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PHILADELPHIA, PA., NOVEMBER, 1934
Vol. 1-No. 1 DETAILS FOR GAINING SCHOLASTIC "L"
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LA SALLE ENTERS
The Scholastic "L" is the award presented to all students who during the scholastic year have obtained twenty-five gold cards. Two pink cards are equivalent to one gold card; so that the award is within the ability of all students. The scholastic "L" is made of felt, being a gold Jetter bor dered with blue.
With this first issue, the student body is once again reminded that its whole-hearted co-operation is absolute ly necessary for the success of the WISTERIAN.
The Annual Auxiliary Drive has ar rived, its purpose being to procure funds to help the Novitiate of the Brothers at Ammendale, Maryland. Here young men are preparing to be come Christian Brothers. It is pos sible for each of us to assist in this work of religious education for a future generation. This is absolutely neces sary for our Faith and Society.
Here is a tip to the students: good start is half the battle." Parental Notes:
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Students receive cards weekly, bear ing the general averages for the com rleted week.· A gold card is received for a weekly average of ninety or more. Pink cards are classed as very good and are obtained for an average of eighty to ninety. A blue card is fair and averages from seventy to eighty. The unsatisfactory reports are found on white cards; they must be signed and returned on the follow ing morning, Tuesday, since all cards are issued on Monday. Two white cards in succession are evidence of the student's lack of co-operation in school work, and they are liable to sus pension. Three white cards merit in stant dismissal.
ORCHESTRA BEGINS PRACTICE
Joe Sciaretta, College Student, Will Lead.
Fifteen students of La Salle High School reported for orchestra practice October 1st, and the orchestra is rap idly assuming shape. The orchestra will take part in pep rallies and enter tainments. This unit has been in the past a very valuable asset to the school, and especially useful during school activities. This year's orchestra is the largest in many years.
The ensemble will be led by Joe Sciaretta, a college sophomore, and his services are practically indispensible. The smiling face of Brother Luke will ue missed by his numerous admirers.
Mr. Young, the musical director of the school, will give instructions to any students interested for a small fee. These instructions in music are val uable to the future orchestra candi dates. The fine development of this unit in our school will be interesting, too, and appreciated by all the stu dents. Brother Bernard is the faculty
Moderator.
Calendar for November 1. 2. 3. 7. 9. 11. 14. 15. 16. 16. 21. 28. 29.
All Saints' Holiday. First Friday. St. John's Game. Sodality. Student speaker. Bristol High Game. Armistice Day. Examinations. Examinations. Examinations. Catholic High Game. Sodality. Student speaker. Sodality. Student speaker. Thanksgiving Game with Simon Gratz.
This means that every member of La Salle High School, without excep tion, is expected to participate in this venture. Much can be done by turning in your subscription as soon as pos sible; subscribers will be subject to a charge of $1.00, which covers the en tire scho1 astic year. Individual copies may be obtained at any time in the, WISTERIAN office, or at time of issue, when they will be distributed direct to the various classes.
Another means of support can be accomplished by soliciting the patronage of the La Salle alumni, who would in all probability be most eager and willing to subscribe. With this end in view, a special column appears in another section of this issue, devoted ex clusively to Alumni News.
Besides financial support, it is de sired that there be many contributions of articles and service essential to a school newspaper.
It is to be remembered that its orga:,.1iza.tiui"1 is o.. Jiilli..,u.�t Lu:sh. auU Hu.J..st. in attaining the thoroughness of a well-established paper, be dependent to a very great extent on the loyalty and aid of students.
AUXILIARY DRIVE
$1.00 a Year CHANGES IN THt FACULTY There are many important changes in the High School faculty this year. Some of the Brothers who have de parted are: Brother Denis Raphael, the former moderator of the CHEER LEADER, who has gone to Pitts burgh; Brother William, who presided over a Freshman class and taught mathematics and Latin, has gone to De La Salle College, a branch of the Catholic University, to continue his advanced studies; Brother Dominic Luke, last year's orchestra leader and moderator for the graduating class, who is now at St. Thomas' College in
Last year La Salle High made a magnificent effort, showing their ap preciation of the good work of the Brothers; in fact, in percentage we Scranton. It is with a great deal of sorrow that we bid "so-long" to these were ahead of all schools. Brothers who for many years did much Let's hope and not only hope, but show by our actions and work that to build up our School on Olney Heights. this year's Drive will be a success. To Additions to the Faculty this year do this we need the backing of every student in the High School, Benilde include: Brother Vincent, former head and also the College. Try to fill out of the Latin Department of La Salle your books; this is not asking too _Institute, Cumberland, Md.; Brother Gerald Charles, of Calvert Hall Col much. lege in Baltimore; Brother Edward The prizes are worth the while tc of Mary, formerly of the West Phila put forth some salesmanship. The do delphia Catholic High �chool for nation is very small-only ten cents. Boys; Brother John, Assitant Prin The prizes are: cipal of Central Catholic H\h School, First Prize: A four-door Plymouth Pittsburgh. '-. sedan. Spn0r.-J. p,,.i�c: �!.00/:'" i::. ('.��!i. Third Prize: $50.00 in cash.
Fourth Prize : $50.00 in cash.
Fifth, Sixth, Seventh and Eighth Prizes are $25.00 each in cash.
A special prize is being awarded by the Brothers to the pupils in their classrooms who show special interest Francis O'Connell, of 3B, has in this work. brought about a movement to organize a club devoted to the knowledge and ANNUAL RETREAT HELD spread of the Irish language. All the students who are interested in the ad The annual retreat of La Salle Col vancement of the Trish tongue aTe in lege and High School was he!d Oc vited to join. Details may be gotten tober 3, 4 and 5. Judging from the from Mr. O'Connell. Listed members spirit of piety that was manifest by are as follows: the combined student bodies of the Francis O'Connell High School, College and Academy, the Retreat was a huge success. Francis Sullivan Each morning of the Retreat the James Sammon Mass was offered up by Rev. John F. William K. Stewart Keenan, C. M. During the day the priest spoke to the students and con James Ferry cluded with Benediction in the after John T. McCullough noon. Edward DaCosta On Friday morning, which was also the first Friday of the month, the en Membership in this club is limited. tire student body received Holy Com After breakfast, Father munion. the Retreat with a short closed Keenan DRAMATIC ASSOCIATION talk, the administering of the Papal Blessing and Benediction. The Dramatic Club has been or ganized by Brother Daniel James. DEBATE CLUB PROMISES There are about twenty members who have applied for admission to the club. GREAT THINGS Brother James anticipates the produc tion of one-act plays each week for the In an effort 'to aid students in imbenefit of the High School's students. proving their English and also their The annual play, however, will be pre oratoric3:l abili�y? Brother_ Gerald �harles is organi�mg a Pubhc �peaksented under the personal direction of mg Club. Its direct purpose is the Mr. Gordon Miller, who has coached founding of a Debate Club. The intenthe play in the previous years. It is tion has been expressed of scheduling necessary that our school have a suc debates with various high schools, parWest Catholic . and . teams_ of. cessful dramatic club. The purpose of ticularlY: that cahber. Membership will be hmthe club is to develop the ability to ited to twenty-five members, who will speak clearly and effectively. be installed by election.
GAELIC CLUB IS FORMED
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We are glad to welcome to our col umns news from Benilde. Benilde has had a change in faculty this year. Brother Daniel Leo, former head-master, is now at St. Thomas' College, Scranton. Brother Gregory Mutien, for many years a well-known figure in local sports circles, is now teaching at Pittsburgh Catholic High. Brother Thomas is the new head master, and do we like our teacher? The Benilde's football season com menced with an upset at the hands of St. Edward!s to the tune of 32-0. How ard. McCrish and Charles McCrish starred for the losers, both playing a great defensive game. Hauener proved that we have what it takes when we turned back a pow erful Notre Dame Academy team, 28-0. George �woyer was outstanding with his interception of a Notre Dame lat eral pass on his own 40-yard line from whence he ran 60 yards for a touch down. The Notre Dame captain asked for a return game to be played No vember 3. Benilde's schedule is com pletely filled with eight games. Watch us go.
JULIUS BLUM WINS SUBSCRIPTION
The subscription the newspaper of fered to the student who sent in the best name for the publication was awarded to Julius Blum, of Fresh men E. Last year the name of the paper was the CHEERLEADER, but Brother Gerald Charles, the new moderator, and the staff decided that a more appropriate name should be chosen for the newly organized paper. In select ing the name, Julius gave the follow ing reason: "A quite distinctive name . ,, The �or the locality and the school. committee which awarded the sub scription consisted of the editorial staff. The moderator and staff offer . . . then· cong�at�lations to the wm ner of the subscr1pt1on.
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wIsTERIAN
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THE WISTERIAN
Published monthly by the Students of La Salle College High School. EDITOR ANTHONY M.WALTRICH
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ASSISTANT EDITORS
JOHN E.RUSSELL SPORTS JAMES FERRY WALTER J.MORRIS JOHN G. McCULLOUGH ALUMNI ROBERT RIEHS FEATURES JOSEPH KAUFMANN FRANCIS O'CONNELL JOHN J.McLAUGHLIN HUMOR HARRY NEWNAM JOSEPH MATCHINSKI VINCENT TAIT REWRITE HENRY J.SMART DISTRIBUTION WILLIAM K.STEWART REPORTERS JOHN CALLAN WILLIAM CONNOR CARL HEMBEJWER JAMES LAVIN FREDERICK FELLECHNER EDWARD DA COSTA JOHN STEARNE ARMAND COCO . JOSEPH THOLEY JOSEPH COOGAN CHARLES WALDRON CHARLES Mc.HUGH LUDWIG FRANK JULIUS BLUM JOHN RYAN JOHN McELWEE JOHN WELLS EDGAR GRAVES WALTER J. MORRIS, JR. JOSEPH L. BOLGER JOSEPH KILKENNY JOHN J. MEEHAN JOHN WALTERS FACULTY MODERATOR BROTHER GERALD CHARLES, F.S. C . C. FRANCIS SULLIVAN
THE MONTH O F THE HOLY SOULS S WE all know, November is the mon th dedicated to the Holy Souls A in Purgatory. This means tha t those of the Church Militant .who are capable of helping the Poor Souls should make every effort to re member in their prayers those helpless members of the Church Suf fering.
This does not necessarily mean that we retain such noble thoughts and then simply let it go a t that. Rather, we should make every effort to extend this principle to action befi tting a thoughtful Catholic.
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We should also bear in mind that we are not performing a thank less task, in aiding the Poor Souls, because they have in the past proved their ability by intercession to help those- on -ear th -who are needful of some benefit from the Almighty.
H ere is another way of looking at it: We should perform now that which we will expect of others, should it be our fate to spend any length of time in Purgatory. Just another application of the well known Golden Rule, which hardly needs elaboration.
DO YOUR PART HIS year the staff of the WISTERIAN has laid pla ns to grea tly T improve the paper. However, it is quite evident that the staff will
be helpless in doing its work unless it has the proper co-operation
from everyone.
The faculty of the
school
has already pledged its support of t he
paper, but the really necessary help must come from the student body. If the students wish to have· a Student Publication tha t ·will compare favorably with those of larger schools in the city, they must give their
whole-hearted support in every aspect. Everybody must help .
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(Editor's Note: This column deA column for those in the know. v�ted exclusively to Alumni Activiti_es So Bresnan cu ts practice on account w1l� be a re;!;ular feature.of .the Wis- of because he is sick.... Skating is te�1an. Art?-cles for publication under . not so bad in Germantown, is it, Wil th1s head will be greatly appreciated.) lie? ...Some cracks about Frankford And right off the bat, it's our am- are making' the rounds here · in the make e ither, t ion, se cr and t o e t, not bi woods....It i sn't so bad as a whole. this column the talk of the stude nt ...Have you asked Tague about his body, b8 th past and present.S�, grads, "Tea Party?" ...Jim McTear is turnlet's see what you can cont�1bu te to ing actor . . . . Barrymore brother�, the column. What are you domg? 'ook out .... So Art Henry and W1 l And speaking of doings: Fisher have turned out to be wild boys The class of '34 is well represented of the road....All right, Heeney ... in La Salle College and from all ac- don't talk to us when you've got a girl counts the fellows ' are - doing great with you.... So Thompson cut his work there. Some of "the boys" who hea d on a swinging door? . . . Oh are continuing their work as Frosh in yeah. ...Prediger and Farrell so�nd the college are: John O'Connell, Jack like two politicians at the pep rallies. Doyle1 Frank Neubauer, O scar Levy, ...By the way, what happened to the John Balk David Saybolt, Dominic rally? ... We have received here at Dougherty ' Francis McManus, David the office of the Wisterian a number of McCarthy ' John Leonard John Guis- 'etters requesting ...the name . of the ' Greany, Bill Hall, ' C�arles feJlow who wears No., "53" Jersey t o chard, Ben McGlave John Harrold and Michael Ha llahan and S t .Mary s ....All 0. K ., · Bill....Some na.mes and reasons subEtzl. ' La Salle is well represented in a mitted in the contest (from Sophs and number of other leading colleges. Ed Freshmen,.no doubt ). The Rose Bush Melody studies at Temple, John Mans- · · · cause i t s1:1ells....The Toreador. ... Because it throws the Bull. . . . fie!d, Bill McBrien and Al Gersten· lauer at Penn State; John Graff and �ise fools. · · · See Sop�omore mean Ray Williams at St.Josephs, Donald mg .... The value of Jew_els lost by Shea at Penn and Tom Kelly at Villa- a Hollywood actress was given out as only five thousand dollars. Only exn0va• . perienced press agents need apply for Out m the cold; cruel �orld �re: the vacanc ....Who's the fellow that John Mullane, _34, who s a big gar- wa going yout with Gibbon s, but.... s �ge man now.. Bi�l Mehl�m, who goeE m !or grocer es m a big �ay ( n Giovanni wants to know how many 31 ? votes can a flag poll ....A recent in � a_s d?es . Schmtz don t _ we all·� telligence test showed that Morris Schneider, who 1s' still slmgmg balogna. isn't born yet.... The spinal column out to the customer� down on G,er- is an upright bony structure.... This � ant_own Avenue. Nick �urphy, �2, ts said to be engaged, ;"h1ch put_s him column aims to have an upright struc one up on Ed Berger, 34, who is un- ture.. _ . (Oh it may be full of bon ers . . . .) Notice how many seniors engaged. . break into dance steps recently.. .. . Bob- Coneen, after announcmg h1E Unless the movies clean themselves up destination as Villanova, double- soon B aby Leroy will be playing villain crossed the boys by going to Ammen- parts when we see him again....And dale, and is now at the novitiate there, spea king of movies, if i t takes nine preparing to become a Christian tailors to make a man ...how many Brother. Good luck, Brother Bob. shoemakers does Greta Garbo keep No, the class of '34 doesn't own this busy? ... Here's to the memory of column; here are some of the others: Percival Peel; he just couldn't keen Joe O'Neill, '32, i s still going strong his hands on the wheel....How tell , ? at Notrn Dall'!_e. _Bill ��ill, '33, and �� ·· Chic]< "Sutter, '33, after gomg to Pen- odor of peanuts on his breath of nington Prep for a year, are now first- course .... Was Gibbons' face scarlet string members of the Penn Frosh when Graham asked him if he ever took foo tball team. chloroform, and he replied. . . . No, According to the bulletin board, �ho's te�ching !t? ....If you get a Michael Driscoll '28 has opened his diploma m pubbc speakmg you ought ' to have no trouble in addressing en :lental office. ' Paul Lang, '32, is a dental studen t vel�pes. · · · Sharpe · · · says · · · you ve got to be a football hero ... . a t Temple · . . , Oh well, that's the way it goes ... . Car_roll Cook, 31, 1s P!aymg an All- If all Freshmen are like McBride they Amencan game at V1llan va (and b etter be careful ... there is still a . how). �ut, wh� V1lla�ova �. Frank Freshmen day ...naughty, naughty . .., e G_regorsk1, 32, IS playmg thr sam All La Salle students should read . . otball kmd of fo at La Salle CoJege. "The Gentle Art of Handshaking" ... . _ Peter Volk, '31, finds Penn State the or tha t other book by Charles O'Con ideal spot for Chemical Engineering, nell ..."My English Teacher and His and besides blowing up his apparatus, Charm." ...Why hang around the drug is doing fine there. store at Chelten a.nd Lambert Street The reports from Annapolis inform ...Bill? ...Wonder why Ed.Gibbons us that Philip Moore, '32, will no doubt blushed when on the way to Chester be Rear Admiral Moore in the not too last Sa turday on saying Hiah? He distant future. heard in reply ...Oh hello, Ed. . .. It would seem that signing the Wha t Sophomore bleached his hair? "Pledge" does not affect Eugene Hines: ...So even though Joe Rogers isn't '32, as he is filling in his spare time an angel . . .Rita, not Rio Rita ... after school at his old work at one of will string along with him.... So your our picture palaces as an u sher. sister goes to St. Mary's, eh, Henry. Harry Gerhardt, '32; George Har- ...Well, well....Hey, Fisher, where kins, '32, and Francis Healy have did you get that yellow handkerchief? joined the ranks of the "benedicts" ...Paying for lunch today? ...So (and so young, too ). Tom Carroll is shaving to go over with Even if we do have to admit so, we the ladies at St. Vincent's, eh....But don't think we've made a bad job of enough for a while.... the first issue of this column, but most important, it's not only ours, it's mainly yours, alumni, so get behind it, boys. Let's he1;1r from you. Changes in the Cafeteria
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ALUMNI NOTES
November, 1934
ALUMNI NEWS
There have been many improve ments made in the cafeteria· in the William Icavone, '34, is now using past year. The new rubber-topped all his spare time developing snapshot tables are a d ecided improvement over pictures. Francis Donahue, '30, is in the gro the wooden tables of previous years. cery business. In order to make the operation of Paul Sullivan; '27, is working for th e cafete ria a success, the whole the West Disinfecting Co. hearted co-operation of every student Martin Gilligan, '32, is working for is necessary. When you have finished the Vicks Co. with your lunch put your tray on the Charles Berger, '32, is now working for the Sun Lite-Scott Bros ., Inc., cart in the rear of the cafeteria. Groceries, Packing and Shipping. You will be served more quickly if Clarence Brehm, '29, is now a poli every student observ es this and the tician in the Bureau of Weights and other simple rules laid out for him. Measures.
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]'fl-l E W I S T E R I A N
November 1934
The first picture is a news reel show this wa r w a s formed the greatest and most powerful union in the world, ing several men and women on the The Bi-American States. It wa s in screen. The lovers spea k thus: "She's a beautiful woma n, isn't this union that our friend, Pete NZ22, . she?" lived. Star. Steingass and Bonner Altman, "Yeh, she looks like you, Peg." The United Kingdom had also seen In a hard-fought game marked by "Oh, Pete." lots of monkey business. She had lost sterling play the Freshmen encounCanada and India, beside having wars. Then comes the main picture, an ideal tered and beat the La Salle CommerNow that France and Germany were istic romance of the 21st Century, how cial eleven by the score ·oL27:.7. ready to pounce on her, the Irish were the hero took his girl on moonlight In the first quarter, Bonner made getting re a dy for another repulsion of rides in 'the stratosphere. Just think of the first touchdown a few· ·mirmtes the English. Political divisions had the wonderful feeling floating over the after the kickoff. Steingass a<Hle.d the boiled down to the Mongolia n Empire, silver heavens. It is at a point like Later '· . ruri d n e an on extra point Confedera cy of Europe and the Afri- this when Peg breaks in, "Oh, big boy, · wrt toucbdo d n seco the Steingass scored can Union, besides those mentioned when are we going for another strato�xtr; the for try but failed on the ride?" above. . 1 · point. All these things Pete was thinking "Next pay day, kid," comes the a nThe second quarter saw both tea ms of as he flew down the main street of swer. play a strictly defensive game, al"Oh gee! that's swell." Cheltenha m in his altro-mobile on his though the La Salle yearlings manuThen when the hero and heroine way to the City Treasurer's office to half The s. n ru long some factured get a permit to take his girl to the would kiss, they would also kiss. Of line. -yard 0 2 C. S. L. the ended on course, no one could see them; it was movies. Score at the end of the first half.· He parks his boat in the aerogrounds dark. If the hero did something spec . C., O L. S. F., 13; L. S. next to the 121st floor, steps lightly tacular like jumping from a one-thou At the beginning of the second half, through the door, and walks with a sa nd-story building to an airship in the ran and Altman intercepted a pa ss carefree gait up to a series of con- motion to save a man's life, Peg would next the ball to the 20-yard line; on traptions lining the wall. These ma- say to Pete something like this: "I'll play, he went over for a touchdown, chines are recordometers which record bet you could do twice as well as that." Bonner adding the extra point. Heaney "Now, Peg," he would blush. anything from income taxes down to intercepted another pass and ran 15 At the end of the show Peg and Pete one-cent taxes. On a keyboard a re yards 15 passed r Swoye Then yards. several buttons with which Pete were just in the act of kissing when to Bonner, who landed in the end zone. dashes out his number. Then he slides the lights went on. PREPPERS BEAT LA SALLE a by point extra the Altman scored a silver dollar (that's the thing that "So!" scolded a Federal agent, "I straight line plunge. At this stage of The gridders of St. Joseph's Prep counts) into a slot, and pushes a key caught you this time. That will be two ercials Comm yed the game, the outpla defeated La Salle High eleven at the marked: $1.00 Tax for Taking Fiancee cents, plus twenty cents' fine for each came to life, and combined a beautiful Phillies' Ball Park on Friday, October to Amusements Night Rate. After a time for not pa ying in a dvance." ll footba t run by Ma thew with straigh 1, 44 to 6. few seconds of grinding noises a rePoor Pete, all he had left wa s two to find themselves on the Frosh 15It was La Salle's fourth straight ceipt drops out of the machine which dolla rs-two dollars out of fifteen to yard line as the quarter ended. setback. Greatly wea kened by injur reads: "T his is to certify that Peter start. However, Peg noticing Pete With the start of the fourth quar ies, the La Salle line offered little NZ22 ha s paid $.25 for amusing his was sad as he drcve her home, she ter, the Commercial School fai1ed to resistance to the fast steppers of St. financee for 1 hr. from 8: 0 0 to 9:00 would put her a rms a round him and continue their offensive, but when the Joseph's Prep. P. M. on the 10th day of October, 2035 say, "There, there, poor boy, don't cry; Frosh second tea m went into the game, Tamagno and Graham were the bul A. D." I love you." by run 53-yd. ul beautif a n o scored they warks of the La Salle defense. Daly, Pete jumps into a hand-opera ted The only thing he could answer, point extra the de a m lso a Adams, who St. Joseph's halfback, was best on the elevator, pushes No. 50 button, flashes "Gosh, I never met a nother girl like score: the with ended a s the game offense a nd accounted for two touch screaming through the shafts, and you, fairest." La Salle Freshmen, 27; La Salle Com downs; Burns also tallied. Jack Breen's hops out at floor 50. Following an Then she would say shyly (slyly : periods mercial, 0. Score by 0-27 educated toe got the best of the kick arrow pointing to the Treasurer's of- would be more like it), "You're the 14 0 L. S. F. .........13 ing duels, while Toner showed his 7- 7 blocking a nd running ability. The ab lice, he goes into a large room full oi only one tha t understands me." 0 0 L. S. C. ..... .... 0 stenographers. One snippy girl apAfter that all Pete could say w a s, The lineup: sence of Bill Farrell was noticeable proaches him and says, "Well, what?" "Those grafters,those politicians. They La Salle Frosh La Salle Commercial a nd we hope to see him back as soon ta x you for everything. If it wasn't "I wish to enter a complaint." Duval........ .Left end ........Adams as possible. Henry, who substituted "All complaints entered on the right; for the $1000 engagement tax and Keane ........Left Tackle .........Otis for Ta magno, also gave the Prep ball complaints not handled here," shE $5000 marriage tax, we'd have been Bennis .......Left Guard .......Tanner toters plenty of trouble. snaps. married long ago, wouldn't we?" J arkie ....... Center ..........Smith Prediger, La Salle's star end, inter Coming up to the counter on the "Yes, beloved." Kling . ...... Guard Right .. Cain ...... cepted a la teral and raced 63 yards for right he says to the secretary, "I paid Just then a cop stops them and belin n Cro ...... tackle Gibbons .....Right La Salle's only score. The kick was a doll a r for an all-night amusement lovvs, "One dollar fine for one-arm Murphy ......Right end ...Fitzpatrick blocked a nd the score was St. Joseph's -rate and only got a receipt for a-" -driving." Heaney..... Quarterback. ...O'Neill 44 to La Salle's 6. · "Oh, a complaint," breaks i n the When they reach Peg's house she Mathew Bonner .....Right halfback .... secretary; "if you have any complaints sa ys, "Good night, dear heart." Swoyer .....Left halfback ...McEurme about the recordometers, you· must fill "Good night, gal." Steingass ..... Fullback .....Filbasset �NOTHER DAY IN THE 21st out fo�m S2 4 06, and in ten day it will �, As he roa rs down the street to his First downs-La Salle Freshmen, be adJusted. CENTURY . a partment, he murmurs to himself, 13; La Salle Commercial, 4. ·"Aw,�ever. bother, 1!1adame, herE:,s a "T he next guy that taxes me is going Pete, otherwise officially known as buck; give me a receipt for all mght murdered." Peter NZ22, lived in a rather efficient a musements for two," he says to get NOTE . . He fin ally reaches his_ roo� and 1s age. Everything had system attached heatedly. . The cla ss basketball league is due m the process of throwmg J:i1s shoes to it. People's license numbers were "Taxes paid on the left, " she ba rks to get organized in the near future under the b�d. He says to h1ms_elf as in place of names. For people viciously and goes about her work. Watch the bulletin board for further used over 21 there was a tax of one cent "Aw nuts you doughhead " Pete all he tumbles m bed tha_t no one Will get informa tion. on such minor actions a s sleeping in but mutters' to her, and we�t over to another dollar from h1� by taxes. And so he slumb�rs off mto a peaceful bed, eating mea ls, having recreation, the counter on the left. sleep. Then �ike a thunderbolt !ro� a smoking, entering public thoroughfare, -"Th a t will be ten cents extra charge TO LA SALLE BOWS cleai: sk he is awakened by a , brrmg and holding social affairs. Everyone's for personal contact." K NORTHEAST CATHOLIC actions were kept under constant ob "Aw rats," beefs Pete. "If they brrrmg. servatio omeone S _ n by billions at the d�or. He gets up, of tiny automatic sec its you don't hook one ered hook they you way La Salle High encount ond setback in as many starts when television devices. As soon as a crime another." Then he leaves the building slides a coat over himself and opens thethey met the powerful North Catholic was observed, a bell rang in the local the way he came in. Paying his street tax, he sails down A FEDERAL OFFICER says, "That Falcons at the Phillies' Ball Park. Led police station and the criminal's num by Ed Swope the Falcons found unex ber a ppeared on a screen together with B�_echer Avenue .to the girl friend's will be seventy-five cents, plus-gulp a map showing by a red line the loca apartment. He step1s out of the altro- -ugh- " pected opposition until l ate in the sec ond period, when Swope crashed tion of the criminal. Hence the old mob!le and hears a n '_'Oo hoo " ten "Big Murder in Cheltenham," rang across the line for the winners' initial folk song of the 21st Century, "Crime stones up. The first thmg you know, out the headlines. Never P a ys." point. extra he , . dashes . . the through the fro n added t door, up also he score; . Since the first half of the 20th Cen the stairs faster tha n an elevator, and . Don t thmk for o�e mmute that th'.s Before. the final whistle blew the ag 1s the end. There is a lesso n to tJ:i1s gressive Falcon had piled up 33 points. tury the world had undergone many somehow or another lands before HER s�ory. I_t shows ��at after all \\'.1th . La Salle's only score came in the last political revolutions. The United States a partment. "My big ice man," she sighs affec- high h�mg �onditions comes high quarter, when making the most of had had very trying times in a strug taxes, high pnces, a pure dependence North Catholic's fumble on their six gle with Ja pan. All true Americans tionately, which is an expression of on money, weakness _0f body and weakyard line. McLaughlin, La Salle's of the 21st Century thrilled at the that time meaning big moment, when ness of mor'.1ls. 1?emg s?rrounde� by . quarterback, toted the ball into the thought of General Harry Newnam's she opens the door. a \l kmd � o! mvent10ns, tnck machm_es, "Ah, what a sweet girl you are!" end zone. Chick Prediger from punt last stand at the Battle of Philadel high bmldmgs and fast tran�portat10n On the other side of the card read: formation, ran the b all-for the longest phia (1958 A. D.). All American naval does ·not ma k� one any happier. T�ke run of the game up to the 25-yard line. and air bases had been cut to pieces "Not good after aforesaid date. $30 0 the Hungar'.an, Bohem1ai:, Swiss, Tait played his usual stellar game at by Japan's superhetrocosef!ous ray fine or imprisonment or both for the Gre k, Sca!1dm�v1._an and Ir!s?. They . guard, while Bill Farrell shone on the machines, which also had taken mil sale or transfer of this permit. Act don �t live m h�gh-hat conditions, a�d defense at tackle. The game was hard lions of lives. The remaining reserve of Council' 2015' Section 3lSG." yet they are Just a s proud of their forces headed for Philadelph d n a score, ia, ? where lop-sided fought despite the "D arn_ ( ._) the l1:1ck!" gro�1ls Pete, land as we are of ours. The ancient under " the leadership of Salle the La intrepid the during the first quarter tha t damn machme doesn t work. Galls didn't have to worry about boys started a determined march to Newnam, they were whipped into Tha t crazy Treasurer's a crook. He money like we do. The streams were sh a pe. were the North Catholic goal and �xes t�ose machines. � �onna put full of fish and the forests full of deer. "The last death ray disabled, sir," 1� a k ck at the o ce; I'this stopped when a pass was intercepted s the la st If the G aul couldn't pay his tax, he � ) , lispe� , the general's orderly. "I think, time I 11 vote for him. by Lawler. Mallon and Palmer starred saw the chief about it. The chief knew sir, it would be advisa ble to surrender." •for the victorious Falcons. him and would make it easier for him. "Come on in, dearest." "Me surrender, a Newnam, like 0 6- 6 0 La Salle . ... . . .. 0 "You honor me, my beautiful one." One must not believe a ll that ·Caesar 6-33 Heck (?) I'll surrender!" the brave 6 North Catholic ... 0 21 "Oh dear, it seems so long since I writes about the Gauls, because, since general thundered. "This little army the Romans were imperialists, it was is brave; they wouldn't be disgraced. saw you last." One can readily tell from their con- the custom of their writers to make all Kill the' first m a n who mention ARTS ST s SQUAD sur L BASKETBAL versation that their love is at its high- other nations seem inferior to Rome. render." Romans were more "four flushers " who PRACTICE But how could a small force of est pitch. "Step into my car, peechy-weechy; finally fell through. 20, 000 men High lle a S armed La the with 15th light machine On October Therefore it comes to this conclu·: basketball squad started its initial guns stand up against 500,000 armed shall I help you on with your coat?" In the next minute they are before sion that this so-called modern scien drills in the gymnasium under the able with all the agents of destruction tutelage of Coach "Obie " O'Brien, star known? They did! Yes, with the aid the Charles Prediger Theatre. Admis- tific advancemet in m any cases is not basketball player a t West Catholic and of a surprise attack by the Pan-Amer sion for each is $1.00, plus fifty cents progress, because men a re none the Temple University. Obie is greatly ican Union they fought every enemy gate tax. In they.go, poor Pete all lit ha ppier for it. The ancient Gaul was .as happy as we are. pleased with the turnout and expects from the country .in six months. ·After up like a Christmas tree.
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great things of the team this year. From last year's squad, Captain Mc Tear, _Rogers and ·O!Toole,.are back, and at the close of the,:football season, Gr�h�m and McLaughlin are expected to JOm the squad. The Junior Varsity is being coached by Mr. Toner an ex La Salle High luminoary. Ed Krupa a newcomer, is pointing for the reguiar center berth, while Carrol, captain of last year's J. V. team, is displaying great .ability and _ looks like varsity ma terial. The Jumo r Varsity ii, also looking forward to a successful sea son, with the return of many of last yea r's stars. Coa�h �'Brien graduated from West �a thohc m 1928, where he played var �ity b_ asketba_ll for _ three years. Dur mg :ius matnc�lation at Temple Uni versit_y he achieved wide recognition for his basketball playing, graduating from there in 1933. Last season o_ur b asketball team made a fin� showmg against teams in the Catholic League, and as we have a lmost the same combination back, we a re not pr�sumptuous in lookin g for them to fimsh near the top.