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12 – 18 April 2016 ★ Issue 774

LORD OF THE MANOR Batcheller Monkhouse Chartered Surveyors showcase period living page 11

SPRING SEASON Parsons Son & Basley announce new auctions PROJECT BRIGHTON Katie Yeomans, Trans awareness campaigner speaks

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LH CONTENTS BRITISH AIRWAYS i360/ BUILDING OPINIONS Helping young people go far at the British Airways i360, and an update on Portslade Brewery

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THE ISSUE Andrew Kay explains all about Latest TV’s Latest Homes Live ‘I Want To Live Here!’

The balancing act of holidays and property management, and technicolour Saltdean

PROJECT BRIGHTON/CITY PLANNER Katie Yeomans, Trans awareness campaigner speaks, and the South Downs National Park dilemma

The chartered surveyors are to the manor born with this stunning property

LETS Ahmed Khalil explains his Rent Guarantee scheme

AUCTIONS Parsons Son & Basley’s spring auction arrives

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BUILDING OPINIO NS ROBERT NEMETH

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> Helping young people aim high and go far

> Portslade Brewery update

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e are building part of the city’s future and it has always been part of our vision to inspire the next generation to aim higher and go further. This is why I’m proud to announce that we will be partnering with local charity TDC (Trust for Developing Communities) to support their projects for children and young people in the city.

In some areas of Brighton and Hove, more than half of all children are living in poverty and the city has some of the most deprived wards in the country. We have already committed to giving every child who attends a state school in Brighton and Hove a free visit to British Airways i360 once during their school career.

We hope our partnership with TDC can help make a positive difference for young people in Brighton and Hove.

The first step in our partnership is that we will be auctioning some of the graffiti painted hoardings from our construction site to raise money for TDC, which the artists – including local legend Aroe – have kindly agreed to. www.britishairwaysi360.com Twitter/Instagram: @ba_i360 Facebook: British Airways i360

“ We will be

partnering with local charity TDC to support their projects for children ”

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specifically recall walking through Portslade Old Village with Nicholas Boles, the current Minister for Skills, when he was attempting to become the Member of Parliament for Hove back in 2004. He remarked that the top floor of the building that was then home to Le Carbone would be his ideal constituency home if he were to win in 2005.

What is the top floor today is in fact an extension. The original building, constructed as Portslade Brewery in 1881

by John Dudney, had a fine French­style roof with dormer windows and chimneys. It was replaced with an extra floor in the 1920s. So many changes have been made over the years that exploring the building today, in its derelict state, is quite an experience.

Described as ‘cathedral­like’, Portslade Brewery certainly towers above all around it. The yellow­brick six­storey Victorian structure, with its characteristic chimney and outbuildings, certainly underpins the character of Portslade Old Village. Many wonder what form the inevitable residential development scheme will take. Seeing inside now was an opportunity not to be missed.

The 249ft­deep well is the stuff of local legend. It is still there and perfectly accessible. The room beside the base of the chimney is cavernous and coal­lined. An open lift shaft goes from top to bottom, as does a rather hectic spiral staircase. It is surprisingly tidy within, though paint peels off walls, and whiteboards list daily office duties. I have yet to see the roof and basement.

If the owners, Peker Holding, get their plans right, there is potential to do something quite incredible. Once concerns about parking have been addressed, they’ll be close enough. I can’t wait to see the top flats – the views will be astounding. www.buildingopinions.com

“ There is potential

to do something quite incredible ”

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THE ISSUE

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f you haven't seen it yet then do tune in to Latest TV to watch Latest Homes Live ‘I Want To Live Here!’, the televisual version of the city's favourite property magazine.

Now in series two, and with brand new presenters and format, the programme is designed to show you some of the best properties on the market both to sell and to rent right now.

Each week I am joined by my co­presenter Nelda Pereira who goes out and about with her camera to find a variety of properties, from the bijou to the very grand. We are joined by the magazine's Commercial Manager Patrick Kneath, with a market and magazine update and his own view of some of the properties that we look at.

We are also joined by property expert Andy Garth and

visit his extraordinary archive at Brighton & Hove Stuff for Now & Then, a look at the history of the city’s development through property and society. Andy also joins in our property discussions.

We also have a special guest each week, a person from a variety of property related businesses, sales, rentals, law, finance, development… the list goes on and on.

Finally, you the public have an opportunity to send in your own property video. Make it on your phone or tablet, tell us and show us what you have to sell or want to buy or show us perhaps a building problem you are seeking a solution for. Whatever, please join us by watching Latest Homes Live I Want To Live Here on Freeview Channel 7 Or Virgin Media 159 At 1pm on Tuesday.

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he NHS, the Department of Health and the World Health Organisation all regard exposure to excessive mould as a threat to health. That’s why the Housing Health and Safety Rating System (HHSRS) has classified mould as a Category 1 health hazard. Living with mould can have a detrimental effect on the health which is why mould problems should be dealt with quickly and effectively.

Paint isn’t your solution.

As tempting as it may be, heading for the mouldy wall with a bucket of paint and a brush at hand isn’t going to solve the problem. In actual fact, painting over existing mould won’t kill it.

Painting over the mould is simply a waste of time and money, as mould will continue to grow, resulting in the continuous dispersion of mould spores. Even the thickest coats of paint won’t mask your mould trouble. Unless you invest in a proper and professional mould removal procedure, the mould will only just continue to grow! Out with the mould!

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S E L A T K O O B T N E R THE LANDLADY

NOW & THEN ANDY GARTH

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> The colour of Saltdean

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am currently lying by a rooftop pool in Dubai. It is a dirty job, but one that I feel obliged to do if no one else has the time... it is 11.30am and The Small Daughter is still in bed, taking teenage inertia to giddy new heights. Mind you, while I've been sleeping at night, she's been toiling away on group snap chats with her friends in the UK, who are of course on a different time zone, three hours behind. I know because I woke up briefly in the wee hours to see her giggling face lit up by her iPhone in the darkness. Still, she works hard at school, so who am I to curtail her holiday activities? Besides, I am happy to be installed by a pool with no housework to consider.

Since I've been here, there has been a minor debacle with my dwindling property empire in the UK, which I have no way of solving from here. In order to purchase my new flat in Havana, I'm having to sell one of my Hastings properties.

Although I have sent two front door keys to the estate agent (admittedly the first one went to the wrong address) I have just received an email saying neither of them work. I have told them to borrow the key from my letting agent, which seems to have fallen on deaf ears.

I shall just have to console myself with another visit to the tut emporium that is Victoria's Secret, the only lure guaranteed to raise the Small Daughter from her teenage slothdom. In a u­turn perhaps indicating that contempt can sometimes breed familiarity, even I have purchased a new strapless piece of pink scaffolding from said emporium and am threatening to have a ceremonial burning of the old one in our hotel room. The Small Daughter urged me not to “in case they think you're a feminist”. You can only imagine my response....

“ She takes teenage

inertia to giddy new heights ”

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riting for a glossy coloured magazine which is eye­ catching and vibrant with real photographed pictures has led me to this week to show you some late 1920s early 1930s coloured posters, advertising the merits, convenience and beauty of buying a new house in Brighton's seaside suburb of Saltdean.

These adverts are awash with colour and an early style of artist’s impression of what a new build area would look like.

The picture below is from a folded pamphlet which describes what a fantastic place it would be to live in and the benefits of still living close to Brighton – “Britain's Greatest Seaside Resort”.

Praise indeed considering it was around this time that the slum areas were still in existence in the town and Pinkie was slashing people at the racecourse... anyway I digress!

The poster at the top of the column is probably one of my best selling items in the shop and shows the proposed shape and semi rural design that pretty much exists today.

We can age this by the fact there were no plans in the early days for the Lido, but the Oval shape was kept and green areas mainly left as planned.

Both of these posters are available to buy in the shop at 28 Western Road Hove, Brightonandhovestuff@gmail.com

“ These adverts

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N O T H G I R B T C E J P RO areness campaigner aw Katie Yeomans, Trans

> On the journey of life

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rans campaigner Katie Yeomans, speaks to Latest TV’s Tim Ridgway, about her incredible journey as she transitioned from male to female. She’s now helping others in a similar situation.

You have a remarkable story to tell and have been on quite a journey!

That's right, I'm 63 years old and I've always been gay, which has nothing to do with transitioning. Back in 2014 a friend invited me to a fancy dress party and suggested that I dress up as a woman, so I agreed to do it for a laugh. I had never dressed as a woman before, having had no inclination whatsoever. I really enjoyed dressing up though, it felt right and I received some nice compliments at the party. A few weeks later, I started to question myself and my gender, so decided to pop along and see my GP, who referred me to a gender identity clinic, based in Exeter.

Once there I had three psychological assessments, but after the first one they were convinced that I am transgender. After two more assessments, I was referred to the medical team.

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A friend invited me to a fancy dress party and suggested that I dress up like a woman ”

Can you explain to people who may not know exactly what gender dysphoria is?

The only way to explain it in simple terms is to say that it’s when a person is born into the wrong body. I was born male, but in my mind and heart I’m female That was in 2014, two years later you're now receiving hormone treatment?

That's correct, I started my hormone treatment in July last year.

That seems like a very short amount of time. Having known other trans people in Brighton, I know that the transition can sometimes take 20 to 30 years. It seems as though you just couldn't wait to get the wheels in motion. Why was it so quick?

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clinic, I would continue being Katie. Everything was great, I had lots of support both from the medical profession and my family. I set myself goals in 2015 and stuck to every one of them. I changed my name in September 2014.

The following year I was issued with my UK Passport in my female gender, that was a huge milestone in my transition.

“ I want to inspire

other trans people to be proud of who they are ”

What has the reaction been like since you became Katie?

I have two sisters and a brother. One sister was fine, the other sister took a little while to get used to the idea. My brother lives in America and has seen pictures of Katie, he's spoken to me on the phone and is fine with it. I consider myself to be very lucky with family, as I know that many other transgender people have problems and are not accepted.

I've lost some friends because they weren't prepared to understand or to listen. But I have gained an awful lot of new friends. I live in Southsea in Portsmouth and am pretty well known in the community. When I had an article printed in a local newspaper about my life story, I had strangers come up to me in the street in order to congratulate me.

You are already quite well known through your career, you were a legal clerk at Crown Court?

I was what they call a logger, so I used to take down proceedings and keep a written log. I did this job for approximately 20 years and it was quite a high profile position.

What do you do now?

I was made redundant two years ago, due to the fact that electronic equipment was introduced that could do my job. I am now semi­retired, although 2016 has been extremely busy for me because of the campaign.

I started campaigning for trans awareness as I am passionate about the subject and also because I have been very lucky in comparison to other transgender people, in terms of being accepted by my family and the community I live in. Not everyone is as fortunate as me. The point I am making through campaigning, is to inspire others in my situation.

I want to tell them that yes, there are nasty people out there who will call you names in the street, I actually had a pint of beer thrown over me in a pub. But you have to get up, dust yourself off and move on. If you don't, you’re going to live an isolated life, which may cause a lot of mental health issues.

I want to inspire other trans people to be proud of who they are and not hide away in shame. I also want to inform the general public, some people have never met a transgender person. I'd like to talk to them and explain why I'm Katie. I've found the response incredible and I feel positive about what the future holds.

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CITY PLANNER @Samerbagaeen

> Samer Bagaeen MRTPI FRICS The South Down National Park dilemma

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ast week’s plan to build on the border of the South Downs was rejected again. It was in this column some weeks ago that I suggested a ‘Brexit’ for the Deans from Brighton and Hove, so that the city can get on with the job of building the many houses that we need. I had taken heart from developer ‘Lightwood Strategic’ appealing the original Brighton and Hove councillors rejection in January last year and have found it quite unfortunate that a planning inspector has also rejected the planning appeal decision this week, following a two­day hearing held in Brighton, in January. (I was present for part of the proceedings.)

The plans were opposed by the ‘Deans Preservation Group’ of course and by Brighton Kemptown who would, unfortunately, oppose anything to do with development in spite of the party’s drive for building hundreds of thousands of more houses. Although part of the site has been identified in the City Plan as being suitable for around 40 homes, it is unfortunate that Planning Inspector Peter Rose decided that the additional homes would change the ‘immediate character and appearance’ of the site – hence the need for redrawing our city’s boundaries.

Elsewhere in the Deans, another developer has appealed the council decision to reject plans for 32 homes on land neighbours want to see put back into the South Downs National Park. This one involves the Hyde Group fighting a decision to refuse permission for 32 homes in Falmer Avenue, Saltdean. Hyde has a strong case given that the recent adopted City Plan by the council has affirmed that the land in question is in Saltdean at Falmer Avenue and is suitable for the development.

The city’s urban fringe assessment clearly underestimates the number of new homes that can be built on the edges of Brighton and Hove and I believe that an alliance is needed to fight and undermine the presumptions in this document, put together by consultancy GL Hearn for the city. On a positive note, it was uplifting to hear that businesses in the city have agreed to fund the £1.8 million improvement plan in the heart of Brighton over the next five years, by renewing the Business Improvement District known as Brilliant Brighton. Good news indeed. www.samerbagaeen.com

“ Businesses in the

city have agreed to fund £1.8 million ”

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CHANDLERS WHARF

> New stunning show home launch: riverside living in Lewes

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akley Property are extremely excited to be opening the doors to a new show home at Chandlers Wharf, Lewes.

Positioned on the River Ouse, Chandlers Wharf is a prestigious development of 13 luxurious two, three and four bedroom riverside homes. Oakley will be showcasing the new show home on Saturday 23rd April 10am to 4pm and Sunday 24th April 11am to 2pm.

Helen Oakley, Director, commented “We released our first show home in September 2015 and the weekend was a great success, and to date we have now sold 40 per cent off plan.

The first show home has now been sold and we are very privileged to be able to showcase a brand new show home in one of the larger homes which is over 3,000 sq ft. We think this will probably be one of the most stunning show homes to be showcased in Sussex for many years”.

Chandlers Wharf is positioned within a short walk from the bustling and vibrant Cliffe High Street where you can find many cafes, restaurants, independent boutique shops and the thriving fortnightly Framers Market. Banks, supermarkets,

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leisure facilities and Lewes train station, with regular trains to London Victoria, are also within a short stroll.

Helen Oakley continued, “Each home faces south and will have far­reaching views across Lewes Nature Reserve. The development enjoys great views in a number of directions and you can see the South Downs, Lewes Golf Club and the chalk cliffs of Lewes. The homes have a lovely mix of outside space options, with many offering a selection of roof terraces, balconies and Juliet balconies off the bedrooms and living rooms”.

Every home has either a garage or allocated parking and in each house the lower ground floor offers either one or two ancillary rooms which are ideal for a home office/studio, gym, movie room.

Helen Oakley added, “The attention to detail in these homes is stunning. The modern fully fitted kitchens include a wine fridge, hot water tap and induction hob. There are beautifully fully tiled bathrooms and en­suites to most bedrooms, built­in wardrobes in many of the bedrooms – some master bedrooms also have a dressing room. There is also a mixture of ceramic and oak flooring to main living areas and carpet in the bedrooms. Internally the oak integral doors, white oak contemporary staircase, LED down lighters, feature lighting, security alarm system and audio/visual entry phone system make these homes are a real ‘turn key’ purchase option.

Come and join Oakley for a glass of bubbly on Saturday 23rd April 10am to 4pm or Sunday 11am to 2pm and view Chandlers Wharf and the new show home, prices start from £875,000.

To make an appointment for the show home weekend or for more information on this stunning riverside location please contact Helen Oakley on 01273 487444 or email helen@oakleyproperty.com

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LORD OF THE MANOR > Stunning Manor House and Barn Conversion

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atcheller Monkhouse, Estate Agents and Chartered Surveyors, are offering for sale a unique property providing two substantial residences set within beautifully arranged gardens and grounds. Pembroke Manor and Stonebridge House sit within grounds of 12 acres including formal gardens, a lake, swimming pool and farm land on the edge of Blackboys near Uckfield.

Both properties are Listed Grade II and are offered for sale together or individually. Pembroke Manor has early origins to Jacobean times with later additions, primarily in the 18th century. Of particular note is the Jacobean dining room with panelled walls and an impressive inglenook fireplace. Overall, the extensive accommodation extends to 5,693 sq ft providing excellent entertaining space and 6/7 bedrooms.

Stonebridge House is an exquisite and imaginative conversion of a brick built barn benefitting from its own private gated entrance and boasting 3,673 sq ft of living space including 4 bedrooms, exceptional open plan reception space on the first floor, a separately accessed one bedroom flat and storage rooms.

Wendy Stirk, Associate at Batcheller Monkhouse, says “Pembroke Manor and Stonebridge House on their own make superb individual family houses of great character. Combined, they provide the opportunity for two families or generations to pool resources and enjoy an historic residence. Alternatively, the barn may suit a number of alternative uses such as a combination of leisure rooms, gym and office space together with annexed accommodation to Pembroke Manor.

Pembroke Manor and Stonebridge House are available for a combined price of £2.45 Million or individually, Pembroke Manor with 11.5 acres for £1.5 Million and Stonebridge House with 0.5 acres for £950,000.

Further information from Batcheller Monkhouse 01444 453181, hh@batchellermonkhouse.com www.batchellermonkhouse.com

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RENT GUARANTEED

> What do landlords actually say about Rent Guarantee Schemes? Ahmed Khalil explains

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n the face of it who wouldn’t want a guaranteed rent?

There are no void periods, no tenant troubles, no maintenance malarkey and no need to worry about checks for gas safety or credits. It’s attractive isn’t it?

Yet, when I talk to landlords, somewhere at the back of their minds a small warning light starts to flash: it sounds too good to be true – where’s the catch?

Usually it is assumed that the rent that is guaranteed will be below expected market rent. Of course, it will be: but this isn’t a catch.

It’s not rent that you need to consider but return on investment. And when you start totting up the hidden costs that eat away at the revenue you actually receive from your property it can be surprising.

Here are just a few of them: 1. The cost of finding new tenants and carrying out credit checks.

2. The charges associated with maintaining your property, fixing appliances and carrying out annual checks on gas safety etc.

3. Any agency fees that are due.

4. The lost revenue associated with rent arrears and eviction proceedings.

5. The periods when no revenue is received as your property is between tenants.

There’s already quite a lot there that you must deduct from your headline rent figure. But there is even more: how about the cost of the time it takes you to manage your property or the incalculable costs of the stress and bother that can be associated with being a landlord?

Only once you have accounted for all this can you compare the net profit of Khalil’s Rent Guarantee Scheme with that headline market rent.

If you have heard that there must be a catch in Rent Guarantee Schemes maybe you’ll believe the landlords who actually benefit from them. Here’s what they have to say about my Rent Guarantee Scheme.

The overseas landlord “I first invested in Brighton property when my daughter studied here. I now have five properties and Khalil’s manage them all. I get a guaranteed income each month and my only trouble is finding the next property to invest in.”

Jamal, Rent Guarantee Scheme landlord The portfolio landlord “I’d reached that time in life when I wanted the money to keep coming in from my flats and houses but I didn’t want the hassle of looking after them. I spoke to Ahmed who offered to help out with one or two properties and it was quickly obvious that this was perfect for me. The rent is not only guaranteed it is 100% trouble­free. Khalil’s now looks after everything for me.”

George, Rent Guarantee Scheme landlord The student landlord “There are so many students in Brighton so I chose to rent my central flat to them. Increasingly I found I was facing issues with rent arrears and was having to find new tenants every year, if not every six months. Khalil’s Rent Guarantee Scheme has made my life easier and my rent regular.”

Helena, Rent Guarantee Scheme landlord Could your property be rented out more profitably and with far fewer problems? For more information about the Rent Guarantee Scheme call Ahmed Khalil on 01273 573960 or Jodie Collins on 07496 767 384, visit Khalil Properties at 124 Lewes Road, Brighton BN2 3LG or find us online at www.khalilproperties.co.uk

The accidental landlord “We moved out of our Brighton family home to live in Oxford because of my work. We hope to return so we kept the house on – but I don’t want to be a landlord! Khalil’s did everything from the moment I handed over the keys. There was no need for me to get involved – every month I glance at the bank account and my rent is there.”

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> Welcome to Parsons Son & Basley’s spring auction – by Simon Caplin

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ollowing on from the excitement and more importantly the huge success of February’s ‘beat the stamp duty auction’ things have settled down somewhat although I am pleased to say that strong demand is still very prevalent, so much so that we are delighted to once again be able to offer properties across East and West Sussex.

I described February’s auction as a ‘beat the stamp duty’ sale, whereupon this auction I am thrilled to describe as a ‘quality over quantity sale. By this I mean that it was always going to be mayhem squeezing many late entries into February’s auction as any announcement from the government that brings in new legislation will always cause a stampede of everyone trying to beat the deadline. And quite rightly so as there was a significant amount of money to be saved thereafter; a period of calm and settling down always follows and as a result, we have far fewer one bedroom investment flats in this auction but

“ Far fewer one bedroom investment flats in this auction but we have more traditional investments ”

more traditional investments.

So what have we got for you his time round? Well we have two unbroken and substantial mixed residential/commercial Freehold investment buildings for sale: one in Blatchington Road in Hove that is a terrific opportunity that not only offers a very attractive yield, but also offers immediate uplift potential together with significant breakup value.

Over in St Leonards­on­Sea, we are offering a landmark building in London Road, comprising of six flats with a pub/restaurant on the ground floor fully let and also offers significant breakup value.

In Rottingdean High Street we have a two bedroom 4th floor purpose built flat with direct sea views representing an exceptional investment. It is currently let to an Assured Tenant, however it is being offered with a discount of almost 50 per cent of its vacant possession value and is able to produce a rental income of just over £10,000 per annum.

Over in Eastbourne we have a good size single garage to the rear of Willingdon Road with easy access, whilst just a short distance from the town centre we have a one bed flat with sea views offering an excellent investment opportunity. Back in Brighton, we have a ground floor flat in need of some updating and let to an Assured Shorthold Tenant that offers both investment and resale potential.

In Littlehampton we have the freehold of a terraced property comprising of two self­contained one bedroom flats, one vacant, one let. Just further west in Bognor Regis, close to the town centre is a delightful vacant two bedroom cottage with courtyard garden. Last but by no means least is Brooks Lane Bognor Regis that comprises of a 14.5 acre site of open land that has huge potential for a large housing development, subject to any necessary consents.

Once again, we have something in our auction for everyone so please don’t forget to register your interest in plenty of time for those lots you would like to buy and of course please do not hesitate to ask us any questions you might have.

For full details on our auction please visit www.psandb.co.uk/auction­for­sale or call us on 01273 274014

“ Strong demand

is still very prevalent ”

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Baron Estates

Leaders

John Hoole

I started my career with a large corporate company just outside of Brighton & Hove where I worked for a year and a half. I live in Hove and have always wanted to get into the busy Brighton & Hove market, so when the opportunity with Baron Estates came up, I couldn’t turn it down. Their growth over the past few years has been extremely exciting and I cannot wait to continue and grow my career with them.

Danny Ross from Baron Estates said ‘we are delighted that Brendon has joined our company and will be asset to the team’ Jonathan@baron­estates.com or 01273 733 334. 20 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1AE, www.baron­estates.com

Having lived in the Sussex area all my life and worked in the Brighton & Hove property industry for over 4 years I have seen Leaders grow and prosper at a rapid pace and decided that I would very much like to be part of that success. I joined Leaders as part of the large lettings team but recently moved in to the sales department and am currently the Senior Sales Negotiator at the busy Western Road Branch. Over the past six months the sales department has gone from strength to strength and I am looking forward to being involved in what looks set to be a very busy year for Leaders.

Max Shave, Leaders 119-120 Western Road, Brighton. BN1 2AD,. 01273 720714, www.leaders.co.uk

“After just under 10 successful years, we have grown to become a firm favourite amongst sellers and buyers in this area. With Brighton & Hove being one of the most desirable places to live in the UK, the prospects are really looking very good.

“Work with us in 2016 and you will find a company that is refreshingly professional, reliable and innovative, always striving to exceed expectations every single day. In a recent survey by The Property Ombudsman, 100% of those surveyed would recommend our services to friends and family. As I tell my colleagues, there is still always room for improvement!”

John Hoole, 214 Dyke Road, Brighton, BN1 5AA, 01273 555115, www.johnhoole.co.uk

Phillips & Still

Q Estate Agents

Brand Vaughan

“Chris Still and Richard Phillips are the Managing Directors, bringing with them over 30 years of combined experience. Our primary aim is to ensure the highest level of customer care whilst providing a professional and tailored service to suit each individual.

“We ensure that your property gets full market coverage by advertising on websites that gain the most traffic, alongside local property magazines and eye­catching ‘For Sale’ boards. Not only is our aim to always achieve the best price for your property or find you that dream home, but we are equally focused on removing from you the stresses that can often come with moving house.”

Phillips & Still, 112 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2AB, 01273 771111, www.phillipsandstill.co.uk

Q Estate Agents have established an enviable reputation for delivering friendly, informed advice to their clients and achieving exceptional results through their striking approach to marketing. Sales Director James Beale has been at the forefront of this since joining Jim and Jose Quintana at Q three years ago. With over a decade’s experience in the local property market, James has gained a wealth of knowledge through working for a number of local estate agencies. James’ calm and reassuring manner means that his clients can enjoy the moving process with complete confidence they have chosen the right agency.

Q Sales 195 Lewes Road, Brighton. BN2 3LA, 01273 622664, www.qsalesandlettings.co.uk

Property expert Simon Lemcke MNAEA heads up Brand Vaughan's sales team in Hove. Simon brings a wealth of experience having worked in estate agency for 30 years, 13 of which were spent running a prominent agency in Hove.

Brand Vaughan is an independent, award winning sales & lettings agency who was the top selling agency in Brighton & Hove in 2015 (source Rightmove intel). Brand Vaughan also scooped their 5th Gold award at The 2015 Sunday Times estate agency of the year awards, for best small agency South East.

Speak to Simon for valuations in Hove, 01273 22 11 02, simon@brandvaughan.co.uk Kemp Town office 01273 683 111 Preston Park office 01273 504 441

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NEW to the market

Viaduct Lofts £330,000 Leasehold • Impressive top floor 2 bedroom apartment • Extensive views across Brighton to the sea • Wrap around balcony & communal roof terr • Gated right to park. EPC B85 Call Lewes Road office 01273 677001

Cowley Drive Offers in excess of £260,000 Freehold BACKING ON TO FARMLAND.... This 2 bedroom terraced property has bags of potential with some need of updating. This property really has the wow factor with a spacious kitchen and lounge, off road parking and a lovely rear garden for growing your own vegetables or admiring the peaceful Farmland nearby. Energy Rating D64. The owner also tells us that the boiler is 18 months old.

Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

NEW to the market

Singleton Road £360,000 Freehold • Extremely popular residential area • No onward chain • Shared drive with garage • Front and rear gardens. EPC E54 Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

NEW to the market

NEW to the market

Wellington Road

Milner Road

Barnett Road

£199,950 Leasehold • Bright one bedroom first floor flat • Within an attractive period villa • Smart eat in kitchen. Sash windows & GCH • Sought-after location. EPC: D74 Call Lewes Road office 01273 677001

Guide Price £300,000 • 2 bedroom, 2 reception room maisonette • Private entrance, feature fireplaces • Smart kitchen, bathroom & conservatory • 50’ Southerly aspect garden. EPC D64 Call Lewes Road office 01273 677001

£375,000 Freehold • Four bedroom family home • Popular residential area • West facing rear garden • Family bathroom, EPC Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

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NEW to the market

NEW price

Campbell Road

Langley Crescent

The Brow

£585,000 Freehold • Spacious accommodation • Wealth of period features • Four double bedrooms • West facing garden & sun terrace. EPC D55 Call Fiveways office 01273 566777

£249,950 Freehold • Three bedrooms • Private Front Garden • Room to put your own stamp on • EPC C73 Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

£360,000 Freehold • 4-5 Bedrooms • 83ft Rear Garden • Open fire • Off Road Parking and Garage. EPC D55 Call Woodingdean Office 01273 278866

‘Paul Wilkinson was extremely helpful and efficient. Good transaction all round.’ Mr Lavender, Thompson Road

Albany Villas Offers in excess of £360,000 Leasehold • Private balcony • Open Plan • Communal garden • Close to Hove Seafront & centre. EPC C80 Call Hove office on 01273 321000

Dyke Road Avenue

Hove Seafront Offers in excess of £250,000 Leasehold • South facing balcony with sea views • Well arranged accommodation throughout • Popular location on Hove seafront • Close to shops and bus routes. EPC C79 Call Hove office on 01273 321000

£270,000 Leasehold Boasting bright and airy rooms, this spacious two bedroom apartment would make the ideal home for either someone downsizing or a first time buyer who requires easy access to the A23 and A27. Located on an immaculately kept development, the property benefits from excellent room sizes, residents parking and the added bonus of a store room in the basement.

Energy rating: C76 Call Hove Office 01273 321000

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Hove

Guide Price £1,500,000 Brighton

• Substantial freehold investment • 13 bedrooms, 2 kitchens, 4 bathrooms • 3 reception rooms, 4 cloakrooms. Courtyard garden

EPC D

Western Road: 01273 317147

Hove

£815,000

• 5 bedroom detached village property • Double garage & carriage driveway. Kitchen • Integral annexe accommodation

Patcham: 01273 317175

EPC D

Offers Over: £1,750,000

• Luxurious detached 5 bedroom family house • 3 substantial living areas. Indoor heated pool house • Landscaped garden & 2 balconies. Double garage & forecourt

Western Road: 01273 317147

EPC E

Brighton

Offers Over: £650,000 Kemp Town

• Unique 4 storey period townhouse • 3 double bedrooms, 1 en suite. Large dining kitchen • Staircase to lounge. Moments from Hove lawns & seafront

EPC TBC

Western Road: 01273 317147

Kemp Town

£530,000 Saltdean

• 3-4 bedroom terraced house over 4 floors • Courtyard garden. Including a self contained 1 bed flat • Moments from seafront. Flexible accommodation

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

EPC D

Saltdean: 01273 317170

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

£515,000 Brighton

• 3-4 bedroom detached house • 2 bathrooms, balcony off the dining area • Garage & off road parking, stunning views

£550,000

• 4 bedroom 3 floor terrace house • Ideal investment or large family home. Spacious garden • Residents parking. Close to seafront & the Marina

EPC D

£510,000

• 4 bedroom terraced house. Lovely kitchen/diner • Central Hanover. Views of the sea and The Downs • Close to highly regarded schools EPC D

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

EPC D

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£500,000 Brighton

Westdene

• 3 bedroom detached bungalow • 3rd bedroom converted into walk-in wardrobe • Gge, driveway. No onward chain. Next door to South Downs!

EPC D

Patcham: 01273 317175

Guide Price: £430,000 Saltdean

• 3 bedroom refurbished end of terrace house • Top quality throughout. 2 bathrooms and cloakroom • Side garden. Period charm meets modern chic EPC F

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

Offers Over: £425,000

• Detached 2 bedroom chalet bungalow • Modern kitchen & bathroom. En suite • Parking for 1 car & garage, garden. No onward chain EPC E

Saltdean: 01273 317170

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Peacehaven

£399,950 Portslade

£375,000 Brighton

• 5 bed det bungalow with scope for development • 3 bedroom semi detached house • Off road parking. Large plot. Quiet no through road • Open plan kitchen/diner. Super family home • Great transport links • Garage & driveway. Potential to further extend

Peacehaven: 01273 317165

EPC E

Brighton

£320,000 Brighton

Southwick: 01273 317158

EPC D

£360,000 Lancing

• 3 bedroom mid terraced house • Spacious lounge and dining area. Large garden • Close schools. Access routes in & out of the city

EPC D

Fiveways: 01273 317140

£325,000

• 5 bedroom semi detached house • Great family home. Master suite • Open plan kit/diner. No onward chain. Refurbished

EPC D

Southwick: 01273 317158

0 • 2 bedroom first floor flat • Front & side gardens. Useful Garage • No onward Chain. Near Preston Park Station

Fiveways: 01273 317140

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Woodingdean

EPC E

Patcham: 01273 317175

£305,000

• Extended 3 bedroom semi-detached house • Extension for dining room, redecorated throughout • Off road parking for 3 cars, on local bus route

Woodingdean: 01273 317185

£320,000 Shoreham-By-Sea

• 3 bedroom semi-detached house • Set in a large plot. No onward chain • Garden. Easy potential to add parking (STPP)

EPC D

EPC E

£320,000 Woodingdean

• 2 bedroom ground floor flat, en suite • Modernised to high quality. Off road parking • Private pool & gym. Integrated kitchen appliances

Southwick: 01273 317158

EPC C

Price: £245,000 Brighton

£163,500

£320,000

• 3 bedroom extended semi-detached family house • Large kitchen/dining area, great size bedrooms • Backing onto downland, countryside views

Woodingdean: 01273 317185

Price: £220,000 Brighton

2 dble bed flat, spacious.

Open plan. No chain.

1 bed flat. Large garden.

Modern kitchen & bath.

EPC TBC

EPC TBC

01273 317108

01273 317140

EPC C

£146,500

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Kemp Town

£295,000 Brighton

• 1 bedroom lower ground floor flat • Spacious throughout. Eat in kitchen • Front & rear patio garden. Wonderful location

EPC E

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

Woodingdean

£290,000

• 2 bedroom first floor purpose built flat • Modern kitchen & bathroom. Good size accommodation • Useful garage. Close to Preston Park station

Fiveways: 01273 317140

EPC C

£300,000

• 3 bedroom end of terrace house with off road parking • Good size rear garden, superb downland views • Close to local schools & shops, close to local bus routes

Woodingdean: 01273 317185

EPC D

Kemp Town

£265,000 Brighton

• 1 bedroom bungalow • Front and rear garden. Conservatory at the rear • Very well presented. Excellent location

EPC D

Kemp Town: 01273 317128

Telscombe Cliffs

£265,000 Newhaven

• 2 bedroom semi detached bungalow • Large rear garden. Detached garage • Conservatory. Potential to extend (STPP)

Peacehaven: 01273 317165

EPC TBC

Peacehaven: 01273 317165

Lewes Road: 01273 317108

£210,000 Saltdean

• 2 bedroom victorian terrace. Large rooms. Modern decor • Ideal buy to let or first time buy • Lots of Character EPC D

£265,000

• 2 bedroom garden maisonette • Split level garden. Warm and welcoming lounge • Convenient location. No chain

EPC D

£205,000

• Ground floor 1 bed apartment. Living/kitchen area • Fantastic location close to amenities • Ideal buy to let. Chain free

Saltdean: 01273 317170

EPC C

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new listing

luxury living 4 bed detached house with sea views, front and rear garden, garage, OSP. Floor Area: 1,820 sq ft Where: Longhill Road, Ovingdean BN2 Price: OIEO £1,000,000

This fabulous four bedroom home is in an exclusive location with commanding views over the English Channel, and although it feels a whole world away from the stresses of the city, it is just ten minutes from central Brighton. Thoughtfully designed for stylish living, this luxury home has an exceptional finish, a stunning kitchen/diner opening into a spacious garden and plenty of off street parking as well as a garage.

brandvaughan

exceptionalhomes new listing

seafront penthouse 3 bed penthouse with roof terrace having sea views, on seafront, SOF. Floor Area: 1242 sq ft Where: Percival Terrace, BN2 Price: OIEO £900,000

This extraordinary 3 bedroom penthouse has a glamorous roof terrace with uninterrupted views of the sea, accessed from all of the principle rooms. In one of Kemp Town’s most prestigious Grade ll listed Regency Terraces, close to the Lanes, the Hospital and the station, this home epitomises Brighton’s unique coastal luxury at its best. This luxury seafront home is within minutes of the fashionable Kemp Town Village with its Bohemian mix of cafes, shops and restaurants.

brandvaughan

exceptionalhomes new listing

quiet elegance 4 bed detached house close to beach, attic, sun terrace, gdn, garage, parking.

Floor Area: 1416 sq ft Where: Southdown Road, BN43 Price: £760,000‐£775,000

Quiet but convenient, this elegant four bedroom house blends comfort with style with spacious rooms and a fabulous high spec kitchen/diner leading out to a sun terrace and landscaped gardens. There is a garage for you and off street parking for your guests although you can walk to popular schools, parks and the river. The bustling high street and beach are nice and close, the City of Brighton is only 30 minutes away and the train station serving London is just a few minutes stroll.

brandvaughan

exceptionalhomes

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new listing

new listing

sophisticated style

timeless elegance

regency secrets

5 bed, 4 en suite detached house, two outdoor offices, large garden, double garage.

Floor Area: 3079 sq ft Where: Elm Close, BN1 Price: £1,750,000

5 bed, very spacious house, west facing garden, close to popular schools and station.

Floor Area: 2055 sq ft Where: Preston Drove, BN1 Price: £900,000‐£950,000

2 bed GFF in Grade l listed Regency square, drawing room, walled garden, garage, access to cellar area.

Floor Area: 1057 sq ft Where: Sussex Square, BN2 Price: £700,000‐£750,000

new listing

new listing

social life

tranquil valley

classic victorian

5 bed detached house, wonderful sea and Downs views, S/F balcony, large garden, parking, solar panels.

Floor Area: 1691 sq ft Where: Longhill Rd, Ovingdean BN2 Price: OIEO £700,000

3 bed, detached house with large garden, garage and parquet flooring, spacious.

Floor Area: 1417 sq ft Where: Valley Drive, BN1 Price: £700,000

3 bed, semi‐detached Victorian house, west facing garden, close to popular schools and parks.

Floor Area: 1414 sq ft Where: Waldegrave Road, BN1 Price: £650,000

new listing

new listing

radical regency

light filled

3 bed LGFF in Grade l listed garden square, through living room, W/F courtyard, access to comm gardens.

Floor Area: 1272 sq ft Where: Sussex Square, BN2 Price: £625,000‐£635,000

3 bed house in Kemp Town village close sea and hospital, potential in large attic, private courtyard.

Floor Area: 965 sq ft Where: Great College Street, BN2 Price: £500,000‐£535,000

new listing

new listing

exquisite taste

safe haven

3 bed, 1 en suite, Victorian terraced house close to station, popular schools and parks.

Floor Area: 1113 sq ft Where: Scarborough Road, BN1 Price: £500,000‐£525,000

3 bed, terraced townhouse, south facing sun terrace and garden, parking and garage.

Floor Area: 1193 sq ft Where: Queen Victoria Avenue, BN1 Price: £499,950

new listing

exceptional design

3 bed house in Hanover area, large through living room, S/E facing garden, on street parking.

Floor Area: 1037 sq ft Where: Toronto Terrace, BN2 Price: £500,000

new listing

immaculate interior

3 bed, newly renovated top floor maisonette close to the city shops and beach.

Floor Area: 1242 sq ft Where: York Road, BN3 Price: £450,000‐£475,000

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new listing

new listing

growing family

centre peace

coastal glamour

3 bed Victorian house, potential to extend into loft, W/F garden with lawn and patio, on street parking.

Floor Area: 976 sq ft Where: Queens Park Road, BN2 Price: £450,000

3 bed, 1st floor maisonette south and west facing balcony, Seven Dials and station.

Floor Area: 1397 sq ft Where: Osmond Road, BN3 Price: £425,000‐£450,000

2 bed FFF in historic building in central Brighton, walking distance Laines, station & sea, shared private gardens.

Floor Area: 719 sq ft Where: Richmond Terrace, BN2 Price: £425,000‐£435,000

new listing

new listing

new listing

pretty prestigious

southerly scenery

peaceful preston

2 bed flat in Regency house on private road close Laines and private park, courtyard & comm gardens, parking.

Floor Area: 826 sq ft Where: Hanover Crescent, BN2 Price: £425,000

2 bed, 1st floor flat, 2 bath, close to the station, south facing balcony.

2 bed, purpose built ground floor flat, 2 bath, allocated parking space.

Floor Area: 749 sq ft Where: Cromwell Road, BN3 Price: £400,000‐£420,000

Floor Area: 611 sq ft Where: Towergate, BN1 Price: £315,000

new listing

new listing

new listing

rooftop vista

striking central

green spot

1 bed, top floor Regency flat, roof terrace views, close to the city and beach.

Floor Area: 620 sq ft Where: Cambridge Road, BN3 Price: £300,000

1 bed 2nd FF in purpose built block central Brighton close North Laines and beach.

Floor Area: 373 sq ft Where: Albion Street, BN1 Price: £220,000

1 bed purpose built GFF close local shops and cafes and just minutes from the beach, comm gdn.

Floor Area: 476 sq ft Where: Upper St James’s Street, BN2 Price: £220,000

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Pembroke Crescent, Hove OPEN DAY 16TH APRIL 2016 – PLEASE CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT – 01273 777123 Very rarely do you see such a fantastic house as this, located in one of Hove's most sought after locations. The house boasts a wealth of period features throughout and benefits from having a fantastic size rear garden which is rarely found in this area.

The accommodation is arranged over three floors comprising on the ground floor, sitting room, reception room, amazing kitchen/dining room, conservatory, cloakroom, utility area which is all approached via a spacious entrance hallway.

To the first floor there are three double bedrooms, the main bedroom having luxury en-suite, bathroom, cloakroom, family bathroom and small office area under the stairs. The second floor has a further bedroom with the potential to expand the loft space further subject to the necessary consents.

• Stunning semi-detached period house • 4 bedrooms • 2 reception rooms

• Bathroom, en-suite + 2 spearate wc’s • Excellent size loft space • Lovely size rear garden

£1,200,000

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Hove Park Gardens, Hove

Saxon Road, Hove

• 4 bedroom detached house • Front and rear gardens • Garage & off road parking

• 3-bedroom terraced house • Potential to convert the loft • Rear garden

£995,000

OFFERS OVER

£475,000

Shakespeare Street, Hove

Fairways, Brighton

• 2 bedroom terraced house • Rear garden • No onward chain

• 3-bedroom first floor flat • Sea views • No onward chain

£420,000

Ellen House, Hove

St Aubyns, Hove

• 2 bedroom 6th floor flat • Large living space • Balcony

• 1-bed lower ground floor flat • West facing patio • No onward chain

£215,000

£325,000

£210,000

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Church Lane PYECOMBE

Brighton GUIDE £650,000.

Dolphin Cottage is a stylishly modernised four bedroom detached period house tastefully remodelled and blending character with modern living resulting in a lovely family home of unique charm and feel. Worthy of immediate inspection this delightful property sits on a pretty corner plot at the top of Church Lane and enjoys attractive well stocked southerly side and westerly rear cottage gardens and also has a further separate triangular shaped garden area behind the church. EPC E.

The Street POYNINGS

£439,500

In this sought after location and tucked away in this pleasant mews style development an attractive three bedroom property which makes a lovely home with deceptive accommodation and outside has the added bonus of a garage and parking space.

In our opinion viewing is essential to fully appreciate both the property and the charming setting. Ideal for commuters half a mile from Preston Park Station. EPC C.

Barn Rise £385,000

Enjoying a delightful courtyard setting this attractive 3 bedroom grade II listed period cottage exudes charm and character & enjoys a wealth of interesting features with numerous exposed timbers and beams. The sitting room has a handsome inglenook fireplace, the kitchen/breakfast room has bespoke units and the master bedroom an attractive brick chimney breast. Outside is a small front patio, a lovely rear garden.

WESTDENE

£495,000

In a favoured location this most appealing 3 bed extended detached house sits up from the pavement level pleasantly overlooking the green opposite, and offers tastefully decorated accommodation over two floors and the benefit of a 100’ rear garden. Features include an extended generously sized lounge/dining room with French door opening to the garden and there is a further ground floor room suitable as a home office. EPC D.

Station Road NR. PRESTON PARK STATION

GUIDE PRICE £495,000

A spacious nicely presented period property over three floors and offering two or three bedrooms depending on how you would like to use the versatile accommodation. The entrance level offers a good size front sitting room (which could easily be a bedroom) and a bathroom whilst the first floor has two good double bedrooms. On the lower level is the kitchen and spacious open plan family room with double doors open to a quaint rear garden. EPC D.

BRIGHTON OFFICE 138 OLD LONDON ROAD

PRESTON VILLAGE

01273 508955

www.mansellmctaggart.co.uk email patcham@mansellmctaggart.co.uk

Pavilion Court CENTRAL BRIGHTON FROM £145,000 Choice of two lovely well presented apartments, a 1 bedroom at £145,000 or a 2 bedroom at £165,000, in this popular retirement development with the benefit of a resident estate manager, carpeted communal ways, lifts, emergency alarm system and door entry phone. Residents also have use of the communal lounge and landscaped garden. EPC C.

17 offices across Sussex and also Park Lane, London

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The Green, Southwick GUIDE PRICE £1,200,000 Launch date 16th April- call us to book an appointment.

A restoration project with period and charm and character in spades, The Hall on The Green in Southwick offers a slice of history with not just one, but two blue plaque’s! It is a beautiful Grade II* listed flint-stone building, built in two halves, namely the The Hall and The Nether Hall. The former is believed to be the original building, with the latter added at a later stage. The architecture would seem to support this theory, with The Hall having a more cottage-like feel whilst The Nether Hall’s high ceilings and somewhat larger rooms have the atmosphere more of Regency period buildings. The blue plaques commemorate firstly the artist Douglas Stannus Gray, a well-known painter of portraits, figure subjects and landscapes, who lived at the house from 1939, remaining there throughout the latter part of his life. The second plaque pertains to novelist and travel writer SPB Mais. EPC N/A

Hamptons Brighton & Hove Sales 01273 796157 I Lettings 01273 796159

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Citywide sales & lettings www.spencerandleigh.co.uk New Price

Preston Park

£975,000

A detached four double bedroom home opposite Preston Park with grand oak wood panelled entrance hall, living room with fireplace, 21’ kitchen and a beautiful 100’ rear garden. EPC – E

New Price

Patcham

£950,000

A handsome five bedroom residence tucked away in a secluded position providing a tranquil and secure living space. Unique contemporary interior with a landscaped garden and double garage. EPC – D

New

Patcham

£499,950

A rare opportunity to purchase this unique detached three bedroom property, arranged over two floors and offered for sale in exceptional condition. Secluded lawn rear garden. EPC – D.

New

Patcham

Extended accommodation over three floors is this 1930's semi-detached family home with five beds.

Outside there is a well kept mature garden, private driveway and garage with ample parking. EPC – D

New

Patcham

OIEO £400,000

For sale in excellent internal condition, this 1930’s three bedroom property features a bay fronted lounge along with a well fitted, modern kitchen/ dining room with space as a utility area. EPC – E

£599,950

New

Hollingdean

£375,000

End of an era! Our vendor has enjoyed many happy years living in this prestigious self-build three bedroom property and has in fact been the sole owner since it was built. Off road parking. EPC – D

New

Surrenden

£320,000

Offered for sale with no on-going chain is this spacious purpose built two bedroom garden flat with a private street entrance and a garage. uPVC double glazing, GFCH & a front & corner plot garden. EPC – D

Patcham Old Village

Occupying a beautiful position in the heart of Patcham Old Village, this quaint Grade II listed two double bedroom cottage is a delight! Lounge with fireplace, modern fitted kit. Rare opportunity. EPC – D

New Price

Southwick

GP £525,000 – £550,000

Immaculate four bedroom chalet bungalow with stunning open plan living and doors leading to the low maintenance, west facing garden. Internal viewing is highly recommended. EPC – E

£285,000

Preston Park

On the second floor of this popular purpose built block is this one bedroom apartment. 18' lounge with ample space for dining table and chairs, modern fitted kitchen. FTB or an investor. EPC – C

New

Shoreham

GP £475,000 - £500,000

Situated in a highly desirable location off of Mill Hill is this spacious four bedroom chalet bungalow. The immaculately presented and newly refurbished home is definitely worth viewing. EPC – D

Patcham Office: 0 1 2 7 3 5 6 5 5 6 6

OIRO £225,000

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Portslade Village

£399,950

This 1930's three bedroom home has been lovingly restored and you are instantly drawn to the original stain-glass windows & wooden floorboards. West facing rear garden & off road parking. EPC – D

Portslade Office: 0 1 2 7 3 4 2 1 7 7 7

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OIXO £575,000 Freehold

OIXO £525,000 Leasehold

NEW!

NEW!

LOWER MARKET STREET, HOVE

BRUNSWICK PLACE, HOVE

A THREE DOUBLE BEDROOM GRADE II LISTED HOUSE with ACCOMMODATION ARRANGED OVER FOUR FLOORS SITUATED IN THE SOUGHT AFTER BRUNSWICK TOWN CONSERVATION AREA. DOUBLE ASPECT LOUNGE/DINING ROOM, KITCHEN/DINING ROOM, UTILITY ROOM, PERIOD FEATURES, BATHROOM, SOUTH ASPECT PATIO.

A THREE BEDROOM SECOND AND THIRD FLOOR MAISONETTE in a CONVETED GRADE II LISTED BUILDING off one of HOVE'S FINEST SEAFRONT SQUARES. SPLIT LEVEL HALLWAY, 19'5 x 18'3 LOUNGE/DINING ROOM with EXPOSED BRICK CHIMNEY BREAST, 16'3 x 11'3 KITCHEN with EXPOSED BRICK CHIMNEY BREAST, BATHROOM, PERIOD FEATURES, SEA VIEWS, GFCH.

NEW! STONE STREET, BRIGHTON

MARINE PARADE, BRIGHTON

A NEWLY REFURBISHED TWO BEDROOM FIRST AND SECOND FLOOR MAISONETTE located in a CONVERTED PERIOD BUILDING behind WESTERN ROAD, BRIGHTON. Entrance hall, LOUNGE/DINING ROOM with FEATURE FIREPLACE, 17'5 x 8'2 KITCHEN, BATHROOM, SEPARATE WC.

OIXO £350,000 Leasehold

A TWO BEDROOM THIRD FLOOR FLAT in a CONVERTED PERIOD BUILDING located in this SOUGHT AFTER LOCATION ON BRIGHTON SEAFRONT with STUNNING DIRECT VIEWS TO THE BEACH, SEA AND PIER. Entrance lobby, hallway, LOUNGE/DINING ROOM, MODERN KITCHEN, BATHROOM, EPC D.

NEW! LANSDOWNE PLACE, HOVE

NEW!

A ONE BEDROOM LOWER GROUND FLOOR PATIO FLAT in a CONVERTED GRADE II LISTED PERIOD BUILDING. Entrance hall, LOUNGE/DINING ROOM, KITCHEN, MODERN SHOWER ROOM, DOUBLE BEDROOM, PATIO, WOODEN FLOORING, OWN STREET ENTRANCE.

AN OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE ONE OF THE FAMOUS BEACH HUTS ON HOVE'S PROMENADE. NEXT TO HOVE LAGOON and within 100 yards of BIG BEACH CAFE, perfect for that afternoon tea on the beach. BUY A PIECE OF HISTORY AND ENJOY YOUR OWN PRIVATE SPACE ON THE SEAFRONT.

£325,000 Leasehold

BEACH HUT, HOVE LAGOON

OIXO £295,000 Leasehold

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£15,000 CASH BUYERS ONLY

SALES 01273 323000 30C WESTERN ROAD, HOVE BN3 1AF

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BF Montpelier Road Sold STC – £350,000

• Georgian | Mansion | Apartment • 3 Double Bedrooms • Original Period Features • Private Parking, Double Garage, West Facing Garden

• Regency | Private | Central Brighton • 2 Double Bedrooms • Private Entrance • Modern Fittings

St Aubyns, Hove Available – £375,000 • Refurbished | Modern | Central Hove • Private Garden • 2 Bedrooms • 1 Bathroom / 1 EnSuite

Wick Hall, Furze Hill Sold STC – £350,000 • Iconic | Art Deco | Bright • Original Features • South Facing Balcony • 2 Double Bedrooms

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£225,000 VICTORIA COURT, PORTSLADE

OIRO £249,950 PEACEHAVEN

OIRO £325,000 DEREK AVENUE, HOVE

A first and second floor maisonette CLOSE STATION, SEAFRONT & SHOPS. NO ONWARD CHAIN. 2 Double beds, lounge, kit, comm parking & gdns. Energy Rating C.

An end of terrace house situated in a popular location.

IDEAL FOR FTB OR INVESTOR. 2 Beds, lounge/dining room, kit, bath, en suite, OSP, garden. Energy Rating C.

A first floor garden flat with PRIVATE STREET ENTRANCE AND SoF CLOSE TO SEA. 2 Double beds, lounge, kit, bath, w.c., storage, GARDEN. Energy Rating D.

NEW

NEW

OIRO £350,000 VALERIE CLOSE, PORTSLADE

£369,950 EGMONT ROAD, HOVE

OIRO £375,000 NORTHEASE DRIVE, HOVE

A semi det chalet bungalow in a close and NO ONWARD CHAIN. 4 Beds, lounge, kitchen, shower room, w.c., conservatory, garden, driveway, garage. Energy Rating D.

A MODERNISED EOT HOME WITH 2 STOREY EXTENSION. NO ONWARD CHAIN. 3 Double beds, lounge, kit/dining, bath, gdn approx 70ft. Energy Rating D.

An EXTENDED SEMI DET CHALET BUNGALOW in a convenient loc NO ONWARD CHAIN. 4 Beds, lounge/ diner, kit, driveway, gge, gdn approx 55ft. Energy Rating E.

NEW

NEW

OIRO £375,000 KINGSWAY COURT, HOVE

OIRO £389,950 OLD SCHOOL PLACE, HOVE

£399,950 NORTHEASE DRIVE, HOVE

A balcony flat with sea views in central Hove SHARE OF FREEHOLD. 2 Double beds, lounge, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, communal heating, close seafront. Energy Rating C.

An end of terrace town house situated in a popular location. 3 Bedrooms, lounge, kitchen, cloakroom, en suite, garage, garden, parking to rear. Energy Rating C.

A semi detached house in a convenient location with potential to extend STC. 3 Bedrooms, lounge/dining room, kitchen, bathroom, 82ft garden, garage. Energy Rating E.

NEW

OIRO £415,000 CLARKE AVENUE, HOVE

£495,000 WINDMILL CLOSE, HOVE

A well presented and extended semi detached house in a convenient location situated on a CORNER PLOT. 5 Bedrooms, lounge, kitchen/breakfast room, dining area, family bathroom, shower room, off-street parking for 2 cars, gardens. Energy Rating E.

A DET CHALET BUNGALOW, NEAR BLATCHINGTON WINDMILL. 2 Double Beds, lounge/dining, kitchen, utility room, en suite, bath, gge, gdn approx 45ft. Energy Rating E.

1 THE PARADE, HANGLETON ROAD, HOVE

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FOR SALE: INWOOD CRESCENT, BRIGHTON £274,950

TO RENT: BRISTOL GARDENS, BRIGHTON £1,300 PCM

As a member firm of the national Team Association, Bonett’s can now offer clients:* • No sale, no fee conveyancing • Free professional photographs • Free floor plan of your property • Free Energy Performance Certificate Perfect for commuters, walking distance of both stations, this 1 bedroom 1st (top) floor flat benefits from a courtyard garden. Tastefully decorated, the flat has a spacious feel, loft storage and a fitted contemporary kitchen.

Newly refurbished, 2 double bedroom 3 storey house in Bristol Gardens with private, secure off road parking. Bathroom with shower over bath, well fitted kitchen, living room with doors to patio. Available now, unfurnished.

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78 St George’s Road Kemp Town, Brighton

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Eastern Concourse £750 pcm

Sovereign Court £895 pcm

St Vincent’s Court £1,200 pcm

An U/F studio apartment with separate sleeping area, sundeck and Marina views. Available 08 May. Energy Rating D

An U/F one bedroom apartment on the ground floor with patio and parking space. Available 29 April. Energy Rating C

Two bedroom F/F apartment on the second floor with balcony, water views and parking. Avail 03 May. Energy Rating B

Victory Mews £1,225 pcm

Merton Court £1,350 pcm

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Two bedroom U/F apartment on the ground floor with patio, water views and parking. Avail mid-April. Energy Rating C

Two bedroom U/F South facing apartment on the second floor with Marina views and parking. Avail Now. Energy Rating C

A selection of studio – 3 bed quality apartments available for weekly or short term lettings.

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Bramble Rise £1,495 pcm Three bedroom semi-detached family house, lawned garden and decking area. Newly refurbished family bathroom. Property also includes a garage and off street parking. EPC: D

Westbourne Villas £1,100 pcm Newly refurbished 2 bedroom converted flat. Modern fitted kitchen. Good sized lounge with exposed brick feature wall. EPC: E

Grand Avenue Mansions £1,700 pcm Immaculate 2 double bedroom flat. Finished to an extremely high standard throughout. Large rooms, high ceilings in Brighton and Hove’s original purpose built building! EPC: D

Brunswick Terrace £1,800 pcm Stunning seafront views. 2 bedrooms one with an ensuite shower room. Modern fully integrated kitchen. EPC: C

Richmond Road £1,495 pcm 2 bedroom two storey period house. Open plan sitting/dining room with wooden flooring. Modern fitted kitchen with bi-fold doors which leads to easy to maintain garden. EPC: C

Lewes Road £1,250 pcm 2 bedroom 2 bathroom new build property. Wooden flooring throughout. Open plan living area. Modern fitted kitchen. EPC: TBA

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Pavilion Parade

Denmark Villas

Cambridge Road

1 bed, LGFF, opposite Pavilion, close to the city, the beach and Brighton Station.

Available: May 2016 Furnished: No Price: £825pcm *fees apply

1 bed, FFF, contemporary finish, new, very close to Hove Station and the beach.

Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £975pcm *fees apply

1 bed plus mezzanine, FFF, spacious, west facing, close to the city and beach.

Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £1,050pcm *fees apply

Thompson Road

Brunswick Terrace

Chichester Terrace

3 bed semi detached house, newly renovated, garage, garden.

1 bed, ground floor, direct sea views, fully furnished, Regency.

Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £1,100pcm *fees apply

Available: May 2016 Furnished: Yes Price: £1,150pcm *fees apply

2 bed apartment , uninterrupted sea views , period features, use of Kemp Town enclosures.

Available: May 2016 Furnished: No Price: £1,200pcm *fees apply

Marine Parade

Silwood Court

Monterey Court

1 bed, Kemp Town seafront, direct sea views, south facing balcony, spacious.

Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £1,295pcm *fees apply

2 bed, ground floor, close to the city and beach, allocated parking space.

Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £1,295pcm *fees apply

2 bed, raised ground floor, secure parking, balcony, use of communal pool.

Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £1,350pcm *fees apply

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Goldsmid Mews

Channel View Road

Sussex Square

2 bed, mews house, Brunswick Town, wooden floors, close to the city centre.

Available: May 2016 Furnished: Yes Price: £1,395pcm *fees apply

3 bed, detached house, close to racecourse, south facing terrace and garden, country views.

Available: May 2016 Furnished: No Price: £1,400pcm *fees apply

3 bed, TFF, far reaching views, Regency house, use of communal gardens Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £1,750pcm *fees apply

Marine Avenue

Sussex Square

The Ridings

3 bed, Victorian terraced house, rear garden, free parking, close to Hove Lagoon.

Available: May 2016 Furnished: No Price: £1,795pcm *fees apply

2 bed, LGF, 1 en suite, front patio, rear garden and communal lawns, Regency.

Available: May 2016 Furnished: Yes Price: £2,200pcm *fees apply

3 bed barn conversion style house, Ovingdean, 2 reception, off street parking.

Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £2,500pcm *fees apply

Croft Road

Gloucester Yard

Westbourne Villas

5 bed, detached house, Withdean, garage, large rear garden, 1 en suite.

Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £2,600pcm *fees apply

2 bed, live work unit, North Laine, office/work space, roof terrace, close to Brighton Station.

Available: Now Furnished: No Price: £2,950pcm *fees apply

5 bed, 2 ensuite, semi detached family home, garden, close to beach, well presented.

Available: May 2016 Furnished: Optional Price: £3,900pcm *fees apply

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TUESDAY 12 The A Word BBC1, 9pm Joe might win some friends. Isn’t that a lovely motive to do anything – to win friends?

Anyway, a spur of the moment attempt to gain our special lad some friends leads to a breakthrough moment for Alison, but can it last? And Maurice and Louise come to blows over Joe. Live in interesting times.

Europe: Them Or Us BBC2, 9pm As we approach our own historic vote, Nick Robinson takes a look at our troubled history with Europe in the twentieth century.

This first episode explores why British governments first shunned and then begged to join the common markets. Including interviews with Ted Heath, Tony Blair and David Cameron.

The Librarians Syfy, 8pm When your job is to collect magical artifacts that have gone astray in a mischievous manner, and your enemies include the likes of Morgan Le Fay, it must hardly come as a surprise baddies from more recent literature might also want you crossed off a lot of Christmas card lists. Like baddie Moriarty.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 10.30 The Vote (x2) 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm Love That Car 12.30 Millionaires' Row 1.00 Latest Homes Live 1.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 2.00 International Chef Exchange 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 Latest Homes Live 4.30 Land Rovers Live 5.00 Brightona Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff show and discuss great music videos.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

9.00 Latest News 9.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.30 Kidz Time TV Comedy drama set behind the scenes on a live children's television show.

10.00 Here I Come Drama series based on real life stories of immigrants living in our society.

10.30 Latest News 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 The Vote 2.00 Digital Nation 2.30 Here I Come 3.00 Kidz Time TV 3.30 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 The Rosies 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Abi finds herself in hot water, Linda gets a surprise and Carmel reaches out to Masood.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. In the aftermath of his mother’s death, in a long night of the soul, Jesse reappraises his relationship with his grieving father and makes a lifechanging decision. When Mo’s mother Ina is admitted with endstage heart failure, Mo clashes with Sir Dennis over Ina’s treatment, putting her own career in jeopardy.

Ric takes the case of a patient with an injury to a very delicate part of his anatomy very seriously, but a shared interest in poker and boxing help Ric to find his own funny bone.

9.00 The A Word See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction.

11.15 How To Stay Young In this new two-part series, Angela Rippon and Dr Chris van Tulleken travel the world in search of the latest science that could help us all stay young and healthy for longer.

12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Into The Wild With Gordon Buchanan Gordon Buchanan takes some of our best-loved household names on a wildlife adventure where they get up close and personal with some of the UK’s most iconic species.

7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland Series in which Paul Murton follows in the footsteps of the first tourists to Scotland.

8.00 Bake Off Creme De La Creme Celebrated chef Tom Kerridge hosts the search for Britain’s best team of pastry chefs.

9.00 Europe: Them Or Us See highlights.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.15 Horizon: Oceans Of The Solar System Horizon discovers that the hunt for oceans in space is marking the dawn of a new era in the search for alien life.

12.15am Sign Zone: MasterChef 1.15 Sign Zone: This Farming Life 5.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming

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7.30 River Monsters Jeremy Wade returns with a brand new series of the show in which he investigates cases of huge and deadly creatures lurking in the world’s waterways. This episode sees him head to the Mekong river in south east Asia, where gruesome tales of a creature capable of slicing cleanly through a young man’s testicles lead Jeremy to uncover multiple victims who have been mauled by the same mysterious assailant - can he find and catch this baby-faced killer that appears to be proliferating in the waters in and around Cambodia?

8.00 How Not To DIY Second in a two-part series taking a lighthearted look at the nation’s DIY failures. Just because people have the best tools and all the right gear does not necessarily mean they have the skills.

As this series shows, millions of them are totally useless at DIY. To prove it, a host of disastrous DIY-ers have kindly filmed their less than perfect handiwork. Delving into the tool box of misfortune and incompetence and visiting the scenes of disasters across the country, this show proves that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

6.30am Money For Nothing 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 Caught Red Handed 8.30 Great British Railway Journeys 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Chef’s Protege 1.30 The Super League Show 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 The Indian Doctor 3.55 Coast Australia 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It!

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Chopping Block 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The Lovedays are in crisis following the shock revelation.

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9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series from Liverpool Women’s Hospital. Midwife Kirsty - who’s a self-confessed daddy’s girl - looks after Rebecca and Jack: a soldier who’s more confident about going into battle than he is about changing nappies.

10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant.

11.05 Flashy Funerals Documentary which explores some of the UK’s most extraordinary and lavish funerals.

12.10am PokerStars & MonteCarlo Casino EPT Grand Final 1.10 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.35 Gillette World Sport 2.05 Tarawera Ultra Marathon 2.30 The Superhumans Show 2.55 Jockey School 3.55 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 4.10 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.05 Fifteen To One

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6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors: The Fatal Four Action-packed observational documentary series.

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series following life in Skeldale Veterinary Centre, James Herriot’s former practice based in the picturesque market town of Thirsk in North Yorkshire.

9.00 Benefits By The Sea: Jaywick Documentary series about the daily lives of the residents of England’s most deprived town. The entire community turns up to say goodbye to one of Jaywick’s favourite sons, alcoholic Dave tries to leave Jaywick and his drinking buddies behind, ex-builder Paul is offered his first job in 15 years, and do-gooder Danny decides to put on Jaywick’s first ‘Dog of the Year’ contest.

10.00 Most Shocking Reality TV Moments Countdown show featuring 50 of the most hair-raising incidents in reality TV history, including Gillian McKeith’s fainting fit in ‘I’m A Celebrity...’, Sharon Osbourne’s meatflinging episode and Bobby Davro’s bellyflop in ‘The Games’.

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7.00pm News 7.30 The Flying Archaeologist 8.00 The Modern Age Of The Coach 9.00 Britain’s Treasure Islands 10.00 Jerusalem: The Making Of A Holy City 11.00 The Flying Scotsman: A Rail Romance 12.00am A History Of Ancient Britain 1.00 Paul Merton’s Birth Of Hollywood 2.00 Colouring Light

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10.50am The Darling Buds Of May 11.55 Murder, She Wrote 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 Doctor At Large 4.45 On The Buses 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Prime Suspect 12.10am The Darling Buds Of May

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1.00pm FILM: Dracano (2013) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Outlander (2008) 11.30 FILM: The Fly II (1989) 1.40am Quantum Leap 2.40 Mutant X

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WEDNESDAY 13 Tonight At The London Palladium ITV1, 8pm Bradley Walsh hosts the new series from the renowned theatre stage. Mixing stars from music, comedy and ‘other’ – isn’t it great to have a platform for ‘other’? – this is the perfect mix for the attention deficit generation.

Headlining is Tommy Tiernan and Motown the Musical.

What British Muslims Really Think Channel 4, 10pm It’s always a danger when someone speaks to represent a community. It’s like asking a gay mate if you seem too camp. It’s usually a single opinion. This time the results are from a comprehensive survey from a cross section of Muslim men and women about being British. Coo.

The 100 E4, 9pm Couldn’t the truth ever be mundane? Could it be anticlimactic – a disappointment, even? Yup, you guessed it – Clarke’s truth that she discovers this week is... shocking!

Who’d’ve thought? Quelle surprise. You get the picture. And Octavia is forced to make a big decision. No one chats over tea.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Rosies 10.00 Digital Nation 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm Novel Ideas 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 The Easy Riders 1.30 The Rosies 2.00 Rugby AM 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 We Are Stardust 4.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.00 Latest Homes Live 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

8.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show: Laughter and Praying Guy finds out what makes people laugh and if they pray.

9.00 Latest News 9.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.30 F-Stop: BFI Film Academy Special F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands.

10.30 Latest News 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 The Vote 2.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 2.30 F-Stop: BFI Film Academy Special 3.30 On The Verge 4.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 5.30 Noise Reel

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 MOTD Live: West Ham United v Manchester United 9.00 MasterChef It’s the last week of the heats and the final group of amateurs battle for a place in the quarter final. Firstly they are asked to cook their Calling Card, a dish that represents who they are as a cook.

John and Gregg each pick their favourite dish and two lucky cooks will go through to the second test.

The remaining three contestants must decide whether to create a savoury dish using trout as the main ingredient or a sweet dish using blackberries as the central ingredient.

They have one hour to create a dish that will earn them a place in the next round. One chef will be sent home.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

11.15 Boomers Comedy series following the ups and downs of three retired couples.

11.45 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

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ITV1

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Into The Wild With Gordon Buchanan Gordon Buchanan takes some of our best-loved household names on a wildlife adventure where they get up close and personal with some of the UK’s most iconic species.

7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland Paul Murton follows in the footsteps of the first tourists to Scotland.

8.00 Horizon: The End Of The Solar System The story of how our solar system will be transformed by the aging sun before coming to a spectacular end in about eight billion years.

9.00 Five Star Babies: Inside The Portland Hospital An exclusive glimpse inside the UK’s only private maternity hospital.

10.00 Normal For Norfolk Observational documentary series following eccentric gentleman farmer Desmond MacCarthy as he struggles to keep his 17th-century manor home afloat, while holding on to the country traditions of his childhood.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Kelly Holmes: My Marathon Story 11.45 Europe: Them Or Us Nick Robinson explores the history of the UK’s relationship with Europe.

12.45am Sign Zone: MasterChef 1.15 Sign Zone: The Secret History Of My Family 2.15 Sign Zone: Being The Brontes 5.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Gordon’s trial continues. Leyla worries about David.

7.30 Coronation Street Maria reveals her marriage of inconvenience. Sharif’s master plan backfires.

8.00 Tonight At The London Palladium See highlights.

9.00 Scott & Bailey Crime drama series. Returning to Syndicate 9 after a year away on vice, Rachel needs a bit of time to navigate her position as acting DI and rekindle her neglected relationship with Janet. However, the shocking murder of Michael Edgerton forces her to hit the ground running and adjust to the inevitable changes as she goes.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined

by Roy Keane and Lee Dixon for highlights of the best of the action from the Champions League quarterfinal second legs.

11.45 British Touring Car Championship Highlights Steve Rider looks back at the opening round of the British Touring Car Championship from Brands Hatch.

With commentary from David Addison and Tim Harvey.

1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.30am Money For Nothing 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 Caught Red Handed 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The Chef’s Protege 1.30 Pressure Pad 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 The Indian Doctor 3.55 Coast Australia 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It!

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Chopping Block 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Louis, Simone and DS Thorpe turn up to interrogate Joanne.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick.

When Darcy the Chihuahua is hit by a car it is up to Noel to reconstruct her broken pelvis. Much-loved seven year old spaniel Banjo is brought in with problems with his hips, but Noel finds himself in a tricky situation during surgery.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. Cyclist John, who’s 43, is brought to A&E after crashing face first into a car. Pat, who’s 68, comes to St George’s with her son Michael and grandson Darius after injuring her leg while on a family holiday.

10.00 What British Muslims Really Think See highlights.

11.05 The Island With Bear Grylls Series in which adventurer Bear Grylls abandons 13 British men on a remote, uninhabited Pacific island for a month.

12.05am Live From Abbey Road Classics: Music On 4 12.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.30 FILM: Crazy Heart (2009) 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.15 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.05 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Badge Of Betrayal (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Chris finds Hannah and takes her to hospital.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. Alan sends inspector Herchy Boal to join the officers of the SPCA in Hong Kong, so that they can exchange skills and experiences for the benefit of animal rescue teams on both sides of the world.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series. Dr Patrick Bower treats a young man whose occasional binge drinking sessions are potentially putting his health at risk, while Dr Sara Kayat is trying to help a recovering alcoholic.

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents.

10.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords: Revisited Documentary series about the victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom.

11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents.

12.00am Police Interceptors 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Limitless 10.00 Game Of Thrones: The Greatest Moments 12.00am Colony 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Forever

7.00pm News 7.30 The Flying Archaeologist 8.00 Britain’s Treasure Islands 9.00 FILM: The Help (2011) 11.20 The Golden Age Of Steam Railways 12.20am The Modern Age Of The Coach 1.20 Cosmonauts: How Russia Won The Space Race 2.50 America On A Plate: The Story Of The Diner

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 10.00 Plebs 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Glitchy

10.55am The Darling Buds Of May 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 The Queen’s Garden 10.00 Prime Suspect 12.20am The Darling Buds Of May

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Jane The Virgin 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100. See highlights. 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.00 Tattoo Fixers (x2) 1.00am The Aliens

12.50pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A New Life In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am The World’s Biggest Penis

11.00am The Devil At 4 O’Clock (1961) 1.35pm Stalag 17 (1953) 4.00 Twelve O’Clock High (1949) 6.40 First Daughter (2004) 9.00 The Quiet Ones (2014) 10.55 Starred Up (2013) 1.05am The Yards (2000) 3.25 Close

1.00pm FILM: 100 Million BC (2008) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: The Abyss (1989) 12.30am FILM: Chupacabra vs The Alamo (2013) 2.20 Quantum Leap

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THURSDAY 14 How To Stay Young BBC1, 9pm Stay young and beautiful – says the song – if you want to be loved. And a quest as old as the Holy Grail was articulated through jazz. Angela Rippon and Dr Chris van Tulleken’s travels for the modern day fountains of youth take them to America and Japan, with memory treatments and colourful foods.

Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans ITV1, 9pm Paul’s back for a third series, in which he visits orphaned and endangered animals around the world – so prepare yourself for a cuteness and heart-melt overload, people. Especially if you like sun bears, slow lorises, turtles and gibbons. Beats lions, and tigers, and bears – oh my!

Scorpion ITV2, 9pm You know what’s good about being clever? Knowing everything! And Sylvester is applying all that ‘knowing everything’ with style as he swans his way to victory in a big time game show. Clever clogs.

Meanwhile, the team must infiltrate a high end car smuggling ring. More than tyres.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Bookenders 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm The Easy Riders 12.30 Millionaires' Row 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 We Are Stardust 2.00 Here I Come 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 Cook It 4.30 Northern Cuisine 5.00 Arts Alive (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

7.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels.

7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport.

10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show: 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Arts Alive 1.00 Albion Night 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Digital Nation

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Upsetting truths come to light for one resident. Martin and Kyle worry that Stacey has taken on too much when she holds a family lunch. Ben makes a big decision about his future.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef It’s the last week of the heats and the final group of amateurs battle for a place in the quarter final. Firstly they are asked to cook their Calling Card, a dish that represents who they are as a cook.

John and Gregg each pick their favourite dish and two lucky cooks will go through to the second test.

The remaining three contestants must decide whether to create a savoury dish using lamb rump as the main ingredient or a sweet dish using mango as the central ingredient. They have one hour to create a dish that will earn them a place in the next round.

9.00 How To Stay Young See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate.

11.45 This Week Andrew Neil reviews the political week.

12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.30am Money For Nothing 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Chef’s Protege 1.30 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 1.55 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 2.25 My Life On A Plate 3.10 The Indian Doctor 3.55 Coast Australia 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Into The Wild With Gordon Buchanan Gordon Buchanan takes some of our best-loved household names on a wildlife adventure where they get up close and personal with some of the UK’s most iconic species.

7.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland Series in which Paul Murton follows in the footsteps of the first tourists to Scotland.

8.00 Jungle Animal Hospital Natural World Nature documentary.

At the jungle animal hospital in Guatemala, the wards are full of exotic patients, many of them orphans rescued from the illegal pet trade.

9.00 Line Of Duty Police drama.

Fresh testimony launches AC-12 back on the trail of the Caddy, a corrupt officer with links to organized crime.

But new disturbing evidence suggests the Caddy may reside within AC-12.

10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Five Star Babies: Inside The Portland Hospital An exclusive glimpse inside the UK’s only private maternity hospital.

12.15am The People v OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 1.00 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.30 Sign Zone: Tribes, Predators And Me 5.45 The Sheriffs Are Coming

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Chopping Block 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Liv faces a dilemma. Chrissie plays with fire.

7.30 Fraud: How Safe Is Your Money?: Tonight With 750 million pounds having been stolen from our bank accounts in the past year, Jonathan Maitland investigates how it is being taken - and who is to blame.

8.00 Emmerdale Liv makes a decision. Rhona is determined. Dan is left frustrated.

8.30 Bargain Shop Wars Two-part documentary which goes behind the scenes of Britain’s newest bargain chain Pep and Co, as they try to undercut the big names of the discount fashion world on the high street.

9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined

by Glenn Hoddle for highlights of the week’s UEFA Europa League quarterfinal second leg matches.

11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series.

12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Fraud: How Safe Is Your Money?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Darren’s concerned about Maxine - can she keep quiet about their terrible secret?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 World’s Most Expensive Interiors Documentary series looking at the world of luxury interior design, where prestigious designers compete to work for the wealthiest clients.

9.00 British Army Girls Documentary series following the gruelling 14-week training period of women in the British Army. Five women have dropped out of 3 Section already and the tough stuff has only just started. With new recruits joining the troop, will they learn to work together?

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Guests include Shawne Mendes who performs his song, Stitches.

11.05 Gogglebox A comedic review of the week’s TV. Viewers share sharp critiques from their sofas.

12.05am Sex Box 1.05 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 2.00 The Great Benefits Row: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.30 Unreported World 3.00 Location, Location, Location 3.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.10 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.05 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 Access 3.25 FILM: My Gal Sunday (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Skye overhears Olivia gossiping about her behind her back to Hunter.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild UK Documentary series. Ben meets Tommy who moved 3,000 miles across the Atlantic to a tiny Scottish island with less than 100 people, no pubs and only one shop.

8.00 Medical Mysteries Documentary series.

9.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Observational documentary series following the doctors and paramedics of London’s Air Ambulance and the specialist trauma team at the Royal London Hospital.

10.00 Botched Up Bodies Documentary series featuring people who have had dodgy cosmetic surgery as they undergo corrective treatment. This episode features a woman who had permanent filler injected into her forehead, jaw, cheeks and temple that began to migrate - now she needs hospital treatment to avoid contracting a deadly infection.

11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of enforcement agents.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Search For Atlantis: Ancient Mysteries 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x20 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow 9.00 Colony 10.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 Scotland’s Vital Spark: The Clyde Puffer 9.00 BBC: The Secret Files 2 10.00 Dear Censor: The Secret Archive Of The British Board Of Film Classification - Timeshift 11.00 Treasures Of Chinese Porcelain 12.00am The Joy Of The Guitar Riff 1.00 The Kinks At The BBC

1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed And Extreme!

8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 @elevenish 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.20am American Dad! (x2) 1.20 Plebs

9.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 The Darling Buds Of May 12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Prime Suspect 12.15am The Darling Buds Of May

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Rude Tube

10.05am Four In A Bed (x5) 12.50pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A New Life In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Thicker Than Water 11.20 24 Hours In A&E 12.25am Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic

11.00am Thunder Bay (1953) 1.05pm Drums Across The River (1954) 2.40 The Desert Rats (1953) 4.25 The Cockleshell Heroes (1956) 6.25 The Way Back (2010) 9.00 Zombieland (2009) 10.40 Filth (2013) 12.35am Q & A (1990) 3.15 Close

1.00pm FILM: Merlin And The War Of The Dragons (2008) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Children Of Men (2006) 11.10 FILM: The Fly II (1989) 1.20am Quantum Leap

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FRIDAY 15 MasterChef BBC1, 8.30pm It’s the last quarter final of the heats and the six talented heat winners are scrapping for their place in the competition. Prepare to have major food envy. Tonight’s challenge has the meals centring on duck breast, with lucky judges Jay Rayner and John and Gregg sampling all of the wonderful creations. Who will be the victor?

Lookalikes Channel 4, 10pm Reality show about not-famous people that look like famous people. Geddit? Okay, so amongst the celebrated lookalikes on the books is Robert De Niro doppelganger Andy Harmer, who hasn’t got the memo that says he’s only supposed to look like the taxi driver – and to cut back on the prima donna behaviour.

The People’s History Of Pop BBC4, 9pm Twiggy guides us through some of our favourite songs, singers and bands of all time, with a people’s history of pop music.

Which, strictly speaking, should include those number ones that stayed too long, Bob the Builder and lots of Genesis. Tune in to find out what makes it and what ends up in the boot sale.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Love That Car 10.00 Latest Homes Live 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm Novel Ideas 12.30 You Make It, We Show It! 1.00 yourgardenday: Live At The Latest 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 The 2ube 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future.

8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts. Our monthly top 10 is compiled solely from albums bought in Brighton's independent cult store, Resident Records.

9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show.

9.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round.

10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music.

10.30 Kidz Time TV 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 The 2ube 12.30pm Under The Radar (x2) 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 2.00 Kick Out The Jams 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.00 DJ Box 4.30 Kidz Time TV 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

8.00 EastEnders Things remain fraught amongst the Carters but can anything bring them back together?

Martin’s problems continue to grow.

8.30 MasterChef See highlights.

9.00 Have I Got News For You Have I Got News for You. 9.30 Boomers Comedy series following the ups and downs of three retired couples. Having separated from his younger wife Elena, Mick returns to Alan and Joyce’s, parking on their drive in his large campervan.

Alan has a new job, with a manager who is clearly out to get him. Mick tells him not to stand for it and he quits. At the local fete Trevor is in a quandary as he has got a diary clash, having promised to be a clown at the same time as run the tombola for Carol. Alan comes up with a solution - do both! Meanwhile, Mick has put the fear into John about their routine relationship. Mick suggests role play, so John suggests it to Maureen.

Maureen is reluctant at first, but when she gets the chance to play doctor suddenly she’s in her element, dishing out advice while selling brac

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6.30am Escape To The Country 7.15 Think Tank 8.00 Sea Cities: The Humber Estuary 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 1.25 The Best Dishes Ever 1.55 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 2.25 The Indian Doctor 3.10 The Indian Doctor 3.55 Coast Australia 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Into The Wild With Gordon Buchanan 7.30 The Food Detectives 8.00 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphrys puts the questions to some of the UK’s cleverest celebrities.

Radio 1 presenter Gemma Cairney, Olympic boxer Anthony Ogogo, actress Tina Malone and BBC Breakfast’s Dominic Laurie take on the Mastermind chair.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. Monty starts a new project - a cutting garden - and gives advice on what to grow to provide plenty of cut flowers for gorgeous summer bouquets. We visit Cumbria to meet Jack Gott, who has been passionate about that most flamboyant of flowers, the dahlia, for more than 40 years and has over a thousand plants in his garden. James AlexanderSinclair celebrates a harbinger of spring, the ephemeral cherry blossom, at Alnwick Castle in Northumberland.

9.00 Britain’s Biggest Superyachts: Chasing Perfection A behind-the-scenes look at Sunseeker, Britain’s biggest superyacht builder. The company built their reputation on making small to mid-size yachts, but the recession saw this market flounder as even the super-rich tightened their belts. In a

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Chopping Block 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron awaits news from court. Rhona gives Paddy an ultimatum. Lisa is horrified.

7.30 Coronation Street Gary takes the fall for Izzy. Maria and Luke are in high spirits. Sinead assures Chesney to fly alone.

8.00 Best Walks With A View With Julia Bradbury Julia Bradbury chooses some of her favourite and most accessible family treks from across the UK, in search of the perfect walk with a view suitable for all experience levels.

8.30 Coronation Street Izzy takes responsibility for her actions. Sarah reaches out to Kylie. Tyrone hits the taxi target.

9.00 Billy Connolly’s Tracks Across America Billy Connolly concludes his travels on the US rail network, taking in the vast and astonishing landscapes that make up America’s backyard. This week’s journey sees Billy arrive in Texas on a Friday night, which can mean only one thing - football. Next up is Louisiana where he meets the frog princesses of Rayne. There is a moving tribute to Hank Williams before he hears the story of the child crusaders who changed history in Birmingham, Alabama. His next stop is Baltimore, where he uncovers the tale of a multi-millionairess who

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Darren and Nancy worry that someone knows their secret - who could it be?

Marnie warns Freddie to stay away from Ellie. Esther cringes as Frankie tries to put her own stamp on The Magic Bean.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Seyi Rhodes and director Simon Rawles visit America’s murder capital - Chicago - where someone is shot every three hours. The team are guided around the most violent neighbourhoods by volunteer ex-gang members who risk their lives as they try to halt the vicious cycle of violence caused by revenge killings.

8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover the truth about our food. Kate visits California to investigate why almond butter is more expensive than other nutty spreads and discovers that a combination of extreme weather and global economics have made the price of almonds go nuts. Jimmy heads to Spain and Portugal to find out how wine is turned into fortified wine. Matt tries to find out why slicing onions makes you cry.

8.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Berlin Travel series in which comedian, actor and writer Richard

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Beware! Cowboy Builders Abroad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors Under Attack 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Assumed Killer (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Ash and Andy get rejected by the bank, Kat offers to invest her inheritance in their business.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show presented by Jason Bradbury, Amy Williams, Ortis Deley, Jon Bentley and Yue Xu. 8.00 Henry VIII And His Six Wives Drama documentary series in which historians Dan Jones and Suzannah Lipscomb bring to life the scandal, romance and betrayal that characterised Henry VIII’s six marriages. Dan and Suzannah recount the fateful unions Henry had with his first two wives.

9.00 Inside Buckingham Palace: The Queen’s Worst Year Special documentary exploring the more difficult times of Her Majesty’s long reign.

10.00 Elizabeth II: 90 Glorious Years Documentary looking back at the incredible reign of Her Majesty the Queen as she celebrates her diamond jubilee.

11.00 Secrets Of The Palace Pets Documentary exploring the history of the royal family and their animals, beginning with a look at the menagerie kept in the Tower of London in the 13th century.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (x2) 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Modern Family (x2) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 The Five 10.00 The Five 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.00am Forever 3.00 Brit Cops

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Young Musician 2016 9.00 The People’s History Of Pop. See highlights. 10.00 Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia 11.00 ...

Sings Elvis 12.00am Chuck Berry In Concert 1.00 The People’s History Of Pop 2.00 Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia 3.00 ... Sings Elvis

12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed!

1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed And Extreme! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) Men 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 11.25 Family Guy (x2) 12.25am American Dad! (x2)

11.00am The Darling Buds Of May 12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Prime Suspect 12.15am FILM: Changeling (2008) 2.40 Long Lost Family

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Easy A (2010) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Tattoo Fixers 12.55am The Goldbergs

10.05am Four In A Bed (x5) 12.50pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A New Life In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Blue Eyes 10.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 12.20am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.20 Grand Designs

11.00am Damn The Defiant! (1962) 1.05pm Flying Tigers (1942) 3.05 Siege At Red River (1954) 4.50 3.10 To Yuma (1957) 6.40 The Women (2008) 9.00 Predator (1987) 11.10 Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) 1.50am The Innkeepers (2011) 3.55 Close

1.00pm FILM: Fire Twister (2015) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Outlander (2008) 11.30 FILM: Strippers vs Werewolves (2012) 1.30am Quantum Leap

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SATURDAY 16 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show BBC1, 7pm You know there’s a new season of telly on your screens when Michael McIntyre pops up with brand new Saturday night all round family entertainment. Bless his floppy fringe. Joining him are Tinie Tempah, acrobatics the Peres Brothers Group, and a member of the audience. Lucky.

FilmFest On TV Latest TV, 9pm Jessica Kellgren-Hayes is back with a new series and a new look. Plus – and here’s the main thing – a new long feature film.

‘The Days Inbetween’ by Stephen George is a quirky dramedy about four Londoners whose lives have come to a bit of a halt. With a gong from 2014’s United Film Festival, it’s good stuff.

FILM: Ice Quake Syfy, 7pm Yeah baby, snow angels were never so deadly as in this Bmovie. Take a break from reality and suspend your disbelief as a scientist in Alaska battles to save his family from a bizarre volcanic eruption that emits a deadly freezing gas. Because we all know you can battle nature.

Especially unnatural nature. D’oh!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story 6.45 Tellus A Story 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Rugby AM 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Land Rovers Live 2.30 Latest News 2.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 4.30 The 2ube 5.30 DJ Box 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts.

7.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show.

7.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life.

8.30 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme.

9.00 FilmFest on TV See highlights.

11.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic Arts Alive Acoustic brings you the best musical talent in acoustic form.

11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round, 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography.

12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 Digital Nation 2.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 2.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 Arts Alive

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6.15 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity fashion edition of the general knowledge quiz. Featuring Brix SmithStart and Jonathan Phang, Amy Childs and Sam Faiers, Grace Woodward and Brendan Courtney, and Lee Stafford and Nicky Clarke.

7.00 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show See highlights.

7.55 The National Lottery: Win Your Wish List Shane Richie hosts the game show that sees couples playing to win the prizes of their dreams. Former soldier Paul and his wife Nicole are playing to win some life-changing prizes.

8.45 Casualty Medical drama. Rita gets the shock of her life when a ghost from her past arrives at the ED. Can she stay professional or will emotions get the better of her?

9.35 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch.

10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents all the highlights of Saturday’s six Premier League matches.

11.45 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy.

12.20am World Championship Snooker - Extra 3.20 Snooker Classic Matches 5.20 Weather For The Week Ahead 5.25 BBC News

6.00 Bake Off Creme De La Creme Celebrated chef Tom Kerridge hosts the search for Britain’s best team of pastry chefs.

7.00 World Championship Snooker Jason Mohammad introduces live coverage from Sheffield.

8.00 Grand Tours Of Scotland Paul Murton follows in the footsteps of the first tourists to Scotland.

8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom.

9.00 Tom Jones’s 1950s: The Decade That Made Me Tom Jones takes us on a trip through the decade of his childhood and adolescence.

Television, the movies, the radio and the music of the first rock ‘n’ roll years give us a unique insight into both the country and the decade that would shape Tom’s talent and make him a star.

10.00 Shirley Drama charting the rise to fame of singer Dame Shirley Bassey. Born in Cardiff’s Tiger Bay to a white mother and Nigerian father, Shirley is the youngest of eight children in a family living well below the poverty line. By the time she is 12 Shirley has discovered she has an extraordinary voice.

11.10 World Championship Snooker Highlights 12.00am FILM: First Snow (2006) 1.35 FILM: Freestyle (2010) 5.30 Great British Garden Revival

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 MasterChef 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 World Championship Snooker 4.30 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.25 Can’t Touch This

6.25am FILM: The Magic Box (1951) 8.10 Natural World 9.00 Homes Under The Hammer 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul 1.00 FILM: Lust For Life (1956) 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 World Championship Snooker 5.30 Gardeners’ World

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x2) 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.45 The Tom And Jerry Show 8.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.25 Mr Bean 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.30 FILM: Superman (1978) 4.25 The Wine Show 5.30 Regional News 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Goes Wild! Harry Hill runs screaming from drones and selfie sticks as he narrates more accidents filmed by viewers in his typically surreal style.

7.00 Bang On The Money Rickie Haywood Williams and Melvin Odoom host a brand new game show as two teams of friends battle it out to win up to £40,000 in a series of physical and mental challenges.

8.00 Britain’s Got Talent 9.20 Play To The Whistle Host Holly Willoughby returns with team captains Frank Lampard and Bradley Walsh for another series of the sports-based entertainment show.

The regulars are joined by Bradley’s daytime TV arch-nemesis and Pointless co-host Richard Osman, as well as Olympic diver Tom Daley and comedian Rob Beckett. Romesh Ranganathan is back as Frank’s regular wingman and Seann Walsh returns to keep an eye on the scores.

10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Starring Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes, Cole Hauser, Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges, Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges. Action thriller sequel. Former LA cop Brian O’Conner is making his living as a street racer in Miami when he is recruited by an FBI agent to help catch a local drug baron.

12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am The King Of Queens 6.35 Freeride World Tour 7.05 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 MSA British Rally Championship 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.30pm Formula 1: Chinese Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights 2.00 Channel 4 Racing From Ayr And Newbury 4.30 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.30 Homes By The Sea 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 FILM: Ender’s Game (2013) Starring Harrison Ford, Asa Butterfield, Hailee Steinfeld, Abigail Breslin, Ben Kingsley, Viola Davis, Aramis Knight, Moises Arias. Science fiction adventure set in a future in which teenage gamers are recruited to train as potential military commanders in a war against an aggressive alien race threatening mankind.

9.15 FILM: Die Hard 2 (1990) Starring Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, William Atherton, Reginald VelJohnson, Dennis Franz, Franco Nero. Sequel in which tough cop John McClane is waiting for his wife at Washington’s Dulles Airport when terrorists take over air traffic control, demanding safe passage for themselves and a Latin American dictator and threatening to crash incoming flights if their demands are not met.

11.40 Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking Stand-up from comedian Jimmy Carr packed with one-liners, stories and jokes - some clever, some rude and a few totally unacceptable.

12.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.40 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 4.55 Location, Location, Location 5.50 The King Of Queens

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 Bob The Builder 6.45 Tickety Toc 6.55 Zack And Quack 7.05 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.40 Little Princess 7.50 Pip Ahoy! 8.05 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Wanda And The Alien 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The Saturday Show Live 11.30 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 12.25pm Puppies Make You Laugh Out Loud 1.25 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (x5) 6.10 NCIS: Los Angeles US police drama series. Eric goes undercover for the first time after a rocket engine expert is murdered.

7.00 NCIS: New Orleans American crime drama series. Pride has a personal connection to a murder victim who was targeted while a huge power cut enveloped the city.

8.00 NCIS US crime drama series.

While stuck at Dulles airport due to inclement weather, DiNozzo, Bishop and her husband Jake work on an NCIS case involving an elevated terrorist threat at northeast airports during the Thanksgiving travel surge.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 The Championship: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights of today’s action from the SkyBet Championship.

10.00 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present the highlights from SkyBet League 1 and 2.

10.30 NCIS Drama series. The team’s drive to catch Ari increases after he kidnaps Ducky and subjects him to a series of mind games.

11.25 NCIS US drama series.

12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 3.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 4.40 Divine Designs 5.05 HouseBusters 5.30 Access 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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12.30pm Jungle Book 3D: Special 1.00 Wild Things 2.00 Futurama (x5) 4.30 The Simpsons 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 Limitless 10.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France 11.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 12.00am Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 1.00 Arrow

7.00pm A History Of Ancient Britain 8.00 Human Planet 9.00 Follow The Money 10.00 Follow The Money 11.00 Dusty Springfield At The BBC 12.00am Definitely Dusty 1.00 Queens Of Soul 2.00 Classic Soul At The BBC 3.00 Dusty Springfield At The BBC

12.25pm Britain’s Got More Talent 1.30 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 2.30 Scorpion 3.30 FILM: Small Soldiers (1998) 5.40 FILM: ScoobyDoo (2002) 7.30 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 9.20 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.25 Celebrity Juice 11.10 Family Guy (x3) 12.40am American Dad! (x2)

6.00am Judge Judy (x2) 6.40 On The Buses (x2) 7.35 Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.50 Goodnight Mister Tom 12.00pm A Touch Of Frost 1.55 Inspector Morse 4.05 Inspector Morse 6.20 Columbo: Lady In Waiting 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Lewis 12.00am Blue Murder 1.30 Doctor At Large 2.00 Nightscreen

11.30am Baby Daddy (x2) 12.30pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 1.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 2.30 The Goldbergs (x3) 4.00 FILM: Bride Wars (2009) 5.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Get Him To The Greek (2010) 11.10 Gogglebox (x2) 12.50am Rude Tube

11.20am Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 12.25pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 2.35 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The Queen’s Coronation: Behind Palace Doors 9.00 How To Be Queen: 63 Years And Counting 10.40 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.50am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Destry Rides Again (1939) 1.00pm Clueless (1995) 3.00 A Monster In Paris (2011) 4.45 Imagine That (2009) 6.55 One Day (2011) 9.00 Faster (2010) 10.55 Fright Night (1985) 1.05am Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979) 3.20 Close

1.00pm FILM: Atlantic Rim (2013) 2.50 FILM: Dracano (2013) 5.00 FILM: Wing Commander (1999) 7.00 FILM: Ice Quake (2010). See highlights. 9.00 FILM: The Abyss (1989) 12.30am FILM: Chupacabra vs The Alamo (2013) 2.20 FILM: Strippers vs Werewolves (2012)

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SUNDAY 17 You Make It, We Show It! Latest TV, 8pm The great Brighton public excel themselves once again, with a marvellous collection of films showcasing what a diverse lot we really are. And at the helm of this good ship Creativity you’ll find captain Bill Smith, along with David Netherton and Nelda Pereira. Savour your neighbour, and send it your own ideas too.

Undercover BBC1, 9pm Secrets and lies – clearly the foundation for any good marriage on the verge of exploding in a shower of politics, corruption and bally good actors acting their chops off! The mystery witness from the case leads Maya to reexamine everything, and Nick is sideswiped by the appearance of a ghost from his past.

Tattoo Fixers E4, 10pm Everybody loves a good story, and a bad tattoo is a punchline to many a good story. Case in point; Sketch this week is covering a less than high-end Egyptianthemed tat that was originally done in a downstairs toilet by a Hell’s Angel. Rock ’n’ roll! Except both girlfriend and mother are not impressed. Time to cover up.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 Kippo And The Bone 9.00 Family, Faith And Fun 9.30 Growing Concerns 10.00 Talk Like That: Reggie Chamberlain King 10.30 The Newspapers 11.00 Latest Homes Live 11.30 Bookenders 12.00pm International Chef Exchange 1.00 Rugby AM 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 The Rosies 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith & Fun 4.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.00 DJ Box 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 We are Stardust Recycling is an important part of people's lives.

Tonight's film looks at ‘going green’ at home to reuse textiles and reduce food waste, and visits Create UK and Rice Lane Primary School.

7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show, a commercial feature, with homes for sale and to let in the area, iconic buildings, local history, architecture and finance tips.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! See highlights.

8.30 Latest News 8.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.00 FilmFest on TV Special episode with award winning movies from the Brighton Youth Film Festival. Jessica Kellgren-Hayes interviews the festival director Elke Sigg and much more!

11.00 DJ Box 11.30 Kick Out The Jams 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 FilmFest on TV 4.00 DJ Box 4.30 You Make It, We Show It! 5.00 Brodian's Basement

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6.00 Paul O’Grady: The Sally Army And Me Series exploring the work of the Salvation Army.

6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Joe Crowley and Anita Rani are in Dumfries and Galloway.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona and the team are at Hanbury Hall near Droitwich in Worcestershire. It’s thought the creator of The Archers based the fictional village of Ambridge on Hanbury, and so it’s quite possible that Hanbury Hall is the inspiration for Lower Loxley Hall.

Mark Hill values a pop art jacket designed by Sir Peter Blake. Sadly its value has been reduced after being eaten in places by a ferret. Rupert Maas appraises one of the finest nude paintings he’s ever seen.

9.00 Undercover See highlights.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights from the day’s three Premier League matches, along with all the goals from Saturday’s games.

11.40 Room 101 - Extra Storage Frank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show.

12.20am World Championship Snooker - Extra 3.20 Snooker Classic Matches 5.20 Weather For The Week Ahead 5.25 BBC News

6.00 Jungle Animal Hospital Natural World Nature documentary.

At the jungle animal hospital in Guatemala, the wards are full of exotic patients.

7.00 Jumbo: The Plane That Changed The World Documentary about the development of the Boeing 747 jumbo jet. The 747 was a game changer, the airliner that revolutionised mass, cheap air travel.

8.00 Natural Born Winners Giants from the world of athletics, rugby and super biking compete against local champions - and each other - in four challenges across the globe.

9.00 Horizon: Closing Time For Zoos Liz Bonnin presents a controversial and provocative episode of Horizon, exploring how and why zoos keep animals, and whether they need to change to keep up with modern science, or ultimately be consigned to history. Should zoos cull their animals to manage populations?

10.00 FILM: The Spectacular Now (2013) Starring Miles Teller, Shailene Woodley, Brie Larson. Romantic comedy chronicling an unlikely relationship between two teenagers.

11.30 World Championship Snooker Highlights Highlights from Sheffield.

12.20am The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story 1.05 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.05 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Flog It! 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Lifeline 4.25 Songs Of Praise 5.00 Life In The Air

6.30am This Farming Life 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 An Island Parish: Shetland 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 Countryfile 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 World Championship Snooker

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.15 Bottom Knocker Street 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.45 The Tom And Jerry Show 8.00 Teen Titans Go! 8.25 Mr Bean 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.30 River Monsters 2.35 Big Star’s Little Star 3.35 Britain’s Got Talent 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents the classic game show.

6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special Celebrity edition of the quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh.

8.00 The Durrells Drama series. It is 1935, and Louisa Durrell has whisked her family away to the sun-drenched island of Corfu. Margo takes pride in her new position at the surgery, but a chance encounter with an exotic recluse highlights where her real talent lies.

9.00 Home Fires Drama series set in a Cheshire village during the Second World War. As the Battle of Britain intensifies, the women must do all they can to keep spirits high. At a dance organised by the Czech soldiers, Joyce gives Sarah some unwelcome advice.

10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Jim Carter: Lonnie Donegan And Me One-off documentary in which Jim Carter tells the extraordinary story of Lonnie Donegan - a trailblazer in the birth of pop music and modern culture.

11.25 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 British Superbike Championship Highlights 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.15am The King Of Queens 6.40 The King Of Queens 7.05 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Sunday Brunch 1.30pm Formula 1: Chinese Grand Prix Highlights 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.30 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Channel 4 News

6.00 Grand Designs Special edition of the property series. Kevin McCloud draws on 15 years of Grand Designs and the astonishing homes that have been filmed in that time - to look at the challenges of self-building in the great British countryside.

7.00 The Fearless Chef: Bolivia Series in which Kenyan chef and restaurateur Kiran Jethwa travels to some of the most remote and spectacular corners of the planet to trace ingredients back to their source.

8.00 Hidden Britain By Drone Documentary presented by Sir Tony Robinson in which the latest drone technology is used to view the UK. 9.00 Indian Summers Drama series.

As Simla gathers to celebrate King George’s Silver Jubilee, Aafrin is trapped in a nightmare. The terrorist Naresh Banerjee is plotting a bomb strike at the picnic. Aafrin needs to enlist the help of his sister Sooni to stop the attack.

10.00 Gogglebox A comedic review of the week’s TV. Viewers share sharp critiques from their sofas.

11.05 FILM: Mud (2012) Starring Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Tye Sheridan, Jacob Lofland. Atmospheric drama.

1.05am Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.15 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 5.10 Location, Location, Location

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Little Princess 7.55 Pip Ahoy!

8.05 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Wanda And The Alien 9.05 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.20 Jelly Jamm 9.35 LazyTown 10.05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.40 The Championship: Football League Tonight 11.40 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight 12.15pm The Gadget Show 1.15 FILM: The Princess Bride (1987) 3.15 FILM: Bend It Like Beckham (2002) 5.30 FILM: Disney’s Hercules (1997) 7.10 Now That’s Funny! Familyfriendly comedy clip show featuring user-generated video content from around the world.

8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us In Vegas Entertaining magic competition hosted by Jonathan Ross.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: Going The Distance (2010) Starring Drew Barrymore, Justin Long, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Christina Applegate, Ron Livingston, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Jim Gaffigan, Natalie Morales, Kelli Garner, Leighton Meester. Romantic comedy. A journalism graduate interning at a New York newspaper for the summer meets a man on the rebound from a recent break up. They agree to date for the six weeks she is in the Big Apple, but the relationship proves to be more than they both expected.

11.05 FILM: Mars Attacks! (1996) Starring Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J Fox and Tom Jones.

Offbeat comic-strip style sci-fi satire about a Martian invasion of planet Earth.

1.05am SuperCasino 3.10 The Tube: Going Underground 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Wildlife SOS 4.50 The Great Artists 5.20 Divine Designs 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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1.30pm Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (x2) 2.30 Futurama (x5) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Muppets 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Wild Things 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Air Ambulance ER 12.00am Stop Search Seize 1.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Trad Jazz Britannia 8.00 FILM: Rock Around The Clock (1956) 9.15 Rock ‘n’ Roll America 10.15 Rock ‘n’ Roll America 11.15 Rock ‘n’ Roll America 12.15am Rich Hall’s California Stars 1.45 Tiger Island: Natural World Special 2.45 Jerusalem: The Making Of A Holy City

12.00pm Take Me Out 1.10 Catchphrase 1.55 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 3.45 FILM: Hotel Transylvania (2012) 5.35 Britain’s Got Talent 7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 8.00 FILM: After Earth (2013) 10.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.55am The Cleveland Show (x2)

9.20am Heartbeat (x2) 11.30 Columbo: Lady In Waiting 1.10pm FILM: Black Beauty (1994) 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.00 Midsomer Murders 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 The Cruise Ship 8.30 Royal Stories 9.00 Great Estates Of Scotland 10.10 FILM: The Queen (2006) 12.20am Inspector Morse

9.55am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Made In Chelsea 1.30 Couples Come Dine With Me 2.30 The Goldbergs (x3) 3.55 FILM: Dear John (2010) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 10.00 Tattoo Fixers. See highlights.

11.00 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.05am The Aliens

12.05pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Vet On The Hill 1.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Grand Designs New Zealand 9.00 FILM: Clear And Present Danger (1994) 11.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.55am Grand Designs New Zealand

11.00am Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971) 1.00pm Brewster’s Millions (1985) 3.05 City Of Ember (2008) 4.55 Marley And Me (2008) 7.10 Legend (1985) 9.00 Now You See Me (2013) 11.15 Friday The 13th (2009) 1.10am Room 237

11.00am FILM: End Of The World (2013) 1.00pm FILM: Crystal Skulls (2014) 3.00 FILM: 9 (2009) 4.40 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 7.10 FILM: Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (2012) 9.00 FILM: Below (2002) 11.00 FILM: Push (2009) 1.10am FILM: Zombie Shark (2015) 3.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files

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MONDAY 18 Isis And The Missing Treasures: Channel 4 Dispatches Channel 4, 8pm As the world looked on shocked as Isis and Syrian troops looted antiquities and demolished historical sites, journalist Simon Cox has been tracking the antiquities business for the last eight months. What is arriving, and where is the money going?

Marcella ITV1, 9pm It’s tricky when you’re a recently returned to the force copper and your personal life keeps cropping up in the old case your working.

Annoying, you could say.

Marcella is terrified after finding Grace’s body, and then discovers that the deceased was having an affair with her husband. Doesn’t look good. And those blackouts...

Plebs ITV2, 10pm It’s not all fame and glory in Ancient Rome, but the boys are after a glimpse of reflected goodness when Grumio is streetcast to play the part of Cupid.

Bless. Marcus becomes his agent swiftly, flashing his connections to impress Delphine, and Stylax understudies in the hope of picking up groupies.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Bostin Bear Club 6.30 Tellus A Story (x2) 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.30 The Vote 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Growing Concerns 10.30 The Vote 11.00 The Vote 11.30 Kippo And The Bone 12.00pm Bookenders 12.30 Land Rovers Live 1.00 The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 4.00 Love That Car 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 Live At The Latest: Noble Jacks 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote 8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an infusion of Caribbean and Asian Food.

9.00 Latest News 9.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 9.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun cookery programme.

10.00 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle continues his culinary tour of great food destinations in the north-east.

10.30 Latest News 10.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 11.30 On The Verge 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Newspapers 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 The Vote 2.00 CaribAsian Cookery 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Northern Cuisine 3.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 4.00 On The Verge 4.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 5.00 The Newspapers 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Day I Met The Queen 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Code 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 MasterChef After four weeks of fierce competition only the 14 best cooks remain.

8.00 EastEnders Tamwar comes to a decision about his future. Jay steps in to help Phil but gets more than he bargained for.

8.30 MasterChef Knockout Week continues, as the 14 best amateur chefs continue to battle it out in a high pressured cook-off.

9.00 Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle A celebration of over twenty years of one of Britain’s most popular comedians. This episode catches up with full-time diva Geraldine McQueen, visits the grand re-opening of the Phoenix Club and Peter plays some misheard song lyrics.

9.30 I Want My Wife Back Romantic comedy. On his way back from another work trip, Murray hears that his beloved wife Bex might be leaving him on her 40th birthday.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You The extended version of the satirical news quiz.

11.30 The Graham Norton Show 12.15am World Championship Snooker - Extra 3.15 Snooker Classic Matches 5.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 5.20 BBC News

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6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain Si and Dave uncover 370 years of pub history in a Yorkshire pub.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip Oldies on the roadies.

8.00 University Challenge It is the grand final of the student quiz.

Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.

8.30 An Island Parish: Shetland Series following community life on Shetland’s most northerly island, Unst. Sula the Shetland pony is spruced up for the annual Unst Agricultural Show as Frank nervously waits to see how she will cope in front of the judges.

9.00 The People V OJ Simpson: American Crime Story Drama based on the infamous trial.

10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. The famously quick-witted Dara O Briain introduces two of comedy’s biggest stars - razor-sharp comic Zoe Lyons and the talented Paul Chowdhry.

10.30 Newsnight 11.25 World Championship Snooker Highlights Highlights from day three in Sheffield.

12.15am Tom Jones’s 1950s: The Decade That Made Me 1.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef 2.15 Sign Zone: The Celebrity Apprentice USA

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Election Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona and Paddy are set to leave.

7.30 Coronation Street It is a baptism of fire for baby Harry. Izzy and Gary face a backlash.

8.00 Further Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green continues to explore his home county - one of the most fascinating, remote and beautiful parts of Great Britain. In the last episode of the series, Robson travels along the sweeping sands of the coastline between Howick and Bamburgh.

8.30 Coronation Street Billy puts Sarah’s mind at ease. Jenny speaks up for Izzy.

9.00 Marcella See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Regional News And Weather 10.45 The Agenda Tom Bradby discusses the big issues of the week with four high profile guests in front of a studio audience.

11.30 The Chase Bradley Walsh hosts as four contestants come face to face with The Chaser.

12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am The Sheriffs Are Coming 6.45 Escape To The Country 7.30 Think Tank 8.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 9.00 Caught Red Handed 9.30 Gardeners’ World 10.00 World Championship Snooker 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Championship Snooker

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Chopping Block 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.35 Four In A Bed 2.10 Fifteen To One 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Too Many Cooks 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Isis And The Missing Treasures: Channel 4 Dispatches See highlights.

8.30 The Food Chain Documentary series. A look at organic lamb and frozen peas.

9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls Reality survival-skills series with adventurer Bear Grylls. Despite their previous success with catching a shark, the search for food continues for the remaining castaways. As hunger and exhaustion sets in, singletons Patrick and Sarah seek comfort in each other while the rest of the men and women start to fall apart - including an explosive row between two of the women.

10.00 Sex Box Sex-themed discussion show presented by Steve Jones and the Belgian sexologist Goedele Liekens.

11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts as captain Sean Lock and Rhod Gilbert go up against rival captain Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe.

12.10am One Born Every Minute 1.05 British Army Girls 2.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 3.00 Lookalikes 3.30 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade 3.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.05 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy: Toyland Detective 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Beware!

Cowboy Builders Abroad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 Access 3.20 FILM: Dangerous Company (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Despite DNA tests revealing no link, Dylan is convinced of Zac’s guilt and charges him with Charlotte’s murder.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In Colour Documentary series bringing the history of the Second World War to life with the aid of the latest research and modern technology.

8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked documentary series.

9.00 The Tube: Going Underground Documentary series following the work of the staff who keep London’s underground train service running smoothly. Tube staff face their busiest and most unusual shift of the year - New Year’s Eve. 10.00 Gotham: Wrath Of The Villains Drama series set in preBatman Gotham City. Alfred and Selina help Bruce on his quest to find his parents’ killer while Doctor Strange continues his horrifying therapy on the Penguin.

11.00 Person Of Interest Drama series. Reese and Finch must protect a streetwise con artist, whose plan to steal cash from a medical marijuana dispensary goes up in smoke when the Brotherhood become involved.

11.55 Person Of Interest Drama.

12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Castle 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Forever 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Air Ambulance ER 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 Limitless 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm News 7.30 The Flying Archaeologist 8.00 Antiques Uncovered 9.00 A History Of Ancient Britain 10.00 She-Wolves: England’s Early Queens 11.00 Imagine... Zaha Hadid: Who Dares Wins 12.10am Ancient Greece: The Greatest Show On Earth 1.10 The Body Beautiful: Ancient Greeks

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 Plebs. See highlights. 10.30 Family Guy 11.00 American Dad! (x2) 11.55 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.50am Two And A Half Men

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 When Kate Met William: A Tale Of Two Lives 10.00 Prime Suspect 5 12.20am The Darling Buds Of May

1.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

8.55am Jamie’s Super Food 9.35 A Place In The Sun 10.40 Time Team (x2) 12.50pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A New Life In The Sun 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Posh Pawnbrokers 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Undercover Boss USA 1.10 Vet On The Hill

11.00am Rio Grande (1950) 1.10pm Arizona Raiders (1965) 2.55 The Cockleshell Heroes (1956) 4.55 Jubal (1956) 7.00 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) 9.00 Unknown (2011) 11.15 Rush Hour 3 (2007) 1.00am Bullhead (2011) 3.40 Close

1.00pm FILM: Impact Earth (2015) 3.00 Quantum Leap 4.00 The Librarians 5.00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: The Scorpion King (2002) 11.00 FILM: Outlander (2008) 1.30am Quantum Leap 2.30 Mutant X