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LIVER BIRD Lyn Paul stars in Willy Russell’s heartbreaking classic Blood Brothers at the Theatre Royal Brighton Page 7

JOSH WIDDICOMBE INTERVIEW Last Leg to sitcom star WIN DVDS ITV’s The Level series 1

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CAT TALES/ONLY IN BRIGHTON Twinkle shines as this week’s adorable kitty; The Disco Bunny strikes again!

BLOOD BROTHERS

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The wildly successful epic tale of Liverpool life visits Theatre Royal Brighton

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Nangle reckons everyone deserves a bobble hat; Andrew Kay ushers in cold season

JOSH WIDDICOMBE INTERVIEW Sitcom star, popular panelists, and acclaimed stand­up comedian

HOT LIST Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS What’s on for stage, comedy, art & music – plus the chart

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ritten by Gaby Chiappe (Vera, Lark Rise to Candleford) and Alexander Perrin (Leonardo,& Shetland), and produced by BAFTA winning Hillbilly Television (Downton Abbey, Second Coming), this gripping Brighton­set six­part detective drama arrives on DVD on 14 November 2016.

Detective Sergeant Nancy Devlin (Karla Crome) has a secret double life. Her exemplary police career masks a covert attachment to shady businessman and drugs trafficker, Frank Le Saux (Philip Glenister), who she is inextricably linked to from childhood, as the father of her best friend, Hayley (Laura Haddock), and the father figure she herself craved.

Nancy has been playing a dangerous game to ensure that Frank always remains off the police radar, but she soon finds herself at the centre of an investigation which puts her at risk of exposure and sees her stalked by a killer intent on destroying her. Nancy’s complicated love life and relationships with colleagues creates further tension as she doesn’t know who she can trust... literally with her life.

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CAT TALES > Twinkle, twinkle, little star

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n this week’s Cat Tales, Latest TV’s channel manager, Erik Selby, shares his story about his landlady’s cat Twinkle...

“Hello world, meet Twinkle. For those of you that are lucky enough to follow me on Twitter and Instagram, or have the joy of being my friend on Facebook, will I’m sure be fully aware of my love for cats!

“OK, so Twinkle isn’t technically my cat; she is my landlady's adorable, dainty, youthful looking, old cat. A black and white, who can only be described as beautiful.

“Twinkle struts around the house demanding attention, often mistaken for wanting food, head butting you until you give in to the kitty hypnosis techniques and let her moult her jet black fur all over your lovely clean cream bed sheets!

“Let’s talk about photos: I’ve always taken snaps of pawed pussies, and Twinkle is no exception, there’s just one thing… she is a natural born poser! When I take photos of her, stood up like a majestic queen who owns the kitchen table, she knows what I’m doing. Twinkle realises that the slim black device I shove in front of her face is none other than a social ‘like’ grabbing moment capturer, that will draw friends to her home, ultimately bringing her even more food and attention!”

ONLY IN BRIGHTON > The Disco Bunny strikes again!

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ames Mortimer sent us his Only In Brighton moment: “I had the absolute privilege to spend a few hours with the The Disco Bunny. What an absolute legend he is and SUCH a nice guy. We spoke about his philosophy on life and how he likes to help people and give out love, which to be honest if we all did, the world would be a much better place.

“While we were chatting I noticed he had holes in his trainers from dancing so much… so I took him to get some new ones which totally made my day, obviously he had to do a handstand on North Street to show them off in true Disco Bunny style!”

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> The wildly successful epic tale of Liverpool life visits Theatre Royal Brighton

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he international smash hit musical Blood Brothers comes to Theatre Royal Brighton from Monday 28 November to Saturday 3 December. An additional matinee has been added on Wednesday to meet exceptionally high demand for tickets.

Lyn Paul returns to the iconic role she first played in 1997.

Lyn played Mrs Johnstone in the final West End performances at the Phoenix Theatre in 2012.

“ One of only three musicals ever to exceed 10,000 performances ” Lyn rose to fame in the early 1970s as a member of the New Seekers. She was the featured vocalist on their 1972 Eurovision Song Contest entry, Beg, Steal or Borrow, in which they came second and lead vocalist on the 1974 number one hit You Won’t Find Another Fool Like Me. Among the group’s other works, they recorded the song I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing, adapted from an advertising jingle for Coca Cola, which sold over 20 million copies and still remains one of the 100 best selling singles in the UK. Hailed as one of the best musicals of all time, Blood Brothers, written by award­winning playwright Willy Russell has triumphed across the globe. Scooping up no fewer than four awards for best musical in London and seven Tony Award nominations on Broadway, Blood Brothers is simply LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

unmissable and unbeatable. This epic tale of Liverpool life ran in London’s West End for 24 years and exceeded 10,000 performances. It is one of only three musicals ever to achieve that milestone.

Blood Brothers tells the captivating and moving story of twin boys separated at birth, only to be reunited by a twist of fate and a mother’s haunting secret. The memorable score includes A Bright New Day, Marilyn Monroe and the emotionally charged hit Tell Me It’s Not True.

When Mrs Johnstone, a young mother, is deserted by her husband and left to her own devices to provide for seven children she takes a job as a housekeeper in order to make ends meet.

It is not long before her brittle world crashes around her when she discovers herself to be pregnant yet again – this time with twins! In a moment of weakness and desperation, she enters a secret pact with her employer which leads inexorably to the show’s shattering climax. A sensational cast, incredible show stopping music, remarkable staging and five star performances make Blood Brothers an enthralling night of entertainment.

Willy Russell is undeniably one of this country’s leading contemporary dramatists. His countless credits include Educating Rita and Shirley Valentine. Educating Rita, originally commissioned by the Royal Shakespeare Company, enjoyed a two year run in the West End and was made into a movie starring Michael Caine and Julie Walters.

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> Don’t keep it under your hat

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t’s that time of year again. When we start arguing about whether it’s cold enough to put the heating on yet – or if, just because it was cold enough yesterday, does that mean it’s cold enough today? Autumn clothes are coming out, hats are for keeping you warm not just for stopping the sun getting in your eyes, and going out in the evening means definitely wearing a coat. It’s getting chilly. Which means it’s getting even chillier for those on living on the streets.

We’ve always had a prominent residency on the pavements of Brighton, and a few years ago I decided to start knitting bobble hats and giving them out to people huddled in doorways. My reasoning was that if you’re homeless something that’s a rarity is frivolity, the unnecessary, and a pom pom on the top of your head is just that. And it’s dang cold, so the attached hat might be a good thing to receive.

“ If you’re homeless something that’s a rarity is frivolity ” Last year funds were a bit tight for me so I started doing Hats For The Homeless, whenever I had a stall at a craft fair selling my other knitted wares. It’s an arrangement where you can buy a hat for yourself for the regular price, or you can pay the price of the wool alone (cheaper!) and choose a hat to go into a bag that I then deliver to a local homeless charity (Project Antifreeze, www.offthefence.org.uk/antifreeze). It worked pretty well and about two thirds of my hats went to the charity – with lots of different colours to choose from.

This year my friend is helping me make even more Hats For The Homeless, and we’re hoping every hat on the street will be warm and bobble­attired by Christmas. Stay warm.

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> Man flu

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've not got it, far from it and yes I do know the difference. Once you have had influenza proper you know that everything else is just a cold. And boy have I had a cold, a wheezing sneezing snotty monster of a cold that has been with me now for a few weeks and is showing no signs of abating.

The funny, or not so funny, thing about this cold is that rather than feeling unwell I simply feel inconvenienced. The sneezing and wheezing is a bore, it doesn't hurt and I have not had a bad head really, or a fever. But going out feeling like this is not pleasant for me or for my friends. Coughing fits are a nightmare at the theatre and in restaurants so that has made my usual social life somewhat depleted. I have been out but I'm not on top form and if I am honest I am enjoying staying home. It's certainly preferable being accused of having "man flu" by female friends and I am sorry to say that those accusations are nearly always made by women. I take it in good heart most of the time, I'm sure you don't really mean to dismiss all men who complain of feeling a little under the weather of being malingerers. Surely not!

Of course women are not solely to blame, there are men out there who only need to handle a packet of tissues to declare that they have flu. Come on boys, you're letting the side down.

But how do we know? Doctor’s surgeries are happy to suggest that a cold can be cured at home and does not require the attentions of your GP, but at what point do I seek medical attention? I'm not keen on taking antibiotics but after two weeks do I need them?

So far I have been medicating with vitamin C, fruit juice, paracetamol and Appleton's rum, the rum helps me sleep through the coughing fits, well that's my excuse.

I do not have flu and I do not have man flu, I have a cold that's all so leave me alone – or I'll give it to you!

“ Leave me alone – or I'll give it to you ”

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JOSH WIDDICOMBE > Sitcom star, popular panellist, and acclaimed stand­up comedian – Josh Widdicombe brings his latest considerations on the world to the Brighton Dome

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osh Widdicombe has a flourishing TV career. He co­presents the award­ winning C4 programme, The Last Leg, one of the most popular comedy shows on television. He has also made memorable appearances on Mock the Week, QI, Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You and The Jonathan Ross Show. In addition, he has written and starred his own sitcom, ‘JOSH’, which was broadcast on BBC3 last year, and returns for a highly anticipated second series this autumn.

Josh begins by underscoring how delighted he is to be

hours driving to tonight's venue, your day is prescribed.

You think, 'This is going to happen'. So you just sit there and chat because you can't do anything else. It's actually very stress­free."

So what subjects will Josh be addressing in ‘What Do I Do Now...’? "As a stand­up, you naturally talk about what's interesting you, so I'll be discussing what's annoying me right now.

"But I'll also be doing a lot about growing up in Devon in the 1990s. At my primary school, there were only four children in my year.

It was a very different

“ The fact that The Last Leg goes out live helps – that gives it a real energy. ” returning to the live comedy arena after a sustained period locked away in various TV studios. "I love stand­up," he beams. "I think of myself as a stand­up. It's not like a proper job, but it's what I do. Other things just happen to me, and they have all come out of my stand­up. It's good to remind myself why I ended up getting my own sitcom."

Josh adds that he relishes the whole process of touring. "I really like the lifestyle, and I really like travelling around the UK. It's a very pleasant way to see the country. It's really interesting to see where people come from and then talk to them about those places.

"It's also quite a meditative way to spend your time.

When you know you're going to be in a car for the next four

experience from a lot of other people's. So I'll be doing some comparing and contrasting with how I live now."

During the tour, BBC3 will be transmitting the second series of Josh's sitcom. The comedian explains that, "The main character is called Josh and it's based on me five years ago. It's me when I wasn't as successful and was living in a shared house. It's about the trials and tribulations of that.

"The sitcom Josh is not a success. He's single and frustrated with his life. He's a character who's trapped – that's what all sitcoms boil down to. I don't want to watch anyone else being successful, and I don't want to put viewers through that, either!"

The comedian is also

continuing with his other major TV project, The Last Leg, the much­loved topical comedy show which Josh co­ presents with Adam Hills and Alex Brooker.

Josh attempts to put his finger on why The Last Leg, which has grown in popularity since its initial short run during the London 2012 Paralympic Games, is so widely adored. "Why has it struck such a chord? It's a total fluke rather than a grand plan! We didn't plot a good way of making the show – we just stumbled across it!

"The chemistry between the three of us is obviously key. You can theorise as long as you want about why we click, but the truth is that some groups just work really well together & some don't.

“The fact that The Last Leg goes out live helps – that gives it a real energy. Also, for the last ten years, a lot of TV panel shows have looked the same, but The Last Leg feels very different."

Finally, Josh would like to convey a reassuring message to the people. "I don't draw any conclusions in this show. You won't learn anything about me or yourself.

But hopefully it'll be really funny. That's

the primary aim."

And it's one that Josh achieves quite brilliantly.

Josh Widdicombe: What Do I Do Now..., Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Saturday 12 November 2016, 8pm, £19

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Breeze Brasserie, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.

Bright and chilled, Breeze is situated on North Laine’s Trafalgar Street. Breeze’s atmosphere matches its name with friendly service and a stylish eclectic look with modern cafe seating, comfy banquettes and walls covered in fascinating clocks and mirrors. The menu is a bold combination of influences from around the globe, served in generous portions at very affordable prices, and the new lunchtime menu is packed with treats. www.breezebrasserie.co.uk | info@breezebrasserie.co.uk 98 Trafalgar St, Brighton and Hove, BN1 4ER | 01273 693377

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes.

Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday.

Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings.

The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99.

Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are an independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients.

Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Chilli Pickle

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style.

An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting.

17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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Async 2016 International Show and Tell – 9 Nov at 68 Middle Street, Brighton WorthingDigital - Social meetup – 10 Nov at The Corner House, Worthing Wired Sussex Breakfast Session: Creating a Great Workplace Culture – 24 Nov at The FuseBox, Brighton

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REVIEW

STAGE

> A Tale of Two Cities

Dick Barton

> And the Tango of Terror

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s this the thin end of the wedge? Will they be letting girls read the news next?

Are Rodger and Wilco safe? Can Jock return Daphne’s jewels and save her reputation?

Some, if not all, of these questions will be answered in the next exciting instalment of – Dick Barton, Special Agent” Dick Barton, hero of the BBC’s acclaimed 1940s wireless serial, is brought back to life in this, the third of Phil Willmott’s critically acclaimed and hugely successful series of musical comedies.

A ruthless Latin lothario has set his sights on the women of London. No gal is safe from his sultry seductions. Thank heavens that square­ jawed British hero, Barton, is on hand to save the dignity and diamonds of our dowagers and debutantes. But will the fancy footwork of this foreign fiend and the dreaded EFIL (Evil Foreigners in London) defeat Dick and his pals Jock and Snowy.

This joyful Christmas production promises to be a bit of a romp. It will be staged in the style of a 1940s Radio play; with the actors broadcasting as if from a BBC studio, but will also include lots of singing and dancing.

Director Gerry McCrudden recently directed

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‘How many Miles to Babylon?’ at the NVT as well as ‘The Winslow Boy’, ‘Hay Fever’ and ‘Dancing at Lughnasa’.

Gerry says “This is quite a departure from those shows and by coincidence some may see echoes of current national preoccupations but I could not possibly say!”.

New Venture Theatre’s production of ‘Dick Barton and The Tango of Terror’ runs from Thursday 1st – 10th December 2016 with matinee and evening performances on Saturdays 3rd and 10th December.

Evening performances: 7.45pm.

Matinee: Sat 3rd / Sun 4th and Sat 10th December at 2.30pm.

No evening performances on Sunday and Monday evenings.

Tickets can be purchased online at www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/EHJGEM for further details phone Box Office Information on 01273 746118. Ticket price: £9 Final Fri & Sat performances: £10 First Thurs & Tues nights: £8

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British hero, Barton, is on hand to save the dignity and diamonds of our dowagers and debutantes

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he idea of this Dickens being condensed to an evening of theatre breeds a fear that it would be crudely filleted – but this was far from the truth.

The heart of the novel is delivered with style and dramatic skill that stretches from the talented cast and direction to the brilliant setting, costumes, lighting and soundscape. The entire evening was gripping, moving and at times truly scary, there was a tangible sense of fear that had the audience rapt.

Full marks to the company who convincingly play multiple roles without ever being confusing. Great performances all round but a particular mention for Joseph Timms whose portrayal of Sydney Carton was captivatingly sleazy and finally deeply moving.

Theatre Royal Brighton 2 November, Andrew Kay ★★★★★

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> Crystal Fighters

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he core of London based internationalists Crystal Fighters is made up of singer Sebastian ‘Bast’ Pringle, guitar and txalaparta player Graham Dickson and multi­instrumentalist Gilbert Vierich. Following a gruelling tour schedule that followed the release of their second album, ‘Cave Rave’, they all took some much needed time out: to travel, find inspiration, and live life outside the bubble of being in a band.

And it’s reflected in their new album, ‘Everything Is My Family’.

“We travelled a lot more, writing for the album,” says Sebastian ‘Bast’ Pringle. “We took time off when we could, to go on longer trips. I spent some time researching and living in the jungles of Central America. Graham went to Peru, and various different places in Europe to write. It was more concentrated, and being alone a long time, writing to get the initial ideas. We spent a lot of time together on the road, and we felt we needed some time to experience life a bit, separate from the band, and then come back and record together. Last time it was quite a concentrated experience writing together.

“I lived in the Basque country, for six months, and then went to Central America for six months. We lived in tents or little huts, sitting around a camp fire, writing songs, and learning traditional songs from many cultures, which was a new approach for me. Normally I would be making beats on computers and adding little riffs. This was more about learning this body of work I had never heard before; Bolivian folk songs, Brazilian music, African songs...”

Despite theses newfound inspirations, Crystal Fighters music is a bit less folk, and more electronic and upbeat than ever, although the folk, and in particular, Basque influences, remain an integral part of their sound, a global and genre­mashing spirit that defines their music and philosophical outlooks.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Monday 14 Nov, 7pm, £17.50

“ I lived in the Basque

country, for six months ”

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> Two gig picks: melodic post­hardcore and sex & cross dressing in subversive opera

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ne exciting thing when listening to the brilliant ‘Imposter’ on IT IT ANITA’s Bandcamp page is that it sounds like Touché Amoré, who put on one of the best rock gigs that I’ve ever seen in Brighton There are more dirgy, noisier elements too, taking clear cues from Sonic Youth and Pavement.

“ Alcina bewitches young men with magic mushrooms ” The Belgian band played The Great Escape last year, plonking their drumkit in the middle of the crowd and the noisy and ferocious set was one of the most memorable of the weekend. ‘L'Invention Du Chien’ is a more feedback­focused drone song reminiscent of Boris with a poppier vocal not a million miles away from Death Cab for Cutie’s Ben Gibbard.

We can therefore expect a gig with multiple moods and tones to keep the atmosphere fresh and invigorating.

Later next week we have a psychedelic reimagining of Handel’s opera Alcina, translated into English. I saw Glyndebourne’s stunning Saul production last year and can’t wait to hear the ever­melodic Handel performed live by the exciting Brighton based opera company Opera Alumnus.

Saskia Wesnigk­Wood is directing this production, set in Mexico, 1965, which sees Alcina bewitch young men with magic mushrooms. The men are fleeing being drafted into the Vietnam War and witch­woman Alcina gets into some romantic scrapes that I won’t spoil here.

I’m hugely excited by this production: regular readers will know I love anything that tries to bridge the pop/classical divide, and sex and drugs might do the trick. Regardless, Handel’s music is always beautiful, and the tickets are astonishingly cheap to boot.

IT IT ANITA, Latest Music Bar, Tues 15 Nov, 7pm, £5 Alcina, St George’s Church, Thurs 17–Sat 19 Nov, 7.30pm, £12 LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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COMEDY

VICTORIA NANGLE > Diversity quota

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ne of the great things about the creatively adventurous comedy circuit in this country is the diversity of things to make us laugh.

Case in point is the rise and rise of The Boy With Tape On His Face, aka Tape Face as seen on America’s Got Talent semi­finals and all over YouTube this year. Before that, though, Sam Wills – as he’s less well known – had been performing in the UK, gathering awards and rave reviews for some years, at the forefront of the resurgence in clowning, silent comedy, and prop comedy with shows that resonated long after leaving the venue.

This week Tape Face is in town with a three night residency of his latest show, and with tickets going fast.

A local showcase of the bizarre and unusual in comedy is Gittins To Know You, a monthly

night hosted by anti­comedy hero Brian Gittins and with phenomenal headliners playing in a small safe space. This week top billing goes to Doc Brown, most recently seen on Dave’s Taskmaster, but will also have a mix of character and straight stand up support from Sussex and the south east. An underground gem, get on their mailing list for secret gig info before it’s announced.

Gittins To Know You, Thursday 10 November, Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, 7.30pm, £8; The Boy With Tape On His Face Is Tape Face, Thursday 10 – Saturday 12 November, The Old Market, 7.30pm, £15.50/13.50 Doc Brown

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h, I wish Patrick O’Donnell would put together a retrospective. Because of all the local artists we’ve encountered he surely is the master of reinvention. Well, until he does we’ll head to the Phoenix, where ‘Retreating Light’ showcases ink works that stem from Patrick’s current astronomical obsession.

Temperature and the chemical composition of bodies such as comets are denoted by specific hues radiating out from a white­hot centre as Patrick explores ‘subtractive colour’. He paints onto a white paper, using washes of ink to build up the images. Colours are created by subtracting parts of the spectrum to eliminate the visible white paper beneath. In contrast, the paintings start with a black canvas and build up a surface of colour and luminosity by layering films of paint over this. Until 11 December. www.artymagazines.com LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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> Applications now open for Brighton Pride Social Impact Fund

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> Digital Nation

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magine all the city TV stations covering stories from the bizarre to the wonderful across the UK. Now imagine all of the best stories combined into one cleverly edited, easy to watch entertainment show, broadcasting all the talent that the local TV industry has to offer. Well that’s exactly what Digital Nation is.

“ Our approach has been to re­invent

and update the model that was set by the popular Nationwide show ”

“Our approach has been to re­invent and update the model that was set by the popular ‘Nationwide’ show back in the ‘70s and ‘80s. It’s a fast­moving magazine show, aimed at a modern audience, delivering stories to stimulate and entertain viewers, in watchable bite­sized chunks.” said Angi Mariani, series producer.

Digital Nation is part of an ongoing partnership with the BBC: all of the city TV stations work closely with the BBC, who broadcast the programme every week on iPlayer. It’s a great way to get all of the amazing local content out to the UK, reaching hundreds of thousands of viewers on the local TV stations broadcasting on Freeview 7, and also online with BBC’s excellent digital reach.

The range of content is so vast and amazing – from snow dogs in Brighton, to the ‘oldest gay in the village’, Digital Nation is a great opportunity for everyone to hear stories on TV, filmed and edited in a ‘second to none’ way.

You can watch new episodes of Digital Nation on Latest TV every Tuesday at 9pm – Freeview 7, Virgin 159, or via our website www.thelatest.co.uk, or even on iPlayer.

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ommunity groups are being invited to bid for a grant to put Pride into our city. For one weekend every year, the city is taken over by a sea of rainbows. From the parade watched by tens of thousands, through to the festival in Preston Park, through to the street party in St James' Street, the whole city comes together to mark the LGBT celebration.

Now, community groups are being invited to bid for money raised from the event to ensure that the positive message of Pride has an impact on areas of Brighton and Hove all year round.

Paul Kemp, director of Brighton and Hove Pride, said: “Community fundraising is central to the purpose of Pride in Brighton and Hove. On top of our record breaking fundraising for the Rainbow Fund we are thrilled to be able to deliver small grants funding through the social impact fund to small grass roots community organisations that can help deliver a positive community impact to the wider community."

The Pride Social Impact Fund aims to support those groups or organisations which need a little helping hand in making a difference in their community. However big or small, the only criteria is that it will brighten up people's lives by the time Pride comes round again next year.

This year, up to £12,500 is available for groups to bid for.

Funding comes from contributions made by businesses within the St James' Street Party area. The application process for this year's fund is open now and bids will be considered by a panel made up of representatives from The Argus, BBC Sussex, Juice 107.2, Brighton and Hove Independent, Gscene, Latest magazine and Latest TV. Submissions should be a maximum of 400 words mapping out how the money will be spent and why the cause is deserving. Please note the maximum award will be £1,000.

There is no lower limit. There is no restriction on numbers of entries by individual groups. However, the emphasis is on supporting community and grassroots groups, rather than individuals.

Please submit by midday on November 30 by email to Bhsocialimpactfund@gmail.com LATEST TV | VIRGIN MEDIA 159 | FREEVIEW CHANNEL 7

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TUESDAY 8 From the Water’s Edge Latest TV, 9.30pm YouTube sensations Chris and Steve offer fishing tips with the aim of providing informative, interesting and – most importantly – entertaining angling news. It’s a new series, and with the rise of popularity in fishing shows it promises a captivating watch and an urge to get angling for your own catch of the day.

Election Night In America BBC1, 11.15pm So, this is what it’s all been leading up to. After months of campaigning, dirty tricks, satire and Saturday Night Live mock debates Katty Kay and Andrew Neil are live in Times Square with the American election results as they come in. Emily Maithlis has a giant touchscreen and a team of correspondents comment.

The Flash Sky1, 8pm Ever get the feeling that there’s only a certain amount of super powers to go around, in terms of variety? So this week just as Wells and Jesse return from Earth-2 a new meta who can control metal arrives to terrorise the city. Clearly nothing like a certain X-Men nemesis – this one’s a girl.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Blue Parrott (1954) 7.20 BFI: Elizabethan Express 7.45 The Westerner (1962) 8.15 Father and Son (1936) 9.35 They Who Dare (1954) 11.40 The Cowboy & The Lady (1938) 1.00pm Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (1977) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Dragons Fire 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Latest In Lewes

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Lights 7.00 Drop the Puck Gary 'Chopper' Lee and Dave Griffiths present ice hockey action from the English National League.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. Featuring the stories you may not normally see, whether quirky, comic or hard-hitting, prepare to learn more from our local TV channels.

9.30 From the Water's Edge See highlights.

10.00 Kick Out The Jams Compilation of the best of the stripped back, acoustic sessions from bands, solo performers, and guests.

10.30 Tramshed Sessions Join Maddie Jones for a series with up and coming singer songwriters.

11.00 Live At The Latest 12.00am Brighton Lights 12.30 Latest News 12.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.00 Brodian's Basement 2.00 Kick Out The Jams 2.30 Tramshed Sessions 3.00 Digital Nation 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Patrick offers his advice to Libby and Denise. Roxy attempts to impress Amy. 8.00 Holby City Guy’s plans for his much-anticipated Neurosurgical Unit are put in jeopardy when he makes a shocking discovery about Tristan Wood, the unit’s main benefactor.

Serena considers rekindling her romance with a smitten Robbie but, with Bernie in her thoughts, can she commit to happy-ever-after with him?

9.00 Ordinary Lies Drama following an ordinary group of colleagues and friends and the gradual unravelling of each individual’s lies and secrets, which at times brings them closer together and, on occasion, leads to life-shattering consequences. Forklift driver Wendy is always up for a laugh. But when her past catches up with her, she takes drastic measures to make sure her problem goes away for good.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts as three celebrities battle to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101. With guests Lee Mack, Dave Myers and Ruby Wax. 11.15 Election Night In America See highlights.

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball talks to the lucky couple who managed to avoid elimination at the weekend.

7.00 The Welsh Italians The first of a two-part documentary in which Merthyr-born Michela Chiappa explores the modern Welsh Italian community.

7.30 Extreme Wales With Richard Parks Richard Parks celebrates the Welsh Year of Adventure.

8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Marcus Wareing, Monica Galetti and Gregg Wallace team up to search for the country’s next culinary superstar.

9.00 The Choir: Gareth’s Best In Britain Gareth Malone launches his exciting singing contest to find Britain’s most entertaining amateur choir. This week, Gareth is looking for a group to represent Wales and the Midlands.

10.00 Live At The Apollo Sarah Millican is host, introducing rising comedy star Tom Allen and US comedian Arj Barker to the stage.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 NFL This Week The latest American football action from the NFL season.

12.05am Operation Gold Rush With Dan Snow 1.05 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 2.05 Sign Zone: The Victorian Slum

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Chrissie’s world falls apart.

7.30 Fishing Impossible Documentary series in which three fishermen travel the globe with the aim of landing fish that are considered impossible to catch. The lads are in Scotland, on the hunt for fish from the legendary wrecks of Scapa Flow. But it is the middle of winter, it is ice cold, the seas are rough and uninviting, and their target, the Ling, will be hiding deep in the wrecks. The boys have to work out how to get at them, and then how to catch them.

8.00 Midsomer Murders Art comes to the picturesque Midsomer village of Angel’s Rise with the opening of a new sculpture park. When its launch is marred by murder, DCI Barnaby and DS Nelson have to get creative if they are to crack a case where art imitates death, and everything has a deeper meaning.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Trump V Clinton: The Result Tom Bradby presents an ITV News special live from Washington DC as America decides who will be its next president. There are results from the key swing states as they happen and a chart of the winning candidate’s route to the White House.

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.45 The Housing Enforcers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 Claimed And Shamed 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 Coast: The Great Guide 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.45 Hi-de-Hi! 2.15 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.45 Open All Hours 3.15 The House That £100k Built 4.15 The Truth About Lions 5.15 Antiques Road Trip

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine is stunned by an unexpected offer, and Cindy swears to find the truth.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of 4-YearOlds Observational documentary series which follows three groups of children - aged four, five and six years - as they meet for the first time.

In this first episode, the four-yearolds take their first steps towards independence and social interaction.

9.00 Married At First Sight Documentary series which investigates whether science can help us fall in love.

10.00 Extreme Makeovers: On Fleek Extreme image lovers from around the UK showcase their beauty skills with some unique tutorials will fellow make-up fanatics be able to guess their final looks based on personality alone?

10.50 Tattoo Fixers Reality series in which tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK’s tattoo catastrophes.

11.50 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series.

12.50am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.45 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.10 Motorsport: Mini Challenge 2.40 Gillette World Sport 3.05 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.00 Location, Location, Location 5.00 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.50am Children’s television 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy!

7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Christmas Mix (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Justin intercepts Phoebe’s date and warns him that he will just be a rebound.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series.

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series following the vets and patients of Skeldale Veterinary Centre.

9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Documentary series. Ben Fogle meets people who have gone back to basics in remote parts of the world.

Ben joins a couple at the start of their ‘new lives in the wild’ in a two-room derelict farmhouse in rural Hungary that they bought from the internet without ever having visited the country before.

10.00 Pete Burns: The Last Interview An interview with the notorious singer and style icon recorded just before his death.

11.05 Pete Burns: Celeb Wedding Planner Dead or Alive singer Pete Burns and horse-racing pundit John McCririck team up to plan the nuptials of Astra and Anthony from Doncaster.

12.05am Tattoo Disasters: What Were You Inking? 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash. See highlights. 9.00 Air Ambulance ER 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00am An Idiot Abroad 2 1.00 Most Shocking Dangerous Drivers

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Elegance And Decadence: The Age Of The Regency 9.00 Crime And Punishment: A Timewatch Guide 10.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 11.00 India’s Frontier Railways 12.00am Precision: The Measure Of All Things

11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.00 Prank Pad 12.00am The Vampire Diaries 1.00 American Dad!

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 9.00 Secrets Of Growing Old 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am Cold Blood II

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Body Fixers 10.00 Naked Attraction 11.05 First Dates Abroad 12.10am The Lie Detective

10.00am Time Team 11.05 FILM: Bitter Victory (1958) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 24 Hours In A&E 11.55 My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding 1.00am The Undateables

11.00am Operation Petticoat (1959) 1.25pm The Black Knight (1954) 3.05 The Last Frontier (1955) 5.05 Carry On Spying (1964) 6.50 I, Robot (2004) 9.00 Lone Survivor (2013) 11.20 God Bless America (2011) 1.25am Mona Lisa (1986) 3.40 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Stormageddon (2015) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: The Hitcher (2007) 11.00 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 12.00am FILM: House At The End Of The Street (2012)

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WEDNESDAY 9 Britain’s Adoption Scandal – Breaking The Silence ITV1, 9pm In the 30 years following the Second World War half a million women had a child adopted, with most of them children born to unmarried mothers. This looks at the pressure these young women were under from the state and church, and hears them speak out at last about the injustice.

Black Is The New Black BBC2, 10pm Leading figures from politics, business, sport, culture, religion and science talk about what it means to be black and British.

Tales of their parents’ arrival in the country, looking for a better life and greeted with prejudice, violence and abuse, and the lessons they have passed on to them – their children.

Crazyhead E4, 9pm Demon-hunting and mental health – this is what happens when you stop the meds and the demons seen are real. At least it is for this pair of London badass baddie smiters. Get in! Amy and Raquel get ready to rescue Suzanne from Callum’s evil clutches. How do you prep for something like that?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Adventures Of Jane (1949) 7.10 The Westerner (1962) 7.40 The Adventures of Marco Polo (1938) 9.50 Gaiety George (1946) 11.45 Conflict of Wings (1954) 1.30pm Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 Condemned (1954) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan 5.00 Digital Nation 5.30 Brighton Lights

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news and views around Brighton and beyond.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands.

This week: Andy Taylor Smith.

10.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff look at who sampled whom with music by James Brown, Billy Cobham, Alka Yagnik, & Mahavishnu Orchestra.

10.30 Noise Floor This week kicks off with 'Bud's' Future Sound of Nottingham session, chat with Indiana and London Grammar at the No Tomorrow festival and Jake Bugg performs 'Slumville Sunrise' live.

11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Beyond The Rainbow 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.30 Amp'd With Johnny Doom 3.00 Rugby AM 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.45 The Housing Enforcers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Who’s Won The White House? Looking at the results of the US presidential election.

8.00 Watchdog Consumer series with Matt Allwright, Sophie Raworth and Steph McGovern.

9.00 The Missing Thriller. Julien and Jorn’s investigation leads them further into the murky underbelly of Eckhausen and the secrets of its conflicting German and British communities. However, as he gets closer to the truth, Julien is dramatically let down by his own body.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker, Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by stars from the 1980s in a celebration of sport from the decade.

11.15 Film 2016 Ben Bailey Smith is joined by Danny Leigh and Grace Dent to review sci-fi blockbuster Arrival, starring Amy Adams, and British drama A Hundred Streets.

11.45 FILM: The Painted Veil (2006) Starring Naomi Watts, Edward Norton, Anthony Wong. In 1920s China, a reserved young doctor falls for an attractive socialite.

1.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 Claimed And Shamed 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 US Election 2016: Live From Washington 11.00 US Election 2016: BBC News Special 12.00pm Lifeline 12.10 FILM: A Distant Trumpet (1964) 2.05 Coast 2.15 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.50 Open All Hours 3.20 The House That £100k Built 4.20 Nature’s Boldest Thieves 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the news and gossip from the Strictly Ballroom.

7.00 The Welsh Italians In the second of two programmes, Michela Chiappa visits Bardi, where her own family and many of the other Welsh Italians came from.

7.30 Extreme Wales With Richard Parks Richard Parks celebrates the Welsh Year of Adventure.

8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Marcus Wareing, Monica Galetti and Gregg Wallace team up to search for the country’s next culinary superstar.

9.00 Black And British: A Forgotten History Historian David Olusoga explores the enduring relationship between Britain and people whose origins lie in Africa.

From the African trumpeter in the Tudor Courts to Queen Victoria’s African God daughter, it’s a history that has almost been forgotten.

10.00 Black Is The New Black See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.35 No Such Thing As The News The current events programme with a spot of humour.

12.05am The Victorian Slum 1.05 Sign Zone: Saving Africa’s Elephants: Hugh And The Ivory War 2.05 Sign Zone: Wild West - America’s Great Frontier

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Will the police find any evidence? Ross senses an opportunity. Rishi makes a decision.

7.30 Coronation Street Maria makes a terrifying discovery. Sarah is pulled in different directions. Eileen will not hear a bad word about Phelan.

8.00 This Time Next Year Davina McCall hosts the series which features ordinary people on a mission to transform their lives over the course of 12 months. In this episode, Davina meets a couple who share their year-long struggle for a baby, a man who pledges to fulfil his childhood dream of becoming a professional wrestler, and a double leg amputee who hopes to walk back through the doors on his return.

9.00 Britain’s Adoption Scandal Breaking The Silence See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its £10,000 jackpot.

11.40 Murder, She Wrote Detective drama series.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Myra is floored by a surprise arrival.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentary series following vet Noel Fitzpatrick and his team at Fitzpatrick Referrals in Surrey. Noel attempts to help Murphy, a golden retriever puppy, is brought in with horrific facial injuries after being attacked by another dog.

9.00 Grand Designs Property series following householders as they build their own homes. Stuart and Rosie Treasurer from the Wirral plan to decapitate their bungalow - cutting the roof off to leave just the walls then balance a big new floating timber box on top containing five bedrooms.

10.00 The Last Leg: US Election Special Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host a special edition of the satirical comedy show to mark the US presidential election.

11.05 The Gun Shop: Cutting Edge Documentary shedding light on the USA’s relationship with firearms.

12.10am Great Songwriters: Music On 4 1.05 Extreme Makeovers: On Fleek 1.45 FILM: The Raven (2012) 3.35 Be Your Own Doctor 4.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.05 Location, Location, Location

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Christmas Help (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away The lives of Billie and her baby hang in the balance after Phoebe hits her with her car.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration Natural history series in which adventurer and broadcaster Ben Fogle follows the annual Great Migration of wildebeest and other mammals from the Serengeti in Tanzania to the Maasai Mara in Kenya and back again.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series.

9.00 Can’t Pay? Special: Agents Under Attack Observational documentary series following the work of Britain’s High Court enforcement agents. This special edition looks back at some of the agents’ most dangerous encounters, with candid first-hand accounts and exclusive insight.

10.00 The Great British Fake Off: Undercover Criminal Investigative journalist Paul Connolly and his team expose unsuspecting criminals.

11.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours.

12.05am On Benefits: 30 Stone And Claiming 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Britain’s Greatest Bridges 4.00 Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Modern Family (x2) 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Stella 10.00 The Force: Essex 11.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 12.00am A League Of Their Own

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Crime And Punishment: A Timewatch Guide 9.00 Frank Skinner On George Formby 10.00 Entertaining The Troops 11.00 How To Be Bohemian With Victoria Coren Mitchell 12.00am Peter York’s Hipster Handbook 1.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets

11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.00 Prank Pad 12.00am American Dad! (x2)

11.05am Murder, She Wrote 12.05pm The Darling Buds Of May 1.10 Heartbeat 2.15 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am Cold Blood

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Crazyhead. See highlights 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Scream Queens

10.15am Time Team 11.20 FILM: Arizona Raiders (1965) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 1.10 The Undateables

11.00am The Andromeda Strain (1971) 1.45pm Hell And High Water (1954) 4.00 Pimpernel Smith (1941) 6.30 A Good Year (2006) 9.00 The Eagle (2011) 11.15 What’s Love Got To Do With It (1993) 1.35am Second Coming (2014) 3.45 Teleshopping

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Hansel And Gretel: Warriors Of Witchcraft (2013) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 The Exorcist 10.00 Hunters 11.00 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 12.00am The Exorcist

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THURSDAY 10 The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm It’s time for the nightshift! Yup, Lord Sugar’s got the teams up all night tracking down the items on his shopping list for the lowest prices, from bleary-eyed shopowners – whilst battling their own fatigue and then getting back to The Shard by 6am. Tricky.

You can bet there’ll be some dropped balls this time around.

The Secret Life Of Prisons: Cutting Edge Channel 4, 9pm Documentary looking at the reality of the brutal world inside British prisons. Using videos portraying a shocking violence behind bars, filmed illegally on phones and secretly uploaded from prison, this talks to those who filmed them, and those who were filmed for the truth.

Prank Pad ITV2, 11pm What happens when you put a collection of photogenic practical jokers under one roof and leave them to compete for the title of ultimate prankster? Yikes – just because you can pull a joke, does it mean that you can take one? And if you add possible sexual tension into that mix?

Tears before bedtime, mateys.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Frightened Man (1952) 7.25 The Westerner 7.55 Dead End (1937) 9.45 Orders Are Orders (1954) 11.20 Time, Gentlemen, Please!

(1952) 1.00pm Take Two 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 The Cowboy & The Lady (1938) 3.50 Singing Cowboys 4.00 Quintessentially Jessica 4.30 Land Rovers Live 5.00 Banterflix 5.30 Walks Around Britain 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport.

Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more.

9.00 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean.

9.30 How It Is Joe Willis presents a fly-on-the-wall look at teenage life.

10.00 Grass Roots Music Stuart Braithwaite of Mogwai. The best new music as well as more established artists from all across Scotland.

10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix Latest TV goes from local to global with a mix of music and film shorts from our sister channel Sheffield Live!

11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions Varjek performing live in session at Brighton's Latest MusicBar. 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Quintessentially Jessica 1.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 Latest News 1.55 Guy Lloyd's 2Minute Telly Show 2.00 Albion Night 4.30 Grass Roots Music 5.00 Sounding Out 5.30 Banterflix

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Jay is forced to go to desperate lengths.

8.00 DIY SOS At Great Ormond Street Hospital Nick Knowles and the team join forces with Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children and the Royal Horticultural Society’s Chelsea Flower Show to transport Chris Beardshaw’s gold medalwinning garden across London, crane it over buildings and rebuild on the hospital’s roof. For hundreds of families, Great Ormond Street Hospital has become a second home, but despite the brilliant world-class care, there is nowhere private outside for the families to escape from the constant noise, bustle and bright lights of this huge hospital. The DIY SOS team and Chris Beardshaw have taken on this hugely ambitious build.

9.00 The Apprentice See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Southend-on-Sea. 11.45 The Trouble With My Dad Documentary following 21-year-old Kyle, who discovered aged 13 that the man he called dad wasn’t his real father.

12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two More backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action.

7.00 The Mary Berry Story Intimate two-part documentary telling the story of cookery writer and broadcaster Mary Berry.

8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals Search for the country’s next culinary superstar.

9.00 Close To The Enemy Drama. It is the end of the Second World War and Lotte and her father Dieter, a recently captured German scientist, arrive in England. Captain Callum Ferguson, an intelligence officer, is assigned the task of courting Dieter into working with the British RAF to develop the Jet engine.

10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Rhod is joined by three special guest panellists as they take an entertaining and insightful inside look at this year’s business hopefuls and meet the latest candidate to be fired.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Black And British: A Forgotten History Historian David Olusoga explores the enduring relationship between Britain and people whose origins lie in Africa.

12.15am The Choir: Gareth’s Best In Britain 1.15 Sign Zone: The Trouble With Our Trains - Panorama 1.45 Sign Zone: The School That Got Teens Reading

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Victoria drops a bombshell. Belle is left reeling.

7.30 High-Speed Rail: Is It Worth It?: Tonight With the government set to give the go-ahead to the biggest infrastructure scheme in a generation, who will benefit from a rail project that could cost more than £56 billion?

8.00 Emmerdale Finn worries about Victoria’s plan. Belle compromises with Zak. 8.30 Coronation Street Eva pushes Maria and Aidan closer. Bethany is dealt a crushing blow.

9.00 Paranoid Conclusion of the conspiracy thriller series about the murder of a female GP. After weeks of speculation, the events surrounding Angela’s murder are finally revealed.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Undercover: Life And Death In A Homeless Hostel New documentary in the Exposure current affairs strand, which goes undercover to investigate the troubled world of supported housing.

11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery drama series.

12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 HighSpeed Rail: Is It Worth It?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.45 The Housing Enforcers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 Claimed And Shamed 7.15 Money For Nothing 8.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm FILM: Saboteur (1942) 1.45 Countryfile 2.10 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.45 Open All Hours 3.15 The House That £100k Built 4.15 Dolphins - Spy In The Pod 5.15 Antiques Road Trip

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cameron stresses when Courtney tries to get ‘Lockie’s’ body released from the mortuary, and Leela is given a new task.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke presents the property design series.

George travels to Charlestown in Cornwall where Charlotte and Joey bought the country’s most expensive public loo and plan to turn it into a luxury clifftop holiday home.

9.00 The Secret Life Of Prisons: Cutting Edge See highlights.

10.00 60 Days In Jail US documentary series in which Sheriff Jamey Noel of Clark County, Indiana, sends seven innocent volunteers into his jail as undercover inmates. The volunteers have to convince the inmates and the prison officers that they are the real thing.

11.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

12.00am Random Acts 12.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.20 FILM: Mere Dad Ki Maruti (2013) 3.10 The Last Leg: US Election Special 4.05 Unreported World 4.30 Britain’s Homebuilding Scandal: Channel 4 Dispatches 5.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Heart Of Christmas (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Billie tells Nate the truth about the baby and pleads with him not to tell VJ. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Chris Tarrant Extreme Railway Journeys Documentary series in which Chris Tarrant explores the world’s most extreme railway lines.

8.00 On Benefits: Baked Beans And Bingo Documentary series about people living on welfare.

9.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about Britain’s feuding neighbours. A woman from Gloucester grew to cope with round-the-clock noise and shouting coming from next door, but when the neighbours’ extended family moved in things escalated to unbearable, violent levels.

10.00 Body Freaks: My Perfect Body Documentary. A generation of young women are feeling the heat.

Can they measure up to the impossibly high standard set by the fake, flawless and ultra-sexy babes they see every day on social media?

11.05 Skinny Brides To Fat Wives Documentary meets four women who have piled on extra pounds after walking down the aisle.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Great British Castles 4.00 Streets Of Rage: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Hooten And The Lady 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 12.00am Tough Nuts

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Dangerous Earth 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 No Body’s Perfect With Rankin And Alison Lapper 10.00 Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom 11.00 The Incredible Human Journey 12.00am The Hidden Art Of Islam 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1982 1.40 ... Sings Elvis

1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry’s Favourites 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 11.00 Prank Pad. See highlights.

12.00am American Dad!

12.05pm The Darling Buds Of May 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Me And My Guide Dog 10.00 Appropriate Adult 11.35 Cold Blood 1.00am Wycliffe

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Legacy (2012) 11.40 Tattoo Fixers 12.45am The Big Bang Theory

11.05am FILM: The Night Of The Grizzly (1966) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Great Canal Journeys 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency?

12.05am Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

11.00am The Desert Rats (1953) 12.45pm The Bedford Incident (1965) 2.50 Bend Of The River (1952) 4.35 The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 6.55 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 9.00 12 Years A Slave (2013) 11.40 The Negotiator (1998) 2.25am Babymother (1998) 4.00 Teleshopping

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Exterminators (2013) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 Bitten 10.00 The Exorcist 11.00 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 12.00am Bitten

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FRIDAY 11 QI BBC2, 10pm Sandi Toksvig continues with her hosting duties, putting her mark on the format and filling Stephen Fry’s comfy seat admirably.

Joining her and panel regular Alan Davies are Jeremy Clarkson, Sara Pascoe and Jason Manford – considering noteworthy noble rot and vying for the almighty clanger answers.

The Last Leg Channel 4, 10pm Well, it’s been a busy old week in the news and you can bet Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker have something to say about it. They may have covered the US election last night, but there’ll be more to say on that still – as well as reactions, satire, and humour about the rest of the world. Clever chaps.

Roots, Reggae, Rebellion In The 1970s BBC4, 10pm Rapper, poet and political commentator Akala tells the story of 1970s Jamaica and a golden time for the island’s musical history. Akala’s own family is immersed in roots reggae, but he feels he’s taken it for granted, and so embarks on an adventure to find out more.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am 13 East Street (1952) 7.15 The Westerner (1962) 7.45 Dentist on the Job (1961) 9.30 The Case of the Frightened Lady (1940) 11.40 The Pickwick Papers (1954) 1.15pm Glimpses 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 The Mummy's Shroud (1967) 3.50 Literally Horrific 4.00 The 1916 Easter Risin 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 The Music Manual 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Resident Records.

9.00 Noise Reel Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show keeping you plugged into the news, gossip and live scene on the south coast.

9.30 Under The Radar When Funk Is A Bit Punk. Paul and Jeff introduce Nucomme, Black Merda, JC Brook, and Aaron Neville.

10.00 Vibrations 10.30 Sounding Out 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am How It Is 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 Tramshed Sessions 4.00 Grass Roots Music 4.30 Sounding Out 5.00 Arts Alive 5.30 Kick Out The Jams

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Two Minutes Silence 11.05 Claimed And Shamed 11.50 The Housing Enforcers 12.20pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Seb Choudhury investigates the cost of online shopping looking at claims that delivery drivers are being exploited.

8.00 EastEnders Denise receives some surprising news from Zainab.

8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. Mr Khan has bought a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood as he believes it is starting to go a bit downhill.

9.00 Have I Got News For You Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by a guest host and guest panellists including Rich Hall.

9.30 Still Game Comedy series in which lifelong friends cope with everything modern life has to throw at them.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton is joined by Oscarnominated actress Rosamund Pike, starring in A United Kingdom, and comedian Michael McIntyre.

11.25 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show.

11.55 The NFL Show 12.25am The Apprentice 1.25 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

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6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 Claimed And Shamed 7.15 Flog It! 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm FILM: Shadow Of A Doubt (1943) 1.45 Coast 2.10 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.45 Open All Hours 3.15 Komodo: Secrets Of The Dragon - Natural World 4.15 Dolphins - Spy In The Pod 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents the one-hour Friday show, packed with exclusive interviews and behind-thescenes gossip.

7.00 The Mary Berry Story Intimate two-part documentary telling the story of cookery writer and broadcaster Mary Berry.

8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys presents another heat of Britain’s toughest quiz. The subjects are islands of Scotland, Laurie Lee, Ginger McCain and Red Rum, and the films of David Fincher.

8.30 Newsnight US Election Special Comprehensive coverage of the 2016 US Presidential Election.

9.00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends Rick Stein embarks on a series of culinary long weekends in search of food excellence and brilliant recipes to cook at home, heading to markets, restaurants, wineries, cafes and bars.

This time, Rick visits Lisbon in Portugal.

10.00 QI See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark.

11.05 Close To The Enemy Drama.

12.05am Later... With Jools Holland - Best Of 2016 1.10 Sign Zone: Question Time 2.10 Sign Zone: The Greatest Tomb On Earth: Secrets Of Ancient China

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Rebound 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV Evening News 6.45 Emmerdale Diane’s problems go from bad to worse.

7.15 World Cup Qualifier Live: England V Scotland It is the biggest test of Gareth Southgate’s short reign as interim England coach as his side take on Scotland at Wembley in a World Cup qualifier. It is 20 years since Southgate was part of the national team who beat the Scots 2-0 at Euro 96 - a similar result would keep England in control of Group F. Gordon Strachan’s men suffered a disappointing 3-0 defeat in Slovakia last time out, so a victory against the ‘auld enemy’ would be a welcome morale boost. Mark Pougatch is joined in the studio by Ryan Giggs, Lee Dixon, Ian Wright and Ally McCoist with commentary from Clive Tyldesley, Glenn Hoddle and Kevin Gallacher.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 World Cup Qualifier Highlights Jacqui Oatley presents World Cup Qualifying highlights from Wembley as England host Scotland in one of the biggest meetings between the two sides in years.

11.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the American version of his daytime talk show.

12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals 12.40 Channel 4 Racing 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Four In A Bed 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 My Kitchen Rules 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Marnie is out for blood when she finds out about Jude’s scam.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Seyi Rhodes and director Kate Godfrey gain access to one of the most notorious prisons in the world: Haiti’s National Penitentiary, where 80 per cent of inmates have been locked up without being convicted of any crime, in some cases for nearly 10 years.

8.00 Jamie’s Super Food Series in which Jamie Oliver aims to enhance favourite family recipes with super food ingredients.

8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt reveal more secrets of the food that we eat.

9.00 Gogglebox TV viewers share sharp critiques of the latest shows from their sofas.

10.00 The Last Leg See highlights.

11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant.

12.10am Drifters 12.40 Married At First Sight 1.35 FILM: Dragon (2011) 3.20 Millionaires’ Mansions: Designing Britain’s Most Exclusive Homes 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.25 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Santa Incident (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Roo finds Caroline unconscious with Bryce nowhere to be seen she searches Caroline’s caravan and finds her stash of marijuana.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer series. Amy and Jason don their wellies, as well as a garden shed-load of tech, to take on landscaping pros the Benton Brothers. After a vinyl masterclass from Radio 1’s Adele Roberts, Jon trains his ear on a £100,000 turntable.

8.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet.

8.30 The Ant & Dec Story Documentary exploring the success of Geordie boys Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly. The programme charts their rise from child stars to pop stars, from BBC to ITV, from Byker Grove to Saturday Night Takeaway and from little-known actors to Britain’s best-loved TV personalities.

10.00 Most Shocking Talent Show Moments Countdown show looking back at the most memorable reality TV moments of all time.

12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 House Doctor 4.00 House Doctor 4.50 Great Scientists 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Harry Hill’s TeaTime 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 An Idiot Abroad (x2) 11.00 FILM: Final Destination 3 (2006) 12.50am Most Shocking Criminals Out Of Control 3

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 The Good Old Days 8.45 Sounds Of The 70s 2 9.15 The Old Grey Whistle Test 10.00 Roots, Reggae, Rebellion. See highlights.

11.00 Reggae At The BBC 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1982 1.10 Roots, Reggae, Rebellion 2.10 Reggae At The BBC

11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 Coronation Street 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.00 Prank Pad 12.00am American Dad! (x3)

11.05am Murder, She Wrote 12.05pm The Darling Buds Of May 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Appropriate Adult 11.35 Cold Blood 1.05am Wycliffe

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 FILM: Tooth Fairy (2010) 10.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.00 Rude Tube (x2) 1.10am Friday Night Dinner (x2)

8.55am Food Unwrapped 9.30 Time Team 10.30 FILM: King Kong (1976) 1.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.50 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The King’s Speech (2010) 11.20 The Real King’s Speech 12.25am 24 Hours In A&E 1.25 The Undateables

11.00am Oh! What A Lovely War (1969) 1.50pm Aces High (1977) 4.15 The Undefeated (1969) 6.40 The Sugarland Express (1974) 9.00 The Guest (2014) 11.05 Ghost (1990) 1.35am The Double (2013) 3.25 Teleshopping

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Independents’ Day (2016) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: The Hitcher (2007) 11.00 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 12.00am The Exorcist

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SATURDAY 12 China: Between Clouds And Dreams Channel 4, 7pm A collection of five films following everyday remarkable life in China. From the first footage ever filmed of a snow leopard in China, to a young mother taking on power of industry as she lays battle against a factory she believes is giving the people of her town cancer. Clever stuff.

FILM: BalletBoyz – Young Men BBC2, 8.30pm A feature-length dance film without dialogue featuring the dancers from the BalletBoyz company, this incredible piece tells of a group of men brought together through the brutality of war. Based on the production that premiered at Sadler’s Wells last year. No words – brill.

Deep Water BBC4, 9pm Noah Taylor and Yael Stone star in this new Australian crime drama inspired by true events. A mutilated body is found in a beachfront flat in Bondi and Nick and Tori are assigned the case. Is it a house robbery gone wrong, or might it have something to do with the guy’s profile on dating app THRUSTR? *strokes chin*

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Condemned (1954) 7.50 The Great Game (1952) 9.30 A Prize of Arms (1962) 11.30 Sea of Sand (1958) 1.30pm The Shillingbury Blowers (1979) 3.15 Let's Go Crazy (1951) 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Noise Reel

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Latest In Lewes A programme about the Latest weekly events in Lewes.

7.00 British Wrestling Weekly 8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Under The Radar When Funk Is A Bit Punk. Paul and Jeff introduce Nucomme, Black Merda, JC Brook, and Aaron Neville.

9.00 Late Night With Monica Price Effervescent host Monica Price meets personalities and presents musical guests.

10.00 StageUp Unplugged A showcase of the best local talent.

Performances, videos and interviews with upcoming talent.

10.30 DJ Box 11.00 The Bassment Soulful groove old and new, well-known and not sowell-known, courtesy of Sheffield Live!

11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Latest In Lewes 1.00 Digital Nation 1.30 British Wrestling Weekly 2.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 3.00 Noise Reel 3.30 DJ Box Sessions 4.30 The Bassment 5.00 Urban Expression 5.30 Scotland's City Safari

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6.05 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity music edition of the general knowledge quiz.

6.55 Strictly Come Dancing Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman invite viewers to join them for an evening of sequins and sparkles as the remaining eight couples hit the dance floor, all fighting to make it through to the Blackpool special.

8.10 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts the quiz. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws.

9.00 The Royal British Legion Festival Of Remembrance 2016 Huw Edwards presents the Royal British Legion's annual Festival of Remembrance, which pays tribute to all victims of war and conflict. In the presence of HM the Queen, HRH the Duke of Edinburgh and other members of the royal family, Michael Ball and Alfie Boe, Laura Mvula, Birdy and Alexander Armstrong perform alongside the Royal Air Force Squadronaires and the Band of HM Royal Marines.

10.40 BBC News 11.00 Room 101 - Extra Storage 11.40 Asian Provocateur: Mum's American Dream 0.10am FILM: The Rebound (2009) 1.40 Weather For The Week 1.45 BBC News

7.30 Rugby Union: England V South Africa Highlights Jason Mohammad presents highlights from the clash at Twickenham between England and South Africa. England haven't beaten the Springboks since 2006 and face a tough physical challenge against the visitors. Match commentary comes from Alastair Eykyn and Brian Moore, with Jeremy Guscott on hand to give expert studio analysis.

8.30 FILM: Balletboyz - Young Men See highlights.

9.30 FILM: Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom (2013) Biopic that sees Idris Elba play the South African lawyer who campaigned restlessly against apartheid in the 1940s before becoming one of the greatest leaders of the modern age. It chronicles Nelson Mandela's journey from childhood in a rural village, to prominent figure in a political movement striving for equality, to 27 years of imprisonment, and finally to his inauguration as South Africa's president. Starring Idris Elba Naomie Harris Tony Kgoroge Riaad Moosa Zolani Mkiva and Simo Mogwaza.

11.50 FILM: Red Tails (2012) Action-packed depiction of a lesserknown aspect of World War Two. 5.45am The A To Z Of TV Gardening

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Live 10.45 The Lord Mayor's Show 2016 12.05pm Football Focus 12.35 Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Rugby League: Four Nations Highlights 2.00 Rugby Union: Scotland V Australia 4.30 Escape To The Country 5.15 Celebrity Mastermind 5.45 BBC News 5.55 South East Today

6.05am FILM: Government Girl (1943) 7.35 The Women's Football Show 8.10 FILM: Suspicion (1941) 9.45 Secret Britain 10.45 The Good Cook 11.15 Hairy Bikers' Best Of British 12.15pm The Best Dishes Ever 12.45 Homes Under The Hammer 1.30 The Black Stars Of Film: Talking Pictures 2.15 FILM: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967) 4.00 Flog It! 5.00 Rugby Union: Wales V Argentina

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6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Sooty 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Super 4 7.15 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 11.20 Wild Australia With Ray Mears 11.50 Judge Rinder 12.50pm News 1.00 Cash Trapped 1.55 This Time Next Year 2.55 Big Star's Little Star 4.00 Thunderbirds Are Go 4.20 The Chase 5.25 ITV News Meridian 5.40 ITV News 6.00 Tipping Point Lucky Stars Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which three celebrities take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning £20,000 for charity. This episode sees comedian Johnny Vegas, Birds of a Feather star Linda Robson and former politician Ann Widdecombe playing for their chosen good causes.

7.00 Meet The Parents Holly Willoughby puts the love lives of more singletons in the hands of the people that know them best - their parents.

8.00 The X Factor The singing competition continues as the remaining contestants take to the stage to perform live for the sixth time. Dermot O'Leary leads the proceedings, while mentors Louis Walsh, Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Simon Cowell take their seats behind the judges' desk.

9.30 The Jonathan Ross Show Chat show with Jonathan Ross, who welcomes former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson as he prepares to embark on The Grand Tour.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) Thriller sequel. A former CIA hitman with amnesia joins forces with a London reporter to uncover the truth about his past.

0.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am Gillette World Sport 6.40 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.10 Everybody Loves 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Simpsons 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 Deal Or No Deal 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Jamie's Super Food 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 China: Between Clouds And Dreams See highlights.

8.00 Formula 1: Brazilian Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights Steve Jones presents highlights of qualifying for the Brazilian Grand Prix, the penultimate round of the 2016 Formula 1 season. Back-to-back wins for Hamilton in the United States and Mexico mean that the rivals head to Brazil with Rosberg's lead reduced to 19 points with 50 remaining.

9.30 FILM: Non-Stop (2014) Thriller in which a veteran air marshal springs into action during a flight after receiving several text messages threatening the life of passengers on board. Starring Liam Neeson Julianne Moore Scoot McNairy Michelle Dockery Nate Parker and Corey Stoll.

11.40 FILM: Underworld: Awakening (2012) Fantasy action story. Starring Kate Beckinsale Stephen Rea Michael Ealy Theo James India Eisley and Sandrine Holt.

The human race discovers that the vampire and lycan clans exist and the two races become close to extinction.

1.20am Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.25 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.20 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 Wedding Town 5.45 Motor Sport: 2016 FIA World Endurance Championship

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Seaside Antics 7.10 Fireman Sam 7.25 Pip Ahoy! 7.40 Little Princess 7.55 Paw Patrol 8.15 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.40 Noddy In Toyland 9.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.10 Shimmer & Shine 9.35 Peppa Pig 9.50 Peppa Pig 10.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 10.10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.45 House Doctor 11.45 FILM: A Bride For Christmas (2012) 1.25pm FILM: Angel At Christmas (2012) 3.30 FIA Formula E Live: Marrakech 5.30 FILM: 2012 (2009) 6.30 5 News Weekend 6.35 FILM: 2012 (2009) Starring John Cusack Amanda Peet Chiwetel Ejiofor Thandie Newton Oliver Platt and Tom McCarthy. Action film about one man's battle to save his family from a series of natural disasters caused by solar eruptions.

8.25 NCIS: New Orleans Drama series. A navy psychologist is found murdered near a patient's second line funeral procession, a traditional New Orleans musical street parade to celebrate the life of the recently deceased.

9.20 NCIS: New Orleans Drama series. An old friend asks Pride to breach standard protocol after a navy lieutenant dies from arsenic poisoning during a clandestine visit to a general's hotel room.

10.15 That's So 1985 Entertainment series. Footage from 1985 recalls the major news and pop culture events of the year, including Live Aid, the Tottenham riots and the Heysel stadium disaster.

11.15 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented

by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave.

12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 Storm Force: Winter Road Rescue 4.50 House Doctor (x2) 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Futurama (x3) 2.30 The Bachelor King 4.00 Harry Hill's Tea-Time 4.30 Yonderland 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.00 Stan Lee’s Lucky Man 10.00 FILM: Freddy Vs Jason (2003) 11.50 Arrow 12.50am DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow

7.00pm India's Frontier Railways 8.00 The Incredible Human Journey 9.00 Deep Water. See highlights. 9.55 Deep Water 10.50 Jeff Lynne's ELO At Hyde Park 12.15am Tubular Bells: The Mike Oldfield Story 1.15 Top Of The Pops (x2) 2.35 Jeff Lynne's ELO At Hyde Park

4.40pm FILM: Beethoven's 2nd (1993) 5.40 FYI Daily 5.45 FILM: Beethoven's 2nd (1993) 6.25 FILM: Arthur (2011) 7.25 FYI Daily 7.30 FILM: Arthur (2011) 8.30 Scorpion 9.30 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Celebrity Juice 11.00 Prank Pad (x2) 1.00am Family Guy 1.30 American Dad! 2.00 Bordertown

7.00am Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.00 Wycliffe 10.05 Agatha Christie's Marple 12.05pm Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match 1.40 Inspector Morse 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.55 Midsomer Murders 7.55 Doc Martin 9.00 Endeavour 11.00 The Blonde Bombshell 1.10am Wycliffe 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen

11.00am Black-ish (x2) 12.00pm The Goldbergs (x2) 1.00 Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2.00 FILM: Aliens In The Attic (2009) 3.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x10) 9.00 FILM: Magic Mike (2010) 11.15 Gogglebox 12.20am Rude Tube 1.25 The Inbetweeners (x2)

10.55am Vet On The Hill 1.40pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 China's Forgotten Emperor 9.00 Tony Robinson Down Under 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 Father Ted (x2) 11.55 High Class Call Girls 1.00am More Sex Please, We're British

11.00am The Last Frontier (1955) 1.00pm Home Alone (1990) 3.05 The Spy Next Door (2010) 4.55 Carry On Spying (1964) 6.45 I, Robot (2004) 9.00 Gladiator (2000) 12.00am 48 Hrs (1983) 1.55 Sorority Row (2009) 4.00 Teleshopping

12.50pm FILM: Mega Shark Vs Kolossus (2014) 2.40 FILM: Exterminators (2013) 5.10 FILM: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2003) 6.30 Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 9.00 FILM: House At The End Of The Street (2012) 11.00 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 12.00am FILM: Land Of The Dead (2005)

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SUNDAY 13 My Mother And Other Strangers BBC1, 9pm It’s tricky when people from overseas turn up and set up an army base. This is what the Coyne family and their neighbours find in 1943 in this drama about a US Air Force base in the middle of Northern Ireland.

It’s especially difficult when your own daughter falls for a Yank.

I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

ITV1, 9pm Ant and Dec head into the jungle once more to look for the most popular celebrity this year to make friends with creepy crawlies. Who will be this year’s campers? Well, we don’t know right now but if you tune in you can watch them come to terms with what they’ve signed up for.

FILM: Mega Piranha Syfy, 2.40pm Spend your Sunday afternoon in the company of some huge and hungry fish and their low budget effects that glory in the genre of the B-movie. Giant mutant piranha escape from the Orinoco River in Venezuela and head towards the holiday resorts of Florida. Because even mutant fish deserve a break.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Night Of The Prowler (1962, Crime Drama) 7.15 Stock Car 8.35 Cloak Without Dagger (1956, Thriller) 10:00 Girl on the Boat (1962, Comedy) 11:50 Crimes at the Dark House (1940, Horror) 1.20pm The Bargee (1964, Comedy) 3.30 Take Two 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 You Make It, We Show It! 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Family, Faith And Fun: The Experts 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Beyond The Rainbow Sophie Cook presents the latest LGBT news around Brighton and beyond.

7.00 Rugby AM Alex Simmons hosts a Rugby League Chat Show, offering expert analysis and witty banter on the comings and goings in the world of Rugby League in Yorkshire and the North.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 Quintessentially Jessica Learn how to sign the alphabet, the months and some countries.

9.00 Community Gardens Documentary series on community gardens around Belfast with Caroline Magowan. Brand new series.

9.15 Community Gardens 9.30 A Day In The Life Documentary. Behind the scenes at Nottingham's Ice Centre.

10.00 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge.

10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 Shardfest 2016 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 How It Is 2.00 Sunday Sessions 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 Under The Radar 3.30 Latest Homes Live 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.10 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile A Remembrance Sunday Special. Helen Skelton is on a cycle ride across northern France to commemorate 100 years since the Battle of the Somme.

7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman welcome viewers to another exciting results show full of dance drama.

8.00 Planet Earth II Wildlife documentary series presented by David Attenborough. The great mountain ranges are some of the planet's most spectacular landscapes, but they are unforgiving places to live in, and only a few animals have what it takes to live at exteme altitude.

Mountain animals are amongst the most elusive in the world, and this film provides unique and intimate glimpses into their secretive lives.

9.00 My Mother And Other Strangers See highlights.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 The Selfless Sikh: Faith On The Frontline Documentary following Ravi Singh, a Sikh charity worker who, inspired by his religious principles, puts his life on the line to help people in need.

11.00 DIY SOS 12.00am Citizen Khan 12.30 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

6.30 FILM: Miss Potter (2006) Starring Renee Zellweger, Ewan McGregor, Emily Watson. Whimsical drama based on the life of early 20thcentury author Beatrix Potter, creator of Peter Rabbit.

8.00 Operation Gold Rush With Dan Snow Dan Snow leads a team of adventurers on an epic journey across the Canadian wilderness, following in the footsteps of the prospectors of the 19th-century Klondike gold rush.

9.00 Will Britain Ever Have A Black Prime Minister? British TV and movie star David Harewood investigates the obstacles facing black Britons in rising to positions of power and influence, and calculates the statistical chances of someone from his own background ever becoming prime minister.

10.00 Black Is The New Black Exceptional figures from politics, business, sport, culture, religion and science share their insights into being black and British today.

10.30 Later... Sound Of Black Britain: Groove & Grime Jools looks back through Later... archives at some of the artists who have emerged from Black British music over the last 25 years of the show.

11.30 FILM: She's Out Of My League (2010) Starring Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve. Romantic comedy.

1.10am Countryfile 2.20 Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.20 Remembrance Sunday 12.30pm The People Remember: 2016 Highlights 1.30 BBC News 1.45 Rugby League: England V Australia 4.15 Planet Earth II 5.15 Songs Of Praise 5.50 BBC News

6.30am Glorious Gardens From Above 7.15 Life In A Cottage Garden 7.45 Greatest Gardens 8.15 Countryfile 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.00 The Good Cook 11.30 Tom Kerridge's Proper Pub Food 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 Rugby Union: England V South Africa Highlights 2.00 Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 5.00 Flog It! 5.30 Remembrance Sunday

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6.00am Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids (x2) 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures (x2) 6.45 Sooty Sooty 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Super 4 7.15 Oddbods 7.25 Scrambled! 7.30 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Looped 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.05 Adventure Time 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10.00 Peston On Sunday 11.00 Gino's Italian Escape: Hidden Italy 11.30 Murder, She Wrote 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Chase 1.35 The X Factor 3.05 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy show which features fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras.

7.00 The Next Great Magician Series in which Stephen Mulhern and Rochelle Humes host a search for the world's next great magician.

8.00 The X Factor Results Dermot O'Leary hosts as the remaining groups and singers find out who is safe for another week. Following more big guest star performances and a final lifeline vote for the bottom three acts, there will be another tense sing-off as the judges decide which act will be leaving the competition for good.

9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! See highlights.

10.45 ITV News; Weather 11.05 The Pity Of War: The Loves And Lives Of The War Poets Drama-documentary depicting the story of First World War poets Siegfried Sassoon, Wilfred Owen and Robert Graves, using their diaries and letters to tell the inside story of the war in their own words.

12.00am Rugby: Anglo-Welsh Cup Highlights 12.50 Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.15am Challenge Aruba 6.40 Frasier 7.05 Frasier 7.30 FILM: Imagine That (2009) 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Channel 4 Racing 2.45 FILM: Rango (2011) 4.50 FILM: Johnny English (2002)

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Last Heroes Of The Somme Documentary. One hundred years ago, on 13 November 1916, thousands of British soldiers climbed out of their trenches on the Western Front and headed for the German lines.

8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. They continue their journey exploring the Highlands and islands of Scotland, facing the open sea as they island hop their way through the Hebrides.

9.00 Humans Sci-fi drama series set in a world where humans co-exist with humanoids known as 'Synths'.

Athena travels to the UK and her tragic secret is revealed. Niska's consciousness assessments begin.

With more time at home, Joe notices Sophie's increasingly eccentric behaviour. As Karen returns to work with Pete, cracks start appearing in their relationship. The Synths are forced to leave their hideout but Mia shocks them with a huge decision.

10.00 Formula 1: Brazilian Grand Prix Highlights Steve Jones presents highlights of the Brazilian Grand Prix from Sao Paulo.

12.05am FILM: The Sitter (2011) 1.45 The Last Leg 2.40 FILM: Killing Kennedy (2013) 4.25 Kirstie's Vintage Gems 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 Wedding Town 5.55 The King Of Queens

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6.00am -8.30am Childrens television 8.30 Noddy In Toyland 8.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 9.05 Shimmer & Shine 9.25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush 11.00 5 News Special: Remembrance Sunday 11.05 The Gadget Show 12.05pm House Doctor 1.05 FILM: The Heart Of Christmas (2011, Drama) 2.50 FILM: The Road To Christmas (2006, Comedy) 4.35 FILM: One Christmas Eve (2014, Romance) 5.35 5 News 5.40 FILM: One Christmas Eve (2014, Romance) 6.15 FILM: Married By Christmas (2016) Starring Jes Macallan April Bowlby Coby Ryan McGlaughlin.

Romantic drama. Upon discovering a thorny clause in a relative's will, a deceased businessman's dedicated daughter stands to lose control of his company unless she can find a husband by Christmas.

7.15 5 News 7.20 FILM: Married By Christmas (2016) Still on a husband hunt!

8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series.

8.55 5 News 9.00 FILM: Pompeii (2014) Starring Kit Harington Emily Browning CarrieAnne Moss Adewale AkinnuoyeAgbaje Jessica Lucas and Kiefer Sutherland. Historical drama. When the volcano Vesuvius is about to erupt, a slave falls in love with the daughter of a politician and tries to free himself by fighting in the arena.

10.00 5 News 10.05 FILM: Pompeii Most decidedly NOT Titanic in skirts.

11.05 FILM: Red Dawn (2012) Starring Chris Hemsworth, Josh Peck, Josh Hutcherson. Action thriller set in an alternative 1980s.

12.45am Criminals: Caught On Camera 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (x2) 4.50 House Doctor (x2) 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Drone Racing League (x2) 2.00 Modern Family (x6) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Harry Hill’s Tea-Time 6.30 Yonderland 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 The Force (x2) 12.00am Chris Ryan’s Strike Back (x2)

7.00pm Canals: The Making Of A Nation 7.30 Books That Made Britain 8.00 Jeremy Deller: We're Here Because We're Here 8.30 Railway Walks With Julia Bradbury 9.00 Destination Titan 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Cathy Come Home11.50 Nature's Wonderlands: Islands Of Evolution

5.25pm FILM: Yogi Bear (2010) 6.25 FYI Daily 6.30 FILM: Yogi Bear (2010) 7.00 FILM: Jack And Jill (2011) 8.00 FYI Daily 8.05 FILM: Jack And Jill (2011) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 Busted: The Hot Desk 10.45 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.45 Family Guy 12.15am Family Guy

12.10pm A Touch Of Frost 2.15 Columbo: A Deadly State Of Mind 3.50 FILM: The Queen (2006) 4.50 FYI Daily 4.55 FILM: The Queen (2006) 5.55 By Royal Appointment 7.10 The Making Of A Lady 9.00 Appropriate Adult 10.30 Appropriate Adult 12.00am Inspector Morse 2.10 Wycliffe

11.30am Made In Chelsea 12.30pm Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.30 FILM: Scrooged (1988) 3.30 The Goldbergs (x2) 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 8.00 FILM: The Day After Tomorrow (2004) 10.30 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 11.35 The Inbetweeners (x3) 1.50am Crazyhead 2.45 Body Fixers

9.25am Food Unwrapped 9.55 Tiny House Nation 10.50 Come Dine With Me (x5) 1.30 Four In A Bed (x5) 4.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 6.55 Car S.O.S 8.00 War Horse: The Real Story 9.00 Guy Martin's Spitfire Documentary 10.40 Father Ted (x4) 12.55 War Horse 2.00 Guy Martin's Spitfire Documentary

11.00am Bend Of The River (1952) 1.00pm Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) 3.05 ParaNorman (2012) 4.55 Moonrise Kingdom (2012) 6.55 Terminal Velocity (1994) 9.00 RIPD (2013) 11.00 The Last King Of Scotland (2006) 1.30am Monsieur Lazhar (2011) 3.35 Teleshopping

12.50pm FILM: DragonQuest (2009) 2.40 FILM: Mega Piranha (2010).

See highlights. 4.40 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 7.10 FILM: Independents' Day (2016) 9.00 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) 11.50 FILM: Push (2009) 2.00am FILM: Dead 7 (2016)

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MONDAY 14 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade Channel 4, 8.30pm Kate Quliton, Adam Pearson and Simon Rimmer share some of the hot tips they’ve picked up on how to get the best service and the best quality food in restaurants around the country. This time they turn their attention to the everpresent coffee shop chains – the kickstart to many folks’ day.

NW BBC2, 9pm Drama based on Zadie Smith’s bestselling book, telling of two friends who grew up together in north west London. Natalie and Leah head out into the world in very different directions, with Natalie finding that her wealth and ambition sets her apart from her peers, who are only a few streets away.

FILM: Big Film4, 6.55pm Did you see that skit recently where Tom Hanks asked Zoltar if he could be a kid again?

Reminded us of how much fun his first visit to the mechanical wishmaker was. The story is simple – a kid wants to be ‘big’ so badly that he magically is, leading to all manner of capers in this classic comedy.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Shadow of A Man (1954) 7.10 The Westerner (1962) 7.40 The Break (1963) 9.15 The Secret Man (1958) 10.45 HG Wells' Invisible Man 11.15 Captain Scarlett (1953) 12.50pm Murder At the Grange (1952) 1.30 Hogg's Back (1975) 2.00 The Cowboy & The Lady (1938) 3.50 Glimpses 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses stories in the regional press with Dominic Ponsford.

7.00 The Non-League Football Show All the latest non-league football news and action from around the region. This week: Whitehawk vs Truro City.

8.00 Latest News 8.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.30 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

9.00 The Winery A tour of Italy's vineyards and wineries, taking in the pictureque villages of Tuscany, Italian recipes, and beautiful resorts.

9.30 Jak and Eddie's Scottish Kitchen Top chef Jak O'Donnell and baker Eddie Boyle join forces to make more delicious dishes from the best Scottish ingredients.

10.00 Slime House TV 10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Scouse Pop 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 The Non-League Football Show 1.30 Noise Reel 2.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.30 Slime House TV 3.15 Noise Reel Extra 3.30 The Newspapers 4.00 The Vote (x4)

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 America's Most Hated President? - Panorama America's 2016 election season has been the most bitter and ugly in living memory.

Hilary Andersson meets angry Americans on both sides of the electoral race who feel disillusioned and disenfranchised by the electoral process.

8.00 EastEnders Masood makes a big decision. One resident faces an upsetting reality.

8.30 Children In Need Rocks For Terry A special concert staged at the Royal Albert Hall to honour broadcaster and the inspirational figurehead of BBC Children in Need, Sir Terry Wogan. Music that Sir Terry loved or had a connection with is at the heart of this celebration and is performed by artists including Take That, Ellie Goulding, Olly Murs, Gregory Porter, Michael Ball, Alfie Boe, Rick Astley, Beverley Knight, Alexander Armstrong, The Vamps, Ward Thomas and Shaun Escoffery.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz.

11.30 The Graham Norton Show 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball kicks off the week by chatting exclusively to the latest couple to leave the competition.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Jennifer Saunders and Patricia Potter.

Celebrities hunt for antiques across the UK. 8.00 University Challenge It is another second-round match where two teams fight it out for a place in the quarter-finals.

8.30 Only Connect Two teams of first-round winners return to fight for a place in round three. Hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell.

9.00 NW See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Evan Davis.

11.15 Will Britain Ever Have A Black Prime Minister? British TV and movie star David Harewood investigates the obstacles facing black Britons in rising to positions of power and influence, and calculates the statistical chances of someone from his own background ever becoming prime minister.

12.15am The Great British Bake Off Class Of 2015 1.15 The Choir: Gareth's Best In Britain

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Kerry is on the warpath. Nicola makes a discovery.

Rebecca tries to help Diane.

7.30 Coronation Street The screw tightens on Maria. Gary forces Sarah to face the music. Michael makes an alarming discovery.

8.00 Gino's Italian Escape: Hidden Italy Tuscany. Gino D'Acampo continues his series in the Italian sunshine, exploring the country as the locals know it, meeting the people who keep age-old traditions alive and revisiting the culture of his homeland.

8.30 Coronation Street Maria falls on her own sword. Michael rattles Phelan's cage. Gary rages at David.

9.00 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! With their lives of luxury far behind them, the celebrities settle into camp life. But who will be next to face the Bushtucker Trial? Ant and Dec present all the latest action from the jungle.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 The Agenda 11.30 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan chats with Jeremy Clarkson, Robbie Williams, Little Mix and the hilarious Micky Flanagan.

12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Oxford Street Revealed 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Secret Life Of The Hospital Bed 11.45 Rip Off Food 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Moving On 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Money For Nothing 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am My Life In Books 6.30 Junior Bake Off 7.00 Junior Bake Off 7.30 Junior Bake Off 8.00 Animal Babies 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.30 Hi-de-Hi! 2.00 Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tenable 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 The Goldbergs 7.10 The Goldbergs 7.35 The Goldbergs 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A New Life In The Sun 11.00 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Coast Vs Country 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Can John Paul persuade James to help free Diego from prison?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Supershoppers Consumer programme hosted by Andi Osho and Anna Richardson looking at Britain's biggest brands and retailers.

8.30 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade See highlights.

9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series in which a group of ex-Special Forces soldiers recreate the SAS selection process. Who Dares Wins reaches its climax with the notoriously gruelling 'Resistance to Interrogation' phase.

10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Well-travelled Sophie, who's 24, is paired with wellheeled Adam, 22.

11.05 The Lie Detective Reality series in which human lie detector Dan Ribacoff brings together current couples, exes and hopeful singletons to find out the truth about their relationships.

11.55 60 Days In Jail 12.50am Derren Brown: The Great Art Robbery 2.15 Grand Designs Australia 3.15 Location, Location, Location 4.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 5.05 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Bob The Builder 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Thomas & Friends 7.35 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.00 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 House Doctor 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Paper Angels (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Justin is determined to win Phoebe back and turns to Brody for help.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Battered Britain: Winter Road Rescue Series following patrols who make sure the UK does not grind to a halt when winter weather hits.

8.00 Traffic Cops Action-packed documentary series following Yorkshire-based law enforcers.

9.00 Chris Tarrant's Extreme Railway Documentary series in which Chris Tarrant explores the world's most extreme railway lines.

10.00 Can't Pay? Special: Agents Under Attack Observational documentary series following the work of Britain's High Court enforcement agents. This special edition looks back at some of the agents' most dangerous encounters, with candid first-hand accounts and exclusive insight into what it is like to face threats, abuse and violence just for doing your job.

11.05 FILM: In Time (2011) Starring Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy, Olivia Wilde, Matt Bomer and Alex Pettyfer. Sci-fi thriller.

1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 House Doctor 4.00 Burglars & Break-Ins: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Modern Family (x2) 4.00 A Town Called Eureka 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl. See highlights. 9.00 Trollied 9.30 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 10.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 11.00 The Force: Essex 12.00am Air Ambulance ER

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Forest, Field & Sky: Art Out Of Nature 9.00 Penny Blacks And Twopenny Blues: How Britain Got Stuck On Stamps 10.00 Hotel Deluxe 11.00 The First World War 11.50 Dan Cruickshank's Adventures In Architecture 12.50am Constable: A Country Rebel

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.35 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! 10.00 I'm A Celebrity... Extra Camp 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.00am The Cleveland Show (x2)

12.05pm The Darling Buds Of May 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Man About The House 4.50 On The Buses (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.40am Inspector Morse

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Young & Hungry (x2) 5.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Black-ish 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Drifters 10.35 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 12.30am Tattoo Fixers

10.55am FILM: Gilda (1946) 1.10pm Time Team 2.10 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 5.55 Find It, Fix It, Flog It 6.55 Car S.O.S 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Vet On The Hill 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Decision At Sundown (1957) 12.35pm The China Syndrome (1979) 3.05 Hell And High Water (1954) 5.10 The Hound Of The Baskervilles (1959) 6.55 Big (1988). See highlights 9.00 The Best Man Holiday (2013) 11.25 I Give It A Year (2013) 1.20am The Belly Of An Architect (1987)

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: DragonQuest (2009) 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (x2) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 FILM: Total Recall (1990) 11.10 FILM: The Hitcher (2007) 1.20am Star Trek: Voyager 2.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2)

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