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THE BRIGHTON MAGAZINE

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Channel 7 Channel 159 FREE | 15 – 21 November 2016 | Issue 805

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5 DOGGY TALES Big Brother winner, Jason Burrill, helps dog rescue charity K­9 Angels in Romania

BRIGHTON’S VERY OWN TV CHANNEL

6 SKYFALL An exciting new Head Chef & menus at the stylish restaurant, and Andrew Kay’s review

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8 NOW & THEN

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Andy Garth highlights some of the treats coming up for sale in Brighton & Hove Stuff’s November auction

WHERE EVEN THE NEWS IS SEXY!

9 DANIEL SLOSS

LATEST TOP 20

MUSIC CHART Another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 The Black Fields The Fighter 2 N­D­E Bad Habit (digital media re master)

10 The Mighty Rivals Arise

4 Ettin To Waste

6 Lyrebirds Lotus 7 The Fooley Mantras Matter of Time 8 Ree NO TIME TO WASTE 9 Carter Brown

HPH On The Rise

11 THE DAMNED

13 ETTIN Where to begin

Jeff Hemmings talks to Captain Sensible of The Damned about bygone and future adventures

14 Rayguns Look Real

12 HOT LIST

Enough Betty’s Box

Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

15 Jak Raven WILL POWER (A SAD STATE OF AF­

14 ANDREW KAY DINES OUT

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Andrew sets sail for The Jetty at Brighton Harbour Hotel

16 The wolfgirl liberation time and relative dimen­

15 ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

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What’s on for stage, comedy, art & music – plus the chart

17 The Last Cry Rebekka 18 Chaos Borne Watching

19 TV LISTINGS

19 Caramel Jack We Could

Your comprehensive 7 day guide to what’s on the box

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More to be Scene

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Nangle is baffled by politics; Andrew is enamoured with organ music

12 Jim Guittard

5 Cayden Cole Dance with my Father (cover)

10 NANGLE NATTERS & YAK YAK YAK

11 Ziggurat Sunset Vendetta

3 Tom Ayres Confidence Problem

The acerbic wit of Daniel Sloss chats to Victoria Nangle about Irn Bru and what he wants for Xmas

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DOGGY TALES > Big Brother winner, Jason Burrill, helps dog rescue charity K­9 Angels in Romania

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ince winning this summer's Big Brother, Brighton’s own Jason Burrill has been a very busy man. Apart from filming a new Hollywood action film that will see him appear on screen with Julia Roberts’ brother Eric, he is now supporting the UK charity, K­9 Angels.

Between filming the movie, Jason flew to Romania with the K­9 Angels, to work on the front line of their dog rescue mission.

He revealed: "I really wanted to rescue dogs myself, but with so many commitments in America coming up I realised my time would be much more valuable to the charity in trying to raise awareness for their programme.

“ There’s one dog I fell in love with named Alfie ” “There's one dog I fell in love with, his name is Alfie and I really need to find him a home. He's been playing on my mind ever since seeing him in the Romanian dog pound, we've moved him to the K9 Angels small private shelter, but I really want to find him a loving home since the shelter is already full of dogs that the K­9 Angels help."

Jason met the remaining founders Victoria Eisermann and Pola Pospieszalska at Pup­Aid and was really impressed with the rescue work they do. Since setting the charity up just five years ago the girls and a small team of dedicated volunteers have built a dog rescue shelter, re homed over 800 dogs, spayed and neutered over 3,000 dogs and started a UK school tour to educate children about responsible pet care, as well as raising hundreds of thousands to save homeless dogs.

Victoria and Pola are delighted with the support of their third Angel Jason: "Jason helped us a great deal while we were away and as a genuine dog lover who wants to help animals we are thrilled to have his support. He is a really super guy so it's no surprise that he won Big Brother too!"

To adopt visit: www.k­9angels.org

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righton & Hove businessman, Jordan Tsar, launched SkyFall, a contemporary, modern British/European restaurant in the heart of Hove, to realise a life­long dream of owning a restaurant. SkyFall – a stylish, relaxed, high­ quality restaurant with a seasonal menu – opened its doors in 2015 and has quickly become a firm favourite for locals and tourists alike.

This summer, SkyFall welcomed a new Head Chef – one of the UK’s youngest. At 21, Nathan Pfefferle is already delivering creative, exciting menus with a focus on quality, locally­sourced produce.

SkyFall has also actively supported a range of charities, including The Sussex Beacon, Rockinghorse and Chestnut Tree House children’s hospice. Jordan told Latest that “Engaging with our local business community is an important part of our ethos, and through our charitable commitments we strive to make a difference to people’s lives in Sussex”.

SKYFALL STYLISH • RELAXED • HIGH QUALITY Sussex Beacon CEO, Simon Dowe, said “we rely on the commitment and support of local businesses, like SkyFall, to fund much of our important work within the City and beyond. As HIV infection rates continue to rise in Sussex, it’s vital that we continue to educate, inform and support people living with or at risk of HIV. The special, ongoing relationship we have developed with SkyFall enables us to continue our work. They have been so supportive, and we’re very grateful”.

“ A firm favourite for locals and tourists alike ” A recently refurbished, fully equipped private function and corporate events space is proving extremely popular and SkyFall have donated the space to several charities already, including the Chestnut Tree House Big Heart Auction which went on to raise over £35,000 earlier this year.

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ANDREW KAY TASTES THE FOOD & MEETS THE CHEF

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kyFall is stylish, there is no denying that and the smart interior is very appealing as is the short but varied menu. I did that crazy thing of taking a look online and spotting a dish that I really wanted. It can be a fatal mistake but on this occasion I was lucky and on arrival there it was. But I'm getting ahead of myself so I will slip into reverse.

It was a bitterly cold evening but once inside it was warm and cosy, not an adjective that you can often employ when describing modern restaurant interiors. I ordered a glass of white and Miss L had some sort of girly pink prosecco affair which she loved.

The menu has about the right number of choices, by which I mean that you can feel confident that it is all cooked fresh and to order but still offering a good choice of dishes. Ms L started with scallops on a bed of aubergine caviar with slices of romanesco, a good looking dish with fat and perfectly cooked scallops.

I spotted a clam and mussel chowder, perfect fare for a cold night and it was a good choice in which the chef had managed to do the almost impossible and create a flavour packed soup that was in contrast rather light and the presence of saffron was excellently judged adding just the right amount of musty interest. I was once asked what I though saffron tasted and smelled of and I said hymn book and I mean that in a good way.

Miss L then chose the hake with chorizo and I looked on with envy at thick slice of perfectly pearly white fish accompanied by spicy chorizo, a classic combination that the chef had clearly pulled off to perfection.

“ I was impressed by the food and equally impressed by the chef ” I had my heart set on trying his oxtail dish. Oxtail is a favourite and I would go back again and again to eat this. It came with a rib eye steak too and the balance of rare and well cooked beef was inspired. If I had any criticism it would be that the dish is generous, way beyond my capacity – but I can see that for a lot of diners this would add to its appeal. I certainly would not have wanted to miss his divine sweet potato gnocci, curly kale and roast courgette either!

This meant that I was too full for pud but Miss L tried the tarte aux pommes with sorrel ice­cream. I could see that it was made by the chef and not bought in. She loved it and having lived in France she should recognise a good tarte when she tastes one.

I was impressed by the food and equally impressed by Nathan when he joined us. He’s intimidatingly young but clearly born to cook and started early, first as a pot washer gradually learning his craft and working in some of the city’s best know eateries – including the impressive 23 St. Georges.

His passion for creating great food and flavour combinations is obvious but he is also passionate about creating seasonal dishes using the best local produce he can source. Working in a kitchen is hard so his youth is in his favour when it comes to the energy required and right now he is putting that energy to good use. I love talking food and I loved talking to Nathan about food. He has a youthful excitement about the dishes but as yet is modest and ready to learn and grow more. I reckon Nathan Pfefferle is a chef to watch!

42 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FN www.skyfallhove.com 01273 041007 Twitter: @skyfallhove Facebook: /SkyFallHove

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Charmaine Davies > Jolly Comedy!

NOW & THEN Andy Garth > November auction

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s I write this column I'm working in Prague, in the Czech Republic, at the International Comedy Festival. I'm here for ten days as the MC, along with Geoff Whiting and getting to work with great comedians such as Brighton's Zoe Lyons, Dave Thompson, Nathan Caton, Carly Smallman and Christian Schulte­Loh.

“ I’ve been here five days and am having a wonderful time ” So far I've been here for five days and am having a wonderful time in a beautiful city. When I return I'm looking forward to going to watch a show a little closer to home in Worthing, on the 19th of November.

'Jolly Comedy' is a well established comedy night run by musical comedian Jo Public. I've known Jo for many years now and she is one of the funniest people I know. Her self deprecating style and comedy songs are hysterical, but the comedy night she runs in Worthing is a great night out with class acts.

This month Suzy Bennett ("vibrant, gorgeous and extremely funny” say the BBC) is the headline act, with support by Sam Savage and her comedy character Lynda Larkin. Both of whom I've worked with in the past and are brilliant comedians.

The night will be hosted by Jo Public. It's an evening not be missed with this line up of fantastically funny ladies. The other bonus about this night is you can take your own drinks with you!

Result!

Jolly Comedy will be at Heene Road Community Centre, 122 Heene Road, Worthing, BN11 4PL. Doors open at 7.30pm, you can get tickets in advance for £10 on WeGotTickets or on the door for £15 www.jollycomedyclub.com

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t's the last auction of the year which I hold jointly with Mr Postcard (Robert Jeeves of Step Back In Time in Queens Road) and the interest has been incredible. We have 254 lots to offer for sale on Tuesday 22 November at Aldrington Church Hall, Glebe Villas, Hove, with viewing from 6.30pm and the actual sale starting at 8pm.

We have now offered over 1,000 lots this year of anything and everything to do with Brighton, Hove and Sussex from books, prints, photos and posters to postcards, ephemera and brass plaques.

The prices range from £2 to £500 and we have a lot of fun doing it, and only charge 10 per cent commission for sellers and buyers.

Come along or email me at brightonandhovestuff@gmail.com for a catalogue.

Anyway, briefly onto a couple of bits from the sale. Firstly a great view of life on the seafront in the 1950s with serious buskers playing for their money on Kings Road.

A great shot of social history... but you wouldn't stand as close to the road these days, or in fact try and get your music heard. Too dangerous and too noisy with the traffic. Guide for this one is £8.

The next couple of postcards are completely bananas and fun advertising or joke cards for Cricket at Sussex circa 1910. I'm really not sure of the thought process behind the idea but hey, each to their own! Guide on this lot is £12.

If you want any more info please let me know.

Brighton and Hove Stuff, 28 Western Road, Hove Brightonandhovestuff@gmail.com

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DANIEL SLOSS > The acerbic wit of Daniel Sloss comes to town this week, but not before the popular Scottish comedian talked to Victoria Nangle about Irn Bru and what he wants for Christmas Hi Daniel, how’s tricks today?

Great. Just went to the gym and now I’m relaxing before tonight’s gig in Livingston.

What are the main issues in your life, on this day where motions towards a second Scottish referendum are being put into play?

I tend to not have many issues in my life, at least not any I’m taking seriously. Those are problems for future me to deal with.

Going back to the original question though, what superpower would you like to have, and what kind of adventures would you have with it?

Nowadays I’d just like the ability to stop time so that I could pause time, have a nap, and then wake up and not have missed any of the day. I’d also use it to murder a bunch of people I don’t like, but mainly the sleep thing.

“ I’d also use it to murder a bunch of people I don’t like ” Three years ago I asked you what superpower you’d like to have, and you said the power to punch Jaden Smith in the face.

Do you still have a vitriolic line of fire, and if so who is currently in your sites?

I think now that he’s older and wiser, he’d probably punch me back. And I don’t do well in fights, so I’ll revoke that. Now I’ve moved that hate onto other places and people, like Paris, and Donald Trump.

You used to write for Frankie Boyle, back years ago. Now that he’s not touring would you ever get him to write jokes for you?

I don’t think I have the skill or poise to be able to pull of Frankie’s jokes. He’s far more intelligent than I am and that’s why he’s able to get away.

If you weren’t performing comedy, what would you be doing?

Hating every second of my life.

You have been gigging semi­ regularly Stateside over the years with a respected and growing profile. Would you ever relocate there with a sitcom and a movie franchise?

Absolutely not. Have you seen whats going on over there? I love America and I love gigging there, but Scotland is my home.

I never want to leave here. I’d happily go to America for a couple of months if something I liked came up, but they don’t have Irn Bru, so they lose in the long run.

If so, what would your movie franchise be about?

Who knows? But I’d make sure there was a sad ending where everyone died and nothing got resolved. There are too many unrealistic happy endings in movies, where the guy gets the girl, the girl gets the guy, the guy gets the guy, the world is fine, everything works out, kisses all round. That’s not real life, everyone dies, love is a chemical, nothing matters. I find humour in that.

This show premiered at the Edinburgh International Conference Centre and has been cited as garnering your biggest audiences to date.

Do you enjoy the big crowds – would you play the O2? – as you are very good at audience connection, or do you enjoy the more intimate venues?

Absolutely never playing the O2 in my life. I have undying respect for the comedians who can play rooms like that, but that’s not what I want to do. I like intimate crowds. Even some of the bigger theatres still manage to maintain that level of intimacy, so I wouldn’t mind playing the 2,000 seaters as long as it felt comfortable still.

Also, my comedy absolutely does not have the market to sell out the O2. Not enough people in Britain want to hear about drugs, why love is dead and death.

What are you going to do when you visit Brighton to play here?

I have a bunch of friends that live down there so probably going out after the show and getting completely, but respectfully, drunk.

What do you want for Christmas?

A table football table.

Daniel Sloss: So? With special guest Kai Humphries, Komedia, Sunday 20 November 2016, 8pm, £14.50/12

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NANGLE NATTERS Victoria Nangle

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> Apocalypse now?

> The mighty organ

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olitics is baffling me. We’ve just had the presidential election last week and I’m still reeling. If there’s one thing we have learned in the last year it’s that polls cannot always be trusted and that unrest is a bit global at the moment.

It wasn’t always this way. I did an A­level in Government & Politics and used to follow the news avidly. Always a keen fan of satire, from Drop The Dead Donkey to The News Quiz, I’ve found it a useful and entertaining way to get a different perspective on the mixture of dry facts and wild panic often presented by the mainstream media.

“ Like a Hollywood newsreel of the end of the world ” The thing is, recent news pieces – and by that I mean in the last twelve months at least – are reading like a Hollywood newsreel of the end of the world. I put it down to viewer attention spans getting shorter and so a more sensational grab­you­by­the­throat delivery started, developing into a one­up­man­ship of Fox News­ style reportage. News is being spread via short clips on social media and someone spewing Katie Hopkins­style bile gets you a lot more hits than a Channel 4 Dispatches 45 minute detailed investigation.

It’s not helped by the fact that when I popped Rik Mayall’s outrageous political lampooning from the late ‘80s and early ‘90s ‘The New Statesman’ on the other day, it was all filled with expenses­fiddling and cash for questions gags. Maybe protagonist Alan B’Stard gave them the ideas...

We are in times of change with very few clear voices coming through, which is why I’m baffled. There are exciting good changes, like the growing ecological awareness and wave of new feminism.

It’s not all bad. I’d just like someone to send me a history book from the future to tell me how it all turns out.

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hat makes you smile? Lots of things make me smile, silly things for the main will put a grin on my face but also some serious ones too, a great painting, a well crafted play, a choir that produces a sweet and powerful sound and, wait for it, theatre organ music.

Some of you will not have a clue what I am talking about, and some of you will never ever get the chance to hear this wonderful and sadly disappearing musical form. I managed to spot that there was going to be a concert a The Dome in Brighton featuring their amazing theatre organ at the hands of the quite incredible Michael Wooldridge. I immediately organised tickets to go along with a friend who is equally keen on this art form, yes I am declaring it an art form.

Theatre organs, or cinema organs are mighty beasts, beasts that merit the phrase 'bells and whistles' because they have bells and whistles – and a whole host of other 'voices'. And if you ever wondered where the saying 'pulling out all the stops' comes from then here is the answer.

Wooldridge certainly pulled out all the stops and wrested from the beast an amazing array of complex sounds, some serious and some very frivolous, that is the joy of this music, it's capable of being rock solid and at the same time deeply shallow – I love it.

And what's not to admire about a man that can announce that the day before it came to him to perform a medley of songs from The Sound of Music and then 24 hours later sit at the mighty organ and do just that without one sheet of written music – more than impressive.

So I loved it, it filled me with joy and admiration – and it made me sad too.

Why? Well it was a Monday afternoon and there were about 100 of us there soaking up the genius. Only 100 and at 60 I might well have been the youngest! It made me realise that this is an art that could become extinct. How many new organists are embracing the style and the repertoire, the technique required to keep this thing going. Very few I would guess. And if no one is listening and no one can play then who will keep these mighty beasts maintained, it cannot be cheap!

I cannot wait for the next one and forgive me now if I become a theatre organ evangelist and start nagging you all to go, I guarantee that you will be amazed by the extraordinary musical dexterity and amount of joyous fun that you will see and hear.

“ Theatre organs

merit the phrase bells and whistles ”

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THE DAMNED > The Captain speaks to Jeff Hemmings

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'New Rose' still stands up brilliantly today. How did it feel when that came out and got attention?

I was particularly pleased when we did Top Of The Pops. "Is this the stage where The Sweet performed ‘Ballroom Blitz’ I wondered?" 'New Rose' was

0 years ago this October, The Damned released what is universally thought of as the first ever UK punk single, ‘New Rose’. They were also the first UK band to release an album (Damned Damned Damned) and the first to tour America.

40 years later. Who would have guessed they would still be going strong?

This year they had played Coachella Festival in the USA, the Royal Albert Hall, are in the middle of a long UK tour, and have been recording a new album. Their debut album of 1977 will be re­released in February of 2017.

Brighton­based Captain Sensible and singer Dave Vanian are the only two remaining original members of a band considered one of the 'Big Four', along with Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks and The Clash.

Chrissie Hynde said about the Damned: "they were probably the most musically accomplished punk outfit in town".

Brian's (James, original guitarist) an amazing guitarist, and Rat (Scabies) was the punk drummer. It could all get quite frenzied onstage at times when

Vanian was climbing the lighting rigs and I saw my job as the bassist that glues it all together.... Somehow.

recorded in a dingy demo studio round the back of a garage. It sounds like it too. No Pro­Tools on that.

What does the Captain make of it all?

You sound like Goldfinger... “So, what happened Mr Sensible? I expected you to die!” We were on auto destruct for a while, and for someone with a stage name like mine bad behaviour was almost obligatory. I'm as surprised at us reaching our 40th as anyone else to be honest, but having fun with it.

At the time, in 1976, did you feel that something good and different was happening?

Dossing about for a couple of years, going to the Marquee every night, living in the clothes you stood up in, blagging an occasional meal off interviewers. I think Sniffin’ Glue's Danny Baker took us to a Wimpy... it was burgers and knickerbocker glories all round.

The first UK punk band to tour the US as well... Do you think you helped to kickstart the hardcore punk revolution in the States?

I don't know anything about that scene. I’m an easy listening buff. The Carpenters and The Monkees float my boat.

“ It could all get quite frenzied

onstage at times when Vanian was climbing the lighting rigs ”

'Smash It Up' is one of my favourite Damned songs. That's

your guitar work on there, isn't it?

The guitar is all over the place...

Yes, must be me then. All that listening to Hendrix albums... some of it must've stuck.

The rest is bluff.

You were enjoying a solo career in the early ‘80s (including the chart hit ‘Happy Talk’), and left the band for a while. Can you tell me about that period?

I had a bunch of songs... some of which were too pop for The Damned and binned. Got me a record deal with A&M though, with whom I had a few fun years as Britain's most unlikely pop star. People remember ‘Happy Talk’, but there were some other decent songs, self­penned, too.

New album coming soon. And you’re raising money via Pledge to make it happen. How's that one going?

Don't worry, we won't abscond with the cash! Having said that, the old Damned probably would've. Every album we made sounds different from the previous one. So, expect the unexpected.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Thursday 24 November, 7pm, £27

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Breeze Brasserie, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.

Bright and chilled, Breeze is situated on North Laine’s Trafalgar Street. Breeze’s atmosphere matches its name with friendly service and a stylish eclectic look with modern cafe seating, comfy banquettes and walls covered in fascinating clocks and mirrors. The menu is a bold combination of influences from around the globe, served in generous portions at very affordable prices, and the new lunchtime menu is packed with treats. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk | info@breezebrasserie.co.uk 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, BN1 4ER | 01273 693377

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes.

Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday.

Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings.

The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99.

Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients.

Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Chilli Pickle

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style.

An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting.

17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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ANDREW KAY Dines Out

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> The Jetty

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fter 30 years of living by the sea it seems hard to believe that only now are there real choices of places to eat that specialise in fish and seafood. It's not that there was nowhere but those places that did exist were few and far between.

Now we have The Jetty, a new restaurant in the smart new Harbour Hotel on the seafront. I slipped in for a sneaky lunch soon after their excellent launch party and was pretty impressed but after visiting with Mr M and Mr F for dinner I would like to confirm that this place is serving very impressive food.

“ I looked on with envy as these are amongst my favourite things to eat ” We started at the bar with a cocktail, excellent drinks made with style, before moving into the spacious dining room where smart staff explained the menus and the dishes, there are lots of options that need a little explanation.

We're good mates with similar tastes so we decided to share the fruits de mer, a small one, to which we added a couple of extra oysters, well you cannot share an oyster, and a pot of cockle popcorn. It was all good, especially the fat mussels and creamy smoked salmon, I liked the crab mayonnaise but would have liked more brown meat in there to add that musky note, but the other liked it as it was.

Mr M chose plaice with brown shrimps and a side of buttered potatoes and declared it first class. I have to say that the chef certainly gave him a good portion of shrimp atop the plaice and I looked on with envy as these are amongst my favourite things to 14 | LATEST 7

eat. It was certainly a nice plump fish and cooked perfectly so that the flesh lifted cleanly from the bone.

Mr F chose the stone bass which looked equally impressive as did the small potato topped seafood pie that sat on the plate. He enjoyed it too but felt that it could have taken a touch more seasoning. Not a huge problem and certainly better than over­ seasoned fish which is basically ruined. His side order promised a little chilli heat and again he could have taken a little more – but all in all he enjoyed the dish.

I chose skate, my favourite fish and it came with capers, radicchio and bacon, a perfect seasoning for the huge wing that arrived. It was a more than generous portion and it was perfectly cooked and it came on a bed of buttery tender stem broccoli and French beans.

It was so easy to eat, the long threads of sweet flesh lifting cleanly from the cartilage, yes no tiny bones with skate, and it was made easier by the provision of fish knives, yes I am a cutlery geek!

I also ordered a salad of avocado and pine nuts which was superb but not so easy to eat as the large portion came in a deep dish and diving in meant that it fell all over the place. It tasted great but could have looked so much better.

Mr M and Mr F both chose to finish with an espresso martini sabayon. Mr F scoffed the lot but Mr M was beaten. I guessed it would be rich and chose the boozy plums with ginger bread and yogurt sorbet. It was a beautiful autumnal dish with dark fruits and spices lightened by the sorbet and great contrasting textures from soft fruits and cake to shards of caramelised plum. A real pudding delight.

We drank an Argentinian pinot gris which was pretty good but moved on to a great Riesling from Alsace. The Jetty is cooking up a seafood storm and is well worth a visit, I will certainly be back very soon.

Brighton Harbour Hotel, 64 King’s Rd, Brighton, BN1 1NA 01273 916916 www.brighton­harbour­hotel.co.uk

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> Holiday on Ice is back plus Harvey Matusow

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he Brighton Centre has announced that the world­ renowned show, Holiday on Ice, which has been running for over 72 years, will be returning to Brighton for in January 2017 with new spectacular show, Believe.

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by Olympic and four­time world champion, Christopher Dean, Believe will open at The Brighton Centre on Wednesday 4 January and run until Sunday 8 January 2017.

The show is an incredibly exciting and fast paced and tells the modern day story of the traditional Shakespeare classic Romeo and Juliet, about desire, jealously and true love.

With Olympic level choreographies combined with the best live music, beautiful décor, glamourous costumes and hi­tech special effects, Believe is destined to become a show that will truly conquer hearts.

Believe is the first show that Christopher Dean and Holiday On Ice’s producers Stage Entertainment have worked on together; a new milestone in the great tradition of collaborations between Holiday on Ice and Olympic champions.

Commenting on the partnership Christopher Dean said: “I’ve been on the ice for forty­seven years, performing in shows, training and

choreographing others but now I look forward to creating a new Holiday on Ice show with the best skaters in the world.”

Holiday on Ice has become the most famous brand of entertainment on ice for over seven decades with a record number of 328 hundred million visitors. The well­ established production guarantees quality performances for Olympic skaters.

“ The best skaters in the world ”

Tickets for Holiday on Ice Believe at The Brighton Centre are on sale now and are available from www.brightoncentre.co.uk or by contacting the box office on 0844 847 1538.

EXHUMING McCARTHY IN THE AGE OF TRUMP The election of Donald Trump, concluding as it does the most bitterly divisive Presidential campaign in popular memory, may be said to echo another torrid, smear­happy period of American history: the age of McCarthy.

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This November, the University of Sussex takes a look back on that age with two free­to­enter events presented as part of the nationwide humanities festival Being Human. Staged under the umbrella title The Art of Lying, both events will focus on the remarkable life of McCarthyite supergrass Harvey Matusow.

Matusow, whose archives are held by the UoS, became notorious in Cold War America for his professional witness work, all of which came to a halt in 1954, when Matusow announced that most of his “evidence” had been fabricated.

The Art of Lying comprises two events over two nights.

On 22 Nov, Professors Diarmuid Hester and Doug Haynes will be joined by writer/actor Robert Cohen at Brighton’s Latest Musicbar, for a discussion aimed at answering the question, Who is Harvey Matusow? On 23 Nov, also at the Latest Bar, Cohen will perform The Trials of Harvey Matusow, the award­winning one­man show he researched in the Matusow archives at UoS. More info at beinghumanfestival.org Tickets for both events are FREE, but must be booked in advance by emailing bookings@thelatest.co.uk.

> The Boys In The Band It’s around 50 years since this milestone of theatre was written and first produced and in those years it has lost none of its poignancy or power. The cast is excellent, it will only work if you can believe in them and their associations and you really can.

Ian Hallard’s gradual descent through the play is beautifully delivered, an extraordinarily moving performance. Daniel Boys is the perfect foil as self doubting friend Harold, and James Holmes delivers an Emery that is cloyingly brittle and likeable too.

Director Adam Penford drills deep down into that and does it with a great deal of intelligence.

The gay community may have achieved a level of equality now and a level of acceptance too, but within our own ranks are we any more accepting? I fear not.

Theatre Royal Brighton, 8 November Andrew Kay

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> Toy: psychedelic rock meets Krautrock, shoegaze and indie­pop

ENTERTAINMENT Joe Fuller @latestjoef

> Brighton’s film festival Cinecity returns with a wildly varied programme & cheap ticket offers

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Toy released their self­titled debut in 2012, quickly followed by Join The Dots in 2013. And although they have recently lost keyboardist Alejandra Diez, they’ve been joined by Max Oscarnold as they get ready to tour the new album Clear Shot. That came from something that Dom came up with: “you get a clear shot through the miasmic power.” “It was an interesting phrase he wrote down.

“We just thought it was synonymous with things we were going through, personal problems we were having as everyone does. As a band we were trying to push through and take it as far as we can. It seemed like a call to arms and that ended up being the title for the album. It seemed apt.”

Now based in London, the band all met originally in Brighton. “All of us, except for Max, grew up as teenagers in Brighton. We were at Cardinal Newman and then me and Dom went to Bhasvic. As soon as we finished that we moved up to London. I’ve still got some friends there. It’s always nice to go back there, to play.”

inecity is a fantastic film festival for its blending of art documentaries, foreign language cinema, local films, short films, Q&A sessions and more at an affordable price. You can get three tickets for the price of four and there are also plenty of £5 tickets available for under 25s. I can’t hope to cover all of the highlights here but will select a few that look particularly enticing.

Cassette: A Documentary Kiki Mixtape explores the culture of music sharing through cassettes with contributions from Thurston Moore and Henry Rollins. (Tues 15 Nov, Duke’s At Komedia, 9pm). After The Storm is the latest outing from Hirokazu Koreeda, a superb director of contemplative, personal and insightful films (reminiscent of Tokyo Story) that I can’t wait to see. Kick off your Friday night with some solemn tears. (Fri 18 Nov, Duke of York’s, 9pm).

It didn’t make much of a splash but Kenneth Lonergan’s film Margaret had some memorably strange, fussy dialogue and a stunning, agitated lead performance from Anna Paquin. Only his third film in 16 years, Manchester By The Sea could be one for any fans of character­driven drama such as Six Feet Under.

(Sat 19 Nov, Duke of York’s, 6pm).

Lynn Ruth Miller is The World’s Oldest Comedienne, as you can see in a riotous documentary by our very own Bill Smith. Tickets are only £5 and include a Q&A with Miller herself, and Bill too.

(Tues 22 Nov, Latest Music Bar, 7pm). Kiki looks like a different sort of vibrant documentary, shedding light on the artistic/activist ballroom dance movement for young queer people in New York City. (Thurs 24 Nov, Duke of York’s, 9pm).

The Red Turtle, meanwhile, is an international collaboration between Studio Ghibli and Oscar­winning Dutch animator Michael Dudok De Wit. Studio Ghibli’s films are consistently, mesmerisingly beautiful so I have high hopes for this one.

(Sun 27 Nov, Duke’s At Komedia, 2pm).

Saturday 19 Nov, The Haunt, 7pm, £11

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London­based band with strong Brighton connections, the five piece Toy have just released their third album, and it’s another great slice of psychedelic rock infused with elements of the cinematic, Krautrock, shoegaze and indie­pop.

Fronted by Tom Dougal (whose sister Rose was once in The Pipettes, and now has her own solo career), Toy were born out of the ashes of Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong, a band who were signed to a major label and were just about to release a much hyped debut album before the band imploded due to ultra­high expectations.

“We just stopped the whole thing very quickly,” says Tom. “It was a little bit tough to deal with for a while, but very quickly we pulled ourselves together. We realised it wasn’t the kind of music we wanted to be doing. We didn’t want to play second fiddle to someone else. We wanted to be in the driving seat. We never looked back from then.”

“ You get a clear shot through the miasmic power ”

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“ Kick off your

Friday night with some solemn tears ”

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COMEDY > Victoria Nangle hails The Big Yin

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he Big Yin is coming to town, and such is his popularity an extra date (the Monday) was announced in September as an addition to his mini­residency.

“ Billy Connolly was voted the best comedian of all time ” Hailed by many as one of the originators of the contemporary storytelling style of comedy, Billy Connolly was voted the best comedian of all time by Channel 4’s viewers.

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Having been hawking his craft touring for the last half a century, as well as taking time out to star in films, pick up awards, and chinwag with the royals as he picked up a CBE, Connolly’s live humour is still strong and his comedic voice true to the rebellious nature he started with. He may no longer be hanging about working in Glasgow’s shipyards, but his eccentric flights of fancy and determination not to follow the crowd’s opinions simply find new outlets in his current life, with family, politics and whimsy all still strong.

For a star that’s a more recent arrival to the spotlight, check out Nish Kumar – currently at the Helm of BBC Radio 4’s Newsjack. Smart, funny, and intelligent, Kumar has had a lot of attention in the last 12 months, and for all the right reasons. Enjoy.

Billy Connolly: High Horse Tour, Monday 21 – Wednesday 23 November, Brighton Centre, 8pm, from £39.05; Nish Kumar: Actions Speak Louder Than Words Unless You Shout The Words Real Loud, Komedia, Wednesday 16 November, 8pm, £14/12

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1 The Black Fields The Fighter 2 N­D­E Bad Habit (digital media re master) 3 Tom Ayres Confidence Problem 4 Ettin To Waste 5 Cayden Cole Dance with my Father (cover) 6 Lyrebirds Lotus 7 The Fooley Mantras Matter of Time 8 Ree NO TIME TO WASTE 9 Carter Brown More to be Scene 10 The Mighty Rivals Arise 11 Ziggurat Sunset Vendetta

> What’s on your Christmas list?

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ou had me at ‘festive bar’. But there are plenty other reasons to write off Sunday 27 November as the date you head to the fantastic Exeter Street Hall for its Christmas Fair.

HPH On The Rise 14 Rayguns Look Real Enough Betty’s Box 15 Jak Raven WILL POWER

“ Fantastic gift ideas made by local artists ”

(A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS) 16 The wolfgirl liberation time and relative dimensions in space

Now in its second year, expect fantastic gift ideas made by local artists, makers and designers. Greetings cards, framed art, jewellery, clothing, lighting, candles, beauty and a variety of creations featuring textiles, wood, ceramics, plush and sackfuls more… You can’t fail to find extra special presents for friends and family. Or perhaps something to add to your own Christmas list? Plus – most importantly – when you’ve shopped till you’re ready to drop, the hall's festive café, the Ding Dong Bar, will be merrily offering tempting treats and refreshments. Entry is free, from 10am­ 5pm.

To listen to tracks & to submit

www.artymagazines.com @brightonsarty

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LATEST TV > Terrific TV for a tiny town

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merica, Kosovo. Latvia and many more nations, have something in common. Tiny TV. Hundreds of small communities of a few thousand people in these countries have local micro TV. Britain has none. Micro TV company CHALK TV, wants to put that right. It has started the first truly local web based micro TV service in the tiny town of Lewes, letting the townsfolk see what's happening in their own back yard when no one else will.

Exciting. Innovative. Brand new, its shows are shown on Latest TV, every Tuesday at 5.30pm. CHALK TV is the UK’s first micro TV station based in Lewes. It might never have come about if it hadn’t been for Latest TV’s Bill Smith!

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“ Exciting, innovative, brand new! ” CHALK TV’s founder Keith Hayes and Bill are both champions of local TV and spent many hours talking about local TV for Brighton.

When the government legislation was implemented, it became apparent that small communities such as Lewes would miss out.

But Bill never forgot the conversations and suggested a half hour programme about Lewes to be shown on Latest TV would be intriguing to his wider audience. As a result, a group of TV experts in Lewes including well known TV professionals such as former ITN cameraman Mick Hawksworth, have developed web based TV as a micro TV service for Lewes, supported by Latest TV and the half hour programme ‘Latest in Lewes’.

Our programmes are produced by leading professionals, who live in the tiny town. Producers, presenters, camera crews, graphic artists and more, who have worked for top TV companies in Britain and many other parts of the world, who now want to use their skills to bring a vital news and information service to the place where they live. CHALK TV knows that the rich and colourful life of small towns can be intriguing to people outside their community.

A recent TV programme on a local pub brought accolades from international viewers. Keith Hayes enthuses: "That's what we never see. The weird, wonderful, esoteric customs and peculiarities of English daily life. A dog buying a pint of beer in a 'Pub' with a beer mat". CHALK brings this rich tapestry of British tiny town life every week!

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Do you remember the sheer joy and excitement of Saturday Morning Pictures? Where heroes and villains and clowns and crooners, invariably in glorious black & white, would entertain you for hours and hours? Now those glorious days return and it's not just for Saturday mornings, it’s 7 days a week from 6am ­ 4pm!

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TUESDAY 15 Masterchef: The Professionals BBC2, 8pm Oh, tasty, tasty, telly! Proper posh tasty food too, as six new chefs compete for a place in the quarter finals of this culinary competition. The first three have 15 minutes to make a sea bass ceviche, and the next lot have their butchery skills tested with a pork chop challenge. Yum!

Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Channel Five, 9pm Ben Fogle continues in his adventure around the world meeting people who have opted out of the whirligig of modernity, and chosen a back to basics existence. This time he meets a pair who traded in journalistic careers to become grizzly bear guides in Canada. Awesome.

I’m A Celebrity... Extra Camp ITV2, 10pm Joe Swash and the team are back to draw back the curtain on all the behind the scenes shenanigans, as well as news they just didn’t have time to fit into the regular programme – which tonight will be lots as it’s been ousted by the footie! Who is screaming and who is staying?

We’re talking about the jungle.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Covergirl Killer (1959) 7.20 The Westerner 7.50 It's a Great Day (1955) 9.15 Private Information (1952) 10.35 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.05 The Long & the Short & the Tall (1961) 1.20pm Glimpses 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 The Brave Don't Cry (1952) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Dragons Fire 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Latest In Lewes 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Drop the Puck 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels.

9.30 From the Water's Edge Youtube sensations Chris and Steve offer fishing tips and advice, with the aim of providing informative, interesting and, most importantly, entertaining angling news.

10.00 Kick Out The Jams Compilation of the best of the stripped back, acoustic sessions from bands, solo performers, and guests.

10.30 Tramshed Sessions Maddie Jones in Cardiff for a series with up and coming singer songwriters.

11.00 DiTR Presents 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 The Winery 1.30 Brodian's Basement 2.30 Tramshed Sessions 3.00 Digital Nation 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Carmel and Denise do their best to talk Masood out of his plan. Lee searches for a way out.

8.00 Holby City Song of Self, Part Two. A conflicted Guy fights to save Tristan's life. If he survives, what will the future hold? Raf's budding relationship with Kim is tested when he makes a shocking discovery.

Spurred by evidence of Essie's romantic conquests, Sacha tries online dating but is it really a good match for him?

9.00 Ordinary Lies Drama following an ordinary group of colleagues and friends. Fletch and wife Caz are the rock-solid office couple, but when Caz oversteps the mark, sending Fletch on a downward spiral, he wonders if she really is the right woman for him.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Prison, My Parents & Me Documentary for Children in Need showing what it is like to be a prisoner's child, giving children often lost in the system a chance to tell their own stories.

11.45 Going Back Giving Back As a nation, the UK is incredibly giving, and Going Back Giving Back is born out of this generosity.

12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball talks to the lucky couple who managed to avoid elimination at the weekend.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Charles Dance and Geraldine James.

Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals See highlights.

9.00 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain Gareth Malone launches his exciting singing contest to find Britain's most entertaining amateur choir. This week, Gareth is on home turf as he scours the south west of England for a third regional champion to put through to his nationwide contest.

10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Star of the BBC sitcom Josh and The Last Leg, Josh Widdicombe is the host as he introduces the brilliant Nathan Caton and Australian comic Celia Pacquola to the stage.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 NFL This Week The latest American football action from the NFL season.

12.05am Operation Gold Rush With Dan Snow 1.05 The Apprentice 2.05 The Victorian Slum

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Will Kerry be caught red-handed? Aaron grows jealous over Rebecca.

7.30 International Football: England V Spain Live Mark Pougatch introduces live coverage of the international friendly between England and Spain at Wembley. This is the final match of Gareth Southgate's four-game stint as interim boss, so a good performance could help him become England manager on a permanent basis. Ian Wright, Ryan Giggs, Lee Dixon and Middlesbrough manager Aitor Karanka provide studio analysis, while commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle.

10.15 ITV News; Weather 10.50 ITV News Meridian 11.05 International Football Highlights England take on Spain in an international friendly in Gareth Southgate's last game in charge as interim manager. The FA will be appointing a permanent coach in the weeks to come, and Southgate is sure to be under consideration.

Jacqui Oatley is joined by Lee Dixon and Glenn Hoddle for extended highlights.

12.05am Murder, She Wrote 12.50 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 Junior Bake Off 7.00 Junior Bake Off 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Countryfile 1.25 Hi-de-Hi! 2.00 Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cameron makes a shocking discovery, and James concocts a devious plan.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of 4-YearOlds Observational documentary series which follows three groups of children - aged four, five and six years - as they meet for the first time.

In the second episode, the four-yearolds are joined by some new faces.

9.00 Married At First Sight Documentary series which investigates whether science can help us fall in love. Following their honeymoons it's now time for the couples to meet friends and in-laws.

10.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show.

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Henning Wehn, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Tom Allen and Joe Wilkinson.

12.05am SAS: Who Dares Wins 1.00 PokerStars.com 1.55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.50 Challenge Aruba 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.15 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.10 Kirstie's Fill Your House For Free 5.30 Wedding Town

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy!7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 Can't Pay? Special: Agents Under Attack 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: The March Sisters At Christmas (2012) 5.00 5 News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Duncan is angry that Caroline is not being honest with him and she finally reveals that she has Huntington's disease.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Traffic Cops Action-packed documentary series following Yorkshire-based law enforcers. The cops contend with all manner of hazards as they crack down on drugged drivers, and a convicted drug dealer leads North Yorkshire's Roads Policing Group on a 140-mile-an-hour chase.

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series following the vets and patients of Skeldale Veterinary Centre, James Herriot's former practice. The vets treat a horse with infected hooves, a cat struggling to give birth and an angry monitor lizard.

9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild See highlights.

10.00 Medical Mysteries The Incredible Shaking Woman.

Documentary series about unexplained medical ailments.

11.05 The Hotel Inspector Returns The White Hart Hotel.

12.05am Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? Revisit 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 House Doctor 4.00 Ram Raid Britain: Caught On Camera 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Modern Family (x2) 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Air Ambulance ER 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00am Hard Time

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Elegance And Decadence: The Age Of The Regency 9.00 Women, Sex And Society: A Timewatch Guide 10.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 11.00 India's Frontier Railways 12.00am Beautiful Equations 1.00 Elegance And Decadence

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp.

See highlights. 11.00 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am The Vampire Diaries

6.10am Doctor At Large 7.00 Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.00 Wycliffe 10.05 Agatha Christie's Marple 1.40pm Inspector Morse 4.00 Midsomer Murders (x2) 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 7.55 Doc Martin 9.00 Endeavour 11.00 The Blonde Bombshell 1.10am Wycliffe 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Body Fixers 10.00 Naked Attraction 11.05 First Dates Abroad 12.10am The Lie Detective

1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA (x2) 12.50am Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 1.50 The Undateables

11.00am The Bedford Incident (1965) 1.05pm Black Narcissus (1946) 3.10 Ride Lonesome (1959) 4.40 The Colditz Story (1954) 6.40 A Good Year (2006) 9.00 The Grey (2011) 11.15 Night Moves (2013) 1.30am Nowhere Boy (2009) 3.30 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Mega Piranha Zero (2010) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 11.30 FILM: Push (2009) 1.40am Star Trek: Voyager

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WEDNESDAY 16 Black And British: A Forgotten History BBC2, 9pm Historian David Olusoga shares more untold histories, exploring the business of slavery as well as remembering the black sailors who fought for Britain at the Battle of Trafalgar. Plus the men and women who travelled the world looking for a freedom they’d been denied.

Kids On The Edge: The Gender Clinic Channel 4, 10pm Following the work of Tavistock and Portman, a trust specialising in mental health, this week drawing attention to the centre’s Gender Identity Development Service. Two children are transitioning, and the support needed to accompany their journey is vital.

The Undiscovered Peter Cook BBC4, 10pm When Peter Cook died in 1995, his widow Lin locked the doors and barred the media circus from her home. 21 years later and she’s invited her friend Victor Lewis-Smith and a BBC crew inside, with access to his private recordings, diaries, letters, photos – the whole shebang.

¸ terrestrial 6:00am Shadow of Fear (1963) 7:15 The Westerner 7:45 Calculated Risk (1963) 9:15 Out of The Shadow (1961) 10.30 HG Wells' Invisible Man (1958) 11.00 Heart of the Matter (1953) 1.05pm Glimpses 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 Light up the Sky! (1960) 3.50 BFI: The Hospital Nurse (1941) 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Lewes Loves 5.30 Brighton Lights 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests from the world of politics to discuss local and national issues.

9.00 F-Stop This week: the Horton Brothers.

10.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

10.30 Noise Floor Suspect Alibi perform ‘Take the Lead’ in the Notts TV studios, Mark Del chats with Clean Bandit and London Grammar at No Tomorrow and Jake Bugg performs ‘Seen It All’.

11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Lewes Loves 1.30 Live At The Latest 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote (x4)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

BBC2

6.15am My Life In Books 6.45 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Just Good Friends 1.30 Just Good Friends 2.00 Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 Watchdog Consumer series with Matt Allwright, Sophie Raworth and Steph McGovern.

9.00 The Missing It is now 2015 and Julien's health is failing, but his determination to track down the missing girl means he has not finished with the Webster case just yet. Back in Germany, the press descend on Eckhausen for a trial when a seemingly vital piece of new evidence comes to light.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts another edition of the light-hearted sports quiz. Regular captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by four stars from the world of sport.

11.15 Film 2016 Host Mariella Frostrup is joined by critics Danny Leigh and Tim Robey to review the latest JK Rowling adaptation Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, starring Eddie Redmayne.

11.45 FILM: Fifty Dead Men Walking (2008) Starring Ben Kingsley, Jim Sturgess, Kevin Zegers, Natalie Press, Rose McGowan. Tense thriller 1.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the news and gossip from the Strictly ballroom.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Ruth Madoc and Su Pollard.

Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Marcus Wareing, Monica Galetti and Gregg Wallace team up to search for the country's next culinary superstar.

9.00 Black And British: A Forgotten History See highlights.

10.00 The Premier League Show Gabby Logan hosts the weekly magazine programme, featuring indepth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth 11.15 No Such Thing As The News A humorous look at the lesserknown events of the week. Who would ever have thought the news could be this much fun? With James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray, Anna Ptaszynski and Dan Schreiber.

11.45 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain Gareth Malone launches his exciting singing contest to find Britain's most entertaining amateur choir.

12.45am Saving Africa's Elephants 1.45 Wild West America's Great Frontier

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Diane takes drastic action against the Whites.

7.30 Coronation Street Eileen stumbles upon Phelan's secret. Adam and Daniel make an impression.

8.00 This Time Next Year Davina McCall hosts the series which features ordinary people on a mission to transform their lives over the course of 12 months. Once each pledge is made, the guests leave the studio ready to begin their challenge, but while a whole year has passed for them, the results can be seen here straight away. In this episode, Davina meets a sixteen-year-old boy who has not been able to speak for six years, a man hoping to change his life by losing seven stone and a couple who are unable to have a second child and need the help of a surrogate.

9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The surprises keep on coming in the jungle as the celebrities struggle to adapt to life in camp. Ant and Dec present all the latest action from down under.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 11.00 ITV News Meridian 11.15 Murder, She Wrote Day of the Dead. Crime series.

12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Joel welcomes a newcomer to the church, but they're not all that they seem.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team at Fitzpatrick Referrals in Surrey. Noel carries out a complicated procedure to help Rex the Staffordshire Bull Terrier who has a badly deformed elbow.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. 71-year-old Mel is rushed in after accidentally being run over by her husband John. Four-year-old Maddi is brought in after falling over and injuring her neck on a train. And 68-year-old American opera singer Bonnie arrives at St George's after hitting her head on a bedside table.

10.00 Kids On The Edge: The Gender Clinic See highlights.

11.05 The Secret Life Of Prisons: Cutting Edge Documentary revealing how brutal the reality of life inside British prisons can be.

12.05am Great Songwriters: Music On 4 1.05 The Secret Life Of 4-Year-Olds 2.00 FILM: Silent Running (1972) 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.25 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.20 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.35 Wedding Town

Channel Five

6.00am - 8.00am Children’s televison 8.15 Peppa Pig Pig tales.

8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Crazy For Christmas (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate stresses to Billie the importance of telling the VJ that he is not the father of her baby, but when he finds out that she changed her conception date on the hospital computer system he is furious and takes matters into his own hands.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration Ben Fogle follows the annual Great Migration of wildebeest and other mammals from the Serengeti in Tanzania to the Maasai Mara in Kenya and back again.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series.

9.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Special Reality series following the working lives of Britain's High Court enforcement agents as they deal with people who have fallen into debt.

10.00 Undercover: Criminal Activity Investigative journalist Paul Connolly and his team expose unsuspecting criminals. Paul meets Romanian Gypsy Anton, who offers to provide ID cards to illegal immigrants, as well as arranging sham weddings.

11.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary.

12.05am On Benefits: Baked Bean King 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Body Freaks: Instagram Perfect 4.00 Violent Assault: Caught On Camera 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle

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Syfy

1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Arrow 9.00 Stella 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 12.00am A League Of Their Own

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Fighting For King And Empire: Britain's Caribbean Heroes 9.00 Horizon: Is Your Brain Male Or Female? 10.00 The Undiscovered Peter Cook.

See highlights. 11.00 How To Be Bohemian With Victoria Coren Mitchell

11.40am You've Been Framed! Gold 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 The Cube 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3 )6.00 I'm A Celeb: Epic Trials 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x3) 10.30 I'm A Celebrity...

Extra Camp

11.05am Murder, She Wrote 12.05pm Wycliffe 1.10 Heartbeat 2.15 Wild At Heart 3.20 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.55 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am Inspector Morse

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Crazyhead 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.35 The Big Bang Theory 12.05am First Dates

10.10am Grand Designs Revisited 11.20 FILM: The Ladykillers (1955) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.05 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am FILM: Pimpernel Smith (1941) 1.35pm FILM: The Undefeated (1969) 3.55 FILM: The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 6.25 FILM: Snow White And The Huntsman (2012) 9.00 FILM: Braveheart (1995) 0.25am FILM: Date Night (2010) 2.10 FILM: Las Acacias (2011) 4.00 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Librarian 2: Return To King Solomon's Mines (2006) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 Bitten 10.00 The Exorcist 11.00 FILM: Quarantine 2: Terminal (2010) 12.50am Bitten

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THURSDAY 17 Close To The Enemy BBC2, 9pm There’s more to history than dates and numbers. Callum uses unorthodox methods to try to convince Deiter to work with the British, but with both of them being more than a bit cunning the power play might end up putting Lotte at risk. Fools. Meanwhile, Kathy and Victor ask for Callum’s help, but is he trustworthy?

How It Is Latest TV, 9.30pm There’s more to being a busy teenager than homework and the latest Playstation game. Oh yes!

Joe Willis presents this fly-onthe-wall look at teenage life in and around Brighton and Hove, as told through the eyes of 16-18 year olds. Loads of ideas, loads of action, and loads of surprises.

It’s good to be a teen.

DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow Sky1, 8pm Everybody likes a little bit more ‘oomph’ in their engine, but Nate’s more than a bit surprised to find that he has powers.

Where’d they come from?! And how did they accidentally end him and Ray in a feudal Japan filled with Samurai warriors?

Tricky situation, what with the mega sharp swords.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Flaw (1955) 7.15 The Westerner (1962) 7.45 Scarlet Thread (1951) 9.15 Barbary Coast (1935) 11.05 HG Wells' Invisible Man (1958) 11.35 House Across the Lake (1954) 1.05pm BFI: Fully Fitted Freight (1957) 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 White Cradle Inn (1947) 3.40 Glimpses 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica 4.30 Land Rovers Live 5.00 Banterflix 5.30 Walks Around Britain 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show.

9.00 Banterflix The latest film news and review, presented by Jim McClean.

9.30 How It Is See highlights.

10.00 The Music of Barry Mills Exploring the contemporary classical music of Brighton based composer Barry Mills.

10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix Latest TV goes from local to global with a mix of music and film shorts from our sister channel Sheffield Live!

11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Juice FM's James Fox introduces November's top 10 based on album sales at Brighton's cult independent record store, Resident Music.

11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions Uncle Arthur performing live.

12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Quintessentially Jessica 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.30 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 2.00 Albion Night 3.15 Albion Night 4.30 The Music of Barry Mills 5.00 Sounding Out 5.30 Banterflix

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BBC2

ITV1

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Lee goes to desperate measures.

8.00 DIY SOS: Million Pound Build For Children In Need Nick Knowles, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and the trusty purple shirts venture north to Blackpool to tackle this year's most ambitious build. Nick and the team highlight the plight of the nation's 250,000 young carers who care on a daily basis for their parents.

Blackpool Carers Trust provides limited out-of-school respite and training activities as well as peer support for young carers, and their current centre is bursting at the seams.

9.00 The Apprentice Lord Sugar instructs the candidates to tap into one of the UK's biggest markets - the boating and leisure industry. The task is simple - pick the right products and sell them at Poole Harbour Boat Show.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time Topical debate from Stirling.

11.45 This Week Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo and guests.

12.30am The Apprentice 1.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball serves up more backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Antonio Carluccio and Gennaro Contaldo. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. T 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Marcus Wareing, Monica Galetti and Gregg Wallace team up to search for the country's next culinary superstar.

9.00 Close To The Enemy See highlights.

10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired Rhod is joined this week by three special guest panellists as they take an entertaining and insightful inside look at this year's business hopefuls and meet the latest candidate to be fired.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.15 Black And British: A Forgotten History In the second part of his four-part series, historian David Olusoga explores the business of slavery.

12.15am America's Most Hated President? 12.45 Imagine... The Seven Killings Of Marlon James

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Rebecca seizes an opportunity.

7.30 Why Can't Britain Sleep?: Tonight As a new health study claims that the British are the worst sleepers in the world, Fiona Foster investigates the consequences of sleep deprivation – and finds out what can be done to ensure a good night's rest.

8.00 Emmerdale Will Lachlan confess everything? Liv hatches a plan.

8.30 Coronation Street Michael plans to topple Phelan. The Barlows get to know each other.

9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Their celebrity lifestyles are a distant memory as the jungle throws yet more surprises at the unsuspecting campmates. Ant and Dec reveal all the latest goings on in camp.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.35 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Last Word Political show with MPs and other guests looking at the big stories in the region.

11.15 Murder, She Wrote More murder mystery and cunning sleuthing.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Why Can't Britain Sleep? 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.15am My Life In Books 6.45 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.30 Just Good Friends 2.00 Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cindy is delighted when a familiar face returns to the village.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo Documentary series.

9.00 Grand Designs: House Of The Year Presented by Kevin McCloud, this four-part series explores some of Britain's most contemporary and cutting edge homes, all of them in the running for the prestigious Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) House of the Year Award 2016. In this first episode, Kevin is joined by Damion Burrows and Zac Monro to examine the five amazing country homes on the long-list.

10.00 60 Days In Jail US documentary series in which Sheriff Jamey Noel of Clark County, Indiana, sends seven innocent volunteers into his jail as undercover inmates. Zac, who is a marine; police officer Tami; Robert, a teacher; and stay-at-home mum Barbra are the first participants to enter the jail out of the seven regular, non-criminal, average Americans who will attempt to stay there for 60 days.

10.55 24 Hours In A&E 12.00am Random Acts 12.30 Gogglebox 1.25 FILM: Mary Kom (2014) 3.25 Unreported World 3.50 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Wedding Town

Channel Five

6.00am - 7.05am Childrens television 7.20 Thomas &Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig (x2) 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 Traffic Cops 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Christmas Kiss (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate gives Billie until the end of the day to tell VJ the truth about the baby, but his ultimatum is too much to bear and she is rushed back into hospital.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The UK's Strongest Man 2016 Quarter-Final Highlights from Belfast as the UK's strongest men, including the reigning champion Eddie Hall, come together for the first of three days of competition in a bid to win this year's title. Tests include Duck Walk, Pole Push Wrestling and a 150Kg Giant Log Press.

8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain's feuding neighbours. A mature student suffers when the woman downstairs turns her flat into a 24/7 party house.

9.00 Jack Taylor: Blood Cross Cross. Crime drama series set in rural Ireland. Misplaced passions come to the fore when a young man is found crucified. Joined by eager new assistant Darragh, Jack learns that the victim's brother had been implicated in the death of a woman, and now her family are out for revenge on a biblical scale.

11.00 Medical Mysteries The Incredible Shaking Woman 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 House Doctor 4.00 Fire Starter: Caught In The Act 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 DC's Legends Of Tomorrow. See highlights.

9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 An Idiot Abroad (x2) 12.00am Tough Nuts: Australia's Hardest Criminals

7.30pm The Sky At Night 8.00 Volcano: Dangerous Earth 8.30 Hive Minds Ortographobes v Prime.

9.00 Bob And Roberta's Excellent Protest Adventure 10.00 Wild Burma: Nature's Lost Kingdom 11.00 The Incredible Human Journey 12.00am Horizon: Is Your Brain Male Or Female?

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.15 You've Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.30 You've Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp

12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am Inspector Morse

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2)9.00 FILM: Magic Mike (2012) 11.15 Tattoo Fixers 12.20am The Big Bang Theory (x3)

11.20am FILM: Lady From Shanghai (1947) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Great Canal Journeys 10.00 999: What's Your Emergency?

11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am FILM: Aces High (1977) 1.20pm FILM: The Long Gray Line (1955) 4.15 FILM: The Tall Men (1955) 6.55 FILM: Moonrise Kingdom (2012) 9.00 FILM: Thor (2011) 11.15 FILM: Immortals (2011) 1.25am FILM: The Reader (2008) 3.50 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Librarian 2: Return To King Solomon's Mines (2006) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 Bitten 10.00 The Exorcist 11.00 FILM: Quarantine 2: Terminal (2010) 12.50am Bitten

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FRIDAY 18 Children In Need 2016 BBC1, 7.30pm Tess Daly and Greg James play host for Pudsey bear, with heaps of special performances and treats – not least of which is an exclusive looks at the Doctor Who Christmas special, a kids’ edition of Would I Lie To You, help from Great British Bake Off’s Mel and Sue, a Team GB Strictly Come Dancing – and heaps more.

The Last Leg Channel 4, 10pm We live in times of change and –as William Shakespeare, Margaret Thatcher and Lord Haw-Haw will attest – it’s the fools and satirists that shine a light upon politics to give us a new perspective. No pressure then Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and guest David Walliams...

I’m A Celebrity... Extra Camp ITV2, 10.30pm Creepy crawlies in the bunks, tantrums in the showers, or even just who’s stubbed their toe in the latrine – if it’s happened Joe Swash, Stacey Solomon, Chris Ramsay (pictured) and Vicky Pattison are here to let you know all the details. The inside scoop that couldn’t find room in the main show.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Man From Tangier (1957) 7.20 The Westerner (1962) 7.50 Steel Key (1961) 9.15 Danger By My Side (1963) 10.30 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.00 Scarlet Street (1945) 1.05pm BFI: Elizabethan Express 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 Cone of Silence (1960) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 The 1916 Easter Risin 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Lewes Loves 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records.

9.00 Noise Reel Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show keeping you plugged into the news, gossip and live scene on the south coast.

9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff introduce archive footage from Architects, Alan Vega, Gong, and Edwyn Collins.

10.00 Vibrations 10.30 Sounding Out 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am How It Is 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

BBC1

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

7.30 Children In Need 2016 See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.40 Children In Need 2016 Marvin and Rochelle Humes co-host as the evening of fun and fundraising continues, with a performance from girl group Little Mix. There is an exclusive sneak peak of the Call the Midwife Christmas special, plus Swedish singing sensation Zara Larsson performs live in the studio.

There is a comedy dance performance from the cast of Citizen Khan and comedian Russell Kane. The Aladdin cast return for another special performance, and Busted perform live in the studio. You can make donations by phoning 0345 7 33 22 33 (standard geographic charges from landlines and mobiles will apply) or by credit or debit card and via the website bbc.co.uk/Pudsey. Donations can also be made at most banks, building societies and post offices, or by sending a cheque, payable to BBC Children in Need, to BBC Children in Need, PO Box 648, Salford, M5 0LB. 1.00am Children In Need Rocks 2.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.35 BBC News

6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents the one-hour Friday show.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Jim Moir and Nancy Sorrell.

Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 Mastermind Four more contenders brave the black chair with John Humphrys asking the questions in the classic quiz. The subjects are EastEnders, Puccini, Bill Shankly and the Battle of Trafalgar.

8.30 Coastal Path Five-part series in which explorer Paul Rose walks along the 630 miles of the South West Coast Path.

9.00 Rick Stein's Long Weekends Copenhagen. Rick Stein visits the home of new Nordic cuisine Copenhagen - where groundbreaking chefs create artful dishes and religiously stick to seasonal Danish ingredients.

10.00 Children In Need 2016 The Children in Need entertainment feast switches over to BBC Two for a show packed with music featuring Michael Buble, Take That, Ellie Goulding, Shane Richie, Tony Hadley, Gregory Porter and Olly Murs.

10.40 Newsnight 11.15 Close To The Enemy Drama.

12.15am Later... Sound Of Black Britain: Groove & Grime 1.15 Question Time 2.15 Unarmed Black Male

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona is shocked

by Paddy's actions. Chrissie is desperate to help Lachlan. Megan is left reeling.

7.30 Coronation Street Michael cracks the case. Adam makes his mark on the street.

8.00 Countrywise: Guide To Britain Ben Fogle travels to Cornwall and the lsles of Scilly in search of the enigmatic blue shark. Liz Bonnin is in Dorset, where she samples some local gin and finds out just how this spirit is a true taste of the countryside. At Ravenseat Farm in Yorkshire, shepherdess Amanda Owen and her nine children prepare to head off to auction to sell their lambs.

8.30 Coronation Street Michael is in grave danger. Tracy has mixed feelings about Adam. Cathy springs a surprise on a stressed Roy. 9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec round up all the latest news from camp, before heading down to meet the celebs for this year's live Bushtucker Trial.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 11.00 ITV News Meridian 11.15 FILM: Carry On Jack (1963) Costume comedy with the Carry On team.

1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.15am My Life In Books 6.45 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Just Good Friends 1.30 Just Good Friends 2.00 Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks When a clue about the disappearance of the Osbornes emerges, who will get there first?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Tania Rashid and director Simon Rawles are in South Africa to investigate why there is such a demand for skin bleaching products in the Rainbow Nation.

8.00 Jamie's Super Food Jamie's search for super food inspiration takes him to South Korea, where he sees how the mighty sesame seed has a huge presence in local cuisine.

8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover the truth about our food. Jimmy's off to Israel on the trail of the elusive fresh date.

9.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

10.00 The Last Leg See highlights.

11.05 First Dates Dating reality series.

12.10am Drifters 0.45 Married At First Sight 1.40 FILM: Playing For Keeps (2008) 3.25 The Windsors 3.50 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade 4.20 Location, Location, Location 5.15 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.50 Close

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6.00am -7.05am Childrens television 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig (x2) 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Road To Christmas (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away The Morgans are divided over Decker's deteriorating condition and squabble over the best course of action to ensure safety for their family.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series.

8.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles York. Part-dramatised history series. In medieval England, the North was ruled from York. Dan Jones explores the history of its castle, from the Viking Jorvik and the Normans, through the dark days of the anti-Jewish pogrom and the imprisonment of the Knights Templar.

9.00 Britain's Greatest Bridges The Tyne Bridge. Documentary series.

Engineer Rob Bell tells the story of the design and construction of six of Britain's most iconic bridges. Built partly as a lifeline to keep shipbuilders employed and their skills alive during the dark days of the 1920s recession, the Tyne Bridge is not just an icon to Geordies.

10.00 Live Boxing Boxing coverage in which George Groves defends his WBA International super middleweight title against Germany's Eduard Gutknecht at the SSE Arena, Wembley.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 House Doctor 4.00 That's So 1985 4.50 HouseBusters 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Harry Hill's TeaTime 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 An Idiot Abroad (x2) 11.00 FILM: Freddy Vs Jason (2003) 12.50am Most Shocking Criminals Out Of Control

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 8.45 Pop Go The Sixties (x3) 9.00 Prince: A Purple Reign 10.00 Disco At The BBC 11.00 The Genius Of Funk 12.35am Prince: A Purple Reign 1.35 Disco At The BBC 2.35 The Genius Of Funk 5.30 Close

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 100% You've Been Framed!

8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x3) 10.30 I'm A Celebrity...

Extra Camp. See highlights.

11.35 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am American Dad!

11.05am Murder, She Wrote 12.05pm Wycliffe 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am Inspector Morse

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 FILM: The Day After Tomorrow (2004) 10.25 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.20 Tattoo Fixers 12.25am Rude Tube

10.45am FILM: The War Lord (1965) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 999: What's Your Emergency? 10.00 FILM: Lawless (2012) 12.20am Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The China Syndrome (1979) 1.35pm Father Goose (1964) 4.05 The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 6.40 Water For Elephants (2011) 9.00 RIPD (2013) 11.05 Wanted (2008) 1.10am House Of Flying Daggers (2004) 3.35 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Librarian 3: The Curse Of The Judas Chalice (2008) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) 11.50 The Exorcist 12.50am FILM: Death Proof (2007)

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SATURDAY 19 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show BBC1, 8.10pm The funny floppy-haired chap is back with more of his Saturday family entertainment fun, including music from Ellie Goulding, a number from West End musical School Of Rock, and more. Plus old favourite Celebrity Send To All sees Michael hijack Olly Murs’ phone.

The Unexplained Latest TV, 9pm Embrace the proper autumn nights, gather round the fireplace-substitute-televisionset, and tuck in to a collection of spooky ghost stories and tales of the eerily unusual delivered with aplomb by scary storyteller extraordinaire Graham Sutherland. You’ll be noticing every bump in the night.

Scorpion ITV2, 8.25pm It’s never straightforward with this team, but then maybe that’s why they’re the geniuses. A gang of ne’er-do-wells have stolen a rare gem from an exhibit in LA’s Natural History Museum, and it’s not just because it’s all shiny.

Apparently materials can be extracted to enrich a nuclear bomb. Get the clever-clogs on it.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Freedom To Die (1961) 7.15 Man on the Eiffel Tower (1949) 9.10 Barbary Coast (1935) 11.00 You're Only Young Twice (1952) 12.40pm River Beat (1954) 2.05 The Cowboy & The Lady (1938) 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Latest In Lewes A programme about the Latest weekly events in Lewes.

7.00 British Wrestling Weekly 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Under The Radar When Funk Is A Bit Punk. Paul and Jeff introduce Nucomme, Black Merda, JC Brook, and Aaron Neville.

9.00 The Unexplained See highlights.

9.30 Bloody Mary Holly Taylor stars in Darren Chadwick-Hussein's horror comedy drama and loving reference to British horror and folklore.

10.00 StageUp Unplugged A showcase of the best local talent.

10.30 Red Rooster 2016 10.45 Red Rooster 2016 11.00 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live!

11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Latest In Lewes 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 Live At The Latest 4.30 The Bassment 5.00 Urban Expression 5.30 Scotland's City Safari

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm Football Focus 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Rugby Union: Wales V Japan 4.30 Final Score 5.25 BBC News 5.35 South East Today 5.45 Children In Need - The Best Bits

6.55 Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman invite viewers to join them for a memorable show at the historic Blackpool Tower Ballroom as the remaining seven celebrities battle it out on the worldfamous dance floor. The show opens with a special Strictly performance from the professional dancers and celebrities, inspired by Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. Voting lines open at the end of the show.

8.10 Michael McIntyre's Big Show See highlights.

9.10 Casualty About My Mother. An undercover inspection pits the doctors against the nurses, as Connie struggles to come to terms with Grace's condition.

10.00 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws, presented by Kate Garraway. Special guest Alexander Armstrong pushes the Lotto button.

10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from Saturday's eight Premier League games, including Manchester United v Arsenal, Sunderland v Hull, Crystal Palace v Manchester City, and Everton v Swansea.

12.00am Asian Provocateur: Mum's American Dream 12.30 The NFL Show 1.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.35am FILM: The Tuttles Of Tahiti (1942) 8.05 FILM: Letter From An Unknown Woman (1948) 9.30 Joan Fontaine: Talking Pictures 10.00 Secret Britain 11.00 Bearwalker Of The Northwoods: Natural World 12.00pm The Good Cook 12.30 The Best Dishes Ever 1.00 Hairy Bikers' Best Of British 2.00 Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals Semi-Finals 4.30 Rugby Union: Scotland V Argentina 7.10 Rugby Union: England V Fiji Highlights Lee Mckenzie presents highlights of the best action from Twickenham.

8.10 Coastal Path Five-part series in which Paul Rose walks along the South West Coast Path.

8.40 Dad's Army Classic wartime sitcom.

9.10 Sold! Inside The World's Biggest Auction House Two-part series lifting the lid on the secretive and private world of Christie's, the world's largest auction house. From London to Dubai, from New York to Hong Kong, we meet a plethora of auction 'insiders', movers and shakers from key art markets and go behind the scenes to reveal the people who keep the wheels of the huge enterprise in motion.

10.10 Artsnight: What Has The Turner Prize Ever Done For Us? Critic and broadcaster Waldemar Januszczak looks back over three decades of critical acclaim, public outcry and artistic controversy, hearing from the winners, nominees and judges to find out what the history of the prize can tell us about our relationship to the relevance and purpose of contemporary art.

10.45 FILM: Boyz N The Hood (1991) Starring Cuba Gooding Jr, Larry Fishburne. Urban drama 12.30am FILM: Dirty Pretty Things (2002)

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6.00am Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids (x2) 6.20 Dino Dan 6.45 Sooty 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Super 4 7.15 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 11.20 Wild Australia With Ray Mears 11.50 Judge Rinder 12.50pm ITV News 1.00 Cash Trapped 1.55 This Time Next Year 2.55 Big Star's Little Star 4.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 4.25 The Chase 5.30 ITV News 6.00 Tipping Point Lucky Stars Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which three celebrities take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning £20,000 for charity.

7.00 Meet The Parents Holly Willoughby puts the love lives of more singletons in the hands of the people that know them best - their parents.

8.00 The X Factor Dermot O'Leary hosts the singing competition as the final handful of contestants perform live in the studio for the seventh time. As the final draws nearer and judges Louis, Sharon, Nicole and Simon take their places on the panel, the remaining groups, girls, boys and over-25s will be feeling the pressure as they tackle this week's randomly selected theme.

9.25 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Almost a week into their jungle experience, which of the celebs are pulling their weight in camp and who is having an easy ride? Ant and Dec round up all the latest goings-on from down under.

10.25 ITV News; Weather 10.40 FILM: American Gangster (2007) Starring Russell Crowe, Denzel Washingto,n Chiwetel Ejiofor, Cuba Gooding Jr, Josh Brolin and Ted Levine. Oscar-nominated drama based on a true story.

1.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.10am Gillette World Sport 6.35 Motorbike Racing: Sunflower Trophy 2016 7.35 Frasier 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 Deal Or No Deal 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Jamie's Super Food 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 China: Between Clouds And Dreams From Death Comes Life. A series of five intimate films that follow the everyday lives of people across China.

8.00 Britain At Low Tide Tori Herridge and Alex Langlands explore Britain's coastal archaeology to reveal stories from our extraordinary maritime, industrial and natural history. In Northumberland, Tori and Alex investigate the tragic story of a French fishing trawler that was wrecked in 1913.

9.00 FILM: A Good Day To Die Hard (2013) Starring Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Yuliya Snigir.

Ageing but still indestructible New York cop John McClane returns. This time John heads to Russia to help his estranged son Jack, who is in jail held on an assassination charge. No sooner does John arrived in Moscow than Jack escapes in a flurry of explosions and with political prisoner Yuri Komarov in tow.

11.00 The Rolling Stones: Ole Ole Ole! A Trip Across Latin America Documentary following The Rolling Stones' tour of early 2016 through 10 Latin American cities.

1.05am FILM: Side Effects (2013) 2.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.55 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.00 Deal Or No Deal

Channel 5

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Seaside Antics 7.10 Fireman Sam 7.25 Pip Ahoy! 7.40 Little Princess 7.55 Paw Patrol 8.15 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.40 Noddy In Toyland 9.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.10 Shimmer And Shine 9.35 Peppa Pig (x2) 9.55 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 10.10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.45 House Doctor 11.45 FILM: Married By Christmas (2016) 1.30pm FILM: Christmas Child (2004) 3.25 FILM: Christmas In Conway (2013) 5.20 FILM: The Christmas Spirit (2013) 6.20 5 News Weekend 6.25 FILM: The Christmas Spirit (2013) Starring Nicollette Sheridan, Bart Johnson, Olympia Dukakis.

Charlotte Hart drives over to question a developer about a project but is involved in a car accident and wakes up to realise that her body is in a coma, but her spirit is still very much awake.

7.10 NCIS Crime drama series. The NCIS team become targets of female mobster Paloma Reynosa.

8.00 NCIS: New Orleans Drama series. A navy culinary specialist on shore leave is the target of an explosion while she is visiting her family's historic restaurant in the French Quarter.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football On 5: The Championship 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented

by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave.

10.30 That's So... 1982 Entertainment series that looks back on different years from the 1980s via the news, pop and TV archives.

11.30 Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera comedy show 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 FILM: National Security (2003) 4.40 Access 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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11.30am Futurama (x5) 2.00 Modern Family (x4) 4.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 4.30 Yonderland 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 FILM: White Noise 2: The Light (2007) 11.55 Arrow 1.45am Stan Lee's Lucky Man

7.00pm India's Frontier Railways 8.00 Penny Blacks And Twopenny Blues: How Britain Got Stuck On Stamps 9.00 Deep Water.

9.50 Deep Water 10.45 The Undiscovered Peter Cook 11.45 Neil Diamond: Radio 2 Electric Prom 12.50am ...Sings Neil Diamond 1.20 Top Of The Pops: 1982 1.55 John Denver: Country Boy

5.00pm I'm A Celebrity...

Get Me Out Of Here! 6.30 FILM: Jack And Jill (2011) 7.30 FYI Daily 7.30 FILM: Jack And Jill (2011) 8.25 Scorpion. See highlights.

9.25 The Xtra Factor Live 9.55 Family Guy 10.25 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 1.25 Family Guy (x2) 12.25am American Dad! (x2)

10.20am FILM: Black Beauty (1994) 12.05pm Columbo: A Deadly State Of Mind 1.45 FILM: The Queen (2006) 2.40 FYI Daily 2.45 FILM: The Queen (2006) 3.50 Agatha Christie's Marple 5.55 A Touch Of Frost 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Endeavour 11.00 Lewis 1.00am Wycliffe

11.30am Black-ish (x2) 12.30pm The Goldbergs (x4) 2.30 FILM: Scrooged (1988) 4.30 FILM: Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (2011) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 8.00 8.00 FILM: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (2011) 10.00 Gogglebox 11.05 Tattoo Fixers 12.10am Rude Tube 1.20 The Inbetweeners

11.00am Tiny House Nation 1.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 Tony Robinson Down Under 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 Father Ted (x2) 11.55 It Was Alright In The 1980s 1.00am Very British Problems 2.00 Tony Robinson Down Under

11.00am FILM: Winchester '73 (1950) 1.00pm FILM: ParaNorman (2012) 2.50 FILM: Short Circuit 2 (1988) 5.05 FILM: Big (1988) 7.10 FILM: Just Married (2003) 9.00 FILM: Super 8 (2011) 11.15 FILM: I, Frankenstein (2014) 1.00am FILM: The Raid (2011) 3.10 Teleshopping

11.00am The Librarians (x10) 9.00 FILM: Total Recall (1990) 11.10 FILM: Strange Days (1995) 2.10am FILM: Quarantine 2: Terminal (2010) 4.00 FILM: Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark (2014)

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SUNDAY 20 Planet Earth II BBC1, 8pm This is what chilly Sunday evenings were made for. Sir David Attenborough presents this visually stunning wildlife series, turning its focus on jungles this week. From flooded forests with jaguars, and strange dolphins that swim among the treetops, to ninja frogs that fight off wasps.

It’s a wonder of a world.

Frankie Boyle’s American Autopsy BBC2, 10.30pm Frankie Boyle’s not known for being a shrinking violet when it comes to politics, so this live recording with guest comics and experts joining him for discussion, promises an intelligent and engaging attempt to make sense of the recent election. No punches pulled.

Storyville: Executed By ISIS – The James Foley Story BBC4, 10pm Telling the story of how young journalist James ‘Jim’ Foley came to be the first American to be executed by ISIS, this documents his life, talking to his family, friends, colleagues and to former hostages – giving a chilling perspective. Made with unparalleled access.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Way Of Youth (1934) 7.20 Price of Silence (1959) 8.55 Dilemma (1962) 10.15 A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Sq (1979) 12.25pm The Real Glory (1939) 2.30 House Across the Lake (1954) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 You Make It, We Show It! 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun: The Experts

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news around Brighton and beyond.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the comings and goings in the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica Jason and Jessica react to music videos, without the music.

9.00 Community Gardens Documentary series on community gardens around Belfast with Caroline Magowan.

9.15 Community Gardens 9.30 A Day In The Life Documentary. Spend a day at a busy Nottingham vets.

10.00 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge.

10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 Soundcheck 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 How It Is 2.00 Soundcheck 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 Under The Radar 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00am Breakfast 7.25 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.15 BBC News 1.30 Songs Of Praise 2.05 Rugby League Four Nations Final 4.45 Planet Earth II 5.45 BBC News

6.05 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile Countryfile visits West Yorkshire, where Matt Baker meets the youngsters who have become RSPB rangers.

7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman welcome viewers to another exciting results show from the world-famous Blackpool Tower Ballroom.

8.00 Planet Earth II See highlights.

9.00 My Mother And Other Strangers Drama series following the Coyne family and their neighbours as they struggle to maintain a normal life after the US Army Air Force sets up camp in the middle of their rural Northern Irish parish in 1943. After receiving a book from Captain Dreyfuss, Rose makes a passionate stand for the people of Moybeg.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights from Sunday's Premier League game between Middlesbrough and Chelsea.

11.15 Sunny D Sitcom. It is Dad's 65th birthday, and Mum has organised a surprise party.

11.35 Getting High For God? Trip to the Mountains.

12.05am FILM: Once (2006) 1.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

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6.15am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.00 Glorious Gardens From Above 7.45 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 8.15 Carol Klein's Plant Odysseys 8.45 Countryfile 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.15 The Good Cook 11.45 Tom Kerridge's Proper Pub Food 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Rugby Union: England V Fiji Highlights 2.00 FILM: Dial M For Murder (1954) 3.45 Escape To The Continent 4.45 Heir Hunters 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Tennis: ATP World Tour Final Can Andy Murray win the end of season finale for the first time and will he finish as world number one?

Sue Barkers presents live coverage with commentary and analysis by Tim Henman and Andrew Castle.

9.00 Life And Death The Pentecostal Way With unprecedented access to the workings of a Pentecostal church in London, this one-off documentary in the Black & British season lifts the lid on a faith that is growing fast.

Featuring charismatic sermons, passionate worshipping, and the fullimmersion baptism of teenagers.

10.00 Black Is The New Black Exceptional figures from politics, business, sport, culture, religion and science share their insights into being black and British today, how they got where they are and their thoughts on what the future holds.

10.30 Frankie Boyle's American Autopsy See highlights.

1.10 QI XL Sandi Toksvig considers some noteworthy Noble Rot with Jeremy Clarkson, Sara Pascoe, Jason Manford and Alan Davies.

11.55 FILM: Eight Minutes Idle (2012) Starring Tom Hughes, Ophelia Lovibond. A call centre idler ends up living in the call centre where he works in this quirky adaptation of Matt Thorne's award-winning novel.

1.15am Countryfile 2.15 Holby City

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6.00am - 6.45am Childrens television 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Super 4 7.15 The Oddbods Show 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Gino's Italian Escape: Hidden Italy 11.25 Let's Do Christmas With Gino & Mel 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Chase 1.35 The X Factor 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy show which features fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras.

7.00 The Next Great Magician Series in which Stephen Mulhern and Rochelle Humes host a search for the world's next great magician.

8.00 The X Factor Results Dermot O'Leary hosts as the remaining groups and singers find out who is safe for another week.

9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! With no excuses now, every celebrity should have settled into camp life. But who will be next to face the Bushtucker Trial? Ant and Dec deliver the bad news to one of the celebs.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.20 Peston On Sunday Robert Peston and Allegra Stratton present a weekly political magazine show featuring a mix of big political interviews, topical guests, authors and a bit of satire.

11.20 Rugby: Aviva Premiership Highlights Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the best of the action from round eight of the Aviva Premiership Rugby season.

12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.40am Snowdonia Triathlon Festival 7.05 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.55 FILM: Inspector Gadget (1999) 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Simpsons 1.55 The Simpsons 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 FILM: The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader (2010) 5.05 FILM: The Aristocats (1970) 6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 0 To 60mph: Britain's Fastest Kids Documentary which follows three very different families whose young children are chasing the Formula 1 dream.

8.00 The Lost Lotus: Restoring A Race Car Philip Glenister and Ant Anstead restore a Lotus Elite – a classic of 1950s British motoring. Ant unearths a gem in Stoke – a unique green Elite that was the prototype model for the 100 production Elites that followed.

9.00 Humans Sci-fi drama series set in a world where humans co-exist with humanoids known as 'Synths'.

Mia and Ed get closer but their relationship is thrown into jeopardy when their secret is discovered.

10.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

11.05 FILM: Tower Heist (2011) Action comedy. The manager of a luxury block of flats learns one of his tenants has conned his staff out of their pensions. After hearing a rumour that the inhabitant has 20 million in cash in his penthouse, the workers decide to take revenge and steal it back.

1.05am The Last Leg 2.00 Flying To The Ends Of The Earth 2.55 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Wedding Town

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6.00am - 8.05am Childrens television Machines 8.30 Noddy In Toyland 8.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.05 Shimmer And Shine 9.25 Peppa Pig 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.45 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.30 Football On 5: The Championship 11.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush 12.00pm The Gadget Show 1.00 FILM: The Perfect Holiday (2007) 2.50 FILM: Window Wonderland (2013) 4.30 FILM: A Puppy For Christmas (2016) 5.30 5 News Weekend 5.35 FILM: A Puppy For Christmas (2016) 6.20 FILM: The Christmas Note (2015) Starring Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Leah Gibson, Dylan Kingwell, Jessie Fraser and Zachary Gulka. Having moved back to her hometown without her serviceman husband but with her young son, Gretchen finds her life in disarray as Christmas approaches.

7.10 5 News 7.15 FILM: The Christmas Note (2015) She’s still ooking!

8.00 Ice Road Truckers Hell Freezes Over. Reality series. As two rival companies pool their resources for a job on the frozen Hudson Bay, cracking ice sparks a fight for survival.

8.55 5 News 9.00 The Freddie Mercury Story: Who Wants To Live Forever? To commemorate the 25th anniversary of Freddie Mercury's tragic death, this part-dramatised documentary marks what would have been his 70th year 11.05 20 Moments That Rocked Pop Clip show looking at the stars, groups and events that have shaped popular music. From Madonna's controversial 'Like a Prayer' video to the impact of Live Aid. 12.35am That's So 1985 1.30 SuperCasino 3.10 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK 4.50 House Doctor 5.15 House Doctor 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm DRL: Ohio Crash Site (x2) 2.00 Modern Family (x6) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 6.30 Yonderland 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 The Force: Essex Back Up. 11.00 The Force: Manchester

7.00pm Yehudi Menuhin At The BBC 8.00 Young, Gifted And Classical: The Making Of A Maestro 9.00 Henry VIII's Enforcer: The Rise And Fall Of Thomas Cromwell 10.00 Storyville: Executed By ISIS - The James Foley Story. See highlights. 11.25 Nature's Wonderlands: Islands Of Evolution 12.25am Impact!

5.05 FILM: Yogi Bear (2010) 5.35 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 6.40 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 7.40 FYI Daily 7.45 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy (x2)

12.25pm A Touch Of Frost 2.25 Columbo: Playback 4.00 FILM: Forever Young (1992) 5.00 FYI Daily 5.05 FILM: Forever Young (1992) 6.05 Doc Martin 8.00 Lewis 10.00 A Mother's Son 11.05 A Mother's Son 12.05am Agatha Christie's Marple

12.00pm Made In Chelsea 1.00 FILM: Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) 3.15 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 3.30 The Goldbergs 4.00 The Goldbergs 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x9) 9.00 FILM: Unknown (2011) 11.20 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 0.25am The Inbetweeners 1.00 The Inbetweeners

9.25 Food Unwrapped 9.50 Tiny House Nation 10.50 Vet On The Hill 11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The World's Weirdest Weather 9.00 Hitler: The Rise And Fall 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.05 Sex Party Secrets

11.00am FILM: The Colditz Story (1954) 1.00pm FILM: Dear John (2010) 3.10 FILM: Dr Seuss' The Lorax (2012) 4.50 FILM: The Hound Of The Baskervilles (1959) 6.35 FILM: Snow White And The Huntsman (2012) 9.00 FILM: 47 Ronin (2013) 11.15 FILM: Machete Kills (2013)

12.00pm The Librarians 1.00 The Librarians 2.00 The Librarians 3.00 The Librarians (x3) 6.00 The Librarians 7.00 The Librarians 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: The Hitcher (2007) 11.00 FILM: Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012) 12.50am FILM: Zombie Shark (2015)

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MONDAY 21 The Last Miners BBC1, 9pm Just over 30 years after the Miners’ Strike this documentary follows the workers at Kellingley Colliery in North Yorkshire, the last deep mine in Britain, as it prepares to close. Dropping over 800 metres below ground, in temperatures that rise to 33 degrees, this is a rare opportunity to see the true conditions.

Two Doors Down BBC2, 10pm Series two of this comedy kicks off with Cathy and Colin returning froma luxury cruise – and they can’t wait to book another one.

They’re so keen they want the rest of the neighbourhood to go with them, which turns out not to be entirely altruistic. Christine’s flush though, after a PPI windfall, and being pushed to celebrate.

Murder, She Wrote ITV3, 7pm So Jessica is involved with a house that was reputedly owned

by Benedict Arnold. Who’s that?

Only an American Revolution general who defected to the British army, that’s who! No wonder he kept quiet confirming where he lived. Anyway, there’s a murder there. Who’d’ve guessed that? Best start hunting for clues.

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6.00am Double Confession (1950) 7.45 The Westerner (1962) 8.15 Fighting Champ (1932) 9.30 Dead End (1937) 11.20 HG Wells' Invisible Man (1958) 11.50 Three Steps in the Dark (1953) 1.05pm Glimpses 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 Lady Of Deceit (1947) 3.50 DW Griffith 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Ill Gotten Gains 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Britain: Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Coroner 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press with Dominic Ponsford.

7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. This week: Whitehawk vs Truro City.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

9.00 The Winery A tour of Italy's vineyards and wineries, taking in the pictureque villages of Tuscany, Italian recipes, and beautiful resorts.

9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen Top chef Jak O'Donnell and baker Eddie Boyle join forces to make more delicious dishes from the best Scottish ingredients.

10.00 Slime House TV 10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Scouse Pop 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Non-League Football Show 1.30 Noise Reel 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money.

8.00 EastEnders The Mitchell family rally round Phil as he receives an update on his condition.

8.30 Nursing Homes Undercover Panorama Panorama goes undercover in two nursing homes and finds evidence of cruelty and neglect.

9.00 The Last Miners See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 America's Hate Preachers Director Hannah Livingston spends six months tracking two of America's most radical Christian hate groups - a notorious pastor from Arizona who has been banned from the UK and a network of preachers who take their extremist message directly to the streets. This film shows how America's constitutional right to free speech allows these groups to spread homophobia and Islamophobia in an increasingly polarised and divided political climate.

11.30 Getting High For God? Second in a two-part immersive documentary series.

12.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.05 BBC News

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6.15am My Life In Books 6.45 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 7.30 Junior Bake 8.00 Animal Babies 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.05 Just Good Friends 1.35 Just Good Friends 2.05 Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em 2.45 Open All Hours 3.15 Jungle Atlantis 4.15 Earthflight 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball kicks off your weekly fix of Strictly action.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Zoe Ball and Ian Waite. Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 University Challenge The second round continues when two student teams make a bid to reach the quarter-final stage of the competition.

8.30 Only Connect Shutterbugs v Korfballers. Two teams of firstround winners return to fight for a place in round three.

9.00 Back In Time For Brixton Documentary following a family who give up their modern lives for one summer to experience what life was like for Caribbeans who immigrated to Britain in the postwar period.

Beginning in 1948, the year the Empire Windrush arrived at Tilbury and discharged its passengers.

10.00 Two Doors Down See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Life And Death With unprecedented access to the workings of a Pentecostal church in London, this one-off documentary in the Black & British season lifts the lid on a faith that is growing fast.

12.15am Black And British: A Forgotten History 1.15 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Pierce hits boiling point. Brenda begs Carly for help. Has Belle let the cat out the bag?

7.30 Coronation Street Phelan gets a nasty surprise. Brian gets to the heart of Roy's problem. Peter tries to solve Tracy's mystery.

8.00 Gino's Italian Escape: Hidden Italy Piedmont. Gino D'Acampo continues his series in the Italian sunshine, exploring the country as the locals know it.

8.30 Coronation Street Roy's silence speaks volumes. Tracy's suspicions turn to Daniel. Is Phelan's plan dead in the water?

9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! As the celebrities settle into their second week in the jungle, the competition is hotting up. Who is working hard for the good of camp and who is in it for themselves? Ant and Dec present the latest updates.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Agenda ITV News at Ten presenter Tom Bradby discusses the big issues of the week with four guests in front of a studio audience.

11.30 Fierce Indonesia Wildlife expert Steve Backshall goes in search of the fiercest animals on the planet.

0.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Jamie's Comfort Food 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Mac is furious when a surprise visitor comes to town.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Supershoppers Consumer programme.

8.30 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade Kate Quilton, Adam Pearson and Simon Rimmer reveal how customers can ensure that they get the best quality food and service at restaurants across the UK. 9.00 Our Guy In China Guy Martin reveals the unseen side of China's technological and manufacturing achievements. His adventure starts in Chongqing, the fastest growing city in the world, where he works in a factory to build his own electric motorbike.

10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant.

11.05 The Lie Detective Reality series.

11.55 60 Days In Jail First Timers.

US documentary series in which Sheriff Jamey Noel of Clark County, Indiana, sends seven innocent volunteers into his jail undercover.

12.50am Kids On The Edge: The Gender Clinic 1.45 Grand Designs Australia 2.45 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade 3.15 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am - 6.40am Childrens television 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy!

7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: A Country Christmas Story (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brody finally learns the shocking truth about his parents from Decker.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 FIA World Rally Championship Highlights John Desborough presents highlights from round 13 of this year's FIA World Rally Championship from Australia.

8.00 All New Traffic Cops Actionpacked documentary series.

9.00 Chris Tarrant's Extreme Railway Journeys Trans-Caucasus Railway. Documentary series in which Chris Tarrant explores the world's most extreme railway lines. Chris travels on the historically Soviet Trans-Caucasus Railway, beginning in the Azerbaijani city of Baku before exploring the Geogian capital Tbilisi's vintage metro system.

10.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of High Court enforcement agents. A debtor in denial gets physical, a hairdresser breaks down and a daughter refuses to pay for her mum's funeral.

11.05 FILM: From Hell (2001) Starring Johnny Depp, Heather Graham, Ian Holm, Robbie Coltrane.

Gripping, atmospheric chiller.

1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 World's Most Pampered Pets 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 Trollied 9.30 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 3 10.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 11.00 The Force: Essex Back Up 12.00am Air Ambulance ER

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I 8.00 Monkey Planet 9.00 Infested! Living With Parasites 10.00 Photographing Africa 11.00 The First World War Revolution 11.50 Dan Cruickshank's Adventures In Architecture 12.50am Visions Of The Valleys

2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You've Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.00am The Cleveland Show

1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart 4.20 Man About The House 4.55 You're Only Young Twice 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote. See highlights.

8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.05 Blue Murder 12.40am Inspector Morse

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.20am FILM: Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am FILM: Black Narcissus (1946) 1.10pm FILM: Ride Lonesome (1959) 2.40 FILM: Crash Dive (1943) 4.50 FILM: Carry On Cabby (1963) 6.40 FILM: Mission: Impossible II (2000) 9.00 FILM: The Babadook (2014) 10.50 FILM: Odd Thomas (2013) 12.40am FILM: Neds (2010)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Asteroid Vs Earth (2014) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: The Librarian: Quest For The Spear (2004) 11.00 The Librarians 12.00am FILM: Toxin (2015) 1.50 Star Trek: Voyager

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