tips for the new rich of the developing world
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learnt from dating a Westerner – in this case English – to first get a Westerner to date. How to solve this problem? The best method is failure. Date a very ugly Westerner. Dating a very ugly Westerner will allow you to improve your language skills before moving onto sweeter honey. An ugly ex-lover (or ‘ex’) also provides good conversation for future dates. Be honest about having had many lovers: very few Westerners want to be your ‘first’. Most Westerners prefer you have had other lovers. In love as with jobs: experience is a plus. A second option is to get Western friends before getting a date. Your Western friends may not be able to give you as much free time on you as a lover would, but they do help beginners evade the Catch 22. A third method is to tell the truth about your wish to learn English and offer to trade language lessons with the attractive Western person. Your lack of language means that you will always say exactly what you mean as you do not have the words to sugar coat any responses. The trouble is greatest for those who speak little English to start with. If your English too weak to read this book, then a translated version should be ready soon. And if this ‘simple English’ version is too easy, please buy the ‘full English’ version that has been sold in Western countries. The book is sold in the West not as a dating guidebook but as a humorous study that allow Western people to laugh at their own silliness.
To get a visa to live in their country Westerners know that being able to live in two countries is good. They also know that if you get married and it seems to be a true marriage, then you are allowed to live in the country of the other person as well as your own country. This does not mean that you should offer to marry the next Westerner that you see because they may only want to live in other Western countries. Early in the relationship, you must learn if your partner is a