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GOOD VIBRATIONS Brian Wilson talks Beach Boys and ‘Pet Sounds’ ahead of his headline performance at Preston Park Page 9

JOE PASQUALE King of the Jungle comes to Eastbourne TOOTS & THE MAYTALS Reggae masters at Brighton Dome

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When life is Sunny; The Artscape Project under Cassette Lord; Nangle seeks stories in old places

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Charmaine finds the word on Whistler; autumnal fashion races to Churchill Square

ABOUT A GIRL/YAK YAK YAK Caitlin doesn’t need a man; Andrew’s train of thought turns to delays

BRIAN WILSON INTERVIEW ‘Pet Sounds’ at Together The People festival – the Beach Boy tells all to Jeff Hemmings

HOT LIST Brighton and Hove’s leading restaurants and eateries

TOP PARTNERSHIP FOR CHARITY Selfish Mother teams up with local education charity Little Green Pig

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Andrew Kay celebrates the fine dining experience found at Glyndebourne

ART & SOUL AT FALMER Jean Clark gives the lowdown on Artwave’s Falmer exhibitions

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Super Seagulls, a rap from local MC Buzz Can Brighton and Hove Albion Be champions?

Of the world?

Champions, no. 1 With luck on our side And no time for heads down We can win the championship Take centre stage now There's no time for losers And no time for panic It's time everybody Go straight to The Amex 2017 we be looking heads ahead and up Super Seagulls fly high winning the cup It's a different attitude And for years we've been close This close encounter Will show you we're now close We're here and we're back with promotion to chase This will take you back like a goal from Jimmy Case Or even Peter Ward and as far back as Fozzie Now Chris Houghton leads the Brighton posse Straight into action and the whole team are off Time to take the championship with a little bit of class From Des Lynam to Fatboy looking through the looking glass From Rizzle Kicks to Adele we're coming out the past Fast and the season’s just about to start Super Brighton we are Brighton the chant So take your seats season ticket holders welcomed with a smile From the cadets from the Amex Always doing it in style No. 1 Super Seagulls now you know it's our day Going back coming forth coz we're up, up and away!

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ALES O G GY T D DOGGY TALES > Stay on the Sunny side of life!

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very week Latest 7 will regale you with tales about the dogs who reside in Brighton (via their owners) and also introduce you to rescue dogs, looking for forever homes. This week, meet Sunny, a gorgeous Golden Retriever, owned by the equally lovely Lady San Pedro.

“We met Sunny in Manila when we still lived there. She was the smallest and the darkest of the litter, and was affectionate from the start. Taking turns to go for walks, my partner and I found ourselves meeting friends she's made in the neighbourhood. "You're Sunny's other owner!" people would say.

“When we were moving, a kid came to the house crying. She brought a goodbye card for Sunny saying how much she would miss her. We've since had acquaintances ask to come over with their kids, or even just to meet Sunny themselves!

“In the past eight years, we've moved to Barcelona, London and now Brighton, where Sunny continues to make new friends. Still, her best friend is Kitty Bang Bang, our Persian cat from whom she picked up feline habits. Cleaning herself only

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makes her smelly though.

“I'm a cat person to the core, but living with Sunny is a constant reminder to appreciate the simple things. Counting three countries and four cities now, we've seen her joy transcend language and location. Perhaps weather too.

“England may lack sunny days but this puppy girl always has something to be excited about. If you see us, say hi!”

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> Up the junction...

> Surprises in new places

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oring green junction boxes are a thing of the past in Brighton and Hove, but did you know that the scheme was started in 2010, with The Artscape Project, under the supervision of artist Martin Middleton, aka Cassette Lord?

Martin worked with young offenders, as part of a deterrent programme for graffiti taggers, which was so successful, that the council commissioned the youngsters to take on more of the city’s junction boxes. Six years later, the designs have evolved and are evident on every street corner!

sk an ‘old person’ for a story. Whatever your own personal version of what constitutes at ‘old person’ is, you can bet if you actually listen there’ll be a tale you didn’t expect to hear lurking not far from the surface. I think I ought to qualify this by saying that if you ask your parents, the anecdote you receive may be more ‘child­friendly’ than if you – say – asked someone looking sly in the corner of a retirement home.

But that’s not to say that family members won’t serve up a healthy dollop of risqué given half a chance.

I have a lovely memory of being about 13 and thinking I knew everything and nothing at the same time, and my grandmother rounding on me with: “Each generation thinks they’re the first ones to discover sex, drugs and rock’n’roll!” My tiny brain exploded at ‘sex’, never mind the rest! Surely her youth was all filled up with singing ‘Roll Out The Barrel’ and fixing Jeeps! Suffice to say, never underestimate another’s life story. The telling is better than the book, which is better than the movie.

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nternet sensation and Latest TV star, Matt Whistler, was my co­host for nearly three years at comedy night ‘Funny Fursdays’ at Hotel Pelirocco.

Matt was known for his great slapstick falls and spontaneous tat finding, where he would incorporate a piece of street rubbish into his repertoire. Everyone knew that I was funnier than him (only joking Matt). One evening he disappeared like a ship in the night...

“ One evening he disappeared like a

ship in the night... turns out that he’s making a biopic arthouse film ” Turns out that he's making a biopic arthouse comedy film. I know this because I'm in it as one of the leading characters. I play a robot! The things I do!

This is his third film, two of which have been on Latest TV. Monty Pythons Carol Cleveland and Terry Jones both have cameos in the film as does Lloyd Kaufman.

Matt Whistler has come a long way from when he first went viral in 2010 after being filmed tobogganing on a tea tray down Southover Street naked. This was closely followed up by his YouTube hit Surfing Bird. He recently put on a successful art and comedy night at the Verano Lounge in Brighton with myself and top comedian Tony Law performing.

He's certainly a busy man and has nearly finished filming this latest project. “It's difficult as an independent film maker as you have very little budget but it's been a fun project to do” says Matt. I for one can't wait until it's finished, not because I'm in it, but I can guarantee it will make you laugh out loud!

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hereas I’m still waiting for summer to actually start, autumn is around the corner and the fashion pack are looking to fall fashion trends. So what’s hot for autumn?

Maybe it’s the Olympics 2016 but sporty looks are winning.

This season adds a new dimension to the casual cosy appeal with glamour, luxury detailing and high­shine fabrics. Try the sporty look in one of these three ways: Street This is where an otherwise sporty look gets vamped up with a touch of glamour and attitude for everyday wear. A great ensemble to try is a sporty sweater with jeans, sneakers and a trench coat with gold hoop earrings for example.

Slogans Slogans are everywhere. This is a rather retro look with slogans and statements emblazoned on everything from your t­shirt to your underwear. Beyoncé’s Ivy Park collection at Topshop is perfect for this look while River Island and Zara have some quirky slogan tees and sweaters to covet. Boux Avenue has some comic slogan sleepwear and Debenhams has this look down for interiors.

Slick Sportswear goes metallic and high gloss. Layer up black leather, silver and white for the most sophisticated take on this trend. Look out for metallic silver trainers at Office, Aldo and Schuh – a star item for this combination.

The beauty of athleisurewear is that you’re going to be comfortable in it with the added bonus that leggings and sloppy sweaters are now the order of the day! Just ensure you add high quality fabrics, keep colours tonal and consider the details to turn it from lazy to luxe.

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ANDREW KAY

CAITLIN

Yak Yak Yak

About a girl

@latestandrew

@writercaits

> I don’t need no man

> City of commuters

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’ve had enough of Peyton. He just had a massive go at me for staying out with my friend for her birthday rather than going back to his. How many times do we have to talk about how we are not a couple? Anyway because of that this week’s rant is going to be about how many things I’ve accomplished without men getting involved in my business.

This isn’t a man hating exercise ­ even though I want it to be ­ it’s more talking about how much I’ve managed to do by myself as an independent Beyoncé­loving woman.

Makes me sound like a massive nerd but one of the biggest things I’m proud of is getting through my education.

Something we take for granted but vital to anyone wanting to survive in our knowledge economy.

By the end of this year I would have lived alone (well without a partner) in four different countries. Not that this wouldn’t have been possible without either a boyfriend or girlfriend the decision to move would have been a lot harder.

I once had a conversation with my travelling buddy who told me that if the girl he loved told him to not go he wouldn’t. I think if a guy professed his love to me and wanted me to stay home I would have told him to wait or to buy a flight himself.

Saying that it was really hard when I had a long distance relationship with a man in Spain, I wouldn’t recommend it.

The best hurdle I climbed was when I passed my driving test after seven years, five driving instructors and two failed attempts. Ok some of the instructors were men but the driving instructor that got me through it was a woman.

And then there’s the fact that I’ve managed to get paid to do something I love. After years of writing in my journal, I’m now paid for putting words to paper. All by myself.

“ How much I’ve

managed to do by myself as an independent Beyoncé loving woman

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moved to Brighton 30 years ago because of a few simple things. Firstly because it was a great place to live. Secondly because it was so very much cheaper than London, and finally because it was commutable. I could work in London and live here – result!

Back then the train journey was about an hour, so that hasn't changed. Back then the trains were pretty busy, often standing room only, no change there either. Back then the service was subject to delays caused by snow or leaves on the line, I think the same forces of nature still play their part.

Of course as a commuter I was prone to the shortcomings of the service on weekdays. Now I travel mainly at the weekends and suffer the disruption caused by engineering works. The Brighton line is quite clearly akin to the Forth Road Bridge and those long suffering painters.

A few weeks back I needed to be in London for a string of weekday events. I was aware of the dispute that was playing havoc with our massive commuting community, and I sympathised. I have known that look on your London­living colleagues’ faces when you arrive late or cannot get in because trains have failed to get you there on time or at all.

I planned my trips well and funnily enough managed to get there and back three times during the strikes. It wasn't easy. I had to stand for some parts of the journeys and yes, I was delayed. But I did it and I saw many many people who were also doing it, putting on a brave face in the heat and struggling to the coalface despite the disruptions.

Perhaps I was lucky, perhaps I made good decisions about the times I travelled or was it just that many regulars had simply given up trying. It is after all so much easier now to work remotely for some of us, but what about the rest. Given progress surely Brighton & Hove should feel closer to the capital and not become more remote?

“ Forces of

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BRIAN WILSON > Performs ‘Pet Sounds’ at Together The People festival, as he tells Jeff Hemmings

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ard to believe now, but when ‘Pet Sounds’ was released back in 1966 in America, it was initially met with lukewarm reaction, a mild disappointment infecting critics and fans alike who weren’t able to fully appreciate the momentous change of direction that Brian Wilson had taken his iconic band. A band who epitomised everything that was wholesome about the country in the early ‘60s: hits such as ‘Fun! Fun! Fun!’, ‘Surfin’ USA’, and ‘I Get Around’ depicting a youthful and innocent culture of sun, surf and romance.

“ We said, 'let's

make a spiritual album'. We wrote a lot of spiritual songs and we had a spiritual album! ”

But Brian Wilson, the main creative force of the band, had musical ambitions.

Possessing a natural gift to write pop songs, by the mid ‘60s he was eager to stretch himself, and to explore songwriting arrangements, production and musical innovation, as the country started embracing the counterculture revolution. He was also being heavily inspired by what The Beatles were doing, and, in terms of production, Phil Spector. "It

was inspired by ‘Rubber Soul’

by The Beatles. Every one of the songs off the album were great: ‘Michelle’, ‘Girl’, ‘I'm Looking Through You’… They were all great songs."

“We needed to grow,” Wilson has said about the change of direction. “Up to this point we had milked every idea dry. We had done every possible angle about surfing and then we did the car routine. But we needed to grow artistically.” And so, after stopping touring completely in early 1965, Wilson in effect became a full­time studio musician, his creative ambitions culminating in ‘Pet Sounds’, a record that saw Wilson employ unconventional instruments, complimenting the elaborate layers of vocal harmonies prevalent throughout their history.

With songs such as ‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice’, ‘God Only Knows’, ‘I Know There’s An Answer’, ‘Caroline, No’, and ‘Sloop John B’ the album's innovative and rich soundscape incorporates elements of jazz, classical, pop, exotica, avant­garde, unusual instrumentation (via bicycle bells, dog whistles, plastic water jugs, sleigh bells etc), classically inspired orchestration and a more routine drums, guitar, piano and bass combo, but always with an ear for an accessible melody, and an eye for a universal lyric. Which is where songwriting partner

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Tony Asher came in: "I had a friend of mine (Tony Asher) write the lyrics with me. We said, 'let's make a spiritual album'. We wrote a lot of spiritual songs and we had a spiritual album! We had a lot of talks, about different subjects, love, social statements and everything."

Above all though, it's still the vocal performances that remain the prime reason why The Beach Boys were and still are held in such awe.

Although ‘Pet Sounds’ is considered by some to be a solo Brian Wilson album, the other Beach Boys feature throughout the album in voice. "I had each guy practice their part. We all stood

around one microphone, we all sang together around just one microphone."

And what is his favourite song? "’God Only Knows’” he says without hesitation. "I turned it over to Carl (his younger brother) because I thought he could do a good job on it. He sang it beautifully."

Together The People, 3 & 4 September, Preston Park. www.togetherthepeople.co.uk The Deluxe Special extended edition of Pet Sounds – 50th Anniversary, is out now.

Brian’s memoir ‘I Am Brian Wilson’ will be out in October published by Hodder.

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La Choza, Brighton

Just a small selection of Brighton’s eclectic dining experiences.

La Choza is the home of authentic Mexican food in Brighton.

Nestled in the North Laine, we serve delicious, slow­cooked Mexican street food. Our mouth­watering menu includes fresh tacos, burritos and quesadillas. With fillings like pulled pork, homemade Mexican chorizo, chilli prawns, spiced roasted squash and lots more. We also offer a range of traditional drinks, from Mexican hot chocolate to top­shelf Tequila, Mezcal and Mexican beers. Eat in or take away.

La Choza 36 Gloucester Rd, Brighton, BN1 4AQ, 01273 945 926, www.lachoza.co.uk

Fish + Liquor, Brighton

Chaula’s, Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan, as well as gluten and wheat­free dishes.

Buffet available 12pm–3pm, Monday to Saturday.

Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

A retro comic themed restauraunt. Dishing up fresh fish and chips and a menu with a twist. The name says it all we simply sell Fish + quality craft Liquor.

11­14 Madeira Drive, BN2 1PS www.fishliquor.com 01273 604462

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle. The specially designed Thali Boxes and Railway Trays have been awarded Britain’s best takeaway at the British Curry awards for the last two consecutive years. The menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, street food and homemade pickles and chutneys. www.thechillipickle.com/canteen | 01273 900384 | Facebook: /thechillipickle

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Moksha Caffe, Brighton

Drakes, Brighton

We are a independent, family run café and restaurant and our aim is to make our customers feel at home. So sit back, relax and enjoy great coffee and our delicious food. We believe that we are Brighton's best independent café so stop by when you need that caffeine kick or you’re feeling hungry! We promise to satisfy the biggest of appetites! Our food is locally sourced and free­range and we use organic milk. Check out our reviews on TripAdvisor. www.mokshacaffe.com | 01273 248890 Moksha Caffe, 4­5 York Place, BN1 4GU Brighton

The exceptional standards of the fine dining Restaurant at Drakes has earned them many accolades, including being awarded the highest score of all Brighton restaurants in the 2016 Good Food Guide for the 7th consecutive year. Classic British (with a bit of a twist) and Modern European dishes are created using only the finest, seasonal ingredients.

Quote “The Latest” when booking lunch* and receive 3 courses for the price of 2. (*not Sunday – limit 6 people) The Restaurant at Drakes, 43­44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

Chaula’s, Brighton

Boho Gelato, Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in stylish surroundings.

The cooking has an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Thali Deals available 12pm­3pm; Meal Deal £9.99.

Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

A local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style.

An ample Thalis menu spices up a midday meeting whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting.

17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

24 ever­changing Italian Ice Cream flavours ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado taken from an ever growing list of now over 400! Handmade on site daily at 6 Pool Valley Brighton – Off East Street near the Palace Pier and also available at their new shop in Ship Street. www.bohogelato.co.uk | 6 Pool Valley, Brighton New Shop – 31 Ship Street, Brighton | 01273 727205

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‘TOP’ PARTNERSHIP FOR LOCAL CHARITY > Inspiring online brand Selfish Mother has teamed up with local education charity Little Green Pig to help raise money for young people in Brighton & Hove

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elfishMother.com – a blogzine for like­minded parents started by writer Molly Gunn in 2013 – sells a range of branded t­shirts through #GoodTees with profits going to a selection of fantastic charities such as Women For Women International and Refugee Council UK. Selfish Mother has now donated a staggering £200,000 to charity.

Little Green Pig offers free creative writing projects to 7­18 year olds across the city, with a focus on those from disadvantaged communities. Molly and her family used to live in Brighton and loved hearing about the work that the organisation does, which inspired her to launch a range of tops for adults and children featuring the slogan ‘MAKE IT UP’ which are now on sale at TheFMLYstore.com.

Molly says “I’m super excited to be collaborating with Little Green Pig who do such fantastic work helping children create and invent through language. I’m a writer and love writing – so this is really important to me.”

For every top sold, Selfish Mother will give a percentage of the profits to Little Green Pig.

“ Little Green Pig offers free creative

writing projects to 7­18 year olds across the city ”

Little Green Pig Co­Director Julie Watson says, “We are thrilled to be working with Selfish Mother on this amazing partnership. Their donation will mean we can reach more young people than ever before and continue to offer all our projects for free. MAKE IT UP is the perfect reflection of what we do; we believe in trusting your instincts and letting your imagination run free. The team and I will all be wearing our tees to work next week to celebrate!”.

Little Green Pig will also be popping up in central Brighton as part of this partnership. Thanks to support from Selfish Mother, the charity will be running free creative writing and illustration workshops for 8­12 year olds every day from 29 August to the 3 September at the No Walls Gallery on Church Street. www.littlegreenpig.org.uk www.selfishmother.com www.thefmlystore.com 12 | LATEST 7

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ANDREW KAY

DINES OUT

@latestandrew

> A Midsummer Night’s Dine

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lyndebourne may be synonymous with picnics but sadly picnics are no longer synonymous with my ageing bones.

Much as I like the idea of dining “sur l’herbe” my body simply cannot cope with either squatting on often damp grass or carting a dining suite into the pastoral setting. No, for me Glyndebourne has fast become synonymous with fine dining in their Middle & Over Wallop restaurant.

So with the first part of their breathtakingly beautiful production of Benjamin Britten’s fine work done Mr L and I headed off for dinner. It’s not an insignificant investment but one that certainly makes the evening very special indeed – and there’s no washing up to cart home either!

Mr L started with sautéed hand dived scallops with Stornoway black pudding , romesco sauce and pata negra crunch and he ate it in near silence, quite a feat for Mr L but a sure sign that it was good. I had chosen the smoked squab breast with beetroots, pistachio and Seville orange and it was better than I could have hoped, the pigeon deliciously and delicately smoked and the other bits finely balanced.

I seldom choose steak in a restaurant as I can cook a good one myself, but this had taken both our fancies. The fillet of Aberdeen Angus was perfectly cooked, properly rare. It was huge too, a good portion whereas so often a fillet arrrives looking like it has been selected to serve the appetite of a doll.

With it came rosti potato, ceps and garlic, some black cabbage prepared with bone marrow and a smoked sauce choron. Well the sauce was new to me and a wonderful thing it was too, rich and unctuous, I could have easily eaten it off a spoon but

dignity prevailed and I ate it with the very tender steak.

Mr L finished with a bramley apple tart served with calvados custard and a green apple sorbet and went into great detail about how well the combination of hot and cold was working for him. I chose my dessert because I love custard tart and I love garibaldi biscuits. I also love coffee ice cream so this combination promised to be a winner, which for the most part it was. The biscuit was exactly right, that balance of crisp and chewy that a garibaldi gives. A good coffee ice cream, not too rich or too sweet but full of intense flavour. The custard tart was good, not excellent, my mum makes a better one, the custard was slightly granular and not silky smooth as she makes it, but it was good and I am nit­picking. I also loved the golden raisin purée that came in a worthwhile quantity and not as some inaccessible to the spoon smear. How I pray that that trend ends very soon.

We finished with coffee and chocolate truffles and to drink we had a bottle of sparkling mineral water, oh yes, and a half bottle of decent Muscadet Sure Lie follwed by a half bottle of really delicuios Château Carignan 1er Côtes de Bordeaux which that steak truly deserved – as did we. It’s an indulgence but one delivered with style and culinary skill, just like the opera, and that one seldom finds with venue catering.

Booking is of course pretty essential and you will be asked to order your meal in advance. It’s a stylish affair, immaculate and friendly service, brilliantly unrushed and efficient and dare I say it, worth every penny. I will be back next week for another evening of fine opera and fine dining. www.glyndebourne.com

“ An indulgence delivered

with style and skill, just like the opera ”

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ART & SOUL AT FALMER

> Jean Clark gives the lowdown on Artwave’s Falmer exhibitions

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ith over 400 artists and makers exhibiting their work in galleries, studios, shops and open houses, there is something for everyone during Artwave. And although the majority of venues are in Lewes, there are numerous locations within easy reach that are well worth a visit.

One of the most popular fringe events is Art & Soul in the picturesque village of Falmer where, in the shadow of the Amex stadium and next to the duck pond, 18 talented artists are exhibiting their work in the village hall and the historic

“ Many people are nervous about

going into fancy galleries, but they feel comfortable here ”

St Laurence Church. Curator and collage artist, Sue Barnes, believes it’s such a favourite with the public because, “Many people are nervous about going into fancy galleries, but they feel comfortable here and enjoy looking at art in a Photo credit: Jim Holden welcoming environment.”

Internationally­renowned painter David Armitage, agrees: “The beauty of these exhibitions is the wonderful, eclectic mix of styles and art forms. Different people, different artists, different ideas – it’s great. I love it!”

David’s latest collection of paintings was unveiled at Falmer last weekend: Terra Australis is a series of vibrant, evocatively­ titled canvases, whose colours are informed by the land,

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ocean, coastline and natural phenomena of Western Australia and his homeland of Tasmania. And his lifelong fascination with places of pilgrimage and worship made St Laurence Church the perfect setting for two massive works, Cathédrale and Shrine with Flowers, further confirming his reputation as one of the most original, exciting and inspirational abstract colourists of his generation.

There’ll be an opportunity to meet David and see more of his work during the Chiddingly Festival, when he welcomes the public to his studio as part of CAOS (Chiddingly Artists’ Open Studios) on the weekends of Sep 24/25 and 1/2 Oct. He will be joined in the Quadrangle, East Hoathly by 20 other talented artists and his wife, Ronda Armitage, author of the globally­successful Lighthouse Keeper series of books, illustrated by David, which will celebrate its 40th anniversary next year. Also in February 2017 David has a major retrospective, SPECTRUM at the Birley Centre, Eastbourne.

Art & Soul at Falmer open this weekend Fri 26 – Mon 29 Aug and 2­4 Sep (11am ­5pm) with free parking and wheelchair access. Enjoy a cup of tea and delicious homemade cakes while enjoying the art in the village hall. Visitors are most welcome to participate in the family­friendly church service each Sunday at 10am. www.davidarmitage.com www.chiddinglyartists.co.uk

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> A Midsummer Nights Dream

Relatively Speaking

> Ayckbourn at the Theatre Royal

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elatively Speaking, Alan Ayckbourn’s first great West End success, is beautifully crafted, wonderfully funny and charmingly English, and when the show opened at the Duke of York’s Theatre in 1967, the critics hailed the arrival of a great new comic talent.

This new production from Theatre Royal Bath Productions stars Robert Powell and Liza Goddard, two of our most highly regarded TV and stage actors, and is the Theatre Royal Brighton's opening show of the Theatre’s glittering autumn season. Directed by Robin Herford (The Woman in Black) it promises to be a joyfully funny take on one of Ayckbourn’s funniest plays and the one which turned him into a household name.

Greg only met Ginny a month ago but has already made up his mind that she’s the girl for him. When she tells him that she’s going to visit her parents, he decides this is the moment to ask her father for his daughter’s hand.

Discovering a scribbled address, he follows her to Buckinghamshire where he finds Philip and Sheila enjoying a peaceful Sunday morning breakfast in the garden, but the only thing is – they’re not Ginny’s parents.

Robert Powell received multiple awards and a BAFTA nomination for his portrayal of Jesus in

“ Beautifully

crafted and funny

”

Franco Zeffirelli’s Jesus of Nazareth. His extensive stage performances include Alan Bennett’s Single Spies, Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell and most recently in the brilliant King Charles III playing the title role to brilliant effect.

Liza Goddard is one of the UK’s favourite actresses. Her extensive range of Ayckbourn credits includes Life of Riley, Communicating Doors, Season’s Greetings, Life and Beth and If I Were You. They are joined by Lindsey Campbell as Ginny and Anthony Eden as Greg.

Director Robin Herford’s numerous credits include Ayckbourn’s Bedroom Farce and Season’s Greetings, Rain Man, The Secret of Sherlock Holmes and The Hound of the Baskervilles and the phenomenally successful stage adaptation of The Woman in Black – a production which has now celebrated 25 years in the West End and been seen by over seven million people. Theatre Royal Bath Productions are one of the most highly regarded producers of touring and West End productions.

Theatre Royal Brighton Mon 5 – Sat 10 Sept www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply)

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From the fabulous settings and costumes to the brilliance of the London Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Jakub Hrůša, the vivid singing of the Trinity Boys Choir to the excellence of the principals – this was an epic display of opera at its very best. David Evans was every inch the perfect diminutive Puck, commanding the stage with every impish appearance.

Tim Mead’s Oberon was delivered with imperious conviction, Kathleen Kim gave Tytania an impassioned sexuality and Matthew Rose wrung every comedic and sad moment from his portrayal of buffoonish Bottom.

Originally directed by Peter Hall the revival has been stunningly re­realised

by Lynne Hockney, breathing a freshness into the whole whilst at the same time retaining the original spirit of his production. From the quiet opening, this was an evening of pure magic.

Glyndebourne, 11 August 2016 Andrew Kay ★★★★★

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MUSIC

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JEFF HEMMINGS

Credit: Agata Urbaniak @latestjeff

> Toots & The Maytals

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erhaps the greatest of all Jamaican bands, Toots & The Maytals have been going for over half a century.

Led by the charismatic ‘Toots’ Hibbert, The Maytals formed in Kingston, Jamaica in 1961. ‘Toots’ popularised the reggae sound with hits such as ‘Do The Reggay’, widely acknowledged as the first song ever to feature the word ‘Reggae’.

Further future classics such as ‘Pressure Drop’, ‘54­46 (That's My Number)’, ‘Sweet and Dand’, ‘Monkey Man’, ‘Funky Kingston’ and ‘Reggae Got Soul’ cemented the band's reputation as one of the best ska and reggae acts around.

A five time Grammy nominee, Toots & The Maytals won the 2005 Grammy Award for Best Reggae album with True Love.

The album featured re­recorded classic hits alongside popular and legendary artists including Willie Nelson, Eric Clapton, Bonnie Raitt, Keith Richards, No Doubt, Ben Harper, The Roots and Shaggy.

Toots has been absent from the stage for almost three years after suffering a head injury caused by a drunk fan throwing a glass bottle during a festival performance in Richmond, Virginia in 2013. After intensive medical therapy, he was been cleared by his doctor to resume touring in 2016.

One of the best gigs of my life was seeing Toots & The Maytals perform (with a special guest appearance from Arthur Brown!) at Glastonbury when the sun was setting on a particularly glorious day. Then as now they remain the ultimate uplifting peace and good vibes band.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Friday 2 Sept, 7.30pm, £25.50

“ Toots and The

Maytals won the 2005 Grammy Award for Best Reggae album with True Love ”

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> Fort Process: a unique sound and art festival where you can explore Newhaven Fort

I

couldn’t attend Fort Process last time (its debut year 2014) but heard great things after the fact. I have attended Newhaven Fort before, but on a school trip where I vaguely remember a fake bomb raid and getting a fine toy tank. Fort Process should instil more profound musical memories however.

Festivals can often feel a bit samey but Fort Process offers a vastly different experience, where punters can explore a warren of tunnels to find performances in chambers and bolt holes, or stay above ground to discover gun emplacements, laboratories and more.

The bill is of a startlingly high quality and a must­go for any fans of experimental music, or someone wanting to try something truly different. Over 100 artists are on the extensive programme, including noise musician Toshimaru Nakamura (who might appeal to fans of Ben Frost). Seijiro Murayama's hypnotic drumming should be an enthralling experience, Pierre Bastien uses music making kinetic sculptures and Limpe Fuchs will be bringing large scale instruments crafted from metal and found objects.

Writer/musician David Toop is another coup for the festival.

Toop’s interest in improvisation might translate into his appearance, for he is spurning the conventional formats of talk or discussion and no one knows what to expect. It’s a refreshing change from prescribed performance norms that epitomises the tone of the whole event.

Go online to explore the impressive full programme, which also features site­specific sound installations, talks, films, poetry and workshops.

Fort Process, Newhaven Fort, 3 September, 12­10pm, £35 (or less if purchasing group tickets), fortprocess.co.uk

“ A change

from prescribed performance norms ”

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COMEDY VICTORIA NANGLE

> Cup of Joe

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ing of the jungle, Hollywood movie actor, West End stage star, all this and more... but first and foremost Joe Pasquale is a funny man.

Mixing the silly with the rat­ a­tat machine gun fire attack of constant gags, Pasquale’s latest performance sets the tone with its ‘warning: this show contains nuts’ disclaimer from the off.

Promotions for the evening’s show outline a preposterously farcical plot, with puns and gags and flights of fancy

flying in every direction.

There’s a twin brother and a chip shop venture with the Dalai Lama. You get the idea.

Joe Pasquale is old school, but that by no means makes him old news. This man works hard, with a stage delivery that is top notch, thanks to

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@latestvicky

barely a day off the boards in decades of performing.

Support comes in the form of Britain’s Got Talent star Paul Burling, who himself has been working in the business that is ‘show’ for 25 years in various guises – although he is primarily known as an impressionist.

Plus there’s the added beauty of the Royal Hippodrome. Classic comedy in classic surroundings.

Joe Pasquale – One Man And His Bog, Sunday 28 August, Royal Hippodrome, Eastbourne, 8pm, £25/19

TOP 20

Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 The Black Fields

The Fighter 2 Millsy Slug Music Spooky 3 Jim Guittard Survival Mode 4 Threepenny Thieves New Romantic 5 BreakinBear Fall Apart 6 ThePrjctMyhm FreeForAll 7 Millsy Slug Music Sky Blue Pink 8 Anthems Knock At The Window 9 Chaos Borne I Will 10 Freudstein

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Sister Sleaze @brightonsarty

11 The Fadadoo Project Lost in a crowd 12 the wolfgirl liberation sonic chanting

> The art of interpretation

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xcited to hear that Alexander Johnson will be showing a new collection at 35 North Gallery throughout September. Not only is this little artspace just a stone’s throw from Arty headquarters in the North Laine (with a plentiful choice of Rioja stops en route), but Alexander’s masterly abstract technique never fails to delight.

His work concerns how our lives are remembered in visual terms, and he believes there is no correct interpretation of

his paintings, but expects each viewer to see something different that reflects their own life experiences.

Intrigued? Alexander is also taking part in Lewes Artwave weekends, so there’s still time

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13 jaybee the ballad of billy

to pop into his Laughton studio (venue #21) on 27­28 August or 1­4 September and evoke a new realisation of the past. www.artymagazines.com

and bonnie 14 Lithurgy The Scourge 15 Dance Paris Dance These Games 16 Ghost of a Thousand Left for Dead 17 The Offcuts Broken Fingers 18 The Odd Couple Let’s Start A Fire 19 North Laine Crys 20 Rubber Johnny Look @ the Size of your waist

To listen to tracks & to submit your music & videos go to: www.thelatest.co.uk/music­chart

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> Sophie Cook launches weekly LGBT news show

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e live in an amazing city full of diversity, of race, religion, economic background but most of all sexuality and gender identity. It's a city where people, hounded and abused in other towns, come to feel safe and welcome.

I arrived here last June, having moved from Bournemouth, so that I could truly learn to be myself and since that time this wonderful city has truly become my home.

As an out and proud bisexual transgender woman there are few places that would have welcomed me as much as this town has, and I feel honoured to be a part of the vibrant LGBT community.

Joining Latest TV at the start of June with the mission of increasing the visibility of LGBT people on the channel (25% of the city's population identifies as LGBT and I was directed to reflect this on screen) I soon found myself covering events like the Golden Handbags and the Brighton Bear Weekend.

I felt honoured to be accepted into the community, and to be entrusted with giving a voice to those that in any other town would find themselves marginalised and excluded.

And now I have a new opportunity to bring LGBT stories to your screens with a new weekly LGBT news show.

Beyond The Rainbow launches on Wednesday September 7 at 6.30pm and is repeated on Sundays at 6.30pm & 2.30am.

I can't wait to get stuck into this new challenge and to further increase the visibility of LGBT people.

If you have a story, or know of a great character worthy of an interview, please contact me at sophie@thelatest.co.uk

“ 25% of the city’s

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TUESDAY 23 President Trump: Can He Really Win? Channel 4, 9pm With all the mudslinging and scaremongering going on across the pond, you’d be excused for thinking it was a Marvel comic storyline instead of historical presidential campaigning. Matt Frei looks at one of the most brutal political competitions in recent times.

Beauty And The Baker Channel 4, 10pm International entertainment spreads its wings – it’s not just American comedies and Danish crime dramas that can be excellent you know! This Israeli comedy drama follows aspiring illustrator Amos, working in his family bakery, and megastar Noa as they randomly bump into each other... and sparks fly.

Tattoo Fixers On Holiday E4, 9pm Each tattoo has a story. Even if it simply states itself as a list of alcoholic concoctions and not-tobe-trusted friends. The colourful and artistic needle-scribers relocate to sunny climes to offer much-needed saving from permanent tags that are keeping sun lovers covered up. Who else reckons there’ll be a tiger head?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Fabulous Dorseys (1947) 7.40 Stagecoach West: The Outcasts 8.40 Night Ride (1937) 10.10 Serena (1962) 11.20 Night Of The Prowler (1962) 12.30pm The Stolen Jools (1931) 12.30 Amos Burke: Secret Agent 1.30 Together 2.00 What’s Good For The Goose (1969) 4.00 Novel Ideas 4.30 Bookenders 5.00 Latest Homes Live 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 Under The Radar Music from Jefferson Airplane, Love, Country Joe and the Fish, Buffalo Springfield, and Neil Young.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

8.30 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival.

9.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 9.30 Here I Come Mr Taylor is at it again. He is blackmailing one of his employees.

10.00 Kick Out The Jams Sullivan & Gold give a stripped back acoustic session in the NVTV studio, Belfast.

10.30 Staylittle Sessions 11.00 Live At The Latest: Martin Harley & Sam Lewis 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Heroes For Sale 2.00 Digital Nation 2.30 Latest Homes Live 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping: Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders Kathy is put on the spot when Ian drops a bombshell. An upsetting truth dawns on Honey.

Tensions simmer between Sonia and Tina.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Guy must face his past when an unexpected patient arrives at Holby. Fletch struggles with single parenthood as his home and work lives collide. Ric makes a new enemy in his bid to become deputy CEO. 9.00 One Of Us 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 Clean Eating’s Dirty Secrets 11.20 FILM: White Oleander (2002) Starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Renee Zellweger, Alison Lohman, Robin Wright Penn, Svetlana Efremova, Patrick Fugit, Sam Catlin, Debra Christofferson, Billy Connolly.

Powerful drama based on Janet Fitch’s bestselling novel. With her mother serving a life sentence for murdering her boyfriend, a teenage girl enters the foster care system.

1.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.10 BBC News

6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty.

6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain.

7.00 Britain’s Hardest Workers: Inside The Low Wage Economy Volunteers test their skills against some of the fastest growing jobs in Britain’s low-wage sector. This time, they are working in food and farming - picking broccoli and making ready meals for our tables.

8.00 Inside The Factory Documentary series.

9.00 An Hour To Save Your Life Medical science series exploring the life-or-death decisions facing doctors in the first critical hour of emergency care. In London, fitness trainer Dusan is in critical condition after being hit by a bus. In hospital, Dusan is declared a code red and receives immediate blood transfusions.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team make satirical funny. With guests James Acaster, Ed Byrne, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Dragons’ Den 12.15am Sign Zone: Mo Farah: Race Of His Life 1.15 Sign Zone: The Mystery Of Van Gogh’s Ear 2.15 Sign Zone: Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Charity is in danger.

Tracy and Vanessa learn a startling truth. Rakesh is under pressure.

8.00 500 Questions Giles Coren hosts the quiz show with one allimportant rule - get three questions in a row wrong and you are out of the game.

9.00 Rookies Series revealing what it is like to be dropped into the front line of law enforcement, as seven ordinary people train to be police officers in Surrey. The new recruits venture out onto the streets under the watchful eye of an experienced veteran officer, coming face-to-face with the county’s most violent criminals and learning to deal with a sometimes abusive public.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Billy Connolly’s Tracks Across America Billy Connolly continues his travels on the US rail network, taking in the vast and astonishing landscapes that make up America’s backyard. This week’s journey kicks off in the north-west city of Portland.

11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park Summer Special 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Red Rock 2.30 Escape To The Country 3.25 Think Tank 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless Celebrities

6.15am Animal Park Summer Special 7.00 Homes Under The Hammer 8.00 The Best Bottoms In The Land 8.30 The Hairy Builder 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Super League Show 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Sahara With Michael Palin 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Alphabetical

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons (x2) 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons Bart tries to track down the creator of the greatest prank in Springfield Elementary’s history.

6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Warren threatens Maxine and Darren, while Grace continues her plan for revenge.

Nico’s obsession with Peri is intensifying.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property series. Kirstie Allsopp meets Andy and Jenny, who work in Warrington and currently rent nearby.

They are desperate to buy their first home and start a family, but their differing approach to house hunting has meant only one near miss in six months of searching.

9.00 President Trump: Can He Really Win? See highlights.

10.00 Beauty And The Baker See highlights.

10.50 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire.

11.50 Secrets Of A Police Marksman Documentary.

12.50am KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.15 Mobil 1 The Grid 1.45 Motor Sport: Volkswagen Racing Cup 2.10 Gillette World Sport 2.40 Grayson Perry: All Man 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.25 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.40 Fifteen To One 5.35 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Milkshake!

Summer Fun! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Wife’s Nightmare (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Josh leaves the courtroom after being handed a 20 year sentence for Charlotte’s murder, Andy puts his plan into action and the brothers escape in a getaway car.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Conspiracy Documentary series that puts the world’s biggest conspiracy theories under the spotlight. Were the Apollo moon landings faked? Is there a secret US space fleet in orbit powered by alien technology? Did the Soviets cover up space-race tragedies?

8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Emma Willis presents all the drama from the CBB house as one of the celebrity Housemates is shown the door.

10.00 Borderline Satirical spoof documentary series following the inept team of the UK Border Force at Northend airport.

10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists.

11.35 Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera comedy show.

12.00am Tribal Teens... Here Comes Trouble 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Mobs & Yobs: Caught On Camera 4.45 Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm The Flash 3.00 Micro Monsters With David Attenborough (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Stop Search Seize 9.00 Rugby’s Funniest Moments 10.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Mount Pleasant

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Born To Be Wild 8.00 Illuminations: The Private Lives Of Medieval Kings 9.00 Jumbo: The Plane That Changed The World 10.00 BBC Proms 2016: Jamie Cullum Prom 11.30 Horizon: The Truth About Personality 12.30am How To Build A Dinosaur 1.30 Jumbo 2.30 Illuminations

12.45pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Funniest 100 8.00 FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 10.40 Family Guy (x2) 11.40 American Dad! (x2) 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2)

11.55am Wycliffe 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Case Sensitive 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Inspector Morse

4.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 2 Broke Girls (x2) 9.00 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday. See highlights.

10.00 Wasted 10.35 The Inbetweeners 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 My Big Fat Gypsy Fortune 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am New In Town (2009) 12.55pm Horton Hears A Who (2008) 2.35 Step Up 3 (2010) 4.45 Evolution (2001) 6.55 Johnny English Reborn (2011) 9.00 About Time (2013) 11.25 Man On Fire (2004) 2.15am Land Of Silence And Darkness (1971) 4.00 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Bermuda Tentacles (2014) 4.00 FILM: The Librarian: The Curse Of The Judas Chalice (2008) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 FILM: Rambo III (1988) 11.10 Killjoys 12.10am Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files

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WEDNESDAY 24 Britain’s Hardest Workers: Inside The Low Wage Economy BBC2, 7pm This remarkable series gives an insight into some of the hardest working and lowest paid jobs in the growing low-wage sector.

Tonight the volunteers are working in e-commerce, preparing orders in a warehouse.

Hard times.

The Watchman Channel 4, 9pm What happens when you keep seeing the same crime perpetrated again and again – and nothing changes? CCTV operator Carl becomes obsessed with the world he oversees, and when the cops refuse to tackle local drug dealers Carl takes matters into his own hands. And the trouble starts.

Supernatural E4, 10pm The ghoul of Christmas future gives Sam and Dean a glimpse of their future – although not literally. The pair rock up in a small Colorado town where people have been vanishing every 27 years, and meet two hunters with a grudge against the monsters causing the disappearances. Step away...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Lost Moment (1947) 7.45 Stagecoach West: The Remounts 8.45 Yank In Ermine (1955) 10.30 Freedom To Die (1961) 11.45 Danger By my Side (1963) 1.00pm Amos Burke: Secret Agent: A Little Gift of Cairon 2.00 Shepherd On The Rock (1993) 4.00 Elemental Ideas 4.30 Access All Areas 5.00 Rugby AM

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Heroes For Sale Exploring the geeky goings on in Liverpool and surrounding areas.

7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover local and national politics.

8.30 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival.

9.00 F-Stop F-Stop showcases the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands.

This week: Lace Market Media Group.

10.00 Reverb Live Live music direct from Stratford Upon Avon College.

10.30 Live At The Vaults Live At The Vaults is a live music show based in an abandoned bank vault in Cardiff.

11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Amp'd 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Rugby AM 1.30 DJ Box Sessions 2.30 Amp’d 3.30 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Rip Off Britain Consumer series presented by Julia Somerville, Gloria Hunniford and Angela Rippon. The team investigate viewers’ holiday disasters, with invaluable advice on how to avoid being caught out.

Among the stories is the life-saving piece of kit that airlines don’t always carry and, after yet another threat from mosquitoes is exposed, a test reveals the best way to ensure you don’t get bitten. Plus there is a look at how the plans of dozens of hen party revellers were scuppered by the same fraudster who had advertised a villa that didn’t exist.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off Ten home bakers take part in a bakeoff to test their baking skills and battle to be crowned best amateur baker.

9.00 The Chronicles Of Nadiya 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.45 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

11.15 Britains Most Wanted Motorbike Gangs?

11.50 Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast.

11.55 BBC News

6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty.

6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain. The two champions of the series will win the ultimate prize for quiz show enthusiasts - a regular place on Eggheads, joining the most fearsome quiz team in history. Hosted

by Jeremy Vine.

7.00 Britain’s Hardest Workers: Inside The Low Wage Economy See highlights.

8.00 Can Britain Have A Payrise?

9.00 Skies Above Britain A look at the hidden world of the skies above us and the stories of the people who spend their life in flight. At NATS, air traffic controllers guide a passenger jet with a major technical fault safely back to the ground and respond to an unidentified flying object detected on the radar screens.

10.00 People Just Do Nothing 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis.

11.15 Inside The Factory Documentary series.

12.15am Sign Zone: A Very British Revolution 1.15 Sign Zone: Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Cain makes a choice.

7.30 Coronation Street Bethany pushes herself to the extreme.

Leanne and Nick are reunited.

8.00 500 Questions Giles Coren hosts the quiz show.

9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present more remarkable stories of people anxious to find long-lost relatives.

Miriam Aragon Hay grew up in Wales with her single mother Veronica and was never allowed to ask about her Salvadorean father. Veronica was a missionary nun in El Salvador and fell in love with a local mariachi band guitar player called Victor, but she had to leave the country when she became pregnant. Miriam has a photograph of her father and has even seen him in a TV documentary, but longs to know the real man.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights 11.40 British Touring Car Championship Highlights Steve Rider presents the best of the action from rounds 19, 20 and 21 of the BTCC from Scotland’s Knockhill.

1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park Summer Special 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Red Rock 2.25 Escape To The Country 3.25 Think Tank 4.10 Flog It! 5.10 Pointless Celebrities

6.15am Animal Park Summer Special 7.00 Homes Under The Hammer 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Hairy Builder 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Sahara With Michael Palin 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Alphabetical

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Simpsons (x3) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks One family waits anxiously at the hospital with a loved one in a life-or-death situation.

Things are looking up for Jesse.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. The pair begin their voyage across the Netherlands, travelling from the Windmills of the Kinderdijk to Grachtengordel canal district of Amsterdam.

9.00 The Watchman See highlights.

10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Wine connoisseur Jack and his date 18year-old It girl Kim both enjoy the high life, but will they hit it off? East Ender Terry returns to the First Dates restaurant, this time for a date with formidable hairdresser Levana. And could charming 49-year-old pilot Paul mend divorcee Maria’s broken heart?

11.05 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary series following specialist letting agents trying to keep both private landlords and tenants happy.

12.05am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.55 FILM: The Fourth Kind (2009) 2.30 Grayson Perry: All Man 3.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.20 Location, Location, Location 5.15 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.30 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.40am Children’s television 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother: The Eviction 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.10 FILM: The Novel Murders: Garage Sale Mystery VI (2016) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After discovering that Nate was drugged, Tori experiences a terrible sense of déjà vu and, realising that her family is in danger, tries desperately to warn them.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Stop! Roadworks Ahead Documentary series about men at work on our roads.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series filmed inside the consulting rooms of a busy NHS practice in south-west London.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother All the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover.

But the celebrity Housemates should remember that all that glitters is not gold...

10.00 Suspects: The Enemy Within Drama series following a team of London detectives as they investigate major crimes. Jack finds it impossible to sit at home on the sidelines when his daughter is abducted.

11.05 Football On 5: The EFL Cup Highlights of the Second Round of the EFL Cup. 12.30am Criminals: Caught On Camera 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Celeb Trolls: We’re Coming To Get You 4.00 Gangs & Guns: Caught On Camera 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm The Flash 3.00 Micro Monsters With David Attenborough (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Karl Pilkington10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Mount Pleasant

7.00pm News 7.30 Born To Be Wild 8.00 The Bridge: Fifty Years Across The Forth 9.00 Atlantis: The Evidence - A Timewatch Special 10.00 BBC Proms 2016: Sao Paulo Symphony Orchestra 12.00am Voyages Of Discovery 1.00 Atlantis: The Evidence 2.00 Carved With Love: The Genius Of British Woodwork

1.45pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.50am Two And A Half Men 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen

10.50am Murder, She Wrote 11.50 Wycliffe 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.10 In Loving Memory 4.40 Rising Damp 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Foyle’s War 10.00 Wycliffe 11.05 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Inspector Morse

4.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Containment 10.00 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox 12.50 First Dates

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies: The 36-Stone Woman

11.00am The Bandit Of Sherwood Forest (1946) 12.45pm Time Bandits (1981) 3.05 Casper (1995) 5.05 Fantastic Mr Fox (2009) 6.45 G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 9.00 Riddick (2013) 11.20 The Taking Of Pelham 123 (2009) 1.25am Bad Education (2004) 3.35 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 100 Degrees Below Zero (2013) 4.00 FILM: Titan AE (2000) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Killjoys 9.00 FILM: 2 Lava 2 Lantula! (2016) 10.50 FILM: Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012) 12.50am Star Trek: Voyager

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THURSDAY 25 Horizon: My Amazing Twin BBC2, 9pm Adam and Neil Pearson are twins suffering from Neurofibromatosis.

Adam’s budding film and television career looks good, but tumours on his face are growing out of control and threatening his sight. Neil thought that he’d escaped symptoms, but memory loss has arrived. Adam tries to find out how to stop the disease.

The Circuit Channel 4, 10pm Meeting new people can be tricky, as this new pilot episode testifies focusing on the horror of social engagement. It’s tricksy.

Gabe and Nat have left behind their idyllic life in Strood to move to a new town. It’s difficult making friends but luckily they’re invited to a dinner party. That’ll be good, right?

New Girl E4, 9pm Sometimes it’s helpful when you apply for a job and you have someone in common with the potential new boss. And sometimes it isn’t. Jess applies for work at a progressive school, but is slightly perturbed when she finds out the head teacher is dating her ex-boyfriend Sam. Staff room gossip abounds?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Velvet Touch (1948) 7.50 Stagecoach West: House of Violence 8.50 The Cariboo Trail (1950) 10.30 Out Of The Shadow (1961) 11.45 Private Information (1952) 1.00pm Amos Burke: Secret Agent: A Very Important Russian Is Missing 2.00 Romantic Undertakings (1996) 4.00 Talk Like That: Mercy Lounge 4.30 We are Stardust 5.00 The Music Manual 5.30 Walks Around Britain

6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport.

Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more.

9.00 QTube: Pride Special The first weekly LGBT magazine programme on British TV, with Torsten Hojer and Jonesy.

9.30 Banterflix Film news and reviews presented by Jim McClean.

10.00 Grass Roots Music The best new music as well as more established artists from all across Scotland.

10.30 Sunday Sessions Music and comedy live at the Portland Arms in Cambridge every month.

11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Varjak 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Talk Like That: Mercy Lounge 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Albion Night 4.00 QTube: Pride Special 4.30 Banterflix 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones and Jack Docherty bring viewers the best guests and stories live from the Edinburgh festivals.

7.30 EastEnders Steven steps up to help Ian, much to Jane’s frustration.

Honey reels from her discovery. Tina attempts to change things for the better.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City The ultimate drama series about life on the wards of a busy city hospital.

9.00 Class Of ‘92: Still Out Of Their League 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

10.30 South East Today 10.45 Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS 11.30 FILM: Keeping Rosy (2014) Starring Maxine Peake, Blake Harrison, Erin Shanagher, Christine Bottomley, Elisa Lasowski, Sam Hoare, Tori Hart and Joanna Neary.

British psychological thriller. A frosty media executive’s rigidly ordered life is thrown into disarray by an outrage at work, an accidental death at home and the arrival of her apartment block’s nasty new security guard.

1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show.

6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain.

7.00 Britain’s Hardest Workers: Inside The Low Wage Economy Volunteers test their skills against some of the fastest growing jobs in Britain’s low-wage sector. It is over half way through the experiment and now just six workers remain. This time, they are working in manufacturing - a sector that has been in decline in the UK but is showing signs of a revival.

8.00 Full Steam Ahead Historians Ruth Goodman, Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn explore how the Victorian railways created modern Britain. In the final episode, the team find out how increased leisure time and affordable rail transport brought a new kind of freedom for workingclass Victorians.

9.00 Horizon: My Amazing Twin See highlights.

10.00 The Premier League Football Show Weekly magazine programme featuring in-depth interviews with the biggest Premier League stars.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 An Hour To Save Your Life 12.15am Panorama 12.45 Sign Zone: Fake Or Fortune? 1.45 Sign Zone: Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Zak and Lisa continue their search for Belle.

8.00 500 Questions Giles Coren hosts the quiz show.

9.00 CCTV - Neighbourhood Watching Documentary exploring the rise in British domestic CCTV use through the extraordinary footage captured by home surveillance cameras, and the dramatic, funny and bizarre stories of those behind - and in front of - the lens. From mysterious acts of car vandalism in a picturesque village to a decade-long neighbourhood dispute and an outrageous garden robbery, this film explores the growing impact of domestic CCTV on our lives.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 Rookies Series revealing what it is like to be dropped into the front line of law enforcement, as seven ordinary people train to be police officers in Surrey. The new recruits venture out onto the streets under the watchful eye of an experienced veteran officer, coming face-to-face with the county’s most violent criminals and learning to deal with a sometimes abusive public.

11.40 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series.

12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park Summer Special 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Red Rock 2.25 Escape To The Country 3.25 Think Tank 4.10 Flog It! 5.10 Pointless Celebrities

6.15am Animal Park Summer Special 7.00 Homes Under The Hammer 8.00 Caravanner Of The Year 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Sahara With Michael Palin 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Alphabetical

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Simpsons (x3) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna desperately tries to help Warren, while James’s plan to assist Joanne is foiled.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet: Bionic Specials Professor Noel Fitzpatrick hosts a series which delves deep into the science behind his cutting-edge veterinary procedures. One-year-old cat Peanut was born with deformed front legs and struggles to walk. His owner Denise is desperate for him to be able to run free and hopes Noel will be able to fit him with two new bionic feet. .

9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency?

Documentary series following police and paramedics at work in Cheshire.

This episode features people who risk ruining their own lives for the sake of a night out.

10.00 The Circuit See highlights.

10.50 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Wine connoisseur Jack and his date 18year-old It girl Kim both enjoy the high life, but will they hit it off?

11.50 Naked Attraction Dating show presented by Anna Richardson.

12.45am President Trump: Can He Really Win? 1.40 The World’s Weirdest Weather 2.40 Grayson Perry: All Man 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.35 Location, Location, Location 5.30 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Rosamunde Pilcher: Fighting For Her Family Pt1 (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away The Morgans prepare to go on the run again when they discover that their cover has been blown.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of Underground Britain Documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the UK’s subterranean wonders. In Wales, Rob visits Europe’s largest cave system beneath Brecon Beacon national park, the dungeons of Chirk castle and the hidden remains of Ruthin castle.

8.00 On Benefits Episode revisiting some of the people previously featured including the ‘Millionaire Shoplifter’, a former Big Brother contestant with stars in her eyes and Blossom in Brighton, whose weight was having a serious effect on her health.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother All the action from the CBB House which has been given a glamorous makeover.

10.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side: Live In The House Rylan Clark-Neal hosts a special edition of the behind-the-scenes show.

11.35 Celebrity Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Celebrity Big Brother.

12.05am SuperCasino 3.10 Christmas Makes You Laugh Out Loud 4.00 Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 The Flash 3.00 Galapagos With David Attenborough 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x3) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Rugby’s Funniest Moments 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Modern Family (x2) 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Mount Pleasant

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 8.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Tsunamis 9.00 The Flying Scotsman: A Rail Romance 10.00 BBC Proms 2016: Mark Elder Conducts The Halle 11.50 Life Story 12.50am Titus The Gorilla King 1.40 Top Of The Pops: 1982 2.20 Britain On Film

1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 6.50 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Re-Educating Joey Essex 10.00 Family Guy (x3) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Murder, She Wrote 12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Lewis 12.05am Inspector Morse

5.00pm Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl. See highlights. 9.30 Angie Tribeca 10.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox 12.50 First Dates

11.45am FILM: Son Of Robin Hood (1959) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Love Child 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Rugrats Movie (1998) 12.40pm Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea (1961) 2.45 Flash Gordon (1980) 4.55 Fast Girls (2012) 6.40 A Good Year (2006) 9.00 Transporter 2 (2005) 10.40 The Mechanic (2011) 12.30am Carriers (2009) 2.10 Revenge Of The Nerds (1984) 4.00 Close

12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: 10.0 Earthquake (2014) 4.00 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 FILM: The Librarian: The Curse Of The Judas Chalice (2008) 10.00 FILM: Malice In Wonderland (2009) 12.00am Fact Or Faked

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FRIDAY 26 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Final Channel Five, 9pm The end is here... the end of Celebrity Big Brother! After a particularly controversial ensemble, with Biggins being asked to leave, as well as complaints against others, who will rise to the top of this collection of ne’er-do-wells? Tune in and watch the adulation.

Under The Radar Latest TV, 9.30pm Paul Mex joins Latest 7’s music editor Jeff Hemmings for a postpunk special playing some most excellent tunes for your Friday night delectation. Turn up for some treats from the likes of Wire, Magazine, The Fall, Gang Of Four, and Swell Maps. A most excellent selection, and warming you up nicely for your night out.

LIVE: Foals At Reading 2016 BBC4, 10.30pm Get that party feeling – without the rain or the mud. Huw Stephens introduces the Oxford quintet Foals on the Main Stage at Reading Festival. With a special warmth in their heart for this particular festival – having made their debut there in 2007 – this is set to be an impressive main stage arrival.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am A Shot In The Dark (1933) 7.05 At Twelve Midnight (1934) 8.20 Bed & Breakfast (1938) 9.20 Dream Doctor (1936) 10.10 Girl Loves Boy (1937) 11.40 Inside The Room (1935) 12.55pm Whispering Tongues (1934) 2.00 Talkies 2.10 Man In The Mirror (1936) 4.00 You Make It, We Show It! 4.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 5.00 The 2ube

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss the week's stories in the press.

7.00 Banterflix 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc is joined by guests to cover politics.

8.30 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton's independent cult store, Resident Records.

9.00 Noise Reel David and Ellie host Brighton's first and foremost local music entertainment show.

9.30 Under The Radar See highlights.

10.00 The 2ube 11.00 Latest After Party 11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am The Music Manual 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Varjak 1.00 Latest News 1.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 1.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 2.00 Noise Reel 2.30 Under The Radar 3.00 The 2ube 4.00 Latest After Party 4.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Jay shares his plans with Ben, but will Ben stand by him? Bex gives Sonia a reality check.

8.30 Summer: Earth’s Seasonal Secrets 9.30 Room 101 A public figure reveals the things that he/she hates most.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes.

11.35 FILM: Disturbia (2007) Starring Shia LaBeouf, Carrie-Anne Moss, Sarah Roemer, David Morse, Viola Davis, Aaron Yoo. Tense thriller about a troubled high school student who becomes convinced he is living next door to a wanted serial killer.

Struggling to come to terms with the death of his father, the teen lands himself in hot water after a fight with a teacher and is put under house arrest.

1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

6.00 Debatable Daily quiz show.

6.30 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain.

7.00 Britain’s Hardest Workers: Inside The Low Wage Economy In the final two days of the experiment, the five remaining workers take on the highest paid employment of the low-wage sector, but it is also the most physically and mentally demanding - night work.

8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Sister series to The Great British Bake Off, in which Jo Brand is joined by three celebrity fans to take a look at the most recent episode, with interviews and unseen footage.

9.30 Highlands - Scotland’s Wild Heart Ewan McGregor narrates this landmark series about the wildlife of the Scottish Highlands.

10.30 Newsnight 11.05 FILM: Short Term 12 (2013) Starring Brie Larson, John Gallagher Jr, Stephanie Beatriz. US drama.

12.35am Sicily Unpacked 1.35 Sign Zone: Inside The Factory 2.35 Sign Zone: Matron, Medicine And Me: 70 Years Of The NHS

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Zak and Lisa receive devastating news. Can Holly escape her past? Rakesh tries to cover his tracks.

7.30 Coronation Street Nick lets the cat out of the bag. Bethany wilts under cross-examination. Maria has had a belly full of Aidan and Maria.

8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo concludes his culinary journey around his native Italy, starting the final leg of his trip in Puglia.

8.30 Coronation Street Leanne has a decision to make. Gary fights Bethany’s corner. Eva resolves to find Maria a new man.

9.00 Doc Martin Drama series about a country doctor in Cornwall. Martin is trapped by Annie Winton, who desperately wants him to try and save her husband Jim, recently diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Following the breakdown of their counselling sessions, Louisa wonders if Martin is planning to leave Portwenn for good.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.30 ITV News Meridian 10.40 FILM: Bird On A Wire (1990) Starring Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn, David Carradine, Bill Duke. Fastpaced thriller.

12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park Summer Special 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Red Rock 2.25 Escape To The Country 3.25 Think Tank 4.10 Flog It! 5.10 Pointless Celebrities

6.15am Animal Park Summer Special 7.00 Homes Under The Hammer 8.00 Horizon: Ice Station Antarctica 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00pm The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-de-Hi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Leonardo 4.15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 ITV News Meridian 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Alphabetical

6.15am 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.40 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix Practice 1 Live 10.35 The Simpsons 11.05 The Simpsons 11.35 The Simpsons 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me 12.55 Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix Practice 2 Live 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Nico’s sinister scheme is coming together.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Builds By The Sea Architect George Clarke presents the property design series. George looks back at some of his favourite amazing builds by the sea.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the quiz show.

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by David Mitchell, Katherine Ryan and The Brett Domino Trio.

10.00 Friday Night Dinner Sitcom about a weekly family gathering. The boys arrive home to find a ‘For Sale’ sign in front of the house. How will they stop Mum and Dad from selling the family home? And what happens when Jim comes round as a potential buyer?

10.35 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything Celebrity game show. Jonathan Ross, Noel Fielding, Richard Ayoade, Aisling Bea, Adam Buxton and Rob Beckett fiercely battle it out for the Big Fat Quiz crown, answering questions from the last 100,000 years of human history.

12.05am Rude Tube 1.00 FILM: Red State (2011) 2.35 Fresh Meat 3.15 Location, Location, Location 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.20 Countdown

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Rosamunde Pilcher’s Valentine’s Kiss (Part 2) (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away VJ is bitterly disappointed when he realizes that Billie conspired against him with Leah.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours.

8.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series in which cameras follow the victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. Ben from Lewisham council’s rogue landlord unit has just 24 hours to rehouse a single mother and her child or they will end up on the streets. 70year-old Joan has to start legal proceedings to evict her tenant who has not paid any rent for a year, and Amit discovers that a tenant living in a property owned by his late father may have been a swindler.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Final See highlights.

10.50 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show.

12.20am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother: The Final 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Roary The Racing Car 5.30 Peppa Pig 5.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 5.45 Angelina Ballerina Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 2.00 The Flash 3.00 Galapagos With David Attenborough 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 10.00 The Simpsons (x2) 11.00 Zoo 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms 2016: Mozart From Memory 8.30 BBC Proms 2016: Mozart Requiem 10.30 LIVE: Foals At Reading 2016. See highlights. 11.45 Guitar Heroes At The BBC 12.45am The Joy Of The Guitar Riff 1.45 Kings Of Rock And Roll 2.45 Guitar Heroes On Later...

11.15am Dinner Date 12.15pm Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.50 Take Me Out 7.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Hall Pass (2011) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad!

12.00pm Wycliffe 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Birds Of A Feather (x2) 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 Lewis 12.05am Inspector Morse

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 4.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Die Hard (1988) 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.40am Tattoo Fixers

11.30am Film: Yellow Sky (1948) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.50 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 6.55 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Out-Laws 10.15 It Was Alright In The 1970s 11.20 24 Hours In A&E 12.20am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Coraline (2009) 1.10pm Stuart Little 2 (2002) 2.50 Starman (1984) 5.05 Congo (1995) 7.15 Airplane! (1980) 9.00 Lockout (2012) 10.50 The Purge (2013) 12.30am Hush (2009) 2.15 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 4.00 Close

11.00am Star Trek: Voyager 12.00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 2.00 FILM: Under The Mountain (2009) 4.00 FILM: Bermuda Tentacles (2014) 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2) 8.00 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Mr. Robot 10.00 FILM: Pandorum (2009) 12.10am Fact Or Faked

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SATURDAY 27 The X Factor ITV1, 8pm The gang’s all here! Woo hoo!

Well, most of them anyway as the lion’s share of the original judging line-up get together (without any hint of Justin Lee Collins turning up and calling it a ‘Bring Back...’ show). Join Simon, Sharon, Louis with Nicole Scherzinger as the slight newbie, as well as Dermot moving things along smoothly.

Edinburgh Nights BBC2, 9pm Kirsty Wark is at the Edinburgh Festival, meeting the comics experiencing a topic knock from the Brexit vote. You’d hope that that would include Bridget Christie, whose hour rapidly changed from mortality to the referendum. Oh, and the big comedy award winners are announced today. No biggie.

The Xtra Factor Live ITV2, 9.30pm Your trusty extension on the X Factor hit you’ve been missing all year, that’s also the first tentative hint that you might want to start thinking about Christmas shopping (that’s the finale, man!).

Rylan Clark Neal and Matt Edmondson are elbows-deep in behind the scenes drama and tittle tattle. Tuning fork, anyone?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Breaking Point (1961) 7.10 Two Way Stretch (1960) 8.55 The Big Job (1965) 10.40 Tomorrow At Ten (1965) 12.20pm Trial & Error (1962) 1.55 Jigsaw (1962) 4.00 Scotland's City Safari 4.30 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 5.00 British Wrestling Weekly

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts.

7.00 Noise Reel 7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 Digital Nation The best of Local TV from across the UK. 8.30 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival.

9.00 Late Night With Monica Price Effervescent host Monica Price meets personalities and presents musical guests.

10.00 DJ Box Get to know the world of DJing and dance music, as DJ Box showcases up-and-coming dance music talent from the UK and Europe.

10.30 The Bassment 11.00 QTube: Pride Special Brighton Pride 2015 from the parade to Preston Park.

11.30 Urban Expression 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 DJ Box Sessions 1.30 Scotland's City Safari 2.00 Destination: Liverpools of the USA 2.30 British Wrestling Weekly 3.30 Digital Nation 4.00 Late Night With Monica Price 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 The Getaway Car Game show hosted by Dermot O’Leary. Set against the stunning backdrop of the South African countryside, five couples test their nerve, driving ability and communication skills in a series of thrilling car-based challenges. Only one team will go through to the final and a showdown against the Stig, with a £10,000 jackpot up for grabs.

6.50 BBC News 7.00 South East Today 7.10 Pointless Celebrities A special comedies edition of the general knowledge quiz.

8.00 Casualty 31 Feature-length episode of the medical drama. As Charlie celebrates his thirtieth anniversary, the department is thrown into chaos, and the team face their biggest challenge yet.

9.50 The National Lottery Live 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from today’s eight Premier League matches. With his trousers on.

11.50 FILM: Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994) Starring Kenneth Branagh, Robert De Niro, Tom Hulce, Helena Bonham Carter, Ian Holm. A tale of fear and revenge in a faithful adaptation of Mary Shelley’s original Gothic novel.

1.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News

6.20 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

6.50 Proms Extra 2016 The weekly Proms magazine show, presented by Katie Derham. A touch of Brazil hits Proms Extra as the Sao Paulo Symphony Orchestra is discussed alongside the Quincy Jones Prom and a memorised Mozart symphony. Katie Derham’s guests include Venezuelan pianist Gabriela Montero and Quincy Jones Prom conductor Jules Buckley.

7.30 Greece With Simon Reeve In the first episode of this two-part series, Simon Reeve travels from the islands of the Aegean to Greece’s capital, Athens.

8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. The platoon is ordered to assist in the making of a training film, but Captain Mainwaring is disgusted to learn that his men will be playing the parts of Nazi soldiers.

9.00 Edinburgh Nights See highlights.

9.30 The Truth Commissioner Drama based on the novel by David Park. Appointed as truth commissioner to Northern Ireland, Henry Stanfield learns the hard way that those in power will stop at nothing to suppress the truth about the violence of the past.

11.00 Kings Of Curry 12.20am FILM: Everlasting Moments (2008)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh & Easy Food 12.00pm Football Focus 12.30 Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.10 Athletics: Diamond League Lausanne Highlights 2.00 Rugby League: Challenge Cup Final 5.30 Now You See It

6.05am Glorious Gardens From Above 6.50 FILM: Mr Lucky (1943) 8.25 FILM: The Importance Of Being Earnest (1952) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Lost Land Of The Tiger 12.00pm Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 12.45 Bing Crosby: Talking Pictures 1.25 FILM: That’s Entertainment (1974) 3.30 Full Steam Ahead 4.30 Final Score 5.30 Flog It!

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.35 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.00 NinjaGo: Rise Of The Snakes 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.30 I Am Team GB 10.30 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 Columbo: Last Salute To The Commodore 1.30pm ITV News & Weather 1.35 River Monsters 2.05 Doc Martin 4.05 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 6.05 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates more digital disasters as captured on phones, drones and selfie sticks - in his own inimitable style.

7.00 Go For It Stephen Mulhern hosts a show which sees challengers attempting to wow the nation by putting their unusual skills and implausible party tricks to the test.

The contestants who successfully demonstrate their unique skills will be rewarded with a 1,000 pound cash prize.

8.00 The X Factor See highlights.

9.30 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) Starring Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, David Strathairn, Scott Glenn, Paddy Considine, Edgar Ramirez, Albert Finney, Joan Allen. Thriller sequel. A former CIA hitman with amnesia joins forces with a London reporter to uncover the truth about his past. But when the reporter is killed, the assassin must find out who is responsible while dodging the bullets.

10.35 ITV News; Weather 10.50 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) Crash! Bang! Betrayal!

11.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the explosive US version of his popular talk show.

12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.05am Gillette World Sport 6.30 Tri Liverpool 7.30 Frasier 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 The Morning Line 9.55 Formula 1 Belgian Grand Prix Practice 3 11.25 Salvage S.O.S 11.55 Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix Qualifying Live 2.30pm Channel 4 Racing 4.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.40 Ugly House To Lovely House With George Clarke 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Hidden Britain By Drone Documentary series.

8.00 The Good Terrorist Documentary. John Harris was an prominent anti-apartheid activist in the early 1960s, but when he placed a bomb in Johannesburg station, he horrified the country and was sentenced to death. His bomb killed a 77-year-old woman, and severely burned her young granddaughter, who soon moved abroad and changed her identity. John Harris’s son finally meets the young girl who was maimed by his father’s bomb.

9.00 FILM: Last Vegas (2013) Starring Robert De Niro, Morgan Freeman, Michael Douglas, Mary Steenburgen, Kevin Kline. Four 60something friends get together for one last hurrah in this ensemble comedy.

11.05 FILM: Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) Starring John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke.

Comedy about a trio of losers who return to a ski resort from their youth to relive their heyday, but end up being sent back to the eighties in a time travelling hot tub.

1.00am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 3.55 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.50 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.00 Countdown 5.50 Draw It!

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6.00am Bob The Builder 6.10 Wanda And The Alien 6.20 Pets 6.25 Noddy In Toyland 6.40 Paw Patrol 6.50 Little Princess 7.05 Pip Ahoy! 7.20 Blaze And The Monster Machines 7.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.00 Shimmer & Shine 8.25 Fairly Odd Parents 9.00 The Saturday Show Live 11.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.00pm Murdered: The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (x2) 2.00 Police Interceptors 3.00 Police Interceptors 4.00 Police Interceptors 5.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

6.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents.

6.55 5 News Weekend 7.00 Cricket On 5: England V Pakistan Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the second One Day International between England and Pakistan from Lord’s.

8.00 World’s Fastest Train A look at the engineering breakthroughs that made the France’s high-speed TGV possible, including the Japanese bullet train and Stephenson’s recordbreaking Rocket.

9.00 Football On 5: The Championship Highlights of the weekend’s games in the SkyBet Championship.

10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2.

10.30 The Funny Thing About Dating Talking heads show combining observational comedy, honest confessions and hilarious anecdotes. Johnny Vegas hosts.

11.30 Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera comedy show .

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Christmas Makes You Laugh Out Loud 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

Christmas Special 4.50 Divine Designs 5.15 Nick’s Quest 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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9.00am Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 11.30 What’s Up 12.00pm The F1 Show 12.30 Futurama (x5) 3.00 Modern Family (x6) 6.00 David Attenborough’s Wild City (x3) 9.00 FILM: Snakes On A Plane (2006) 11.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 12.00am Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 1.00 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm David Attenborough’s Zoo Quest In Colour 8.30 The Return Of Flying Scotsman 9.00 Beck: In The Name Of God 10.30 Forever Young: How Rock ‘n’ Roll Grew Up 11.30 LIVE: Red Hot Chili Peppers At Reading 2016 1.00am Guitar Heroes At The BBC 2.00 Top Of The Pops: 1982 2.40 Forever Young

2.45pm FILM: What A Girl Wants (2003) 4.50 The X Factor: Success Stories 5.50 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 7.50 FILM: Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005) 9.30 The Xtra Factor Live. See highlights. 10.30 Family Guy (x3) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.55am The Cleveland Show (x2)

6.00am Movies Now 6.10 French Fields 6.55 Judge Judy 7.20 Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.30 I Am Team GB 10.30 A Touch Of Frost 12.50pm FILM: That’s Carry On (1978) 2.40 FILM: The Young Victoria (2009) 4.50 Foyle’s War 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.00am Inspector Morse

10.00am Made In Chelsea: South Of France 11.00 New Girl 11.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 12.30pm The Goldbergs (x4) 2.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x4) 4.30 FILM: Turner And Hooch (1989) 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 9.00 FILM: Mirror Mirror (2012) 11.05 Gogglebox (x2) 1.00am Rude Tube 2.00 2 Broke Girls (x2)

3.50pm Come Dine With Me: Rugby World Cup Special 4.55 Great Canal Journeys 5.55 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 6.55 Location, Location, Location 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Welcome To The Punch (2013) 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.05am Channel 4 Comedy Gala 2016 - Best Bits

11.00am Chalet Girl (2011) 1.00pm Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) 2.50 Thunderbirds (2004) 4.40 17 Again (2009) 6.45 Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) 9.00 The Heat (2013) 11.20 Predator 2 (1990) 1.30am Byzantium (2012) 3.55 Close

1.20pm FILM: F6: Twister (2012) 3.10 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 5.00 FILM: 2 Lava 2 Lantula! (2016) 7.00 FILM: The Librarian: The Curse Of The Judas Chalice (2008) 9.00 FILM: Rambo III (1988) 11.10 FILM: Red: Werewolf Hunter (2010) 1.00am FILM: Age Of Tomorrow (2014) 3.00 Fact Or Faked

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SUNDAY 28 Victoria ITV1, 9pm There’s a reason not many 18year-olds rule countries. It’s a tricky business, and really there are other things you might want to do with your teenage years.

Plus, how do you rebel against the establishment when you are he establishment? It’s a headscratcher. This drama explores Victoria’s ascension to the throne.

Big Fat Quiz Of Everything Channel 4, 9pm Answering questions on everything in the history of mankind is this rather spiffy collection of people – Noel Fielding, Eddie Izzard, Alan Carr, Chelsea Peretti, Romesh Ranganathan and Dara O’Briain, with Jimmy Carr heading proceedings. Laughs and information – the best combo.

LIVE: Biffy Clyro At Reading 2016 BBC4, 10.30pm Huw Stephens introduces the Scottish rock band Biffy Clyro as they take over the main stage.

Dance like there’s no one watching (there really is no one you’re not in a field), sing like there’s no one listening (the neighbours are used to it by now), and enjoy the festival.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Strongroom (1962) 7.35 Cone of Silence (1960) 9.25 Ladies Who Do (1963) 11.10 Glimpses: South of England 11.20 Battle Of The V1 (1958) 1.20pm They Who Dare (1954) 3.25 BFI: Terminus 4.00 Walks Around Britain 4.30 The Easy Riders 5.00 Family, Faith and Fun 5.30 Under The Radar

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Films made by you, the great Brighton public.

8.30 Edinburgh Festival Catch Up Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival.

9.00 Shaun's People Brand new magazine show, as Shaun Troke talks to a mix of people about what's happening in the real world.

9.30 A Day In The Life Cameras follow the legendary outlaw from Nottinghamshire, Robin Hood.

10.00 Sounding Out Live musical performances and interviews. This episode features Courtney Pine.

10.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 11.00 The Music Manual 11.30 Amp’d 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 Brodian's Basement 1.30 Shaun's People 2.00 A Day In The Life 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

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6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 BBC News 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Escape To The Continent 2.15 Summer: Earth’s Seasonal Secrets 3.15 Eat Well For Less?

4.15 The Great British Bake Off 5.15 Songs Of Praise 5.50 Pointless Celebrities 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Countryfile has been given access to an excavation at the Stonehenge World Heritage site, and Joe Crowley meets the team who have discovered strange items buried in the soil at Durrington Walls, not far from the famous stones of Stonehenge.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team are at Tewkesbury Abbey in Gloucestershire for the first episode of a brand new series, and over 2,000 visitors dig out their treasures in anticipation.

9.00 Are You Being Served?

9.30 Porridge Classic sitcom set in Slade Prison where habitual criminal Norman Stanley Fletcher finds himself engaged in all manner of scrapes with the warders and his fellow inmates while serving a five year term for burglary.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights from today’s two Premier League fixtures.

11.25 Comedy Connections Series charting the history of some of our best comedy shows.

11.55 Comedy Connections Series charting the history of some of our best comedy shows.

12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.30 BBC News

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6.15am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.00 Glorious Gardens From Above 7.45 Gardeners’ World 8.15 Countryfile 9.15 The Beechgrove Garden 9.45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites - Sunday Edition 11.15 Lorraine Pascale: How To Be A Better Cook 11.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Athletics: Diamond League - Lausanne Highlights 2.00 FILM: None But The Brave (1965) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Kate Humble, My Sheepdog And Me 5.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 6.00 Highlands - Scotland’s Wild Heart Ewan McGregor narrates this landmark series about the wildlife of the Scottish Highlands.

7.00 Cats V Dogs: Which Is Best?

Chris Packham and Liz Bonnin battle it out to find the definitive answer to the burning question - which are best, cats or dogs?

8.00 Robot Wars The final episode in the robot fighting series presented

by Dara O Briain and Angela Scanlon.

9.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. Peter Jones, Deborah Meaden, Touker Suleyman, Sarah Willingham and Nick Jenkins take their seats to face a fresh batch of entrepreneurs who dare to enter through the Den doors.

10.00 Fleabag Sitcom. Haunted by memories of her dead best friend, dumped by her emotionally fragile boyfriend and now desperately trying to sell her stolen goods, Fleabag attempts to rekindle romantic fires to distract her from the mayhem of life.

10.30 Murder In Successville Improvised comedy.

11.00 FILM: Up There (2012) Starring Burn Gorman, Iain De Caestecker, Warren Brown. Low-key British comedy about the nearhereafter.

12.15am FILM: Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky (2009) 2.05 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.55 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.00 Sooty 7.15 Super 4 7.35 Thunderbirds Are Go 8.00 NinjaGo: Rise Of The Snakes 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.15 Murder, She Wrote 11.15 Columbo: Troubled Waters 1.20pm Long Lost Family 2.25 The Chase 3.25 The X Factor 4.55 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Ellie Simmonds - Swimming With Dolphins Paralympic swimming star Ellie Simmonds has dreamed of swimming with wild dolphins since she learned to swim as a 3-year-old. However, her dedication to her sport has meant that she has never even seen a dolphin, let alone been in the ocean with one. Worse still, Ellie has never dived in the ocean and is afraid of open water. If she is to fulfil her dream, she will need to confront her fears.

8.00 The X Factor Britain’s biggest singing competition continues its thirteenth series, with some familiar faces returning to the show. High drama and top talent remain the order of the day as more hopeful singers and groups step inside the intimate audition rooms in a bid to win a coveted recording contract.

9.00 Victoria See highlights.

10.35 ITV News; Weather 10.50 Slow Train Through Africa With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones makes five remarkable train journeys across the world’s most spectacular continent.

11.45 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show.

12.45am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.15am Motor Sport: Caterham 6.40 Motor Sport: Spa Classic 7.05 Frasier 7.30 Frasier 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Sunday Brunch 12.00pm Formula 1 Belgian Grand Prix Live 4.00 Guy Martin’s Passion For Life 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun

6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series about the world of high-end pawnbroking.

8.00 Prehistoric Megabeasts: Croc Vs Snake Documentary following scientists as they analyse evidence from northern Columbia that suggests a 43-foot snake and a giant crocodile once stalked the Earth in prehistoric times. The experts attempt to deduce which of these beasts ruled the ancient world.

9.00 Big Fat Quiz Of Everything See highlights.

10.35 FILM: The Watch (2012) Starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemarie DeWitt. Bromantic comedy. Intent on getting to the bottom of a killing in his wholesale store, manager Evan takes action and forms a neighbourhood watch team.

His first recruits soon prove to be useless, until they stumble across a strange metallic weapon and realise they have discovered a sinister extraterrestrial conspiracy. They begin a full-scale operation to expose aliens hidden among the community, little realising that it isn’t just their neighbours they are defending.

12.40am Formula 1 Belgian Grand Prix Highlights 1.40 Friday Night Dinner 2.05 Walking The Himalayas 3.00 Location, Location, Location 3.55 Come Dine With Me (x5)

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Little Princess 7.50 Pip Ahoy!

8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Shimmer & Shine 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 9.55 Fairly Odd Parents 10.30 Football On 5: The Championship 11.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush 12.05pm Access 12.10 Now That’s Funny! 1.10 FILM: Are We There Yet? (2005) 3.00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 4.00 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 5.00 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 6.00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 Clip show.

7.00 Toddlers Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 Iain Lee narrates a collection of comic clips featuring kids that have taken the internet by storm.

8.00 Can’t Pay? Benefits Special Observational documentary series profiling the work of High Court enforcement agents. The police are called in to assist in an eviction featuring a warring landlord and tenants in East London. Other cases include a single mum trapped in a spiral of debt, and a man recovering from a brain tumour.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Most Shocking Celebrity Moments Of The 00s The 00s saw the birth of reality TV and many of the most shocking celebrity moments of the new century were caught on camera, including Justin Bieber’s antics, Lady Gaga’s meat dress, and Britney Spears’ meltdown, which all feature in this crazy celebrity countdown.

11.55 Tattoo Disasters UK: What Were You Inking? Documentary.

12.50am Lip Sync Battle: The Walking Dead Special 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Suspects: The Enemy Within 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Wildlife SOS 5.15 Wildlife SOS 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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11.00am WWE Raw 12.00pm Rugby’s Funniest Moments 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Four Weddings 3.00 Battle Of The Brides 4.00 Modern Family (x4) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 The Last Ship 9.00 Zoo 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 Stop Search Seize 12.00am The Force: Manchester

7.00pm BBC Proms 2016: Barenboim Conducts The West-Eastern Divan Orchestra 9.30 Sounds Of The Eighties 10.00 Eisteddfod 2016 With Will Gompertz 10.30 LIVE: Biffy Clyro At Reading. See highlights. 12.00am Guitar Heroes At The BBC 1.00 Horizon: Playing God

9.35am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.00pm The X Factor 1.30 The Xtra Factor Live 2.30 You’ve Been Framed! 3.00 FILM: Charlotte’s Web (2006) 4.55 FILM: Bean (1997) 6.45 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 9.00 The Xtra Factor Live 10.00 Family Guy (x3) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.25am Bordertown

6.00am Rising Damp (x2) 6.50 A Touch Of Frost 9.00 Heartbeat (2) 11.00 FILM: Goodnight Mister Tom (1998) 1.10pm Lewis 3.10 Lewis 5.10 FILM: Anne Of Green Gables (2015) 7.00 Midsomer Murders 9.00 The Investigator: A British Crime Story (x4) 1.05am Wire In The Blood (x2) 3.45 May The Best House Win

8.30am Made In Chelsea: South Of France 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza (x5) 2.35 The Goldbergs (x4) 4.30 FILM: ParaNorman (2012) 6.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 10.30 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 11.30 Gogglebox (x2) 1.05am Containment

10.55am Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 11.55 Come Dine With Me (x5) 2.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The World’s Most Extreme 9.00 Father Ted (x2) 10.05 Britain’s Best Loved Sitcoms 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 12.15am 24 Hours In A&E 1.20 That’s So Last Century

11.00am Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989) 1.00pm Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) 2.45 Rio (2011) 4.35 The Tooth Fairy (2010) 6.45 G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 9.00 X-Men: First Class (2011) 11.35 Insidious (2010) 1.40am Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) 3.55 Close

11.00am FILM: Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (2010) 12.50pm FILM: The Hunters (2013) 3.00 FILM: Bermuda Tentacles (2014) 4.50 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 7.00 FILM: Wing Commander (1999) 9.00 FILM: Pandorum (2009) 11.10 FILM: Malice In Wonderland (2009) 1.10am FILM: Zombie Shark (2015)

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MONDAY 29 International Chef Exchange Latest TV, 9pm It’s the summertime! Which as well as splashing about with a paddle in your lunch hour means it’s time for holiday thoughts and lovely treats. Combine research for both and join Andrew Kay as International Chef Exchange in both Brighton’s Drake’s Restaurant, and an equally delicious place in Maastricht.

My Millionaire Dads And Me Channel 4, 10pm Back in 1999 Tony and Barrie Drewitt-Barlow caught the media’s attention as the first British gay fathers to pay surrogate mothers to have their own children. Fast forward and the couple’s eldest children – twins Aspen and Saffron – are about to turn sweet sixteen. Life in an extraordinary family.

Dark Matter Syfy, 8pm Things are a bit tricky when the only people you really rely on – even over those folk that have known you all your life – are your crew. Well, that’s what happens when you wake up with amnesia and decide things are better that way. The gang take on a dangerous mission in a bid to save their failing leader. Tricky.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Sound Barrier (1952) 8.20 Stagecoach West: El Carnicero 9.20 The Flying Scot (1957) 10.50 Target Earth (1954) 12.25pm Amos Burke: Secret Agent: Terror in a Tiny Town: Part 1 1.30 Together 2.00 Last Holiday (1950) 3.45 Glimpses: Happy Tate Jr. Highlights of Variety 4.00 Millionaires' Row 4.30 The Newspapers 5.00 Live At The Latest: Noble Jacks

6.00 Latest News 6.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza discusses the regional press with Dominic Ponsford of the Press Gazette.

7.00 Brighton Album Chart Show A new concept in TV charts.

7.30 Latest News 7.55 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 8.00 The Vote 8.30 Edinburgh Festival Extra Daily highlights and behind the scenes from this year's Edinburgh Festival.

9.00 International Chef Exchange See highlights.

10.00 Unsigned Transmissions Unsigned Transmissions is a unique platform for unsigned musicians on the exciting new local TV network.

10.30 Sheffield Live! Mix 11.00 Noise Floor Interviews, videos and exclusive performances from the already and soon to be famous faces in music.

11.30 Bowlegs 12.00am Latest News 12.25 Guy Lloyd's 2-Minute Telly Show 12.30 International Chef Exchange 1.30 Banterflix 2.00 Walks Around Britain 2.30 The Newspapers 3.00 The Vote (x4) 5.00 Teleshopping

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11.45 Heir Hunters 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.20 South East Today 1.30 Red Rock 2.15 Money For Nothing 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 Think Tank 4.45 Flog It! 5.45 Pointless 6.30 BBC News At Six 6.50 South East Today 7.00 The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2016 8.00 EastEnders Louise grows suspicious of what Ben is up to.

8.30 FILM: Thor: The Dark World (2013) Starring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Eccleston, Jaimie Alexander, Zachary Levi, Ray Stevenson. The hammerwielding hero returns for more mythology-inspired action in this comic book adventure. Faced with the intergalactic warlord Malekith, a foe that even Odin and Asgard cannot resist, Thor embarks on his most perilous and personal journey yet.

10.15 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.40 Class Of ‘92: Still Out Of Their League After last year’s roller coaster ride, ex-Manchester United stars and co-owners of Salford City FC Ryan Giggs, Phil and Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt have set their sights on winning the league again. But an amazing FA Cup run could be the best and worst thing that happens to them as the team slide in the league.

11.40 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Animal Park Summer Special 6.45 Homes Under The Hammer 7.45 Make Me An Egghead 8.15 Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge 9.15 FILM: Now, Voyager (1942) 11.10 Athletics: Diamond League - Lausanne Highlights 12.00pm Athletics: Diamond League Lausanne Highlights 1.00 The Edge 1.45 Three Up, Two Down 2.15 Hi-deHi! 2.45 Yes, Minister 3.15 Perry And Croft: Made In Britain 3.45 Wild Wales 4.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.45 Antiques Roadshow 6.30 Debatable Daily quiz show hosted by Patrick Kielty.

7.00 Make Me An Egghead General knowledge quiz show searching for the greatest quiz brains in Britain.

7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition.

8.00 University Challenge Robinson College, Cambridge, takes on Wadham College, Oxford, in another first-round match of the student quiz.

8.30 Only Connect Two teams who lost their first heats return as highest scoring losers in this show.

9.00 Ripper Street Thriller set during the Victorian era, following a police division investigating murders on the blood-stained streets of London’s Whitechapel.

10.00 The Coopers Vs The Rest Sitcom. The Cooper family share a small house, and absolutely no DNA. Mum Tess wanted to save as many kids as she could from the sort of childhood she had.

10.25 FILM: Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010) Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley. Fantasy adventure. After his father, the king of Persia, is killed, Prince Dastan discovers the secret of a magic dagger which can rewind time.

12.10am The Women’s Football Show 12.40 Sign Zone: Full Steam Ahead 1.40 Sign Zone: Holby City

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 FILM: Beethoven (1992) 12.10pm Big Star’s Little Star 1.10 ITV Lunchtime News 1.15 ITV News Meridian 1.20 Catchphrase 2.05 Judge Rinder 3.05 Secret Dealers 4.05 Tipping Point 5.05 The Chase

6.05 Off Their Rockers Comedy series.

6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Lisa and Zak face their darkest hour.

7.30 Coronation Street It is a dark day for Maria. Things go from bad to worse for Caz. 8.00 Celebrity Home Secrets Famous faces revisit their former homes to share the memories and secrets from when they lived there.

Actor Nigel Havers reveals how the Rolling Stones came to his London flat when he was aged 15.

8.30 Coronation Street Maria comes face-to-face with fear.

9.00 Victoria Eight-part drama series about the early reign of Queen Victoria. Lord Melbourne’s resignation as Prime Minister leaves Victoria devastated.

10.00 ITV News 10.15 Benidorm Madge is making the most of her last few days in the sun, while Janice frantically tries to contact her doctor back home.

11.15 Britain As Seen On ITV In celebration of 60 years of ITV, six decades of British life are recalled through archive footage.

11.45 Murder, She Wrote Crime drama series.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.10am FILM: That Darn Cat (1997) 7.45 FILM: Moshi Monsters: The Movie (2013) 9.15 The Simpsons 9.45 The Simpsons 10.10 The Simpsons 10.40 The Simpsons 11.15 FILM: Escape From Planet Earth (2013) 12.55pm FILM: Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992) 2.40 Wedding Town 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks With Mercedes’ world falling apart, Diego tries his best to help her.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.10 Joe Wicks: The Body Coach Body Coach Joe Wicks demonstrates fast, tasty recipes and short, intense workouts to get us all fit, strong and healthy.

8.00 Make My Body Better With Davina McCall Davina McCall presents the health series which follows extraordinary personal stories of determination, transformation and triumph. In this episode, 32-stone teaching assistant James finds a simple walk along the street is a feat of endurance.

9.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Welsh receptionist Kirsty has high expectations for her date with six-foot Essex funny guy Oliver.

10.00 My Millionaire Dads And Me See highlights.

11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following police and paramedics.

12.10am The World’s Weirdest Weather 1.10 One Born: What Happened Next? 2.05 Grand Designs Australia 3.00 China’s Forgotten Emperor 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.45 Location, Location, Location 5.40 Superfoods: The Real Story

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Milkshake! Summer Fun! 7.25 Thomas & Friends 7.40 Noddy: Toyland Detective 7.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.05 Wissper 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.50 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.00 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Home And Away 12.45 Neighbours 1.15 FILM: Monte Walsh (2003) 3.15 FILM: Joe Kidd (1972) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Mason makes a dangerous decision as the Morgan family prepare to leave Summer Bay. 6.30 5 News Tonight 6.40 D-Day’s Sunken Secrets Documentary film following a multidisciplinary team of experts as they scour the sea bed off the coast of Normandy looking for objects which were lost or destroyed during the DDay landings. Among the treasures are the wreck of the troopship SS Leopoldville, and a trawler adapted to be a mine-sweeper.

8.00 Adolf And Eva: Love And War Part-dramatised documentary examining the intimate relationship between Adolf Hitler and his mistress Eva Braun, and the control she had over the Fuhrer and his Nazi Party.

10.00 FILM: Schindler’s List (1993) Starring Liam Neeson, Ben Kingsley, Ralph Fiennes, Caroline Goodall, Jonathan Sagalle. Multi-Oscarwinning true story of an Austrian entrepreneur who sets out to profit from World War II by using cheap Jewish labour in his factory, but finally risks everything to save his workers after seeing the scale of Nazi barbarity first hand.

1.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Person Of Interest 4.00 Shops & Robbers: Caught On Camera 4.45 The Great Artists 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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10.00am Don’t Tell The Bride (x6) 4.00pm Modern Family (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 10.00 Rugby’s Funniest Moments 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Ross Kemp On Gangs: Liverpool

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Born To Be Wild 8.00 All Aboard! The Country Bus 10.00 Life Story 11.00 Patagonia With Huw Edwards 11.55 Sound Of Cinema: The Music That Made The Movies 12.55am Frost On Interviews 2.00 David Attenborough’s Zoo Quest In Colour

12.00pm Emmerdale 12.30 Coronation Street (x2) 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! 2.00 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 4.00 The X Factor 5.00 The Xtra Factor Live 6.10 FILM: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 9.00 Family Guy (x4) 110.55 American Dad! (x2) 11.55 Bordertown 12.25am The Cleveland Show

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 In Loving Memory 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 The Secret Life Of Dogs 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Liverpool One 12.10am Wycliffe 1.10 Law & Order: UK

12.30pm FILM: Toy Story That Time Forgot (2014) 1.00 The Big Bang Theory (x12) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Coach Trip: Road To Ibiza 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea: South Of France 10.00 Celebs Go Dating 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Gogglebox 12.55 Made In Chelsea: South Of France

9.15am A Place In The Sun (x2) 11.20 Four In A Bed (x5) 2.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 The 100 Greatest Musicals 7.30 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Four Rooms 10.00 Million Pound Mega Yachts 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am 18 Kids And Counting 1.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Horton Hears A Who (2008) 12.40pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) 2.35 Johnny English Reborn (2011) 4.40 Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 6.45 Grease 2 (1982) 9.00 The Bourne Legacy (2012) 11.35 Priest (2011) 1.20am The Craft (1996) 3.30 Close

2.00pm FILM: Under The Mountain (2009) 4.00 FILM: Wing Commander (1999) 6.10 FILM: The Land That Time Forgot (2009) 8.00 Dark Matter. See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) 11.10 Dark Matter 12.10am FILM: Malice In Wonderland (2009)