RAM Magazine - Issue Wha

Welcome to Semester two!

Welcome back tips from your LU student experience team

Recognising the beauty of our diverse brains.

Celebrating the Māori New Year

All the info you need to know about our to a sold out Winterball artists

Which would you trust?

How blue can you get your tongue

For losers!

Australian Soil Judging Competition

Take a break and try a brain teaser, crossword or colouing-in.

WANT TO CONTRIBUTE

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President

Kia ora koutou, Crikey, we’re half way through 2023! To our new students, welcome! It was nice to meet many of you during prep week and to everyone else, welcome back. Hopefully you’ve taken time over the past 3 weeks to catch up on sleep, earn money, and see family.

I was luckily enough to spend a week in Darwin participating in the SSA Australian Soil Judging competition. With temperatures over 30 degrees each day it was a nice contrast to the Canterbury chill. The three Lincoln teams gave the Aussies a run for their money.

LUSA has got heaps of stuff planned for Re-Ori. Hopefully, you checked out all the freebies at Clubs market and joined some clubs. If not, check out QPay or the LUSA website to get involved. Winterball is set to be awesome and it’s a sell out. Importantly, there’ll be free lunches and other free food over the coming weeks.

If you’re looking for a distraction (before July 23rd), check out the Selwyn Awards voting at selwynawards.co.nz/ peoples-choice-award. There’s several awesome Lincoln students and staff nominated, including Te Awhioraki, our Māori Students’ Association. Congratulations to everyone nominated!

Last term you will have heard about our end of year celebration changing to a Lincoln only format for this year. I know many of you (and our friends outside of Lincoln) are disappointed. Our events team are working hard to make Lawn Party ‘23 an epic and unique experience and I’m in close conversations with many stakeholders about how we can deliver a Garden Party next year that is not Lincoln exclusive.

As always, feel free to get in touch with questions and concerns. If something doesn’t seem fair or you’re unsure about something, pop in to see the friendly LUSA team. There were a few courses last sem that got told in week 12 that the exam was closed book. As there was no mention of closed book conditions in the course outline this was a stressful shock to those students who had been preparing for an open book exam. The examination conditions were changed for all the courses LUSA were aware of so it’s definitely worth asking.

Best of luck for Semester 2! Your LUSA President, Amy

VICE-President Disability, edi & wellbeing rep

Hello all, LinkedIn has revolutionized how students navigate their academic and professional journeys, providing them with a competitive edge.

Students can establish a unique online presence, highlighting their skills, experiences, and achievements.

LinkedIn enables us to connect with industry professionals, mentors, and alumni, expanding our network and gaining insights.

You can follow industry leaders, join groups, and access industry-specific content, staying updated on trends and insights.

LinkedIn provides valuable information on company culture, values, and job requirements, aiding students’ career decisions.

Connecting with alumni opens doors to mentorship, advice, and potential job referrals.

I hope everyone managed to take some time for themselves during the semester break and relaxed. I attended the Foundation for Arable Research (FAR) conference held on the 29th and 30th of June at the Lincoln Events Centre. It was a great opportunity to reconnect with people I know in the arable farming industry and create new connections through networking. The conference got me thinking about all the opportunities that are available to students at Lincoln. The campus is in a very good location to connect with people in the industry.

PGG Wrightson Seeds, The Kimihia Research Centre, Manaaki Whenua Landcare Research and Plant & Food Research are all either in Lincoln or in the proximity of the township. This is a huge

asset to students with many post grads involved with projects for these companies and potentially being employed after finishing study. At the Food and Fibre Awards last year I was seated at the FAR table, where I met Ivan Lawrie, the General Manager – Business Operations. I talked with him throughout the night and ended up applying for and receiving a FAR summer scholarship. I worked with permanent and contract staff throughout the summer on many different research projects, and I was able to hear the results at the conference.

LU has an awesome opportunity for students, with lecturers having great connections in many different industries, we also have an awesome careers team of Michelle and Julia able to point you in the right direction (very helpful if you’re like me and haven’t decided on what to do after uni). Key piece of advice from me, take the opportunities that arise here because you never know what will happen, you might get a job out of it or meet someone who can provide you with an opportunity to upskill.

Engagement & media rep

I’m thrilled about the new semester and the exciting opportunities it brings. I can’t wait to dive into all the festivities and make new friends along the way.

Winterball ‘23 is right around the corner, and it’s not just a night of fun, but also a great chance to connect with fellow students and build on those new friendships. We can dress up, hit the dance floor, and enjoy the magical atmosphere together. Apart from Winterball, another wonderful opportunity to meet new people and explore shared interests is the Club Market. It’s a lively event where various clubs and organizations showcase what they have to offer. It’s the perfect opportunity to discover differ-

ent clubs, find new hobbies, and connect with like-minded individuals.

As we embark on this new semester at university, let’s make the most of these exciting events. On a personal note, I’m absolutely thrilled about the upcoming CultureFest in September. It’s a fantastic event where different clubs and societies showcase their unique talents and cultures. Our club; The Parent Society will be performing. It will be a wonderful opportunity to celebrate diversity, learn about different traditions, and appreciate the talents within our university community.

Additionally, let’s not forget to acknowledge the significance of Matariki, the Māori New Year. It’s a time of celebration and reflection, where we come together to honour the past and look forward to the future. It’s a special occasion to connect with our roots, appreciate indigenous cultures, and embrace the spirit of new beginnings.

So, tell me, what are you most excited about for the new semester at university? Any specific goals, activities, or cultural celebrations you’re looking forward to? Let’s chat and share our enthusiasm as we gear up for this amazing semester!

Sustainability Rep

Kia ora koutou!

Welcome to semester two! I hope you all managed to have a good break. I certainly enjoyed getting some downtime, but I’m also super excited to catch up with everyone again. This semester is going to be huge for sustainability, so make sure to keep an eye out for fun activities coming up. The best way to do this is to follow the Lincoln Environmental Sustainability Society (LESS) on instagram: @lessmovement.

This month is Plastic Free July! YAY! For Plastic Free July, SAGE and Lincoln University cafés are thrilled to be trialling plastic-free food packaging.

I’m also thrilled to be taking up the challenge to reduce plastic waste in my own life. There’ll be a library display with all sorts of information on this soon, but in the meantime, you all should go to plasticfreejuly.org! Here you can easily choose one thing to change in your own life or as a flat to make our world a little

As for next month, Sustainability Week is running from the 14th to the 18th of August, and I’m absolutely buzzing! There will be fun games, activities, plantings, videos, and challenges coming your way! The cool thing about sustainability is that it can be applied everywhere and has so many benefits. So, whether you want to change the world or simply get some feel-good hormones from an afternoon outside, I strongly encourage you all to come along!

See you soon!

Sam

Rainbow, edi & wellbeing rep

Kia Ora,

I hope you are all well and had a great semester break!

Welcome to Semester 2! I can’t believe that we are already halfway through the year. Crazy how fast time goes.

For the new students joining us welcome to Lincoln University. LUSA has some awesome events happening in

ReOri including Clubs Market and Winterball. There is also SPACE Ball happening on the 4th of August, everyone is welcome so come along!

With Clubs Market, I encourage everyone to get involved with what Lincoln has to offer. We have a range of clubs to suit the interests of everyone, such as Hunting Club, Tramping and Climbing, Pottery, SVA, Postgrad Soc, Wine Appreciation, SPACE and so much more. The lists of clubs are available on the LUSA website.

I hope everyone has an amazing Semester 2. Remember if you ever need anything LUSA is here to help. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to flick the team a message or pop into the office in Grounded.

All the very best for the semester ahead!

ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING

M ATA R I K I

Matariki signals the start of the new year, celebrated by many māori during the mid winter period.

Matariki is a time where we look to the past give thanks for what we have endured, and plan for the future ahead. Ka titiro whakamuri me haere whakamua. A time to look back and reflect so it can guide the process of moving forward.

Matariki is an abreviation of Ngā mata o te ariki o Tāwhirimātea or known as the eyes of the god, Tāwhirimātea. The constellation of stars can be viewed worldwide and is celebrated by different cultures with different meanings.

The period of matariki is honoured by 3 main tīkanga, past, present and future. Those who have passed on and the dead are honoured. The gathering and coming together to celebrate the present, is strongly observed. As well as looking ahead to what is to come, the promise of the year ahead and what it will bring.

Matariki is officialy recognised nationally and a public holiday will be observed on the 14th of July 2023. Matariki rises in the eastern sky, and the bright stars are often seen with their seven main sisters shining, note: some iwi/hapu tribes and subtribes recognise that there are nine stars. There are 1000s of stars that make up the cluster, known as the pleaides. The date for the public holiday will change

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each year dicated when the matariki rising changes.

Matariki is a great opportunity to gather with whānau to storytell, share kai, and unite as one. Many whānau have different traditions as to how they celebrate matariki, generaly it starts with an early awakening to view the stars followed by kai and spending time together. Tīkanga or customary practices are unique and special to each whānau hapū and or iwi. Families, subtribes and tribes. Which include karakia, waiata and creating new years resolutions.

To celebrate Matariki yourself, find your friends or whānau, gather as one, share stories, wake up early to view the magficient sights, and share a kai. Reflect on the past, give thanks for the present and look forward to new year and all that it has to offer.

Tukua kia tū takitahi ngā whetū o te rangi

Let each star in the sky shine its own light

Mānawatia a Matariki!

By Brooklyn Greer-Atkins & Travis O’Boyle

Celebrate the rising of the New Year

When Children’s University comes to Lincon.

By Cam Holmes

Te Mātāpuna Mātātahi, Children’s University is a program that allows children from the ages of 7-14 to experience lerning by completing a range of activities. LU and UC have worked collaboratively since 2019 to run the program in New Zealand. The program aims to raise young people’ aspirations for higher education and encourage lifelong learning.

Among the activities the participants engage is a campus experience, this is split between both the Lincoln University Campus and also the University of Canterbury.

The Lincoln campus experience ran over two days during the first week of semester break.

There were 14 schools that took part in the Lincoln Campus Experience and they all had a blast doing a range of activities run by LU Staff members.

Activities on the first day included, designing something to be placed at Te Pae in Christchurch. This was taken by Don Royds and was a great way to start the day with a heap of interesting designs being created. Students also learned about waste management, and got to see how Food was 3D printed! Selwyn Libraries held an activity where the children could try out Dashbots, this was a fanfavourite from groups on the first day.

Day two was just as fun with the volunteers leading groups on Campus tours where they could see the gym, the SOLA design labs, Forbes and the Library. Questions about university and how it wa different to school were very common particularly in Forbes and Ivey Hall. Tim Curran’s famous Plant BBQ was a mainstay on both days and talked about by many.

It was really enjoyable to be able to show the students around campus and something I would recommend to anyone thinking about volunteering.

I want to thank all the other students who volunteered to be tour guides, for the children, their teachers and parent helpers. The LU staff made all the `sessions engaging an informative, thanks you for taking time out of your semester break to put on the activities, Lastly, I would like to thank Toby Johnson, Jack Swannell and Georgia Huxtable for organising and facilitating the campus experiences.

Rollestxn Ave

Back for their second Winterball, the dynamic duo known for surpassing the label of "top 40 DJs" is returning to LUSA. With their captivating fusion of house, trap, and drum and bass, they fearlessly venture into uncharted musical territories. These talented artists have not only earned their place as esteemed resident DJs at Sin After Dark but have also rocked the decks of numerous university student events, making them the perfect choice to kick off the party.

Jezza

Jezza has been a prominent figure in Christchurch's commercial scene for over five years. With a residency at renowned venues like Baretta and Empire, Nowadays, you can catch him delivering sets packed with bangers every Friday night at Sin After Dark. Playing a huge range of Top40, House, Bass house, Drum and Bass and everything in between, he knows how to get anyone dancing and vibing.

Smashbox

Smashbox are no stranger to the live band gig circuit in NZ. With enough private functions and weddings under their belt, that they're probably onto some people's second wedding! Smashbox is one band that you just can't get enough of. Playing all the epic hits you love singing your 'lil heart out to and also regular at The Bog, these guys really know how to get you ripping up the dance floor. LUSA are stoked to have them back playing for their favourite crowd at Winterball '23.

Boasteeze

Boasteeze is a bass addict hailing from Christchurch, and she's definitely an emerging talent to keep an eye on. Her journey into DJing began in November 2021 while hanging out with friends, and she couldn't resist diving headfirst into the world of mixing. Along the way, she has had the privilege of supporting acts like Skantia, Jappa, Amplify, Disrupta, and T95. Boasteeze has always nurtured an interest in being a DJ, but it was only recently that she took the leap, thanks to the supportive and like-minded friends surrounding her. Her unique sound encompasses elements of Garage, 140, and various styles of deep, dark drum and bass. She focuses on creating mind-bending blends inspired by renowned artists such as Alix Perez, DLR, Interplanetary Criminal, Chase & Status, and Waeys. With her DJing journey, Boasteeze aims to inspire and uplift fellow females, encouraging them to seize opportunities, bring their unique touch to the scene, and reminding everyone that with determination, anything is possible.

Damage Control

Hailing from Christchurch, Damage Control (aka Brookie Thorpe) has taken the local scene by storm putting in hours behind the decks. In her first year behind the wheels of steel Damage Control has not slowed down the pace with supporting the likes of Local Legends Truth, Witters, Elipsa, Crafty & State of Mind and internationals, LUUDE, Maduk, Gray & Kara, K Motionz, Bru-C, Ben Snow, Bunnshin, Ekko & Sidetrack, Peking Duk, Andromedik and REAPER. Not to mention her Christchurch Arena Debut for Sub Focus with his Circular Sound tour alongside Krakota & Goddard. With her first festival season complete with a set at Rolling Meadows and her kick start to 2023 with the Golden lights after party alongside Dimension and Kmotionz, a few shows during O’Week at both UCSA & LUSA, a cheeky support slot for the Netsky & Friends Afterparty, Subsonic, Emperor, phibes & The Hedex Afterparty. She’s kicking off her winter season with a support slot for her return to play in Wellington for Georgie Riot, she's just been down to Queenstown for her debut at the Mardi Gras Afterparty and the almighty 30 Pack at Hide Club, Damage Control has so much in store for the rest of 2023.

Mike Nicholas

As the breakfast host at Pulzar FM for the last 6 years, Christchurch-based Mike Nicholas - DJ is no stranger to the role of selector. Having spent plenty of time in the mosh and backstage, Mike took his love of music to the next level late 2019 playing multi genre sets around Canterbury beginning to find his sound. Now he’s embraced his love of DnB with a set he’d probably describe as “hoony” including plenty of heavy dancefloor tracks. Mike won a Sub180 wildcard competition in 2021 and has been lucky enough to grace the stage of Rolling Meadows festival in 2021. He’s played a number of venues around the South Island and supported some of the biggest names in DnB including K Motionz, LUUDE, REAPER, Ekko & Sidetrack, Upgrade and Skepsis as well as local drum & bass events.

Across the ‘22/’23 festival season, Mike made his return to Rolling Meadows for a second year and played at this years Mardi Gras after party in Queenstown!

Lincoln

Food and Fibre Awards and Networking Dinner

Friday 11 August 2023, 5.30pm - 10.30pm

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Mike and Ike

Red Bands, Swanndri, Aertex, Rodd and Gunn, Oilskins, Moleskins, and any other type of skin you can get off an animal, is what makes rural fashion in Aotearoa unique. Function over fashion at Fieldays is a must, but what happens when you mix MPs with mud? A whole delegation of ministers made appearances at Fieldays, the four-day agribusiness expo, and we decided to rank their fashion from ‘Hot’ to ‘Not’...obviously!

Kieran McAnaulty or McNaughty! Do your khakis match your beard? And that woolen jumper...it’s definitely doing it for me in moreways than one! Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Strike that pose Mr Shaw! Muck boots, jeans, and a plaid shirt. Ditch the blazer and it would have been a winning combo.

Although we didn’t get the full look and weren’t able to see what hooves Chris was rocking, that pie sure does look tasty. Well played.

Here Chris is very much looking the part with Moleskins and a Swanndri fleece, but as we pan down, we see that he’s rolled the cuff of his khaki pantsn and his weird throwback to Nomads leaves a foul taste in my mouth (and were clearly bought the night before by his assistant).

Aunty Cindy has come along way, and it shows that paying your stylist as much as you did your beneficiaries pays off. Looking good Cindy (but I am worried that your very long scarf will receive splashback).

David did well pulling off his best Maverick impression with those Aviators, but sadly the tired looking plaid shirt had let his look down.

No, Judith, no. What is with you and accessories? First a gun, now a halter collar?! Just put it down.

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Judith Collins

David Seymour

Christopher Luxon

Jacinda Ardern

James Shaw

Chris Hipkins

Over the break, a group of twelve students headed over to Darwin to participate in the 11th Annual Soil Judging Competition alongside coaches Josie, Josh, and Roger: the soil judging dream team.

Our first stop was a 12-hour layover in Melbourne, where we split into groups to discover the city: eating, drinking, and exploring our way through its diverse precincts. We then flew up to Darwin, landing at 2 am local time. After being awake for 25 hours, we were crawling into bed for a good night’s sleep.

profiles, identifying features and deciphering the best use for a soil. The aim is to be as close as possible to the correct interpretations set by local professionals.

Now, you may be asking yourself…what is soil judging?

Soil judging is an event where individuals or teams are required to jump into a pit and classify soil

Our first day in Darwin was spent discovering the area and attending a meet-and-greet event where we got to connect with our competitors from universities all over Australia. The next two days involved judging six practice soil pits, located in Holmes Jungle Nature Park where we encountered a variety of unique soils including the brown kandosol pictured below, showing hues of pink, purple, and orange! For Darwin’s cool season, it was

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bloody hot, with daytime temperatures reaching up to 35C…the best temperature for prolonged outdoor activities like soil judging!

Our fourth and final day was competition day, located on a tropical fruit farm, 15 minutes outside of Humptydoo (a town with an awesome monument of a boxing crocodile). There were three pits total for the competition. Two of the pits were judged under the team category where LU students were split into three groups of mixed experience and worked together to judge the soil; the third pit was judged under the individual category where it was ‘every man for himself’.

We wrapped up the competition with a networking evening to kick off the 2023 Soil Science Australia Conference which gave us the opportunity to connect with soil science professionals and experts in relevant fields.

We are proud to report that two of our Lincoln University students won both, first and second place in the individual competition. Congratulations to Carys & Meila!

This experience not only fueled our deep-rooted desire to humble Australians, but also deepened our appreciation for the importance and diversity of soils. We would like to sincerely thank our coaches for organizing our travel to the event and supporting us as we navigated the Australian soils. We’d also like to give a big thank you to our generous sponsors Manaaki Whenua, Molloy Agriculture, and Selwyn District Council whose generosity allowed this trip to be possible.

#1 kai before you drink

Have heaps of kai available before you start drinking and throughout the night. Hot food like sausages, pizza, savouries or anything you can throw in the air fryer will be easy to make and always go down well!

#2 Slow down

Your body can only process one standard drink per hour, so stick to one drink per hour and have a non-alcoholic drink in-betwen. Don’t forget to eat too, and you’ll be sweet.

#3 Look after your mates

Kōrero with your mates before the party, so you’re all on the same page. Call out harmful and disrespectful behaviours. Don’t take the heat for something you didn’t do and get help if you need.

#4 Register with Good One PARTY

Good One is a party register that connects you with police. Police get in touch with you beforehand to make sure you’re all set to have a good time. They might even pop over to check everything’s going well. If something does go wrong, you’ll know who to contact!

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Matariki LIBRARY Kite Display

Many of you will remember back to February 17th when you arrived on campus to start your rst year at uni... Do you remember rocking around campus in small groups, completing activities in the Goosechase for Rā Whakawhanaukataka? One of those activities was making a kite together as a group, to be displayed for Matariki this year in July. Your kites are now on display in the library for everyone to see. The kites will be up in the library until next week, so head over and see if you can nd yours!

Have you been on Raftr yet? If you want to keep informed with important notices from Uni, nd events, or start a chat group with some like-minded people at LU, Raftr is the place to be!

Contact Wheako Tauira Student Experience (experience@lincoln. ac.nz) if you have any questions.

STUDENT BUDDIES

We are postgrad and undergrad students here to guide you through your uni study. We wanted to introduce ourselves and the awesome student buddy programme! We know what it’s like to be the new student and feel unsure and lost in a new place, and also not know many people. That is where we step in. We can help with anything you want to know about, or show you where to go on campus. All you need to do is walk up and say “Hi, I am not sure what to do... I am stuck with...”.

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Are you feeling like you need help or support but don’t know what you need or where to nd it? Or maybe you are struggling to meet people? The student buddies are here to help! We are like an instant uni friend that can help you sort out the chaos of university life and get you connected on campus. We are here ready to chat anytime.

Harriet

Kia ora! I’m Harriet (she/her). Im a student buddy here at Lincoln and also the co-president of a cool little club called LUNA the Nerd association. I’m in my 4th year of my BSc and love to help show people around and introduce people to one another. So if you ever see me around in the library feel free to come say kia ora!

George Ahoy!

I’m George and I’m a masters student in conversation and ecology. I’m an exec of Iconic and a student buddy. I’m always keen to help out just reach out if you see me on campus. I’m a neurodiverse student and want to help everyone feel comfortable and welcome here.

Sahiti

Hello, my name is Sahiti (she/ her), I’m a postgrad student studying towards a Master of Science in Food Innovation. I’m one of the student buddies at LU, and I love connecting with students through the student buddy program. The student buddies can help you connect with university support, whether thats academic or wellbeing. So, if you’d like some help getting used to uni life, we’re here to help you. You’ll nd me tutoring a few undergrad labs, so if you see me, feel free to say hi! Looking forward to meeting you.

As a neurodiverse student and single parent raising two children, I have faced my fair share of challenges. However, I remained determined and pursued a master’s degree, guided by my belief that education is a lifelong adventure. Along the way, I discovered the transformative power of embracing neurodiversity, finding strength in fitness, and establishing a fulfilling career as an ICT lecturer.

Living with ADHD has provided me a unique perspective but it has also brought with it, its own set of challenges. Discovering my condition in my twenties helped make sense of the difficulties I was facing, and had already faced throughout my life.

I haven’t shared my condition with everyone, as I’ve chosen to focus on my inner growth and healing, rather than seeking apologies for past

experiences from those who were supposed to look after the younger me. Embracing neurodiversity has allowed me to move forward and create a better future for myself and my children.

Neurodiversity is an incredible concept that recognizes the beauty of our diverse brains. It tells us that thinking differently, whether due to autism, ADHD, or dyslexia, is simply another way of being human, not something negative or broken. Rather than focusing on the challenges faced by neurodiverse individuals, neurodiversity encourages us to embrace their special strengths and talents. It teaches us to value different ways of thinking and seeing the world, as they bring forth new ideas and unleash creativity. It’s like having a vibrant tapestry of minds, each with its unique beauty.

When we embrace neurodiversity, we tap into a world of untapped potential. Neurodiverse individuals often possess exceptional problem-solving skills and think in extraordinary ways. They pay keen attention to details and can exhibit remarkable focus on their areas of interest. These qualities pave the way for incredible achievements in various fields.

Embracing neurodiversity means breaking free from the notion that success is determined by how “typical” brains function. It acknowledges that everyone’s journey is different, and there are multiple paths to success. In nurturing environments that support and respect neurodiverse individuals, we create spaces where their talents can shine brightly.

Embracing neurodiversity goes beyond acceptance. It requires us to ensure equal opportunities and support for neurodiverse individuals. This involves providing appropriate accommodations in schools and workplaces and treating everyone with dignity and respect. Together, we challenge stereotypes, fight against stigma, and work towards building a more inclusive world.

Embracing neurodiversity opens doors to a world where diverse minds are celebrated, unique perspectives are valued, and everyone could achieve greatness. It’s an empowering journey of self-discovery, understanding, and realizing that our differences make us truly special. So, let’s embrace neurodiversity and unlock the boundless power of our amazing minds!

CREAMY CHICKEN POT PIE

INGREDIENTS DIRECTIONS

2 320g rolls of ready-rolled puff pastry

• 3 chicken breasts - cut into small chunks

• 3 carrots - peeled and chopped into chunks

• 3 medium sized potatoes - peeled and chopped into small chunks

• good pinch of salt and pepper

• 2 sprigs of thyme or 1 tsp dried thyme

• 2 ½ cups (600ml) chicken stock - water plus 3 stock cubes is fine

• 3 ½ tbsp (50g) butter

• 1 large onion - peeled and finely chopped

• 6 tbsp (50g) plain/all-purpose flour

• 1 ¼ cups (300ml) milk - half or full fat

• Juice of 1 lemon

• 1 egg - slightly whisked with a fork

Equipment

• 10 x 8 inch poe dish

• baking parchment

• rice or died beans for ‘blind baking’

• 2 large saucepans

• ladel

• whisk

• large chopping knife

lemon squeezer

pastry brush

Preheat oven to 200°C.

1. Line pie dish with 1 roll of puff pastry. Prick base with fork, cut off any large overhanging bits. Line pastry with baking parchment, fill with baking beans/rice, place in oven to ‘blind bake’ for 10 mins. TIP: This helps prevent pie having a soggy bottom. It’s puff pastry, so sides will puff up.

2. Place chicken, carrots, potatoes, salt, pepper, thyme & stock in large saucepan. Bring to the boil, simmer for 15 mins, turn off the heat.

3. Take another large sauce pan, add butter & chopped onion. Heat on med, cook onion until soft. Add flour, mix into onions & butter with whisk. It should form a creamy paste. Cook for a minute whilst stirring with whisk.

4. Add a ladle of stock from the chicken broth. Stir with whisk. Repeat until you’ve ladled out most of the stock (leaving the chicken and veggies behind). Pour in the milk. Heat through whilst stirring with whisk. Sauce will thicken. Once sauce is almost boiling add in chicken & veggies. Bring back to almost boiling, add in half the lemon juice. Stir & taste. Add rest of lemon juice.

5. Remove baking beans & baking parchment from pie & fill the pie up with the chicken mixture. Brush the edges of pastry with egg wash, top pie with remaining piece of pastry. Pinch the edges to seal, brush top with more egg wash, pierce a couple of holes in top with a sharp knife.

6. Place back in the oven & cook for 20-25 minutes until golden brown.

7. Serve immediately with some green veg.

This Creamy Chicken pot pie with puff pastry and vegetables is comfort food bliss! Read on to find out how to ensure you don’t get a soggy bottom! We’re going shop-bought on the puff pastry and homemade on the filling, and oh my gosh, this filling is sooooo good. I could literally eat it by the ladle full.

YOUR YARNS

In 1960, a Chef, neither Hawaiian nor Italian gave the world the ham and pineapple pizza. Sam Panopoulos was a Greek immigrant to Canada who ran a restaurant with his brothers in the city of Chatham, Ontario. Panopoulos had recently visited Naples – the birthplace of pizza – and was inspired to start adding the Italian staple to the restaurant’s usual line-up of burgers and pancakes. But what to put on it? In the 1960s, a chef in Canada created a pizza topping that swept the world. So why does pineapple on pizza cause such a divide? The RAM club recently hosted a lively activity to explore the age-old question: Does pineapple belong on pizza? We wanted to hear what our members had to say, so we ordered a bunch of pizzas and asked them to share their thoughts: Yes

• Definitely, ‘cause the sweet and savory balance is spot on.

• It’s the perfect combo of sweet and salty.

• I love the combo and the juiciness it adds.

• Pineapple pairs perfectly with pizzas. Pineapples, yes, but I don’t eat meat. No

• I don’t like pineapple.

• It’s too sweet for my liking.

• It’s a weird mix of sweet and salty, not tasty for me.

• Pineapple doesn’t work texturally.

• Pineapple shouldn’t be on pizzas, it just doesn’t fit!

• How much must you hate yourself to like pineapple on pizza!

• No, it’s too bizarre.

Meh

• It’s okay, let’s not argue about it. Pineapple can be left for those who want it.

• Free food is free food. I don’t mind.

Few foods divide as dramatically as ham and pineapple pizza. In many parts of the US, UK, and Australasia, few pizza menus seem complete without it. In Italy, however, the pairing is widely considered an abomination. It has even led to international disputes between world leaders and diplomatic interventions.

Pork and pineapple is, of course, not the only fruit and meat pairing in world cuisine. In France, duck is paired with a sweet orange sauce. Iranian pilaf mixes lamb with pomegranate. American Thanksgiving dinners would not be the same without cranberry sauce accompanying the traditional turkey, or the marshmallows and yams.

Similarly, our liking for sweet tastes is also influenced by our genes and can affect how much sugary food we eat. It is likely, perhaps, that whether someone likes pineapple on their pizza or not, comes down to their genes. Sam Panopoulos had no idea what he started.

Get ready to enrol and vote

Why do I enrol?

It’s easy to enrol or update your details. You can:

Why enrol to vote?

• Visit vote.nz and use your New Zealand driver licence, New Zealand passport or RealMe verified identity to enrol online

• call free 0800 36 76 56 and ask for a form to be sent to you

When you’ve enrolled, your name will go on the electoral roll. You must be on the electoral role to vote.

You need to update your details every time you move house.

Who can enrol to vote?

You must enrol if you:

• are 18 years or older, and

• are a New Zealand citizen or a permanent resident of New Zealand, and

• have lived in New Zealand for more than one year continuously at some time in your life.

If you are Australian, Cook Islands Māori, Niuean or Tokelauan, you can enrol if you have lived in New Zealand continuously for 12 months.

If you live overseas you can enrol for the 2023 General Election if you:

• are a New Zealand citizen who has been in New Zealand in the past 6 years, or

• are a permanent resident of New Zealand who has been in New Zealand in the past 4 years.

After the 2023 election this will change back to 3 years for New Zealand citizens and 12 months for New Zealand permanent residents.

For electoral purposes, a permanent resident is anyone lawfully in New Zealand and not required to leave within a specific time. This includes someone on a resident visa.

You can enrol once you turn 17. When you turn 18, you’ll be automatically enrolled and you’ll be ready to vote.

LU COW DEGREES LU COW DEGREES

FRIESIAN

Ba. Agricultural Science

Dairy lovers which hate getting up to milk cows in the morning. Need four years to pass the courses they failed in first year. Not worth it unless you do honours.

HEREFORD

Ba. Commerce (Agriculture)

Big-brained, well-rounded. Can’t stick it out for 4 years. Lost when it comes to science. Thinks Excel Sheets are cool.

BRAHMAN

Ba. Environmental Management

Big-headed, think they’re gonna save the world. Like to believe they can carry the world on their backs.

HIGHLAND

Ba. Landscape Architecture

Pampered, in your special upstairs rooms. Do you know what a pair of gumboots are?

SHORTHORN

Ba. Science

Dual purpose. Not brave enough to do AgSci. Shit at making decisions.

WAGYU

Ba. Viticulture & Oenology

Townie tw@t. Expensive tastes. Day drinking is not a wise career choice. But don’t worry the first words out of your mouth at the bar is “this wines been Cork tainted”.

BELGIAN BLUE

Ba. Sport & Recreation Management

Muscular and not much going on up there. Spends too much time looking in the mirror.

MERINO

Ba. Agribusiness & Food Marketing

Cares more about their hair than anything else. Came to Lincoln to do an “Ag” degree. Afraid of real MGMT classes, so they run for the hills when it comes to going on a farm.

Ba. Land & Property Management

Monopoly doesn’t count as study. Why would you bother doing Urban Valuation at this University? Your major is as helpful as a bobby calf.

BOBBY CALF

Enjoy an o ice outdoors.

Your pathway to a future career with Silver Fern Farms.

Are you keen to put your passion for agriculture into action? Over the next few years you could be working your way to being a Livestock Rep and an integral part of the local community.

At Silver Fern Farms we’re all about Creating Goodness from the Farms the World Needs and our Livestock Reps are a crucial part of making this a reality. They build and maintain relationships every day and help to ensure continued care and respect of land for generations to come. Our Reps partner with our farmers within the local community to ensure that excellent products are being produced and quality stock is being bought, so that customers all over the globe can experience the goodness we create.

The Livestock Talent Programme is an opportunity for you to kick start your career as a Livestock Rep. Building your skillset on the job, you’ll just need a bit of background in farming or agriculture, and a natural curiosity and can-do attitude – we’ll teach you the rest.

Come create goodness with us.

Learn more at careers.silverfernfarms.com/future-talent

Applications are open until 6 August 2023.

YOUR YARNS

To me, Temu looks about as safe as a used tissue, but you’re desperate to blow your nose, so what’s to lose (besides all your money). Is it a savvy way to save some extra cash or a scam? Amid a cost of living crisis, it may seem like an answer to all your prayers: clothing, homeware, toys, and tech - every kind of product imaginable, all for bargain prices.

In April and May, Temu was the number one downloaded app in NZ. It’s a Chinese-owned e-commerce giant, with thousands of suppliers but no physical stores. The platform allows the vendors to sell and ship directly to customers, meaning there’s no reliance on warehouses. However, the reviews are a mixed bag. Customers have complained of damaged, delayed, or undelivered packages, and while the true cost behind the low prices isn’t currently clear - such as its manufacturing processes and working conditions, the call for a good bargain is overriding our interest in ethics.

If you are looking for quality toys, games, and electronics Mighty Ape is the place to go! They have over a hundred thousand products in their warehouse ready so that they can ship out your order quickly. The company was founded and started operating in NZ in 1999 and owned by Australian company Kogan.com since 2020. They have more shipping options than any other store with standard delivery anywhere within NZ. They also provide a ‘Primate plan’ that eliminates the delivery fee for a certain amount of time. This alternative may save you money if you intend to make purchases from Mighty Ape frequently. Being NZ’s most trusted online store with a 5-star rating, how come I’ve never heard of it? Or do I just live under a rock? Maybe their need for marketing is just not needed!

From trendy basics to statement pieces, Shein NZ has a massive selection of clothing, shoes, and accessories for all sizes and styles. But In June 2022 Shein, NZ had a 2.1-star rating based on customer reviews and was ranked 716/3890 among companies in Footwear and Clothing.

As of 2023, opinions are still divided. The main complaint from customers is product quality. Many have reported receiving garments that were not as expected or had faulty stitching or other defects. There have also been reports of items having long delays in being delivered, on the other hand, many customers are happy with the quality of their garments, the delivery speed, and customer service.

To ensure a good shopping experience with Shein NZ, you must read the product reviews before buying, this includes photos of real customers wearing the products and giving their personal reviews. This is great for getting an idea of sizing.

CultureFest FREE EVENT

Sunday 10 September, 10am–2pm Lincoln Domain

Take your senses on a trip around the world! Celebrate 30 cultures through food, music, dance, art, craft, sport and games at Selwyn’s annual multicultural festival. A fun day out for the whole family.

selwyn.govt.nz/culturefest

Cancer

The truth is that you are an irritating, irresponsible emotional vampire, but you must come to terms with this depressing fact all on your own. Have you ever wondered why you have no friends? Never get messages or emails? Dig deep now, Cancer. For you, that’s about half a centimeter.

Leo Something black and white looms in your future. Either you are being invited to a formal dinner or pulled over for a speeding traffic violation. Either way, shine up your most debonair smile and practice batting your eyelashes bitch.

Believe it or not, other people actually appreciate youeven if they love you for all the wrong reasons. Perhaps you are easy to take advantage of because your life is a constant train wreck, but whatever the reason, embrace it! Be yourself and revel in your ill-gotten love!

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Resist the urge to put yourself in a colorful jumper and parade about in acid-wash mom jeans. You think you are trying on the hipster look; everyone else thinks you are just homeless.

Capricorn

Your heart is all aflutter with an exciting new romantic prospect - one that would be best left as a prospect, actually. Once you get your would-be lover home and out of the package, you will find yourself wishing you had spent a bit more time shopping around.

Aries

The myriad failures of your past plague you even now. You would think that after all this time you would finally be over it. It is high time to clean up all of that emotional baggage you have been carting around before it gets as bloated as your ego.

Once again your complete inability to regulate your emotions, paired with an explosive temper, will certainly lead to a humiliating encounter. Just this once, could you please try to not act on impulse? The Stars are getting anxious with secondhand embarrassment.

Aquarius

If you are not getting the attention you feel you deserve, then you will just whine louder. Your friends can only take so much belly-aching though, leaving you with only those pathetic few who see you as a kindred spirit. Hang up the pity party dress and stop dancing.

Taurus

You have more issues than a Monday morning loo, but lately romantic problems seem to dominate your emotional landscape. There is no use fretting: either tomorrow will be better, or it will be worse. Probably the latter.

Sagittarius

If you are feeling especially picked on and victimized today, it is no coincidence. Your friends and colleagues have bets out on who can make you cry first. The Stars bet $50 on you, so you better stay strong, champ!

Pisces

You can’t have it both ways, Pisces. You want intelligence and eye-candy all rolled into one convenient person, but that is just not going to happen, at least for you. So the choice is yours: Smart and ugly, or dumb and gorgeous?

Gemini

Stop your relentless pursuit of perfection. Nothing about you even remotely says “role model.” Instead embrace a new direction a become a complete &$#%-up. It’s an easier goal to achieve and much more your aesthetic.

Aotearoa

bright celebration

constellation

harvest June

Māori

Matariki

nuku

rangi

seven sky stars

Tupu Tupu

Ururangi

Waitā

Waitī

Clubs Market 17th

July 11am–2pm, Whare Hākinakina (LU Gym) Heaps of free goodies!

18th

Red Bull Activation

July 10am–3pm, Grounded

Korfball

1pm–3pm, Whare Hākinakina (LU Gym)

19th

Red Bull Activation

July 10am–3pm, Grounded

Winterball

7pm–11.30pm, Woolston Club lusa.flicket.co.nz

Clubs Kickstart 20th

July 1.30pm–2.30pm, Grounded

21st

The Edge Activation

July 11am–12pm, Location TBC

Midwinter Session 22nd

July 1pm, Wolfbrook Arena

Free food!