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06 Latest Brighton & Hove News Headlines with Frank le Duc and Tim Ridgway 09 Bare Cheek Nick Cave, Kylie Minogue, and the ‘in’s and ‘out’s of vintage daytime TV 09 Competitions Win tickets to see The Good Old Days, and copies of Hannah Vincent’s new novel Alarm Girl

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Ping! seafront championship The annual festival of table tennis that has been re-dubbed Ping! is taking over Brighton’s seafront.

Every week throughout August, a Ping! tournament will be taking place at the bandstand near the West Pier.

There are sixteen cities across England taking part in the Ping! initiative, which is being funded

by Sport England and implemented by local councils. Tim Holtam is the Ping! coordinator for Brighton and Hove, and says they’re a step ahead.

He said: “Bristol, apparently, is quite good ... but from all the pictures and all the stuff that’s on Ping! Brighton and Hove’s Facebook, we are smashing it. We’re the best.”

The Ping! tournament takes place every Tuesday between 6.30-8.30pm, until 26 August.

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LIFESTYLE 04 Andrew Kay’s Food Autumn Harvest, with the Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival 2014 05 Latest People Macmillan Garden Trail; Brighton seafront regeneration; Hen Heaven’s charity walk 08 Brighton Writes Lynn Ruth Miller on competitive parenting; Andrew Bullock on televisual bloodbaths 10 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 12 Celeb City Escapist art at Ink_d; Adele in Ibiza; the Eastbourne pier up in flames 13 Stars Val Aviv predicts the week ahead

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Food & Drink Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival marks the launch of the Autumn Harvest programme Photos by Julia Claxton

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atrons and sponsors of the Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival enjoyed a summer evening on the beach to mark the launch of the festival’s Autumn Harvest programme of events. Delicious Mediterranean food was provided by venue host, Azure, whilst wines were supplied by Enotria.

The Autumn Harvest runs from 4-14 September citywide, including two huge weekends of free food and drink events.

For more information, visit: www.brightonfoodfestival.com

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Macmillan Garden Trail, Brighton Seafront Regeneration & Hen Heaven’s Charity Walk

Macmillan Garden Trail raises £7,500 for new cancer centre The third annual Macmillan Coastal Garden Trail, organised by Driftwood Fundraising Group, was held over the weekend of 26–27 July. Thirty-one private gardens opened their gates to the public, four of them for the very first time. The weather was glorious, and hundreds of visitors turned out to see the gorgeous gardens on show from Brighton along the coast to Eastbourne.

Many garden owners sold plants they’d grown themselves, and invited artists to display work in their garden for sale, with a percentage going to Macmillan.

The trail got underway with an official opening in the trail organiser’s garden at Driftwood. Organiser Geoff Stonebanks said: “I want to express my sincere thanks to all those who helped make the event a great success.”

June Jaundoo, one visitor to Geoff’s garden over the weekend, was overheard saying: “Well, this is the garden of a wizard. It’s another world in there!”

Driftwood Fundraising Group has now raised more than £20,000 for Macmillan in Sussex, along with a further £23,000 for other local charities.

The village of Piddinghoe’s trail raised an amazing £2,200, while the wonderful secret walled garden at 122 Marine Parade raised more than £600.

Latest TV made a great film about the event, which will be shown when the TV channel launches in just a few weeks’ time.

Hen Heaven’s ‘Here Comes The Bride’ returns for third year Award-winning Brighton-based hen party planners, Hen Heaven, return for the third year running with their ‘Here Comes The Bride’ charity walk to raise funds for Rockinghorse Children’s Charity.

On Saturday 30 August, starting at 9am, a team of hen party planners from Hen Heaven will be taking part in the six-mile walk along the seafront from Peacehaven to Brighton’s West Pier, in wedding dresses supplied

by South Coast Costumes.

As well as raising money through sponsorship online, the “brides” will also be carrying buckets along the route. The route will begin at The Smugglers Rest in Peacehaven and continue along the undercliff walk through the marina, along Madeira Drive, and will finish opposite the West Pier as it has done in previous years.

Rob Hill, Hen Heaven CEO, commented: “The Hen Heaven staff love organising fun activities and getting involved with local projects in Brighton. The work and projects Rockinghorse do for the Alexandra Children’s Hospital are invaluable for the recovery of sick children in Sussex, and we are only too happy to help!”

Support the appeal by donating, at: www.justgiving.com/ HenHeaven-herecomesthebridewww.henheaven.co.uk

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Next phase of Brighton Seafront Regeneration begins The next phase of regeneration for Brighton’s western seafront around the future i360 has been formally unveiled. This included a new creative retail quarter on Brighton beach and ground was broken for the construction of the Brighton i360 attraction.

Members of the community, local businesses and the i360 team gathered to see Brighton and Hove Mayor, Cllr Brian Fitch, cut a ribbon to open the arches, which have undergone a painstaking restoration between Alfresco and the future i360 site, with eight independent small creative firms opening for business.

Brighton and Hove Council leader, Councillor Jason Kitcat, led a group including David Marks, the architect behind the i360 and the London Eye, putting the first ceremonial spade in the ground to formally start building works for the Brighton i360, the world’s first vertical cable car observation tower, expected to attract millions of additional visitors to Brighton.

Cllr Jason Kitcat said: “This is a momentous occasion for Brighton and Hove, which will kickstart the regeneration of the wider area, both down on the beach and including Preston Street. Our seafront is our most important asset and helps make our tourism industry such a great success in Brighton and Hove. Our innovation here will make all the difference to helping the city continue as one of the UK’s most desirable and successful tourist destinations in the years to come. Bold decisions by the council and our partners have made sure this work has happened.”

Cllr Ian Davey, deputy leader of the city council, said: “The restoration of the arches has been carried out as part of ongoing work to strengthen the A259 seafront road by the council’s transport team, with external funding from the Local Transport Plan.

“The arches are stunning, with some really superb businesses already leasing them and helping to make a very special new creative retail quarter on the seafront.”

David Marks, of Marks Barfield Architects, said: “It has taken more than eight years to get to this point, but the Brighton i360 will now be a reality and will be one of the most exciting visitor attractions in the world. The i360 will be the world’s first vertical cable car; an engineering wonder and a major new performing arts, conference, dining and hospitality venue for Brighton. It will generate more footfall to this part of Brighton – and we hope bring about the sort of transformation that the London Eye helped create on the South Bank.”

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TheVote Politicians and business leaders from the Greater Brighton area are looking at how to boost jobs and the economy

gap between the worlds of education and work.

The effort that has gone into inward investment – attracting employers to the area – is seen as crucial to creating the jobs needed to sustain the local economy. But there may be overlaps and duplication which cost time and money and could be avoided through better collaboration. It may seem like common sense to find a more efficient way of selling this part of Sussex to firms from outside.

But without the Greater Brighton board, it is the sort of behind-thescenes work that might not happen.

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oliticians and business leaders are sitting round the same table to try to work out ways to boost jobs and economic growth in Brighton and Hove and the surrounding area. The latest discussion took place at the Greater Brighton Economic Board which also includes council chief executives and senior education officials.

The board held its second meeting last week with a firm focus on cold hard cash and how it can best be used. The words investment and funding appeared liberally in the five reports discussed in just under two hours at the Ropetackle in Shoreham.

The challenge is not as simple as it might sound. Councils are receiving a reducing proportion of their income from the government – their main source of money – while demand for services is rising. And strict rules govern the help that the state – including councils – can give to businesses. So there is a measure of pragmatism, an element of creativity and an increasingly self-critical analysis of whether policies on, say, planning, transport and education help or hinder businesses and the economy.

The board received the results of a business survey. A thousand firms took part. The findings suggested, among other things, that skills and

Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on the Arches and i360 launch

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fter several years of hard work and a multimillion pound investment, last week saw the official opening of the new seafront arches near the West Pier. Some of our incredible seafront Victorian structures are up to 200 years old and over decades, have fallen into disrepair. This not only threatened the structure of the seafront road above, but was a waste of prime space on our beach.

Unfortunately these marvellous Victorian structures had reached the end of their lives. So two years ago we began work on not just patching

“We need to get on with it and show we can deliver otherwise we won’t be so successful next time” qualifications are less of an issue for employers than employability. School leavers and graduates may have the right qualifications but, according to bosses, too few of them have the right attitude and motivation to be described as “work ready”. Brighton and Hove City Council and its neighbouring councils are expected to lead the work on bridging the

up, but fully rebuilding these arches. Now we have a stable road, a new promenade, and new public toilets.

At beach level we’ve restored 26 former fishermen’s rests now home to 10 local businesses, including Finn Hopson’s new gallery Brighton Photography. He said “Its a huge privilege being part of such an exciting development on the beach.

The council have done an amazing job of restoring the exterior while giving us a fantastic, practical space inside from where we can run our businesses. With the i360 finally underway it feels like this part of the beach is going to become another one of the vibrant, creative places that Brighton does so well.”

The board also received a report on the recent funding awarded to projects in the Greater Brighton area through the Coast To Capital Local Enterprise Partnership (LEP). Millions of pounds will support housing and educational schemes in Circus Street, Brighton, on the site of the old municipal fruit and veg market, and at Preston Barracks. Other schemes

We’re rebuilding other sections of the seafront too, and while there will be some short-term disruption on the prom, this work will ensure our seafront remains standing for many more years to come.

Our work to regenerate our seafront doesn’t stop there; we are also supporting plans for a government loan to bring the i360 tower to regenerate the area. This

in Shoreham and Newhaven are likely to have knock-on benefits for people in Brighton and Hove.

The LEP is being encouraged to identify the next batch of projects that will boost jobs and economic growth but which need a financial kick-start. One board member, Councillor Geoffrey Theobald, said: “It’s great news that we’ve got all this funding. Now we need to get on with it and show we can deliver, otherwise we won’t be so successful next time.”

He said that improvements to the A27 to eliminate bottlenecks were a vital next step. The business survey results presented to the meeting said: “For most businesses, transport and digital infrastructure are important ‘place’ issues, so it is important that all approaches to transport improvements have a clear economic development focus. This seems to be mainly around access to customers and costs, with parking featuring strongly. Improvements in the local road infrastructure, including parking, and better broadband connections should be a particularly strong focus for economic development activity.”

It is early days for the A27 campaigners and two of the key councils – East Sussex County Council and West Sussex County Council – are not represented on the Greater Brighton Economic Board.

But the wider area might benefit from their input, regardless of the outcome of the campaign for an upgraded trunk road.

If the board is successful, the politicians will almost certainly try to let us know. But much of the board’s work is technical in nature and unseen by the public.

If policies are refined to make it easier for firms to create jobs, reach customers and find new premises, it may well be businesses that have the success stories to tell. Either way, there is a sense that the board has made a good start. The challenge now is to build on those foundations.

project, by the team behind the London Eye, has strong support from local resident and business groups, the Local Enterprise Partnership and many others including nearby hotels and venues.

It’s no secret that councils are seeing their budgets shrinking – and the new income we will receive from the i360 deal is a vital source of funding to offset government cuts.

Our tourist visitor numbers continue to grow, but we cannot be complacent. It’s only through continually reinventing our city and its attractions that we’ll continue to thrive as a world-class city.

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This week’s headlines from across the city

PRIDE IN BRIGHTON Every colour in the rainbow was on display in Brighton and Hove this weekend as tens of thousands of people enjoyed the Pride celebrations.

With throngs lining the streets on Saturday morning and hordes packing Preston Park in the afternoon, the celebration of LGBT culture was hailed by some as the best yet.

Even feared issues with the ticketing of the St James's street party seemed to pass without any major issues.

Did our cameras capture you enjoying the day’s festivities?

Check out our report on www.thelatest.tv.

WE WILL REMEMBER Communities across Brighton and Hove bowed their heads to mark the centenary of the start of World War One. A series of open-air ceremonies were held this weekend as the city remembered how the conflict had a profound affect on people’s lives.

It culminated in a wreath-laying service at the Royal Sussex Regiment War Memorial in Regency Square yesterday (August 4) – the date Britain entered the conflict.

To see our report, visit www.thelatest.tv.

Remembering the start of World War One

STATUE FOR OUR HENRY Brighton Kemptown MP Simon Kirby is leading calls for a statue to commemorate Brighton’s Great War veteran Henry Allingham.

The Conservative politician believes the move to mark Britain's oldest World War veteran would be a tribute to all those who fought in the conflict.

The Brighton Kemptown MP has written to Defence Secretary, Michael Fallon MP, asking him to consider publicly funding a statue for the late Ovingdean resident.

Watch our report at www.thelatest.tv CYCLING SPENDING Spending money on cycling infrastructure has proved controversial in the city in recent years.

So what, then, do people think about the Green council's lobbying of government to increase funding for two-wheel improvements from £2 per person currently to £10 per person?

Latest TV reports.

TOUR OF BRITAIN LAUNCH The UK’s largest free-to-spectate sporting event is coming to Sussex next month.

An entire leg of the Tour Of Britain cycle race will go through West and East Sussex with the stage finish on Brighton seafront.

To mark the countdown to the event on September 13, dignitaries gathered at Ditchling Beacon last week – and our cameras caught up with them to capture some of the buzz.

BAKE OFF Great British Bake off fans will have a bit of local interest in this year’s show.

One of the contestants has been confirmed by the Beeb as Kate – no surname provided – who lives

in Brighton with her five-year-old daughter.

The 41-year-old is said to have wanted to become an actress before changing direction and starting her own upholstery company.

Will she rise to the occasion?

We’ll just have to wait and see when it’s shown on BBC One from tomorrow (August 6).

STOPOVER It may seem like just an ordinary house. But for those women living in Stopover, it is a chance to escape issues such as homelessness, domestic violence and substance abuse.

As Brighton-based charity Impact Initiatives launched its third house in the city to support vulnerable young women, we spoke to some of those providing the help.

To see our moving report, visit www.thelatest.tv.

UNIVERSITY OF BRIGHTON GRADUATIONS Like it or not, we live in a university city.

And despite the inevitable town vs gown clashes that take place, there is one time every year where everyone unites to celebrate Brighton’s students – graduation.

The Latest TV cameras were at Brighton Dome last week as thousands threw their mortar boards in the air at their passing-out ceremony.

To see our report, check out www.thelatest.tv.

BACK OF THE NET We’ve all, in our time, advised football referees to get their eyes tested.

But Lewes FC went a bit further by heading to Specsavers in the search for a sponsor for their new shirts.

The announcement that the high street store would continue its funding deal into the 2014/15 season was made as the non-league club unveiled its new strip for the coming year.

Club representatives said it was the biggest deal in the club’s 129-year history.

To see our report, visit www.thelatest.tv.

Lewes FC will continue its funding deal with Specsavers

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Andrew Bullock

Lynn Ruth Miller contemplates some very competitive parenting ...

Andrew Bullock on the phenomenon of gratuitously gory TV

Teddies are no picnic at home

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very teacher knows that unless a child is happy at home, the child cannot learn. It seems that in British primary schools, educators have devised a clever way of figuring out what the children in school are doing after they leave the school yard.

Each class has its own teddy bear and every day one lucky pupil can take the teddy home with them. What fun! A teddy all of your own to play with in any way you want! Sounds idyllic, doesn’t it?

But those educators are not sending Teddy home for idle play – they want vital information. They are using Teddy as an undercover agent to find out what each child eats, how they play, and whether their parents give a toss. And so, they added a catch to each home visit: the next day, the Teddy Bear Host must chronicle Teddy’s activities from the classroom to home and back again.

If the scheme worked, teachers “Hosting the could discover what Junior was eating, school teddy was if he was getting enough sleep, or (God forbid) too much TV. This would transformed into a give them the clues they needed to figure out why one pupil throws spitballs fierce competition” and the other brings flowers.

But the plan backfired, all because our educators radically misjudged the English Mum. It took only one visit for the matriarchal half of our population to catch on to the underlying motive of a teddy bear visit. En masse, they rose to the challenge, and foiled the teachers at their own game. When a child brought home the class teddy, the savvy English Mum devised spectacular adventures for both the kid and the toy. The next day, Junior would regale the class with stories of ice cream parties, trips to the zoo, rollercoaster rides and a quick visit to the nearest Disneyland.

Competition became so fierce in the primary grades of the nation that soon, the stress reduced our mothers to tears. The cost of supplying Teddy (not to mention their child) with excessive treats, trips and gifts became so great that parents were forced to max out their credit cards and shred their budgets.

Hosting the school teddy was transformed into a fierce competition.

Parents were shamed into competing with one another to show the teacher that not only is their kid intelligent, does their homework and doesn’t whisper out of turn, but has an exemplary home life where the whole family devotes all their time (and money) to entertaining both them and Teddy, lavishing the two with candy, cake and ice cream, and squiring them to skating rinks and rollercoaster rides instead of making them do the dishes or take out the trash.

The truth is that what makes a child a star in school has nothing to do with the parents’ goals for them. A parent wants their child to be obedient, adoring, clever and quiet. The perfect child does what they are told, and when mum and dad are busy doing what mums and dads do, they turn on the TV or escape to their room. They clean the room, of course, and sleep all through the night. That is what creates parental bliss.

If this competition continues, Junior will become so overindulged that a teddy bear companion will not be enough to satisfy. Teachers will have to send home more exotic pets, and parents will have to escalate their attempts to amuse these ever-new and more demanding playthings. Before we know it, mothers and fathers will be forced to entertain African elephants or a Bengal tiger at the dining table. And God only knows what THEY will eat for dinner.

Probably the children.

“Pamper The Teddy And Spoil The Child.”

– Lynn Ruth and Dr. Spock

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NBC’s Hannibal

Bloody good telly ...

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ast week, I touched on certain shows that tend to be, for want of a better word, “bloody”. Not “bloody” in the “oh, that’s a bloody good show” context, but more in the literal sense of “there’s a lot of actual blood in that programme”. For example, Game Of Thrones sees a massacre take place at a wedding, Dexter is about a blood splatter analyst serial killer, and if I had a penny for every death Walter White caused in Breaking Bad I would have £1.86 (according to Wikipedia).

I’ve always had a bit of an addiction to this type of entertainment. Does this make me sick? I don’t know why, but there is a thrill that comes with watching intense, nerve-shredding scenes in which one of our fellow human beings is under threat. It’s not that I’m wishing it upon anyone in reality, it’s just fun to sit in front of the screen and get lost in a good chase scene or watch a murder mystery unravel.

My DVD collection consists of films such as Scream and Saw and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. On the shelf below that, you’ll find psychological blood baths such as Black Swan and The Skin I Live In. And below that is She’s All That. I think things admittedly got a tad silly when movies such as Saw and Hostel hit the cinemas. I won’t pretend that I am not morbidly entertained by them, but they are pretty horrid. And this is what makes a certain category of people go “tut”.

TV has entered a new era though, where it has taken society’s desire for “There is a thrill blood-curdling screams and translated it that comes with into weekly televised viewing in a beautiful way. Classic horrors such as watching intense, Silence Of The Lambs and Dawn Of The Dead are now weekly series, in the form nerve-shredding of Hannibal and The Walking Dead – and these shows are fantastic. The former is scenes” utterly grotesque with its human-eating lead character, but the way the cooking scenes are shot makes me less offended by the idea of preparing a human spleen with poached eggs, fennel and hollandaise sauce. The latter is all about the relationships between the characters. Sometimes a zombie doesn’t even appear in an episode, because we are too busy learning about someone's back-story – pre-apocalyptic deadly outbreak.

Nonetheless, the snobs out there will still be “tutting”. But, snobs, you don’t fool me! I know that after Gardener’s World you’ll flip the channel over to Silent Witness to encounter a less gratuitous artistic expression of murder, death and trauma. It’s the same content, there are just more people milling around pristine refrigerated laboratories with white doctors’ coats on, and an Oxford degree pinned up in the background.

And then there’s the sneaky little lot who bust out the dark chocolate on a winter’s night and get their cheeky fill of Midsomer Murders. The older generation who tut at Hollywood’s slashers and torture porn would do well to check themselves next time they sit down to watch a show about one supposedly quaint district in rural England that has witnessed roughly 250 killings over a 16 year period. One of which happened with a wheel of cheese.

Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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ONLY JOKING!

Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

Nick switches the Sat Nav on.

20,000 DAYS OF NICK Another excerpt from Nick Cave’s new docu-drama, 20,000 Days On Earth.

Scene: Nick is driving along a street at night. Kylie Minogue is in the back seat.

NICK: Strewth! Look, I know what I'm doing, okay? We just need to take the next right and we'll be there.

KYLIE: I think we're going the wrong way.

NICK: Put a sock in it, Minogue! We are not going the wrong way! Bloody backseat drivers!

KYLIE: Nah, we should have taken the first left back there after the garage.

NICK: Er ...

KYLIE: Oh for god's sake! Give me the map.

NICK: All right – here.

KYLIE: (Looking at map) Nick, we're in London. This is a map of Brisbane.

Nick takes the next right.

I need a wee

Ah, bloody hell, Minogue!

SAT NAV: (In Homer Simpson voice) Please input destination.

KYLIE: You've got a Homer Simpson Sat Nav voice?

NICK: It's er ... for the boys. Now let me just put the postcode in.

SAT NAV: Take the next left and travel for approximately fifty metres.

Mmmmm, doughnuts!

NICK: Heh hey. Good old Homer.

KYLIE: Nick?

NICK: Yeah?

KYLIE: I need a wee.

NICK: Ah bloody hell, Minogue. Why didn't you go before we left?

KYLIE: I didn't need to go then.

NICK: Ah jeez – all right, I'll try and find a dunny.

SAT NAV: You are going the wrong way. Doh! NICK: Shut it, Simpson!

An occasional series in which we struggle to remember the original, simple, once common terms that have been abandoned in favour of overblown abominations.

WHAT WE SAY NOW: “In addition to...”

Very much of the “As-I-wasproceeding-in-a-westerlydirection” style befitting a music hall comedy policeman, this swollen ornament is now common usage. Eg. “In addition to being a sex pest, I am also a war criminal.”

WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Besides, as well as ...”

In & Out Special old, not-fondlyremembered daytime TV edition

In • The Sullivans • Robert Carrier’s ‘Food, Wine and Friends’ • Afternoon Plus • Looks Familiar • Quick on the Draw

Out

• About Britain • The Beachcombers • Farmhouse Kitchen • Songs of Praise (Tuesday repeat) • Crown Court

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WHAT WE USED TO SAY

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NICK: It is? Well no wonder we're bloody well lost.

KYLIE: Can't ya put the Sat Nav on?

NICK: No, it's er ... broken.

KYLIE: Ah bloody hell Cave, if we don't get there soon we're going to be late.

NICK: All right, all right ...

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Inspired by the long-running TV show of the same name, The Good Old Days is a variety show celebrating the music and dance of the Victorian and Edwardian eras – and it’s coming to Eastbourne’s Royal Hippodrome Theatre on Monday 25 August.

Featuring Strictly Come Dancing star, Anton Du Beke, alongside Christopher Molloy and Lee Thompson, The Good Old Days is a loving revival of the music hall tradition. Songs in the show include ‘Oh, What A Beauty’, ‘You Made Me Love You’, ‘Ma, He’s Making Eyes At Me’ and ‘Down At The Old Bull And Bush’.

The audience is encouraged to get involved and dress up in period costume. There’s even a prize for the best outfit. We also have a prize of our

own: a pair of tickets to the show.

For your chance to win, all you need to do is tell us: In which century did the music hall tradition begin?

WIN A COPY OF ALARM GIRL

This week sees the release of Alarm Girl, the debut novel from Brighton-based playwright and lecturer Hannah Vincent. When 11-yearold Indigo and her brother leave England to stay with their father in South Africa, they find themselves living a life of luxury – but one haunted by the silence and mystery

surrounding their mother’s recent death. Shortlisted for three literary awards, this coming-of-age story “crosses continents and generations in its exploration of a young girl’s experience of grief”.

We’ve got five copies of the book to give away to anyone who can answer the following question: What is the largest city in South Africa?

Ó TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE TO WIN, EMAIL competitions@thelatest.co.uk

with the name of the competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to give your name, address and telephone number. Closing date for entries: Monday 18 August 2014.

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L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. They serve the best burgers you've ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. Nothing too complicated. Because in their experience, simple almost always turns out to be best. It’s an ethos that’s also shared by a whole bunch of other wonderful people. From the chefs and waiting staff to the farmers, producers and suppliers who provide such amazing ingredients, they are all united by a passion for outstanding, wholesome local produce.

Coggings & Co, 87-93 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE, 01273 220220, www.coggingsandco.com

Cafes Drury Tea & Coffee

Drury Tea & Coffee specialists offer infinite choices of espresso, filter and cafetiere coffees at their Richardson Road retail store and coffee lounge. The shop is stocked with single origin

Drury Tea & Coffee beans and espresso blends, all of which can be freshly ground for home use. Plus hundreds of green, white and black teas, single estates and loose-leaf specialities. The selection is also available for wholesale, with many Michelin-rated restaurants, cafés, and pubs using these crafted blends. Free deliveries throughout East and West Sussex and the South East coast.

Drury Tea & Coffee, 12-16 Richardson Road Hove, East Sussex, BN3 5RB, 01273 888 600, www.drurysouthern.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Bardsley’s Fish And Chip Shop

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton.

Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere.

The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indianinspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade

pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75.

Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

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Table Pouncer has teamed up with Latest 7 to offer diners up to 50% off their food bill.

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will be carried on, on or from the premises: Sale of Alcohol Any person who desires to make a representation to the grant should send to Assistant Director, Public Safety, Health & Safety and Licensing, Bartholomew House, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JP no later than 14 August 2014 a brief written statement of the grounds of his/her objection. The register and records of applications may be viewed at the above council office during normal office hours; summaries are available via www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/licensing.

It is an offence knowingly or recklessly to make a false statement in connection with an application and the maximum fine for which a person is liable on summary conviction for the offence is currently £5000 [level 5].

Dated this: 21st day of July 2014 *28 days starting the day after applying to the Licensing Authority

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The play, set in the 1980s, has not one but two love stories at its heart. Elderly Jewish immigrants Joe and Elli, who live in Brooklyn, have been married for fifty years and despite constantly bickering, clearly love one another. They share a love of ballroom dancing, and practise their routines for the next big competition.

Then one bitterly cold night, Joe’s long lost brother Billy – who had abruptly disappeared from the couple’s lives many decades before and changed his name in order to completely break from his past – arrives at their apartment unannounced from his vacation in Daytona, Florida.

What can he possibly want from them and what can be gained from this uneasy reunion? When they discover the story behind Billy’s sudden return, Joe and Elli must confront a profound moral dilemma.

Daytona stars the much loved Maureen Lipman, the Olivier winning actress whose extensive credits include Oklahoma! (National Theatre),

Andrew Kay

A Little Night Music (Menier Chocolate Factory) and When We Are Married (West End). Maureen Lipman’s performance in Daytona has been hailed by critics as “mesmerising”, “expert”, “fine and subtle”, and “intelligent”.

Harry Shearer is known to millions as the voice of many different characters for The Simpsons, and also for his role in the hilarious cult classic This is Spinal Tap. The pair are joined by Oliver Cotton, who wrote the play, as Billy.

Don’t miss this hauntingly beautiful story about moral dilemma, personal identity and the relationships that bind us all, when it visits Theatre Royal Brighton as part of a limited UK tour. www.atgtickets.com/brighton 0844 871 7650

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Dairy intolerant After years of dissing food fads ...

Andrew Kay falls foul of a glass of milk

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kay okay, hands up here, I am guilty of being at the marvelous Middle farm. With a visit from a somewhat cynical about people who claim to forager and a butcher, it all went swingingly well. have allergies and food intolerances. Why Later that same week we flew to Guernsey, an confess this now? You may well ask. emotional return for me after a forty year absence.

It all started so well. Our most recent To say I was looking forward to it would be seriously International Chef Exchange underplaying my excitement. brought Chef Tony Leck of The Night one, we dine well at Le “At 11.30pm I Pavilion over from Guernsey. It Petite Bistro. Day two, we filmed was a terrific event at The Ginger Bonner cooking his ICEx was icy cold and Chef Pig, where head chef Semone dinner – more details in my food Bonner was host. We spent a few – and in the afternoon literally quaking” column days here in Sussex filming such we made a trip to film at a farm. joys as the tiny (and excellent) It was idyllic, really peaceful and smoked fish shop on the lower promenade, where so beautiful. At the end of the trip we were offered both chefs were blown away by the quality of Jack fresh milk, raw or unpasteurised milk. and Linda’s salmon and mackerel, and declared I’m not unaware that some people think it is their kippers the best they had ever tried. Later not a good idea to drink this, but it was all so that day we went to the Cider and Perry collection nice, and the interest of the film – much like all

the other weird stuff I down – I accepted a glass, and it was delicious.

That was at about 3.30pm.

By 6pm, I didn’t feel great. I was woozy and running a temperature. I excused myself and had a cold shower and a sleep in preparation for the evening ICEx dinner which I host and compere.

By 7pm I braced myself to meet the crowd and the camera, and I got through ... just!

By 11pm the team were ready to party. I was not. I had an obvious fever and felt grim so I made my excuses, reluctantly, and went to my room.

At 11.30pm I was icy cold and shaking, not shivering but literally quaking. I thought I could weather it, but within a few minutes I got sensible and realised it was serious. I called the concierge, who acted fast and called an ambulance, and by midnight I was in A&E. The following few days were about as scary as it gets. From A&E I was moved to a private room, but at 7am the quakes returned and I was dashed up to Intensive Care where I spent the next three days being closely monitored.

I’m back – a little thinner and feeble, and shocked. Twice in those few days my body started to shut down; that’s the ‘nice way’ the doctors described it. It was scary as all hell, and I am so grateful to the entire team at The Princess Elizabeth Hospital in Guernsey and to my friend Mr M, who stayed with me through the worst of it.

All from a glass of milk! I hasten to add that nobody else got sick, just me, so it must have been a food allergy or intolerance, or me picking up a bug at some point that day.

Needless to say, I will not be drinking raw milk again. It’s simply not worth it.

Follow me: @latestandrew

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks Carne Griffiths’ solo show, Adele in Ibiza, Eastbourne Pier up in flames & Michael Fish

ESCAPIST ART

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ot off the press for all you art lovers out there – the amazingly talented Carne Griffiths has just announced he will be doing a solo show at Ink_d opening on 6 September, so there’s plenty of time to put it in your diary.

Carne, now based in East Sussex, works primarily with calligraphy inks, graphite and unusual liquids such as tea, brandy and vodka. His fascination with drawing focuses on the manipulation of the drawn line and he explores human, geometric and floral forms in both literal and abstract translation. Images are recorded in a ‘dreamlike’ sense, and his work creates a journey of escapism which focuses on scenes of awe and wonder.

Originally from Liverpool, Carne graduated from the Kent Institute of Art and Design in Maidstone in 1995. After completing a one-year KIAD fellowship and moving to London, he served an apprenticeship at the longest established gold wire embroidery firm in the world, eventually becoming the creative director after 12 hard-working years. Carne produced intricate designs that were used for the uniforms in the films Valkyrie and The Last King Of Scotland, and his ‘Red Death Coat’ was used in The Phantom Of The Opera. His floral designs for Asprey were included in their first ever catwalk collection.

Since establishing his own studio in 2010, Carne has exhibited in the UK at the London Original Print Fair at the Royal Academy, the London Art Fair, and overseas with solo exhibitions in Milan and Hong Kong in 2013, in Ibiza in 2011 and New Orleans in 2010. He also collaborated with British photographer Rankin for a feature in the second edition of Hunger Magazine, in 2012.

Not a show to miss!

SPOTTED

Multi-million selling, Brit, Oscar and Grammy award-winning artist Adele is reportedly on a well-earned holiday in Ibiza. The singer has chosen a lovely six-bedroom villa on the party island, which importantly has the added benefit of affording Adele and her family lots of privacy.

The singer recently brought a privacy case against a photo agency for publishing images of her son, Angelo.

Last week, lawyers acting for the ‘Rolling In The Deep’ singer and her husband, Simon Konecki, settled the privacy case in the High Court in London for an undisclosed five-figure sum.

The agency had taken (and made available for publication) images of the singer and her son in June and November of 2013. Her lawyer told the court the singer was emphatic that her son was not, and must never, be public property. Quite right..!

UP IN FLAMES

We are mourning the devastating loss of the beautiful Eastbourne Pier.

The shocking scenes of the wonderful 144year-old, Grade II* listed landmark going up in flames will have brought a tear to the eyes of many residents and visitors. Thankfully, no one was injured and the fire is not being treated as suspicious.

The fire was battled by crews from the East Sussex Fire and Rescue Service together with RNLI lifeboat crews who, despite a tremendously difficult task, managed to save two thirds of the beloved pier.

NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE

We’ll give the last word to weather presenter Michael Fish, who was born in Eastbourne, and who tweeted: “Devastated. My childhood up in smoke.

Eastbourne’s pier must be rebuilt. It was the most attractive in the country.”

Hear hear, Michael.

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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STARS & TV 13

STARS

A sneak preview of shows from the Latest TV team, online now at www.thelatest.tv & coming soon to Channel 8

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

With a lot of Leo and a full Moon in eccentric Aquarius, it’s going to be a dramatic week. When clever Mercury makes a conjunction to the Sun, this will kick start a creative process of great solar expression. Your ruler is still in covert Scorpio, keeping your cards close to your chest.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

Strong family values bring you closer to contentment than you’ve been in a long time. You may in fact want to spend more time at home or with those close to you, as surface issues mean less. A partnership needs firm boundaries to feel secure.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Without a shadow of a doubt there’s a lot that begins now, which sets a most upbeat and exciting tone. Your connections are going to triple under the expansive embrace of Jupiter’s move into gregarious Leo. You will receive some very good advice this week.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

Work, rest & play

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Behind the scenes of Latest TV with Jay Legate

Jupiter has now moved out of your sign. It’s not that all the good fortune has left you, but rather, any inflated sense of self may gradually deflate, leaving the real you to face the music. Jupiter may now inflate your wallet.

As Jupiter sweeps you up into the spirit of enterprise, a great many experiences are waiting for you. This is part of a twelve year cycle which will always hold good fortune. The full Moon in your opposite sign promises relationship illumination.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

It seems as if your dream world is coming alive, so no wonder you feel the urge to rest more than usual. You do need it though, but rest and relaxation can only work for you if you allow it to be guilt free. The full Moon tears you out of your daydreams and into the world of duty.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

It’s all about your future and your dreams. There’s a sense of coming together amongst like minded people, and re-igniting the fire in your belly for collaborative and personal ambitions.

As go-getter Mars has moved into your house of finances, you can initiate positive developments.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

This is the beginning of a hugely profitable and expansive time for you, professionally. You should be optimistic about progress and take a leap (or two) of faith. In the short term, sexy Mars, your co-ruler, ignites your appetite for hidden desires. Enthusiasm is key.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

There’s no doubt, as this week culminates in your house of philosophy and mind expansion, that it will herald a new growth spurt in this area. Seeing the bigger picture helps you move beyond boundaries into a more fulfilling arena of expression.

There could be romantic surprises too.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Deep rooted behavioural patterns can be explored as the emphasis is on looking deeper into what might have been previously unconscious. Sometimes it is through the inevitability of confrontations that one is able to explore these depths; the purpose is self knowledge.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

This week’s full Moon is in your sign, and with so much activity in your house of partnerships, you cannot avoid the stark differences between self and other. However emotional and apparently irrational, the Moon can illuminate hidden dimensions which are inherent in relationship dynamics.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

You may have been operating at a higher output than usual, throwing yourself into your work on a daily basis with gusto.

Yes, you’re a cosmic brain child, but you’re also only human.

As the full Moon approaches, find a way to get some time out.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

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ith only a matter of days now until Latest daunted, it’s a huge project this year. But I’m TV goes live, the level of excitement also thrilled because I know those kids are (and height of my hair) is reaching going to absolutely shine.” astronomical proportions. We’ve been the Meanwhile, in a far more sports-related busiest of bees, as ever. I took a brief departure setting, Joseph ‘The Gunn Show’ was juggling from Latest Sport to help film The Vote. cameras at Moulsecoomb Leisure Centre for First, to Hove Park School with a group of the final wheelchair rugby session of the Take A-level students with far more insightful views Part Festival. While I can categorically confirm than I had at that age! Then, on to Hove Town Joseph can juggle cameras, please don't ask Hall where Latest TV's Frank Le Duc was grilling him to show you, he's very shy.

Peter Kyle from the Labour Party, Green Great Britain wheelchair rugby officer Paul councillor Geoffrey Bowden and Cllr Geoffrey Arnold hosted the event, designed to inspire Theobold, Tory leader of the opposition. Now, people to come down and try something new. you’ll have to forgive me – in the picture above “We’ve been working with Brighton and Hove you can see I’m struggling not to laugh. Can I Council as part of the Take Part Festival of Sport be blamed if I was tasked with filming two and this is an opportunity for the people of councillors called Geoffrey and wasn’t able to Brighton to come and have a go at wheelchair stop the Toys R Us theme tune from looping in rugby, which is a new sport to the area.” my head? I don’t think so.

Mayor Brian Fitch attended No rest for the wickedly busy, the session to give his I was then off to Downs Junior and even had a go “There’s millions support, School on Ditchling Road in one of the wheelchairs – because they’ve celebrated the of Geoffreys all sufficed to say we won't be end of their school year in style, seeing him competing and teamed up with a Kenyan under one roof ...” anytime soon! But sadly, the school to showcase a musical numbers at the session were about the illegal slave trade. quite low. Shanni Collins from Lizzie Jago from Braeburn School in Nairobi the Brighton and Hove Council shared her constructed the narrative for Albatross, based thoughts: “We’d hope for more and more on the life of her ancestor Bishop Charles people to take it up. I think with a new activity Smythies. Set in the late 1880s in Zanzibar, it’s a slow burner, word of mouth, taking the East Africa, it tracks the struggle to eradicate risk to try something new.” Time will tell if the black market slave trade. this fun and exciting new sport will take off.

The cast for Albatross was composed of Judging by the enthusiasm shown by the pupils from both schools and it has clearly been participants, as long as numbers increase, a bonding experience for all involved as Minnie, wheelchair rugby might just be for everyone.

11, describes: “In the playground at lunch times So, that’s another week in the life of Latest we all eat lunch together and it’s really nice to Sport! As much as you love hearing what we’ve make friends with people from different been up to (ahem) it won't be long now until countries who may live different lives from us.” we'll be on your televisions every day.

Downs Junior School’s music teacher, Anna Rusbatch, composed the music and, while she admitted being nervous about the performances, Follow me: LatestTVBtn she is very proud of the children. She said: “I am

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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TOP 20

Another week and another great music chart for you!

Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 The Black Fields The Fighter 2 DIRTY WEEKEND in Brighton ‘FRANKIE’ 3 DIRTY WEEKEND in Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 4 The Last Cry Rebekka 5 tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT) 6 DIRTY WEEKEND in Brighton BEN SHERMAN (Style man from Brighton) 7 Swarf Parlour Tricks 8 Osaro and RJ LOVIN U 9 The Speak Beautiful People 10 Freudstein Sister Sleaze 11 Freudstein Misadventures Gary Hughes Remix 12 The Speak You Say 13 tenek Submission – Radio Edit 14 Vortex Generator Regenerate

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Bookings

DOGGONE FUN!

PERFUME GENIUS

The Haunt, 26 November 2014, £12/10, 01273 709709, www.seetickets.com/event /perfume-genius-special-guets /the-haunt/805708 Seattle-based, lo-fi, chamber pop musician Perfume Genius creates haunting melodies and though provoking lyrics.

BEN WATT TRIO

Komedia, 5 November 2014, £17/15, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia/brighton Musician, producer, writer, DJ, luminary Ben Watt returns as a trio, bringing us his latest album Hendra (a collaboration with Bernand Butler, featuring a guest appearance

by David Gilmour).

DAVID O’DOHERTY HAS CHECKED EVERYTHING

Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 16 October 2014, £15/13, 01273 709709, www.brightoncomedyfestival.com The forgotten Sugababe, the bad boy of Zumba, David O’Doherty presents a new show of talking and songs.

Take a ride into the Davidzone. Part of the Brighton Comedy Festival.

MADNESS

Brighton Centre, 2.30pm & 6.30pm, 6 December 2014, £45/35/32.50/17.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk British legends Madness have announced TWO performances of their UK tour, ALL FOR THE M.A.D.H.E.A.D. at The Brighton Centre, including a matinee.

WARNING! CONTAINS NERDITY

The Old Market, 16 September 2014, £12.50/10.50, 01273 201801, www.theoldmarket.com Hosted by Festival of the Spoken Nerd’s own geek songstress Helen Arney, with guest appearances by some of the finest tech-enabled performers from stage, TV and the internet.

SCOOBY DOO – THE MYSTERY OF THE PYRAMID Theatre Royal Brighton, 29 July 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪

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ransforming a much-loved children’s cartoon into a stage show is not without risk, sometimes it’s a formula that just won’t translate. This was certainly not the case of Scooby Doo – The Mystery Of The Pyramid which was a show cleverly adapted for the stage.

Combining physical comedy, roof-raising sing-along, excellent choreography and audience participation, with nods to contemporary culture and popular tunes Scooby Doo – The Mystery Of The Pyramid delivered on every level for ninety solid minutes.

Scooby, Shaggy, Fred, Daphne and Velma delighted the audience as they dealt with mysterious mummies, apparently bottomless tombs and the wrath of the Pharaoh towards the enviable denoument... meddling kids!

Mention must go to Danny Stokes whose perfect invocation of Shaggy was a show stealer.

They say every dog has his day – not the case for majestic Great Dane Scooby and his mystery solving chums!

Stephen King

CREDIBLE LIKEABLE SUPERSTAR ROLE MODEL

We are deep into the woods – a scary, mysterious place where little girls don’t want to be princesses anymore. They just want to join the cast of TOWIE. Depressingly this isn’t a fairy story, but the real world. Bryony Kimmings and her niece set out on a quest to find a role model that we can all aspire to. Like all the best stories, heroes aren’t discovered, but are already within.

We are told emphatically that this isn’t a play for children. However, it really is a play for all our children: all our daughters, and all our sons. Glorious.

Studio Theatre, Brighton Dome, 24 July 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Andrew Allen

THE WIDOW

The Widow follows the template of how to tell a ghost story.

Remote setting: check. Creepy servants: check. Family curse: check. Beautiful young Catherine (Lara Lemon) is lured to a haunted mansion under false pretences and the other inhabitants have a high old time deceiving the poor girl. Lara handles the role of ingénue without having to play it dumb and we are genuinely concerned for her. As the sinister housekeeper, Anita Graham would give Du Maurier’s Mrs Danvers the creeps. There are some real shocks and surprises within this old-fashioned spook story, told in a modern way.

Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne, 26 July 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Martin Baron

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>CLUB HIGHLIGHTS< Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark RIFF TIL YER STIFF Riffs are best served loud, preferably in a dimly lit underground room. Here you’ll hear the heavy end of the riff wedge – from evergreen favourites like Black Sabbath and Melvins, to the obscure thrash and doom metal of Toxic Holocaust and Bongripper.

Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Thurs 7 Aug, 8pm, Free REGGAE SESSIONS Promising an evening of rootical skanking, this newish night

brings you a mix of ska, jungle, dub and reggae. John The Baptist of Platinum Sound continues to capture the summer vibes of the recent reggae resurgence.

Green Door Store, Thurs 7 Aug, 11pm, Free COMET COURSE On the second Friday of every month, Brighton beat maker and producer Caveman Genius probes a rift in space and time with the help of his future beats and forward thinking electronic music.

Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Fri 8 Aug, 9pm, Free

NIGHTOWL The third of Nightowl’s summer showcases sees DJ W!ld, back from his residency at Ibiza’s DC10, ditching his brand of deep and dark house music for some summertime Balearia. Tonight, the Parisian DJ is doing a special three hour set.

Coalition, Sat 9 Aug, 11pm, £10/8/6

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Stephen Jones as Charlie in Stones In His Pockets

STAGE: STONES IN HIS POCKETS A revival of the Olivier award winner comes to Theatre Royal Brighton this September

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tones In His Pockets is the revival of a multi-award winning comedy by playwright Marie Jones, and is coming to Theatre Royal Brighton on 14 September.

The play will embark upon a nationwide tour with original director Ian McElhinney – now starring in the critically acclaimed Game of Thrones – at the helm. The play stars talented actors Conor Delaney and Stephen Jones, who are well known faces to many from various roles on BBC television.

Following its Tony Award nominated run on Broadway, four and a half years in the West End

and on tour, the worldwide success, Stones In His Pockets, is on the road and playing over 60 dates across the UK this autumn.

Seen by more than two million people, the play tells the hilarious and moving tale of a quiet Irish community in the rural town of County Kerry, turned upside down by the arrival of a massive Hollywood movie shoot. The story centers on characters Charlie Conlon and Jake Quinn, who, like much of the town, are employed as extras for the filming. The drama hits high when a local teenager commits suicide by drowning himself, with stones in his pockets,

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after he’s humiliated by one of the film stars from out of town.

The tender story is brought to life by actors Conor Delaney (Game of Thrones, Jack Taylor, The Tudors) and Stephen Jones (Amber, Ripper Street) who play all 15 characters between them – from the cheeky Irish lads intent on stardom, to a Hollywood Goddess, often switching gender and voice with swift dexterity and the very bare minimum of costume changes!

Accompanied by clever and simple set design, the script and considerate performances speak for themselves.

Marie Jones is an award-winning Irish writer whose other credits include Women on the Verge of HRT, A Night in November, Dancing Shoes and Fly Me to the Moon. Marie also works as an actor, and played Sarah Conlon in the Jim Sheridan film In The Name of the Father.

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The Evening Standard has described the play as “deliciously eloquent, a beautifully crafted tragi-comedy,” and the Daily Telegraph called it “an unstoppable word-of-mouth hit.”

Stones In His Pockets is currently in rehearsal and comes to Theatre Royal Brighton on Sunday 14 September 2014 Show begins 7.45pm For tickets, call 0844 871 7650 or visit: www.atgtickets.com/brighton STAGE: CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF Tennessee Williams’ iconic play Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is now in rehearsal at Burgess Hill Theatre Club, following the huge success of A Streetcar Named Desire last year. The last production won a number of awards, including Best Actress, Best Director, and an award for Excellence.

The autumn production, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, is a Pulitzer prize-winner and is said to be the playwright’s favourite.

Director John O’Connor explained: “There are significantly more characters in this play, giving us the opportunity to explore more deeply the themes of human interaction and communication”.

The cast is now in rehearsals, and includes Pollyanna Hollebon taking on the role of iconic leading lady, Maggie, made famous in the film starring Elizabeth Taylor.

Other cast members include long standing theatre club members Jacky Hilary, Samantha Payne, Stephen Payne and Chesney Jones, as well as new members Phil Hawkins, Sean Lusk, and Malcolm Stephens. The Club is keen for its junior members to have experience of productions and this play also sees Maddy Burton and Nyah Payne as junior members of the cast.

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is showing at Burgess Hill Theatre Club, Church Walk, from Wednesday 15th October to Saturday 18th October 2014. The box office will open in September.

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS FILM: THE INBETWEENERS 2 (CERTIFICATE TBC) Dir: Damon Beesley British comedy often falls flat when it makes the leap from series to cinema, but The Inbetweeners Movie was so popular it’s now spawned a sequel – despite the fact it was meant to be the lads’ final outing. This time round they’re going Down Under in search of shenanigans.

Released Wednesday 6 August Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

EVENTS: RURAL DAY & SCRUFFS Countryside awareness and a gorgeous dog show – inclusive of all woofers.

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un outside for all the family can be a difficult balancing act, which is why it’s always a delight when Brighton and Hove present us with such treats as Rural Day & Scruffs Dog Show – raising awareness of the environment, as well as offering those all-important activities to keep the kids active and distracted.

Willowisp, the family and children’s area, will be making crafty things and also offering 'have a go' felt-making and mosaics, plus an eco puppet show too.

And as if that wasn’t enough, there’s also an area for petting guide dogs, chickens and bugs.

And, of course, the totally barking Scruffs Dog Show with

COMEDY: THE KEN DODD HAPPINESS SHOW Possibly one of the most well-loved and longest gigging comedians on the circuit – Ken Dodd brings his 60 years of tickling gags and songs to Eastbourne, ushering in the sunshine even after sunset.

A true legend.

Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, Sun 10 Aug, 7pm, £22/20

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This year’s attractions include 24 market stalls, including conservation and charity information, handcrafts, artist cards, a tombola, children’s clothes, fruit, herbs, and children’s books.

Also this year, there’ll be a retro van with frozen desserts, and a tea tent for drinks and some truly scrummy home made cakes.

rosettes (courtesy of Animal Welfare team), prizes (courtesy of Snaffles bisquits), flowers (courtesy of Kate Langdale) and a trophy (courtesy of Brices). Plus a Dog Behaviour demo, children's games, and Mid Sussex brass band ... all with deck chairs.

What a day out!

Rural Day & Scruffs, Sunday 10 August, St Ann’s Well Gardens, 12–6pm, brunswickfestival.org.uk

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COMEDY: SIMON EVANS: LEASHED Two exclusive pre-tour warm up fundraisers, from Hove’s own upwardly cutting and universally scathing Simon Evans. Twisting reminiscences and aspirations with this critically acclaimed show.

The Old Market, Thurs 7 Aug & Fri 8 Aug, 8pm, £10 EVENT: POP-UP CINEMA Another weekend of outdoor cinema put on by the peeps at Picturehouse. Friday’s film is Lindsay Anderson’s 1960s counter culture classic If..., on Saturday night they’re showing Grease and on Sunday it’s the comedy musical Little Shop Of Horrors.

Lewes House, Lewes, 8-11 Aug, 9.15pm, £9.90/8.90

FILM: GOD’S POCKET (15) Dir: Trish Sie Mad Men’s Roger Sterling turns his hand to directing with this bluecollar crime drama – part tragedy, part black comedy – set in 1978 and based on the Pete Dexter novel.

Your last chance to see Philip Seymour Hoffman in action.

Released Friday 8 August Showing at Picturehouse, Cineworld and Odeon

EVENT: SUMMER FAMILY MAGIC SHOW Treat the kids to a mesmerising magic show with a trio of Sussex magicians, each with a different box of tricks and a different brand of shtick. Arrive early for some close-up magic before the show starts.

Ropetackle Centre, Shoreham, Sat 9 Aug, 7.30pm, £6

ART: JUDI THOMAS Ms Adventures is an exhibition and sale of original drawings by illustrator Judi Thomas, South African born and raised, but now Brighton based. This is her first solo exhibition, featuring some stunning ‘psychedelic’ inspired work.

Ground Cafe, 84 Church Road, Hove, 01273 724709. Until 14 Aug.

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&FILM, ART&EVENTS guitar, and has fought against all the odds to release an album (last year), combining soul singing with delta blues and Jamaican dancehall, and plenty of percussive taps and knocks. Orphaned at an early age but from a musical family that includes the Jamaican soul singer Freddy McKay, he says he had a dream that involved him playing a one-string guitar, and so he took to the streets to busk his way to notoriety.

Prince Albert, Thurs 7 Aug, 7.30pm, £9

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ART: BEN FROST First solo show in the UK for six years for the Australian pop artist, kid kaleidoscopic mash-up paintings taking inspiration from graffiti, collage, photo realism and sign writing.

No Walls, 114 Church Street, 01273 324432. Until 23 Aug.

MUSIC: CHAS & DAVE Good lord, here they are again.

Charles Hodges and David Peacock, the rockney maestros, surprised many last year with the release of their first album in aeons – the rootsy, back-to-basics That's What Happens, a fine album that demonstrated once and for all that these boys aren't just the comic pub act many still think they are.

Concorde 2, Sat 9 Aug, 7pm, £25

MUSIC: BRUSHY ONE STRING Aka Andrew Chin, this man really does play a one-string acoustic

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ealism in the music industry? Not a common commodity, but there is a veritable tidal wave of artists who are quickly grasping the fact that no matter how good you are or how hard you work, the financial rewards are unlikely to be seen. There once was a time that bands used to mouth off about how great they were and how big they would be. Not any more, it seems.

And so there are plenty of bands like Tellison, who, while superb at what they do, have developed an acute awareness that there are other ways to pay the bills than to be a full-time musician. At the same time, they can try to enjoy what they do with love and interest at the heart of it, not some unattainable fantasy that only a few enjoy. “Last year we only did about ten shows,” says lead vocalist and guitarist Stephen Davidson in the middle of his lunch break, “mostly because we were writing and working out how we could still be a band! We’re getting into our late 20s, we have bills and rent to pay.

It's a different approach, but we’re enjoying it. It’s a labour of love. It makes no sense to be in Tellison, we are out of pocket every year...”

Formed in 2003, the band decided to carry on with their university studies at the same time. But, at the beginning, things were looking good. Their debut album Contact! Contact! won much praise for its intelligent and thoughtful power punk pop. It led to their signing with Naim, an unusual but forward thinking indie label that releases music across the board with quality as an overriding ethos (to help pay their bills they have a high-end audio company called Naim Audio). The Wages of Fear came out in 2011, again to much acclaim, but poor sales. “I saw The Wages of Fear (1950s French film noir) out of the blue in a cinema in New York. I was completely blown away. It fitted with the record at the time – trying to make it happen, to get out of having terrible jobs, like phone sales or rubbish collection.”

Despite the refreshing realism that emanates out of Stephen’s mouth, Tellison are still here, have almost finished their third album, and will be road testing the material as part of a forthcoming tour with American singersongwriter Kevin Devine. “For this record we’ve got terrible equipment and bad instruments, but it will be much more our record,” says Stephen, who felt The Wages of Fear was ‘overblown’.

“This record is about failure, or the idea of missed opportunities – it’s quite sad and introspective, lyrically. We’ve all got day jobs now, and we've had to record it in the evenings, at weekends ... for the first record (Contact!

Contact!) I was writing my thesis while in the back of a van, and going back to university straight after gigs. I was exhausted. I’ll never be a top lawyer, but I wouldn't change what we did – it’s a life experience!”

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WHAT’S ON CLUBS & GIGS

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On bass chaos and twee nostalgia

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oming on like a vigilante gang of urban Jawas, MoRkObOt (Green Door Store, Sun 10 Aug) reveal their real-life nerdity by insisting on awkward capitalisation and by being capable of delivering such a super-tight prog-metal onslaught. "Since the dawn of the first galaxies," explains the band's press gumph, "the voice of MoRkObOt resounded solemn MoRkObOt over the saturated atmospheres of the planets in evolution."

Sound like your sort of thing? Instrumental and experimental, this Italian trio make a chaotic sound that repays closer listening: behind the noise and sludge you'll find controlled arrangements and delicate dynamics worthy of a muso jazz band. The one-drummer, two-bassist set-up might mean their sound is limited to the lower register, but we guess this is music that needs to be felt as well as heard.

After a decade of putting out wordy and wonky records for the benefit of a smallish-but-growing following, Kevin Devine (Green Door Store, Wed 6 Aug) cashed in his hard-earned audience with a Kickstarter campaign last year to fund the recording of two new albums. He reached the target in less than a day, eventually raising over twice the amount needed. The resulting albums were pretty divergent, like the double persona of a cracked mind: one was a collection of bouncy noise pop; the other saw Kevin in singer songwriter mode pouring out searching lyrics themed on political and personal crises. These include reflections on Hurricane Sandy and an exploration of Private Manning's bravery in leaking US military secrets: "If it was you, you might wish you'd been born a liar, a coward."

There's an honesty in this Brooklyn singer's music that demands honesty from its listeners.

The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart (Sticky Mike's Frog Bar, Sat 9 Aug) have carved a nice niche for themselves since their first release in 2007 by appealing to people who were still into indiepop and shoegaze bands from twenty years previous. The New Yorkers' third effort came out at the start of the summer and only partially succeeded in putting a defining stamp on the band's sound. You can't pin a direct plagiarism on them – except patches of Heavenly and shades of My Bloody Valentine – but still the band's appeal seems to rely on how much they evoke the era of those bands. A time when guitars were jangly or fuzzed out and vocals were sweet and swooning. Good times.

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t’s a cliché to say we have a bumper week of gigs ahead of us, but honest mum, we do. Absolute banner wavers of all things that are great about old skool hip-hop, De La Soul are allowing us to grace their presence at Concorde 2 on Tuesday. So it’s positive vibes, big smiles, bigger choruses and massive waves of nostalgia all round. Let’s hope the weather keeps up its magic. We are already at the beach, after all.

If you wheedle out the stuffy old men, Wolf Eyes are probably the biggest noise act in the world. Why did they get to such an exalted place in such a competitive market? (And trust us here at Brighton Noise, there are a lot of noise acts.) By being amazing, of course! They are playing at the particularly intimate Sticky Mike’s on Wednesday. Bring earplugs. Although the lovely staff there might spare you a pair if you ask nicely.

Flamingods are at Sticky Mike’s on Thursday. There is a thoroughly exciting scene of post-millennial psychedelia kicking about at the moment, and Flamingods are one of its finest proponents. Accordingly, support comes from Brighton psychhop types Hypnotized and krautrockers Merlin Tonto. Any of these bands are headliner material, so you are getting crazy value for your fiver. The only problem left is – De La Soul is it odd flamingos or gods aflame?

Probably the only true indiepop band that don’t have day jobs, New Yorkers The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart are striking their upbeat but melancholy chords at Sticky Mike’s on Saturday. There is a very good chance you might see a lot of Sticky Mike’s this week.

On Saturday at Concorde 2 there’s none other than the elder gentlemen of pub sing-alongs, Chas & Dave. There is a very American line up to this week.

Well, C&D are about the least American thing there is. They’re so cockney, they sell fruit and unlock phones backstage. Out of habit more than cause they need the nicker, mind.

Much like last Sunday, there is sizzling rockabilly tearing apart the Prince Albert. This week it’s the none-more-ruckus Koffin Kats. They are badass. So badass they come from Detroit. Which is right now turning into a real life post-apocalyptic landscape. They won’t unlock your phone.

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tuesday 5 In The Club BBC1, 9pm This drama follows the lives of six pregnant women and their partners, preparing for the arrival of their babies. Housewife Diane, schoolgirl Rosie, newlywed Jasmin, businesswoman Roanna, midwife Vicky and blog writer Kim all have very different issues to deal with. And with waistbands fit to burst, the drama is on high.

Utopia Channel 4, 10pm If you’re susceptible to a decent conspiracy theory, this is telly drama tailor-made for you.

Following the revelation that her father is alive, Jessica sets off to find him and takes hostage Milner with her. Carvel reveals the true nature of Janus, and confesses the reason he made it selective - it’s tenterhook city!

Sexy Beasts BBC3, 10pm This monstrous show poses a challenge to picky people’s alltoo superficial dating criteria.

Matt is transformed into a dog, and goes on three dates with women who have had their faces disguised using costumes and make up. He has to choose the one he likes best before their true looks are finally revealed.

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6.05am Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 6.35 Wanted Down Under 7.20 Animal Park 8.20 Rip Off Britain: Food 9.05 Food Inspectors 10.05 The Great Property Race 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm My Favourite Political Thinker 12.30 Climbing Great Buildings 1.00 Coast 1.10 My Life In Books 1.40 The Super League Show 2.25 FILM: Picnic (1955) 4.15 Italy Unpacked 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Let’s Do Lunch With Gino & Mel 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Speakmans 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The 21st Question

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Fake Britain Dominic Littlewood reveals the extent of fake goods in the UK. 7.30 EastEnders Mick prepares to face his demons, but will he be able to go through with it? Ian is feeling the pressure and his actions land another Walford resident in trouble.

Kat is delivered a bombshell.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama.

Caring for Adrienne puts Serena’s career in jeopardy, while a stressed Arthur finds himself doubting Zosia’s skills as a doctor, and Mo is taught a lesson by the Darwin team.

9.00 In The Club See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week’s news.

With Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.

11.05 Imagine... Vivian Maier: Who Took Nanny’s Pictures? Alan Yentob presents the incredible story of a mysterious nanny who died in 2009 leaving a secret hoard of thousands of stunning photographs.

Including stories from those who knew her, and those who revealed her unique work.

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6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the nerdy quiz show.

6.30 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo Railways of the Great War. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure Cookery series. The Hairy Bikers tour the birthplaces of favourite Asian cuisines. In this episode they are in Hong Kong, where they discover the secrets of wok chi and cook with a grandma in her tiny kitchen.

8.00 Coast A journey around the coast of the United Kingdom, uncovering stories that have made us the island nation we are today.

9.00 The Secret History Of Our Streets 10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah looks at property and fashion programmes and meets property queen Sarah Beeny, style guru Julien MacDonald, and BBC News’ Robert Peston.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Stuarts In this opening episode, Clare Jackson looks at James VI and I’s attempts to unite Scotland and England under the umbrella of his crown, and persuade his subjects to feel more British.

12.20am Sign Zone: Hive Alive Two-part documentary in which Chris Packham and Martha Kearney reveal the mysteries of the honeybee.

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale There is a shock in store for Donna and Marlon.

8.00 Love Your Garden The team accept the challenge of creating a garden for the Chapman family, whose twin girls suffer from a serious life-shortening condition. The gang get to work creating a formal garden with a sunken safe area for the girls to play in.

9.00 Kids Behind Bars Documentary focusing on some of America’s youngest and most dangerous criminals. Indiana’s Wabash Correctional Facility is home to 40 teens serving terms for up to 65 years for murder, armed robbery and assault. Their childhoods lost, these boys are fighting to come to terms with how one moment of madness has devastated their young lives.

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11.40 Tales From Northumberland With Robson Green Eight-part series in which Robson Green travels across his native county. In episode six, Robson examines how Northumberland’s heritage is being reinvented for a modern age.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2) 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Win It Cook It 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cindy and Dirk are elated to welcome baby Hilton home.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free Kirstie Allsopp helps people transform their homes with furniture that has been sourced for free.

Samantha from Eastbourne wants to give her local authority flat some personality, so Kirstie transforms a dining table using some gaffer tape.

9.00 Undercover Boss Reality show in which high-flying company executives go undercover to ensure their businesses are in good shape.

Rowlands managing director Kenny Black goes undercover at his high street pharmacy. On the frontline he finds overworked staff and life-saving medicines that are out of stock.

10.00 Utopia See highlights.

11.00 Royal Marines Commando School At the Royal Marines’ Commando Training Centre in Devon, the recruits are halfway through their training, at a point where a lot of trainees give up. Dilliway has wanted to be a marine since he was young but faces some tough questions.

12.05am Pokerstars.com PCA 1.00 Hard Knocks 1.55 KOTV Boxing 2.25 Trans World Sport 3.20 British F3 Highlights 3.50 Mobil 1: The Grid Motorsport magazine. Mobil 1 4.15 Ironman UK Bolton 4.45 SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Emergency Bikers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Surrogate’s Terror (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kyle, Mark and Brax enter into a game of bluff.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Henry And Anne: The Lovers Who Changed History Lavish twopart documentary in which historian Dr Suzannah Lipscomb unfolds the extraordinary affair between Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, and asks: was it really love that brought them together - and tore them apart?

8.00 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies An abandoned and painfully thin Labrador puppy is rescued from a filthy house by the RSPCA and the hunt is on to find the owner of a Chihuahua puppy locked up in a car.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A girls weekend away for Finn, Sara and Morgan is cut short when their car breaks down in a small town with a dangerous secret.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am Police Interceptors Observational crime documentary.

The dog unit embark on a desperate manhunt amid fears that a weaponwielding brawler is roaming Lincoln.

1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Wentworth Prison 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x2) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

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Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 7.00 ICC World Twenty20 7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00 Sporting Heroes 9.00 Elite League Speedway 11.00 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 12.00pm ICC World Twenty20 12.30 Sporting Greats 1.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 1.30 Royal London One-Day Cup - Sussex v Durham 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 ICC World Twenty20 12.00am Super League Backchat 12.30 Sportswomen 1.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 2.00 ICC World Twenty20 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 Sportswomen 3.30 Super League Backchat 4.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 5.00 ICC World Twenty20 5.30 Sporting Greats

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7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools (x2) 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Sexy Beasts.

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 A Garden In Snowdonia 8.00 The Bridges That Built London With Dan Cruickshank 9.00 Chivalry And Betrayal: The Hundred Years War 10.00 FILM: The Untrue Story Of Monty Python’s Graham Chapman (2013) 11.20 Human Planet 12.20am A History Of Britain By Simon Schama

1.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 The Cube: Celebrity Specials 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen (x2) 10.50 Celebrity Juice: Saturday Night Takeaway Special 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.35am Animal Practice

8.35am Murder, She Wrote 9.35 Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 The Darling Buds Of May 4.15 Faith In The Future 4.50 Duty Free 5.20 Barbara 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Ghostboat 11.35 The Vice 1.10am World Kitchen

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Revenge 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x3) 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x4) 12.10am The Inbetweeners Go Global 1.15 The 100

11.05am FILM: Edge Of Darkness (1943) 1.25pm Time Team (3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs Australia 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Masters Of Sex 11.20 50 Years Of Bad Sex 12.55am Confessions Of A Male Stripper: First Cut 2.00 Selling Houses

11.00am The Son Of Robin Hood (1959) 12.40pm King Solomon’s Mines (1985) 2.35 Aces High (1977) 4.55 Warlords Of Atlantis (1978) 6.45 Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010) 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.50 Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans (2008) 12.40am Talk To Her (2002) 3.00 Close

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wednesday 6 The Stuarts BBC2, 8pm Were the Stuarts, more than any other, Britain’s defining royal family? It’s fisticuffs for the history buffs as they argue their case – tonight, Clare Jackson looks at how the religious violence of the Wars of the Three Kingdoms shaped British political culture, and the trauma of the years that followed.

Secrets From The Clink ITV1, 9pm Fancy being banged up for the night in a Victorian prison?

Johnny Vegas, Len Goodman and Mariella Frostrup are game, and endure an emotional journey to discover how their own lawbreaking ancestors coped doing time in prison at the turn of the 20th century. Not a fresh sheet or continental breakfast in sight.

Top Gear BBC3, 7pm They’re at it again - a Kia Cee’d comes face to face with eels, curry, a rock legend, a US police officer and a slightly leftfield game of rugby involving a skeptical-looking James May. Formula One darling Lewis Hamilton provides the eye candy and gets a welcome second chance to beat the lap record.

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Wanted Down Under 7.45 Animal Park 8.15 Rip Off Britain: Food 9.00 Talk To The Animals 10.00 The Machine Gun And Skye’s Band Of Brothers 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Life In The Freezer 12.30 Life In The Freezer 1.00 My Life In Books 1.30 Breakaway 2.15 FILM: Mrs Miniver (1942) 4.20 Italy Unpacked 5.20 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Nerdy quiz show.

6.30 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo Railways of the Great War. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure Cookery series. The Hairy Bikers arrive in Thailand, where people say it is impossible to eat badly. They are in Bangkok, they discover why it’s the street food capital of the world and help serve up some school dinners, Thai style.

8.00 The Stuarts See highlights.

9.00 The World’s War: Forgotten Soldiers Of Empire The World’s War: Forgotten Soldiers of Empire.

10.00 Backchat With Jack Whitehall & His Dad Expect candid conversation, family feuds and mustsee moments with this cheeky father and son duo. Jack and Michael meet The Apprentice’s Nick Hewer and UK grime sensation Lethal Bizzle.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Secret History Of Our Streets 12.20am Sign Zone: The Village That’s Falling Into The Sea On thursday 5 December 2013, Hemsby homes fell into the sea during the worst storm surge to hit the East Coast for sixty years. BBC presenter David Whiteley witnessed the drama unfold. Seven months on he returns to find the community still fighting for the survival of their village.

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Let’s Do Lunch With Gino & Mel 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Speakmans 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The 21st Question

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Win It Cook It 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ste puts himself in serious danger.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Double Your House For Half The Money Sarah Beeny helps Ian and Claire, who hope to double the size of their four-bed property and make it a multi-generational home.

9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series. Two nurses hope their second child’s birth will be simpler than their first.

10.00 The Mimic Sitcom about a seemingly unremarkable man with a special talent for mimicry. Keen to create a family for Steven, Martin proposes to Harriet..

10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Comedy version of the words and numbers quiz. Jimmy Carr hosts alongside team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson.

11.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay returns to Zayna Flaming Grill in Redondo Beach and remains unsure if the aunt and niece can run a business together.

12.25am Music On 4: Lovebox Festival 2014 Music, highlights and backstage coverage from Lovebox.

1.20 Heston’s Great British Food 2.15 FILM: Elegy (2008) Drama adapted from Philip Roth’s novel, The Dying Animal. 4.10 Revenge 4.55 River Cottage Bites 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00am Children’s television 7.00 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 On The Yorkshire Buses 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Mind Over Murder (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Premier League Years 12.00pm Fantasy Football Club 12.30 One2Eleven 1.00 Premier League 100 Club 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Premier League Legends 2.30 Premier League Years 4.30 Fantasy Football Club 5.00 Football Gold 5.30 One2Eleven 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 Football Gold 8.00 Football 10.00 FL72 Review: Football’s Richest Prize 11.00 SPL Preview 12.00am FL72 Review: Football’s Richest Prize 1.00 Premier League Years 3.00 One2Eleven 3.30 Premier League 100 Club 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.30 One2Eleven

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming A look at the work of high court enforcement officers, also known as sheriffs, as they strive to retrieve cash for members of the public that are owed money.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake Off Ten home bakers take part in a bakeoff to test their skills and battle to be crowned best amateur baker.

9.00 Operation Wild Reality series.

The officers of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission will do whatever it takes to protect the people and wildlife of Florida.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Who Do They Think They Are?: 10 Years, 100 Shows Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry, discovering secrets and surprises from their past.

11.35 FILM: The Man Without A Face (1993) Starring Mel Gibson, Nick Stahl, Gaby Hoffman.

Compelling drama about a former teacher who has been a recluse since being disfigured in an accident. He is befriended by a lonely 12-year-old boy, who seeks the teacher’s help in qualifying for the military academy attended by his late father.

1.30am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.35 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Paddy worries that Marlon is in too deep. Moira is suspicious of Cain.

7.30 Coronation Street Will Ken revive a hopeless Peter? Furious Jason discovers Todd’s scams.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the classic game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to win up to £30,000 for charity.

9.00 Secrets From The Clink See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Weight Loss Ward Documentary series. Today, we catch up with 31 stone Doreen Thomas on her week long assessment on the weight loss ward. And 66-year-old Jeff Allan weighed in at 36 stone before having a gastric balloon fitted, but lost too much weight too quickly.

11.40 Off The Beaten Track In this episode, Christine Bleakley heads to the back-roads of Herefordshire, where she takes to the River Wye for wild swimming. She gets a crash course in steering a 15-tonne antique traction engine, and guides a working horse to control bracken in one of the county’s many ancient woods.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 Home And Away Sophie refuses to leave Nate alone and begs for his forgiveness.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Documentary. Jason is called to deal with the chaos of a bloody bludgeoning, a runaway driver leads eight police cars on a high speed pursuit along the M1 and Ady gives the drugs dogs a run for their money 8.00 Emergency Bikers Documentary series following the biker police and paramedics of Cornwall, Bristol and Essex.Wingnut assists a woman who is stuck in the mud on the banks of the river Avon and Tom races to help a cyclist.

9.00 World’s Worst Storms Documentary. In Indianapolis, freak winds cause a 32-tonne stage to collapse on top of spectators, hurricane Sandy strikes a small coastal town in New York, and in Illinois, a tornado tears a peaceful neighbourhood to pieces.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with Rylan Clark and Emma Willis.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Yorkshire Ripper: Born To Kill?

Documentary. 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x2) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - England’s Best Days 7.00 ICC World Twenty20 7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Super League Backchat 9.30 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 11.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 12.00pm ICC World Twenty20 12.30 Sporting Greats 1.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 1.30 Royal London OneDay Cup - Kent v Glamorgan 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 Racemax 12.00am Max Power 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 The Ashes– England’s Best Days 3.00 ICC World Twenty20 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 5.00 ICC World Twenty20 5.30 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Greats 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 ATP Masters Tennis 9.00 Sporting Greats 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Surf Unleashed 12.00pm ATP Masters Tennis 1.00 Surf Unleashed 1.30 H20 Series 2014: 2.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 3.00 ATP Masters Tennis 4.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 10.00 Sporting Greats 11.00 Sporting Rivalries 11.30 TBA 3.30am Sporting Heroes 4.30 Sporting Rivalries 5.00 Sporting Greats Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Top Gear. See highlights. 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 FILM: Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.40 American Dad! (x2) 12.25am People Just Do Nothing (x2) 1.25 Sexy Beasts 1.55 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.55 Tulisa: The Price Of Fame

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 A Garden In Snowdonia 8.00 Boycotts And Broken Dreams: The Story Of The 1986 Commonwealth Games 9.00 Art Of China 10.00 Wild China 11.00 Wild Weather 12.00am Madness In The Desert: Paris To Dakar 1.00 Boycotts And Broken Dreams

12.10pm Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Totally You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Through The Keyhole 10.00 FILM: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) 12.10am Celebrity Juice 1.10 Two And A Half Men

8.35am Murder, She Wrote 9.35 Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 The Darling Buds Of May 4.15 Faith In The Future 4.50 Duty Free 5.20 Barbara 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Northern Lights 11.00 The Vice 12.40am A Touch Of Frost

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Revenge 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: The Wedding Planner (2001) 10.05 The Inbetweeners Go Global 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am Suburgatory 12.35 Rules Of Engagement (x2)

11.45am FILM: Guns Of Fort Petticoat (1957) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs Australia 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Man-Eater Of The Congo 10.00 The Island With Bear Grylls 11.05 Dogging Tales 12.20am Week The Women Came 1.25 Man-Eater Of The Congo

11.00am Swiss Family Robinson (1960) 1.30pm Leap Year (2009) 3.25 Anastasia (1997) 5.15 On The Fiddle (1961) 7.10 Bedazzled (2000) 9.00 The Godfather Part II (1974) 12.50am Mistaken For Strangers (2013) 2.20 Black Pond (2011) 4.00 Close

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thursday 7 Scrappers BBC1, 8.30pm Straight talking Terry and glamorous Lyndsay run a multimillion pound scrap empire from Bolton’s Metro Salvage, the biggest scrap metal yard in the north west. But they don’t always see eye to eye - when Lyndsay discovers that Terry’s spent the week’s payroll at a car auction, all hell breaks loose.

Embarrassing Bodies Channel 4, 9pm The famously un-squeamish doctors are in Magaluf to see what a week of boozing has done to the hard partying boys’ bodies.

Dr Pixie helps a man with a serious dimple (and there we go thinking dimples are adorable!), and uses new technology to face her fear of spiders. Try to avoid watching whilst eating dinner ...

Our World War BBC3, 9pm Brace yourselves for a truly realistic drama based on the experiences of British soldiers during WW1. In August 1914, 80,000 troops arrive in southern Belgium. Two lieutenants camping with their men overnight at the Nimy Bridge find out that the Germans may be closer than expected, and panic stirs.

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8.27 BBC News; Regional News 8.30 Scrappers See highlights.

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Actress and national treasure Julie Walters follows her roots back to rural Ireland. On the trail of her great grandfather, Anthony Clarke, Julie’s journey takes her to County Mayo where she discovers Anthony was at the centre of a revolutionary movement fighting for land rights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Motorway Cops Reality series. West Yorkshire’s motorway cops Craig Warner and Dan Kellet discover some men from Iran in the back of a HGV. PCs Andrew Gudgeon and Craig Taylor respond to a call of a crash on the motorway that leads to a manhunt. PCs Michelle Rookes and Brian Harrison arrest a drunk driver.

11.35 FILM: Trust The Man (2005) Starring David Duchovny, Julianne Moore. Romantic comedy about two couples fighting to save their relationships. Can they weather the extra-marital temptations?!

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6.30 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo Railways of the Great War. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure Cookery series. The Bikers meet a coconut-picking monkey, head out to sea during the monsoon for what turns out to be a rather nerve-wracking fishing expedition, and they cook their own jungle curry for a remote hill tribe.

8.00 A Bear With A Bounty – Natural World Wildlife documentary.

9.00 The Honourable Woman One woman struggles to right her father’s wrongs in a world of conspiracy and espionage.

10.00 QI Stephen Fry and Alan Davies are joined by guests for a compilation of favourite moments.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The World’s War: Forgotten Soldiers Of Empire The World’s War: Forgotten Soldiers of Empire.

12.20am Sign Zone: Nick & Margaret: Too Many Immigrants?

Nick Hewer and Margaret Mountford return - the UK-born citizens discover the impact the immigrants have on public services like schools and the NHS before deciding whether they are a ‘gain’ or ‘drain‘ on Britain.

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Let’s Do Lunch With Gino & Mel 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Speakmans 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The 21st Question

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ross puts Donna in danger.

7.30 Do You Let Your Kids Play Out?: Tonight Fiona Foster investigates whether today’s youngsters really are at more risk than previous generations.

8.00 Emmerdale Jai resorts to blackmail.

8.30 Harbour Lives Ben Fogle meets an expert forager who takes him on a culinary seaside journey along the beautiful Ossmington Mills.

9.00 Kids With Cameras: Diary Of A Children’s Hospital First in a three-part series in which the young patients of Newcastle’s Great North Children’s Hospital are given cameras to record their experiences. Isaac has been stuck in hospital for 41 days without any solid food and would now do anything for a bacon butty. 8year-old Amelia is receiving treatment for juvenile arthritis.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Benidorm When Donald takes a funny turn in the aqua-aerobics pool, Mateo is in a spot of bother and has to ask Les/Lesley for help.

11.40 The Chase Quiz show hosted

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12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Do You Let Your Kids Play Out?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Children’s television 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 IPC European Swimming Championships 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Win It Cook It 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Crossed wires lead to a stunned Sinead having to break terrible news to Tony.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year As the competition to find Britain’s best shed reaches its climax, George Clarke and his fellow judges look at the final groups of shortlisted sheds battling for a place in the final.

George also visits last year’s winner: an upside down boat shed.

9.00 Embarrassing Bodies See highlights.

10.00 First Time Farmers Documentary series lifting the lid on the lives of 12 ambitious young farmers across Britain.

11.05 Child Genius Documentary series following the lives of 20 gifted children growing up in Britain and their progress through a competition run by British Mensa. Sophie’s dinner lady mother takes a relaxed approach to her child’s brilliance.

12.05am One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series.

Two nurses hope their second child’s birth will be simpler than their first.

1.05 Embarrassing Bodies 2.00 Dolphins: Born In The Wild 2.55 Food Unwrapped 3.25 Supermarket Wars: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.55 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.00 IPC European Swimming Championships

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6.00am Children’s television 7.00 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Ultimate Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Husband She Met Online (2013) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate’s past catches up with him as Sophie makes her situation clear.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of the first day’s play of the fourth Test between England and India from Emirates stadium, Old Trafford. With commentary and analysis.

8.00 The Killer Next Door: The Last Hours Of Joanna Yeates – Countdown To Murder Crime documentary series charting in forensic and chillingly accurate detail the last days leading up a horrific killing from the perspective of both murderer and victim. This episode focuses on the murder of 25-year-old landscape architect Joanna Yeates, who disappeared Christmas 2010.

9.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Brittany Murphy Documentary series. Forensic pathologist Dr Richard Shepherd re-examines the controversial death of Hollywood sweetheart Brittany Murphy.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. Presented

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12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 On The Yorkshire Buses 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x2) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

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Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - England’s Best Days 7.00 Boots ‘n’ All 8.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 10.00 LIVE International Cricket 7.00pm Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 7.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 8.00 International Cricket 9.00 The Verdict: England v India 10.00 The Pistorius Trial 10.30 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.30am WWE NXT 1.30 Ringside: Chris Eubank Special 2.30 International Cricket 3.30 The Verdict: England v India 4.30 International Cricket 5.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 Sporting Rivalries 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 ATP Masters Tennis 9.00 Watersports World 10.00 GAA Championship Review 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Surf Unleashed 12.00pm ATP Masters Tennis 1.00 Racemax 1.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 2.00 Alpari World Match Racing Tour 3.00 ATP Masters Tennis 4.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 10.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.30 TBA 3.30am ATP Tour Uncovered 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 Sporting Rivalries: Ali v Frazier 5.00 Sporting Greats Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Snog Marry Avoid? (x2) 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Our World War. See highlights. 10.00 Cuckoo 10.30 Siblings 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Cuckoo 1.00 Siblings 1.30 EastEnders (x2) 2.30 Sexy Beasts 3.00 Our World War

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Proms Masterworks: Mozart And Beethoven 9.15 A History Of Britain By Simon Schama 10.15 Francesco’s Italy: Top To Toe 11.15 Chivalry And Betrayal: The Hundred Years War 12.15am Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History 1.15 The Joy Of (Train) Sets

1.45pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.05 Celebrity Juice: Parallel Juicyverse Part 1 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.55 Animal Practice

10.55am A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 The Darling Buds Of May 4.15 Faith In The Future 4.50 Duty Free 5.20 Barbara 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 The Children 11.00 The Vice 12.40am A Touch Of Frost 2.25 ITV3 Nightscreen

6.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Suburgatory 9.30 The Inbetweeners 10.00 Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy 2: Tales From Painted Hawaii 10.35 The IT Crowd 11.00 New Girl 11.35 The Mindy Project 12.05am 2 Broke Girls

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friday 8 The Dales ITV1, 8pm Adrian Edmondson’s back with more stories of summer in the lives of the people living and working in the Yorkshire Dales.

He revisits Ravenseat Farm to see how the Owens are doing after a harsh winter, and meets Miss February from THAT famous WI calendar. Those country folk are a daring lot.

The Singer Takes It All Channel 4, 9pm Running the old-school game show conveyor belt format to its ultimate extreme, Alan Carr presents this live singing, er, ‘exhibition’, where the home viewers are in control. Singers chosen by viewers perform on an 18-metre moving track, and votes decide whether or not they win a cash prize. Didn’t they do well?

Cuckoo BBC3, 9pm The comedy series returns. Two years after Cuckoo went missing in the Himalayas, presumed dead, Ken and Lorna are about as far from experiencing empty nest syndrome as it’s possible to be.

Did somebody say ... freedom?!

But the arrival of stranger, Dale (played by Twilight’s Taylor Lautner), threatens the peace.

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Wanted Down Under 7.50 Animal Park 8.20 Rip Off Britain: Food 9.05 The Big Allotment Challenge 10.05 First Time On The Front Line 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Life In The Freezer 12.30 Life In The Freezer 1.00 My Life In Books 1.30 Breakaway 2.15 FILM: Lust For Life (1956) 4.15 Italy Unpacked 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo Railways of the Great War. 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure Cookery series. Japanese is the Bikers’ all-time favourite food and they fulfil a lifetime’s ambition to visit this incredible country. Si finds himself lost in translation at a manga cafe when he has to wear kitty ears.

8.00 Mastermind The hunt for the nation’s Mastermind gets under way once more. 96 contenders start the journey towards the final but only one will be crowned Champion.

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9.00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice Ten home bakers test their skills and battle to be crowned best amateur baker.

9.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

10.00 Edinburgh Nights With Sue Perkins 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 FILM: The Lady (2012) Starring Michelle Yeoh, David Thewlis. Biopic of the inspirational life of the Nobel Peace Prize winner Aung San Suu Kyi. 1.10am Sign Zone: The Fifteen Billion Pound Railway Charting the progress of Crossrail – London’s new Underground.

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Let’s Do Lunch With Gino & Mel 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Speakmans 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The 21st Question

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2) 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Win It Cook It 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will Cindy turn to serious crime to achieve her happy ending? Holly becomes concerned about her mum’s behaviour.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Million Pound Drop Davina McCall hosts the game show in which contestants are given a million pounds at the start of the show but then face tough questions in order to hold on to the cash.

9.00 The Singer Takes It All See highlights.

10.00 The Last Leg Comedy show which takes an offbeat look at significant events from the past seven days. Noel Fielding joins in.

10.50 Virtually Famous Comedy panel show hosted by Glee star Kevin McHale, which celebrates weird and wonderful online sensations.

11.40 FILM: The Dilemma (2011) Starring Vince Vaughn, Kevin James and Queen Latifah. Comedy. A man struggles when he discovers his bestfriend’s wife is having an affair – it could destroy their friendship and their fledgling business.

1.30am Derek Ricky Gervais’s bittersweet comedy drama. Derek and the Broadhill gang go on a trip to London Zoo. 2.00 The Inbetweeners USA 2.25 Desperate Housewives 3.05 Revenge 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.45 How To Cook Like Heston 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

6.00am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: After All These Years (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Casey gets his reply from Denny. Sasha finds Matt sleeping on the floor at school and encourages him to ask Leah for help.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of the second day’s play of the fourth Test between England and India from Emirates stadium, Old Trafford.

8.00 On The Yorkshire Buses Documentary. A disagreement over a pay deal reaches crisis point, leading to the threat of industrial action.

However, everyone pulls together for the annual Big Bus Day in Hull which features a few pleasant and unsuspected surprises.

9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction Exclusive highlights of all the latest events from inside the house.

10.35 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

11.35 Stand By Your Man Entertaining dating series. Hosts Brian McFadden and Laura Jackson invite another four eligible bachelors to strut their stuff and bare their souls in a series of challenges in the hope of winning a date with a beautiful girl from the audience.

12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 World’s Scariest Drivers 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Premier League Years 12.00pm Fantasy Football Club 12.30 One2Eleven 1.00 Ringside 2.00 Premier League Legends 2.30 Football Gold 3.00 One2Eleven 3.30 Football League 5.30 Championship 6.30 FL72 Review: Football’s Richest Prize 7.30 LIVE Championship 10.00 Premier League Legends 10.30 One2Eleven 11.00 Football Gold 11.30 One2Eleven 12.00am Championship 1.00 Premier League Legends 1.30 Premier League Years 3.30 Fantasy Football Club 4.00 Football Gold 4.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.30 One2Eleven

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming A look at the work of high court enforcement officers, also known as sheriffs, as they strive to retrieve cash for members of the public that are owed money.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders EastEnders.

8.30 Scrappers Documentary following the couple who run a multimillion-pound scrap empire. Terry has promised Lyndsay that he’ll stay away from car auctions and curb his spending. With Lyndsay watching his every move, Terry has ideas to make the yard more profitable.

9.00 Walter Comedy drama about a world-weary detective and father.

Walter is facing bankruptcy, while at work the appointment of a new chief superintendent coincides with the dramatic death of a serving detective.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 John Bishop Live: Elvis Has Left The Building John Bishop makes the trials and tribulations of everyday life - from parenthood and middle age to supporting football – hilarious.

11.45 EastEnders Catch up on the week’s drama in Albert Square.

2.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 2.15 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rakesh manipulates. Andy gets a nasty reminder of the past. David feels left out of the engagement party.

7.30 Coronation Street Will Peter fight for Simon’s sake?

Lloyd worries over Andrea. Beth has a surprising reaction.

8.00 The Dales See highlights.

8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Doc Martin Comedy drama series about the famously curmudgeonly GP. Mrs Tishell returns to the village. Martin has to work out what is wrong with beachcomber Lorna. Al and Morwenna have an internet dating disaster, and romance is blossoming for Bert and Jennifer.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Duplicity (2009) Starring Clive Owen, Julia Roberts, Tom Wilkinson, Paul Giamatti.

Comedy drama set in the world of corporate espionage. Two spies compete to secure the formula for a baldness-curing product that will bring untold fortune to the company that lands the patent first. As their respective employers resort to increasingly underhand tactics, the spies contend with their mutual attraction to each other.

12.55am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – England’s Best Days 7.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 8.00 International Cricket 9.00 The Verdict: England V India 10.00 LIVE International Cricket 2.00pm LIVE International Cricket 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 International Cricket 9.00 The Verdict: England v India 10.00 The Pistorius Trial 10.30 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.30am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.30 Tight Lines 2.30 International Cricket 3.30 The Verdict: England v India 4.30 International Cricket 5.30 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Greats 8.00 ATP Masters Tennis 9.00 WWE: Raw 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Surf Unleashed 12.00pm ATP Masters Tennis 1.00 Sporting Rivalries 1.30 Sporting Greats: Usain Bolt 2.00 Surf Unleashed 2.30 Sporting Rivalries 4.00 Sporting Greats: Usain Bolt 4.30 Sporting Rivalries 5.00 ATP Masters Tennis 6.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 10.00 Sporting Rivalries 11.00 Sporting Greats 11.30 Sporting Rivalries 12.00am Live ATP Masters Tennis 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 Sporting Rivalries 5.00 Sporting Greats Louise Bevan

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saturday 9 Tumble BBC1, 6.30pm The Olympic Games gave us Splash!, now The Commonwealth Games leave us with Tumble – a brand new entertainment show in which ten celebrities compete in a gymnastics challenge. There’s gonna be plenty of ‘ow!’. Hosted

by Alex Jones and featuring the likes of boxing champ Carl Froch and Girls Aloud’s Sarah Harding.

Melvyn Bragg’s Radical Lives BBC2, 9.15pm Melvyn Bragg doesn’t half pick ‘em – being all clever and that, when he says someone has ideas with repercussions that last centuries, you kind of believe him. This week’s revelationworker under the microscope is 18th century radical political writer Thomas Paine. Marvellous.

Touch Of Cloth III: Too Cloth For Comfort Sky1, 9pm The spoof crime drama from the pen of arch cutter-with-words Charlie Brooker returns for a third helping, with more shouty detective work on the part of John Hannah. This time the case is very close to home as he’s investigating the murder of his own estranged brother.

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6.25am FILM: The Falcon And The CoEds (1943) 7.30 FILM: The Falcon Out West (1944) 8.35 The Living Planet 9.30 Sweets Made Simple 10.00 Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo (x4) 12.00pm Railways Of The Great War With Michael Portillo 12.30 Rick Stein’s India 1.30 John Mills: Talking Pictures 2.05 FILM: We Dive At Dawn (1943) 3.40 Flog It! 4.00 A Bear With A Bounty – Natural World 5.00 Cycling: Women’s Grand Prix 6.00 Great War Diaries Historical.

7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrity TV couple Fern Britton and Phil Vickery take a roadtrip around Devon with antiques experts Mark Stacey and James Braxton. All profits made go to Children in Need.

8.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Godfrey and Walker are trapped inside the pumping station when it is hit during an air raid. They wait for the platoon to rescue them – but then a main pipe begins to leak.

8.30 Proms Extra 2014 Katie Derham hosts Proms Extra, the weekly Proms magazine show. Katie is joined by Sir Willard White and two stars performing at this year’s Last Night of the Proms, conductor Sakari Oramo and violinist Janine Jansen. Highlights include music by Richard Strauss and there is an exclusive preview of John Taverner’s Requiem Fragments.

9.15 Melvyn Bragg’s Radical Lives See highlights.

10.15 QI XL Quiz show. Stephen Fry looks at a complete kaleidoscope of K-topics with Liza Tarbuck, Susan Calman, Sandi Toksvig and Alan Davies.

11.00 FILM: Seraphim Falls (2006) Starring Pierce Brosnan, Liam Neeson, Michael Wincott, Anjelica Huston. Western action thriller.

12.45am FILM: Mother’s Boys (1993)

6.00am Pat & Stan 6.10 Pat & Stan 6.20 Pat & Stan 6.25 Dino Dan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.50 Canimals 6.55 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Nerds & Monsters 7.25 Nerds & Monsters 7.40 Mr Bean 7.55 Chowder 8.10 Chowder 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Hungry Sailors 10.25 Murder, She Wrote: The Last Free Man 12.15pm ITV News 12.20 Storage Hoarders 1.20 The Unforgettable Ernie Wise 2.20 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.25 All Star Mr & Mrs 4.25 FILM: Housesitter (1992) 6.20 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 The Guide To You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill reveals the clips that make Framed fantastic.

7.45 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard presents another celebrity edition of the gameshow.

Chance, luck and nerves of steel all count as impressionist and comedian Jon Culshaw, television presenter Jenni Falconer and Dancing on Ice judge Jason Gardiner try to win £20,000 for charity.

8.45 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents the popular gameshow. Casualty’s Patrick Robinson and his family compete against The X Factor’s Rylan Clark and his clan to win thousands of pounds for their chosen charities.

9.45 FILM: Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1997) Starring Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness. The first to be filmed of George Lucas’s epic sci-fi series, revamped with new scenes and special effects by the director in 1997. In a galaxy far, far, away.

10.40 ITV News; Weather 10.55 FILM: Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1997) “...bolt the doors... and hope they don’t have blasters”. Concluding part.

12.30am The Cube 1.20 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.05am Trans World Sport 7.00 Armoy Road Races 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.55 Frasier 10.25 Frasier 10.55 The Big Bang Theory 11.20 The Big Bang Theory 11.40 The Simpsons 12.10pm The Simpsons 12.40 Speed With Guy Martin 1.40 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality programme.

6.40 Channel 4 News 7.05 Amazing Spaces Shed Of The Year As the competition to find Britain’s best shed reaches its climax, George Clarke and his fellow judges look at the final groups of shortlisted sheds battling it out for a place in the grand final.

8.00 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud hosts the property series following householders as they build their own homes. Kathryn Tyler has designed a Scandinavian-inspired eco house in the beautiful town of Falmouth.

9.00 FILM: Immortals (2011) Starring Henry Cavill, Stephen Dorff, John Hurt, Mickey Rourke, Freida Pinto, Luke Evans. Action film, adapted from Greek mythology. After an army raze his village and kill his mother, a mortal stonecutter chosen

by Zeus forms an army of ruthless warriors to lead the battle against the king and prevent him from gaining the bow of Epirus.

11.10 FILM: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007) Starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Timothy Spall. Tim Burton’s lavish adaptation of Stephen Sondheim’s gothic musical about ‘the Demon Barber of Fleet Street’.

1.15am The Last Leg 2.00 Utopia 2.55 Homeland 4.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Bananas In Pyjamas 7.20 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 City Of Friends 7.55 Little Princess 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.10 Meerkat Manor 10.40 Police Interceptors 11.40 Ultimate Police Interceptors 12.40pm FILM: Rocky IV (1985) 2.30 FILM: Any Which Way You Can (1980) 4.40 FILM: The Sea Wolves (1980) 7.00 Cricket On 5 Highlights of the third day’s play in the fourth Test between England and India.

8.00 World’s Worst Storms Documentary featuring footage of some of the world’s most extreme weather captured by those who survived it. In Indianapolis, freak winds cause a 32-tonne stage to collapse on top of spectators, hurricane Sandy strikes a small coastal town in New York, and in Illinois, a tornado tears a peaceful neighbourhood to pieces.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts as the housemates ruthlessly attempt to seize power, keep it and impose their will on the others. As ever, behind every mirror, multiple cameras will be tracing the housemates’ every move.

10.00 Dangerous Dog Owners And Proud Documentary about people who keep banned and dangerous dogs.

11.05 Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych Rylan Clark and Iain Lee present all the latest debate from the Big Brother house.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Big Brother 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Angels Of Jarm 5.35 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Football Gold 6.30 One2Eleven 7.00 Championship 8.00 Ringside 9.00 Premier League Legends 9.30 Football Gold 10.00 One2Eleven 10.30 Championship 11.30 One2Eleven 12.00pm LIVE Football League 2.30 LIVE IRB Women’s World Cup 5.00 LIVE Championship 7.30 LIVE IRB Women’s World Cup 10.00 Sky Sports News At Ten 11.00 Football League 11.30 Championship 12.00am One2Eleven 1.00 Premier League Legends 2.00 Football League 2.30 Championship 3.00 Premier League Years 5.00 Premier League Legends

6.30 Tumble See highlights.

8.00 The National Lottery: Break The Safe Time is money as three pairs of contestants find out in this quiz against the clock hosted by Nick Knowles. Relationships are put to the test, three pairs start but only one will attempt to Break the Safe.

Includes the National Lottery draws.

8.50 Casualty Medical drama series about the staff at Holby General’s emergency department.

9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys Sitcom. It’s all kicking off in the Brown residence, as Rory and Dino have a bust-up and Mark and Betty announce their imminent departure to Australia. Plus, after a strange phone call from a solicitor, Agnes’ children start to suspect one of them might be adopted. Meanwhile, Father Quinn is back from rehab, but with Agnes having trouble with a mobile phone how long will it be before he goes back in?

10.10 BBC News 10.30 Michael McIntyre’s Showtime Following his two record-breaking shows Live and Laughing and Hello Wembley, Michael McIntyre returns with more energetic observations.

11.30 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League.

12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – England’s Best Days 7.00 International Cricket 8.00 The Verdict: England v India 9.00 Cricket Fever 10.00 Cricket Extra 10.30 LIVE International Cricket 2.00pm LIVE International Cricket 7.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 8.00 International Cricket 9.00 The Verdict: England v India 10.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 11.00 International Cricket 12.00am The Verdict: England v India 1.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 2.00 International Cricket 3.00 The Verdict: England v India 4.00 International Cricket 5.00 The Verdict: England v India

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 Sporting Rivalries 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 ATP Masters Tennis 9.00 WWE: Smackdown 11.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 12.00pm Football Gold 12.30 WWE: Smackdown 2.30 WWE: The Bottom Line 3.30 LIVE GAA - Hurling 5.45 LIVE GAA - Hurling 8.00 LIVEATP Masters Tennis 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Sporting Greats 12.00am Sporting Rivalries 1.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 3.00 Sporting Heroes 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 Sporting Rivalries 5.00 Sporting Greats

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10.00 Psychob***hes 10.30 A League Of Their Own 11.30 Hawaii Five-0 12.30am Cop Squad 1.30 Street Crime ±

7.00pm Doctor Who: The Day Of The Doctor 8.20 Top Gear 9.05 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.35 FILM: Old School (2002) 11.05 Family Guy (x8) 2.00 People Just Do Nothing (x2) 3.00 Sexy Beasts 3.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

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By Myself 1.00 Guitar Heroes At The BBC 2.00 Human Planet 3.00 POP! The Science Of Bubbles

12.45pm FILM: Small Soldiers (1998) 2.55 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 4.40 The Best Of You’ve Been Framed! Animals Special 5.40 You’ve Been Framed Extreme! 6.45 FILM: Back To The Future (1985) 9.00 FILM: The Holiday (2006) 11.45 FILM: Billy Madison (1995) 1.35am The Magaluf Weekender

6.10am World Kitchen 6.35 FILM: Carry On Matron (1972) 8.20 The Royal 9.20 The Royal 10.25 Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer 12.45pm The Railway Children 2.50 A Touch Of Frost 4.50 A Touch Of Frost 7.00 Lewis 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 Bomb Girls 12.00am A Touch Of Frost

2.30pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.30 Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.30 FILM: Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 6.35 Brooklyn NineNine 7.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 8.00 FILM: Twilight (2008) 10.30 The 100 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Virtually Famous

1.40pm Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 2.00 Four In A Bed (x5) 4.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 6.50 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 7.55 Man-Eater Of The Congo 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 The Golden Rules Of Porn 11.40 My Granny The Escort 12.45am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am On The Fiddle (1961) 1.00pm New In Town (2009) 2.50 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid(2011) 4.50 August Rush (2007) 7.00 The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) 9.00 Devil (2010) 10.35 Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans (2008) 12.20am Punch-Drunk Love (2003) 2.10 Snake In The Eagle’s Shadow (1978)

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sunday 10 Tom’s Fantastic Floating Home Channel 4, 7pm It’s the final part in this chronicle of inventor Tom Lawton’s journey to transform a derelict boat into a floating home. So good to have an inventor on board – with this week his creative juices working towards relaxation, not least of which involves a star-gazing sofa.

Want one.

The Great War: The People’s Story ITV1, 9pm Marking 100 years since the outbreak of the First World War, this dramatisted documentary uses original diaries, letters and memoirs from the period to recreate three young people’s very individual and unique war stories. With shock, love, heroism and ingenuity.

Siblings BBC3, 10.45pm Comedy series about a brother and sister whose idiocy and selfishness snowballs to affect everyone in their paths. Dan is bored, simply entertaining himself by eating yoghurt in the bath.

Hannah is sitting pretty at work, until her functioning alcoholic boss is replaced by someone who actually wants her to work.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Escape To The Country 2.00 Cycling: Ride London

6.00am Countryfile 7.00 Alan Titchmarsh’s Garden Secrets 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 Rick Stein’s India 12.50pm FILM: Firecreek (1968) 2.30 Live Rugby League Challenge Cup 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 Flog It!

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Antiques Roadshow The team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations.

8.00 Countryfile The Countryfile team head to the Cotswold County Show in Cirencester for a celebration of the best of rural Britain.

9.00 The Village Historical drama series. Bert is accused of cheating in the annual village race. It’s the word of a farmer’s boy against that of a peer of the realm. The Middletons need the money and Grace is not afraid of a fight.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Community Shield Highlights Angus Scott presents highlights of the Community Shield as Premier league winners Manchester United and FA cup winners Manchester City get an early chance to renew rivalries.

11.10 Live At The Apollo Series of cutting-edge stand-up comedy recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

11.40 FILM: Annapolis (2006) Starring James Franco, Tyrese Gibson, Donnie Wahlberg. Drama about a man from a working-class family who dreams of attending the prestigious United States Naval Academy in Annapolis.

1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

6.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Treasure hunting trip across the UK. 7.00 Tropic Of Capricorn Travel documentary. Simon Reeve travels the Tropic of Capricorn, the line of latitude that cuts across South Africa, South America and Australia.

8.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. Sticky business in the Den: a product using nano suction technology has the Dragons glued.

9.00 James May’s Cars Of The People James May discovers how cars became an everyday part of normal people’s lives.

10.00 FILM: Legacy (2013) Starring Charlie Cox, Romola Garai, Andrew Scott, Christian McKay. Intense and emotionally charged Cold War thriller. As the three-day week, petrol rationing and industrial strife plunge Britain into a state of emergency, MI6 trainee spy Charles Thoroughgood is asked to reconnect with an old university friend, Russian diplomat Viktor Koslov, with a view to ‘turning’ him.

11.30 FILM: The Trench (1999) Starring Paul Nicholls, Daniel Craig, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Danny Dyer. World War I drama evoking the tedium of trench life on the eve of the Battle of the Somme.

1.05am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.00 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Pat & Stan 6.10 Pat & Stan 6.20 Pat & Stan 6.25 Dino Dan 6.35 Dino Dan 6.50 Canimals 6.55 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Nerds & Monsters 7.25 Nerds & Monsters 7.40 Mr Bean 7.55 Chowder 8.10 Chowder 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 May The Best House Win 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 Love Your Garden 12.30pm Long Lost Family 1.30 Columbo: Troubled Waters 3.30 Midsomer Murders 5.35 Tipping Point 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Come On Down! The Game Show Story Four-part series, presented

by Bradley Walsh, which examines the history of the TV game show.

8.00 The Zoo Documentary going behind the scenes at London Zoo in Regent’s Park and its sister zoo at Whipsnade in Bedfordshire. This episode follows the journey of three Sumatran tiger cubs from the moment they are born to the very last time they can be handled by keepers and vets before they grow too big and too fierce. The zoo’s breeding programme for the endangered Humboldt penguin goes into overdrive.

9.00 The Great War: The People’s Story See highlights.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Kids With Cameras: Diary Of A Children’s Ward First in a threepart series in which the young patients of Newcastle’s Great North Children’s Hospital are given cameras to record their experiences.

11.15 Premiership Rugby 7s Highlights Gethin Jones presents the best of the action from the finals of the 2014 Premiership Rugby 7s.

12.15am The Store 2.15 Motorsport UK 3.10 British Superbike Highlights 4.05 Britain’s Best Bakery 4.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 How I Met Your Mother 7.00 Caterham Motorsport 7.30 London Triathlon 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 The Simpsons 3.25 FILM: Step Up 3 (2010) 5.35 Deal Or No Deal 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Tom’s Fantastic Floating Home See highlights.

8.00 The Mill Historical drama set in rural-industrial 19th-century England. Eight months have passed and single Esther is in the final stages of pregnancy. Despite a difficult labour, she finally gives birth to a healthy baby boy.

9.00 Child Genius Documentary series following the lives of 20 gifted children growing up in Britain and their progress through a competition run by British Mensa. Each of the six finalists has chosen a highly complex specialist subject.

10.00 FILM: The Eagle (2011) Starring Channing Tatum, Jamie Bell, Donald Sutherland, Mark Strong, Denis O’Hare, Paul Ritter, Tahar Rahim. Action adventure following a young centurion as he sets out to discover the mystery behind the disappearance of the entire Ninth Legion in the Scottish mountains.

Hoping to restore the reputation of his father, the leader of the legion, he embarks on a quest to find out what happened north of Hadrian’s Wall and to recover the legion’s emblem - the Eagle of the North.

12.15am FILM: Red Cliff (2008) 2.40 First Time Farmers 3.35 The Million Pound Drop 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 5.50 River Cottage Bites

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.15 Olly The Little White Van 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.35 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.10 Police Interceptors 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm Police Interceptors 1.10 FILM: Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol (1987) 2.55 FILM: Baby Boom (1987) 5.05 FILM: The Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep (2007) 7.00 Cricket On 5 Highlights of the fourth day’s play in the fourth Test between England and India.

7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Caught With Their Fingers In The Till In the UK, more employees steal from their employers than anywhere else in Europe.

This programme explores three outrageous stories of thieving staff who brought the companies they worked for to their knees.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts as the housemates ruthlessly attempt to seize power, keep it and impose their will on the others. As ever, behind every mirror, multiple cameras will be tracing the housemates’ every move.

10.00 FILM: Killers (2010) Starring Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Tom Selleck, Catherine O’Hara, Katheryn Winnick. Action comedy. A government assassin decides to give up his dangerous lifestyle when he meets the woman of his dreams, but three years later he discovers that there is a contract on his life.

12.00am Shoplifters And Proud 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 World’s Scariest Drivers 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Angels Of Jarm 5.35 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Premier League Legends 8.00 Football League 8.30 Championship 9.00 Barclays Premier League Legends 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Scottish Football League 3.30 LIVE Championship 6.30 Scottish Premier League 7.30 Goals On Sunday 9.15 TBA 9.30 Championship 10.00 Sunday Supplement 11.30 Championship 12.00am Scottish Premier League 1.00 Sunday Supplement 2.30 Goals On Sunday 4.15 TBA 4.30 Football’s Greatest: # 6 Thierry Henry 5.00 Football’s Greatest: # 3 Clarence Seedorf 5.30 Football’s Greatest

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - England’s Best Days 7.00 International Cricket 8.00 The Verdict: England v India 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.00 LIVE International Cricket 2.00pm LIVE International Cricket 7.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 8.00 International Cricket 9.00 The Verdict: England v India 10.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 11.00 International Cricket 12.00am The Verdict: England v India 1.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 2.00 International Cricket 3.00 The Verdict: England v India 4.00 International Cricket 5.00 The Verdict: England v India

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE Vintage 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 ATP Masters Tennis 9.00 Sporting Rivalries11.00 GAA – Hurling 12.45pm GAA – Hurling 3.00 LIVE GAA – Hurling 5.30 This Week In WWE 6.00 WWE: Experience 7.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 8.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 10.30 WWE Slam City 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am This Week In WWE 12.30 WWE Vintage 1.30 WWE Slam City 2.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 3.00 This Week In WWE 3.30 WWE Vintage 4.30 Sporting Rivalries: Ali v Frazier 5.00 Sporting Greats Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.10 FILM: Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981) 9.00 Our World War 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Siblings.

See highlights. 11.15 Cuckoo 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Sexy Beasts 1.00 Siblings 1.30 Cuckoo 2.00 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm The Sunday Prom: John Tavener Premiere 8.25 Bolsover Castle With Lucy Worsley: Secret Knowledge 9.00 Great Poets In Their Own Words 10.00 Edinburgh Extra 11.00 The Sky At Night 11.30 Horizon: 40 Years On The Moon 12.30am Imagine... Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now

12.35pm America’s Got Talent 2.25 America’s Got Talent: Results 3.20 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 4.55 FILM: Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) 6.50 FILM: Back To The Future Part II (1989) 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.00 FILM: State Of Play (2009) 1.25am The Big Reunion 2014

7.00am FILM: Mutiny On The Buses (1973) 8.50 Heartbeat (x2) 10.55 A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Inspector Morse 3.25 FILM: Holiday On The Buses (1974) 5.05 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 6.20 Columbo: Fade In To Murder 8.00 Lewis 10.00 FILM: The Pianist (2002) 1.00am William And Mary

2.35pm Suburgatory 3.00 The Mindy Project 3.30 New Girl 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 The 100 6.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.55 FILM: The Wedding Planner (2001) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Almost Royal 10.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.35 Virtually Famous 12.25am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

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monday 11 Eastenders BBC1, 8pm The sun may be shining in Albert Square, but there’s still a grey cloud hanging over some its residents - after recent events, Linda struggles to keep her head held high. Stacey’s not faring much better, with a huge decision to make. And long-serving Ian Beale is rattled when he receives an unexpected ultimatum.

Food Unwrapped Channel 4, 8.30pm Hands up who knows this many amazing facts about food? Foodie investigators Jimmy, Kate and Matt travel the globe to find out why British supermarkets can get onions all year round, whether pricey aged steak is worth the wait, and what exactly goes into a stuffed olive. If we said seaweed ... would you believe it?

The Call Centre BBC3, 8pm Bolshy Nev starts a health club to improve the staff’s fitness levels, which leads to some interesting competitive behaviour between rival office workers. Elsewhere in the office, struggling sales agent George gets help to save him from redundancy. Poor George.

As the saying goes, can’t live with Nev ...

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Wanted Down Under 7.50 Animal Park 8.20 Rip Off Britain: Food 9.05 Operation Cloud Lab: Secrets Of The Skies 10.05 Animal SOS 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Climbing Great Buildings 12.30 My Life In Books 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.30 Breakaway 2.15 Italy Unpacked 3.15 Natural World 4.15 Great Continental Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm The Chase 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The 21st Question

6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 Milkshake!

Monkey 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Nanny’s Secret (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

7.00am WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 TBA 9.00 Goals On Sunday 10.45 Premier League 100 Club 12.15pm TBA 1.15 Goals On Sunday 3.00 Premier League 100 Club 3.30 Premier League 100 Club 4.30 One2Eleven 5.00 TBA 6.00 Premier League 100 Club 6.30 FL72 Review 7.30 LIVE Capital One Cup 10.00 Ringside 11.00 TBA 12.00am SPFL Round-Up 12.30 Capital One Cup 1.30 Premier League Legends 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 4.30 Football Gold 5.00 One2Eleven 5.30 Premier League 100 Club

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 Fake Britain Dominic Littlewood reveals the extent of fake goods in the UK. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders See highlights.

8.30 Miranda Miranda isn’t your average girly girl. At 6 ft 1, Miranda gets called Sir once too often, much to the amusement of childhood friend Stevie who manages her joke shop.

9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series. When a British policeman is found murdered in a locked room on the tiny paradise island of Saint-Marie, Detective Inspector Richard Poole is sent to investigate.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

11.20 Who Do They Think They Are?: 10 Years, 100 Shows This one-off special features the shocks, surprises and laughter that have marked 100 celebrities’ extraordinary journeys into their family histories.

12.20am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Eggheads Quiz show.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure The Hairy Bikers tour the birthplaces of their favourite Asian cuisines.

8.00 University Challenge St Anne’s College, Oxford competes against Gonville and Caius, Cambridge for a place in the second round.

Jeremy Paxman chairs.

8.30 Food & Drink Chef Michel Roux Jr and drinks expert Kate Goodman in a series highlighting all that is excellent in food and drink. Sat Bains joins Michel in the kitchen to demonstrate his take on a traditional bread and butter pudding.

9.00 Kate Adie’s Women Of World War I Distinguished war reporter Kate Adie examines the impact of women’s work on the Home Front during the First World War. 10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah meets commentator Clare Balding, Olympic gymnast Beth Tweddle and show business’ Louie Spence.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dragons’ Den Budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five skeptical multi-millionaires.

12.20am Sign Zone: University Challenge: Class Of 2014 Following students through the University Challenge audition process.

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Marlon is troubled

by Donna’s behaviour.

7.30 Coronation Street Who can get through to hopeless Peter? Lloyd gives Andrea a second chance.

8.00 Countrywise The team look at how the British countryside and landscape has helped shape this summer’s sports. Paul Heiney discovers the heart of the Olympic Park and Bettany Hughes visits Much Wenlock in Shropshire.

8.30 Coronation Street Desperate Neil wants Andrea back.

9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present.

On Boxing Day 1967, 17-year-old Sheila Thomas gave birth to baby girl Jacqueline. Six weeks later her daughter was adopted but Sheila has never gotten over her decision.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Zoo Documentary going behind the scenes at London Zoo and Whipsnade. This episode follows the journey of three Sumatran tiger cubs from birth to the last time they can be handled by keepers and vets.

11.40 All Star Family Fortunes Celebrity’s families battle it out to win big money for charity.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 Britain’s Best Bakery 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2) 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 IPC European Swimming Championships 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Win It Cook It 5.00 Couples Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks There’s a near miss for Tony and Sinead when Diane returns unexpectedly to the village.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 How To Stop Your Nuisance Calls: Channel 4 Dispatches Seyi Rhodes goes undercover to reveal the secrets of the telephone fundraising call centres and discovers a sales driven culture where workers are pressured to meet targets.

8.30 Food Unwrapped See highlights.

9.00 Royal Marines Commando School Documentary series. As training progresses, exercises start to imitate life at war, and the job begins to worry some of the recruits.

10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Chef Gordon Ramsay is in Easton, Pennsylvania, to visit struggling Italian restaurant Bella Luna - its future looks bleak due to owner Gianfranco’s lack of experience in the kitchen.

11.00 Embarrassing Bodies Destigmatising embarrassing medical ailments. The doctors are in Magaluf.

12.00am The Shooting Gallery Showcase for original short films.

12.25 FILM: Like Someone In Love (2012) Drama set in Tokyo.

2.20 Scandal 3.05 Revenge 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.45 River Cottage Bites 5.00 IPC European Swimming Championships

6.00 Home And Away Josh and Evelyn help each other out in a selfportrait assignment. Evelyn’s feelings for him grow deeper.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of the fifth day’s play in the fourth Test between England and India.

8.00 Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. A case of drunkdriving leads to a hot pursuit on the city streets and carnage on the road.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts as the housemates ruthlessly attempt to seize power, keep it and impose their will on the others. As ever, behind every mirror, multiple cameras will be tracing the housemates’ every move.

10.00 70 Stone: The Man They Couldn’t Save Follow-up documentary focusing on Keith Martin’s mission to save his own life.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate.

12.00am Autopsy: The Last Hours Of Brittany Murphy Documentary series. Forensic pathologist Dr Richard Shepherd re-examines the controversial death of Hollywood actress and singer Brittany Murphy.

1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Under The Dome 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x2) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 7.00 International Cricket 8.00 The Verdict: England v India 9.00 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 10.00 LIVE International Cricket 2.00pm LIVE International Cricket 6.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 8.00 International Cricket 9.00 The Verdict: England v India 10.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 10.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 WWE From The Vault 4.30 Sporting Greats 5.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Rivalries 6.30 Surf Unleashed 7.00 IRB Sevens 8.00 ATP Masters Tennis 9.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 10.00 IRB Sevens 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Surf Unleashed 12.00pm ATP Masters Tennis 1.00 IRB Sevens 2.00 Surf Unleashed 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 ATP Masters Tennis 4.00 LIVE Cincinnati Masters Tennis 10.00 Sporting Greats 10.30 Extreme Sports: Surf Unleashed 11.00 IRB Sevens 12.00am LIVE Cincinnati Masters Tennis 3.30 IRB Sevens 4.30 Sporting Rivalries 5.00 Sporting Rivalries: Ali v Frazier

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9.00 Football Fight Club 10.00 Uncle 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Football Fight Club 1.30 Our World War 2.30 Uncle 3.00 Tulisa: The Price Of Fame

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Jet! When Britain Ruled The Skies 9.00 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History 10.00 Art Of China 11.00 China In Six Easy Pieces 12.00am Climbing Everest With A Mountain On My Back: The Sherpa’s Story 1.00 Mechanical Marvels

2.55pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.05 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 The Best Of You’ve Been Framed! Animals Special 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) 11.10 Tricked: Favourite Tricks 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

8.40am Murder, She Wrote 9.40 Judge Judy (x3) 10.55 A Touch Of Frost 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Hamish Macbeth 4.20 Faith In The Future 4.50 Duty Free 5.25 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Secret Smile 11.35 The Vice 1.05am Hamish Macbeth

3.00pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 4.00 Revenge 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 New Girl 8.00 The Mindy Project 8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.00 The 100 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.50 Rude Tube 11.50 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 12.50am 2 Broke Girls

11.40am FILM: The Black Knight (1954) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs Revisited 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Cooks’ Questions 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings: The Luck Of The Irish 11.05 My Daughter The Teenage Nudist 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Aces High (1977) 1.15pm Ramona And Beezus (2010) 3.20 The Son Of Robin Hood (1959) 5.00 A Challenge For Robin Hood (1967) 6.55 Leap Year (2009) 8.50 The Rover Interview Special 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.50 Animal Kingdom (2010) 1.15am 12 Rounds (2009) 3.30 Close

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