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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Midwinter Ceilidh The best-loved winter knees-up on the block. Anyone who’s ever been to this annual step-fest will know the score: with Ceilidh maestros the Sussex Pistols at the helm (plus resident caller), you’ll soon be Stripping the Willow and dancing festive reels with the best of them.

Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 22 December 2015, £8/5 (family ticket £22), brightondome.org

Electric Six ‘Danger! High Voltage!’ and many more enjoyable tunes from the mix of funk, rock and disco that is Electric Six. With their comic touch on live performances and the enthusiasm put into their shows this is one not to miss!

Concorde2, 5 December, £12.50, www.concorde2.co.uk

White Mink: Electro Swing Speakeasy The sounds and style of the 1920s & 30s turned upside down and smuggled into the 21st century... A glorious clubnight that’s been garnering acclaim across the country.

The Old Market, 4 December, £15, www.theoldmarket.com

Gittins To Know You – Cardinal Burns

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love curiosity. It’s one of the first things we learn to express. What’s that? Why is this like this? Why isn’t it like that? What does that taste of? Why did you let me taste that? It takes you out the front door and into the wide world adventureland that offers up the new experiences and wonders that spark the imagination and tickle the brain. My latest foray into the new took me to a taster treat of opera at the Emporium, served up with context, cheek and a lovely Thai curry. I was captivated. And the night before I was sharing the thrill of what exactly Steampunk death metal might actually sound like and planning to get tickets asap.

It’s not just eclectic tastes, as that would imply a consistency and an education in the wonders I find. It’s more of a playground with loads to do, and a glee at discovering a new corner of it I had hitherto been unaware of. I’ve tried mountain-boarding, ballroom dancing, crochet...

I even had a go at making ‘scotch’ – you know, from scotch eggs – when I first left home without the first clue as to what went into it. I was shiftily told by my flatmate that I had invented savoury lardy-cake. Not my intention, but an adventure nonetheless.

I do hang onto some things that have caught my fancy over the years.

Becoming a comedy geek doesn’t happen overnight, and nor does a healthy trade in homemade banana bread (I don’t actually sell it but it does serve for birthdays, dinners and once even a haircut). But I discovered my love of these through my worldly meanderings. It’s good to explore. Like trying avocado again when you’re a bit older – tastes change and develop, although I did have to be pressed into trying that one. And Brighton is the land of plenty when it comes to adventures.

The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing, Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, 20 November, £8, www.blamedfornothing.com/shows Wednesday, September 30th, 2015 Chesney Hawkes + Elliott Percival Born into a musical family (his father is the singer Chip Hawkes, formerly with the 1960s band The Tremeloes), Chesney Hawkes’ own career began at 19, when he appeared as the title character in the film Buddy’s Song alongside Roger Daltrey.

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Cardinal Burns, David Elm and other special guests are the latest big names from comedy to join Brian Gittins for his monthly show in the Lanes venue. Keep an eye out for this one, as previous headliners have included Stewart Lee, Tim Key and Al Murray, alongside local up-andcoming acts.

Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, 15 October 2015, £8, www.drinkinbrighton.co.uk

Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science; take a Discovery ticket

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Latest People We Bop at Rugby World Cup; Next Hot Model UK; Hickstead

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Hairspray The musical arrives at Theatre Royal Brighton

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Festival Of The Spoken Nerd Exclusive interview with the smartest funny show in town

11 Andrew Bullock The rise of car crash telly 12 Digital Nation A new TV programme made in Brighton, broadcasting on the BBC and across the UK 15 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 15 Jessica on Film Robert De Niro’s calling 16 Theatre Royal competition Win Ralph Steadman print 17 Cook It! Food For Friends delights 18 Andrew Kay Pride’s Rainbow Fund shines 19 Brighton Writes Joe Fuller & Brighton’s Arty 20 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 22 Reviews & Chart What’s happening, and what we reckon!

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Dr Caroline Oprandi Keeping you up to date with science and technology at PACA e are off to a flying start at PACA STEM centre. All of the KS3 pupils are busy designing the bodywork for the Greenpower car. It will then be decided via a competition which team will have their model design selected for the real thing.

Greenpower is an initiative where school children from all over the country get to design, build and race an electric powered race car. Last year the International Final was held at Goodwood. The Greenpower car arrives as a kit and various school children during PACA’s STEM afterschool club have been constructing the backbones of the car. We are very lucky that Ricardo engineering have offered their support to this project.

Also, I recently met with the Dean of the College of Life, Health and Physical Sciences from the University of Brighton, Professor Andrew Lloyd. He had heard all about the fantastic opportunities that we are giving the pupils at Portslade and has kindly offered his support to PACA’s STEM centre.

Not one to miss an opportunity, I quickly asked Andrew if we could use their 3D printers to print out the winning Greenpower car design.

University of Brighton have an excellent engineering department and Andrew has agreed that we can also use their wind tunnel in order to assess the final aerodynamics of the design. What better way is there to teach kids aerodynamics, forces and speed; inspiring both boys and girls to take an interest in physics and engineering? The pupils will also get the opportunity to test drive the car in the playground and work out the speed at which they are travelling (it won’t be too fast though, just in case any worried parents are reading this!)

This project isn’t just about the final car and entering the International Finals. Although there is plenty of science within this project, the children are also thinking creatively, making models out of clay and designing presentation for the final Dragon’s Den style competition. They are developing team working skills, problem solving skills and project management skills. There is an excited hum coming from the classrooms and plenty of smiles on pupil’s faces and above all… the science teachers too!

Furthermore, the children are busy writing sponsorship letters to potential sponsors, so if you fancy having your name on the winning car (there will be plenty of press involved in the International Race Final) then let us know here at Portslade Aldridge Community Academy.

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ith our Discovery ticket, unique and picturesque Sussex sights and secrets are just one bus ride away. Today, we’re highlighting one of the most beautiful manor houses still standing in England, Penshurst Place. Built in 1341, Penshurst Place has been described as “the grandest and most perfectly preserved example of a fortified manor house in all England”. Experience the charm and majesty of the manor through a tour of 10 rooms open to the public including the impressive medieval Baron’s Hall.

After you’ve seen the art and architecture inside, why not explore the vibrant, beautiful gardens and grounds? The estate is one of the largest privately owned in the South East of England with 2,500 acres of parkland, woodland and farmland.

There’s a woodland trail to discover key areas of interest and the wonderful wildlife of the countryside as well as an adventure playground for the kids.

Once you’re finished exploring, head into The Toy Museum with a collection of toys from Yootha Rose, stage designer, artist and royal toymaker, as well as toys from generations of the owners of the estate, the Sidney family, including many new ones from the present day owners.

Then finish off the day with refreshments at one of the estate’s restaurants: head to the Porcupine Pantry, one of Kent’s top 10 places for afternoon tea, or the Garden Restaurant which offers a selection of quality upmarket home-cooked style hot and cold lunch menus during the seasonal opening hours.

To learn more about history and splendour of Penshurst Place, head over to www.penshurstplace.com You can travel to the estate on Routes 231 or 233 with Metrobus: www.metrobus.co.uk/places-to-go/attractions/penshurst-place You can also head there on Route 29 with Brighton & Hove Buses: www.buses.co.uk/travel/service.aspx?serviceId=1173 English National concessionary passes are also accepted.

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LATEST PEOPLE Local choir sing at Rugby World Cup e Bop appeared at Brighton Community Stadium this weekend to sing national anthems of the teams playing the Rugby World Cup. The choir were privileged to sing the South African and Japanese anthems on the field of play at the historic match that saw the world cup holders lose in the dying seconds of the match. On Sunday they sang the USA and Samoan anthems in the glorious sunshine and were given a big hand by the crowd as they

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Festival success at Hickstead The first ever Boomerang festival at Hickstead International Arena proved to be a huge hit with the thousands of fans who turned up to see the likes of Simple Minds, Jessie J, The Vamps and The Proclaimers play along side rising stars Andreya Triana, Rae Morris, Nathan Ball and Brighton bands, Common Tongues, The Dubarrys and Bradley.

The sun shone down on the show ground which had been transformed to host the global stars who came to Sussex to entertain the crowds. We're pleased to hear the event will be back next year and hope it will be for many years to come.

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Next Hot Model UK 2015 at The Grand Hotel Following the coveted Grand Final at The Grand Hotel, Brighton, aspiring models Layla Harris and Will Glover have been crowned the male and female winners of the hallowed Next Hotel Model UK 2015 competition, walking away with a life-changing two year modelling contract with FIRST Model Management and a destination photoshoot in The Seychelles.

The beauty of the South of England was explored and no stone was left unturned in the search to find The Next Hot Model UK 20I5.

Throughout February to April the annual Next Hot Model Competition 2015 held heats across 8 of the major towns, cities and festivals of the South from Bristol and Portsmouth, right over to Brighton and Eastbourne and up to Croydon in a bid to find aspiring and unsigned models who dream of ditching the high street for the cat walk and entering the glossy

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world of high-fashion. Run in partnership with the London-based and internationally-acclaimed boutique model management company FIRST Model Management London and multiple influential media partners, the project aims to discover and mentor potential male and female

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Brighton Gay Men’s Chorus, Jam Tarts and Sussex Harmonisers.

They have all been rehearsing extremely hard over the past few weeks to learn the languages of the Japanese, South African and

Samoan anthems. Rachel Myer, We Bop Choir’s founder and Musical Director has been running extra rehearsals at her own home to help choir members learn the languages.

“Learning the anthems’ lyrics by heart was a real challenge for the choir, but one we have relished. To stand on the pitch with the rugby players before their first world cup match, and to sing their national anthems in front of 30,000 people was an incredible experience. We Bop Choir love performing and it is safe to say that this was our biggest gig yet!” – Rachel Myer, Musical Director We Bop Choir.

Go to www.webopchoir.co.uk to find out about upcoming concerts

models, offering them a platform to showcase their talent and launch their careers in the fashion industry.

The Grand Final saw a night of VIP glamour and excitement featuring stunning fashion shows from the 2015 finalists parading clothing collections from Café Bleu Clothing, Walk in Wardrobe, and RTH London with hair and makeup

by Forde Hair, Brighton and Beyond Foundation. Guests were also entertained by incredible live performances throughout the evening including opera legend Miss Kyla White and upcoming sensation Larissa Eddie fresh from supporting Lionel Richie on his UK tour, both transfixing the guests with their commanding performances.

Finally, the winners of the title were announced with Will Glover and Layla Harris scooping the top spots and strutted away with an incredible once in a lifetime prize: a luxurious trip and professional photo shoot in the paradise destination of the Seychelles

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Islands, compliments of the NHM hotel partners and a two year modelling contract with FIRST Model Management London. Also placed were Lois and Stefan in second position, Amber Smith and Michael in third and Betsy and Max as the ‘People’s Choice’.

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It’s Baltimore, 1962 where Tracy Turnblad, a big girl with big hair and an even bigger heart, is on a mission to follow her dreams and dance her way onto national TV. Tracy’s audition makes her a local star and soon she is using her new found fame to fight for equality, bagging local heartthrob Link Larkin along the way!

Starring Tony Maudsley (ITV1’s Benidorm) as Edna Turnblad, Claire Sweeney (Educating Rita, Chicago) as Velma Von Tussle, Peter Duncan (BBC1 Tumble) as Wilbur Turnblad, and Brenda Edwards (Chicago, We Will Rock You, X Factor) as Motormouth Maybelle. Freya Sutton will reprise the role of Tracy Turnblad alongside

Jon Tsouras as Corny Collins, Dex Lee as Seaweed, Ashley Gilmour as Link Larkin and Layton Williams (Bad Education, Billy Elliot) as Duane.

Don’t miss this all star cast in an irresistible feel good show that will have you smiling for days. The perfect preChristmas treat for all the family, let your hair down and book now!

Mon 30 Nov to Sat 12 December 2015, eves 7.45pm, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply) www.atgtickets.com/brighton

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Festival Of The Spoken Nerd are coming to town with the Brighton Comedy Festival. With that in mind, Victoria Nangle asks about home, origins and their brand new clever show

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estival Of The Spoken Nerd comprises of stand-up mathematician Matt Parker (Discovery Channel You Have Been Warned), experiments maestro Steve Mould (ITV1 I Never Knew That About Britain) and geek songstress Helen Arney (BBC2 Coast). So with that in mind, and a tour just kicking off, what do these diverse brainiacs really think about ‘home’?

Where do you live now?

HELEN: South East London.

STEVE: South evenmore-Easterly London.

MATT: Godalming in Surrey – the site of the first publicly available electrical supply! It went bankrupt a few years after it started, but don’t worry, we got electricity again a few years ago...

And where did you grow up?

STEVE: A small village in Gateshead called Rolands Gill.

HELEN: A small village in Buckinghamshire called Pitstone.

MATT: A small village in Australia called Perth.

What were the best bits of growing up there?

MATT: In Perth it’s very isolated so there’s a spirit of “if you want to do something, do it yourself”, which is a good attitude for getting into stand-up.

STEVE: There’s a strong community vibe to growing up in a village.

HELEN: Yes, definitely that, plus off-licences that don’t ask too many questions about your age and a 45-minute train to London.

What were the worst bits about growing up there?

HELEN: One bus a day, and even if you caught it, it wasn’t going anywhere that you wanted to go.

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There was a really loud donkey down in the valley, and if you shouted “Fred!” loud enough it would eeyore MATT: The incredible weather, the great food, the fantastic scenery... terrible. It meant no-one wanted to stay indoors and do maths with me.

STEVE: There was a really loud donkey down in the valley, and if you shouted “Fred!” loud enough it would eeyore. Actually that might have been one of the best bits...

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HELEN: With lots of time and space to play, I got really into doing “science experiments” in our back garden. Now I get to do them on stage.

STEVE: I was part of an amateur dramatics group which was very supportive. Now I get to play the part of myself on stage.

MATT: I took up maths in school to make the bullying seem less arbitrary. Now I get to do maths on stage. Hasn’t stopped they bullying though.

Where do you feel you truly come from originally?

MATT: The coalescing proto-plantary disc.

HELEN: In all likelihood, as current theories go, I’m going to say the oceans.

STEVE: Shotley Bridge Hospital.

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ANDREW BULLOCK EX ON THE PREACH

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hen did car crash TV become an actual genre of television?

Like, a proper sub-category that TV execs sit around a conference table and discuss as a remit to actually fill? It was originally an accidental product of bad programming. If Anthea Turner ballsed up the lottery numbers live on air, that was car crash TV. If a documentary followed a group of alcoholic tramps, that was car crash TV. But the people making it actually meant for it to be good.

But producers now go out to make car crash TV. There should literally be a section of the Sky+ planner for it – Sports, Cookery, Car Crash.

What's more, members of the public actually go on it for instant recognition, even if the recognition is for doing something horrific.

Case in point: MTV's Ex on the Beach.

I didn't watch seasons 1 or 2, but inadvertently stumbled across episode 2 of season 3 the other day when I was folding my pants (they were laundered, it's fine).

Now, I'm not easily shocked, but 10 minutes in I was standing with my boxer-briefs in midfold, mouth agape with morbid curiosity. Five minutes later the laundry had been abandoned and I was perched on the coffee table, nose practically pressed up against the screen (and subsequently Jordan from the Magaluf Weekender's crotch). Next thing I know I've paused it, put the kettle on, made a pot of lapsang souchong and have got my feet up, loving it. And when it finished, I whacked it straight onto series link.

It's amazing viewing. The only thing you have to do is compromise your humanity when you watch it, that's all.

Basically, it's a group of people who didn't make it past casting week for TOWIE or Big Brother, who are dumped into a villa in Mexico and told that to get air time they need to start mounting one another. Then about four other people come in, all of whom did make it past casting week for TOWIE or Big Brother, and all of the original people start trying to mount them instead. Then all their exes emerge from the sea, having presumably swum from St Ives.

This year we have Kirk Norcross who has used the opportunity to demonstrate to the nation that he is at least 19% psychotic. Walls kicked, bollards punched, lamps swept from tables as if he were a disgruntled wife stumbling across his husband and a mistress eating at The Fat Duck – and ultimately, he went home (because the producers were sick of dealing with that s**t). Meanwhile, we have the token import from Geordie Shore saying "Oi Oi" or whatever they say, and not overly convincing me that she isn't actually a man.

In a way, this lot have achieved ‘success’ already, so they can do what they like. It's the normal common people that baffle me.

Now, I'm no saint – I've had my fair share of drunken, argumentative, hormone-fuelled drama in my time; but I wouldn't specifically apply to a TV show to demonstrate it to the nation (I save that kind of behavior for my nearest and dearest).

Not on Ex on the Beach though. Everyone's mugging everyone off, the boys are treating the fragile girls like crap, and the loud girls are proving that however pretty you think you are, a mouth like a foghorn makes men think you're a hindrance.

Someone at MTV commissioned this show to fill their network's car crash TV quota. And while the genre irritates me – given that a monkey could produce it – I thank the Lord for that commissioner for distracting me from my pants folding.

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DIGITAL NATION ON LATEST TV

"Did you see Digital Nation on TV last night, it was fantastic."

"Yes! No wonder the BBC have commissioned it for a year or two."

"It's like a modern day Nationwide, or like a fast-moving, artistic version of the One Show." igital Nation is a programme on Latest TV which features the best of Local TV from across the UK. It includes heartwarming and compelling stories you may not normally see.

Last week Digital Nation featured the very fine surgery undertaken by Chief Veterinary Surgeon Dr Alan Humphreys from Liverpool, who is seen operating on the eye of an 8g musk turtle.

Plus from Glasgow, the story of Charlie Flynn, the young Commonwealth Gold Medallist boxer, who juggled his job as a postman with winning the Gold Medal last year. The programme covers so many different local faces and stories, from large outdoor events such as Pride featuring Fatboy Slim, to charity events, nature features, and celebrities returning to their hometown to sneak in a local gig.

You can catch this episode on BBC Online at www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p033 d117 or on Latest TV’s youtube channel The Latest TV.

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This week features more unique stories such as weigh in time at London Zoo, and the new hot fashion trend in Tyne and Wear: grey hair!

What’s great about Digital Nation is that it showcases the amazing filmmakers from all

Digital Nation captures the passion of living in the UK with the same spirit as Danny Boyle enthralled the nation with the Olympics opening ceremony corners of the UK, from Belfast to Brighton, from Nottingham to Norwich, from Cardiff to Sheffield and from Grimsby to Glasgow.

Digital Nation captures the passion of living in the UK with the same spirit as Danny Boyle enthralled the nation with the Olympics opening ceremony.

The project is an ongoing collaboration with the BBC and is the first of a network-wide programme and a great model for Local TV and the BBC working together. Digital Nation is produced by Angi Mariani from Latest TV in Brighton and Tim Bryn Smith and Craig Chettle from Notts TV with executive producers, Audrey Green Oakes and Linda Bell from the BBC. All 20 Local TV channels currently on air across the UK are featured in the weekly show. Many of the channels are in their first year of broadcast and growing into their second year.

The show highlights the fact that local democracy has had a huge boost across the UK with Local TV broadcasting local MPs and community leaders; showing local faces on TV screens across the country and promoting the work of local content creators including feature films.

The ratings for Local TV are strong and growing week by week.

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The average number of viewers for Local TV across the UK is 3.6 million per week. Where Local TV is available; on average, it is in the top 15 channels in the UK after ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5 and alongside FilmFour, ITV3 and Dave.

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IN FRONT OF THE SCREENS AND BEHIND THE SCENES AT LATEST TV atest TV has been on air for just over a year and we asked a few of the people behind the scenes, and one or two who grace our screens what it is really like...

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Tim Ridgway, Head of News Being involved in Latest TV has been more challenging than I ever imagined. But it's also more fun than I imagined. Every day I work with some really creative and imaginative people who have made local television in Brighton better than many thought it could be. Currently we are producing three news bulletins a day as well as a two hour live show from 3pm to 5pm on weekdays. That's in addition to a devoted show about the Albion and five current affairs shows a week.

It's tough. And despite losing a few hairs on the way, we are offering something completely unique and while it's taking a little time I think more and more people are discovering the channel 8 button on their remotes. Stories we cover are being regularly featured on local and national BBC channels. But the biggest sense of achievement is seeing the team develop and grow, not only as workers but as people. It's thanks to them that we're performing miracles on a near daily basis. What's better is that we're doing it while having a good time.

started working at Latest it was necessary to adapt to the speed of a TV channel. Everything has to be finished faster, so having the ability to solve problems quickly and being fast at editing is key. My previous experience working at my university's TV channel in Spain was definitely a big help when I started working on an English TV channel. Working at Latest TV is a learning experience every day.

Jason Weaver, Scheduling and Content Manager I’m used to the monthly or weekly deadlines of magazines but the hourly deadlines of TV are something altogether different.

Television is ravenous and unforgiving.

Jessica Kellgren-Hayes

The upload was late and nearly missed its slot.

Latest TV doesn’t have 6 million viewers yet but I knew exactly how he felt It’s not open heart surgery or trading billions on the stock market, but uploading the 6pm news and having it arrive 45 seconds before it’s due on air is one of the most stressful things I ever have to do.

When Stephen Colbert took over The Late Show in America earlier this month, he opened the second episode by saying he'd nearly lost his job the night before. The reason: the upload was late and nearly missed its slot. Latest TV doesn’t have 6 million viewers yet but I knew exactly how he felt.

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Clara Minguet-Martinez, Website Developer and Editor Both my degree and my masters were film-oriented, so when I

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Working at Latest TV gives me the opportunity to cover a wide range of sporting events across the city.

From football to cricket, rugby to basketball and everything in between, having access to the biggest and best teams in the county is part of what makes my job so enjoyable.

Jessica Kellgren-Hayes, Presenter and Producer, Movie Line, Film Fest and The Rosies Being a local TV station means greater accessibility and disability awareness in the workplace. There is a flexibility and willingness to help that would be hard to find in a large company.

I don't have a 'highlight of the year' so much as a 'highlight of the week': every time we film MovieLine! Joseph and I love films but have completely different

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points of view. Every week we have great fun reviewing and debating, which makes for brilliant shows!

I joined Latest TV whilst still at University of Brighton and the channel launched just a few weeks after my graduation. I've learnt so much since then by being handson in many different roles and having a lot of responsibility, which is rare for a first job!

but I am! For two years now I have been travelling the world making International Chef Exchange which has been wonderful, often tiring but ultimately very satisfying and I hope that the results show that.

Back home I have made Cook It! which has allowed me to expresss my love for home cooking and right now I have lots of other pots on the TV stove. Latest TV is brilliant, and fun to be a part of.

Angi Mariani, Series Producer, Digital Nation Working with all the local TV channels is a real pleasure and I learn lots working with Audrey and Linda at the BBC. They have rigorous standards for both editorial content and technical issues, which we apply to our programmes. Local TV is not like pirate radio, it's growing into becoming an established public service broadcaster, and it's great to be part of the team at Latest TV creating and sharing content.

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Andrew Kay, Presenter and Producer, Cook It! and International Chef Exchange Who would have thought that at this point in my career I would be making television programmes –

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HOT LIST

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN

BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting.

The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384 CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 12pm–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Thali Deals available 12pm-3pm; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients.

Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75.

Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444 CAFE CHILLI Cafe Chilli breaks the mould of the traditional Thai restaurant. You'll still find the classic dishes, but also fusion food which is increasingly popular in modern Thailand. From a classic green curry to chilli pesto spaghetti and ever-changing specials, you'll be spoilt for choice! With a varied wine list, homemade soft drinks and delicious desserts, there's something for everyone.

Visit our website at: www.cafe-chilli.co.uk to find more info and menus. Tel: 01273 710390. 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL.'

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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META DE NIRO n The Intern, released this Friday, Robert De Niro plays a 70year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn’t all it’s cracked up to be! Searching for a way back into the workplace he grabs an opportunity to become a ‘senior intern’ at an online fashion site. Yes, the ‘senior intern’ joke is likely to be repeated often, if the trailer is anything to go on!

It isn’t really explained by Anne Hathaway’s high-powered fashion entrepreneur decided to hire a retiree as her intern, but from the trailer it looks to be a heartwarming experience. We would expect nothing less from writer/producer/director Nancy Meyer, famous for such feel good films as Father of the Bride, The Parent Trap, What Women Want and The Holiday. The interiors have her trademark glow, the cast are all rosy cheeked and there are a couple of good-natured jabs at the ‘hip’ group of the moment (this time it’s millennials and our excessive use of emoticons).

In other words, it looks to be a film I will deeply enjoy: light, fluffy, heart-warming, I’ll probably cry at some point... there is just one issue.

That issue, although on paper it is a strange thing to say, is the multiOscar-winning male lead.

Robert De Niro is a master of self-parody, both the deliberate and the unintentional. Since 1999’s Analyze This, in which he played a gangster who, because of panic attacks brought about by occupational stress starts therapy sessions, De Niro has been milking his famed ‘tough guy’ persona by referencing his past works. Actively riffing on the more meta identity of an actor isn’t necessarily a bad thing – Analyze This was itself a good film – but self-mockery has led to an era of pale De Niro performances. No longer does this method actor play a character, now he plays ‘renowned tough guy Robert De Niro’ playing a character!

We have seen such performances in the Meet The Parents franchise, City by the Sea, Machete, the awful Eddie Murphy buddy movie Showtime, Godsend and even animated spoofs of past characters in Shark Tale and The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle. Where Analyze This was a pitchperfect pinprick to his own storied career, with De Niro wielding his trademark squinty-eyed, Italian-accented menace for laughs, these other films insult his past.

Other iconic actors have also come to rely on their routine schtick (Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t anything but schtick!) as Red and The Expendables proved for action stars. After The Shining, Jack Nicholson’s favourite role was “Jack Nicholson”, in all of his eyebrow-raising, slygrinning, slightly unhinged glory. Marlon Brando also painfully started slumming at the tail-end of his career, intentionally satirizing The Godfather’s Don Corleone for audiences who couldn’t remember his early great work.

Tune in to MovieLine on Wednesday for our review of The Intern and – fingers crossed! – hopefully no Robert De Niro put downs!

For more reviews of classic films, subscribe to my YouTube channel, MissJessicaKH and watch Latest TV’s film review show MovieLine, every Wednesday at 6.30pm and repeated through the week. Check listings in this magazine for more!

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CARMEN COMPETITION

Your chance to win a signed Ralph Steadman Print at Ellen Kent’s new production of Bizet’s most famous opera

o celebrate Ellen Kent’s new production of Carmen, one lucky winner will win a signed copy of a beautiful print of Carmen by the internationally renowned artist Ralph Steadman.

Carmen is the story of the

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bewitching gypsy girl whose tantalising beauty lures a soldier to desertion and leads to her own murder. The opera includes some of the most evocative and bestloved melodies in opera –The Habanera, The Seguidilla, The Flower Song, The Chanson Bohème and The Toreador’s Song.

The internationally renowned artist, Ralph Steadman, is best known for his collaborations with journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson (Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Curse of Lono). Working for Rolling Stone Magazine they created the notion of Gonzo where the story for an article becomes more about the covering of the subject than the subject itself.

This beautiful Carmen print is A2 in size and is part of a limited edition run. It is printed on Museum Quality Smooth Rag – the paper which Ralph himself draws his originals on – and will be signed by Ralph Steadman.

To enter the competition answer the following simple question.

In which country is the opera Carmen set?

For a chance to win, email competitions@thelatest.co.uk With the name Carmen Competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email.

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WE ALL NEED FRIENDS Impressive dining at Food For Friends

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probably make too many jokes about vegetarians, how when they invite me they never seem to consider slamming a chop under the grill to satisfy my omnivorous needs. Of course it is a joke, well for the most part. What I seldom do is joke about local vegetarian restaurants, and why? Well simply because for the most part the standard has been set so high.

This week I am reporting from the recently refurbished Food For Friends. This place seems to have been going for longer than I care to remember. Started by Simon Hope all those years ago it was certainly back then a destination for all veggies and although not groundbreaking in a modern culinary sense, it did an excellent job. But Simon sold and it changed, oh how it changed. Today F

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Presentation and service were second to none, prices sensible for such excellent cooking and, dare I say it, no chop was required! for Fs is a rather stunning gastronomic experience that has to be tried to be believed.

It sits in pole position at the corner of Prince Albert Street and certainly looks smart. Inside is clean and modern and rather chic too, there’s not even a hint of the old school lentil and sandal ethos that for so long was attached to vegetarian dining.

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fascinating choices and that makes it rather hard to decided. It also makes me realise the frustrations that vegetarians face when dining out and are only offered one vegetarian choice.

Our charming waiter brought us first a new dish, an experiment that as yet is not on the menu, ah the privilege of position. It was a lush mushroom pate cleverly disguised as a fruit in a citrus gel – extraordinarily good and I have to say rather ‘meaty’!

I was joined by Mrs R, a sparkling companion and to start she chose smoked ricotta and ‘parmesan’ gnudi dumplings served in a sage butter sauce. They looked delightful and tasted even better and our only comment would be that they were too big. Now if the only complaint you have is generosity of portion size you should shut up – so I will!.

I chose the vegetarian haggis with

poached egg with sautéed spinach and a smoked paprika hollandaise sauce, all delicious and again beautifully presented.

Mrs R moved on to the open ravioli of roasted butternut squash, with beetroot, walnuts and wilted spinach and a white wine and Brighton blue cheese sauce. It certainly hit the spot.

I chose the double baked souffle topped with goat's cheese served with roasted Jerusalem artichoke, hazelnut rosemary parsley pesto and wilted cavolo nero. A very big yum here, rich, yet light and wonderful black cabbage.

Pretty full after two generous courses I was slightly daunted by the thought of dessert. Mrs R was quick to choose the molten chocolate pudding with salted caramel sauce, vanilla ice cream and crushed pistachios and sent the following 15 minutes ooohing with delight. “I cannot resist anything with salt

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caramel” she declared and she polished off the lot.

I was rather full so chose some of their home made icecream and sorbets. I loved the mango sorbet, equally the passion fruit but it was a mind blowingly good white chocolate ice-cream that lit up my dessert. It was truly magnificent in its unctuous, sweet loveliness.

Presentation and service were second to none, prices sensible for such excellent cooking and, dare I say it, no chop was required!

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ANDREW KAY WAY UP HIGH Pride’s Rainbow Fund raises much needed

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recently attended the award ceremony for the Rainbow Fund who administer the allocation of the ring-fenced charitable monies raised at Brighton’s Pride celebrations.

This year an impressive sum close to £100,000. So no prattle from me this week, simply a summary of who got what and how that money will be spent.

GEMS (Group for Older Gay Men who meet for social opportunities and outings) Grant towards core funding costs £2,500 Presented by Pride Ambassador David Raven PEER ACTION (Peer Support group for people with HIV) Grant towards core funding costs, and providing Complementary Therapies and Yoga sessions for people affected by HIV £7,500 Presented by Danny Dwyer OLDER AND OUT (Group for Older LGBT people who meeting once a month and go on regular trips) Grant towards providing continuing support for social activities, lunches and representation for LGBT elders £5,000 Presented by Cllr Carol Theobald MINDOUT (Group for LGBT people with mental health problems) Grant towards suicide prevention programme ‘Out of the Blue’ and continuing support for social group £4,889 Presented by Rainbow Fund Grants Panel Member, Chris Sandland CBE BRIGHTON AND HOVE LGBT SWITCHBOARD (Long established helpline and counselling project) Grant to pay for external clinical supervision for counsellors £5,000 Presented by me.

TRANS ALLIANCE (Strategic group encouraging all trans* organisation in the city to work together) Grant towards core funding costs and delivering Trans Awareness training to businesses and employers £5,775 Presented by Brighton Pride

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Crime Needs Assessment £7,495 Presented by Katy Bourne, Sussex Police and Crime Commissioner

Ambassador Alice Denny CLARE PROJECT (Long standing Trans support group providing support to trans people) Grant towards core funding costs and continued support for ‘Living Well Courses’ £4,910 Presented by Brighton Pride Ambassador Alice Denny SUSSEX BEACON (HIV facility providing in and out patient support for people with HIV) Grant towards equipping Rainbow Fund Treatment Room for use of nurses and service users of the Sussex Beacon £4,350 Presented by Chair of the Gay Business Forum and St James Street Pubwatch, Alex Matthews LUNCH POSITIVE (Weekly lunch club for people affected by HIV run by volunteers) Grant towards core funding costs and continued support for weekly lunches £7,500 Presented by the Golden Handbag Favourite Landlord Adam Brooks BRIGHTON AND HOVE LGBT COMMUNITY SAFETY FORUM (Voluntary group who work to monitor trust and confidence levels in the police and make Brighton and Hove safer for all LGBT people).

Grant towards core costs, safety training and information sessions delivered from a portable trailer in St James Street £7,485 Presented by Katy Bourne, Sussex Police and Crime Commissioner ACCESSIBILITY MATTERS (Voluntary group who provide all access needs for disabled people at Pride and at community events during the year) Grant towards core funding costs, BSL signers at Pride and a Hate

SMALL GROUPS NETWORK (A Network of small LGBT organisations with a turnover of less than £35,000 a year to enable them to share resources and network more effectively with each other) Grant towards meeting room hire costs £2,820 Presented by Chair of Rainbow Fund, Chris Gull RAINBOW FAMILIES (Longestablished volunteer led group for LGBT people with children) Grant towards funding a range of activities and events designed to engage older children within LGBT families to develop friendships £2,580 Presented by Pride Ambassador Aneesa Chaudhry RADIO REVERB (Volunteer led Community Radio Station that has regular shows for the LGB and T communities.)

Grant towards sponsoring 52 one hour weekly radio shows for the HIV community called The HIV Happy Hour £3,000 Presented by Leader of the Conservative Group, Cllr Geoffrey Theobald RAINBOW CHORUS (Brighton largest and oldest LGBT community choir) Grant to establish a new singing group with more assessable rehearsal times and less pressure, creating greater social inclusion £2,500 Presented by star of Gogglebox Chris Steed ALLSORTS (Project to support LGBT children and young people) Grant towards delivering services to trans children and LGBT young people £5,000 Presented by Brighton Bear Weekender

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Ellen Kent brings Carmen & Die Fledermaus to the centre of the city ast month I mentioned that there was a wealth of highquality, affordable classical music on offer in and around Brighton, and Ellen Kent's opera productions certainly fit the bill. Kent has brought her touring performances to the UK and Ireland for over 24 years, playing venues where it might be the only opera staged all year. As you might have gathered, I love concerts and events that battle against esotericism, elitism and the potential barrier of income when it comes to classical music.

I've seen Kent present Puccini's Madama Butterfly and Verdi's Rigoletto myself at the Theatre Royal and they were funny, moving and powerful productions. Her operas work both as a vibrant staging in their own right (including a Ralph Steadman-illustrated stage curtain last year for example), with top singing that the experienced can assess, and also as a perfect introduction for those that might not be able to afford places like the Royal Opera House and Glyndebourne. (These places are stunning however and standing tickets are often cheaper than you might think.)

Bizet's Carmen is one of the most popular operas of all time, and you will have probably heard the famous "Habanera" aria before. Familiarity doesn't blunt the piece though, in fact it's all very sexy, with memorable and boisterous tunes. It scandalised initial audiences (what fun stuff didn't in its day?) but drew praise from titans such as Wagner, Brahms, Tchaikovsky and even Nietzsche. Read a bit about his Apollonian and Dionysian theory of aestheticism if you want to impress your opera partner.

Nadezhda Stoianova will be singing Carmen whereas Maria Tonina and Alyona Kistenyova will be singing Michaela. Last year I thought that Tonina had a fluttering melodic grace about her and sounded like a “divine musical saw”, so this is a great opportunity to hear some beautiful operatic singing in the centre of town.

Die Fledermaus by Johan Strauss II (or Strauss the Younger if you prefer your titles more Blackadderian) also features bright, gleaming tunes to get swept up in. This lavish production is set in late 19th century Vienna and is based on Herbert von Karajan’s famous version, with snatches of spoken dialogue. We are also promised some surprising moments such as champagne fountains and mystery guest stars so there should be something for everybody. Any fans of farcical mistaken identity and infidelity in their stories should find much to enjoy here.

I've had a few discussions with people about opera recently, and one topic that came up is subtitles. These performances have what is known in opera as surtitles above the stage, and I consider them essential for people to understand what’s going on. Some might consider them distracting, but I personally like to see things for the first time unspoiled by too many plot points. So you can stroll in to the Theatre Royal and be gloriously entertained without feeling like you need to school up beforehand.

Die Fledermaus, Tuesday 6 October & Carmen, Wednesday 7 October 7.45pm, Theatre Royal Brighton, tickets from £17.50, www.atgtickets.com

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MATERIAL GIRL e’re always bemoaning the miserly ratio of wallspace to artists in a city that’s teeming with such a wealth of creative talent. So it’s great to hear that Kellie Miller has been hard at work opening up the lower ground floor of her eponymous gallery in Market Street, which has more than doubled its space. If you’re passing by, pop in and enjoy an exciting collection of artwork from the gallery’s regular artists alongside some KMA newbies.

Another Arty favourite who’s been beavering away in her diversification from painting to textiles is Jacqueline Hammond.

‘Jaxx’ is renowned for producing strong, punchy images that are rich in texture and colour. Her immediate inspiration comes from direct observation, and her subject matter is plucked from the world encountered every day.

But whether inspired by the street, seascape or landscape, Jacqueline’s work has a consistently striking edge. Now she’s finding fame under the Smartdeco brand – her Country Lane deckchair shown here featured in ‘Five of the best designer deckchairs’ in the Evening Standard this year.

Out of town: since Chalk Gallery opened in Lewes 10 years ago, more than 100 local artists have benefited from exhibiting and learning new skills through collectively running the business. From 2-14 October the success of this enterprise will be celebrated in a special exhibition at the Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, showing work from 81 current and exmembers. This event will be accompanied by the publication of a beautiful commemorative book. www.artymagazines.com Twitter @brightonsarty

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ON THE OTHER HAND… Local actor and writer Robert Cohen’s Something Rotten

hile the jury is out over Benedict Cumberbatch’s Barbican Hamlet, the City of Brighton & Hove is to hear the thoughts of another player from Shakespeare’s iconic tragedy: Claudius of Denmark.

Something Rotten, written and performed by Brighton’s own Robert Cohen, looks at the events of the world’s most famous play from the viewpoint of Hamlet’s uncle-turned-stepfather – King Claudius, the fratricidal regicide who marries his victim’s widow and in turn excites both the homicidal and the procrastinatory impulses of the prince.

“Claudius is an endlessly intriguing character,” says Cohen; “We know he murdered Hamlet’s father and married his mother, but Shakespeare doesn’t give us too much else. How long has Claudius had designs on his brother’s crown? How long have he and Gertrude been at it? How did he get on with his nephew, prior to the recent upheavals? And, just by the by, how did Yorick become the most famous corpse in literary history?”

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Something Rotten was premiered at the Barnstaple Fringe TheatreFest, where the system of audience reviews brought forth such comments as “A very committed performance from an outstanding performer. A great show for those familiar or, like me, unfamiliar with Hamlet.”

Robert Cohen has specialised in characters ‘beyond the pale’, from Don John in Much Ado About Nothing to the real-life McCarthyite supergrass in The Trials of Harvey Matusow (FringeReview Outstanding Theatre Award) to the Russian gangster Stepan in the BBC sitcom Ideal to the tormented traffic warden Quint in High Vis – the latter winning acclaim.

Something Rotten, The Dukebox Theatre, The Iron Duke, Waterloo Street, Hove, BN3 Saturday 3rd October, 8pm Tickets £5 via www.dukeboxtheatre.com www.bobbycohen.co.uk

THE YOUNG CHEKOV Anton Chekhov is one of the undisputed masters of world drama. He is usually thought to hide himself behind his characters and stories, keeping his own personality well off-stage. But when he was young he wrote three plays, Platonov, Ivanov and The Seagull, which, with their thrilling sunbursts of youthful anger and romanticism, reveal a very different playwright from the one known by his mature, more familiar work.

Now the Young Chekhov season at Chichester Festival Theatre brings these three blazing dramas

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together to offer audiences the chance for the first time ever to explore the birth of a revolutionary dramatic voice.

THE SEAGULL On a summer’s day in a makeshift theatre by a lake, a bold new play is to be performed. It is the work of a young, would-be playwright, Konstantin, who is searching for a new, more authentic dramatic form.

The play stars his beautiful muse and neighbour, Nina. The assembled family audience includes his actress mother, Arkadina, who has just arrived from Moscow with the famous novelist, Trigorin.

What happens during, and in the days immediately after, this play’s first performance will change not just the course of the summer, but the lives of everyone involved, for ever after. This masterly meditation on love and art is both comic and tragic, and marks the birth of the modern stage.

IVANOV Nikolai Ivanov, a regional councillor and landowner, has tried to live his life in a bold new way, taking risks in everything from business to romance. Now his estate is failing, his wife is dangerously ill and he’s up to his neck in debt. To cap it all, he’s surrounded by malicious gossip.

Against his better judgment he sees an irresistible opportunity, in the adoring form of Sasha Lebedev, daughter of the Chairman of the local council. She offers her devotion, youth and beauty, but also the considerable riches of her name. But can Ivanov survive the guilt and shame scandal would bring?

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Set in a remote backwater, this angry and outspoken play, streaked with satire, drink and anti-Semitism, is full of an outright passion Chekhov would soon forego in his later plays.

PLATONOV Russian schoolteacher Mikhail Platonov, has a problem, one he has lived with all his life – he’s irresistible to women. Alongside the attentions of his home-loving wife, Sasha, he must also attend to the racing pulses of Maria Grekova, a young chemistry student, Sofya Yegorovna, a married acquaintance from his past, and most dangerously of all, one of Chekhov’s greatest creations, Anna Petrovna, a formidably intelligent widow.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s broke, in debt, and about to lose his home. For the sanity of everyone, and the stability of society, something must be done about Platonov.

Set in the blazing heat of the middle of nowhere, complete with criminals who live in the forest and a runaway train, this freewheeling comedy is a cry of defiance at the adult traps of conventionality and moral hypocrisy.

Young Chekhov promises to be an extraordinary event.

Performed by one ensemble of actors, each play can be seen as a single performance or they can be enjoyed as one event, either over different days or as one intense theatrical experience on trilogy days on Saturdays 10, 17, 31 October and 14 November.

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Leftfield pop psychedelic sounds AND THE REST The Brighton Comedy Festival and Brighton Comedy Fringe aren’t the only laughs in town ctober is always a fun-packed month in Brighton, as the Brighton Comedy Festival and the Brighton Comedy Fringe take over. Shows from such luminaries as Dara O’Briain, Nina Conti, Ed Byrne and Bridget Christie come to the big rooms, and award-nominated treats from the likes of Tom Parry, Beasts, Matthew Crosby and Tom Neenan arrive at the Basement venue to tantalise and entertain us all. But that’s not all there is. In amongst the melee of marvellousness that are these two comedy celebrations, there are also some very interesting comedy evenings that aren’t affiliated with either of them. And it’s worth making a note of them.

Gittins To Know You is a monthly comedy night hosted by anti-comedy hero Brian Gittins. Over at Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, it’s got the low ceiling and intimacy of a great comedy gig, coupled with incredible headliners that in the past have included Al Murray, Tim Key and Stewart Lee. Plus support acts provided by the local Brighton comedy community (handpicked of course). This month’s headliners are sketch duo Cardinal Burns, as seen on TV in two series of their own self-named Channel 4 sketch show.

Another great monthly night that can be relied upon to have a top quality headline act supported by those about to break through is Comic Boom.

Previous headliners have included Sarah Millican, Hal Cruttenden, and Seann Walsh, with support slots on their way up from Nick Helm, Nish Kumar and James Acaster. It’s a real chance to see the stars of the future alongside someone already regularly on TV and touring their own shows.

This month’s top name is Matt Rees – a real treat.

If you’re after something with quality names breaking through, already established on the circuit, and new acts coming up then check out the return of Podium Comedy in its new home of The Greys Pub. Laughs come from Laura Lexx, alongside Dave Thompson, and local stars Julie Jepson, James McDonnell and Gatis Kandis, hosted by Dan Fardell. All free.

So when booking your festival and fringe tickets, don’t forget the hidden extras. They’re worth it.

Gittins To Know You, Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, 15 October 2015, £8, 8pm, www.drinkinbrighton.co.uk Comic Boom, Komedia, Thursday 29 October 2015, £9/7, 8pm, komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com Podium Comedy, The Greys Pub, Wednesday 21 October 2015, 7.30pm, free Brighton Comedy Festival listings are at brightoncomedyfestival.com Brighton Comedy Fringe listings are at www.brightoncomedyfringe.co.uk

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Stuart Michael's photographs of American landscapes – Yosemite, Death Valley, etc – taken during the 'Golden Hour' when the extreme contrast of shadows on the land versus

've just had my wisdom teeth pulled out, so you will have to forgive me if I talk a bit funny. It's not the best, I must say," says Felix, singer and guitarist with up and coming band, Gengahr. "Just a local anaesthetic, so it really f*****g hurts."

It seems Felix is prone to a bit of mouth bother every now and then, as he recalls his Great Escape experience earlier in the year… "We played The Haunt for the NME, which was great, and then a house party at 2am.

That was completely mental. I had tonsillitis for both those shows… I shouldn't have even been playing. I just trashed myself and then lay in bed for a few days."

After a few false starts, and a name change, the band have been on roll the last year or so, and life has changed dramatically. "When we signed to Transgressive, we all quit our jobs, and then realised it takes months for an advance to come through, so we were screwed for a while. 'Got that record deal. Right, I quit!'

"I've been in bands for years, when we were 12 or 13, with Dan (drums) and Hugh (bass), mucking around." Eventually, they hooked up with the superb guitarist John Victor, and eventually the band started to really find find its feet… "We needed to give it a proper shot and do it seriously. We got back in the rehearsal room, knocked up a few demos, put them online, and within a couple of months we had quite a lot of

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love from all the blogs. We got an agent and manager off the back of those demos.

"We did that many times before that, and no one cared. I thought they were good, but I had thought that the last four times we chucked stuff online! It was funny, because we didn't actually look back at the site until a good month or so had passed. I remember then checking and going 'wow', people had been commenting they really liked it and sharing it. It was word of mouth at the beginning and that was the basis from which we could build on, from that small, scattered fanbase.

In June, the band released their debut album, A Dream Outside, a wonderful amalgamation of summer-soaked, hazy-cumdynamic indie psychedelia with influences from the likes of Tame Impala, Deerhunter, Twin Sister and Conan Mockasin. And, as for the name of the band? "We put stuff out under the name Rez, but we got some message from some angry rapper in New York who implied we would have to change our name… we quickly came up with the name Gengahr. We were in the pub having a few beers, and it seemed like a funny idea at the time. It doesn't mean anything. We stole it from Pokemon, we thought it sounded pretty cool."

Komedia, Tues 6 October, 7pm, £8

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Naked Eye Gallery, 5 Farm Mews, Farm Road, Hove, 01273 204800.

The Caroline Of Brunswick, Tuesday 29 September, 7.45pm, £5/2

Event: Corbyn Mania

Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards hosts a traditional game of bingo alongside performances from the comedian Brian Gittins (as seen in TV's 'Derek') Burlesque from Cherry Shakewell and chap-hop star, Professor Elemental. All raising money for local MS charities.

Emporium, Saturday 3 October, 7.30pm, £15

To coincide with the Labour Conference in Brighton, the Caroline Of Brunswick are holding a comedy night dedicated to Jeremy Corbyn, featuring some unapologetically left-wing comedians, and maybe one rightwinger for balance. Featuring Ashley Haden, Nathan Wilcock, and Richard Rycroft as Magnus Turner MP.

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Mark Thomas – Trespass, The Old Market, 16 September 2015, Victoria Nangle ★★★★

Mark Thomas demonstrates yet again why he is the pied piper of subversive mischief and that important voice at the back of the mind that asks: 'why?'

A show of two halves, the first saw Thomas providing his own warm up – jubilant at the news of Corbyn's appointment and supplying gleeful updates on last year's show '100 Acts Of Minor Dissent'. The second half was the show 'Trespass' proper, challenging the creeping corporate ownership of city walkways with his signature performance art and allencompassing storytelling. A wonderful combination of meaningful thought-provocation with incredibly well-crafted comical stories, this is an enticing call to arms from the veteran satirist.

distinction between love and hate. The staging was superb too, and Sarah Harlington’s turn as Kate Monster and Lucy the Slut was wildly impressive, voicing two characters at once and exuding charisma and charm herself. Fun, and occasionally funny, but not as subversive or challenging as it claims to be.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 22 September 2015 Joe Fuller ★★★★

Crosby, Stills & Nash Rock legends have a tendency to come out to play these days, touring being the means to income as opposed to album sales – how times have changed.

CSN have been around for some

Avenue Q The popular musical uses original muppet-type characters portrayed on stage by actor/puppeteers in a tale of down-and-outs in an “”outerouter borough” of New York. The selling point is rude language and controversial topics (race, sexuality and so on) but the plot, although fairly sharp and flabless, is gratingly cliched and predictable. That might the bread and butter of musicals however, and the songs didn’t disappoint; ‘There’s A Fine, Fine Line’ is a memorable, stirring number for example about the blurred

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time and I fell for their irresistible sounds as a teenager when I saw their Woodstock performance on film. That was them in 1969 and

8 now, 46 years on and with Neil Young no longer playing, they are touring with a set that includes the classics that we all wanted to hear and new songs, songs which prove that for the most part there is life in the old dogs yet.

In the first set of the evening they were a little shaky, but as the gig progressed they gained in both confidence and stature.

David Crosby is the wit in this line-up, his rapport with the audience was great – but above all the voice is still there, kicking ass in his solos and blending seamlessly in their distinctive close harmonies. Graham Nash is the story teller and he too can still sing, the voice again perfect in the harmonies and excellent in his solo work. Stephen Stills, well Stills no longer has a voice to speak of, fragile at times, still characterful but nothing more sadly. It did not matter though when he hit those guitars, proving that Stills still has it when it comes to rock.

In an evening of highs and lows, a weak Marrakech Express and some tiresome hippy stuff, to some truly memorable musical moments, in particular new songs from Crosby and Nash, it became obvious that these guys really are worthy of the title Rock Legends.

Brighton Centre, 19 September 2015 Andrew Kay ★★★★

Al Murray: One Man, One Guvnor This 20th anniversary show from Al Murray’s Pub Landlord is testament to the character’s enduring mass appeal. His commanding presence, incredibly quick wit and beersloshing, bug-eyed physical comedy all still raise belly laughs, however they dwindled in an over-long first half. There was the slightly mucky feeling of being at a political rally with a confused leader, rather than a comedy gig; while a muddying of waters under the banner of “common sense” can be one of Murray’s cleverest tricks, here it often lacked the flashes of clarity that firmly mark it out as satire.

Theatre Royal Brighton, 19 September 2015 Rosie James ★★★

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TUESDAY 29 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Channel 4, 8pm In’t it nice when folk help one another out? Bless ‘em all. This week compulsive cleaner and bank worker Tracey travels to Norfolk to help charity worker Kerry, whose home will make you feel a whole load less guilty about neglecting your own dusting. Cue the magic and ‘ahs’.

New Tricks BBC1, 9pm Someone must’ve thought they’d hit the jackpot when they came up with this literal cold case. Yup, thanks to the uncovering of a blood-stained bust during some reconstruction work the team are dropped into the politically sensitive world of cryopreservation. Y’know, freezing people. Stay cool, dudes.

Reggie Yates: Race Riots USA BBC3, 9pm The DJ and documentary maker continues in his pursuit of the bigger international perspectives Stateside, investigating the climate in the wake of the recent police race conflicts and flashpoints. With the first black American president’s term ending soon, what will his legacy be?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Cook It 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Millionaires' Row 2.00 Cook It 2.30 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Rosies A topical half-hour panel and chat show for fierce women.

7.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Rha Stranges 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 Hindsight: The Shorts With John Campbell. A day on Belfast docks, a place filled with lively characters, back breaking work and casual violence.

9.45 Hindsight: The Shorts With Ronnie Appleton. Reflections on a dying community which gave much to the development of Belfast.

10.00 Ordinary Lives 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Rosies 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Digital Nation 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Hindsight: The Shorts 3.45 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.00 Ordinary Lives 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders As the residents of Albert Square are left shocked by recent events, there is even more drama in store for the Beales, Brannings and Butchers. Lauren continues to find herself torn.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Cara is shell-shocked when her undercover cop husband arrives at the hospital.

Adele is determined to put a brave face on her first day back at work.

Jesse is reluctant to have a work stag do, but ends up bonding with Sacha and Dom over a patient.

9.00 New Tricks See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Storyville Series showcasing the best in international documentaries.

11.55 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series.

12.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.00 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.45 Thief Trackers 8.15 Rick Stein From Venice To Istanbul 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.30 My Life In Books 2.00 Daily Politics 4.00 Best Bakes Ever 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz how.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball is back for another series of It Takes Two. 7.00 This Wild Life Series following the ups and downs of a family who have moved to Samburu National Reserve in Kenya.

7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition.

8.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure Dave and Si arrive in Sweden.

9.00 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone Gareth Malone presents the search for the nation’s best amateur a cappella group. Gareth mentors four new groups as they begin their battle to stay in his contest.

10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions from contemporary and classic artists. Featuring The Weeknd, David Gilmour, The Libertines, Nathaniel Rateliff, and DakhaBrakha.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Today At Conference Andrew Neil presents highlights of the Liberal Democrats’ annual conference.

11.45 The Super League Show Highlights and analysis from the final round of matches in Super League and the Qualifiers.

12.30am Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week 1.30 Sign Zone: World’s Busiest Railway 2015 2.30 Sign Zone: The Ascent Of Woman

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Suspects continue to emerge. Joanie is given a wake-up call. Kirin and Belle reach the next level.

8.00 Parking Wars Revealing documentary series that looks at the struggles on both sides of the yellow lines as motorists battle against authorities over parking on a daily basis.

9.00 Britain’s Biggest Adventures With Bear Grylls Action adventurer Bear Grylls combines natural history with the adrenaline rush of a survival show as he explores Britain at its most extreme. In the last of this three part series, intrepid adventurer Bear Grylls takes on the Highlands in midwinter on a journey that takes him from the deepest point in Britain to its highest mountain.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon hosts the classic game show.

The panel this week are Coronation Street actor Antony Cotton, radio DJ Sara Cox and comedian Jimmy Carr.

11.40 Benidorm Last in series.

Les/Lesley discovers some of Donald’s clothes on the nudist beach - and it seems that Donald has left Jacqueline a note.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Dr S’Avage has some disturbing news for Diane.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners See highlights.

9.00 Educating Cardiff Series following the staff and pupils at Willows High School in Cardiff. In this episode the focus is on young love, as two unlikely couples from opposite social groups come together against the odds.

10.00 The Changing Room Fashion series centred on clothes shop changing rooms. In the final episode of the series, Carissa is on the hunt for a dress to pull a man at her best friend’s wedding. Sisi, Talyor and Leema seek show-stopping holiday outfits. Goth girls Gracie and Laura step out from the dark side to embrace some colour.

11.05 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Documentary series in which Katie Piper meets the people who regret having tampered with their faces and bodies.

12.10am PokerStars.com Shark Cage 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Gillette World Sport 1.55 Challenge Weymouth 2.50 FIM Superbike World Championship 3.45 Volkswagen Racing Cup 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.10 Deal Or No Deal: Double Trouble - Grandparents

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Finding A Family (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kyle is cut up when he discovers that Phoebe is pregnant, and she struggles to decide whether or not to keep the baby.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland.

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series follows life in the modern-day Skeldale Veterinary Centre. Julian is called out to a help a cow that is struggling to deliver a huge calf.

9.00 Body Donors Documentary series following two people who have donated their bodies to science, both before the death and after.

Diana has time to plan her own memorial service, while Mike meets the anatomy students who will be working on his cadaver.

10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation US crime drama.

Familiar faces return to help investigate when a catastrophic case paralyses Las Vegas.

11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series about a team of forensic investigators.

12.45am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 Angry Britain: Travel Rage 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 One Hundred And Eighty! 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 10.00 Stop Search Seize 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x3)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Reggie Yates: Race Riots USA. See highlights. 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Fried 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Reggie Yates: Race Riots USA 1.30 KKK: The Fight For White Supremacy 2.30 Fried 3.00 Reggie Yates: Race Riots

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Canals - The Making Of A Nation 8.30 Hive Minds 9.00 The Search For Alfred The Great 10.00 Treasures Of The Anglo Saxons 11.00 The Last Journey Of The Magna Carta King 12.00am Operation Jericho

12.40pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Derailed (2005) 11.15 The Job Lot 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.35am Fake Reaction 1.10 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.50 On The Buses 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Trial And Retribution (x2)

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Baby Daddy 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Rude Tube 10.00 Bad Robots 10.30 How To Pull The Date Of Your Dreams 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Nashville

2.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.45 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 6.50 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Homes By The Sea 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 24 Hours In A&E 12.15am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Reap The Wild Wind (1942) 1.30pm The Towering Inferno (1974) 4.50 The Bandit Of Sherwood Forest (1946) 6.45 The Duellists (1977) 8.50 The Martian Interview Special 9.00 Prometheus (2012) 11.25 Serenity (2005) 1.40am Red Hill (2010)

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WEDNESDAY 30 Midwinter Of The Spirit ITV1, 9pm Second in a three-part supernatural thriller which, in its very genre description, might give you a hint as to what priest and trainee exorcist Merrily Watkins is about to experience.

Can you train to be an exorcist without being a priest, by the way? The police ask for Merrily’s help in the wake of a killing.

Forces Marriage Cops Channel 4, 10pm Award-winning director Anna Hall spends over a year with the public protection teams at Greater Manchester Police, following their attempts to protect the victims of forced marriage and bring those doing the forcing to justice. First and second generation battles shine a light on this hidden danger.

Asian Provocateur BBC3, 10pm Our favourite grumpy Horsham comedian Romesh Ranganathan considers himself utterly British, with no interest whatsoever in his Sri Lankan roots, learning a word of Tamil, or visiting his parents’ country of origin. His mum’s not happy about this, and so decides to send him on an odyssey of Sri Lanka. Gonna. Be. Awesome.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Rosies 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Film Live Academy 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Bookenders 2.00 The Rosies 2.30 Film Live Academy 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn.

7.00 Latest Homes Live A pioneering property show, a commercial feature, with homes for sale and to let in the area, iconic buildings, local history, architecture and finance tips.

7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 The Easy Riders The Easy Riders continue to battle the elements as Danny John-Jules decides there's only one way to keep warm, but will the locals approve?

9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop A showcase for the best film makers, animators and video artists in the East Midlands.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 The Easy Riders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Pound Shop Wars Documentary series following the competition between pound shop chains.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off Amateur baking challenge. In the semi-final, the remaining bakers must get to grips with the one of the most difficult ingredients - chocolate.

9.00 Doctor Foster Contemporary drama. A trusted GP sees her charmed life explode when she suspects her husband of an affair.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the lighthearted sports quiz. Team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by England captain Steph Houghton, Ashes winner Michael Vaughan, European tour golfer Tommy Fleetwood and Commonwealth silver medal-winning athlete Will Sharman.

11.05 Room 101 - Extra Storage Frank Skinner referees three celebrities as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare.

11.45 FILM: Sliding Doors (1998) Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, John Hannah. Romantic comedy.

1.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.25 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.45 Thief Trackers 8.15 Pound Shop Wars 8.45 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Rockford Files 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 Africa 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball gives us all the backstage gossip and exclusive news from Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 Food & Drink This edition is all about simple cooking.

7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition.

8.00 Welcome To The Mosque Documentary filmmaker Robb Leech explores Europe’s biggest Muslim community, in the heart of London’s East End. 9.00 Face Of Britain By Simon Schama Simon Schama explores the history of British portraiture. In the first episode, Simon explores the eternal power of portraiture. Before we can walk and talk, we become readers of faces.

10.00 QI Stephen Fry presents a killer edition of the quiz about quite interesting facts. With Sandi Toksvig, Trevor Noah, Jason Manford and Alan Davies.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 Today At Conference Andrew Neil presents highlights of the Liberal Democrats’ annual conference.

11.45 Countdown To Life: The Extraordinary Making Of You The thrilling story of how you were made.

12.45am Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure The 1.45 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Andy and Aaron struggle over the shooting.

7.30 Coronation Street Can Kevin convince Tim to forgive and forget?

Fiz and Tyrone face uncertain times.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the gameshow in which three celebrity couples battle it out to see who knows the most about their other half in a bid to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity. This week, Coronation Street’s Jimi Mistry and his wife, dancer Flavia CacaceMistry, tennis legend Martina Navratilova and her wife Julia Lemigova, and television presenter Sean Fletcher and his wife Luned, all go head to head.

9.00 Midwinter Of The Spirit See highlights.

10.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents extended highlights of all the Premier League teams in action.

11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.45 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Mark Pougatch presents more action from two nights of Champions League football.

12.20am Goodwood Revival 2015 1.10 Jackpot247 3.00 Don’t Blow The Inheritance 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tony’s shock decision means that Harry’s time in Hollyoaks looks like it is coming to an end.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property advice series with Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer, who here catch up with two uncompromising couples. Mo and fiancee Jon were buying their first home together in Birmingham, but couldn’t agree on anything from location to the number of bedrooms.

9.00 Grand Designs Property design series. Angelo Mastropietro plans to spend 100,000 pounds turning a dark abandoned cave into a retreat to help him cope with a recent diagnosis of multiple sclerosis. Months of carving, cutting and drilling into the hillside are needed just to create the rooms and prepare the space for electricity and running water, let alone make the cave comfortable for contemporary living.

10.00 Forced Marriage Cops See highlights.

11.00 Sex Diaries: Webcam Couples Series exploring extraordinary love lives in today’s Britain.

12.05am MUSIC ON 4: Blink 12.35 Shooting Gallery 1.15 The Catch 2.10 FILM: Big Nothing (2006) 3.35 FILM: Pancham Unmixed (2008) 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud 2 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Deadly Sibling Rivalry (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kyle is returned to hospital and diagnosed with septicaemia.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Nevada Triangle: The Missing Evidence Documentary series investigating conspiracy theories.

8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras.

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt.

Britain’s best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents facing furious employees and some truly heartbreaking evictions.

10.00 Wentworth Prison Graphic drama series set inside a women’s prison in Melbourne. Bea uses her alliance with Fletch to drive a wedge between Vera and Ferguson, which sets in motion a chain of unstoppable events.

11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York.

12.45am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets Of Underground Britain 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 One Hundred And Eighty! 9.00 You, Me And The Apocalypse 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.50 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.30am Forever 2.30 Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Bangkok Airport 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Asian Provocateur. See highlights 10.30 Bad Education 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Asian Provocateur 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Reggie Yates: Race Riots USA 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Brick By Brick: Rebuilding Our Past 9.00 Dark Side Of The Greens 10.00 Horizon The Age Of Big Data 11.00 Woolly Mammoth: Secrets From The Ice 12.00am Brick By Brick: Rebuilding Our Past 1.00 The Inca: Masters Of The Clouds

12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Keyhole 10.00 Release The Hounds 11.00 Tricked: More Favourite Tricks 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Long Lost Family 9.00 Britain’s Busiest Airport Heathrow 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 The Vice 12.15am Blue Murder

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Baby Daddy 8.00 FILM: Bride Wars (2009) 9.50 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 10.00 Nashville 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am New Girl

2.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Four Rooms 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am A Lawless Street (1955) 12.35pm Von Ryan’s Express (1965) 2.50 The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1960) 4.50 The Man From Colorado (1948) 6.50 Fair Game (2010) 9.00 G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2012) 11.10 Savages (2012) 1.45am Heli (2013)

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THURSDAY 1 Hunted Channel 4, 9pm It’s not easy staying off the grid in a country as constantly monitored as the UK. This documentary series continues with its interesting twists and turns to track 14 UK citizen fugitives. Stephen and Martin have the right idea travelling along canal towpaths. Take note future fugitives.

Boy Meets Girl BBC2, 9.30pm Geoff has promised to give Leo a trial as a salesman at his car showroom. Only problem is, Geoff is getting so creepy and inappropriate about Judy, Leo’s finding it hard to take. Tony’s poorly, and when he finds out his dad’s been reading about transsexuals he jumps to a big wrong conclusion.

The Almost Impossible Gameshow ITV2, 9pm Irish comedy YouTube comedy sensation The Rubberbandits provide the commentary for this brand new game show. Like alive action old stylee arcade game, the contestants are given fifty lives to start off with, and the aim is to complete five tricky challenges without losing the lot.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 The Easy Riders 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Movie Line 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Bookenders 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 Movie Line 3.00 Latest TV’s Big News 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

6.30 Digital Nation From north, south, east and west, the most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

7.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls weekly show with Latest Sport.

Featuring news about all the squads and competitions. Classic games from the club's archives and much more.

10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates, and the up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 Digital Nation 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Families reach breaking point as the fallout of recent events continues to send shockwaves around the Square.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Eat Well For Less? Gregg Wallace and greengrocer Chris Bavin help families across the UK sort food fact from fiction and eat well for less.

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Journalist Anita Rani never met her maternal grandfather Sant Singh - all she has been told is that he suffered terrible tragedy at the time of India’s Partition. Anita’s mother also tells her that Sant had another wife and family before marrying Anita’s grandmother. Armed with this knowledge, Anita travels to India to see if she can find out more about her grandfather’s first family and discover what happened to them during Partition.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience.

11.35 This Week A political review of the week, presented by Andrew Neil.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.45 Thief Trackers 8.15 Eat Well For Less?

9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Rockford Files 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 Africa 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action.

7.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites Cookery series. In this episode Mary takes inspiration from the herb garden.

7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition.

8.00 World’s Weirdest Events Chris reveals how deadly poisonous frogs can saves lives, why we see faces in everything and how one woman’s pants spontaneously burst into flame.

9.00 Cradle To Grave Sitcom based on a book by Danny Baker. Spud begins a life away from the docks and Danny finally enters Miss Blondel’s dark room.

9.30 Boy Meets Girl Comedy series.

See highlights.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for topical comedy featuring guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe.

10.30 Newsnight 11.15 The Naked Choir With Gareth Malone Gareth Malone presents the search for the nation’s best amateur a cappella group.

12.15am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.45 Sign Zone: Horizon: Which Universe Are We In? 1.45 Sign Zone: Doctor Who

ITV1

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Rugby World Cup: Wales V Fiji

6.45 ITV News Meridian 6.55 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Lawrence takes matters into his own hands. Cain grows conflicted over Kyle.

8.00 The Daily Mirror Pride Of Britain Awards 2015 Prince Charles, prime minister David Cameron and more than 100 stars salute the nation’s unsung heroes at the Daily Mirror’s Pride of Britain Awards 2015.

Hosted by Carol Vorderman, celebrities Simon Cowell, Dame Shirley Bassey, Cheryl FernandezVersini, David Walliams, Jeremy Piven and Little Mix are among those paying tribute to some truly inspiring people, aged from eight to 94.

Winners range from an elderly retired couple who turned their home into a school for bullied children, to a courageous woman who took on the drug dealers and petty criminals on her estate.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights Mark Pougatch presents highlights from week two of the UEFA Europa League as Tottenham travel to Monaco, Liverpool face Swiss side FC Sion and Celtic host Fenerbahce.

11.55 Rugby World Cup Highlights Highlights of Wales v Fiji from the Millennium Stadium.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Cindy makes a startling discovery. Tegan sees that Celine can’t let go of the past, while Holly continues to make bad decisions.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke presents the property design series.

George meets a young man who bought a 70-year-old boat for £5000 that he intends to turn into a home.

To find a shipmate to help with the restoration, he turns to an internet dating site.

9.00 Hunted See highlights.

10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship. Manchester-based selfconfessed ‘player’ Geo is pulling out all the stops to find a girl he can have a steady relationship with: will a bunch of flowers and champagne impress 19-year-old Heather?

11.05 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which viewers open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular shows.

12.10am Educating Cardiff 1.05 Undercover Boss Australia 2.00 Forced Marriage Cops 2.55 Location, Location, Location 3.50 Deal Or No Deal 4.40 Fifteen To One 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Gourmet Detective (2015) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac is reeling after Hunter’s bombshell that he is Zac’s son and is adamant that it is all a misunderstanding.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Underground Britain Documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the UK’s subterranean wonders.

8.00 Building The London Underground A fascinating look at the great engineering leaps that built the London Underground, the biggest metro system in the world.

9.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys Chris continues his exploration of the world’s most extreme railway lines. From Bangkok to Mandalay, Chris’s journey takes him nearly 2,000 miles through some extraordinary places.

10.00 FILM: The Expendables (2010) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Steve Austin, Eric Roberts. Ensemble action film in which a group of elite mercenaries are hired to overthrow a ruthless South American dictator.

11.50 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series focusing on how CCTV and technological advances are helping to fight crime.

12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Now That’s Funny 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor(x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 FILM: Boat Trip (2002) 10.50 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.50 Hawaii Five0 (x2) 1.40am Forever 2.30 Road Wars (x3) 5.00 UK Border Force

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Being Human 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Family Guy 12.45 Being Human 1.45 Asian Provocateur 2.15 Fried 2.45 Sunny D 3.00 Asian Provocateur 3.30 Fried

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Ian Hislop’s Age Of The Do-Gooders 9.00 Oak Tree: Nature’s Greatest Survivor 10.30 Detectorists (x2) 11.30 After Life: The Strange Science Of Decay 1.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.35 Treasures Of The Anglo Saxons 2.35 Oak Tree: Nature’s Greatest Survivor

1.40pm Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! A-Z 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow. See highlights. 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: Billy Madison (1995) 12.40am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Where The Heart Is 4.20 Doctor In The House 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Inspector Morse

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Baby Daddy 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Tattoos After Dark (x2)

2.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.45 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Titchmarsh On Capability Brown 10.00 24 Hours In A&E (x2) 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am White Feather (1955) 1.05pm The Halls Of Montezuma (1950) 3.20 The Last Wagon (1956) 5.20 Sword Of Sherwood Forest (1960) 7.00 Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (2008) 9.00 Zombieland (2009) 10.45 Under The Skin (2013) 12.35am Fatal Attraction (1987)

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FRIDAY 2 The Kennedys BBC1, 9.30pm Everybody loves a retro sitcom, right? So what’s more ‘70s than a dinner party? Brenda decides it’s high time Jessop Square had one, what with it being so chic an’ that. Nobody has ever had one before so it’s down to her to set the standard, so no pressure.

And Emma and Julie embark on a secret whisper feud. As you do.

Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise BBC2, 9.30pm So beautifully shot, you can bet this’ll bring about location-envy within the opening credits. This nature documentary dives into the rarely seen South American wilderness. From the Andes peaks to the dry desert, see giant guinea pigs, desert-dwelling penguins and camels. Coo.

Resistance More4, 9pm The French Resistance has fascinated dramatists and historians ever since its existence became known. This drama looks at the organisation in occupied Paris and the surrounding areas. Lili takes drastic action to escape the Gestapo before returning to Paris. Desperate times...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Northern Cuisine 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 You Make It, We Show It! 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x4) 1.30pm Best of Brighton Lights 2.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories.

7.00 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future.

8.30 Digital Nation The most inspiring, amazing and amusing stories of the week.

9.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

9.30 Bored Gamers Redux Highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming.

10.00 Beyond The Grave Josh Ellis is joined by Lou Pope, a psychic medium.

10.30 Beyond The Grave 11.00 Noise Reel 11.45 Noise Reel Extra 12.00am Under The Radar 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 On The Verge 2.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 3.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Beyond The Grave (x2) 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2)

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders As Carol prepares to leave Walford, the residents of Albert Square reel from the previous day’s events.

8.30 Still Open All Hours 9.00 Have I Got News For You Comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week’s news.

Team captains are Private Eye editor Ian Hislop and poker-faced comedian Paul Merton.

9.30 The Kennedys See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and celebrity culture..

11.25 Asian Provocateur Comedian Romesh Ranganathan considers himself British through and through.

He has almost zero desire to go to Sri Lanka. Romesh goes on an odyssey around the motherland. Not that he’s that happy about it.

11.55 Pound Shop Wars Documentary series.

12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.30 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.45 Thief Trackers 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Great British Menu 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Rockford Files 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 Africa 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action.

7.00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites Cookery series.

7.30 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition.

8.00 Mastermind The specialist subjects in this heat are silent cinema, the band Hawkwind, the Ballets Russes and King Henry V. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Sister series to The Great British Bake Off, in which Jo Brand is joined by three celebrity fans to take a look at the most recent episode, with interviews and unseen footage. Jo Brand is joined by three celebrity Bake Off fans to dissect the penultimate week in the tent, where the bakers tackled chocolate.

9.30 Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.00 Artsnight 11.30 Later... With Jools Holland Music programme featuring live sessions.

12.35am FILM: Cash (2007) 2.15 Sign Zone: Question Time 3.15 Sign Zone: Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Bernice is rocked

by Lawrence’s decision. Will Pollard’s actions push David away for good?

Kerry reveals too much to Kyle.

7.30 Rugby World Cup: New Zealand V Georgia The All Blacks’ penultimate Pool C fixture sees them taking on Georgia at Cardiff’s Millennium Stadium. The Georgians are renowned for their physicality and scrummaging, but the best European rugby team outside the Six Nations will be hard-pressed to match the World Champions. Georgia are coached by New Zealander Milton Haig. Presented by Mark DurdenSmith with Sean Fitzpatrick, Jason Robinson and George Gregan.

Commentary from Simon Ward and Geordan Murphy.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.50 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith presents highlights of New Zealand’s Pool C match against Georgia from Cardiff, with analysis from Ugo Monye and Maggie Alphonsi.

11.20 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) Starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, John Ortiz, Laz Alonso, Gal Gadot, Jack Conley. Fourth film in the wheel-squealing action series.

1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 A Place In The Sun 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Dr S’Avage is forced to face the truth when his darkest suspicions are confirmed.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jimmy Carr Does Deal Or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the allimportant question as celebrity contestant Jimmy Carr battles the Banker in a quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000 for his chosen charity.

9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which viewers open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Alan’s guests include comedian Sarah Millican who talks about her new Outsider stand up tour, while music is from the legendary Morrissey who performs Kiss Me a Lot in the studio.

11.05 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship.

12.05am Bad Robots 12.30 Rude Tube 1.25 FILM: The Last Exorcism (2010) 2.50 Supernatural 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Fifteen To One

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 A Three Pines Mystery: Still Life 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Frustrated that he keeps falling asleep while studying, Josh reconnects with Damo and buys some stronger drugs to help him stay awake.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring stir-crazy hamsters, tortoises with attitude problems, sweary parrots, Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, and Hamlet the pet pig and Instagram star.

8.00 Sham Weddings & Bogus Brides Documentary in which investigative journalist Paul Connolly goes undercover, posing as a fake best man in order to halt a sham wedding.

9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Crime drama spin-off. An officer dies while working on the security of the Vice Chief of Naval Operations, leading to Brody being placed under investigation.

10.00 NCIS Naval police drama series. The murder of a port authority officer reveals Parsa’s possible whereabouts, as the team continues their tireless hunt.

10.55 NCIS: Los Angeles US police drama series.

11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Amy Winehouse 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Mount Pleasant 10.00 One Hundred And Eighty! 11.00 Zoo 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 12.50 Hawaii Five-0 (x4) 4.20 UK Border Force (x2)

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.10 Doctor Who 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Murder In Successville 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 1.30 Asian Provocateur

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Leeds International Piano Competition 2015 9.00 Biggest Band Break Ups And Make Ups 10.00 The Story Of Indie Music 11.00 BBC Music John Peel Lecture 2015 With Brian Eno 12.00am Joy Division 1.35 Biggest Band Break Ups And Make Ups

12.10pm Emmerdale 1.10 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!: Sport Special 8.00 FILM: The Back-up Plan (2010) 10.10 FILM: Derailed (2005) 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.10 The Almost Impossible Gameshow

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 In Loving Memory 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 The Vice 12.10am Wycliffe

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Baby Daddy 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Star Trek (2009) 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell

2.00pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.40 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Resistance.

See highlights. 10.20 FILM: Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 12.30am Grand Designs Revisited

11.00am Lonely Are The Brave (1962) 1.10pm Genevieve (1953) 2.55 Thunder Island (1963) 4.15 The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery (1966) 6.05 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9.00 The Cold Light Of Day (2012) 10.50 Young Detective Dee: Rise Of The Sea Dragon (2013) 1.30am Sixteen Candles (1984)

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SATURDAY 3 Doctor Who BBC1, 8.25pm Talk about claustrophobia! All you need is a whole load of water above you and an impossible threat with you and you’ve got a classic Doctor Who scenario.

Boom! The Doctor and Clara find themselves in an underwater base with a frightened crew and... could it be ghosts? Proper ‘woo woo’ time.

FILM: Bridesmaids Channel 4, 9pm A modern comedy classic as Kristen Wiig struggles to keep her best friend’s wedding on track in the face of mucho adversity. Not least of which is the bride’s new pal who seems determined to get involved with everything – really sparkily too, the cunning bright-eyed floozy.

Lots of fun and no holds barred.

Music For Misfits: The Story Of Indie BBC4, 11.30pm Born in the heart of music rebellion with punk, came the start of the independent music label. Take that, the Man! Featuring music from Joy Division, Throbbing Gristle, Echo And The Bunnymen, Orange Juice and Aztec Camera, and talking heads from many folk.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Bowlegs 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Noise Reel 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Noise Reel Extra 10.45 Noise Reel Extra 11.00 Albion Night 2.00pm Teleshopping 2.30 Latest News 3.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 4.00 Latest News 4.30 Digital Nation 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Noise Reel Extra 5.45 Noise Reel Extra 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

6.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

7.00 Movie Line All the latest movie news, reviews and previews. With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn.

7.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

8.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Black Rooster 9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces short films

by Tony Burke, Daniel Cerisola, and Lara Heller.

11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Noise Reel 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Movie Line 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 The Guy Lloyd Telly Show 2.00 You Make It, We Show It 2.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Black Rooster 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Rugby League 2.00 Bargain Hunt 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.30 Pointless Celebrities

6.20 Strictly Come Dancing Celebrities pair up with professional dancers in this dancing competition.

Hosted by Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly.

8.25 Doctor Who See highlights.

9.10 Casualty Hospital drama. Iain and Dixie are pushed to the limit, but their rewards are many.

10.00 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Draws.

10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League.

11.55 FILM: Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) Starring Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, David Koechner, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, Fred Willard, Seth Rogen, Chris Parnell and Kathryn Hahn. Knockabout comedy set in the sexist world of 1970s newscasting.

Ron Burgundy, San Diego’s top-rated anchorman, reigns supreme in the allmale world of television news, until the arrival of an ambitious female reporter upsets the status quo. When she steps in to present the programme in Ron’s absence, an uncivil war breaks out in the newsroom.

1.25am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.30 BBC News

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6.00am FILM: Gunga Din (1939) 7.55 FILM: Dean Spanley (2008) 9.30 The Women’s Football Show 10.00 Animal Park 10.30 More Creatures Great And Small 11.00 Animal SOS 11.30 Animal SOS 12.00pm Great British Menu 12.30 Great British Menu 1.00 Great British Menu 1.30 Great British Menu 2.00 FILM: Silk Stockings (1957) 3.55 Flog It! 4.55 World’s Busiest Railway 2015 5.55 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure 6.55 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

7.30 Honey Badgers: Masters Of Mayhem - Natural World Three enthusiasts investigate the honey badger’s fearsome reputation.

8.25 Dad’s Army Wartime sitcom.

9.00 Cradle To Grave Sitcom based on a book by Danny Baker. Spud begins a life away from the docks and Danny finally enters Miss Blondel’s dark room.

9.30 Boy Meets Girl Comedy series.

Geoff has promised to give Leo a tryout as a salesman at his car showroom.

10.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Sister series to The Great British Bake Off, in which Jo Brand is joined by three celebrity fans to take a look at the most recent episode, with interviews and unseen footage.

10.30 In Case You Missed It Dara O Briain hosts a unique TV review show featuring such family favourites as the Jeremy Kyle Kids Show and the National Health Lottery, and there is also a sneak preview of Mary Berry’s Powertools Special.

11.00 FILM: Hunky Dory (2011) Starring Minnie Driver, Kristian Gwilliam. In the heat of the summer of 1976, a drama teacher tries to put on an end-of-year music version of Shakespeare’s The Tempest.

12.40am FILM: Skeletons (2010)

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.25 Adventure Time 7.45 Avengers Assemble 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Jessie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Unforgettable Frankie Howerd 10.00 All Star Family Fortunes 10.45 The X Factor 12.45pm ITV News 12.55 Downton Abbey 2.00 Rugby World Cup: Samoa v Japan 4.20 Rugby World Cup: Scotland v South Africa 6.50 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News; Weather 7.15 Rugby World Cup: England v Australia The old foes meet at Twickenham in a Pool A crunch match. England have often come out on top against Australia in the Rugby World Cup, most notably grabbing the glory in the 2003 final. The last meeting between these two sides took place in November 2014, with England winning - thanks to two tries from Ben Morgan and 16 points from the boot of George Ford. With Wales also among the sides vying for the qualification spots, the stakes could not be higher. Presented by John Inverdale with Sir Clive Woodward, Jonny Wilkinson and Michael Lynagh in the studio, and Jason Robinson and Danny Cipriani pitchside.

Commentary from Nick Mullins, Lawrence Dallaglio and Ben Kay. 10.15 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon hosts the classic game show.

On the panel this week are reality TV star Mark Wright, writer and broadcaster Janet Street-Porter and presenter Vernon Kay. 11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.35 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith presents highlights of England’s crucial Pool A match against Australia from Twickenham.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Show Me The Telly 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 World Mountain Running Championships 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.50 Come Dine With Me 11.25 Come Dine With Me 11.55 Come Dine With Me 12.25pm Come Dine With Me 12.55 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Channel 4 News 4.35 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.05 Location, Location, Location Property advice series with Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer. In south west London, Kirstie’s with Jason and Jaye, who’ve been long distance partners for too long.

7.00 Celebrity Benchmark Celebrity version of the game show hosted by Paddy McGuinness. Ten celebrity ‘Benchmarkers’ help Chris Ramsey and Joe Swash go head-to-head at the start of the show to determine who will become the main contestant and compete on behalf of their chosen charity.

8.00 Britain’s Best Loved Sitcoms First of a two-part series, narrated by Tamsin Greig, paying homage to the shows that have made us laugh out loud in our millions over the past half century. From modern hits like The Office, Twenty Twelve, Mrs Brown’s Boys and Peep Show, all the way back to older classics such as The Likely Lads, Dad’s Army and Steptoe and Son. 9.00 FILM: Bridesmaids (2011) See highlights.

11.30 FILM: Hope Springs (2012) Starring Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones, Steve Carell, Jean Smart.

Romantic comedy.

1.25am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.25 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Fifteen To One

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.30 Paw Patrol 7.45 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Access 10.50 Cowboy Builders 11.50 Cowboy Builders 12.50pm FILM: Crazy For Christmas (2005) 2.45 FILM: A Christmas Kiss (2011) 4.30 FILM: Help For Christmas (2012) 6.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Heartbreaking stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt.

7.05 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops Comedy clip show.

7.35 Funniest Falls, Fails & Flops Comedy clip show.

8.00 Now That’s Funny! A series showcasing the most hilarious internet videos.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Football League Tonight Kelly Cates and George Riley introduce highlights of all the day’s games, including Leeds v Birmingham at Elland Road, Wolves hosting Huddersfield, and early-season pacesetters Brighton’s match against Cardiff at the Amex.

10.30 Michael Buble’s Christmas Special Michael Buble presents a Christmas entertainment special featuring a mix of classic festive songs and special guests. Mary J Blige joins Michael for two numbers including Run, Run Rudolph, while Mariah Carey shares the vocals on classics including All I Want for Christmas is You. 11.25 Crazy Christmas Compulsives Concluding episode of a two-part documentary.

12.25am The Gadget Show 1.20 SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet 4.00 Body Donors 4.50 Make It Big 5.20 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 FILM: Confessions Of A Shopaholic (2009) 9.40 FILM: Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) 11.45 Family Guy 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 12.50 Family Guy 1.10 Family Guy 1.30 Family Guy 1.55 Asian Provocateur

7.00pm Three Men Go To Scotland 8.00 The Search For Alfred The Great 9.00 Beck: The Invasion 10.30 Biggest Band Break Ups And Make Ups 11.30 Music For Misfits: The Story Of Indie. See highlights. 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.05 A Very British Murder With Lucy Worsley 2.05 Joy Division

12.10pm You’ve Been Framed: Kids! 1.10 The X Factor 3.15 The Xtra Factor 4.20 Catchphrase 5.00 FILM: The Polar Express (2004) 6.55 FILM: Rumor Has It (2005) 9.00 FILM: Practical Magic (1998) 11.15 Celebrity Juice 12.05am The Almost Impossible Gameshow 1.05 Release The Hounds

6.00am Movies Now 6.10 Where The Heart Is 7.00 Where The Heart Is 8.05 Sherlock Holmes: The Eligible Bachelor 10.30 Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide 12.25pm Inspector Morse 2.45 Foyle’s War 4.50 Foyle’s War 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Lewis 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.00am Inspector Morse

9.00am Melissa & Joey (x2) 10.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 11.00 The Goldbergs (x2) 12.00pm FILM: Dr Seuss’ Horton Hears A Who (2008) 1.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 6.00 FILM: Bride Wars (2009) 7.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 10.30 Gogglebox (x2) 12.40am Bad Robots

1.00pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.40 Grand Designs (x2) 5.50 Homes By The Sea 6.55 Titchmarsh On Capability Brown 8.00 Prince Philip: The Plot To Make A King 9.00 The Other Prince William 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.10 The World’s Biggest Penis 12.15am The Mega Brothel

11.00am City Of Ember (2008) 1.00pm Catch That Kid (2004) 2.45 The Iron Giant (1999) 4.25 Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 6.10 Robin Hood (2010) 8.55 Macbeth Interview Special 9.00 Iron Man (2008) 11.25 V/H/S/2 (2013) 1.20am Memento (2000) 3.40 Close

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SUNDAY 4 The X Factor ITV1, 7pm Not had enough tears on telly lately? Reckon the singers are beginning to get into their stride?

Fear not. It’s the return of the sixchair challenge this week, with the four judges deciding who their favourites in each category really are, with ramifications aplenty. Who will go through to judges’ houses? Watch and see.

From Darkness BBC1, 9pm Brand new Sunday night crime drama arrives on BBC1 starring Anne-Marie Duff. She’s had a bit of a hard time of it at the Greater Manchester Police back in the mid-90s, what with being ignored and overlooked so relocates to the remote island of Canna with her bloke and daughter. But the past is catching up.

FILM: The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Film4, 6.40pm This’ll pick up any Sunday blues you may be harbouring. A sweet coming-of-age drama starring Logan Lerman as a bookish teen introvert befriended by a pair of cultured step-siblings who introduce him to the world. One of Emma Watson’s first postPotter forays.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 The Music of Barry Mills 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Noise Floor 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Noise Floor 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Under The Radar 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Under The Radar 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00pm Noise Reel 12.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2) 1.00 The Music of Barry Mills 1.30 You Make It, We Show It! 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 Millionaires' Row 3.30 Growing Concerns 4.00 Family, Faith And Fun 4.30 The Rosies 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 The Music of Barry Mills 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national and international updates and an up-to-date forecast for your area and beyond.

6.30 Football Fans Latest Bill travels between football grounds to get the opinions of the fans straight after the action. This week it's Albion v Hull.

7.00 The Easy Riders: Steak Dinner As the challenge reaches its final leg, Danny, Steve and George tot up their remaining cash before heading to Valencia. But will they make it in one piece?

7.30 Latest News 8.00 You Make It, We Show It! Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public.

8.30 Latest News 9.00 FilmFest On TV Jessica Kellgren Hayes introduces Latest TV's very own weekly Film Festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and new brand new work from film makers.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos.

11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Football Fans 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 You Make It, We Show It! 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest On TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.10 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile Anita Rani and Helen Skelton are on the coast of Morecambe Bay in the far northwestern corner of Lancashire. Anita takes a cycle ride along the coast near Silverdale - a stretch of the bay that is fabled for its sunsets. She also takes a detour to Leighton Moss RSPB Reserve, where the black-tailed godwits put on a spectacular autumn show.

7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Results from the latest round of the celebrity ballroom dancing competition.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce introduces a return visit to Durham Cathedral, where she admires a remarkable collection of rare books in the cathedral’s collection, including a 7th-century bible and an early version of Magna Carta, while ceramics specialist John Axford is charmed by a late 19thcentury plate whose childlike decoration belies its value. .

9.00 From Darkness See highlights.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of the day’s matches.

11.45 The Women’s Football Show Football series looking at the biggest issues in the women’s game.

12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

6.00 Rugby League Super League Play-Offs Tanya Arnold presents highlights of the Super League playoff semi-finals.

7.00 Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise Documentary series delving into a rarely seen South American wilderness.

8.00 Licence To Thrill: Paul Hollywood Meets Aston Martin Baker Paul Hollywood explores the world of Aston Martin cars.

9.00 Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week 29 of the fittest men and women in the UK take part in gruelling tests used by some of the world’s harshest army regimes, in a search to find the UK’s toughest recruit. They have survived the initiation programmes of five of the world’s toughest army units. Now, for the final, the remaining six recruits will face the ultimate test - 48 hours with the British SAS. 10.00 Family Guy Animated series.

10.20 Family Guy Animated comedy.

10.45 Family Guy Animated comedy.

11.05 Top Coppers Cop-show comedy series.

11.35 FILM: Lucky Them (2013) Starring Toni Collette. Comedy drama about an established music journalist who investigates the disappearance of a famous musician.

1.05am FILM: Love (2011) 2.25 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.20 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 The Great British Bake Off 3.00 Eat Well For Less?

4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 The Great British Bake Off 5.50 BBC News

6.15am The Instant Gardener 7.00 Countryfile 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.30 Great British Menu 11.00 Athletics: Great Scottish Run 2.00pm NFL Live

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.45 Signed Stories: Share A Story 6.50 Sooty 7.05 Fish Hooks 7.25 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 7.45 Avengers Assemble 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Thunderbirds Are Go 9.00 Horrible Science 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 1.45pm ITV News 2.00 Rugby World Cup: Argentina v Tonga 4.20 Rugby World Cup: Ireland v Italy 6.45 ITV News Meridian 6.55 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The X Factor See highlights.

9.00 Downton Abbey Sixth and final series of the period drama following the lives of the aristocratic Crawley family and their servants at Downton Abbey. Preparations for the wedding of Mr Carson and Mrs Hughes are underway, but a misunderstanding threatens to shatter the peace. Edith meets up with an old acquaintance who comes to her assistance in an hour of need. Spratt has something to hide but Denker is hot on the trail, and Daisy jumps to conclusions when she hears about a plan of Cora’s.

Tensions mount over the hospital takeover, leading Isobel to offend a friend.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Rugby World Cup Highlights Mark Durden-Smith presents highlights of Ireland’s crucial Pool D match against Italy from the Olympic Stadium, as well as action from Argentina’s match against Tonga.

With analysis from David Flatman, Maggie Alphonsi and Geordan Murphy.

11.15 Perspectives: The Great American Love Song With Nicky Campbell Arts documentary series.

12.20am Murder, She Wrote 1.15 Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Caterham Motorsport 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Channel 4 Racing: Prix De L’Arc De Triomphe 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 FILM: School Of Rock (2003)

6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Homes By The Sea Architectural designer Charlie Luxton embarks on a nationwide journey to visit some of Britain’s best homes by the sea. In the first programme of the new series, Charlie heads to the amazing coastal county of Cornwall.

8.00 Cleopatra’s Lost Tomb Documentary following Dr Kathleen Martinez, a criminal lawyer turned maverick archaeologist, as she searches for Cleopatra’s lost tomb.

9.00 This Is England ‘90 Follow-up miniseries to Shane Meadows’ award-winning This Is England ‘86 and ‘88. Winter has arrived and there is a promise of new beginnings for Combo, Lol and Woody - but nothing ever works out as planned. Kelly is in a very dark place, Shaun has grown in to the man he was meant to be, and Milky must deal with demons from his past.

10.40 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which viewers open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows.

11.45 Embarrassing Bodies: 36-Stone Woman A one-off special of the health series.

12.45am FILM: The Stone Roses: Made Of Stone (2013) 2.30 Come Dine With Me (x4) 4.10 Fifteen To One 5.00 Location, Location, Location

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Roobarb And Custard Too 7.15 Make Way For Noddy 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 7.55 Wanda And The Alien 8.05 Zack And Quack 8.20 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.35 Jelly Jamm 8.55 LazyTown 9.20 Dora And Friends 9.50 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.25 Football League Tonight 11.55 Access 12.05pm The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies: Christmas Special 1.05 Crazy Christmas Compulsives 2.10 FILM: My Santa (2013) 3.50 FILM: The Horse Whisperer (1998) 7.05 5 News Weekend 7.10 FILM: Hancock (2008) Starring Will Smith, Jason Bateman, Charlize Theron, Jae Head, Eddie Marsan.

Action comedy about a disillusioned superhero. Cynical vigilante Hancock’s superhuman powers help him fight crime and save lives, regularly causing chaos and costing millions of dollars in property damage in the process. After saving the life of a public relations expert, he accepts the man’s offer to help improve his image - by paying the price for the damage he has caused.

9.00 FILM: That’s My Boy (2012) Starring Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, Vanilla Ice, James Caan, Milo Ventimiglia, Susan Sarandon. Comedy. While still in his teens, Donny fathered son Todd and raised him as a single parent up until Todd’s 18th birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd’s world comes crashing down on the eve of his wedding when an uninvited Donny suddenly shows up.

11.20 FILM: I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007) Starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Dan Aykroyd, Ving Rhames and Steve Buscemi. Comedy.

1.30am SuperCasino 3.10 Nevada Triangle: The Missing Evidence 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.20 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Victoria Nangle

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9.30am The Martian: Sky Movies Special 10.00 Futurama 10.30 Futurama 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm One Hundred And Eighty! (x2) 2.00 Futurama (x8) 6.00 The Simpsons (x6) 9.00 Zoo 10.00 The Force: Manchester 11.00 Stop Search Seize 12.00am Night Cops (x2) 2.00 Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Tropic Thunder (2008) 10.40 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Asian Provocateur 1.00 KKK: The Fight For White Supremacy 2.00 Fried 2.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.30 Asian Provocateur

7.00pm The Other Pompeii: Life And Death In Herculaneum 8.00 Woolly Mammoth: Secrets From The Ice 9.00 Rome’s Lost Empire 10.30 TOTP 2 John Lennon Special 11.00 Jazz Piano Gold 12.00am BBC Four Session: Georgie Fame 1.00 Bought With Love: The Secret History Of British Art Collections 2.00 TOTP 2

12.40pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.10 FILM: Uncle Buck (1989) 3.05 FILM: Beethoven (1992) 4.55 FILM: She’s The Man (2006) 7.00 FILM: Stormbreaker (2006) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: American Pie: The Wedding (2003) 12.00am FILM: Billy Madison (1995) 1.45 Guinness World Records

6.50am FILM: The Young Ones (1962) 9.05 Heartbeat (x2) 11.10 Murder, She Wrote 12.15pm Inspector Morse 2.30 FILM: Ben-Hur (1959) 6.50 Foyle’s War 9.00 Sunday Night At The Palladium 10.00 Birds Of A Feather 10.30 City Lights 11.35 FILM: Private Benjamin (1980) 1.50am Murder, She Wrote

10.00am Hollyoaks 12.35pm FILM: Planet 51 (2009) 2.20 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 2.30 Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 4.30 Bad(ish) Robots 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x7) 9.00 FILM: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 11.10 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.10am The IT Crowd (x2)

11.00am Titchmarsh On Capability Brown 12.05pm Homes By The Sea 1.10 Gadget Man (x3) 2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.25 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The Supervet 9.00 Nazi Megastructures 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am The Last Wagon (1956) 1.00pm Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 3.10 The Rugrats Movie (1998) 4.45 New In Town (2009) 6.40 The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (2012). See highlights. 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.50 Machete (2010) 12.55am The Wind That Shakes The Barley (2006) 3.35 Close

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MONDAY 5 Jamie’s Super Food Channel 4, 8pm With cold and flu season upon us it seems all the more important to pay attention to what might make us healthier. After all, there’s nothing better than noshing yourself through the winter without a sneeze or a sniffle. This week Jamie goes to Japan to harvest and eat seaweed, super food for the immune system.

The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver BBC2, 9pm Who needs to go abroad for mysterious and ancient civilisation? We’ve got the Celts!

Anthropologist professor Alice Roberts and archaeologist Neil Oliver explore the origins of the Celts in the Alps and their first contact with the Romans.

Is Britain Racist?

BBC3, 9pm Three quarters of the population say that they’re not racist at all, which leaves us with a very uncomfortable 25 per cent mingling but unidentified like moveable landmines. Mona Chalabi sends three reporters undercover to find out how much racist behaviour exists on Britain’s streets.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Teleshopping 6.30 Best of Brighton Lights 7.00 Teleshopping 7.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Teleshopping 9.30 Football Fans 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 The Easy Riders 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 The Vote (x3) 1.00pm The Newspapers 1.30 Growing Concerns 2.00 The Easy Riders 2.30 Football Fans 3.00 Latest TV's Big News 5.00 Noise Floor 5.30 Noise Floor 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Football Fans Latest Bill travels between football grounds to get the opinions of the fans straight after the action.

7.00 Guy Lloyd's Telly Show Guy Lloyd explores the subjects that affect our everyday life by searching YouTube and getting the views of guests and the general public.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Maastricht in The Netherlands and Drake's Restaurant in Brighton.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breaking bands.

11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton Nick Coquet’s misty-eyed, musical merry-go-round: 30 minutes of pop music, upcycled ephemera and stunning cinematography.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 Football Fans 1.00 Teleshopping 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11.45 Thief Trackers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Decimate 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 Inside Out Rachel Royce continues the story of the Bulgarian couple who arrived in January.

Natalie Graham discovers how postal employees are protecting the vulnerable from postal scams. And Robin Gibston meets the survivors of the IRA bombing of a Maidstone pub 40 years ago.

8.00 EastEnders Elaine’s new man makes himself at home in the Vic, but how will Linda react? Ian and Bobby return to the Square, but their arrival doesn’t quite go to plan.

8.30 Panorama Current affairs.

9.00 Wayne Rooney: The Man Behind The Goals That football bloke, innt?

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

11.20 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most.

12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 7.45 Thief Trackers 8.15 Escape To The Continent 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The Rockford Files 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 A Taste Of Britain 3.00 Best Bakes Ever 3.45 Attenborough: 60 Years In The Wild 4.45 Coast 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two All the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing.

7.00 Great British Menu Creative culinary competition. It’s finals week on Great British Menu.

8.00 University Challenge In the penultimate first round match, Queen Mary, London, clashes with Nuffield College, Oxford.

8.30 Only Connect Quiz show.

9.00 The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver See highlights.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis.

11.15 Monday At Conference James Landale presents highlights of the Conservative Party annual conference in Manchester.

11.45 Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week Series presented by Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff.

12.45am Face Of Britain By Simon Schama 1.45 Sign Zone: The Great British Bake Off 2.45 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are?

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes?

4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Vanessa avoids reality. Pollard cuts ties with David.

7.30 Coronation Street Tim warns Sally that she will be a laughing stock. Carla is shocked by a blast from her past.

8.00 Britain As Seen On ITV In celebration of 60 years of ITV, six decades of British life are recalled through archive footage, telling the story of the nation in a mosaic of clips from news programmes and documentaries.

8.30 Coronation Street Will Tim turn up to marry Sally? Carla is wrong-footed by Aidan’s deception.

Tyrone lands himself in hot water.

9.00 Doc Martin Drama series about a curmudgeonly country doctor and his patients in Cornwall. Martin reaches breaking point after being followed around by stray dog Buddy, so Louisa and Morwenna persuade him to find a new home for the dog with local vet Angela Sim. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 100 Year Old Drivers Ride Again Documentary sequel about some of Britain’s oldest drivers.

11.45 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Posh Pawn 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. The gloved hand killer sets sight on their next victim.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Pauline’s Story: Stand Up To Cancer Short film. Tom reveals how, after 30 years of marriage, he is dealing with the loss of his beloved wife Pauline.

8.00 Jamie’s Super Food See highlights.

8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover the truth about our food.

9.00 The Catch Documentary series following deep sea fishing crews as they carry out their dangerous work in rough waters. This episode explores the North Sea off the coast of Scotland, where rumour has it the fish are plentiful and the pay cheques are high.

10.00 Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers Series exploring extraordinary love lives in today’s Britain. This programme profiles British men who proudly declare their love - and their lust - for transgender girls.

11.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series.

12.05am Hunted 1.00 This Is England ‘90 2.20 Rangbhoomi 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 1001 Things You Should Know

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 Bob The Builder 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Yorkshire Vet 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Do You Know Me? (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Evie finds out that Josh has been taking drugs again and breaks up with him.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest tech.

8.00 Police Interceptors Actionpacked observational documentary series following the police interceptors of Durham and Cleveland. Interceptor Damien Stevens draws his stun gun on an aggressive driver.

9.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Heath Ledger Documentary series.

Forensic physician Dr Jason PayneJames examies the hours leading up to the mysterious death of Heath Ledger, who was one of Hollywood’s fastest rising stars following his lauded roles in ‘Brokeback Mountain’ and as the Joker in ‘The Dark Knight’.

10.00 FILM: The Four Feathers (2002) Starring Heath Ledger, Wes Bentley, Kate Hudson, Djimon Hounsou, Michael Sheen. War drama about a British army officer who is branded a coward after resigning his post before his regiment is shipped out to Sudan to counter a rebel uprising in 1884.

12.35am Tattoo Disasters: UK 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Underground Britain 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 9.00 Trollied 9.30 Moone Boy 10.00 Mount Pleasant 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear: Best Of Series 22 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Is Britain Racist?. See highlights.

10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Is Britain Racist? 1.30 Asian Provocateur 2.00 Reggie Yates: Race Riots

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 8.00 Legends Of The Deep: Deep Sea Sharks 9.00 The Great British Year 10.00 Circus Elephant Rampage: Storyville 11.00 Brick By Brick: Rebuilding Our Past 12.00am How To Build A Cathedral 12.55 Rome’s Lost Empire

10.20am The Real Housewives Of Atlanta (x2) 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Casino Royale (2006) 12.00am Celebrity Juice 12.45 Two And A Half Men

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Where The Heart Is 4.15 Doctor In The House 4.50 Rising Damp 5.15 In Loving Memory 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Women Behind Bars With Trevor McDonald 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 The Vice 12.10am Inspector Morse

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Bad(ish) Robots 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Babylon AD (2008) 10.45 Gogglebox 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.50am Rude Tube

11.20am FILM: The Stranger Wore A Gun (1953) 12.55pm Time Team 2.00 Come Dine With Me (x2) 4.45 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 5.45 A Place In The Sun (x2) 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Supervet 10.00 The World’s Most Extreme 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 1.15am The Supervet

11.00am The Enchanted Forest (1945) 12.35pm The Man From Colorado (1948) 2.35 The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1960) 4.35 Reap The Wild Wind (1942) 7.15 The Animal (2001) 9.00 Taken 2 (2012) 10.50 Lovelace (2013) 12.35am What Richard Did (2012) 2.20 Oki’s Movie (2010) 4.00 Close