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Holiday Happenings & Seasonal Shopping Guide

Publisher Lisa Durbin Creative Director Jon Bill Forrester Managing Editor Peggy Gale Distribution Herbie Durbin Jon Bill Forrester Entertainment Coordinator Andreax Jarre Public Relations Correspondent Lee Lee Williams

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Volume 03 Issue 107

04 Spotlight 05 Celebrate a Magical Christmas at Rocky Mount 06 5 Tips for Getting Kids Involved in Holiday Traditions 06 Beezwax 07 Tri-Cities Nightlife 08 Puzzle Page 09 Pets of the Week 10 Craft Your Own Holiday Gift Tags in Three Easy Steps 10 Local Christmas Parades 11 Things To Do 12 Tri-Cities Faces and Places

Contributing Staff

13 JCFD Encourages Familes to Use

Andy Ross Kathie Scalf

Safe Heating Procedures

Ken Silvers Wendy Hayden Ann Hartley

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16 Discover the Tennessee Night

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PUBLISHER Hello Friends!

This cold air is sure making it feel more like Christmas every day! I hope everyone is staying warm. Am I the only parent that struggles with her kids, especially the boys wanting to wear shorts to school?! It drives me crazy!

Why in the world do they want to wear shorts and a hoodie? Sorry but I just had to get that off my chest. How is your Christmas shopping going? Do not let this wonderful time of remembering baby Jesus turn into stress about money and shopping. When you are ready to shop I would highly suggest you shop local as much as possible. Whatever you are doing this week I pray you are warm, safe and happy!

Have a great week!

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Social Sentiments: Your Different World

19 Tea Time with Appalachian Barbie:

Introduction to Cava 21 Pop Life Oppenheimer 23 Batteries Not Included: Trouble in Burbank

Love, Lisa Durbin Publisher

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Johnson City

SUNDAY Dec 10th

TUESDAY Dec 5th

Rheva & Keegan’s Irish Fiddle Tunes 5:30pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub

Johnson City, TN

Old Time Jam 5:00pm at Yee-Haw Brewing Company Brim & Marci Leal 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza WEDNESDAY Dec 6th

Bristol, TN/VA Bristol TN/Va WEDNESDAY Dec 6th Wrong Shoes 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House If Birds Could Fly 8:30pm at Bristol Casino Bar Thursday Dec 7th Vaden Landers 6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar FRIDAY Dec 8th

Rheva & Keegan’s Irish Fiddle Tunes 5:30pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub HB Beverly 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza THURSDAY Dec 7th

Retroville & Full Sirkle 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar Abingdon, Va Abingdon, VA

Kingsport Kingsport, TN

Sunday Dec 10th

FRIDAY Dec 8th

Josh Bowes 2:00pm

Lightnin’ Charlie 7:00pm at Gypsy Circus Cider Company Shooter Band 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar SATURDAY Dec 9th Chancellor Lawson 7:00pm at Gypsy Circus Cider Company

at Abingdon Vineyards

Elizabethton, TN Elizabethton Friday Dec 8th Jason Edwards 8pm at 19e Pitstop

Jason Mychaels 6:30pm at Rocks Wood FIred Pizza Scott Miller 7:00pm at the Down Home FRIDAY Dec 8th Jeff Lane 6:30pm at Rocks Wood FIred Pizza

Boombox6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar Cody Fair 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Blue Mountain Saints 7:00pm at Delta Blues BBQ Corey Snowden 8:00pm at The Corner SATURDAY Dec 9th

Scott Miller 7:00pm at the Down Home Cash Re-Visited 9:00pm at Wild Wing Cafe Big Son | Orbital Planes 10:00pm at Capone’s SATURDAY Dec 9th

Lauren Cole Band 7:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar

Anthony Wayne Vibe 7:00pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub

Alli Epperson 8:00pm at The Corner

Scott Miller 7:00pm at the Down Home

The Pharaohs 7:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar

Hillbilly Casino w/Sammy Guns 7:00pm at Capone’s

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Celebrate a Historical Christmas at Rocky Mount: Where Tennessee’s Story Began Embark on a unique and enchanting journey this holiday season at the Rocky Mount State Historic Site in Piney Flats, Tennessee. Our Candlelight Christmas Tours offer a rare opportunity to step back into the world of 1791, a year that marked a defining moment in Tennessee’s history. As the evening descends, the historic Cobb House, adorned in traditional 18th-century holiday decor, becomes a portal to the past, illuminated by the soft, warm glow of candlelight.

Delve into the Heart of Tennessee’s Heritage Historical Immersion: The tours are designed to fully immerse you in the lifestyle and traditions of Tennessee’s first frontier families. As you wander through the candlelit rooms of the Cobb

House, you’ll be transported to a time when Tennessee was on the cusp of statehood, and the Southwest Territory was abuzz with political and social activity.

Authentic Celebrations: Experience firsthand how Christmas was celebrated over two centuries ago. The decorations, the ambiance, and even the scents of the era are recreated to offer a truly authentic experience. Discover the Christmas traditions that Governor William Blount, his family, and the residents of Rocky Mount cherished during this festive season.

A Night of Historical Significance: Each room in the Cobb House tells a different story, reflecting the customs and daily life of the late 18th century. From the grandeur of the main hall, set for a festive feast, to the more intimate family quarters, every aspect of the tour is carefully

curated to provide a deep understanding of the era.

Continue the Celebration in Our Christmas Village After the tour, extend your historical adventure in our Christmas Village, located within our auditorium. This festive gathering spot offers a blend of modern holiday cheer and historical charm, where you can enjoy local crafts, tasty snacks, and memorable moments with Santa Claus.

Tickets must be purchased in advance on our website or by phone in order to attend. Our Candlelight Christmas tours will take place on the 8th, and 9th of December. Adults are $15, while children and seniors are $12.

Rocky Mount provides discounts for groups of ten or more, as well as Rocky Mount Historical

Association members.

Rocky Mount is accredited by the American Alliance of Museums. The Rocky Mount Historical Association operates the site under a contract with the Tennessee Historical Commission. For more information, please call 423-538-7396 or email rockymountmuseum@gmail.com.

Find us on Facebook at www.faceboook.com/ rockymountmuseum and @RockyMount TN on Twitter and Instagram.

The Rocky Mount State Historic Site is located at 200 Hyder Hill Road in Piney Flats, Tennesseejust off Highway 11-E, midway between Johnson City and Piney Flats.

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5 Tips for Getting Kids Involved in Holiday Traditions The holiday season is a magical time of year filled with cherished traditions that bring families together. And while gift-giving is one of the most beloved customs (especially for children), it can sometimes overshadow the true spirit of the season. Here are a few festive winter activities that focus on quality time together and spreading joy.

1. Spread Joy with Kid-Created Cards.

According to a recent survey from AmericanGreetings.com, nearly 90% of Americans say that season’s greetings bring them joy; and 92% say they specifically enjoy kids’ homemade cards. This year, eliminate the stress of planning holiday cards—and teach kids about spreading cheer—with the Creatacard app for iPad. The easy-to-use app from American Greetings allows kids to create, color and customize cards using virtual tools, including markers, photo frames, stamps and and stickers. Once complete, the greeting can be sent via email, text, or on social media. It’s a simple, cost-effective and personalized way to teach them about bringing joy to others.

2. Quality Time in the Kitchen.

Kids love sweet treats, so start involving them with baking and decorating traditional holiday goodies.

In addition to being an excellent way to spend time together as a family, the tradition teaches them cooking basics, like reading recipes and measuring ingredients. Be sure to make it fun with plenty of frosting and sprinkles, or even add some competition with a decorating contest. You can also pair this activity with a cozy movie night or deliver treats to neighbors and family members to teach the importance of kindness and giving.

3. Deck the Halls.

A perfect holiday tradition for the whole family to get involved in is the Christmas tree. Whether it’s a trip to pick out a real tree, or setting up an artificial one, you can make it an adventure from set-up to decoration. Plus, crafting homemade ornaments each year is the perfect kid contribution. Not only will they take pride in their creations, but each year will spark a bit of holiday nostalgia.

4. Interactive Christmas Countdown.

According to a recent survey, what do 94% of Americans say increases the excitement of the holiday season? Advent calendars. But this year, skip the paper versions and get the whole family engaged with the interactive Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar. The unique virtual calendar offers breathtaking illustrations of a fictional English country estate with exciting features unlocked daily in December. From a scavenger hunt to music, daily gifts, animated stories, books, games, creative activities, puzzles, and so much more, there, there’ something for everyone to enjoy and look forward to each day of the season.

5. Teach the Spirit of Giving. While it can sometimes be easier to do the holiday shopping yourself, involving kids in gift-giving can teach them the thoughtfulness behind selecting meaningful gifts. If you have a large family, consider a Secret Santa where everyone shops for one specific family member. This is also a good opportunity to help kids make homemade gifts with more sentimental value. For an added lesson, explain how to follow a budget and count money when at the store.

By incorporating these tips into your holiday traditions, you will create lasting memories, instill valuable lessons and celebrate the joy of giving with your family.

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NIGHTLIFE

WEDNESDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Pub Out Back (The Italian Pizza Pub) - Johnson City 7pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke Night at Wonderland Lounge and Bar - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Ron at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6:30pm Loudmouth Karaoke at Michael Waltrip Brewing Company - Bristol, VA on Wednesday, April 5th at 7pm THURSDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub - Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Wild Wings Cafe - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzeria - Johnson City, TN Karaoke at Tipsy Toad Tavern - Jonesborough, TN FRIDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Rainbow Asian Cuisine - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Sports Mill - Kingsport, TN 8pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm SATURDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with DJ Clyde and Prestige Entertainment at Macado’s -Kingsport, TN 9pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm

TRIVIA

TUESDAY Team Trivia at Wild Wing Café Johnson City TN DJ Trivia at Union Street Taproom Erwin, TN 5pm Trivia at The Corner Bar Bristol, VA 8pm Trivia at Aubrey’s Johnson City 7pm WEDNESDAY Trivia at Tipsy Toad Jonesborough, TN 7pm Trivia Night Mellow Mushroom Bristol, VA 7pm Trivia at Aubrey’s Bristol 7pm THURSDAY Mellow Trivia at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN- 7pm Trivia at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 7pm

BINGO

TUESDAY Singo at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 6:30pm

DJ NIGHT THURSDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

WEDNESDAY Bingo at Tipton Street Pub Johnson City, TN 9pm Singo at Holy Taco & Cantina Boones Creek, TN 8pm Blazin’ Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN 6pm

FRIDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

THURSDAY Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Bristol VA 6pm Singo at Aubrey’s Bristol 7:00 PM

SUNDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

SATURDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

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SODOKU

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Down 1. Critic with a handlebar 2. Grill on a patio 3. Beatles manager Brian 4. Unpaid staffers, usually 5. Tilt 6. Words in a Jack Nicholson title 7. Tax form IDs 8. Sport shoe feature 9. Airport landing hrs.

10. Good for making wire 11. Gofers' tasks 12. Hazardous insect 14. Kept the lid on 15. Not conquered

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ACROSS 1. Aussie lasses 8. Relinquished 13. Cool quality 14. Petri dish contents 16. Hold back 17. Size of a football field, roughly 18. Hidden fingerprints 19. Jordan, once 20. Cake finisher 21. Hanoi New Year 22. Vague baseball pos.

23. Entity 25. March Madness org.

27. Bad cholesterol letters 28. Lack of confidence 31. Ending with curt or her 32. Election hopeful 33. "Foucault's Pendulum"

writer 36. "Easy!"

24. Hackman of Hollywood 25. Counts

40. Former All-Star pitcher Robb 26. It might be organized 41. Scott in a famous court case 42. "Everytime ___ You" (Perry

29. Loss of courage

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30. Hairy humanoid

44. Indians, on a scoreboard 45. Arts deg.

33. Decorate with jewels

46. Lullaby word

34. Holm of "All About Eve"

47. Echo someone else's

35. Like Carter's presidency

social update 49. Turkish title of respect 52. Subscription charge 53. Short-bodied hunting dog 54. Narrow passages

37. Emily Dickinson's hometown 38. End a separation 39. Spouse's servile words

55. 1997 Morgan Freeman movie 43. Show positions, at the track 56. What daring ones may do to fate 57. Samplers

Answers to last week’s puzzles can be found on page 09.

45. Suit 48. Gift covering 49. "L'___ c'est moi" 50. Govt. disaster agency 51. End-of-wk. times

November is officially “Adopt a Senior Pet Month”! We have some animals that continue to be overlooked for their age and some animals have lived at our place for YEARS. We are not meant to be a home, only a BRIDGE to their new home.

There are 5 Holiday Snowmen hidden in this issue of The Loafer.

Can you find them all?

M it te n s This unique face belongs to 7 yr old Mittens and look at those green eyes. He can be a sweet and lovable cat and will greet you with multiple meows when he wants attention, but

when he’s had enough, he’ll let you know!!! Mittens has been neutered, UTD on vaccines and microchipped.

Bday 2/1/16

Last Week's Puzzle Answers Crossword

Cryptogram:

Dropquote:

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Meet Gucci . He is a 10 yr old Pointer that is so sweet, a cuddler and just wants affection. Gucci doesn’t care for small children, cats, or most dogs. He weighs 43 lbs, is healthy, leash trained and LOVES to go on walks, housebroken, neutered, current on vaccinations, microchipped

and is quite the lap dog. And how many older dogs will let you put props of them for pictures !! Won’t you be his hero and give this handsome gentleman a loving home to live out the rest of his life?

Birthday 4/16/13

If you are interested in adopting : The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Shelter 423-239-5237 • 2061 Highway 75 Blountville, TN Facebook: bridgehome

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"People grow old by deserting their ideals. "What a cunning mixture of Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up sentiment, pity, tenderness, and wrinkles the soul." irony surrounds adolescence."

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Craft Your Own Holiday Gift Tags in 3 Easy Steps Infusing a little DIY into gift-giving adds a nice, personal touch to the holiday season. One simple, but impactful project to try this year is creating your own gift tags. It’s the first thing recipients see, and a great way to add your signature style to the look of your wrapped presents.

To help you get started, art materials supplier Sakura of America is sharing these easy, three-step instructions for creating your own gift tags:

Offering unlimited possibilities for your gift tags, they’re available in 12 colors and three ink effects to write smoothly on an array of paper colors and types.

Hint: If you have dark, coated, matte or lightly colored paper stock, use a metallic or white Gelly Roll Retractable pen. If you have white or light uncoated paper stock, try a stardust (glitter) or classic Gelly Roll Retractable pen.

Punch a hole near the edge of the cardstock and thread twine or 1. Gather your materials. Here is what ribbon through. you’ll need to make your gift tags: • Archival, colorful pens, such as Gelly 3. Tag your gift. Take your threaded Roll Retractable pens gift tags and flip them over. Fill out the • Cardstock circles, stars, hearts and opposite side for your lucky recipients. other shapes Tie on to your presents for a personal, • A hole punch extra-thoughtful touch. Gift proudly!

• Twine or ribbon For more crafting and seasonal • Scissors inspiration, visit sakuraofamerica.com.

• Your creativity Using fun shapes and innovative colors, 2. Make your tags. Draw creative, you can handcraft something special seasonal designs on your cardstock this season for everyone on your list. shapes, like a snowflake or wreath, (StatePoint) using Gelly Roll Retractable pens.

Local Christmas Parades Friday 12-01-23 Gatlinburg, TN 10:30 pm

Friday 12-01-23 Damascus, VA 7 pm

Saturday 12-02-23 Johnson City, TN 10:30 am

Saturday 12-02-23 Kingsport, TN 6 pm

Sunday 12-03-23 Greeneville, TN 3 pm

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SATURDAYS ACOA (adult children of alcoholics) 1:30-3:00pm.

Call for info Bill 423-444-6107 or Cheryl 423-262-6149 THURSDAY DEC 7TH Farmers Market 10:00am at ETSU Pridewalk Storytime in the Park 10:30am at King Commons Park State of the Trail 6:00pm at Trek Bicycle FRIDAY DEC 8TH Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park SATURDAY DEC 9TH Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park St. Nicholas' Merry Marketplace 10:00am at Langston Centre Boomtown Improv!

8:00pmat Wallace Theatre

Best of Boston 8:00pm at Blue Ridge Comedy Club

BRISTOL

Nature: Wolf Howling 10:00am at Bays Mountain Park & Planetarium

WEDNESDAY DEC 6TH Open Mic Nite 8:00pm at Blue Ridge Comedy Club THURSDAY DEC 7TH “Van Gogh Play in the Snow” Canvas Class 6:00 PM at Kil'n Time Contemporary Ceramics

SATURDAY DEC 9TH Photos With Santa 1:00pm at Garrett Addington Board Game Night 5:00pm at Bristol Public Library Best of Boston 8:00pm at Blue Ridge Comedy Club

KINGSPORT THURSDAY DEC 7TH December Shop Late Thursdays! 5:00pm Downtown Kingsport FRIDAY DEC 8TH Blue Ridge Artisan DaysChristmas Bazaar 2:00pm at Kingsport Farmer’s Market SATURDAY DEC 9TH Blue Ridge Artisan DaysChristmas Bazaar 9:00am at Kingsport Farmer’s Market

WEDNESDAY DEC 6TH SUNDAY DEC 10TH IBN BIz Lunch 11:30am Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon at The Black Olive Community Center SATURDAY DEC 9TH PINEY FLATS Jonesborough Farmers FRI DEC 8TH - SAT DEC 9TH Market 8:00am Candlelight Christmas Tours at Downtown Jonesborough 4:30pm at at Rocky Mount Historic Jonesborough Town Tour 1:00pm at Chester Inn State Historic Site State Historic Site ELIZABETHTON Old Jonesborough Cemetery SATURDAY DEC 9TH Tours 2:30pm at Heritage Alliance Elizabethton Christmas Parade Jonesborough Christmas 6:00pm at Downtown Elizabethton Parade 6:00pm at Downtown Jonesborugh Christmas at Covered Bridge Park & Storytime with Santa ABINGDON, VA 8:00pm at Covered Bridge Park WEDNESDAY DEC 6TH BLOUNTVILLE Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon FRIDAY DEC 8TH Community Center Festival of Trees FRIDAY DEC 8TH 1:00pm at Old Deery Inn Movies for Adults 2:00pm Christmas Market 3:00pm at Washington County Public Library at Blountville Library

JONESBOROUGH TUESDAYS Jonesborough Storytelling Guild “Stories n’More” Show 7:00pm at The Intl. Storytelling Center To be featured in The Loafer's Things to Do email us at: theloaferonlineprint@gmail.com or call 423-930-7319

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With temperatures forecasted to fall into the teens this evening, many residents will crank up the heat. Half of home heating fires are reported during the months of December, January and February. The National Fire Protection Association reports that heating equipment is one of the leading causes of home fire deaths. The Johnson City Fire Department wants to ensure homes are warm and safe during the frigid winter months.

“By following a few simple safety tips, you can prevent most home heating fires from happening,” said Chief David Bell. “Smart home heating procedures can save lives.”

SAFETY TIPS · Keep anything that can burn at least 3 feet away from heating equipment. · Turn portable heaters off when leaving a room or going to bed. · Get a qualified professional to inspect heating equipment and clean chimneys every year.

· Always use the fuel specified by the manufacturer for fuel-burning space heaters. · Never use the oven to heat your home. · Make sure fireplaces have a sturdy screen to stop sparks from flying into the room. · Install and maintain smoke and carbon monoxide alarms.

Chief Bell advises the community to be prepared in case a fire breaks out at their home, “Make sure you have a home fire escape plan and practice it.

Once you are outside, never go back into a burning home.”

The JCFD is dedicated to helping ensure your safety. If you cannot afford smoke alarms for your home or need help installing them, contact us at 423-975-2840 or: jcfd.wufoo.com/forms/smokedetector-request-form/.

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Parade Season is here.

Here is a list of Christmas Parades for December.

Friday 12-01-23 Gatlinburg, TN 10:30 pm Friday 12-01-23 Damascus, VA 7 pm Saturday 12-02-23 Johnson City, TN 10:30 am Saturday 12-02-23 Kingsport, TN 6 pm Sunday 12-03-23 Greeneville, TN 3 pm Thursday 12-07-23 Bristol, TN/VA 7 pm Saturday 12-09-23 Bluff City, TN 5 pm Saturday 12-09-23 Elizabethton, TN 6 pm

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5. The Super Soaker was designed and invented by a NASA engineer.

6. The average adult spends

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Discover the Tennessee Night Sky Trail Discover the Tennessee Night Sky Trail: An Unforgettable Stargazing Adventure The Northeast Tennessee Tourism Association is thrilled to unveil the Tennessee Night Sky Trail, an enchanting journey that invites stargazing enthusiasts and nature lovers to explore the celestial wonders of the region. With nine unique viewing areas, this trail promises an unforgettable adventure filled with aweinspiring beauty.

Immerse yourself in panoramic vistas atop majestic mountains, serene lakesides, and historic downtowns that make up the Tennessee Night Sky Trail. Each location has been carefully selected to provide optimal conditions for experiencing the wonders of the universe.

Whether you are a seasoned astronomer or simply seeking a moment of tranquility, this trail has something for everyone including travel itineraries for each nearby city.

One of the highlights of the Tennessee Night Sky Trail is its accessibility. Eight out of the nine recommended viewing areas offer opportunities for open stargazing including spaces for wheelchair access.

Notably, the iconic observation deck at the Tri-Cities Airport provides a unique vantage point for fans to observe the night sky, as well as aircraft and mountain views.

For more information about the Tennessee Night Sky Trail and to start planning your celestial adventure, visit the official website at TnNightSky.com.

Here, you will find detailed information about each viewing area, including interactive maps, tips for stargazing, and additional resources to enhance your experience.

Northeast Tennessee Tourism is dedicated to promoting the region’s natural beauty and unique attractions.

The Tennessee Night Sky Trail is just one of the many initiatives aimed at showcasing the wonders of Northeast Tennessee. So, grab your telescope or simply lay back and gaze at the stars – the Tennessee Night Sky Trail awaits!

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patterns. The websites you visit and the products you search for are all collected in a database that creates relevant social Your feed reflects the world as media ads targeted specifically you choose to see it. You have to your tastes. Traditional control over which sources you advertising may show you receive content from, which may vary greatly from anyone irrelevant products or services based on your area, whereas else in your circle. You can choose from a variety of news social media advertising is sources and see different life targeted specifically to your updates from friends. You may interests and needs. see news first or hear about it from others who have chosen Social media algorithms provide different news sources. You the ability to change the look may see positive or negative and feel of your feed as your updates, but your feed reflects world changes. Periodically the current state of your world. assess your news sources, Unlike traditional advertising friends lists, and advertising that shows a specific ad to preferences to ensure that your a whole viewing area, social feed accurately depicts the media advertising is targeted based on web browsing world you wish to see.

Have you ever stopped to notice that your social media feed has a whole different feel than the people around you?

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Tis the season for all things sparkling! Whether you’re hosting a holiday soiree for friends, family, employees, or simply ringing in the new year as a party of 1, sparkling wine is the perfect accompaniment.

And you don’t have to break the bank on pricey Champagne or – worse – settle for mass produced $4.99 bubbles from the local grocery store.

Cava is the underdog you might not have heard of, but for the sake of your budget and your taste buds, its time to get acquainted.

amounts of time to develop texture and flavor, and as the bottles are aging, a riddler is assigned to rotate the bottles by hand in the racks every single day, until eventually they’re completely upside down and the lees have fallen to the neck. At that point, the bottles are placed neckdown into a freezing liquid which causes the lees to freeze into a solid mass, the metal cap is removed and the pressure from the CO2 shoots the solid lees out of the bottle in a process known as “disgorgement.” Finally, to refill what was lost during disgorgement, a mix of wine and sugar is added back to the bottle and the bottles are corked, wired and labeled.

average bottle of good quality cava will run you $15-$25. But please, don’t reach for the first label you spot on your big box store shelf.

Sadly, the Cava region has been overpowered by a handful of large, powerful brands (like Freixenet) who mass produce low quality juices and distribute around the world. This would not be an exemplary bottle of fine Cava. Visit your closest specialty wine store and seek out bottles from low yield productions and small, family owned wineries. These people typically employee all organic farming practices and create outstanding wines made from love and tradition.

In spite of using different grapes, because both Champagne and Cava employee the traditional method of So what exactly is that secret aging on the lees, both wines take on traditional method that Josep the same fine, feathery bubbles and Raventos adopted from France? adapt flavors and aromas of creamy Basically, instead of fermenting wine Cava was first produced in Spain brioche, stewed fruits and butter. in a giant tank and adding CO2 to in 1872 by a man named Josep Cava has aging standards which create carbonation, the traditional Raventos. During a visit to the denote the various classifications, method is a 2-step process that Champagne region of France, he but basically, the younger the wine, requires 2 fermentations and months familiarized himself with their the lighter, crisper and more fruity it of hand-turning the bottles. It is the methods of producing beautiful will taste. Alternatively, the longer oldest, costliest and most laborious sparkling wines. This was also the it ages on the lees, it will take on time when phylloxera was decimating production method for sparkling more of those rich yeasty flavors like wine; however, it is also the most grape vines around the world. biscuit, butter, mushroom, dried appreciated and is thought to (Phylloxera was a louse invasion that figs and apricots, and even nuts. produce the highest quality juice on almost singlehandedly destroyed Basic Cava must age a minimum of the market. grape vines around the world during 9 months, Reserva a minimum of 18 the 1800s.) Seeing an opportunity First, grapes must be picked fairly months, Gran Reserva will spend at to fill the gaps in the market and early in the season to reserve their make some money, Josep figured he acidity. The various varietals are then least 30 months on the lees and a new designation called Paraje Calificado could use the native grapes growing fermented in separate tanks to create (or qualified location) must spend at in his hometown that weren’t being various base wines, and then those least 36 months aging. affected by the disease and apply the base wines are blended to create same techniques to create sparkling In addition to levels of aging, there the perfect cuvee and then bottled. wine that was as good, if not better, are also various terms for levels of Once bottled, yeast and sugars are than what was coming out of sweetness. The majority of what is on added and the bottles are capped Champagne…and he wasn’t wrong. with a metal enclosure like you would the market here will be labeled Brut Nature which is the driest, Extra Brut, find on a standard beer bottle. The While there are a coupe of different then Brut which can have up to 12g of trapped yeasts inside will begin regions for Cava in Spain, the vast sugar per liter. a secondary fermentation which majority (95%) comes from the creates CO2 and ultimately bubbles. We all know Champagne can be As the yeasts die they remain as solids some of the most expensive wines inside the bottle and become what is in the world. However, you can find incredibly beautiful, vintage Gran known as “lees.” The wine will age Reserva Cavas for around $30. The in the bottle on the lees for various

I hope this gives you some inspiration for the holidays! Bubbles can pair with practically any food, and of course are a staple on their own for toasts and celebrations. Now that you know what you’re looking for, you can explore some exciting new flavors for the season. Cheers!

Cava in its simplest definition is sparkling wine from Spain produced in the traditional method (or “methode traditionale”.) Due to it’s close proximity to France and the use of this method of production, it is strikingly similar to Champagne in taste and aroma but comes with a much more affordable price tag.

Penedes region in Catalonia. Located near Barcelona in the Northeast of Spain, specifically the village of Sant Sadurni d’Anoia is responsible for practically every Cava you will find on the shelf. Contrary to champagne who uses Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and Meunier, the native grapes primarily grown in this region that are authorized for use in Cava wines are Macabeo, Xarel.lo and Parellada.

Additionally, in 1986, the use of Chardonnay was permitted due to its easy growing capacity, intense aroma and versatility. There are also some red grapes authorized for use in Cava wines; Red Garnacha (grenache), Trepat, Monastrell, and Pinot Noir can all be added to create beautiful rose bubbles.

XO - Kathie

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"Oppenheimer" is one of those films that makes you realize how little you actually know about physics unless you study or have studied in that field.

So director Christopher Nolan presented us with "physics 101" in the biographical thriller. Of course we all know how this film dominated the summer box office with the "Barbie" film, with the two making unusual cinema pals.

The film first introduces us to J. Robert Oppenheimer (Cillian Murphy) as a 22-year-old doctoral student under the instruction of experimental physicist Patrick Blackett (James D'Arcy) at the University of Cambridge in England. While at Cambridge,.

Oppenheimer becomes homesick and suffers anxiety while dealing with his required lab work, leading him to almost carry out an unfortunate action against his professor. Despite his unhappiness, Oppenheimer is recommended to study theoretical physics in Germany, where he finally completes his PhD. After completing his studies in Germany, Oppenheimer returns to the U.S. and begins teaching at the University of California in Berkeley and the California Institute of Technology.

While teaching, he meets his future wife Katherine "Kitty"

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Puening (Emily Blunt), a biologist and ex-communist, and later has an affair with a member of the Communist Party USA Jean Tatlock (Florence Pugh). Thus, Oppenheimer is intelligent in the world of physics, but lacks such in his personal life. In 1938 when they discovered Nazi Germany had made tremendous progress in nuclear fission, Oppenheimer and his colleagues strive to replicate their results. Then we jump to 1942, when Oppenheimer is recruited by U.S. Army General Leslie Groves (Matt Damon) to lead the Manhattan Project in order to develop an atomic bomb before the Nazis, but not before he declares he has no communist connections or sympathies. Being Jewish, Oppenheimer is especially anxious to develop the bomb before the Nazis and recruits a top notch scientific team to help in the endeavor. Eventually the scientists are successful in their creation of the bomb, but after Germany surrenders many question the need for the weapon, but Oppenheimer believes use of the bomb will quickly end the ongoing war in the Pacific.

Oppenheimer and Alfert Einstein (Tom Conti) had discussions about the destruction of the entire Earth if the bomb is used. Despite their concern, the bomb passes the Trinity test (the first detonation of a nuclear weapon), and President Harry S. Truman (Gary Oldman) orders the bomb to be dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan. The resulting devastation leads Japan to surrender, and forces Oppenheimer in the public eye, where he is dubbed "father of the atomic bomb". However, he is haunted by the immense destruction and mass fatalities, and recommends Truman restrict further nuclear weapon development, but is dismissed by Truman. Oppenheimer's stance against further nuclear weapon

development is not popular in Washington, and he comes under attack by AEC Chairman Lewis Strauss (Robert Downey, Jr.), as tensions rise in the Cold War between the U.S. and the Soviet Union. Strauss is part of a hearing which is intended to eliminate Oppenheimer's political influence, and it does not end well for one of the gentlemen. The film is fascinating and tense, even though at times you feel as if you are taking a course in physics. All the actors are superb, and expect Oscar to come calling during

awards season. Downey, Jr. was especially effective as the slimy and underhanded Strauss, and made you almost jeer him. Murphy was perfectly cast in the lead role, and dominated the screen in his scenes. Director Nolan has created another masterpiece to go along with his excellent filmography.

"Oppenheimer" is a perfect film for history buffs and those who love quality cinema. (Rated R)

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Over the years there have been many studio executives who have managed to fail upward and mismanage things.

But over this year the CEO of Warner Brothers Discovery, David Zaslav, has managed to develop a reputation as maybe the worst person to ever run a major motion picture studio. If you follow film chatter online then you’re no doubt aware that earlier this month Warner Brothers announced a completed movie starring Jon Cena called “Coyote vs. Acme” was to be shelved for tax break purposes.

Almost immediately, people who worked on the film shared their heartbreak on Twitter by also sharing pictures and behind-the-scenes footage of what we were going to be missing out on. The film was to be a live-action movie featuring the characters who have been the crown jewels of the Warner Brothers lexicon, the Looney Tunes. “Coyote vs. Acme” is premised around our old friend Wile E. Coyote finally suing the Acme corporation after decades of their products constantly backfiring on him in his endless pursuit of the Roadrunner.

Among the highlights shared was a reel of impressive practical effects, stunt work, and a very fun clip from the film’s composer who showed an

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entire choir singing classical music but all in “meep meeps.” It sounded like it was going to be a fun movie and potentially a big box-office hit.

Yet, Warner Brothers shelved it for a 30 million dollar tax break. It’s not the first time they’ve done this under the Zaslav reign. Notably, a film based on “Batgirl” that was close to completion was shelved, and a new movie with the characters from “Scooby Doo.” I can not think of a time this has ever happened, it’s downright like the plot out of Mel Brooks’ comedy classic “The Producers” where an unscrupulous Broadway producer purposely tries to make a stage show that will flop so he and his partner can keep all the money they over raised for it. It’s also heartbreaking to me to think of all the people who worked hard on these films, only to have their work placed on a shelf to rot.

Perhaps the most famous example of this strange management is how Zaslav earlier this year made an appearance at the Turner Classic Movies film festival and talked of his love at being the head of Warner Brothers, and his love for movies.

Turner Classic Movies is the fiercely beloved cable channel owned by Warner Brothers which has been the north star for years in celebrating the rich heritage of movies and, to a larger scope, film literacy and preservation.

This is why it was very odd after reissuing the protective fan base of TCM how much he cares, he then promptly began to gut the staff, including Charles Tabish, the longtime programming director who shaped the network into what is today. The backlash to this was fierce and vocal. David Zaslav was requested to speak on the phone

by Steven Spielberg and Martin Scorsese, who feared what it meant for the network.

Can you imagine failing so badly at your job that two of America’s greatest filmmakers sent you a note that said “See me?” Though much of the TCM staff didn’t return, Tabish was rehired. Fans still fear for the

future of TCM, but as of now, it appears to be holding on. So what of the reaction to the shelving of “Coyote vs. Acme?” For one thing, several filmmakers contacted their representatives and told them to cancel planned meetings with the studio, as why work hard on a movie just to have some suits in a stuffy office and stick it on a shelf forever?

However, WB has reversed its position on “Coyote vs. Acme” and is allowing the filmmakers to shop the movie around to another distributor. This is, frankly, a massive embarrassment. Warner Brothers is going to allow another studio to release a movie starring their most iconic characters, the Looney Tunes.

When you think of Bugs Bunny you think of Warner Brothers. Art and commerce have always clashed, but I’ve never seen, or read, of a studio being run like this before.

We live in a weird time when it comes to American movies. That’s one reason why I advocate so

passionately for education, physical media, and igniting a love of movies early. The tapestry that is movies is wide and varied. You can love “Casablanca,” “Halloween,” and “Plan 9 from Outer Space” equally.

You can be OK with one of them being an Oscar-winning defining classic, and the others being cult movies. There is room for it all and one does not cancel out the other.

I’ve talked of how the mainstream’s “abandonment” of physical media means that the nerds are taking over and we are having a blast with it. This is true, but I do fear the day when we just are OK with movies being on some nameless streaming service for maybe a week if we are lucky. I love movies, and I want to see them thrive, I don’t like it when a studio celebrating it’s 100th anniversary looks like it’s being gutted for a quick buck by someone who previously ran HGTV. It’s a sad state of affairs, and I hope it changes soon. See you next week

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