I'm Saving the Planet, Believe Me: A Parody of Donald Trump Fixing the Environment
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In this rollicking satire, Donald Trump takes on the monumental task of saving the planet from environmental disaster You will make an uproarious journey through an alternative reality where Donald Trump, armed with boundless confidence and questionable expertise, singlehandedly rescues the planetCombining absurdity with humor, the book parodies environmental debates and Trumps largerthanlife persona Trumps solutions include: Building a Great Ocean Wall to stop rising sea levels its going to be huge Launching Trump Solar Panels and planting Trump Trees, the best energy and greenery youve ever seen Urging Californians to move to Ohio, where real Americans know how to win Taming the Environmental Protection Agency, finally putting an end to the nonsense Siphoning water from the Great Lakes to quench the thirsty West like nobodys ever done before Picking up the trash left by immigrants and Democratsyes, its unbelievable Establishing the big, beautiful Trump National Park, a masterpiece for the nation Slapping tariffs on foreign imports of lumber, electric cars, and farm products, because we must always put America first And ending free moonlightsomething only Trump could think of!Traveling the globe, he meets with world leaders in ways that have never been seen He offers to buy Greenland to protect its icean absolutely brilliant move He gets Vladimir Putin to stop pumping dirty oil in exchange for a magnificent MAGA hat, and he helps the UK defeat those ugly windmills He persuades rainforest countries to rethink what they get from biodiversity He wins his debate with Greta Thunberg on climate change, and he teams up with Elon Musk to send nuclear waste into spacesimply out of this world!In the end, he declares the planet saved, celebrates the incredible Trump Day, and unveils his face on Mount Rushmore for all to admireThis comedic tourdeforce is a mustread for anyone who loves topnotch political humor Believe me Tremendous!