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THE BRIGHTON MAGAZINE

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Channel 7 Channel 159 FREE | 20 Dec 2016 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 Jan 2017 | Issue 810

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4 GREEN COUNTRY

BRIGHTON’S VERY OWN TV CHANNEL

Tips for refuse and recycling from Brighton & Hove City Council

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5 SISTER ACT Alexandra Burke takes centre stage in the Craig Revel Horwoodchoreographed production at Brighton Centre

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6 SHOPPING/COMEDY CRACKER Treats you’ll want to keep; Alex Michael from Gogglebox’s special comedy evening

9 North Laine fet Lion Heart & Bongo Stand Up 10 Automatic Shoes Let Go

7 NANGLE NATTERS & YAK YAK YAK

11 WITHOUT WARRANT

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12 Krafter explorer

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8 HOTLIST

13 Thin Boy Ken

The Fighter

Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

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2 Flapper Tunes

Nangle looks at promising new year’s ideas; Andrew looks back at the monumental changes of 2016

14 Greymatter State 6

Earth Wind and Fire Boo

15 Jak Raven Book

11 ANDREW KAY DINES OUT

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16 The Magik Word

Andrew revisits some of 2016’s culinary highlights

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12 ENTERTAINMENT NEWS What’s on for stage, comedy, art & music – plus the chart

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17 OSARO and RJ SHUT UP

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6 Goldmarch feat. Lefluer Faith And Love

Your TV guide for Christmas and New Year

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7 Harper Ash Star 8 Friday Night Hero

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CITY C L E A N

> Christmas recycling and refuse collections

ollection days are not changing this Christmas, so please put out your recycling and refuse on your usual day. The council will be collecting on all weekdays over Christmas and New Year, including Monday 26 December, Tuesday 27 December and Monday 2 January.

If we miss you, leave your collection out and we’ll pick it up as soon as we can. Recycling Plastic bottles can go straight into your recycling box or bin, but remember to give them a quick rinse and remove any plastic tops or lids. Drinks cans, food tins and glass bottles and jars can also go in your recycling box or bin along with egg boxes, cardboard sleeves for food packaging and all tin biscuit boxes. Remember to keep your glass in a separate recycling box or bag so it doesn’t contaminate the other materials. Please only recycle wrapping paper foil or paper and cards covered in glitter can’t be recycled. Flatten any cardboard boxes and paper bags to make space in your recycling bins and boxes. You can also visit a community recycling point or one of the city's two recycling centres. Christmas trees Christmas tree recycling sites across the city will be open between 2 January and 14 January 2017. To find your nearest site, go to www.brightonhove.gov.uk/christmastreerecycling.

“ The council will be collecting on all weekdays over Christmas and New Year ”

If you need to check your collection day, you can find the information online visit www.brightonhove.gov.uk/cityclean and put in your postcode. If you have fortnightly recycling collections, you can also download your collection calendar.

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STARRING ALEXANDRA

BURKE

DIRECTED AND CHOREOGRAPHED BY CRAIG REVEL HORWOOD

> At the Brighton Centre 11th – 14th January 2017

he Brighton Centre is delighted to announce that Curve’s all new production of the hit musical comedy Sister Act, directed and choreographed by Craig Revel Horwood, will be appearing at the venue from Wednesday 11th to Saturday 14th January 2017 as part of the show’s UK tour. Starring Alexandra Burke and based on the smash hit movie starring Whoopi Goldberg and Maggie Smith, Sister Act tells the hilarious story of Deloris Van Cartier (Burke), a disco diva whose life takes a surprising turn when she witnesses a murder. Under protective custody she is hidden in the one place she won’t be found – a Convent! Disguised as a nun and under the suspicious watch of Mother Superior, Deloris helps her fellow sisters find their voices as she unexpectedly rediscovers her own. Alexandra Burke originally rose to fame after winning the fifth series of The X Factor. Her debut number one single Hallelujah sold over one million copies in the UK, a first for a British female soloist. Burke’s first album, Overcome saw the release of her subsequent number one singles Bad Boys and Start Without You. In 2011 she embarked on her first solo tour and was invited by Beyoncé to support her I Am... Tour. Her second album, Heartbreak on Hold, was released in June 2012. She has since gone on to perform in the both the West End and UK tour of The Bodyguard before starting her role as Deloris Van Cartier in Sister Act. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

This all new production of Sister Act is directed and choreographed by Craig Revel Horwood with musical supervision and arrangements by Tony AwardWinner Sarah Travis. Set and costume design is by Matthew Wright, with lighting design by Richard G Jones and sound design by Richard Brooker.

“ Alexandra Burke originally rose to

fame after winning the fifth series of The X Factor ”

Sister Act features original music by the eight time Oscar and Tony Award winner Alan Menken. Alan’s credits include the films and stage musicals of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid and Newsies as well as Tangled, Enchanted, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Pocahontas and Hercules on film. His other credits include the film and stage production of Little Shop of Horrors. Tickets to see Sister Act at The Brighton Centre are on sale now between £21 £50. For more information or to book tickets visit www.thebrightoncentre.co.uk or call the box oﬃce on 0844 847 1515.

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SHOPPING

COMEDY CRACKER

> Worththesplurge items you'll want to keep

> Gogglebox star Alex Michael’s unique comedy fundraiser features nine comedians

CHURCHILL SQUARE ALEX MICHAEL C

hristmas is all about everyone else, right? You spend hours trawling the shops buying presents for others but what about you? Don't forget to treat yourself too, it will boost your mood and make the process more fun when you know you've got a few luxury treats to enjoy at the end of it. If you look out for luxe items that will take you into next year too, you'll get more bang for your buck, making it easier to justify to yourself! At the Nina Ricci spring summer 2017 show, sequined gowns and plush velvet tuxedos were the order of the day. So the sequins and velvet that you're wearing for Christmas and New Year are here to stay. Miss Selfridge, Warehouse and River Island are brimming with these fabrics but you tend to get what you pay for, so do See Chloe by Chloe eau de choose high quality items to avoid parfum £39 or £64 depending looking chintzy. on size, at Debenhams Beauty is also an area you should spend more on, since the right products make you look and feel fabulous and last a long time. Shiseido, Illamasqua and Too Faced at Debenhams oﬀer high performance products that might seem pricey but a little goes a long way with high quality. Look out for Shiseido Benefiance Nutriperfect Day Cream SPF15 50ml, RRP £87.00. This scientifically proven wonder cream reduces the Miss Selfridge appearance of wrinkles and promotes a Sequin Bomber Jacket, £75 look of youthful vitality – the ideal tonic after all the festive overindulgence.

“ Well, if your partner isn't getting the hint, we have to take destiny into our own hands don't we? ”

A signature scent is another great way to boost your mood and See Chloe by Chloe eau de parfum has fresh notes of bergamot, apple blossom, jasmine and ylangylang with a base note of vanilla. It is the perfect scent that will take you through spring and summer too. Monsoon, Aldo, TOPSHOP and Zara Home are other firm favourites for bagging those treats that are worth spending a little extra on. While Ernest Jones, Fossil, Swarovski and Goldsmiths have plenty of temptation and an array of timepieces and sparkling gems. Well, if your partner isn't getting the hint, we have to take destiny into our own hands don't we? Think of these presents to you as surrounding yourself with comforts that make you happy and you can’t put a price on that. I know, I can justify anything when it comes to shopping ;) Images: See Chloe by Chloe eau de parfum £39 or £64 depending on size, at Debenhams. Miss Selfridge Sequin Bomber Jacket, £75 Bethanie Lunn is Churchill Square’s Style Ambassador – blogging regularly at www.churchillsquare.com, hosting events and oﬀering Personal Shopping services. Check out the website to view all the budgetfriendly packages, starting at just £20.

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Alex Michael

Simon Evans

Sean Collins

Craig Campbell

lex Michael will be raising the roof of Komedia with a comedy night to help support the British Heart Foundation’s (BHF) life saving research and Raleigh International’s work with young people across local communities. The Christmas Comedy Cracker will take place on Tuesday 20th December and will see nine spectacular comedians including Live at the Apollo star, Simon Evans and stars of Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Craig Campbell and Sean Collins, come together for a standup comedy extravaganza.

“ The money raised will help the BHF fund even more life saving research ” The two charities were chosen by Alex, who has tirelessly fundraised for both organisations over the past few years. Alex is supporting the BHF as her family has a long history of heart disease. Her father, who appeared alongside her on the Channel 4 programme, has suﬀered from angina attacks and had a stent fitted to widen a narrowed artery in 2007. Her grandfather also sadly died of dilated cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart muscle which means it’s unable to pump blood around the body properly, in 1993 when Alex was just two years old. Alex has previously fundraised and volunteered for Raleigh International by completing an 11week project to improve access to safe water and sanitation in rural communities in India. Speaking ahead of the event, Alex said: “It’s been wonderful organising the Christmas Comedy Cracker and I’m really looking forward to seeing everything come together on the night. I’m so grateful to the comedians who are performing to help fill the Komedia with laughter! “The money raised will help the BHF fund even more life saving research into heart and circulatory disease and Raleigh International continue its vital work bringing communities together across the worl Christmas Comedy Cracker, Komedia, Tuesday 20 December, £10, www.komedia.co.uk/christmascomedycracker

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NANGLE NATTERS Victoria Nangle

YAK YAK YAK Andrew Kay

> Promises and promising

> Time to reflect

@latestvicky

erry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone – even the people who have narc’ed me off this year. It’s alright, we’ll start afresh. 2017 can be our clean page, a new slate, all of those things that mean ‘You better not do that again otherwise I’ll REALLY get you but you’re alright now’. But what else will 2017 hold? After the loss and upheaval of 2016, there seems to be an awful lot of people saying that 2017 had better be a heck of a lot better. I’ve said this kind of thing myself in the past, and then collapsed in a heap when the first thing went wrong in January. “Oh no!” I’d declare. “It’s not any different at all, and it’s all going to be crap, and that change in the last part of the date on my phone has made no difference whatsoever despite all of the expectation I put onto it! How can this have happened?” And then I’d eat chocolate and sulk.

“ There seems to be an awful lot of

people saying that 2017 had better be a heck of a lot better ” I think maybe I might try and avoid that this time around. I know it’s a bit late in the day for me to be realising this, but nothing changes unless you change it. I know – revolutionary! So if I want 2017 to be a kinder year, maybe I could try and be kinder in the world. Or at least not pay it forward when someone really gets on my wick by not being kind. It’s appalling the amount of cuts to vital services and benefits these ‘austerity measures’ have made. I’m not sure what I can do about it – except maybe write to my MP, volunteer at a local charity, see if my finances this year will let me give a regular donation to a national charity or movement trying to do the things I complain about not being done. I’ve never been one to embrace New Year’s Resolutions. I’m not quite sure how they work apart from giving you a date to mark how long you’ve given up smoking/drinking/Facebookstalking your ex when you want to show oﬀ. It is a good time to take stock though. Rather than rush into giving something bad up or taking something better up, hastily picked as midnight approaches so you don’t get left out – maybe wait until you have a clear head and work out what you want 2017 to be, and how you can make it that way. You never know, you might make all the diﬀerence. LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

@latestandrew

hat a year, I mean WHAT a year! It would be hard to remember within my three score years a time of such change, such monumentally challenging diﬀerences to the way so many of us live or would at least like to live. Who would have ever thought that the major power in the world would be led by Donald Trump or put another way, who would have believed that the American people would come out and vote him into power? As yet he is only President Elect but already the repercussions of this extraordinary election are being felt as he uses social media to launch his somewhat crackpot ideas into the world. And there lies another strange anomaly, he uses the worldwide web to launch this ideas and yet at the same time he announces that he wants to shut the internet down so that Isis cannot radicalise American youth. He's going to call his mate Bill Gates to turn the web oﬀ! Well that's going to happen isn't it? I think not given that Mr Gates probably earns most of his millions for the internet! Here in the UK we voted to leave Europe. Why? Well I think the majority, and that is what it was, voted for something that had been cloaked in misinformation. Far be it for me to say that we were told lies about the total implications of Brexit, but I suspect that we were never told the whole truth. And given the subsequent legal challenges to Brexit that have emerged I suspect that a lot of decision makers and policy posers were unaware too. What a mess, what a seething mess of stupidity. The year was also filled with sadness as so many much loved people passed away. It seemed to start with the shocking news that David Bowie had passed away, his illness kept as a tightly guarded secret from the world. From then on celebrities seem to have been passing away on an almost weekly basis, especially from the world of music. There are too many to list here and I would like to pose another argument for not listing them all. This is it. For every star that died in 2016 countless other people passed away. Not stars perhaps but in the context of their own lives equally loved and equally important to their friends and their families. There are also those people that didn't just die but were killed. Killed in wars, conflict, acts of terrorism, natural disasters and unnatural disasters too. Innocent lives and not so innocent lives. And children, unfulfilled lives, their potential swept away far too soon. Do we read or see all of these in the news. No, deaths of this kind are too often censored. Let's mourn them all.

“ What a mess ”

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Breeze Brasserie, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.

Bright and chilled, Breeze is situated on North Laine’s Trafalgar Street. Breeze’s atmosphere matches its name with friendly service and a stylish eclectic look with modern cafe seating, comfy banquettes and walls covered in fascinating clocks and mirrors. The menu is a bold combination of influences from around the globe, served in generous portions at very aﬀordable prices, and the new lunchtime menu is packed with treats. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk | info@breezebrasserie.co.uk 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, BN1 4ER | 01273 693377

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staﬀ. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheatfree dishes. Buﬀet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday. Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings. The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm3pm; Meal Deal £9.99. Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Moksha Caﬀe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and freerange and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 45 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients. Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 4344 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Chilli Pickle

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu oﬀers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

24 everchanging Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Oﬀ East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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ANDREW KAY Dines Out

@latestandrew

Brilliant vegetable dishes from Isaac @

Chef Kanthi Thamma at Curry Leaf Cafe

> AK looks back on a year of culinary highs

2016

has been an exciting year in the city's culinary life. I remember when I first moved to Brighton some 30 years ago. I lived here but worked in London and I confess that if I wanted to dine out I would do so in the capital. There were a few places worthy of attention back then, some of them still with us too and still doing a good job. But if you wanted excitement you had to travel. Not any more, in Brighton and Hove, and many places across the county, we have restaurants that are achieving great things and receiving accolades on not only a local and national basis but also internationally.

“ Some highlights of my culinary year ” There are plenty of awards around for food and drink. I am involved in some and respect many of the others too, but I thought I would use my column this week to highlight some of the culinary high points of my year – so here goes. Firstly, but in no particular order as they say on Strictly, Jeremy's At Borde Hill. I've known Jeremy since I was introduced to him by best selling author Peter James back in the day when I designed his book covers. Jeremy and head chef Jimmy create some of the most exciting food I have had the pleasure of eating in what has to be the most beautiful restaurant setting in Sussex. It's innovative food but grounded in classic techniques and, unlike so many places, it is served in appetitesatisfying portions. I like small plate dining, but too many places have adopted the portion sizes and applied them to classic dining. I want to eat and not to be teased! Small plates though are an amazing trend when you embrace the idea and have lots of them, and where better than the incredible 64 Degrees. Here Michael Bremner and his excellent team have created a style of cooking that has impressed not only the nation, with his appearance in Great British Menu but internationally as he is one of the stars in my own series International Chef Exchange LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

which you can now watch on Amazon Prime. Semone Bonner and his team are also great exponents of small plate dining at The Set. I recently ate there and had the most marvellous carrot dish, yes carrot, the vegetable that Fruit de Mer at The Jetty so often disappoints me. I also love the way Bonner tackles puddings, with a gleeful and childlike joy. Over in Hove, Market surfaced and created a style of dining that is a hybrid of small plate and tapas, but very British and very impressive. I liked it a lot and wish I lived closer so that I could enjoy it more. The same applies to Fourth and Church where fine wine is matched by fine deli style dining and the best gravadlax and pickles I have ever eaten, including the salmon that I ate in Scandinavia. Talking international cuisine Curry Leaf Cafe go from strength to strength and their new Kemp Town kitchen will open very soon. The same goes for award winning Chilli Pickle, a firm and constant favourite whether dining in or using their takeaway service. Best coﬀee this year I think goes to Brewed in Lewes Road, great drinks but also brilliant food, savoury cheese and leek muﬃns, pancakes with bacon and banana and first class smoked salmon, all very keenly priced and well worth a visit. In 2017 this rich firmament of culinary stars is added to by Master Chef the Professionals winner Stephen Edwards who will finally open Etch in Hove, and look out for my Latest TV documentary about him in the new year. Great British Menu star and Michelin starred chef Matt Gillan also opens his new restaurant Pike and Pine in the new year, a new concept for him and an exciting one too. I must not forget Isaac @ in the North Laine where young chef Isaac is creating some of the most exciting food around in his tiny but beautifully conceived restaurant. The same also for my old favourite Terre á Terre which I reviewed only last week and found as impressive as ever. Newcomer to watch is The Jetty at the Harbour Hotel already good and showing great promise. Brighton should almost definitely strengthen its role as the gastronomic capital of the south if not the UK with international travellers visiting the region simply to dine well. For now though, if you didn’t see it on Latest TV then catch my series International Chef Exchange on Amazon Prime and from me, seasoned greetings and a very happy new year! LATEST 7 | 11

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STRICTLY REVEL HORWOOD I

n late November on a Saturday morning I have an appointment to call one of the busiest people in the world of entertainment and especially at that time of year. Most of us know him for one thing only and that is in his role as the toughest judge on the BBC's hugely successful celebrity competition Strictly Come Dancing, but Craig Revel Horwood is far bigger and far busier than just that. In a career that spans performing in West End musicals and choreographing shows he is now a much sought after director, not only in the UK but internationally where he not only tackles musical theatre but is also respected for his work in the field of opera. Behind the spiky comments and glances he is a consummate professional and a very busy one. My call finds him travelling to the BBC studios to record that week’s Strictly episode. I apologise for taking up his precious time but he immediately puts me at ease – "That's alright darling." Wasting no time I get immediately on to the subject of Sister Act which he has directed and comes to The Brighton Centre in the new year. "I'm very excited about it and in particular working with Alexandra Burke." She is clearly a very diﬀerent kind of actor to the star of the film Whoopi Goldberg who whilst being very funny plays the character as a sort of grotesque caricature. "Whoopi was of course brilliant in the role but Alexandra brings

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> There’s far more to Craig as Latest 7 found out

“ Alexandra is a very witty performer

with a great deal of comedic skill and talent, plus that amazing voice ” something very special to this, and it was originally written as a very beautiful female role." But can Alexandra bring to it the necessary comedy that certainly drives the story along. "Oh yes, she is a very witty performer with a great deal of comedic skill and talent, plus that amazing voice." This production follows a format that you have employed before, that of using actor musicians to play all of the roles and all of the music live on stage. "Yes I did that with my production of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Sunset Boulevard which went into the West End and was very well

received. I have cast brilliant actors who are also brilliant musicians and dancers too when that is required." So we get nuns playing instruments, I love that, a nun in any show or film always puts a smile on my face! Craig laughs, in fact he laughs a lot, even though the telephone signal is weak and breaks up from time to time, but the impression I get is that he is a rather jolly guy and not at all like the waspish character that we see on our screens in Strictly. I ask him how he manages to cram so much work into his year, he is after all appearing over Christmas, not only on

our TVs but also in pantomime, this time as Captain Hook in Peter Pan at the Churchill Theatre in Bromley. I tell him that I saw his wicked queen in Crawley a few years ago and again he laughs. "I love doing pantomime and it is part of the way I divide my year. For three quarters of each year I work on my theatre and opera projects, on Strictly and the strictly tour and on pantomime, and the remaining 3 months I holiday." I return to Sister Act, but it's hard to focus because the man is so entertaining to chat to. I ask how well will the production sit in the large space of The Brighton Centre which has defeated some productions. "It will work brilliantly, it has been devised and directed to work in a huge variety of spaces, that's my job and the job of the production team that I work with." I don't doubt him for a minute and I suspect that I will leave the venue as excited as I did when I saw his brilliant Sunset Boulevard in the West End. Sister Act is a great live show, by no means a pale imitation of the film, and it is packed with great soulful music, comedy and spectacle. Alexandra Burke will no doubt deliver that music with real style, and I trust Mr Revel Horwood when he says she can deliver the comedy too. Sister Act The Brighton Centre 1114 January 2017 01273 290131 brightoncentre.co.uk/events www.ticketmaster.co.uk

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BRIGHTON LIGHTS WHAT TO DO IN THE CITY > MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT WITH JOE FULLER

Stream the thick, sludgy, enveloping, Black Sabbathaping Talisman from Boris’ ‘Pink’ album to get a taste for this gig. They’ll be performing the whole brilliant album in fact (I’m looking forward to the spacious opener Farewell myself) and it should be a thrilling rock concert. The Haunt, 20 December, 7pm

Martha sound like a janglier Neutral Milk Hotel with a poppunk edge to my ears, and a wintry early year concert often has a good comeoutofthe houseafteryourholiday’s atmosphere about it, so the portents look very good for this one. Generous support from Radiator Hospital, Onsind and Just Blankets round oﬀ a great bill. The Hope & Ruin, 6 January, 7.30pm

If panto isn’t your kind of thing then this alternative Aladdin could be for you. The Magic Lamp is a shadow play told using light, paper and oil, and using a Middle Eastern version of the text should put a unique visual and narrative spin on the tale. A bum friendly 50 minute running time is also welcome.

The Old Market, 28 Dec to 2 Jan

From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads (a solo show about a David Bowie obsessive) dissects the life of a pop fan with a head filled with sound and vision and features the voice of comedian Rob Newman. The show was recently updated so should be a poignant celebration of Bowie’s stunning oeuvre. The Old Market, 8 January

> COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE

The night before Christmas Eve, go nuts at this fantastic fundraiser for the Brighton Housing Trust. Sean McLoughlin’s Christmas Charity Comedy Spunktacular is jam and starpacked, with turns from Angela Barnes, Brian Gittins, Adam Hess, Colin Hoult, Phil Jerrod and Flange Krammer. Awesome. Caroline Of Brunswick, Fri 23 December, 7.45pm, £8 SOLD OUT

It’s the one to mark in your calendar. Comic Boom is here to tide you over between Christmas and New Year’s. Headlined by local comedy music maestro David Jordan, with handpicked up and coming comics supporting, this is always the best Christmas party to attend. Komedia, Thu 29 December, 8pm, £9/7

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> ARTS WITH BRIGHTON’S ARTY

What do you mean you’ve still got pressies to buy? No stress. There are still a few days to pick up something truly unique – and support local artists at the same time. So take a look at glassinfusion.co.uk, and admire the glowing glass designs of Stephanie Else. She adds metals, foils and lustres to produce a stunning range of work.

Over in Arundel you’ve got until 24 December to view the Christmas Mixed Exhibition at Zimmer Stewart gallery. Including paintings, prints, ceramics, sculpture and hand woven tapestries – curated with love and flair by James Stewart in this bright and welcoming art space. www.artymagazines.com

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TUESDAY 20 Dragons Fire Latest TV, 7pm Feeling the chill? Then why not revel in the new sports season with all the latest news from the Deeside Dragons – plus an unique glimpse into the world of British Ice Hockey. This’ll warm you up in no time flat, with access all area footage and the underdog’s struggle to regain a Championship after 23 years.

Hilda Ogden’s Last Ta-ra – A Tribute To Jean Alexander ITV1, 8pm A favourite face on Corrie’s cobbled streets for over two decades, last seen in 1987, this tribute features contributions from her family, friends, and Coronation Street stars she worked with – as well as those that came along after. Big shoes to fill, and glorious curlers too.

The Suspicions Of Mr Whicher ITV3, 9pm Paddy Considine stars as this 19th century detective, Jack Whicher, retired from the Metropolitan Police and a good man to have close to hand if you run into any trouble. Like trying to track down your niece, who headed to the Big Smoke to find the man what done her wrong.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Minesweeper (1943) 7.25 Johnny Ringo 7.55 The First Travelling Saleslady (1956) 9.45 The Madame Gambles (1951) 11.20 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.50 Thunder Rock (1942) 2.00pm Subway in the Sky (1959) 3,45 All At Sea 4.00 Behind The Science 4.30 BollyHeat 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Latest In Lewes

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights Lucy Goldberg presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 7.00 Dragons Fire See highlights. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.30 Young Start-Up Talent Reality show following the progress of 16-25 year old entrepreneurs hoping to make their business dreams a reality. 10.00 Kick Out The Jams Compilation of the best of the stripped back, acoustic sessions from bands, solo performers, and special guests in the NVTV studio, Belfast. 10.30 Tramshed Sessions Join Maddie Jones at Cardiff’s new venue, The Tramshed, for a series with up and coming singer songwriters. 11.00 Live At The Latest 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 1.00 The Winery 1.30 Brodian's Basement 2.30 Tramshed Sessions 3.00 Digital Nation 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Christmas City 10.00 Christmas Kitchen 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 FILM: Rise Of The Guardians (2012) 3.10 The Nativity 3.45 FILM: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) 5.00 FILM: Madagascar Penguins In A Christmas Caper (2005) 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Celebrity Mastermind Comedian Shappi Khorsandi answers questions on Charlie Chaplin, Scott Mills's Radio 1 sidekick Chris Stark on Scott Mills, The House That £100k Built presenter Piers Taylor on Bob Dylan and Paralympian gold medallist - and opening ceremony flagbearer Lee Pearson on British birds. 7.30 EastEnders Bex turns to Stacey for support 8.00 Holby City A terrifying blast from the past upsets Dom's plans for a perfect Christmas with Isaac. 9.00 Last Tango In Halifax Caroline tells Gillian the truth about why she had to take the new headship. Gillian's mounting guilt over Eddie's death drives her to make a lifechanging decision. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Darcey Bussell: Looking For Margot Documentary in which Darcey Bussell uncovers the life of Margot Fonteyn, who inspired generations of ballerinas and who, with her late flowering partnership with a much younger Rudolf Nureyev, created the most dazzling ballet partnership in history. 11.45 Six Wives With Lucy Worsley Documentary series. 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Christmas City 7.00 Bargain Hunt 7.45 Fern Britton Meets... Nigel Benn 8.45 FILM: Underdog (2007) 10.00 Robot Wars 11.00 Money For Nothing 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Secret Leopards - Natural World 1.45 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 2.15 This Farming Life 3.15 A Place To Call Home 4.00 Full Steam Ahead 5.00 Gareth Malone's Great Choir Reunion 6.00 The Real Marigold Hotel A group of celebrities travel to India to see whether retirement would be more rewarding there than in the UK. 7.00 Mary Berry's Absolute Christmas Favourites In this twopart series, Mary Berry draws on her wealth of cookery know-how and shares a selection of her absolute favourite Christmas recipes. 7.30 Christmas University Challenge Kent v Sussex. A festive edition of the quiz, featuring distinguished university alumni. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals The remaining four chefs start the finals week with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cook at one of the most prestigious events in the culinary calendar, The Chef's Table. 9.00 Inside The Christmas Factory In this Christmas special, Gregg Wallace, Cherry Healey and Ruth Goodman explore the fascinating factory processes and surprising history behind our favourite festive treats. 10.00 Live At The Apollo Christmas Special. Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. 10.45 Upstart Crow Comedy about William Shakespeare as he starts to make a name for himself in London. 11.15 NFL 12.05am The Apprentice 1.05 Who Do You Think You Are?

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Special episode offering a unique insight into how Ashley - who suffers from dementia now sees and experiences the world. 7.30 The Cruise Documentary series that follows the crew who live and work on board the cruise ship Regal Princess for up to nine months at a time. In this edition, it is turnaround day and the crew have to help 3,300 guests check out with their 10,000 pieces of luggage, and welcome the new batch with only a few hours to clean and prepare 1,800 passenger rooms. 8.00 Hilda Ogden's Last Ta-ra - A Tribute To Jean Alexander See highlights. 9.00 Paul O'Grady's Favourite Fairy Tales Paul O'Grady travels to Germany and into the world of his fairy tale heroes - the Brothers Grimm. Paul discovers that as with all forms of magic, there is more to fairy tales than first meets the eye. He explores the landscapes, picture book castles and chocolate box villages that inspired his favourite stories. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) Romantic comedy. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.05am The King Of Queens 6.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 6.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.20 Frasier 7.45 Frasier 8.15 The Big Bang Theory 8.40 The Big Bang Theory 9.10 The Simpsons 9.40 The Simpsons 10.10 FILM: Holiday In Handcuffs (2007) 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 12.25 FILM: Christmas Magic (2011) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Prince breaks into the garage and watches Warren shower Sienna with gifts. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet At Christmas A festive edition of the documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick. 9.00 This Is Us Comedy drama series about the lives of a group of people who were all born on the same day. Rebecca makes a surprise visit to Randall's home, where she encounters his biological father, William. Kevin anxiously decides to take the plunge and move to New York to pursue a Broadway career, with the expectation that Kate will accompany him. 10.00 Alan Carr's 12 Stars Of Christmas Alan Carr hosts a starstudded quiz show. Davina McCall, Nick Grimshaw and Romesh Ranganathan answer questions about the year posed by the celebrity stars hidden behind Alan's giant advent calendar. 11.00 First Dates At Christmas Festive edition of the dating series 12.05am Parents Do The Funniest Things 1.00 PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.55 Life On The Edge 2.50 Gok Does Panto 3.45 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Jamie's Comfort Food 4.45 Deal Or No Deal Noel 5.35 The King Of Queens

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6.00am - 7.05am Childrens television 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.30 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.05 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.20 Milkshake Monkey 9.25 Paw Patrol 9.35 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.10 FILM: Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004) 12.00pm FILM: Dear Santa (2011) 1.50 FILM: Christmas Carol (2016) 3.35 FILM: Christmas In The City (2013) 5.20 FILM: Operation Christmas (2016) 6.55 5 News 7.00 World's Strongest Man 2016 Swedish Open. Highlights of the Giants Live Swedish Open featuring 'Game of Thrones' star Hafthor Bjornsson among the contenders. 8.00 Penguins Make You Laugh Out Loud Family friendly animalbased clip show. I 9.00 The Graham Norton Story Charting his unique journey from humble beginnings in Ireland to superstardom as Britain's best-loved chat show host, this documentary hears from people who knew Graham Norton, worked with him and helped shape his career, as well as his devoted fans, friends and media champions. 10.35 Lip Sync Battle UK Xmas Special Entertainment series based on the hit American show, in which British stars lip-sync to songs. 11.05 FILM: 22 Jump Street (2014) Starring Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Peter Stormare, Wyatt Russell, Amber Stevens and Jillian Bell. Comedy sequel which sees two incompetent cops, Schmidt and Jenko, go deep undercover at a local college. 1.05am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Burglars & BreakIns: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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1.00 David Attenborough's Wild City 2.00 Treasure Island 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 Modern Family 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Modern Family 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 FILM: Stealth (2005) 11.15 A League Of Their Own 12.15am Don't Tell The Bride

7.00pm Indian Hill Railways 8.00 How The Wild West Was Won With Ray Mears 9.00 Digging For Britain 10.00 The Inca: Masters Of The Clouds 11.00 The Incredible Story Of Marie Antoinette's Watch With Nicholas Parsons 12.00am Booze, Beans & Bhajis: The Story Of The Corner Shop

2.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show: DNA Bombshells (x2) 6.00 You've Been Framed! At Christmas (x2) 7.00 You've Been Framed! The Next Generation 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 10.05 FYI Daily 10.10 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007)

2.10pm Agatha Christie's Marple 4.10 FILM: Carry On Girls (1973) 5.10 FYI Daily 5.15 FILM: Carry On Girls (1973) 6.00 Long Lost Family 7.00 Agatha Christie's Marple 9.00 The Suspicions Of Mr Whicher. See highlights. 11.00 Lewis 1.00am The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes

3.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Rude Tube Christmas Cracker

2.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Christmas Spaces 5.55 Car S.O.S 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 The Lost Lotus: Restoring A Race Car 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 0.05am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am FILM: Edge Of Eternity (1959) 12.40pm FILM: Tomahawk (1951) 2.20 FILM: The War Lord (1965) 4.45 FILM: The Last Wagon (1956) 6.45 FILM: Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010) 9.00 FILM: Love, Rosie (2014) 11.05 FILM: Predators (2010) 1.15am FILM: Monsters (2010)

12.00pm Star Trek: Voyager 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager (x5) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 11.30 FILM: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004) 1.40am Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil

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WEDNESDAY 21 Insert Name Here BBC2, 10pm The comedy panel show about people who all have the same name returns with a Christmas twist in its tail. Sue Perkins plays host to the proceedings, joined by team captains Josh Widdicombe and Richard Osman, as well as guests Danny Baker, Sara Pascoe, Deborah Meaden and historian Kate Williams.

Alan Carr’s 12 Stars Of Christmas Channel 4, 10pm Alan Carr’s Christmas countdown sees him manifest as a Christmas elf, hosting a quiz in which three celebrities compete to win prizes for the studio audience. Oprah, eat yer heart out! Tonight’s players are Gabby Logan, Stephen Mangan and Johnny Vegas, bringing Crimbo cheer.

Tree Of The Year With Ardal O’Hanlon More4, 7.55pm Many of us have a favourite tree, but who would’ve thought that it could become a national competition to find the best? Showing it’s more than a good place to sit under, Ardal O’Hanlon discovers some of the country’s most remarkable and historical trees and reveals the winners.

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6.00am The Face at the Window (1939) 7.15 Johnny Ringo 7.45 Gorgo (1961) 9.20 Scrooge (1935) 10.55 Cry From The Streets (1958) 12.50pm BFI: The Christmas Tree (1966) 2.00 The Gentleman Bandit (1981) 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Digital Nation 5.30 Brighton Lights

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Christmas City 10.00 Christmas Kitchen 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 FILM: Puss In Boots (2011) 3.05 Puss In Boots: The Three Diablos 3.20 The Nativity 3.50 FILM: Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) 5.15 Pointless

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond. 7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Christmas special, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands. In this episode, we take a look at the work of Tim Bryn Smith. 10.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos. 10.30 Noise Floor Field Studies perform ‘I Become Death’ at the Notts TV studios. 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 Live At The Latest 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote (x4)

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphrys asks the questions as four famous faces brave the black chair. 7.30 A Question Of Sport: Christmas Special Sue Barker hosts a Christmas edition of the lighthearted sports quiz with Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 8.00 Watchdog Consumer series with Matt Allwright, Sophie Raworth and Steph McGovern. 9.00 Six Wives With Lucy Worsley Documentary series featuring dramatic reconstruction in which Lucy Worsley revisits key events in the lives of Henry VIII's six wives, revealing how each attempted to exert influence on the king and the Tudor court. This episode follows Henry's marriage annulment to Anne of Cleves due to non-consummation. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Mrs Brown's Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch and her family. All over Dublin, mothers are excitedly looking forward to seeing their loved ones return home for Christmas. But Agnes Brown is depressed. 11.15 Who Do You Think You Are? 12.15am The Apprentice 1.20 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

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6.05am Christmas City 6.50 Bargain Hunt 7.35 Coastal Path 8.05 Great British Menu 8.35 FILM: Flight Of The Navigator (1986) 10.00 Robot Wars 11.00 Money For Nothing 12.00pm Equestrian: Olympia Grand Prix Highlights 1.00 Killer Bees Of Africa - Natural World 1.45 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 2.15 This Farming Life 3.15 World's Sneakiest Animals 4.00 Full Steam Ahead 5.00 Back In Time For Christmas 6.00 The Real Marigold Hotel A group of celebrities travel to India to see whether retirement would be more rewarding there than in the UK. 7.00 Mary Berry's Absolute Christmas Favourites In this twopart series, Mary Berry draws on her wealth of cookery know-how and shares a selection of her absolute favourite Christmas recipes. 7.30 Christmas University Challenge City v Newcastle. A festive edition of the quiz, featuring distinguished university alumni. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals The penultimate episode sees the four remaining chefs battle for an all-important place in the final three. 9.00 The Big Life Fix With Simon Reeve The UK's leading inventors create ingenious new solutions to every-day problems and build lifechanging solutions for people in desperate need. 10.00 Insert Name Here See highlights. 10.30 The Premier League Show Weekly magazine programme, featuring in-depth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars. 11.00 Lenny Henry - A Life On Screen Sir Lenny Henry tells the story behind his success. 12.00am Planet Earth II 1.00 Black Is The New Black 1.30 The Selfless Sikh: Faith On The Frontline

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Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Moira hits selfdestruct. Laurel makes a decision. Nicola feels unappreciated. 7.30 Coronation Street Aidan gives in to his feelings. Nick is no match for Peter. 8.00 This Time Next Year In the final episode of the series, Davina meets Luke Reeson, a former soldier wanting to represent his country once more, but this time in a sporting arena. The show also features three truck drivers who are battling the bulge, while Sam Redington hopes his days in a wheelchair are numbered. 9.00 In Plain Sight Three-part crime drama series, based on a real case about a detective who is pursued by a man whom he arrested and saw jailed years before. In the final episode, a search operation is organised with local volunteers scouring the countryside in search of missing girl Isabelle. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Wanted (2008) Starring James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Terence Stamp, Common and Thomas Kretschmann. Action-packed thriller. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am The King Of Queens 6.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 6.50 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.15 Frasier 7.45 Frasier 8.15 The Big Bang Theory 8.45 The Big Bang Theory 9.15 The Simpsons 9.40 The Simpsons 10.10 FILM: The Last Mimzy (2007) 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 12.25 FILM: The Holiday Tree (2014) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tegan arranges a stripper for Leela's hen party, but it doesn't go down well with Cameron. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp celebrates everything that makes a magical British Christmas. Kirstie heads to London for a hit of urban chic in Hoxton, with mulled wine, carols and shops selling an array of handmade gifts. Britain's best crafters compete to make the best floral arrangements. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. 70-year-old George is rushed into A&;E with driftwood stuck in his eye. Debby has cut her hand on a lawnmower and 8-year-old Phoebe has a pair of scissors in her thigh. 10.00 Alan Carr's 12 Stars Of Christmas See highlights. 11.05 Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game One of the nation's bestloved comedians performs to his home crowd at London's Hackney Empire with tales of middle age, marriage and a man's prerogative. 12.05am Bear's Wild Weekend 1.05 The Great Songwriters: Music On 4 2.00 Liberty Of London 2.55 Sarah Beeny's Four Rooms 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.45 Supershoppers 5.10 Countdown 5.55 The King Of Queens

Channel Five

6.00am - 7.05am Childrens television 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.30 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.10 SpongeBob SquarePants 9.45 World's Strongest Man 2016 10.45 FILM: Nutcracker Sweet (2015) 12.20pm FILM: The Elf That Rescued Christmas (2012) 1.55 FILM: The Christmas Gift (2015) 3.35 FILM: Christmas Under Wraps (2015) 5.20 FILM: The Borrowers (1997) 6.55 5 News 7.00 World's Strongest Man 2016 Action from the Giants Live Strongman World Tour in Yorkshire where athletes go into battle at a sell-out Doncaster Dome with Eddie Hall defending his title as Britain's Strongest Man. 8.00 The Dog Rescuers At Christmas Alan Davies helms the seasonal special of the heartwarming documentary series. 9.00 The Trafford Centre: Countdown To Christmas Second in a two-part documentary profiling the Trafford Centre's super-sized seasonal efforts. Her team race to decorate the centre, but will Nikki's dreams of a glitzy switch-on ceremony be ruined by traffic troubles? Young apprentice Reiko faces a tough night in his new role, and Santa arrives by water. 10.00 Chas And Dave's Xmas Knees-Up The Cockney singers Chas and Dave are joined by Eric Clapton for this musical special. 10.55 Greatest Ever Christmas Songs Fact-filled festive music video compilation. 12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Xmas Excess: Parents Splash The Cash 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Assault & Robbery: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm David Attenborough's Wild City 2.00 Fungus The Bogeyman 3.30 The Simpsons (x2) 4.30 Modern Family (x4) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Star Wars: Greatest Moments 11.00 Star Wars: Rogue One Special 11.30 A League Of Their Own 12.30am Don't Tell The Bride

7.00pm Indian Hill Railways 8.00 Britain's Treasure Islands 9.00 Inside Chernobyl's Mega Tomb 10.00 FILM: The Ides Of March (2011) 11.35 Britain's Treasure Islands 12.35am Indian Hill Railways 1.35 How The Wild West Was Won With Ray Mears

2.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004) 10.05 FYI Daily 10.10 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004) 11.10 Family Guy (x2)

12.00pm Lewis 2.00 Agatha Christie's Marple 4.00 FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967) 5.00 FYI Daily 5.05 FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967) 5.55 Long Lost Family 7.00 Agatha Christie's Marple 9.00 Les Dawson Forever 10.00 Les Dawson: An Audience With That Never Was 11.05 Lewis

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Timeless 10.00 FILM: Lockout (2012) 11.55 Scream Queens 12.55am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

2.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 5.55 Car S.O.S 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Tree Of The Year With Ardal O'Hanlon. See highlights. 9.00 Ireland With Ardal O'Hanlon 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Christmas Special 10.50 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas

11.00am FILM: Cattle Empire (1958) 12.40pm FILM: The Cockleshell Heroes (1956) 2.40 FILM: Anastasia (1956) 4.45 FILM: Carry On Regardless (1961) 6.30 FILM: Battleship (2012) 9.00 FILM: Titanic (1997) 12.45am FILM: A Prophet (2009) 3.50 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x6) 6.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 7.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 The Exorcist 10.00 FILM: Paranormal Activity (2007) 12.00am The Exorcist 1.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x5)

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THURSDAY 22 The World’s Most Expensive Toys Channel 4, 9pm You know what makes a rocking horse extra comfy? Encrusting it with crystals. That’s not going to be tricky when re-enacting Njinski’s taking the final corner and rocking at a wallop over the carpet! This adds things to wishlists (as well as why-lists) you never thought could exist.

The Year That Changed The World: Tonight ITV1, 7.30pm 2016 has been dubbed ‘The Year of Rebellion’ – a time when the social and political norms were turned on their heads. Tom Bradby explores the Brexit vote, the election of Donald Trump, and how these divisive events look set to affect the globe in years to come.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Shipbuilders (1943) 7.40 Johnny Ringo 8.10 The Happiness of Three Women (1954) 9.50 Piccadilly Third Stop (1960) 11:40 The Other Love (1947) 1.30pm Christmas Runaround (1979) 2.00 Christmas Without Snow (1980) 4.00 Burn Up With Natalie 4.30 You Make It, We Show It! 5.00 Lewes Loves 5.30 Young Start-Up Talent

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match. 7.45 Albion Night Welcome back to the Seagulls weekly show, with the concluding half of a match and more. 9.00 Banterflix The latest film news and review, presented by Jim McClean. 9.30 How It Is Joe Willis presents a fly-on-the-wall look at teenage life in and around Brighton and Hove. 10.00 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills. 10.30 The Music Manual A new, invigorating music TV companion to the wonderful blog site, created and produced by Lauren Jones. 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show James Fox introduces December's top 10 based on album sales at Resident Music. 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions She Crazy perform live in session 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Lewes Loves 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 2.00 Albion Night 3.15 Albion Night 4.30 The Music of Barry Mills 5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions 5.30 Banterflix

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6.00am Christmas City 6.45 Bargain Hunt 7.30 Coastal Path 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 FILM: The Fox And The Child (2007) 10.00 Robot Wars 11.00 Money For Nothing 12.00pm FILM: Father Of The Bride 2 (1995) 1.45 Rick Stein's Cornish Christmas 2.15 This Farming Life 3.15 World's Sneakiest Animals 4.00 Full Steam Ahead 5.00 Back In Time For Christmas

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphrys asks the questions as four famous faces brave the black chair. 7.30 EastEnders It's the first night of the Walford Players Christmas show. Will all go to plan? 8.00 Who Do You Think You Are? - Ricky Tomlinson Celebrity genealogy series. 9.00 The Royle Family Tension mounts in the Royle household as the family contemplate the prospect of becoming fully laminated throughout. Dr Mahmoud prescribes new medication for Nana in the form of yellow tablets; coincidentally they turn out to be the same colour as the tablets that Joe was prescribed for the swelling when he got his mickey stuck in his zip. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Mrs Brown's Boys Sitcom. It may be a time for peace and goodwill, but there is trouble brewing in the Brown household this Christmas. Cathy takes exception to having her mother opening her mail and instigates a clever plan for revenge. 11.15 Katherine Jenkins: Home For Christmas World-renowned mezzosoprano Katherine Jenkins hosts a night of starstudded entertainment. 12.15am Have I Got Old News For You 12.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

6.00 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen Nigella reveals how to enjoy the run up to Christmas. 6.30 The Cook Who Changed Our Lives Nigella Lawson leads a tribute to food writer Anna Del Conte who helped transform Britain's understanding and appreciation of Italian cooking. 7.30 Christmas University Challenge Soas v Leeds. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals One chef will be crowned the 2016 champion. 9.00 Close To The Enemy The drama series concludes. Preparations for Dieter's wedding are underway. Employing the same tactics as Callum, Kathy finally confronts Bergit about her activities, forcing her to realise that her options are limited. 10.00 QI Noel. Sandi Toksvig hosts the QI Christmas special with guests Josh Widdicombe, Susan Calman, Matt Lucas and Alan Davies. 10.30 Mock The Week Christmas Special. Dara O Briain presents the now traditional Mock the Week Christmas special. 11.05 FILM: Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013) Starring Steve Coogan, Colm Meaney, Felicity Montagu, Tim Key. Comedy. 12.30am The Big Life Fix With Simon Reeve 1.30 The Apprentice 2.30 The Apprentice: You're Hired 3.30 Who Do You Think You Are? 5.45 Christmas City

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Leyla discovers Pete's secret. Laurel breaks the news to her family. 7.30 2016 - The Year That Changed The World: Tonight See highlights. 8.00 Emmerdale Will Jacob be okay? Gabby tries to make amends. 8.30 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Liz Bonnin is in the magical Delamere Forest in Cheshire, to find out about the festive ingredients in Britain's woodlands. 9.00 Extraordinary Weddings Final part of the documentary series following couples who are tying the knot despite facing some of life's toughest challenges. Ian and Ellen from Lincolnshire have been together for 23 happy years, but have never married. Two years ago their worlds were turned upside down when Ellen was diagnosed with terminal cancer. The couple have decided to get married at record speed whilst Ellen's health is good enough. 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) Starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, and Penelope Wilton. Zombiefilled romantic comedy. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 2016 - The Year That Changed The World: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Christmas City 10.00 Christmas Kitchen 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 FILM: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) 3.10 The Nativity 3.40 FILM: How To Train Your Dragon (2010) 5.15 Pointless

Strictly Len Goodman BBC1, 7pm We have a 2016 winner of this year’s Strictly, but it’s got bittersweet tang with the knowledge that this is the last Strictly to benefit from Head Judge Len Goodman’s fine supervision. Len looks back over a dozen years of reigning under the glitterball, with behind-the-scenes footage, archive moments, interviews – and great affection.

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6.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.35 Frasier 8.00 Frasier 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.25 The Simpsons 9.55 The Simpsons 10.25 FILM: Space Chimps (2008) 12.00pm Channel 4 News12.05 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 12.10 FILM: Nothing Like The Holidays (2008) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal On Tour 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The day of Cameron and Leela's wedding has arrived, but will Leela discover Cameron's crimes? Warren swears to find Sienna's stalker, and Cindy catches Holly and Nick in the back of Dirk's van. Someone is upstairs at the Roscoes', and the McQueens' Christmas includes a few extra guests. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo At Christmas Documentary series revealing the secret lives of animals at Chester Zoo. With Christmas approaching, the keepers at Chester hope to include the animals in the festivities, but some of the animals aren't getting into the Christmas spirit. 9.00 The World's Most Expensive Toys See highlights. 10.00 Alan Carr's 12 Stars Of Christmas Celebrity panellists Michelle Keegan, Josh Widdicombe and Louis Walsh answer questions about the year posed by the celebrity stars hidden behind Alan's giant advent calendar. 11.05 Gogglebox TV viewers share critiques of the latest shows. 12.10am Father Ted Christmas Special 1.10 Father Ted 1.40 Father Ted 2.05 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 2.55 Sarah Beeny's Four Rooms 3.50 The Restoration Man 4.45 Supershoppers 5.15 Location, Location, Location

6.00am Under Your Hat (1940) 7.35 Johnny Ringo 8.05 Inquest (1940) 9.20 Glimpses 9.30 All Over the Town (1949) 11.20 Reach For The Sky (1956) 1.50pm Glimpses 2.00 A Place Of Ones Own (1945) 4.00 The 1916 Easter Rising 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 The Music Manual

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly ShowGuy 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show James Fox introduces December's top 10 based on album sales at Resident Music. 9.00 Noise Reel In the festive edition we have invited a variety of Brighton's finest musicians and bands to perform a Christmas favourite in their own individual way. 9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff show videos from Babymetal, BandMaid, Ladybaby, and Doll$Boxx. 10.00 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene. 10.30 Sounding Out Live musical performances and interviews. 11.00 Bowlegs Live sessions from Ezra Furman, Keel Her, Michael A Grammar, Deep Time, Quasi, and AK/DK. 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am How It Is 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 The 2ube 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Strictly Len Goodman See highlights. 8.00 EastEnders Ben and Louise are taken aback by Phil's behaviour. 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. In this festive episode, Mr Khan tips his hat to Frank Capra's Christmas classic It's a Wonderful Life, with Sparkhill taking the place of Bedford Falls and Mr Khan, like George Bailey, facing up to the fact that his life hasn't turned out the way he planned it. 9.00 Have I Got 2016 News For You A compilation of the popular news quiz that looks back at the big news of 2016. With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and a variety of guest hosts and panellists. 9.30 Walliams & Friend Comedy series. David is joined by actress Miranda Richardson. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show On Graham's sofa are Will Smith, Helen Mirren and Naomie Harris, appearing together in ensemble drama Collateral Beauty, and actor Martin Freeman, talking about the new series of Sherlock. 11.25 Mrs Brown's Boys Sitcom. Agnes Brown has finally been given permission to stage her own Nativity play. 11.55 The NFL Show 12.25am FILM: Signs (2002) 2.05 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.10 BBC News

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CHRISTMAS EVE The Last Leg Christmas Special Channel 4, 9pm There ain’t no party like a Last Leg party, filled with festive leglessness, a variety of guests – including Grayson Perry – and reflection on all that they’ve witnessed and cast a discerning eye over in 2016. Loads of clever, funny, smart alec-ness from Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker.

Alan Bennett’s Diaries BBC2, 8pm Inspired by his acerbic and hilarious diaries, this follows Alan Bennett for a year – from New York to his Primrose Hill community library, and even home to Yorkshire. Bemused by his own fame, and still as angry in his 80s as he was in his 20s, Bennett expresses an enduring gratitude to the welfare state.

Birds Of A Feather ITV1, 8pm Three wise(ish) Birds of a Feather head off to Eastern parts as the seasonal special of the sitcom sees them barrelling off to Morocco. Seems Travis has gone missing and only Sharon, Tracey and Dorien can save him. Expect adventures aplenty as well as old friends and new enemies.

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6.00 Inside The Christmas Factory In this Christmas special, Gregg Wallace, Cherry Healey and Ruth Goodman explore the fascinating factory processes and surprising history behind our favourite festive treats. 7.00 Christmas University Challenge Edinburgh v St Catharine's, Cambridge. A festive edition of the quiz, featuring distinguished university alumni. 7.30 Wild Tales From The Village A year in the life of an extraordinary village, hidden away in the timeless French countryside. 8.30 FILM: Saving Mr Banks (2013) Starring Emma Thompson, Tom Hanks, Colin Farrell, Annie Rose Buckley, Ruth Wilson and Paul Giamatti. The story behind Disney's Mary Poppins is brought to life in this uplifting drama. Fallen on hard times, reclusive British author PL Travers travels to Hollywood to oversee a film adaptation of Mary Poppins by the famously frivolous Walt Disney. However, Travers clashes with Disney and his team. 10.30 Mock The Week Christmas Special. Topical comedy panel show. 11.05 Close To The Enemy The drama series concludes. 12.05am FILM: And Now For Something Completely Different (1972) 1.30 Darcey Bussell: Looking For Margot 2.30 Back In Time For Brixton

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Tensions are high between Cain and Moira. Zak opens up to Lisa. 7.30 Coronation Street Aidan has a choice to make. Gary gets his wires crossed. Who is Peter's mystery woman? 8.00 FILM: The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (2013) Starring Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Ken Stott, Graham McTavish, and William Kircher. Second part of the epic fantasy adventure series set within the fictional realm of Middle Earth and based on JRR Tolkien's novel. Led by Thorin, the thirteen dwarves continue their mission alongside Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf as they look to reclaim their homeland of Erebor back from the clutches of Smaug. Whilst Bilbo puts a plan into action to dent the dragon's vast reserves, Smaug plans some retribution of his own. 11.00 ITV News 11.20 Paul O'Grady's Favourite Fairy Tales Paul O'Grady travels to Germany and into the world of his fairy tale heroes - the Brothers Grimm. Paul discovers that as with all forms of magic, there is more to fairy tales than first meets the eye. He explores the landscapes, picture book castles and chocolate box villages that inspired his favourite stories 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen

6.30am Bargain Hunt 7.15 Fern Britton Meets... Michael Gove 8.15 FILM: The Prince And Me (2004) 10.00 Robot Wars 11.00 Money For Nothing 12.00pm FILM: Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit (1993) 1.45 Rick Stein's Cornish Christmas 2.15 This Farming Life 3.15 World's Sneakiest Animals 4.15 Full Steam Ahead 5.15 Porridge Christmas Special

6.00am Good Morning Britain . 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

Channel 4

6.10am Everybody Loves Raymond 6.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.00 Frasier 7.25 Frasier 7.55 The Big Bang Theory 8.20 The Big Bang Theory 8.50 The Big Bang Theory 9.15 The Simpsons 9.45 The Simpsons 10.15 FILM: Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back (2010) 11.50 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 12.10pm FILM: Miracle On 34th Street (1947) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Joel offers to spend the day with Warren, but when they walk into The Dog together, Sienna hides. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Food Unwrapped Does Christmas In a Christmas special, Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt explore how the food industry brings the taste of Christmas to our tables. The number one complaint at Christmas is a dried-out turkey, so Matt turns to science for the answer. 9.00 The Last Leg Christmas Special See highlights. 10.00 The Windsors Christmas Special Comedy soap opera about an imaginary version of the Royal Family. It's Christmas. Camilla is still fuming after Wills usurped Prince Charles as next in line to the throne - even more so since Kate has put herself in charge of Christmas lunch. 11.05 Alan Carr's 12 Stars Of Christmas Celebrity panellists Melanie C, Richard Osman and Joe Lycett answer questions about the year posed by the celebrity stars hidden behind Alan's giant advent calendar. 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Christmas Special 12.55 Celebrity First Dates 1.50 FILM: The Best Man Holiday (2013) 3.50 The Restoration Man 4.50 Food Unwrapped 5.15 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 5.30 Countdown

6.00am Three Wise Boys (1953) 6.30 The Glass Mountain (1949) 8.25 Scrooge (1935) 10.00 Liz Fraser Presents... 10.05 Desert Mice (1959) 11.50 Hobson's Choice (1954) 2.00pm Glimpses 2.10 The Holly and the Ivy (1952) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Latest News 4.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 4.30 A Day In The Life 5.00 A Day In The Life 5.30 A Day In The Life 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 A Day In The Life Documentary: the comings and goings at Nottingham's historic Galleries of Justice Museum, with its old courthouse and gaol. 7.00 Christmas Nationwide Christmas special which shows how different communities throughout the UK are celebrating the festive season. 7.30 A Day In The Life Cameras visit one of the oldest woodland areas in Europe, Sherwood Forest. 8.00 A Day In The Life Cameras visit Stonebridge City Farm - a rare urban green space in the heart of St Anns, with its many animals and gardens. 8.30 A Day In The Life Real-life stories. Cameras visit Newark Showground to find out what goes on at the UK's biggest antique & collectors fair. 9.00 FilmFest on TV We are back with a bang! New look and new long feature film: The Days in Between by Stephan George, a quirky, character-driven dramedy about Londoners whose lives have come to a standstill. 11.00 FilmFest on TV Special episode with award winning movies from the Brighton Youth Film Festival. 1.00am Latest News 01:25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 FilmFest on TV 3.30 FilmFest on TV 5.30 A Day In The Life

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 FILM: A Christmas Carol (2009) 1.00pm BBC News 1.15 Winter: Earth's Seasonal Secrets 2.15 FILM: The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) 4.30 Shrek The Halls 4.50 FILM: Penguins Of Madagascar (2014)

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6.15am FILM: Mars Needs Moms (2010) 7.40 The NFL Show 8.10 FILM: Hans Christian Andersen (1952) 10.00 Robot Wars 11.00 FILM: Wallace And Gromit: A Close Shave (1995) 11.30 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 12.00pm The Cook Who Changed Our Lives 1.00 FILM: Splash (1984) 2.45 Snow Chick - A Penguin's Tale 3.45 Gorilla Family & Me 4.45 Gorilla Family & Me 5.45 Carols From King's

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Channel 4

6.15 BBC News 6.25 South East Today 6.30 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity Christmas edition of the general knowledge quiz. 7.25 Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas Show Michael is joined on stage by comedians Harry Enfield and Catherine Tate and there's a duet from Michael Ball and Alfie Boe. Plus a choir is given a surprise when they become the unexpected stars of the show. 8.25 EastEnders Phil is left to contemplate his actions. 9.00 David Walliams Celebrates Dame Shirley Bassey Viewers are invited to join Dame Shirley Bassey for a special night of entertainment, ahead of her 80th birthday. The event is hosted by her great friend, and one of her biggest fans, comedian David Walliams. 10.05 Peter Kay's Christmas Comedy Shuffle Peter Kay returns with a special Christmas Comedy Shuffle. 10.50 The Vicar Of Dibley Ecclesiastical sitcom. 11.30 BBC News 11.45 Midnight Mass From St Chad's Catholic Cathedral A traditional Christmas Eve Midnight Mass. 1.00am FILM: Surviving Christmas (2004) 2.25 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.30 BBC News

7.00 Dad's Army Classic sitcom about the Home Guard unit. Captain Mainwaring tries to get out of attending a big church parade when the Home Guard are ordered to wear their medals from previous conflicts. 8.00 Alan Bennett's Diaries See highlights. 9.00 FILM: The Lady In The Van (2015) The true story of Miss Shepherd, an eccentric woman of uncertain origins, who 'temporarily' parked her broken down van in writer Alan Bennett's London driveway... and proceeded to live there for the next 15 years. Starring Maggie Smith Alex Jennings Gwen Taylor Jim Broadbent Frances de la Tour and Cecilia Noble. 10.40 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live including the Lotto and Thunderball draws. And there is a special Christmas performance from The Military Wives Choir. 10.50 Top Of The Pops 2: Christmas Mark Radcliffe returns with another Christmas edition of Top of the Pops 2, delivering a feast of festive delights direct from the BBC vaults. Trawled from the depths of the BBC archive, there are Christmastide gems from Britpop heroes Blur, Chrissie Hynde with The Pretenders, some kilt-clad Bluebells and a demure and festive performance from Katie Melua. 12.20am FILM: Viva Las Vegas (1964) 1.40 Countryfile 2.40 Holby City

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 Blankety Blank David Walliams brings back the legendary game-show for a Christmas special. 7.30 Coronation Street Bethany hits rock bottom. Will Maria be spending Christmas behind bars? 8.00 Birds Of A Feather See highlights. 9.00 Grantchester Christmas Special Christmas special of the drama series. It is the week before Christmas 1954, and vicar Sidney Chambers is rushed off his feet with church duties. He has little time to think about his beloved Amanda, estranged from her husband and now heavily pregnant. Sidney loves her, but whether she is married or divorced, he knows there is no way a clergyman can have a relationship with her. 10.30 Through The Keyhole Christmas Special Keith Lemon rifles through three celebrity homes. Getting in the Christmas spirit with Keith are soap star and pop star Shayne Ward, model Kelly Brook and comedian Johnny Vegas. 11.30 ITV News; Weather 11.45 Christmas Carols On ITV Aled Jones joins the congregation of the St Chad's church in Rochdale, Lancashire, for a traditional candlelight Christmas Eve carol service. 12.40am All Star Mr & Mrs 1.30 FILM: Carry On Loving (1970) 3.05 ITV Nightscreen

7.30 We're Going On A Bear Hunt Animated adaptation of Michael Rosen's beloved children's book. 8.00 Gogglesprogs Christmas Special A festive edition of the television review comedy series. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Christmas Special Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are back with a Christmas special and are joined by guests Kathy Burke and Russell Howard. Joe Lycett joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 10.00 Rude Tube Christmas Cracker 2016 Alex Zane and his little doggie helper Bah HumPug provide a selection box of 50 seasonal clips from the web. 11.00 Trigger Happy Christmas Special Dom Joly returns for a festive special as Trigger Happy heads to the streets to surprise the unsuspecting public with some pranks. 11.30 The Inbetweeners Sitcom about four teenagers growing up in suburbia. 12.05am The Inbetweeners 12.35 The Inbetweeners 1.00 The Inbetweeners 1.30 Friday Night Dinner 1.55 Friday Night Dinner 2.25 The Last Leg Christmas Special 3.20 My Crazy Christmas Lights 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 The Restoration Man 5.55 Prep & Landing

6.00am - 6.40am Childrens television 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.05 Sooty 7.10 Oddbods (x2) 7.25 Nerds & Monsters (x2) 7.55 Horrid Henry (x2) 8.25 Weekend At Christmas 9.25 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.50 The Chase 10.50 You've Been Framed! With Bells On! 11.20 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) 1.20pm ITV News & Weather 1.30 FILM: Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001) 4.20 FILM: One Hundred And One Dalmatians (1961)

6.15am Olive, The Other Reindeer 7.05 FILM: A Turtle's Tale: Sammy's Adventures (2010) 8.40 Father Christmas 9.10 Painting The Bear Hunt 9.15 Christmas Brunch 12.15pm Jamie's Ultimate Christmas 1.15 The Simpsons 1.45 The Simpsons 2.15 The Simpsons 2.45 FILM: Scrooged (1988) 4.40 Channel 4 News 4.45 FILM: The Snowman (1982) 5.15 FILM: The Snowman And The Snowdog (2012) 5.50 FILM: The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

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CHRISTMAS DAY Maigret’s Dead Man ITV1, 9pm Rowan Atkinson proves once again that there’s even more to his acting chops than cunning plans and silent clowns. Rowan takes the title role as Maigret, ordered to take charge of an investigation into a series of murderous attacks on three farms. He’s more interested in mysterious phone calls though.

Doctor Who BBC1, 5.45pm New York’s in danger? Must be Christmas! The Doctor and Nardole make friends (ish) with an investigative reporter and a mysterious masked figure – yes, there can be superheroes in Doctor Who World, if there can be aliens there can be superheroes – to address a scary brain-swapping threat.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964) 7.40 The Gentleman Bandit (1981) 9.40 Androcles and The Lion (1953) 11.35 Home For Christmas (1990) 1.30pm Runaround: Christmas On Ice 2.00 Tarka The Otter (1979) 4.00 Latest News 4.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 4.30 Family, Faith And Fun 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 Under The Radar Christmas Special. 7.00 FilmFest on TV Christmas special episode with many festive short films, a countdown to the best Christmas movies and Jessica's classical review on It's a Wonderful Life. 9.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Juice FM's James Fox introduces December's top 10 based on physical album sales at Brighton's cult independent record store, Resident Music. 9.30 Noise Reel In the festive edition of Noise Reel we have invited a variety of Brighton's finest musicians and bands to perform a Christmas favourite in their own individual way. 10.00 On The Verge Christmas Special. 10.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Christmas Special. 11.00 Matt Whistler's Trip Out Prepare your eyes for the stand-up comedian, actor, stuntman, and world record holder. 11.30 Bored Gamers: On The Game Festive Special. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Under The Radar 1.00 FilmFest on TV 3.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 On The Verge 4.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.00 Matt Whistler's Trip Out 5.30 Bored Gamers: On The Game

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 CBeebies: The Nutcracker 9.45 FILM: Legend Of The Boneknapper Dragon (2012) 10.00 Christmas Day Service - Live From Bristol Cathedral 11.00 Songs Of Praise - The Christmas Big Sing 11.40 BBC News 11.50 FILM: The Croods (2013) 1.20pm The Farmer's Llamas 1.50 Top Of The Pops Christmas 2.50 BBC News 3.00 The Queen's Christmas Broadcast 2016 3.10 FILM: Frozen (2013) 4.45 The Great Christmas Bake Off 5.45 Doctor Who. See highlights. 6.45 Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special The couples pay tribute to some of the most memorable Christmas films of all time. With past contestants Ainsley Harriott, Pamela Stephenson, Gethin Jones, Denise Lewis, Melvin Odoom and Frankie Bridge competing for the trophy. 8.00 Call The Midwife Christmas Special Drama about a group of 1950s midwives. When a small South African mission hospital that has links with the Order is threatened with closure, Sister Julienne procures the assistance of Sister Winifred, Trixie, Barbara, Nurse Crane, Dr Turner, Shelagh, Fred and Tom Hereward to try to save it. 9.30 EastEnders The residents of Albert Square are determined to have a peaceful Christmas this year. Yeah, right. 10.30 Mrs Brown's Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. Agnes Brown has had enough hassle with Christmas trees to last a lifetime, so this year she refuses to have one. 11.00 The Best Of Tracey Ullman's Show Comedy. 11.30 BBC News 11.45 On Christmas Night 11.50 Would I Lie To You? At Christmas 12.20am Have I Got A Bit More 2016 News For You 1.05 Citizen Khan 1.35 FILM: While You Were Sleeping (1995) 3.10 Weather For The Week Ahead 3.15 BBC News

The Great Christmas Bake Off BBC1, 7pm Ooh – one last trip back to the tent, festooned with Christmassy things and with the welcoming arms of Mel and Sue, as well as Paul and Mary. Four bakers return from previous series’, with three festive challenges – including a bread one – leading to tasty treats and whetting the appetite you thought had been defeated by turkey.

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6.40am Countryfile 7.35 FILM: The Cat In The Hat (2003) 8.50 FILM: Tom Thumb (1958) 10.20 FILM: Bee Movie (2007) 11.40 Carols From King's 12.55pm Wild Tales From The Village 1.55 The Good Life 2.25 FILM: The Artist (2011) 4.00 Dancing The Nutcracker - Inside The Royal Ballet 5.30 The Queen's Christmas Broadcast 2016 5.40 Morecambe And Wise - Christmas Show 6.45 Christmas University Challenge Magdalene, Cambridge v St Hilda's, Oxford. 7.15 Blackadder's Christmas Carol Seasonal comedy special. Christmas Eve, 1850. Ebenezer Blackadder is a decent, kind, generous human being – until his loathsome ancestors pay him a visit. 8.00 Dad's Army Classic wartime sitcom. 8.30 Gospel Christmas Beverley Knight and Gregory Porter introduce a feast of uplifting festive music from the cream of the British gospel scene, at the church of St John in Hackney. The longstanding London Community Gospel Choir and the fresh and funky House Gospel Choir are joined by Mobonominated songstress Katy B, Lion King star Shaun Escoffery and vocal quintet Vadé. 9.30 Victorian Bakers At Christmas How the Victorians invented Christmas as we know it today - through the eyes of four professional bakers, who make favourite festive products from the most revolutionary era in British history. As if you weren’t already feeling full enough. 10.30 QI XL Noel. Sandi Toksvig hosts the QI Christmas special. 11.15 FILM: Great Expectations (2012) Starring Ralph Fiennes, Helena Bonham Carter, Jeremy Irvine, Holliday Grainger. British drama. 1.15am FILM: A Hard Day's Night (1964)

ITV1

6.00am - 6.45am Childrens television 6.55 Sooty 7.10 Oddbods (x2) 7.20 Almost Naked Animals (x2) 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Horrid Henry (x2) 8.25 Weekend At Christmas 9.25 Countrywise: Guide To Britain 9.55 FILM: Despicable Me 2 (2013) 11.55 FILM: Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002) 3.00pm HM The Queen 3.10 FILM: The Lion King (1994) 4.55 ITV News & Weather 5.15 You've Been Framed! Harry's Naughty List 5.45 Emmerdale 6.45 Paul O'Grady For The Love Of Dogs At Christmas Paul O'Grady returns to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home to bring some festive cheer to the canine residents - and hopefully find them new homes. Henry is a dentallychallenged shih tzu down on his luck because of his snaggle-toothed grin. Paul sets to work trying to raise his profile, and spots the perfect opportunity when the Duchess of Cornwall drops by to open a new building. 7.45 ITV News; Weather 8.00 Coronation Street Nick and Peter's ding-dong is far from merry. Bethany's secret is out. Billy brings home a waif and stray. 9.00 Maigret's Dead Man See highlights. 11.00 FILM: Love Actually (2003) Romantic comedy drama from the writer of Notting Hill and Four Weddings that weaves in and out of the love lives of eight loosely interrelated couples. The bachelor prime minister falls for his personal assistant, his brother inlaw is flirting with one of his colleagues, a writer heads off to France and pursues an affair with a maid, and an 11-year-old boy asks his father for advice on matters of the heart. A feel-good festive treat. Starring Hugh Grant Liam Neeson Colin Firth Laura Linney Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman. 1.30am FILM: King Kong (2005) 4.25 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.20am Prep & Landing: Naughty Vs Nice 6.40 The Bear 7.10 Painting The Bear Hunt 7.15 FILM: Animals United (2010) 8.55 The Simpsons (x4)10.50 FILM: Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (2011) 11.15 Painting The Bear Hunt 11.20 Father Christmas 11.50 FILM: The Snowman (1982) 12.20pm FILM: The Sword In The Stone (1963) 2.05 The Alternative Christmas Message 2.15 Channel 4 News 2.20 FILM: It's A Wonderful Life (1946) 4.55 FILM: The Snowman And The Snowdog (2012) 5.25 We're Going On A Bear Hunt 6.00 FILM: Home Alone (1990) Starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, John Hear,d Catherine O'Hara and Roberts Blossom. Fastpaced comic misadventures of an eight-year-old accidentally left behind when his family goes away for Christmas vacation. 8.00 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Florence Travel series with Richard Ayoade. Hollywood actress Rebel Wilson joins Richard for a ridiculously overloaded 48 hours in Florence. In a Christmas special that makes only the most token nod to the festive season, Richard and Rebel blitz the Tuscan capital in a mini-break mixing art, action, food and fun. 9.00 Gogglebox 2016 A special programme providing a chance to revisit some of the best and funniest moments from the most recent series of Gogglebox. 10.30 Alan Carr's Christmas Chatty Man Alan's guests on the sofa include the judges from new BBC talent show Let It Shine: Gary Barlow, Dannii Minogue and Martin Kemp. Olympic diver Tom Daley, and Gogglebox stars Chris Steed and Stephen Webb drop in. 12.35am FILM: Four Christmases (2008) 2.05 Rude Tube Christmas Cracker 2016 3.05 Very British Problems At Christmas 4.00 Location, Location, Location 5.00 Supershoppers 5.25 The Restoration Man

6.00am The Ghost Camera (1933) 7.20 Johnny Ringo 7.50 Smokescreen (1964) 9.20 BFI: Friend or Foe (1982) 10.50 Sky West & Crooked (1966) 1.00pm BFI: Kid From Canada (1957) 1.55 Glimpses 2.00 The Lost Moment (1947) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Latest News 4.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 16.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Walks Around Britain 5.30 Walks Around Britain 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 Walks Around Britain Andrew White walks from Banavie to Gairlocky and around the Ribblehead Viaduct. 7.00 Walks Around Britain Andrew White takes a special longdistance walk along The Great Glen Way, a 79-mile walk in Scotland. 7.30 Walks Around Britain Andrew White walks from Banavie to Gairlocky and around the Ribblehead Viaduct. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 The Man Who Walked Too Far (2015) Horror, Mystery. Director: Peter Bluck. Stars Tim J Henley, Sam Cox & Irene Marot. After taking early retirement, a man buys a walking stick that initiates a chain of strange occurrences. 10.00 How It Is Joe Willis presents a fly-on-the-wall look at teenage life in and around Brighton and Hove through the eyes of 16-18 year olds. 10.30 How It Is 11.00 How It Is 11.30 How It Is 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 How It Is (x2) 1.30 Vibrations (x4) 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.05 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Revolting Rhymes The first of two animations based on the much-loved rhymes written by Roald Dahl and illustrated by Quentin Blake. 7.00 The Great Christmas Bake Off See highlights. 8.00 EastEnders With past events hanging heavily over Lee, he finds himself in an impossible situation - will the truth come out? 8.30 Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville and Gastric find themselves playing marriage counsellors and Leroy adopts a festive disguise to avoid relationship trouble of a different kind. 9.00 The Witness For The Prosecution Twopart drama based on Agatha Christie's novel. When beautiful rich widow Emily French is brutally murdered, suspicion falls on Leonard, a dashing young chancer who, according French's housekeeper, seduced the older woman into leaving him her vast fortune. 10.00 Outnumbered Sitcom. It is Boxing Day, and the Brockman family have to carry out a special mission for Grandad. 10.40 BBC News 10.55 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of Boxing Day's eight Premier League matches. 12.25am Fleabag 12.55 Fleabag 1.25 Walliams & Friend 1.55 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.00 News

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TUESDAY 27 Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2016 Channel 4, 9pm It’s that retrospective where anything can happen, involving comedians, guest celebrities, as well as schoolkid re-enactments of big stories from the news. Covering everything from the US election to Boaty McBoatface will be Richard Ayoade, Rob Delaney, Mel Giedroyc, Sarah Millican, David Mitchell and Romesh Ranganathan.

Revolting Rhymes BBC1, 6.30pm Based on the rhymes by Roald Dahl and illustrated by Quentin Blake, this is the second animated tale from the duo. Jack’s heart belongs to his next-door neighbour Cindy, but her interest is piqued by a fancy pants prince at the ball. Nevermind, Jack’s got a beanstalk...

Pompeii With Michael Buerk ITV1, 10.45pm Buried for nearly two thousand years, Pompeii is one of the most famous archaeological sites on Earth. Let that sink in. Now it’s in the light Michael Buerk delves deeper into the remains, using the very latest technology to show us what life was like in a Roman city.

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6.15am Honey Badgers: Masters Of Mayhem Natural World 7.15 Nature's Weirdest Events 8.15 FILM: Around The World In 80 Days (1956) 11.00 FILM: The Adventures Of Tintin: Secret Of The Unicorn (2011) 12.40pm FILM: Dances With Wolves (1990) 3.30 Victorian Bakers At Christmas 4.30 Final Score 5.20 West Side Stories The Making Of A Classic

6.20 Christmas University Challenge Bristol v Nottingham. A festive edition of the quiz, featuring distinguished university alumni. 6.50 Dad's Army Classic comedy. 7.30 Nature's Weirdest Events Documentary series exploring bizarre and extraordinary natural events. 8.30 Gordon Buchanan: Elephant Family And Me Gordon Buchanan tries to gain the trust of a herd of elephants in the wilds of Kenya to film this uniquely intimate portrait of their family life. 9.30 The Entire Universe Eric Idle persuades Professor Brian Cox to present a lecture on the birth of the entire universe. Brian soon realises Eric is actually hosting a comedy and musical extravaganza with the help of Warwick Davis, Noel Fielding, Hannah Waddingham and Robin Ince, alongside a chorus of singers and dancers. 10.30 FILM: Pride (2014) Starring George MacKay, Ben Schnetzer, Imelda Staunton, Bill Nighy, Paddy Considine and Dominic West. Nostalgic comedy drama based on the true story of a group of lesbian and gay activists determined to take on the government. 12.25am Gospel Christmas 1.25 FILM: Tommy (1975) 3.10 Inside The Christmas Factory 5.50 Jungle Animal Hospital - Natural World

ITV1

6.00am - 6.25am Childrens television 7.05 Despicable Me: Minion Madness 7.20 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Max Steel 7.55 Adventure Time (x2) 8.20 Signed Stories: Share A Story 8.25 Almost Naked Animals (x2) 8.55 Mr Bean 9.10 Mr Bean 9.25 FILM: The Flintstones (1994) 11.05 FILM: Liar Liar (1997) 12.40pm Hilda Ogden's Last Ta-ra - A Tribute To Jean Alexander 1.40 The Nation's Favourite Disney Song 2.40 FILM: Sleeping Beauty (1959) 4.10 FILM: Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004) 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Joanie makes a decision. Chrissie grows suspicious. Jimmy is mystified. 7.30 Coronation Street Peter's prepares to break some news. Bethany jumps from frying pan to fire. Mary gets an offer. 8.00 You've Been Framed! Harry's Naughty List Grinch Harry Hill looks down Santa's naughty list for some seasonal smartphone disasters. Tonight's show features a drone wrecking a nativity, hoverboards smashing decorations, and reveals why you should never take a selfie after eating sprouts! 8.30 Coronation Street Peter's secret is outed by a spy in the sky. Kevin gets an unexpected bill. 9.00 FILM: Captain Phillips (2013r) Tense maritime thriller based on the true story of the MV Maersk Alabama, an American cargo ship seized by Somali pirates off the coast of Africa in 2009. As the military rescue is mobilised, Captain Richard Phillips and his crew must endure a terrifying ordeal at the hands of the volatile hijackers. Starring Tom Hanks Catherine Keener Barkhad Abdi Barkhad Abdirahman Faysal Ahmed and Michael Chernus. 11.35 ITV News; Weather 11.55 Through The Keyhole Christmas Specia. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.25am FILM: Planet 51 (2009) 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 FILM: Aliens In The Attic (2009) 10.40 The Simpsons 11.05 The Simpsons 11.35 FILM: Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World (2011) 1.15pm Channel 4 Racing 3.45 The Simpsons 4.10 FILM: The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe (2005)

6.00 Boots! Boots! (1934) 7.30 Johnny Ringo 8.00 Tons of Trouble (1956) 9.35 For the Love of Ada (1972) 11.20 The Beachcomber (1954) 1.05pm The Rogues 2.00 There Was A Young Lady (1953) 5.40 Glimpses 4.00 Cook It 4.30 Cook It 5.00 Cook It 5.30 Cook It

6.50 Channel 4 News 7.00 The World's Most Expensive Toys Documentary exploring the inside world of the craftsmen and inventors attempting to realise the world of luxurious gifts and entertainment. From crystal-encrusted rocking horses to £22,500 doll's houses, there really are toys to suit the highest budgets. 8.00 Lego's Big Christmas Documentary. A look behind the scenes as the world's biggest Lego store prepares to open in London's Leicester Square. Plus, Duncan, Britain's only certified Lego professional, who is attempting to build the largest Lego model ever - a giant Tower Bridge, using nearly six million bricks. 9.00 Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2016 See highlights. 11.10 FILM: Pitch Perfect (2012) Starring Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Rebel Wilson and Adam DeVine. Musical comedy. Aspring music producer Beca has little interest in attending college, but when her dad concedes to let her leave if she at at least makes an effort, Beca reluctantly joins a cappella club The Barden Bellas, who are clawing back their credibility after a disastrous last outing. 1.20am Travel Man: 48 Hours In Florence 2.20 Celebrity First Dates 3.15 Hollyoaks 5.20 FILM: Paws (1997)

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights Lucy Goldberg presents a roundup of the week's must-see events in Brighton, Hove and beyond. 7.00 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 7.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hardhitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels. 9.30 Young Start-Up Talent Reality show following the progress of 16-25 year old entrepreneurs hoping to make their business dreams a reality. 10.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands. This week's episode features sound and vision from Running Punch, Stoltz, and Treasure. 10.30 On The Verge 11.00 On The Verge 12.00 On The Verge 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 On The Verge (x6) 4.00 The Vote

BBC1

BBC2

6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.10 FILM: Gnomeo And Juliet (2011) 10.25 The Furchester Hotel: A Furchester Christmas 10.50 FILM: Cars 2 (2011) 12.30pm BBC News 12.40 South East Today 12.50 The Moonstone 1.35 FILM: Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) 3.25 FILM: The Gruffalo's Child (2011) 3.50 FILM: Mr Peabody & Sherman (2014) 5.15 Pointless

6.50am Fern Britton Meets... Rebecca Ferguson 7.50 FILM: Herbie Rides Again (1974) 9.15 This Farming Life 10.15 Money For Nothing 11.15 FILM: The Password Is Courage (1962) 1.05pm FILM: The Heroes Of Telemark (1965) 3.15 Nature's Weirdest Events 4.00 Inside The Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made 5.00 Tribes, Predators And Me

6.00 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Revolting Rhymes See highlights. 7.00 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphrys puts four more celebrities in the spotlight as former England bowler Graeme Swann tackles the original Star Wars trilogy, Gogglebox vicar the Reverend Kate Bottley answers questions on Adrian Mole, BBC Radio 2 DJ Janice Long is quizzed on Echo & The Bunnymen and musician Paul Carrack answers questions on Sheffield Wednesday. 7.30 EastEnders Roxy drops a bombshell on Ronnie. 8.00 Holby City Mo strives to suppress her true feelings for Mr T but, with his wedding looming, can she lie? 9.00 The Witness For The Prosecution Mayhew's case is jeopardised when Romaine, whose testimony was the one hope to save Leonard from the gallows, turns on him. Nonetheless, Mayhew's firm belief in Leonard's innocence spurs him on, and he desperately tries to discredit Romaine. 10.00 Walliams & Friend In this extended Christmas special, he is joined by Downton Abbey and W1A actor Hugh Bonneville. 10.40 BBC News 10.55 South East Today 11.00 Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special 11.35 Outnumbered 12.15am Fleabag 12.45 Fleabag 1.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 News

6.00 New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands Isolated since the time of the dinosaurs, New Zealand's wildlife has been left to its own devices, with surprising consequences. 7.00 Dad's Army A special Christmas episode. 7.30 Christmas University Challenge The first of the semi-finals in the quiz for grown-ups. 8.00 Gordon Buchanan: Elephant Family And Me Gordon Buchanan returns to Kenya to follow baby elephant Wiva. 9.00 The Real Marigold On Tour Documentary. In this episode, the senior citizens jet off to Florida, a major retirement hotspot thanks to its low taxes and sunny weather. 10.00 Inside No 9 - The Devil Of Christmas Award-winning anthology of comedy dramas returns with a seasonal special. Austria. Krampusnacht, 1977. All the good children are given gifts by St Nicholas and all the bad ones are punished by the demonic Krampus. 10.30 Live At The Apollo Nina Conti is the host, introducing Tanyalee Davis, Hal Cruttenden and Josh Widdicombe. 11.00 Insert Name Here Christmas Special. 11.30 NFL This Week 12.20am David Walliams Celebrates Dame Shirley Bassey 1.25 Planet Earth II 2.25 Who Do You Think You Are? 5.40 The Monkey-Eating Eagle Of The Orinoco - Natural World

ITV1

6.00am - 7.05am Childrens television 7.20 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Max Steel 7.55 Adventure Time (x2)8.15 Signed Stories: Share A Story 8.20 Nerds & Monsters (x2) 8.55 Mr Bean (x2)9.25 FILM: The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas (2000) 11.05 This Time Next Year 12.05pm Tipping Point 1.05 ITV News & Weather 1.10 Puppy Secrets: The First Six Months 2.10 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) 4.10 50 Greatest Harry Potter Moments 5.40 Fantastic Beasts And JK Rowling's Wizarding World 6.40 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Will Lisa talk Joanie round? Jimmy learns the truth. Chrissie interferes. 7.30 FILM: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Ralph Fiennes, Robbie Coltrane and Alan Rickman. Fourth instalment of the fantasy series based on JK Rowling's bestselling books. Students from two other magical schools arrive at Hogwarts for the challenging and dangerous Triwizard Tournament, in which Harry is inadvertently selected to compete. Meanwhile, a series of dramatic events indicates that Lord Voldemort's return is imminent. Is Harry safe at Hogwarts? 10.30 ITV News; Weather Mary Nightingale presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 10.45 Pompeii With Michael Buerk See highlights. 11.45 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present a festive feast of Aviva Premiership rugby from Twickenham, where Harlequins take on Gloucester. Other matches include Bristol v Worcester, and Exeter v Leicester. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.50am FILM: Judy Moody And The Not Bummer Summer (2011) 8.30 FILM: Magic In The Water (1995) 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 FILM: Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (2003) 1.15pm Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Channel 4 News 4.20 FILM: Stuart Little (1999)

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna persuades Warren to bury Nico's ashes, but when they arrive at the memorial garden there's a fright in store. 7.00 Posh Pawn At Christmas Documentary series looking at high-end pawnbrokers in Britain. 8.00 Amazing Spaces Snow Special Property design series. In this festive special, George and Will Hardie embark on a snow-covered design odyssey across the mountain ranges of Western Canada. 9.00 This Is Us Comedy series following several people who were born on the same day. Rebecca and Jack take their three children to the community swimming pool on a hot day and quickly realise that each of them is going through their own struggles. 10.00 Gogglebox 2016 A special programme providing a chance to revisit some of the best and funniest moments from the most recent series of Gogglebox. 11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Christmas Special Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are back with a Christmas special. 12.40am FILM: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009) 3.20 Food Unwrapped At Christmas 4.15 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 FILM: Ramona And Beezus (2010)

From all of us at H2O Homes; Have a fantastic Christmas and New Year. 01273 688448 | www.h2ohomes.co.uk

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THURSDAY 29

WEDNESDAY 28 Live At The Apollo BBC2, 10pm It’s a Christmas Special at the landmark comedy venue, with Crawley’s own son Romesh Ranganathan hosting the celebrations. Joining him is Brighton’s Seann Walsh – nice haircut, dude! – as well as Kerry Godliman and the surreal comedian Spencer Jones. Plenty more ho, ho ho’s here.

Jonathan Creek BBC1, 9pm Sometimes a place is just plain spooky. It doesn’t need to have stories of a 19th century sorcerer playing with the powers of Hell and telekinesis, the very idea of a 1970s schlock horror filmmaker taking up residence there is the cherry on the cake of scariness. But it all adds up to a fine JC case.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am BFI: Riding High (1939) 7.30 Johnny Ringo 8.05 Patricia Dainton Presents... 8.00 Somewhere in Campi (1942) 9.45 BFI: Skid Kids (1953) 10.40 Child in the House (1956) 12.20pm The Holly and the Ivy (1952) 2.00 A Place Of Ones Own (1934) 4.00 Digital Nation 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Digital Nation 5.30 Digital Nation

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 7.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 7.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.30 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 10.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merrygo-round, 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 10.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Climb aboard Nick Coquet's misty-eyed, musical merrygo-round, 30 minutes of toppermost pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton (x7) 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Antiques Roadshow Highlights of 2016. In a special edition, Fiona Bruce looks at the most talked about finds of the year and reveals some surprising updates. 7.30 Ethel & Ernest Handdrawn animated film based on the award-winning book by acclaimed British author and illustrator Raymond Briggs telling the true story of Raymond's own parents Ethel and Ernest - two ordinary Londoners living through a period of extraordinary events and immense social change. Heartwarming, humorous and bittersweet, the film follows the lives of lady's maid Ethel and milkman Ernest from their first chance meeting in 1928, through the birth of their son Raymond in 1934 to their deaths, within months of each other, in 1971. 9.00 Jonathan Creek See highlights. 10.30 BBC News 10.40 South East Today 10.50 Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special Mammy's Tickled Pink. Festive edition of the sitcom about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch and her family. 11.25 Sport Relief 2016: The Final Score Danny Dyer celebrates the record amount of money raised by Sport Relief for good causes in the UK and around the world. 12.25am Fleabag 12.50 Fleabag 1.20 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

6.00 New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands Wild Extremes. 7.00 The Good Life When I'm 65. A special performance of the classic comedy series. 7.30 Christmas University Challenge Semi-Final 2. It is the second of the semi-finals in the University Challenge quiz for grown-ups. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.00 Robot Wars: Battle Of The Stars Olympic athletes the Brownlee brothers, DJ Scott Mills, space scientist Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock and sports presenter Suzi Perry help design their own fighting robots to battle it out in the bulletproof Robot Wars arena. 9.00 Dragons' Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. 10.00 Live At The Apollo See highlights. 10.30 The Real Marigold On Tour Documentary. Having previously roadtested retirement in India, Miriam Margoyles, Wayne Sleep, Bobby George and Rosemary Shrager are reunited to discover what it is like to grow old in other countries around the world. 11.30 FILM: Song For Marion (2012) Starring Terence Stamp, Vanessa Redgrave, Gemma Arterton, Christopher Eccleston. British drama. 1.00am Alan Bennett's Diaries 2.00 FILM: The Lady In The Van (2015) 5.45 Tiger Dynasty - Natural World

6.25 ITV News Meridian 6.40 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Nicola and Jimmy are forced to reconcile. Kerry flashes the cash. Cain's patience wears thin. 7.30 FILM: Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Griffiths and Gary Oldman. Fantasy sequel. Harry is dismayed when the Ministry of Magic denies Voldemort's return and appoints a nasty new teacher at Hogwarts to keep an eye on Dumbledore. The new teacher's constant meddling with the curriculum convinces the students that school cannot prepare them for the battle ahead, so they form a secret duelling club with Harry as their tutor. 10.10 ITV News 10.25 FILM: Jaws (1975) Starring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton. Thriller based on the novel by Peter Benchley about a coastal community plagued by a killer shark. With the summer tourist season at hand, the mayor is keen to keep a shark attack hushed up. But when more attacks occur, an expert claims that the attacks are the work of a giant great white. There is only one solution - to kill the monster fish before it can feed again. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Amy confronts Ryan with the note. Ryan gets increasingly angry at how Leah is wrapping her mum around her little finger. 7.00 Arrivals Julie Walters narrates this heart-warming documentary following the stories of some of the thousands of people passing through Heathrow's arrivals hall. 8.00 What Britain Bought In 2016 Mary Portas catches up with some of the nation's leading retailers, buyers and influencers who cast their eyes back over the retail trends of 2016. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. This episode follows three different sets of friends. Bricklayer Phil is rushed in after falling off a ladder at work. 10.00 David Blane: Beyond Magic The US illusionist amazes a host of celebrity onlookers, including Margot Robbie, John Travolta, Johnny Depp and Jennifer Lawrence. 11.00 Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2016 Comedy quiz with Jimmy Carr testing a panel of celebrities to see who remembers the most about 2016. 1.00am FILM: The Girl Who Played With Fire (2009) 3.10 Gillette World Sport 3.40 Location, Location, Location 4.35 The Restoration Man 5.30 FILM: Mysterious Island (1961)

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 FILM: Tinker Bell And The Secret Of The Wings (2012) 10.10 Justin's House 10.30 FILM: Wallace And Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005) 11.50 Bargain Hunt 12.40pm BBC News 12.50 South East Today 1.00 The Moonstone 1.45 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984) 3.35 FILM: Muppets Most Wanted (2014) 5.15 Pointless

Quintessentially Jessica Latest TV, 4pm Do you know how to bake sugargrain free muffins? How about how to sign your dietary needs in a restaurant? Or the nitty gritty of being a graffiti artist? You may have missed the delightful series that sprung up this year with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes, but fear not – here’s your chance to catch up on all of the skills and tips in one day.

6.40am Coastal Path 7.10 Great British Menu 7.40 FILM: Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo (1977) 9.20 This Farming Life 10.20 Money For Nothing 11.20 FILM: The Alamo (2004) 1.25pm FILM: Up Periscope (1959) 3.15 Nature's Weirdest Events 4.00 Inside The Factory 5.00 Tribes, Predators And Me

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 FILM: Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995) 11.15 FILM: Bean (1997) 12.55pm ITV Lunchtime News 1.05 ITV News Meridian 1.15 Puppy Secrets: The First Six Months 2.20 FILM: Father Of The Bride (1991) 4.25 Paul O'Grady For The Love Of Dogs At Christmas 5.30 Blankety Blank

6.40am FILM: California Man (1992) 8.10 FILM: Dunston Checks In (1996) 9.50 The Simpsons 10.15 The Simpsons 10.45 FILM: The Muppet Movie (1979) 12.50pm FILM: Vice Versa (1988) 2.45 FILM: Stuart Little 2 (2002) 4.15 Lego's Big Christmas 5.15 Channel 4 News 5.30 The Simpsons

6.00am The Hostage (1956) 7.30 Johnny Ringo 8.05 Patricia Dainton Presents... 8.05 Tread Softly (1952) 9.35 Song of Paris (1952) 11.10 BFI: To The Rescue (1952) 11.35 God's Little Acre (1958) 1.45pm BFI: Letter From Ayrshire (1954) 2.00 Tarka The Otter (1979) 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica. See highlights. 4.30 Quintessentially Jessica 5.00 Young Start-Up Talent 5.30 Quintessentially Jessica 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 Quintessentially Jessica In this episode, learn how to sign some basic food, animals and restaurant manners. 7.00 Quintessentially Jessica Learn how to sign special diet requirements and how to get around in a restaurant. 7.30 Quintessentially Jessica Learn how to sign the words for relationships and the colours. 8.00 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap kitchens and locations. This week, International Chef exchange does Rotterdam and Brighton. 9.00 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Den Haag and Brighton. 10.00 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Lidköping in Sweden and Borde Hill, Sussex. 11.00 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap kitchens and locations. International Chef exchange does Maastricht in The Netherlands and Drake's Restaurant in Brighton. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 International Chef Exchange 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 2.00 International Chef Exchange 3.00 Carib-Asian Cookery (x6)

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6.30 BBC News 6.45 South East Today 7.00 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphrys asks the questions. Tonight's contenders and specialist subjects are BBC Watchdog presenter Michelle Ackerley on classic TV series Columbo, The Wine Show expert Joe Fattorini on the line of longitude two degrees west, Instant Gardener Danny Clarke on Sir Garfield Sobers and comedian John Finnemore on the ghost stories of MR James. 7.30 EastEnders As Ronnie's big day approaches, the sisters secretly make plans. Lee struggles to come to terms with recent events. 8.00 Life In The Snow In a seasonal special, Gordon Buchanan meets the animals who live in nature's winter wonderlands. 9.00 To Walk Invisible Period drama. Charlotte, Emily and Anne Bronte face a bleak future, with their father half-blind and troubled brother Branwell in decline. As their situation worsens, Charlotte sees that writing could offer a way out. 11.00 BBC News 11.10 South East Today 11.20 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) Starring Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Cate Blanchett, Shia LaBeouf. Action adventure. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 News

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FRIDAY 30 Charlie Brooker’s 2016 Wipe BBC2, 9pm You may think this whole year has done nothing but lend itself to satire, but perhaps some perspective – with extra satire – can put it all into some kind of sensical order. Charlie Brooker, with some help from the ever-probing Philomena Cunk, turns his attention to all that has occurred in the last twelve months. Bless him.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown New Year Special Channel 4, 9pm It’s our favourite spelling and numbers games, where comedians are befuddled by maths and Joe Wilkinson shows genius in providing extra anarchy in an already pretty loose comedy zone. Join Jimmy, Sean, Jon and others.

QI BBC2, 10pm Sandi Toksvig hosts more slightly clever people being asked even cleverer questions in the hope that one of them will spark a claxon of obviousness, with lots of funnies as well as learning stuff. Ross Noble, Cariad Lloyd, David Baddiel and Alan Davies examine nature and nurture.

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7.15am FILM: Short Circuit 2 (1988) 9.20 The Simpsons 9.50 The Simpsons 10.20 The Simpsons 10.50 FILM: The Great Muppet Caper (1981) 12.55pm FILM: The Net (1995) 3.15 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 4.15 Posh Pawn At Christmas 5.15 Channel 4 News 5.30 The Simpsons

6.00am Confidential Report (1955) 7.55 Johnny Ringo 8.25 Flying Deuces (1939) 9.45 Christmas Is a Legal Holiday (1962) 10.15 Demobbed (1944) 12.05pm Calculated Risk (1963) 1.35 Glimpses 2.00 Outcast of the Islands (1951) 4.00 A Day In The Life 4.30 A Day In The Life 5.00 A Day In The Life 5.30 A Day In The Life

6.00 New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands New Arrivals. The moving story of the changing fortunes of New Zealand's wildlife since humans first arrived. 7.00 To The Manor Born: 1979 Christmas Special Classic sitcom. 7.30 Christmas University Challenge The Grand Final. It is the grand final of this festive competition for alumni from some of the UK's top universities. 8.00 Robot Wars: Battle Of The Stars Paralympic gold medallist Kadeena Cox, international football legend Robbie Savage, science and history presenter Neil Oliver and popstar Jordan Stephens from Rizzle Kicks help design their very own fighting robot to battle it out in the bulletproof Robot Wars arena. 9.00 Charlie Brooker's 2016 Wipe See highlights. 10.00 Cunk On Christmas Mockumentary starring Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, who explores the traditions and trappings of Christmas. 10.30 Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story Kevin Bridges blows the roof off the SSE Hydro in front of 12,000 fans with his latest stand-up show. 11.30 A Gert Lush Christmas Feelgood comedy about loved-up couple Dan and Lisa, set in Bristol in the small town of Bamford. 12.30am Dragons' Den 1.30 The Great Christmas Bake Off 2.30 Doctor Who

8.30 Emmerdale Joanie defends her friend. Emma intervenes. Chrissie is left seething. 9.00 FILM: Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Jim Broadbent and Robbie Coltrane. Sixth film in the fantasy series. Harry and the gang confront the terrifying truth that Lord Voldemort is back and Hogwarts is in danger. Harry suspects that threats may even lie within the castle, while Dumbledore remains intent on preparing him for an inevitable final battle. Recruiting a former lecturer with some crucial information, Dumbledore and Harry delve into Voldemort's past to decipher the key to his defences. Learning the disturbing truth about Voldemort's origins, Harry and Dumbledore find themselves in an earthshattering battle that will change Hogwarts forever. 11.00 ITV News Mark Austin presents the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 11.20 FILM: Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009) Stop using racial non-magical slurs – did you not see the other films?! Crikey – anyone would think that you’d never even been to a Quidditch match either. 12.20am The Chase 1.05 Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Amy throws Ryan out of the house 7.00 Strictly Ballroom Boys In the world of competitive ballroom there is a serious shortage of young male dancers, and hundreds of girls lining up for every boy. This First Cut documentary follows four of these rare boys, from south Wales's Valleys, as they head towards the biggest competition of their dancing lives so far: the UK Championships in Bournemouth. 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property series. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Birmingham to help two couples find their new homes. 9.00 Guy Cycling Home For Christmas Guy Martin takes on his longest and hardest challenge yet as he attempts to cycle around the entire coast of Great Britain - 4800 miles - in just 20 days, and in doing so break a record that has stood since 1984. 10.35 Bruce Springsteen: In His Own Words Bruce Springsteen explores his greatest influences, detailing the people and places that have inspired him. 12.05am It Was Alright In The 1970s 1.00 FILM: The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets' Nest (2009) 3.30 The Windsors Christmas Special 3.55 Jamie's Comfort Food 4.05 Location, Location, Location 5.00 FILM: It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955)

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers A look back at the big stories of the year. 7.00 A Day In The Life Cameras follow the legendary outlaw from Nottinghamshire, Robin Hood. 7.30 A Day In The Life Cameras visit one of the oldest woodland areas in Europe, Sherwood Forest. 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Tony Marks offers a roundup of Resident's bestselling albums of 2015. 9.00 Brighton Album Chart Show James Fox rounds up February 2016's best selling albums in Brighton. 9.30 Brighton Album Chart Show James Fox rounds up March 2016's best selling albums in Brighton. 10.00 Brighton Album Chart Show James Fox rounds up April 2016's best selling albums in Brighton. 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show James Fox rounds up May 2016's best selling albums in Brighton. 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1130 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Brighton Album Chart Show (x2)1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show (x3) 3.00 Sounding Out (x6)

6.45am Coastal Path 7.15 Great British Menu 7.45 FILM: Herbie Goes Bananas (1980) 9.15 This Farming Life 10.15 Money For Nothing 11.15 FILM: A Distant Trumpet (1964) 1.10pm FILM: Hidalgo (2004) 3.15 Nature's Weirdest Events 4.00 Inside The Factory 5.00 Tribes, Predators And Me

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 FILM: Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997) 11.10 FILM: Mr Bean's Holiday (2007) 12.50pm ITV Lunchtime News 1.05 ITV News Meridian 1.15 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 3.15 Midsomer Murders 5.15 ITV News Meridian 5.30 ITV Evening News 5.50 FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

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6.30 BBC News 6.45 South East Today 7.00 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphrys tests Outnmbered actor Tyger Drew-Honey on The Office, Radio 6 Music presenter Tom Ravenscroft on Warp Records, actress and presenter Maria McErlane on Unity Mitford and Terry Deary, the writer of the Horrible History books, on GK Chesterton's Father Brown Stories. 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz. 8.00 EastEnders Lee reaches breaking point. Loyalties and motives in the square are questioned. 8.30 FILM: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Starring Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L Jackson, Robert Redford. Marvel action sequel. Two years after the events of Avengers Assemble, Captain America continues to undertake heroic missions for SHIELD. But when he is thrust on a mission to take down an assassin, he uncovers a conspiracy within SHIELD to turn the country into a surveillance state. 10.40 BBC News 10.50 South East Today 11.00 Still Game Festive special of the sitcom about Scottish pensioners. 11.30 Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special 12.10am The NFL Show 12.40 FILM: Hollywood Homicide (2003) 2.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.35 BBC News

6.30 Roald Dahl's Esio Trot Retired bachelor Mr Hoppy is hopelessly in love with his neighbour Mrs Silver, but she is only interested in her pet tortoise Alfie - until Mr Hoppy hatches an audacious plan to win her love. 8.00 Judi Dench: All The World's Her Stage An intimate portrait of Judi Dench, one of the most outstanding and best loved British actors of all time, told by some of the biggest names in entertainment Daniel Craig, Stephen Frears, Pierce Brosnan, Samantha Bond and Sir Ian McKellen. 9.00 The Real Marigold On Tour Documentary. Having previously roadtested retirement in India and now Florida too Miriam Margoyles, Wayne Sleep, Bobby George and Rosemary Shrager experience retired life in Japan, a country with one of the longest life expectancies in the world. They move in with 73-yearold twin sisters in historic city of Kyoto. 10.00 QI See highlights. 10.30 Dara O Briain Crowd Tickler Live Dara O brings his 2015 tour to the Hammersmith Apollo. 11.30 Stag An obnoxious group of friends struggle to survive the stag weekend from hell as a deer-hunting expedition quickly turns messy. 12.30am Stag 1.30 Stag 2.30 Victorian Bakers At Christmas 3.30 Wild Tales From The Village

6.25 ITV News Meridian 6.40 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Finn makes a grand gesture. Joanie makes a bad decision. 7.30 Coronation Street It is a new year from hell for Anna. Mary needs to decide. Is Peter busted? 8.00 FILM: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane and Ralph Fiennes. The seventh instalment of the fantasy series follows Harry, Ron and Hermione as they attempt to find the secret to Voldemort's immortality - the Horcruxes. Harry's arch-enemy has hidden parts of his soul in secret locations and the trio must find and destroy them to stop him remaining immortal, but as the mission progresses dark forces look set to throw them off course. 10.40 ITV News 11.05 FILM: Jaws 2 (1978) Starring Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton, Joseph Mascolo. Another great white shark arrives to terrorise the holiday resort of Amity Island. Having recovered from the grisly events of four years ago, the island is once again packed with tourists. But when two divers and a water-skier go missing, the local police chief fears that he is about to relive his greatest nightmare. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen

6.00 Hollyoaks It's New Year's Eve, and more drama hits the Osborne family. Goldie warns Prince and Hunter to stay out of trouble, while Mercedes tries to sneak Ryan out after their night together. 7.00 Noel's Sell Or Swap Live Noel Edmonds hosts a live auction show which gives guests the chance to bid on an eclectic mix of items, with up to three auctions running at the same time during the show. 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy's Friday Night Feast Cookery series presented by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty from their cafe at the end of Southend pier. Jamie cooks up an amazing Thai green curry and shows comedian John Bishop how to make the best lasagne. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown New Year Special See highlights. 10.00 Rude Tube: Welcome To 2017 Alex Zane welcomes in 2017 with a bumper Top 100 countdown celebrating the best clips of the year. There's a zombie apocalypse, the boxer dog mannequin challenge, the greatest ever clip featuring wine and a treadmill, and we meet the man behind the phenomenon that is Pineapple pen. 12.05am Tattoo Fixers At Christmas 1.00 Celebrity First Dates 2.00 FILM: The Omen (1976) 3.55 The Windsors Christmas Special 4.25 Countdown 5.10 FILM: 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957)

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 FILM: Shark Tale (2004) 10.20 FILM: Wallace And Gromit: The Wrong Trousers (1993) 10.50 FILM: Flushed Away (2006) 12.10pm Bargain Hunt 1.10 BBC News 1.25 South East Today 1.35 The Moonstone 2.20 FILM: Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 3.40 Stick Man 4.10 FILM: Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 5.45 Pointless

6.25am Meerkats: Secrets Of An Animal Superstar Natural World 7.25 Great British Menu 7.55 Great British Menu 8.25 FILM: Short Circuit (1986) 10.00 This Farming Life 11.00 Money For Nothing 12.00pm FILM: 84 Charing Cross Road (1987) 1.35 FILM: Ladies In Lavender (2004) 3.15 Nature's Weirdest Events 4.00 Inside The Factory 5.00 Flog It! 5.30 The Marvellous World Of Roald Dahl

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 FILM: Cats And Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore (2010) 11.00 FILM: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) 1.05pm All Star Family Fortunes 1.50 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 ITV News Meridian 2.05 FILM: The Dam Busters (1954) 4.30 Midsomer Murders

6.20am FILM: The Parent Trap (1961) 8.35 The Simpsons 9.05 The Simpsons 9.35 FILM: A League Of Their Own (1992) 12.05pm FILM: Cutthroat Island (1995) 2.30 Roald Dahl's Most Marvellous Book 4.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo At Christmas 5.00 Channel 4 News 5.30 The Simpsons

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NEW YEAR’S EVE Modern Toss Latest TV, 9.30pm The popular sarcastic, dry, and downright offensive to some comedy cartoon strip comes to life with a combination of animation and live action sketches. With lots of swearing and laugh out loud punchlines that might suit a New Year’s in front of telly down to the ground, it’s a great way to see in 2017.

Peter Pan Goes Wrong BBC1, 6.20pm Straight from the West End stage, the Olivier Award winning Mischief Theatre serve up what they did after ‘The Play What Goes Wrong’. The Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society, an amateur dramatics group, put on a show as part of their festive programming – and nothing is going right!

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6.00 Latest News 6.30 Sussex Sports Awards 2015 Tatiana Sanchez and Jamie Walker meet the faces behind this year's prestigious Sussex Sports Awards. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Live At The Latest: Jo Harman Jo Harman filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton in June 2015. 9.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news. 9.30 Modern Toss See highligh 10.00 Modern Toss The stink of excellence in a world gone tits up! Comedy animation and live action series. Lots of swearing. 10.30 Modern Toss The stink of excellence in a world gone tits up! Comedy animation and live action series. Lots of swearing. 11.00 Modern Toss The stink of excellence in a world gone tits up! Comedy animation and live action series. Lots of swearing. 11.30 Modern Toss 12.00am CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 2.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 On The Verge (x6)

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6.20 Peter Pan Goes Wrong See highlights. 7.25 BBC News 7.35 South East Today 7.45 Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. 8.35 Casualty SelfDefence. Rumours spread about Seb and Dylan, while Ethan's loyalty is pushed to the limit. 9.25 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Draws. 9.35 Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special Mammy's Forest. Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. Agnes Brown has had enough hassle with Christmas trees to last a lifetime, so this year she refuses to have one. But with Grandad's health a worry for everyone, is there something else missing this Christmas apart from just the tree? 10.05 BBC News 10.25 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 11.25 Robbie Rocks Big Ben Live 11.55 New Year's Eve Fireworks 12.10am Robbie Rocks Big Ben Live Continued 12.40 TBA 1.40 TBA 2.40 TBA 3.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 3.45 News

6.00 TBA 7.00 TBA 8.00 TBA 9.00 TBA 10.00 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the day's seven Premier League matches, including Liverpool's eagerlyanticipated clash with Manchester City. The festive period is always crucial in the title race and the pair of contenders from the north west will be desperate to claim the three points at Anfield. The Reds won last year's encounter 3-0, just days after losing the League Cup final against the same opponents. Elsewhere, champions Leicester host West Ham, Manchester United welcome Middlesbrough to Old Trafford, Stoke travel to Chelsea, Burnley clash with Sunderland at Turf Moor, West Brom take on Southampton at St Mary's and Swansea face Bournemouth. 11.20 Jools's Annual Hootenanny Shindig shenanigans aplenty with raucous fun and brilliant music, counting down to midnight and continuing the celebrations into the wee small hours. 1.20am Best Of Glastonbury

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Best Bakes Ever 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Sport Relief 2016: The Final Score 2.15 The Great Christmas Bake Off 3.15 Darcey Bussell: Looking For Margot 4.15 Final Score 5.20 Top Of The Pops New Year

Diversity Presents Steal The Show ITV1, 6.30pm Ashley Banjo and Diversity host this all round entertainment programme, taking its place as the jewel in the crown of ITV’s new year’s programming. Promising studio surprises, celebrity collaborations, and a show-stopping finale working with some of the best amateur dancers – there’s loads!

6.30am This Farming Life 7.30 The NFL Show 8.15 Robot Wars: Battle Of The Stars 9.15 Robot Wars: Battle Of The Stars 10.15 TBA 11.40 Gordon Buchanan: Elephant Family And Me 12.45pm Gordon Buchanan: Elephant Family And Me 1.45 TBA 3.10 TBA 4.10 TBA

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Super 4 7.20 The Oddbods Show 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.40 Horrid Henry 7.55 Horrid Henry 8.05 Looped 8.15 Looped 8.30 Be Cool Scooby Doo!8.55 Adventure Time 9.10 Adventure Time 9.25 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.55 FILM: Beethoven's 2nd (1993) 11.30 FILM: Mannequin (1987) 1.20pm ITV News & Weather 1.30 Midsomer Murders 3.30 The Chase 4.30 ITV News Meridian 4.45 ITV News & Weather 5.00 World Of Sport Wrestling 7.00 Ninja Warrior UK The best adventure playground evah! 8.00 Take Me Out Dating show. 9.00 FILM: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) The final instalment of the fantasy series follows Harry, Ron and Hermione as they attempt to find the secret to Voldemort's immortality. The hunt continues for the remaining three Horcruxes, the parts of Voldemort's soul that give him eternal life. However, the Dark Lord discovers the trio's mission and it results in an epic battle between Harry and his nemesis. Starring Daniel Radcliffe Rupert Grint Emma Watson Helena Bonham Carter Ralph Fiennes and Alan Rickman. 11.30 TBA 11.55 ITV News; Weather The latest headlines from around the world, including New Year bongs. 12.10am The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize. 1.10 Tipping Point 2.10 Rebound Sean Fletcher hosts the quick-fire quiz of knowledge and nerve as six contestants go head-tohead in a bid to win big money. 3.10 ITV Nightscreen

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6.00am Everybody Loves Raymond 6.25 Small Animal Hospital 7.10 FILM: The Love Bug (1968) 9.15 The Big Bang Theory 9.40 The Big Bang Theory 10.10 The Simpsons 10.40 FILM: The Phantom (1996) 12.40pm FILM: Chalet Girl (2011) 2.35 FILM: Freaky Friday (2003) 4.35 FILM: Sunshine On Leith (2013)

6.00am Final Appointment (1954) 7.20 BFI: Skid Kids (1953) 8.25 Casbah (1948) 9.45 A Place Of Ones Own (1945) 11.45 Jassy (1947) 1.55pm Glimpses 2.00 The Weapon (1956) 3.40 Glimpses 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Cook It 5.00 Cook It 5.30 Cook It

6.20 Channel 4 News 6.30 Hollyoaks After his overwhelming discovery, Alfie sets in motion a plan to uncover the truth. 7.00 Gogglesprogs A festive edition of the television review comedy series. Ten sets of children watch a range of programmes from 2015. 8.00 What Britain Bought In 2015 Mary Portas looks back at how Britons shopped in 2015 and what these buying habits say about the nation. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on patients and families whose good humour and positivity help them to cope in tough circumstances. 10.00 The Millionaire Party Planner Documentary following experienced events organiser Liz Taylor and her trusty team, who strive to create the best parties on the planet for a host of wealthy clients. 11.05 FILM: Fast And Furious 5 (2011) Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Dwayne Johnson. Action thriller. 1.30am Rude Tube 2.25 Friday Night Dinner: Christmas 2.55 Friday Night Dinner 3.20 Friday Night Dinner 3.50 Gadget Man 4.15 Benchmark 5.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.55 Small Animal Hospital

6.00 Latest News 6.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme to help you prepare really tasty, simple fresh food from good value produce for yourself, friends & family. 7.00 Cook It 8.00 Cook It 8.30 Under The Radar Birth Of Hip-Hop. Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings host videos by Afrika Bambaataa, Man Parrish, Kurtis Blow, and Sugarhill Gang. 9.00 Under The Radar The Purple Links Edition. Paul and Jeff present videos by Deep Purple, Rainbow, Cozy Powell, and Whitesnake. 9.30 Under The Radar When Funk Is A Bit Punk. Paul and Jeff introduce Nucomme, Black Merda, JC Brook, and Aaron Neville. 10.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff introduce archive footage from Architects, Alan Vega, Gong, and Edwyn Collins. 10.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff delve into the archives for footage of Plaid, NZCA Lines, Beyond The Wizard's Sleeve, and Mind Enterprises. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 FilmFest on TV 2.30 FilmFest on TV 2.00 Soundcheck 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.35 BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team. 6.50 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 EastEnders Another visit to the residents of Albert Square. 8.00 Still Open All Hours 8.30 Sherlock See highlights. 10.00 Mrs Brown's Boys New Year Special Chez Mammy. Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. Agnes Brown's grandson Bono is being bullied by a boy at school. When Agnes makes matters worse, a mediation session is called. 10.30 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.50 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 11.00 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of the day's two Premier League matches. In the first match of 2017, Spurs face the short trip to Vicarage Road to face Watford. Tottenham have never lost to Watford in the Premier League and were 2-1 victors in the corresponding fixture last season. 12.05am TBA 12.35 TBA 1.35 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

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MONDAY 2 Sherlock BBC1, 8.30pm Our Baker Street boys are back, and you can bet that Sherlock’s rubbing everyone up the wrong way – as usual. With such fine writing from Mark Gatiss, as well as leads that have since become international movie stars since this first started, this is the new year’s treat you deserve to start 2017 with. Put your feet up.

Silent Witness BBC1, 9pm Nikki, Jack, Thomas and Clarissa are back for series 20 – where did the time go?! Investigating murders and accidental deaths, that’s where. And who would’ve thought it could be so perilous to those working in the forensic pathology office? Don’t expect it to get any safer.

Tattoo Fixers Channel 4, 11pm So you’ve been on holiday, had too much to eat and drink, partied with your friends and family... and now it’s back to work. Comfort yourself with the sight of new tattoo catastrophes coming through the doors of the Tattoo Fixers, and know that at least you don’t have that to contend with. Ahhh.

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6.05am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 6.50 Countryfile 7.45 TBA 9.55 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 New Year's Day Vienna Concert 2016 1.00pm TBA 2.00 TBA 3.00 TBA 4.45 The Archbishop Of Canterbury's New Year Message 4.50 The Olympic Golden Ball 5.20 TBA

6.20 TBA 7.20 TBA 8.20 TBA 9.20 TBA 10.00 TBA 11.00 TBA 11.30 The Real Marigold On Tour Having roadtested retirement in India, Miriam Margoyles, Wayne Sleep, Bobby George and Rosemary Shrager discover what it is like to grow old in other countries around the world. 12.30am Judi Dench: All The World's Her Stage An intimate portrait of Judi Dench, one of the most outstanding and best loved British actors of all time, told by some of the biggest names in entertainment Daniel Craig, Stephen Frears, Pierce Brosnan, Samantha Bond and Sir Ian McKellen. 1.30 TBA 3.20 TBA

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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.45 Sooty 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Super 4 7.20 The Oddbods Show 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.40 Horrid Henry 7.55 Horrid Henry 8.05 A Grizzly New Year's Tale 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go8.55 Adventure Time 9.10 Adventure Time 9.25 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1965) 11.05 Chopping Block 12.05pm ITV News & Weather 12.15 All Star Family Fortunes 1.00 ITV Racing Live 3.30 The Chase 4.30 Ninja Warrior UK 5.30 Catchphrase 6.15 ITV News & Weather 6.30 Diversity Presents Steal The Show See highlights. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Miranda Meets Morecambe And Wise 10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.15 Prince Harry Brand new film following HRH Prince Harry on his return to the African kingdom of Lesotho, where he continues the work of Sentebale, the charity he established there a decade ago along with Prince Seeiso of the Lesotho royal family. Prince Harry first visited the country 12 years ago where, after seeing the country's disadvantaged children, he decided to follow in the humanitarian footsteps of his mother Princess Diana and set up Sentebale which translates as Forget Me Not. The charity provides care, support and education to young people affected by HIV and AIDS in Lesotho and Botswana. This film sees Prince Harry set off on an unforgettable adventure, where cameras follow his travels to remote locations. Here he aims to uncover the stories that he thinks the world should know. Prince Harry is reunited with Mutsu, a local teenager whom he met on his first visit to Lesotho. 11.15 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Chopping Block 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.30am FILM: The Love Bug (1968) 9.05 The Big Bang Theory 9.35 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 Sunday Brunch 1.00pm The Simpsons 1.25 The Simpsons 1.55 The Simpsons 2.25 We're Going On A Bear Hunt 3.00 TBA 5.00 Channel 4 News 5.10 TBA

6.00am Father and Son (1936) 7.25 Johnny Ringo 7.55 Tornado (1943) 9.35 Luck of The Navy (1938) 11.00 Dick Powell Theatre 1.35pm BFI: To The Rescue (1952) 2.00 Guilt Is My Shadow (1950) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Walks Around Britain 5.30 Walks Around Britain

7.00 TBA 8.00 TBA 9.00 TBA 11.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown New Year Special Jimmy Car hosts while Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Susie Dent is joined by David O'Doherty in Dictionary Corner, with Rachel Riley and Joe Wilkinson. 12.30am Rude Tube: Welcome To 2017 Alex Zane welcomes in 2017 with a bumper Top 100 countdown celebrating the best clips of the year. There's a zombie apocalypse, the boxer dog mannequin challenge, the greatest ever clip featuring wine and a treadmill, and we meet the man behind the phenomenon that is Pineapple pen. 2.30 TBA 2.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus Omnibus edition of the popular teenage soap. 5.00 FILM: King Kong (1976) A colourful remake of the 1930s classic about geologists working on a remote island who discover a tribal cult that worships Kong, a 50-foot ape. The geologists transport the ape back to America as a sideshow attraction, with catastrophic results for the people of New York. Starring Jeff Bridges Charles Grodin Jessica Lange John Randolph Rene Auberjonois and Julius Harris.

6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond. 6.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks between 2-8 miles from around Britain. 7.00 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks between 2-8 miles from around Britain. 7.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks between 2-8 miles from around Britain. 8.00 Latest News 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues. 9.00 Walks Around Britain 9.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle takes a trip to the fish quay at North Shields. 10.00 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle shares his love for game, going on a shoot in Northumberland. 10.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle continues his culinary tour of great food destinations. 11.00 Northern Cuisine 11.30 Northern Cuisine 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Northern Cuisine 1.00 Tramshed Sessions (x5) 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)

BBC1

BBC2

6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphreys presents a celebrity version of Britain's toughest quiz. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather. 8.00 EastEnders Soap. Not necessarily clean though. 8.30 TBA 9.00 Silent Witness See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England. 10.45 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 12.05am TBA 1.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain. Can the challengers triumph or will the cash prize roll over to the next show? 6.30 TBA 7.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends 8.00 TBA 9.00 TBA 10.00 Charlie Brooker's 2016 Wipe Charlie Brooker looks back on the ups and downs of 2016. Helping Charlie to make sense of the year's news, TV and online phenomena is Philomena Cunk. In her most challenging interview yet, Philomena tries to understand what it is Professor Brian Cox is actually saying. 11.00 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mindexpanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 11.45 TBA 12.45am TBA 1.45 TBA

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 TBA 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 TBA 11.45 TBA 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 TBA 2.30 TBA 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 TBA 4.30 TBA 5.15 Pointless

6.00am TBA 6.45 TBA 7.30 TBA 8.00 TBA 9.00 TBA 10.00 TBA 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm TBA 1.45 TBA 2.30 TBA 3.30 TBA 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

ITV1

6.00am Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.15 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.30 Super 4 6.45 Super 4 7.00 A Grizzly New Year's Tale 7.25 Max Steel 7.50 NinjaGo 8.20 Signed Stories: Share A Story 8.25 Be Cool Scooby Doo!8.55 Mr Bean 9.10 Mr Bean 9.25 All Star Family Fortunes 10.10 FILM: Superman (1978) 1.15pm Off Their Rockers 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News1.45 Diversity Presents Steal The Show2.45 Judge Rinder 3.45 Dickinson's Real Deal4.45 Tipping Point 5.45 The Chase 6.45 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 You've Been Framed! Harry Hill provides the humorous commentary to another selection of viewers' home recordings, including a cautionary tale about a balcony, why light bulbs are no substitute for shuttlecocks, and what makes the world's most inappropriate birthday present. 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 The Halcyon 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.15 Take Me Out 11.15 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade investigates some of the dangerous creatures lurking in rivers. 11.45 TBA 12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience. 3.55 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas, fiery confrontations and topical issues all in front of a studio audience.

Channel 4

7.35am FILM: The Dark Crystal (1982) 9.25 The Big Bang Theory 9.55 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 FILM: Bandslam (2009) 12.30pm The Simpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.35 FILM: Parental Guidance (2012) 3.35 TBA 5.30 The Simpsons

6.00 The Simpsons Loana-Lisa. Grampa decides to split his savings amongst the Simpsons while he's still alive. Lisa donates her share to Nelson, who dreams of making and marketing custom bicycles. When his dream becomes a profitable business, he decides to quit school, a decision Lisa does not agree with. Featuring the guest voices of Mark Zuckerberg and Muhammad Yunus. 6.30 Hollyoaks Soap following the lives of young people in a fictional suburb of Chester. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.30 TBA 8.00 TBA 9.00 TBA 10.00 TBA 11.00 Tattoo Fixers See highlights. 12.00am The World's Greatest Spy Movies A countdown of the ten most thrilling spy movies of all time, chosen by real spies and spy-masters from MI6, the CIA and the KGB. 1.30 A Frozen Christmas 2.20 The Restoration Man 3.15 Location, Location, Location 4.10 Countdown 5.05 Deal Or No Deal 5.50 Countdown

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