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TUESDAY 27 Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2016 Channel 4, 9pm It’s that retrospective where anything can happen, involving comedians, guest celebrities, as well as schoolkid re-enactments of big stories from the news. Covering everything from the US election to Boaty McBoatface will be Richard Ayoade, Rob Delaney, Mel Giedroyc, Sarah Millican, David Mitchell and Romesh Ranganathan.
Revolting Rhymes BBC1, 6.30pm Based on the rhymes by Roald Dahl and illustrated by Quentin Blake, this is the second animated tale from the duo. Jack’s heart belongs to his next-door neighbour Cindy, but her interest is piqued by a fancy pants prince at the ball. Nevermind, Jack’s got a beanstalk...
Pompeii With Michael Buerk ITV1, 10.45pm Buried for nearly two thousand years, Pompeii is one of the most famous archaeological sites on Earth. Let that sink in. Now it’s in the light Michael Buerk delves deeper into the remains, using the very latest technology to show us what life was like in a Roman city.
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6.15am Honey Badgers: Masters Of Mayhem Natural World 7.15 Nature's Weirdest Events 8.15 FILM: Around The World In 80 Days (1956) 11.00 FILM: The Adventures Of Tintin: Secret Of The Unicorn (2011) 12.40pm FILM: Dances With Wolves (1990) 3.30 Victorian Bakers At Christmas 4.30 Final Score 5.20 West Side Stories The Making Of A Classic
6.20 Christmas University Challenge Bristol v Nottingham. A festive edition of the quiz, featuring distinguished university alumni. 6.50 Dad's Army Classic comedy. 7.30 Nature's Weirdest Events Documentary series exploring bizarre and extraordinary natural events. 8.30 Gordon Buchanan: Elephant Family And Me Gordon Buchanan tries to gain the trust of a herd of elephants in the wilds of Kenya to film this uniquely intimate portrait of their family life. 9.30 The Entire Universe Eric Idle persuades Professor Brian Cox to present a lecture on the birth of the entire universe. Brian soon realises Eric is actually hosting a comedy and musical extravaganza with the help of Warwick Davis, Noel Fielding, Hannah Waddingham and Robin Ince, alongside a chorus of singers and dancers. 10.30 FILM: Pride (2014) Starring George MacKay, Ben Schnetzer, Imelda Staunton, Bill Nighy, Paddy Considine and Dominic West. Nostalgic comedy drama based on the true story of a group of lesbian and gay activists determined to take on the government. 12.25am Gospel Christmas 1.25 FILM: Tommy (1975) 3.10 Inside The Christmas Factory 5.50 Jungle Animal Hospital - Natural World
ITV1
6.00am - 6.25am Childrens television 7.05 Despicable Me: Minion Madness 7.20 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Max Steel 7.55 Adventure Time (x2) 8.20 Signed Stories: Share A Story 8.25 Almost Naked Animals (x2) 8.55 Mr Bean 9.10 Mr Bean 9.25 FILM: The Flintstones (1994) 11.05 FILM: Liar Liar (1997) 12.40pm Hilda Ogden's Last Ta-ra - A Tribute To Jean Alexander 1.40 The Nation's Favourite Disney Song 2.40 FILM: Sleeping Beauty (1959) 4.10 FILM: Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004) 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Joanie makes a decision. Chrissie grows suspicious. Jimmy is mystified. 7.30 Coronation Street Peter's prepares to break some news. Bethany jumps from frying pan to fire. Mary gets an offer. 8.00 You've Been Framed! Harry's Naughty List Grinch Harry Hill looks down Santa's naughty list for some seasonal smartphone disasters. Tonight's show features a drone wrecking a nativity, hoverboards smashing decorations, and reveals why you should never take a selfie after eating sprouts! 8.30 Coronation Street Peter's secret is outed by a spy in the sky. Kevin gets an unexpected bill. 9.00 FILM: Captain Phillips (2013r) Tense maritime thriller based on the true story of the MV Maersk Alabama, an American cargo ship seized by Somali pirates off the coast of Africa in 2009. As the military rescue is mobilised, Captain Richard Phillips and his crew must endure a terrifying ordeal at the hands of the volatile hijackers. Starring Tom Hanks Catherine Keener Barkhad Abdi Barkhad Abdirahman Faysal Ahmed and Michael Chernus. 11.35 ITV News; Weather 11.55 Through The Keyhole Christmas Specia. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Channel 4
6.25am FILM: Planet 51 (2009) 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 FILM: Aliens In The Attic (2009) 10.40 The Simpsons 11.05 The Simpsons 11.35 FILM: Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World (2011) 1.15pm Channel 4 Racing 3.45 The Simpsons 4.10 FILM: The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe (2005)
6.00 Boots! Boots! (1934) 7.30 Johnny Ringo 8.00 Tons of Trouble (1956) 9.35 For the Love of Ada (1972) 11.20 The Beachcomber (1954) 1.05pm The Rogues 2.00 There Was A Young Lady (1953) 5.40 Glimpses 4.00 Cook It 4.30 Cook It 5.00 Cook It 5.30 Cook It
6.50 Channel 4 News 7.00 The World's Most Expensive Toys Documentary exploring the inside world of the craftsmen and inventors attempting to realise the world of luxurious gifts and entertainment. From crystal-encrusted rocking horses to £22,500 doll's houses, there really are toys to suit the highest budgets. 8.00 Lego's Big Christmas Documentary. A look behind the scenes as the world's biggest Lego store prepares to open in London's Leicester Square. Plus, Duncan, Britain's only certified Lego professional, who is attempting to build the largest Lego model ever - a giant Tower Bridge, using nearly six million bricks. 9.00 Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2016 See highlights. 11.10 FILM: Pitch Perfect (2012) Starring Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Rebel Wilson and Adam DeVine. Musical comedy. Aspring music producer Beca has little interest in attending college, but when her dad concedes to let her leave if she at at least makes an effort, Beca reluctantly joins a cappella club The Barden Bellas, who are clawing back their credibility after a disastrous last outing. 1.20am Travel Man: 48 Hours In Florence 2.20 Celebrity First Dates 3.15 Hollyoaks 5.20 FILM: Paws (1997)
6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights Lucy Goldberg presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 7.00 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 7.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hardhitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 9.30 Young Start-Up Talent Reality show following the progress of 16-25 year old entrepreneurs hoping to make their business dreams a reality. 10.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. This week's episode features sound and vision from Running Punch, Stoltz, and Treasure. 10.30 On The Verge 11.00 On The Verge 12.00 On The Verge 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 On The Verge (x6) 4.00 The Vote
BBC1
BBC2
6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.10 FILM: Gnomeo And Juliet (2011) 10.25 The Furchester Hotel: A Furchester Christmas 10.50 FILM: Cars 2 (2011) 12.30pm BBC News 12.40 South East Today 12.50 The Moonstone 1.35 FILM: Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) 3.25 FILM: The Gruffalo's Child (2011) 3.50 FILM: Mr Peabody & Sherman (2014) 5.15 Pointless
6.50am Fern Britton Meets... Rebecca Ferguson 7.50 FILM: Herbie Rides Again (1974) 9.15 This Farming Life 10.15 Money For Nothing 11.15 FILM: The Password Is Courage (1962) 1.05pm FILM: The Heroes Of Telemark (1965) 3.15 Nature's Weirdest Events 4.00 Inside The Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made 5.00 Tribes, Predators And Me
6.00 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Revolting Rhymes See highlights. 7.00 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphrys puts four more celebrities in the spotlight as former England bowler Graeme Swann tackles the original Star Wars trilogy, Gogglebox vicar the Reverend Kate Bottley answers questions on Adrian Mole, BBC Radio 2 DJ Janice Long is quizzed on Echo & The Bunnymen and musician Paul Carrack answers questions on Sheffield Wednesday. 7.30 EastEnders Roxy drops a bombshell on Ronnie. 8.00 Holby City Mo strives to suppress her true feelings for Mr T but, with his wedding looming, can she lie? 9.00 The Witness For The Prosecution Mayhew's case is jeopardised when Romaine, whose testimony was the one hope to save Leonard from the gallows, turns on him. Nonetheless, Mayhew's firm belief in Leonard's innocence spurs him on, and he desperately tries to discredit Romaine. 10.00 Walliams & Friend In this extended Christmas special, he is joined by Downton Abbey and W1A actor Hugh Bonneville. 10.40 BBC News 10.55 South East Today 11.00 Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special 11.35 Outnumbered 12.15am Fleabag 12.45 Fleabag 1.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 News
6.00 New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands Isolated since the time of the dinosaurs, New Zealand's wildlife has been left to its own devices, with surprising consequences. 7.00 Dad's Army A special Christmas episode. 7.30 Christmas University Challenge The first of the semi-finals in the quiz for grown-ups. 8.00 Gordon Buchanan: Elephant Family And Me Gordon Buchanan returns to Kenya to follow baby elephant Wiva. 9.00 The Real Marigold On Tour Documentary. In this episode, the senior citizens jet off to Florida, a major retirement hotspot thanks to its low taxes and sunny weather. 10.00 Inside No 9 - The Devil Of Christmas Award-winning anthology of comedy dramas returns with a seasonal special. Austria. Krampusnacht, 1977. All the good children are given gifts by St Nicholas and all the bad ones are punished by the demonic Krampus. 10.30 Live At The Apollo Nina Conti is the host, introducing Tanyalee Davis, Hal Cruttenden and Josh Widdicombe. 11.00 Insert Name Here Christmas Special. 11.30 NFL This Week 12.20am David Walliams Celebrates Dame Shirley Bassey 1.25 Planet Earth II 2.25 Who Do You Think You Are? 5.40 The Monkey-Eating Eagle Of The Orinoco - Natural World
ITV1
6.00am - 7.05am Childrens television 7.20 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Max Steel 7.55 Adventure Time (x2)8.15 Signed Stories: Share A Story 8.20 Nerds & Monsters (x2) 8.55 Mr Bean (x2)9.25 FILM: The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas (2000) 11.05 This Time Next Year 12.05pm Tipping Point 1.05 ITV News & Weather 1.10 Puppy Secrets: The First Six Months 2.10 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) 4.10 50 Greatest Harry Potter Moments 5.40 Fantastic Beasts And JK Rowling's Wizarding World 6.40 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Will Lisa talk Joanie round? Jimmy learns the truth. Chrissie interferes. 7.30 FILM: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Ralph Fiennes, Robbie Coltrane and Alan Rickman. Fourth instalment of the fantasy series based on JK Rowling's bestselling books. Students from two other magical schools arrive at Hogwarts for the challenging and dangerous Triwizard Tournament, in which Harry is inadvertently selected to compete. Meanwhile, a series of dramatic events indicates that Lord Voldemort's return is imminent. Is Harry safe at Hogwarts? 10.30 ITV News; Weather Mary Nightingale presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.45 Pompeii With Michael Buerk See highlights. 11.45 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present a festive feast of Aviva Premiership rugby from Twickenham, where Harlequins take on Gloucester. Other matches include Bristol v Worcester, and Exeter v Leicester. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
Channel 4
6.50am FILM: Judy Moody And The Not Bummer Summer (2011) 8.30 FILM: Magic In The Water (1995) 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 FILM: Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (2003) 1.15pm Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Channel 4 News 4.20 FILM: Stuart Little (1999)
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna persuades Warren to bury Nico's ashes, but when they arrive at the memorial garden there's a fright in store. 7.00 Posh Pawn At Christmas Documentary series looking at high-end pawnbrokers in Britain. 8.00 Amazing Spaces Snow Special Property design series. In this festive special, George and Will Hardie embark on a snow-covered design odyssey across the mountain ranges of Western Canada. 9.00 This Is Us Comedy series following several people who were born on the same day. Rebecca and Jack take their three children to the community swimming pool on a hot day and quickly realise that each of them is going through their own struggles. 10.00 Gogglebox 2016 A special programme providing a chance to revisit some of the best and funniest moments from the most recent series of Gogglebox. 11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Christmas Special Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are back with a Christmas special. 12.40am FILM: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009) 3.20 Food Unwrapped At Christmas 4.15 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 FILM: Ramona And Beezus (2010)
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