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SUE PERKINS From Great British Bake Off to her new memoir BRIGHTON ALTERNATIVE JAZZ FESTIVAL Uncompromising art on your doorstep

LOOKING SHARP

The full treatment from Brighton’s singing barber at Peter Joannou Male Grooming Page 6

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L7 CONTENTS CELEB CITY Charmaine films a comedy music video with Ant Dewson

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DOGGY TALES/ONLY IN BRIGHTON/ NANGLE NATTERS A tale of two pooches; London Road street art; Nangle takes her pennies to the Palace Pier

LOOKING SHARP

Andrew Kay visits Peter Joannou Male Grooming in Brighton's Lanes to get the complete experience

ABOUT A BOY/YAK YAK YAK

Jake turns to equality at the Olympics; Andrew praises a sense of adventure and a pressed shirt

SUE PERKINS INTERVIEW

From cakes to spectacles, comic Sue Perkins brings her book and her comedy to town

HOT LIST Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

ANDREW KAY DINES OUT Andrew Kay speaks to Emma Brünjes about having dinner with The Twits

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CELEBCITY With Charmaine Davies

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> Comedy music video filming with Ant Dewson

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do get some strange acting jobs and this week was no exception. I've been working on a music video for Comedy musician Ant Dewson. Ant has been on the comedy circuit for 7 years and often gigs in Brighton as well as all over the country.

I first met Ant when we gigged together about a year or so ago at the comedy night Silly Saturdays, which is twice a month at The Caroline of Brunswick in Brighton. His comedy song titles include 'Easier To Be Faithful When You Are Ugly' and being a huge fan of Carol Vorderman he has written a song of the same name.

Today we've been filming the video for his latest comedy song, 'I Think You're Sexy When You Take Out The Bins’.

It was the hottest day of the year and I was wearing Uggs, leggings and a cardigan! And quite honestly I'll never look at taking the bins out in the same way ever again. But what a fun day of filming it was. I met some lovely people and I'm sure I lost a few pounds due to the heat.

Ant Dewson has been playing the piano for many years but he admits 'Only Got To Grade 6'. But his comedy songs are so catchy, especially this latest one. When it's been edited I'll pop the link in my column and I bet you'll all be whistling along.

If you want to find out where you can see Ant Dewson live and even listen to his catchy comedy tunes then go to his website where you can also read some of the great reviews that he got when he was at the Edinburgh festival. In fact I've just got back from the Edinburgh festival and I had the most wonderful time but that's a whole other story! antdewson.co.uk

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ALES O G GY T D DOGGY TALES > A tale of two pooches

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very week Latest 7 will regale you with tales about the dogs who reside in Brighton (via their owners) and also introduce you to rescue dogs, hoping to find forever homes.

This week, we have two for the price of one! Meet Dolly and Gypie, owned by Jade Dodd Weeks.

“Gypie was rescued from Raystead, he was underweight and had all of his fur shaved off due to being matted. But his face was still full of fluff, he looked a bit like a grey Lion!

“Dolly was a surprise birthday gift. I was out for a meal with a work friend the night before my birthday, after the meal we went to the pub next door. My friend had two presents wrapped for me, but I was told I wasn't allowed them yet.

“My friend told me I could have them after she’d received a text, but said that I had to go outside first.

“To my surprise, there was Louis (my boyfriend) holding this tiny puppy in a pink gift bag with a big red bow around her neck! Everybody was in on the surprise and the gifts were for Dolly. It was the best surprise ever!”

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’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the Palace Pier is not just for tourists. And not just because it’s a good place for residents to take out­of­town visitors, or handy loos for getting changed in when you fancy a sea swim and don’t want to do the towel­Rhumba that risks your modesty with each maneuvre.

Recently I went in to the arcades on the pier, armed with just a few pounds and an overtired mood. I duly changed the first pound into tuppences at the counter. And I was hooked.

Not only could I win more tuppences – the decadence of it all! But I was given fabulous tokens every time I won. Before long, heady with the thrill of it all, I’d advanced onto ten pence pieces and reams of token strips. Greedily I coveted soft toy key rings and novelty shot glasses at the token exchange booth. I felt like the low rent version of the people I’d seen in movies, swimming in dollar bills in Vegas. It was intoxicating.

When I left I was still tired, but filled up with cheap (I spent £5 in all) thrills. I was a winner. And the proud owner of make­ it­yourself glider. Marvellous.

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LOOKING > Andrew Kay visits Peter Joannou Male Grooming in Brighton's Lanes to get the ultimate experience

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kay men, it’s time to fight back. No longer is pampering the sole domain of the ladies, no sir. Now is our moment, it’s time to start taking care and being proud that we take care and not hiding the fact that we buy male "cosmetics".

I'm no fan of shaving, I started late and never really got into the habit so to me it became a tedious and occasional necessity. I was never taught by my father how to shave, that would have been embarrassing at the age of 26, so I pretty much scraped away at my face for years.

Then I discovered barbers and wet shaves. I was in India and it seemed like a good idea. It was a great idea and ever since I have been hooked, so much so that I see it as an essential and regular treat. If I were a rich man it would be a daily treat, but I am not.

“ Buffed and polished, moisturised and oiled I was ready for the shave ” Brighton has plenty of places that now offer a wet shave but my preference is a trip to see that singing barber Peter Joannou at his eponymous male grooming parlour in the Lanes. What a treat it is too, and once a month for a really great shave is not so much of an extravagance that it will lead to guilt, making this a pleasure and not a guilty one.

The shop is smart and stylish, there is evidence on the walls and on the sound system of his passion for singing swinging, and he sings it well, not only in the shop but at various gigs.

Expect Sinatra, Bennett, Martin and Presley.

But Peter's forte is male hairdressing and all that goes with it, and this time I popped along for the full service, a totally relaxing session of grooming that left me both feeling and looking good.

It started with a bespoke haircut. Now my hair, or what is left of it, is curly and difficult. Peter certainly got the measure of it though and kept my unique, if slightly bizarre look, and sharpened it up. I was pleased.

Next came a sequence of dry towels, wet towels, hot towels and steam that launched into an amazing face buff that sloughed away dead skin and left me feeling very clean indeed.

Buffed and polished, moisturised and oiled I was ready for the shave. Peter uses a combination of blades, modern technology and classic traditional methods to get that shave as close as possible, and close it is. I was now buffed and smooth as… well you know the rest.

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He was also confident enough to tackle my burgeoning moustache, a wiry white confection that curls over my upper lip and has a life of its own. He tamed it, trimmed it and called it into line. I was impressed.

Meanwhile one of his talented stylists had set to work on my hands. Now I know a manicure sounds just a little, well for want of a better word let's say poncey, but believe me when I say it is not – far from it. Once you've had a manicure and enjoyed not only the feel of having perfect nails but also the response you get when people spot them – and you will – you will be hooked as I am.

By this point I was feeling very good, very relaxed and spoilt.

Peter finished by giving me a very impressive neck and shoulder massage, firm enough to make you aware of the tension in your muscles but not so firm that it hurts – a perfect balance. Finally he finished my unruly hair with two types of dressing that kept it softly in place and add a level of shine that it simply never has. I liked the way it looks and I loved the way I feel. As Peter says: "dare 2b dapper" and dapper I feel.

Of course you can enjoy all of these services individually or go for the full Monty as I did – over 90 minutes of pure indulgence for around £76, a price that more than challenges the cost of similar pampering services on offer to our female friends.

Peter uses great products too, Jack Black hair and skin products, Redken for Men and Brighton Beard Company too – we love local.

His experience was gained in top London salons like John Frieda, where he worked with hairdresser to the stars Nicky Clarke, but he says that he learnt the basics working with his uncle George – a superb barber now retired. His stylists Victor, Josh and James are equally well trained and passionate about their craft.

Pay them a visit and spoil yourself or indeed spoil a friend with a gift certificate. The shop is also geared up for private events with a separate upstairs salon for those occasions, perhaps that wedding morning spruce up? For me though a visit to Peter is worth every penny spent.

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ANDREW KAY

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About a boy

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> Olympic equality

> Pressing issues

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ne of the uglier moments of the recently completed Olympics in Rio was the row over South African runner Caster Semenya. Specifically protestations by many that the abnormal levels of testosterone found in her body compared to her fellow female competitors gave her an unfair advantage on her way to the 400m gold medal.

Much of the commentariat has been quick to highlight the arguments of both sides of the debate, but to me it’s clear as day. The chemicals that make up both the physiology and mentality of Caster Semenya are in just the right balance to make her an unbeatable athlete. End of. Get over it. She didn’t ask for it, but when she realised she had it, she didn’t look back. She grafted, she refined, she weathered some of the most unjustified criticism ever levelled at any athlete in history. Natural talent isn’t some mysterious, ethereal force. The clue’s in the name. It’s natural. It’s biology.

It's just the same for the Paralympians who begin competing this week. These are people who have used their specific physicality to their advantage and become world class in their chosen sport. It just seems so hypocritical to on the one hand bemoan drug cheats for making competition artificial and on the other demand someone like Semenya take hormone suppressants to essentially change her body and make it fair.

Precisely what is fair about that? It would be like asking Michael Phelps to make his legs shorter or asking Simone Biles to eat a 12­course banquet before her gymnastics floor routine.

Sport is beautiful because it's our exemplar of human evolution. The strongest, fastest, most mentally strong people win. Overtime, as travel becomes even easier, genes merge and become stronger, athletes will get even better and sporting achievements will continue to move us and surpass our expectations. Marvellous isn't it?

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t's over a month now since two of my best friends departed for a new home in France – and how I miss them. I envy them too, starting up a new business just north of Nice in a pretty hill village with access to a large number of very good restaurants close by and of course excellent weather, well who wouldn't be just a little envious. And they are great friends who have already extended an invitation to visit them when the building works are complete and their new B&B is ready to open.

Keeping up with the works they are undertaking though does not inspire envy, the cleaning and refurbishment of a septic tank in extreme heat does not sound appealing and having no water for a few days equally unattractive. But then I see the pretty garden, the terraced cafés and bars and small village squares and fountains, festivals with people parading in traditional costumes… ah, one can dream.

Oh yes, I forget, there is something else that I miss apart from their excellent company and great cooking, I miss Sebastien who for the last year has been doing my ironing for me. For a small fee this man could plough his way through a mountain of shirts at a speed that beggared belief. My cupboards have been a sight to behold, hanger after hanger of perfectly pressed cotton, no synthetics here thank you very much, all hanging in the same direction and grouped by colour.

I don’t have OCD but the joy of this sight could drive me there.

The solution? Well I have invested in a steaming device, it seems to do a pretty good job and I can keep up with the pressing engagements that is true. What I can't keep up with is the absence of good friends, the kind who are simply there, never demanding but always ready to listen and lend a hand. It has also made me realise the value of all my friends close by and far away. I hope I never take them for granted.

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SUE PERKINS > From cakes to spectacles, comic Sue Perkins brings her book and her comedy to town What prompted you to hit the road with your new tour, “LIVE! in Spectacles”?

It’s a good time to look back on my life so far. I fully intend to live to the age of 92, so this is half­time. Essentially this tour is handing out the orange segments.

Tell us more.

Writing a memoir begins a process that doesn’t necessarily end with publication. You begin to think about family life and stories and relationships, and those are ongoing. Once the book was published, I thought, “There is so much more still to say without necessarily writing another book. Why not animate the book with a live tour?”. It’s like a companion volume, I guess.

A big, technicolour puke of thoughts. Perhaps I should put that on the poster…

“ Births, deaths,

lemon drizzle and getting fondled by a Cambodian hermit ”

You have always relished live performance, haven’t you?

Yes, I love live. I really enjoy playing with an audience. At book events, I do Q&As, and it’s often then that the madness starts. It often feels like an anarchic version of Question Time.

What do you particularly like about interacting with the audience?

It enriches me. Performing live challenges you to be more engaged. And the great thing is, each venue is completely different. What I have done lately has been TV­based, so I haven’t had the same feedback as I get live, and that’s what I love. I adore the raw surprise of someone asking a question you would never have expected. I love the spontaneity of it. I don’t encourage hecklers, but sometimes a heckler is the funniest person in the room ­ why not embrace that? The audience is a big pool of fun you can swim around in. But remember ­ no petting.

You will be giving each ticket­ holder a copy of your book, “Spectacles”. What’s the thinking behind that?

It gives me the opportunity to meet the whole audience one by one afterwards during the signings. A gig is a two­way street. It’s not about me broadcasting. It’s not, “This is what I’ve got to say about this.” It’s as much about how people respond to the material. My memoir is a story of family and childhood, and everyone has had one of those. Mine is not the definitive version of childhood, but it’s a great way to start a conversation. I love it when someone says, “It’s weird. I lived next to an electricity substation for 20 years as well.” Or, “We had a cat that dragged our turkey

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across the room at Christmas and we had to eat boiled eggs for our lunch instead.” The book is a recorded history of my life so far, but the tour brings extra stuff to it. The audience adds so much on top of that. It’s important to have that double act thing going on with them.

So what subjects will you be covering in the show?

Births, deaths, lemon drizzle and getting fondled by a Cambodian hermit. I’ll talk a lot about the catastrophising that went on in my family.

There was always a sense that something awful, that imminent doom, was around the corner. It came from my mum – she’s a worrier.

Everything was a potential trip to A & E!

Why do you think The Great British Bake Off has proved so popular?

I think the chemistry between the four of us – Mary, Paul, Mel and I – works so well.

We’re all big kids at heart.

We’re all very playful. We don’t approach it as a job. We approach it as a day out at a country fair! But the real reason why the show is so successful is the 12 people who come to bake every year.

Although we four have received a lot of attention, I really do believe that the bakers are where the magic is.

Sue Perkins Live! in Spectacles will be at Brighton Dome on Sat 10 September at 7.30pm, please call the box office on 01273 709709 or go to brightondome.org to book tickets LATEST 7 | 9

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La Choza 36 Gloucester Rd, Brighton, BN1 4AQ, 01273 945 926, www.lachoza.co.uk

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Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes.

Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday.

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The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

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Drakes, Brighton

We are a independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients.

Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

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Boho Gelato, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings.

The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99.

Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style.

An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting.

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24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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> Dinner With The Twits

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y two favourite ways to spend my evenings have to be dinner and theatre. So when I heard about an extraordinary event that will take place in London this September and October I was intrigued.

But not for long as I had an appointment to speak with producer Emma Brünjes (she attended Windlesham School and grew up in Brighton) about her forthcoming interactive, theatrical dining experience called Dinner at The Twits which will open on 4 September – 30 October at The Vaults underneath Waterloo Station as part of the Centenary Celebrations of Roald Dahl’s birth this year. The Twits were Dahl’s wonderfully hideous creation whose dining habits were to say the least a little bit odd… eyeballs, worms and far worse. Here is what Emma had to say: How did you decide to create an interactive food and theatre event from Dahl's Book?

The guys who I produced Alices Adventure Underground with last year called me up and said "Do you want to have dinner with the Twits" and I said yes, I'm on board, what are we doing? The writer and director of the company Les Enfants Terribles is a huge Dahl fan, we all are, but he is a particular

Dahl geek. None of us are particularly immersive theatre producers but Roald Dahl and Lewis Carroll write these amazing and vivid worlds and it seems to us the best way to tell these stories in a theatrical setting and bring to life all these elements. With the Twits it settled on food. So the combination of theatre and food was something we have never done before.

So much of the food in the book is truly revolting, are your culinary partners, Bompass and Parr going to make everything edible?

Yes and yesterday I did the tasting and it is all so delicious and the size of the bird pie that I was served at 11am was fantastic. There will be eight or nine canapes in the starter course, a tasting course. There are elements to all the courses that are delicious but there are also lots of tricks and unexpected twists along the way. I had popcorn pigeon with anchovy dip and the pie has a luminous green sauce which is great too – you certainly will not go home hungry.

Is this a good opportunity for grown ups to indulge in Dahl?

Yes, ultimately we are all big kids and we haven't grown up yet and we want our audiences to do that too. This is the first time that any of the Dahl books have been used to create something specifically for adults. This is a night to come along and remember what it is to play and have that kind of fun.

Was it difficult to cast?

No because we worked with a brilliant actress last year who we immediately knew was going to be a perfect Mrs Twit and all the actors we use are really experienced in this type of work, quick thinking and reactive but also working with a very strong and tight script that they have to stick to. It is a very structured experience and the audience are on a very strong narrative journey.

Is it easy creating that Dahl world in the Vaults?

The Vaults are perfect for creating the ghastly garden and windowless house so where better than underneath Waterloo station?

Our designer’s visions are breathtaking.

Is this experiential dining?

In a way but there is a story and you have a role, you are guests at the renewal of Mr and Mrs Twit's wedding vows and there is a twist to that too and how you engage with the monkeys two.

The whole thing is 90 minutes long. The evening ends in the mugglewumps upside down bar where you can carry on drinking weird cocktails and the bar is open to the public so you can come along and get the feel of what the show is and then book for the whole experience or come back if enjoyed the show.

Tickets start at £80 which includes the show, a cocktail, a full meal and a half bottle of wine too. Needles to say, I will be there and no doubt nervous but excited.

Dinner At The Twits, The Vaults, Waterloo 4 September – 30 October 2016 Tickets £80­£110 www.twitsdinner.com / 0844 248 1215 Minimum age 14+, recommended for 16+. Under 18s must be

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et’s talk about eyebrows, tattooed eyebrows to be precise, and when having your eyebrows tattooed you really would want me to be precise ­ millimetre perfect please!

I’m Lisa Henning, the MD at Beautiful Ink Ltd, a private home­based studio just off Western Road in Brighton. I’ve been tattooing eyebrows since August 2012, it’s my full time job and I’ve carried out around 1,000 successful permanent makeup treatments on many happy returning clients. I also offer MediTatu®, an advanced micro needling treatment which improves scars, burns and stretch marks, and other treatments and homecare for damaged skin.

Over the coming months I’ll be sharing information about these treatments and others you may be interested in, so if you’ve got any questions get in touch – info@beautifulink.co.uk How long does a permanent makeup tattoo last?

The word tattoo in recent years has lost its permanence, with semi­permanent makeup sounding like one day you’ll wake up and it’s gone! Permanent makeup and semi­permanent makeup are the same thing, and permanent makeup is a tattoo, with molecules of pigment implanted into your skin.

The colour fades out over the years, but some may remain visible forever.

So as it fades could I end up with orange tattooed eyebrows?

If you don’t return for an annual colour refresh or a colour correction if needed, then yes you could. Permanent makeup pigments should be formulated to fade well, but not all are, and the right colour still needs to be chosen for your skin.

Think about foundation colours, and how some start one colour, but change as soon as you get hot. It’s just pigments reacting to your skin.

Brown tattoo pigment is made up of several different colours, black, red, yellow, green and white in various amounts. Each colour has its own fade factor and you often see faded tattooed eyebrows looking shades of orange or pink, and if black was used, that can look grey, green or blue.

The faded tattoo colour is like a skin stain, and very difficult to remove if you decide you no longer want tattooed eyebrows. Faded colour can be corrected, and at Beautiful Ink this is something I specialise in, however you are again committing to the existing shape, or having a consultation to see if the shape can be reworked.

I regret the shape/colour of my eyebrow tattoo, can you get rid of it?

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finish the course because the colour isn’t coming out quickly enough for them. Laser cannot be used on permanent makeup, so other non­laser methods are needed. Next month I’ll chat about what happens during an eyebrow tattoo removal treatment.

The ladies in the photos have all been in touch wanting to remove or reduce their tattooed eyebrows. Whether they got the tattoo they asked for or not, they all have the problem of wanting removal. When researching eyebrow tattoo photos online, you usually find the freshly tattooed photo, with comments that the healed tattoo will be much softer. As you can see, that’s not always the case. You can only trust your chosen eyebrow tattooist, so make sure they are a specialist!

Call Lisa Henning on 07530 978856 or 01273 775188 info@beautifulink.co.uk, www.beautifulink.co.uk

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BRIGHTON MAKEUP SCHOOL > Brighton Makeup School director Lucy Blake tells us how to get all of the tricks of the trade

What is Brighton Makeup School?

At the Brighton Makeup School we offer a wide range of accredited make up artistry and hair courses, as well as advanced makeup, body/face painting and henna tattoo. We offer courses on weekdays, evenings and Saturdays to try to cater to all groups and people and meet their work/study schedules. You can take courses that are one day long, one week, and for those wishing to study more in­depth and learn a huge varied mix of techniques – 3 & 4 week Master Diplomas.

Each course includes manuals, handouts and the three and four week courses include a starter Kryolan makeup kit. We often get in makeup jobs and work experience such as for photo shoots, work assisting on short films, fashion shows, calender shoots and more. We have been collaborating with Bobbi Brown Brighton, where they lay on a fabulous evening only for our students who get to learn Bobbi Brown techniques, get a get generous discount at the event and apply for a Pro student discount card.

We also offer a BMU Pro discount card to our makeup shop, free for all our students, which gets them discounts off all products, books, equipment and discounts off future courses.

This card is also available to those working in the makeup/hair industry to purchase.

This September we are starting transgender makeup classes one evening a week for five weeks, which will be a series of makeup classes teaching how to apply all sorts of makeup and cover 'stubble' etc, as well as a social evening for people to get together, swap ideas and feel comfortable in an environment with other transgender people. We also offer workshops which can be 1 on 1 in makeup or hair, or in groups.

Plus, we offer make over parties for all ages, hen parties and brand new workshop parties for either birthdays, hen do's, work corporate team building events or fun!

Lucy’s story I first got interested in makeup whilst at the BRIT School. As well as training in performing arts we learnt about all aspects of the industry which included makeup. I then trained as a Make Up Artist in London, where I'm from – over 16 years ago in Westminster. My year­long course covered TV makeup, photographic, special effects, hair styling, face and body painting and theatrical, and was a fantastic grounding for learning about all aspects of makeup and the makeup industry.

I then started my makeup career working freelance and for an agency in television with jobs for the BBC and Channel 5 and photographic work, whilst also working in front of the camera sometimes doing small acting jobs for TV and adverts, and also working as a casting assistant – both of which were great experiences & allowed me to learn a lot about the industries.

I continued working freelance whilst starting a family and we moved to New Zealand with our then one­year­old son where I worked as a presenter on a cooking show for a channel similar to Latest TV, appeared in a play, and continued working doing makeup jobs – oh! – and had baby no.2! We returned to the UK and moved to Brighton (where baby no.3 arrived!), which we have called home for ten and a half years now.

After continuing freelance makeup work and training as a beauty therapist I started to teach as I felt by then I had many years of experience in makeup, the industry, and wanted to teach other aspiring makeup artists to help fulfil their dreams.

I took over Brighton Makeup School over two years ago as director and have been busy running and expanding the school ever since whilst continuing to fit in freelance work (and baby no.4 arrived last year!). We moved to our venue in Kemp Town last December and added our pro shop stocking Kryolan, makeup books, cases, brushes, glitter, airbrush makeup and lots more that both the pro and amateur makeup artist needs. At the school all of our teachers are freelance and working makeup and hair artists, which keeps all the teaching and techniques up­to­date and relevant. We are so excited that our newest teacher is a celebrity, red carpet and Paris runway makeup artist – which is fantastic!

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> No Man’s Land

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> Richard Alston Dance Company

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ollowing the success of Richard Alston Dance Company’s debut performances at the Theatre Royal Brighton last year, the company now returns with a new evening of work – three works by Alston and one by the company’s Associate Choreographer Martin Lawrance. It has everything audiences have come to expect from Alston’s company – ten extraordinary dancers, exhilarating, moving choreography and a wonderful range of music.

Associate Choreographer Martin Lawrance – formerly one of the company’s star dancers – has been making work for RADC since 2003 and premiered his work Stronghold at Theatre Royal Brighton in 2015. This year, the company’s opening night in Brighton will be the just the fourth ever performance of his new work, Tangent. Set to music by Astor Piazzolla, the piece evokes the tightly controlled yet highly volatile energy of modern tango.

Richard Alston ­ widely acknowledged as one of the UK’s most musical choreographers ­ has made more pieces to the music of Benjamin Britten than any other composer. Two of the works on the bill in Brighton are danced to Britten song cycles.

Rejoice in the Lamb is danced to Britten’s superb setting of Christopher Smart’s poetry.

“ Tightly controlled yet highly volatile energy

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The words are full of wild and witty details reflected in Alston’s joyous choreography for his company’s ten dancers.

Illuminations is Alston’s exhilarating, vivid exploration of the violent obsession between the radical poet Rimbaud and his lover, the older poet Verlaine. Composer and choreographer combine to depict images from the turbulent life of the wild young genius Rimbaud, who was both visionary and misfit in equal measure.

Finally, Isthmus Remix is a light, fleet­footed response to a score by the contemporary Japanese composer Jo Kondo, with whom Alston has long been fascinated.

Costumes also take centre stage in this programme. The bright, stylish outfits for Tangent are by Philippine fashion designer Jeffrey Rogador, whose work often traces the roots of his homeland. The shimmering historically­evocative costumes for Illuminations are by theatre and film designer Fotini Dimou, known for her work with the Royal Shakespeare Company and the National Theatre and for films such as Ripley’s Game. Alston’s regular collaborator Peter Todd has created the bold and colourful costumes for both Rejoice in the Lamb and Isthmus Remix.

Sat 8 Oct 2016 7.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650

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an McKellen and Patrick Stewart again form a masterly coupling as they lock dramatic horns over Pinter’s extraordinary story of a rivalry re­found. It’s not the easiest of scripts but these two undoubtedly great performers make it seem effortless as they squeeze every last sinister twist from the script, every ounce of wit and laughter and every moment of poetry. It’s dark and worrying and yet there are moments of magical lightness to director Sean Mathias’ stylish production that make it compellingly watchable. McKellen’s Spooner is eloquently blundering, Stewart’s Hirst goes from vulnerable, stumbling drunk to razor­ edged pomposity with ease and Owen Teale and Damien Moloney give a threatening balance to the whole.

It’s hard to see why Pinter is often pitched as ‘difficult’ when you see it performed by actors who make it so masterfully approachable.

Theatre Royal Brighton, 22 August 2016 Andrew Kay ★★★★★

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MUSIC

ENTERTAINMENT

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@latestjoef

Anna Högberg Attack @latestjeff

> Together The People

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ack for a second year and looking bigger and better than the inaugural event, Together The People is a collaboration between local promoters One Inch Badge and various local businesses and creatives, with a focus upon delivering an event that brings together music, food, community, arts and film.

In 2015 the festival was powered by bio­diesel and solar technology, recycled over 5.3 tonnes of waste and generated over £2,000 in public donations for local homeless charity ‘Brighton Housing Trust’.

The family­friendly festival is open to all ages, will host three music stages and see the return of the Incredible Moving Picturehouse as well as the Soapbox stage hosting a selection of talks, debates, poetry, spoken word and acoustic performances from local contributors and beyond.

The main attraction is surely Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys performing Pet Sounds and Greatest Hits. But the line up is exceptional across the board this year, with the likes of Nathaniel Ratecliff & The Night Sweats, Hiatus Kaiyote, Gaz Coombes, Turin Brakes, The Horrors, Peter Hook & The Light performing Joy Division & New Order Greatest Hits, Songhoy Blues, M. Ward, and many high quality local acts performing over the two days.

Together The People have also put together a very strong children’s and film line up, and will also offer local street food, craft beer, roaming entertainers, children’s entertainment, arts and craft, local ales and workshops.

Preston Park, 3 & 4 September, 1­10pm. www.togetherthepeople.co.uk

“ The return of the

Incredible Moving Picturehouse as well as the Soapbox stage ”

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> Brighton Alternative Jazz Festival: uncompromising art on your doorstep

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went to the inaugural Brighton Alternative Jazz Festival last year and had a great time, chuffed at the rare chance to see such a breadth of jazz styles and talented musicianship, and at an affordable rate. The success of the first has thankfully led to a second next weekend, which will also feature live painting by Gina Southgate and an extra full day of local musicians performing at The Verdict on Sunday 11 September.

Taco Bells & Pekka Airaksinen are a noisy act for the wilder music fans out there, Bourne Davis Kane & Paul Dunmall will be performing some spirited British free­ jazz, while Tom Rainey (drums) & Ingrid Laubrock (tenor saxophone) are celebrated improvisers from New York.

Quintet Sloth Racket explore loudquietloud dynamics in a more ferocious sort of way than Pixies, Anna Högberg Attack are an all­female sextet who create a sensational sensorial assault while Konstrukt & Alexander Hawkins develop the cosmic jazz of Sun Ra. You can see videos on YouTube of Sophie Agnel’s gorgeous droney piano improv: she pays as much attention to the inside of the instrument as the keys.

I'm probably most excited about the Artifacts Trio myself (headlining Saturday), with the combination of flute, cello and drums evoking some of my favourite spirit jazz. Try streaming the mellifluous (and almost funky) track ‘Light On The Path’.

If you buy tickets for BAJF you'll be supporting a local independent festival that continues to showcase female musicians who are often under­represented in other festivals.

It's also simply a chance to hear some invigorating music and witness the debut UK performances of many of the acts.

Brighton Alternative Jazz Festival, The Old Market, Fri­Sat 9/10 September, www.brightonalternativejazzfestival.com Photo credit: Micke Keysendal

“ Debut UK

performances for many of the acts ”

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> Double vision

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eptember is arriving – and with it loads of funny comedians. Whether it’s Lou Sanders over in Eastbourne for Screaming Blue Murder this Friday, Russell Kane and Sarah Millican in Worthing over the next couple of weeks, or Hal Cruttenden at Eastbourne’s Royal Hippodrome in a couple of weeks’ time – we’ve got treats aplenty in Sussex with the first Autumnal month.

Closer to home finds a fantastic line­up at Zoe Lyons’ monthly gay­friendly comedy

Tiff Stevenson

night Bent Double, welcoming Tiff Stevenson as the night’s headliner, with great support from favourites Rosie Wilby and Sam Savage.

Stevenson mixes gender politics with witty observational humour, complimenting Wilby’s engaging storytelling and

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Savage’s cheeky character laughs from her Linda Larkin creation. All hosted by Lyons herself (as frequently seen on all of those television panel shows).

For those after rising comedy from the trenches, check out Friday’s On The Edge, with some of the best up and coming acts in close quarters. Enjoy.

Bent Double, Sunday 4 September, Komedia, 7.30pm, £12/9/5 On The Edge, Friday 2 September, Caroline of Brunswick, 7.30pm, £5

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Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 The Black Fields

The Fighter 2 OSARO LOVING YOU IS EVERYTHING 3 Christopher Matthewson Somewhere in Between 4 Death Ape Disco Killing Floor 5 Mean Poppa Lean Ain’t Nobody 6 Pam Weekes The Rhythm 7 RADIOKILLAZ FEATURING OSARO Shut Up and Dance ­ Remix 8 SENIOR SERVICE

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Kool RAy @brightonsarty

9 Tronicstic Say What You Say 10 St.Michel Music Junkie 11 Threepenny Thieves New Romantic

> The art of conversation

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e met ceramicist extraordinaire Kay Aplin a few years ago at her astonishing home ‘The Ceramic House’ – which is, quite literally, a living showcase of her work. (Be sure to pop in at next year’s AOH festival. It’s on the Fiveways trail.) So we’re looking forward to seeing – and hearing – the results of her curatorial collaboration with sound artist Joe Young in Phoenix’s south gallery as part of the Brighton Digital Festival.

‘Landscape: Islands’ is the

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result of a quartet of international artists who have been working in Phoenix studios as part of an ambitious residency project, masterminded by Kay and Joe. The fantastic four are Anne Lykke (Denmark, ceramics); Mike Blow (UK, sound); Ingibjörg Guòmundsdóttir (Iceland, ceramics) and Iris Garrelfs (UK and Germany, sound), and the exhibition reflects a unique conversation between sound and

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ceramics. Until 25 September. www.artymagazines.com

The House Of Love 13 White State Liners Tent VS. Blizzard 14 CASCADES What Have You Done to Me? 15 Mr resonate All that im not 16 jason smart mostly water 17 Maria McAteer Brighton Boy 18 Fresh Like Dexie Blissful Thinking 19 MC Cashback Lamb Tagine & Couscous 20 the wolfgirl liberation uncanny blossoms To listen to tracks & to submit your music & videos go to: www.thelatest.co.uk/music­chart

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> Brighton Lights with Lucy Goldberg

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hen searching for something fun to do in Brighton, most of us head online and spend far too long trawling through the mass of local listings available. But now you can put your phone down and reach for the TV remote instead, as Latest TV has done the research for you! We’re about to launch Brighton Lights – a weekly show dedicated to bringing you the very best of what’s on in our vibrant city.

“ There’s always something to interest you and get you out on the town ” If you already tune in to our Latest News programme, you’ll know that I talk each day about the wide range of music gigs, film releases, stage and comedy shows, and other events that you can enjoy in all corners of the city and its surrounding areas.

Brighton has long been a hub of activity and entertainment, and with its huge choice of venues, including fantastic theatres, cinemas, clubs, bars and outdoor spaces, it’s not hard to see why. From international stars and well­established performers to upcoming local talent, the entertainment on offer here is so diverse, and of such high quality, that we think it deserves its own weekly TV spot!

So, from September, join me every Tuesday evening at 6.30 for Brighton Lights, and see all the week’s entertainment news in one go. Regardless of your age or your taste in music, comedy, drama, film and festivals, my aim is to make sure there’s always something on Brighton Lights to interest you and get you out on the town.

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TUESDAY 30 Location, Location, Location Channel 4, 8pm Oh, this’ll be fun – finding a home in the beautiful Lake District for single mum Anne... with her teenage son Vinnie. Kirstie’ll have her work cut out if she’s dancing to the tune of a teenage wish list.

Meanwhile, Phil is looking in the same area for a dream home for couple Amanda and James. Time for fantasy shopping.

Inside The White House Channel Five, 9pm It’s such an iconic building that aliens regularly seem to target it first in any invasion. This two-part documentary looks at the 200year-old US presidential headquarters, from design and construction through to early runins with disaster that threatened the homebase for all following presidential families.

Killjoys Syfy, 8pm Time to meet the parents! Johnny escorts Pawter home for a chilly family reunion. Since her Dad told her to stay put as a prisoner last time they spoke, the high falutin family will be less than pleased to see her arrive with a Killjoy boyfriend in tow. At the same time, D’avin has a few side effects from Kylen’s Red 17.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Patricia Dainton Presents...: House in Marsh Road 6.05 The House In Marsh Road (1960) 7.30 Out Of The Fog (1962) 8.50 Stagecoach West: Fort Wyatt Crossing 9.50 Penny Points to Paradise (1951) 11.20 Scarlet Street (1945) 1.30pm Together 2.00 Dance Little Lady (1954) 3.45 Glimpses: West of Inverness 4.00 Novel Ideas 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff look at who sampled whom with music by James Brown, Billy Cobham, Alka Yagnik, and Mahavishnu Orchestra.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

8.30 Edinburgh Festival Extra Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival.

9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.30 Here I Come Mr Taylor is at it again. He is blackmailing one of his employees.

10.00 Kick Out The Jams Sullivan & Gold give a stripped back acoustic session in the NVTV studio, Belfast.

10.30 Tramshed Sessions 11.00 Live At The Latest: Noble Jacks 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Heroes For Sale 2.00 Digital Nation 2.30 Latest Homes Live 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping: Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders Louise does her best to help her brother. Denise has an uncomfortable encounter. Stacey clocks on that all is not well with Sonia.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.

8.00 Holby City With Evie still recovering from her fall, Fletch commits to being a better dad, with tragic consequences. Morven finally allows herself to let her hair down.

9.00 One Of Us Drama series following the aftermath of a horrific double murder. When the police come knocking, the Elliots and Douglases must decide what to do. Meanwhile, Juliet’s actions have tragic unexpected consequences.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

10.45 Stacey Dooley Investigates: Sex In Strange Places 11.40 Drugs Map Of Britain 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show.

6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain.

7.00 Garden Rescue 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition.

8.00 Inside The Factory Documentary series. Gregg Wallace joins a human production line in the largest sports shoe factory in the UK to see how they produce three and a half thousand pairs of trainers every 24 hours by sewing 32 million individual stiches and using 140 miles of thread.

9.00 New York 2016: America’s Busiest City 10.00 Home From Home Sitcom pilot. Home from Home features Johnny Vegas playing uptight, tryhard dad Neil Hackett, whose decision to buy a lodge in the Lake District proves disastrous when he discovers he is living next door to the uber successful, effortlessly superior Dillons.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.15 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires.

12.15am Sign Zone: An Hour To Save Your Life 1.15 Sign Zone: The Day I Met The Queen

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Pierce and Rhona receive an unexpected visitor. Bernice takes drastic action.

8.00 Garden Nightmares Revealing documentary exploring the bizarre phenomena that take place on a daily basis in seemingly ordinary gardens.

Some find themselves at the mercy of Mother Nature, as overnight costal collapses threaten the very ground they are built on.

9.00 Rookies Series revealing what it is like to be dropped into the front line of law enforcement, as seven ordinary people train to be police officers in Surrey. 24-year-old Claudia from Surrey has decided to return home to join the police, having travelled the world for three years crewing yachts and working in bars and ski chalets.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.45 On Assignment News features from around the world.

11.15 Billy Connolly’s Tracks Across America Billy Connolly concludes his travels on the US rail network, taking in the vast and astonishing landscapes that make up America’s backyard.

12.15am Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Red Rock 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Think Tank 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Flog It! 6.45 Fake Britain 7.30 Make Me An Egghead 8.00 Jungle Animal Hospital - Natural World 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Wild Wales 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons (x2) 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Joanne discovers that Joe still has feelings for Mercedes. Diego locates Maria, who makes him an offer he is unable to refuse. Meanwhile, Warren tries to get Darren and Maxine to go into business with him.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location See highlights.

9.00 Inside Birmingham Children’s Hospital Documentary series following children and their families in Birmingham Children’s Hospital, narrated by David Tennant. The parents and children in this episode fight for their future when ordinary life is dramatically thrown off course.

10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show.

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by David Mitchell, Katherine Ryan and The Brett Domino Trio.

11.05 Disabled Daredevils Documentary following a group of people with disabilities who push themselves to the limit.

12.05am Prehistoric Megabeasts: Croc vs Snake 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.35 Gillette World Sport 2.00 Tri Liverpool 2.55 Motor Sport: Caterham 3.25 Motor Sport: Spa Classic 3.55 The World’s Weirdest Weather 4.50 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.05 Countdown 5.50 Draw It!

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Rosamunde Pilcher’s Shades Of Love 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away A jealous Hunter tells Olivia that they are over, but he does not get the emotional reaction he was expecting and she coldly accepts the break-up.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Murdered: The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers.

9.00 Inside The White House See highlights.

10.00 Borderline Satirical spoof observational documentary series following an inept team of the UK Border Force based at a fictitious airport. The team deal with their first case of an asylum seeker.

10.30 The Hotel Inspector Returns Documentary series in which awardwinning hotelier Alex Polizzi offers practical advice to failing hotels and guest houses. Alex revisits the Cornish hotel to see if her advice to modernise has had any effect.

11.30 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Award-winning partdramatised crime documentary series.

12.05am Cricket On 5: England v Pakistan 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Streets Of Rage: Caught On Camera 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Galapagos With David Attenborough 3.00 Futurama (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Ross Kemp On Gangs

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Born To Be Wild 8.00 Illuminations: The Private Lives Of Medieval Kings 9.00 All Together Now: The Great Orchestra Challenge 10.00 Hidden Histories: Britain’s Oldest Family Businesses 11.00 Egyptian Journeys With Dan Cruickshank (x2) 12.00am Planet Oil

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: White House Down (2013) 11.40 Family Guy (x2) 12.35am American Dad! (x2) 1.35 The Cleveland Show

11.55am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am The Jury

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 2 Broke Girls (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Country House Cleaners 11.05 My Big Fat Fetish 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Tooth (2004) 12.50pm Coraline (2009) 3.00 Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) 4.50 Thunderbirds (2004) 6.45 Ender’s Game (2013) 9.00 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2011) 11.25 Jimmy’s Hall (2014) 1.35am Orphan (2009) 4.00 Close

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 10.0 Earthquake (2014) 4.00 FILM: Mantera (2012) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys. See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher (2014) 11.00 Killjoys 12.00am Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files

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WEDNESDAY 31 Fishing Saskatchewan LatestTV, 4.30pm Who wants to go to Canada for a spot of fishing? It might not be the first place that springs to mind, but with 100,000 lakes in prairie and boreal province in west-central Canada of Northern Saskatchewan, there are plenty of places to kick back, relax, and drop a line. Take a trip there for half an hour.

Sex, Lies And Cyberattacks Channel 4, 10pm Last year the dating site Ashley Madison was splashed all over the papers. Why? It targeted those who were in the market for a bit of adulterous shenanigans.

And it got hacked. More than embarrassing for clients, but even more was revealed to be going on behind the scenes according to the CEO’s emails.

Celebs Go Dating E4, 10pm They say there’s nowhere more lonely than in the middle of a crowd. Robinson Crusoe might disagree, but there’s no arguing that even celebrities might have a spot of difficulty finding true love.

Ain’t love grand?! Joey Essex is very taken with 21-year-old creative director Natalie, but will his attention last for the date?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Smokescreen (1964) 7.30 The Flaw (1955) 8.45 Stagecoach West: A Place of Still Waters 9.45 Liz Fraser Presents...: Every Day's a Holiday 9.50 Every Day's A Holiday (1964) 11.40 Lady Of Deceit (1947) 1.30pm Together 2.00 The Gay Dog (1954) 3.45 Glimpses: London Food Market 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Fishing Saskatchewan. See highlights.

5.00 Rugby AM 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Heroes For Sale Exploring the geeky goings on in Liverpool and surrounding areas.

7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

8.30 Edinburgh Festival Extra Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival.

9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands.

This week: Owen Davies.

10.00 Reverb Live Live music direct from Stratford Upon Avon College.

10.30 Vibrations Exploring Leeds underground music scene with Kate Wellham of Vibrations magazine.

11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Rugby AM 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.30 Amp’d 3.30 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Rip Off Britain Consumer series presented by Julia Somerville, Gloria Hunniford and Angela Rippon.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins and judges Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood return for the second episode of the amateur baking competition.

9.00 The Chronicles Of Nadiya Two-part series in which Nadiya Hussain visits Bangladesh to explore the recipes that have shaped her love of cooking. In this episode she travels to the capital city, Dhaka, and spends time with a charity that delivers school dinners to some of the country’s most deprived children.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Football Focus: Transfer Deadline Day Special Dan Walker and the Football Focus team round up all the major transfer deadline day moves, with news and reaction from around the country.

11.15 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz.

11.45 FILM: DOA (1988) Starring Dennis Quaid, Meg Ryan, Charlotte Rampling. Remake of classic thriller.

1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty.

6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain.

7.00 Garden Rescue 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition.

8.00 Skies Above Britain A look at the hidden world of the skies above us and the stories of the people who spend their life in flight. For thousands of recreational pilots, uncontrolled airspace is a place of freedom and adventure. Al Coutts and Willie Cruikshank are the Wildcats, two former RAF pilots who perform aerobatic stunts at air displays across the UK. 9.00 An Hour To Save Your Life Medical science series exploring the life-or-death decisions facing doctors in the first critical hour of emergency care. Michael collapses at work with a suspected cardiac arrest.

10.00 People Just Do Nothing 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis.

11.15 Inside The Factory Documentary series.

12.15am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.10 Sign Zone: The Day I Met The Queen 1.55 Sign Zone: The Day I Met The Queen

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Robert pushes Lachlan to confess. Paddy has a plan.

7.30 Coronation Street Maria’s fear plays into Caz’s hands.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield is back to present the game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to see who knows the most about their other half in a bid to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity.

9.00 DCI Banks Crime drama series.

When a victim of a frenzied attack is found in the woods with his head caved in, initially the team wonders if it is a random attack or related to the location - where a local girl recently committed suicide.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Ellie Simmonds - Swimming With Dolphins Paralympic swimming star Ellie Simmonds has dreamed of swimming with wild dolphins since she learned to swim as a 3-year-old.

11.40 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade travels to Florida, one of America’s prime tourist hotspots, to follow up stories of deadly attacks by monster fish.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 Text-based Information Service 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Red Rock 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Think Tank 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Flog It! 6.45 Fake Britain 7.30 Make Me An Egghead 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Hairy Builder 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Wild Wales 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons (x2) 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Joanne resorts to desperate measures to keep her man.

Alfie gets a surprise call from his hero. Warren declares war when he discovers Maxine’s sabotage plans.

Darren and Nancy’s past comes back to haunt them.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. The pair embark on a journey into their pasts, via the Leeds and Liverpool Canal, which celebrates its 200th anniversary in 2016.

9.00 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary series following specialist letting agents trying to keep both private landlords and tenants happy. In Manchester, letting agent Amin is on the trail of a woman who has fallen behind in her rent.

Neighbours have reported many people coming and going from the property, and Amin discovers a nasty surprise when he pays a visit.

10.00 Sex, Lies And Cyberattacks See highlights.

11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant.

12.05am The Watchman 1.00 FILM: Take Me Home Tonight (2011) 2.45 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.40 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.35 Location, Location, Location 5.30 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s televsion 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Rosamunde Pilcher’s Shades Of Love 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away The Morgan family may be fractured forever in the wake of Brody’s injury.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Stop! Roadworks Ahead Documentary series about men at work on our roads.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series filmed inside the consulting rooms of a busy London NHS practice.

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of High Court enforcement agents. A simple debt collection turns nasty when the debtor’s father threatens the agents with murder.

10.00 Suspects: The Enemy Within Semi-improvised drama series following a team of London detectives as they investigate major crimes. Jack finds a link to Martha’s murder and Gary makes a shocking discovery after an eight-year-old cold case is reopened.

11.05 Suspects: The Enemy Within Semi-improvised drama series following a team of London detectives as they investigate major crimes.

12.05am The Hotel Inspector 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Underground Britain 4.00 Burglars & Break-Ins: Caught On Camera 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Futurama (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Ross Kemp On Gangs 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Boats That Built Britain 8.00 Rule Britannia!

Music, Mischief And Morals In The 18th Century 9.00 The Most Courageous Raid Of WWII 10.00 Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story 11.00 Himmler: The Decent One Storyville 12.30am Voyages Of Discovery

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.55am Two And A Half Men 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Million Dollar Princesses 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Wycliffe 1.35 Law & Order: UK

4.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Containment 10.00 Celebs Go Dating. See highlights.

11.00 Supernatural 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea (1961) 1.10pm Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 3.00 Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989) 4.45 Congo (1995) 6.55 Morning Glory (2010) 9.00 Transporter 2 (2005) 10.40 Frank (2014) 12.35am The Yellow Sea (2010) 3.20 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Hunters (2013) 4.00 FILM: Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus (2010) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 Hunters 10.00 FILM: The Vanishing (1993) 12.10am Hunters 1.10 Star Trek: Voyager

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THURSDAY 1 A Week In The Wild BBC2, 9pm Do all politicians turn to TV presenting when they retire?

We’re sure they used to write memoirs... Anyway, ex politician Stanley Johnson joins presenter Melanie Sykes and comedian Henning Wehn on an iconic longdistance hike in Mexico’s Copper Canyon. Hope they’ve got good walking boots!

Ellen Channel 4, 10pm Drama about a teenage girl – Ellen. With a chaotic home life she’s more than a bit vulnerable – which is why it’s so great that she meets and makes friends with Kayla, who brings kindness and a joy into life that’s been craving it. Fab, you may think. But is it too good to be true when the charming Jason arrives too?

Lost Sitcoms BBC4, 9pm The third in the series of recreated classic lost sitcoms with a brand new cast. Tonight’s focus turns to Till Death Us Do Part, starring Simon Day as the controversial Alf Garnett. Already out of sorts when he gets home to a burnt dinner, Alf’s evening rapidly goes from bad to worse.

Followed by a look at the series.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Girl Who Couldn't Quite (1949) 7.35 Captain Scarlett (1953) 9.10 Stagecoach West: Never Walk Alone 10.10 BFI: Welcome to Britain 11.20 Scarlet Street (1945) 1.30pm Together 2.00 The Brave Don't Cry (1952) 3.50 Glimpses: South of England 4.00 Talk Like That: Mark Cousins 4.30 We are Stardust 5.00 The Music Manual 5.30 Walks Around Britain 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport.

Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more.

9.00 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean.

9.30 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill, Nelda Pereira and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

10.00 Grass Roots Music The best new music as well as more established artists from all across Scotland.

10.30 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge every month.

11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Uncle Arthur 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Talk Like That: Mark Cousins 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Albion Night 4.00 You Make It, We Show It! 4.30 Banterflix 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Carmel prepares for Shakil’s birthday party, but Shakil has other ideas in mind.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Ingenious Animals A team travel the globe in search of the most surprising animal stories. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall is in Florida to investigate the unexpected relationship between the alligator and the manatee which has experts baffled.

9.00 Class Of ‘92: Still Out Of Their League The documentary following Salford City FC continues. Halfway through the season, an ill-fated trip to Ilkeston leaves Salford City’s dream of a promotion in tatters. The managers are asking questions of their players, and accusations of disengagement and laziness are thrown around the dressing room.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS 11.30 FILM: Shine (1996) Starring Geoffrey Rush, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Noah Taylor, John Gielgud. Awardwinning drama, based on a true story of a gifted musician’s triumph over adversity.

1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty.

6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain.

7.00 Garden Rescue 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. Three chefs from Scotland are fighting to be crowned champion. Today, one chef will go home and the veteran judge finds himself with a very difficult decision to make. Inventive chef Michael Bremner is recreating the Scottish deserts of his childhood inspired by a local hero honoured by the Queen.

8.00 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor Going behind the headlines to answer topical medical and health questions.

9.00 A Week In The Wild See highlights.

10.00 Our Ex-Wife 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.15 All Together Now: The Great Orchestra Challenge Series looking for the orchestra that best captures the spirit of great British amateur music-making in the UK, presented by Katie Derham.

12.15am Sign Zone: Fake Or Fortune? 1.15 Sign Zone: The Day I Met The Queen 2.00 Sign Zone: Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Lachlan’s world comes crashing down around him.

7.30 Secrets Of Your Car Insurance: Tonight Car insurance costs and premiums are on the rise again for many, despite competition and price comparison sites. Aasmah Mir investigates some of the factors driving such increases, including dodgy claims and compensation culture.

8.00 Emmerdale Laurel worries about Ashley. Charity puts her plan into action. Lachlan lashes out.

8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady returns to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home to meet more canine resients in need of a new home in this award winning programme.

9.00 The Murder Of Sadie Hartley A dramatic documentary that tells the gripping story of how detectives solved the vicious and shocking murder of businesswoman Sadie Hartley.

10.30 ITV News 11.00 ITV News Meridian 11.15 Rookies Series revealing what it is like to be dropped into the front line of law enforcement.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Secrets Of Your Car Insurance: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Red Rock 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Think Tank 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Flog It! 6.45 Fake Britain 7.30 Make Me An Egghead 8.00 Caravanner Of The Year 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.45 Snowdonia: A Year In The Wild 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons (x2) 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Come Dine With Me 2.05 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna demands to know the truth, leaving Darren and Nancy fearing for their lives.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet: Bionic Specials Professor Noel Fitzpatrick hosts a series which delves deep into the science behind his cutting-edge veterinary procedures. Charlie carries his much-loved Rottweiler cross Lulu into the practice after she loses the use of all four legs.

9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency?

Documentary series. This episode looks at the trials and tribulations of coming of age in Britain in 2016, and the challenges the emergency services face in dealing with people in the legal and social hinterland between childhood and adulthood.

10.00 Ellen See highlights.

11.30 My Millionaire Dads And Me Documentary. Millionaires Tony and Barrie Drewitt-Barlow came to fame in 1999 as the first British gay fathers to pay surrogate mothers to have their own children. Sixteen years on, their eldest children - twins - are about to turn 16.

12.30am Sex, Lies And Cyberattacks 1.25 Inside Birmingham Children’s Hospital 2.20 The World’s Weirdest Weather 3.20 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.15 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems5.30Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Rosamunde Pilcher’s Shades Of Love 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash’s guilt intensifies as he continues to lie to Kat about the dodgy dealings at the garage.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of Underground Britain Documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the UK’s subterranean wonders.

8.00 On Benefits: Single & Skint Documentary series.

9.00 Gypsy Kids: Our Secret World Three-part documentary series. Many young children in Gypsy and Traveller communities are afforded extracurricular experience beyond that of their peers. At 12 years old, Oliver is already a dab hand behind the wheel, although his true passion is for horses.

10.00 Gangland: Turf Wars Groundbreaking two-part documentary. An unprecedented insight into the lives of London’s most notorious street gangs, following young people exposed to murder, drug deals, guns and knives on a daily basis.

11.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of High Court enforcement agents.

12.05am Cricket On 5: England v Pakistan 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 4.00 Ram Raid Britain: Caught On Camera 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Futurama (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Big Cats: An Amazing Animal Family 9.00 The Simpsons (x2) 10.00 Modern Family (x2) 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Ross Kemp On Gangs 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 Alan Johnson: The Post Office And Me 9.00 Lost Sitcoms (x2). See highlights 9.30 James May: The Reassembler 10.00 The Beginning And End Of The Universe 11.00 Timeshift: How Britain Won The Space Race 12.00am Life Story 1.00 Natural World

12.45pm Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed!

1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.20 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Kids Special 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) 11.10 Family Guy (x2) 12.10am American Dad! (x2)

11.55am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.15 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.40am Law & Order: UK

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 Angie Tribeca 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

10.50am FILM: Ice Cold In Alex (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Love Child 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Flash Gordon (1980) 1.15pm Starman (1984) 3.30 Rio (2011) 5.20 Chalet Girl (2011) 7.10 Moonrise Kingdom (2012) 9.00 The Heat (2013) 11.20 American Mary (2012) 1.25am Love And Other Drugs (2010) 3.40 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Under The Mountain (2009) 4.00 FILM: Supercollider (2013) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked 9.00 FILM: Pandorum (2009) 11.00 FILM: Woke Up Dead (2009) 1.00am Star Trek: Voyager

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FRIDAY 2 Young Hyacinth BBC1, 9.30pm Was Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet) always filled with ambitions of twinset and pastels? Apparently so! This comedy prequel takes us back to the 1950s and the early life of Hyacinth and her family, with Rose’s plethora of boyfriends, Daisy’s tomboyishness, and Violet’s ‘consorting’. Oh, I say!

The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice BBC2, 9.30pm You may have missed it but the Great British Bake Off stormed back onto our screens last week, with sugary treats and salty tears all ready to grab our attention. Jo Brand is joined by three celebrity fans to look at unseen footage and salivate at this week’s cakes.

Yum!

Mr Robot Syfy, 9pm Elliot’s a bit enigmatic. Even to himself. He may be this uber hacker with a bit of a drug problem and more women in his life than he talked to in his whole high school experience, but he’s still a mystery. So his interest is bound to be piqued when an encounter with Darlene reveals details of his past life to him.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Sheepdog of the Hills (1941) 7.30 Our Girl Friday (1953) 8.55 Stagecoach West: The Big Gun 9.55 Hindle Wakes (1952) 11.40 Girl on the Boat (1962) 1.30pm Together 2.00 Valley Of Eagles (1951) 3.45 Glimpses: Footage of East Grinstead 4.00 The 1916 Easter Rising: Women of 1916 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 The 2ube

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Banterflix 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Red Rooster 2016 Si Holden samples the sights and flavours of the American Deep South at Euston Hall’s Red Rooster Festival 2016.

8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton's independent cult store, Resident Records.

9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show.

9.30 Under The Radar Paul and Jeff look at who sampled whom with music by James Brown, Billy Cobham, Alka Yagnik, and Mahavishnu Orchestra.

10.00 The 2ube 11.00 Latest After Party 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am The Music Manual 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Uncle Arthur 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 The 2ube 4.00 Latest After Party 4.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Red Rock 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Think Tank 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts another edition of the light-hearted sports quiz.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It is the day of Kim’s salsa show - will all go to plan?

8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon is back to host the new series of the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack. This episode’s guests are Mel Giedroyc, David Haye, Martin Kemp and Romesh Ranganathan.

9.00 Goodnight Sweetheart Timetravel comedy series. TV repairman and unwitting time traveller Gary Sparrow has been trapped in the past for the last 17 years. It is now 1962, and in the midst of his birthday celebrations at The Royal Oak with his wife Phoebe, his teenage son Michael and their old friend Reg, he realises that he could go to the maternity hospital and actually see himself being born.

9.30 Young Hyacinth See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen.

11.35 Comedy Connections 12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Flog It! 6.45 Fake Britain 7.30 Make Me An Egghead 8.00 Horizon: The End Of The Solar System 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.45 The New Forest: A Year In The Wild 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty.

6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain. The two champions of the series will win the ultimate prize for quiz show enthusiasts - a regular place on Eggheads, joining the most fearsome quiz team in history. Hosted

by Jeremy Vine.

7.00 Garden Rescue 7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition.

8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice See highlights.

10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.05 FILM: Carnage (2011) Starring Jodie Foster, Kate Winslet, Christoph Waltz, John C Reilly. Comedy drama.

12.20am Sicily Unpacked 1.20 Sign Zone: Inside The Factory 2.20 Sign Zone: The Day I Met The Queen 3.05 Sign Zone: Countryfile Summer Diaries

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Laurel and Ashley face a family emergency.

7.30 Coronation Street Leanne comes clean. Craig’s birthday dreams are shattered.

8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: A Taste Of The Sun Chef Gino D’Acampo begins his second Italian Escape in Florence as he tackles the famous bistecca alla Fiorentina - the finest, thickest, juiciest steak in Tuscany.

8.30 Coronation Street Nick faces a nightmare. Beth’s world falls apart.

Gary helps Bethany to face her fear.

9.00 Lady C And The Castle I’m a Celeb contestant Lady Colin Campbell attempts to transform a crumbling stately home back into a desirable residence in this one-off documentary. When Lady C bought Castle Goring for a knockdown price, the place was a complete ruin with a leaking roof. Undeterred, Lady C takes on the challenge of restoring this derelict money pit to its former glory.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004) Starring Renee Zellweger, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Jim Broadbent, Gemma Jones.

Comedy sequel.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.10am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Frasier 8.20 Frasier 8.55 Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix Practice 1 Live 10.35 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me 12.55 Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix Practice 2 Live 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The hunt for a killer is on, but who’s the number one suspect?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces: The Best Build George looks back at some of the most ingenious builds where people have transformed the most unlikely of spaces into incredible places to live and work.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show.

Claudia Winkleman and Johnny Vegas face Jon Richardson and Reginald D Hunter while Sara Pascoe is in Dictionary Corner.

10.00 Gogglebox: The Best Bits A special programme revisiting some of the funniest moments from the most recent series of Gogglebox.

11.05 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything Celebrity quiz show in which host Jimmy Carr asks questions from the entire history of mankind. Noel Fielding, Eddie Izzard, Alan Carr, Chelsea Peretti, Romesh Ranganathan and Dara O Briain are the stars taking part this time.

12.35am FILM: The Duke Of Burgundy (2014) 2.25 Fresh Meat 3.10 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.05 Location, Location, Location 5.00 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.15 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Rosamunde Pilcher’s Shades Of Love 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Billie is guiltridden when VJ decides to leave school and is forced to make a heartbreaking decision.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Building The London Underground A fascinating look at the great engineering leaps that built the London Underground, the biggest metro system in the world.

8.00 The Cars That Made Britain Great Rufus Hound narrates as celebrity petrol heads share their memories of classic British motors.

9.00 Carry On Caravanning Documentary about Britain’s funseeking, slow-lane-hogging ‘carafans’.

10.00 The Tube: Going Underground Documentary series following the work of the staff who keep London’s underground train service running smoothly. Charlotte struggles to keep the aging stock of Piccadilly Line rolling. At Bank station, Naeem’s plan to send passengers to London Bridge during a strike leads to chaos.

11.05 Ice Road Truckers Reality series.

12.05am SuperCasino 3.10 The Funny Thing About Dating 4.00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Roary The Racing Car 5.30 Peppa Pig 5.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 5.45 Angelina Ballerina Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm David Attenborough’s Conquest Of The Skies 3.00 Futurama (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 11.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 12.00am Zoo

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2016: Simon Rattle Conducts The Berlin Philharmonic 9.10 Sounds Of The Sixties (x2) 9.30 Girl In A Band: Tales From The Rock ‘n’ Roll Front Line 10.30 Janis Joplin: Little Girl Blue 12.00am Girls In Bands At The BBC 1.00 Blues At The BBC 2.00 Girl In A Band

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: White House Down (2013) 11.35 Family Guy (x2) 12.30am American Dad!

12.00pm The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 FILM: Mirror Mirror (2012) 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 1.10 First Dates

10.35am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 11.00 FILM: Pimpernel Smith (1941) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Out-Laws 10.15 FILM: Welcome To The Punch (2013) 12.15am 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am Krull (1983) 1.25pm The Tale Of The Princess Kaguya (2013) 4.05 Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) 6.25 The Way Back (2010) 9.00 X-Men: First Class (2011) 11.35 The Counsellor (2013) 1.50am Room 237 4.00 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Mantera (2012) 4.00 FILM: Independence Daysaster (2013) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Mr. Robot. See highlights 10.00 FILM: The Vanishing (1993) 12.10am Fact Or Faked

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SATURDAY 3 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 6.50pm Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman don their sparkly dresses and smartest supportive quips for a brand new series of ballroom dancing. Len, Bruno, Darcey and Craig are hot to trot too, as the 15 celebrity dancers find out who their professional dance partners are and show us their fancy steps for the very first time.

The X Factor ITV1, 8.15pm More hopefuls step into the audition arena to bare the gaze and criticism of Simon, Sharon, Louis and Nicole. Will there be a new Wagner to tongue-tie Louis, or a Little Mix to knock Simon’s socks off? And how many angry post-audition testimonials will have Dermot calling for those burly security people? Find out.

The Xtra Factor Live ITV2, 9.15pm Who says you have to stop at an hour of X Factor madness?

Certainly not Matt Edmondson and Rylan Clark-Neal! Giving voice to fans’ immediate responses to what’s just happened, as well as a bit more about the contestants, and social media interactions asking for your voice, it’s a veritable circus.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Third Alibi (1961) 7.20 Operation Diplomat (1953) 8.40 The Wedding Of Lilli Marlene (1953) 10.25 Shadow Of Fear (1963) 11.40 Jules Vernes Rocket to the Moon (1967) 2.00pm The Frightened City (1961) 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 5.00 British Wrestling Weekly

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts.

7.00 Noise Reel 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.30 Edinburgh Festival Extra Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival.

9.00 Late Night With Monica Price Effervescent host Monica Price meets personalities and presents musical guests.

10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music, as DJ Box showcases up-and-coming dance music talent from the UK and Europe.

10.30 The Bassment 11.00 Red Rooster 2016 Si Holden samples the sights, sounds and flavours of the American Deep South at Euston Hall’s Red Rooster Festival 2016.

11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 Scotland's City Safari 2.00 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 Digital Nation 4.00 Late Night With Monica Price 5.00 Teleshopping

BBC1

BBC2

6.00 Pointless Celebrities Celebrity edition of the quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.

6.50 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights.

8.15 The National Lottery: 5-Star Family Reunion Nick Knowles hosts the quiz where families in the UK play alongside their family around the world in the hopes of winning thousands of pounds and a luxury five-star holiday reunion. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws, presented by Gaby Roslin.

9.10 Casualty Medical drama series about the staff at Holby General’s emergency department.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 FILM: Marvel Avengers Assemble (2012) Starring Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L Jackson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston.

Comic book action adventure. The director of peacekeeping agency Shield gathers an elite team of superheroes when a Norse god’s evil brother steals a cosmic cube from an underground base.

12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

6.20 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Jo Brand is joined by comedian Josh Widdicombe and chef Rosemary Shrager to dissect the latest goings-on, with unseen footage and an interview with the latest baker to leave the tent.

6.50 Proms Extra 2016 The weekly Proms magazine show, presented by Katie Derham. The final show of the current series.

7.30 Greece With Simon Reeve In the second episode of this two-part series, Simon travels from the Peloponnese peninsula to the rugged and mountainous north of the country.

8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Private Pike receives his callup papers and, to the great alarm of his mother, he is passed A1.

9.00 FILM: War Horse (2011) Starring Jeremy Irvine, Peter Mullan, Emily Watson, Niels Arestrup, David Thewlis, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch. Wartime drama. It is 1914, and struggling Devon farmer Ted Narracott buys a remarkable but unsuitable horse at auction.

11.15 FILM: Hunky Dory (2011) Starring Minnie Driver, Kristian Gwilliam, Aneurin Barnard. In the heat of the summer of 1976, a drama teacher tries to put on an end-of-year music version of Shakespeare’s The Tempest, using contemporary hits.

1.00am FILM: Romantics Anonymous (2010)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh & Easy Food 12.00pm Football Focus 12.30 Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.10 Athletics: Diamond League Zurich Highlights 2.15 Escape To The Continent 3.15 FILM: Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 4.50 The Getaway Car 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

7.15am The Women’s Football Show 7.45 FILM: The Magnificent Showman (1964) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Lost Land Of The Tiger 12.00pm Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 12.45 Great British Menu 1.15 Great British Menu 1.45 FILM: That’s Entertainment, Part 2 (1976) 3.50 Robot Wars 4.50 Flog It! 5.20 Gardeners’ World

ITV1

6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.35 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.00 NinjaGo: Rise Of The Snakes 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Columbo: A Stitch In Crime 12.50pm ITV News & Weather 1.00 Catchphrase 1.45 Tipping Point 2.45 Victoria 4.15 The X Factor 5.15 Ninja Warrior UK 6.15 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill runs screaming from drones and selfie sticks as he narrates more accidents filmed by viewers in his typically surreal style.

7.15 Go For It Stephen Mulhern hosts a show which sees challengers attempting to wow the nation by putting their unusual skills and implausible party tricks to the test.

8.15 The X Factor See highlights.

9.15 Newzoids The topical puppetanimation sketch show is back with an even bigger all-star cast. This episode features first appearances by Adele, Donald Trump, Bear Grylls, Jeremy Corbyn, Tom Hiddleston, James Corden, Princess Charlotte, Tom Daley and many, many more.

9.45 The Nation’s Favourite Carpenters Song Richard Carpenter takes viewers through this celebration of the best-loved songs of the biggest-selling sister-and-brother act in music history, as the results of an ITV poll reveal which of their songs has been voted the nation’s favourite.

11.05 ITV News; Weather 11.25 Pop Gold Another trawl through ITV’s musical archives.

12.20am The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 1.05 Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.00am Mobil 1 The Grid 6.25 Outlaw Triathlon 7.20 British Rally Championship 7.50 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 The Morning Line 9.55 Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix Practice 3 Live 11.25 Murray Walker Meets Jenson Button 11.55 Formula 1: Italian Grand Prix Qualifying Live 2.30pm Channel 4 Racing 4.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.45 Ugly House To Lovely House With George Clarke 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Hidden Britain By Drone Documentary series presented by Sir Tony Robinson.

8.00 First Contact: Lost Tribe Of The Amazon Documentary about an Amazonian tribe who were among the last people living on the planet who had no contact with the outside world. In June 2014, the world was transfixed by images of men emerging from the deepest rainforest for the first time. In this extraordinary programme, filmmaker Angus Macqueen gains exclusive access to the tribe to find out how they lived, why they had remained isolated for so long, and what finally brought them out of isolation.

9.00 FILM: Lone Survivor (2013) Starring Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch, Eric Bana. War film depicting a real life 2005 Navy Seals operation in Afghanistan.

When Taliban leader Ahmad Shah kills 20 US Marines in Afghanistan, four Navy Seals are tasked with tracking his whereabouts.

11.25 FILM: The Family (2013) Starring Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Dianna Agron, John D’Leo, Tommy Lee Jones. Comedy thriller.

1.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.30 Superfoods: The Real Story 5.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.55 Gillette World Sport

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Paw Patrol 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.15 Blaze And The Monster Machines 7.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Shimmer & Shine 8.25 Fairly Odd Parents 9.00 The Saturday Show Live 11.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.00pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Living In Fear 2.00 Police Interceptors 3.00 Police Interceptors: Under Attack 4.00 Police Interceptors: Dog Squad Special 5.00 Can’t Pay? Benefits Special 6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the working lives of High Court enforcement agents. A simple debt collection turns nasty when the debtor’s father threatens the agents with murder. Elsewhere, the agents encounter an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a different story to their landlord.

7.00 Adolf And Eva: Love And War Part-dramatised documentary examining the intimate relationship between Adolf Hitler and his mistress Eva Braun, and the control she had over the Fuhrer and his Nazi Party.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 NCIS Movie: Death Wish Feature-length crime drama. While the NCIS team investigates the link between a dead journalist and a Navy petty officer, Ziva is taken aback by a sudden visit from her father, who she hasn’t seen in more than two years.

10.40 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented

by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave.

11.40 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series.

12.05am SuperCasino 3.10 Suspects: The Enemy Within 4.00 Suspects: The Enemy Within 4.50 Divine Designs 5.15 Nick’s Quest 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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10.00 am Soccer AM 11.30 Football’s Funniest Moments 12.30pm The F1 Show 1.00 Futurama (x2) 2.00 Modern Family (x6) 5.00 The Simpsons (x6) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 The Simpsons (x2) 12.00am Football’s Funniest Moments

7.00pm Memories On Film: Scotland’s Home Movies 8.00 Clydebuilt: The Ships That Made The Commonwealth 9.00 Beck: The Eye Of The Storm 10.30 The Story Of Musicals (x3) 1.30am Top Of The Pops: 1982 2.10 Janis Joplin: Little Girl Blue

1.30pm FILM: Charlotte’s Web (2006) 3.20 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 5.15 FILM: Bean (1997) 7.05 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 9.15 The Xtra Factor.

See highlights. Live 10.15 Family Guy (x3) 11.40 American Dad! (x2) 12.40am FILM: Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)

6.25am Judge Judy 6.50 Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.55 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 10.05 Goodnight Mister Tom 12.15pm FILM: Anne Of Green Gables (2015) 2.00 FILM: Forever Young (1992) 4.00 Foyle’s War 6.00 Lewis 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Lewis 1.05am Wycliffe

9.30am Made In Chelsea: South Of France 10.30 The Goldbergs (x4) 12.30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x4) 2.30 FILM: Toy Story That Time Forgot (2014) 3.00 Toy Story Toons 3.35 FILM: ParaNorman (2012) 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 9.00 FILM: Fantastic Four (2005) 11.05 Gogglebox (x2) 1.15am Rude Tube

11.50am Four In A Bed (x5) 2.30pm Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free 2.45 Come Dine With Me (x2) 4.55 Great Canal Journeys 5.55 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 6.55 Location, Location, Location 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 9/11: The Lost Tapes 10.00 9/11: Elite Rescue Cops 11.05 9/11 Firehouse 12.10am 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 1.00pm Tooth (2004) 2.50 Inspector Gadget (1999) 4.30 Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) 6.25 A League Of Their Own (1992) 9.00 Identity Thief (2013) 11.15 Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) 1.45am Seven Psychopaths (2012) 4.00 Close

11.00am FILM: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) 1.50pm FILM: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982) 4.20 FILM: Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) 6.30 FILM: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) 9.00 FILM: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) 11.10 FILM: Death Proof (2007) 1.20am FILM: Amphibious (2010)

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SUNDAY 4 FILM: Let’s Go Crazy LatestTV, 9.05pm Way back when, Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan were just starting with a thing called ‘The Goon Show’, now an iconic part of British comedy history. Around that time they improvised this short film. Full of madcap ideas, the heady excitement of the cusp of success, and the promise of so much success still to come.

Poldark BBC1, 9pm He’s back! Old ‘doesn’t-my-shirtlook-better-over-there,-not-onme?’ has returned to eighteenth century Cornwall to set hearts a-flutter and give the impression that all britches in the period were starched to within an inch of their life. And there’s drama and all that too. In a swarthy and moody way.

Tattoo Fixers On Holiday E4, 10pm Some tattoos are stunning. We mean, they just take your breath away in a good way. And some have the same effect due to how bad they are – like, really, really bad. Like Caroline’s midlife crisis Magaluf ink that turned ‘eek!’. Or Kieron’s poorly chosen rap lyrics.

Good thing the tattoo fixers are in the sun and ready to help out.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Great Game (1952) 7.35 Down Amongst The Z Men (1952) 9.05 Let's Go Crazy (1951) 9.50 Girl On The Boat (1962) 11.40 Jules Vernes Rocket to the Moon (1967) 2.00pm The Frightened City (1961) 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 The Easy Riders 5.00 Family, Faith and Fun 5.30 Under The Radar

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks between 2-8 miles from around Britain.

7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Films made by the Brighton public.

8.30 Edinburgh Festival Extra Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival.

9.00 Shaun's People Brand new magazine show, as Shaun Troke talks to a mix of people about what's happening in the real world.

9.30 A Day In The Life Cameras visit Stonebridge City Farm – a rare urban green space in the heart of St Anns.

10.00 Sounding Out Live musical performances and interviews. This episode features Ben Martin Jazz Quartet.

10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 The Music Manual 11.30 Amp’d 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Shaun's People 2.00 A Day In The Life 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Escape To The Country 2.00 Eat Well For Less?

3.00 Points Of View 3.15 Ingenious Animals 4.15 The Great British Bake Off 5.15 Songs Of Praise 5.50 Pointless Celebrities

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile It is harvest time, and the countryside is buzzing with activity.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team visit Audley End near Saffron Walden in Essex.

Scouring through the family treasures brought in by visitors, the experts discover a varied set of items.

9.00 Poldark See highlights.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Room 101 Extra Storage A public figure reveals the things that he/she hates most.

11.10 FILM: Insomnia (2002) Starring Al Pacino, Robin Williams, Martin Donovan, Hilary Swank, Paul Dooley, Nicky Katt, Larry Holden.

Psychological thriller. Detective Will Dormer, a veteran of the Los Angeles Police Department, temporarily escapes an internal affairs investigation that may ruin his career by travelling to Nightmute, Alaska, to investigate the murder of a 17-yearold girl. Evidence mounts up against a reclusive novelist, but the perpetual daylight of the summer months within the Arctic Circle wreaks sleepdepriving havoc on the detective’s body clock and threatens his judgement.

1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 6.45 Glorious Gardens From Above 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.30 Countryfile 9.30 The Beechgrove Garden 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Great British Menu 12.00pm Great British Menu 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 Lorraine Pascale: How To Be A Better Cook 1.30 Heir Hunters 2.15 Flog It! 3.00 Equestrian: Burghley Horse Trials 5.00 FILM: John Carter (2012) 7.00 New York: America’s Busiest City The first part of this three part series revealing the astonishing daily systems that allow America’s biggest and busiest city to function.

8.00 A Very British Deterrent 9.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires.

10.00 Fleabag Sitcom. Fleabag helps her inappropriate brother-in-law buy a present for Claire, who is organising her own surprise birthday party. On the hunt for a date, Fleabag reconnects with a toothy friend.

10.30 Murder In Successville DI Sleet is joined by sports pundit Chris Kamara, who takes on the role of his cop sidekick in this weird and wonderful world of improvised comedy. Successville’s most successful race horse Alan Shearer has been murdered. Kamara is put through his paces as he and Sleet meet three suspects - sports promoter John Bishop, Cara Delevingne and Sheikh Kayne West.

11.00 Imagine... Rio 50 Degrees Carry On CaRIOca As Brazil prepared to host the Fifa World Cup in 2014 and the Olympic Games in 2016, imagine... explores the cultural and social history of the city of Rio de Janeiro, home to more than six million Carioca.

12.45am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.40 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.35 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.00 NinjaGo: Rise Of The Snakes 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Chopping Block 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.25 Judge Rinder 1.25 Tipping Point 2.25 Victoria 3.30 The X Factor 4.30 World Cup Qualifier Live: Slovakia V England 7.30 ITV News Meridian 7.45 ITV News; Weather 8.00 The X Factor Britain’s biggest singing competition continues its thirteenth series. Simon Cowell once again heads up the judging panel, alongside seasoned judges and music industry veterans Sharon Osbourne, Louis Walsh and Nicole Scherzinger.

Dermot O’Leary is also back presenting the show, offering support to nervous auditionees.

9.00 Victoria Eight-part drama series about the early reign of Queen Victoria. When Victoria’s uncle Leopold proposes Albert as a husband, other suitors also swoop in, desperate to win the Queen’s hand in marriage. Although Victoria is determined to reign alone, Leopold rightly suspects that her indifference to marriage is something to do with the chemistry between her and Melbourne.

10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 World Cup Qualifier Highlights Jacqui Oatley presents extended highlights of England and Scotland’s opening games in the World Cup qualifiers.

11.35 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership The Aviva Premiership returns for a new season.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.20am Weekend Of A Champion 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Sunday Brunch 12.00pm Formula 1 Italian Grand Prix Live 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.30 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.30 Channel 4 News

6.05 Toy Story Of Terror Animation.

The Toy Story gang set off on a road trip, but when they stop at a roadside motel a strange and spooky evening unfolds.

6.30 Roald Dahl’s Most Marvellous Book David Walliams presents a celebration of Roald Dahl’s top ten best-selling children’s books to mark the 100th anniversary of Dahl’s birth.

8.00 Speed With Guy Martin Series in which motorcycle racer and lorry mechanic Guy Martin takes on a series of adrenaline-fuelled challenges. Guy heads to the USA to enter the fastest road race on the planet; the Nevada Open Road Challenge. Guy wants to enter in his three-year-old Ford Transit van, but the his beloved van is currently a write-off.

9.30 FILM: The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013) Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey, Kyle Chandler, Rob Reiner, Jon Favreau, Jean Dujardin, Joanna Lumley. Drama based on the life of Long Island stockbroker Jordan Belfort, charting his rise to wealth and his fall involving corruption and fraud.

1.05am Formula 1 Italian Grand Prix Highlights 2.10 The World’s Weirdest Weather 3.05 Location, Location, Location 4.00 Come Dine With Me (x5)

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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wanda And The Alien 6.50 Zack And Quack 7.05 Pets 7.10 Noddy In Toyland 7.20 Paw Patrol 7.35 Little Princess 7.50 Pip Ahoy! 8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Shimmer & Shine 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Fairly Odd Parents 10.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush 11.30 Now That’s Funny!

12.30pm Now That’s Funny! 1.30 FILM: Penelope (2006) 3.15 FILM: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) 5.00 Grannies Make You Laugh Out Loud 6.00 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 Pet-loving comedians Dave Spikey and Ellie Taylor are on hand to enjoy some greedy pigs, terrifying tortoises and a hefty dose of pet fails in this clip show.

7.00 Cricket On 5: England V Pakistan Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the fifth and final OneDay International between England and Pakistan at the SWALEC Stadium in Cardiff.

8.00 Inside The White House Twopart documentary on the 200-year-old US presidential headquarters. From its design and construction to early run-ins with disaster, the home of America’s first family has weathered its fair share of storms.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Most Shocking Celebrity Moments Of The 90s Britannia was cool and Liam Gallagher was mad fer it. Monica Lewinsky got her 15 minutes, OJ Simpson fell spectacularly from grace, Becks and Posh got married and we lost Princess Diana.

11.55 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Michael Hutchence Documentary series.

12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 4.00 Violent Assault: Caught On Camera 4.50 Wildlife SOS 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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7.00am Monkey Life (x3) 8.30 Futurama (x5) 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm Road Wars (x2) 2.00 Modern Family (x4) 4.00 The Simpsons (x8) 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 Zoo 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 Stop Search Seize 12.00am The Force: Manchester 1.00 Air Ambulance ER 2.00 Brit Cops: War On Crime

7.00pm BBC Proms 2016: CBSO Plays Tchaikovsky 8.45 Wild Scotland 9.00 Woolly Mammoth: Secrets From The Ice 10.00 Storyville: My Nazi Legacy 11.30 The Most Courageous Raid Of WWII 12.30am The Beginning And End Of The Universe 1.30 The Search For Life: The Drake Equation

12.15pm The X Factor 1.15 The Xtra Factor Live 2.15 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 3.15 FILM: Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003) 5.05 FILM: Hotel For Dogs (2009) 7.05 FILM: Jack And Jill (2011) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Family Guy (x3) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.25am Bordertown

6.50am FILM: Forever Young (1992) 8.55 Heartbeat (x2) 11.00 Lewis 1.00pm Columbo: Agenda For Murder 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.00 Midsomer Murders 7.00 Midsomer Murders 9.00 The Murder Of Sadie Hartley 10.35 FILM: Something’s Gotta Give (2003) 1.05am Wire In The Blood

8.30am Made In Chelsea: South Of France 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza (x5) 2.35 The Goldbergs (x2) 3.30 FILM: Hugo (2011) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 10.00 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday. See highlights.

11.00 Gogglebox (x2) 1.00am Rude Tube: Rude Tunes

9.50am Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.55 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 Father Ted (x2) 10.05 Britain’s Best Loved Sitcoms 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.15am 24 Hours In A&E

11.00am The Man From Colorado (1948) 1.00pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) 3.00 Aliens In The Attic (2009) 4.55 Moonrise Kingdom (2012) 6.45 Grease 2 (1982) 9.00 The Bourne Legacy (2012) 11.40 Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009) 1.45am Milius (2013) 4.00 Close

12.00pm FILM: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) 2.10 FILM: Star Trek: Generations (1994) 4.40 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 6.50 FILM: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) 9.00 FILM: The Vanishing (1993) 11.10 FILM: Woke Up Dead (2009) 1.10am FILM: The Colony (2013)

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MONDAY 5 Cold Feet ITV1, 9pm Adam’s back, and the gang’s nearly all here – with life, love, family and money all muddling life up into its haphazard cacophony.

Karen’s been playing guardian to Adam’s 15-year-old son, who needs his dad. Meanwhile, Pete may be chuffed to bits to see his best mate but he and Jen are struggling financially. Life, eh?

We The Jury BBC2, 10pm It’s good when the Beeb and C4 try out new comedy ideas. It’s good to play about with those ideas, which is exactly what this comedy pilot does – gathering together a motley crew of jurors, mixing weirdos and bullies with enthusiastic fools, a murder case, and a judge who just wants to get off home. What could go wrong?

FILM: The Big Lebowski Film4, 11.25pm Maaaan! Never has the mistreatment of a rug lead to so much adventure. This Coen Brothers classic follows our hippy hero on an odyssey of catastrophes as The Dude and his small group of friends are dragged from bowling to kidnapping, meeting anarchists and a world of wealth. Awesome.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Della (1964) 7.20 Big Ben Calling (1935) 8.10 Stagecoach West: The Raider 9.10 The Medicine Man (1933) 10.15 BFI: The Reformation of St Jules 10.30 Sky Liner (1949) 11.45 Assignment Redheadr (1956) 1.20pm Bela Lugosi 1.30 Together 2.00 The Boy Who Stole a Million (1960) 3.40 Arthur And Kitty 4.00 Random Aussies 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Live At The Latest: Jo Harman 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses the regional press with Dominic Ponsford of the Press Gazette.

7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote 8.30 Walks Around Britain Series featuring inspirational walks between 2-8 miles from around Britain.

9.00 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange goes to The Pavilion in Guernsey and The Ginger Pig in Brighton.

10.00 Latitude 2016 Mustard TV present exclusive highlights of the annual music festival from Henham Park, near Southwold in Suffolk.

10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix 11.00 Scouse Pop A journey into the personalities and music of the successful pioneering Liverpool bands of the late 1970s and 1980s.

12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 International Chef Exchange 1.30 Banterflix 2.00 Walks Around Britain 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Dom On The Spot 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Think Tank 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Yes Chef 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out The programme takes a look at the message the south east Brexit vote sent to Westminster. Will the region’s fishermen finally see the end of quotas? And a look at the referendum result through the eyes of a Brexitsupporting Bulgarian immigrant.

8.00 EastEnders All hell breaks loose for the Mitchell family - can Grant help? Kush confides in Stacey over recent events. Pam and Les prepare for Paul’s funeral.

8.30 Sellafield’s Nuclear Safety Failings - Panorama 9.00 Crimewatch Crimewatch returns with new presenters and a new look. Jeremy Vine and Tina Daheley present the latest appeals, hoping viewers will be able to help crack some of the UK’s biggest unsolved cases.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Class Of ‘92: Still Out Of Their League The documentary following Salford City FC continues.

11.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

12.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Fake Britain 6.45 Flog It! 7.30 Make Me An Egghead 8.00 Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Edge 1.45 Athletics: Diamond League Zurich Highlights 2.50 Triathlon: World Series Edmonton 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show.

6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain.

7.00 Garden Rescue Charlie Dimmock and award-winning garden designers the Rich brothers compete to design gardens for homeowners around the country.

7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition.

8.00 University Challenge In another first-round match, students from the Open University fight it out against Salford University for a place in the next stage of the competition.

8.30 Only Connect A new round of heats begins as a team of spicy food lovers take on three fans of Eurovision.

9.00 Ripper Street Thriller set during the Victorian era, following a police division investigating murders on the blood-stained streets of London’s Whitechapel.

10.00 We The Jury See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor Michael Mosley and the doctors set up experiments to get to the truth behind health claims and headlines.

12.15am Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 1.15 Sign Zone: Countryfile Summer Diaries 2.00 BBC Parliament On BBC Two 5.45 Fake Britain

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Nicola’s secret is revealed. Marlon begs Rhona to stop Paddy leaving. James is concerned about Moira.

7.30 Coronation Street Nick takes Steve for a man-to-man chat. Sean’s jealousy threatens Todd’s plans. Beth finds herself an enemy in Sally.

8.00 Celebrity Home Secrets Actor and broadcaster Craig Charles returns to his childhood home in Liverpool to reveal how his TV career began, and shows off his collection of memorabilia at his Cheshire home.

8.30 Coronation Street Nick lays down the law with Steve. Is it the end of the line for Billy and Todd?

Craig and Beth agree to mediation.

9.00 Cold Feet See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 The Murder Of Sadie Hartley Dramatic documentary that tells the gripping story of how detectives solved the vicious and shocking murder of businesswoman Sadie Hartley, from the first call to the crime scene through to the convictions of the killers Sarah Williams and Katrina Walsh.

12.10am Newzoids 12.35 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares US 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine Champion Of Champions 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks DS Armstrong interrogates Maxine over Patrick’s death, but Maxine ends up in hospital.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Billion Pound Flower Market Documentary following a new generation of British florists who are cashing in on this 100 billion pound business.

9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency?

Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire.

10.00 Too Posh To Parent A one-off documentary exploring the polarising subject of parental outsourcing, from etiquette lessons to professional potty trainers. The film meets the providers of parental services to the super rich and the wealthy families that use them, including 34-year-old Nina Naustdal and her household of full-time staff. Family concierge Lucy Challenger is on a mission to find a client a nanny who can both cook vegan food and ski.

11.05 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary series.

12.10am The Great British Sex Survey 1.30 Travel Man: 48 Hours In Copenhagen 2.00 Grand Designs Australia 2.55 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.45 Food Unwrapped 5.10 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.30 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Cars That Made Britain Great 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Rags To Riches: The Ultimate Life (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate spends some time with Tori to cheer her up, but she is stunned when they run into Danika and she kisses Nate hello.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Aircrash: The Downing Of Flight 8509 Documentary about Korean Air Cargo Flight 8509, which crashed less than a minute after take-off from London Stansted Airport on 22nd December 1999, killing all four crew members.

8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series.

9.00 Secrets Of The SAS: In Their Own Words Documentary series about the elite fighting force.

10.00 Tattoo Disasters UK: What Were You Inking? Documentary series about people with excessive or now-regretted tattoos. Mel thought she could win back her man by getting a tattoo dedicated to the love of his life on her wrist, Shola got the F-word tattooed on her middle finger when she was a rebellious teen, and Shaun’s brother teases him about his incorrectly spelled football club tattoo.

11.05 Inside The World’s Toughest Prisons Documentary series.

12.05am Gangland: Turf Wars 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Underground Britain 4.00 Fire Starter: Caught In The Act 4.45 Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 The Simpsons (x5) 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 David Attenborough’s Wild City 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Freddie Fries Again 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Bridges That Built London With Dan Cruickshank 8.30 London 1666 9.00 London: A Tale Of Two Cities With Dan Cruickshank 10.00 Life Story 11.00 Frost On Sketch Shows 12.00am Sound Of Cinema: The Music That Made The Movies 1.00 Woolly Mammoth

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.00 American Dad! (x2) 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 Bordertown 11.55 The Cleveland Show (x2) 12.50am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 In Loving Memory 4.40 Youre Only Young Twice 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Davina McCall: Life At The Extreme 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Liverpool One 12.10am Law & Order: UK

3.00pm Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Animals Unleashed (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Stage School 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea: South Of France 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 10.05 The World’s Most Famous Train 11.10 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms

11.00am Night Passage (1957) 12.50pm Bell, Book And Candle (1958) 2.55 Shockproof (1949) 4.35 Shane (1953) 6.55 Morning Glory (2010) 9.00 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2011) 11.25 The Big Lebowski (1998). See highlights. 1.45am Gerry (2002) 3.55 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: LA Apocalypse (2014) 4.00 FILM: Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (2012) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Dark Matter 9.00 FILM: Alien (1979) 11.30 Dark Matter 12.30am Star Trek: Voyager 1.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation

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