: ... CLUB SPACE Boy: I just fixed your phone. So now you owe me sex. Girl: ... CLUB SPACE Girl 1: Why do you have a whistle? Girl 2: I had gym. Boy: Blow my whistle, bitch. CLUB SPACE

(guy crying... a lot) (guy still crying... a lot) (guy continues crying... a lot) DSU

Girl: So I met this guy at a club, said his name was Jason Watson, and that heʼs the great grandson of Sherlock Holmesʼ sidekick. Boy: I know that guy. Heʼs a cheech. Girl: I kissed his mouth. UPPER ATRIUM

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WORDINTHEHERD Overhear anything outrageous? Swing by 2C.10 or drop us a line at theplant@graffiti.net to fill us in.

Whatʼs the worst part about waking up in the morning? “Not getting a good breakfast.” Kush K. – Third Semester – Commerce Iʼll give you a fucking good breakfast. In fact, Iʼll take you to Chez Coraʼs and get you whatever the hell you want, if you promise to give me a not so shit response in the future. “ʻ8 a.m. classʼ is not a part of my vocabulary.” Saskie T. – Third Semester – Cinema, Video and Comm. I hope you have to wake up three days in a row next semester for some dirt-shit 8 a.m. class. Why do I wish such pain to be inflicted upon you? Well, buddy, itʼs cus Iʼm an asshole. “Turning on the lights at 5:30 a.m.” Steph L. – Third Semester – Cinema, Video and Comm. Understandable. I know the feeling. In fact, Iʼm sure many people do. Iʼd rather have my cock pounded with a hammer.

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“Realizing your teacher has a lisp and licks his lips like a cow.” Rick F. – Third Semester – Health Science Maybe he only does that, because youʼre around. Maybe he thinks youʼre a feisty little kid. Or maybe, just maybe, you have no idea as to how a cow licks his lips, because youʼve never seen a cow lick his lips, and you like to think youʼre funny. “People talking to me.” Samuel F. – First Semester – Social Science Watch out folks, we got a genuine angsty teenager amongst us. Donʼt ask him any questions, because he might just punch you in the mouth!

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“Removing my face from my pillow; itʼs so hard.” Julie E. – Third Semester – Social Science I feel like that every morning, especially on Wednesdays, when Iʼm required to put together this stupid section, for this stupid paper, for this stupid school, for you stupid people. There are days where I just want to stay at home and play Xbox the entire day, which ends up happening nearly all the time.

“I just donʼt go to my early classes” Alescandra P. – Seventh Semester – Social Science Well, sweetpea, consider your seventh semester in CEGEP a sign. Go to class. Seriously.

Censorship. What is it, aside from a manner of handicapping our freedom of

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Has it proven to be beneficial? Has it really? Were you raised under a rock? Are you scared?

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