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t’s a peculiar and very particular type of feeling when you mistake one person for another at a glance. More specifically, when you realise that Nick Helm looks alarmingly like a dear friend of yours from many moons ago, and wonder what on earth Steve from Year 4 is doing working the Brighton comedy circuit with such an agonised expression on his face. If you want to see the man himself – that’s Nick Helm, not Steve from Year 4 – in action, you’ve the chance at the upcoming Gittins To Know You at Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar. See page 22.

And from one uncanny experience to another ... are these the same characters who went by the moniker of ‘The Knights Who Say Ni’, Mr Creosote, and the wealth of other weird and wonderful imaginings from the brains of the Monty Python clan? Well yes, sort of. This

talented cast have brought a reimagining of the classic comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail as a musical, with a freshly conceived music score and bags of laughs.

Spamalot is coming to the Theatre Royal Brighton, and once more, you can catch this delightful performace yourselves – read more on page 13.

We’re also welcoming two new columnists this week; Latest TV’s Biz Buzz chats all things local business, and Brighton & Hove Buses are sharing their top local travel destinations, all just a bus ticket away. Both are on page 14.

“Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!” Erm, do pardon me. I seem to be getting carried away ...

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> 10 – 16 MARCH 2015 04 Latest People Talisker Atlantic Challenge; A Taste Of Italy Night; brickwork demo at Sussex Downs 06 Latest News Headlines with Frank le Duc, Tim Ridgway and B&H City Council leader Jason Kitcat 08 Brighton Lights News and chat from Latest TV’s Richard Shayler and Guy Lloyd 11 Celeb City David Walliams’ split; FlipSide exhibition; Bozboz scoops gold; Macmillan’s success 13 Theatre Royal Spamalot gallops into the Theatre Royal Brighton 14 Brighton Writes Biz Buzz talks local business; Brighton & Hove buses share their top destinations 15 Kay Town City living, country style ...

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Brighton man needs local heroes A fearsome Brightonian has signed up to the greatest challenge of his life and needs local heroes to come on board.

Nick McCulloch, 39, will be taking part in this year’s Talisker Atlantic Challenge – a race to row the Atlantic from La Gomera in the Canary Islands to Antigua. Along with his corower Tom Parker, 28, the transatlantic adventurers hope to raise £1million for three outstanding charities. Sussex Beacon will use the funds to help educate school children about HIV and support their campaign to fight the stigma of the virus. They are also helping Barnardo’s to combat child exploitation and aid support workers in protecting children from abuse and manipulation. Finally, the team are supporting Wallace and Gromit’s Grand Appeal to enrich and enhance the quality of life for children.

A world first in ocean rowing, the team are broadcasting live 24/7 and online spectators will be able to track every one of their 1,000,000 strokes during their journey. This gives supporters the unique opportunity to follow Nick and Tom live with every push and pull as they burn over 20,000 calories a day during their gruelling three months at sea.

To get them to the start line they are in search of heroes. For just a £20 donation people can submit selfies that will appear on

the boat and will travel across the ocean with them as an Atlantic Tempest Hero. Local businesses can also get involved; for just £1,000 they can become part of a limited and exclusive club and align themselves with the thrill and adventure of the Atlantic Tempest challenge as a Local Business Hero.

Nick McCulloch said: “We need heroes to support us in this challenge of a lifetime as we race across the Atlantic. We’d love to see as many selfies as possible on our boat and know that all those heroes are helping us to raise money for three amazing causes. People can donate as much or as little as they like.”

Brighton-based solicitors Howlett Clarke

have signed up as a main sponsor and will have their name and logo on the boat for the world to see. Nick added: “I’m incredibly grateful to Howlett Clarke for supporting us and hope other businesses in Sussex and their staff will get involved. All our main sponsors will see their branding on the boat, go to exclusive team events and be involved with a promotional package to show off their involvement.”

To donate and view the benefits of being an Atlantic Tempest Hero, visit www.igg.me/at/athero or search ‘Atlantic Tempest Heroes’. Also find them on Twitter and Facebook by searching for ‘Atlantic Tempest’.

Building professionals visit Sussex Downs College Representatives from Chandlers Building Supplies and Porotherm (a sustainable clay block walling system) visited Sussex Downs College on Tuesday 24 February. The company led a demo for brickwork students on the Porotherm blocks – the new and more sustainable way to build houses. The event was fantastic for the students in keeping up to date with building trends and the interactive training session was a fantastic hands-on experience.

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A Taste of Italy Night Authentic Italian food was on the menu for a cultural enrichment evening held at Kings Restaurant & Bistro, on campus at Sussex Downs College last week. A guest chef and three-piece band flew in from Italy especially for the event on Thursday 26 February.

Chef Stefan Zanardi lent his expertise to Level 3 Catering students at Sussex Downs College, helping them to create an authentic Italian dining experience for guests. The night was called ‘A Taste of Italy’, and saw Kings Restaurant & Bistro transformed as live music and quality food combined to create a community festival feel. The restaurant was at full capacity with 90 guests in attendance.

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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on the new city budget The dust has settled and a council budget has been set for another year.

While it wasn’t the budget I was hoping for, a compromise had to be found.

Brighton & Hove is in its 12th year of being a council in no overall control, and negotiation has had to play a large part of the decision-making in that time.

The parties’ political differences remain, but the legal duty of setting a budget to ensure services could continue had to be paramount in finding a way forward. Letting the budget fail and leaving it to central government to set would have been a dereliction of duty, leaving many to wonder why they bothered voting in council elections.

While some one-off money was agreed to delay cuts to some politically sensitive issues like children’s centres, the fundamental challenges remain: local public services cannot carry on as they are in the face of rising costs, growing population and people living longer than ever. We also have a tax base which has been falling ever behind inflation due to freezes and capped increases.

Finally we have the very significant year on year cuts in our government funding on which we depend far more than councils in the rest of the developed world.

This month the council will be setting out its corporate plan on how it will face those challenges ahead. The plan will require the agreement of councillors at a full council meeting. Its success will depend on the collaboration, creativity and dedication of everyone in the city, whether using or delivering public services. No longer can we sit back and assume that public service is done by ‘them over there’ for us. Keeping our city working and its residents healthy and safe is a collective endeavour for all of us.

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Too many bright students quit their degree because they have autism but no support.

Sussex wants to help them stay the course ...

Chris Girvan

ussex University is stepping up its efforts to cater for people with autism. It is holding a summer school for the first time this year to help young people make the transition to new surroundings. The drop-out rate is much higher among people with autism even though they may be academically bright and wellsuited to their degree course.

The higher education sector as a whole is coy about the numbers.

But some experts have suggested that about seven in ten students with autism leave before the end of their first year. The summer school is in part a recognition of the need for familiarity and routine that is a characteristic of many people with autism. A key aim is to give some of these young people the chance to become more familiar with strange surroundings before they have to navigate them for real as a fresher.

Chris Girvan, 44, of Hove, proposed the summer school at Sussex and will be the coordinator when it takes place in September. Sussex is one of the first universities to offer a summer school to students with autism.

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Their numbers on campus have soared as part of the general expansion of higher education, including in Brighton.

Mr Girvan is a PhD student in social cognitive development, focusing on children, education and technology. And he can often be found in the university’s ChaT Lab – or the Children and Technology Lab – part of the Developmental and Clinical Psychology Group.

He said; “We are interested in how technology can be used to understand and support children working and playing together, at school and at home, in typical and atypical development, with peers, with parents and with teachers.”

Mr Girvan is a governor of three local schools for children with a range of complex needs, the CDP Federation. The federation includes the Cedar Centre, Downs Park and Patcham House. Asked why he was running the summer

A key aim is to give these young people a chance to become more familiar with strange surroundings before navigating them for real school on the Sussex campus at Falmer, he said; “We’re providing a taster. We want it to enhance

social and vocational skills. We want the transition from school to be good.”

It is part of the university’s Widening Participation agenda and this year Sussex will welcome a group of year 13 students who have been offered a university place. Mr Girvan, who will be helped by a team of volunteers, said; “We’ve got real expertise on campus and people who are willing to do this.

“We’re aiming for 20 students.

On the social and cultural side they’ll be assisted by a team of about 15 specialist ‘red coats’ who will be trained in coaching and mentoring. On top if that we’ll have eight or nine academic teaching staff providing sample lectures.”

Mr Girvan is optimistic that the level of support on offer – and which is recommended by experts in the field – will pay dividends. If more young people with autism fulfil their potential and stay the course, it will be a lesson not just for Sussex but for the university sector as a whole.

His drive to help sixth formers with autism to become fully fledged undergrads comes at a time when parents locally are worried about a potential policy setback. Mascot, a parent-led charity that supports families of children with autism, has concerns about possible changes to the rules for home to school transport.

It has responded to a consultation carried out by Brighton and Hove City Council.

The charity fears that some of the changes could be illegal and possibly life-threatening. It said; “There are a number of points in the proposed policy which we feel do not fully take into account the needs of children and young people with autism. Many children and young people with autism lack road safety and crossing the road, even just to reach a bus stop, can be life-threatening. If a child has a SEN (special educational need) and/or disability, the local authority should not seek to introduce additional criteria for school transport.”

To contact Mascot, visit www.asc-mascot.com To learn more about the summer schools, email Mr Girvan on cg264@sussex.ac.uk

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BUDGET DEADLOCK It took two attempts but Brighton and Hove councillors finally broke a budget stalemate.

With all three main parties advocating different ways of spending, a deadlock ensued.

The Greens championed a 5.9% council tax rise, the Conservatives a freeze and Labour a 1.99% increase. This is all in the backdrop of the government cutting annual funding by more than £20 million.

After seven hours of debating, a comprimise was finally reached between Labour and some Green members. All in all, everyone should go away happy, ready to fight the election in a few months time.

However with a number of rebel Greens joining the Tories in voting the spending plans, an already tense election got a little spicier ...

SEAFRONT SPLASH Staying on the seafront, and plans for a £3 million open-air swiming pool have been unveiled.

The proposal would see the long-derelict Peter Pan Playground site in Madeira Drive transformed into a 50m heated open air pool. With changing facilities, a café, indoor endless pools, exercise studios, facilities for cycling and running and onsite bike storage thrown in, it seems like this is something everyone can support.

We'll find out when politicians discuss it at the end of this month.

WHEEL VS I Two major seafront attractions have clashed. That's after the Brighton Wheel was accused by the i360 of rowing back on a promise to close before the tower opens.

The operators of the large Ferris Wheel now say they want to remain for five more years. Yet those who run the i360 rightly claim that would go against a long-standing agreement.

But who is in the right? And is our city big enough for the both of them? Over to you, councillors.

ART ATTACK Celebrities from the world of sport and television have come together for a special art auction.

The Big Heart Auction sees dozens of pieces of art listed on eBay – and all in the aid of Chestnut Tree House. Among those contributing were cricketer Phil Tufnell, Britain's Got Talent's David Walliams and Raymond Briggs, creator of The Snowman.

Latest TV's Ceirney Eddie popped along to a private viewing at Brighton Dome's Founders Room to find out more.

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DRUG-DRIVING CRACKDOWN A Brighton man has become the first man to be arrested under new drug-driving laws.

The 35 year old was stopped when police carried out spotchecks in London Road. And as Latest TV found out, the message from police is simply: do not take the chance of getting round the rules.

NOT BARRED A popular Brighton bar has won its battle to keep its late night licence.

The Northern Lights in Brighton's Lanes was accused of breeching its conditions for operating more like a pub.

Councillors allowed the venue to remain open. However, they said that four fifths of the capacity must be seated.

They also ruled the Little East Street venue will have to stop serving alcohol at 1am.

PRIDE NEWS Great news for Pride-goers in that Brighton's very own superstar DJ Fatboy Slim has announced he will headline this year's party in Preston Park. Expect this one to be a performance that very few will want to miss out on.

CHARITY PUSH When a loved one is diagnosed with a rare disease, the easy option would be to break down.

But one Worthing family has decided to fight on, setting up a charity for their daughter.

Tracy Lynch set up Wolfram Syndrome UK when her 13-yearold daughter Jennifer developed the rare condition.

And thanks to the support of the community, the group benefited from a new fundraising push known as Fortnightly Friday.

To hear from Tracy and catch lots more, check out www.thelatest.tv.

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Congratulations to Brighton's second football team Whitehawk who will play at The Amex in May. That's after they edged out Burgess Hill Town in the semi-final of the Parafix Sussex Senior Cup. The Hawks will play Lewes in the final – and Latest Sport will be down there with all of the action.

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ow do they do it? What happens behind the scenes? Is it all live or pre-recorded? How come all their producers are just so dashed good-looking?!

All very legitimate questions my dear readers, especially that last one!

This week I thought I’d delve in to some of these questions.

Dissect the makings of some of our shows and explore the things that make our content so unique. That’s the most addictive thing about local TV, you really never know what you’re going to get. Sometimes it’s one-of-a-kind brilliance and sometimes it’s … well … interesting!

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This really is impressive; working to such tight deadlines and making it all look so slick. The news has got better and better.

The news team even bagged an interview with some bloke called David Cameron the other day.

Apparently he’s in the conservatory club or something.

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Latest TV’s flagship show Brighton Lights is always a rollercoaster of emotions. Four shows a week, eight guests, one band playing eight songs, live audience, animals, children, a functioning bar in the studio, 4–6 video inserts needing to be produced, filmed and edited each week and of course two presenters with huge riders! And all of this had to filmed on just one night.

The first time the team were told this there were screams of ‘impossible!’ and ‘you’re mad!’, a few ‘it’ll never work!’ and ‘we’ll be driven to drink!’ ... many ‘we won’t have time’ and ‘what about the children?’ and a small amount of ‘please reconsider, please!’.

But persevere we did! Although, admittedly many of us have been driven to drink. However, this is mainly due to the fully functioning bar in the studio and not a consequence of the huge pressures of the show.

Brighton Lights is having a bit of time off right now. We’re reconceptualising the show – but we’ll be back! We’re going to make it much more community led and cover stories and entertainment relevant to our lovely city.

Then we’ve got great shows like You Make It We Show It, PostFeature, Cook It!, International Chef Exchange and Bookenders.

These shows comprise cooking, local filmmakers showcasing their amazing talent, film reviews and book reviews. All these shows are excellent in quality and content.

Go check them out if you get the chance. TV listings can be found in the back of this magazine or online at www.thelatest.co.uk.

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Guy Lloyd: being a dad isn’t always a game of footie in the park ...

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independent little boy as he headed into his teens, with new found confidence and independence. And as a parent, you have to both accept that and encourage that. But Chelsea?

Seriously?? I can’t pretend it wasn’t a kick in the teeth. And in that horrible moment when I knew I’d lost him, I considered the options. Putting him up for adoption seemed plausible, but harsh. Away from football, there’s a deep love there and I guess we should see that through. I quite like being a dad, and although he wouldn’t admit it, I think he quite likes being my son.

After weighing up the options – which included having a very stern chat explaining that I will never buy him a Chelsea shirt – I decided that I would just have to grin and bear it. Although his was the superior team, more prone to winning than my own, I advised him that football, like life, wasn’t all about the winning. It was about taking the highs with the lows (I wish my team won as much as his though).

Anyway, weeks after this life changing event, Spurs beat Chelsea 5–3. I hoped that it would turn my son around and make him crawl back to Daddy, apologising for being wrong. It didn’t. It just made him more determined to ignore my pleas.

And now, three months after he deserted me, we play each other in a Cup Final tomorrow. I’m taking him to the pub tomorrow to watch it together. If we win, I will be delighted but I won’t rub it in. If his team wins, I will never talk to him again.

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s I sit down and write this blog, I can tell you it’s very tense in the Lloyd household this weekend.

No I wasn’t out late last night. It was actually date night (which allows me extra leverage next weekend). And I’ve done some DIY today. In fact, what with me food

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shopping in Asda and putting the washing out, you could say I have been a model husband today.

There is no tension between myself and Mrs L – the strained atmosphere is between me and my eleven year old son. Cast your mind back to a blog a few months ago and I told you the story about my son defecting from supporting my team (Spurs) and supporting a new team (Chelsea) ... (only Arsenal could be worse, what’s wrong with Brighton? He was born here for God’s sake). Yes my team were struggling at the time and his was riding high at the top of the premiership, and kids like winning, but there was a deeper reason here for the sudden change of heart; my boy was growing up.

He was essentially saying, ‘I’m my own man now, I make my own decisions’. He was becoming an

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Think Boy George in a scene from Platoon and Radio 1’s Danny Howard in an armchair on the cobbles outside the Rover’s Return. The launch party at London’s Hoxton Gallery was packed to the rafters and our favourite superstar DJ Fatboy Slim was in attendance, along with DJ Hype and Annie Mac. See more of Jessica’s amazing work at jessicavanderweert.com/flipside

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Local digital agency Bozboz has scooped Gold at the world’s premier business awards, the Stevies, for their work with Africa’s first low cost airline, Fastjet. Bozboz have worked with the airline since its launch two years ago, helping Fastjet to pioneer an online customer service revolution across Africa by building a strong and consistent presence across social media, email marketing and the web. Fastjet now has the largest online following of any East African airline, with over 350,000 followers across all social channels.

Bozboz CEO Mike Hollingbery said; “It’s great to be recognised by our peers for the innovative work we’re doing with Fastjet, and to see them going from strength to strength.” Check them out at www.bozboz.co.uk

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ad news for national comedy treasure David Walliams who has reportedly 'split' from his model wife Lara Stone. According to reports, the 43-year-old comedian and his 31-year-old wife have agreed to a trial separation after the model left the couple’s London home this week. David and Lara have a two-year-old son, Alfred. Not surprisingly, the Little Britain star is reported to be ‘devastated’ ...

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Back Flip In happier news, last week saw the opening of FlipSide – an amazing photography exhibition by Brightonian Jessica van der Weert that brings some of the world’s best dance music DJs and producers out from behind the decks and shows them as you’ve never seen them before.

An amazingly brilliant band of people got together in the city last week and raised over £5,000 for Macmillan Cancer Support. The first (but definitely not the last) Trevor Sorbie Brighton Fantastic Fashion Fundraiser took place at The Thistle Hotel on Thursday 26 February – with clothes from French Connection, Jigsaw, Jaeger, Born & Bred and Coast, make-up by Shu Uemura, production by Jane Busby and of course hair by Morgan and the amazing team at Trevor Sorbie.

The evening was presented by the one and only Dolly Rocket who gave her all with a gobsmackingly gorgeous cabaret performance. Trevor Sorbie MBE joined hundreds of guests and gave a very moving speech. Every single person involved on the night gave their services for free in an awesome display of teamwork.

Anyone wishing to support can still do so at www.justgiving.com/Trevorsorbie and follow @MacmillanSussex for news on how the donations will be spent. Amazing!

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The irresistable lunacy of Monty Python’s Spamalot gallops into the Theatre Royal Brighton

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ovingly ripped off from the classic film comedy Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Spamalot is a kind-of new musical with a book by Eric Idle and an entirely new score for the new production (well, almost), created by Eric Idle and John Du Prez.

Spamalot tells the legendary tale of King Arthur and the knights of the Round Table and features a bevy (or possibly a brace) of beautiful show girls and witch burnings (cancelled due to health and safety) not to mention cows, killer rabbits and French people.

The show features fantastic tunes more magical than a Camelot convention, including ‘He Is Not Dead Yet’, ‘Knights Of The Round Table’ and of course the Nation’s Favourite Comedy Song (Reader’s Digest Poll 2010 – before it went bust), ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’.

The 2015 Spamalot UK tour follows the hugely successful run at The Playhouse in London, directed by Christopher Luscombe.

During the run at The Playhouse, there were 18 onstage moustache incidents, three suspected cases of swine flu (French pigs!), one outbreak of nits and 87 pairs of coconuts used.

Joe Pasquale plays King Arthur. One of the country’s most popular funny men for over 20 years, Joe has appeared in six Royal Variety Performances, the UK tour of Mel Brooks’ The

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Producers, The Wizard Of Oz and Tom Stoppard’s Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead and stand-up shows including the 1996 £1 million tour Live And Squeaky, Joe Pasquale Summer 2013 Tour and playing super-sleuth Sherlock Holmes in Ha, Ha, Holmes. On screen he voiced characters for the Hollywood films Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties and Horton Hears A Who!, hosted ITV1’s The Price Is Right and An Audience With Joe Pasquale and guest presented Channel 4’s Paul O’Grady Show. Joe won the 2004 series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and appeared on ITV1’s Dancing On Ice in 2013, before returning again for the final series alongside his Spamalot co-star Todd Carty, and Bonnie Langford.

Todd Carty makes a welcome return as Patsy.

A household favourite while playing Tucker Jenkins in Grange Hill and Tucker’s Luck (when he was just knee-high to a serf), then as Mark Fowler in Eastenders, Todd returns to the latest UK tour after appearing on the final series of ITV1’s Dancing On Ice. Sarah Earnshaw, who recently appeared in Wicked and Scrooge in the West End, stars as The Lady of The Lake.

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his month marks the debut of Biz Buzz, our business show on Latest TV, in which we take a look at business in the Brighton area.

In the first edition, we feature the Sussex Business Awards, the Sussex Food and Drink Awards and a leading financial advisory firm heavily engaged in Sussex cricket star Michael Yardy’s testimonial year.

It is a fine way to start the series.

These three features cover much of what is great about business in Brighton and Sussex; the entrepreneurs, the thriving hospitality industry which caters for millions of tourists every year, and the generous nature of many successful businesses in the area.

At PR company MatchFit Media, we understand all too well the challenges involved in starting a business. We are in our first year as a PR agency, after Laura and I clocked decades of experience in PR, publishing, journalism and writing in house for companies We launched MatchFit Media in early August 2014, focusing on the technology sector, but also taking on clients in the hospitality, food and environment, tourism and entertainment sectors. Our experience in getting our business off the ground has allowed us to understand the challenges faced by all new businesses – how to sell products and services; how to price what you do; how to control costs; when to take on more staff; how to apportion time, among other considerations.

We have been round the block a few times – Ollie started as a Fleet Street reporter in the days before computers and mobile phones! – and can see how technology has generated opportunities but also made business life more complex.

In business, how much time should you devote to writing content for social media channels such as Twitter and LinkedIn in the hope it will pave the way to more sales? Need you spend a lot of money on Google Adwords or on Facebook advertising? Should you invest a great deal of time and effort in networking?

The last question is a particularly interesting one. The Brighton area is fortunate to be served by a number of excellent business organisations and networking clubs. They are all well run and work hard on behalf of their members. However, they may not be the right forum for finding the right clients for your business.

Ultimately, businesses only succeed if they understand and find their market, getting the balance of sales endeavour, PR and revenuegenerating work right, to land and retain good clients. We will continue to tell you about business success stories in the Brighton & Hove area.

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ou may not realise it, but there are all sorts of interesting and unusual places to visit on the Brighton and Hove bus network, stretching out to our bounteous surrounding countryside – Eastbourne, the South Downs and Steyning, to name but a few.

This week: Tunbridge Wells! You can travel on Regency Route 29 to Tunbridge Wells and sample its marvellous architecture, sophisticated shops, superb restaurants, fascinating antique shops and cosy cafés. Why not ride on the coat-tails of the spring sunshine and treat yourself to a purchase or two?

The town is also home to the main station and headquarters of the Spa Valley Railway. Along with the souvenir shop tucked within the engine shed, you can also see historic locomotives and carriages undergoing restoration, and a model railway. And right next to that you’ll find The Pantiles – the famous colonnaded walkway, once the central meeting place for visiting gentry. After you’ve finished shopping you can stroll down to the Chalybeate Spring and sample the reputed ‘health-giving’ waters.

Tunbridge Wells Museum houses one of the most impressive collections of Tunbridge ware (locally made marquetry) in the world, and exhibitions in the nearby Art Gallery change regularly. Entry to the Museum and Art Gallery next to the Town Hall is free, too, so no excuses – be sure to take a peep inside!

The Regency villas, Victorian houses and white-painted ‘clapboard’ cottages of Tunbridge Wells create a feeling of light and space in the town, and The Common near The Pantiles and Calverley Grounds near the Great Hall are pleasant green spaces in which to take the air. The latter also has a popular pavilion-style café.

Getting there: Take Regency Route 29, 29B or 29X (their frequency is up to every 10 minutes). Full timetable available at buses.co.uk/29. The route starts at Stop G, Churchill Square, travels along Lewes Road and onwards to Tunbridge Wells, dropping you off in the centre of the town.

Head to www.visittunbridgewells.com for more details about Tunbridge Wells and attractions in the area. We have a range of tickets for day travel, from individual tickets to Family tickets – visit buses.co.uk to find out more!

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uch as I love the urban life, city dwelling is ingrained in my heart, I still have a touch of the country boy about me. If that sounds a little bit Nashville then watch this space and find out soon about my day at the recording studio – more of that very soon.

By country, I mean a love of the outdoors and in particular of gardens. I’ve not had a garden for some years. To be honest, when I last had a garden it was a very needy beast indeed, requiring hours of work. Not that I resented it, well not much. Having a beautiful garden in which to relax is worth its weight in gold.

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City living, country style ... mine. That means I have the pleasure of their horticultural labours without the blood sweat and splinters. It’s nice too but it was failing to satisfy the need to plant.

I have now taken this in hand and started to creat my own ‘hanging gardens’ ... my outside space is limited to a lovely wide stairwell, which has been painted brilliant white to reflect as much light as possible into my home. It works but the view can be stark, to say the least. Not any more.

I have invested in plants and in containers. Miniature zinc tubs are now filled with hellebores and ferns and terracotta pots are full of hard and soft herbs. It’s starting to look good but in truth it lacks height, it’s a deep space after all.

So I have now started to propagate seeds in funny little pots. I toddled off to the garden centre in search of suitable delights to add the height I desired. There was so much on offer, things I knew and things that I had never heard of. In the end I decided to stick with a balance of the scented and the edible. So now my window ledges are filled with pots of peas, beans and my favourite – sweet peas.

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When I returned there were shoots, little bright green rays of life that filled my heart with joy I watched them closely, too closely, for days, and nothing happened. Then I went away for a few days and when I returned there were shoots, little bright green rays of life that filled my heart with joy. Symbols of a new start, I thought, then quickly curbed my tendency to that sort of soppy nonsense.

The shoots are doing well and, if they are successful and grow they will fill my outside space with colour and perfume that will cheer me. That’s all, they’re plants, nothing more. If they grow that will be good and if they don’t I will go and buy some more; that’s life, and that’s death too, when it comes to greenery.

I guess that is why I have always favoured cut flowers to house

plants. House plants come with the ever present threat of death and a sense of failure. Cut flowers come with no more than the promise to look good for a week or a little longer. They seldom disappoint in that sense.

Of course if the sweet peas are a success I will get the double pleasure as they thrive on being cropped. The peas and beans I hope will do the same.

I must go now though as I have a pressing appointment with a packet of chive seeds and some flat leaf parsley, then a trip to Boots to buy a decent nail brush to get my fingers back in shape.

It’s a messy business, this small time gardening malarkey.

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The line-up is hand-picked by the UK’s leading comedy coach Jill Edwards. We’ve two pairs of tickets to give away, courtesy of Komedia, to Comic Boom on Thursday 26 March. Just answer this simple question: How often does Comic Boom happen at Komedia?

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DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos.

Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients.

Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75.

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BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national recognition which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample Thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, whilst the evening menu offers inventive street food, decadent Tandoori dishes and tasty regional curries, served in a vibrant and bustling setting. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011–14 and has retained its Michelin Bib

Gourmand from 2010 to 2015 The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining.

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Hot veggie specials and soups are made daily on the premises. This season, look out for lentil dhal with pitta and raita, and bubble and squeak cake with poached egg and winter slaw. The venue is also available for private hire.

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COUNCIL NEWS EXTENDED RESIDENTS’ PARKING SCHEMES IN HOVE n extension to parking schemes W & R, which covers the area around Wish Park and Bolsover Road in Hove, come into operation from this week. The Wish Park scheme is an extension to the Area W ‘light touch’ controlled parking zone and will operate seven days a week, from 10am to 11am and 7pm to 8pm.

Bolsover Road is an extension to the Area R parking scheme and operates seven days a week, 9am to 8pm.

Last year the council consulted residents and local businesses on whether they would like controlled parking in their area. Seventy five per cent of respondents in Wish Park and 92.5% of respondents of Bolsover Road voted in favour of the proposals.

The parking scheme extensions for this area in Hove were drawn up following the citywide parking review which showed that residents were experiencing parking problems in the locality. www.brightonhove.gov.uk

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Wine expertise from Annabel Jackson or most, Austrian wine is synonymous with white wine – Riesling, and the increasingly trendy Gruner Vertliner.

But, says Josef Umathum of Umathum wine estate, some parts of Austria are unsuited to white wine production.

In the warm and dry easterly region of Neusiedlersee in Burgenland, where he has 30 hectares under cultivation, red grapes ripen beautifully.

Interesting in Austria is that winemakers are not going down the international variety road and focusing on Pinot Noir, as they do in Germany.

Rather, they engage with their local grape varieties such as Blaufrankisch, St Laurent, and Austria’s most important red grape, Zweigelt.

Rosa Biodynamic estate Umathum was one of the first producers, together with names such as Zantho, his joint venture with Wolfgang Peck, to focus on quality Zweigelt. Made well, this gastronomic wine with soft tannins and cherry-spice flavours can age for 5–7 years, Zweigelt or even up to 20 years for premium examples.

Zweigelt is a cross of Blaufrankisch and St Laurent.

Blaufrankisch (known as Kekfrankos in Hungary) has quite thick skins and the tannins can be somewhat “rough” says Umathum, meaning that it is not so popular among the Austrian wine drinking community which prefers soft and fruity wines. The Umathum Joiser Kirshgarten 2009, however, shows super rounded tannins balanced with expressive acidity.

St Laurent is one of the parents of Pinot Noir.

It is easier to handle in the vineyard than its offspring, and is well adapted to the Austrian climate. It can make deeply coloured, velvety, densely concentrated wines, and makes for a good (and inexpensive) alternative to Pinot Noir.

While there are a few good examples of Austrian Pinot Noir emerging, they do not generally fit into the German quality arena.

However, Umathum says wines made with St Laurent can easily age for 10 years, and become more and more like Pinot Noir as they mature.

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t’s getting warmer. And with that we have started to dig the outside raised beds ready to plant a whole array of things for our STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering & Maths) Cosmetic Beauty Range project. Thank you to Duncan from Jigsaw Gardening for donating the tools. Also we have been taking our kite flying outside, rather than racing them down the science corridor. I am very grateful to Philip Avery, Associate Headteacher at Bohunt Academy, for giving me the various STEM initiatives and especially this one of constructing kites and flying them. It really is a fantastic topic to get the pupils engaged with.

Sharing good practice in STEM projects is essential for ensuring that educational funds are invested effectively and provide maximum benefit to Britain’s school children – thanks also to Scott Atkinson from Midhurst Rother College for providing the ‘hovercraft kits’ and the ‘microbot football challenge’ kits.

The Da Vinci 3D printer we have purchased has caused quite a stir throughout the department; “cool” is the word I hear the most. Staff have been putting in requests: can you print a heart, an enzyme, the world?

The first model we build though, was “the death star”. Yes, it is educational since we have so many pupils recognising it ... and then we fill their heads with the science!

The STEM coding club is also buzzing thanks to the input of Dr Kate Howland’s MSc students – Anthony Troy, Joel and Melenie. We are awaiting to hear whether we have won the Royal Partnership Grant to fund an ambitious Raspberry Pi/Arduino project (fingers crossed).

I do love my job, and think every school should have a STEM centre.

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Jessica Kellgren-Hayes

efore every Sundance screening of his new film Dear White People, first-time writer/director Justin Simien issued a disclaimer; “For all the white people in the audience, on behalf of all the black people in the world, you most definitely have permission to laugh.” Laugh they did. The film even went on to win the Special Jury Prize.

Its title refers to an amusingly demagogic radio show at (fictional) Ivy League college, Winchester University, hosted by the militantly revolutionary, biracial film student Samantha White (Tessa Thompson) – who believes that, due to their slang, yearning for fried chicken and freaking out when their hair gets wet, Gremlins is actually about white people’s fear of black urban encroachment.

Her broadcasts to the campus are generally edicts along the lines of; “Dear White People, the minimum requirement of black friends needed to not seem racist has been raised … to two. Sorry, your weed man Tyrone doesn’t count.” And; “Dear White People, please stop touching my hair. Does this look like a petting zoo to you?”

The film opens with news of a “race war” on campus that has been set off thanks to an offensive black-themed Halloween party given by some white students (complete with a mock-freestyle rap contest, blackface, toy guns, and “purple drank”). It then flashes back to the individuals and incidents that helped to create this alleged racial conflagration.

Winchester’s administration passes a randomised housing policy in an attempt to break up the black students, who mostly live together. In retaliation, Sam and her black power clique pelt all nonresidents (that’s ‘white people’) with eggs when they try to enter.

Not everyone in the house embraces Sam’s radicalism; Troy, the clean-cut son of the Dean who’s dating the white daughter of the University president, doesn’t want to ruin his chances of running for office; Coco, a dark-skinned girl from inner-city Chicago, who wants to be mainstream enough to get on TV; Lionel (played by Tyler James Williams from Everybody Hates Chris), a gay, aspiring reporter with a giant afro who doesn’t believe he fits in anywhere.

They are brought together by outrage at the group of mostly white students throwing an “African-American” themed party … and a hatred of Tyler Perry films.

Simien’s ambitious goal was to pay homage to films that mix humour with racial social commentary, like Hollywood Shuffle or School Daze. The concept trailer made to fund the film was provocative enough to be commented on by CNN. Sensing the opportunity, Simien quit his job and finished the script.

Although the film’s stance is as a skewering of racial attitudes it is also a touching story of the longing for acceptance. The satire and humour manages not to be contradicted by the sincerity of its message. It is a true testament to the talents of this young director and his impeccable cast.

This is a film you may have missed, but one you really shouldn’t.

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‘Little Wing’ by Catriona Millar

et’s face it, when it comes to artists Brighton is just plain greedy. We attract the most exceptional talents from, well, pretty much the universe. And I don’t think it’s because of the smell of deep-fried doughnuts wafting from the pier (although that probably penetrates a good few miles).

One of the Arty newcomers who’ll be featuring in this year’s book has been previously acclaimed as one of Scotland’s foremost figurative oil painters – and ranked by the Sunday Herald newspaper in the top five most collectable Scottish artists. Luckily for us, in 2012 Catriona Millar headed down to what she terms ‘the beautiful south’ and is now based in Eastbourne.

Catriona describes herself as a ‘people painter’ and we love the narrative pull of her works – imbued with hidden stories that the viewer can only surmise. There’s also a compelling textural quality that draws you in through its multiple layers. Catriona strongly believes that her move from Scotland has had a positive effect on her work and her creative spirit (see … Brighton strikes again!). And as a tutor as well, she says she enjoys the camaraderie of her class, being surrounded by so many interesting, talented people (well we’ve definitely got a surfeit of those).

‘Trilby’ by Catriona Millar Don’t miss: Finnish sculptor Johanna Häiväoja and her French partner François Blosseville are having their first Brighton exhibition at 35 North Gallery on North Road.

You may have experienced the dramatic expressions of these two Dieppe-based sculptors previously, as they have been showing their work for a number of years as guests of the Fiveways Artists Group. Look forward to an astonishing selection of sculptural works in wood, paper and resin, as well as drawings and wall-mounted pieces. From 7 March until 4 April. www.artymagazines.com 35 North Gallery

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STEPPING OUT A thrilling line up of inventive new work and classic repertoire from Rambert Britain’s national dance company ambert returns to Brighton from Wed 25 – Sat 28 March with a thrilling line-up of new work and classic pieces from some of the most inventive and celebrated dancemakers around.

The programme includes the return of Christopher Bruce’s irresistible Rooster, an ambitious new work from Alexander Whitley and Mark Baldwin’s The Strange Charm of Mother Nature, inspired by the science of the cosmos.

A smash hit in Brighton in 2014, back by popular demand, Rooster is a celebration of the swinging sixties set to music by the Rolling Stones. A series of courtship dances performed by sharp-suited, snake-hipped men and strong, sassy women are accompanied by some of the Stones' most famous tunes, including ‘Not Fade Away’, ‘Paint It Black’, ‘As Tears Go By’, ‘Sympathy for the Devil’ and ‘Little Red Rooster’. This

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hugely popular work was created by former Rambert artistic director Christopher Bruce in 1991, and is a firmly established modern classic.

A new work from innovative choreographer Alexander Whitley lays bare the process of making a dance performance. Twelve performers assemble and disassemble set, move lighting and change angles, constantly creating new spaces and playing with what’s revealed and what’s hidden of their sequences

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channel 159 or at thelatest.tv of virtuosic, highly technical dancing. This thought provoking work, designed to make audiences look at dance in new ways, is a continuation of Whitley’s collaboration with visual artists Tuur Van Balen and Revital Cohen. The work will be accompanied by a new score from Icelandic composer Daniel Bjarnason.

The Strange Charm of Mother Nature is a new work from Rambert’s Artistic Director Mark Baldwin, which premiered in September 2014. The work is inspired by particle physics and the recent discovery of the Higgs-Boson ‘God Particle’, continuing Baldwin’s fascination with science which has seen previous pieces inspired by the theories of Einstein and Darwin.

The Strange Charm of Mother Nature sees dancers fizz with the energy of the minuscule building blocks that created life, the universe and everything, to a musical score of Bach’s ‘Brandenburg Concerto No.3’, Stravinsky’s ‘Dumbarton Oaks’ and a new piece by Cheryl FrancesHoad.

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veryone must be so looking forward to this Thursday. Yes, Thursdays herald in almost the beginning of the weekend, but this Thursday in particular is one marked in my diary for at least the past month as a chance to see a number of my favourite comedians all on one stage, and it's one of the smallest ones in Brighton's happy comedy scene. Yup, I'm only talking about March's Gittins To Know You, Brian Gittins' monthly but for the most part overlooked show in which he features sets from some of the biggest names in comedy he's come across – as well as open spots sourced locally – and it's on at Sticky Mike's Frog Bar. I, for one, am guilty of looking at past line-ups and just not going to Gittins To Know You, because I've decided that I've left it too late to get tickets and that with a set list like this the evening will naturally be sold out from way back. I'm talking headline names like Al Murray, Harry Hill and more. People who easily sell out several nights in a row at the Theatre Royal Brighton on their own. But, I

had been reliably informed, I wasn't always right. Lots of others had come to the same incorrect conclusion that I had, meaning that I could have got hold of a ticket on the night. Let my loss be a lesson to everyone.

Live comedy needs people to check, in order for us to continue to have these marvellous shows on our doorstep.

This month's headliner is the incomparable Nick Helm. Currently on our tellyboxes with a second series of BBC3's sitcom Uncle, as well as a number of other TV projects “in the works”, where do you think those magic ideas and brilliant songs come from? Thin air? It's these smaller gigs that breathe life into material that goes on to entertain millions. Stewart Lee's recent visit to town at the Brighton Dome's Concert Hall was honestly billed as having material prepared ahead of his forthcoming series of Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle. It makes us a part of the magical comedy process.

Nick's not alone though. Also on the Gittins To Know You bill are Ed Aczel, Mae Martin and – of course – our host Brian Gittins. Plus, as the poster refers to them, ‘Brian’s Naughty Open Spots’.

The first time I saw Brian I'm sorry to say he grated on me like nothing else.

The second time I stole myself for his set, as he was on a bill I otherwise adored, and found that despite myself I was roaring with laughter and had been won over utterly. He's so unlike anyone else on the comedy circuit that it can take you by surprise, but once the groove is got it's well worth opening your mind just that little bit more than usual. Brain Gittins is a gem and an assault from the core of your funny bone.

Gittins to Know You, Sticky Mike's Frog Bar, Thursday 12 March, 7.30pm, £8

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what’s on ... art: part two: 3d show Following the gallery's London Art Fair success, they are running a special two part, two month show. We currently have a 2D group show, new stunning original art work in from artists Pure Evil, Tom French, Matt Smith, Jake Wood-Evans, Ian Hodgson, Magnus Gjoen, Sarah Shaw, Enzo Marra and many more!

Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, Brighton. Starts 13 March. eVent: Jurassic seas Sea Life Brighton has proudly unveiled its latest feature, Jurassic Seas, a brand new concept involving digital dinosaurs, ancient fossils and stunning sea creatures.

The ideal Easter bank holiday treat or weekend distraction, Jurassic Seas promises to entertain, excite and enthral visitors of all ages.

Sea Life Centre, everyday, 10am – 5pm, £9.95 art: hairstyles & headdresses A Hayward Touring exhibition of Nigerian photographer J.D Okhai Ojeikere’s series of back and white images of ornate hairstyles and headdresses of Nigerian women.

De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill on sea, 01424 229111.

Until 19 April. eVent: hundred watt club: burlesque & cabaret Returning to The Old Market with another rip roaring line-up as part of Brighton Fringe 2015. Feel free to get into the spirit and dress to the nines in your favourite vintage attire!

The Old Market, Friday 22 May, 10pm, £15

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THe CHampS Hailing from the Isle Of Wight, the brothers talk albums, geography and creative direction with Jeff Hemmings ...

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he brothers Michael and David Champion hail from the Isle of Wight, born and raised (and still living) in the tiny village of Ventnor. "It definitely is a bit behind the times," says younger brother David. "If you look at some of the seaside places like Shanklin or Sandown they look the same as they did 50 years ago when they were in their heyday, maybe in need of a lick of paint. But it's quite charming in a way, it’s quite evocative. It's a different pace to life, people are a bit out of it to be honest, cruising around not knowing what's really going on..."

Last February the brothers released their debut album, Down Like Gold, an album that marked them out as something special, their hymnal voices fused to a folk-pop backdrop, bait like where Fleet Foxes meets Bombay Bicycle Club.

Last month, and just 364 days after their debut they have released the follow up, Vamala, which develops the template a little further, mixing up stripped

back acoustic rootsy folk with some bigger production numbers, more poppy in feel. "We figured that these days people have such short attention spans, if you leave it too long, however good the last

album was, people forget! We had the songs, so we thought there's not much point waiting, or resting on our laurels." And the name Vamala? "It's a word that came to Mike. He thought it was a Croatian girls name, but found out it wasn't, so he's not really sure where it came from. It doesn't seem to exist as a word!"

How did the brothers get it together, so to speak? "We have always grown up listening to music together. We were quite late taking up guitar, about 16 / 17, and then we were both in separate bands and we got to an age where we thought this is a bit stupid really, let's do something together. Just makes sense. We grew up influenced by the same things and have the same tastes, so I think we were pulling in the same direction, creatively. We still listen to the same things…"

Living on the relatively isolated Isle of Wight, although somewhat isolated, does have the benefit of being the location where Bestival, the hugely popular festival, takes place – it certainly helped them realise that yes, they could make a go of it. “I think, sub-consciously, it’s been quite a big influence on us. It showed us an alternative, that you could do music as a job.

Bands would come here and we’d say 'that looks fun, let's do that'!

Otherwise it may never have occurred to us."

Komedia, Sun 15 March, 8pm, £7

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Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark BreakIn’ SCIenCe BrIGHTon The ultimate drum 'n' bass party returns – spread over two venues! Confirmed so far are DJ Hazard, Sub Zero, DJ Guv, Turno, Arcane & Twist, Boylan & Friller plus loads more TBC. Concorde2, Friday 13 March, 11pm – 4am

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GLam @ SHooSHH Brighton’s ultimate VIP super club. Expect to hear the very best in house, commercial, dance, r’n’b and hip hop.

Shooshh Brighton, Saturday 14 March, 10.30pm–5am, free entry before 11pm on guest list

TraSH mondayS Brighton's long-standing midweek institution opens every Monday under the infamous Kings Road Arches.

Coalition, Monday 16 March, 11pm – late, £3/4/5

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PREVIEWS Phoenix Dance Theatre A exhilirating mixed program featuring a double bill by Christopher Bruce CBE. Including a brand new work created by him especially for Phoenix Dance Theatre and a restaging of Christopher’s classic study of life in the 1940s, Shift.

Connaught Studio Theatre, Worthing, 12 March 2015, £14.50/13/10, 01903 206206, www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

The Reduced Shakespeare Company: The Complete History of Comedy Connaught Theatre, Worthing, 28 February 2015 ★★★★★ Lee Stevens

The Johnny Cash Roadshow

I Am Hamlet

It's one thing reducing the works of Shakespeare into a two hour show; it's quite another reducing the history of comedy. But our three American friends pull it off ... just. In truth, the show needed an audience, and unfortunately a wet Saturday afternoon did nothing for numbers. However, those who braved the climate were treated to an intelligent, educational and above all funny take on comedy's history – starting with our Neanderthal cousins, through classic Greek, Tudor theatre, variety hall and bang up to date with some contemporary references. The small bit of improv for me fell flat, but above all you couldn't really fault the content.

to enjoy playing the music as much as we did hearing and feeling it. The Balafon solos were bordering on outrageous, and as the crowd stamped and roared until the trio came back for an encore, the energy in the room was palpable.

Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 1 March 2015 ★★★★★ Enna Andrews

This well put together two hander showed an amateur theatre director desperate for a Hamlet, until he meets Simon. This dark comedy highlights ZLS’s debut show as one of many strong shows to come. Paul H. Bentinck’s Tom was a very apt portrayal of a director, whose ego gets in the way every time. His high energy showed an Arthur Lowe-esque style of comedy which is rarely seen now and was engaging. As for Warren Saunders (Simon), he contrasted well with a character who was not all he seemed. His dynamics, however, needed to change more abruptly to heighten the comedy.

Dukebox Theatre, 27 February 2015 ★★★★★ Sascha Cooper

The UK’s No 1 Johnny Cash Tribute, fronted by respected singer / songwriter Clive John, takes the audience from the 1950s right up to 2002 and all stops in between. All the greatest hits are included.

Royal Hippodrome, Eastbourne, 13 March 2015, £18, 01323 412000, www.royalhippodrome.com

Michael Flatley in Lord of the Dance Michael is performing at only three venues in Britain and two in Ireland so this is an incredible opportunity to see the legendary Irish dancer perform.

Brighton Centre, 2 April 2015, from £40, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

Yamato Drummers of Japan Now seen by over 6 million people worldwide, Yamato’s acclaimed performances of authentic Japanese Taiko drumming awakens all five senses. Using their whole bodies to expertly control the rhythms, Yamato leaves audiences exhilarated by this high-energy, explosive production.

Theatre Royal Brighton, 26 April 2015, £tbc, 0844 871 7650, www.atgtickets.com/brighton

Trio da Kali

Joe Bonamassa

A woman of great dignity and presence takes the stage, and with little to-do opens her mouth to unleash a voice of startling proportions. The Trio make contemporary music from the heart of the Malian griot tradition and each member of this trio is in perfect harmony with the others; aural artisanship of the most subtle and sublime magic.

Generous performers who seemed

Following the recent announcement of Joe Bonamassa’s live DVD, Blu-ray and album, Muddy Wolf At Red Rocks, the internationally renowned guitarist embarks on a seven-date UK arena tour during October 2015.

Brighton Centre, 31 October 2015, from £35, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk

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MasterChef BBC 1, 9pm

What makes business in Brighton and the Greater Brighton area buzz? Latest TV’s Ollie Wilson discovers the very latest developments in small, medium and large enterprises, and meets some of the new faces appearing on the local business scene.

Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace put amateur cooks to the test.

In a competition where only the food matters, the contestants will need to be good to survive – taking their first step towards being crowned MasterChef Champion 2015.

Suffragettes Forever! The Story Of Women And Power BBC 2, 11.20pm Historian Amanda Vickery uncovers Britain’s longest war – the 300 year-long campaign by women for both political and sexual equality in Britain. Along the way she reveals the largely forgotten heroines (and a few heroes) who fought for the cause.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00pm Brighton Lights (x2) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Cuppa TV 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are.

6.30 Biz Buzz See highlights.

7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet.

7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars.

This is the fans’ story.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 Ordinary Lives: Some Kind Of Life Exploring a constellation of issues implicated in being 'on the street'. These stories challenge assumptions about what constitutes home and a sense of belonging.

10.00 Life Stories 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Soundcheck Hosted by music nuts Nick Lancaster and Rhiannon Burton, a fresh new music show with loud and live performances.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 Biz Buzz 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Ordinary Lives: Some Kind Of Life 4.00 Life Stories 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

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6.05am Perfection 6.50 Homes Under The Hammer 7.50 An Island Parish 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 Super Cute Animals 10.05 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 1.05 The Super League Show 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Frozen Planet 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It!

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

Channel 4

6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news, followed by weather.

6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

7.30 EastEnders After receiving some upsetting news, Kat makes a brave decision.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Holby City Harry wakes from his coma but faces a battle for his sight.

9.00 MasterChef See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news.

10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

10.45 Kids In Camps – Comic Relief Documentary following the lives of children living in temporary camps in South Sudan and refugee camps in northern Uganda in the aftermath of the South Sudanese civil war.

11.40 FILM: Hollywoodland (2006) Starring Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck and Diane Lane. Stylish 50s-set drama about a private eye investigating one of the entertainment industry’s most enduring mysteries: the death of Superman star George Reeves.

1.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40 BBC News

6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show where what contestants have in common is just as important as their general knowledge.

6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain - The Eggheads - made up of some of the country’s top quizzers.

7.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Two-part documentary in which Chris Packham takes us around the world to the scene of some of the weirdest natural events on the planet.

8.00 Galapagos: Islands Of Change - Natural World Wildlife documentary.

9.00 Horizon: Aftershock - The Hunt For Gravitational Waves Aftershock - The Hunt for Gravitational Waves.

10.00 Nurse Nurse.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 Suffragettes Forever!

The Story Of Women And Power See highlights.

12.20am Sign Zone: Italy Unpacked Andrew Graham-Dixon and Giorgio Locatelli explore the culture and cuisine of Italy 3.55 Ten Pieces 4.45 Kick Sum Maths 5.15 Literacy Text Types: The Facts About Non-Fiction 5.45 Guin And The Dragon

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region with Fred Dinenage and Sangeeta Bhabra.

Including Meridian weather.

6.30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines.

7.00 Emmerdale Chas makes her feelings clear to Tracy. Laurel knows she needs to put things right. Jimmy is upset by Nicola’s news.

7.30 UEFA Champions League Live: Real Madrid V Schalke Mark Pougatch presents live coverage of the second leg of the last-16 match between Real Madrid and Schalke.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham with the latest headlines.

10.40 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Mark Pougatch is joined

by Lee Dixon and Andy Townsend for highlights of Real Madrid’s last-16 clash against German side Schalke 11.40 FILM: Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head (1966) Starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale, Peter Butterworth, Joan Sims and Charles Hawtrey. The Carry On team have an irreverent poke at the French Revolution.

1.15am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at Jackpot247.com. 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons In an irreverent tale inspired by the prince and the pauper, Bart swaps places with a rich doppelganger, although the lavish lifestyle he encounters soon loses its charm.

6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama.

Porsche’s on the war path, and her rage has heart-stopping consequences.

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

8.00 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper Consumer series in which Mary Portas turns her attention to the shopper and encourages Britain’s retail businesses to put customers first.

9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following staff and patients on a labour ward at Liverpool’s Women’s Hospital.

10.00 The Kids Who Can’t Stay Awake Documentary looking at a startling increase in narcolepsy across the UK and northern Europe.

11.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship.

12.00am Cheltenham Festival Highlights Alice Plunkett introduces all the drama and thrills of day one at the Cheltenham Festival. 12.50 PokerStars.com 1.50 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.15 Trans World Sport 3.10 Secret Location 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Legalizer 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Three In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Cheltenham Festival: Channel 4 Racing 4.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip

Channel Five

6.00am The WotWots 6.10 Igam Ogam 6.20 Fireman Sam 6.30 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 6.45 Peppa Pig (x2) 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig (x3) 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cowboy Builders 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Woman Betrayed (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away The Braxton’s struggle with the fact Brax has been arrested for a murder he didn’t commit.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational docu-series following the high-speed law-enforcement pursuit specialists of Cumbria.

8.00 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER Documentary series following the medical teams and their British patients at Benidorm’s busy hospital and GP practice.

9.00 The Benefits Estate Two-part, fly-on-the-wall doc about Darndale, an infamous housing estate in Dublin.

10.00 Chicago P.D. Spin-off drama series about a police intelligence unit.

The team are in a race against time as they try to locate the kidnapper who has taken the son of one of their own, detective Antonio Dawson.

11.00 Chicago P.D. The kidnapping of Dawson’s son continues to have ramifications.

11.55 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Series going behind the scenes at a GP practice in Putney. The doctors see a variety of patients who have been using alternative treatments that may do them more harm than good.

12.55am SuperCasino Live gaming.

For more information visit SuperCasino.com. 3.10 Farage Fans & UKIP Lovers 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Scientists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Laura Gooch

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Emergency Abroad 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Critical 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 10.00 Uncle 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Uncle 1.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 2.00 Bluestone 42 2.30 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 3.30 Uncle

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Doris Day: Virgin Territory 9.00 Sex, Lies And Love Bites: The Agony Aunt Story 10.00 Inside Claridge’s 11.00 A Wolf Called Storm: Natural World Special 12.00am Climate Change: A Horizon Guide 1.00 Doris Day

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Ibiza Weekender 11.00 Reality Bites 11.45 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 12.15am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Fresh Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Wycliffe

3.30pm Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 Brooklyn NineNine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The 100 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Comfort Food 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.05 The World’s Biggest Penis 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Dakota Incident (1956) 12.50pm The House On 92nd Street (1945) 2.35 Above Us The Waves (1956) 4.40 Shenandoah (1965) 6.50 Waitress (2007) 9.00 Men In Black 3 (2012) 11.10 Skyline (2010) 1.00am Heart Of Glass (1976) 3.00 Close

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Filming My Father: In Life And Death Channel 5, 7pm The son of a man with motor neurone disease records the impact of his father’s condition.

Steve Isaac was a fit 51-year-old when doctors gave him two years to live. Four-and-a-half years later, he can only communicate through moving a computer cursor with his eyes. Emotional viewing.

DCI Banks ITV1, 9pm As the investigation into the murder of Katrin Vesik and the disappearance of her sister Annika continues, the body of an older man is found buried near Katrin’s grave. Jason McCready is arrested and questioned, and forensics prove that he transported Katrin’s body, but does this mean he’s the murderer?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Cuppa TV 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 12.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 Northern Cuisine 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Life Stories 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

6.30 Post Feature See highlights.

7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program.

7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Millionaires’ Row From penthouse to pool, take an exclusive tour of exceptional, ourstanding and unique dream homes.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 Beyond The Grave 10.00 Beyond The Grave 10.30 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national updates.

11.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions: Uncle Arthur Highlights from Brighton Lights live sessions.

11.30 The Brighton Lights Sessions: The Lanes Highlights from Brighton Lights live sessions.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Beyond The Grave (x2) 4.30 Latest News 5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions (x2)

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Legalizer 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless

BBC2

6.00am Perfection 6.45 Homes Under The Hammer 7.45 An Island Parish 8.15 Countryside 999 9.00 Eat Well For Less? 10.00 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Frozen Planet 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It!

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

Channel 4

6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news, followed by weather.

6.30 South East Today The latest news from the South East of England.

7.00 The One Show Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 MasterChef John Torode and Gregg Wallace look for Britain’s next MasterChef.

8.27 BBC News And Regional News 8.30 EastEnders Kat begins to have second thoughts and Les drops a bombshell.

9.00 The People’s Strictly For Comic Relief For the first time in Strictly’s history, six real-life heroes are taking to the famous ballroom floor.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news.

10.25 South East Today The latest news from the South East of England.

10.45 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions.

11.15 Lewis Hamilton: Duel Of The Silver Arrows 2014 Suzi Perry, Eddie Jordan and David Coulthard reflect on the 2014 Formula 1 battle between Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg.

12.25am FILM: Shifty (2008) Drama.

A drug dealer is visited by an estranged friend as he is struggling to cope with a ruthless rival, their suspicious supplier, a desperate addict and opposition from his brother. 1.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show.

6.30 Eggheads New challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain – The Eggheads.

7.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Two-part documentary in which Chris Packham takes us around the world to the scene of some of the weirdest natural events on the planet.

8.00 Suffragettes Forever! The Story Of Women And Power In the final episode, Amanda Vickery explores how the Edwardian suffragette movement became a quasi-terrorist organisation enacting a violent campaign.

9.00 This World: Secrets Of Mexico’s Drug Wars International investigative documentary series.

10.00 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience Stand-up comedian Rhod Gilbert tries his hand at some ‘proper jobs’. In this edition he trains to become a pilot with the RAF. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 Horizon Aftershock – The Hunt for Gravitational Waves.

12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear Magazine for the deaf and hard of hearing. 12.50 Sign Zone: Suffragettes Forever! The Story Of Women And Power 4.00 Black Roses: The Killing Of Sophie Lancaster 4.45 Dad 5.00 The Quest For Bannockburn 5.30 William Whiskerson

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news from across the region.

Including Meridian weather.

6.30 ITV News & Weather Alastair Stewart and Mary Nightingale with the latest headlines. Followed by a national weather forecast.

7.00 Emmerdale Bob is shocked when Carly shows up unexpectedly.

Nicola refuses to take no for an answer.

Kirin cottons on to Vanessa’s secret.

7.30 Coronation Street Katy considers her options. Gavin puts pressure on Andy. Will Michael forgive Gail?

8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern hosts the fun-filled show which lifts the lid on celebrities’ lives through the eyes of their children.

9.00 DCI Banks See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather Alastair Stewart and Julie Etchingham with the latest headlines.

10.45 Pop Gold Another trawl through ITV’s musical archives. In this edition, some classic pop and rock performances from the 1980s.

11.45 BRITs Icon: Elton John The BRITs launches a brand new award for the most influential artists of our time. The first recipient is Sir Elton John, whose hugely successful career has spanned decades.

1.00am Jackpot247 Play roulette on your telly. Find out how and join in now at Jackpot247.com. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons A look back at the rocky romance between Homer and Marge through flashbacks, revealing how the lovebirds were once tempted by rivals.

6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Lockie finds an ally when Porsche’s life is endangered, and it’s decision time for Tom and Peri as reality hits home.

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present a series offering advice on buying a new home.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. This episode focuses on patients recovering from broken bones as well as broken relationships.

10.00 First Dates Dating series in which singletons look for love in a restaurant full of other diners who are also hoping to start a relationship.

11.00 Underage And Gay Documentary following five gay, bisexual and transgender teenagers as they redefine their sexuality.

12.00am Cheltenham Festival Highlights Highlights from the Cheltenham Festival. 12.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.45 The Fairy Jobmother 2.35 FILM: The Darjeeling Limited (2007) 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Four Rooms

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Three In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Cheltenham Festival: Channel 4 Racing 4.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip

Channel Five

6.00am The WotWots 6.10 Igam Ogam 6.20 Fireman Sam 6.30 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 6.45 Peppa Pig (x2) 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig (x3) 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 Britain’s Biggest Primary School 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans 3.15 FILM: Finding A Family (2011) 5.00 5 News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash is convinced that Sam, the disgruntled local barman, murdered Dean after realising that he could easily make it appear that Brax committed the crime.

6.30 5 News Tonight National and international news, presented by Matt Barbet.

7.00 Filming My Father: In Life And Death See highlights.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series going behind the scenes at a GP practice in Putney.

9.00 My Violent Child: Living In Fear Exploring the hidden world of child-on-parent violence. The families work with parenting experts as they try to get to the bottom of their children’s behavioural problems.

10.00 The 16-year-old Baby Documentary exploring the unique case of a 16-year-old girl who stopped growing when she reached the size of an 11-month-old baby.

11.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series about people living on welfare.

12.00am The Benefits Estate Twopart, fly-on-the-wall documentary about Darndale, an infamous housing estate in Dublin. 1.00 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. For more info, visit SuperCasino.com. 3.10 The Classic Car Show 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Laura Gooch

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Emergency Abroad 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Stella 10.00 FILM: Lethal Weapon (1987) 12.15am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 2.15 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 World’s Toughest Jobs 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 Stop Cutting Our Girls: A Comic Relief Special 11.00 EastEnders 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am American Dad! 12.40 Family Guy 1.00 Bluestone 42 1.30 Stop Cutting Our Girls: A Comic Relief Special 2.30 Uncle

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 The Highs And Lows Of British Weather 9.00 Spicing Up Britain: How Eating Out Went Exotic 10.00 In And Out Of The Kitchen 10.30 Top Of The Pops: The Story Of 1978 11.20 Mad Dog: Gaddafi’s Secret World 12.45am Horizon

11.15am Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 The Cube 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous!

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 FILM: I Am Legend (2007) 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Cracker (x2) 1.10am Northern Lights

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Red (2010) 11.15 Rude Tube 12.20am Taking New York

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Comfort Food 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Tiny House Nation 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Sex On Wheels 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Siege At Red River (1954) 12.45pm One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942) 2.50 Footsteps In The Fog (1955) 4.40 Only The Valiant (1951) 6.55 The First Wives Club (1996) 9.00 Battleship (2012) 11.35 Vanilla Sky (2001) 2.20am Land Of Silence And Darkness 4.00 Close

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THURSDAY 12 Comic Relief: Celebrity Hospital Challenge BBC1, 9pm A team led by Lenny Henry gives a full makeover to a rural health centre in Uganda. The staff say that theirs might be the worst in Africa, and when the Comic Relief team turned up they found semi-derelict buildings with no electricity and no running water – yikes. Step up, comic relievers!

Soundcheck LatestTV, 11pm Testing, testing ... Music-centric program hosted by sonic aficionados Nick Lancaster and Rhinannon Burton, this is a fresh new music show with loud and live performances from talent of all ages, genres and styles. We all know Brighton is full of creative talent, so stop by and check some out for yourselves!

The Good Wife More4, 9pm Finn sets about preparing his case against Cary, and soon discovers a piece of evidence that could have ramifications for Alicia and Peter. Meanwhile, Eli is wary after a new prospective candidate emerges in the race for State's Attorney. Oh, and there’s sharp suits and immaculate hair aplenty ...

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 9.30 Cuppa Tea 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 12.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 PostFeature 5.00 Soundcheck 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

6.30 Film Live Academy The ultimate guide on all aspects of filmmaking, covering everything you need to know.

7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program.

7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions.

8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions.

9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions.

10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

11.00 Soundcheck See highlights 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Film Live Academy 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 The Legalizer 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 MasterChef Restaurateur John Torode and fruit and veg man Gregg Wallace look for Britain’s next masterchef.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders As Kat’s world continues to spiral, Mo takes matters into her own hands. Worried about Carol’s odd behaviour, Sonia tries to get through to her. Tamwar invites Nancy to lunch, but things don’t go to plan when Nancy breaks down.

9.00 Comic Relief: Celebrity Hospital Challenge See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate.

11.45 This Week A political review of the week, with Andrew Neil.

12.30am Skiing Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.35 BBC News ***Alternative Schedule*** 7.30 EastEnders 8.27 BBC News; Regional News 8.30 MasterChef John Torode and Gregg Wallace look for Britain’s next masterchef.

BBC2

6.05am Perfection 6.50 Homes Under The Hammer 7.50 Animal Park 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 Great British Garden Revival 10.05 Great Antiques Map Of Britain 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Frozen Planet 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show.

6.30 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain.

7.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Two-part documentary in which Chris Packham takes us around the world to the scene of some of the weirdest natural events on the planet.

8.00 The Great British Sewing Bee Amateur sewers test their skills!

9.00 Banished Historical drama about Australian penal colonies.

10.00 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe Charlie is joined by a variety of great guests to point out the madness of our modern world.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 This World: Surviving Sandy Hook International investigative documentary series chronicling the story of Adam Lanza and the murder of 20 children at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown.

Filmed by award-winning director Jezza Neumann.

12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama. 4.00 Romantic Poetry 4.30 Simon Armitage: Writing Poems 5.00 Lost Lands 5.25 Tales From Around The World 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Polar Bear - Mother And Baby

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Emmerdale Victoria plays matchmaker.

7.45 UEFA Europa League Live Matt Smith is joined by Scotland boss Gordon Strachan.

10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.55 The Great War: The People’s Story Documentary, one hundred years after the outbreak of WW1.

11.55 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade embarks on a punishing mission to catch the most ancient river monster of his career.

12.20 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show ***Alternative Schedule*** 6.15 Regional News And Weather 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 The Food We Eat: Tonight 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Birds Of A Feather Return of the Essex-based sitcom.

9.00 Emergency! Winter On The Railways 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Great War: The People’s Story Dramatised documentary.

11.40 River Monsters 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Three In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Cheltenham Festival: Channel 4 Racing 4.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Supervet Documentary.

Stampy the cavachon has been hit by a car and is in a critical condition.

Jim and his wife Karen face a difficult dilemma: to put the dog through surgery, or let him go.

9.00 Cucumber Drama series exploring 21st century gay life.

Everyone gets caught up in Henry’s grand scheme, and life appears to be perfect. However, only Freddie realises the truth.

10.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series.

11.05 Troy Observational documentary series following Troy, an ordinary-looking 26-year-old from south London with some impressive magic tricks up his sleeve.

12.00am The Billion Pound Hotel Documentary following some of the guests wealthy enough to stay at the exclusive Burj Al Arab - dubbed the world’s most luxurious hotel.

1.00 Cheltenham Festival Highlights 1.45 The Kids Who Can’t Stay Awake 2.40 NHS: Two Billion Pounds A Week And Counting 3.35 Benefits Britain: Channel 4 Dispatches 4.05 Food Unwrapped 4.35 Secret Location 5.30 Face The Clock

Channel Five

6.00am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Missing: Flight MH370 One Year On 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Cedar Cove: Homecoming 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac and VJ learn some devastating news about Leah’s condition.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Classic Car Show Series celebrating classic cars. Quentin argues that MG’s best-selling sports car has been gravely misjudged. Alex Riley takes the trip of a lifetime.

8.00 Jimmy Savile: Britain’s Worst Crimes Talking to victims, family members and former colleagues, this programme considers how such a prolific, high-profile predator went apparently undetected for so long.

9.00 Holiday Love Rats Exposed Three-part documentary series about people left broken-hearted by someone they met on holiday.

10.00 The Mentalist Jane and Lisbon secretly reopen a solved case to prove that a military colonel murdered his wife.

10.55 Castle US mystery series.

11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours A woman contacts the police after she is told by a friend that she saw a guy’s head in a bucket while a passenger in a car. As the police dig deeper, they discover a sordid tale of power and intrigue.

12.15am SuperCasino Live 3.10 10,000 BC 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 House Doctor (x4)

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Emergency Abroad 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Forever 10.00 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Free Speech 9.00 Fighting The System 10.00 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Fighting The System 2.00 Free Speech 3.00 World’s Toughest Jobs

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Could We Survive A Mega-Tsunami? 9.00 India’s Frontier Railways 10.00 The Modern Age Of Coach Travel 11.00 Horizon Guide To Murder 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1980 12.35 In And Out Of The Kitchen 1.05 Could We Survive A Mega-Tsunami?

12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 10.30 Reality Bites 11.15 Mom m (x2) 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.40am FILM: Summer Holiday (1963)

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 Banana 10.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.30 The Inbetweeners 12.00am Revenge 1.00 New Girl

1.10pm Time Team (x2) 3.20 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Comfort Food 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.05 Secrets Of The Living Dolls 12.10am Come Dine With Me 1.15 The Hoarder Next Door

11.00am The Gift Horse (1952) 1.05pm The Malta Story (1953) 3.10 The Tall T (1957) 4.45 Love Story (1970) 6.55 Playing For Keeps (2012) 9.00 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 11.10 The Adjustment Bureau (2011) 1.15am The Last Picture Show (1971) 3.55 Close

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FRIDAY 13 A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia BBC2, 7pm Cook and food writer Rachel Khoo heads to Malaysia, home of her extended family, to explore one of the most exciting cuisines on the planet. From the tropical shores of a remote fishing village to a foraged feast deep in the jungle – can good food unite a nation? Food for thought ...

Gogglebox Channel 4, 9pm What a brilliant format ... this comedy fly-on-the-wall features TV fanatics opening up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. Pop the kettle on and be a telly-watcher getting into the minds of other telly-watchers ... bit of a John Malkovich thing going on here? Ooh err.

Traffic Cops BBC3, 8pm Nee-nor, nee-nor ... highlights from the series, providing insight into the working life of traffic police as they patrol the nation's busiest and most dangerous roads, using modern technology and old-fashioned techniques to bring car criminals to justice.

Narrated by TV presenting veteran Jamie Theakston.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Film Live Academy 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 12.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Northern Cuisine 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 In The Pot 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 Land Rovers Live 5.00 Under The Radar (x2) 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s press stories.

7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program.

7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future.

Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates.

9.00 Magic’d Illusionist Tommy Magic brings his unique style of tricks to the streets.

9.30 What The Waffle Unclassifiable comedy hi-jinks.

10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel A wave of music news and entertainment to your ears.

11.30 Brighton Album Chart Show 12.00am Soundcheck 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30 The Unexplained 2.30 You Make It, We Show It! 3.00 Beyond The Grave 3.30 Noise Reel 4.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 4.30 Under The Radar (x2) 5.30 What The Waffle

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 10.30 Afghanistan: A Service Of Commemoration 12.30pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Comic Relief - Face The Funny The biennial comedy and fundraising event comes live from the London Palladium. Lenny Henry and Davina McCall kick off the evening with a brand new Mr Bean sketch starring Rowan Atkinson alongside guest stars Ben Miller and Rebecca Front. Plus the culmination of Dermot O’Leary’s 24 hours of non-stop dance and the announcement of the winner of The People’s Strictly with Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daly. David Walliams then joins Davina to present a special instalment of The Vicar of Dibley. Plus Mr Khan, music from Ella Henderson and highlights of Peter Kay’s sell-out Phoenix Nights Live. Finally, John Bishop joins Davina on hosting duties as Little Britain returns, and music from Sam Smith and a live sketch starring John, Davina, David and Eddie Izzard.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.40 Comic Relief - Face The Funny The fundraising spectacular continues from the London Palladium, with stars including Claudia Winkleman and Sarah Millican.

1.00am Comic Relief - Making It Funny For Money 2.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.05 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Perfection 6.45 Homes Under The Hammer 7.45 Animal Park 8.15 Countryside 999 9.00 Alaska: Earth’s Frozen Kingdom 10.00 Gardeners’ World 10.30 Watchdog Test House 11.00 Wanted Down Under 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 1.05 Cagney And Lacey 1.50 The World At War 2.45 Frozen Planet 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-De-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show where what contestants have in common is just as important as their general knowledge.

6.30 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain.

7.00 A Cook Abroad: Rachel Khoo’s Malaysia See highlights.

8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys asks the questions. The subjects are the League of Gentlemen, the Harry Devlin novels of Martin Edwards, the Romanov dynasty, Manchester United under Sir Alex Ferguson and the life of Ernest Hemingway.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.00 Quelle Catastrophe! France With Robert Peston Quelle Catastrophe! France with Robert Peston.

10.00 The Great Comic Relief Bake Off: An Extra Slice The four Comic Relief Bake Off star bakers are interviewed by Jo Brand, and one of them is declared the overall winner.

10.40 Newsnight 11.10 Artsnight 11.40 FILM: Black Death (2010) Starring Sean Bean. Action drama.

1.15am Sign Zone: Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Leeds.

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Kirin struggles to cope with Vanessa’s news. Sam is torn between Belle and Rachel.

7.30 Coronation Street Gail bails out Andy. The Windasses deal with Katy’s decision.

8.00 Barging Round Britain With John Sergeant Series in which John Sergeant sets off on a rich and colourful voyage along the eight best canal journeys Britain has to offer, exploring their extraordinary stories as he goes. Today, John barges through the potteries, and manages to smash his fair share of ceramics.

8.30 Coronation Street Katy’s revelation rocks Chesney. Andy deals with terrible news.

9.00 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which eight celebrities face a 12-day survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. On the ground, Bear is assisted by expedition leaders mountain guide Meg Hine and former commando Scott Heffield.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 ICC Cricket World Cup Highlights England face Afghanistan in the final match of their group.

11.40 FILM: 10000 BC (2008) Starring Steven Strait, Camilla Belle.

Prehistoric adventure. 1.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Three In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.35 Cheltenham Festival: Channel 4 Racing 4.20 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Tegan receives lifechanging news as another part of her existence appears set to crumble.

Porsche enacts further revenge. Peri and Theresa takes Patrick’s challenge.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Million Pound Drop Game show hosted by Davina McCall in which contestants try to answer seven daunting questions in a bid to win up to one million pounds.

Comedians Jo Brand and Alan Davies conclude their game for charities Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy and Donna Louise Children’s Hospice.

9.00 Gogglebox See highlights.

10.00 FILM: Kick-Ass (2010) Starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Chloe Grace Moretz, Mark Strong, Christopher MintzPlasse, Garrett M Brown, Clark Duke and Evan Peters. Action comedy about a self-made teenage superhero who teams up with a vengeful ex-cop and his deceptively sweet, hit girl daughter to fight the city’s ruthless villains.

12.20am Cheltenham Festival Highlights Rishi Persad presents highlights from the fourth and final day of the Cheltenham Festival.

1.10 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.35 FILM: California Man (1992) Comedy. 3.00 Fargo 3.55 Random Acts 4.00 SuperScrimpers 4.15 Secret Location 5.10 Face The Clock 5.35 Close

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6.00am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS: LA 3.20 FILM: Desolation Canyon (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Matt is forced to admit to Sasha that he did not get any university offers - he feels like he has let Leah down.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest technology. Amy is in Kansas City, home of the tallest water slide in the world, to test three leading waterproof headphones.

8.00 Angry Brits: Caught On Camera Documentary series featuring extreme outbursts of anger caught on camera.

9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Crime series. When a navy SEAL is murdered in a student dormitory, the NCIS team investigates whether his death is related to one of his missions or rather to his girlfriend, who works as an escort on campus.

10.00 NCIS Gibbs and McGee travel to Afghanistan to investigate a woman’s murder.

10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit A rape victim recants her testimony, putting the team’s entire investigation in jeopardy.

11.55 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours Police investigating the bizarre murder of a world-renowned anthropologist.

12.00am SuperCasino Live 3.10 The Gadget Show 4.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide 7.10 Doctor Who 8.00 Traffic Cops See highlights 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 Family Guy (x6) 12.15am American Dad! 12.35 Uncle 1.05 Bluestone 42 1.35 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 2.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 3.30 Uncle

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Sixties 8.00 Being James Galway 9.00 The Making Of Irish Rock: A Tale Of Two Cities 10.00 Irish Rock At The BBC 11.00 The Strypes 12.00am The Making Of Irish Rock: A Tale Of Two Cities 1.00 Irish Rock At The BBC 2.00 The Strypes 3.00 Sounds Of The Sixties

9.40am Catchphrase 10.20 Psych 11.15 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: I Am Legend (2007) 11.05 Take Me Out 12.35am Take Me Out: The Gossip

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am FILM: Chaplin (1992)

3.00pm Baby Daddy 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) 11.10 Troy 12.15am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

3.20pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Comfort Food 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Hitler’s Hunting Experiment 10.00 Hitler’s Hidden Drug Habit: Secret History 11.05 My Daughter The Teenage Nudist 12.10am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines (1965) 1.40pm The Last Sunset (1961) 3.55 Hell And High Water (1954) 6.05 The Hunt For Red October (1990) 9.00 Lockout (2012) 10.50 Cloverfield (2008) 12.25am Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007) 2.15 The Devil’s Tomb (2009)

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SATURDAY 14 Gardeners’ World BBC2, 6pm Hellebores, the jewels of the early spring border, come under the spotlight on this show. Monty Don shares his top tips on how to get the best from them. And Carol Klein visits a couple who have just moved into a bungalow with a badly neglected garden. Can they create the garden of their dreams, with her help?

Magic’d LatestTV, 8.30pm LatestTV hits the streets with a Brighton twist on the tried, tested and loved ‘pick a card, any card!’ street magic format. Illusionist Tommy Magic is the fella with the tricks up his sleeve and the – sometimes unsuspecting – Brighton public are his captive audience. Will he dazzle with his sleight of hand skills?

Top Gear BBC3, 7.30pm James May straps into a highly tuned hatchback as he competes in a world rallycross race.

Jeremy Clarkson puts the latest Jaguar F-type R and Eagle's modernised E-type the Low Drag GT though their paces, while Richard Hammond is in Spain to test the new version of the Mazda MX-5. Testosterone.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Under The Radar (x4) 8.00 Brighton Album Chart Show 8.30 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 12.00pm Drop The Puck 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 In The Pot 2.30 Carib-Asian Cookery 3.00 Land Rovers Live 3.30 Love That Car 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Northern Cuisine

6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights The best conversation, music and funniest moments from the first series of Brighton’s topical magazine program.

7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Latest News The Latest News where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

8.30 Magic’d See highlights.

9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers.

11.00 Under The Radar Great music videos that may have been under your radar with Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings.

11.30 Under The Radar With Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings.

12.00am The Unexplained 12.30 Latest News 1.00 FilmFest on TV 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Bored Gamers 4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Mary Berry Cooks 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Formula 1: The Australian Grand Prix - Qualifying Highlights 2.00 Six Nations Rugby: Wales v Ireland 4.30 Six Nations Rugby: England v Scotland

6.55 BBC News 7.05 South East Today 7.15 The Voice UK Four of the biggest names in music look for a singing talent, chosen purely on the quality of their voice.

8.30 The National Lottery: Win Your Wish List Shane Richie hosts the game show that sees couples playing to win the prizes of their dreams. Will they be able to hold their nerve and take the pressure as they attempt win their wish list?

9.20 Casualty Lily is involved in an accident that could jeopardise her career, and a couple risk losing their baby.

10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of seven Premier League games, including reigning champions Manchester City’s trip to Burnley. City dropped points to Sean Dyche’s side when the teams met in December - Burnley scored twice after the break to earn an unlikely point and will take confidence going into this clash at Turf Moor. Arsenal, meanwhile, are looking to keep their top-four bid on track when they host West Ham. 11.50 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents drama from all three divisions of the Football League. 1.10am EastEnders 3.05 Weather For The Week Ahead 3.10 BBC News

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6.15am FILM: Jules Verne’s Rocket To The Moon (1967) 8.10 Six Nations Rewind 9.10 Six Nations Rewind 10.10 The Fred Dibnah Story 10.40 The Fred Dibnah Story 11.10 The Nature Of Britain 12.00pm A Taste Of Britain 12.30 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 12.55 Kenneth More: Talking Pictures 1.25 FILM: North West Frontier (1959) 3.30 The Great British Sewing Bee 4.30 Final Score 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Gardeners’ World See highlights.

6.30 Afghanistan: A Service Of Commemoration Highlights Highlights from the previous day’s service at St Paul’s Cathedral, where Her Majesty the Queen led a service of commemoration to mark the end of combat operations in Afghanistan.

7.30 How We Got To Now With Steven Johnson Documentary series. Innovation expert Steven Johnson traces the unsung heroes of sound, like the printer in France who first recorded the human voice, the maverick inventor who made radio possible through a mistake and the Hollywood star who used the keys of the piano to inspire encrypted messages.

8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom.

9.00 Hockney Hockney is the definitive exploration of one of the most significant artists of his generation. For the first time, David Hockney has given access to his personal archive of photographs and film, resulting in an unparalleled visual diary.

10.45 FILM: Enigma (2001) Starring Dougray Scott, Kate Winslet, Jeremy Northam. Second World War thriller.

12.40am FILM: Puppet On A Chain (1970) Alistair MacLean thriller.

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6.00am Children’s television 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Adventure Time 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.35 Tipping Point 2.35 Doc Martin 3.35 Secrets From The Sky 4.05 Off Their Rockers 4.35 Big Star’s Little Star 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Weddings Harry Hill takes our funniest ever wedding videos up the aisle - but which couple will be honeymooning at Number 1?

7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway The Geordie duo host another Saturday night show. Little Ant and Dec cause more mayhem, the Supercomputer hits the road and the lads take part in a spectacular End of the Show Show featuring tango maestros Vincent and Flavia.

8.20 You’re Back In The Room Phillip Schofield is joined by world renowned hypnotist Keith Barry in a brand new game show where five strangers team up to win a potential 25,000 pounds by completing incredibly simple challenges. The only thing standing between them and the cash is their own minds - because the contestants have all been hypnotised.

9.20 The Jonathan Ross Show In an exclusive interview, Jonathan welcomes the most successful female recording artist of all time Madonna.

10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.40 FILM: Mercury Rising (1998) Starring Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin.

Action thriller centred on the relationship between an FBI agent and the boy in his care.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.30am Mobil 1 The Grid 7.00 Cycling: Revolution Series 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.00 Rude(ish) Tube 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 The Simpsons 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.05 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the country helping people from all walks of life transform neglected historic buildings. George catches up with previous guests one year on now that they have added a sympathetic extension to their house.

8.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather Documentary series. This episode discovers how weird weather is making Florida the sinkhole capital of the world, and investigates the mystery of red rain falling in Sri Lanka and India.

9.00 FILM: Bridesmaids (2011) Starring Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi Mclendon-Covey.

Comedy. A maid of honour struggles to keep her best friend’s wedding and her own life on track as their friendship spirals out of control.

11.30 FILM: True Lies (1994) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. Explosive hi-tech action thriller.

2.00am The Million Pound Drop Game show hosted by Davina McCall in which contestants try to answer seven daunting questions in a bid to win up to one million pounds. 2.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.20 Location, Location, Location

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6.00am Children’s television 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 Wanda And The Alien 8.25 Zack And Quack 8.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.55 Jelly Jamm 9.15 LazyTown 9.40 Dora And Friends 10.05 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 10.10 Mio Mao 10.25 SpongeBob SquarePants 11.00 FILM: Open Season 2 (2008) 12.30pm FILM: Hitch (2005) 2.45 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 3.45 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 4.40 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 5.40 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 6.30 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! The series follows the nononsense bailiffs and repo men charged with sorting out those among us who have fallen into debt.

7.20 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series.

8.15 5 News Weekend 8.20 NCIS When a recruitment session of a petty officer results in murder, the NCIS team sets out to find the culprit by teaming up with Ducky’s predecessor.

9.15 NCIS The team has to locate both the family and the murderer when a Marine is found beaten to death in his own backyard.

10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The investigation of a man stabbed to death in an alley leads the team into the kinky world of custom-made life-size rubber dolls.

11.05 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit SVU clashes with the Marines over jurisdiction in a case involving the murder in New York of a pregnant soldier.

12.05am SuperCasino 3.10 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm 4.00 The Boy They Call Fish: Extraordinary People 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

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1.00pm Modern Family 1.30 Chappie Special 2.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton 3.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life 4.00 Modern Family (x5) 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Holidaymakers 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) 11.15 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 12.15am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes IV 7.30 Top Gear 8.30 FILM: Real Steel (2011) 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x5) 12.55am Uncle 1.25 Bluestone 42 1.55 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.25 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 3.25 Great Movie Mistakes IV

7.00pm The Secret Life Of Elephants 8.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Central America 9.00 Hostages (x2) 10.10 Hostages 10.55 The Joy Of The Bee Gees 11.55 The Bee Gees At The BBC...

And Beyond 12.55am Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe Extra 1.25 Top Of The Pops: 1980 2.00 The Secret Life Of Elephants

12.40pm Catchphrase 1.20 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.50 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 3.40 Mr Bean 4.10 Mr Bean 4.45 FILM: The Smurfs (2011) 6.50 FILM: Twins (1988) 9.00 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) 11.00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 11.25 Reality Bites 12.10am Ibiza Weekender

6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 Where The Heart Is (x2) 8.30 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.35 The Darling Buds Of May 11.45 Jane Eyre 2.00pm FILM: Carry On Cruising (1962) 3.55 Wycliffe 5.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.05 Inspector Morse 12.25am A Touch Of Frost

9.30am Made In Chelsea 10.30 Taking New York 11.35 Marry Me 12.00pm New Girl (x2) 1.00 Melissa And Joey (x2) 2.00 Baby Daddy (x2) 2.55 FILM: Step Up (2006) 5.00 Troy 5.55 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x8) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x4) 12.10am Rude Tube 1.15 Troy 2.15 The Inbetweeners

10.55am FILM: Planet Of The Apes (1968) 1.10pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.45 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 4.50 Location, Location, Location (x2) 7.00 UFOs: The Secret Evidence 9.05 The Great UFO Conspiracy 10.10 Alien Investigations 11.15 UFOs: The Secret Evidence 1.25am The Great UFO Conspiracy

11.00am Guadalcanal Diary (1943) 1.00pm The Rocker (2008) 3.05 The First Wives Club (1996) 5.10 Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) 7.15 Jumper (2008) 9.00 Chronicle (2012) 10.40 Watchmen (2009) 1.50am Dark Star (1974) 3.35 Close

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SUNDAY 15 Pompidou BBC2, 6.35pm Pompidou realises a bowl he gave to a friend is worth a million pounds. And predictably so, he wants it back. To reclaim it, he and Hove try everything from haggling in a charity shop to making their own pottery. So, nothing to go wrong there at all then! Follow the farcical journey and see how they fare.

Poldark BBC1, 9pm Drama set in Cornwall in the 1780s, based on the novels by Winston Graham. Ross resolves to reopen his family mine with Francis. Demelza struggles to fit in at Nampara, and Verity makes an unsuitable match, leading to a feud between Ross and Charles which ends in a violent showdown. Now that’s good telly.

Nina Conti Clowning Around BBC4, 9pm The award-winning ventriloquist turns her attention to entertaining children in hospitals, and trains as a Giggle Doctor with Theodora Children's Charity as she attempts to find her clown persona, going it alone with only a red nose, a few misshapen balloon animals and a couple of magic tricks up her sleeve.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Land Rovers Live 12.00pm Brighton HiLights 12.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 1.30 Brighton Hi-Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Love That Car 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.0 Northern Cuisine 4.30 In The Pot 5.00 Biz Buzz 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates.

6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Hi-Lights 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Life Stories In Life Stories we meet people with amazing stories to tell – about their lives.

8.30 Love That Car Passionate stories about owners and their cars, covering history, key events and why they love them. The fans’ story.

9.00 FilmFest on TV Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts and brand new work from filmmakers.

11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar.

12.00am Latest News 12.30 FilmFest on TV 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Latest News 5.30 At The Amex

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6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Formula 1: The Australian Grand Prix - Highlights 2.40 Six Nations Rugby: Italy v France 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.30 BBC News 5.45 South East Today 5.55 The Big Painting Challenge 6.50 Countryfile The team explore the watery east of Northern Ireland.

RSPB reserve Portmore Lough is the first site in the country to offer a year-long residential volunteer programme. Matt meets the volunteers. Helen Skelton takes to the coastal waters at Ardglass harbour to find out how the remote communities in the area have come together to share their boat-building skills. Adam Henson is in North Yorkshire, where he discovers how farming has shaped the limestone landscape for thousands of years.

7.45 The Voice UK Four of the biggest names in music look for a singing talent, chosen purely on the quality of their voice.

9.00 Poldark See highlights.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of the day’s two Premier League games, including title contenders Chelsea’s home clash with high-flying Southampton.

11.40 Comic Relief - The Best Bits Highlights from Red Nose Day 2015.

12.40am The Apprentice USA The Apprentice USA. 2.05 Weather For The Week Ahead Detailed weather forecast. 2.10 BBC News

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6.10am The Football League Show 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 Countryfile 9.00 Six Nations Rewind 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 A Taste Of Britain 12.00pm A Taste Of Britain 12.30 FILM: Merrill’s Marauders (1962) 2.05 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 2.35 Three Up, Two Down 3.05 Hi-de-Hi! 3.35 Flog It! 4.35 Galapagos: Islands Of Change Natural World 5.35 Super Cars v Used Cars: The Trade Off 6.35 Pompidou See highlights.

7.00 Comic Relief - The Best Bits Highlights from Red Nose Day 2015.

8.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May immerse themselves in the world of classics as they attempt to understand the appeal of keeping an old car in the garage for balmy summer days. With Clarkson in a Fiat 124 Spider, Hammond in an MGB GT and May in a Peugeot 304 Cabriolet, the trio take a drive in the country, tinker with their engines and end up at a track day as they try to become true classic car owners.

9.00 Dragons’ Den Series presented

by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest.

10.00 Bluestone 42 Critically acclaimed comedy drama following a bomb disposal unit in Afghanistan.

10.35 The Revolution Will Be Televised Compilation of the best bits of series 1, 2 and 3.

11.05 FILM: Burke And Hare (2010) Starring Simon Pegg. Dark comedy based on the true story of the infamous murderers Burke and Hare.

12.30am FILM: Lone Star (1996) Drama in which a sheriff’s search for truth leads to a confrontation with his father’s past. 2.40 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.35 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00am Children’s television 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Murder, She Wrote 1.35 River Monsters 2.40 Tipping Point 3.40 FILM: Licence To Kill (1989) 6.10 ITV News Meridian 6.20 ITV News; Weather 6.30 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts another celebrity edition of the hit quiz show in which four famous faces take on the Chaser, one of Britain’s finest quiz brains, in a bid to win thousands for charity.

7.30 Off Their Rockers Comedy.

This week Mo embraces modern fashion, Tony reveals a saucy secret and Royston shares odd inventions.

8.00 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents. Today, Premier League footballer Wes Brown and his family go head to head with actress Jill Halfpenny and her family.

9.00 Mr Selfridge Period drama.

Harry launches a Britain at Play event in store, but is shocked when Nancy wants to cool things between them.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive Bear Grylls presents the series in which eight celebrities face a 12-day survival mission through the rainforest of Costa Rica. In this edition, the jungle has already taken its toll, with one of the group suffering from mosquito bites and another with trench foot.

11.15 Rugby Highlights: LV= Cup Gethin Jones presents all the action from the LV Cup semi-Finals.

12.10am The Store 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 How I Met Your Mother 7.05 How I Met Your Mother 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 FILM: Step Up: Miami Heat (2012) 4.30 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Channel 4 News 6.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Property series with Sara Damergi. Fitness fanatics Mike Bennett and partner Andree Warbrick need somewhere to get away to.

7.00 Four Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles as they attempt to secure the highest possible bid for their prized possessions.

8.00 Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales follow the gentle contours of the Oxford canal through the Cherwell Valley, where they meet author Philip Pullman and are joined by their son Samuel West.

9.00 Indian Summers Drama series following the decline of the British Empire and the birth of modern India.

10.00 Britain’s Racist Election Documentary revealing what happened when a racially charged election campaign turned immigration into a battleground.

11.05 FILM: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner. The third in the fantasy saga.

1.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay inflicts his acid-tongued criticism upon the kitchen staff of the nation’s worst restaurants. 2.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.30 River Cottage Veg 4.55 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.05 Location, Location, Location

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6.00am Children’s television 7.25 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 7.30 Paw Patrol 7.45 Mio Mao 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 Wanda And The Alien 8.25 Zack And Quack 8.35 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.50 Jelly Jamm 9.00 LazyTown 9.30 Dora And Friends 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Access 10.45 The Dog Rescuers 11.15 The Hotel Inspector 12.15pm The Hotel Inspector 1.15 FILM: Lost In Space (1998) 3.50 FILM: Surf’s Up (2007) 5.25 FILM: A Bug’s Life (1998) 7.10 5 News Weekend 7.15 FILM: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) Starring Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Noah Taylor. Action tale adapted from the popular video game in which the eponymous heroine races against time to find an ancient relic before it falls into the wrong hands. Leaving behind her life of luxury, the highly-trained adventurer travels to exotic and dangerous locales, where she battles a variety of fantastical creatures in the knowledge that the fate of mankind rests in her hands.

9.00 FILM: Killer Elite (2011) Starring Jason Statham, Clive Owen, Robert De Niro. Action thriller based on true events. A former SAS agent tries to track down his mentor who has been kidnapped and agrees to a deadly mission to free him. Now retired, the special operative is drawn back into the dangerous world of contract killings and is sent out to kill some well-connected men - but they have an agenda of their own.

11.20 FILM: Revolver (2005) Starring Jason Statham. Complex crime thriller.

1.35am SuperCasino 3.10 Filming My Father: In Life And Death 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.25 FILM: Race To Witch Mountain (2009) 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Bluestone 42 12.15am American Dad! 12.35 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 1.35 Live At The Apollo

7.00pm The Great War 7.40 London To Brighton Side By Side 7.45 Bolsover Castle With Lucy Worsley: Secret Knowledge 8.15 The Polio Story 9.00 Nina Conti Clowning Around 10.00 FILM: Untouchable (2011) 11.45 The Irish Rock Story: A Tale Of Two Cities 12.45am Darcey Bussell’s Looking For Audrey

2.30pm FILM: Freaky Friday (2003) 4.35 Catchphrase Mother’s Day Special 5.35 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 6.55 FILM: Legally Blonde 2: Red White And Blonde (2003) 9.00 Ibiza Weekender 10.00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 10.30 Poor Little Rich Girls 12.20am Mom (x2) 1.15 Crazy Beaches

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monDAY 16 The Vote Latest TV, 8pm Brighton’s very own Frank Le Duc covers both local and national politics, as well as looking at the upcoming key elections for our city’s future. Expect plenty of discussion and some rather heated debates as Brighton decides, right here on Latest TV!

Food Unwrapped Channel 4, 8pm Ever wondered how much truffle is in your truffle oil?

Or if wild boar is really wild?

Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt have travelled the globe to find out the answers to these oh-soimportant questions – plus they uncover some more fascinating facts about our favourite foods.

The Jonathan Ross Show ITV1, 10.40pm In an exclusive interview, Jonathan welcomes the most successful female recording artist of all time – Madonna. They discuss that fall at The BRITs, relationships and being the Queen of Pop for over 30 years.

Plus, she puts on two spectacular live performances – let’s hope there are no stairs involved.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders (x2) 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 BollyHeat 10.30 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 12.00pm Brighton Hi-Lights (x2) 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 In The Pot 2.00 Carib-Asian Cookery 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x3) 4.30 BollyHeat 5.00 Soundcheck 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates.

6.30 Cuppa TV Magazine show for women.

7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet.

7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates.

8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics.

8.30 Northern Cuisine Gareth Kyle continues his culinary tour of great food destinations in the north-east.

He visits Alnwick and the Outcook Cookery School, making a rustic game pie with brown ale chutney.

9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world.

10.30 Latest News 11.00 Soundcheck 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Cuppa TV 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Northern Cuisine 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Soundcheck

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6.05am Perfection 6.50 Perfection 7.35 Animal Park 8.20 Countryside 999 9.05 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 10.05 The Great Antiques Map Of Britain 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.15 Cagney And Lacey 2.05 The World At War 3.00 Wogan: The Best Of 3.45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 4.15 Three Up, Two Down 4.45 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 1000 Heartbeats 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Coach Trip

6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news, followed by weather.

6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

7.30 Inside Out Mark Jordan learns how the much-loved Brighton Belle express is being revived.

8.00 EastEnders Stan takes a turn for the worse, pushing his family away.

8.30 What Britain Wants – Somewhere To Work As the general election approaches, Clive Myrie reports the third of Panorama’s four-part series – ‘What Britain Wants’.

9.00 New Tricks Drama featuring |an eccentric bunch of ex-policemen investigating unsolved crimes.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news.

10.25 South East Today The latest news from the South East of England.

10.45 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You Classic news quiz.

11.30 Live At The Apollo Sarah Millican introduces sets from Joe Lycett and Russell Kane.

12.15am FILM: Junkhearts (2012) Drama. An alcoholic ex-soldier suffering from post traumatic stress disorder takes in a homeless runaway. 1.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osman presents the fast-paced quiz show.

6.30 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where new challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain – the Eggheads.

7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine.

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May immerse themselves in the world of classic cars.

8.00 University Challenge It’s the penultimate quarter final match and Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.

8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell.

9.00 Kew On A Plate Gardening and cooking show. Raymond Blanc and Kate Humble have been given the chance to spend a year at the most famous botanical gardens at Kew to re-establish the kitchen gardens.

10.00 House Of Fools Anarchic, surreal sitcom starring Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires.

12.20am The World At War Laurence Olivier narrates the acclaimed documentary series that tells the story of World War II. 1.10 Sign Zone: Inside The Commons 4.00 The Wish Fish 4.15 Sand Castles 4.30 I.am.Will Shakespeare 5.00 Secrets Of The Castle

6.00 ITV News Meridian All the latest news from across the region.

Including Meridian weather.

6.30 ITV News & Weather The latest headlines.

7.00 Emmerdale Pearl desperately tries to cover her tracks.

7.30 Coronation Street Gail takes matters into her own hands.

8.00 More Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Robson Green returns to his home county of Northumberland, uncovering more hidden gems of one of the most beautiful parts of England.

8.30 Coronation Street Gail is forced further into Andy’s lie. Chesney makes a heartbreaking decision.

9.00 Arthur & George Conclusion of the mini-series, based on real events, about the relationship between Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and George Edalji.

10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather The latest headlines, followed by all the news and weather in your region.

10.40 The Jonathan Ross Show See highlights.

11.45 A Great Welsh Adventure With Griff Rhys Jones Griff Rhys Jones presents the series which explores some of the most beautiful and enchanting parts of Wales.

12.10am Jackpot247 Play roulette on your telly. Join in now at Jackpot247.com 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons Lisa tries to save Springfield’s bee colony.

6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine seems doomed to fail when a secret plot threatens her chances with Social Services.

7.00 Channel 4 News News including sport and weather.

7.30 Britain’s Defence Squeeze: Channel 4 Dispatches With a resurgent Russia sending its bombers close to UK airspace and dangers from terror groups like IS, Dispatches asks if the UK can now defend itself against a range of new threats.

8.00 Food Unwrapped See highlights.

9.00 Britain’s Benefit Tenants Documentary series following the work of letting agents.

10.00 Raised By Wolves Comedy series about a large family growing up on a council estate in Wolverhampton, written by Caitlin and Caroline Moran.

10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Comedy version of the quiz with host Jimmy Carr.

11.35 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London.

12.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay goes back to some of the biggest American kitchen nightmares he has faced. 1.20 The Secret Millionaire 2.20 The Fairy Jobmother USA 3.10 Four Rooms 4.10 Secret Location 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00am The WotWots 6.10 Igam Ogam 6.20 Fireman Sam 6.30 Toot The Tiny Tugboat 6.45 Peppa Pig (x2) 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Peppa Pig (x4) 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Assumed Killer (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away With Kat hot on their trail, Ash and Brax struggle to get out of town unseen.

6.30 5 News Tonight National and international news, presented by Matt Barbet.

7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer show showcasing the latest technology. Jason, Amy, Ortis and Jon get thrifty this week in a budget special.

8.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series following Lincolnshire’s high-speed law enforcement teams.

9.00 Gotham Action-packed drama series based on the DC Comics characters featuring the adventures of rookie detective James Gordon in corrupt, pre-Batman Gotham City.

10.00 Gotham Jim twists the Commissioner’s arm to get himself reinstated by promising to bring in the Electrocutioner, who is cutting a murderous swathe through the city.

10.50 FILM: Outbreak (1995) Starring Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey. Thriller. A mysterious and deadly new disease threatens the population of the entire planet.

1.15am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. For more information visit SuperCasino.com.

3.10 My Violent Child: Living In Fear 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Great Artists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor Laura Gooch

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9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Emergency Abroad 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Holidaymakers 9.00 Moone Boy 9.30 Arrow 10.30 Critical 11.30 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.30am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (2) 10.00 Bluestone 42 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Family Guy 12.30 Bluestone 42 1.00 Uncle 1.30 I Survived A Zombie Apocalypse 2.30 Fighting The System

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 India’s Frontier Railways 9.00 Fair Cop: A Century Of British Policewomen 10.30 Juliet Bravo 11.20 FILM: Precious (2009) 1.05am Architects Of The Divine: The First Gothic Age 2.05 Fair Cop: A Century Of British Policewomen

10.20am Psych 11.15 Royal Pains 12.10pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 FILM: Rush Hour 2 (2001) 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am The Vampire Diaries

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 French Fields 4.50 Rising Damp 5.15 On The Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Cracker

3.30pm Melissa & Joey 4.00 New Girl 4.30 The Mindy Project 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa & Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Taking New York 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 New Girl

3.20pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.25 Jamie’s Comfort Food 5.55 Come Dine With Me 7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under (x2) 1.10am Location, Location, Location

11.00am The Malta Story (1953) 1.05pm Footsteps In The Fog (1955) 3.00 Hell Below Zero (1954) 4.50 Above Us The Waves (1956) 6.55 Edward Scissorhands (1990) 9.00 Sinister (2012) 11.10 Machine Gun Preacher (2011) 1.45am Life Is Sweet (1990) 3.55 Close