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HEADS UP HEADS DOWN Jimmy Cliff The Honourable Jimmy Cliff is a Jamaican Ska and Reggae singer, musician, and actor. He is the only currently living musician to hold the Order of Merit, the highest honour that can be granted by the Jamaican government for achievement in the arts and sciences.

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Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 21 July 2015, £25.50/23.50, 01273 709709, brightondome.org

Yes Grammy award-winning rock giants, Yes, announce double-album 2016 Spring tour. The band will perform two of its iconic albums, Fragile and Drama, in their entirety, in addition to classic Yes tracks.

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ot this coming weekend but next weekend sees the arrival once again of Paddle Round The Pier. I love that we are the only people to have two piers and even when one of them is a (rather beautiful and possibly photographed more than Kim Kardashian’s backside) wreck, we still find a way to celebrate the fact in as rambunctious a way as possible. I’m doing a little dance at how determined we are to have fun.

It’s also got a great attitude towards the community at large, by bringing a buffet of water, street and urban sports to the table with try-out sessions and demonstrations abounding for even the most meek of parkour aspiring kids.

A lot has been said about the inactivity of the nation, about how our youth sits on a sofa in from of a TV set and shoots people sitting on other sofas on the other side of the country. But we live on the coast and as such, come the warm weather suddenly find our youth thronging to the seafront and perfectly happy to go and splash about.

I’m from the school of thought that it’s far too easy to get bored whilst exercising, whereas it’s much more enjoyable to inadvertently do some exercise whilst having fun. Which brings me back to Paddle Round The Pier. As well as showcasing all of the great new activities you can start ‘accidentally’ exercising with and how to climb high car parks in a single bound, there’s also the brilliance that are the races from pier to pier. If London has it’s ‘boat’ race down a river, its Oxbridge graduates should test their mad rowing skills against the waves breaking off two piers and the Sussex coast. Awesome to watch and cheer on! My especial favourite being the ‘Paddle Something Unusual’ race, in which a few years ago friends of mine saw their inflatable palm tree boat die a magnificent death. With this many treats in store, plus a music stage and food, I’m sure I’ll see you there.

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Andrew Kay Spring cleaning is on the cards

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Jessica on Film Women have had a raw deal in film, but things are changing

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Constellations Ingenious drama about free will and friendship comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton

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Take Part Fun exercise and activities for the older person from Zumba to Short Tennis!

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ANDREW KAY SPRING CLEAN To dust or not to dust

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uch as I love working for a magazine there is an occassional downside, not often I confess but once in a while I read the competitions and resent that I am not allowed to enter.

This happened very recently when we had a prize of a full deep clean of your home. Oh how I wanted that, I wanted to let someone in in the morning, leave for the day and find everything spick and span on my return.

I’m not an unclean person, far from it, I do like things done properly but I am untidy. I like things in order, that’s the Virgo in me, but the Aquarian in me is far more devil may care and it gives me such internal conflict.

I do crazy things like have my vast selection of ties, bow ties and cravattes sorted by colour. My shorts are the same, plain colours, stripes, patterns and finally the outrageous Hawaiian ones that I avoid in the sumer months. Suits and trousers are treated in the same way, formal at one end of the rail and casual at the other – jeans and shorts are folded and kept in a drawer. The kitchen is similarly organised but I will spare you the detail as I am sure you can imagine that it is always well stocked with a fine variety of the commonplace and the exotic.

When it comes to my vast collections of stuff though I am far less regimental and tend to group things for effect. You will find muddles of paintings that I think work together, groups of ceramics that make sense to me if to no one else and more glass than any sensible person ever needs to own. I might have guessed that

having grown up in St Helens, the original home of Pilkington Glass that eventually I would fall under its spell – and I have. I have some Chance ware, it’s delicate and striking, but the major part of the collection is Sklo Union with a bit

With in excess of fifty pieces to date, not including the ceramics, they do present a cleaning challenge of Whitefriars thrown in. I think it looks rather good but I can see that it’s not to everyone’s taste.

On a recent visit my friend Mr M shrieked at the sight and called

gathers and holds the dust – and with an excess of fifty pieces to date, not including the ceramics, they do present a cleaning challenge.

I think they would aslo present a challenge to any cleaning person who took on the task, to me they are precious and I would no doubt have to convey that. Any poor soul would live in dread of damaging a piece – and if you are to clean properly it would be impossible to avoid going near them as they are quite literally everywhere.

I was lucky enough to know Quentin Crisp when I was a student. He said this “There is no need to do any housework at all.

After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.” Witty enough but so not true, after a few weeks the dust in my home diminishes the sparkle of my lovely coloured glass, gems that I have picked up for small change in boot fairs and junk shops.

I know that the solution is of course to go the route of a low sofa, lamp and wine rack but it simply isn’t for me. I love the clutter, the explosions of colour, shape and form, I like to take them down from time to time and move them around, I take pleasure in each new piece and as a consequence I will enter my latter years in dusty bliss.

SPONSORED BY them all dust gatherers. It gave him a headache. He prefers the minimal look, a low sofa, a lamp and a wine rack. That’s him!

He was right about the dust though, my how that faceted glass

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TOO BIG FOR ME

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ame Of Thrones, to me, is like beetroot. Tried it once, hated it.

And yes, I know that's a shocking admission, what with me being a professional TV critic and that, but you'd hate me to lie to you. The only time I've watched ‘Game of Thrones’, which must have been, ooh, a year or so ago, was for a review I'd been asked to do on Channel 5's ‘The Wright Stuff’ (a show where I stand in for the regular TV reviewer if he's on holiday, and if the next 734 critics on the producer's standby list are also busy).

I watched one episode, don't ask me which, and I didn't like it. Didn't like it, didn't care. Well, actually, I did care, I still do, but only in the sense that my wholesale ignorance of the current Greatest TV Show Ever™ makes me a social leper, particularly when I'm in the company of self-

I get more pleasure from a throwaway line on Corrie than from hours of ‘important’ drama

satisfied box set snobs.

These people are forever raving about ‘Game Of Thrones’: ‘bold, rich, sumptuous, epic storytelling, puts mainstream TV fodder to shame’, blah blah blah. All I can do is shrug, or check the football scores, or try to change the subject ("Ooh, look, guys, a horse wearing flippers...").

My problem with ‘Game Of Thrones’ (based on that whole hour I had to spend watching an actual episode, plus various gushing articles I've flicked through before losing the will to live) is that it's just too BIG. Too much stuff going on.

Too many characters with odd names. Too many cloaks.

Oddlynamed characters, and bloody cloaks, make me think of Tolkien, and I've hated that stuff ever since it was forced on me at school. But the bigness of this show, that's my main problem. Big is something I just don't do. I'm simply not programmed that way.

It's why, for example, I find 3D cinema blockbusters a complete turnoff. It's why I'd rather watch a band in a tiny club than a vast arena. It's why, as an Albion fan (and do keep this to yourself ) I had far happier times at Withdean than I've ever had at the Amex.

And it's why I get more pleasure from a witty throwaway line on Corrie than I'd ever get from endless hours of ‘important’ drama. ‘Game Of Thrones’ fans will, I'm sure, think I'm mad, or a moron, probably both, and insist I'm missing out on a life-enhancing experience. I dare say they're right.

But answer me this. If a single question stood between them and winning a fortune on the National Lottery quiz ‘Who Dares Wins’, how many Rovers Return barmaids could they name?

Exactly. I rest my case.

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o flippin’ ho. Such are the incongruities of magazine publishing scheduling, the Dane and I spent the hottest days of the year so far shooting images for a Christmas magazine.

Sweltering in front of a roaring fire. Maintaining energy levels with stale stollen and gingerbread. Watching the faces of child models crumble as they realise the beautifully wrapped presents are fake, the stockings are stuffed with bubblewrap, and no they can’t take the toys home.

But conjuring up the spirit of Christmas in June is nothing compared with the feat of naturalistic planting that has resulted in the sensational Sussex Prairie Garden at Morlands Farm near Henfield. So we were excited to hear from one of the garden’s artists in residence, Tom Barker about a new exhibition ‘Prairie Spirits’, inspired by the garden and examining human frailty and the cycle of life.

Tom studied at Goldsmiths, but chose an alternative lifestyle that eventually led to working in television and theatre. Now he's returned to explore the world through fine art, and his mixed media environmental installation uses found objects and photography to explore and challenge perceptions of life from the perspective of a child, dreaming of his home being taken over by the Prairies as he sleeps.

While surreal and haunting, it is also a beautiful and moving study of our place in this world.

The show also features Tom's mother's and sister's photographic based work. Now in her ninetieth year, Jill Staples is a photographer who experiments with alternative processes and presentations. Her ethereal and fleeting images encourage a reflective contemplation. Tom’s sister Alice graduated from Chelsea Art College and works as an art psychotherapist.

Her work is informed by Buddhism, her images are pared down to the essence of experiencing natural forms.

Sussex Prairie has been described as ‘one of the most exciting British Gardens to open to the public in recent years’ by The Sunday Telegraph.

So a double delight awaits. ‘Prairie Spirits’ runs until 11th October. www.artymagazines.com

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Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

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WOMEN LEAD SUMMER omething strange is happening to women in Hollywood movies this summer... they’re getting guns, and street cred, and nostrings-sex, and complex inner lives! This summer sees women in some of the biggest releases playing something other than ‘love interest’ and ‘mother’.

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INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib Gourmand from 2010 to 2015.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year.

Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

NOORIS Beautiful Indian cuisine in the heart of Brighton. Grab yourself some authentic indian food at unbeatable prices! 2 courses for £6.95 12 – 7pm Thursday to Sunday (£9.95 after 7pm) £5.50 Sunday buffet 1pm – 5pm, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1AE, 01273 329 405

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Comedies, dramas and even action films are all being helmed by women. From the all-female ‘Pitch Perfect 2’ to Melissa McCarthy in action spoof ‘Spy’, buddy comedy ‘Hot Pursuit’ (with two female leads rather than the traditional testosterone soaked Bromcom) to Meryl Streep as an ageing rocker in ‘Ricki and the Flash’. Some of these films were even written by women!

Plus, these films are actually interesting. Which is not normally the case when Hollywood decides to throw a bone to it’s female audience; we’ve seen enough badly-drawn-but-beautiful period dramas. These films show the multi-faceted female experience and that women can carry a film by themselves. No token women here! ‘Avengers’, I love you, but really; the only member of the team not to have a solo film is the only woman – how is that acceptable?!

The main theme in this summer’s new releases is the sequel; from 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' to 'Jurassic World', 'Ted 2' and 'Mission: Impossible- Rogue Nation'. Hollywood, despite a willingness to test the commercial power of films with female leads, is still very much driven by a desire to repeat what has previously worked. 'Paper Towns', starring British model Cara Delevingne, is an adaptation of a Michael H Weber book, brought to the big screen by the same team who adapted his ridiculously popular 'The Fault in Our Stars' (their trade is the weepy, you have been warned!).

The aforementioned 'Spy', directed by Paul Feig and starring Melissa McCarthy teams the duo for the third time. Meryl Streep's 'Ricki and the Flash' is also somewhat of a known quantity, the actor has had summer hits going back to 2006's 'The Devil Wears Prada'.

We should note that these new female-fronted films will live and die by the box office; if they make enough to encourage a sequel (even a bad one). That means more films fronted by women in the cinemas, but if they don't...

Judd Apatow's 'Trainwreck', starring Amy Schumer, is his first film with a female lead. If it fails to win support at the box office it is likely that this will be blamed not on the director but on his leading lady. Likewise, whilst it is notable that Disney's 'Tomorrowland' has a teen girl for a protagonist, will her co-star George Clooney or director Brad Bird be blamed?

Trying something new is always scary, having a summer film roster full of female leads is relatively new and the Hollywood studios are likely to be wary of the outcome.

As audience members it is our duty not to see a film specifically because it has women in, nor to pretend to love something that is terrible just because it is full of women (hello, 'Pitch Perfect 2') but we need to be honest about why we don't like a film. Don't let a shoddily written or directed film be blamed on its actresses and we can make a change.

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Nick Payne’s heartbreaking & inventive story comes to Theatre Royal Brighton uantum multiverse theory, love and honey; Royal Court Theatre’s international hit Constellations is an explosive play about free will and friendship from one of the leading voices in UK theatre, Nick Payne.

Joe Armstrong will join Louise Brealey in the Royal Court’s UK tour of Nick Payne’s award winning Constellations, which visits Theatre Royal Brighton from Tue 30 Jun – Sat 4 Jul. Directed by Michael Longhurst, Constellations enjoyed sell out runs at the Royal Court, the West End and most recently on Broadway.

Sparked by the first encounter of beekeeping Roland and scientist Marianne, the boundless potential of their connection leads us through a heart-breaking love story of endless invention.

Constellations forms part of the Royal Court’s ongoing commitment to touring new work across the UK and around the world.

Joe Armstrong plays Roland. Joe’s television credits include ‘The Village’, ‘Happy Valley’, ‘The Hollow Crown: Henry IV pt 1’ (directed by Richard Eyre), ‘The Last Detective’ and ‘Midsomer Murders’. His film credits include ‘Closer to the Moon’ and ‘A Passionate Woman’.

Louise Brealey plays Marianne. Her television credits include ‘Sherlock’, ‘George Gently’, ‘Ripper Street’, ‘Father Brown’ and ‘Bleak House’. Her film credits include ‘The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel’, ‘Heard and Delicious’.

Nick Payne was the winner of the George Devine Award in 2009 and also a member of the Royal Court’s Young Writers Programme. Nick is currently playwright in residence at the Donmar Warehouse and working on projects for BBC Films.

Described variously by national reviewers as ‘heaven sent’, ‘ingenious’, ‘utterly heart breaking’, ‘spellbinding’ and ‘superb’, Constellations is one of the drama highlights of Theatre Royal Brighton’s summer season.

Unmissable.

Constellations, Tue 30 – Sat 4 Jul,Eves 7.45pm, Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650 (bkg fees apply)

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here are lots of different activities in the city to help you to keep active as you get older. With a wide range of inclusive or adapted sports, tailored fitness classes, dance, guided walks and more there is lots to choose from so you can be sure to discover something that is right for you.

Working with great local activity providers, TAKEPART have made it easier for to find out what’s on through their Active Forever Programme: a range of free or low cost events and activity sessions helping you to discover activities you enjoy and suit your level of ability.

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Active Forever Event King Alfred Leisure Centre, Tuesday 30th June, 10am - 1pm, Free A fun and friendly event that is the perfect ‘one stop shop’ to find out what is on offer in Brighton & Hove that you can enjoy whatever your age or ability.

Anyone for Ping Pong? Or how about Boccia, Zumba, Short Tennis and more! Head to the King Alfred Leisure Centre and find out what’s going on in the City and have fun as you keep active, with tasters, demonstrations, musical performances and dance!

TAKEPART are also offering free Fitness MOTs to help you get an understanding on what activities might be best for you TAKEPART is organised by the Sports Development Team at Brighton and Hove City Council. Find out more at: www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/takepart

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Brighton & Hove Buses the only way to travel This week: Steyning

he poet Alexander Pope wrote the following epitaph for Sir Isaac Newton who died in 1727: “Nature and Nature’s laws lay hid in night: God said, Let Newton be! And all was light”. Newton’s three laws of motion and the law of universal gravitation applied not only to the heavens but also to the earth in a uniform way.

Newton’s discoveries influenced the rapid development of new technologies and from this the Industrial Revolution in Britain was born.

In 1905 Einstein discovered that time and space are not independent but are linked as space-time; which he described in his special theory of relativity. This showed that Newton’s three laws of motion were only approximately correct, breaking down when velocities approached that of light.

In 1915 Einstein then detailed how gravitational effects of matter affect space-time in his general theory of relativity, highlighting that Newton’s law of gravitation was only approximately correct, breaking down in the presence of very strong gravitational fields.

From Einstein’s theories numerous new technologies have been developed such as digital cameras, modern computers, televisions, solar cells, laser beams, GPS systems, nuclear energy, sending Britain into the Digital Age. Considered one of the cleverest persons alive today is Stephen Hawking. The fact that he is alive is in itself a miracle considering he was given 2 years to live at the age of 21 and is now 73. I’m currently reading Stephen Hawking’s book ‘The Grand Design’ and it’s a fascinating read. He explains how when we look at the macro world compared to the micro world it appears to act differently and follow different laws.

This is the age of quantum physics and the pace of change is staggering. A quote from Darwin stated “It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change”. Now I wonder if we can measure that at schools?

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ou may not realise it but there are all sorts of interesting and unusual places to visit on the Brighton & Hove bus network – stretching out to Eastbourne, the South Downs, and Steyning to name but a few.

Steyning Steyning, on Brighton Route 2, is a beautiful Sussex town. In medieval times it was a busy port on the Adur, but trade fell away when the river silted up. The legacy is a town with plenty of well preserved Tudor buildings. The town has various independent shops if you’re looking for something a bit different, and coffee shops. Have a look around Cobblestone Walk shops, a small arcade in one of Steyning’s oldest buildings – it’s just off the High Street next to the Clock House. There is also a farmers’ market on the first Saturday of every month, and the Steyning farmers’ market won the Sussex Food and Drink Awards BEST Farmers Market 2015.

For the more adventurous and those with a good map, the iron age hill forts of Cissbury Ring and Chanctonbury Ring are not too far away, and can be accessed by public footpaths.

The Monarch’s Way, Downs Link and South Downs Way pass by Steyning too.

Also on Route 2 and quite close by is the village of Bramber with its ruined castle, a pretty place to stroll around.

For the more adventurous, the iron age hill forts of Cissbury Ring and Chanctonbury Ring are not too far away.

Getting there Route 2 – Daily – up to hourly. Full times are available at www.buses.co.uk/2 There are a range of tickets available for day travel, from individual tickets to Family tickets – visit www.buses.co.uk to find out more.

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ONE IN A MILTON Milton Jones, the king of the one-liner and Mock the Week regular, is back. His new tour sees Jones take on the mantle of Indiana Jones, don the hat and set off on a madcap journey into surrealist comedy.

Your new tour is called The Temple of Daft.

Why? Basically, previous tours have been lots of jokes in different forms, but basically lots of jokes. This is more of a story, more like one of my radio shows. It loosely, and I say loosely, follows a kind of adventure-archaeology type story. It started off with me noticing that I had the same surname as Indiana Jones, and it has all transpired from there.

television as well, to some extent. On Mock the Week, I sit in the one-liner chair, and if it’s not me, it’s Stewart Francis or Gary Delaney - you know, it’s the ‘odd’ bloke, so that has gone in my favour. I’m sort of grateful for where it’s got me, but if I go for an audition for another show, albeit a sitcom or something, it’s quite often as the crazy neighbour. You think well, I’m glad I’ve got this audition, but it’d be nice not to have to do that role forever. So, I suppose this show is me trying to move things on.

Do you wear a hat? Do you have a whip?

I do wear a hat at one point, not for the whole thing, ‘cause then people would never see my hair.

You talk about using a narrative style, and you say this is a bit of a departure. What brought that on?

Two things. When people see you on telly, they want to come and see the same sort of thing when they see a live show, but obviously not the same jokes. Moving to a narrative was a way of keeping the same style. It begins to mine other areas of jokes as well, in terms of, if you can do a scene where you’re talking between two people - even though I’m the only person there - that’s a different sort of writing than just one-liner after one-liner.

A lot of your comedy is quite word based can you just come up with it?

No. It’s all about writing as much as you can, and then taking the top 10 per cent. There’s lots of stuff I’ve discarded. The new show will have between 200 and 250 jokes, probably, but that doesn’t mean that’s all I’ve written; I’ve written another 100 that I’ve put in the bin, at least another 100, probably, maybe three times as much, and that’s the hard work. Even after all this time, I’m thinking I have just written the best joke ever, and I go and do it and it just doesn’t work - however, the thing I improvise off the back of it does work. But, I wouldn’t have got to that place had I not tried the first one.

Has being known as the king of the one-liner ever been an encumbrance at all?

Yeah I mean, in a way, I’ve got to be grateful... people want to put you in a box, so that originally it’s people who are booking gigs; they want to know what type of comedian you are to fit on a bill. And I think that’s true of

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families, which is great to look at. It gives a slightly pantomime feel to a tour show because I know that there are grandparents who come with their grandchildren. I like that idea, it feels less niche and I quite often have to explain things, or a child will put their hand up and ask a question during a show, or it’s clear that some grandparents have brought some other grandparents with them.

What does 2015 hold for you, other than a mammoth, mammoth tour?

Yes, well it’s not often I can see a whole year ahead, although the tour goes to the end of November.

I’m also doing two weeks in Edinburgh. I’ve got another radio show, it’ll be

I did used to use wax, but actually under TV lights that’s not so good – it wilts. the 11th series we’ve done for Radio 4, to fit in, we haven’t worked out when we’re going to do that yet. I’ve got other writing projects, so let’s put it that way, that I need to get on and do in my spare time, and there are odd things, you know. What am I doing? Celebrity Squares, in March, and there’ll be more Mock the Week.

Then there’s always the next tour to think about.

What’s your hair care secret? How do I get the Milton Jones look?

Well, I did used to use wax, but actually under TV lights that’s not so good – it wilts, because it’s hot, and that’s not good. So now I use something called Backcomb Dust, which is actually far drier and keeps your hair higher for longer.

Sounds like an advert.

It does a bit, doesn’t it? I’m not sure I’m the image the company would want, necessarily, but it’d be nice to get some kind of sponsorship where I get free stuff. I usually say, the higher the hair, the thicker the crowd.

Hopefully, on my tour, I won’t have to have it too high.

A lot of your stuff is family friendly, and you’re sometimes called a Christian comedian - do you think that by going against the flow it’s served you rather well?

Yes, although it’s not a conscious effort: I’m not thinking how can I be different to this. I’m just doing what I would find funny myself, hopefully. And I think it is true that I get a very wide demographic, as a result, coming to my tours, because…it’s partly having done Mock The Week and Radio 4, those two ends of the human life scale. And it’s kind of accessible in a way that people feel happy to come as entire

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And finally, we have to ask - where do you get your shirts from?

Usually retro shops around about. It’s tricky with shirts because people think, ‘Oh zany shirt!’ but actually the zaniest of shirts is too much. What I like are shirts that people go, ‘Oh that looks… hang on, is that good or bad?’ It needs to be quite subtle, in a way, and I’ve got 100s of them. But yes, they are usually from Oxfam or retro shops where the old lady says, ‘Oh, that looks just you, that does,’ and they’ve no idea who I am.”

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Playing follow the leader – whether the leader wants to play or not ver the years many comedians have become the ready go-to names when citing who your comedy influences are. There are trends that emerge.

For instance, at one point you couldn’t throw a mic stand in a comedy club without someone saying they wanted to be the next Bill Hicks.

And there are tribes that settle too, such as those that set out to emulate the sharp whimsy of Daniel Kitson and Josie Long. Others strive for greater conflict as they describe their favourite razor-sharp wits as Frankie Boyle and Jerry Sadowitz (Scottishness having no known influence on how prepared you are to skirt close to the bone in the pursuit of a punchline notwithstanding).

Who it is you are prepared to affiliate yourself with, humour-wise, says a lot about you from the off. It’s no surprise that a number of newer comedians, still trying to leave an impression on bookers, will include quotes about themselves describing ‘the next generation’s Eddie Izzard’ or ‘the twenty-first century’s Richard Pryor’ in a hopeful bid for a slot on the bill. It’s stating your team for the record and who your chosen leader is. Whether your leader chooses to lead is irrelevant. Which is how we find Stewart Lee, the current crop’s laissez-faire idol, so louch he even writes saying he doesn’t want to go to awards ceremonies anymore, whilst never contemplating any possibility that he might never be invited again.

It is, in fact, the men and women that walk their own paths, that have their own voices that are completely unlike anybody else’s that have the most followers. Case in point is this week’s visitor to the Brighton Dome’s Concert Hall, Reginald D Hunter. Hunter is both outsider and insider as he pokes fun at British and American society, he is prepared to say not just the ‘cheeky’ thing but also what might be considered the ‘wrong’ thing in his pursuit to make us laugh and think. Which is what we want our influential comedians to do. What they want us to do is find our own paths. Stop being a follower, and maybe make them laugh at something that had never occurred to their much revered noggins.

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From the ashes of the Happy Mondays came Black Grape, still going strong with Shaun Ryder ounding in fine fettle, Shaun Ryder is currently touring Black Grape's brilliant number album of 1995, ‘It's Great When You're Straight…’

Following the demise of the Happy Mondays shortly after the unhappy and drug-fuelled sessions for their final album, ‘Yes, Please’, Shaun Ryder continued his friendship, musically and otherwise, with Kermit, and those two formed Black Grape. "Kermit was pulling around with me, we were smack buddies, and I got him in to do some of the stuff on the ‘Yes, Please’ album. So, when the Mondays finished, me and him just got together. We had some ideas from when we were doing ‘Yes, Please’ - they should have been included on that album."

Black Grape upset many people’s predictions by roaring in at number one in the album charts, containing a number of classic songs that remain some of the very best Ryder has written, including ‘Kelly's Heroes’ and ‘In The Name Of The Father’. "There were people in the music business - even my good friend Tony (Wilson,

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Factory Records founder, with whom the Mondays were signed to) - all knocking on the door, going: 'you should be doing this, and you should be grateful for that’, all telling me how much I had blown it, not really knowing what the complete story with the Mondays was. I just thought the best thing is to keep your mouth shut, let everyone carry on saying what they were saying, and just come out with the goods. And that is what I did. It was a good '**** off' to everyone when the album came out and went to number one..."

Live, back in their mid-90s incarnation, they were a brilliant and super-tight live proposition.

"We are really tight and fluid now, better than we was then. We are compos mentis now." With everyone seemingly healthy and up for it, Ryder seems very excited by the tour and how everything is going in general. "I was bumping into Kermit at various gigs like Snoop Dogg, and every time I saw him he was looking better and better and better. He's just had a baby, a good partner. So, I thought, 'you know what? I'm going to do it with him’."

And the future? "The plan is for me and Kermit to do another Black Grape album. It's likely that, we'll do that before another Mondays album."

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drums and a big, melodic crescendo. Both the Festival Youth Choir and Community Youth Choir joined the BFC on stage for ‘Invictus’ and their being welcomed to watch Mozart’s Requiem in the crowd was a welcomingly accessible and inclusive touch from the BFC. Actors gave some fun context to the piece (using a scene from ‘Amadeus’) and the piece was stunningly sung, including a thunderous, thrilling ‘Rex tremendae’.

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 11 June 2015 ★★★★★ Joe Fuller

yub Khan Din’s play is as funny today as it was when it premiered back in1996.

The 1999 film version was a huge success and, like all theatre that goes on to become a hit movie, that iconic status will often throw up huge barriers for any subsequent stage version. But not with this production, the company deliver a pacy performance that manages to balance perfectly the comedy with the tragedy of this family story of Interracial marriage. Bullying George is portrayed movingly by Simon Nagra, finely delivering the conflicts thrown up by his faith, his Irish Catholic wife and Northern English life and morality.

Pauline McLynn does a good job, perhaps not yet comfortable in the role, (Linda Basset’s defining performance is a tough act to follow), but by the second half she hit her stride for her best and most emotional scenes. The family are all excellently played but special mention goes to Adam Karim who brought a wonderful vulnerability and believability to his role as the young Sajit.

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set added to the whole but at the end of the day this play rides on a foundation of rock solid writing.

Invictus – Cantata for Liberty / Mozart’s Requiem – Brighton Festival Chorus A world premiere is always exciting, and ‘Invictus’ (by conductor James Morgan and mezzo singer Juliette Pochin) was a fresh and ambitious piece. The readings before each movement were a nice thematic touch but partly disrupted the momentum of the music. Emily Dickinson’s ‘No Rack Can Torture Me’ poem was the most impressive section musically with inviting swirls of

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The energetic ensemble provides a happy-clappy party and audience participation is mandatory. Campy choirmaster Daniel Thomas is clearly having a ball and to see him raised up on a podium amidst a sea of his followers, his radiance reflected in their rapturous faces, easily draws religious comparisons. Unfortunately his ego is as unbridled as his enthusiasm, sometimes eclipsing other performers; especially the poor soloist he forgot to introduce.

Unforgiveable! However he did remember the name of his special guest Jaz Ellington (The Voice 2012), whose glorious singing is like sunshine on a rainy day.

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TUESDAY 23 Love Your Garden ITV1, 8pm It’s a brand new series and Alan Titchmarsh with his marvellous gaggle of experts are back for a fifth series, transforming unloved spaces into dream gardens. So many people must request that magic for their yard... This week the gang travel to Walsall where they plan a green surprise for a young widow and mum.

The Bank: A Matter Of Life And Debt BBC2, 9pm Since the 2008 banking crash the realtionship between banks, clients and their money has gotten pretty tricky. This is a relationship with more baggage than Gatwick in high season. This new documentary series, filmed over a year, follows the staff one one branch in West Yorkshire.

Tattoo Fixers E4, 10pm We’re already familiar with that other programme that wags a finger at you for having ill-though out tats, but this one outlines how some people are turning true embarassments on their skin into new works of art entirely.

Tonight’s episode sees the fixers trying to save Sam’s wedding as his old tat is a serious issue.

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7.00 You Make It We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you.

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8.30 Behind The Science: Philip Dufton Dr Heather Cegla talks to Professor Philip Dufton from the Astrophysics Research Centre in Queen’s University about his career.

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10.30 Latest News 11.00 Brighton Album Chart Show Monthly top 10 compiled from albums bought in Brighton’s independent cult store, Resident Records.

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Stacey grows irritated at Martin’s behaviour.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Guy and Jesse clash over Guy’s surgical risk-taking. Sparks fly as duty psychiatrist Seb puts Zosia’s head in a spin. Fletch is tempted by Clifford’s ‘victimless crime.’.

9.00 The Syndicate Drama series.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

10.35 Imagine... Frank Gehry: The Architect Says “Why Can’t I?” Arts series edited and presented by Alan Yentob. A fascinating look at the career of architect Frank Gehry who despite being well into his eighties remains one of the world’s most celebrated and famously provocative creative forces.

11.50 Sparkle 1.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Kangaroo Dundee Boing!

7.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi takes on the difficult challenge of finding head chefs. Here, she tackles Potli, an Indian restaurant in London’s Hammersmith. Owners Jay and Uttam have endured an agonising six-month search for a new head chef to help take their first steps towards opening a small chain of restaurants. They’ve now turned to Alex for help to find the right person.

Alex puts the first three candidates through a gruelling hands-on interview process.

8.00 Natural World Wildlife documentary.

9.00 The Bank: A Matter Of Life And Debt See highlights.

10.00 Rev Comedy about an inner city man of the cloth.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.20 The BBC At War An enthralling series exploring how the BBC fought not only Hitler but also the British government to become the institution it is today.

12.20am The Super League Show 1.05 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 2.30 Women’s World Cup

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira is desperate to find Adam and Victoria. Priya uncovers Rakesh’s lie. Carly’s grand opening goes awry.

7.30 A Great Welsh Adventure With Griff Rhys Jones Griff discovers that his challenge is to walk a Pembrokeshire corgi which he finds in an abandoned garage - but this one has never worn a collar before.

8.00 Love Your Garden See highlights.

9.00 Don’t Blame The Council A revealing inside view of how one local council is attempting to come up with a viable response to huge cuts in central government funding.

Challenged with saving over 100 million pounds, Wigan Council is trying to reinvent itself as a profitmaking enterprise.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 On Assignment As cheaper heroin floods the East coast of America, a generation of young people already hooked on prescription opiates has found the drug to be a more affordable substitute. Robert Moore reports.

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7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Running The Shop David Ranshaw, the boss of family-owned department store Eve and Ranshaw in Louth, Lincolnshire, is persuaded by Hilary Devey to leave his staff £30,000 of his own money to improve the business, while he steps down for three weeks.

9.00 No Offence Police comedy drama from writer Paul Abbott. Dinah (Cassidy) clashes with Deering (Scanlan), setting off an irreversible chain of events which brings them into conflict with their professional duty.

10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series.

11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show.

Sean Lock and guest captain Lee Mack are joined by Vic Reeves, Sara Pascoe and Alex Horne with his Horne Section.

12.00am Rude Tube 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Gillette World Sport 1.55 Ironman 70.3 2.20 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.50 Volkswagen Racing Cup 3.15 FIM Superbike World Championship 3.45 The Renovation Game 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake!

Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders And Bodge Jobs 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Lost Letter Mysteries (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Billie comes to terms with the fact that it was Dean who bashed the guard all those years ago, and that she was wrong to testify against Ash. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series following the high-speed pursuit unit of the Lincolnshire police force.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers.

9.00 24 Hour Party Pensioners: OAPs Behaving Badly Documentary series about British OAPs determined to grow old disgracefully. With pensioners living longer and healthier lives than ever before, and divorce rates among the elderly at an all-time high, more and more silver foxes and mature minxes are in the market for love.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Freshers, Sex & Suspicious Parents 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Freshers, Sex & Suspicious Parents 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Lost Cities Of The Ancients 9.00 Monkey Planet 10.00 Your Inner Fish: An Evolution Story 10.55 The Brain: A Secret History 11.55 Light And Dark 12.55am Lost Cities Of The Ancients 1.55 Monkey Planet 2.55 Your Inner Fish: An Evolution Story

12.40pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.45 Judge Rinder 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Top 100 Sportstars 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Bad Bridesmaid 11.00 Celebrity Juice: Camp Vs Cool Special 11.50 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Love Island

9.50am Judge Judy (x3) 11.05 A Touch Of Frost 1.10pm Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.15 Wild At Heart 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 See No Evil: The Moors Murders 11.35 The Vice 1.10am Wycliffe

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Empire 10.00 Tattoo Fixers.

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11.10am FILM: Arizona Raiders (1965) 1.00pm Time Team (x3) 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Britain’s Winter: Storm Heroes 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am Hell And High Water (1954) 1.10pm Lord Jim (1964) 4.15 The Four Feathers (1939) 6.35 Mona Lisa Smile (2003) 9.00 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 11.50 Holy Motors (2012) 2.10am Mr X: A Vision Of Leos Carax (2014)

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WEDNESDAY 24 The Interceptor BBC1, 9pm Who’d’ve thought we’ve never used ‘Interceptor’ as a hardboiled goodies vs baddies title before? Shame on you, TV execs for overlooking a doozy! This undercover team hunts down Britain’s most ruthless criminals.

Do they have homemade Top Trumps? Say they do! This week they follow the money.

Big Brother Channel Five, 10pm Catch up with the inmates of the house that brought back dormitories and called it TV. With Summer here you can bet that hormones are ticking over, the sunshine and ittle little shorts and tempting all and sundry, and a water fight is only ever half a thought away. Tears before bedtime? Tune in and see.

Nashville E4, 10pm Two months have passed and life goes on. You kinda knew it would.

Rayna is busy with work and family, and her Rolling Stone interview gets in the way of more family things than work ones.

Which means Luke is in a bit of a grump. Didn’t he know that not seeing her much was part and parcel of being with a mega star?

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7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Millionaires’ Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional dream homes.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 F-Stop 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, plus national updates.

11.00 On The Verge New sounds and breakthrough acts.

11.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. Visual sounds and audible colours presented

by Nick Coquet.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Love That Car 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row 3.00 Latest News 3.30 F-Stop 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride Reality series. A brave bride leaves the most important day of her life in the hands of the man she loves. Groom Andrew plans a fun-packed big top wedding to transport his fiancée Jenni away from their troubled lives. Jenni’s confidence has been knocked by a disability caused by pregnancy, and she is desperate for romance. Her dutiful carer Andrew is so bogged down with everyday life that he’s completely lost touch with his romantic side. Can he get his act together in time to deliver the wonderland wedding his bride desires?

9.00 The Interceptor See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 SunTrap Crime comedy. An undercover reporter and his former mentor join forces to solve mysteries on a Spanish island. Woody, Brutus, Zorro and Melody find themselves locked up in a prison cell in fancy dress with enormous hangovers and only a hazy recollection of the previous night.

11.05 The Met Documentary.

12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.10 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Kangaroo Dundee Boing!

Boing!

7.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi takes on the difficult challenge of finding head chefs.

8.00 Dara And Ed’s Great Big Adventure In the final episode, Dara and Ed travel south through the mountains of Costa Rica to Panama.

9.00 Napoleon Historian Andrew Roberts charts the fall of Napoleon, a key defining moment in global history, which saw him taken to the remote island of St Helena in the Atlantic Ocean in 1815 as a prisoner of the British. It had taken just a year for the monarchies of Europe, the antiNapoleonic powers of the world, to destroy him.

10.00 Haslar - Secrets Of A War Hospital Rob Bell marks the anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo by exploring the brutal world of battlefield medicine.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Bank: A Matter Of Life And Debt Documentary series.

12.20am Sign Zone: Kate Humble: Living With Nomads Documentary series. 1.20 Sign Zone: Modern Times: Weekend Warriors 2.20 Sign Zone: The Detectives 3.50 Simon Armitage: Writing Poems 4.20 The Plantagenets 4.50 Punctuation Pals 5.20 Punctuation Rules

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Victoria and Adam reveal the truth to Cain.

7.30 Coronation Street Anna faces a heartbreaking decision. It is Erica’s party and she will cry if she wants to!

8.00 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show, inviting more contestants to see if they can take on the Cube and win £250,000.

9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present more remarkable and moving stories of people anxious to find missing family members. Ten years ago, 56year-old Christine Chesham discovered that her mother had died under tragic circumstances. Ever since, she has been determined to find the one person who can help her find out exactly what happened - her sister Pamela.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Mafia With Trevor McDonald First of a two-part programme in which Trevor McDonald takes viewers on a journey into the machinations of the American mafia.

11.40 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Antiques Roadshow Detectives 8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Tennis: Eastbourne 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Jimmy’s Australian Food Adventure 10.30 Come Dine With Me (x3) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.40 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The village is stunned when a child goes missing.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Auction House A behindthe-scenes look at Lots Road Auction House in Chelsea. Auction house boss Roger Ross is taking time off, leaving general manager Major William Shuttleworth in charge. With the end of his six-month trial period in sight, William knows he needs to impress if he’s to keep his job.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on the importance of having someone to love and support us when life gets tough.

10.00 Peter Kay: Live And Back On Nights! Part One Peter Kay is back in this hilarious two-part documentary of his Guinness World Record-breaking tour.

11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay fills viewers in on the most contentious restaurant he has ever tried to rescue: Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona.

11.55 Music On 4: Wild Life Festival 12.25am FILM: Zaytoun (2012) 2.15 FILM: The Professionals (1966) 4.15 The Renovation Game 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Dog Rescuers 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: 19th Wife (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ricky, Kyle and Ash discuss the new job that Gunno wants them to pull.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice in Putney.

8.00 Psycho Pussies One-off documentary from the makers of Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud, using online clips and live case studies to explore some feline bad behaviour.

9.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Cameras follow the victims and villains of the buy-toboom. This episode features a couple who bought a second property as an investment, only to have their managing agent change the locks and withold all of the rent the tenants were paying, while another couple discovered their tenant was using the property to scam students out of deposits. In south London, the housing team from Lewisham Council investigate the conditions endured by tenants in a cramped, cold flat.

10.00 Big Brother See highlights.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am 24 Hour Party Pensioners: OAPs Behaving Badly 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Last Man Standing (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Last Man Standing (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 9.00 Strike Back: Legacy 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 Booze, Bar Crawls & Bulgaria: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 Bad Education 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! 11.40 Family Guy 12.00am People Just Do Nothing (x2) 1.05 Booze, Bar Crawls & Bulgaria: Stacey Dooley Investigates

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Keys To The Castle 9.00 Horizon: Swallowed By A Sinkhole 10.00 Dirk Gently 11.00 Lost Cities Of The Ancients 12.00am How To Be Bohemian With Victoria Coren Mitchell 1.00 Horizon: Swallowed By A Sinkhole 2.00 Dirk Gently

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Presents... 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 The Vampire Diaries 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.35am Love Island 1.35 The Vampire Diaries

8.55am Murder, She Wrote 9.55 Judge Judy (x3) 11.10 A Touch Of Frost 1.10pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Wild At Heart 4.20 Fresh Fields 4.55 Doctor In The House 5.25 On The Buses 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Blue Murder 11.30 The Vice 1.00am The Royal 1.50 Judge Judy

3.00pm The Goldbergs 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Jane The Virgin 10.00 Nashville. See highlights 11.00 Gogglebox 12.00am Rude Tube 1.05 New Girl

11.20am FILM: Death Drums Along The River (1963) 1.00pm Time Team (x3) 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Great Canal Journeys (x2) 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut 1.00 Grand Designs 2.00 The Good Wife 3.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut

11.00am Santa Fe (1951) 12.45pm The Red Pony (1949) 2.30 Operation Pacific (1951) 4.45 The Quiller Memorandum (1966) 6.55 Big (1988) 9.00 Red (2010) 11.10 End Of Days (1999) 1.30am Boy Meets Girl (1984)

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THURSDAY 25 Bargains, Budgets & Breadline Britain: Tonight ITV1, 7.30pm When the recession hit, discount supermarkets became big business. Now, as we’re apparently moving slowly back into recovery, bargain shopping is still on the rise. Aasmah Mir investigates how it is through necessity that shopping on the breadline has risen so much.

Celebs On Benefits: Fame To Claim Channel 5, 8pm Channel 5, we know you’ll never stop bringing us titles like this. It’s original British programming at its Channel Five-most. Looking at the lives of former recognisable faces who now live on the poverty line, the programme talks to former Corrie actor Bruce Jones and BB star Lisa. Tough.

Insane Fight Club BBC3, 9pm In America they have cage fighting. In Glasgow there’s Insane Fight Club. Created by a group of friends, it’s a brutal, riotous and chaotic fight club that is growing on the streets of the Scottish city. The originators are preparing for the biggest show of their lives, with wrestling about to take off without boundaries.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Bollyheat 9.00 Burn Up With Natalie 9.30 Bethanie Lune: Fast Style 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton HiLights (x2) 12.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.00 Cook It 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Latest News Live 5.00 Arts Alive: Acoustic 5.30 Noise Reel 6.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, videos, music and funniest moments from Latest TV's first broadcast series of Brighton's topical magazine programme.

6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Ntalie Golland give viewers a fitness workout.

7.00 Life Stories In Life Stories we meet people with amazing stories to tell about their lives.

7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

8.00 8 Ball Pool IPA Pool competition with players from across the UK. 10.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews.

With Jessica Kellgren Hays and Joseph Gunn.

10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

11.00 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival From prog-metal local boys Fathoms to the reggae tinged headliners Skindred. Bmusic bring you exclusive live footage and interviews from Breakout Festival 2014.

11.30 Noise Reel Extra 11.45 Noise Reel Extra 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Life Stories 1.30 Latest News 2.00 8 Ball Pool 4.00 Post Feature 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Breakout: Rock & Music Festival 5.30 Noise Reel Extra (x2)

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Shirley comes clean to Dean about her plans, but how will he react? Stacey pushes Kush to make a decision about his relationship. Patrick grows suspicious of Vincent’s actions.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations.

9.00 Celebrity MasterChef Celebrities compete in a contest of culinary skill. The beginning of the second heat week sees five more celebrities enter the MasterChef kitchen. Battling for the crown are singer Mica Paris, children’s TV presenter Sam Nixon, actor Amanda Donohoe, comedian Syd Little, and Paralympian Danny Crates. The first challenge for the five hopefuls is the invention test.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Southampton.

11.35 This Week Andrew Neil presents a political review of the week.

12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Kangaroo Dundee Boing!

7.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi takes on the difficult challenge of finding head chefs. She continues her mission with Potli, an Indian market restaurant in London’s Hammersmith, whose owners are desperate to find a head chef to help realise their ambition of expanding a restaurant chain.

8.00 Rick Stein’s German Bite Rick Stein sets out on his German voyage with his usual appetite to unearth some of the country’s hidden culinary gems. As always, Rick seeks out enticing fishing opportunities and is on the hunt for the most tantalising seafood - but this journey is different to most because it is one that is very close to Rick’s heart.

9.00 Protecting Our Foster Kids Documentary.

10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests James Acaster, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney and Sara Pascoe.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Kate Humble: Living With Nomads Documentary series.

12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.50 Sign Zone: An Hour To Save Your Life 1.50 Sign Zone: 24 Hours In The Past 4.00 The Glasgow Girls’ Stories 4.30 Ten Pieces (x2)

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale It is Victoria and Adam’s wedding day.

7.30 Bargains, Budgets & Breadline Britain: Tonight See highlights.

8.00 Emmerdale Aaron is forced to save Robert.

8.30 Big Box Little Box This week, the families try out a futuristic unicycle. Of course.

9.00 Superhospital Brand new documentary series set in the Royal Derby Hospital, where a million patients are treated each year, lives begin and lives are saved every day.

The series focuses on the staff - from surgeons to security guards, and doctors to domestics - who all play their part in helping patients and keep the hospital running. Episode one features Dan, an energetic consultant, who is under pressure to find out what is wrong with a 20year-old who is having violent fits.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Dangerous Dogs Two-part documentary.

11.40 Perspectives: Freddie Mercury Saved My Life With Alfie Boe Alfie Boe explores the life and work of Freddie Mercury.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Bargains, Budgets & Breadline Britain: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Horizon: Aftershock - The Hunt For Gravitational Waves 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Eastbourne 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Jimmy’s Australian Food Adventure 10.30 Come Dine With Me (x3) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.40 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Furious Leela is on the warpath.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives Documentary series that uses surveillance filming, cutting-edge technology and expert input to analyse extreme canine behaviour in the modern world.

9.00 The Tribe Four-part documentary series capturing life in an Ethiopian tribe. Youngest son Magi is about to be initiated into manhood and will have to prove his strength and agility by leaping naked across a line of cattle. If he completes this sacred rite of passage, Magi will earn the respect of his community and become eligible to get engaged.

10.00 Peter Kay: Live And Back On Nights! Part Two In this second part, Peter gives viewers a unique look behind the scenes of his mammoth 18 months on the road.

11.05 Dogging Tales Documentary by the award winning film maker Leo Maguire.

12.15am My Big Fat Gypsy Fortune 1.10 One Born Every Minute USA 2.05 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.00 Country House Rescue 3.55 The Great British Property Divide: Channel 4 Dispatches 4.25 SuperScrimpers 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Garage Sale Mystery: All That Glitters (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah and Nate take Matt to counselling to get his drinking under control, and upon his return announces that he is going on a bush retreat.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Observational documentary series following the pioneering work of the trauma specialists at the Royal London Hospital. A young man comes within a centimetre of death after being stabbed, a man brought in after a fall learns that he has just days to live.

8.00 Celebs On Benefits: Fame To Claim See highlights.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. This year, the clock is ticking and housemates’ past, present and future are in the hands of Big Brother.

10.00 Person Of Interest Complex, action-packed crime drama series.

The team want justice for Carter’s death, but when the Machine gives out the number of Officer Simmons, her killer, Finch realises that the badly injured Reese may go a step too far in his quest for vengeance.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 HouseBusters 4.50 House Doctor (x2) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Last Man Standing (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Last Man Standing (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Glee 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Insane Fight Club 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Insane Fight Club 1.30 Freshers, Sex & Suspicious Parents 2.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 How The Wild West Was Won With Ray Mears 9.00 Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story 10.00 Waking The Dead 10.50 Your Inner Fish: An Evolution Story 11.45 Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.25am How The Wild West Was Won

1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 Reality Bites 10.50 Celebrity Juice: Pop Special 11.35 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.30 Love Island 1.30 Crazy Beaches

8.25am Murder, She Wrote 9.30 Judge Judy (x3) 10.50 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Wild At Heart 4.10 French Fields 4.45 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Foyle’s War 10.00 Blue Murder 11.35 The Vice 1.05am City Lights

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Gogglebox 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

11.25am FILM: A Lawless Street (1955) 1.00pm Time Team (x3) 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut 1.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 2.05 Grand Designs

11.00am Spring In A Small Town (1948) 1.05pm Cattle Empire (1958) 2.45 I Was Monty’s Double (1958) 4.50 The China Syndrome (1979) 7.15 Fast Girls (2012) 9.00 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) 11.05 Solomon Kane (2009) 1.10am The Night Is Young (1986)

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FRIDAY 26 Glastonbury 2015 BBC2, 7.30pm All over BBC3 for the weekend, as well as BBC2 tonight, enjoy the live music and behind the scenes magic with none of the mud or ‘interesting’ toilets.

Presented by Jo Whiley, Mark Radcliffe, Lauren Laverne and others, catch Florence And The Machine from the Pyramid Stage, and so much more. Rah!!!

The Vote Latest TV, 8.00pm The weekly current affairs programme bringing local news, views and opinions from the key political figures in the city! And who more political than the representatives of the newly formed People’s Republic of Brighton & Hove, complete with their own national anthem, rather fetching flag and badges!

FILM: Hanna Film4, 9pm A monstrous and wondrous modern fairy tale of thugs and assassins, parenthood and snowy woods, and childhood beginnings and endings. And it’s so cool, too.

Huge action pieces, menacing heavies and a finale in an abandoned European theme park, this is one of the better ways you could spend a Friday night in.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Burn Up With Natalie 9.00 Bethanie Lunn: Fast Style 9.30 BollyHeat 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Northern Cuisine 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Cook It 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Kick OutThe Jams 3.00 Latest News Live 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories in the press.

7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future.

Expect heated debate!

9.00 Hot Air Bill Smith let's off some hot air - laugh's from Latest TV's chief gag maker.

9.30 Bored Gamers Redux The very best highlights from series one of Bored Gamers, a funny and irreverent look at video and adult board gaming.

10.00 Bored Gamers A Board Gamers special report on the biggest gaming expo of the year, E3 in California.

11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears.

11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Noise Floor (x2) 1.00 On The Verge 1.30 Latest News 2.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 2.30 Latest News 3.00 On The Verge 3.30 Bored Gamers Redux 4.00 Bored Gamers 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Brighton Album Chart Show

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7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders A nervous Dean meets Jade for the first time. Will all go to plan? Shabnam comes to terms with recent events. Vincent comes clean about his past, but is he telling the truth?

8.30 Celebrity MasterChef See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents his talk show. On his sofa: world champion Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton; comedian and actor Jack Whitehall; and pop superstar Rita Ora, who chats and performs her new single Poison.

11.25 SunTrap Crime comedy. An undercover reporter and his former mentor join forces to solve mysteries on a Spanish island.

11.55 FILM: Fallen (1998) Starring Denzel Washington, John Goodman, Donald Sutherland, Embeth Davidtz, James Gandolfini. Supernatural thriller.

1.55am Weather For The Week Ahead 2.00 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial Alex Polizzi takes on the difficult challenge of finding head chefs. It’s the final at Potli, a restaurant serving Indian market food in the heart of Hammersmith.

7.30 Glastonbury 2015 See highlights.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.00 Arthur Ashe: More Than A Champion 2015 marks the 40th anniversary of tennis legend Arthur Ashe lifting the Wimbledon men’s singles title. From boyhood in segregated America to becoming one of the world’s opinion-formers, Ashe’s story is told poignantly by his brother Johnnie, along with friends Stan Smith and Donald Dell, and rivals like Ilie Nastase.

10.00 Glastonbury 2015 Live coverage from Glastonbury Festival continues with presenters Mark Radcliffe and Lauren Laverne.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark.

11.00 Glastonbury 2015 Live coverage continues.

2.00am Sign Zone: Question Time 3.00 Sign Zone: Protecting Our Foster Kids 4.00 One Hundred Years Of The Women’s Movement 4.30 Poland Stories - Secondary 5.00 True Stories

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie is drawn to Ross.

7.30 Coronation Street Will Nick come clean about his feelings for Carla?

8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape Chef Gino D’Acampo concludes his culinary journey around his native Italy, starting the final leg of his trip in Puglia.

8.30 Coronation Street Nick’s world is turned upside down.

9.00 Doc Martin Comedy drama series about the famously curmudgeonly GP. When Martin is talked into taking baby James to playgroup, he is forced to sing along with the other mums. As the parents pair up, one of them says she is worried about her daughter, to which Martin replies that the girl is probably just backward.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Vicious Second series of the sitcom following the ups and downs in the lives of an elderly gay couple.

11.10 FILM: Bloody Sunday (2002) Starring James Nesbitt, Nicholas Farrell, Kathy Kiera Clarke. The story of the events of 30 January 1972, when British soldiers shot dead 13 unarmed civilians taking part in a civil rights march in Derry.

1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain’s Best Bakery 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Family Finders 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Continent 4.00 The Box 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Gardeners’ World 8.45 Cowboys And Angels 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Eastbourne 5.15 Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Jimmy’s Australian Food Adventure 10.30 Come Dine With Me (x3) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.40 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Recriminations fly around the village as the police are no closer to finding the missing baby.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Shipping Wars UK Series following people working in the transport industry as they aim to maximise their loads and income.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy version of the quiz show.

Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc take on special guest captain Lee Mack with David O’Doherty. Adam Buxton joins Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley takes care of the numbers and letters.

10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker host the comedy show with special guest Stephen Merchant.

11.10 Man Down Sitcom about a frustrated teacher. With a very unwelcome appraisal already taking its toll, fate conspires to throw Dan directly into the path of his childhood nemesis. A big-bottomed guru returns to Dan’s life to try to help him.

11.40 Greg Davies: The Back Of My Mum’s Head Comedian Greg Davies’ live stand-up show.

12.35am The Big Bang Theory 1.00 Supernatural 1.50 The Hotel 2.45 Four Rooms US 3.35 The Renovation Game 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 The Common Denominator

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: LA 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: No Remorse (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac confesses to Leah that he was about to leave when she woke up from the coma.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In Colour Documentary series bringing history to life with the aid of the latest research and modern tech. With their armies fully engaged on the battlegrounds, the Allied and Axis powers focused their efforts to develop new weapons and new strategies to deliver a knockout blow to the enemy and bring about a quick end to the conflict.

8.00 Conspiracy: The Cold War Files Documentary series reviewing major events in history through the perspective of conspiracy theories.

For decades the world was just hours away from total destruction, as the USA and the Soviet Union locked horns in an icy standoff.

9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction Live coverage as another housemate is evicted.

10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

11.30 Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother: Eviction 4.20 House Doctor (x4) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Last Man Standing (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Last Man Standing (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Cricket’s Funniest Moments 11.00 An Idiot Abroad: Karl Comes Home 12.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm LIVE James Bay And Catfish & The Bottlemen @ Glastonbury 8.00 LIVE Jungle And The Vaccines @ Glastonbury 8.50 LIVE Women’s World Cup Quarter-Final 11.00 LIVE Rudimental @ Glastonbury 12.15am Family Guy (x2) 1.00 American Dad! 1.25 Family Guy

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Flamenco: Gypsy Soul 8.30 Florence & The Machine @ Glastonbury 9.30 Motorhead @ Glastonbury 10.00 FILM: Lemmy: The Movie (2010) 11.50 Robert Plant: By Myself 12.50am Play It Loud: The Story Of The Marshall Amp

12.10pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed!

1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 Judge Rinder 3.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Best Of The Best 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Back-Up Plan (2010) 11.10 Celebrity Juice 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.55 Fake Reaction

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.15 Wild At Heart 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 Afterlife 11.05 The Vice 12.45am FILM: The Human Stain (2003)

3.00pm Brooklyn NineNine 3.30 Baby Daddy 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Predators (2010) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Tattoo Fixers

11.05am FILM: The 39 Steps (1959) 1.00pm Time Team (x3) 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 The Saboteurs 10.00 Nazi Megastructures 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut 1.00 Grand Designs Revisited 2.05 The Good Wife

1.00am The Fighting Seabees (1944) 1.05pm Crooks Anonymous (1962) 2.50 Geordie (1955) 4.55 Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971) 7.00 Leap Year (2009) 9.00 Hanna (2011) See highlights.

11.10 Resident Evil (2002) 1.10am Street Kings (2008)

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SATURDAY 27 Edwardian Farm BBC2, 6.30pm Archaeologists go tin mining in Cornwall, an industry which survived until the end of the 20th century. They drill blast holes by hand and get to grips with tools such as the grimly nick-named ‘the widow-maker’. Read George Orwell’s superb essay ‘Down the Mine’ perhaps to school up before the show.

Prized Apart BBC1, 7pm Saturday night adventure awaits!

In the ancient city of Fes, contestants have to find hidden treasures to avoid a terrifying leap into one of North Africa’s largest caves. Loved ones watch, answering questions to keep their partners in the game.

Takeshi’s Castle style sadistic fun for all the family.

Black Work ITV1, 9.40pm Black is the colour (and mood) of gritty crime drama. In this first of a three-part thriller PC Jo Gillespie starts to lose trust in her police family after her detective husband Ryan is murdered.

Compelled to carry out her own investigation, I think we can safely assume she won’t play by the rules.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Noise Floor (x2) 7.00 Bollyheat 7.30 Burn Up With Natalie 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Under The Radar 9.00 Noise Reel 9.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Kick Out The Jams 12.00pm Love That Car 12.30 Latest News 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.30 Haringey Box Cup 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Haringey Box Cup This year's Haringey Box Cup is the largest amateur boxing event ever to take place in Britain and europe's largest open tournament, beating the Olympic event for size. The event, now in its 16th year, is hosted by Haringey Police and Community Boxing club at London's Alexandra Palace. Nearly 400 fighters from around the continent gather across four rings for a number of events, leading to the men's finals on Sunday. Kiev-Del Dyer and Kingsley Okolie return to represent Haringey, whilst boxers from all over the UK, Norway, Sweden, Belgium, Switzerland, and Ireland will be on show. Fighters are drawn from 10 weight categories. Gerry Willmott MBE founded Haringey and played a central role in starting the Box Cup, and he is delighted that it continues to go from strength to strength. “The spaces for entrants filled up in two weeks,” he said. “It shows how popular it is and how much interest there is in grass-roots boxing. It’s the largest open boxing tournament in Europe and it’s something that everyone wants to be involved in. It gives them the chance to fight a few times in three days, which is a pretty rare opportunity. The pros all mention it now, it’s something they put on their CV.” This event was recorded on 21st June.

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6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Prized Apart See highlights.

8.05 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts the quiz in which two teams of strangers play against each other to complete a series of lists and win up to £100,000.

8.55 Casualty Dylan has another bad day, Charlie tirelessly tries to help Louis through his withdrawal, and Cal convinces a mum to come clean to her daughter.

9.45 The John Bishop Show This episode features brilliant stand-ups Lee Nelson, Alex Edelman, Luisa Omielan and Marcel Lucont. 10.30 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.50 Not Going Out Sitcom.

Unburdened by ambition or drive, Lee drifts from one ill-advised job to another, living off the goodwill and generosity of his landlady, Kate, a clean-living Californian.

11.20 Room 101 - Extra Storage Inspired by Hat Trick Productions’ original Room 101 series, this fastmoving game show meets talk show sees Frank Skinner refereeing three celebrities each week.

12.00am FILM: The Hot Chick 1.40 Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 1.45 BBC News. BBC One joins the BBC’s rolling news channel.

6.00 Gardeners’ World At Longmeadow, Monty Don celebrates the arrival of summer by making a start on his new scented border; and offers a few suggestions for what to be getting on with for the weekend ahead.

6.30 Edwardian Farm See highlights.

7.30 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands Documentary series exploring the wildlife of Japan.

8.30 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom.

When the church bells start ringing, Walmington Home Guard prepares to deal with the invasion.

9.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team return for another series of the topical comedy featuring guests James Acaster, Ed Byrne, Gary Delaney and Sara Pascoe.

9.30 Glastonbury 2015 BBC Two’s live coverage of Glastonbury Festival continues with presenters Lauren Laverne, Mark Radcliffe and Gemma Cairney bringing you one of the most talked about headline acts ever to grace the Pyramid Stage - Kanye West. Following in the footsteps of his friend and collaborator Jay Z, Kanye lands in Pilton to take his rightful place on the world famous Pyramid Stage as Saturday night’s headliner.

1.00am FILM: The Infidel (2010) Satirical comedy.

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Box 12.00pm BBC News 12.15 Bargain Hunt 1.00 Homes Under The Hammer 2.00 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 2.30 Rugby League Challenge Cup Quarter-Final - Warrington Wolves V Leigh Centurions 5.05 Escape To The Country 5.50 Pointless Celebrities

6.10am FILM: The Lost Squadron (1932) 7.30 FILM: East Of Sudan (1964) 9.00 Wimbledon Classics: Goran Ivanisevic V Pat Rafter - 2001 Final 11.00 Kangaroo Dundee 11.30 Kangaroo Dundee 12.00pm James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 12.15 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 1.15 Tennis: Eastbourne Final 4.00 Flog It! 4.30 Glastonbury 2015

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Super 4 7.45 Super 4 8.00 Nerds & Monsters 8.10 Nerds & Monsters 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Surprise Surprise 2.35 1000 Heartbeats 3.35 All Star Family Fortunes 4.20 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 6.00 ITV News Meridian A roundup of all the latest news from across the region. Includes Meridian weather.

6.10 ITV News & Weather Jonathan Hill presents the latest headlines from around the world.

Followed by a national weather forecast.

6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill introduces more funny home videos filmed by viewers, whilst taking a sledgehammer to celebrity culture.

7.00 FILM: Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007) Fantasy sequel. Harry is dismayed when the Ministry of Magic denies Voldemort’s return and appoints a nasty new teacher at Hogwarts to keep an eye on Dumbledore.

9.40 Black Work See highlights.

10.40 ITV News & Weather 10.55 FIA Formula E Championship Highlights Jennie Gow presents highlights of the penultimate race of the Formula E season from Battersea Park in London. 11.55 The Chase 12.50am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how and join in now at www.Jackpot247.com. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the American version of his popular talk show. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information.

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6.10am Leukaemia And Lymphoma Research Blenheim Palace Triathlon 7.05 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 FIM Superbike World Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.25 The Big Bang Theory 10.50 The Big Bang Theory 11.20 The Simpsons 11.50 The Simpsons 12.25pm The Simpsons 12.55 Rude(ish) Tube 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Reality series in which contestants throw dinner parties for one another. It’s the final day in Derby, and the turn of ultra-confident triathlete David Morris to flex his culinary muscles in the kitchen.

6.40 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

7.00 Walking Through History Tony Robinson embarks on a series of epic walks through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes. This time, he sets off on a 45-mile hike through the beautiful countryside of the Weald in Kent and the Downs of east Sussex to discover the area’s rich and surprising Tudor heritage.

8.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages Penelope Keith takes to the road to explore our relationship with that most quintessential of British institutions, the village.

9.00 FILM: Taken 2 (2012) Liam Neeson returns as the formidable exCIA agent in this action sequel.

10.55 FILM: Babylon AD (2008) Sci-fi thriller.

12.40am Street Sound And Style Music and fashion show celebrating the sounds and styles of Britain’s streets through the ages. 1.05 The Last Leg 2.05 Hollyoaks 4.10 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites Highlights 4.25 The Renovation Game Home improvement series. 5.20 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

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6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.25 Paw Patrol 7.40 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.15 Zack And Quack 8.30 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.05 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.50 Stop! Police Interceptors 11.45 Stop! Police Interceptors: Kicking Off 12.50pm Columbo: Playback 2.20 FILM: The Green Berets (1968) 5.05 5 News Weekend 5.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 6.10 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Cameras follow the victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom.

7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. Paul Bohill, Steve Pinner and Ben Pinner have a tough case on their hands as they move to evict a large group of squatters from an office block in central London.

8.00 Celebs On Benefits: Fame To Claim At look at the lives of some former stars, and professional high fliers, who now live on the poverty line.

9.00 Big Brother: Back To The 80s Highlights of the latest events in the house as the inmates are taken on a trip back in time to a land of yuppies, shoulder pads and perms.

10.00 The 80s: The Best Of Bad TV A look back at some of the televisual lowlights of the 1980s.

11.30 Jackass American reality series following people who perform hilarious and highly dangerous stunts.

11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother: Back To The 80s 4.00 Person Of Interest 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.40 Angels Of Jarm Joe Fuller

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12.00pm Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 1.00 The Holidaymakers (x2) 3.00 Monkey Life (x4) 5.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 6.00 Mr Holmes Special 6.15 Minions Special 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Guitar Star 9.00 Cricket’s Funniest Moments 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm George Ezra & Clean Bandit @ Glastonbury 8.00 Years & Years And The Maccabees @ Glastonbury 8.50 LIVE Women’s World Cup Quarter-Final 11.00 Ben Howard & Deadmau5 @ Glastonbury 12.15am LIVE Women’s World Cup Quarter-Final

7.00pm Burt Bacharach @ Glastonbury 8.00 Paloma Faith @ Glastonbury 9.00 Cordon (x2) 10.40 Suede @ Glastonbury 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.40 Brothers In Arms 1.40 Definitely Dusty 2.40 Suede @ Glastonbury

4.05pm Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 4.35 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 6.05 Minion Madness 6.20 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 8.10 FILM: Along Came Polly (2004) 10.00 Love Island 11.00 FILM: Bachelorette (2012) 12.50am The Keith Lemon Sketch Show (x2)

6.00am Where The Heart Is (x2) 7.55 Lewis 9.55 Inspector Morse (x4) 6.55pm Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.05am Wire In The Blood 1.30 Judge Judy 1.50 Man About The House 2.20 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

12.00pm The Goldbergs (x2) 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Made In Chelsea 4.00 FILM: The Addams Family (1991) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Friends With Benefits (2011) 11.05 Gogglebox (x2) 1.15am 2 Broke Girls 1.50 Rules Of Engagement (x2)

12.55pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.40 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 4.45 Grand Designs (x3) 8.00 The Million Pound Necklace: Inside Boodles 9.00 The Billion Pound Hotel 10.00 The World’s Most Expensive Food 11.05 Inside Jaguar: Making A Million Pound Car 12.10am Sex Party Secrets

11.00am Written On The Wind (1956) 1.00pm Chalet Girl (2011) 2.55 True Grit (1969) 5.40 Avatar (2009) 9.00 Kick-Ass (2010) 11.15 Super (2010) 1.05am The Squad (2011)

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SUNDAY 28 Surprise Surprise ITV1, 8pm Holly Willoughby springs more surprises on some of the nation’s most inspirational people. Awww shucks, it’s nice to have some cheer on a Sunday night. A family divided by a devastating illness are brought back together. By helicopter. If only Game Of Thrones could have its own Holly Willoughby, we’d all be happier.

Humans Channel 4, 9pm Laura finds herself at odds with her family when she tries to return Anita to the shop. What, is Anita a bag of spuds? Good one eh?! Joe suggests that Laura is imagining Anita’s strange behaviour, but he can’t help noticing how human (and spudlike) Anita appears when he has to check her for damage.

Pappano’s Classical Voices BBC4,9pm Antonio Pappano explores the great roles and the greatest singers of the last hundred years through the prism of the main classical voice types. He begins with the soprano – at the heart of nearly every opera, although (spoiler alert) the heroine isn’t always alive come the final curtain.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x3) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Newspapers (x2) 9.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Family, Faith And Fun 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Gold Coast Xplorer 12.00pm Land Rovers Live 12.30 Growing Concerns 1.00 Two Men And A Fish 1.45 Noise Reel Extra 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 The Vote 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 International Chef Exchange 5.00 Family, Faith And Fun 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Access All Areas Humber Lifeboat Crew, Spurn Point: A look behind the scenes at the work of the RNLI Humber Lifeboat Crew based at Spurn Point.

7.00 GoldCoast XPlorer Gold Coast Xplorer checks out Wet'N'Wild Gold Coast, Ocean Jet, Get Wet Surf School, and much more!

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote: Episode 164 A vote special discussing Offset Films 'In The People's Republic of Brighton and Hove'.

9.00 FilmFest on TV: My Accomplice: Special comedy set in Brighton, about the romance between a charming young Scot and an artisticallyinclined East German. Irresistible performances by Alexandra Kalweit and rising star Stuart Martin.

11.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton The Radio Reverb show makes the transition to TV. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 The Vote 1.30 Latest News 2.00 Richard Durrant: Cycling Music: Episode 1 3.00 FilmFest on TV: My Accomplice 5.00 CoquetBar Breakfast In Brighton 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile John Craven is on Dartmoor, where he’s exploring the working landscape both past and present. He joins the rangers restoring ancient leats - the old watercourses that powered mills, farms and tin mines - and meets the farmers carving out a living ‘on the 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Experts invite the public to bring along their antiques for examination. Some find their ‘bric-a-brac’ to be worth much more than they ever suspected.

9.00 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell Historical fantasy drama.

With England in chaos as magic returns, Strange comes back home to claim Mr Norrell and rescue Arabella.

But can his plan possibly work? Or will the dark prophecy of the Raven King finally be fulfilled?

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 A David Attenborough Special 11.05 Don’t Tell The Bride Reality series in which the groom must choose every detail of his wedding, from venue to cake to wedding dress, with a budget of £12,000.

12.05am Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast.

12.10 BBC News BBC One joins the BBC’s rolling news channel

6.15 Glastonbury 2015 In the now traditional Sunday afternoon legends spot, former Commodore and Motown star, multimillion selling artist and 80s icon Lionel Richie takes centre spot on the Pyramid Stage to entertain the vast Sunday afternoon crowd.

8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine.

This episode features two films that were shot for the last series. In the first film, Jeremy, Richard and James immerse themselves in the lifestyle of the traditional classic car enthusiast.

9.15 Odyssey US action drama series. The lives of three strangers - a stranded female soldier, a disillusioned corporate attorney and a disrespected political activist - collide when they uncover an international military conspiracy to fund terrorists.

10.40 Glastonbury 2015 The third and final night of BBC Two’s coverage of Glastonbury featuring The Who. Plus highlights from F.F.S. (the unique collaboration of Franz Ferdinand and Sparks), Paul Weller and Ryan Adams. Also some special acoustic performances from the BBC Two bird’s eye view studio.

1.00am FILM: Treacle Jr (2010) 2.20 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.15 Sign Zone: Holby City Hospital drama. Guy and Jesse clash over Guy’s surgical risk-taking. Fletch is tempted by Clifford’s ‘victimless crime.’

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Prized Apart 2.20 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 2.50 Flog It! 3.25 Escape To The Continent 4.25 Songs Of Praise 5.00 Nigel Slater: Eating Together 5.30 Nature’s Greatest Dancers

6.05am Animal Park 6.35 The Big Allotment Challenge 7.35 Countryfile 8.35 Gardeners’ World 9.05 The Beechgrove Garden 9.35 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.05 The Box 11.35 Alex Polizzi: Chefs On Trial 12.35pm Wimbledon Review 2014 1.35 FILM: From Here To Eternity (1953) 3.30 Rugby League Challenge Cup Quarter-Final - St Helens V Widnes Vikings

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 FIA Formula E Qualifying Live 1.15pm ITV News & Weather 1.30 Long Lost Family 2.30 Off Their Rockers 3.00 FIA Formula E Championship Live 5.45 Love Your Garden 6.45 ITV News Meridian 7.00 ITV News & Weather 7.15 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern hosts the classic game show as players Marilyn, Allan and Megan compete to guess the familiar phrases hidden in animated clues.

8.00 Surprise Surprise See highlights.

9.00 Black Work Second of a threepart thriller. When her detective husband Ryan is murdered, PC Jo Gillespie is expected to leave it to her colleagues in the force to find his killer.

10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.20 FIA Formula E Championship Highlights Jennie Gow presents highlights of the final race of the Formula E season from Battersea Park in London.

11.20 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which eight celebrities face a 12-day survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. To stay alive, they must learn to navigate the terrain, build shelters, make fire and supplement their meagre army rations.

12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.40 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Jeremy Kyle deals with more dilemmas & confrontations.

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 Ginetta GT5 Challenge 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 FILM: Edward Scissorhands (1990) 4.35 Location, Location, Location 5.35 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 6.30 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

7.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild Series in which Kevin McCloud meets ordinary people who have abandoned the rat race and chosen to move to some of the most remote places on Earth. The Atkinsons are a family of five who’ve created a new life in one of the world’s wildest places. Belize has more species of snake than any other country on Earth.

8.00 Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year 2015 George Clarke and the Amazing Spaces team travel the British Isles to visit the extraordinary sheds vying to be crowned Shed of the Year 2015. In this episode, the judges visit the shortlisted sheds in the Unique and the Historical Shed categories.

9.00 Humans See highlights.

10.00 FILM: The Cold Light Of Day (2012) Thriller.

11.55 Rude Tube Alex Zane introduces the top 50 internet stars, featuring an echo voice waiter, a beatboxer and the creepiest family band in the world.

12.50am FILM: Blue Valentine (2010) Drama charting the evolution and eventual breakdown of one couple’s marriage. 2.45 - 4.35 Come Dine With Me 5.05 The Renovation Game

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6.00 - 7.35am Children’s television 7.50 Little Princess 8.00 Wanda And The Alien 8.10 Zack And Quack 8.25 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.45 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 The Secret Life Of Pets 11.05 Stop! Police Interceptors: Drink And Drugs 12.05pm FILM: The Land Before Time (1988) 1.20 FILM: The Princess Bride (1987) 3.15 FILM: Spies Like Us (1985) 5.05 5 News Weekend 5.10 FILM: Beetlejuice (1988) 6.55 FILM: Dirty Dancing (1987) Coming-of-age drama about a sheltered 17-year-old girl who learns a lot about life from the hotel dance instructor during a family summer vacation in the Catskills in 1963.

Featuring the Oscar-winning song I’ve Had the Time of My Life, performed

by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.

9.00 Big Brother: Back To The 80s Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours.

10.00 Greatest 80s Movies Countdown show looking at the cinematic triumphs of the 1980s, from ET to Ghostbusters to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Contributors include Corey Feldman, Christopher Lloyd and Judd Nelson. Narration is from Ronni Ancona.

12.50am Jackass American reality series following a group who perform hilarious and highly dangerous stunts.

The winds of peace rush through Johnny’s body and out of his rectum at yoga, and Chris wrestles some Florida alligators in a G-string. 1.15 SuperCasino Live 3.10 Big Brother: Back To The 80s Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours. 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Make It Big 5.45 Angels Of Jarm Animation in which young angels help the children of Jarm to overcome problems. 5.50 Angels Of Jarm Joe Fuller

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9.00am Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 10.00 Glee 11.00 WWE Raw 12.00pm Monkey Life (x6) 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x3) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Kings And Queens Of Speech 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Road Wars (x3) 2.00am Brit Cops: War On Crime (x2)

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Alt-J & Charli XCX @ Glastonbury 9.00 Lianne La Havas & Jamie T @ Glastonbury 10.30 The Chemical Brothers @ Glastonbury 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am American Dad! 12.35 Family Guy (x3) 1.45 Freshers, Sex & Suspicious Parents 2.40 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm Horizon: The Power Of The Placebo 8.00 Paul Weller @ Glastonbury 9.00 Pappano’s Classical Voices 10.00 Arena: Nicolas Roeg - It’s About Time 11.00 FILM: Walkabout (1971) 12.40am Irish Rock At The BBC 1.35 Paul Weller @ Glastonbury 2.35 Horizon: The Power Of The Placebo

12.00pm Catchphrase 12.40 Take Me Out 1.50 Take Me Out: The Gossip 2.35 Love Island 3.35 Minion Madness: Orientation Day 3.50 FILM: Despicable Me (2005) 5.45 FILM: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) 9.00 Love Island 10.00 FILM: The Break-Up (2006) 12.15am Crazy Beaches

6.00am FILM: Calamity Jane (1953) 7.55 Heartbeat (x2) 9.55 Inspector Morse (x5) 9.00 Caroline Quentin’s National Parks 10.00 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) 12.00am Wycliffe 1.05 On The Buses (x2) 2.00 Judge Judy (x2) 2.45 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin (x2) 3.30 ITV3 Nightscreen 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

12.30pm Couples Come Dine With Me (x2) 2.35 The Goldbergs (x2) 3.30 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 6.00 FILM: Spy Kids: All The Time In The World In 4D (2011) 7.45 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 10.00 Gogglebox (x2) 12.05am The Big Bang Theory 12.35 Tattoo Fixers

12.05pm Gadget Man (x3) 1.40 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Ainsley Harriott’s Street Food 9.00 7/7: The Angels Of Edgware Road 10.00 9/11: Ground Zero Underworld 11.05 24 Hours In A&E 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am Arabian Adventure (1979) 1.00pm Big (1988) 3.15 The Towering Inferno (1974) 6.35 27 Dresses (2008) 9.00 The Mechanic (2011) 10.45 The Bank Job (2008) 12.55am Only Yesterday (1991)

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MONDAY 29 Nigel Slater: Eating Together BBC1, 7.30pm Nigel’s delicious tour of modern British home cooking takes in iconic dishes that bring people together. Mmmm... tour. He gets a lesson in the art of pairing spices for a fabulous Indonesian fish dish, and meets Zoe who shows him how to make Jollof, Ghanaian style. Also features a slap-up Sunday pork belly.

It’s A Funny Old Week With Jason Manford ITV1, 9.30pm It’s a wonderful life Jason. But funny and old sometimes yes.

Joined by the brilliant Paul Sinha, he casts his unique comic eye over the biggest headlines of the week, along with some of the more unusual stories that may have slipped under the radar.

What can we expect this week?

Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story BBC4, 10pm Gabriel Weston examines cases that were solved by examining traces of forensic evidence such as patterns of blood in a bedroom which helped overturn an infamous murder conviction.

Check out Matisse’s Cut-Outs for more fun arty patterns.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Teleshopping 8.30 BollyHeat 9.00 The Newspapers (x2) 10.00 Teleshopping 10.30 Cuppa TV 11.00 Teleshopping 11.30 Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 12.30pm Cook It 1.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Teleshopping 2.30 Noise Floor 3.00 Latest News Live 5.00 Noise Reel 5.30 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Burn Up With Natalie Personal trainer Natalie Golland givesviewers a fitness workout.

7.00 Post Feature All the latest movie news, reviews and previews.

With Jessica Kellgren Hayes and Joseph Gunn.

7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Cook It Andrew Kay presents the no frills and fun how to cookery programme to help you prepare really tasty, simple fresh food from good value produce for yourself, friends and family.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange International Chef exchange does Den Haag and Brighton.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 On The Verge 11.30 Arts Alive: Acoustic 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Burn Up With Natalie 1.00 Post Feature 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 On The Verge 5.30 Arts Alive

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Call The Council 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Tennis: Wimbledon 2015

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Claimed And Shamed 7.30 Family Finders 8.15 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 Daily Politics 11.30 Tennis: Wimbledon 2015

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 Nigel Slater: Eating Together See highlights 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Masood takes matters into his own hands, and Shabnam finds herself becoming even more removed from her loved ones.

8.30 The Missing Stolen Schoolchildren: Panorama The Missing Stolen Schoolchildren: Panorama.

9.00 The Met Documentary following the officers of Britain’s biggest and busiest police service as they deal with life, death, crime and its victims, all across the capital.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got Old News For You 11.05 Have I Got Old News For You 11.35 The Graham Norton Show 12.25am Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast.

12.30am BBC News BBC One joins the BBC’s rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15

8.30pm Wimbledon 2day Stellar names from the world of tennis join Clare Balding for an entertaining and informed look back at the first day of action at the 2015 Wimbledon Championships.

9.30 The RHS Hampton Court Palace Flower Show Monty Don, Rachel de Thame and Joe Swift preview the 25th Royal Horticultural Society’s Hampton Court Palace Flower Show.

10.00 Episodes Comedy series.

Helen continues to be threatened by Carol’s relationship with Beverly.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.20 Odyssey US action drama series. The lives of three strangers - a stranded female soldier, a disillusioned corporate attorney and a disrespected political activist - collide when they uncover an international military conspiracy to fund terrorist activities. grueling journey back home.

12.05am Odyssey 12.50 Napoleon 1.50 Sign Zone: Watchdog 2.50 Sign Zone: The BBC At War, Presented By Jonathan Dimbleby 4.00 Empire – Learning Zone 5.00 Story Of Britain This series of ten highly ambitious animated shorts chart the major changes in British history.

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moses’s future is uncertain. Laurel has doubts about moving back in. Jai kicks Rachel out of her home.

7.30 Coronation Street Gail is shocked by Michael’s honesty. Brian discovers that Dev is up to no good.

Roy and Fiz are curious over Cathy.

8.00 Countrywise The team are in the most South Westerly point of the British Isles - the beautiful and rugged coast around Lands End in Cornwall.

8.30 Coronation Street Gail and Eileen scrap in the street. Julie confronts Dev and Talisa.

9.00 Vicious Second series of the sitcom following the ups and downs in the lives of an elderly gay couple.

9.30 It’s A Funny Old Week With Jason Manford See highlights 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.40 Plebs Sitcom following three desperate young men who reside in ancient Rome.

11.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle takes his hugely successful chat show to the United States, where his uncompromising views on relationships, addiction and more produce some jaw-dropping 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.40 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons JK Rowling, Tony Blair and Ian McKellen are on hand to greet the Simpsons when they arrive in London on holiday.

6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Salt: Are You Eating Too Much?: Channel 4 Dispatches Investigative journalism series.

8.30 Superfoods: The Real Story Kate Quilton investigates the purported health benefits of superfoods.

9.00 Kevin McCloud’s Escape To The Wild Series in which Kevin McCloud meets ordinary people who have abandoned the rat race and chosen to move to some of the most remote places on Earth.

10.00 Man Down Sitcom about a frustrated teacher, written by and starring Greg Davies.

10.35 Tattoo Fixers Tattoo artists join forces to fix the UK’s shocking tattoo catastrophes.

11.35 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital.

12.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Massachusetts, to discover whether controlling owner Tom has kept his promise and handed 1.25 Spying On Hitler’s Army 2.20 Country House Rescue 3.20 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.15 The Renovation Game 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake!

Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: King Of Texas (2001) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah makes amends with VJ and Zac, but Irene cannot help shake the feeling that she is not acting like herself.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Stop! Police Interceptors Documentary series compiling the best moments from Police Interceptors.

8.00 Kicking Off: Caught On Camera Reality clip show.

Comedian Iain Lee takes a final humorous look at some of the most extraordinary outbursts of anger ever caught on tape.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events in the house over the past 24 hours.

10.00 Under The Dome Horror sci-fi mystery series based on Stephen King’s bestselling novel.

10.55 Big Brother’s Bigger Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats.

12.20am Psycho Pussies: When Cats Attack One-off documentary from the makers of Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud, using online clips and live case studies to explore some feline bad behaviour. 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Joe Fuller

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1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Last Man Standing (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Last Man Standing (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 7/7: Ten Years On 10.00 Extreme Phobias, Extreme Cures 11.00 Glee 12.00am A League Of Their Own

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Bad Education 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Bad Education 1.00 Freshers, Sex & Suspicious Parents 2.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Monkey Planet 9.00 War At Sea: Scotland’s Story 10.00 Catching History’s Criminals: The Forensics Story 11.00 The Real Bonnie And Clyde 12.00am Horizon: Living With Autism 1.00 Keys To The Castle 2.00 The High Art Of The Low Countries

12.40pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Sportstars 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Ibiza Weekender 10.00 Love Island 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am The Vampire Diaries

9.35am Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Wild At Heart 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Doctor In The House 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 The Kindness Of Strangers 11.35 The Vice 12.40am The Royal

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.00 New Girl 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 10.00 My Mad Fat Diary 11.00 Gogglebox 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.10 FILM: Arizona Raiders (1965) 1.00pm Time Team (x3) 4.10 Four In A Bed (x5) 6.50 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 Britain’s Fattest Man 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats

11.00am The House On 92nd Street (1945) 12.45pm The Nutty Professor (1963) 2.55 Cattle Empire (1958) 4.35 Operation Pacific (1951) 6.55 St Trinian’s 2: The Legend Of Fritton’s Gold (2009) 9.00 Red (2010) 11.10 PS I Love You (2007) 1.40am Office Space (1999)