Latest 7: No. 809

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Channel 7 Channel 159 FREE | 13 – 19 December 2016 | Issue 809

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> Canada’s cool kids of circus at Brighton Dome

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hether it is twirling twelve hoops, dancing with diabolos, or soaring through the air, cutting­edge Canadian circus crew Flip FabriQue brings a truly joyful show to Brighton Dome this month with Catch Me! (Attrape Moi).

Fearless and fun­filled feats are all in a day’s play for Flip FabriQue, the artist­athletes launching themselves into adrenaline­ filled extreme acrobatics, dramatic turns on a trampoline wall, and inventive parkour – a crowd­pleasing spectacle for sure, and a prime example of nouveau cirque.

The show’s six young performers are at the top of their game. These are the original members who formed the company five years ago, all circus enthusiasts from an early age. In Catch Me! each is given the chance to show off their skills. They make it look easy, but the amount of work that goes into producing a finished show is phenomenal, equating to around 40 hours practice a week for three months.

The six have been friends for 10 years, since they attended the Quebec Circus School together, where the foundations were laid with training that ran into 25­30 hours a week. After graduating, they went their separate ways before being brought back together by artistic director Bruno Gagnan who suggested forming a

company of their own. In the meantime, they had individually honed their skills touring with high­profile companies such as Cirque Éloize and Cirque du Soleil.

Artistic director Bruno has been a circus performer for 17 years, having started at the age of 12. He has never looked back, touring the world from the age of 18. Acrobatics, clowning and juggling are his specialities. The other members of Flip FabriQue have had similar career trajectories.

Catch Me! has been performed more than 400 times in North America and Europe, but this will be the first time the Canadian company has performed in England.

This summer Flip FabriQue took the show to Edinburgh International Festival, where it was given five stars by Edinburgh Guide and described as: “One of the most exciting nouveau cirque performances you will ever see… A performance to fill you with wonder and amazement, completely invigorating and totally mesmerising.”

Packed full of fun as well as physical feats, this sensational show has plenty for the whole family to enjoy.

“ The amount of work that goes

into producing a finished show is phenomenal ”

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Catch Me! (Attrape Moi) comes to Brighton Dome 26­30 December. For tickets visit brightondome.org or call 01273 709709. Images credit: Vic Frankowski

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Breeze Brasserie, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.

Bright and chilled, Breeze is situated on North Laine’s Trafalgar Street. Breeze’s atmosphere matches its name with friendly service and a stylish eclectic look with modern cafe seating, comfy banquettes and walls covered in fascinating clocks and mirrors. The menu is a bold combination of influences from around the globe, served in generous portions at very affordable prices, and the new lunchtime menu is packed with treats. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk | info@breezebrasserie.co.uk 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, BN1 4ER | 01273 693377

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes.

Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday.

Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings.

The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99.

Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients.

Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Chilli Pickle

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style.

An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting.

17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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NANGLE NATTERS Victoria Nangle

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> Community Best

> Five birds in the hand…

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have a lovely time when it’s Christmas fair season. Last week it was the New England House Open Studios – which feels like the extended version as it’s over several floors and several days. Like when they have the bigger version of QI or The News Quiz – it’s just the original goodness over more time and space. And before then I had a stall at the Exeter Street Hall one­off Christmas Fair.

The clue is in the name: it’s a Christmas Fair, it’s a Winter Open Studios, so not only are the people coming around looking with an eye not just for what they want, but also for what might suit Auntie Sue down to the ground (isn’t she usually so difficult to buy for?!).

“ Stamping the crisp cold off of their boots as they rush through the doors, casting an eye around ” The best bit, though, is just the people.

Many years ago a filmmaker called John Armstrong let the camera roll on an Andy Warhol exhibition. He opened by saying – and I may be paraphrasing here – “The lighting’s crap, the camerawork is crap, the sound is crap – but the people are beautiful.” And that’s exactly how I feel about spending time at craft fairs at this time of year.

That’s not to say that the wares are ‘crap’, but that the people shine. Those people include the makers, who have brought their creations to market, to share the bespoke and unique qualities of what they have. It’s made with love and care, which passersby pick up on and are drawn to, ultimately inducing them to want to own or gift whatever’s on display.

The customers are beautiful too. So many people just stop and chat and share stories and admire the workmanship. They have been tempted out of their warm homes by the idea of getting something for someone else – by generosity. Stamping the crisp cold off of their boots as they rush through the doors, casting an eye around. Elderly people spend an age at each stall, babies are passed around as they grizzle or grab for the bright new shiny and soft things. It’s not about buying, it’s about sharing.

So this is why I love Christmas craft fairs. Because they have all of the spirit of the season to be shared with strangers, are where communities gather, and face painting is the norm for anyone under ten – and not unusual in those over. No humbug here.

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ears ago I decided to tackle that culinary treat of a variety of birds, boned and stuffed one inside the other. It was a labour, I was at it for hours, but the reward at the table that night was worth it, well almost, I think I nodded off before pudding.

So when I was offered a pre­assembled one to try last week, I jumped at the opportunity. It arrived by courier in a large chilled package with ice blocks and it weighed about 1.5 kilos, so there was going to be plenty to go around a large group and plenty of leftovers too as I was soon to find out.

“ As Christmas roasts go it does not get easier than this ” The real joy of a product like this is the ease, not only the fact that you can simply place it in the oven, baste it and rest it.

Because it is boned it cooks in no time at all. I followed their timings to the minute and they were perfect. So rather then getting up at the crack of dawn on my fake Christmas day as I remember my mother and grandfather doing, it went in the oven two hours before I wanted to serve it, about 90 minutes cooking and of course 30 minutes resting it. As Christmas roasts go it does not get easier than this.

I did of course have a bit of a tinker, I'm that kind of a cook. So to the pan I added a load of topped and tailed, but not skinned, shallots. These added great flavour to my finished gravy and great colour too as the skins both flavour and tint that large, and I mean large, slosh of wine that I added to the pan after the initial 30 minutes roasting time. You do need to protect the birds with a tent of foil but the strips of pancetta keep it fairly moist and the steam from the wine helps with that too.

After roasting the meat gets set aside to relax and the pan deglazed with some decent stock. I like a bit of body to my gravy so I used a little slaked cornflour to thicken, not much, and I squeezed the flesh out of the shallots into the jus to big it up.

My Five Bird Roast came from James Alexander Fine Foods, the free range turkey sourced from Cocklakes Farm. Pheasant, wild wood pigeon and mallard are sourced from local estates within Cumbria and the free range chicken sourced near Penrith. I heartily recommend this delicious and easily dealt with time saving delight.

And as a bonus, the right leftovers for great sandwiches! www.jamesalexanderfoods.co.uk

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ANDREW KAY Dines Out

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> Terre á Terre

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ticking with the idea of visiting the finalists in the Brighton and Hove Food and drink Festival Awards, restaurant category, it was time to go to Terre á Terre and what a time as their Christmas menu is always a treat. This year is no exception and at £33 a head it has to be seen as exceptional value for food of this quality and skill.

I chose a favourite vegetarian friend to join me Mrs G de V. I always enjoy dining with her because she is the least preachy veggie I have ever met and she can get as excited as I can when tasting great food. This was going to be an excitable feast.

We started with a couple of cocktails, their take on a champagne cocktail is a bitter sweet confection that fizzes and packs a kick, highly recommended. We also had the savoury seeds and wasabi nuts too, well one has to surely?

“ A bitter sweet confection that fizzes and packs a kick ” Comfortable with the fact that we would happily share everything that we chose we selected the two most appealing dishes of the three offered at each stage. It was not easy as all three sounded superb but experience has told me that the food at T á T is very generous – and very filling.

So our journey, very "Strictly", continued thus: first an amazing dish wittily called KFC with the c standing in this case for cauliflower. This was Korean fried cauliflower with sweet and sour sesame, onigiri rice, soused shiso dikon pickled mirin ginger jelly and green leaf salt dried chips finished with chestnut purée. There's no shortening a T á T description so I give you them verbatim. My god it was good, really packed with excitement and surprises, a little heat a little crisp a little cool…

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pepper jelly, sherry and spice pickled walnut and chantilly salt bean curds. I loved the upside­down­pudding­first­whimsy of the dish and for once enjoyed a pickled walnut which was a revelation. The pie was great and the porcini custard quite brilliant.

On then to our main courses although I was already fearful that I would never make it to dessert.

Chimchimney Soufflé and Sooty Tops came as a Brighton Blue double baked soufflé wrapped in pickle powder butter parchment, loaded with charmer cheese cream, garlic oil and thyme baked Jerusalem artichokes. Served with salt toffee apple tattie pave pie, sage and onion, scrumpy beet brew neeps, pink kraut and toasted buckwheat hazel oat cob crunch. Yes I know, what a mouthful and yes WHAT a mouthful, truly spectacularly delicious, even the Jerusalem artichokes of which I am fearful. Mrs G de V made short work of them.

After a little debate our final choice was the Chai Fawkes, a brilliant Chestnut Rosti bomb with salt plum and camembert molten middle, rolled in gunpowder beet tea embers, served with heritage and rainbow chard flames, ragout of hoppy sticky cinder salsify and root logs, juniper soused bulbs and boktops. Finished with silken mushroom mallow, black garlic aioli and amber crimson salts. Phew, a real whizz bang of a dish that arrived looking just like a flaming bonfire. We shared everything of course and this time I really loved the salsify and the molten cheese centre to the rosti.

Figgy pudding sticky with rumtopf fruits aged with spice spirits and barrel brews was too good to miss, despite the two of us being replete. It was served with a brilliant tangerine and Frangelico ice, smugglers clove custard and poached cranberries and great as it was I still could not do it justice and a little was sadly, no tragically, left behind.

Terre á Terre, what can one say, brilliant every time, culinary genius, perfect service, relaxed… get there and make the most of this seasonal treat.

Terre à Terre, 71 East Street BN1 1HQ 01273 729051 terreaterre.co.uk

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REVIEW

STAGE > The Homecoming

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righton is blessed with a wide range of theatre venues, from the large scale commercial enterprises that offer us a programme of national and international theatre and entertainment, through the smaller 'fringe' venues who stage local and visiting productions, to the smaller but equally vital amateur venues who in our experience stage productions that can easily be judged against the professional companies that visit.

So where does the New Venture Theatre sit amongst all this? It is one of the most adventurous producing houses in town, never fearful of tackling some of the most difficult works of drama from the last century and invariably pulling those productions off to great acclaim.

The balance of people involved ranges from aspiring actors to working professionals and this gives them real energy and edge, and the venue has a superb atmosphere that draws audiences back again and again.

And true to form they are once again going in deep with Harold Pinter's Homecoming.

Challenging, disturbing, tantalisingly enigmatic and savagely funny, Homecoming represents Harold Pinter at the height of his considerable powers.

"There are no hard distinctions between what is real and what is unreal, nor between what is true and what is false." ­ Harold Pinter Teddy, a professor of

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“ Challenging, disturbing, tantalisingly enigmatic and savagely funny ” philosophy in the USA, brings his wife Ruth back to meet his family at their home in North London. Manipulation, emotional blackmail, seduction and jealousy follow as the characters engage in their chosen form of psychological warfare, with Ruth as the focus of the family's struggle for supremacy.

Pinter examines the family relationships with a ruthless objectivity, devoid of any moral agenda. Within this crackling hotbed of visceral tension, exchanges seemingly polite and genuine are in fact malicious and destructive in nature.

Language is utilised and

deployed as a weapon to control, dominate and humiliate.

The play remains a modern classic and a landmark in twentieth century British drama.

This will be Steven O'Shea's sixth production as director for the New Venture Theatre following Speed the Plow by David Mamet (2011), Kvetch

by Steven Berkoff (2012), Old Times by Harold Pinter (2014), Hamlet by Shakespeare (2015), and Loot by Joe Orton (2016).

The Homecoming New Venture Theatre Upstairs 20 – 28 January 2017 7.45pm Matinee Sun 22nd 2.30pm ticketsource.co.uk/newventuretheatre Box Office 01273 746118

ent is 20 years old and this revival is a timely reminder of how poignant it was and in part still is.

This cast of young performers, mainly without professional experience, deliver the story with remarkable skill and energy, and apart from some technical sound problems this is as good as any professional production of the show that I have ever seen.

Mykal Rand, who performed in the original West End production, has directed and also plays the part of Tom Collins. He brings to the whole a professionalism that one might not have expected and also a raw energy that is captivating too. Archie Crane plays Roger with a real sense of tragedy, a broken soul with a golden voice. Edd Berridge delivers geeky survivor Mark with confidence and skill, he is utterly believable in the role.

Inti Conde has a stunning voice that adds a sinister edge to his role as the exploiting yuppy Benjamin and Lara Sweeney’s Mimi is brittle and fascinating and she gives the part real depth. Ethan Creek gives the role of Angel a confidence and vulnerability that one might not expect from someone so young.

The whole company are excellent, well drilled, driven and committed and I will certainly be there to see what they do next.

BRICTT at the Old Market Andrew Kay

★★★★★

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BRIGHTON LIGHTS WHAT TO DO IN THE CITY

> COMEDY WITH VICTORIA NANGLE

> MUSIC WITH JOE FULLER

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The beautiful artistic confluence that is Philip Glass’ Heroes and Low Symphonies based on Bowie’s albums can be heard live tomorrow. Charles Hazlewood will be conducting the world’s first professional ensemble of disabled musicians: the British Paraorchestra.

De La Warr Pavilion, 14 December, 7pm

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You saw him in The Office, you heard his Comic Relief single ‘Equality Street’ (with Doc Brown), and now you can see the living legend of paper merchants live with his band on his arena tour. Check out David Brent & Foregone Conclusion (aka Ricky Gervais) for this very special performance.

Brighton Centre, 7.30pm, Fri 16 December, from £33.45

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The South Coast Jazz Festival launches in style with British jazz­funk band Incognito, performing classics and new songs from recent release Amplified Soul. And hopefully some Seinfeld­like slap bass, general grooves and a jovial mood.

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Care for the carers with this incredible mixed bill line­up in this fundraiser in aid of The Carers Centre. Comedy Caravan consists of Joe Wilkinson, Phil Jerrod, Sam Savage, Phil Lucas, Joe Foster... and many more funny people of a most excellent comedic calibre.

Komedia, Wed 14 December, 8pm, £10

The Old Market, 17 December, 8.30pm

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> ARTS WITH BRIGHTON’S ARTY

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Beethoven’s Ghost is one of the astonishing, gloriously melodic pieces of music ever, and popular Coffee Concert stalwarts Trio Isimsiz will be performing it, and some Faure and Haydn trios, on a crisp Christmassy morn this Sunday. I’ll be there and you should be too.

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Attenborough Centre for the Creative Arts, 18 December, 11am

2 Nile Pavilions, South Lanes

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Dame Do’nut, Viscount Biscuit and the Magical Mirror’s panto adventure got five stars from us before: a ringing endorsement for a “dazzling spectacle of a show”.

Thankfully, Beauty & The Beast has returned!

Ropetackle, Shoreham, 14­31 December

Sonic the Hedgehog was an iconic irritation of the Nineties whose global gaming fanbase has kept his career buoyant for the past 25 years.

Celebrate this landmark birthday at Castle Gallery where a host of leading contemporary artists have captured his spirit in their own inimitable styles.

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Boxbird Gallery is thriving online with a souped­up new website and an exciting new addition to it ranks of printmakers and illustrators.

The Telegramme Paper Co’s work is inspired by vintage posters and mid­ century modern design techniques.

The perfect Christmas pressie. www.boxbird.co.uk www.artymagazines.com

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> There's always something going on at Latest TV

> A journey into space

NOSEY, ENTREPRENEURIAL & FAST!

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016 has been a good year for Latest TV. Now in our third year of broadcasting, we've got the hang of this TV lark, and looking forward to making new programmes, and showing ones we've made earlier!

This week, we'll be showing the series of Young Start Up Talent, like a Dragon's Den entered into by young entrepreneurs keen to breathe life into their inspired ideas.

Founded by Matt Turner Jody Deakins and Lorraine Nugent, we follow the contestants and see what it takes to win the £50K prize and launch their new business.

Making programmes is one of the best things about working in TV. You get to be really nosey, go behind the scenes and find Leonard Goldman out things you just wouldn't know otherwise. When filming the 150th anniversary of the West Pier, we uncovered some highs and lows, using drone footage over the wreckage, and finding some deep sea diving footage. Interviewing local poet and author Workman Leonard Goldman telling us about playing on the stockbroker machines on the pier was also a real highlight.

Filming the construction of the BAi360 has also been eye­opening. And we have fantastic close­ups of Owl Sculpture the engineering: We love to take things fast and slow at Latest TV, and our time­lapse and slow­motion footage can make you quite giddy. The video we produced of a charity chainsaw sculpture atop a Facelift vehicle has had thousands of views and multiple shares on social media.

“ Our time­lapse and slow­motion footage can make you quite giddy ” These shows just offer a peek at what's in store on your screens.

With films, football (Albion and non­league games) and entertainment galore, tune into Latest 7 every day to find out something new about where you live and the great characters in your locality.

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ilm fans should attend next month’s unique event at the Latest Music Bar: The Space. There’s a great line­up, discussing their careers and achievements, director Mike Hodges and producer Tony Garnett. Hodges is best known for the classic films Flash Gordon and Get Carter. Garnett is behind the highly popular Kes and the groundbreaking television drama Cathy Come Home.

Wayne Imms told us more: “I conceived The Space back in 2006.

“ It’ll be fascinating to hear about the filmmakers’ work ” It’s been an ongoing challenge, but we’ve had such a consistently superb range of guests in an intimate environment. My highlights include comedians Frank Skinner and Barry Cryer, Glastonbury Festival’s Michael Eavis and editor Terry Rawlings (Alien, Blade Runner), who’s now a good friend.”

“Partly due to Brighton Film School being our sponsor, most are film­related, including our next two, of course. Many people love 1980’s camp Flash Gordon, directed by Mike Hodges with memorable music by Queen. He’ll discuss making the film and perhaps working with famous bearded actors Brian Blessed and Topol. We’ll hear him on his other classic, Get Carter. Starring Michael Caine, it’s one of the most popular and grittiest British films of all time. While writing this, I’m thinking that I should see it again; it’s been a long time and it’d be fab to watch again.”

“Kes is a film that, despite it coming out in 1969, the year I was born, I only saw fairly recently. Released two years before Get Carter, it’s also one of the most popular British films ever. It’ll be interesting to hear from producer Tony Garnett on how it was made. Both guests are now in their eighties and have done a lot in their lives; so it’ll be fascinating to hear about their work.”

The Space is held on Tuesday January 17th, Latest Music Bar, Doors at 7:30pm, thespace.uk.com

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TUESDAY 13 The Royal Variety Performance 2016 ITV1, 7.30pm All the glory and variety of sparkle of a Christmas tree takes to the stage, hosted by your Christmas star – David Walliams. A gluttony of entertainment, including, Robbie Williams, Cirque du Soleil, McFly’s Tom Fletcher’s new book, Diversity, Joe Lycett, Emeli Sande and more.

Young Start-Up Talent Latest TV, 9.30pm The Apprentice may have run its course but you don’t have to be a foot-in-mouth business suit to have a brilliant money-making idea. This new reality show follows the progress of 16–25 years old entrepreneurs hoping to make their business dreams come true. Prepare to have your socks knocked off with ingenuity.

FILM: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid Film4, 1.10pm The famous outlaw pairing with the cracking Bob Dylan soundtrack peppers your Tuesday afternoon with gunfire and bonhomie. Paul Newman and Robert Redford play the titular couple, showing that friendship lasts longer than money, and bicycles are the root of romance.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Sword of Monte Cristo (1951) 7.40 Johnny Ringo 8.10 The Plough & The Stars (1936) 9.35 You Pay Your Money (1957) 10.50 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.20 Marilyn (1953) 12.40pm Bond of Fear (1956) 2.00 The Flying Scot (1957) 3.30 The Law & Mr Jones 4.00 Collapse The Box 4.30 BollyHeat 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Latest In Lewes 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Drop the Puck 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels.

9.30 Young Start-Up Talent See highlights.

10.00 Kick Out The Jams Compilation of the best of the stripped back, acoustic sessions from bands, solo performers, and guests.

10.30 Tramshed Sessions Maddie Jones in Cardiff for a series with up and coming singer songwriters.

11.00 Live At The Latest Southern soul and burning blues from Mike Ross filmed live at the Latest MusicBar in Brighton in 2016. ( 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 The Winery 1.30 Brodian's Basement 2.30 Tramshed Sessions 3.00 Digital Nation 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation People Power With Dave Myers 10.00 Christmas Kitchen 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Think Tank 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.40 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Sharon does her best to help Phil, but can she get through to him?

8.00 Holby City Essie's feelings towards Parker lead her to make a questionable decision in her work.

Ollie is forced to decide how he really feels about Zosia.

9.00 Rillington Place Reg. Threepart drama series based on the true story of serial killer John Christie.

After the strain of Timothy Evans's trial, Christie finds it increasingly difficult to maintain the charade. As his marriage breaks down, he embarks upon a course of action which finally reveals his true nature to the world.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 The Apprentice: The Final Five Ten weeks ago, 18 candidates arrived in the boardroom in the hope of becoming Lord Sugar's next business partner. As series 12 draws to a close, this programme profiles the remaining candidates.

11.45 Six Wives With Lucy Worsley Documentary series featuring dramatic reconstruction.

Lucy Worsley revisits key events in the lives of Henry VIII's six wives.

12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.40am Bargain Hunt 7.25 Flog It! 8.00 Fern Britton Meets... Alexander Armstrong 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 2016 Review 1.45 Coast 2.00 Just Good Friends 2.30 Forest Elephants - Rumbles In The Jungle: Natural World 3.30 Alaska: Earth's Frozen Kingdom 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball talks to the couple who managed to avoid elimination at the weekend and took the last spot in the Strictly final.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals The eight semifinalists sizzle in a double cook off.

9.00 Muslims Like Us Ten British Muslims with contrasting world views move in together. On the surface, Britain's 2.7 million Muslims are united in faith. But in Muslim homes across the country, there is ongoing discussion about what and who best represents Islam. Labels like Sunni, Shi'a, liberal, conservative and moderate don't do it justice.

Some suggest an orthodox version of the faith is entirely at home in Britain. Others demand compromises to be made by Muslim in order to integrate.

10.00 Live At The Apollo Comedian Joe Lycett introduces Ivo Graham and Phil Wang to the stage.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 NFL This Week 12.05am Robert Rauschenberg Pop Art Pioneer 1.05 The Apprentice 2.05 Who Do You Think You Are? 5.55 Operation People Power With Dave Myers

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Emma seeks revenge. Laurel sees things in a new light. Leyla seizes an opportunity.

7.30 The Royal Variety Performance 2016 See highlights.

10.05 ITV News At Ten 10.35 ITV News Meridian 10.50 Judge Rinder's Crime Stories Judge Robert Rinder steps out from behind the bench to examine real-life cases. From bigamy and fraud to armed robbery and even murder, he presents the background to the crime, the details of the police investigation and finally the trial, giving his own expert summary of the case. In this edition, Adam Vincent was a loveable rogue who was wellknown and loved in his home town of Grimsby. The menacing Griffiths family set their sights on Adam - who had battled addiction in the past and he became an easy target for them to use and control. Adam's dad, Keith and stepmum Purdey did everything they could to get Adam back on the right track, but it was too late.

11.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the explosive US version of his popular talk show.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Jamie's Christmas With Bells On 11.00 Kirstie's Homemade Christmas 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie's Comfort Food 12.10 Jamie's Comfort Food 12.25 FILM: 12 Wishes Of Christmas (2011) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal On Tour 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Grace finds stolen cash and an empty vodka bottle in Tracey's bag.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Amazing Spaces: WWII Special In this World War II special, George and Will Hardie meet Jan Fursier, daughter of a survivor of a Japanese prisoner of war camp who discovered an immaculately illustrated guide to building a 1930s caravan in his old wartime diaries.

9.00 This Is Us Comedy series showing the life of several people having one thing in common: they were born the same day.

10.00 I Do At 92 Documentary following three pensioner couples who are set to tie the knot. Widow Georgina is marrying 86-year-old Raymond, who has terminal cancer.

81-year-old Margaret has turned to the internet to find love where she met Victor.

11.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

12.05am First Dates 1.00 PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.55 Life On The Edge 2.50 KOTV Boxing Weekly 3.20 Gillette World Sport 3.45 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 3.55 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It 4.55 Kirstie's Homemade Home 5.05 Location, Location, Location

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News 11.45 FILM: Finding Father Christmas (2016) 1.30pm FILM: Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle In Manhattan (2010) 3.15 FILM: A Perfect Christmas List (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors 6.30 2016: Trump's Triumphant Year A look back on the year which began with Donald Trump as a property tycoon and ended with him being the President-elect.

7.00 All New Traffic Cops Actionpacked documentary series following Yorkshire-based law enforcers.

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet: Winter On The Moors Observational documentary series following the vets and patients.

9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Morocco, Atlas Mountains.

Documentary series. Ben Fogle meets people who have given up the rat race for an alternative lifestyle. Dina Zughyar and Mostafa Jabbour turned their back on the American Dream to start from scratch with a handful of rabbits and chickens on a small patch of barren land in the shadow of the Atlas Mountains.

10.00 The Dog Rescuers At Christmas Documentary series. Alan Davies hosts another Christmas party for his doggy friends.

11.05 The Secret Life Of Puppies: Terrible Twos Documentary series of a dog's-eye view of life.

12.05am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 FILM: Wedding Crashers (2005) 11.20 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 12.20am Hard Time 1.20 Most Shocking Competitions Gone Bad

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Taff: The River That Made Wales 8.00 How The Wild West Was Won With Ray Mears 9.00 Digging For Britain 10.00 The Inca: Masters Of The Clouds 11.00 A Brief History Of Graffiti 12.00am Horizon: The Secret Life Of The Dog 1.00 City Beneath The Waves: Pavlopetri

3.50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 6.00 You've Been Framed And Famous! 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You've Been Framed!

With Bells On! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Love Actually (2003) 10.00 FYI Daily 10.05 FILM: Love Actually (2003) 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 12.45am The Vampire Diaries

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.05 Mrs Biggs 12.05am Wycliffe

3.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers 10.00 David Blaine: Real Or Magic 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.20am Rude Tube Christmas Cracker

1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Car S.O.S 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 999: What's Your Emergency? 11.50 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.50am Car S.O.S

11.00am FILM: Thunder Bay (1953) 1.10pm FILM: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969). See highlights. 3.25 FILM: The Train (1964) 6.15 FILM: The Karate Kid (2010) 6.50 The Tourist (2010) 9.00 FILM: The Host (2013) 11.25 FILM: Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 1.35am Seymour: An Introduction

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 Iron Man: Rise Of Technovore (2013) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: X-Men (2000) 11.10 FILM: Death Proof (2007) 1.20am Star Trek: Voyager

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WEDNESDAY 14 2016: Showbiz Legends We’ve Lost Channel Five, 6.30pm As a part of Channel Five’s series looking back at the year coming to a close in a couple of weeks’ time, this episode focusses on the entertainment legends that have passed away. From Prince to Alan Rickman and David Bowie – it’s been a bit of a body blow.

Time to take stock.

Mock The Week BBC2, 10pm It’s the Christmas Special! Host Dara O’Briain is joined by Hugh Dennis and a host of top comedy performers as they tuck into mince pies and satirise the news and all who sail in her. Plus there are outtakes and best bits from the series that have run this year.

With this year’s news, they’ll be spoilt for choice.

Timeless E4, 9pm Isn’t it always the way – you build a time machine and a terrorist hijacks it. This is not the plot for a Doctor Who origins story, instead it’s a new sci-fi drama starring Goran Visnjic and Paterson Joseph as fugitive and superclever inventor respectively. It’s cat-and-mouse, with support and twists. Tuck in.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Blind Corner (1965) 7.35 Johnny Ringo 8.05 Patricia Dainton Presents...

8.10 Third Alibi (1961) 9.30 Two on the Tiles (1951) 11.00 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.30 The Young Ones (1961) 1.40pm Glimpses 2.00 The Beachcomber (1954) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Lewes Loves 5.30 Brighton Lights 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues.

9.00 F-Stop This week: Tim Bassford.

10.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

10.30 Noise Floor This week’s Noise Floor is a London Grammar Special, pulling together all elements of their interview at No Tomorrow as well as showcasing some of their incredible music videos.

11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Lewes Loves 1.30 DiTR Presents 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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BBC2

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation People 10.00 Christmas Kitchen 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Think Tank 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.40 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented

by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

8.00 Watchdog Consumer series.

9.00 Six Wives With Lucy Worsley Documentary series featuring dramatic reconstruction in which Lucy Worsley revisits key events in the lives of Henry VIII's six wives, revealing how each attempted to exert influence on the king and the Tudor court. Lucy delves into records of private moments and personal feelings in the women's lives that ended up shaping the course of history.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the day's Premier League matches.

Crystal Palace will look to claim their first ever Premier League victory over Manchester United as they host Jose Mourinho's side at Selhurst Park.

Other games include Middlesbrough v Liverpool, Manchester City v Watford, Tottenham v Hull, West Ham v Burnley, Stoke v Southampton and West Brom v Swansea.

12.25am Film 2016 1.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 2.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.05 BBC News

6.40am Bargain Hunt 7.25 Flog It! 8.00 Extreme Wales With Richard Parks 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Lifeline 1.10 Coast 1.30 Just Good Friends 2.00 Just Good Friends 2.30 Mountain Lions - Big Cats In High Places: Natural World 3.30 Alaska: Earth's Frozen Kingdom 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball gives us all the news and gossip from the Strictly as one of the final couples joins her on the sofa. Ian Waite casts his expert eye over all the couples' training footage in his Warm-Up. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Sarah Greene and Peter Duncan.

Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals The first three semifinalists battle it out for a place in finals week.

9.00 The Big Life Fix With Simon Reeve The UK's leading inventors create ingenious new solutions to every-day problems and build lifechanging solutions for people in desperate need.

10.00 Mock The Week See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis.

11.15 Muslims Like Us Ten British Muslims with contrasting world views move in together.

12.15am Muslims Like Us 1.15 Planet Earth II 2.15 The Last Miners 5.55 Operation People Power With Dave Myers

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Liv begs Aaron for help. Moira makes a big decision.

Lisa is nervous about her date.

7.30 Coronation Street Phelan delivers a crippling blow to Anna.

Robert is increasingly drawn to Michelle. Amy gives Tracy her approval.

8.00 This Time Next Year Davina McCall hosts the series which features ordinary people on a mission to transform their lives over the course of 12 months.

9.00 In Plain Sight Second of a three-part crime drama. Nine months after the death of Anne Kneilands, the police are no further forward in finding her killer, although Detective William Muncie is sure he knows the culprit.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 When Phillip Met Prince Philip: 60 Years Of The Duke Of Edinburgh Awards In this landmark documentary, Phillip Schofield gets up close and personal access to HRH the Duke of Edinburgh during the 60th anniversary year of the Duke of Edinburgh Awards.

11.45 The Chase Quiz show hosted

by Bradley Walsh.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Jamie's Festive Feast 11.00 Kirstie's Homemade Christmas 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie's Cracking Christmas 12.15 Jamie's Comfort Food 12.25 FILM: All About Christmas Eve (2012) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal On Tour 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Just as Ellie starts to feel herself again, she discovers Holly and Nick in one of the toilet cubicles at The Dog. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp celebrates everything that makes a magical British Christmas.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. Nicky, 61, is airlifted to St George's by helicopter after a car mounted the pavement at 30mph and ran her over while she was out walking.

10.00 The World's Most Expensive Christmas Festive documentary that follows exclusive suppliers of luxurious Christmas gifts and decorations as they cater to super-rich clients.

11.05 House Of Teen Mums Observational documentary following five young mothers who ended up in a YMCA hostel when they found themselves pregnant and homeless.

12.05am The Great Songwriters: Music On 4 1.00 FILM: You're Next (2011) 2.40 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade 3.05 Sarah Beeny's Four Rooms 4.00 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It 4.55 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.00 – 6.35am Children’s television 6.35 Peppa Pig 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy!

7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News 11.45 FILM: Noel (2004) 1.35pm FILM: Last Chance Holiday (2013) 3.20 FILM: A Nanny For Christmas (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors 6.30 2016: Showbiz Legends We've Lost A look back on a year in which several leading lights were taken from us including David Bowie and Prince.

7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series. Ortis and Jon showcase the year's best Christmas buys.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series filmed inside the consulting rooms of a busy NHS general practice in Slough.

9.00 The Trafford Centre: Countdown To Christmas First in a two-part documentary profiling the Trafford Centre's super-sized seasonal efforts. Spearheading the complex's Christmas operations for the first time, events manager Nikki Tansey heads to Huddersfield to buy 50 miles of fairy lights, and enough baubles to fill an Olympic swimming pool.

10.00 Britain's Favourite Christmas Songs A countdown of the nation's favourite Christmas songs. Artists, producers and pundits unwrap the greatest gifts that musicians have given to us for Christmases past and present.

12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Car Thieves & Thugs: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Arrow 9.00 Stella 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00am Britcam: Emergency On Our Streets

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Commonwealth On Film 8.00 Britain's Treasure Islands 9.00 Inside Porton Down: Britain's Secret Weapons Research Facility 10.00 Britain's Deadliest Rail Disaster: Quintinshill 11.00 The Golden Age Of Liners 12.00am Britain's Treasure Islands

12.50pm Funniest Ever You've Been Framed! Gold 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You've Been Framed! Kids Special 7.00 You've Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 10.05 FYI Daily 10.10 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 11.25 Family Guy (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Paul O'Grady: For The Love Of Dogs At Christmas 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.05 Mrs Biggs

4.00pm Young & Hungry 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Timeless. See highlights.

10.00 FILM: Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) 12.00am Scream Queens 1.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Car S.O.S 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 Ireland With Ardal O'Hanlon 10.00 Small, Far Away: The World Of Father Ted 11.05 Father Ted (x2) 12.15am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am FILM: Posse From Hell (1961) 12.45pm FILM: Man Without A Star (1955) 2.35 FILM: The War Lord (1965) 5.00 FILM: Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 6.45 FILM: The Eagle (2011) 9.00 FILM: Last Vegas (2013) 11.10 FILM: Contraband (2012) 1.20am FILM: Chinatown (1974)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus (2010) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 The Exorcist 10.00 FILM: Repo Men (2010) 1.10am The Exorcist 2.10 Star Trek: Voyager

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THURSDAY 15 The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm It’s time to brush off those business plans, step away from the market stall and dodgy catering, and for the remaining candidates to go through the toughest interviews they’ve ever encountered. At the end of this process Lord Sugar will select his two finalists and the others will fall by the wayside. So... double check the figures.

Grand Designs: House Of The Year Channel 4, 9pm Kevin McCloud reveals the winner of the Royal Institute of British Architects House of the Year 2016.

But first he looks at four of the houses nominated, each offering a creative response to an unusual location. Sounds intriguing... and inspiring, as it included a home built on an allotment. Ideas...

DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow Sky1, 9pm Never mind about the 25th – it’s bloomin’ Christmas tonight! Not only are the Legends Of Tomorrow their usual collection of heroes and clever-clogs, but this week sees an uber-crossover as they are joined by not just Supergirl, not just The Flash, but also the Green Arrow. Now *this* is what we call a party!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am My Wife's Lodger (1952) 7.35 Johnny Ringo 8.05 Three Silent Men (1940) 9.30 Tommy the Toreador (1959) 11.15 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.45 The Cariboo Trail (1950) 1.25pm Empires, Hippodromes & Palaces 2.00 It's Great to be Young (1956) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica 4.30 You Make It, We Show It! 5.00 Young Start-Up Talent 5.30 Walks Around Britain 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport. Catch up with the latest news from the club and the complete first half of a match.

9.00 Banterflix The latest film news and review, presented by Jim McClean.

9.30 How It Is Joe Willis presents a fly-on-the-wall look at teenage life 10.00 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills.

10.30 Red Rooster 2016 Si Holden samples the sights, sounds and flavours of the American Deep South at Euston Hall’s Red Rooster Festival 2016.

11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Probably the coolest music video chart on telly.

11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions Jetpack Elastic peform live in session at Latest MusicBar. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Quintessentially Jessica 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 2.00 Albion Night 4.30 The Music of Barry Mills 5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions 5.30 Banterflix

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation People Power With Dave Myers 10.00 Christmas Kitchen 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Think Tank 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The Mitchell family get a shock. Disaster strikes for Billy and Honey.

8.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Cheryl Celebrity genealogy series.

Singer Cheryl knows little about her heritage beyond her sense of herself as a true Geordie. Tracing her roots in the north east, on her dad's side she discovers a sea-faring ancestor and a family tragedy. On her mum's side, she learns the story of her longforgotten great-grandfather, a quintessential Tommy in the First World War who fought in one of the most famous battles on the western front.

9.00 The Apprentice See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Sports Personality 2016: The Contenders Gabby Logan presents a special programme featuring the contenders for BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2016, which takes place in Birmingham. The programme hears from all the contenders, relives their golden moments and finds out from those closest to them about the stories behind their success.

11.45 This Week A political review of the week.

12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.40am Bargain Hunt 7.25 Flog It! 8.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.30 Just Good Friends 2.00 Just Good Friends 2.30 Walrus - Two Tonne Tusker: Natural World 3.30 Zambezi: Natural World 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball dishes up more backstage gossip with another couple who made the final.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals In the last semi-final, the three chefs still to do battle for a place in finals week are sent to work under Michelin-starred chef George Blogg.

9.00 Close To The Enemy Drama.

Victor, still struggling to cope with the effects of the war, tries to expose the activities of Callum's team. Those around him choose not to pay attention and force him to seek medical help.

10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired Rhod Gilbert and guest panellists meet the candidates who have failed to make it past Lord Sugar's fearsome interviewers.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Big Life Fix With Simon Reeve The UK's leading inventors create ingenious new solutions to every-day problems.

12.15am The Changing Face Of Terror - Panorama 12.45 Black Is The New Black 1.15 Imagine... Serial Killers - The Women Who Write Crime Fiction 5.45 Operation People Power With Dave Myers

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron takes drastic action. Paddy and Lydia go on a date.

7.30 The Secrets Of Your Christmas Dinner - Tonight Every year millions of people sit down to Christmas dinner on 25 December. It may be the event that the nation loves, but what is the true cost of bringing the family together around the table?

8.00 Emmerdale Will Aaron and Rebecca sort their differences? Leyla and Pete get their wires crossed.

8.30 Coronation Street Phelan suffers poetic justice. Robert struggles to hide his feelings.

9.00 Extraordinary Weddings Heartwarming, three-part documentary series following couples who are tying the knot despite facing some of life's toughest challenges. T 10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan's guests in this festive chat show special are Paul Hollywood, Miranda Hart, Keira Knightley, Kylie Minogue and David Walliams.

11.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the explosive US version of his popular talk show.

12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Secrets Of Your Christmas Dinner Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Jamie's Cracking Christmas 11.00 Kirstie's Homemade Christmas 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05pm Jamie's Comfort Food 12.10 Jamie's Cracking Christmas 12.25 FILM: The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation (2010) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal On Tour 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks After the previous day's events, Ellie is struggling and ends up collapsing after a party at The Dog. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series. There's an escape at the zoo when Sumatran orangutans go missing.

9.00 Grand Designs: House Of The Year See highlights.

10.00 60 Days In Jail Full Inmate.

US documentary series in which Sheriff Jamey Noel of Clark County, Indiana, sends seven innocent volunteers into his jail as undercover inmates. As the participants approach the midway point, Jeff pursues a friendship with a duplicitous inmate in C-pod and ends up in a dangerous situation. Isaiah makes a friend who reminds him of his brother, Zac receives a visit from his wife, and Captain Maples asks Robert to meet with a psychologist.

10.55 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London.

12.00am Random Acts 12.30 999: What's Your Emergency? 1.25 FILM: Mumbai Meri Jaan (2008) 3.50 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 4.10 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy!

7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News 11.45 FILM: Guess Who's Coming To Christmas (2013) 1.25pm FILM: Married By Christmas (2016) 3.15 FILM: Christmas Hero (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors: Under Attack 6.30 2016: A Right Royal Year A look back on the year from a Royal persepctive.

7.00 Ultimate Strongman Team World Championship Eight teams of two strongmen come together to battle it out in an exciting tag-team format, tackling some unbelievable, heavy events.

8.00 Xmas Excess: Parents Splash The Cash A look at how some welloff people push the boat out at Christmas.

9.00 Benefits By The Sea: Jaywick Christmas on Benefits.

Documentary series about the daily lives of the residents of England's most deprived town. Christmas has come to Jaywick, and troubled Lynne is looking forward to a quiet day surrounded by friendly faces. Boo's community dinner for the town's lost souls is going well, before a very merry Disco Dave turns up.

10.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours.

11.05 Crackers About Christmas Documentary about people who celebrate Christmas all year round.

12.05am SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Great 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Armed & Dangerous: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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BBC4

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Syfy

3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 DC's Legends Of Tomorrow. See highlights. 9.00 A League Of Their Own US Road Trip 10.00 Duck Quacks Don't Echo 11.00 Trollied (x2) 12.00am Tough Nuts: Australia's Hardest Criminals

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 The Last Grizzly Of Paradise Valley: Natural World 9.00 Vienna: Empire, Dynasty And Dream 10.00 Defusing The Troubles: The Project Children Story 11.30 Colour: The Spectrum Of Science 12.30am Horizon: Seeing Stars

2.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You've Been Framed! Harry's Favourites 7.00 You've Been Framed!

Gold 7.30 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Christmas Keyhole 10.00 Celebrity Juice: Gogglyboxers 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am Mom (x2)

12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.10 An Avonlea Christmas 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 By Royal Appointment 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie's Marple 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.00 Mrs Biggs

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Ted (2012) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

11.05am FILM: The War Wagon (1967) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Car S.O.S 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet At Christmas 10.00 999: What's Your Emergency?

11.05 Britain's Benefit Tenants

11.00am FILM: Lonely Are The Brave (1962) 1.10pm FILM: Edge Of Eternity (1959) 2.45 FILM: The Last Sunset (1961) 4.55 FILM: Anastasia (1956) 7.00 FILM: Down With Love (2003 9.00 FILM: Red (2010) 11.10 FILM: Wanderlust (2011) 1.05am FILM: The Ghost (2010)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: X-Men (2000,) 10.00 FILM: Planet Terror (2007) 12.10am The Exorcist

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FRIDAY 16 Mastermind BBC2, 8pm Gotta love a bit of the old black chair and some ‘dum, dum-sum, duuum’s. John Humphrys will start and so he’ll finish with the questions, this week on the interesting a diverse subjects of Steve Jobs, Farscape, the history of Hungary, and black metal music. Something for every member of the family there.

Vicious ITV1, 9pm It’s a year in the life of this oneoff series finale, with all of the familiar characters. In Spring Freddie and Stuart try to hide their inheritance, while Violet is financially strapped and Ash struggles to pay his rent. Summer sees Fredie’s birthday party. In Autumn, Ash arrives with news.

And Winter celebrates Christmas.

Carjackers E4, 7.30pm It’s alright to borrow your friend’s car, right? And if you give it a little spruce up, everyone likes that. Give it a clean, that’s only polite. So it’s obviously the height of good manners to steal a mate’s vehicle, pimp it to the nth degree, and reveal it in a big: Ta-daaa!!!

This is not – we repeat not – a Crimbo pressie suggestion.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Captain Scarlett (1953) 7.35 Johnny Ringo 8.05 Home to Danger (1951) 9.25 Miss Robin Hood (1952) 11.00 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.30 Glimpses 11.50 Rose of Cimmaron (1952) 1.25pm BFI: Terminus (1961) 2.00 The Big Money (1956) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 The 1916 Easter Rising 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Lewes Loves 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records.

9.00 Noise Reel In the festive edition we have invited a variety of Brighton's finest musicians and bands to perform a Christmas favourite in their own individual way.

9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff present music by Frazey Ford, Hurray for the Rif Raf, Karl Blau, and Shovels & Rope 10.00 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine.

10.30 Sounding Out 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am How It Is 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 The 2ube 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation People Power With Dave Myers 10.00 Christmas Kitchen 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Think Tank 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Still Open All Hours Sitcom.

Granville plans a double date with Madge and Mavis but needs to find a way to smarten up Gastric.

8.00 EastEnders Abi grows concerned about Dot. 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. Mr Khan and Mosque manager Dave organise rival Muslim Days at the community centre.

9.00 Have I Got News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Gary Lineker and guest panellists Nicky Morgan MP and Jon Richardson.

9.30 Walliams & Friend Comedy series in which David Walliams is joined by a different guest in each episode for a variety of sketches, alongside a talented supporting cast.

David Walliams is joined by actress, writer and comedian Meera Syal.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show On Graham's sofa are Nicole Kidman, Dev Patel, Felicity Jones, Dawn French, and Sir Michael Parkinson.

11.25 The Apprentice: Why I Fired Them 12.25am The Apprentice 1.25 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.30am Bargain Hunt 7.15 Flog It! 8.00 Life And Death The Pentecostal Way 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 FILM: Rock Around The Clock (1956) 2.15 Coast 2.40 Bears On Top Of The World: Natural World 3.30 Penguin Post Office: Natural World 4.30 A Place To Call Home 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents the final one-hour Friday show ahead of the Strictly grand final.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 Mastermind See highlights.

8.30 Coastal Path Five-part series in which Paul Rose walks along the South West Coast Path. Paul explores the Jurassic Coast, taking a walk through some two hundred million years of the earth's history. He uncovers prehistoric treasures in Charmouth and greets hatching signets at Abbotsbury Swannery.

9.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends Palermo. To round off his ten-part series, Rick Stein visits the fascinating city of Palermo in northern Sicily. Like a vibrant carpet, the city is patterned with echoes of Arab, north African, French, Spanish and Italian influences making its cuisine unique and irresistible.

10.00 QI Non Sequiturs. Sandi Toksvig looks at some non sequiturs with Miles Jupp, Deirdre O'Kane, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis.

11.05 Close To The Enemy Drama.

12.05am Titanic's Tragic Twin: The Britannic Disaster 1.05 Black And British: A Forgotten History 2.05 Back In Time For Brixton

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale There is more heartbreak for Laurel. Leyla drops a bombshell. Paddy is left disappointed.

7.30 Coronation Street Rumours spread about Phelan's attack. Mary delves back into her past.

8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Liz Bonnin travels to Cheshire to spend the day in one of its stunning woodlands with a group of children from Forest School. Ben Fogle is in the Lake District to experience its incredible views from the unique perspective of the Via Ferrata - a system of cables and walkways built into the side of the mountain. Ben also heads to the River Tay in Perthshire to join cricket legend Ian Botham for a fishing trip in his favourite spot in the countryside.

8.30 Coronation Street Andy sweats over his attack. Mary's hopes are dashed. Bethany's plans to escape Gary backfire.

9.00 Vicious See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005) Starring Sandra Bullock, Regina King, Enrique Murciano, William Shatner, Ernie Hudson and Heather Burns.

Action comedy sequel.

12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Jamie's Night Before Christmas 11.00 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie's Cracking Christmas 12.10 Jamie's Comfort Food 12.25 FILM: A Christmas Wedding Tail (2011) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal On Tour 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Neeta attends an interview for the teaching assistant job, and Sally lets her sit in on a class. Prince and Hunter make sure they don't give her an easy ride.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Alan Carr's Happy Hour Alan Carr hosts an entertainment series filmed at a social club where celebrity guests, stand-up comedy, variety acts and live music are all on the bill.

9.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the satirical comedy series. Miranda Hart joins the team in the studio to help dissect the week's events.

11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topical comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea. Guests include Chris Kamara, James Acaster and Tiff Stevenson.

11.55 It Was Alright In The 1970s Series which revisits the television decade that taste forgot. Matt Lucas narrates a review of classic family viewing.

12.50am FILM: The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) 2.45 The Windsors 3.10 The Windsors 3.35 Liberty Of London 4.30 Shipping Wars UK 5.15 Sarah Beeny's Four Rooms

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 Peppa Pig 6.35 Peppa Pig 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.40 5 News 11.45 FILM: The Christmas Gift (2015) 1.30pm FILM: I'm Not Ready For Christmas (2015) 3.15 FILM: Christmas Carol (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Police Interceptors 6.30 2016: Terror In Europe A look back on the year in which Europe experienced several major terrorist attacks.

7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series. .

8.00 Christmas Makes You Laugh Out Loud Clip compilation show.

Funny-man Iain Lee narrates an entertaining compilation of the most amusing and outrageous Christmasthemed videos that have taken the internet by storm. Featuring cringeworthy moments such as the performances of out-of-tune carol singers and a truly unforgettable star of a nativity play.

9.00 FILM: 22 Jump Street (2014) Starring Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Peter Stormare, Wyatt Russell, Amber Stevens and Jillian Bell. Comedy sequel which sees two incompetent cops, Schmidt and Jenko, go deep undercover at a local college.

10.00 5 News 10.05 FILM: 22 Jump Street (2014) Yoofs – innit?!

11.10 FILM: The Other Guys (2010) Starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Steve Coogan, Michael Keaton and Ray Stevenson. Action comedy.

1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 Tour De Celeb 4.00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 3 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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BBC4

ITV2

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Syfy

3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 The Simpsons (x2) 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Tough Nuts

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 9.00 The Dave Clark Five And Beyond: Glad All Over 10.55 Dusty Springfield At The BBC 11.55 Doris Day: Virgin Territory 12.55am Top Of The Pops: 1982 1.30 Definitely Dusty 2.25 Dusty Springfield At The BBC

1.50pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Funniest Ever You've Been Framed! Gold 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You've Been Framed!

At Christmas 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Mask (1994 10.00 FYI Daily 10.05 FILM: The Mask (1994

11.05am Murder, She Wrote 12.05pm Wycliffe 1.10 Rosemary And Thyme 3.15 An Avonlea Christmas 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Cameraman To The Queen 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle's War 10.00 Mr Selfridge 11.00 Mrs Biggs

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers. See highlights.

8.00 FILM: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) 10.25 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.20 Tattoo Fixers

1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Car S.O.S 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Shutter Island (2010) 11.40 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.40am The Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am FILM: Doctor In Distress (1963) 1.05pm FILM: Cattle Empire (1958) 2.45 FILM: The Last Wagon (1956) 4.45 FILM: The Cockleshell Heroes (1956) 6.45 FILM: The Women (2008) 9.00 FILM: RED 2 (2013) 11.15 FILM: Fast And Furious 5 (2011) 1.15am FILM: Dazed And Confused (1993)

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Little Vampire (2000) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Aliens (1986) 11.50 The Exorcist 12.50am FILM: The Day (2011)

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SATURDAY 17 Strictly Come Dancing: The Final BBC1, 6.40pm This. Is. Going. To. Be. Awesome!

With the talent already displayed in this series, the finale tonight will narrow the last three pairs standing to this year’s winner, by the end of the evening. Expect stunning choreography and all the stops pulled out. And Len Goodman judges for the last time.

QI XL BBC2, 10.25pm Sandi Toksvig continues at the helm of the good ship QI, through the choppy seas of series N, turning the crew’s attention to non sequiturs this week. Manning the sails are Miles Jupp, Deirdre O’Kane and Phil Jupitus, with Alan Davies up in the crow’s nest as usual. Expect clever laughs and silly explanations.

Star Wars: Rogue One Special Sky1, 8.30pm Opening this week, you can bet there will be light sabres and spaceships on many a Christmas list thanks to this latest instalment. Sky Cinema takes a look at the first standalone Star Wars adventure Felicity Jones, Diego Luna and Forest Whitaker.

No pressure here.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Monster From Green Hell (1957) 7.25 Final Test (1954) 9.15 Behemoth The Seamonster (1959) 10.45 Recoil (1953) 12.15pm The Fabulous Dorseys (1947) 2.00 The Beachcomber (1954) 3.45 Glimpses 4.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Latest In Lewes A programme about the Latest weekly events in Lewes.

7.00 British Wrestling Weekly 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff present German music from the 70s with Amon Duul II, Can, Neu!, and Guru Guru.

9.00 The Unexplained A collection of spooky ghost stories.

9.30 Bloody Mary Holly Taylor stars in Darren Chadwick-Hussein's horror comedy drama and loving reference to British horror and folklore.

10.00 StageUp Unplugged A showcase of the best local talent.

10.30 On The Verge 11.00 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live!

11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Latest In Lewes 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 Latitude 2016 4.00 Latitude 2016 4.30 The Bassment 5.00 Urban Expression 5.30 CaribAsian Cookery

BBC1

BBC2

6.40 Strictly Come Dancing: The Final See highlights.

8.55 Michael McIntyre's Big Show Family entertainment with Michael McIntyre, featuring performances from Sting and Ricky Gervais as his famous alter ego David Brent. There's also stand-up comedy from the hilarious Jack Whitehall.

Two members of the public are given the shock of their life in a special double surprise edition of Unexpected Star of the Show. There is also unmissable new comedy material from Michael himself.

9.55 BBC News 10.15 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live including the Lotto and Thunderball draws, hosted by Gaby Roslin. Olly Murs performs an exclusive track and pushes the Thunderball and Lotto buttons.

10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the day's six Premier League fixtures, including Crystal Palace v Chelsea, West Brom v Manchester United, Stoke v Leicester, Middlesbrough v Swansea, Sunderland v Watford and West Ham v Hull.

11.45 The NFL Show Mark Chapman and guests discuss all the latest talking points of the NFL 12.15am FILM: Old School (2002) 1.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News

6.25 Dad's Army The Man and the Hour. Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. 6.55 Operation Snow Tiger In the second of this two-part series, Liz Bonnin and the team return to the Russian Far East to track endangered Siberian tigers.

7.55 Walt Disney - Part Two Documentary about the life and legacy of Walt Disney, featuring archival footage only recently released from the Disney vaults, alongside scenes from some of his greatest films and the sketches from which they were created. Part two explores Disney's later years as he makes films such as Cinderella and Mary Poppins, and realises his dream project, Disneyland.

8.55 FILM: A Christmas Carol (2009) Animation based on Charles Dickens' classic novel. Cold-hearted, penny-pinching Ebeneezer Scrooge is taken on an eye-opening journey by three ghosts to discover the true meaning of Christmas spirit.

10.25 QI XL See highlights.

11.10 Porridge Christmas Special Classic sitcom set in Slade Prison.

11.50 The Making Of Young Men BalletBoyz directors Michael Nunn and William Trevitt take you behind the scenes of the making of their first feature film Young Men. 12.20am Balletboyz - Young Men 1.20 FILM: Chances Are (1989)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Home Comforts At Christmas 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 BBC Sports Personality 2016: The Contenders 2.15 Bargain Hunt 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Final Score 5.30 BBC News 5.40 South East Today 5.50 Pointless Celebrities

6.50am FILM: Holiday Affair (1949) 8.15 FILM: The Bishop's Wife (1947) 10.00 This Farming Life 11.00 This Farming Life 12.00pm Japan: Earth's Enchanted Islands 1.00 Japan: Earth's Enchanted Islands 2.00 Japan: Earth's Enchanted Islands 3.00 FILM: The Odd Life Of Timothy Green (2012) 4.35 FILM: Nativity 2: Danger In The Manger! (2012)

ITV1

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monster 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 The Powerpuff Girls 8.30 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967) 11.20 Judge Rinder 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 This Time Next Year 1.35 FILM: Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007) 3.20 Thunderbirds Are Go 3.45 ITV News Meridian 4.00 ITV News 4.15 FILM: The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001) 7.30 FILM: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) Fantasy adventure film set within the fictional realm of Middle Earth. A young and rather reluctant Bilbo Baggins sets out with a company of dwarves to help reclaim their home on the Lonely Mountain, which has been invaded by the dragon Smaug, who is most unwilling to leave.

Starring Martin Freeman Ian McKellen Richard Armitage Andy Serkis Sylvester McCoy and Hugo Weaving.

10.40 ITV News & Weather The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts.

10.55 FILM: Private Benjamin (1980) Lighthearted story of a woman who joins the army after her husband dies without warning, in bed on their wedding night. Fort Biloxi proves a disastrous initiation, but amidst the mayhem, the young woman discovers self-esteem for the first time in her life. Starring Goldie Hawn Eileen Brennan Armand Assante Robert Webber Sam Wanamaker and Barbara Barrie.

12.55am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Join in now at Jackpot247.com.

3.00 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.10am Three Peaks Yacht Race 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.50 The Simpsons 11.15 The Simpsons 11.45 FILM: The Dog Who Saved The Holidays (2012) 1.30pm Channel 4 Racing 4.05 The Simpsons 4.35 The Simpsons 5.05 FILM: Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (2011) 5.40 FILM: Arthur Christmas (2011) 7.30 Channel 4 News 8.00 Tree Of The Year With Ardal O'Hanlon Comedian, actor and outdoor enthusiast Ardal O'Hanlon explores the UK to discover its most remarkable and historical trees, and reveals the winners of the Woodland Trust's prestigious Tree of the Year award.

9.00 It Was Alright In The 1970s Documentary series which revisits the 1970s. This episode flirts with danger on screen. Blue Peter carried on filming as a fire broke out live on air, while The Fun of the Fair showed teenage girls riding motorcycles through burning hoops. At the same time government-produced public information films petrified viewers with scary scenarios of possible accidents in the home.

10.00 FILM: Escape Plan (2013) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Jim Caviezel, Amy Ryan and Sam Neill. Action thriller.

Under contract to the CIA, Ray Breslin, a prison security expert, is dumped in an off-grid site that's intended to hold terrorists, drug lords and the like. But he soon discovers he has been duped, and that his captors intend him to stay inside forever.

12.15am FILM: The Guest (2014) 2.00 Bear's Wild Weekend With Jonathan Ross 2.50 The Last Leg 3.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.50 Gillette World Sport

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television 8.05 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Noddy In Toyland 8.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.00 Shimmer And Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 10.05 Jelly Jamm 10.15 The Gadget Show 11.15 FILM: A Cinderella Christmas (2016) 1.05pm FILM: Christmas Cookies (2016) 2.50 FILM: Love Always, Santa (2016) 4.35 FILM: Christmas Under Wraps (2015) 5.35 5 News Weekend 5.40 FILM: Christmas Under Wraps (2015) 6.25 FILM: Space Cowboys (2000) Starring Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner, Donald Sutherland, James Cromwell and Marcia Gay Harden. Sci-fi comedy drama about a team of superannuated astronauts who are rejected by NASA in the 1950s but find themselves in demand years later when a Russian satellite system malfunctions and plunges towards Earth.

7.25 5 News Weekend 7.30 FILM: Space Cowboys (2000) Pow! Pow! “I’m getting too old for this malarkey!”, “They don’t make ‘em like they used to”...

9.00 Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce highlights of the weekend's games in the SkyBet Championship.

10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented

by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave.

10.30 The Funny Thing About...

Christmas Talking heads show.

11.30 Greatest Ever Christmas Songs Fact-filled festive music video compilation.

1.25am SuperCasino 3.10 All New Traffic Cops 4.00 The Secret Life Of Puppies: Terrible Twos 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Modern Family (x4) 4.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 4.30 Moana Special 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 The Simpsons (x3) 8.30 Star Wars: Rogue One Special. See highlights.

9.00 FILM: Wedding Crashers (2005) 11.20 A League Of Their Own 12.20am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life

7.00pm Queen Elizabeth I: A Timewatch Guide 8.00 The Last Journey Of The Magna Carta King 9.00 Modus 9.45 Modus 10.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 11.00 Ultimate Number 1s 12.00am Agnetha: ABBA And After 1.00 Kings Of 70s Romance 2.00 Burt Bacharach: A Life In Song

2.35pm FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 3.35 FYI Daily 3.40 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 4.45 FILM: Snow Dogs (2002) 5.45 FYI Daily 5.50 FILM: Snow Dogs (2002) 7.00 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 Scorpion 9.00 FILM: A Very Harold &; Kumar Christmas (2011) 10.50 Family Guy (x3) 12.15am Mom

6.10am FILM: The Belles Of St Trinian's (1955) 7.15 FYI Daily 7.20 FILM: The Belles Of St Trinian's (1955) 7.50 Columbo: By Dawn's Early Light 9.55 A Touch Of Frost (x2) 1.50pm Foyle's War 3.50 Midsomer Murders (x2) 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 The Booze Cruise III 11.00 Inspector Morse 1.15am Wycliffe

10.00am Celebrity Couples Come Dine With Me 11.05 Melissa & Joey (x4) 1.00pm Black-ish (x2) 2.00 FILM: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 4.00 The Goldbergs (x3) 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 9.00 FILM: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) 11.20 Gogglebox (x2) 1.25am Rude Tube

11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me: Celebrity Christmas Special (x5) 8.00 The Year Britain Froze 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdowns 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Christmas Special 11.05 The Great British Sex Survey 12.40am Very British Problems

11.00am FILM: Black Nativity (2013) 1.00pm FILM: Step Up (2006) 3.05 FILM: Carry On Regardless (1961) 4.55 FILM: Chalet Girl (2011) 6.50 FILM: Men In Black 3 (2012) 9.00 FILM: Bridesmaids (2011) 11.25 FILM: Devil's Due (2014) 1.10am FILM: Terminator Salvation (2009) 3.30 Teleshopping

8.00am Teleshopping 11.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 12.00pm FILM: The Little Vampire (2000) 2.00 FILM: Dinosaur Island (2014) 4.00 FILM: King Kong (2005) 8.00 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 10.00 FILM: Repo Men (2010) 12.10am FILM: The Mist (2007) 2.40 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files

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SUNDAY 18 Recovery Street Latest TV, 9pm It’s not difficult to see the hardships that people are facing this year, with homeless figures rising, dissent rising up from the grass roots, and unrest everywhere. So it does the soul good to see those on the path to recovery, and the work being done to help them. Might even give you some volunteering ideas.

The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm The winner is here! But not until the two finalists have gone through one last task, that will get rid of all of the eccentricity that was so good for viewing figures earlier in the run and make them look like a viable and worthy business partner for Lord Sugar. He’s not a nutter, you know. They can’t be a numpty.

The Barber Of Seville From Glyndebourne BBC4, 8pm Two hundred years after its premiere in Rome in 1816, this great comic opera arrived again as a part of the Glyndebourne Festival. Figaro is trying to cleverly woo his master – Count Almaviva – his chosen bride.

She’s pretty clever herself, is Rosina, and not to be easily won.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Stranger In Town (1957) 7.35 Radio Cab Murder (1954) 9.05 Strongroom (1962) 10.45 Dead Man's Evidence (1963) 12.05pm BFI: Kid From Canada (1957) 1.00 BFI: Juno Helps Out (1953) 1.20 Runaround: Christmas On Ice (1980) 1.50 Sky West & Crooked (1966) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 Millionaires' Row 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a best of episode, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the comings and goings in the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica Learn how to sign the words for relationships and the colours.

9.00 Recovery Street See highlights.

9.30 A Day In The Life Cameras visit Stonebridge City Farm.

10.00 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge every month.

10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic This edition of Arts Alive Acoustic features performances by Carl Ashton and Jimbob James.

11.00 Soundcheck 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 How It Is 2.00 Soundcheck 3.00 Under The Radar 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 7.40 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Fern Britton Meets... Rebecca Ferguson 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Flog It! 2.10 Elizabeth At 90 3.40 Planet Earth II 4.40 Songs Of Praise 5.15 BBC News 5.30 South East Today 5.40 Countryfile 6.40 BBC Sports Personality Of The Year Gary Lineker, Clare Balding and Gabby Logan host the 2016 BBC Sports Personality of the Year. Now in its 63rd year, the show recognises the standout achievers and relives the must-see sporting moments in front of a 12,000 strong crowd at Birmingham's Genting Arena. There are 16 contenders shortlisted for the main Sports Personality of the Year Award, and the result is determined by a public vote. Team of the Year, Lifetime Achievement and Unsung Hero are some of the other awards to be given out.

9.00 The Apprentice See highlights..

10.00 The Apprentice: You're Hired Rhod Gilbert meets the series winner and runner-up as well as Lord Sugar himself to discuss the tears, triumphs and most memorable moments of the past 12 weeks. They are joined by former candidates.

11.00 BBC News 11.20 South East Today 11.30 Walliams & Friend Comedy series in which David Walliams is joined by a different guest in each episode for a variety of sketches, alongside a talented supporting cast.

David Walliams is joined by actress, writer and comedian Meera Syal.

12.00am Have I Got A Bit More News For You 12.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.20am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.05 Big Dreams Small Spaces 8.05 Countryfile 9.00 Super Powered Owls: Natural World 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Tom Kerridge Cooks Christmas 1.30 Equestrian: Olympia 4.35 Full Steam Ahead 5.35 FILM: The Terminal (2004)

7.40 Victoria Wood As Seen On TV Comedy special written by and starring Victoria Wood with special guests Julie Walters, Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston and Susie Blake.

8.20 Best Of British Victoria Wood A look back on the career of the award-winning comedian Victoria Wood, from a solitary childhood in 1960s Lancashire to becoming the first stand-up to sell out the Royal Albert Hall. In this programme from 1998, Victoria Wood talks at length about her life as a performer.

9.00 Victoria Wood's Midlife Christmas Victoria Wood's Midlife Christmas features highlights from the Midlife Olympics 2009, the popular costume drama Lark Pies To Cranchesterford and the further adventures of soap star Bo Beaumont, played by long-term collaborator Julie Walters.

10.00 Victoria Wood: At It Again Recorded at the Royal Albert Hall in 2001, Victoria Wood performs her At It Again show.

11.30 FILM: Last Chance Harvey (2008) Starring Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson, Eileen Atkins, Kathy Baker, Liane Balaban and James Brolin. Romance about an illfated jingle writer who travels to London for his daughter's wedding, where he finds a kindred spirit in a lonely airport worker.

12.55am Countryfile 1.50 Holby City

ITV1

6.00am - 6.45am Childrens television 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Super 4 7.15 The Oddbods Show (x2) 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 The Powerpuff Girls 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 FILM: All Stars (2013) 11.20 Let's Do Christmas With Gino & Mel 12.15pm ITV News & Weather 12.20 Off Their Rockers 12.50 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 2.55 FILM: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) 4.45 FILM: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) 6.40 ITV News Meridian 6.50 ITV News & Weather 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Christmas Special Phillip Schofield hosts a special festive edition of the game show which tests celebrities on their knowledge of their partners. Playing to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity are Emmerdale's Dominic Brunt and his wife Jo, T'Pau singer Carol Decker and her husband Richard and boxing legend Lennox Lewis and his wife Violet.

8.00 Midsomer Murders The Village That Rose from the Dead.

Crime drama series. DCI Barnaby and his temporary DS Jamie Winter must unravel a sinister web of lies from both past and present in order to catch a killer in the ghost village of Little Auburn, left derelict and untouched since WWII. As three groups fight over the village's future, the decision rests with local landowner Roderick Craven. One of those involved in the dispute is run over by a tank while cycling home.

10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.20 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) Starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Timothy Dalton, Jim Broadbent, Paddy Considine and Rafe Spall. Highoctane homage to the cop buddy movie genre.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.20am Everybody Loves Raymond 6.45 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.10 Frasier 7.40 Frasier 8.05 The Big Bang Theory 8.35 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Lewis Vs Nico: F1 2016 2.05 FILM: Inkheart (2008) 4.10 FILM: The Snowman (1982) 4.45 Channel 4 News 5.10 FILM: Cars (2006)

7.30 Britain's Wildest Weather 2016 The story of Britain's extreme weather from the last year, told and filmed by people right in the middle of it, from record-breaking floods and super-storms to terrifying tornadoes and hair-raising lightning strikes.

9.00 Humans Sci-fi drama series set in a world where humans co-exist with humanoids known as 'Synths'. In the aftermath of the Silo tragedy, Karen feels she and Sam have no future and takes matters into her own hands. Niska and Astrid prepare to return to Berlin, but can Niska really walk away from her family?

10.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

11.05 FILM: About A Boy (2002) Starring Hugh Grant, Toni Collette, Rachel Weisz, Nicholas Hoult, Sharon Small and Nicholas Hutchison.

Adaptation of the Nick Hornby novel about the friendship that develops between a bright but awkward 12year-old, and a wayward thirtysomething man masquerading as a lone parent in a bid to seduce single mothers.

12.55am FILM: Before I Go To Sleep (2014) 2.25 60 Days In Jail 3.20 Kirstie And Phil's Love It Or List It 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Supershoppers 5.40 The King Of Queens

Channel Five

6.00am - 7.30am Childrens television 7.40 Paw Patrol 8.00 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.25 Noddy In Toyland 8.40 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.00 Shimmer And Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig (x2) 9.45 Jelly Jamm 3D 10.00 Football On 5: The Championship 11.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush 11.30 The Gadget Show 12.30pm FILM: A Perfect Christmas List (2014) 2.15 FILM: Lost Letter Mysteries For Christmas (2014) 4.00 FILM: The Christmas Miracle Of Jonathan Toomey (2007) 5.45 FILM: Scrooge (1970) 8.00 Michael Buble At Christmas Variety show. Celine Dion, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, and Tori Kelly join Michael Buble for special performances in celebration of his favourite holiday. Gigi Hadid, Kylie Jenner, Jay Leno, Eva Longoria, William Shatner and Blake Shelton join in the festivities for comedy segments that take Buble to classic Hollywood locations.

8.55 5 News 9.00 FILM: Hercules (2014) Action film. The Greek demigod Hercules is banned to Egypt where he has to fight as a gladiator to be able to be free. Starring Kellan Lutz Gaia Weiss Scott Adkins Roxanne McKee Liam Garrigan and Liam McIntyre.

10.00 5 News 10.05 FILM: Hercules (2014) Starring Kellan Lutz, Gaia Weiss, Scott Adkins, Roxanne McKee, Liam Garrigan. Action film. The Greek demigod Hercules is banned to Egypt where he has to fight as a gladiator to be able to be free.

10.55 FILM: Snitch (2013) Starring Dwayne Johnson, Susan Sarandon, Barry Pepper, Jon Bernthal. Fastpaced action thriller.

1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet: Winter On The Moors 4.00 Now That's Funny! 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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1.00 Futurama (x3) 2.30 Modern Family (x6) 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don't Echo 9.00 A League Of Their Own US Road Trip 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 The Force: Manchester 12.00am Ross Kemp On Gangs

7.00pm Danielle De Niese: The Birth Of An Opera 8.00 The Barber Of Seville From Glyndebourne. See highlights. 10.45 Lucy Worsley: Mozart's London Odyssey 11.45 Horizon: Solar Storms - The Threat To Planet Earth 12.45am How To Build... A Jumbo Jet Engine

5.05pm Catchphrase: Christmas Special 6.05 The X Factor Winner's Story 7.10 FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 8.10 FYI Daily 8.15 FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 Family Guy 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad!(x2) 12.55am The Cleveland Show (x2)

3.45pm FILM: Casablanca (1942) 4.45 FYI Daily 4.50 FILM: Casablanca (1942) 5.55 Agatha Christie's Marple 8.00 Meet The Penguins 9.00 Alexander Armstrong In The Land Of The Midnight Sun 10.00 Wycliffe 11.10 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) 12.10am FYI Daily 12.15 FILM: Wimbledon (2004)

9.00am Young & Hungry 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm FILM: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) 2.00 FILM: Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (2011) 2.25 The Goldbergs (x5) 5.05 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 9.00 FILM: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) 11.20 Tattoo Fixers

8.55am Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 10.00 Vet On The Hill 11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Come Dine With Me (x6) 3.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 9.00 Britain's Winter: Storm Heroes 10.00 Britain's Killer Storms 11.45 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2)

11.00am FILM: Mr Popper's Penguins (2011) 1.00pm FILM: The Tale Of The Princess Kaguya (2013) 3.50 FILM: Miracle On 34th Street (1994) 6.05 FILM: The Karate Kid (2010) 9.00 FILM: Knight And Day (2010) 11.10 FILM: August: Osage County (2013)

12.00pm FILM: Iron Man: Rise Of Technovore (2013) 1.50 FILM: In The Name Of The Father (1993) 4.20 FILM: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 6.30 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 9.00 FILM: Aliens (1986) 11.50 FILM: Planet Terror (2007) 2.00am FILM: The Day (2011)

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MONDAY 19 Lenny Henry – A Life On Screen BBC2, 9pm Celebrating a life on screen, Sir Lenny Henry delves into the archives to reflect on his incredible body of work. From his big break aged 16 on New Faces, to his roles in Tiswas and Comic Relief, to the present day. His clever, funny and famous friends say nice things too.

Prince Harry ITV1, 9pm A new film following HRH Prince Harry on his return to the African kingdom of Lesotho, where he continues the work of Sentebale – the charity he set up a decade ago with Prince Seeiso of the Lesotho royal family. Princes are doing it for themselves! Providing care and support to young people with HIV and AIDS.

Empire E4, 10pm Do these people ever do anything small? Cookie hosts a free concert in the park to help Angelo appeal to the masses so that he can win his bid to be mayor. You can’t really see her pounding the streets in her stilettoes to deliver flyers door-to-door though. And the FBI continues to investigate Lucious’s affairs. Lawks.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Operation Diplomat (1953) 7.25 Johnny Ringo 7.55 It's a Wonderful World (1956) 9.40 Christmas Without Snow (1980) 11.35 HG Wells' Invisible Man 12.05pm Serious Charge (1959) 2.00 The Naked Truth (1957) 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press.

7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues.

9.00 The Winery A tour of Italy's vineyards and wineries, taking in the pictureque villages of Tuscany, Italian recipes, and beautiful resorts.

9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen Top chef Jak O'Donnell and baker Eddie Boyle join forces to make more delicious dishes from the best Scottish ingredients.

10.00 The 2ube 11.00 Scouse Pop A Flock of Seagulls bass player Frank Maudsley discusses music, art, haircuts and youth culture from the 1980s.

12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Non-League Football Show 1.30 Noise Reel 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 The 2ube 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Christmas City 10.00 Christmas Kitchen 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 FILM: Cool Runnings (1993) 3.20 The Nativity 3.50 FILM: Madagascar (2005) 5.10 Donkey's Caroling Christmastacular 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphrys hosts the first in a new series of festive specials as four famous faces brave the black chair.

7.30 John Simpson: 50 Years On The Frontline - Panorama John Simpson, one of the BBC's bestknown foreign correspondents, has been at the heart of breaking news for more than half a century. In a highly personal Panorama, John looks back over his 50-year career.

8.00 EastEnders Ronnie's concerns for Roxy continue to grow. Louise grows frustrated at Bex and Shakil.

Mick faces Linda's wrath.

8.30 Would I Lie To You? At Christmas Rob Brydon hosts a festive edition of the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains.

9.00 Last Tango In Halifax Caroline's new headship involves the family moving to a ramshackle farmhouse in Huddersfield in time for Christmas.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights.

11.55 Citizen Khan Sitcom.

12.25am The Graham Norton Show 1.10 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

BBC2

6.30am Operation People Power With Dave Myers 7.15 Coastal Path 7.45 Great British Menu 8.15 FILM: The Game Plan (2007) 10.00 Robot Wars 11.00 Money For Nothing 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Galapagos: Islands Of Change Natural World 1.45 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen 2.15 This Farming Life 3.15 A Place To Call Home 4.00 Full Steam Ahead 5.00 Gareth Malone's Great Choir Reunion 6.00 The Real Marigold Hotel A group of celebrities travel to India to see whether they can have a more rewarding retirement there than in the UK. Miriam Margolyes, Wayne Sleep, Sylvester McCoy, Roy Walker, Rosemary Shrager, Bobby George, Patti Boulaye and Jan Leeming arrive at their new home in Jaipur.

7.00 We're Doomed! The Dad's Army Story 60-minute scripted comedy drama about how the legendary creators of Dad's Army overcame BBC management scepticism to get the much-loved legend onto air.

8.00 Christmas University Challenge Manchester v St Anne's, Oxford. A festive edition of the quiz.

8.30 Only Connect Quiz.

9.00 Lenny Henry - A Life On Screen See highlights.

10.00 Two Doors Down Sitcom.

Technophobe Christine faces a computer crisis when she goes online to buy a Barneyboo Buggy for Sophie's baby.

10.30 Two Doors Down Sitcom.

Beth has organised the perfect baby shower for mum-to-be Sophie.

11.00 Top Of The Pops 2: Christmas 2015 Mark Radcliffe returns with another special Christmas edition of Top of the Pops.

12.00am The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain 1.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson's Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel struggles to reassure Ashley. David tries to make amends with Tracy.

7.30 Coronation Street Bethany prepares to make her move. Will Andy pay for what he has done?

Norris makes a heartfelt appeal.

8.00 You've Been Framed! With Bells On! Harry Hill turns up his big collar to keep out the cold with festive comedy inspired by viewers' home videos.

8.30 Coronation Street Bethany attempts to buy Faye's silence. Andy sinks to new lows. Maria presses self-destruct.

9.00 Prince Harry See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Fierce Namibia. Wildlife series with expert Steve Backshall, who goes in search of the fiercest animals on the planet. In this episode, Steve explores the wildlife and stunning landscapes of Namibia.

11.40 FILM: Carry On Camping (1969) Starring Sidney James, Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims, Charles Hawtrey, Bernard Bresslaw and Barbara Windsor. Farcical comedy set in the great outdoors.

1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.10am The King Of Queens 6.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.25 Frasier 7.50 Frasier 8.20 The Big Bang Theory 8.45 The Big Bang Theory 9.10 The Big Bang Theory 9.40 FILM: Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (2011) 10.10 FILM: 12 Dates Of Christmas (2011) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas 12.25 FILM: A Christmas Proposal (2009) 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Coast Vs Country 4.00 Deal Or No Deal On Tour 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna visits Joel at church, but is left frustrated when he doesn't acknowledge her advances.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie's Ultimate Christmas Festive cookery special. Jamie Oliver pulls together his knowledge and experience to bring viewers the very best of Christmas.

9.00 First Dates At Christmas Festive edition of the dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Fred and his team open up the First Dates restaurant to help ten singletons find love in time for Christmas. Operations manager Yasmin is matched with dental practise manager Ryan.

10.00 Alan Carr's 12 Stars Of Christmas Alan Carr hosts a starstudded quiz show in which three celebrities compete to win presents for the studio audience. Alesha Dixon, Rob Beckett and Alexander Armstrong answer questions about the year posed by the celebrity stars hidden behind Alan's giant advent calendar.

11.05 Derren Brown: Miracle Derren Brown performs his latest show on stage in London.

12.40am FILM: The Woman In Black (2012) 2.15 Supershoppers 3.10 Location, Location, Location 4.05 Deal Or No Deal 4.55 Countdown 5.40 The King Of Queens

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.30am Children’s television.

7.30 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 8.55 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.10 Milkshake Monkey 9.15 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.25 Jelly Jamm 9.35 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.10 FILM: Christmas Truce (2015) 12.00pm FILM: A Husband For Christmas (2016) 1.45 FILM: Christmas Hero (2016) 3.35 FILM: My Angel (2011) 5.15 FILM: A Christmas Reunion (2015) 7.00 Tour De Celeb Cycling-based reality series. Race day arrives and the celebrities join thousands of other riders on the 130km course that pushes them to their limits and beyond.

8.00 All New Traffic Cops Actionpacked documentary series following Yorkshire-based law enforcers.

9.00 Chris Tarrant: On The Xmas Express War, Ore and Santa. In this special Christmas edition of his trainbased travelogue series, Chris Tarrant heads across Scandinavia on an epic journey from the beautiful southern fjords to Europe's most northerly passenger station at Narvik, where British warships won a famous victory during the Second World War, while also squeezing in a chat with a certain white-bearded gentleman.

10.00 Greatest Ever Christmas Adverts Julian Clary revisits some of the most memorable festive adverts.

From cat food to Coca-Cola, stocking fillers to stock cubes, Christmas has provided the opportunity for adverts to sell us everything and anything.

Julian remembers the good, the great, and the unforgettable.

12.05am Benefits By The Sea: Jaywick 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Criminals: Caught On Camera 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Treasure Island 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 Modern Family (x4) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Greatest Disney Songs 9.00 Trollied Christmas Special 9.30 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 10.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Don't Tell The Bride

7.00pm Indian Hill Railways 8.00 Digging For Britain 9.00 Time Commanders 10.00 Booze, Beans & Bhajis: The Story Of The Corner Shop 11.00 Balmoral 12.00am Queen Elizabeth I: A Timewatch Guide 1.00 Indian Hill Railways 2.00 Time Commanders 3.00 Booze, Beans & Bhajis

2.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show: DNA Bombshells (x3) 6.00 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 6.30 You've Been Framed! With Bells On! 7.00 You've Been Framed! At Christmas 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! (x2)

12.00pm Lewis 1.55 Agatha Christie's Marple 4.00 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1965) 5.10 FYI Daily 5.15 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1965) 6.00 Long Lost Family 7.00 Agatha Christie's Marple 9.00 The Suspicions Of Mr Whicher 11.00 Sherlock Holmes: The Sign Of Four 1.20am A Is For Acid 3.05 Bertie And Elizabeth

3.00pm Young & Hungry (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Carjackers 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea Christmas 10.00 Empire.

See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

10.20am FILM: Earth Vs The Flying Saucers (1956) 12.00pm A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (x2) 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Car S.O.S 6.55 The Supervet 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 999: What's Your Emergency?

1.15pm FILM: Posse From Hell (1961) 3.00 FILM: Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 4.45 FILM: Master Of The World (1961) 6.45 FILM: The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (2013 9.00 FILM: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) 11.25 FILM: The American (2010) 1.30am FILM: Sixteen Candles (1984)

6.00am FILM: Airplane Vs Volcano (2014) 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Quantum Leap (x9) 8.00pm The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 11.10 The Librarians 12.10am FILM: Mega Spider (2013) 2.00am Quantum Leap (x4)

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