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RED HOT LATIN Vincent & Flavia dance The Last Tango into the Theatre Royal Brighton page 11

STUFF TURKEY A Christmas food selection

THE INTERVIEW Everything Everything

SNAPSHOTS David Courtney in focus

MIKE WARD In the Strictly audience

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CITY GIRL

IN THE CITY

VICTORIA NANGLE don’t know about you, but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that my flat and I are twinned. All summer long we revelled in the warmth, the cool breezes with the windows thrown open, I wore floaty dresses and tripped off to the beach with a book and a towel in case I felt like a dip. We loved the summer, my flat and I. More recently autumn arrived, and we arrived at a place of contentment. I got the boiler serviced, cleared out several stacks of books to the Cancer Research charity shop, went through boxes and caught up with old friends I love. Home and I got a bit of maintenance and I moved a picture from one wall to another. This felt quite momentous, and allowed the neighbours to crinkle their brows as I banged away at a picturehook one weekend afternoon. I can do the DIY, I got tools, man. They’re the loofers of the home.

And there have been times when the home and I have both been a bit of a mess, and usually we don’t mind that. The difficulty comes when I’ve been a bit too busy (October is filled with awesome comedy shows and brilliant people’s birthdays – what can I do?). I’ve been a bit too busy. The flat is not happy, and it’s letting itself be known.

First off was my kitchen sink. I know, I neglect it – maybe I should take it on holiday like all of chicklit novels seem to be convinced I have to whenever I pack.

My kitchen sink was making some very strange gurgling noises. I ignored it. More fool me. Then my kitchen sink started taking its time to drain the water after I’d washed up. I wasn’t happy about this but thought I could probably sort it out myself. Here’s a hint... you know that screw in the middle of the drain that looks like it simply holds the mesh to stop gunk going down the drain? Don’t try and undo it to unblock the sink. It does a whole heap more than hold a bit of metal in place. It stops blocked water from streaming down underneath your sink and onto the floor. And so I’ve called a plumber, like I should’ve done in the first place.

So dear Plumber, know this. Not only am I hoping that you fixing my sink will allow me to clear the stack of washing up that’s gathered. I’m also hoping you’ll sort out my sore shoulder and blistered feet. Because my flat and I are twinned. And when you heal one I’m hoping you help the other out too.

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Footloose Worldwide smash hit musical Footloose: The Musical will burst back onto the stage in 2016, starring Gareth Gates.

Theatre Royal Brighton, 25–30 July 2016, £tbc, www.atgtickets.com/brighton Classic Album Sundays – Patti Smith ‘Horses’ Classic Album Sundays is an immersive classic album listening event. Special guest for this launch

event is award-winning British music journalist, author, broadcaster and club DJ, Simon Price who will be giving a presentation on ‘Horses’.

Latest Music Bar, 8 November 2015, £10/8, www.classicalbumsundays.com The Bluetones After the sell-out success of The Bluetones return to the live forum in 2015 the band have announced an extension to the tour in 2016.

Concorde2, 15 April 2016, £20/18, www.seetickets.com

IN THIS ISSUE 4 Latest TV The Rosies, Digital Nation & highlights 7 Andrew Kay Yak Yak Yak Tentative Christmas plans 8 Snapshots David Courtney comes into focus 9 Hot List Restaurants, cafes & takeaways 9 The Box Andrew B ushers in MIC 11 The Last Tango Strictly stars bid farewell 11 Specky Wren The best dressed eyes in town 13 Comic Con comes to Brighton The stars of sci-fi fall to town 15 Stuff turkey!

Christmas dinner alternatives 19 Interview – Everything Everything Exploring the new complexity 20 Holly Would Celeb news and fashion tips 21 Get On Board/Commutable Bus travels/Will’s treasured time 22 Science/Brighton’s Arty Space exploration/surreal objects 23 Entertainment news What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music – plus the chart 26 Mike Ward At Large/Reviews Mike’s Strictly plus what’s been happening around our city 27 TV Listings TV Listings for the next seven days

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thelatest.tv essica Kellgren-Hayes shares the lowdown on Latest TV’s feminist programme for all to enjoy.

‘Feminist’ is a tricky word and one that can turn people off very quickly. Unfortunately, in the modern media and especially online, it has been so twisted that a lot of people don’t know what it means – just that they don’t want to declare themselves to be one!

The Rosies is a brand new, fun and informative talk show from Latest TV that busts myths and gets straight to the truth. Growing up with feminist views and loving television, I was always looking for a TV show that I could relate to – so I made one!

Each week, our panel of four women – plus-size model Kitty Underhill, stand up comedienne Rebecca Shortall, assistant therapist in a therapeutic community Annie Whilby and I – are joined by a guest to discuss topical issues. Although there is a feminist slant to the show we do consider all view points! The programme is aimed at men, women and everyone in between.

It’s often hard to find out what words used in feminist debates really mean and that can be confusing. A lot of my friends have been put off taking a stand on feminist issues because the terms used by ‘those in the know’ are often not very common so they feel they’re not educated enough! We don’t want to exclude anyone from watching the show. You don’t need a degree in social theory to watch and each week we will explain what those complex words mean in our ‘Word of the Week’ segment. From ‘microagressions’ to ‘heteronormativity’, we’ve got you covered!

Rosie the Riveter is one of feminism's most visible icons of working women. She represents the women who worked in factories and shipyards in World War II following the conscription of eligible men. It’s from her we take our name! In each episode we showcase a ‘Rosie of the Week’ – a short video about a historical figure who has aided the lives of women. There is so little out there to educate people about feminism in a fun and informative way – social history doesn’t have to be dreary and dull!

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segments on ‘The Rosies Show’ playlist on my YouTube channel, MissJessicaKH. Full episodes are available on the Latest TV YouTube.

This week is about Home Education and the guest, Ruthanne, has been home educating her children for the last seventeen years. Ruthanne recently set up the Bright Alternative Learning Centre for 10-16 year olds where 20 students come together twice a week to research and discuss topics from Ancient Egypt to David Cameron. The children can access qualifications such as Art and Sport Leader Awards and iGCSEs but in addition visiting tutors teach them about personal safety, finance, bushcraft and other important life skills which, sadly, are often not in the national curriculum.

That is one of the benefits of a small private learning centre.

Many parents teach their children entirely at home. Not everyone will agree with home education and some of the women on the show may have strong views to the contrary.

Tune in to find out...

Whether you are shouting ‘no!’ or ‘yes!’ at the screen whilst watching, the aim is to get people involved. If you would like to suggest a guest who would be great for the show, a topic we need to cover, a historical figure who should be championed or a word that you would like explained then you can tweet us @TheRosiesTV or channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

send an email to latestrosies@gmail.com Watch The Rosies on Latest TV every Wednesday at 6.30pm or, as Annie refers to it, 'half past sassy'.

A BRIT HIT! he old and the young are showing that it’s never too soon – or too late – to have big dreams when it comes to sport, in this week’s Digital Nation.

Connie Adam decided that she needed a hobby when she retired, something that would keep her active. Classes seemed to be the way, so she tried out a few, including archery and fencing... and found she has quite an gift with an épée... and a sabre. Like a real-life Supergran, this 87-years young athlete has carved out her place in fencing

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history, cut deep into the international scene, and is on guard to defend her international placing at the top of her game. She is so much more impressive than any pun could ever do her justice. Now that’s quite a retirement!

And at the other end of the sporting field, up in Glasgow, Judy Murray is contributing her coaching expertise to tennis coach Kris Soutar’s initiative Tennis On The Road. Training up parent/children teams so that the grown ups learn to play with their kids in ways that will help develop skills associated with tennis – they’re starting them young!

It’s such a good idea! Who doesn’t appreciate tying in playing to anything? But with this kind of expertise channelling it, we’ll have a challenger to Andy Murray nipping at his heels in no time at all.

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thelatest.tv Under The Radar Tuesday 3 November, 7pm

52% Thursday 5 November, 2pm

Latest 7’s very own music editor Jeff Hemmings teams up with Paul Mex, allowing everyone at home to benefit from their years of passionate expertise in the music business, with this showcase and discussion programme. Music videos you may have missed come under close scrutiny from the pair.

This week it’s a psychedelic music special featuring music from Hawkwind, The Aliens, Ariel Pink, Red Crayola and Ozric Tentacles.

Tune in and switch on.

Represent! The women of Liverpool are back for a second series of 52%, discussing the issues and stories that affect them alongside high profile guests with

FilmFest On TV, Saturday 7 November, 9pm It’s frankly amazing and beautiful what some people do. Teacher and musician Ed Wade-Martins set off on a sponsored bike ride from

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Digital Nation. Still in Scotland, STV Edinburgh marked the 50th Anniversary of the Royal Lyceum

something to say. Today Michelin Star chef Marc Wilkinson joins Lisa and a new team to talk about gender equality in the workplace.

Plus, the team celebrate 100 years of the Women’s Institute.

Theatre with a visit to the stunning cultural hub, and managed to grab a quick chat with Hollywood actors Brian Cox and Bill Paterson, who will

England to Mali in West Africa, combining raising funds for Fresh Start Foundation – supporting orphans and other vulnerable children in Gambia – with a bridging of cultures via music. His journey and discoveries along the way are laid down in the documentary ‘Moving Sounds’, introduced by Jessica Kellgren Hayes.

Millionaires’ Row, Sunday 8 November, 3pm Time for a spot of property escapism as Andrew and Simone step into the homes that are majestic and quite honestly pretty darn amazing. From penthouses to pools, with more bathrooms than you can shake a stick at, all with that extra pizazz. Time to start spending that imaginary Lottery win.

The CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton, Wednesday 4 November, 5.30pm be starring in a new production of ‘Waiting For Godot’ there.

And that’s not even the half of it.

Hearts will melt at hedgehog fosterer Steve Whalley in Lancashire, hopes fly with the marvellous artificial sand martin nests in

A new series from the musical merry-go-round maestro Nick Coquet – and in a primetime slot.

Start your day afresh and wipe the working day from your slate with an afternoon breakfast – feasting on some of the best pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography. You know it makes sense.

National Diversity Awards, Friday 6 November, 9pm Hot topic or what? Embracing the real diversity of Britain, this is the third annual awards ceremony celebrating a huge mix of people it takes to make this country so vivacious, imaginative, and downright brilliant. Find out who this year’s vital ingredients are and see all of the magic that took place last month when the winners were announced. And maybe get some ideas as to who you think should be nominated for the 2016 gongs!

Nottinghamshire, and your pumpkin will be shamed by Southampton’s incredible monsters, reaching the size of a small car. No word of a lie.

Certainly a Digital Nation not to be missed.

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The Vote, Monday 9 November, 8pm Frank Le Duc covers the local and national political stories that have piqued the public’s interest this week. So that could be anything at all at time of going to press! Frank will be joined by a panel of esteemed guests, delivering up intelligent discussion for all.

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n a sunny Sunday morning, warm enough to sit outside and have a cheeky drink or two, I joined my friends Mr T & M L (the latter being your actual French).

We walked down Elm Grove where, at the bottom, we were confronted, or should I say affronted, by the spectacle of a huge inflatable reindeer.

Too much and far too soon! It may sound curmudgeonly, but really, Christmas decs out before Halloween or Guy Fawkes!

I was appalled.

Time certainly flies and as I get older it flies pretty damned fast. So fast that the last thing I want to see is the hastening of festivities into my life in a premature fashion.

This of course will seem somewhat hypocritical when you flick through the magazine and find that I am writing about Christmas menus. O I know, pot, kettle, black etc… but apparently when it comes to booking your festive dining now is the time to do so.

I tackled the weighty Christmas topic a few weeks back – out of necessity.

As you may have read I have family in both Somerset and in Wales. Christmas time is a family thing for me, but the logistics are complex and pitching an idea has to be done at the right moment.

Too soon and it sounds contrived and desperate, too late and it sounds like you don’t care.

Between my brother and I we contrived last year to cover the whole holiday season between us so that Mum would have family around her at all times. We need to do that because Christmas also marks the anniversary of Dad’s death and of her own father’s death too – so not a good time in that sense for any of us.

I eventually decided that the time was right to call the brother and funnily enough he had been contemplating the holiday too.

Fortunately he had come up with a very attractive plan, so this year I will travel to his very nice home on the Welsh Borders where I will join

city bedecked with bent willow and tissue lanterns for the spectacle that is The Burning Of The Clocks. I rather like that one, the weirdly pagan feeling of kids burning time. If only they knew, there is no such thing as time to burn.

I wish that we could slow down the pace at which all of these things arrive, maybe embargo the use of pumpkins until a week before all hallows eve, Fireworks until a week before November the fifth and Christmas decorations no sooner than December the first. Was that not the way things used to be?

Whilst I’m on the subject, can we ditch the pumpkins and return to turnip lanterns please (turnips to me, swedes to you probably).

And trick or treat? Must you? Well okay but do remember the Sugar Smart campaign and perhaps seek out a different kind of treat – or the ghoulish consequences might be obesity, diabetes and amputation – now that really is scary.

Maybe we could bring back ducking and bobbing for apples – or does that run the risk of dragging out the health and safety police crying loudly “Risk of autumnal fruit-related injuries!” I ask you? Really I do.

I will be out for Halloween, or at least my lights will – and my door firmly shut. I hate fireworks, a childhood accident involving a flare match, a nylon sock and Wellington boot put paid to that and I am too old and fat to be indulging in treacle toffee and parkin, sadly.

Despite all this moaning I do love Christmas and I love the lights and baubles and tinsel and all. I love the food and the merriment, the carols and carousing and I will be first to suggest that it’s time to break open the advocaat and maraschino cherries to mix that first festive cocktail.

BUT NOT YET! So please, if the reindeer is yours, take it down for a while yet, the only kind of deer I want to see right now is on a plate with a nice rich gravy – sorry Rudloph!

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And it also means that I can come back here to my own home

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for further celebrations over the new year holiday.

Now as far as I am concerned that is enough talk of Christmas for at least another six weeks. Then, and only then will I consider getting out the baubles and decking my modest halls with boughs of seasonal leafage.

Elsewhere though it will be almost impossible to avoid the festive frivolity which seems to have reared its head amongst the ghosties and ghoulies and pumpkin craziness of Halloween.

This will rapidly be followed by bonfire fever and before we know it they will be parading through the channel 159 or at thelatest.tv

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SNAPSHOTS DIANA FRANGI David Courtney "We Will Not Fall"

have always had close ties with Shoreham through Leo Sayer and I also lived there for about four years. When I learned about the tragedy that took place in Shoreham this August I felt I wanted to do something for the families and friends of the victims and I came up with the idea of releasing one the songs Marina and I have recorded as a duet entitled ’We Will Not Fall’. I contacted Marina and we have been recording the album, exchanging vocal files and backing tracks via the internet, and it has worked out brilliantly. My friend, photographer Ian Williams, created the sleeve image and video producer Will McGuigan of Big Eye Productions produced a beautiful video. We turned the whole thing around in a week!"

Brighton-born and internationally acclaimed musician David Courtney is celebrating his 50th anniversary in music with the release of a two CD set, ‘Anthology’, an album featuring the many artists he has written for and produced over the years and the album sleeve portrait created by leading sports artist Paul Trevillion. David started his career as a drummer in a local band called ‘The Urchins’ at the age of 14, turned professional at 15 when he became the drummer in Adam Faith’s backing band. David's first big break was as a songwriter with Leo Sayer, and he has also worked with Roger Daltrey, David Gilmour, Ritchie Blackmore, Eric Clapton and Sir Paul McCartney. The Anthology set can be found at Amazon and at all record stores.

Last month David dedicated one of his new songs, a collaboration with Russian musician Marina Kapuro called 'We Will Not Fall’ as a tribute to the victims of the Shoreham Air Show disaster which occurred in August this year. The song was released on September 4th and is available as a download with the proceeds being donated to creating a memorial shrine where the families can go and reflect on their loved ones.

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BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN Bardsley’s

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Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

hat better way to see in the new season of MIC than a really dangerous opening scene where Spenny pretty much drives Lucy off the road in a couple of vintage cars?

Ollie’s back on girls. And foundation. Ollie we don’t want you with a girl.

Don’t you remember the Chloe Green fiasco? We don’t care if she could get you free shoes. Jamie bumps into someone called HARNEY!!!?? Who the HELL are you, Harney??? He has the arms of a Greek javelin thrower but the head of a 6-year-old child. Lucy is dressed like the stepmother from the Disney version of Cinderella. It’s all in the high-laced collar.

Jamie and Jess had sex and everyone doesn’t care. Why? Because this little game of swings and roundabouts is boring. Jamie, why can’t you go back to being a heartless love rat, it’s so much more fun for us. To add insult to injury, Jess has still got that nose ring, as if she were a bull marked for branding. Apparently, during the blonde on blonde sex, they laughed a lot and Jess instructed Jamie not to look at her. “That’s not right,” says Wise Mother Toff.

Wheeze is wearing a shirt that says ‘bitches’ on it. Sam’s wearing a shirt that’s open, whilst ironing. He has actually got a good body for a small boy. But do your shirt up when you speak to your sister Sam. Why must the Thompsons conduct these inappropriate interchanges.

There’s a dinner happening and Spenny is just poetically inappropriate, first declaring that he’s kissed everyone at the table, then asking Ollie why the frick he won’t just date a man, then telling everyone that Jamie and Jess had non-looking-at-each-other sex.

Tiff shows Steph some photos of Sam sprawled over someone in a Taiwanese nightclub. Steph asks why she isn’t more devastated, but Tiff met some bankers over the summer and feels guilty (she asked them to look over her tax return).

On a roof somewhere, Irish Nicola is back, teeth whiter than ever.

Harney is there and approaches Jess and pretends he doesn’t know who she is. He’s been to Kenya – twice. Alright Harney, cool your jets. He then announces that he wants a girl with “a good set” for some fun. He’d do well on Grindr.

JP and Binky converse for the first time since LA. JP apologises to Binky but then ultimately confirms that he still doesn’t want to date her, consequently devastating her all over again.

Tiff comes over and cries to Lucy about the banker situation. Lucy makes her go and tell Sam about it. I think Sam’s had some work done over the summer. We know what you did last summer, Sam. Tiff tells him that she looked at a banker once and he flies off the handle. The bells then begin to chime signalling the death of another Chelsea pairing and beckoning Tiff towards a life as a prioress.

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INDIAN The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Chaula’s Lewes Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Chaula’s Brighton A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75.

Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

Cafe Chilli Cafe Chilli breaks the mould of the traditional Thai restaurant. You'll still find the classic dishes, but also fusion food which is increasingly popular in modern Thailand. From a classic green curry to chilli pesto spaghetti and ever-changing specials, you'll be spoilt for choice! With a varied wine list, homemade soft drinks and delicious desserts, there's something for everyone.

Visit our website at: www.cafe-chilli.co.uk to find more info and menus. Tel: 01273 710390. 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL.'

ITALIAN Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

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THE LAST TANGO Strictly Come Dancing stars come to the Theatre Royal Brighton for a fond farewell resh from their sell out hit shows Midnight Tango and Dance ’Til Dawn, Strictly superstars Vincent Simone and Flavia Cacace have created their most moving production yet as the pair prepare to dance in their final ever theatre show.

In their twenty years of dancing together, they have become Strictly Come Dancing favourites, World Argentine Tango Champions, and have created and starred in their own Olivier Award nominated West End productions. But now, as the nation’s favourite dancers prepare to take on new projects, Vincent and Flavia will say goodbye to audiences in this brand new, thrilling live performance.

Flavia said; “It’s an incredible experience to perform live in front of our wonderful audience night after night, but all good things must come to an end, so we’re creating our final ever theatre show. It’s intimate, intense and full of our award-winning Argentine tango. The Last Tango is going to showcase our best work and most beautiful dance moves before we finally say farewell to theatre.”

Vincent: “The last few years have been amazing – we’ve loved it. It may be our final theatre tour but we’re going to go out with a bang! This is going to be our best show yet!”

Don’t miss your last ever chance to see this dynamic duo do what they do best live – in an intimate, passionate and explosive experience. It’s time for The Last Tango.

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SPECTACULAR Have the best-dressed eyes in town with The Specky Wren in Brighton

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ith a wealth of experience in the optical industry, Marco Wren (MCOptom) and David Carmichael were inspired to create their own boutique opticians in the heart of Brighton. The Specky Wren has an ‘everybody’s welcome’ attitude with the emphasis on providing you with an amazing experience.

They provide comprehensive eye tests, fit all types of contact lenses, with NHS patients welcome. The Optometrist’s focus is solely on your care and wellbeing. A detailed and thoughtful eye test with the Optometrists will check vision, ocular health, and for a range of eye conditions.

The team hand picks every frame range we have in the practice. This ensures that glasses are well made and spectacularly stylish. Specky Wren have a fabulous range to fit all budgets, face shapes and sizes. They believe that glasses can be a great expression of your personality and style, and love working with you to find that perfect pair.

The Specky Wren, The Open Market, 1–2 Marshalls Row, Brighton BN1 4JU, 01273 911191, info@thespeckywren.co.uk, www.thespeckywren.co.uk

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Sci-fi stars and celebrities storm Brighton for Film & Comic Con

n Saturday 7th – Sunday 8th November 2015 Showmasters will be hosting its first event in Brighton, at the Hilton Brighton Metropole. With over 40 celebrity guests signing autographs and partaking in photo sessions and other activities across the weekend, this event should definitely not be missed – so make sure you add it to your calendar!

A huge variety of guests will be joining us across the weekend to meet the fans, including John Hurt; best known for his role of Kane in Alien, Carl Weathers aka Apollo Creed in Rocky, Buffy fan favourite James Marsters, Jenette Goldstein who portrays Vasquez in Aliens, Battlestar Galactica’s Leah Cairns, legendary horror director George A. Romero and many more big names from your favourite movies and TV shows.

Doctor Who fans are in for a treat, with Samuel Anderson, Colin Baker, Peter Purves, Sophie Aldred, Alan Ruscoe, John Lesson and first time Showmasters guest Simon Callow all in attendance across the weekend.

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Wrestlers Shane Douglas, Terri Runnels, Tammy ‘Sunny’ Sytch and Lady Blossom will also be at the event, along with wrestling journalist and photographer Bill Apter.

Comics play an important role at our Film & Comic Con events, so we haven’t disappointed with our guests on this front, which include Transformers artists Stephen Baskerville and Lee Sullivan, Joe Benitez; writer and artist best known for Lady Mechanika, Game of Thrones storyboard artist Will Simpson, Star Wars writer John Wagner and many more!

Other attractions include a huge exhibitors area with specialist companies from around Europe selling a wide range of merchandise and memorabilia from the greatest classic films ever made, toys, autographs, movies, comics and enough memorabilia to completely fill any teenage boy’s bedroom or trendy adult’s den. Everything in fact to keep the big kid in all of us happy!

Once again there will be the opportunity to have a professional photograph taken with some of the celebrities, giving you the chance to have an extra special keepsake to take home and make your friends jealous!

Tickets for all of the photo sessions will be available to buy online or at the Film & Comic Con Brighton sales desk at the event.

Film & Comic Con Brighton is not just an excellent weekend out… it’s an essential one!

Media guests confirmed so far include: John Hurt – Doctor Who, Alien, V for Vendetta, Harry Potter, Hellboy, Spaceballs Carl Weathers – Predator, Rocky, Happy Gilmore Samuel Anderson – Doctor Who Kenny Baker – Star Wars, Time Bandits, Labyrinth, Flash Gordon George A. Romero – Legendary Horror Director Rene Auberjonois – Star Trek, Warehouse 13, Boston Legal watch on

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James Marsters – Buffy, Angel, Torchwood, Warehouse 13, Smallville, Supernatural, Andromeda Colin Baker, Sophie Aldred, Peter Purves, John Leeson – Classic Doctor Who Simon Callow – Doctor Who, The Phantom of the Opera, Streetfighter Christina Masterson, Ciara Hanna & John Mark Loudermilk – Power Rangers Hannah Waddingham, Luke Barnes, Richard Brake, Brenock O’Connor, Kerry Ingram – Game of Thrones Maya Stojan – Agents of Shield, Castle Leah Cairns – Battlestar Galactica, Interstellar, Supernatural, Sanctuary There’s also Kenny Baker, Alan Harris, John Cumming, Paul Weston, Colin Skeaping, Pam Rose, David Church, Joe Gibson, Mercedes Burleigh, Brian Harris, Paul Blake, Tex Fuller, John Maloney, Tony Smart, Vic Gallucci, Caroline Blakiston, Alan Ruscoe, and many more.

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STUFF TURKEY! Who needs to anyway, with such a great range of alternative dining choices this Christmas ’m no turkey fan, the country yes, the food no.

It might seem radical, and yes, I will indulge just that one time a year for the sake of tradition, and more often than not to keep mum happy.

Many of you though love turkey and all the trimmings that go with it, in fact the trimmings are often the best part as far as I am concerned, those pigs in blankets can make or break that festive feast. And for those turkey lovers there are plenty of traditional dinners to be had out there. So this week we would like to share some of the best, from the truly trad to the deliciously alternative.

Of course there are so many requirements thrown in the face of a Christmas party. Firstly size, how many of you will there be? We have found places that can offer everything from an intimate dinner a deux to a 200 strong rave up, complete with live entertainments, music and dancing. Yes, the ultimate office party, although

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SPICE UP YOUR CHRISTMAS The seasonal menu at the acclaimed Chilli Pickle is full of delicious delights ored of your usual Christmas party? Well look no further than The Chilli Pickle! Every year The Chilli Pickle’s Christmas menu offers their usual award winning Indian Cuisine with great seasonal ingredients and festive notes.

The menu starts with classic poppadoms & their signature pickles & chutneys as well as some punchy little Rajasthani pickled onions and masala nuts. A few examples of starters are the Duck Momos – Momos are Nepalese steamed dumplings with a great flavourful kick. The duck is the seasonal festive ingredient as opposed to their usual chicken or mutton and is perfectly accompanied with a blood orange and chilli chutney.

The Crab Pakora have a luxury taste of the sea and looks amazing, just like sea urchins with the spikey sev noodle coating. They are served with a vibrant saffron riata topped with Salmon Keta caviar

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Little green pea kebabs and tapioca fritters make for a great veggie starter with 2 tangy chutneys for dipping.

Main courses include whole lamb shank slow roasted in spices. The tender meat just falls off the bone and is served with mint butter naan, Bukhara dal and Rogan gravy that makes for an impressive-looking feast as does the whole tandoori poussin with apricots and warm spices, pink pepper naan and Kachumber Raita. The root vegetable curry has all your watch on

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we strongly advise against sneaking into the office of the venue to photocopy your bottom! (Does anyone have a photocopier these days?)

Then you have to think about those amongst your party who are vegetarian, pescatarian and vegan. It’s seldom a problem in Brighton and Hove as we have so many excellent restaurants who fully embrace all of these requirements – and I don’t just mean the specialist venues.

Simply ask and your needs will almost certainly be met.

For those amongst us who crave something that little bit different, an element of spice should I say, then they are equally well catered for with exciting ethnic foods from around the world featuring so highly in the city’s culinary firmament.

All in all Brighton and Hove has plenty to offer for the discerning diner at any time of the year and for every pocket, and no more so than when we ride into the Christmas party season, sleigh bells ringing – happy booking! lovely seasonal winter vegetables in a lentil stew spiked with ginger and coconut and served with a South Indian Uttapam Rice Pancake and a flavoursome smoked pepper chutney. If you love paneer you won’t be disappointed with the Saffron marinated Paneer & Piccolo Pepper Kebab that is baked in the tandoor and served with a festive chesnut pulao and a decadent Korma Gravy. Another stand out dish is the Seafood Moilly.

Fresh local fish and shellfish is cooked to perfection in a tasty coconut, ginger and green chilli gravy and comes with a rice pawa and a zippy pickle.

You can’t have a Christmas meal without dessert and the home made Masala Chai Kulfi with Stolen cake and forest berry granita will have you sighing in delight!

Finish the night off with one of Chilli Pickle’s signature cocktails or loose teas and you and your guests will be smiling all the way into the New Year!

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COME TO MARKET THIS CHRISTMAS Host your Christmas party at the city’s most exciting new restaurant f you haven’t already been to Market we know you must have heard about it. It’s the cool new London-style restaurant bar on Western Road where it’s all about kitchen bar dining and being entertained by the talented chefs who cook the fresh, delicious tapas and small plates right in front of you. They also offer a wide range of mains and ‘Market Classics’, a superb brunch at the weekend and the best roast we’ve had for a very long time!

And now, you can book their newly refurbished private room that seats up to 20 guests for your party which the owners, Kate and Manni have ironically called ‘Downmarket’ because as Kate says laughing “it’s below Market and is actually very upmarket”. We’re told that you can even have your own private chef cooking for you all night and you can’t get much more upmarket than that!

Menus wise Market is offering their Set Christmas Menu and the Chef’s Selection Menu which, featuring a wide range of the menu and designed to share, is the ideal Christmas party feast.

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BUON NATALE AT DONATELLO & PINOCCHIO THIS CHRISTMAS!

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These Brighton & Hove favourites are always a fun place to celebrate and especially so at Christmas uon Natale! Celebrate Italian style this Christmas, at Donatello or Pinocchio, two great restaurants with something to offer every taste, budget and party size.

The restaurants are located in central Brighton and offer a choice of delicious set or a la carte menus with a fabulous selection of wines and champagne. At Donatello and Pinocchio, the festive menus start with a delicious two-course option featuring Italian favourites, which include pizzas and pastas for an extremely reasonable £10, including crackers and streamers.

Bring the whole family to enjoy the Donatello Winter Wonderland, a fantastic, fully interactive magical Christmas display outside the restaurant. Featuring an 8ft singing teddy bear and swaying reindeers, the display is sure to delight all ages.

Also at Donatello, for parties of 50 plus we can recommend varied entertainment to help your party go with a swing, and if you really want to ‘push the boat out’ this Christmas we can discuss our VIP menus with you.

Bookings are now being taken for Christmas 2015 at Donatello and Pinocchio, with group bookings for between 10-250 people. We hope you will join us for your Christmas celebration this year!

Donatello, 1-3 Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ Pinocchio, 22 New Road, Brighton, BN1 1UF Please call us on 01273 771190 between 9am-5pm (Monday to Friday) for any bookings/enquiries, or view our Christmas menus online: www.donatello.co.uk, www.pinocchio.co.uk

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LATEST MUSICBAR We can provide entertainment or you can even bring your own for up to 200 people this Christmas he Latest Musicbar would love to host your Christmas party! You can hire all or part of the venue or even just join them on one of their regular music nights. Whether you want a big bash or something more intimate, the Latest Musicbar can cater for parties of up to 200 as well as having the option of our Christmas buffet menu.

You can provide your own entertainment or they can help you source DJs, bands or performers to make your night go with a festive swing. The team will take care of all the details, just tell them what you want and they will do all the hard work for you. All you have to do is turn up and have a good time.

Previous Christmas Party clients say ‘We all had a great time, the food was lovely and please pass on my thanks to your staff who were wonderful. I hope you all have a great Christmas and a very happy new year.’ ‘Dear Ruth, I just wanted to say a massive thank you for helping to make our Christmas Party a great success. Everyone commented how good it was, some even said it was the best Sightsavers party they have been to which is fantastic! The food was lovely and you and James went out of your way to make sure we all had a good time. I hope you have a great Christmas and I will certainly recommend to next year’s Christmas Party Committee to come to you guys again.’

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EVERYTHING EVERYTHING THE INTERVIEW

EVERYTHING EVERYTHING TALK TO JEFF HEMMINGS ABOUT EXPLORING THE NEW COMPLEXITY ith other bands such as alt-j, Foals and Django Django exploring the boundaries of pop-rock and tinkering with traditional notions of song structure, The New Complexity, as it has been called, has seen an adventurist, yet popular, spirit take hold in the world of alt-indie. Everything Everything, however, prefer to see themselves as simply a pop band, albeit one that does deliver a technicoloured and multifaceted sound that speaks of sophistication and invention, whilst remaining very accessible, often joyous, and often sublime.

Certainly, EE are a remarkably intelligent band, made up of members who are deep thinkers. Original member Alex Niven left the band to become a full-time writer and poet, and is currently working at New Left Review, the highly regarded bimonthly politics magazine. He, along with singer Jonathan Higgs and drummer Michael Spearman are all from Northumbria, and met at school in Hexham where they played music together. Another Alex – Robertshaw – took over guitar duties in 2009. Whilst at Salford University studying for a degree in Popular Music and Recording, Higgs met Jeremy Pritchard (bass), and plans were hatched to form a band after studies.

Niven, Spearman, Higgs and Pritchard were to convene to start what Niven has called “…a sort of Paul Morley-inspired, poptimist aesthetic”, exemplified by the name they took, a kind of everyday word dressed up in some kind of universality… "It was the only one we liked at the time," says Michael Spearman. "We have subsequently realised it was lyrics from (Radiohead's) Kid A, although I think it was subconscious. We just liked the word, and the word next to it again, and the sound of it, and the look of it even… it has a kind of expansive, inclusiveness to it. Some people think we are some way elitist, but that is in no way our agenda. We always wanted to make hooky melodies because we wanted people to sing along. We like everything from Captain Beefheart to Beyonce."

Meanwhile, Higgs has commented about their music: "We think of it as pop primarily. We try not to make it sound like a lot of things you’ve heard before, not on purpose, but it tends to come out a bit like that. We’re not really interested in copying certain genres or anything, so I guess you’d say it’s unpredictable and sort of surprising."

After their first rehearsal in September 2007, events moved swiftly for the band, their debut single Suffragette Suffragette released the following year, and they made it on to the esteemed BBC Sound Poll of 2010, a list

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created by Britain's tastemakers who vote for their favourite new artists.

Get to Heaven, their third album released earlier this year, is their best yet, each song a mini-pop symphony, made up of at least two or more movements, but held together remarkably well; partly through Higg's distinctive voice, that endlessly shifts gear from high speed rapping to high pitched falsetto; partly via the musical style of the individual band members, in particular the penchant for the caribbean/African picking of guitarist Alex Robertshaw, but also through the lyrics of Higgs, which are for the most part are serious, and thoughtful, often about socio-political themes and incidents, such as the rise of the far right and extremism, primal human nature, power, corruption and lies.

Perhaps most importantly, the band play off the seriousness and sombre-like qualities of the lyrics, with music that is playful, sometimes dancey, and rarely melancholy, hunting or morbid. "When John does interviews he talks about how a lot of the lyrics are angry, but when you listen to the album that is probably not the first thing you hear, although it is definitely in there… there's plenty of bands who make angry records and angry music, but we like subverting things and being as interesting as we can."

Much has been made of the lyrics of Higgs throughout Everything Everything's oeuvre.

Themes of media manipulation and political and social apathy litter their music. It's all rather refreshing in this day and age when mainstream pop and rock is often afraid of discussing politics, economics and social affairs. "It's quite angry, it's quite defiant. It talks about – a lot of bands wouldn't set foot in this area – things happening in the world, politically. I think lyrically he's talking about things like what drives people to extremism. It feels like in the west that capitalism is something we've just grown up with, and it's our way of life. On the whole, we are a kind of Godless society, and in the west there is this sense of not knowing what is meaningful any more. And then on the other side you've got this religious extremism, where they do really feel vehemently about what they are fighting for. Obviously, we can say they are wrong and that some of them are terrorists. But, It's interesting looking at those two sides; apathy on one side - 'isn't the world awful. Never mind, I'll go and get a coffee from Starbucks' and on the other side some people are willing to kill themselves.

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HOLLY WOULD GRANNY COMES TO TOWN

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ill Young was spotted outside the Brighton Centre on November 2. His nationwide tour 'The Love Revolution Tour' has run throughout October and continues into November.

After a stretch in the West End production of Cabaret it is his first tour in four years.

His new number one album '85% Proof' is described as "his most personal/ honest songwriting to date."

After a 9-year wait The Ordinary Boys are back with their new album 'The Ordinary Boys'.

W Once the camera “ had stopped rolling... both actresses fell about laughing s part of his documentary, ‘Granny’s Gone Wild The Lynn Ruth Miller Movie’ based on the book Starving Hearts; Bill Smith transformed his living room into a 1950s style dining room.

With Ant Carpendale as the cameraman and drama editor, Bill directed the actresses as they reenacted scenes from the book based on Lynn Ruth Miller’s early life.

Lala Maria Redin played the main character Susan Talberg, who struggled with anorexia and bulimia, no thanks to her verbally abusive mother, played by Julie Watson. Both actresses had spent that morning scouring Brighton’s vintage shops to find the perfect outfit for their characters. I was the costume advisor and general

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assistant to Ant; helping with the lighting or sound.

The first scene that we shot was a series of gritty moments that showed the effects verbal abuse can have on children. Susan’s mother psychologically tormented her to such an extent that she developed an addiction to food.

Lala demonstrated this addiction perfectly by eating as many cakes and spoonfuls of cream/custard as she could as fast as possible. She then went on to highlight Susan’s eating disorder by pretending to throw it all up again. Even with cream all over her face, hair and blouse she managed to stay serious and portray the pain that her character felt in between mouthfuls of food.

Once the camera had stopped rolling and Julie had finished

saying nasty things to her onscreen-daughter, both actresses fell about laughing.

A few weeks later we shot some more scenes, this time with the addition of Jacob Fulton playing Susan’s first husband and Rose Grover as the lady he had an affair with.

Dressed up in ‘50s wedding attire the actors and actresses performed some scenes outside St Georges Road Church, Brighton.

Ant expertly dodged any sign of modern day life from his shots, including all of the cars that were parked right behind the actors.

Having seen some of the footage I can already tell that this documentary is going to be brilliant because the acting was so special. Who said Hollywood can’t start in your living room?

The boys performed at The Haunt, Pool Valley on October 27 with support from The Spitfires and The Lost Boys.

Preston, who owns and used to live in a flat in Brighton, Western Road, excitedly tweeted: "First proper hometown show in 10 years tonight" – the boys had not performed in Brighton since they had performed in the Dome.

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Treasuring time and questioning the motives of seagulls

Dementia Safe Havens scheme

n unexpected side effect of sacrificing four hours of each weekday to the commuting gods is that my free time has suddenly become a lot more precious.

Gone are the endless evenings of Netflix and BBC iPlayer, the hours gurgling like bathwater down the plughole of my watch-list. Gone the deadtime of the Saturday supermarket circuit, strategically swapped for a Waitrose delivery slot booked four days in advance from somewhere outside Three Bridges. Gone too is the vacant stare through the kitchen window, hands wrapped around an early morning mug of coffee as I mentally prepare for the day ahead. My vacant stare is now reserved exclusively for the train window, and my mental preparation doesn’t generally kick in until some point north of East Croydon.

In fact, any time that does not fall under the categories of work-time or train-time is now a valuable commodity, not something simply to be treasured (time, after all, is one of the few things in life that can’t be locked away on a high shelf) but invested wisely. Every moment must be used with care. Not a minute is to be wasted.

Hand in hand with this new compulsion to be always moving, always doing, is an almost pathological fixation on how much sleep I’m getting.

Time may be my new currency, but time asleep is my gold standard, an aspirational eight hours a night to balance the books and ensure my waking hours can continue to run like clockwork.

Brighton’s seagulls do not want me to have eight hours sleep a night. It is possible they don’t want me to have any at all. On Sunday nights, they clatter across our roof (we live on the top floor), banging and clanging on the metal like an avalanche, or possibly the End of Days. We don’t know what they’re doing up there. My Other Half thinks it’s a turf war, but I maintain it’s some kind of seagull Riverdance (“What do we know of their customs?” I challenge him, as we lie awake, listening to the ceiling).

At times (mainly those times I’m sleep-deprived having been kept awake half the night), I wonder if the seagulls are a manifestation of Brighton itself.

A reminder of the four hours a day that have been robbed from my schedule since my flight south, a loss I try not to complain about but feel acutely.

Last Sunday night, I snapped. Wrapping a blanket around myself, I went out on the terrace with a tray of ice cubes and began throwing them, one by one, onto the roof. (The ice cubes, in case you’re wondering, I’d dredged from a half-remembered Agatha Christie story about an icicle being the perfect murder weapon – ice melts, you see; no evidence.) I was halfway through the tray before I realised the roof was deserted, and the seagulls must have flown off when they heard the patio door slide open.

Great, I thought. Another two minutes of my life I’m never getting back.

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e recently got involved in the Dementia Safe Havens scheme. The Safe Haven Scheme, in partnership with Speak Out ‘Safe Places’ is an initiative that allows us to offer a safe place to go if needed. At the present time this is primarily for people living with Dementia or people with learning disabilities. We have been working with the Alzheimers Society for some time now who have been most supportive in the training of our staff and offering guidance on how we can help and support people living with Dementia.

The scheme will offer help and support to anyone presenting themselves as needing assistance or is unsure of their surroundings.

All customer service staff are Dementia Friends and have been trained to recognise and help if someone obviously needs assistance or is confused.

Staff can offer something as simple as a cup of tea and a safe place to sit until they are feeling better or to take this further to call upon expert help if required. Staff are equipped with information, support and contact telephone numbers to call upon to receive more specialist help if required.

The Safe Havens can also offer a place, in partnership with Safe Places, for people with learning disabilities to go if again they just need a place to sit and wait until they are feeling more secure. There are 21 other ‘Safe Places’ in the city which allow people with learning disabilities to be provided help and assistance if they feel unsafe or threatened in any way.

We are pleased to be offering this service and will continue to help and support where we can.

We would like to thank the Alzheimers Society as well as Speak Out for all their help and assistance.

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SCIENCE UNLOCKING POTENTIAL

BRIGHTON’S ARTY ALISON KROG

Dr Caroline Oprandi keeping you up to date with science & technology at PACA

AUSTRALIA ON THE DOORSTEP

n Thursday we had the astronaut Ken Bowersox visit the school. For me, it was just like being a kid again and waiting for Christmas morning! Ken Bowersox is from Houston Texas and is a former NASA astronaut with experience of five Space Shuttle Missions, two as Commander and a long duration Space Mission as the Commander of the International Space Station. Ken has been a Space Shuttle pilot, conducted science experiments in Space, carried out Space walks and was involved in the Hubble Space Station repair mission. He has travelled ~85 million miles in Space in 211 days.

Ken held the pupils’ attention for over an hour showing them video footage from the International Space Station and some truly amazing pictures taken from Space. Pupils and staff alike were totally enthralled and had plenty of questions for him at the end. Questions ranged from what was it like to experience zero gravity, what did it feel like when walking back on earth again and was there ever any evidence of other life forms?

Ken encouraged the pupils to follow their dreams. Ken stressed that if he can be an astronaut, then anyone can.

Above all, he told the pupils never to be afraid to make mistakes. I really liked this one since it fits in with one of my favourite Einstein quotes “a person who never made a mistake never tried anything new”.

Ken also delivered a very powerful message about world peace. In the International Space Station Ken worked alongside Russian Astronauts. He explained that one of his Russian colleagues was formerly in the Russian military but now they were working side by side in Space. Ken explained that he no-longer thought of home as being a town, city or state but he saw Earth as his home. As highlighted by Katie Scott, PACA’s head teacher “ one of the most profound things that Kenneth Sox said was about landing in Kazakhstan, 500 miles away from where they were supposed to land, and still feeling like they had come home”.

There was, however, one not so lovely picture in his presentation and this was a picture taken from space during the Iraq war. Ken said that rather than spending money on weapons, if the world spent money on international space exploration then there would still be money left over.

He highlighted that Space exploration brings communities together like nothing else can, breaking down international borders. If the space crew were being interviewed in Russia they would wear the American NASA uniform; whereas if they were in America they would wear the Russian one, just to make a point.

Everyone in the room will remember Ken’s words and it is a lesson in world peace that the pupils will never forget. Thank you Ken and thank you Chris for organising. Truly amazing and quite simply ‘out of this world’!

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here may be no such thing as a free lunch. But we’re delighted to learn that you can unleash your inner artist for free at the Bailey Alexander Gallery in the new West Pier arches. The hospitable team at this bright and welcoming artspace are holding an

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exciting series of free art workshops on Thursday evenings throughout the year.

Open to everyone, each event will be hosted by one of the gallery’s resident artists and will include practical sessions and talks on a range of different artistic techniques.

There will be the opportunity to chat over a drink afterwards – so what’s not to love? Beginners and pros are welcome; and the classes promise to a relaxed, enjoyable opportunity to explore and experiment with art in a gallery setting.

The first session takes place on 26 November. Led by local artist Peter Spence, it will be a hands-on exploration of commonalities between classic Pointillism and Aboriginal dream painting – a traditional Australian art form. Upcoming workshops include sessions on bringing characters to life with illustrator Jasmine Mercer, painting animals with Kirsty Craghill and capturing architectural perspective with Richard Marsh.

Inspired? Then email fbailey@baileyalexander.co.uk to book your place or find out more.

Don’t miss: We mentioned the launch of the Corridor Gallery a couple of weeks ago. And blow me, if they haven’t set up a show by one of our favourite Brighton artists (and North Laine neighbour) Chris MacDonald. If you’ve never experienced the MacDonald effect, expect to be blown away by his surreal re-imagining of found objects that encompass everything from musical instruments to false teeth! Head to York Place from 7 November for three weeks. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty

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Gorgeous songs, early opera and lewd strumpets at Brighton Early Music Festival

A classic film review this week, looking at Fritz Lang’s Ministry Of Fear

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previewed the first half of BREMF's concerts a few weeks ago and return now to focus on the final events. An exciting classical music festival in the heart of Brighton and a markedly high calibre of performers is worth shouting about as much as possible in my opinion!

Catrin Woodruff This Wednesday sees one of early music's greatest heroines (soprano Emma Kirkby) and heroes (lutist Jakob Lindberg) join forces, playing music by John Dowland, Henry Purcell and more. Kirkby's voice is sublime, and you can find popular videos on YouTube if you want to hear her for yourself. Dowland is a favourite composer of mine, 'Come Again' is a stunning song for example with a heartwarming ascending melody. It might sound old fashioned in style but as far as I’m concerned the song could be a contemporary pop ballad. (Heroines Of The Golden Age, St

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George's Church, Wednesday 4 November, 8pm) The first surviving opera by a woman composer is being fully staged at the Old Market on Thursday, with the titillating title 'La Liberazione Di Ruggiero Dall'isola Di Alcina'. A cornucopia of music, dance and drama from Archduchess Maria Maddalena, this is a great opportunity to see some high quality opera in the centre of town for a low price. And it also features an “evil, sexual sorceress”, which is just how I like my sorceress’. There are four performances but it's worth noting that the Saturday family-friendly matinee is slightly shorter (cutting the prologue) and cheaper, with tickets from £10 to £20. (The Old Jakob Lindberg & Emma Kirkby Market, Thu 5 Nov 8pm, Sat 7 Nov 3pm, Sun 8 Nov 3pm & 7.30pm) Lewd Strumpets and Constant Wives are hitting St George's Church on Friday (8pm), with The Carnival Band and BREMF Community Choir performing tales of murder, sex and cruelty with the audience sat in a cabaret format. I admire anything that tries something new with The Carnival Band classical concert programming, so the fact that one is invited to bring a picnic to a 'raucous pub-style' evening should make for something boozy and fun.

The mighty English favourite Handel's 'Acis And Galatea' was described as a “little opera” by the man himself and is a hugely popular, dramatic work. Soprano Catrin Woodruff will play the heroine Galatea and although this concert has sold out of standard tickets, there will be plenty of £5 Prom tickets on the door, meaning that you can sit upstairs in the church and still get a great sound.

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A plunge into the eerie shadows of a world turned on its head by war

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he great Fritz Lang’s adaptation of crime writing maestro Graham Greene’s novel, Ministry Of Fear is suffused with dread and paranoia.

It is a plunge into the eerie shadows of a world turned on its head by war. Lang was one of the most illustrious of the European émigré filmmakers working in Hollywood during World War Two and his work centred on unpredictable thrillers with style to spare.

In wartime England, Stephen Neale is released from an asylum.

Determined to reintegrate into society, Neale makes a beeline for the local railway station, but before the train to London can arrive, he is sidetracked by a seemingly innocent village fete. But, of course, things are not all they seem…

Ray Milland might not have had the widest range as a leading man – and he is no Cary Grant – but there is a certain deportment, class and debonair charm about him.

After a vividly executed and exhilarating gunfight on foot in the countryside during a German bombing raid, Neale finally makes his way back to London. He sets about investigating the mysterious group responsible for organising that strange village fete and nearly getting him killed. Rapidly he is accused of murder, and plunged into a tempestuous mystery of deception, Nazi agents and war secrets! And all played out amongst the day-to-day dangers of the Blitz.

There is a lingering sense of dread throughout, as Neale moves alone through the foggy, bombed-out streets of London, exposing a secret enemy network, hidden beneath the veneer of respectable society.

Unable to approach the police due to his criminal record, and with everyone he meets a probable enemy – including the beautiful and resourceful femme fatale, Carla – both Neale and the audience’s judgments must cut through the fog of deception. Carla becomes his chief ally but her motivations and true allegiances are unknown…

From the outset the psychological state of Milland’s character is hinted at, but only explored in a couple of scenes later on; chiefly that in which Neale, caught in an air raid and forced to a shelter with Carla, confesses the reason for his incarceration in an asylum. Beyond this there isn’t a great deal more insight into his psyche. Admittedly, something which might add depth to the movie.

There is also a somewhat unfortunate ‘happy ending’ scene tacked on to the end of the film… but I love a happy ending, no matter how superficial!

Even if you don’t; this is a top-notch absolute classic of a film, with many memorable scenes, including a creepy, atmospheric fake séance.

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treat for your little ones is on the way when The Snow Dragon visits Worthing this festive season at the Connaught Theatre, Saturday 28 November.

Billy has everything a young goat could need – and more besides. On New Year’s Eve, Billy is looking forward to the annual visit of the legendary Snow Dragon, who will bring him even more goodies...

But when Billy bumps into some hungry wolves in the forest, New Year’s Day seems a long way off. How will Billy escape? And has he been naughty or nice? Toetapping songs and lots of laughs for everyone aged 3 and up.

Tall Stories, creators of the popular stage shows of The Gruffalo and Room on the Broom are delighted to present the 10th Anniversary tour of their acclaimed production The Snow Dragon. Following a successful Christmas run at London’s St James Theatre in 2014, this tour runs from October to December 2015. The show has also received worldwide acclaim and has previously been performed in the USA, Canada, Hong Kong, Singapore and Poland.

Tall Stories is a registered charity founded by co-directors Olivia Jacobs and Toby Mitchell in 1997. The company has performed at the National Theatre, at various West End theatres and on Broadway. Tall Stories shows tour to small and large scale venues in the UK, and have performed internationally.

The Snow Dragon Connaught Theatre, Union Place, Worthing, West Sussex, BN11 1LG Saturday 28 November, 11:00am & 2:00pm £8.50, Family of Four £30 Box office: 01903 206 206 or online at www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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Aesop’s much-loved story, The Town Mouse and The Country Mouse, is brought vividly to life in an enchanting play for children coming to The Hawth Crawley on Saturday 5 December. Adapted and created by premier children’s theatre company, The Pied Piper Theatre Company, The Town Mouse and The Country Mouse is a heart-warming and engaging show guaranteed to delight young theatregoers and their families.

With humour, original music and song, The Town Mouse and The Country Mouse tells the tale of two mice who discover that sometimes new can be exciting, and different can be good, but that the most important thing of all is friendship. This charming 50-minute adaptation of a timeless story is certain to excite imaginations and thoroughly entertain those aged three and over. Book now to give your child a perfect introduction to the magic of theatre and share their excitement as they join the busy country mouse and the flamboyant town mouse on an amazing journey.

The Pied Piper Theatre Company’s website is full of fabulous and fun activities especially created to enhance enjoyment of the show. Visit www.piedpipertheatre.co.uk now and download a beautifully illustrated copy of the story, a picture to colour, a dot-to-dot, a maze, and an opportunity to listen and learn one of the songs from the show.

On tour every year to numerous theatre venues and over 70 schools, The Pied Piper Theatre Company, a leading children’s theatre company, has been creating and performing top quality shows for over 30 years.

Parents who remember loving Pied Piper Theatre when they were young, now bring their own children to the shows and The Town Mouse and The Country Mouse will captivate and charm a whole new generation of theatre lovers.

The Town Mouse and The Country Mouse The Hawth Studio Crawley Saturday 5 December 1pm & 3pm £7.50 (Family of Four: £26).

Box Office on 01293 553636 or visit the website at www.hawth.co.uk.

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Songhoy Blues – Another brilliant band from war-torn Mali alian music has enjoyed a tremendously fruitful last few years belying its relatively small population size of 14.5 million. Kora maestro Tourmani Diabate, roots and blues guitarists the late Ali Farka Toure, and Rokia Traore, Tuareg bands Tinariwen and Tamikrest, and singers Salif Keita, Amadou et Mariam and Oumou Sangare, have all achieved international recognition, all loosely marrying western influences with the traditional sounds of their country. You can now add Songhoy Blues to that esteemed list.

Via an interpreter, African Express co-director and band manager Marc-Antoine Moreau, the French speaking Malians told their story. “The problems happened in the north of my country in 2012, when jihadists tried to take over from the (anti-government) rebels and install Sharia Law. I had to flee Dire (a town upstream from Timbuktu). They banned all music.

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praying. Nobody was allowed to play or listen to music,” says guitarist Garba Toure.

Not surprisingly he left for the capital, Bamako, even though it too was experiencing strife and conflict. As fate would have it he met up again with fellow musicians, guitarist Oumar Toure and singer Aliou Toure. All three belong to the Songhoy people, one of the main ethnicities in the north, hence the band’s name, which is married to the idea of both the desert blues of Northern Africa, and of America. “I was invited to a wedding party, and I asked the others to join me for a

performance. It went well, and we got a drummer (Nathanael Dembele) and started playing bars and clubs”. It seems that their raucous guitar-based songs, that aim to bring peace and reconciliation to the country, helped to bring together the different ethnicities of Mali.

When they learnt that Africa Express (initially set up in 2005 with the idea of promoting artistic collaboration between African and western musicians) were visiting Bamako in 2013, the band arranged for themselves to audition, which led to a collaboration with the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s Nick Zinner on a track that ended up on Damian Albarn’s African Express project album, Maison des Jeunes. They then released their debut album, Music In Exile, earlier this year.

So, how does Mali do it? “In Malian culture, music is very important, and it’s everywhere.

Everything culturally is related to music.”

Concorde 2, Tues 3 Nov, 7.30pm, £12

Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20 Another week and another great music chart for you!

Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 Rise Of The Ziggurat Snowy Park 2 Sia-Apantha-Cali From The Inside 3 Panos Christofi Unchain My Heart (Live) 4 Lewis Bootle Do What I Need 5 The Black Fields The Fighter 6 ULTRALITES Funky Olhao 7 Tenderhooks Curtain Twitcher

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A long time ago in a galaxy ha, ha, away... his weekend will see no shortage of incredible outfits from the depths of time, space and ingenuity as Comic Con Brighton arrives for a few days.

Because we are a city of remarkably creative people. And because we are such creative hosts the fun does not need to stop just because the Metropole Hotel has closed its doors for the day. Saturday sees your chance to catch the marvellous show from Paul Jones – The Nerdfather.

Fandom is frequently passed done from generation to generation, like travelling companions in Doctor Who. The faces may change but the passion stays the same, and each generation think that they’re the one who really discovered the magic first. Or at least, that’s what Paul Jones probably hopes. The Nerdfather takes an hour to tell the tale of one Dad going to extreme lengths to share his passions and loves with his possibly nonplussed offspring. As Jones says; they say you should never meet your heroes but nobody said a word about

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Another well-timed show for the Comic Con fans is this Friday’s One Man Breaking Bad – The Unauthorised Parody. After a sellchannel 159 or at thelatest.tv

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out run at the Edinburgh Fringe in August, LA actor Miles Allen’s compression of six bad ass seasons of Breaking Bad into one single show has set tongues wagging and fans raving. Travelling at breakneck speed through plot points and uncannily accurate renditions of all the iconic characters – that’d be Walter White, Jesse, Saul, Skyler, Hank, Walt Junior, Mike and Gus Fring – tickets have been selling fast.

And to round the weekend off there’s Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse, back at the Brighton Centre due to popular demand for a second date within weeks. Bringing all of their characters and dressing up back to you. Have fun.

The Nerdfather, Marwoods, coffee shop, Saturday 7 November 2015, 8pm, free One Man Breaking Bad – The Unauthorised Parody, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Friday 6 November 2015, 8pm, £20, brightondome.org Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse, Brighton Centre, Sunday 8 November 2015, 7.30pm, £37.50/32.50, brightoncentre.co.uk

11 The Lieutenant’s Mistress Next To Me 12 The Dead Beatles Love Me Dead 13 Jesus christ and the Disciples Don’t the kids just love it 14 Flappers Tunes 15 Alternate Function Tests and Tasks 16 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance 17 sMs I’m sorry Dave 18 Nick Conroy Forever 19 Boxboy My Weekend 20 129 Die! In Jet Progression

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STRICTLY QUITE TIME CONSUMING race yourself, because I'm starting this week's column with a remarkable statistic. Namely, that the number of people who apply, per series, for Strictly Come Dancing audience tickets has passed the four million mark. Seriously, four million.

And how many people does the studio hold? Seven hundred and fifty.

Hardly seems worth bothering, right? But actually there's a way to jump the queue. All you have to do is establish yourself as Britain's ninth favourite TV critic, and then sort of ask nicely.

It was by adopting this effortless tactic that my daughter Emily and I found ourselves at Elstree – or was it Borehamwood, certainly somewhere that grim – a couple of Saturdays back, on the week when a robotic Daniel O'Donnell was destined for the Strictly chop.

And boy, did we have fun! No, not really. Oh, all right, we had SOME fun, up to a point. And don't think I wasn't grateful to be there, course I was, ahead of so many proper fans who'd have willingly sacrificed their favourite limb for such a privilege.

It's just that watching TV shows being made really isn't very magical. Not only does it strip away the mystique, but it can also be crushingly dull.

Watching the live part of Strictly was fine, I'll grant you, albeit perched on seats built for anorexic pygmies. I even put up, just about, with being repeatedly instructed to clap, cheer, whoop and standingly ovate (not that I shall EVER whoop, by the way, I'm 55 years old and British.)

What pushed me over the edge was the results show, recorded an hour or so later. The one that gets shown the following evening, where they like to insult the viewers' intelligence and pretend it's live, even though all bar the hosts are still wearing Saturday's clothes.

Sitting through the taping of the results show, believe me, is tortuous.

The opening dance routine alone takes forever – stopping, starting, stopping, starting, until the choreographer is content. The gaps between the other segments, seamlessly stitched together for TV, are interminable.

The live broadcast (for which you've had to arrive, by the way, at 4.15pm) may have finished just before half eight, but it's a further two hours before you're out of there, hands raw from all that compulsory clapping.

On the plus side, they've given you a Kit-Kat, a Just Juice and a 10minute window of opportunity to queue for the Portaloos, so it's not like it's entirely devoid of glamour.

If you've applied for Strictly tickets yourself, please don't let me put you off. But bear all this in mind. Oh, and on the journey home, prepare to find the M25 down to one lane, so some luminous men can stare at cones.

Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Twitter: @mikewardontv

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Nish Kumar – Long Word, Long Word, Blah, Blah, Blah... I’m So Clever Studio Theatre, Brighton Dome, 24 October 2015, ★★★★★ Intelligent, bright, silly, extremely funny and marvellously thoughtprovoking – Nish Kumar brings all this and at the same time keeps a disarming honesty that is both endearing and entertaining. He unflinchingly shares his mother's criticisms of his comedy with us, deftly weaving his bigger picture political ideas with a personal perspective.

Angry at times, yet with a conspiratorial smile just moments away, Long Word, Long Word... is pacey and cleverly written to engage the minds of Kumar's audience further than simply tickling them for the simple laughs.

Not one for the half cut or unprepared to commit, this is stimulatingly engaging, executed with a skill that stays with you beyond curtain down.

A delightful mental treat.

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Saul Glyndebourne, 27 October 2015 ★★★★★ Originally written as an oratorio, Handel’s Saul has seamlessly been transformed into a full-blown opera in this glorious production. Goliath has been slain, and Saul in gratitude welcomes the young hero David. But as the court and family embrace David, Saul is driven mad by the realisation that David is a threat to his crown. Christopher Ainslie beautifully portrays David’s shell-shocked bewilderment and Henry Waddington’s Saul, torn apart by jealously, viscerally unravels.

The rest of the cast are all excellent, but the Glyndebourne Chorus are the stars of this show, revelling in the exquisitely colourful excess of the opening banquet, to post-battle monochrome, as they confront the audience, starkly lit by the footlights, as David becomes king.

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Years & Years Brighton Centre, 24 October 2015 ★★★★★ Frontman Olly gave his usual all-out but humble performance and the show was also excitable, backed by a group of young musicians. The band are far from stationary onstage, adding bounce and excitement to their catchy mix of R&B and old school house. With their recent chart hits ‘King’, ‘Desire’ and ‘Shine’ being the main attractions, the place was packed out with people from all ages providing a buzz and desire to get up and dance along with the rest of the tracks. Not many people can pull off an on-thespot cover of Britney Spear’s ‘Toxic’ in the middle of a set but Years & Years managed it spectacularly, sending the crowd into a nostalgic craze of dancing and screaming.

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Asian dub foundation live score THX 1138 Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 27 October 2015 ★★★★★ The electronica band’s live score to Star Wars director George Lucas’ first feature was a mixed bag, with the first half sounding awkward and at times arguably too restless for the melancholic, ethereal film. The dialogue was inaudible at times, although the band’s dynamic of reverbed and delayed guitars with flute, occasional beatboxing and drumming was accomplished. The most effective section was undoubtedly the exhilarating final chase scene with propulsive beats ramping up the tension and the momentum of the live performance also building to a fine crescendo. A fun experiment in rescoring that was more a curio for fans of the film or band, rather than a successful fusion in its own right.

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TUESDAY 3 Catastrophe Channel 4, 10pm More dark humour mined from the seam of accidental parenthood. Rob’s disappointed that Sharon’s psychologist does not see sex as the answer to her postnatal depression, but the antidepressants at least get her suitably numbed to rejoin her mother and baby classes. And he gets himself in a bit of a pickle.

Later Live... With Jools Holland BBC2, 10pm So it’s the king of live music shows, with the respect of musicians from all the genres.

From all over the world. Nice one, Jools. Tonight’s guests are CeeLo Green, Dan Auerbach’s side project The Arcs, Shura, Mbongwana Star, Joanna Newsom and Low. Groovy.

Glitchy ITV2, 10pm The latest TV prank show to hit our screens takes ordinary folk who want to be on telly and sees how far they will go, within the formats of already established reality-style shows. From QVCstyle selling to street magic and through to the fictitious and welltitled ‘Are You Good Enough To Date My Daughter?’. Gotcha.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Land Rovers Live 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Land Rovers Live 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Millionaires' Row 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Jhon Bentley 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 The Science Magazine Show A debate about assisted dying and euthanasia.

10.00 Another World Is Possible Dr Birgit Schippers talks to Professor Louise Mallinder about her international work in the field of transitional justice, human rights and on dealing with the past.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 Noise Reel Extra 11.15 Noise Reel Extra 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Latest News 3.30 The Science Magazine Show 4.00 Another World Is Possible 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The Mitchells reel from the events of Halloween, but things grow worse when one family member makes an alarming discovery.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama.

Arthur wants his first day back to go smoothly but finds he has a lot of ground to make up with Morven. Guy is forced to face his demons when a high profile neuro case comes into the hospital.

9.00 River Drama series. The investigation into Stevie’s murder changes direction when CCTV footage shows her to be closely involved with an illegal immigrant who owned the car that was used in her murder. The police launch a manhunt to track him down.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... Antony Gormley: Being Human Alan Yentob meets the sculptor Antony Gormley, creator of the iconic Angel of the North, and uncovers the influences that have shaped his life and work.

11.45 FILM: Blackthorn (2011) Starring Sam Shepard, Eduardo Noriega, Stephen Rea. Western.

1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

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6.15am My Life On A Plate 7.00 The Edge 7.45 Junior Bake Off 8.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.25 Bergerac 2.15 The Box 2.45 The Great British Bake Off 3.45 Wild China 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the gossip, exclusive news and behindthe-scenes action.

7.00 Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul Rick Stein embarks on a new gastronomic road trip from Venice to Istanbul.

8.00 Autumnwatch Chris Packham, Martin Hughes-Games and Michaela Strachan are live from Caerlaverock on the stunning south west corner of Scotland, surrounded by the entire world population of svalbard barnacle geese.

9.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down Ten home potters from around the country compete to become Top Potter. The search for a top potter begins with a four day assignment to make stackable kitchen bowls from lumps of earthenware clay.

10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Earth’s Wildest Waters The Big Fish UK Documentary series exploring the incredible world of fishing, presented by Ben Fogle.

12.15am Sign Zone: Face Of Britain By Simon Schama 1.15 Sign Zone: Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me! 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Priya feels betrayed.

7.30 Deals, Wheels And Steals Car dealers compete against each other to bag the best bargain car and sell it on for a profit.

8.00 Eternal Glory Richard Bacon presents the entertainment series in which a group of sporting legends battle it out to be crowned champion of champions.

9.00 Lewis Detective drama series.

When an idyllic Oxford summer’s day is shattered by a parcel bomb, Lewis and Hathaway are called in to investigate. The victim of the attack is eminent mathematician Adam Capstone, a genius in the field of Knot Theory.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes to the studio the King’s former wife - the incredible Priscilla Presley - musical legend Elvis Costello, comedian Rob Beckett and exciting new French experimental band Caravan Palace.

11.50 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman visit Sale Sharks to present all the action from round three of the Aviva Premiership.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Benchmark 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Mercedes floors Joe with a spiteful lie during a heated row.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Secret Life Of 4-YearOlds Observational documentary series which follows three groups of children - aged four, five and six years - as they meet for the first time.

In this first episode, the four-yearolds take their first steps towards independence, learning about friendships and social interaction.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. Twenty-two-month-old Daisy has serious injuries after being kicked in the head by a racehorse at her family’s stables in Sussex.

10.00 Catastrophe See highlights.

10.35 Tattoo Fixers Reality series.

The fixers have the challenge of saving a wedding as Sam’s embarrassing tattoo has earned him a serious ultimatum.

11.35 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Documentary series about body modification.

12.30am PokerStars.com Shark Cage 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.55 Gillette World Sport 2.20 Ben Nevis Braveheart Triathlon 2.45 Cycling: Six Day London 3.40 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Fifteen To One 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Ice Road Truckers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Burden Of Evil (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away John tries to comfort a tearful Marilyn after a disastrous meeting with the foster worker, but she is adamant that she has finally given up on the idea.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Now That’s Funny! Clip show featuring the funny, cute and inspiring family-friendly viral videos.

8.00 Pets Who Hate Vets This programme catalogues the most extreme examples of animals that will go to any length to avoid a trip to the vets.

9.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How The Other Half Live Documentary series in which Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford explore the lifestyles of the super-rich. Delving into British high society in all its upmarket, exclusive trappings, Eamonn and Ruth meet the multi-millionaires.

10.00 CSI: Cyber US crime drama spin-off. When a dead woman is found in a bathtub, but her digital fingerprint says she was still working three days later, the team find themselves in a case where all the evidence seems to be lying to them.

10.55 The Mysteries Of Laura American comedy drama series.

11.50 The Mysteries Of Laura American comedy drama series.

12.40am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Britain’s Biggest Sexists?

10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Together 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Together 1.00 Britain’s Biggest Sexists? 2.00 Is This Rape?

Sex On Trial 3.00 Britain’s Biggest Sexists?

7.00pm News 7.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.00 At Home With The Georgians 9.00 The Stuarts In Exile 10.00 Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 11.00 The Epic Of Everest 12.20am Madness In The Desert: Paris To Dakar 1.20 India’s Hospital Train 2.25 Britain On Film 2.55 The Stuarts In Exile

1.40pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Tricked 10.00 Glitchy. See highlights.

10.30 The Job Lot 11.00 Release The Hounds: Famous & Freaked 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor At Large 4.55 Rising Damp 5.25 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Carry On Forever 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Like Father, Like Son 12.35am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Empire 10.00 Chewing Gum 10.30 How To... Become Filthy Rich 11.00 Rude Tube 12.05am The Big Bang Theory

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Walking Through History 4.40 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Homes By The Sea 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency?

12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Face Of A Fugitive (1959) 12.40pm Detective Story (1951) 2.45 Ticket To Tomahawk (1950) 4.35 To Catch A Thief (1955) 6.45 Magic In The Water (1995) 9.00 Side Effects (2013) 11.10 The Sweeney (2012) 1.25am Election (1999) 3.35 Close

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WEDNESDAY 4 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You BBC2, 9pm Dominic Sandbrook explores the British post-war culture, arguing that culture has become as much an industry and a valuable export as manufacturing or shipbuilding ever was. Contentious, no?

Well, let him put his case to you.

As well as some darn snazzy clips.

Joanna Lumley – Elvis And Me ITV1, 9pm Joanna Lumley is marvellous!

She simply knows everybody and is so gently enquiring it seems downright rude not to be best friends with her. So who best to send to discover the man behind the myth from his nearest and dearest, talking to Priscilla and touring Graceland.

Supernatural E4, 10pm Ooh, brothers on the hunt, brothers on the hunt. It’s like the past lots-and-lots of series has never happened, no one’s been to hell, no one’s been dead or a demon, and they’re just back to chasing monsters side by side.

Hoo-yeah! So there’s a rogue werewolf attacking around Washington. Political fiends?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Rosies 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Northern Cuisine 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Digital Nation 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn.

7.00 Millionaires' Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, outstanding, and unique dream houses.

7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 The Easy Riders As their road trip reaches its final leg, Danny JohnJules and the boys limber up with a bit of yoga before heading to their final destination in Valencia.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop: BFI Film Academy Special A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop: BFI Film Academy Special4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Cuffs Fast-paced police drama.

Jake is humiliated when he makes a spectacular rookie error on Brighton Pier. Meanwhile, an eccentric drug dealer is finally in Jo’s sights, but his esoteric musings prompt her to consider her life choices.

9.00 The Apprentice At the London Library in St James’s Square, Lord Sugar sets the candidates a surprising task - write and design a children’s book, and record an accompanying CD, before selling it to London’s bookshops. For one candidate it’s a dream task, but taking on the role of project manager isn’t the fairy tale they’d imagined.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz.

11.05 Film 2015 Film 2015 returns for its Christmas run with regular hosts Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh, as guest critic Antonia Quirke joins them on the sofa.

11.35 FILM: Thirteen Days (2000) Starring Kevin Costner, Bruce Greenwood. Tense political thriller set during the two-week Cuban missile crisis in October 1962.

1.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 2.00 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am My Life On A Plate 7.00 The Edge 7.45 Junior Bake Off 8.15 See Hear 8.45 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.25 Bergerac 2.15 The Box 2.45 The Great British Bake Off 3.45 Wild China 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the gossip, exclusive news and behindthe-scenes action.

7.00 Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul Rick Stein’s journey continues in the Byzantine city of Ravenna, where he discovers Piadinas, a street food dating back to Roman times.

8.00 Autumnwatch The best of the season’s wildlife with Chris Packham, Martin Hughes-Games and Michaela Strachan, live from their base in the south west of Scotland. The wild goose chase continues, along with action from badgers, otters and the UK’s most powerful birds of prey.

9.00 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You See highlights.

10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Jack Dee and Romesh Rnganathan meet the latest candidate to be fired after their Apprentice story came to an unhappy ending following a task to create a children’s book.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Len Goodman’s Dancing Feet: The British Ballroom Story Strictly Come Dancing head judge Len Goodman takes to the dance floor to discover the golden age of ballroom.

12.15am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.45 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 1.45 Sign Zone: Earth’s Wildest Waters - The Big Fish UK

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me! 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Marlon’s date sets Paddy on edge. Chas suffers a panic attack. Debbie clashes with Nikhil.

7.30 Coronation Street Steve is angered when Tony tries to make amends with Liz. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to see who knows the most about their other half in a bid to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity. The couples hoping to win this week are Emmerdale favourites Chris Chittell and his fiancee Lesley Dunlop, Olympic champion Tessa Sanderson and her husband Densign and presenter Rylan Clark and his fiance Dan. 9.00 Joanna Lumley - Elvis And Me See highlights.

10.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch is joined

by Roy Keane and Lee Dixon for highlights from this week’s Champions League.

11.00 ITV News 11.50 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Mark Pougatch is joined

by Roy Keane and Lee Dixon for a round-up of all the action from this week’s Champions League.

12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Ejector Seat 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Benchmark 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks New arrivals the Nightingales have a few tricks up their sleeve, while Alfie gets a lovely surprise.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Restoring Britain’s Landmarks Furnishings manager John Evetts has his sights set on finding the perfect antique telescope to complete the extraordinary tower at Belmont House in Lyme Regis.

9.00 Grand Designs: House Of The Year Presented by Kevin McCloud, this four-part series explores some of Britain’s most contemporary and cutting edge homes, all of them in the running for the prestigious Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) House of the Year Award 2015. In this first episode, Kevin visits five homes built for country living.

Develop house-envy from frame one.

10.00 My Psychic Life Observational documentary. Psychic mediums in the north of England open the door to reveal what life is like for people who claim to talk to the dead.

11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series.

12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Blink 12.30 FILM: Fashion (2008) 3.15 FILM: Edge Of Eternity (1959) 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Ice Road Truckers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: The Good Witch’s Destiny (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah and Roo find a lifeless Marilyn on the floor of the diner and take her to hospital, but until test results come back the doctors do not know if she will ever wake up.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of The Scammers Documentary series. Sheila staked her future on a fake fiancée but lost out in an online romance scam that left her penniless and heartbroken.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series going behind the scenes at the Balham Park Surgery.

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Documentary series featuring people on the sharp end of bad debt and official enforcement officers charged with recovering the money.

10.00 The Gift Of Life Documentary series goes inside Newcastle’s Institute of Transplantation to follow the emotional journeys of patients undergoing organ transplants.

11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

When an emotionally disturbed man claims that he witnessed a rape, the Special Victims Unit must uncover what is real and what is imaginary.

11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 10.00 Prison: First And Last 24 Hours 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 Asian Provocateur 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Asian Provocateur 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Britain’s Biggest Sexists?

7.00pm News 7.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.00 Britain’s Nuclear Secrets: Inside Sellafield 9.00 Colour: The Spectrum Of Science 10.00 Wild Weather With Richard Hammond 11.00 The Fairytale Castles Of King Ludwig II With Dan Cruickshank 12.00am 1.7 Billion Dollar Fraud: Full Exposure - Storyville

10.25am The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Mobo: Paving The Way 8.00 The MOBO Awards 2015 10.00 Release The Hounds 11.00 The Vampire Diaries 12.00am Tricked

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor At Large 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 The Vice 12.10am Inspector Morse

4.00pm Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 FILM: Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 10.00 Supernatural. See highlights. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Made In Chelsea 1.00 Scream Queens

11.05am River Cottage Bites 11.25 FILM: Sea Of Sand (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Walking Through History 4.40 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 1.15am Car S.O.S

11.00am Conspiracy Of Hearts (1959) 1.15pm The Nebraskan (1953) 2.35 The Four Feathers (1939) 4.50 Heaven Knows, Mr Allison (1957) 7.00 Casper (1995) 9.00 Pitch Perfect (2012) 11.10 Storage 24 (2012) 12.55am Metropolis (1926) 4.00 Close

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THURSDAY 5 Kitchen Impossible With Michael Roux Jr Channel 4, 9pm Michelin-starred chef Michel Roux Jr (not that he’s in anybody’s shadow, no siree with that ‘Jr’) is working with eight trainees all with disabilities, ranging from Tourette’s to blindness. Michel is handing the kitchen over to the youngsters wholesale in this second episode.

Russell Howard’s Good News BBC2, 10pm Sometimes the news of the day, week – crikey, even the year, can feel like a drag, set to lower your opinion of the human race and the goodness of human nature.

Tune in for a pick me up with Russell, who has selected stories from all around the globe to reassert the goodness of the folk.

Drifters E4, 9pm Sometimes meeting an old school friend who has done well can do wonders for your own career – or at least that’s what Meg’s hoping.

Mwah! Mwah! Love you darlin’ forever and please gi’s a job. Oh, and ever considered what happens when you max out an ‘emergency’ credit card? Bunny’s about to find out.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Brighton HiLights 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Easy Riders 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

6.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport.

Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more.

10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders One resident comes to a startling realisation, and Whitney grows frustrated at Lee’s behaviour.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer series.

The team go undercover to investigate the car-repair industry, a high-pressure salesman is finally caught by the police in Rogue Traders, and a red button special explains the confusion over new pension laws.

9.00 Class Of ‘92: Out Of Their League Two-part documentary. The ex-Manchester United stars known as the Class of ‘92 buy a football club seven tiers down from the Premier League with a dream of taking it up to the top. It is February, and new managers Anthony ‘Jonno’ Johnson and Bernard Morley have arrived at Salford FC, bringing with them a fearsome reputation and muchneeded discipline in the dressing room.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from North London.

11.35 This Week Andrew Neil reviews the political week.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am My Life On A Plate 7.00 The Edge 7.45 Junior Bake Off 8.15 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.25 Bergerac 2.15 The Box 2.45 The Great British Bake Off 3.45 Wild China 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the gossip, exclusive news and behind-the-scenes action.

7.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands Paul Murton visits the islands lying off the Scottish coast.

7.30 Autumnwatch Unsprung Chris Packham is joined by a live studio audience and fellow Autumnwatch presenters Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games to preview the final show of the series.

8.00 Autumnwatch At the end of an action-packed week, Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games report live on all the wildlife stories from their base on the Scottish coast.

9.00 The Last Kingdom Historical drama. Uhtred wins the protection of Alfred, but his commitment to the new king spells trouble for his relationship with Brida.

10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Dominic Sandbrook: Let Us Entertain You Dominic Sandbrook explores British post-war culture, arguing it is a crucial part of Britain’s modern identity - yet one firmly indebted to our Victorian past.

12.15am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.45 Sign Zone: The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver 1.45 Sign Zone:

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me! 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Chas gets locked in the cellar. Paddy worries his secret will come out. Vanessa tries to bond with Johnny.

8.00 Coronation Street Can Fiz forgive Tyrone’s mistake? Mary is spirited away. Liz agrees to a secret date with Tony.

8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady meets more of the canine residents at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home who are looking for love, help, understanding and a new home. Paul meets a famous face when A-list actor and massive dog lover Tom Hardy drops in for a tour.

9.00 Unforgotten Penultimate instalment of a six-part crime drama about an unsolved murder case. As Cassie and Sunny’s investigation into Jimmy’s death continues, Sir Phillip Cross makes a difficult decision in order to protect his family and salvage what is left of his reputation.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights of the UEFA Europa League, including the best of the three British participants.

12.00am Birds Of A Feather 12.20 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Benchmark 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Lisa is shattered when she walks in on her crush getting flirty with Theresa. Mercedes finds an unlikely ally. Maxine is adamant she will stand by Patrick whatever the cost.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke presents the property design series.

After months of planning and building, George and Will’s floating beach hut is finally ready to do battle with the elements as it’s launched onto the open seas.

9.00 Kitchen Impossible With Michel Roux Jr See highlights.

10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Star Wars fan Lachlan returns to the restaurant.

Will his date with Becca be out of this world? South London supermarket worker Luke also returns, but will it be second time lucky with Shannon?

11.05 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week’s biggest shows as they watch them.

12.10am SAS: Who Dares Wins 1.05 Embarrassing Fat Bodies: Back To The Clinic 2.00 Dispatches 2.30 Four Rooms 3.25 Location, Location, Location 4.15 Fifteen To One 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 Fireman Sam 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Ice Road Truckers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Deadly Revenge (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kat is shocked when she finds out that Nate and Ricky slept with each other.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the high-speed police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland.

8.00 When Sharks Attack Documentary series. After years without shark problems, the densely populated coastline between LA and San Diego has suddenly been targeted by nature’s largest predator.

9.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys Documentary series in which Chris Tarrant explores the world’s most extreme railway lines. Chris discovers how a 2,500mile transcontinental railway was built against huge odds in just a few decades.

10.00 FILM: Erased (2012) Starring Aaron Eckhart, Olga Kurylenko, Liana Liberato, Neil Napier, Kate Linder.

Action thriller about a former CIA agent who discovers that all records of his existence have been erased and that he and his estranged daughter have been marked for termination.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Faking The Moon Landings: Conspiracy 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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BBC4

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Supergirl 9.00 Bring The Noise 10.00 Trollied 10.30 After Hours 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Rent A Cop 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Rent A Cop 1.00 Together 1.30 The Fear 2.00 Asian Provocateur 2.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.30 Asian Provocateur

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Digging For Britain 9.00 Tutankhamun: The Truth Uncovered 10.00 Detectorists 10.30 Brian Pern: A Life In Rock 11.00 The Many Faces Of Michael Caine 12.00am When Coal Was King: Timeshift 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.35 Detectorists

1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 The Xtra Factor 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show (x2) 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Glitchy

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor At Large 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am Inspector Morse

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Drifters.

See highlights. 9.30 New Girl 10.00 The Mindy Project 10.30 Rude Tube 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Empire 1.30 Rude Tube

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Walking Through History 4.40 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Disappearing Britain 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency?

12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.15 Disappearing Britain

11.00am Babette’s Feast (1987) 1.10pm The Million Pound Note (1954) 2.55 River Of No Return (1954) 4.45 Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969) 6.55 Johnny English Reborn (2011) 9.00 The A-Team (2010) 11.15 Attack The Block (2011) 1.00am The Omen (1976) 3.20 Close

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FRIDAY 6 NCIS: New Orleans Channel Five, 9pm A morgue should, in reality, be one of the safest places to be.

Regardless of how spooky it might feel, the fact is that you’re surrounded by concrete, officials, and everything is very clearly delineated as either dead or alive – with little risk of moving from one to the other. Until tonight. Hostages at the morgue.

QI BBC2, 10pm And so the countdown to the end of Stephen Fry hosting this magnificent series continues.

Time to make the most of the national treasure’s blustered and beautiful embarrassments, banter with Alan Davies and delight at the brilliance of facts. Noel Fielding, Cariad Lloyd and Rhod Gilbert join in tonight.

The Returned More4, 9pm When is a ghost not a ghost?

When it knocks you up, that’s when! The second series of this atmospheric French drama continues with the fallout from the first – of dead friends and relatives returning to their loved ones, the fallout and, most importantly, what brought them there, all looming large still.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Best of Brighton Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Digital Nation 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It!11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Northern Cuisine 2.00 Another World Is Possible 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories.

7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future.

8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

9.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

9.30 Bored Gamers Redux Highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming.

10.00 The Arts and Entertainment Magazine Show: Bright Club Special Andrew Holding on his efforts with science outreach through comedy, the history of Bright Club.

11.00 Noise Reel 11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 The Arts and Entertainment Magazine Show 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The People Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Two residents prepare to tie the knot - but with secrets rife, will all go to plan?

8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom.

9.00 Have I Got News For You Satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kathy Burke and guest panellist Ross Noble.

9.30 The Kennedys Family sitcom set in the 1970s. For the first time in his life, Tony has got his own way. He is taking the family camping to Wales, and they are not going alone.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Joining Graham on the sofa are Kate Winslet and Michael Fassbender, costarring in new film Steve Jobs. Also on the show are 50 Cent; and national treasure Julie Walters. With music from Ellie Goulding.

11.20 Asian Provocateur Documentary series.

11.50 FILM: Cemetery Junction (2010) Starring Christian Cooke, Felicity Jones, Tom Hughes. Comedy drama set in 1970s Reading.

1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am My Life On A Plate 7.00 The Edge 7.45 Junior Bake Off 8.15 Pound Shop Wars 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.25 Bergerac 2.15 The Box 2.45 The Great British Bake Off 3.45 Wild China 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the gossip, exclusive news and behindthe-scenes action from Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 Mastermind John Humphrys invites four more contenders to answer questions in the black chair.

The specialist subjects in this heat are the Song of Ice and Fire novels by George RR Martin, Gloria Swanson, the music of Carly Simon and the FA Cup in the 1970s.

7.30 Match Of The Day Live coverage from one of the pick of the matches from the first round of the FA Cup. The 48 clubs from League One and League Two will join the non-league sides who have battled through to this stage, and who will now be dreaming of a fairytale run in football’s most famous domestic cup competition.

10.00 QI See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight Magazine arts show.

Josie Rourke, artistic director of the Donmar Warehouse, curates this celebrity-packed edition of Artsnight, looking at the changing idea of the hero in contemporary culture.

11.30 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme.

12.35am FILM: Disgrace (2008) 2.25 Sign Zone: Question Time 3.25 Sign Zone: Sir Alex Ferguson: Secrets Of Success

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me! 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Cain accuses Emma of terrorising Chas. Robert returns from hospital.

7.30 Coronation Street Rita encourages Audrey to seize the day.

David reels as Marion enquires about access to Max. 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Islands In The Sun Gino D’Acampo returns for a third series in which he experiences the culture, meets the people and tastes the food of his home country. This series sees him travel round two of Italy’s major islands, Sardinia and Sicily.

8.30 Coronation Street Has Audrey missed the boat with Ken? Kylie is appalled by David’s callous attitude.

Hopeful Tony kisses Liz. 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Raquel Welch Piers Morgan chats with the Hollywood sex symbol, most famous for her portrayal of the bikiniclad cave girl in the 1966 film One Million Years BC, as she reflects on her life and career.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 The MOBO Awards 2015 Sarah-Jane Crawford hosts one of the biggest nights in the music calendar live from the First Direct Arena in Leeds.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Benchmark 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Theresa is in turmoil when an intimate snap gets posted online, but is this just the beginning of her troubles? Ben has a fight on his hands when more villagers hear that there might be a killer among them.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Krishnan Guru-Murthy and director Paul Kittel meet the television journalist in Sicily risking his life to expose the Mafia bosses.

8.00 TFI Friday Entertainment and music show hosted by Chris Evans.

Guests include Sir Elton John, Julianne Moore, Stanley Tucci, The Maccabees and The Vamps.

9.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week’s biggest shows as they watch them.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Alan’s guests include Bradley Cooper, Sienna Miller, Noel Fielding and Justin Bieber.

11.05 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant.

12.10am Rude Tube 1.05 FILM: The Bling Ring (2013) 2.35 Supernatural 3.25 Four Rooms 4.20 River Cottage Bites 4.30 Fifteen To One 5.25 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Ice Road Truckers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Good Witch’s Charm (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kat gets drunk and explodes at Ricky.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles Six-part documentary series presented by journalist Dan Jones.

Built by William the Conqueror, the Tower of London is one of Britain’s most iconic landmarks. Dan Jones reveals some of its fascinating secrets and tells the stories of the traitors, rebels and royalty who met their end inside its imposing walls.

8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. With a new trucking season underway, both VP Express and Polar Industries face the unprecedented winter conditions brought on by the polar vortex.

9.00 NCIS: New Orleans See highlights.

9.55 NCIS US crime drama series.

Gibbs and Special Agent Pride chase leads in New Orleans after evidence points to a copycat of the infamous Privileged Killer.

10.55 NCIS: Los Angeles US police drama series. The team search for a group of terrorists who have had facial reconstructive surgery to escape capture.

11.50 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Now That’s Funny! 4.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How The Other Half Live 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Gordonstoun: A Different Class 9.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 9.30 LIVE: Sportswomen Of The Year Awards 2015 11.00 Zoo 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Rent A Cop 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 The Fear 1.15 Together 1.45 Asian Provocateur 2.15 Rent A Cop

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 8.00 Pappano’s Classical Voices 9.00 ... Sings Dylan II 10.00 Better Than The Original: The Joy Of The Cover Version 11.00 Ultimate Cover Versions At The BBC 12.00am ... Sings Bacharach And David! 1.00 ... Sings Dylan II 2.00 Better Than The Original

12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 Coronation Street 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Totally You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Scary Movie 5 (2013) 10.45 FILM: The Faculty (1998) 12.55am Two And A Half Men 1.20 The Vampire Diaries

9.30am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am FILM: The Rebel (1961)

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Salt (2010) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Drifters

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Walking Through History 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.45 A Place In The Sun 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Returned. See highlights.

10.20 FILM: The Sixth Sense (1999) 12.30am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Thunder Bay (1953) 1.10pm Victim (1961) 3.10 None Shall Escape (1944) 4.55 The Bridges At Toko-Ri (1954) 7.00 The Addams Family (1991) 9.00 Friends With Benefits (2011) 11.10 Spring Breakers (2012) 1.00am Damien: Omen II (1978) 3.15 Close

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SATURDAY 7 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 6.30pm There are ten couples left gracefully giving it their all as they battle to stay in the ballroom competition. Occasionally incorporating the odd robot dance or risqué maneuvre, but who can blame them for showing off? Surprisingly addictive, join Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman to cast your own judgement.

The X Factor ITV1, 8pm It’s live! Everyone’s grandma’s dearest wish, departed best friend’s dying dream and baby brother’s wide-eyed hope is that they fight tooth and nail to get to the top and win that Christmas number one prize and X Factor competition. But of course every singer and band is humble and in it for the music. Natch.

FILM: Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure ITV2, 7.10pm Be excellent to each others! With a mantra such as that where can you go wrong? This most excellent dude-comedy sees Keanu Reeves in the role that defined him for a generation, along with Alex Winters, as the good-natured rock-loving history hunters.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Drop the Puck Drop the Puck returns, in a dramatic and sensational game, Deeside Dragons play Blackburn Eagles.

7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

8.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn.

9.00 FilmFest on TV This week, Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces 'Moving Sounds' a documentary by Ramsay S James and Tom Sands, and two short films by John Hoye.

11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Jhon Bentley 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Simply Nigella 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Rugby League: England v New Zealand 4.30 Final Score 5.20 BBC News 5.30 South East Today 5.40 Pointless Celebrities

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights.

8.00 Doctor Who Sci-fi drama.

Shapeshifting Zygons are everywhere in the UK, and there is no way of knowing who to trust. With UNIT neutralised, only the Doctor stands in their way. But how do you stop a war? And what can the Doctor do to save his friends?

8.50 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws.

9.00 The Royal British Legion Festival Of Remembrance 2015 In the presence of HM the Queen and members of the royal family, Huw Edwards presents the Royal British Legion’s annual Festival of Remembrance, which pays tribute to all victims of war and conflict.

Andrea Bocelli, Rod Stewart, Gregory Porter and Pixie Lott perform alongside the Central Band of the Royal Air Force, the Queen’s Colour Squadron, the Band of HM Royal Marines, and the Band and Pipes of the Brigade of Gurkhas.

10.40 BBC News 11.00 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the day’s Premier League games, which include Chelsea’s trip to play Stoke at the Britannia Stadium.

12.25am The Apprentice 1.25 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am FILM: The Moon Is Blue (1953) 7.55 FILM: The Captive Heart (1946) 9.30 Homes Under The Hammer 10.30 The Wonder Of Animals 11.00 Animal SOS 11.30 Animal SOS 12.00pm My Life On A Plate 12.45 My Life On A Plate 1.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 2.00 FILM: Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner (1967) 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew 5.30 Flog It! 6.30 The Great Pottery Throw Down Ten home potters from around the country compete to become Top Potter. The search for a top potter begins with a four day assignment to make stackable kitchen bowls from lumps of earthenware clay.

7.30 Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul Rick Stein continues his gastronomic road trip from Venice to Istanbul through the countries of the former Byzantine Empire.

8.30 Dad’s Army Wartime sitcom.

The ingenuity of Mainwaring’s men is put to the test.

9.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry mulls over miscellaneous M-themed matters with Cariad Lloyd, Rhod Gilbert, Noel Fielding and Alan Davies.

9.45 FILM: Song For Marion (2012) Starring Vanessa Redgrave, Christopher Eccleston, Terence Stamp, Gemma Arterton, Anne Reid, Barry Martin, Taru Devani, Elizabeth Counsell, Orla Hill and Willie Jonah.

British drama. Ever grumpy Arthur promises to his sick wife that he will take her place in the local choir.

There, he slowly starts to flower.

11.15 The Many Faces Of Richard Wilson Richard Wilson talks about his impressive career to date, with archive footage and testimony from friends and colleagues.

12.15am FILM: Mad City (1997)

ITV1

6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.25 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Signed Stories Share A Story 7.05 Oddbods 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 Adventure Time 8.00 Avengers Assemble 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 ITV News 11.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.35pm Downton Abbey 1.40 Judge Rinder 2.45 Doc Martin 3.45 FILM: Death Becomes Her (1992) 5.45 News 6.00 ITV News; Weather 6.15 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern hosts the classic game show which asks viewers and contestants to say what they see. This time, Nicola, Chris and Elysia compete to guess the familiar phrases hidden in animated clues.

7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts as four celebrities come together as a team in order to take on one of the country’s finest quiz brains.

Impressionist Rory Bremner, weather girl Laura Tobin, Dragons’ Den’s Deborah Meaden and presenter Alan Titchmarsh take on the challenge.

8.00 The X Factor See highlights.

10.20 The Jonathan Ross Show Star-studded chat show hosted by Jonathan Ross, who this week welcomes celebrated actress Joan Collins, multi-talented TV and stage star Sheridan Smith, Hollywood actor Danny DeVito and US pop sensation Ariana Grande to the show.

11.25 ITV News; Weather 11.45 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Andrew Flintoff Piers Morgan continues his series of intimate interviews conducted in front of a live studio audience. Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff joins Piers to reflect on his life and career.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 The Simpsons 12.30pm The Simpsons 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show.

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the British Isles meeting people who want to restore architectural treasures. Mark Horton has bought an 18th century folly and plans to convert it himself into a luxurious family home.

8.00 Grand Designs Series following householders who are on a mission to completely redesign and redecorate their homes.

9.00 Prison Night A unique countdown of the nation’s favourite prison movies, from award-winning thrillers to entertaining comedies, as voted for by British inmates. With the help of lifers, great escapers, Brits banged up abroad and prison bosses, the list explores the truth behind the world’s most memorable movies set behind bars.

10.35 TFI Friday Entertainment and music show hosted by Chris Evans.

Guests include Sir Elton John, Julianne Moore, Stanley Tucci, The Maccabees and The Vamps.

11.40 FILM: Lockout (2012) Starring Guy Pearce, Maggie Grace, Vincent Regan. Science fiction thriller.

1.25am Fargo 2.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 3.15 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.20 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.25 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.30 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.30am Children’s television 6.30 Tickety Toc 6.40 Zack And Quack 6.50 Make Way For Noddy 7.05 Paw Patrol 7.20 Little Princess 7.35 Pip Ahoy! 7.50 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.15 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.30 Wanda And The Alien 8.45 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9.30 The Saturday Show 11.25 Ice Road Truckers 12.25pm Ice Road Truckers 1.25 FILM: All I Want For Christmas (2013) 3.05 FILM: A Nanny For Christmas (2010) 4.50 FILM: Mistletoe Over Manhattan (2011) 6.35 5 News Weekend 6.40 FILM: Operation Crossbow (1965) Starring Sophia Loren, George Peppard, Trevor Howard, John Mills, Tom Courtenay. Star-studded World War II action adventure.

9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley present highlights from the Sky Bet Championship, including a couple of spicy derbies. In West Yorkshire Huddersfield take on Leeds, while Friday night’s East Midlands clash between Nottingham Forest and Derby also offers seasonal fireworks.

10.15 Greatest Comedy Movies Celebration of the greatest comedy films ever made, including the classic characters, most embarrassing moments, the best of British comedy and silliest spoofs. There are also recollections and revelations from stars from both sides of the camera.

11.50 FILM: See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) Starring Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Joan Severance, Kevin Spacey, Kirsten Childs. Lighthearted comedy charting the adventures of a couple of news vendors in New York one deaf, one blind - who go on the run when they are blamed for the murder of a customer.

1.35am The Gadget Show 2.25 SuperCasino 4.00 The Gift Of Life 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.40 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 Modern Family (x4) 3.00 Futurama (x4) 5.00 Supergirl 6.00 The Flash 7.00 Modern Family (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 11.00 The Force: Manchester (x2) 1.00am Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 7.15 Don’t Tell The Bride 8.15 Top Gear 9.15 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.15 FILM: Halloween: Resurrection (2002) 11.45 Family Guy (x6) 1.55am Together 2.25 Rent A Cop 2.55 Asian Provocateur 3.25 The Fear

7.00pm Tutankhamun: The Truth Uncovered 8.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 9.00 Arne Dahl (x2) 11.00 Ultimate Cover Versions 12.00am Better Than The Original: The Joy Of The Cover Version 1.00 ... Sings Dylan II 2.00 Top Of The Pops: 1980 2.35 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America

5.15pm FILM: Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) 7.10 FILM: Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989). See highlights. 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) 11.10 Celebrity Juice 11.55 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 12.55am Release The Hounds

6.35am Wycliffe 7.30 Where The Heart Is (x2) 9.40 FILM: The Four Musketeers (1974) 11.50 Inspector Morse 2.00pm Rosemary And Thyme 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.55 Columbo: Negative Reaction 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Lewis 12.00am Inspector Morse

11.00am The Goldbergs (x2) 12.00pm FILM: Aliens In The Attic (2009) 1.40 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.00 Made In Chelsea 3.00 FILM: See Spot Run (2001) 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 8.00 FILM: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 11.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.35am The Inbetweeners (x2) 1.40 The IT Crowd (x2)

8.55am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 9.25 Time Team (x2) 11.25 Time Team Special 12.30pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.10 FILM: The Longest Day (1962) 6.50 The Somme 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.05 Father Ted (x4) 12.10am Britain’s Fattest Man 1.15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 2.25 The Returned

11.00am Ticket To Tomahawk (1950) 1.00pm Five Children And It (2004) 2.45 Magic In The Water (1995) 4.45 The Tooth Fairy (2010) 6.50 Mission: Impossible (1996) 9.00 Knight And Day (2010) 11.10 Sorority Row (2009) 1.10am The Social Network (2010) 3.35 Close

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SUNDAY 8 Jekyll And Hyde ITV1, 7pm We can all feel conflicted but Robert has problems way beyond what the rest of us have to deal with when he’s in two minds.

Garson tells Robert that his ancestors unleased their dual identities with a form of medication, so Robert reckons it makes sense that a cure lies in the same medication. Right...

The Hunt BBC1, 9pm Hunting is quite tough anyway, what with food running away really fast and having their own defense systems, but when you throw in a hostile environment – well, that can feel like nature’s not playing fair. Sir David Attenborough narrates and we watch creatures in the Arctic fight the odds.

FILM: Pitch Perfect Film4, 9pm Sing loud, sing clear, and sing about a back-biting, sharp-writing multi-talented cast lead by Anna Kendrick and featuring a rather marvellous supporting act from Rebel Wilson. You know the drill: new cool girl comes to college, loves music and ends up in the show choir and turns it around with excellent tunes and misfits.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 The Music of Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 National Diversity Awards 3.00 Millionaires' Row 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

6.30 The Science Magazine Show The pros and cons of GM food.

7.00 The Easy Riders Danny and Steve are joined by grand prix rider Danny Webb to find a complete motorbike novice to join them on their latest adventure.The candidates will have to prove their skills on a bike.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes is joined by actor Lewis Cartwright and directors John Hoye and Sam Curtis, who will be presenting their short movies.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos.

11.30 Under The Radar videos 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.25 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph 12.20pm Sunday Politics 1.30 BBC News 1.45 Lifeline 1.55 FA Cup Final Score 3.00 Points Of View 3.15 The People Remember 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 The Hunt 5.50 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile The team explore Cambridgeshire. Matt Baker finds out how Cambridge University students past and present are reaching out from the city and having an impact on the countryside - in their study and play!

7.15 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrity dance contest. Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present the results show. The judges’ scores and public votes have been combined and the two couples with the lowest scores dance off against each other before ten couples become nine.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow makes a return visit to RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire.

9.00 The Hunt See highlights.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of the day’s three Premier League matches the north London derby between Arsenal and Tottenham, Liverpool against Crystal Palace and Aston Villa versus Manchester City.

11.45 Citizen Khan Sitcom following the trials and tribulations of selfappointed Muslim community leader Mr Khan.

12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

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6.15am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 7.00 The Big Allotment Challenge 8.00 Countryfile’s Ramble For Children In Need 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 My Life On A Plate 11.30 My Life On A Plate 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Escape To The Country 3.00 FA Cup Final Score 4.15 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 4.45 Flog It! 5.30 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph 6.30 Match Of The Day: FA Cup Highlights Highlights from the FA Cup first round.

8.00 Earth’s Wildest Waters - The Big Fish UK Documentary series exploring the incredible world of fishing, presented by Ben Fogle. The four remaining anglers gear up for a semi-final of epic proportions, fishing for some of the biggest fish of their lives in British Columbia. Here, the whole eco-system is driven by migrations of fish, so the anglers go on a journey of their own fishing for Pacific salmon in the sea near Vancouver Island, fly fishing for bull trout in the beautiful glacier-fed Upper Pitt River and taking on one of the legendary giants of the Fraser River - the white sturgeon.

9.00 FILM: Looper (2012) Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano, Noah Segan, Piper Perabo, Jeff Daniels. Thriller.

Joe earns his money as a Looper, a hitman whose victims are sent from the future to the present through illegal time travel.

10.50 Family Guy Subversive animated comedy.

11.10 Family Guy Comedy.

11.30 Top Coppers Cop-show comedy series.

12.00am FILM: Return From The River Kwai (1988) 1.35 Sign Zone: Countryfile’s Ramble For Children In Need 2.50 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.25 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 7.00 Signed Stories Share A Story 7.05 Oddbods 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Super 4 7.40 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.00 Avengers Assemble 8.30 Fish Hooks 9.00 Horrible Science 9.25 FIA Formula E Championship Highlights 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.15 News 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 1.30 The Chase 2.25 The X Factor 4.40 FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (2010) 6.40 ITV News Meridian 6.50 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Jekyll And Hyde See highlights.

8.00 The X Factor Results Caroline Flack and Olly Murs host as the singing competition’s next elimination is announced.

9.00 Downton Abbey Period drama following the lives of the aristocratic Crawley family and their servants at Downton Abbey. A change of circumstance puts Bertie Pelham in the limelight, and Edith must decide whether to conceal her past at all costs or confront the truth and risk losing everything.

10.40 ITV News; Weather 10.50 Off Their Rockers Comedy show which features fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras. This week, a potty-mouthed nun causes trouble, Seb gets advice on attending a naturist wedding and Dave gives a member of the public his lucky pants.

11.20 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the latest Aviva Premiership Rugby action.

Matches featured include Northampton v Saracens, Exeter v Leicester and Wasps v Gloucester.

12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am Everybody Loves Raymond 6.45 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.35 Frasier 8.00 Frasier 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 The Simpsons 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Simpsons 12.55 The Simpsons 1.25 The Simpsons 1.55 The Simpsons 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 The Simpsons 3.25 The Simpsons 3.50 The Simpsons 4.20 The Simpsons 4.50 FILM: The Simpsons Movie (2007) 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Restoring Britain’s Landmarks Documentary series which goes behind the scenes at conservation charity, The Landmark Trust. This time, furnishings manager John Evetts has his sights set on finding the perfect antique telescope to complete the extraordinary tower at Belmont House in Lyme Regis.

8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. Timothy and Prunella head to Ireland to trace the story of the canal that links the South to the North: the Shannon Erne Waterway.

9.00 Homeland American drama.

After leaving the CIA, Carrie tries to start a new life in Berlin, but realises she is now a target.

10.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week’s biggest shows as they watch them.

11.05 FILM: The American (2010) Starring George Clooney, Violante Placido, Thekla Reuten, Paolo Bonacelli, Johan Leysen. Crime thriller. An American hitman retreats to a rural town in Italy following an attempt on his life, but finds he can trust no one.

1.00am Grand Designs Australia 1.55 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 2.50 Come Dine With Me (x4) 4.35 Location, Location, Location 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Pip Ahoy! 8.15 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.45 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.00 Wanda And The Alien 9.10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Jelly Jamm 9.40 Football League Tonight 11.00 5 News: Remembrance Sunday 11.05 The Secret Life Of Pets 11.35 FILM: The Town That Christmas Forgot (2010) 1.20pm FILM: The Christmas Bunny (2010) 3.15 FILM: Defending Santa (2013) 5.05 5 News Weekend 5.10 FILM: Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991) 8.05 Impractical Jokers US Hidden camera practical joke show. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beachgoers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop.

8.35 Impractical Jokers US Hidden camera practical joke show. The troupe joke with strangers on the street, invade beachgoers’ towels and act as salesmen at a car dealership.

9.00 FILM: The Expendables 2 (2012) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Crews, Liam Hemsworth and Nan Yu. US action thriller sequel. The team of mercenaries are reunited for what should be an easy job retrieving a mysterious object from the wreckage of a plane crash in Russia. When one of their men gets killed, however, their collective thirst for revenge puts them in danger.

10.55 FILM: Highlander (1986) Starring Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, Clancy Brown, Roxanne Hart. Fantasy action thriller.

1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 Eamonn And Ruth: How The Other Half Lives 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 FILM: Blades Of Glory (2007) 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am American Dad! 12.40 Family Guy 1.00 Rent A Cop 1.30 Together 2.00 Is This Rape? Sex On Trial 3.00 Asian Provocateur 3.30 The Fear

7.00pm Killer Whales Natural World 8.00 Dames Of Classic Drama At The BBC 9.00 Antony Sher And Greg Doran In Conversation With Sue MacGregor 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Horizon: Asteroids 11.30 Horizon: Solar Storms 12.30am ... Sings Dylan 1.10 James May At The Edge Of Space

6.00am Emmerdale Omnibus 8.40 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.40 The X Factor 2.00pm The Almost Impossible Gameshow 3.00 FILM: Nim’s Island (2008) 4.55 FILM: Space Jam (1996) 6.40 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 12.10am Viral Tap

11.20am Rosemary And Thyme 12.25pm Columbo: Negative Reaction 2.30 Jane Eyre 4.45 Midsomer Murders 6.50 Sunday Night At The Palladium 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Joanna Lumley: The Search For Noah’s Ark 10.30 Birds Of A Feather 11.00 FILM: Out Of Sight (1998) 1.25am Agatha Christie’s Marple

12.30pm FILM: The Spy Next Door (2010) 2.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.30 Couples Come Dine With Me 3.30 Couples Come Dine With Me 4.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 8.00 FILM: Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 10.05 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.15 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.15am First Dates

11.05am Homes By The Sea 12.05pm Great Canal Journeys 1.10 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x3) 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.25 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Car S.O.S 9.00 Nazi Megastructures 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) 1.00pm Catch That Kid (2004) 2.45 Von Ryan’s Express (1965) 5.00 Casper (1995) 7.00 St Trinian’s (2007) 9.00 Pitch Perfect (2012). See highlights. 11.10 Stand Up Guys (2012) 1.00am Vanilla Sky (2001) 3.45 Close

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MONDAY 9 How Hackers Steal Your ID – Panorama BBC1, 8.30pm Here’s the thing – if Panorama is explaining how hackers steal your identity, aren’t they also giving less skilled hackers some rather devilish ideas? Perhaps not. They don’t call it ‘Hot Tips For Hackers’, so this should be all for the good of consumers like us.

Anyway, take note.

London Spy BBC2, 9pm Who doesn’t fancy a cutie spy boyfriend? Danny (Ben Whishaw) is certainly smitten with his new chap Alex, who also happens to be an MI6 code genius. It’s love’s young dream until tragedy strikes and Alex dies in suspicious circumstances, leaving Danny wanting to know more and really quite out of his depth.

The Fear BBC3, 10.30pm The search is on for the scariest amateur horror film in the UK. The way to do this? Clearly it’s to fill a cinema with an audience made up of Essex nurses, film geeks, Disney-loving sisters, a newly-dating couple and some tough guys and see what makes them jump. Matthew Giffen hosts proceedings.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 The Newspapers 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Growing Concerns 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Science Magazine Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Easy Riders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 National Diversity Awards 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Science Magazine Show The pros and cons of GM food.

7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Carib-Asian Cookery Sherrie Eugene-Hart and Pat Hart blend an intoxicating infusion of Caribbean and Asian Food from recipes handed down by their parents.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle takes a trip to the fish quay at North Shields.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography.

11.30 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Northern Cuisine (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 On The Verge

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 On Stage: Feral In Margate Charting the reaction in Margate to a play about a seaside town struggling to reinvigorate itself following decades of decline.

8.00 EastEnders Ronnie pushes forward with her plan to win over Dean and soon resorts to drastic measures. Mick continues to build bridges with Shirley, but things soon take a turn. Masood shares an upsetting truth.

8.30 How Hackers Steal Your ID Panorama See highlights.

9.00 Hugh’s War On Waste Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall continues his mission to find out why the UK wastes so much food.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kathy Burke and guest panellists Cathy Newman and Ross Noble.

11.20 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. Joining Graham on the sofa are Kate Winslet, Michael Fassbender, 50 Cent; and national treasure Julie Walters.

12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball kicks off your weekly fix of Strictly action and is chatting exclusively to the latest couple to leave the competition.

7.00 MOTD Live: FA Cup Second Round Draw Mark Chapman introduces live coverage of the draw for the second round of the FA Cup. 7.30 Only Connect: Children In Need Special Quiz show presented

by Victoria Coren Mitchell.

8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in the quiz series for students. In another second-round match, two teams fight it out for a place in the quarter-finals.

8.30 Simply Nigella In this episode, Nigella introduces her favourite recipes for sharing with family and friends.

9.00 London Spy See highlights.

10.00 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy. Alan Carr introduces performances from Francesca Martinez and rising comedy star Nish Kumar.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.15 The Railway: Keeping Britain On Track Documentary.

12.15am Sign Zone: The Apprentice 1.15 Sign Zone: DIY SOS: Homes For Veterans

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Aaron is in court.

Jai is determined to charm Nikhil into trusting him. Andy makes a confession to Ashley.

7.30 Coronation Street Can Kylie smell a rat? Ken is caught between a rock and Tracy. Amy is shocked by grandma Liz. 8.00 Countrywise Paul Heiney, Ben Fogle and Liz Bonnin present the show celebrating rural Britain.

8.30 Coronation Street Can David throw Gail off the scent? Liz is consumed with guilt. Ken tries to follow his heart.

9.00 FILM: The Hangover (2009) Starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, Heather Graham, Sasha Barrese, Bryan Callen, Jeffrey Tambor, Ken Jeong and Rachel Harris. Comedy about a group of friends who go to Las Vegas for a stag party and wake up to find their hotel room is wrecked, the groom is missing and that they have no memory of the previous night’s events.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.40 FILM: The Hangover (2009) Still feeling rubbish.

11.40 The Job Lot Sitcom set in a West Midlands job centre.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 The Wanted 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.30 Neighbourhood Blues 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.15am My Life On A Plate 7.00 The Edge 7.45 Junior Bake Off 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.45 A Taste Of Britain 2.15 The Box 2.45 The Great British Bake Off 3.45 Wild China 4.45 The Wonder Of Animals 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me! 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Benchmark 2.10 Deal Or No Deal 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Homes By The Sea 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks A murderous Lindsey conjures up a wicked scheme to cover her tracks.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Rory Peck Awards 2015 8.00 Aldi’s Supermarket Secrets: Channel 4 Dispatches Investigative journalism series. Whilst Tesco and the other big supermarkets falter, Aldi goes from strength to strength. But does the discounter always deliver on promises to provide amazing value, without compromising on quality?

8.30 The Shopper’s Guide To Saving Money Dave Fishwick and Kate Quilton investigate the real value of must-buy products and services.

9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series in which a group of ex-Special Forces soldiers recreate the SAS selection process. Of the 30 who started, only 11 remain.

10.00 Fargo Second series of the US crime drama. Floyd responds to Kansas City’s proposal, and Hanzee takes a road trip. Meanwhile, Lou has a moment of realisation.

11.10 Prison Night A unique countdown of the nation’s favourite prison movies.

12.35am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.25 FILM: Dedh Ishqiya (2014) 3.55 Location, Location, Location 4.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Wissper 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Ice Road Truckers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ice Road Truckers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 When Calls The Heart 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away When Denny catches Charlotte trying to get rid of the safe that Hunter stole, the pair get into a struggle and Denny falls and hits her head.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show presented by Jason Bradbury, Amy Williams, Ortis Deley and Jon Bentley.

8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the high-speed police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland.

9.00 Benefits: On The Yorkshire Dole Documentary about people living on benefits in Yorkshire. Adele has recently had weight-loss surgery on the NHS. 10.00 Inside Holloway First of a two-part documentary about Holloway prison. From serial babykillers in Edwardian England and the last woman to be hanged in Britain to the suffragettes, Oswald Mosley’s wife and the last person to be tried under the 1735 Witchcraft Act, the film explores the extraordinary crimes of its inmates.

11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Documentary series.

12.00am 2,000 Tattoos, 40 Piercings And A Pickled Ear 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 Pets Who Hate Vets 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Trollied 9.30 After Hours 10.00 Bring The Noise 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 The Rise Of Female Violence 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Fear. See highlights. 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 The Rise Of Female Violence 1.30 The Fear 2.00 Britain’s Biggest Sexists?

7.00pm News 7.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.00 The Secret Life Of Books: Cider With Rosie 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 The Last Days Of Anne Boleyn 10.00 Storyville: Dreamcatcher Surviving Chicago’s Streets 11.40 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 12.40am Wild Weather With Richard Hammond

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The BreakUp (2006) 11.10 Celebrity Juice 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.55 Guinness World Records

11.00am Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor At Large 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Secret Smile 12.35am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Scream Queens 11.00 Gogglebox 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am Made In Chelsea

11.25am FILM: Sea Of Sand (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Lakes: Walking Through History 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 24 Hours In A&E (x2)

11.00am To Catch A Thief (1955) 1.10pm Destination Gobi (1953) 3.00 Face Of A Fugitive (1959) 4.40 Aces High (1977) 6.55 St Trinian’s 2: The Legend Of Fritton’s Gold (2009) 9.00 Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 11.25 Double Jeopardy (1999) 1.30am The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover (1989) 4.00 Close

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