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BRIGHTON FREE | 29 August – 4 September 2017 | Issue 844

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MOVIE MADNESS All of Latest TV’s films in one place KING OF THE JUNGLE Joe Pasquale brings comedy to Worthing

IT’S A TRAP! Jessie Wallace & Paul Bradley star in Deathtrap at Theatre Royal Brighton Page 5

Joe Fuller interviews The Magnetic Fields page 4

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Louis Michael

from the

EDITOR

LOUDMOUTH

Interviewing those we hold dear

Self love

I

I

was a little nervous about the interview on page four. The Magnetic Fields are my third­most listened to band of the last ten years (according to last.fm): they have a fantastic back catalogue and their best album, 69 Love Songs, is an inimitable work filled with memorable melodies.

I've interviewed plenty of people before but this was a phone call that I was particularly personally invested in. If it didn't go well, would I still enjoy The Magnetic Fields’ music in the same way? Thankfully, happily, the conversation was friendly, and Stephin Merritt was as insightful, considered, and intelligent as you would expect from his music.

Stephin was perfectly polite and welcoming too, and certainly didn’t seem the dour or difficult personality that some have suggested over the years. The focus on personality and clickbait in music journalism can be vacuous and irritating anyway: it doesn’t matter what Ryan Adams and Father John Misty think of each other, for example. But I mention it here because it raises interesting questions about the form of the interview itself.

If you read the full interview at thelatest.co.uk then you might think that Merritt is being disagreeable when we discuss touring vs residencies for example, but if you listened to the conversation you would hear a perfectly amiable exchange and an interesting discussion. Interviewees aren't obliged to settle into the interviewer's mold, or their preferred style of communication. I can only assume that previous interviewers might have objected to some polite objections, or misunderstood Stephin in some way.

This is all irrelevant noise of course. Read the interview to pique your interest (hopefully), listen to the records, and go to the shows.

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may have spoken about this before, but it's a topic that's close to my heart and a multifaceted issue that could be approached from a multitude of angles, so excuse me while I explore a new side of the subject. Self love. To me, quite possibly the most important thing in the world, a tenet of my existence and a guiding principle that acts as a lighthouse when I'm lost in the turbulent seas of life and emotion. And, unfortunately, also one of the most misunderstood and intentionally vilified matters in contemporary society.

Take a moment to think how many industries would go bankrupt overnight if everyone in the world woke up tomorrow morning loving themselves. Once you realise how many companies rely on your self consciousness to make their money you can begin to chip away at this blatant and savage lie that loving yourself isn't right or ok. These industries have propagated a misconception that to love yourself is synonymous with arrogance. By doing this they corrupt the concept of self love and keep everyone in a perpetual state of self loathing, anxiety and fear, putting you in the perfect state to be receptive to their empty materialistic products they advertise as being able to fill the gaping hole in you left by your lack of self love.

Don't misunderstand me, I am by no means advocating for a world free of industries like clothing and make up and others of that ilk. But what I am a firm advocate for is a world in which greedy capitalistic corporations do not prey on the fragility and vulnerability of a society that has not yet embraced the transformational power of unconditional love for oneself and everyone else.

By capitalising on this they amplify and reinforce the idea that you are not the innately perfect and beautiful being that you are as soon as you are born. They steal away the truth of your reality and replace it with a painful lie that you are not worthwhile. It's time to stop believing them.

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THE MAGNETIC FIELDS Stephin Merritt of resplendently melodic band The Magnetic Fields spoke exclusively to Joe Fuller, ahead of their theatrical Brighton Dome shows.

To read the full interview, head to thelatest.co.uk.

Could you tell us about the 50 Song Memoir album that the two evenings will be pulling from?

50 Song Memoir is an autobiographical, five disc set of entirely true songs about me, which is something that I usually would never do. I am not an autobiographical songwriter. Some people write songs about their life. I do not.

I like the decision to split it into five discs. It reminds me of EPs and how they’re easy to dip in and out of.

Yes, when I did 69 Love Songs, it seemed like one hour per disc was perfectly reasonable but nowadays, one hour is forever. Especially if you expect people to listen to the lyrics. Without something to look at, it’s hard for people to absorb information from listening, nowadays. They’re expecting information from something glowing and warm in their hands. But for the show we actually have a huge, pretty projection screen with appropriate visuals that help keep the focus on the lyrics.

Will that include videos like A Cat Called Dionysus’ animations, or is it a range of things?

It’s a range of things. The Dionysus video is more literal

than many of them are. But we tried to have the projections have different relations to the music, rather than all of them acting out the lyrics or something.

Will you just be playing the album on the evenings or will there be other fan favourites too?

(Laughs) We’re just playing the album. The album is two and a half hours long. What with banter in between and changing instruments, it would be painfully long if we also played The Book of Love. And we don’t do encores. We’re just playing the album.

(Strange noise on Joe’s end of the phone call.) Is that a bird?

“ Honest

musicians admit that they don’t enjoy touring ”

Yes, a seagull. In Brighton there’s a lot of seagulls. Have you been to Brighton before?

I have: we went once on tour. I have not been to Brighton on vacation. Bookending this tour I’m actually going to do vacationing, which is something I never do. Last

time I was on vacation, I went to Costa Rica in 1998. So it’s been 19 years since I had a vacation. We’re starting the tour in Edinburgh and ending it in London. I’m going to spend almost a week in Edinburgh beforehand, and a week in London afterwards. I wish I could also spend a week in Brighton. I really like Brighton. It has really good food, even.

Good food, and good pubs too. In Kemptown there’s some good gay bars as well if you did want to write, although if you’re on vacation I guess you might not want to be songwriting.

Oh no I don’t know how to turn that off actually. When I was in Costa Rica, I was songwriting on the beach. I imagine I will be hanging out in gay bars and writing songs for a few hours every day. It’s a hard habit to break. The United States equivalent of Brighton is Provincetown in Massachusetts, a few hours from Boston. It’s a traditional vacation spot which has become especially focused on gay vacationers and is also an art colony too.

After the vacationing, do you have any plans for you or The Magnetic Fields?

Well we go to Australia in October. I am not thinking beyond the tour. We haven’t actually been to Continental Europe, except one festival in Barcelona and it sure would make sense to play Scandinavia and Germany and Spain and Portugal like we usually do. Portugal is the place in the world where we are most popular, for some reason. Not the United States, but Portugal. And we haven’t played there which doesn’t make any sense. So I’m hoping that the tour will get longer.

You’re excited about the tour then?

Well I didn’t say I was excited about the tour (laughs). I don’t enjoy touring. Honest musicians admit that they don’t enjoy touring. Except… I was just talking to Laurie Anderson backstage at a benefit and she said that she loves touring. And now that she’s alone she loves the opportunity to meet new people that touring affords.

The last thing that I want to do is meet new people that I’m probably never going to see again. What fun is that?

The Magnetic Fields: 50 Song Memoir, Brighton Dome Concert Hall, 7­8 September, 7.15pm, £20/£24 per Part or £43 combined, brightondome.org, 01273 709709

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DEATH

TRAP The Killer Thriller to die for

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hat better way to welcome the autumn months than to watch a brand new production of the unmissable thriller Deathtrap, a wickedly enjoyable who’ll­do­it?

Deathtrap, a truly satisfying spine chiller that is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat, visits Theatre Royal Brighton for one week only from Tuesday 12 – Saturday 16 September and features TV stars Paul Bradley (Holby City and EastEnders) and BAFTA nominee Jessie Wallace (EastEnders and Redwater). Jessie last visited the city in March last year starring in the sell out Peter James production of The Perfect Murder.

Sidney Bruhl (Bradley), a once successful writer of stage thrillers, is in the grip of chronic writer’s block. Out of the blue, young playwright Clifford Anderson sends Bruhl one of the only two copies of his brilliant new whodunit, Deathtrap.

Desperate to set Broadway alight once more, Sidney spies his

chance to invite Clifford to his remote country home. Oh, and to bring the only other copy of Deathtrap with him! If Bruhl can kill the newcomer and pass the play off as his own, he could once again be the toast of Broadway.

Written by the award winning playwright and author Ira Levin (Rosemary’s Baby, The Stepford Wives and Critics Choice), Deathtrap is directed by the newly appointed Artistic Director Designate of Nottingham Playhouse: Adam Penford (The Boys in the Band, A Small Family Business and Committee at the Donmar Warehouse).

“ Deathtrap continues to hold the

record as the longest running thriller in Broadway history ”

Deathtrap is a masterpiece of suspense and continues to hold the record as the longest running thriller in Broadway history. It has also been made into a smash hit film starring Michael Caine and Christopher Reeve.

Do not miss one of the most successful thrillers ever staged – a show that promises an ingenious maze of twists and turns that will keep you guessing until the very end.

Tue 12 – Sat 16 September Eves 7.45pm Wed, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm 0844 871 7650* atgtickets.com/brighton* *Booking fees apply. Calls cost up to 7p per minute, plus your phone company’s access charge

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HOT LIST

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Señor Buddha

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here’s no denying that chef Michael Bremner is a star, 64 Degrees is rated 16th in the UK’s top 100 restaurants and he was a winner on BBC’s Great British Menu. So it comes as no surprise that he is branching out. At 64 he was king of the small plate, at Murmur it’s very different, large plates and very delicious large plates they are too.

I was joined for lunch by Mr L and Mr K and we were in the mood for a spot of al fresco delight, but rain stopped play and we dined in the doorway of his stylish new venture. He had already told me that he wanted to do something very different, create somewhere that he would like to go with his kids, that said they are very discerning young ladies.

The menu is pretty small, a welcome sign of fresh dishes to come and there were a couple of very appealing specials, but in the end we went with the list, Mr L & K starting with fresh tagliatelle with 64º egg, parmesan and fresh truffle. It looked, and smelled amazing.

I chose the short rib skewers and loved the tender meat, brilliant pickles and tasty mayo. I was glad too that we had some of the amazing bread left for mopping purposes.

Mr K had the lamb rump with basil, fregola, charred and pickled courgette. He has a healthy appetite, useful when served such a generous plate of food, there’s certainly nothing mimsy about a Murmur portion, and he scoffed the lot loving every mouthfull. Mr L did the same with his cod, mussels and butter beans. I looked on with envy, it really was a fabulous looking dish with perfectly cooked cod, falling into pearlescent flakes.

I chose the ox tongue, a variant of his BBC winning dish, simplified slightly but to no ill effect. The hockey puck sized portion of tongue was incredible, truly divine, the salad of roquette and pickled shallot a perfect refreshing foil and a very neccessary one. I say this because the mash was killer rich, almost bordering on butter thickened with potato – and it was superb, unmissably good. I think butter should be one of your five a day and Mr B seems to think the same.

We should have stopped there but the temptations continued, a chocolate and raspberry pudding with vanilla ice­cream, a perfect lemon tart – incredible pastry, served with yoghurt sorbet, and for me a panacotta with strawberries. The wine line list is short but expertly chosen with some real treats. In fact the whole thing is a treat and I plan to return very soon for breakfast, lunch and dinner too. Another gem from Michael Bremner and his team.

“ Another gem

from Mr Bremner & his team ”

Murmur, 91­96 Kings Road Arches, Brighton, BN1 2LN, 01273 711900

Señor Buddha is a modern tapas bar located at Preston Circus, offering an ever changing tapas menu based around Spanish and East Asian cuisine. With just 24 seats, this small tapas bar is always busy so booking is recommended.

9 Preston Road, Brighton, BN1 4QE | www.senorbuddha.co.uk 01273 567832 | bookings@senorbuddha.co.uk

Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth.

We serve the best burgers you’ve ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings.

87­93 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE www.coggingsandco.com | 01273 220220

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Chaula’s, Lewes

The Restaurant at Drakes, Brighton

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes.

Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday.

Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings.

The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99.

Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Nestled in Brighton’s top Designer Hotel, The Restaurant at Drakes offers world­class fine dining where the emphasis is always on best quality. Shuttered windows, brick arches and subtle lighting create a perfect backdrop for leisurely lunches, romantic dinners and special occasions. Private Dining Room also available.

Enjoy lunch with us and receive your 3RD COURSE FREE Just quote “THE LATEST” when you book (not valid Sundays – max 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes Hotel, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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STAGE Mata Hari: Female Spy at Shoreham’s Ropetackle Arts Centre

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here’s Bond and Bourne, George Smiley and countless other fictional spies and nearly all of them are male and figures of pure invention that have fuelled TV and cinema for years. And then there is Mata Hari, again the subject of films and TV, but the difference being that Mata Hari, or Margaretha Geertruida "Margreet" MacLeod is not a fiction but a real woman.

Mata Hari: Dutch exotic dancer, lover, confidante, contradiction and liar.

Executed by firing squad in 1917 and regarded the most notorious female spy in history… or was she?

100 years after her execution and inspired by her own words, this enthralling new play tells Mata Hari’s fascinating story: from growing up in the Netherlands to her marriage in the Dutch East Indies, becoming an acclaimed exotic dancer to her involvement in the Great War.

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Caught between France and Germany and propositioned by both for intelligence, Mata was eventually executed for

“ Mata Hari: the

most notorious spy in history. Or was she? ”

being a double agent by the French authorities. But is her story one of set­up? Did she

really deserve to die? Only you can decide.

Using Mata Hari’s own words, performer Katharine Mary gives a powerful portrayal of this truly compelling woman. Mata Hari has inspired countless films, musicals and TV shows, but there is only one true story, her story: the world’s first, and most fascinating, femme fatale.

Ropetackle spokesman Mark Phillips said: “It’s a story straight out of a novel, at least you’d be forgiven for thinking so. Except it’s not – like all good stories, this one is true.”

Mata Hari: Female Spy is written and directed by Gavin Robertson. Performed by Katharine Mary. With original music composed by Danny Bright. Gavin Robertson is a Brighton based actor, producer, director and performer. He works internationally and has produced original theatre for over 20 years. The Ropetackle in Shoreham is one of the most vibrant arts venues in Sussex and is easily accessed from both Brighton and Worthing.

Saturday 2nd September, Starts 8pm, Tickets: £10 Box Office: 01273 464440 ropetacklecentre.co.uk

REVIEW Lambchop

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ny self­respecting music lover will see plenty of great gigs, but moments of perfection in the live arena are genuinely rare. This was one of those treasured occasions.

Playing a stripped back, minimalist set, Kurt Wagner and the current incarnation of his band masterfully took the audience on a spectacularly beautiful and unique journey.

Playing material from their most recent chilled, electronic inspired album FLOTUS and reimagining old songs in the same vein, everything from the venue and atmosphere to the faultless performance and crystal clear sound came together perfectly. An absolutely peerless work of art, and an absolute pleasure to witness.

De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill, 18 August

★★★★★

Adam Lindsay

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BRIGHTON LIGHTS WHAT TO DO IN THE CITY > MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT WITH JOE FULLER

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alt­J are a great pop band with strong albums: I enjoy the simplicity and clarity of their keyboards, bass, guitars and drums as well as their varied sound, ranging from baroque pop to more funky rock. The first few tracks on ‘This Is All Yours’ are some of their best, if you want to know where to start.

Brighton Centre, 4 September, 6.30pm, From £33.45

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Band Of Horses are of a more indie than pop ballad bent however, and they’re playing an exclusive UK venue gig at the De La Warr. Listen to ‘The Funeral’ if you want to get in the right widescreen anthem mood.

> COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE

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King Of The Jungle (back in 2004) and prime minister of the silly (for all time), Joe Pasquale brings his latest show to Worthing promising to explain why the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be arriving on My Little Ponies, and what Action Man held with his gripping hands. Marking thirty years in comedy, variety, quiz show hosting this year, and still going strong.

Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, Thurday 31 August, 7.30pm, £19/18/16

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September hits the ground running with Mrs Barbara Nice taking up headlining duties at gay­friendly monthly night Bent Double. A firm favourite, bringing suburbia’s cutting edge to comedy – in character – she is joined by award­winning Larry Dean, turning Glasgow toughnut stereotypes on their head, and further support from Harriet Dyer. All skillfully corralled by the ever­funny favourite MC that is Zoe Lyons.

Komedia, Sunday 3 September, 7.30pm, £12/9/5

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De La Warr Pavilion, 5 September, 7pm, £22.50

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One of my arts highlights last year was vrLAB at the Old Market, so I’m thrilled to be heading to #TOMtech 2017 this year. First up is the ‘digital forest’ of Habitats, which sees musical trees made of lasers creating vibrant patterns of light and sound. This looks like a potential word­of­mouth sensation for the city, and tickets are selling fast.

The Old Market, 29 Aug to 10 Sep

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White Feather Boxer is the story of a boxer who was also a Conscientious Objector.

Elderly trainer Jimmy can't face his demons from the past but takes on an angry new demon in the form of female boxer Jo. Former audience members have praised the production for being “stimulating and entertaining”.

The Marlborough, 4 September 7.30pm, £7/£5

> ARTS WITH BRIGHTON’S ARTY

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If you’ve ever visited The Wolf at the Door studio during Artists Open Houses you’ll have encountered the creative skills of multi­talented, multi­media artist Jill Tattersall. So we’re thrilled to hear that her inspired painting Murmuration 2 has been shortlisted for The National Open Art Competition Prize 2017.

Alongside the official judging there’s also a public vote, so show your support at nationalopenart.org

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Trafalgar Street’s Dynamite Gallery has gained a reputation for constantly pulling in elegant, edgy and unusual work. It’s hosting a solo show this September by one of our favourite local artists: Sam Hewitt.

This is an artist that draws with such heart, and belief in his subject, that whatever he puts his brush to, he pulls you in. Don’t miss! artymagazines.com

@latestjoef

@brightonsarty

To discover 20 more things to do this week, watch Joe’s Brighton Lights show on Latest TV every Monday at 8.30pm.

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MOVIES ON LATEST TV All day & late night

Tuesday 29 August

Thursday 31 August

6.10am Three Witnesses 1935. Drama. Starring Henry Kendall, Garry Marsh & Geraldine Fitzgerald. Murder mystery within a firm of contractors, following a takeover bid.

6.00am The Fighting Champ 1932. Western. Stars Bob Steele, Arletta Duncan & Kit Guard. After getting into a fight with a ranch foreman, Steele finds himself in the fight for his life.

8.40 Quiet Woman 1951. Crime drama starring Derek Bond, Jane Hylton and Dora Bryan.

A proprietress of a country inn becomes involved with smugglers.

8.25 The Shipbuilders 1943. War drama. Clive Brook, Finlay Currie, and Moira Lister. Set in a Clyde dockyard, a millionaire shipbuilder and his best riveter symbolize British unity in World War II.

10.25 End of the Road 1954. Drama. Unhappy with enforced retirement, Mick-mack takes a lesser job at the factory, which creates strains within the family.

Starring Finlay Currie & Duncan Lamont.

12.00pm Velvet Touch 1948. Thriller. A police captain (Sydney Greenstreet) must solve the murder of a producer. Was it his ex or his ex ex? Stars Rosalind Russell, Leo Glenn & Claire Trevor.

2.00pm Impact 1963. Drama. Jack Moir (Conrad Phillips of 'William Tell' fame), a newspaper reporter, is framed by 'The Duke' (George Pastell), a Soho racketeer against whom he has written a series of articles.

4.00 A Place Of One's Own 1945. Drama. Stars Margaret Lockwood, James Mason & Barbara Mullen. After an elderly couple move into an old house, they are joined by a young girl who becomes possessed.

10.00 The Night My Number Came Up 1955. Mystery. Starring Michael Redgrave, Sheila Sim, Denholm Elliott and Alexander Knox. A military aircraft's fate may or may not depend on a prophetic nightmare.

10.00 Miracle In Soho 1957. Romance. Starring John Gregson, Belinda Lee, Cyril Cusack and Peter Illing. Michael is an unhappy road worker, until he meets Julia, and 'the miracle' happens.

12.00pm A Tale of Five Cities 1951. Drama. Stars Bonar Colleano, Barbara Kelly, Eva Bartok & Gina Lollobrigida. When an Englishman leaves America to enlist in the RAF, his gruelling combat experiences result in a loss of memory.

2.00 Barbados Quest 1952. Crime Drama. Starring Tom Conway, Delphi Lawrence & Brian Worth. Philatelist J.D. Everleigh hires a detective to investigate his purchase of a rare Barbados overprint stamp which may be forged.

Saturday 2 September 6.00am Who Killed Frank Daniels 1932. Crime A crooked undertaker switches bodies to cover up a murder. Starring Zasu Pitts.

8.20 Barbary Coast 1935. Drama. Stars Edward G Robinson, Miriam Hopkins, Joel McCrea & Walter Brennan. During the 1850s gold rush, the kept woman of a rich crook falls in love with an honest man.

10.05 Private Information 1952. Drama starring Jill Esmond, Jack Watling, Carol Marsh and Gerard Heinz. Charlotte suspects that the council is corrupt and building defective drains that could cause public health issues.

12.00pm Chance of a Lifetime 1950. Comedy. Stars Basil Radford, Bernard Miles, Kenneth More, Patrick Troughton & Hattie Jacques. The staff of an engineering firm take over after going on strike.

2.05 Web of Evidence 1959. Thriller. Stars Van Johnson, Vera Miles, Bernard Lee & Jean Kent. A WW2 evacuee returns years later to England and finds his father in prison and framed for murder.

4.00 The Mummy's Shroud 1967. Horror. Stars Andre Morrel, Michael Ripper, Elisabeth Sellars & David Buck. An Ancient Egyptian curse settles upon the doomed members of an archaeological expedition.

4.00 Morning Departure 1950. Action. Starring: John Mills, Richard Attenborough, Nigel Patrick and Peter Hammond. A submarine crew fights for survival after a mine explosion sinks their vessel.

10.00 Arthur's Dyke 2001. Drama. Stars Pauline Quirke, Brian Conley, Robert Daws & Nicholas Farrell. Ramblers recreate their conquest of the Offa's Dyke Path 20 years earlier but with a woman!

10.00 Night of the Big Heat 1967. Sci-Fi. Starring Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing & Patrick Allen.

A heatwave forces the atmosphere to boiling point. It falls to Godfrey Hanson to discover the reason.

Sunday 3 September

Wednesday 30 August

6.05am A Fire Has Been Arranged 1935. Starring Rob Wilton. Two robbers hide their loot before spending 10 years in jail, but upon release they realise things have changed quite a bit in 10 years.

6.00am Rose Of Tralee 1937. Starring Binkie Stuart & Talbot O'Farrell. Paddy, an Irish singer goes to America to seek fame and fortune, is successful and returns to search for his family.

8.25 Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome 1947. Action.Stars Boris Karloff, Ralph Byrd & Anne Gwynne. Dick Tracy goes up against a villain who robs banks using a nerve gas.

9.40 Freedom of the Seas 1934. Comedy starring Clifford Mollison, Wendy Barrie and Zelma O'Neal. A mild mannered clerk, with a crush on his boss's daughter, is led astray by an old friend.

8.15 Home and Away 1956. Drama starring Jack Warner, Thora Hird, Harry Fowler and Kathleen Harrison. Based on 'The Huggetts' family rivalry when two sons win the football pools.

12.00pm Summertime 1955. Drama. Jane (Katharine Hepburn) finally makes her dream trip to Venice but has no one to share the beautiful city with, until...

Directed by David Lean.

9.55 Scarlet Street 1945. Drama. Stars Edward G. Robinson, Joan Bennett & Dan Duryea.

A banker in a dying marriage falls for a thug's girlfriend. They find a cruel way to cash in on his infatuation.

1.55 Block-Heads 1938. Comedy. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Patricia Ellis & Billy Gilbert. Unaware that the Great War has ended, Stan remains at his post for 20 years.

12.00pm It's Great to be Young 1956. Musical. John Mills stars as a well-loved teacher in this gentle musical comedy portraying life in the 1950s.

3.05 Laurel & Hardy: Lucky Dog 1917. Comedy. This Silent film, directed by Jess Robbins, was the first ever fil of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy performing together.

1.50 All At Sea Short comedy film starring Hal Monty and Max Bygraves as two sailors on leave. Hal tries his hand at boxing but gets more than he bargained for.

2.00 Mark of The Phoenix 1957. Crime drama directed by Maclean Rogers and starring Anton Diffring. Crooks steal a secret metal formula and plan to smuggle it into East Germany.

4.00 The Real Glory 1939. War. Stars Gary Cooper, David Niven, Andrea Leeds & Broderick Crawford. In 1906, Col. Hatch is stationed in the Philippines and recruits officers to train the locals.

10.15 Fear And Desire 1953. War. Stars Frank Silvera, Kenneth Harp & Paul Mazursky. Four soldiers trapped behind enemy lines must confront their fears and desires.

4.15 Theatre Royal 1943. Comedy. Stars Bud Flanagan, Chesney Allen, Peggy Dexter & Lydia Sherwood. A theatre manager becomes broke and wishes to close. A rare broadcast of a formerly 'lost' film.

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Friday 1 September 6.15am Trail of Terror 1935. Western. Stars Bob Steele, Beth Marion & Forrest Taylor.

Manning breaks out of prison and joins Blake's gang of outlaws.

8.25 Once A Sinner 1950. Drama. A lowly bank clerk marries a good time girl but she twotimes him for her old crooked boyfriend (Sydney Tafler). Starring Jack Watling, Pat Kirkwood and Thora Hird.

10.25 Captain Scarlett 1953. Adventure. Stars Richard Greene, Leonora Amar & Manolo Fabregas. Scarlett returns to France to find the Duke of Corlaine seizing property and terrorizing those who resist.

12.00pm The Cowboy & The Lady 1938. Drama. Stars Gary Cooper, Merle Oberon & Walter Brennan. An adventure is born when a presidential nominee's daughter is mistaken for a maid by a cowboy and falls in love.

200 The Traitors 1962. Thriller. Starring Patrick Allen, Jacqueline Ellis & James Maxwell. Espionage story telling how British and U.S. security agents outwit ruthless and cunning traitors.

Block­Heads – Laurel and Hardy

10.00 Poor Cow 1967. Kitchen sink drama by Ken Loach. Young mother Joy (Carol White) is forced to fend for herself when her brutal husband, Tom (Bindon), goes to jail. Can Joy find solace with Dave (Terence Stamp)?

Monday 4 September 6.00am Love At Sea 1936. Comedy. Stars Rosalyn Boulter & Carl Harbord. A couple plan to meet on a cruise but, unsure of themselves, send substitutes.

8.35 Make Me an Offer 1954. Comedy. Starring Peter Finch. The story of Charlie, who as a boy fell in love with a Portland Vase on a trip to a museum, pursues his dream as an antiques dealer.

10.25 Rose of Cimmaron 1952. Western. Stars Jack Buetel, Mala Powers, Bill Williams. Rose, a young girl fostered by a Cherokee family, seeks revenge after her foster parents are murdered by outlaws 12.05pm Blind Date 1959. Thriller. Starring Hardy Krüger & Micheline Presle. The Mistress of a struggling artist is killed and inspector Morgan (Stanley Baker) investigates a complex case.

2.00 Shadows on the Stairs 1941. Crime. Stars Frieda Inescort & Paul Cavanagh. Occupants of a boarding house become suspects after a string of murders.

4.00 Folly To Be Wise 1952. Comedy. Stars Alastair Sim, Elizabeth Allan & Roland Culver.

Newly arrived Army Chaplin, Captain Paris (Alastair Sim) attempts to book various acts for the entertainment of a troop of soldiers.

4.05 You're Only Young Twice 1952. Comedy. Stars Duncan Macrae, Joseph Tomelty, Charles Hawtrey, Ronnie Corbett & Patrick Barr. A new Lord Rector arrives at Skerryvore University, but turns out to be a very attractive young woman

10.00 The Day Of The Triffids 1962. Sci-Fi. A spectacular meteor storm blinds the world, except Bill.

He, and a few others, must battle with flesh eating plants. Starring Nicole Maurey, Howard Keel, Janette Scott and Kieron Moore.

10.00 Innocents In Paris 1953. Comedy. Stars Margaret Rutherford, Alastair Sim, Jimmy Edwards & Ronald Shiner. A diverse group of people fly to Paris and find the city changes their lives in some way.

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TUESDAY 29 Possibly... The Best Adverts In The World ITV1, 8pm Hugh Dennis hosts two hours of celebrating British adverts – on ITV1 so you’ll even get a taste of the most up-to-date ads too. Celebrity guests introduce a range of their favourites by category, so that’s including Bill Bailey’s food ads, Chris Kamara’s booze and fags, and Chris Ramsay’s sweets. Bizarre.

Great British Bake Off Channel 4, 8pm It’s back but it’s on Channel 4, without Mel and Sue or Mary Berry. Will Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding be able to step up to the biscuit-filled plate? It kicks off with Cake Week, and the bakers are set a fruity signature challenge followed by Prue Leith’s first technical of a kids’ tea party favourite. Yum yum.

¸ terrestrial 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Brighton Lights Joe Fuller presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond.

7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition, keeping you up to date with all the high impact action from the UK's premier wrestling brand, New Generation Wrestling.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills.

9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBT-focused chat show.

9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of his studio guest.

10.00 FILM: The Night My Number Came Up (1955) Mystery. Directed by Leslie Norman and starring Michael Redgrave, Sheila Sim, Denholm Elliott and Alexander Knox. A military aircraft's fate may or may not depend on a prophetic nightmare.

12.00am Deliver Us 12.20 Flashbacks 12.30 The Jigs & The Reels 1.00 AK Soufflé 1.30 Queer Say 2.00 Latest News 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 The Music of Barry Mills

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6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Lauren urges Steven to tell his family the truth. Linda leaves Mick at a loss, leading him to come to an upsetting realisation.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Holby When events take a tragic turn during the Holby half-marathon, Lofty is forced to finally confront his feelings for Dominic. Fletch enlists Jac's help to treat a patient who desperately needs to get home to his children. Guy puts Zosia to the test to prove she made the right decision in transferring to neurology.

9.00 Trust Me Drama series. Ally's personal and professional life begins to fall apart. Karl heads up to Edinburgh, desperate to take Molly back to Sheffield. Will Ally stop him before it is too late?

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 New Tricks Cry Me a River. A young woman's paternity test leads to the reopening of a notorious murder case from the seedy underworld of 1980s Soho in which the prime suspect was mysterious ex-jazz chanteuse Angela Gold.

11.45 Ambulance An unprecedented insight into the London Ambulance Service.

12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead

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6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Royal Recipes 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Tanni Grey-Thompson and Jade Jones. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. Top wheelchair Paralympians Tanni Grey-Thompson and Jade Jones do battle in the north east of England. Tanni has a record haul of medals and records, while her promising young protégé Jade is just starting out on her athletics career. In the company of experts Phil Serrell and David Harper, the baroness from County Durham and Middlesbrough's Jade are on the lookout for antiques to take to auction in Harrogate. Tanni also tries her hand at traditional glass making and Jade learns about the man who was a design champion of the region.

8.00 The Big Family Cooking Showdown 9.00 Mountain: Life At The Extreme 10.00 Quacks 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 Dangerous Borders: A Journey Across India And Pakistan On the third and final leg of their journey, journalists Adnan Sarwar and Babita Sharma travel along the northern part of the border which divides India and 12.15am My Family, Partition And Me: India 1947

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6.00pm ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra.

6.30 ITV Evening News Alastair Stewart presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.

7.00 Emmerdale Aaron is ready to fight. Rebecca fears for Lawrence.

Faith faces a choice.

7.30 Britain As Seen On ITV The Female of the Species. In celebration of 60 years of ITV. Today's episode focuses on the changing face of the modern woman.

8.00 Possibly... The Best Adverts In The World See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten Tom Bradby presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.

10.30 ITV News Meridian A round-up of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather.

10.40 The Brighton Police Armed Robbery. Documentary series following the work of detectives in Brighton as they tackle crime in the bustling seaside city. In this episode, detective sergeant Julie Greenwood is certain robbers who targeted a betting shop and got away will soon strike again.

11.40 Lethal Weapon Pilot. US drama series based on the film franchise.

12.35am Jackpot247

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6.00pm The Simpsons Pranksta Rap. Bart goes to a rap benefit, after Marge forbids him. To cover-up, Bart fakes his own kidnapping. Guest stars 50 Cent.

6.30 Hollyoaks Dirk hears a voicemail from Cindy and rushes home, while Hunter gets an interview at art college in Edinburgh. Later, Neeta snaps at Mac and he is suspicious.

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

8.00 Great British Bake Off See highlights.

9.15 Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls Adventurer Bear Grylls challenges ten brave celebrities to endure four weeks surviving in one of the toughest environments on earth. Former Welsh sprinter Iwan Thomas leads the group to a beach.

10.15 The Whinge List Comedy series in which celebrity couples reveal their minor gripes about their other halves.

Joan Collins, Freddie Flintoff, Jon Richardson list some habits they're fed up with.

11.00 Sarah Millican: Outsider Standup comedy. Recorded at the Brighton Dome, plain-speaking Geordie Sarah Millican shares her thoughts on moving to the countryside, getting a rescue dog and her struggles with irritable bowel syndrome.

12.15am Best Before: Music On 4

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ales from the Margins is the weekly film programme where I, Rainer Schulze, show films about LGBTIQ people from around the world and the issues and problems they face. I am also talking with the filmmakers about why they made their films and what they hope to achieve with them.

1 Sep: And Still We Rise pt. 1, the struggle of the Ugandan LGBTIQ community against the country’s Anti­Homosexuality Act. 4 Sep/8 Sep: And Still We Rise pt. 2.

11 Sep/15 Sep: Ghost Empire: Cyprus, being LGBTIQ in North Cyprus.

Roma Boys: The Love Story

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“ I show films about LGBTIQ people from around the world ” 18 Sep/22 Sep: Ghost Empire: Singapore: pt. 1, the problems and struggles of the LGBTIQ community in Singapore.

25 Sep/29 Sep: Ghost Empire: Singapore: pt. 2 2 Oct/6 Oct: Roma Boys: The Love Story, the struggle of being Roma and LGBTIQ 9 Oct/13 Oct: I’m Not Sick! I’m Gay pt. 1, being LGBTIQ in the Central Asian republic of Kazakhstan.

16 Oct/20 Oct: I’m Not Sick! I’m Gay pt.2.

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TV HIGHLIGHTS Lego Masters Thursday, Channel 4, 8pm Who wants to be a Master Builder? Everything is awesome!

This is another kind of fun looking for the most talented Lego builders in the UK and Ireland. This week the challenge is to build a funfair with at least one spectacular supersized mechanical ride. Take notes.

Manchester: 100 Days After The Attack Wednesday, ITV1, 9pm It’s odd to think that Manchester’s suicide bomber at a pop concert was 100 days ago. Christopher Eccleston narrates this programme sharing the emotional stories of those at the heart of the event, and how they have coped since.

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Wednesday 30 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics 7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show Worthing vs Thurrock. All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Noise Reel Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show.

9.00 The Rosies In this episode we interview Elin from the feminist magazine BJournal, explain the Word of the Day ‘Androcentrism’ and meet the Rosie of the Day, Ruth Bader.

9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of his studio guest.

10.00 Glimpses: 4 & 20 Fit Girls 10.15 FILM: Fear And Desire (1953) War. Director: Stanley Kubrick. Stars Frank Silvera, Kenneth Harp.

Four soldiers trapped behind enemy lines must confront their fears.

11.30 The Lloyd Bridges Show 12.00am Tramshed Sessions

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6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 Fake Britain Dominic Littlewood reveals the extent of fake goods in the UK. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country's top celebrity chef.

9.00 The Week The Landlords Moved In Series challenging some of Britain's most successful landlords to spend a week living in one of their own rentals.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz.

11.15 Live From The BBC Series showcasing some of the best new comedy talent.

11.45 Who Do You Think You Are? 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead

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6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show?

6.30 Royal Recipes 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for a treasure hunting trip across the UK. 8.00 Saving Lives At Sea Documentary following the men and women of the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI).

9.00 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues.

10.00 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 Mountain: Life At The Extreme 12.15am Who Do You Think You Are?

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6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron makes a shocking discovery. Robert spots an opportunity.

7.30 Coronation Street Gemma fears for Rita's declining state of mind.

Nicola hears about Phelan's property scam.

Sally decides to run for mayor of Weatherfield.

8.00 Diana: The Day Britain Cried Narrated

by Kate Winslet, this film tells the story of Diana’s funeral through the memories of people who played a part in it, many speaking for the first time. It is the untold story of an extraordinary day, two decades on.

9.00 Manchester: 100 Days After The Attack See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 The Brighton Police Attack from Prison. Documentary series following the work of detectives in Brighton as they tackle crime in the bustling seaside city.

11.40 River Monsters Face Ripper.

12.35am Jackpot247

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6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Damon offers to teach Ellie and Holly self-defence but Holly freaks out.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present a series offering advice on buying a new home.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital.

10.00 Bring Me Back To Life Documentary telling the story of 22-year-old father Taylor Britton as he fights for his life in intensive care. Taylor broke his neck in a car accident. Doctors have put him into a coma so that a machine can support his breathing.

They say if he survives, he'll remember nothing of his time in the Neuro Intensive Care Unit of Southampton General Hospital. So this programme sets out to record Taylor's medical journey.

11.00 999: What's Your Emergency?

Documentary series.

12.00am My Online Nightmare

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hardhitting.

9.00 Out With Allan Jay Your weekly guide to what's on and where with a behind-thescenes look at LGBTfriendly venues in and around Brighton.

9.30 The Rosies The Rosies interview single mom Cath Whilby, and discuss the challenges of raising a disabled child. Jessica KellgrenHayes explains the word of the day: Female Literacy.

10.00 FILM: Night of the Big Heat (1967) Sci-Fi. Starring Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing. A heatwave forces the atmosphere to boiling point. It falls to Godfrey Hanson to discover the reason.

11.50 Glimpses: Darwin Was Right 12.00am Elements

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6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Mick tries his best to fix things.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Actor and film-maker Noel Clarke grew up in west London with his singleparent mum, and this left one side of his family tree a mystery to him.

9.00 Ambulance An unprecedented insight into the London Ambulance Service.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news.

10.30 South East Today 10.45 Football Focus: Transfer Deadline Day Special Dan Walker and the team round up all the major transfers on deadline day.

11.15 The Week The Landlords Moved In Series challenging some of Britain's most successful landlords to spend a week living in one of their own rentals.

12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead

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Saturday 2 6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks from around Britain.

7.00 British Wrestling Weekly All the latest happenings from the British Wrestling Coalition.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Baba Brinkman Show Special series featuring the Canadian rapper, best known for his Peer Reviewed Rap that fuses the music with literature, theatre, and science.

9.00 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest.

9.30 Queer Say Andrew Kay's look at LGBT news and media from around the world with the help of their studio guest.

10.00 FILM: Arthur's Dyke (2001) Drama.

Director: Gerry Poulson.

Stars Pauline Quirke, Brian Conley, Robert Daws & Nicholas Farrell.

Ramblers recreate their conquest of the Offa's Dyke Path 20 years earlier but with a woman!

12.00am Because We Did Not Choose

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Friday, Channel 4, 9pm It’s the show that keeps on giving, as Jimmy Carr hosts, performing more extraordinary wacky feats as the timer counts down. Jon Richardson is joined by Jason Manford, competing against the wiles and brain power of Alan Carr and Katherine Ryan. Play at home.

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6.10pm BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.25 Len Goodman's Partners In Rhyme 7.00 Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz.

Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.

7.50 Casualty Ethan struggles to put the past behind him, while Iain meets Lily's family, and Dylan's moral compass gets him in a tight spot.

9.00 FILM: The Full Monty (1997) Blockbuster comedy about a group of unemployed Sheffield steelworkers who turn to stripping to escape the poverty trap into which they have fallen.

Starring Robert Carlyle, Tom Wilkinson, Mark Addy, William Snape, Steve Huison and Paul Barber.

10.25 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.45 Mrs Brown's Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch.

11.15 TBA 11.45 People Just Do Nothing 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead

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6.00pm The Big Family Cooking Showdown Competitive food show.

7.00 Proms Extra 2017 Katie Derham presents the final Proms Extra for this Proms season.

7.40 Venice Biennale: Britain's New Voices In this film made before the Grenfell tower tragedy, presenter Brenda Emmanus follows a group of emerging, diverse artists as they launch the first ever Diaspora Pavilion in a Venetian Palazzo during The Venice Biennale the so-called Olympics of modern art.

8.15 Iolo's Great Welsh Parks Dare Valley Country Park. Iolo Williams explores the wonders of Wales's country parks.

8.45 Dad's Army Absent Friends. Wartime sitcom.

9.15 Whitney: Can I Be Me 10.55 FILM: Hunky Dory (2011) Starring Minnie Driver, Haydn Gwynne.

In the summer of 1976, a drama teacher tries to put on an end-of-year music version of Shakespeare's The Tempest, using contemporary hits.

12.45am FILM: I'm So Excited! (2013)

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6.00pm The Family Chase Spin-off of the popular quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. This edition sees the Bennett family from Hampshire joining forces to try and outsmart of the country's finest quiz brains - the Chaser, who this time round is Paul Sinha.

7.00 Cannonball 8.00 The X Factor See highlights.

9.30 The Jonathan Ross Show Chat with the debonair pop culture icon and guests.

10.30 ITV News Chris Ship presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts.

10.45 FILM: Die Another Day (2002) Espionage thriller. While on assignment in North Korea, James Bond 007 is captured by government agents and imprisoned, but when he finally wins his freedom not everyone is certain he is still up to his job.

Starring Pierce Brosnan Halle Berry, Toby Stephens, Rosamund Pike and Judi Dench.

1.15am Jackpot247

Channel 4

5.30pm Formula 1 Italian Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights Steve Jones presents highlights of Qualifying for the Italian Grand Prix from Monza.

7.00 Tutankhamun: The Mystery Of The Burnt Mummy – Secret History Egyptologist Dr Chris Naunton investigates evidence that the Boy King's mummy was burnt, and uncovers clues that may solve the enigma of his death.

8.00 Great Canal Journeys: India Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on their most ambitious canal voyage ever, along the waterways of India.

9.00 FILM: A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) Bruce Willis returns to his role as wisecracking cop John McClane for the fifth instalment of the action-thriller series.

10.50 FILM: X-Men 2 (2003) Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen and Brian Cox star in Bryan Singer's Marvel Comics action-adventure sequel.

1.10am Hollyoaks Omnibus

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 Family, Faith And Fun Sarah Hopwood presents show looking at a different emotion every week and how it relates to family life, the Christian faith, and a sense of fun.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly.

9.00 AK Soufflé Andrew Kay introduces special guests in this LGBTfocused chat show.

9.30 Out With Allan Jay Your weekly guide to what's on and where with a behind-thescenes look at LGBTfriendly venues in and around Brighton.

10.00 FILM: Poor Cow (1967) Kitchen sink drama by Ken Loach.

Young mother Joy (Carol White) is forced to fend for herself when her brutal husband, Tom (Bindon), goes to jail.

Can Joy find solace with Dave (Terence Stamp)?

12.00am The Music of Barry Mills

5.00pm FILM: Toy Story 3 (2010) Family animation.

With their owner Andy leaving home for university, the toys fear for their future.

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Harvest.

Countryfile looks at how food is harvested, from large-scale crops for supermarket shelves to smaller hand-picked harvests for local markets.

8.00 Fake Or Fortune?

Art series with Fiona Bruce and Philip Mould.

The team embark on a long-distance investigation to Australia as they try to prove that an online purchase from an English auction site is a lost work by Tom Roberts, considered one of Australia's greatest artists.

9.00 Strike - The Cuckoo's Calling 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news.

10.20 South East Today 10.30 TBA 11.15 TBA 1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead

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Ill Behaviour Sunday, BBC2, 10pm This seriously dark and twisted comedy continues unabated, straight down the rabbit hole.

Nadia is absent and Joel is losing what grip he had on reality as he continues on his drink and drugs binge and creepy ‘comforting’ of Kira. Charlie is determined as ever to escape.

The X Factor Saturday, ITV1, 8pm Start making your Christmas lists, compiling a playlist for Halloween, and eyeing up those jumpers in the shop windows – the first sign of autumn is upon us with the arrival of the X Factor heats! It’s a favourite judges assembly with Simon Cowell joined by Mrs O, Louis Walsh and Nicole Shhhhh.

Trump’s War On The Border Monday, Channel 4, 11pm With Trump (at time of going to print) threatening to close government in order to build his wall, this is a timely documentary offering insight into life on the US Mexican border. With opinions on the ‘wall’ from the frontline.

Friday 1 BBC2

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain.

6.30 Royal Recipes 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for treasure hunting.

8.00 World's Busiest Cities: Hong Kong Hong Kong's heritage sets it apart from the rest of Asia. With 150 years of colonial history, the city is a unique fusion of Western and Eastern cultures where the ancient and the ultramodern sit side by side.

9.00 Top Of The Lake: China Girl 10.00 MOTD: The Premier League Show Weekly magazine programme featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues.

12.15am Celebrity MasterChef

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6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Robert has to react. Bob struggles with guilt.

7.30 Tonight An in-depth report on a story making the headlines.

8.00 Emmerdale Robert is in a tricky situation.

Kerry has a plan.

8.30 James Martin's French Adventure James's culinary tour takes him to the Camargue, where he learns all about the Camargue bull and the delicate hand-harvested salty crust fleur de sel.

9.00 The Detectives: Inside The Major Crimes Team 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Diana: The Day Britain Cried Documentary marking the 20th anniversary of the funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales, 11.40 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which celebrities face a 12-day survival mission in the dangerous wilderness of the South African bush.

12.35am Jackpot247

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6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Hunter and Neeta prepare to go on a date to Beeston in Mac's car, while Mandy gets a visitor.

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

8.00 Lego Masters See highlights.

9.00 Educating Greater Manchester The warm and honest series that explores what life's like for school students and teachers returns, at a new school.

10.00 The Great British Bake Off :An Extra Slice The Great British Bake Off is back and is joined

by An Extra Slice on Channel 4. Each week host Jo Brand chats to a panel of celebrity Bake Off fans, looking at all the goings-on from the tent.

10.50 Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls Adventurer Bear Grylls challenges ten brave celebrities to endure four weeks surviving in one of the toughest environments on earth.

11.55 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series 12.55am One Born Every Minute

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues.

7.00 Moments Of Truth: Sports First-hand stories from sporting events.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Easy Riders The Easy Riders, Danny John-Jules and Steve Keys, are back as they take on the challenge of biking from London to Brighton but... they've decided to do it the wrong way round – via Scotland!

9.00 Tales From The Margins (2015) And Still We Rise: Part 1. Directed

by Richard Lusimbo & Nancy Nicol. A moving documentary on resistance to the AntiHomosexual Act in Uganda.

10.00 FILM: The Day Of The Triffids (1962) Sci-Fi. A spectacular meteor storm blinds the world, except Bill. He, and a few others, must battle with flesh eating plants.

Starring Nicole Maurey, Howard Keel, Janette Scott and Kieron Moore.

12.00am Brighton Album Chart Show

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6.00pm BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Fi opens up to Mick about her past. Jane makes a startling discovery.

8.30 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country's top celebrity chef.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Comedy Playhouse: Tim Vine Travels Through Time Series of one-off sitcoms.

11.05 TBA 11.35 TBA 12.05am FILM: The Box (2009)

6.00pm Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Royal Recipes 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for a treasure hunting trip across the UK. 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round.

8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell.

9.00 Gardeners' World As the plants in the jewel garden reach the peak of their late summer glory, Monty starts planning for the spring, planting ferns and advising on the care and maintenance of wildlife ponds.

10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.05 Dragons' Den Series presented by Evan Davis.

12.05am Panorama

6.00pm ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra.

6.15 ITV Evening News 6.45 Emmerdale Dan gets a surprise. Robert gets some inspiration.

Pollard looks ahead.

7.15 World Cup Live: Malta V England Mark Pougatch is joined by Ian Wright and Paul Ince as England's 2018 World Cup qualifying campaign continues in Malta.

Gareth Southgate's side are unbeaten at the top of Group F with four wins from six matches, while their hosts are bottom and yet to gain a point. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 World Cup 2018 Qualifier Highlights England and Malta meet at the Ta'Qali National Stadium.

11.45 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show.

12.35am Jackpot247

6.00pm The Simpsons Goo Goo Gai Pan. Selma wants to adopt, but who should the father be?

Homer Simpson seems a fine choice. Lucy Liu guests as the adoption co-ordinator.

6.30 Hollyoaks Harry puts on a positive front, and he and Tony bond over fond memories of Ste. Damon comes up with a fun idea to make it up to Holly which includes a fat suit and boxing gloves.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Crystal Maze Maze Master Richard Ayoade guides contestants on an epic game show adventure through four fantastical zones: Aztec, Medieval, Industrial and Futuristic.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown See highlights.

10.00 Naked Attraction Dating show presented

by Anna Richardson in which two singletons choose a partner from a selection of naked people.

11.05 The Whinge List Comedy series.

12.10am The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice

Monday 4 BBC2

6.00pm Wild Tales From The Village A year in the life of an extraordinary village, hidden away in the timeless French countryside.

7.00 Tribes, Predators And Me Gordon Buchanan journeys up Papua New Guinea's remote Sepik River to meet the remarkable tribes who have learnt to live with terrifying reptiles - crocodiles.

8.00 Dragons' Den Entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires, hoping for an investment.

9.00 Astronauts: Do You Have What It Takes? Old fears surface when the remaining astronaut candidates face a series of space agency swim tests.

10.00 Ill Behaviour See highlights.

11.00 FILM: Let Me In (2010) Horror based on John Ajvide Lindqvist's vampire novel. A lonely boy befriends his new neighbour, a frail girl, unaware she is a vampire. Starring Kodi Smit-McPhee and Chloe Grace Moretz.

12.50am FILM: Return From The River Kwai (1988)

ITV1

6.00pm Tipping Point: Lucky Stars The celebrity edition of the game show returns for a brand new series, as Ben Shephard sees if singer Melanie C, X Factor judge Louis Walsh and Strictly favourite Anton Du Beke have what it takes to beat the extraordinary machine.

7.00 Coronation Street 8.00 The X Factor 9.00 Victoria Second series of the drama depicting the early reign of Queen Victoria.

Victoria is thrown into turmoil by the realisation that she is pregnant again, and her equilibrium is further threatened by Albert's burgeoning friendship with the lady mathematician, Ada Lovelace.

10.05 ITV News 10.20 Judge Rinder's Crime Stories Judge Robert Rinder steps out from behind the bench to examine two more real-life cases.

11.20 5 Gold Rings Phillip Schofield hosts this quiz show in which two teams battle it out against the clock for a chance to win £25,000.

12.15am Jackpot247

Channel 4

5.45pm Formula 1: Italian GP Highlights Steve Jones and David Coulthard present highlights from the Italian Grand Prix for the last European race of the season.

8.00 From Russia To Iran: Crossing The Wild Frontier British explorer Levison Wood makes an epic 2600-mile journey across the mighty Caucasus mountain range.

9.00 FILM: Exodus: Gods And Kings (2014) Biblical epic based on the tale of Moses and his opposition to Hebrew slavery. Starring Christian Bale, Joel Edgerton, Aaron Paul, Indira Varma, Maria Valverde. Moses, abandoned as a baby by his mother, is raised as a prince in the Pharaoh's palace along with his adoptive brother and future leader Ramses.

However, when Moses is chosen by God to lead the enslaved people out of Egypt, he must rise up against the rule of his sibling.

11.50 FILM: Safe House (2012) Action thriller.

1.50am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

6.00pm Latest News 6.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues.

7.00 TerraPura NonLeague Show Worthing vs Thurrock. All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region.

8.00 Latest News 8.30 Brighton Lights Joe Fuller presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond.

9.00 Tales From The Margins (2015) And Still We Rise: Part 2. Directed

by Richard Lusimbo & Nancy Nicol. A moving documentary on resistance to the AntiHomosexual Act in Uganda.

10.00 FILM: Innocents In Paris (1953) Comedy.

Director: Gordon Parry.

Stars Margaret Rutherford, Alastair Sim, Jimmy Edwards & Ronald Shiner. A diverse group of people fly to Paris and find the city changes their lives in some way.

11.45 Model Women 12.00am Under The Radar

6.00pm BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 Inside Out The programme explores how this summer's terror attacks have affected attitudes and behaviour. Plus as the government doubles the amount of free childcare, a look at the pros and cons of mums returning to work. And the story of Kent's great UFO hoax of 50 years ago.

8.00 EastEnders Linda makes a huge decision about her future - is this the end of Mick and Linda? Max fears someone may know his secret.

8.30 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction.

9.00 Panorama Topical.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Imagine... Arts series.

11.50 Live At The Apollo 12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead

6.00pm House Of Games 6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts travel across the UK finding items to take to auction as they compete with each other to make the most money from buying and selling antiques.

8.00 University Challenge Quiz series for students.

8.30 Nadiya's British Food Adventure Nadiya is in Wales being taught to be a shepherdess by sheep farmer Richard Roderick. In return, she cooks him lamb bhun, served with garlic naan.

9.00 Diana And I 10.30 Newsnight Indepth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 Astronauts: Do You Have What It Takes? Old fears surface when the remaining astronaut candidates face a series of space agency swim tests. Their teamwork and mental agility is scrutinised in an underwater test, assembling a large cube.

12.15am Celebrity MasterChef

6.00pm ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV Evening News Mary 6.45 Emmerdale Dan has a change of heart.

Debbie gets competitive.

Nell struggles with doubt.

7.15 World Cup Live: England V Slovakia Mark Pougatch is joined

by Lee Dixon, Ian Wright and Ryan Giggs as England's 2018 World Cup qualifying campaign continues as they take on Slovakia at Wembley, exactly a year on from beating them 1-0 in Trnava thanks to a lastgasp winner by Adam Lallana. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 World Cup Qualifier Highlights Jacqui Oatley presents highlights of England's latest 2018 World Cup qualifying match against Slovakia.

11.40 The Jonathan Ross Show 12.40am Jackpot247

6.00pm The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ste's trial begins, while Tegan and Ryan get close.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie's Quick And Easy Food Jamie Oliver prepares simple recipes made with just five ingredients. Jamie makes quick Asian fishcakes, a speedy lemony courgette linguine, and sticky lamb chops. For dessert, Jamie makes a supercharged cherry chocolate mousse.

8.30 Superfoods: The Real Story Kate Quilton investigates the purported health benefits of superfoods.

9.00 999: What's Your Emergency?

Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Wiltshire.

10.00 White Kid, Brown Kid Documentary following two girls from very different worlds as they try to become friends in one of Britain's most racially segregated towns.

11.00 Trump's War On The Border See highlights.

12.00am Random Acts