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NEW GODS Modern political intrigue and classical mythology collide in a stunning new production of The Odyssey at the Theatre Royal Brighton page 11

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BRIGHTON’S ARTY Nudes and cardinals

JOE FULLER Donizetti’s Don Pasquale at Glyndebourne

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CITY GIRL

IN THIS ISSUE

IN THE CITY

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Massive Attack Having last performed here in 2010, Massive Attack are back in Brighton as part of an extensive European tour.

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amily is an interesting concept. They say that we are developing new families made up of friends and colleagues, as blood relatives are no longer... well, the whole of the village. I’ve got friends who I’ve referred to as ‘brother’ or ‘sister’ over the years – one of them even has a mother who calls me her adopted daughter. I have a close ‘natural’ family too – I’m fortunate, I know.

But with this abundance of acquired ‘family’ I’m a bit concerned that some folks are losing the community they’re born into. It sounds like I’m meddling – I’m clearly meddling. It just leaves me anxious when I hear about family feuds escalating, and uncles dropping like flies from the Christmas card list.

However, if we stayed in touch with every single member of our families I’m thinking that that would result in just a massive guilt attack for me.

Not only will I have forgotten my auntie’s birthday, but my second cousin three times removed’s anniversary too. Every. Single. Day. No one would ever be able to afford to get married unless they eloped as the guestlist would fill Wembley, and that’s before you even consider all the allergies your menu is going to have to account for. Buffet, better be a buffet to be safe.

We know so many people in this busy old world, have so many relationships, that there are articles in magazines and online about how to break up with friends. If your friends are your new extended family, then it would seem there are black sheep here too that’ll provide a ‘dad dance’ at a reunion and embarrassing anecdotes while calling a new boyfriend by an old boyfriend’s name. But are these really dumpable offenses?

Clearly there are dumpable offenses, for both friends and family. When you’re little your family is everything, regardless of how many people make it up. The idea of losing any of them is just plain disaster. They pick you up from school, cook you dinner, tickle you, answer the questions you can’t be bothered to look up in the books that were bought to answer just those kind of questions... they’re integral. And there have always been members of this ‘family’ who aren’t necessarily blood relations. So maybe it isn’t a new thing. And maybe it’s natural wastage. But I’m not crossing anyone off my Christmas card list just yet.

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The Zombies Brit legends The Zombies have announced a brand new studio album and UK tour. Grab yourself an early Christmas present with this treat.

The Haunt, 1 December 2015, £22.50, www.thezombies.net Outside The Box 2 “No F***ing Christmas Parties” – Brendon Burns Earlier in the year Burns took to touring anything but traditional comedy venues. As a follow up to Outside The Box, the anti-comedy club crowd tour, now he's dodging

5 Andrew Kay Yak Yak Yak Dancing the night away 6 Holly Would Celeb news and fashion tips 7 Interview – Paul Whitehouse New characters, idols & Harry 8 Hot List Restaurants, cafes & takeaways 8 The Box Andrew B comes late to the bake 9 Comic Con comes to Brighton The stars of sci-fi fall to town 10 Specky Wren The best dressed eyes in town 11 The Odyssey A modern day retelling of the epic 12 Glyndebourne Tour Joe Fuller on the beauty of opera 12 Get On Board Bus travels 13 Science/Brighton’s Arty A trip to the House Of Lords & Brighton Piers 14 Entertainment news What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music – plus the chart 16 Mike Ward At Large/Reviews Mike’s Apprentice! plus what’s been happening around our city 17 TV Listings TV Listings for the next seven days

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OH MY ACHING BONES o here I am rattling on about dancing being a thing of my past and within a week there I am, up on the dance floor and wobbling away in time, mostly, with some of the best pop music of all time. I say mostly because my more than ample figure does suffer from a rippling effect that means that some of the parts, furthest from the core, are moving slightly behind the beat. I know I have a vision in my head that a video of me dancing now would look a little like the iconic video of Kate Bush singing ‘Wuthering Heights’ but more withering than Wuthering!

The occasion was a stag do, in ‘that’ London. My dear friends Mr Clifford and Naughty Jack have decided to tie the knot and in doing so have created a series of wedding related events that span three weeks and culminate with a dinner in New York.

Sadly I cannot make the New York leg of the wedding of the year so I decided to make the very most of the stag night.

This was held at the rather nice Phoenix Artists Club in Charing Cross Road, a venue that they are members of and that I had visited with them before. It’s a slice of old theatreland that deserves a Grade I listing, a place of exuberant merrymaking and lashings of booze.

I took that to be my theme for the evening and threw myself into things with gay abandon.

First though a spot of retail therapy in Chelsea although I did not spend a bean. I did though meet a friend for coffee and had the unexpected joy of being given a brace of coffees on the house by a lovely lady in Pret A Manger because she liked my moustache.

What a kind gesture in a world of fast and furious and so often indifferent service. Hats off to her!

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quieter room to enjoy chatting with old friends, but the drums, the drums called out to me.

Pretty soon I was out there, dancing and sadly falling over too, so enthusiastic was I, and so slightly piddles too. But I was having fun, a great time and I did not care. It made me feel young again and I felt safe and warm, whirling around the sticky floor with friends old and new. Dancing is a great leveller and a great way of meeting new people.

I walked back to my hotel shortly after the DJ played ‘Let’s Do The Time Warp Again’, which was close to 2am and a real time warp seemed imminent. Funnily enough it seemed much shorter on the way back with the aid of beers, wine and – oh yes, a large whiskey.

I fell into bed and slept soundly until 8am. The sleep of the gods, well the sleep of Bacchus I suspect.

The shower called, then a decent fried breakfast and a bus to Victoria and thence home. It was then that I realised that my tired old body was feeling the after effects of the exertions of the night before. I ached in a way that I had never ached before. Every part of my sad old carcass was throbbing in a way that could only be described as moaning, a low deep set ache that pervaded every inch of my being.

Funnily enough, at that point it did not seem to be affecting my head, which seemed refreshingly clear as I walked through the deserted Sunday streets of the capital.

I met friends and we motored home, a welcome alternative to a Sunday of bus replacement services from Three Bridges. I have lived here for thirty years and can number the Sunday train journeys without bus replacements on one hand, well almost. It does seem that the Brighton line suffers from a Sunday malaise of a perpetual nature.

I was home by noon and collapsed – and I should perhaps have stayed that way. I did not, a previous engagement called for me to be at The Geese by 1.30pm for a roast. I made the slow descent down Muesli Mountain in pain – but a quality lunch, a bloody mary and sauvignon blanc did the trick and reminded me that although the flesh is weak, the mind is both willing and able.

soaking up so many of my favourite sights, the stamping grounds of my youth, or at least those that are left. How the capital is changing.

I had booked into the Tavistock Hotel for the night, perfectly nice and very reasonably priced – which is ideal if you need only a place to lay your head. Much as I enjoy luxury hotels I am loathe to spend silly money for what would be only minutes of consciousness.

I checked in, showered, took a quick power nap and then, dressed in a party shirt and tie, walked to the party.

That was a mistake as it was further away than I had thought and I had already had a tiring day.

I arrived in time for the speeches, hilarious and moving. Mr C is a clever wordsmith and Mr J threw in a song, well why not.

This was followed by cabaret from Miss Tiffany Wells, a hearty drag queen who knows how to whip up an audience with a blend of saucy banter, wicked asides and popular song.

Being sophisticates the couple then offered us a gourmet treat – of bacon or sausage baps. Well you can forget canapes kids, this was exactly what we needed on two counts. Count one: the mopping up of copious amounts of beer and wine, and count two: DISCO! It was loud disco too, but a mix of all the songs you have ever felt the need to stand up and dance to.

There were classics from several decades ringing out from the main bar. I had initially moved to the

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HOLLY WOULD HOLLY KEOGH TAKES A LONG HARD LOOK AT FASHION

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quirky things in Brighton too.

“Everything here’s a little bit different and a little bit special. You can always find bits in The Lanes that nobody else will have.”

took to the streets of Brighton to ask shoppers which celebrities inspire their fashion and whereabouts they shop to achieve this look.

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Alice Leverton, 22 said that she finds it quite difficult to find clothes to suit her body shape: “Victoria Beckham is probably the person whose style is closest to mine. She always looks polished and classy and she’s quite thin and so am I, she knows what suits her. “Even if it’s just a pair of jeans, her outfits are always so put together, I love it.

Brighton is not really trend-led, so you can always find something tailored to your own individual style. I really like Zara and Topshop because you can always find really classic pieces there that go with everything.”

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Living in Brighton, there’s so many different styles, nothing’s right or wrong, and you can get away with wearing anything!

Another person that likes to shop in The Lanes is Lauren Earl, 19 and her twin sister Charlotte. Lauren said: “I like fashion that’s a bit retro, Kylie Jenner always looks good, she’s quite retro.” Charlotte adds: “Living in Brighton, there’s so many different styles, nothing’s right or wrong, and you can get away with wearing anything! I like the vintage shops like Beyond Retro and Kate & Aud because you can mix it up with the high-street stuff.”

Hayley White, 24 takes fashion inspiration from Alexa Chung and Fearne Cotton. She adds: “I like how they wear simple things in a quirky way, you can always find

oe Sugg and Alfie Deyes (also known as Zoella and PointlessBlog), YouTube stars from Brighton, have unveiled their very own Madame Tussauds waxwork attraction in London.

The couple are shown sitting on a bed in a replica of their Brighton

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flat, where they often upload videos from. The two vloggers, who have nearly 18 million YouTube subscribers between them, posed for photographs with their waxworks. Zoe tweeted: “This is so surreal & amazing! Immortalised in wax” And Alfie said: “Just hanging out with myself & two Zoes ha!

Thank you so much for making unbelievable things like this possible.” Ben Sweet, General Manager of Madame Tussauds in

London, said: “It reflects just how huge these YouTube stars are." Alfie Deyes (aka YouTuber Pointlessblog) has revealed that he will be renting a 30-person office space to avoid procrastination. The 21-year-old vlogger admitted to missing uploads occasionally and that a huge office space will keep him focused. He plans to fill the space with gadgets, an indoor putting green, drones, table tennis and much more. Alfie said its purpose will be: “For me and my friends to chill, hang out, film videos, and play crazy videos and adventures.

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PAUL WHITEHOUSE THE INTERVIEW

VICTORIA NANGLE TALKS NEW CHARACTERS, COMEDY IDOLS & HARRY

Are there any new treats you could let us in on?

There's some audience participation with our posh surgeon characters who are happy to perform a quick "snip below" on anyone in the front row and we also need help from the audience to play all the Dragons and Evan Davis for our version of Dragon's Den. The elephant in the room question: why live? After so many television series, awards, the versatility of film – why take it all into the live arena?

We've been trying to do a live show for a good while and if we don't get on with it soon, there's a good chance we'll drop dead!

Greetings to you both! How are you today?

Hi Vicky Nangle. We are fine. I'm just taking my medicine and washing it down with vodka before going to see my psychiatrist. Harry is praying.

How’s the prep for this marvellous tour going for you?

It's alternately great fun and then daunting. I'm so old I can barely remember who Harry is, never mind all our lines.

Who do you both admire, and who do you each admire that the other doesn’t quite see the shine of?

I'm a big fan of Reeves and Mortimer. I don't think either of us would slag off someone in print who didn't make us laugh… but I'm not a big fan of Harry Enfield.

You both have respected histories of acting in other people’s works.

What is the draw to create the whole thing from start to finish, to have the whole world in your hands? (No pressure!)

Ha. Well I'm not sure we have done a lot of other people's stuff but we have not really done many of our old or recent characters live and we thought we'd better get in fairly quick before we can't manage it at all.

Which characters called the most to you, when you were deciding what to include from your back catalogue?

We're trying to do all the characters from our back catalogue but

What is the key to comedy on a large scale – as you’ll be doing around the country?

We have to perform stuff a bit "bigger" and more out to the audience rather than to each other. The real thing should be that we enjoy it with the audience and if, or rather when, we go wrong we can make a joke of it and roar on!

Smashie and Nicey are keeping schtum on the advice of their lawyers

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If you could have any superpower – each – what would you have, and what would be your first adventure?

Perfect recall... then I'd go on tour... oh wait a minute...

obviously one or two won't make it. I've even managed to squeeze in a few Fast Show characters while Harry's not looking.

What do you think Smashie & Nicey would make of the scandals that have erupted from their DJing era?

Smashie and Nicey are keeping schtum on the advice of their lawyers.

Finally, someone bequeaths you the Brighton Pier. What would you do with it?

Leave it exactly as it is.

And which characters surprised you when you returned to them?

I've really enjoyed Harry doing Stavros and Loadsamoney in rehearsals, as well as his old-fashioned dad who tries his best to do a wedding speech at his son's marriage to his gay partner.

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If you could have any three comedians from time and history as your support act for the tour, who would you pick and why?

Well for a great night it would be Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, Monty Python and Reeves and Mortimer for me… not that I'd want to follow any of that lot.

Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse – Live Tour 2015, Brighton Centre, Friday 23 October 2015, 7.30pm, £37.50/32.50, brightoncentre.co.uk Extra date added due to huge demand – Sunday 8 November 2015.

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ANDREW BULLOCK THE BOX

BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN Bardsley’s

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Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

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seem to be the only person on planet Earth not to have become obsessively entranced by the Great British Bake Off (the final of which aired last week).

I do get the appeal of it – food mixed with competition mixed with innuendo (make sure Mary's lady fingers stay nice and erect) makes for a pleasing televisual experience. I have trailed my toe lazily into the Bake Off pool once or twice in my time. If nothing else is on and I can't be bothered to get up I'll leave BBC One on and see who's unable to pop Paul Hollywood's cherry this week. But I don't really care about it.

For instance, there are people nation-wide who feel a naughty tingle when the first trailers start airing for it, I'm sure. That initial teasing glimmer of Mel or Sue standing near to a PVC tent most certainly stirs the country out of their dormant desire to watch people they don't know panicking over an un-risen loaf. There are those that throw parties – so I hear – where they all get together and watch the first episode of a new series. I can only assume that they simultaneously play a drinking game as they go along – one shot every time Paul Hollywood adjusts his shirttucked-into-jeans ensemble; two shots every time Mary Berry looks a bit like a wizened governess from a wealthy Dickensian family.

These people then set the show to record on their Sky+ boxes lest they ever go out on a Wednesday night (surely they wouldn't dream of it). Then they have another party for the final, crying themselves to sleep that night when the person they wanted to win doesn't (and they find out he lives romantically with a man).

I don't feel this excitement. I don't set my planner to record this show. I don't care. What's wrong with me? Why am I not obsessed with this cult phenomenon? How is it that I have never been seduced by the fruits of temptation that dot the tops of Mary's famed madeira?

Perhaps it's simply because the closest I have ever come to baking is standing by the fresh croissants at Sainsbury's local.

Once I extracted some frozen roll-up pastry from the freezers in Waitrose and looked at it for a while. I contemplated making a cherry pie for some reason. Don't ask me what the hell was going on with me that day – I have never felt the need to ‘make’ anything really, other than a slightly controversial variation of turkey stir-fry.

Needless to say, the pastry went back into the freezer and no cherry pie ever materialised in my kitchen. But others watch the Bake Off and literally run to the shops to buy flour and eggs and milk and butter (I think those are baking ingredients) and spend the next 16 hours whipping up a strudel. And then talk about it to each other.

I love Masterchef. I can only imagine this is because it takes place in a nice sparkly kitchen and it's less twee. It's more like The Apprentice but with food. Bake Off seems too comfy for me somehow and I just can't commit. But who knows, maybe next year I'll finally get bitten by the Bake Off bug.

Andrew Bullock is a producer, presenter and writer. You can read more at www.drewjbullock.wordpress.com

INDIAN The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Chaula’s Lewes Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

I have never been seduced by the fruits of temptation that dot the tops of Mary’s famed madeira

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Chaula’s Brighton A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THAI Street Thai Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75.

Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

Cafe Chilli Cafe Chilli breaks the mould of the traditional Thai restaurant. You'll still find the classic dishes, but also fusion food which is increasingly popular in modern Thailand. From a classic green curry to chilli pesto spaghetti and ever-changing specials, you'll be spoilt for choice! With a varied wine list, homemade soft drinks and delicious desserts, there's something for everyone.

Visit our website at: www.cafe-chilli.co.uk to find more info and menus. Tel: 01273 710390. 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL.'

ITALIAN Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

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SCI-FI FAN-TASTIC Meet the stars of TV & film at Film & Comic Con Brighton n Saturday 7th – Sunday 8th November 2015 Showmasters will be hosting its first event in Brighton, at the Hilton Brighton Metropole. With over 40 celebrity guests signing autographs and partaking in photo sessions and other activities across the weekend, this event should definitely not be missed – so make sure you add it to your calendar!

A huge variety of guests will be joining us across the weekend to meet the fans, including John Hurt; best known for his role of Kane in Alien, Carl Weathers aka Apollo Creed in Rocky, Buffy fan favourite James Marsters, Jenette Goldstein who portrays Vasquez in Aliens, Battlestar Galactica’s Leah Cairns, legendary horror director George A. Romero and many more big names from your favourite movies and TV shows.

Doctor Who fans are in for a treat, with Samuel Anderson, Colin Baker, Peter Purves, Sophie Aldred, Alan Ruscoe, John Lesson and first time Showmasters guest Simon Callow all in attendance across the weekend.

Wrestlers Shane Douglas, Terri Runnels, Tammy ‘Sunny’ Sytch and Lady Blossom will also be at the event, along with wrestling journalist and photographer Bill Apter.

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Christina Masterson, Ciara Hanna & John Mark Loudermilk – Power Rangers Hannah Waddingham, Luke Barnes, Richard Brake, Brenock O’Connor, Kerry Ingram – Game of Thrones Maya Stojan – Agents of Shield, Castle Leah Cairns – Battlestar Galactica, Interstellar, Supernatural, Sanctuary There’s also Kenny Baker, Alan Harris, John Cumming, Paul Weston, Colin Skeaping, Pam Rose, David Church, Joe Gibson, Mercedes Burleigh, Brian Harris, Paul Blake, Tex Fuller, John Maloney, Tony Smart, Vic Gallucci, Caroline Blakiston, Alan Ruscoe, and many more.

For more details please visit our website: www.filmandcomicconbrighton.com

Comic Con events, so we haven’t disappointed with our guests on this front, which include Transformers artists Stephen Baskerville and Lee Sullivan, Joe Benitez; writer and artist best known for Lady Mechanika, Game of Thrones storyboard artist Will Simpson, Star Wars writer John Wagner and many more!

Other attractions include a huge exhibitors area with specialist companies from around Europe selling a wide range of merchandise and memorabilia from the greatest classic films ever made, toys, autographs, movies, comics and enough memorabilia to completely fill any teenage boy’s bedroom or trendy adult’s den. Everything in fact to keep the big kid in all of us happy! watch on

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Once again there will be the opportunity to have a professional photograph taken with some of the celebrities, giving you the chance to have an extra special keepsake to take home and make your friends jealous! Tickets for all of the photo sessions will be available to buy online or at the Film & Comic Con Brighton sales desk at the event.

Film & Comic Con Brighton is not just an excellent weekend out… it’s an essential one!

Media guests confirmed so far include: John Hurt – Doctor Who, Alien, V for Vendetta, Harry Potter, Hellboy, Spaceballs Carl Weathers – Predator, Rocky, Happy Gilmore Samuel Anderson – Doctor Who Kenny Baker – Star Wars, Time Bandits, Labyrinth, Flash Gordon George A. Romero – Legendary Horror Director Rene Auberjonois – Star Trek, Warehouse 13, Boston Legal James Marsters – Buffy, Angel, Torchwood, Warehouse 13, Smallville, Supernatural, Andromeda Colin Baker, Sophie Aldred, Peter Purves, John Leeson – Classic Doctor Who Simon Callow – Doctor Who, The Phantom of the Opera, Streetfighter

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SPECTACULAR Have the best-dressed eyes in town with The Specky Wren in Brighton ith a wealth of experience in the optical industry, Marco Wren (MCOptom) and David Carmichael were inspired to create their own boutique opticians in the heart of Brighton.

The Specky Wren has an ‘everybody’s welcome’ attitude with the emphasis on providing you with an amazing experience.

They provide comprehensive eye tests, fit all types of contact lenses, with NHS patients welcome. The Optometrist’s focus is solely on your care and wellbeing. A detailed and thoughtful eye test with the Optometrists will check vision, ocular health, and for a range of eye conditions.

The team hand picks every frame range we have in the practice. This ensures that glasses are well made and spectacularly stylish. Specky Wren have a fabulous range to fit all budgets, face shapes and sizes. They believe that glasses can be a great expression of your personality and style, and love working with you to find that perfect pair.

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Simon Armitage, Oxford Professor of Poetry, has published nine volumes of poetry. He has won numerous awards and prizes and been shortlisted for the Whitbread Poetry Prize and the T.S. Eliot Prize.

Armitage's 2012 non fiction book Walking Home, an account of his

Simon Armitage presents a modern day reframing of The Odyssey at Theatre Royal Brighton o-produced by English Touring Theatre and Liverpool Everyman and Playhouse, The Odyssey will run from Tuesday 27 – Saturday 31 Oct at Theatre Royal Brighton.

A high ranking government minister with a colourful past is sent on a delicate diplomatic mission to Istanbul. But when his trip ends up in a horrific bar room brawl, social media explodes and the enigmatic darling of a political party becomes Europe's most wanted man overnight.

Chased by the authorities, damned by religious leaders, pursued by those looking for vengeance and head-hunted by fanatics, his Odyssey begins.

Plunged into the ancient past Odysseus must now contend with all the unworldly beings and unnatural phenomena that stand in his way. The Cyclops, the Sirens, witches, whirlpools and flesh eating armies must all be overcome in the struggle for survival and the long voyage back to the present day. Back at home, with her husband missing presumed dead, his

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troubadour journey along the Pennine Way, was a Sunday Times bestseller and was shortlisted for the 2012 Portico Prize.

Associate Director of Liverpool Everyman & Playhouse Nick Bagnall directs. Simon Armitage said “The new gods sit in Whitehall and Downing Street, no less image-obsessed and power-hungry than their ancient counterparts, and a latter day borderless Europe forms the backdrop to Odysseus' travels, to a journey that begins at the confluence point of East and West, a place of conflict from the Siege of Troy to the present day.”

Tues 27 – Sat 31 Oct Eves 7.45pm Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton* 0844 871 7650* *(bkg fees apply)

Kino Vino inoVino is a new project, created by Alissa Timoshkina, to unite and explore cinema, food and wine. Each event takes you on a unique gastro-cinematic journey where you get to meet new people and share your love of food, wine and film. This multi-sensorial experience brings you both classic and rare films from all over the world, paired with delicious multicourse meals, suitable for vegans, vegetarians and carnivores alike, and a versatile selection of drinks.

On October 24th, we invite you to experience the culinary and the cinematic legacy of Venice, one of the most enigmatic cities in the world. A cult art house horror ‘Don’t Look Now’ (Nicolas Roeg, 1973) provides the inspiration for this special Halloween edition of KinoVinoVenice. Guests will be treated to Venetian cocktails on arrival and invited to take their seats in a pop-up cinema where they will be immersed in the beautifully eerie atmosphere of ‘Don’t Look Now’. The evening will culminate in a luscious candlelit dinner of authentic regional Venetian cuisine in an atmospheric setting. Let’s be haunted and inspired by the gastronomic and the cinematic legacies of the beautiful Venice!

Date: 24 October 2015 Time : 6 pm – 10pm Place: Café Noor, 32 Egremont Place, Brighton, BN2 0GA, Price: £30 www.kinovino.org

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Transcendent beauty at Glyndebourne, and affordable too

Key Rewards – making the most of your bus travel

lyndebourne is certainly an 'everyone should go once' experience. Not in the sense of it being quintessentially English, or just to say that you have been, but simply because it’s always musically dazzling, a stunning spectacle and a lovely day out. The grounds are colourful and handsome, and the sense of excitement and anticipation for the show is tangible.

I have wildly eclectic taste in music and feel that there is a genuine crossover appeal between opera and pop music that is worth trying out for the culturally curious. I saw Saul at the Festival earlier this year for example and it was one of the best shows I've ever seen (and I've been to hundreds!). The staging was ethereal and skilful, with gorgeous, graceful scenes that linger long in the memory. Countertenor Iesytn Davies’ singing was sublime, his pure tone adding to the otherworldly feel of the whole production. And you can read Andrew Connal's eloquent five star review of Die Entführung aus dem Serail on page 16.

I was lucky enough to see the Tour version of Don Pasquale recently, which features different performers from the Festival show but is still of an exceptionally high quality. The opera has a simple plot, revolving

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10% off at Donatello's, Pinocchio's and Street Thai Enjoy 10% off on any meal at Donatello's, the famous Italian restaurant in the heart of the Lanes. Pinocchio's, one of the oldest Italian restaurants in Brighton is also offering 10% off any meal as is Street Thai – a Thai restaurant specialising in Thai street food.

Donatello's restaurant is located at 1-3 Brighton Place, The Lanes, Pinocchio's at 21 New Road and Street Thai at 5 & 20 Brighton Square

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around four protagonists in an 'opera buffa' style, which is a comic opera with characters drawn from real life.

Focusing on only four characters ensured that the audience could feel involved in and really understand the farcical goings on, exemplified by the villainous havoc wreaked by American baritone John Brancy in the role of Dr Malatesta. Brancy’s fun, prancing, nefarious doctor was the star of the deftly handled rotating set opening, an ingenious introduction from director Mariame Clément.

The staging was uncluttered but carefully considered, and it's hopefully not giving too much away to mention that the role of the chorus as mysterious fellow observers is an effective stylistic quirk, addressing the unrealistic melodramatic nature of the character's actions without undermining them.

The singing was superb, and Finnish tenor Tuomas Katajala's showstopping aria towards the end was a sweeping, smooth, fluttering performance that was truly beautiful and moving. Live singing of such emotion and transcendent ability can yield memorable, unique experiences, and Glyndebourne is the perfect setting for them.

At the time of writing there are still tickets available, with a wide range of prices depending on where you sit. It's astonishingly good value, a full price adult ticket in the Circle Sides is only £29 for example whereas concessions (students, job seekers, pension credit and more) can sit in the Front Stalls for only £27.

Go to www.glyndebourne.com to book tickets. Times vary between 4-7pm so please check online.

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Visit the Spa Valley Railway, Tunbridge Wells The Spa Valley Railway is a great day out; open at weekends and on selected weekdays throughout the summer, take a delightful train trip back in time between Tunbridge Wells and Groombridge (and through to Eridge at weekends). Get there on our service 29; buses.co.uk/29. And if you show your key smartcard or a valid paper ticket, kids can go for just £1! (Except on special event days).

For more information on the Spa Valley Railway, please visit spavalleyrailway.co.uk Bagelman's – 20% off any filled bagel Bagelman's, a local Brighton company are offering 20% off a filled bagel when you show a bus ticket, key card or mobile ticket. Bagelman's first shop opened in 1999 and they now have three.

Shops located at Brighton Station, 7 Bond Street, 31 Ship Street and 106 Church Road. www.bagelman.co.uk You can find out more about the key smartcard and mobile tickets at Brighton & Hove Bus Company's website buses.co.uk

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Dr Caroline Oprandi keeping you up to date with science & technology at PACA e had a lovely day at the House of Lords where we won the nomination for Best STEM Club, competing against other schools from across the nation. I have to say though I was very impressed with the other schools and how they were also inspiring youngsters to study science, technology, engineering and maths.

It is always the same at these awards ceremonies; PACA pupils are a bit disbelieving that they have actually won and it makes me swell with pride even more when I see them looking dazzled in the spotlight! I think the penny is slowly dropping though, that as they rub shoulders with pupils from the private fee paying schools they realise that they too can hold their heads up high along with the rest of them. Intelligence never was and never will be based on wealth and background; but on determination, curiosity and a chance to discover.

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The Prize So the prize for the award, sponsored by the Science and Technology Facilities Council and STEMNET, is a trip to CERN in December. I will look forward to reporting back from CERN then. However, something that was mentioned today at the awards ceremony was how CERN brings together all different nations and backgrounds where differences are put aside for the love of science and the spirit of discovery.

Founded in 1954, the CERN laboratory sits astride the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva. It was one of Europe's first joint ventures and now has 21 member states.

Intelligence never was and never will be based on wealth and background

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Piers uses diagonals to emphasise and draw the eye

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Probing the fundamental structure of the universe At CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, physicists and engineers are probing the fundamental structure of the universe.

They use the world's largest and most complex scientific instruments to study the basic constituents of matter – the fundamental particles. The

particles are made to collide together at close to the speed of light. The process gives the physicists clues about how the particles interact, and provides insights into the fundamental laws of nature (referenced from CERN website).

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Brough motorcycle, Battersea Power Station, the Sussex Downs... These are a few of artist Piers Ottey’s favourite things. And you can see them alongside nudes, cardinals and much else – all painted in his signature style – at a fabulous new show in the Zimmer Stewart Gallery, Arundel.

So the word of this week’s column is ‘polymath’, which according to Wikipedia is a person whose expertise spans a significant number of different subject Cardinal areas. It’s apt because this artist’s interest in vintage motorcycles, buildings and the landscape goes far beyond the aesthetic. As well as perfectly capturing the power and dynamism of a Brough, Piers can also take one apart and rebuild it. He not only designed, but also built his studio, and he spends time ‘en plein air’ drawing and Nude painting in situ.

Piers studied at Chelsea and now has studios in Sussex and London.

Having studied under Euan Uglow, his works take their starting point from the traditional school of Purple Bike landscape painting. But then he adds and takes away from the composition, using diagonals to emphasise and draw the eye, and leaving mistakes and drafting marks in the finished paintings. All of this can be put down to mischief making, but it also sets his work apart from his contemporaries.

Piers is a true Renaissance Man. He does not paint to order, or what he thinks might sell. Instead he focuses on subjects he is passionate about, imbuing his work with a special quality that viewers respond to. Experience it for yourself from 31 October to 21 November. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty

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overwhelmed by Sinatra’s performance at the Royal Albert Hall. Leaving the auditorium he knew that he had a mountain to climb to fulfil his dream of one day singing Sinatra’s excellent songs. 28 years later, Louis has fulfilled this dream by performing in amazing venues worldwide including the Royal Albert Hall where, in 2012, he received a ten minute standing ovation for his thrilling Salute To Sinatra show.

Louis is no impersonator of Frank Sinatra, he does not attempt to fool his audience through disguise. Louis uses Sinatra’s world famous songs, his smooth voice and his enchanting band to create an atmosphere that transports his audience to a time where swing and big band music reigned and Sinatra’s dreamy baritone soothed those missing their loved ones at war.

Monday 16 November 7.30pm, The Hawth Crawley Tickets: £26.50 (Discounts: £24). Tickets can be purchased from The Hawth Box Office on 01293 553636 or by visiting www.hawth.co.uk.

Catch Miles Allen in his super-charged one man Breaking Bad – The unauthorised parody ollowing sell-out runs at comedy festivals in Melbourne and Edinburgh, and following his first UK tour this spring, LA actor Miles Allen will tour the UK again this autumn with his hit solo show One Man Breaking Bad – The Unauthorised Parody.

LA actor Miles Allen smacks the senses with his super-charged, hilariously accurate renditions of all the iconic characters, including Walter White, Jesse, Saul, Skyler, Hank, Walt Junior, Mike and Gus Fring.

Allen’s incredible impersonations break all five seasons down into one exhilarating, and uproarious tourde-force parody performance.

Miles Allen said, “This show is a love letter for all the fans who lived through the blood, meth, and tears of the greatest television show ever made.”

Wednesday 18 November 8pm, The Hawth Crawley Tickets: £20. Tickets can be purchased from The Hawth Box Office on 01293 553636 or by visiting www.hawth.co.uk.

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SALUTE TO SINATRA 100 100 years since the birth of Frank Sinatra, Grammy-nominated Louis Hoover celebrates the life and music of the legend with Sinatra 100 – The Centennial Gala World Tour.

Star of the West End Smash Hit show ‘The Rat Pack’ and Grammy nominated for his solo album And This Is Me, now Louis, along with his 17piece orchestra, will bring an atmospheric spectacle reminiscent of Sinatra’s finest years to audiences at The Hawth this November.

“Louis brought back memories of great times I spent with Ol’ Blue Eyes.

I’m sure if Frank had heard him sing he’d have said 'hey great pipes kid!'

Sir Roger Moore Louis’ dream began at 17 when he found himself stunned and

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Join hero Tree Fu Tom, as he takes to the stage in his first ever nationwide ‘live’ tour in 2015.

With dates in theatres across the UK, running from April through November, fans of the CBeebies show will be able to follow the adventures of Tom, Twigs and friends on an action-packed adventure through the magical world of Treetopolis!

Tree Fu Tom Live, aimed at 4-8 year olds, is set in an enchanted world where movement creates magic. Tom appears to be a normal boy but putting on his magic belt and performing a special sequence of magic action-movements known as Tree Fu sees him transform into a mighty magical superhero.

Tree Fu Tom (which made its broadcast debut in 2012) is hugely popular around the world with a third series recently commissioned.

Follow Tom, Twigs and friends on an action packed adventure through the magical world of Treetopolis! After finding a dusty old treasure map, Tom decides to follow it and see where it leads – but it’s not an easy route! Tom and his friends must travel through wild weather and stop the mischievous Mushas who are making trouble. Will Tom save the day? Will he find the treasure? What will the treasure be? Come along and find out!

Tree Fu Tom Live is full of fun, music and laughter and Tom will certainly need your help to do the Tree Fu moves that could help save the day. Be part of the magic! Worthing Theatres have 5 Tree Fu Tom: Tom Saves The Day DVD's to giveaway! To enter just book your tickets to the show before November.

Connaught Theatre, Union Place, Worthing, West Sussex, BN11 1LG Sunday 15 November, 1pm & 3.30pm, Tickets: £14 Adult £12 Child £48 Family of four. Box office: 01903 206 206 or online www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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Killing Joke – This joke is one of the very best... bout to release their 16th studio album, Pylon, the original line up of Jaz Coleman, Geordie, Youth and Big Paul are also embarking on a UK tour that includes the sold-out-within-a-day gig at Brighton's Concorde 2.

Produced by Tom Dalgety, who recently workedon Royal Blood's huge debut album, Pylon is quintessential Killing Joke; raw, uncompromising and full of bleak lyricism, trademarks that they have carried throughout their career, right from the get-go in 1978. As the band's bassist (known even more so as a producer) Youth says: “... heavy and uncompromising, as well as some visionary celebration... lots of black pain emotion. To be honest, we remain genre-blind, so our music always covers a vast spectrum of influences, from disco right through to heavy metal...”

There seems to be no mellowing or softening of this most visceral of bands, described once as purveyors of ‘quasi-metal’. “Death,

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misery and tears, calculated waves of fear/Drawn up by think tanks, there's a darkness in the west” goes the start of one of the tracks off the album, ‘I Am The Virus’. And musically, much of Pylon matches the sheer energy, and tribalistic power of many of their most celebrated songs.

According to Coleman, their original manifesto was to “define the exquisite beauty of the atomic age in terms of style, sound and form”. He has also provided an explanation for the band's name Killing Joke: “The killing joke is like

when people watch something like Monty Python on the television and laugh, when really they're laughing at themselves. It’s like a soldier in the first world war. He’s in the trench, he knows his life is gone and that within the next ten minutes he's gonna be dead... and then suddenly he realises that someone back in Westminster's got him sussed – 'What am I doing this for? I don't want to kill anyone, I'm just being controlled'”.

Coleman, along with Ferguson and Youth, famously decamped to Iceland in the early 80s, in preparation for the coming apocalypse, which of course, didn't materialise... But this hasn't stopped him or them from continuing to offer up savage critiques concerning political and economic corruption, exploitation and hatred. In this age of the musically meek and mild, Killing Joke are a group that actually stands for something. They are more essential than ever before.

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TOP 20 Another week and another great music chart for you!

Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 Alternate Function Tests and Tasks 2 The Black Fields The Fighter 3 Lewis Bootle What Do I Need 4 The Last Cry Rebekka 5 tenek Submission – Radio Edit 6 Tenderhooks Curtain Twitcher 7 The Eric Experiment I Think It’s Impossible

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Treats galore at the Brighton Comedy Festival & Brighton Comedy Fringe e’re in the final week of the Brighton Comedy Festival and the first week of the Brighton Comedy Fringe, which means if you’re not laughing in this fair city, you’re not trying.

Fringe is here! Brighton Comedy Fringe! Tuesday has Funny Women winner alumni Suzy Bennett with her new show ‘Gumpton’, Wednesday malarkey is provided

by The Book Of Job: The Musical, Thursday treats us to Ria Lina’s controversial show fresh from Edinburgh – ‘Taboo Raider’, and Friday the critically acclaimed and recently recorded for Christmas DVD release show from Matthew Crosby – ‘Smaller Than Life’.

Brighton Comedy Festival (BCF) highlights this week start with Michael Legge’s show ‘Tell It Like It Is, Steve’ tonight (Tuesday) bringing misanthropic vitriol to the masses in style. Wednesday presents a most enjoyable quandary with brilliant comedy offered from Dara O’Briain, Fred MacAulay and the final of the

from the BCF, and Luisa Omielan headlining the fringe’s Red Brick Comedy Saturday showcase.

To whet your BCF whistle, a Brighton tale, from the Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer 2015, Sofie Hagen.

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Squawker Awards – a brilliant selection of up-and-coming comics. Thursday hosts acclaimed ventriloquist Nina Conti, and the charity fundraiser BIG CHEER for Amaze! with its own top line-up.

Friday sees Richard Herring, Bridget Christie, Joe Lycett and Milton Jones all arrive with new shows.

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Sofie Hagen – Bubblewrap, Brighton Dome, Studio, Wednesday 21 October, £11 “As Brighton is a lovely town in which to perform comedy, I am often there to do shows. One time I came in early to see some sights and ended up getting lost. I finally got on a bus that was completely empty apart from an older woman and myself. The bus driver started MC’ing the trip, doing jokes and little songs, and ending the trip with a loud: “Are you not just grateful Justin Bieber wasn’t the driver of this bus?” and I laughed for the rest of the night. To me, that experience has always symbolised what Brighton is.

Simply a happy place.” brightoncomedyfestival.com www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk

11 Atalanta Blue Tears (Radio edit) 12 The Popguns Still Waiting For The Winter 13 Jipsy Magic Rumspringa 14 ANEMO Pray (Ropey Romix) 15 The Woo!worths When I Become A Tyger 16 The Longing Sky feat. Julia Fitness fatal Forbearance 17 Arthur & The Pickled People Rainbow 18 Charos Borne I Will 19 tenek If I Should Fall – ep version 20 Vortex Generator Regenerate

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THE APPRENTICE s someone who makes a living from watching television programmes out of which I can then take the Michael, I'm always enormously thrilled by the return of The Apprentice. It's just one long stream of mirth-inducing idiocy.

Last week, then, was a double treat for me, because we had two whole glorious episodes, launching us into series eleven. The first saw our two competing sides – Team UtterlyClueless and Team CommonSenseOfATadpole – being packed off at the crack of dawn to London's Billingsgate Market. Once there, they had to buy a selection of fish and seafood, take this away, then quickly whip up a selection of lunchtime dishes that they could flog on the streets of London, targeting the "Yes, of course we're happy to eat dubious, overpriced food prepared by blatant ninnies" market.

The second set them the challenge of marketing and advertising a new shampoo containing cactus oil, a task that included filming their own TV advert ("It looked absolutely amazing, we was all buzzing off it..."), creating a huge digital billboard and pitching to a panel of industry types who didn't seem sure whether to snigger, weep or just cringe at the sheer toe-curling awfulness of what they were witnessing.

The main point of The Apprentice, despite what it may claim, is to take a bunch of young and youngish business people who reckon they're the bee's knees, encourage them to big themselves up in a laughable fashion (“I’m a Swiss Army knife of bouncy skills”) and then set them various challenges guaranteed to prick their egos, expose their inadequacies and bring them down a peg or twelve.

And obviously this is something of which, being well out of their age group, I wholeheartedly approve. The BBC comes in for a lot of stick – increasingly so – but The Apprentice continues to play a valuable role, taking thrusting, twentysomething business types, with their dreary clichés and their nasty suits and their relentless self-aggrandising, and their dispiriting lack of anything approximating to real wit, and making them look fantastically stupid. TV needs to do this more often.

Having said that, there's been one guy I've actually warmed to in this latest series. A guy called Dan, who dared to poke fun at the pompous process via which the teams choose their names, by suggesting his lot should call themselves Sugababes. Not the funniest gag in history, I grant you, but at least the sign of a guy with perspective.

In episode one, Dan also happily admitted to his weaknesses as a businessperson, which was hugely refreshing. And in episode two?

Sadly, Dan didn't appear in episode two. Honest, humble, funny – he was never going to last that long.

Mike Ward is the TV Critic of the Daily Star and the TV Editor of the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Hear him every Monday afternoon with Guy Lloyd on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 Twitter: @mikewardontv

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Brighton Comedy Festival Opening Night Gala Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 9 October 2015, ★★★★★ The Opening Night Gala in aid of the Sussex Beacon has a long-held tradition of mixing up some of the biggest names in comedy with the next superstars on their way up. Testament to this was tonight’s headline act Seann Walsh, who a few years ago was occupying one of the ‘promising new act’ slots with total aplomb. Tonight the prodigal Walsh was in brilliant form, a worthy closer even if he seemed slightly surprised by it.

Other treats included a short set from James Acaster, whose festival show has already sold out, playing with dry whimsy and delightful faux celebrity titbits. Elliott Steel was a new face to the Concert Hall’s stage, with an easy confidence and strong persona matched with the tightness and quality of his material.

Phil Jupitus as Porky The Poet held the room captive, proving once again that seeing a great performer performing something unfamiliar in this television age holds a magic of its own. And there were great short sets from local rising star Phil Jerrod, with memorable material on the rising bar to earn middle classness, as well as the engaging and always good Suzi Ruffell and strong and quirky Tom Allen. All MC’d by the caustic wit of Mr Simon Evans.

Diverse acts, proving that comedy can offer so many different things, a marvellous way to kick off this year’s Brighton Comedy Festival.

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Die Entführung aus dem Serail Glyndebourne, 11 October 2015 ★★★★★ David McVicar’s production takes for granted that the music is superlative and concentrates on the drama and the laughs. The enlightened Pasha Selim (a very virile and ardent Franck Saurel) is the focus of attention. His spoken role (the best baritone part Mozart never wrote) has time to develop and the singers profit from this passionate core. And what singers! Three splendid Americans, golden-voiced Benjamin Bliss as a princely Belmonte, James Kryshak, an endearingly neurotic Pedrillo and Rebecca Nelsen’s Blonde, wonderfully gymnastic in both voice and choreography. Clive Bayley’s sleazy Osmin steals every scene and Ana Maria Labin shines as the steadfast Konztanze. Christoph Altstaedt conducts at a driving pace that carries along all that spoken dialogue, an outstanding success!

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Ben Fogle: Call Of The Wild Assembly Hall, Worthing, 9 October 2015 ★★★★★ Ben's rise as TV's 'go-to wild adventurer' is not exactly a rags to riches affair. But it is a tale of dogged determination, a series of serendipitous events and sheer bloody mindedness. He is a case study in grasping every opportunity given to him, running with it and draining every last drop out of life's experiences. And it is an extraordinary tale: from BBC's social experiment 'Castaway', to zoo programmes, adventures with "nut-case" James Cracknell, endurance races and wilderness adventures. And yet he comes across as an extremely humble and grounded individual, a thoroughly decent and nice man. Just a shame the background photos didn't match topic.

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TUESDAY 20 Building Cars Live BBC2, 7.30pm James May, Kate Humble and Ant Anstead go live behind the scenes at the MINI Plant in Oxford (it’s a regular size, in case you were worried) to show us the incredible feat of modern car production in real time. Over two nights they reveal the science, engineering and the people that keep us road-worthy. Brom brom!

Witch Hunt: A Century Of Murder Channel Five, 9pm 400 years ago they didn’t internet troll outspoken women – no!

They accused them of witchcraft and put them on trial! Matthew Hopkins seized the zeitgeist of this pastime and declared himself Witchfinder General, bending the law and enjoying his consequent huge popularity.

Empire E4, 9pm It’s all going down in the world of blinged up music, and this lot don’t seem to be any less dramatic than the gaggle over on Nashville! Anika organises a surprise performance for Lucious, which also catches the attention of rapper Pitbull. And Hakeem is busy with his new girl band, Ménage a Trois. Of course.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Cook It 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Millionaires' Row 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Rosies 7.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Varjak 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts With Clara Reilly. How the death of a child from a plastic bullet outside her front door in Turf Lodge, Belfast during the height of the Troubles was the beginning of a campaign to stop further bloods.

9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts With Roberta Gray. A woman’s fight against depression and how she got her life back through a women’s centre.

10.00 Ordinary Lives 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Noise Reel Extra 11.15 Noise Reel Extra 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 Ordinary Lives 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Kathy finds herself torn and comes to a decision about her future. Kim attempts to carry on as normal. Pam tries to come to terms with her discovery.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Cara is shocked to the core when her husband's lover is admitted... in labour. On edge after his hostage ordeal, Guy is determined it won't have a detrimental effect on his work. Ollie and Zosia rally round as Mo puts on a brave face caring for her surrogate son.

9.00 River Thrilling police drama.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 KKK: The Fight For White Supremacy Documentary investigating America's most infamous supremacist group - the Ku Klux Klan.

11.35 Is Britain Racist? Racism has never been more socially unacceptable in Britain - three quarters of Britons claim they have no racial prejudice whatsoever.

Journalist Mona Chalabi investigates whether these statistics provide an accurate picture.

12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Home Away From Home 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 The Himalayas - Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip.

7.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands Paul Murton sets out to experience island life on the myriad of islands that lie off the Scottish coast.

7.30 Building Cars Live See highlights.

9.00 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone It's the semi-final of Gareth Malone's contest to find the nation's most entertaining amateur a cappella group. To earn their place in the grand final, the four groups left standing must rise to a unique challenge - combine vocals, choreography and a killer concept to create a video.

10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Joining Jools on the show this week are Duran Duran, Public Image Ltd., Miguel, Frazey Ford and Wolf Alice.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver Three-part series in which anthropologist professor Alice Roberts and archaeologist Neil Oliver go in search of the Celts.

12.15am Sign Zone: Face Of Britain By Simon Schama 1.15 Sign Zone: Countdown To Life: The Extraordinary Making Of You 2.15 Sign Zone: The Apprentice

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Cain looks for another suspect.

7.30 Deals, Wheels And Steals Six car dealers compete against each other to bag the best bargain car and sell it on for a profit.

8.00 Eternal Glory Richard Bacon presents the entertainment series in which a group of sporting legends battle it out to be crowned champion of champions.

9.00 Lewis Crime drama series.

When a college dean is found dead, an alchemic image is discovered by the body, denoting the first of four stages called The Magnum Opus. The team realise that there are three more murders to follow.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan’s guests include movie star Vin Diesel, Olympic champion Jessica Ennis-Hill, and legendary comedy duo Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse, with music and chat from the voice himself, Sir Tom Jones.

11.45 Benidorm The Garveys are alarmed by rumours of a gang kidnapping the unwary and stealing their organs so, when Michael sees a stranger bundling Madge into a car, they are convinced she is a victim.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Trevor is out for blood when he discovers a wicked betrayal.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Reality show following obsessive cleaners.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on the love between patients and their nearest and dearest. Sir John Cockburn, 89, arrives at St George's with acute abdominal pain.

10.00 My Big Fat Wedding Documentary about the clients and owners of a plus-size bridal boutique in Castleford, West Yorkshire. Brides come in all shapes and sizes, and nobody understands this better than Lucy and Paula, lifelong friends and owners of specialist bridal store The Big Day. 11.05 My Transgender Summer Camp Documentary about a controversial American camp for transgender adolescents and their parents.

12.05am PokerStars.com Shark Cage 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Gillette World Sport 1.55 Hever Castle Triathlon 2.20 Four Rooms 3.20 Location, Location, Location 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.05 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Rosamunde Pilcher's Valentine's Kiss (Part 2) (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Charlotte confides to Andy that she does not think that she ever stopped loving Zac, and the pair call time on their relationship.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland.

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series following life at the modern-day Skeldale Veterinary Centre, James Herriot's former practice.

9.00 Witch Hunt: A Century Of Murder See highlights.

10.00 CSI: Cyber US drama spin-off about the FBI's elite cyber-crime team. Avery and Nelson investigate a new cyber-threat that allows arsonists a less traceable method of starting fires in homes.

11.00 The Mysteries Of Laura Light-hearted crime drama series about a New York homicide detective.

When Laura's friend who owns a biker bar is found dead, she discovers that many people had a reason to run him out of town.

11.55 The Mysteries Of Laura Comedy drama series.

12.40am SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Underground 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.50 House Doctor H(x3) Victoria Nangle

kextraterrestrial Sky1

BBC3

BBC4

ITV2

ITV3

E4

More4

Film4

10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 How Gay Is Pakistan?

10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Together 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.05am Family Guy 12.30 Together 1.00 How Gay Is Pakistan? 2.00 Saving The Cyber Sex Girls: Stacey Dooley Investigates 3.00 How Gay Is Pakistan?

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Welsh Railways: Beating Beeching 8.00 Yellowstone: Unnatural Histories 9.00 Timeshift: The People's Liners Britain's Lost Pleasure Fleets 10.00 Close To The Edge (x2) 11.00 The Many Faces Of Les Dawson 12.00am When Wrestling Was Golden

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Tricked 10.00 Glitchy 10.30 The Job Lot 11.00 Release The Hounds 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.00 Glitchy

2.05pm Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Joanna Lumley's Trans-Siberian Adventure 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.40am Inspector Morse

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Hollyoaks Does Come Dine With Me 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Empire. See highlights.

10.00 Chewing Gum 10.30 How To... Show Off Your Talent 11.00 Rude Tube 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

10.55am FILM: Titanic (1953) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 The Restoration Man 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Homes By The Sea 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.15 Homes By The Sea

11.00am Down To The Sea In Ships (1949) 1.30pm Stalag 17 (1953) 3.55 The Cruel Sea (1953) 6.30 Mission: Impossible II (2000) 9.00 Mud (2012) 11.35 The Paperboy (2012) 1.45am The Selfish Giant (2013) 3.40 Close

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WEDNESDAY 21 Alexander Armstrong In The Land Of The Midnight Sun ITV1, 9pm You think there’s nothing going on in the Arctic Circle? With those long nights, this lot certainly find plenty to entertain themselves, as well as gazing in wonder at the splendour of nature. Natch.

Alexander Armstrong snorkels an underwater crevice and wrestles a female viking.

The Apprentice: You’re Fired BBC2, 10pm It’s the hunter-gatherer task this week, so whoever got knocked to the curb with this doozie is bound to get ribbed for paying over the odds for a pewter teapot, or some such random item. Jack Dee hosts this aftermath chat, with Romesh Ranganathan as regular panelist and new aide Claude Littner joining them.

Keith Lemon’s Back T’future Tribute ITV2, 9pm It’s the actual date of the day that Marty McFly took that swishlooking Delorean and whizzed into the world of hoverboards and a bad-tempered Biff despot. Yes, it’s clearly Back To The Future Day. Grab a red gilet, gaze frantically at your watch, and join Keith Lemon to celebrate.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Rosies 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Bookenders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Burn Up With Natalie 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn.

7.00 Millionaires' Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, outstanding, and unique dream houses.

7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 The Easy Riders Danny JohnJules and the boys head to France on the first leg of their charity bike odyssey and stop in for a nightcap at a local champagne vineyard.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: Homes For Veterans Home renovation series. Prince William and Prince Harry join Nick Knowles and the team to help turn run-down empty properties in Manchester into homes for veterans.

9.00 The Apprentice For the candidates it's an abrupt end to their day off as Lord Sugar sends instructions to pack a bag and head to the wartime tunnels underneath Dover Castle. Here, Lord Sugar has a message for the candidates - find nine items, negotiate the best possible price, and the team that spends the least amount of money will win this task.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

11.05 Reggie Yates: Race Riots USA A year on from the death of Michael Brown, the unarmed black teenager killed by a policeman in Ferguson, Missouri, Reggie Yates examines the position of AfricanAmericans in US society.

12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Pound Shop Wars 8.45 Terry And Mason's Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 Butterflies: A Very British Obsession - Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action.

7.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands Paul Murton sets out to experience island life on the myriad of islands that lie off the Scottish coast.

7.30 Building Cars Live James May, Kate Humble and Ant Anstead go live behind the scenes at the MINI Plant in Oxford to bring us the modern miracle of car production in real time.

9.00 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama Simon Schama explores the history of British portraiture. Simon explores how love portraits allow us to fulfil our craving to keep the ones we love close to us, fixing their faces in time.

10.00 The Apprentice: You're Fired See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Kirsty Wark.

11.15 Len Goodman's Dance Band Days Len Goodman takes a step back in time to the heyday of British dance bands.

12.15am Reginald D Hunter's Songs Of The South 1.15 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers' Northern Exposure 2.15 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Cain takes matters into his own hands.

7.30 Coronation Street Carla tears a strip off Aidan and Johnny. The Platts try to hold their nerve.

8.00 All Star Mr And Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to see who knows the most about their other half in a bid to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity. The couples hoping to win big this time are motoring expert Quentin Willson and his wife Michaela, former footballer Jermaine Jenas and his wife Ellie and TOWIE star Billie Faiers and her fiance Greg.

9.00 Alexander Armstrong In The Land Of The Midnight Sun See highlights.

10.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents extended highlights of all the English teams in action from the Champions League.

11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.45 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Mark Pougatch presents the best of the rest of the action from the two nights of Champions League football.

12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks There's no escape for three Hollyoaks villagers as they realise their lives are in danger.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Restoring Britain's Landmarks Documentary series. The team explore an extraordinary time capsule, Llwyn Celyn Farm, which has survived almost unchanged for 550 years.

9.00 Grand Designs Property design series. Stephen Yeoman and Anita Findlay want to put up a cutting edge, post-industrial house in the South Downs.

10.00 Million Pound Properties Documentary that reveals what a million pounds buys in the UK property market. Filmed over the course of a year, everything from Scottish castles to central London shoeboxes and council houses are featured. Kamal Hussein bought his four-bedroom North London council house from Islington Council for £157,000 in 2002 and it is now on the market for one million pounds.

11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George's Hospital in south west London.

12.05am MUSIC ON 4: Blink 12.30 FILM: Chennai Express (2013) 2.55 FILM: Double Indemnity (1944) 4.40 Fifteen To One 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Secrets Of Underground Britain 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Fatal Trust (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Josh tries to reach out to Evie to talk about his HSC, but she balks at the idea and declines his invitation.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of The Scammers Documentary series. Alexis Conran investigates new forms of financial fraud, meets the people who have lost money, and examines the clever tricks fraudsters use.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice. Dr Eleanor Beecraft fears her patient is in the middle of a drugs overdose.

9.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt.

Brian and Delroy cope with a shocking and escalating series of events. Paul and Phil take possession of a house but discover a full-scale cannabis factory inside.

10.00 Gift Of Life Documentary series which goes inside Newcastle's Institute of Transplantation to follow the emotional journeys of patients undergoing organ transplants.

11.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

12.45am SuperCasino 3.10 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

kextraterrestrial Sky

BBC3

BBC4

ITV2

ITV3

E4

More4

Film4

10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (2) 12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride (x2) 10.00 Russell Howard's Good News 10.30 Asian Provocateur 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Asian Provocateur 1.00 Together 1.30 Don't Tell The Bride 2.30 The Fear 3.00 Don't Tell The Bride

7.00pm News 7.30 Welsh Railways: Beating Beeching 8.00 Terry Wogan's Ireland 9.00 Planet Oil: The Treasure That Conquered The World 10.00 Ford's Dagenham Dream 11.00 The Great British Year 12.00am The Bridges That Built London With Dan Cruickshank 1.00 Domesday 2.00 Yellowstone

1.40pm Dinner Date 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 You've Been Framed!

4.30 FILM: Back To The Future (1985) 6.50 FILM: Back To The Future Part II (1989) 9.00 Keith Lemon's Back T'future Tribute. See highlights. 10.30 FILM: Back To The Future, Part III (1990) 12.50am Tricked

10.55am Inspector Morse 1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Hollyoaks Does Come Dine With Me 8.00 FILM: The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am New Girl

10.50am FILM: Geordie (1955) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 The Restoration Man 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Yellow Sky (1948) 1.05pm Santa Fe (1951) 2.50 To Hell And Back (1955) 5.05 Winchester '73 (1950) 6.55 Home Alone (1990) 9.00 Magic Mike (2012) 11.15 A Time To Kill (1996) 2.10am In Another Country (2012) 4.00 Close

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THURSDAY 22 My Son The Jihadi Channel 4, 9pm In 2011 Sally Evans discovered that her eldest son, Thomas, had left their home in Buckinghamshire to travel to Somalia to join an Islamist terrorist group. This documentary follows the family over nine months as they try to reconcile the boy they knew and the jihadipreaching man he has become.

Russell Howard’s Good News BBC2, 10pm If everything seems all doom and gloom in the world, fear not!

Russell Howard is on hand (along with a frankly unstoppable team of researchers) to dig out the positive news, the happy stories and the joyful tales and spread the word of good news. Join in live on the Twitter feed.

Drifters E4, 9pm Original comedy from the house of E4 about three best friends living in Leeds. Mark wants to leave the flat, which suits Meg down to the ground as she wants Bunny to move in. Let’s pause a second there and take in that there is someone called ‘Bunny’.

Right, but the competition is on for the big bedroom. Fun, fun, fun.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Easy Riders 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Bookenders 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

6.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport.

Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more.

10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it's got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented

by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders Kathy reels from her discovery and makes a drastic decision. Ronnie attempts to build bridges with her sister, but things don't quite go to plan. Denise and Patrick share a harsh reality with Kim. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by Weather.

8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations.

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry, discovering secrets and surprises from their past.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Grimsby.

11.35 This Week A political review of the week, presented by Andrew Neil.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

BBC2

6.15am Home Away From Home 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 The Great British Bake Off - The Class Of 2014 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 The Mating Game - Natural World Special 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands Paul Murton sets out to experience island life on the myriad of islands that lie off the Scottish coast.

8.00 World's Weirdest Events Chris Packham discovers the secrets behind a flame-filled firenado, unearths a very odd-looking living rock, and meets a team of oversized rats who save lives by sniffing out landmines.

9.00 The Last Kingdom Historical drama. It is AD 866. The life of Saxon boy Uhtred is turned upside-down by his father's defeat in the Danish invasion of York. Taken by Viking warlord Ragnar and raised as a Dane, his quest begins to regain the Saxon lands of his inheritance.

10.00 Russell Howard's Good News See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone Gareth Malone presents the search for the nation's best amateur a cappella group.

12.15am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.45 Sign Zone: Welcome To The Mosque 1.45 Sign Zone: Doctor Who

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale There is a development with Robert.

7.30 XXL Britain: Tonight Fiona Foster investiagtes the unsavoury eating habits of the British public.

More people in Britain now die from a bad diet than smoking. So why do so many people continue to eat unhealthy food and might a pioneering new drug treatment help us fight the flab?

8.00 Emmerdale Rewind to the night of Robert's shooting.

9.00 Unforgotten Second instalment of a six-part crime drama about an unsolved murder case. As the investigation in to Jimmy's death continues, Cassie and Sunny pay a visit to Father Robert Greaves. But, when the priest is unable to help identify the mysterious Jo-Jo, the duo move on to interview Eric Slater, a former bookkeeper to Arlingham House, who remembers Jimmy well.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Liverpool welcome Russian side Rubin Kazan to Anfield for the first European game since Brendan Rodger's departure.

11.55 Birds Of A Feather Essexbased sitcom.

12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 XXL Britain: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Grace begs Esther for one more chance to be a mum.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke presents the property design series.

George meets a young couple desperate to get onto the housing ladder who've come up with a radical plan to build a home made almost entirely from scrap with a budget of zero pounds. There's also a woman putting together a garden retreat out of reclaimed copper.

9.00 My Son The Jihadi See highlights.

10.00 First Dates Dating reality series following those looking for love in a restaurant. Hugo returns for another shot at love. He may have been born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but he's yet to strike gold on a date. Trainee opera singer Olympia takes centre stage for Hugo's encore performance. She ticks all the boxes, but will she hit enough high notes to win Hugo over?

11.05 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week's biggest shows.

12.10am SAS: Who Dares Wins 1.05 Embarrassing Fat Bodies 2.00 My Transgender Summer Camp 2.55 Location, Location, Location 3.50 Food Unwrapped 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.05 Fifteen To One

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Aurora Teagarden Mystery: Real Murders (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Oscar, Matt and Maddy hatch a plan to get Evie and Josh back together by bringing them both to Chris's party under false pretences.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Aircrash: Terror In The Sky Documentary reconstruction including CGI, dramatic re-enactments and cockpit voice recordings of a neardisaster in 1983.

8.00 World's Fastest Train A look at the engineering breakthroughs that made the France's high-speed TGV possible, including the Japanese bullet train and Stephenson's recordbreaking Rocket.

9.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys Documentary series in which Chris Tarrant explores the world's most extreme railway lines. Chris attempts to cross the length of Cuba, the only island in the Caribbean to boast an extensive railway network, from Havana in the west to the far east of the island.

10.00 FILM: Total Recall (2012) Starring Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston. Sci-fi thriller. In the late 21st century a factory worker looking for a break from his frustrating life visits a company that implants fake memories.

12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Britain's Horror Homes 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard's Good News Extra 11.20 Family Guy (x4) 12.45am How Gay Is Pakistan? 1.45 Saving The Cyber Sex Girls: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.40 Together 3.10 Dead Air 3.30 Asian Provocateur

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Chivalry And Betrayal: The Hundred Years War 9.00 A Very British Romance With Lucy Worsley 10.00 Servants: The True Story Of Life Below Stairs 11.00 Nigel Slater's Great British Biscuit 12.00am When The Circus Comes To Town

1.40pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed: Animals! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Glitchy 11.20 The Job Lot 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Guinness World Records

1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.55 Rising Damp 5.25 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Million Dollar Princesses 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Inspector Morse

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Hollyoaks Does Come Dine With Me 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Drifters. See highlights.

9.30 New Girl 10.00 The Mindy Project 10.30 Rude Tube 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Empire

11.35am FILM: Earthquake (1974) 2.00pm IPC Athletics World Championships 4.40 The Restoration Man 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Disappearing Britain 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am The Greatest Show On Earth (1952) 2.05pm The Andromeda Strain (1971) 4.40 The Frogmen (1951) 6.35 Fred Claus (2007) 9.00 The Lincoln Lawyer (2011) 11.20 Killer Joe (2011) 1.25am Dazed And Confused (1993) 3.35 Close

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FRIDAY 23 Unreported World Channel 4, 7.30pm Acid attacks are not as unfamiliar a concept as they once were, sadly. Reporter Giles Duley and director Leslie Knott visit a clinic for acid victims in Bangladesh, where many staff themselves are survivors of such assaults. They follow one young victim rebuilding her life, and the team that help her on that path.

NCIS: New Orleans Channel Five, 9pm We’re down South, which means that whereas some spies and secret folk have code names like ‘the Tiger’ or ‘the Jackal’ elsewhere, this elusive wanderer is known simply as ‘Baitfish’. Sort of sounds like a late night student comedy animation name, but we’re sure this Baitfish is terrifying. Really really scary.

Psychedelic Britannia BBC4, 10pm Between 1965 and 1970 a handful of dreamers dropped pop music into a tube with some colourful crystals and came out the other side with a psychedelic sound.

Man. A soundtrack to British R’n’B discovering LSD, and the end to any concept that every song had to stop at three minutes.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Northern Cuisine 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Best of Brighton Lights 2.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories.

7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future.

8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

9.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

9.30 Bored Gamers Redux Highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming.

10.00 The Science Magazine Show Panel discussion about sci-fi and reality.

11.00 Noise Reel 11.45 Noise Reel Extra 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 The Science Magazine Show 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Live 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Tensions rise in Albert Square when Marsden arrives, but who is she looking for?

8.30 Still Open All Hours 9.00 Have I Got News For You The satirical news quiz returns. Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Michael Sheen and guest panellists including Jon Richardson.

9.30 The Kennedys Family sitcom set in the 1970s. Brenda decides it's high time Jessop Square had its own version of Opportunity Knocks.

JessOpportunity Knocks.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Talk show. Joining Graham on the sofa are James Bond stars Daniel Craig and Naomie Harris, and pop superstar Sam Smith.

11.25 Asian Provocateur Documentary series.

11.55 FILM: When In Rome (2010) Starring Kristen Bell, Josh Duhamel.

Romantic comedy.

1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Gardeners' World 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.10 Bergerac 2.00 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off 4.30 Orangutans: The Great Ape Escape - Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip.

7.00 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass In the final masterclass of the series, Mary Berry makes a tennis cake based on the 19th century recipe that was the technical challenge from Victorian week.

8.00 Mastermind The specialist subjects in this heat are the history of Las Vegas, the Anne books by LM Montgomery, Paul Simon and the Western films of John Ford.

8.30 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine.

9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Armed with his 1913 railway guide, Michael Portillo travels the Habsburg imperial line from Vienna across the Semmering Pass, a handmade railway line blasted through the Alps.

10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry marshals miscellaneous military matters with Sheila Hancock, Jimmy Carr, Jeremy Clarkson and Alan Davies.

10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Artsnight Fleet Street legend Lynn Barber considers the idea of taking risks in art.

11.35 Later... With Jools Holland 12.35am FILM: Tommy (1975) 2.25 Sign Zone: Question Time 3.25 Sign Zone: Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Pete is horrified to learn the truth. Chas is in distress.

7.30 Coronation Street Will Jason spill all to Gary on the pub crawl?

Aidan thinks Carla is taking him for a mug.

8.00 Diet Fact, Diet Fiction?: Tonight Catherine Tyldesley investigates the pressure to have a perfect body and attempts to separate dieting facts from the myths.

8.30 Coronation Street Alya has a shocking proposal for Gary. Tyrone refuses to put a price on his family.

Eva makes quite an impression on Aidan.

9.00 FILM: Skyfall (2012) Starring Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, Javier Bardem, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Berenice Marlohe, Albert Finney, Ben Whishaw. James Bond returns to hunt a mysterious enemy that threatens to bring down MI6.

After dropping seemingly to his death on a failed mission, Bond's presumed demise leaves the job of boss M on the line.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 FILM: Skyfall (2012) Will Bond win? Only those watching NOW will know.

12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawnbrokers 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The Osbornes are furious with Jack's decision.

Meanwhile, a new family arrives in Hollyoaks. Grace panics when an old friend tracks her down. Is her secret about to be revealed?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World See highlights.

8.00 TFI Friday The return of the entertainment show hosted by Chris Evans.

9.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week's biggest shows as they watch them.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Alan's guests are actress Goldie Hawn, and comedian Romesh Ranganathan. Plus, there's music from Rudimental.

11.05 Celebrity Benchmark Celebrity version of the game show hosted by Paddy McGuinness. Ten celebrity 'Benchmarkers' help Alex Brooker and Jamelia go head-tohead. The celebrity benchmarkers are Katherine Ryan, Chris Ramsey, Jason Byrne, Susie Dent, James Haskell, Amy Childs, Bobby George, Edwina Currie and Jamie Laing.

12.05am First Dates 1.00 FILM: Max Payne (2008) 2.45 Supernatural 3.30 Four Rooms 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 Fifteen To One

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Fatal Acquittal (2014) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Matt cannot stop thinking about Maddy and confesses to VJ that he has a crush on her.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Secrets Of Great British Castles First of a six-part documentary series presented by journalist Dan Jones exploring the history and legends of the great fortresses that were once at the core of British power structures.

8.00 The CIA Kennedy Killing: Conspiracy Part-dramatised documentary series. Perhaps the most famous assassination in modern times is that of President John F Kennedy. But there are those who claim that the murder of his brother Robert six years later was the next chapter of that chilling story.

9.00 NCIS New Orleans See highlights.

10.00 NCIS US crime drama series.

After a bomb detonates in the dressing room at a military charity concert, the NCIS team must determine if the target was a washed-up 80s rocker or if the bomb was part of a larger scheme.

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles US police drama series.

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11.00 Zoo 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Gay & Under Attack: Reggie Yates' Extreme Russia 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard's Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x4) 12.45am Together 1.15 The Fear 1.45 Asian Provocateur 2.15 Russell Howard's Good News Extra

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Concerto - A Beethoven Journey 9.00 Tubular Bells: The Mike Oldfield Story 10.00 Psychedelic Britannia. See highlights. 11.00 Totally 60s Psychedelic Rock At The BBC 12.00am Arena: The Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour - Part 1 1.00 Tubular Bells

10.25am Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 Funniest Ever You've Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 11.35 FILM: Scary Movie 4 (2006) 1.15am The Almost Impossible Gameshow

10.55am Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild At Heart 3.15 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.05am FILM: Hamlet (1990)

4.00pm Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Hollyoaks Does Come Dine With Me 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Mechanic (2011) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 Drifters 12.25am Chewing Gum

10.25am Time Team 11.30 FILM: Chariots Of Fire (1981) 2.00pm IPC Athletics World Championships 5.10 Jamie's Comfort Food 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Returned 10.25 FILM: Whiteout (2009) 12.25am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.30 Grand Designs

11.00am Donovan's Reef (1963) 1.15pm The Virgin Queen (1955) 3.05 The Man From Laramie (1955) 5.15 War Of The Worlds (1953) 6.55 The Family Stone (2005) 9.00 Paul (2011) 11.05 Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) 1.05am R100 (2013) 3.15 Close

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SATURDAY 24 The X Factor ITV1, 8pm All through this weekend the final 24 hopefuls will be hobbling around the stage, manacled by the elaborate contortions they’ve put themselves into to keep everything crossed that they have done enough to pass Judges Houses. Olly and Caroline try to help, and you get to be the fifth judge with the X Factor app.

Doctor Who BBC1, 8.20pm Is it Adam Ant? Is it Dick Turpin?

Why, no – it’s a certain popular young lady last seen up to cunning activities in *insert your own adjective here* show, Game Of Thrones. Maisie Williams cuts a fine figure of an outlaw when she comes face to face with the Doctor, having hijacked some interstellar booty.

FILM: Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief Film4, 3.15pm Perfect for an Autumnal afternoon, when you’re after a family adventure romp mixing up teen rebellion, Greek gods, and a good old-fashioned odyssey.

Based on the popular teen book series, starring Logan Lerman, Steve Coogan, Uma Thurman, Pierce Brosnan, to name a few.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Noise Reel Extra 10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra 5.45 Noise Reel Extra 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

7.00 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn.

7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

8.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: The Lanes 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV's very own weekly Film Festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and new brand new work from film makers.

11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: The Lanes 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.35 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrity dance contest. Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman present another evening of glitter and glamour. The competition intensifies as the 12 remaining couples hit the dance floor and do ballroom battle to stay in the running for the glitterball trophy.

8.20 Doctor Who See highlights.

9.10 Casualty Hospital drama. Jacob helps a harassed teacher to accept help, but can he take his own advice?

10.00 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws.

10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League.

11.50 The Apprentice For the candidates it's an abrupt end to their day off as Lord Sugar sends instructions to pack a bag and head to the wartime tunnels underneath Dover Castle. Here, Lord Sugar has a message for the candidates - find nine items, negotiate the best possible price, and the team that spends the least amount of money will win this task. Toughening up his approach, Lord Sugar ensures half the team are tasked with searching the Kent coast while the other half are instructed to set sail for France.

12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News

6.10 Flog It! Antiques series.

7.00 Gardeners' World Gardening magazine.

7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys Armed with his 1913 railway guide, Michael Portillo travels the Habsburg imperial line from Vienna across the Semmering Pass, a handmade railway line blasted through the Alps.

8.30 Dad's Army Wartime sitcom.

Captain Mainwaring and the men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard take to the water when they acquire a platoon boat.

9.00 QI XL Quiz show. Stephen Fry hosts with Sheila Hancock, Jeremy Clarkson, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies.

9.45 Formula 1: US Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights Suzi Perry introduces qualifying highlights of the US Grand Prix from Austin, Texas.

Nico Rosberg roared to pole 12 months ago, his ninth of the season, in windy Texan conditions.

11.00 Top Coppers Cop-show comedy series.

11.30 FILM: The Quiet American (2002) Starring Michael Caine, Brendan Fraser, Do Thi Hai Yen, Rade Sherbedgia. Saigon, 1952. A jaded English journalist finds himself embroiled in the politics of war through a troubled love triangle.

1.00am (BST) FILM: The Night Of The Generals (1967)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Homes Under The Hammer 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 Final Score 5.30 BBC News 5.40 South East Today 5.45 Pointless Celebrities

6.40am FILM: The Magic Box (1951) 8.25 FILM: Angels One Five (1954) 10.00 Animal Park 11.00 Animal SOS 11.30 Animal SOS 12.00pm The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 1.00 Hollywood Actresses: Talking Pictures 1.50 FILM: Gypsy (1962) 4.10 Earth's Wildest Waters - The Big Fish UK 5.10 World's Weirdest Events

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.25 Adventure Time 7.45 Avengers Assemble 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.15 Countrywise 10.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.50 ITV News & Weather 11.55 Downton Abbey 1.00pm The X Factor 3.00 Rugby World Cup: Semi-final 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather The latest headlines from around the world.

7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts as four celebrities come together as a team in order to take on one of the countries finest quiz brains. Fiona Bruce, Rick Edwards, Kate Humble and Joe Swash join forces in an attempt to win thousands of pounds for their chosen charities, but who will they have to outrun in order to win the money?

8.00 The X Factor See highlights.

10.25 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes to the studio Doc Martin star Martin Clunes, ballet legend and Strictly judge Darcey Bussell, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and The World's End star Nick Frost, with music from platinum selling artist John Newman.

11.30 ITV News; Weather The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast.

11.45 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith presents highlights of the first Rugby World Cup semi-final from Twickenham with analysis from Ugo Monye and David Flatman.

12.30am ITV Changed My Life 1.25 (BST) Jackpot247 3.00 (GMT) Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 How I Met Your Mother 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.55 Come Dine With Me 11.25 Come Dine With Me 11.55 Come Dine With Me 12.25pm Come Dine With Me 12.55 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.05 Couples Come Dine With Me 4.55 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.40 Channel 4 News 6.05 Location, Location, Location Property advice series with Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer.

7.00 Grand Designs Property design series.

8.00 The Sex Change Spitfire Ace Documentary which tells the extraordinary story of the relationship between two of the most remarkable pioneers of the 20th century: Michael Dillon - the world's first woman to transition to a man, and Roberta Cowell - Britain's first man to become a woman.

9.00 It Was Alright In The 1980s Documentary which revisits TV in the 1980s. This episode explores how 80s television portrayed the nation's fears of such perceived threats as nuclear war, heroin, glue-sniffing, stranger danger and AIDS. 10.00 Gogglebox Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques of the week's biggest shows as they watch them.

11.05 TFI Friday The return of the entertainment show hosted by Chris Evans. Guests on this edition include Justin Bieber, Dawn French, Macklemore and Lewis, Nicholas Hoult and Hurts.

12.10am Fargo 1.05 FILM: (BST) The Fourth Kind (2009) 1.40 (GMT) Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.35 (GMT) Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.50 Hugh's 3 Good Things 4.55 River Cottage Bites 5.05 Fifteen To One

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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.40 Little Princess 7.55 Pip Ahoy! 8.10 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.30 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.45 Wanda And The Alien 9.00 Toby's Travelling Circus 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Cowboy Builders 11.35 Cowboy Builders 12.30pm FILM: Paper Angels (2014) 2.15 FILM: Columbo: A Case Of Immunity (1975) 3.45 FILM: Columbo: A Deadly State Of Mind (1975) 5.10 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!

6.10 Now That's Funny! Clip show.

7.05 Psycho Pussies: When Cats Attack One-off documentary from the makers of Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud, using online clips and live case studies to explore some feline bad behaviour.

8.05 5 News Weekend 8.10 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest tech. Amy and Jason give the latest health apps a check up, Jon reveals which tech can keep car insurance down, and Ortis and Amy reveal which next-generation TVs turn them on.

9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley introduce highlights of all the weekend's games. It's a weekend of enticing derbies in the Championship, among the most fiercely contested is likely to be Blackburn and Burnley at Ewood Park, while in the capital Brentford head to Charlton.

10.25 FILM: The Fifth Element (1997) Starring Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Milla Jovovich, Ian Holm, Chris Tucker. Luc Besson's highoctane adventure is set mostly in the 23rd century.

12.50am Star Trek: The True Story 1.40 (BST) SuperCasino 3.10 (GMT) The Gift Of Life 4.00 Secrets Of The Scammers 4.55 Make It Big 5.20 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm The F1 Show 1.00 Modern Family (x4) 3.00 Futurama (x4) 5.00 The Flash 6.00 Modern Family (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Landscape Artist Of The Year 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard's Good News (x2) 10.00 FILM: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) 11.35 Family Guy (x6) 1.50am (BST) Asian Provocateur 1.20 (GMT) Russell Howard's Good News (x2) 2.20 The Fear 2.50 Great TV Mistakes

7.00pm Captain Cook: The Man Behind The Legend 8.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 9.00 Arne Dahl 10.00 Arne Dahl 11.00 Psychedelic Britannia 12.00am Totally 60s Psychedelic Rock At The BBC 1.00 (BST) Arena: The Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour - Part 1 1.00 (GMT) Top Of The Pops: 1980

2.00pm Tricked 3.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 4.00 You've Been Framed! 4.35 FILM: Happy Feet (2006) 6.40 FILM: Lost In Space (1998) 9.20 James Bond's Spectre - With Jonathan Ross 10.25 The Xtra Factor 11.25 Celebrity Juice 12.10am The Almost Impossible Gameshow 1.10 Tricked

6.00am Rising Damp 6.25 Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.30 Bertie And Elizabeth 10.30 Sherlock Holmes: The Hound Of The Baskervilles 12.40pm Inspector Morse 3.00 Agatha Christie's Marple 5.00 Lewis 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Lewis 12.00am (BST) Inspector Morse 1.05 (GMT) Wycliffe

9.30am Made In Chelsea 10.35 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 11.30 FILM: A Turtle's Tale: Sammy's Adventures (2010) 1.15pm Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 1.30 The Goldbergs (x2) 2.30 The Big Bang Theory (x13) 9.00 FILM: Skyline (2010) 10.50 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.55 The IT Crowd (x2) 1.00am Tattoos After Dark

11.50am FILM: The Quiet Man (1952) 2.30pm IPC Athletics World Championships 4.40 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.55 Homes By The Sea (x2) 7.05 FILM: Porridge (1979) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.05 Dogging Tales 12.20am Sex Party Secrets

11.00am The Rare Breed (1966) 1.00pm Mirror Mirror (2012) 3.15 Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010). See highlights. 5.45 Australia (2008) 9.00 Faster (2010) 10.55 Spring Breakers (2012) 12.45am (BST) The Reef (2010) 1.25 (GMT) Inferno (1980) 4.05 Close

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SUNDAY 25 Jekyll And Hyde ITV1, 6.30pm What happens when other people know more about your past than you do? Well, provided you’re not just hanging out with nosey genealogists, you leave your adoptive parents in Ceylon and hotfoot it over to 1930s London on a journey of selfdiscovery. With intrigue and adventure at every turn, natch.

Strictly Come Dancing ITV1, 7.15pm Tune in for the dance off, as those evil spotlights seek out your favourite celebrity dancers to whittle them down in the countdown to Christmas (pardon us, we really didn’t mean to say the C-word). Will Young performs to distract the nerves while we wait patiently to find out who will be next to put a brave face on it.

FILM: Back To The Future ITV2, 2.05pm Not only is this Back To The Future, but hot on its heels is Back To The Future Part II, and Back To The Future Part III. This is what we like to call ‘a project afternoon’. Get the popcorn in, a big bottle of pop and a notepad to jot down which future predictions did and didn’t come true. Great Scot, indeed.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 The Music of Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Latest Homes Live 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

6.30 The Science Magazine Show Andrew Holding gives an overview of breast cancer overview, followed by a studio discussion.

7.00 The Easy Riders The lads are back on their bikes as the road trip continues. As they enter Spain, we meet MotoGP legend Randy Mamola and learn about Matt's love of oranges.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV's very own weekly Film Festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and new brand new work from film makers.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos.

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6.05 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile Matt Baker and Shauna Lowry explore North Wales.

Matt joins the Jones family in Conwy at the start of the mussel-fishing season, then pays a visit to San Sior Primary School in Llandudno, where the children have started keeping bees with a view to selling the honey.

7.15 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow visits Bolsover Castle in Derbyshire. There's childhood nostalgia aplenty when the team appraise two original illustrations for Roald Dahl's story Fantastic Mr Fox and a collection of Star Wars toys, complete with boxes.

Glass specialist Andy McConnell is thrilled by a daughter's quest to find a replacement Venetian glass figure for her mother.

9.00 From Darkness Psychological crime drama. Claire risks everything in her battle to stop the killer. But when the truth emerges and tragedy strikes, will she finally be able to overcome the darkness and fight for justice?

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Formula 1 2015 Formula 1 2015.

12.00am FILM: Wake Wood (2010) 1.25 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

6.00 Britain's Classroom Heroes 2015 Dan Snow is joined by a host of stars including Richard Blackwood, Laurence Fox and Sarah Hadland, along with prime minister David Cameron to celebrate Britain's Classroom Heroes at the Royal Opera House in London's Covent Garden.

7.00 Caribbean With Simon Reeve Travel series. Simon begins his journey on the island of Hispaniola and its two very different countries the Dominican Republic, a tourist hotspot, and Haiti, the poorest country in the western hemisphere.

8.00 Earth's Wildest Waters - The Big Fish UK Documentary series exploring the incredible world of fishing, presented by Ben Fogle.

9.00 Britain's Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Action-packed series looking at the Red Arrows and the RAF's finest aerial display teams.

The airshows come thick and fast for the RAF's display teams. The Red Arrows mark the end of an era, flying with the mighty Vulcan Bomber.

10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights and analysis of the day's three Premier League matches plus a round-up of the weekend's earlier action, introduced by Mark Chapman.

11.20 Family Guy Comedy.

11.40 Family Guy Comedy.

12.00am FILM: Trishna (2011) 1.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile Autumn Special 2.45 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.15 Autumn's Supermarket Secrets 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 DIY SOS: Homes For Veterans 5.50 BBC News

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 6.45 The Big Allotment Challenge 7.45 Countryfile Autumn Special 8.45 Gardeners' World 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.45 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 11.45 Terry And Mason's Great Food Trip 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 American Football: Buffalo Bills v Jacksonville Jaguars 5.00 The Railway: Keeping Britain On Track

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 7.45 Avengers Assemble 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Horrible Science 9.25 FIA Formula E Championship Highlights 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.35pm The X Factor 3.00 Rugby World Cup: Semi-final 6.15 ITV News Meridian 6.20 ITV News; Weather 6.30 Jekyll And Hyde See highlights.

7.30 The X Factor This weekend the final 24 hopefuls will be live in the X Factor studio in London to discover if they have done enough to make it past the final hurdle with their Judges' Houses performance and secure an all-important spot in the live shows.

9.00 Downton Abbey Period drama following the lives of the aristocratic Crawley family and their servants at Downton Abbey. Opinions are divided above and below stairs when Tom and Mary open Downton Abbey to the public for a day in aid of the hospital. Headmaster Mr Dawes has a proposition for Mr Molesley and Baxter is thrown into turmoil when she receives an unexpected letter.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Rugby World Cup Highlights Highlights of the second Rugby World Cup semi-final from Twickenham with analysis from Ugo Monye and David Flatman.

11.05 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership All the action from round two of the Aviva Premiership.

12.05am River Monsters 12.35 Jackpot247 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am Kirstie's Vintage Gems 6.15 How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Plusnet Yorkshire Marathon 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 The Simpsons 1.55 FILM: Furry Vengeance (2010) 3.45 FILM: Dr Seuss' The Lorax (2012) 5.30 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Homes By The Sea Architectural designer Charlie Luxton embarks on a journey to visit some of Britain's best homes by the sea.

Charlie is in Scotland, visiting the Solway coast of Dumfries and Galloway. He goes to the picturesque port of Kirkcudbright, and the White House - an amazing design taking its inspiration partly from local lighthouses and a Russian architectural masterpiece.

8.00 Great Canal Journeys Travel series with Timothy West and Prunella Scales. In the first of a new series, the couple goes in search of London's lost route to the sea.

9.00 Homeland American drama.

Jonas and Carrie revisit her past.

Quinn stalks his prey.

10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a comedy version of the famous words and numbers quiz with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and guests Reginald D Hunter and Aisling Bea. 11.05 FILM: Killing Them Softly (2012) Starring Brad Pitt, Scoot McNairy, Richard Jenkins, Ray Liotta, James Gandolfini. Witty crime thriller.

12.55am Grand Designs 1.50 Come Dine With Me (x4) 3.45 Food Unwrapped 4.10 Four Rooms 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.00am Peppa Pig 6.05 Bananas In Pyjamas 6.20 Angelina Ballerina 6.30 Bob The Builder 6.45 Tickety Toc 6.55 Make Way For Noddy 7.05 Paw Patrol 7.25 Little Princess 7.45 Pip Ahoy!

8.00 Blaze And The Monster Machines 8.20 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.35 Football League Tonight 10.00 Great South Run 12.30pm Chinese Food In Minutes 12.40 Cowboy Builders 1.40 FILM: Loch Ness (1996) 3.40 FILM: Disney's The Shaggy Dog (2006) 5.30 FILM: Peter Pan (1953) 7.00 5 News Weekend 7.05 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) Starring Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Ken Leung, Tom Wilkinson, Tzi Ma, Robert Littman, Mark Rolston, Rex Linn, Julia Hsu and Michael Chow.

Fast-talking knockabout comedy set in Los Angeles. A Hong Kong cop is called in when the Chinese consul's daughter is kidnapped. But chaos ensues when he teams up with a flashy LAPD officer assigned to keep him away from the action.

9.00 2015 MTV European Music Awards Coverage of the MTV European Music Awards, live from Milan. Hosted by Ed Sheeran and Ruby Rose, and featuring performances from some of the biggest names in music.

11.05 20 Moments That Rocked Pop Clip show looking at the stars, groups and events that have shaped popular music. From Madonna's controversial 'Like a Prayer' video to the impact of Live Aid, this show documents the milestones of pop with contributions from many of the artists involved including Midge Ure, Paul Young and Pete Waterman.

12.25am FILM: The House Bunny (2008) 2.10 SuperCasino 4.10 Secrets Of The Scammers 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard's Good News (x2) 10.00 FILM: Hannibal Rising (2007) 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 The Fear 1.15 Together 1.45 Asian Provocateur 2.15 Russell Howard's Good News (x2) 3.15 Together 3.45 Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth

7.00pm Timeshift: The People's Liners - Coastal Cruisers 8.00 The Somme: Secret Tunnel Wars 9.00 Every Breath We Take: Understanding Our Atmosphere 10.00 FILM: False Trail (2011) 12.05am The End Of The World? A Horizon Guide To Armageddon 1.05 When Wrestling Was Golden

9.10am The X Factor 11.35 Coronation Street Omnibus 2.05pm FILM: Back To The Future (1985). See highlights. 4.25 FILM: Back To The Future Part II (1989) 6.35 FILM: Back To The Future, Part III (1990) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 12.40am Viral Tap 1.20 Reality Bites

10.00am Rosemary And Thyme (x2) 12.05pm Inspector Morse 2.20 Lewis 4.10 Midsomer Murders 6.10 Countrywise: The Real Downton 7.15 Wycliffe 9.00 Les Dawson: An Audience With That Never Was 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.30 FILM: Angela's Ashes (1999) 1.25am Agatha Christie's Marple

9.00am Made In Chelsea 10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Hollyoaks Does Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.05 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 8.00 FILM: The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) 10.05 Gogglebox (x2) 11.40 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.45am Drifters 1.20 Chewing Gum 1.50 How To...

8.55am Great Canal Journeys (x4) 1.20pm IPC Athletics World Championships 3.30 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 9.00 Nazi Megastructures 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies 1.15 Nazi Megastructures

11.00am The Overlanders (1946) 1.00pm Coraline (2009) 3.05 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) 5.05 Gulliver's Travels (2010) 6.40 Mission: Impossible II (2000) 9.00 The Grey (2011) 11.15 The Change-Up (2011) 1.25am Volver (2006) 3.45 Close

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MONDAY 26 How To Stop Your Nuisance Calls: Channel 4 Dispatches Channel 4, 8pm You’re settling in on the settee for the night, and the phone goes and your heart sinks. Undercover footage from one call centre reveals who the phone spammers call, and what happens when you ask them not to call. Reporter Seyi Rhodes gets to the bottom of the harassment the true figures.

Modern Times BBC2, 9pm Did you know that dukedoms are created by the monarch, and that the last one was created by Queen Victoria? This documentary looks at what it means to be a duke these days, from being brought up in a stately pile with heaps of servants, to heading up the only private army in Europe. Interesting lot, dukes.

Made In Chelsea E4, 9pm Is Made In Chelsea really any different from TOWIE or Jersey Shores? It’s all about young people doing silly young people things that people do the world over. Falling in love, hurting each other, wishing they hadn’t, and making grand gestures – and then repeating them for the cameras. Jamie fancies Jess.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Science Magazine Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Easy Riders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 The Science Magazine Show 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Science Magazine Show Andrew Holding gives an overview of breast cancer overview, followed by a studio discussion.

7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Rotterdam and Brighton.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Science Magazine Show 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Housing Enforcers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Edge 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 My Life On A Plate 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Rachel Royce continues the story of the Bulgarian couple who arrived in January.

Natalie Graham discovers how postal employees are protecting the vulnerable from postal scams. And Robin Gibston meets the survivors of the IRA bombing of a Maidstone pub 40 years ago.

8.00 EastEnders With emotions high, Sharon makes a drastic decision - but her day takes a turn when she learns a worrying truth. Ben and Kathy reach breaking point. Paul attempts to help Pam and Les. 8.30 Panorama Current affairs.

9.00 Traffic Cops Documentary series following the traffic police as they enforce the law on some of Britain's busiest and most dangerous roads.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

11.20 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most.

12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

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6.15am Home Away From Home 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 The Edge 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Britain's First Photo Album 1.30 Formula 1: US Grand Prix Highlights 3.00 The Box 3.30 The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 4.30 Killer Whales - Beneath The Surface: Natural World 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 FA Cup 1st Round Draw Mark Chapman presents live coverage of 2015's FA Cup 1st round draw.

7.30 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands Paul Murton examines the mechanics required to keep the 70 islands in the Orkney archipelago connected.

8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in this quiz series for students.

8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell.

9.00 Modern Times See highlights.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests James Acaster, Matt Forde, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines.

11.15 Britain's Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Action-packed series looking at the Red Arrows and the RAF's finest aerial display teams.

12.15am Face Of Britain By Simon Schama 1.15 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 2.15 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are?

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Pick Me 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV Evening News 7.00 Emmerdale Pete makes preparations.

7.30 Coronation Street Tyrone's shocked when Hope is rushed to hospital.

8.00 Countrywise Ben Fogle heads to the breath-taking Cumbrian Fells to try his hand at sheep dog training with shepherdess extraordinaire Katy Cropper.

8.30 Coronation Street Tyrone's day goes from bad to worse.

9.00 Doc Martin Drama series about a curmudgeonly country doctor and his patients in Cornwall. After Martin and Louisa tell Dr Timoney about their failed date night, she questions their ultimate compatibility. Erica, the new art teacher at Portwenn school, moves in with her daughter Bernie.

Louisa's happiness at finding a permanent teacher is short lived when Erica asks to try out some rather alternative ideas on the children.

10.00 ITV News At Ten 10.45 The Job Lot Sitcom set in a West Midlands job centre. Karl tries to prove to Natalie he can be more dynamic.

11.15 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery about a sleuthing writer.

12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Posh Pawn 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The Roscoe family are broken from the aftermath of Hollyoaks Pride.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 How To Stop Your Nuisance Calls: Channel 4 Dispatches See highlights.

8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover the truth about our food. Jimmy wants to know if there are any easier ways to get the meat out of a fiddly crustacean, so heads to Cornwall to meet a crab specialist.

9.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins Documentary series in which a group of ex-Special Forces soldiers recreate the SAS selection process. Following a brutal first stage, only 20 recruits remain.

10.00 Fargo Second series of the US crime drama, set 30 years before the events of the first. The Gerhardts receive a surprising offer, while two unlikely murderers do their best to clean up a mess of their own making.

11.20 It Was Alright In The 1980s Documentary.

12.20am Undercover Boss Australia 1.10 FILM: Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-Leela (2013) 3.45 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Fifteen To One 5.30 1001 Things You Should Know

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6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly's Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Paw Patrol 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Yorkshire Vet 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS New Orleans 3.15 Rosamunde Pilcher's Coming Home, Part 1 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash is distressed to find out that Phoebe thinks Kyle would make a better father than he would.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest tech, presented by Jon Bentley, Jason Bradbury, Ortis Deley and Amy Williams.

8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the high-speed police interceptors.

9.00 Benefits Britain: The Millionaire Thief Documentary. Kim claims to have shoplifted more than £2 million worth of goods. After 30 convictions she has finally gone straight, but can she find a job that will pay her what she thinks she is worth? Daniel says he wants a job, but that the government is stopping him - they are paying him so much in benefits, why should he bother?

10.00 Britain's Horror Homes Documentary series about people whose lives have been turned upside down when their home became a living nightmare.

11.00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt.

12.00am Now That's Funny! 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 The Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Modern Family (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Muppets 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Duck Quacks Don't Echo 10.00 Bring The Noise 11.00 Mount Pleasant 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don't Tell The Bride 9.00 The World's Worst Place To Be A Woman? Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Fear 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am The Fear 1.00 The World's Worst Place To Be A Woman? Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.00 Saving The Cyber Sex Girls

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Refugees Of The Lost Rainforest 8.00 The Secret Life Of Books: The Mill On The Floss 8.30 Britain On Film 9.00 The Great British Year 10.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 11.00 Servants: The True Story Of Life Below Stairs 12.00am A Wolf Called Storm: Natural World Special

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You've Been Framed! (X2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Quantum Of Solace (2008) 11.05 James Bond’s Spectre - With Jonathan Ross 12.05am Celebrity Juice

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.15 In Loving Memory 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 The Mafia With Trevor McDonald 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Marchlands 12.05am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 2 Broke Girls 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea. See highlights.

10.00 Scream Queens 11.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.55am New Girl

11.05am FILM: Battle Of The River Plate (1956) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.30 IPC Athletics World Championships 5.45 A Place In The Sun 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under (x2) 1.05am The Supervet

11.00am The Cruel Sea (1953) 1.35pm Planet Of The Apes (1968) 3.50 Stalag 17 (1953) 6.15 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) 9.00 Rush Hour 3 (2007) 10.45 Pusher (2012) 12.30am 48 Hrs (1982) 2.20 Patience (After Sebald) (2012) 4.00 Close