RAM Magazine - Issue Ono

Whiringa-ā-nuku 2023

Issue Ono

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Meet Your 2024 Student Executive

10 Best Summer Festivals...

Congratulations to our incoming exec members!

...and how to survive them.

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Final Words from Your Prez

Club Yarns

Amy says farewell!

Uncorking knowledge and friendships

Phishing Scams

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Roasted Horoscopes Horoscopes that give you a roasting for summer.

As annoying as a sauce finger!

Red Cards

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Procrastination Station Word search, Sudoku, Dad Jokes

A true art form of student debauchery.

WANT TO CONTRIBUTE

theram.org.nz

Meet your 2024 LUSA Executive!

Demetrio Cooper President

Elliot Corbin Vice-President

Troy Volman Secretary

Luke Robb

Moses McGoon Caterina Campese Pasifika Rep

International Rep

Sam Dryden

George Gibbs

Olivia Crawford

Postgrad Rep

Sustainability Rep

Disabled, EDI, and Wellbeing Rep

Engagement and Media Rep

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features heaps of free food so make sure you make the most of it and fuel your grind.

President Amy Wells Tēnā koutou e te whānau Congratulations! You’ve made it! Just a few final assessments left and then that’s the end of uni for 2024. I hope that you found a safe way to celebrate reaching the end of lectures.

Being your President has been a wild ride. Thank you for your confidence in me. There have been plenty of challenges but lots of good parts too. I’ve learnt heaps and have loved serving you. It’s been a real honour and privilege.

When I ran for President, one of the key things I wanted was more free food for students.

Cost of living has hit students hard this year, and LUSA has provided more free food than we have in a long time. I hope that you’ve been able to take advantage of it. Study week

These last few weeks are the perfect time to utilise the perks from the Student Services Fee/Levy that all students pay.

Now’s the time to use your free gym membership, free Les Mills classes, subsidised doctor/nurse visits, free CV and interview advice, and free counselling.

Hit up your course advisors and get your classes for next year sorted too. For those of you finishing up this semester, congratulations and good luck!

So what has the LUSAexecutive done this year? We’ve handed out heaps of free food. We’ve reviewed and approved 11 LUSA policies, as well as providing student input for countless university policies including the student charter, restorative justice, academic integrity, equity diversity & inclusion, aegrotats, and much, much more. We’ve helped run lots of events like sustainability week, mental health awareness week, pride week, O’Week, Re’O Week, study week, toga, afterglow, Gradball, Winterball and much more. This year’s exec has been an awesome team to work with and have gone above and beyond.

Congratulations to the new LUSA and Te Awhioraki executives. Demetrio will officially be your LUSA President on December 1st and Kendall and Reece will be your Tumuaki Takirua. I know they will do an amazing job.

Hopefully by now your clubs have had an AGM and organised who is taking them over next year. I hope that you have time over the summer to catch up with friends, family and much needed sleep, that you can earn some money, and have some fun too.

Life can be pretty stressful at the end of semester, so try to be kind to those around you.

Remember to pop into LUSA if you’re ever unsure about anything or something in your classes doesn’t seem fair.

Ngā mihi nui.

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The so-called “lack of computers situation”

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The Waimarie moving

Concerning point 1, students have drafted a survey to be distributed among PG colleagues. The survey will gather students’ feedback on the lack of computers and computing items provided by the University, as instead, is it done for staff and used to be done for PG. We are aiming to share a final draft during the November meeting, and that’s one more reason to be present.

VICE-President

Postgraduate rep

Demetrio Cooper

Caterina Campese

Hello all, It was great to see such a strong turn out to the political panel a while back.

More questions were asked than we could have possibly been posed in the short time we managed to get the candidates for. As of the time writing this the voting period is still open.

So, you all better have voted.

Kia ora e hoa!

If LUSA has taught me anything it would be the importance of time management, it’s not sustainable for the long term to keep doing assignments in the last few days. Joining the exec forced me to better time manage my work, so if you’re thinking of applying in the future, I’d highly recommend it.

And that’s a wrap, I wish the best of luck to everyone with their exams and final assignments.

The first month of my PG mandate has gone by so fast!

I am approaching the second month and intend to be more and more involved on campus.

In September we had the AGLS PG Committee, which is a meeting that recurs every two months. If you are an AGLS postgraduate student, keep an eye on William Godsoe’s emails’ as he will circulate the info on the next meeting due in November. All AGLS PG are more than welcome! More people mean more ideas and we certainly need that. If you’re a PG from another faculty and you’re interested in seeing how things work around campus, you’re definitely welcome too.

During the September meeting, 2 main topics were raised by the students:

Regarding point 2, all students expressed concerns about the delay in their studies and laboratory activities due to moving into Waimarie.

Sadly, a study extension period (paid tuition and scholarship) for all the students who had to move into Waimarie does not seem a feasible solution, according to the admins present. They suggested that a one-for-all approach is not possible due to the different budgets financing single students and that the best way to ask for extensions is to report this issue in our 6 months report. Let’s stay tuned on this though!

Last but not least, the 2024 LUSA Executive Elections have arrived, and I hope, by the time you are reading this, you have voted already! I am looking forward to meeting the new LUSA representatives.

If you have any doubts or anything you wanna share at all, come to find me on Waimarie first floor.

Ciao!

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more about this role and what I can do, to help make Lincoln a safe and encouraging place for everyone!

ENGAGEMENT & MEDIA rep

Disability, edi & wellbeing rep

Olivia Crawford

Cam Holmes

Hello! My name is Olivia and I’m your new Engagement and Media Rep. for the remainder of Semester 2. I am currently studying a Bachelor of Commerce in Agriculture and I have a passion for the Agricultural sector, especially sheep farming.

Gidday Everyone,

I’m from a little place called Waikoikoi which is located in the deep south. Lincoln is a special University and part of what I want to do is to help ensure that everyone has the ability to access the things they need to succeed throughout their journey at Lincoln.

Currently I sit on the Student Experience Board where we discuss how better enhance the experience for students at Lincoln University.

I have thoroughly enjoyed this experience and saw this as an opportunity to further engage with the student body and help bring essential ideas to the table to get the ball rolling!

Diversifying the RAM is an avenue that I am keen to explore and see what we can expand on within the university and overall encourage student engagement as much as possible. I am open to learning

Rainbow, edi & wellbeing rep Arabella Dudfield Kia Ora, I hope everyone is well and enjoying the spring weather.

Welcome to the last issue of the RAM for 2023!

What a crazy year it has been, I can’t believe we are already nearly at the end of the semester and Uni year.

I want to say it’s been a massive privilege being your Rainbow, EDI and Well-being Rep this year. I have thoroughly enjoyed my time on LUSA and getting to know heaps of you at events, activities, free food giveaways and around campus.

I know it’s a stressful time in the semester with end of year exams and assignments coming up, so I wish you all the best.

Have a great summer break, hopefully you get a chance to relax and reset. For some of you I will see you back on campus next year, but if this this is your final year, good luck for your future endeavors.

The end of term 4 is coming up extremely fast and as I’m writing this, we are at the start of week 11. I hope everyone’s managing to finish off their assignments and making a study plan for those pesky things called exams.

It’s crazy to think that I’m almost at the end of my bachelor’s degree, 3 years have gone bloody quick it feels like yesterday that I was a fresher who had no idea what they were doing at this place. Fast forward three years I’ve done things I never thought I would have the chance to do, being the inaugural Disability, EDI, & Wellbeing Rep for LUSA has been a lot of fun, I’ve learnt a lot about my peers, myself and how the university functions.

I would strongly encourage anyone interested to be more involved in uni events to just volunteer! There’s Handy Landy’s and the LU Student Volunteer Army who have heaps of events in and around the community throughout the year. It’s a great time and an awesome feeling to give back to the community.

The Disability Action Plan is

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starting to be implemented with the Disability Reference Group being reinstated to provide student input onto how the tasks will be carried out. I’m very excited for this to happen and to continue to be involved.

As part of this myself and some wonderful staff members are working on resources to improve understanding on what an Inclusive Learning Environment looks like. Keep a look out into the future for some of these resources.

Mental Health Awareness week was earlier this semester it was a great week with lots of informative events on. A highlight for me was the bodybalance class on Forbes Lawn, thanks so much to the LU Gym team for running the class.

Exams can be a very stressful time, it’s important to remember that you work hard and revise the content you’ve learnt in courses this year.

However, you don’t want to burn out, plan your time accordingly and put breaks in your schedule to look after yourself. To those heading into the work force, good luck! I hope you’ve enjoyed your time at LU and I was you all the best for your roles. Those coming back next year and into the future, make the most of the connections you make here, and enjoy your time interacting with experts in many subjects.

Cheers.

International Student Dinner, have been nothing short of amazing. Seriously, major kudos to all the clubs involved and their fantastic efforts.

International Rep Navami Prasad Hello all, I hope this semester is treating you well. Can you believe we’re so close to the finish line with just a couple of weeks left? Time has a way of sneaking up on us!

As an exec member, this semester has been quite the ride for me. I’ve been thrilled to be a part of it all. And speaking of “it all”, our international events, like Chinese Week and the

Exams are creeping up on us, and the stress might be building, but hey, I’ve got faith in every one of you, keep that focus and dedication going strong. Give those exams your absolute best shot, and here’s the icing on the cake - as always, free food is coming up during the study week to help you all power through your study sessions. Keep an eye out for all the details on LUSA’s socials, because there’s nothing like a free meal to keep you motivated!

There are a lot of exciting events on the horizon, whether it’s cultural celebrations, social gatherings, or something entirely unexpected, we’ve got a lot more in store for you.

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Mental Health Awareness Week (MHAW) is an annual campaign run by the Mental Health Foundation that aims to help Kiwis understand what boosts their wellbeing and improves mental. This year MHAW took place from 18-24 September, where we had some awesome events throughout the week, such as a Morning Run, BBQ Lunch, Mindful Walks, Self-care check-up Workshop, Body Balance Class, Lawn Games, Nature Walks and much more! The week focussed on the Five Ways to Wellbeing:

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Mā te whakarongo, ka mōhio through listening, comes knowledge.

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Mā te mōhio, ka mārama, through knowledge, comes understanding.

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Mā te mārama, ka matau, through understanding, comes wisdom.

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Mā te matau, ka ora through wisdom, comes wellbeing.

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Written by Elizabeth Li

LU Chinese Student Association Mid-Autumn Festival We want to express our gratitude to everyone who attended the Mid-Autumn Festival event on July 29th, organized by the Lincoln University Chinese Student Association.

The festival featured a variety of traditional Chinese activities, such as calligraphy (the art of writing Chinese characters with brushes), lantern crafting (symbolizing family reunion and good fortune during the Mid-Autumn Festival), origami (known as Zhe Zhi in Chinese, originated in the Han dynasty), ping pong (gained popularity in China during the 19th century), and learning Chinese traditional greetings and ancient poetry.

The activities were arranged at different tables; attendees could collect stamps by visiting each

table. After completing all the activities, attendees had the chance to win small prizes and taste traditional food such as spring rolls, moon cakes, and fried chicken.

We are delighted to announce that the event was a huge success!

Over 200 attendees from diverse backgrounds brought tremendous energy and enthusiasm, making it an unforgettable occasion. We hope everyone had a fantastic time and gained some valuable insights into Chinese culture. Also, we want to wish everyone good luck on their upcoming exams, and we have no doubt that they will do great! Finally, we can’t wait to see you all at future events hosted by LUCSA.

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PHISHING SCAMS

Phishing scams, are about as annoying as a sauce finger! They’re like that clingy ex who just won’t take the hint or that one uncle who always brags about his collection of rare toenail clippings. This article will guide you through the treacherous waters of the internet, helping you avoid these virtual traps.

Be Skeptical, Not Gullible: When you receive an email claiming you’ve won a lifetime supply of unicorn fur or a chance to meet the Loch Ness Monster, don’t celebrate just yet. Be as skeptical as a cat watching milk rain from the sky. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Check the Grammar, Mate: Phishers might not be grammar experts, so if you spot more red flags than a bullfighter’s wardrobe in their emails, be cautious. Poor spelling and grammar should make you raise an eyebrow like you’re The Rock in a wrestling match.

Suspicious Links: If a link in an email looks fishy, don’t click it! Hover your mouse pointer over it and inspect the URL. If it seems more scrambled than your Aunt Edna’s attempt at making scrambled eggs, run far, far away!

Don’t Share Your Secrets: No, not even with your imaginary friend. Phishers will ask for

your personal information like your phone number, bank details, and your secret pancake recipe. Never share sensitive data with strangers online.

Keep Your Software Updated: Phishers often exploit vulnerabilities in outdated software faster than a kid can unwrap a candy bar.

So, update and patch like your digital life depends on it – because it does!

Two-Factor Authentication (2FA): Enable 2FA wherever you can. It’s like having a bouncer at the door of your online accounts, making sure only the cool cats (read: you) get in.

Report Phishy Business: When you come across a phishing attempt, don’t just ignore it, report it to your email provider, and they’ll take care of it like an overprotective mum.

Trust Your Gut Feeling: If something smells fishier than a seafood market on a hot day, trust your gut and steer clear. It’s your online Spidey-sense trying to keep you safe.

There you have it! Avoiding phishing scams is not easy. Stay vigilant, keep your humour intact, and don’t let the cyber-crooks rain on your digital parade. Stay safe and keep smiling!

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Kā mihi to all the tauira and staff who partnered with and supported Wheako Tauira in 2023.

Good luck with your study weeks and exams. Remember if you need any support, we are always here for you. Just email experience@lincoln.ac.nz. Have a safe and fantastic holiday with friends and whānau this summer.

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LUSA’S BEST AWARDS

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WINNERS

Best Club

Lincoln University International and Cultural Society (LUICS)

Best Club Collaboration

AGLS Society and LU Soil Society

Best Student Rep Grace Cater Penny Stilgoe Sahiti Peddisetti Kirby Douglas

Most Dedicated Club Members Shayla Rigg Harriet Boyd

Smiliest Student

Best Club Event

Jack Savage Lucas Wood

Best Club Social Media Presence

Staff Member Who Has Had the Most Positive Impact on Students

SPACE Ball

Handy Landys

Best New Club LU Run Club

Best PASS Leader Zane Coates

Best RAM Article Ness Weir

Craig Trotter Rangi Dan Smith Student Experience Team

Student Who Enhances the Uni Experience for Their Peers Katherine Manning

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If you’re a first year still learning the ropes and fumbling your way around Lincoln and Riccarton flats, you may have heard the term “Red Card”.

Red cards are either a true art form of student debauchery and delight or a real pain in the ass, they’re the social highlight of any flat.

The basic rule of Red Cards is simple, anyone can pull their red card out once a year. If someone pulls a red card, everyone else in the flat must go along with whatever they say. (Don’t be a dick and pull it during time though, no one likes that person.) Everyone else in the flat must go along with whatever they say. It’s a dream come true for alcoholics and control freaks the world over.

Somehow through pure word of mouth an entire set of rules was created. The rules should correspond with the theme, and guests should abide by them with full commitment, or at least until you’re too fucked. A hot tip is be smart with your alcohol choice. The host may provide alcohol or dictate what to bring, but if not, opt for a box of low alc. beer or RTDs over wine or spirits. Chances are, you’re gonna be drinking a lot, so think smart! As with all things, consent is key.

The relationship between host and guest is much like that of a dom and sub. You can be dominating, but there’s trust and respect within that framework that you shouldn’t violate. Look out for your mates, and don’t let them get too fucked up. If they don’t want to drink, then respect their choices. It’s also a good call

to run it past the flat a few days in advance to make sure they’re available etc. With the basics established, the rest is the fun part: the theme! If you’re stuck for ideas however, don’t worry RAM have some ideas for you: •

A classic option is a themed team event.

Each team represents a different country and competes in a variety of drinking events: Beer Pong, Quarters, Flip Cup, Boat Races, Sculling Races, Rage Cage/Flip Cup.

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Scavenger hunts are a great team bonding activities, which get everyone out to explore the city. Set them a list of challenges like ‘borrow a condom off someone’, ‘ask someone to marry you’ or anything else your mind desires.

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Love a good Court Session. Everyone gets the chance to call people out on their shit and then the defendant can defend themselves with a little speech. The judge gets to dish out punishments in the form of drinks. If you want to really go for it, dress up as fancy lawyers or criminals.

Give people roles of jury or cops etc.

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Okay, hear me out. Everyone does a box and gets naked. Basically, you have to streak outside and try to stay outside the longest. First one back has to drink something foul. Last one back gets a prize.

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A lock-in is always good fun, but it can get a little basic. Consider spicing it up by having a shower lock-in. A thermal lock-in where you cram into a small bedroom and blast several heaters on full volume. No one can leave until everyone’s box is finished.

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An ole’ favourite - Possum. Find a tree that can hold you and your mates (each branch thicker than your arm). Everyone gets in, has a box. Basically, you drink until you fall out, you can only climb down once you’ve finished your box.

Would recommend a low-lying tree lol.

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Prom! Get some ugly ball dresses and cake on some makeup. You have to bring a date, and often we set up some form of scavenger hunt to get everyone to bond. You know, things like borrow a condom from someone, or steal a beer from a flat.

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Tinder red card. Everyone has to whip out their Tinder, match with someone and convince them to come. It’s the perfect setting.

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Beep test. Get the beep test going, only on every beep you do a shot. Lots of vomiting, but some people have incredible form.

Red Cards are a helluva good time, but it’s important to stay safe and smart. The Proctor’s office has seen its fair share of fuckups.

‘No means no’ doesn’t just apply to sex, it applies to drinking too. If you have a medical condition or if you’re feeling like the booze is hitting you a bit too hard, it’s totally fine to jump out for a round. If you’re in charge and someone tells you they can’t handle it, respect their call.

Red Cards are fine, as long as they are not dangerous, illegal or objectionable.

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10 Best NZ

27 Dec

Hidden Valley It is globally known as the first festival in the world to welcome in the first sunrise of the new year.

29 - 31 Dec

Rhythm & Vines

Out of this world scenery, incredible acts, good vibes and a ton of activities to do.

29 - 31 Dec

Rhythm & Alps

Bring your earplugs, sunblock and chewing gum for a sweaty 3 days.

29 - 31 Dec

Northern Bass

If acts of pure stamina are your kind of thing, then look no further...

30 Dec - 3 Jan

Twisted Frequency

Summer Festivals This is one of NZ's biggest one day festivals so make sure you don't miss out.

Cobb Valley, Golden Bay

Homegrown

Worsfold Farm, Mangawhai

Electric Avenue

16 March

Cardona Valley, Wanaka

Laneway Splore Festival Festival

24 Feb

Waiohika Estate, Gisborne

23 - 25 Feb

Matakana Country Park

Golden Lights

6 Feb

Kiwi Music’s Biggest Party returns to the stunning Wellington Waterfront

Wellington Waterfront

Jim Beam

4 - 5 Jan

Prepare for an electrifying day of mind-blowing tunes and unbeatable vibes with Chemical Brothers headlining.

Hagley Park, Christchurch

An all-time fav that sells out everytime. A strong line-up, stand-out costumes, wellness workshops & much more.

Tāpapakanga Regional Park

For indie kids and cool dads, the only place to be on Auckland Anniversary Day. Western Springs Stadium, Auckland

Next-level experience featuring local and international electron over eight hours, across two stages.

Trusts Outdoor Auckland

Summer festivals in New Zealand offer unforgettable experiences, from live music to cultural celebrations.

However, these events can be expensive and exhausting if you don’t plan them right! This guide will help you survive hot, summer festivals in New Zealand on a budget while having a blast with your buddies.

With a little planning and resourcefulness, you can make the most of your festival experience without breaking the bank or yourself!

• Plan Ahead Planning ahead is key to survival and staying within your budget. Start by researching the festival and finding out what amenities and services are available on-site. This will help you determine what you need to bring and what you can leave behind.

• Tickets and Accommodation Early Bird Tickets: Purchase your festival tickets well in advance when early bird prices are available. This can save you a significant amount of money.

Shared Accommodation: If camping isn’t your thing, consider booking shared accommodation nearby, such as a hostel or Airbnb. This can be safe and cost-effective when you divide the expenses among your friends.

• Transportation Carpooling with your friends is not only economical but also eco-friendly. Share fuel costs, and make the journey to the festival part of the adventure.

• Festival Essentials Hydration: Dehydration can lead to fatigue and discomfort. Bring reusable water bottles to stay hydrated. Many festivals provide free water stations, saving you money and helping the environment.

Sun Protection: New Zealand’s summer can be scorching, so pack sunscreen, hats, sunglasses, and lightweight clothing to protect yourself from the sun.

• Don’t Peak too Soon To prevent yourself from going too hard and peaking too soon at summer festivals is crucial for having a memorable and enjoyable experience. Here are some tips to help you pace yourself and maintain your energy throughout the festival: • Pace Your Alcohol Consumption Excessive alcohol can lead to dehydration and fatigue. If you choose to drink, do so in moderation.

Consider spacing out your alcoholic beverages and balance them with non-alcoholic options like water or soft drinks.

• Plan Breaks Set aside time for short breaks to rest and recharge.

Find a shaded area or a comfortable spot to relax with your friends. Use these moments to regroup, enjoy a snack, and escape the sun or the crowd for a while.

• Dress for Comfort Wear comfortable clothing and shoes suitable for the

festival’s environment. Sunburn, blisters, or discomfort can quickly sap your energy, so be prepared with the right gear.

• Prioritise Nutrition Festival food is often indulgent, but try to maintain a balanced diet. Consider bringing healthy snacks like fruits, nuts, and granola bars to keep your energy levels up. A well-rounded meal before the festival can also provide a good foundation.

• Choose Your Battles Festivals often feature multiple stages and attractions. Be selective about the acts and activities you want to participate in. Avoid trying to see everything; focus on the ones that matter most to you.

• Get Adequate Sleep Festivals can be physically demanding, so make an effort to get enough rest at night. Lack of sleep can lead to fatigue, irritability, and diminished enjoyment of the festival.

• Use Ear Protection Loud music can take a toll on your ears, so consider wearing earplugs. Protecting your hearing can help you feel better overall and prevent sensory overload.

• Be Mindful of Substances If you choose to consume substances, such as recreational drugs, be cautious and responsible.

Understand their effects and potential risks. Mixing substances can lead to unintended consequences and peaking too soon. Take advantage of Know Your Stuff Drug Testing. Follow them on Instagram to find out where there next pop-up will be.

• Stay Connected with Friends Stick together with your friends and communicate your feelings and needs. They can help keep you in check and prevent you from overdoing it.

• Embrace the Festival Vibe Enjoy the festival atmosphere and the company of fellow festival-goers. Engage in the community spirit, dance, and participate in activities that don’t exhaust you too quickly.

• Set Realistic Expectations Recognise that it’s impossible to maintain the same level of energy and enthusiasm throughout the entire festival. It’s okay to take it easy and savor quieter moments.

Remember that festivals are about having fun and making memories, not about pushing yourself to your limits and breaking the bank. By following these tips, planning ahead, making smart choices and being mindful of your body’s signals, you can strike a balance between enjoying the festivities and not having a major guilt comedown.

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SAFER FESTIVALS PROJECT

Indicated they had or would consume alcohol said they had or would take illicit drugs

About one third of those who

said they’d take MDMA said

they would also take at least

one other substance.

people applied this knowledge.

drugs, it is unknown how many

ways to stay safe while using

While people identified several

widely advertised.

available at the festival, even though it was

were not aware drug checking services were

Many survey respondents reported they

Most survey respondents had a good understanding of harm reduction practices when taking drugs.

100% 62%

OF OVER 100 SURVEY RESPONDENTS

The Safer Festivals Project is a collaboration between Drug Information and Alerts Aotearoa New Zealand (High Alert), the Institute of Environmental Science and Research (ESR), and organisations working in drug harm reduction. The aim was to understand the harm caused by illicit drugs within a festival environment and to use this to inform the development of effective drug harm reduction initiatives in the wider festival environment in New Zealand.

CASE STUDY High Alert partnered with one-day music festival Electric Avenue. The event is held annually at Hagley Park, Christchurch. Approximately 35,000 attended the festival in 2023.

High Alert representatives surveyed festival attendees about their intended drug use, and their understanding and use of harm reduction principles.

KEY TAKEAWAYS Alcohol was the most used drug.

MDMA was the most used illicit drug.

It is likely the high availability of MDMA and low levels of misrepresentation/adulteration

MDMA (78%)

over the summer period. It is possible this could change at any moment and could have

contributed to low levels of acute drug harm, both during the festival and across the country,

SUBSTANCES

LSD (8%)

reduction campaign could ensure people who plan to

A coordinated proactive mainstream drug harm

Resources exist to assist in this planning, for

use harm and create an appropriate plan.

determine their level of risk from substance

Events should conduct a risk assessment to

OPPORTUNITIES

implications for those who have only used drugs in low-risk periods

PRESENTED AT

Ketamine (1%)

Unknown (6%)

ELECTRIC AVENUE

Cocaine (3%)

DRUG CHECKING:

use drugs have the appropriate information to make

8% of substances checked were not as presumed

7X HIGHER

good decisions. This should involve a collaboration services and aim to reach wider audiences than those

example at drugsatevents.nz/plan who already engage with harm reduction services.

between government agencies and harm reduction

MDMA consumption during the festival weekend was almost 7 times higher than the weekend before, and cocaine consumption was 3 times higher.

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Are you passionate about exploring the intricate world of wines?

Look no further than the Wine Appreciation Club at Lincoln University, where enthusiasts and beginners alike gather every week to delve into the artistry of winemaking.

Hosted by a group of dedicated oenophiles, our club offers a unique blend of learning, camaraderie, and, or course, delightful wines.

What We Do At the Wine Appreciation Club, our mission is simple: to uncork the mysteries of wines and savour everyone moment. We meet once a week to embark on a delightful journey through vineyards across the globe. From the lush vineyards of France to the interesting and intriguing wineries of New Zealand, we explore a wide array of wines, each with its own unique story. Through engaging discussions and tastings, we delve and learn the complexities of flavours, aromas and terroir.

All Are Welcome One of the most wonderful aspects of our club is its inclusivity. Whether you know your wine or are a complete novice, everyone is welcome.

We believe that the joy of wine is best shared, and our diverse group of members reflects just that.

It’s not just about the wine; it’s about the people.

So, whether you’re looking to enhance your wine knowledge, expand your social circle, or simply indulge in some delightful and occasionally rare wines, the Wine Appreciation Club welcomes you with open arms.

Join us in our quest to appreciate the nuances of wines and the bonds of friendship.

Let’s raise a glass together and toast to the wonderful experiences that await!

For more information, join us at our next tasting or follow us on social media.

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International Student Support Evening

On Thursday 14th September, Sahiti Peddisetti, LUSA and the Uni hosted an International Student Support Evening in Grounded.

The event was aimed at connecting our international tauria with the support services on campus and provide them with the opportunity to meet the international student advisors and other tauira while enjoying a hearty meal.

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The event started off with a panel discussion with the international student advisors, Dee Hannam and Denise Pelvin, where they answered questions covering important topics, such as insurance, well-being and support, and visas.

Also, in attendance were, a range of key LU departments, including LTL Advisors, LU Career Centre, Student Health and Wellbeing, LU Gym, Wheako Tauira, LU Chaplains, Te Awhioraki, LU International Cultural Society and the Lincoln University Muslim Association.

Following the informative panel discussion, the buffet style dinner

featuring international kai, included Bang Bang chicken crostinis, Falafel, Thai curry, Butter chicken curry, Basmati rice and Flatbreads.

This event was a massive hit, as it sold out two weeks in advance, with nearly 80 students in attendance.

The event was also targeted at encouraging inclusivity and community among international students from a range of different backgrounds, cultures and countries.

It was a night full of learning, sharing, and connecting for our international students.

Sahiti’s comments: “It was amazing to see the enthusiasm from our international tauira. The incredible diversity that makes up our international whānau, is what enriches our campus community.

The event was successful because of students’ and staff involvement, and I think we are a global family, so, together, we all are stronger.

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Written by Kaitlin Watson

I would like to introduce the LU Run Club. We are a new club this semester and have been off to a flying start with numbers growing each week. We run 5 km around Lincoln every week on Friday morning at 7, finishing at Robert Harris for coffee. I’ve enjoyed meeting new people and chatting while we run. Even though this club is very much social we do have a Strava club set up and a leaderboard for the furthest distance each week completed by members for a little bit of competition.

We hope to connect like-minded people to team up outside of run club time on adventures in and around the area. If you haven’t seen us on social media, we are on Facebook and Instagram where we post updates and group photos each week. If you have any questions or would like to know more just get in touch with us through any socials. We would love it if more people joined us to share our love of running (and coffee). Hope to see you one Friday!

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The Famous Grouse hosted our annual Bark Up for 2023 on September 30th. We had a total of 27 dog entries and 6 human entrants, all of which gave the large audience unmatched entertainment. We would like to extend a sincere appreciation to all of our participants,

Dog placings 1st - Patrick McFadden and Lachie

subcommittee members, and sponsors. We were

2nd - Alexa Gunson and George

able to raise $3,000 in total through entries, the

3rd - Sam Munn and Rosie

raffle, and the auction, and we donated that money to the charitable organisation Meat The Need, which provides food for New Zealand families. All of the participants left our judges Matt and Steve speechless, which made their work difficult. A big congratulations to our top three placegetters in both the dog and human categories who all walked away with prizes worth up to $1,000.

A fantastic purpose was behind the money raised on the Night, in addition to all the enjoyment of the dogs, humans, and auctions. The Bark Up is the only Young Farmers event where every penny raised is given to a deserving charity. Choosing a charity is never easy, but the subcommittee unanimously chose Meat The Need. As was previously reported, this year we broke our previous record by raising $3,000. Once more, a heartfelt thank you to the judges, subcommittee, and sponsors for making the evening possible. Please be sure to get behind and support our sponsors if you see them!

Human placings 1st - Theo Wolfhagen and Alex Lawson 2nd - Angus Gibb and Tribe 3rd - Kieran Smith and Hannah Chapman

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FUN STUDY TIPS

Buying yourself treats, planning your time carefully, making sure your room is well-ventilated and your chair properly adjusted...,and still, it feels like you’re counting down the days until the end of this study period! So, to help you get through we have some fun Study Tips to help you get ready for your uni exams:

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First Create a Fun Study to listen to these while Environment: commuting or during

help create and engage

Choose a comfortable and

and quizzes for exam

well-lit study space.

Decorate your study area

study breaks.

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posters, or artwork. Play your favorite background music or sounds to create a pleasant atmosphere.

YouTube Tutorials: Many educators and experts

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create informative and

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Practice Mindfulness and Relaxation Techniques:

when you reach them.

Incorporate mindfulness

Rewards can be as simple

and relaxation exercises into

as enjoying a favorite treat

your study routine to reduce

or taking a leisure break.

stress. Meditation and deep breathing can help you stay

Interactive Note-Taking Apps:

focused and calm.

Evernote allow for creative

Change Subjects and Study Methods:

and interactive note-taking,

Avoid studying the same

Use of Social Media: which can make the process

subject for an extended

Social media platforms like

period. Switch between

wide range of topics.

Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter can be used to find

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were teaching it to someone

videos and infographics are popular ways to learn.

There are many educational podcasts that cover a wide range of subjects. You may like

subjects to keep things

Teach What You’ve Learned:

interesting.

Explain the material as if you

content. Short, informative

Podcasts:

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more enjoyable.

and share educational

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goals and reward yourself

Apps like Notion and

engaging content on a

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preparation.

Set Goals and Rewards: Define achievable study

with motivating quotes,

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with digital flashcards

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Take Care of Your Health:

else. Teaching helps you

Get enough sleep, eat well,

grasp the subject matter

and exercise regularly.

better.

A healthy body and mind

Online Quizzes and Flashcards: Websites like Sporcle, StudyBlue, and Anki can

are more likely to find studying enjoyable.

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COMMUNITY Lincoln University Students’ Association & Lincoln University Present

DAY 2023

Despite the chilly Spring weather, we had a fantastic turnout for the Lincoln University Students’ Association (LUSA) and Lincoln University Community Day. A huge thanks to everyone who came along, and everyone who helped out including all our wonderful Clubs. We couldn’t have done it without you!

We had an absolute blast with lego building, face paining, petting zoo, shearing displays and so much more! Check out a few of the snaps here.

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Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Sept 23 - Oct 22

Oct 22 - Nov 21

Nov 22 - Dec 21

You’re a shameless flirt who has no idea how manipulative you are. Ruled by Venus, the planet of love, means you’re vain as hell and an absolute fool when it comes to matters of the heart.

You suffer from the grand delusion that life can be wonderful all the time and your quest is to make life as pleasant as possible, avoiding tough conversations.

You are a sex-obsessed instigators who lives for drama and will probably take this headline as a compliment.

An old proverb cautions us not to make mountains out of molehills - but Scorpios aren’t listening. You just can’t resist taking a small problem and blowing it up; they make entire volcanoes out of molehills.

The preachy know-it-all who’s optimistic at all the wrong times! If there’s someone who thinks they’re the smartest person in every room - they’re probably a Sagittarius.

You have no idea how grating it can be when you’re trying to be the smartest person in the room which is basically all the time! Youlose track of context and go on and on, unfazed by others monosyllabic responses.

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Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Jan 20 - Feb 18

Feb 19 - March

You’re a self-righteous wet blanket obsessed with wack ‘rules’. You are so buttoned-up that you’ll go in for a formal handshake when meeting a literal baby. You have the ability to see the long game and appreciate the slow accumulation of success built by consistent effort. But you can get so caught up in work that you lose sight of what’s really important.

Aquarius people are unfeeling aliens who won’t shut up abouttheir ideas. You love all things strange and unique - but sometimes, get too weird. Known for being deep thinkers who revel in weirdness, you have a strange worldview and a strong desire for independence, which can make for some trailblazing rebels who stand out in a crowd.

Pisces are tender flakes who live in their feelings and you’re constantly crying about it!!!!!!!

Known as the space cadets of the zodiac -you’re often described as imaginative dreamers, semi-psychic empaths, or sensitive crybabies. You cherish living in the moment, but, that means losing sight of the pragmatic details that make life work, which you find utterly mundane.

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

March 21 - April 19

April 20 - May 20

May 21 - June 20

Aries people are insufferable babies who need to learn to chill. As the sign of the ram, you will obsessively butt heads with whatever stands in your path with no regards for decency or propriety. You like to fight. But you don’t fight well or as effectively as you could. You leave everyone burnt out and angry that you make problems worse for yourselves.

The unbearably stubborn hedonist of the Zodiac.

Like your bovine symbol, Taurus people love nothing more than lazing about in the flowers, and absolutely despise being told what to do. Like a cow, you will refuse to move unless you really want to.

Geminis are liars, cheats, and thieves and everyone knows it.

Gemini is the sign of the twins.

Fittingly, the average Gemini talks enough for two people, is incredibly two-faced, and loves two-timing others! While every sign has its shitty qualities, Gemini tends to have the worst reputation.

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

June 21 - July 22

July 23 - Aug 22

Aug 23 - Sept 22

You’re annoyingly over-sensitive crabs who can’t take criticism.

You’re an emotional water sign and tend to be giant crybabies, despite your tough crab shell.

You’re not the only sign with intense feelings, we all have them.

But moody Cancers feel emotions so strongly that you tend to hijack situations whenever you feel you’re having a “crisis,” which is constantly.

You’re an attention-starved narcissist who never stops talking about yourself. As the king of the zodiac, you tend to treat others like peasants as a result. The craving to be the center of attention makes you a double-edged sword, and many Leos raise hell because they missed that vital kindergarten lesson: sharing is caring.

Virgos are obsessive nitpickers easily overwhelmed by imperfection. While the rest of us understand that life’s not perfect, Virgos constantly chide themselves and those around them for not measuring up to their absurd ideals. You don’t just nitpick minor details like napkins - they also nitpick yourself.

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PROCRASTINATION STATION “Ok Boomer” - Gen z Slang WORD SEARCH

FLEX YEET KIKI WOKE LOWKEY IYKYK

SALTY ICYMI RIZZ TEA GIRLBOSS ERA

SITUATIONSHIP RECEIPTS BOUGIE SUS SKRT HYPE

SLAY VALID SHOOK YAS SAVAGE

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SUDOKU - EASY

SUDOKU - MEDIUM

SUDOKU - HARD

SUDOKU - EXPERT

SUDOKU - EVIL

SUDOKU - CRUEL

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DAD JOKES I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat bars.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

Why was the smartphone cold?

It left its Windows open.

What do you call a group of musical whales?

An orca-stra!

RANK YOUR CAMPUS TOILETS AER - The forgotten bathroom. Always clean.

YFC - The perfect bench for bags. Both the

lecture classroom door and bathroom door need to be closed, or everyone can hear you.

NRE - Perfect distance for a wander from

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Teaching Lab 029 during a slow class. Sink need improvement.

How do you organize a space party?

You “planet”!

Hort Nursery - Hard to find, but well worth

Parallel lines have so much in common.

It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

FRC - Nice garden walk if you go the long way

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

the search.

from the lecture room. Intimidating atmosphere (feels illegal, even though it’s not).

Ross - This hidden bathroom near R6 is lovely.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?

There was nothing left but de-brie.

Forbes - Plenty of bathrooms so you never

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.

It’s impossible to put down.

Waimarie - Clean and new, but the position of

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?

They woke up.

have to wait. Locks try to trick you into thinking you’re stuck inside. the hand dryer soaks you in water, leaving you looking like you’d fallen in.

Stewart – Depends on who’s used it first! Has a high demand from large classes.

Library – Hit and miss on cleanliness, either

the nicest bathrooms or the most disgusting!

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