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06 Latest Brighton & Hove News Headlines with Frank le Duc and Tim Ridgway 09 Kay Town Andrew Kay on living dangerously 09 Competitions Win Thunderbolt and Lightfoot and Non-Stop DVDs

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Latest Meets New Albion Boss After weeks of speculation, Brighton and Hove Albion unveiled their decision to make former Liverpool defender Sami Hyypia their new manager. Hyypia is well respected, and best known in this country for his football days at Liverpool, where he won numerous trophies including the UEFA Cup and the Champions League.

The question is, can he take his experiences as a player into the world of management? From Brighton’s perspective, the answer is yes! The Seagulls have given Hyypia a three year deal and put him top of their recruitment process - they have confidence in the Finn to finally guide them to the Premier League.

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LIFESTYLE 04 Celeb City The long-awaited Brighton Pride lineup, The Acid Cup, and Richard Hadfield from Britain’s Got Talent 05 Latest People The anticipated launch of Peter James’ latest Roy Grace novel, Want You Dead 08 Brighton Writes Vanessa Austin Locke’s spinning wheel of torment; Andrew J Bullock on beer-battered fish and chips 11 Stars The Latest’s resident astrologer Val Aviv predicts the week ahead 12 Hotlist Your one stop shop for restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 13 Take Part The city’s festival of sport, dance and active lifestyles

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks Brighton Pride line-up, The Acid Cup and Richard Hadfield from Britian’s Got Talent

PORTSLADE’S GOT TALENT

Portslade caught the nation’s attention last week as one of its residents, Richard Hadfield, a former busker and labourer led his band to become the winner of this year’s Britain’s Got Talent final. The group of five, Richard Hadfield and Matt Pagan, Michael Auger, Thomas Redgrave and Jamie Lambert – all in their early 20s – formed a month before their first audition for the show. Performing under the name Collabro, the group have claimed £250,000 and the opportunity to perform at the Royal Variety Performance as their prize. Richard is quoted as saying he’ll be paying off his mum’s mortgage with his share of the BGT’s winnings. Bless him.

ACID CUP

Ink_d gallery in Brighton have received a very exclusive limited edition of 14 statues by artist Ryan Callanan. Called Acid Cup, the sculptures are a take on the FIFA World Cup Trophy with an acid smiley twist. The edition, which was released last week, sold out immediately. For those of you with a richer taste in art, a very limited number of gold leaf Acid Cup statues are now available from the gallery. Our favourite DJ, Norman Cook, who has decamped to Brazil for the World Cup (well Copacabana does just slightly edge it over Portslade beach) is perhaps unsurprisingly a fan of the Acid Cup and has been using it in the promotion of his Brazilinspired album Bem Brasil. To get your hands on the cup, visit the gallery's website for more details: www.ink-d.co.uk.

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t’s been a big week for Brighton Pride as they announced two huge acts for this year’s main stage at Preston Park. Lovers of The X Factor will be cock-a-hoop as latest winner Sam Bailey will be bringing her talents to the city. It’s been an incredible year for Sam; not only did she storm to victory in the ITV show, she also scored a number one single and a number one album PLUS she announced that she is pregnant with her third child!

The former prison officer, who now counts Gary Barlow, Sharon Osbourne and Michael Bolton amongst her biggest fans, will be bringing her formidable, spinetingling vocals to the country’s biggest and best LGBT festival when she performs on Saturday, 2 August. Sam, who revealed on

Heart FM last week that Brighton was one of her favourite cities on The X Factor national tour, comments: “I’m so excited to be playing at Brighton Pride, it’s a great event and for a great cause. I can't wait.”

Garage and RnB fans take note: also added to the Freedom to Live Pride line-up is chart-topping festival star Katy B. Katy scored a number one album herself this year with her second release, Little Red, the follow up to her Mercury Prize-nominated first album On a Mission.

Sam and Katy join Blue, Pussycat Doll Kimberley Wyatt, original Weather Girl Martha Wash, Republica and Neon Jungle at the event in Preston Park, Brighton.

Get your tickets for the city’s biggest and best day out now from www.brighton-pride.org

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latestPEOPLE Want You Dead launch June 6th saw the launch of Want You Dead, Peter James' 10th book in the award-winning Roy Grace series.

The event took place at the British Engineerium in Hove, where more than 500 friends and fans were treated to a sneak peek of the exciting new novel. In attendance were the Mayor of Brighton & Hove Brian Fitch and Chief of Sussex Police Nev Kemp, along with members of the Sussex Police.

Peter is an authority on police work and forensic science and a close ally of Sussex Police.

Want You Dead tells the story of a romance that becomes a terrifying obsession: “If he can’t have her, nobody can.”

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Launch of Want You Dead, Cardens Accountants celebrate company success and Red Lippy Project

Mike Holland (British Engineerium), Wendy Carter, John Jolly (British Engineerium)

Caroline McConnell, Ian Upperton (Sussex Police), Anne Marie Upperton, Tony Omotoso (Sussex Police)

Norah Fitch, Peter James, Mayor of B&H Brian Fitch

Lizzie Turner, Peter Mantle (actor)

B&H police cadets, Katie, John and Sandra

B&H police cadets, Tyler, Jack and Dione

Cardens Accountants get World Cup fever Cardens Accountants celebrated eight years in business on June 5th. To recognise their success, the company held a Brazilian World Cup-themed birthday party in the Boundary rooms of Sussex County Cricket Club in Hove.

There were football tables, Brazilian dancers from the Brighton School of Samba, and Cuban cocktail maker Hector served caipirinhas to guests. The night was a huge success, with Cardens’ clients coming together to celebrate. Things got competitive on the football tables and the ‘Guess how many balls?’ competition raised more than £200 for Rockinghorse and Chestnut Tree House charities.

Everyone agreed that the event was the perfect way to catch World Cup fever.

To find out more about Cardens and how they can help you and your business, contact info@cardens4u.co.uk or call 01273 739592

Barry Carden with Graeme Hawkins (Miller Bourne) and Dominic Boon (Pasante)

Barry Carden with the Brazilian dancers

The Cardens team

Peter James, Nev Kemp (Chief of Sussex Police)

Red Lippy Project The Eventa Group, an award-winning events company based on Queens Road, are supporting the Red Lippy Project again this year. Apart from the bold statement of all wearing red lipstick to work, they are also currently running a competition to raise awareness about Cervical Cancer Week by getting people to share their inspirational stories of their own battles with cancer. The group teamed up with Benefit Cosmetics UK, who gave out some great prizes for the (to be announced) winners. “It’s about coming together as a community and inspiring one another,” they said.

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TheVote Does the health board serving taxpayers and patients in Brighton and Hove need a greater dose of democracy?

delegated powers proposed for the Health and Wellbeing Board and away from the council and its committees, eg, Children and Young People. Unless related directly to education or youth services, issues normally dealt with by this committee will transfer to Health and Wellbeing Board responsibility.

“There is also a proposal for the Health and Wellbeing Board to have ‘referred functions’, which effectively means that pretty much any issue that has an impact on the city’s health or wellbeing can be referred to this board rather than the appropriate committee, whether

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he committee responsible for spending the biggest slice of the Brighton and Hove City Council budget has been scrapped.

The responsibilities of the Adult Care and Health Committee now rest with the relatively new Health and Wellbeing Board. What may seem like minor, dull and insignificant changes on the surface, have prompted concerns among some of those who worry about the health of our local democracy.

It may be that those concerns are unfounded, or that the devil is in the detail. Some details have still to be agreed, including the nature and extent of ‘public involvement’. But at the first meeting of the new-look Health and Wellbeing Board at Hove Town Hall last week, a 78-year-old former councillor, John Kapp, claimed to have been gagged.

Another person with concerns is the Independent councillor Christina Summers. She said: “The terms of reference are only now being debated/agreed and yet the Adult Care and Health Committee has already been dissolved and its functions effectively subsumed into the Health and Wellbeing Board.

“The only apparent means of public influence will be via the five elected members on the board as it looks as though direct public attendance and involvement will not be

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on FareShare Feast

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areShare provides over 1 million meals a month to people in poverty and on low incomes across the UK. Their network redistributes surplus food from the food industry to frontline charities working with many different people, including those affected by mental health, domestic violence and social isolation.

I recently attended a FareShare Feast event, which saw a wonderful meal prepared using surplus food.

Under the guidance of local chefs from 64 Degrees, Terre á Terre, Seattle and Boho Gelato, trainee

accommodated as the rejection of a petition submitted for (last week’s) meeting would signal.

“Although the government has afforded it a committee status, the terms of reference are recommending it operates more like a board, which implies a much more closed system.

“There seems to be a significant amount of

“The only apparent means of public influence will be via the five elected members”

chefs from the City College apprenticeship scheme showed how it’s possible to prepare great food while also being aware of and reducing waste.

Supported by the council, FareShare Brighton & Hove distributes food to 60 local charities, saving them money and ensuring that 3900 local people a week don’t go hungry. In total, a massive 8.75 tonnes of food a week is distributed to projects in Brighton, Hove, Worthing and Lewes.

Shockingly though, this huge amount only represents 2% of our food that’s wasted; the rest is often thrown away or diverted to be burned for energy. The need to reclaim this

housing-related or environmental health, transport or art and culture.”

Councillor Summers said: “The council reverted back to the committee system in 2012 on the grounds of greater levels of accountability and democracy, yet now we have the dissolution of the most budget-heavy

food for people who need it has never been clearer – particularly as food banks are seeing increasing demand. According to recent Oxfam research, the number of food bank parcels being given out has risen by 54% over a year.

As a society, we must tackle the root causes of food poverty –

committee (Adult Care and Health) subsumed into a seemingly less accountable board that is officerheavy and public-lite.

“This is a local restructuring decision that appears to have given public health a disproportionate amount of influence over other council services, and I’m not convinced that’s a good sign.”

Are there echoes of the attitude epitomised by Sir Humphrey Appleby, the head of the civil service in the satirical TV series Yes, Prime Minister? Sir Humphrey described our democracy as “a very British democracy”. With a reference to the Great Reform Act, he said: “Ever since 1832, the civil service has gradually been excluding the voters from government. Now we have got to the point where they vote just once every five years on which bunch of buffoons will try to interfere with our policies.”

The board has 10 voting members.

It is made up of five councillors – or elected members – and five health members, mostly doctors, representing the Brighton and Hove Clinical Commissioning Group (CCG).

It also has six non-voting members including senior officials and Frances McCabe, who chairs Healthwatch in Brighton and Hove.

The board oversees significant areas of public policy, it touches on matters of life and death and spends huge sums of public money.

One of the reasons for changing the set up is to tap in better to government funding. Another reason is to respond to changes in law and policy. Such practicalities aside, there is a desire to make timely decisions efficiently.

There is, though, a balance to be struck. The board is also expected to be open, transparent and accountable. When the board holds its next meeting next month, there are hopes that the competing pressures will be better balanced than they appeared to be last week.

inequality, low wages and welfare cuts. In the meantime, FareShare and other similar organisations need our help.

Whether by dropping off tins of food, volunteering your time or donating money, it will help to make a real difference in the fight against hunger and food waste.

FareShare Brighton & Hove are looking for volunteers to help with a national food drive on 3-5 July, and have a fundraiser event at Komedia on 8 July. For more information visit: www.faresharebrightonandhove.org.uk

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This week’s headlines from across the city

called the artwork: "A gift from me to anyone that embraces diversity."

The parade and celebration will take place on Saturday August 2.

PEDAL POWER Thousands of cyclists descended on Sussex as part of the annual London to Brighton Bike Ride this weekend.

Organised by the British Heart Foundation (BHF) some 30,000 riders took part in the event, which raised thousands of pounds for charity.

BOWLED OVER Youngsters are set to get a new cricket academy. The Aldridge Foundation has submitted plans for a new building on land at Brighton Aldridge Community Academy in Moulsecoomb, Brighton.

The aim is to offer youngsters a different form of education while creating the leading cricketing academy in Sussex by 2020.

Brighton and Hove City Council expects to make a decision on the proposal in the coming months.

BOOT-IFUL GATHERING Skinheads of all ages from around the world joined for a reunion on Brighton seafront. Clad in trademark Dr Martens boots, people gathered at the Volks in Madeira Drive for three days of reggae, ska, punk and 2 tone music.

Symond Lawes, organiser of The Great Skinhead Reunion, said: “It started off as a drink with a few mates four years ago, then I put it on the internet and it’s now worldwide, with people coming from Australia, North and South America, Scandinavia, and East and West Europe.”

VOLK’S REVAMP JUST THE TICKET The world's oldest operating electric railway is on track for an upgrade.

The Volk's Railway, which runs on Brighton seafront, has been successful in its first-round bid to the Heritage Lottery Fund as it looks to complete a £1.5million refurbishment.

Following this initial success, Brighton and Hove City Council will use the development grant of £96,000 to draw up detailed plans to submit to the HLF for round two next year.

CARE HOME INTERVENTION Plans to privatise some care homes for people with learning disabilities in Brighton and Hove have been shelved at the eleventh hour.

Experts at Brighton and Hove City Council believed the outsourcing proposal would lead to a better service, while saving £300,000 a year.

“Opponents claim the Greens have performed another U-turn” But, despite the plans being on the table to discuss at a key town hall meeting last week, the minority Green administration deferred the report, claiming more time was needed to research the proposal.

Opponents claim the Greens have performed another U-turn by caving to pressure within the trade union movement and their own party.

PRIDE COUNTDOWN The countdown to Pride is underway – with a ‘rainbow road crossing’ being unveiled on Brighton seafront as part of the celebrations to mark LGBT Pride month.

The artwork, which stretches across the road at the artists’ quarter of Madeira Drive, was painted over two days.

It was opened by Brighton artist and musician Heather Peace, who

WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH! Britain’s first house made almost entirely of rubbish has opened its doors. The house in Grand Parade, Brighton, may look ordinary but its components are anything but. They include 19,800 toothbrushes, two tonnes of denim jeans, 4000 video cassettes and 2000 carpet tiles.

The aim of the University of Brighton project is to show how lowcarbon homes can be built cheaply and quickly using waste, including surplus material from building sites.

To see our report, visit www.thelatest.tv WATCH OUT FOR THE BIG SCREEN! Brighton's Big Screen returned to the seafront last week – just in time for the start of the World Cup. As well as a host of sporting events and films, viewers will also be able to catch a snapshot of what Latest TV will be offering when we go live on freeview Channel 8 next month. Don't miss it!

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Marina Life Kirsty Pollard on taking the plunge with UK Bungee Club

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xperience the amazing thrill of a 160ft Bungee Jump at Brighton Marina. Next weekend, 28 & 29 June 2014, UK Bungee Club will descend on Marina Square to offer you the chance to jump over the inner harbour from a dazzling height that exceeds the cliff tops 160ft attached only to a bungee cord! See the shoreline of Brighton as never before and be amazed at the sights as you are lifted into the air on your bungee jumping platform before hearing the famous words 3, 2, 1 Bungee! Then experience the adrenaline rush of a lifetime as you plummet down into the harbour only to be pulled back towards the sky by your bungee cord!

With single jumps starting from £60 and

limited spaces available make sure to book your jump soon to avoid disappointment.

Alternatively, if you are too scared to do it alone why not try a tandem jump for just £60 each and share the excitement with a friend!

UK Bungee Club is the UK’s number one bungee jumping provider and operates bungee jumps nationwide. To book your jump now, or for more information on the 160ft Brighton Bungee Jump visit www.ukbungee.co.uk.

Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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Andrew J Bullock

Vanessa Austin Locke Force Quit – dealing with a technological meltdown

In his Made In Chelsea column, Andrew J Bullock brings you the weekly high & lowdowns from the TV series

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y grandma used to have terrible trouble working her TV/VCR combi.

She was 90, so it was understandable. There were two remotes. They had weird symbols on them. She’d get stuck on one channel for ages.

I used to write out labels and instructions when I went to visit her, but it didn’t seem to help, she couldn’t get her head around it. She was 90, after all. It was to be expected.

Now, here I sit on my living room floor, desperately trying to procrastinate from writing this column by watching I Wanna Marry “Harry” (God bless ITV2 for all the crying American girls), and deleting Facebook ‘friends’ I haven’t seen for donkey’s years. Here I sit, surrounded by six remote controls (six!), tangles of cables and whirring machinery, all of which is jammed. At the tender age of Not Telling, I think of my 90-year-old grandma and feel a sudden wave of empathy. But she was 90! She grew up with chalk slates and library books. What’s my excuse?

I don’t consider myself a total technophobe. I’m no GCHQ hacker, but it seems like every time I turn on my computer/TV/digital radio, something needs updating, new software needs installing, or something’s just not working, and up pops an unintelligible notice telling me that ‘an error occurred while displaying the previous error’. I went to the Apple ‘Genius’ Bar a couple of times (I’d really like to see those guys’ average IQ scores) but it’s like going to the doctor, they can only give you a few minutes, and when all your electrical equipment is in spasm and you need some kind of computing degree just to keep up with Apple’s technology (iCloud has disrupted my entire world and nothing works any more), well, I had to Force Quit.

“My laptop has been trapped by the spinning wheel of torment” Today my Apple TV ‘needs updating’. Again. I swear this happens every week and takes a good hour, by which time I’m soooo over whatever it is I wanted to watch. My Netflix account ‘cannot connect’. Again. This also happens every week or so, even though I’m assured my connection is tiptop. My laptop has been trapped by the spinning wheel of torment. And by the way, Apple, making it rainbow-coloured doesn’t make this any less annoying – I’d rather have Microsoft’s egg timer, then at least I could watch as the sands of my life disappear irrevocably into the past. My iPhone is covered in those disturbing red blobs that make it look as if it’s got measles. Meanwhile, every time I try to do anything on the big computer, messages ping at me or applications start bouncing, demanding my attention and distracting me from whatever it was I was trying to do, which of course I’ve totally forgotten about because of all these techno-children pulling at my apron strings. If I can’t hack it now (no pun intended), what the hell am I going to be like when I’m 90?

That’s when I turned to the iPod that my man hooked up to the speakers wirelessly via some kind of Airport/Bluetooth thingy. Classical music will not let me down – it’s old and therefore above the clutches of technology.

‘This device cannot pair with living room speakers’. The speakers hit the wall, crackled and died. I picked up a notebook and wrote this column by hand.

It took me 20 minutes.

Remember how technology was supposed to make our lives simpler?

Made In Chelsea S7E10: Maybe somebody will be ordering the beer-battered fish and chips after all

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he boys are in the park, having a BBQ, flopping their meat about. Alex is banned from drinking unless he is under the supervision of Binky, on account of his inability to stay faithful on the sauce. We learn that Riley and Jamie have sexed. Just imagine what their little blonde children are going to look like. Riley has asked Lucy to meet her so they can clear the air about Jamie. WHY? Lucy leaves and bumps into Jamie on the street, where he basically tells her that he would much rather mount Lucy than Riley.

Edo and Fordy are on their way back from the boys’ BBQ. Wheeze comes round the “Lucy starts crying corner wearing a choker as if because she doesn’t she is starring in Hedda Gabler.

She flirts with Fordy. They talk like lapsang souchong” about how she cooks small chickens. This flirtation is as damp as the half-hearted rain that is lethargically dripping from the sodden grey clouds above.

Cheska and Fran are in the same bar as Mark Francis and Victoria. Victoria looks Cheska up and down as if she is a stack of dirty mattresses. Fran tells Cheska that she fancies Fordy. “Don’t be afraid to go there,” advises Cheska. “I’m never afraid to go there,” says Fran. You absolute trollop, Fran!

Riley's in her indoor swimming pool! And she has a housekeeper! She is filthy rich! This is the filthiest, richest house we have seen on MIC. It makes the rest of the cast look as though they live in flats above Coral betting shops off Hounslow high street. Wheeze and Sam are playing Trivial Pursuit. They start talking about Wheeze’s love life and how she’s had a dry patch lately. Then Binky and Alex come in. They’ve been arguing again. Binky cries. Sam tries to instigate Trivial Pursuit, because we all know that a board game is the remedy to a betrayaltainted relationship. Sophie, Binky, Mark Francis and Victoria are strolling around a maze, fingering the bushes as they go. But everywhere Binky looks, she is reminded of Alex – in the plants, the stone pillars, the topiary shaped like a Greek orgy. Sophie says “Cheska got all Inspector Gadget on your ass” which doesn’t make sense really, but who cares!

Wheeze is hosting tea for Lucy and Cheska. Lucy starts crying because she doesn’t like lapsang souchong (and because Binky is ignoring her). Stevie informs Riley that Jamie has secretly been telling Lucy that he still loves her.

Oh Stevie, you’ve become a right old b*tch, but we love it.

Hollywood party: Fordy comes over to Wheeze and Fran and tells Fran to get lost because she's a third wheel.Toff Time! She’s there, she’s looking like a young Goldie Hawn and her hair is less big than usual. Jamie’s talking to Lucy. Riley comes over and tells Lucy that Jamie called her a b*tch. Jamie is left at the bar alone, small and blonde. Cheska breaks up with Binky as a friend, and a thousand stone angels start to weep on the rooftops of the King’s Road.

Next week’s predictions: From the previews, Lucy appears to sleep with Jamie, so I predict that I will unfollow her from Twitter in protest (as if I would).

Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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Andrew Kay

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ife on the edge – do any of us really know what it means? Okay, I will concede that some choose to lead their lives in the path of danger. They choose to participate in dangerous sports, hurling themselves off things or up things or down things and in doing so, putting themselves at risk. It’s their choice I guess, but not one that I think should impact on the rest of us.

Perhaps if those who choose to take part in these things that can incur, when things go wrong, massive expense, were obliged to pay into a national rescue insurance programme, they would think more carefully about setting sail with no sense of seamanship or the like.

I digress. What I really want to talk about is living life on the edge, the edge of a volcano. I have just returned from a second trip to the beautiful island of Sicily and the town of Acireale, where I was a guest of the Nivarata. The Nivarata is a festival that celebrates the glory of granita. Granita is the local speciality – well, one of them anyway – along with numerous pastries, biscuits and, of course, the sensational cannoli. I could live on cannoli, but that really would be living life on the edge, as it consists of deep-fried pasta tubes stuffed with sweetened ricotta and dipped in chocolate and pistachios. Yum! Sicily is a beautiful place filled with amazing sights, but it has a very poor economy and young people leave the island in their droves to seek a better life, financially, elsewhere – whether it be on the mainland or across the world. It is a very

“They all smiled at my shorts and T-shirt combo as to them summer has yet to arrive” sad state of affairs to be sure as this is one of the most gloriously beautiful places I have ever been lucky enough to visit.

Acireale is a pretty coastal town with so much going for it that it is hard to understand why it does not have a huge tourism industry – but it does

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not. It’s mad, because there is much to see, right on the doorstep and within a short distance, too.

I flew into Catania airport and the drive to my hotel took a mere 20 minutes. Savoia Residence is a charming three-star hotel run by a delightful young woman called Martina. She made great cakes for breakfast and superb coffee too and the central location was perfect. Much as I appreciate the flash comforts of a modern chain hotel, the homely delights of Savoia far exceeded them.

The place has many great cafés and bars, and we ate the most delicious food, mainly traditional dishes that used the very freshest seasonal produce. I ate cherries every day for breakfast (after the cake) and at €2.50 a kilo, I didn’t feel as if I was being even remotely extravagant.

The Nivarata Granita festival was a delight too, although a bit of warning that I was expected to make a speech to the huge audience in front of Giuseppe Castiglione, Italian Minister for Agriculture, would have been nice and I might have dressed more appropriately. However, they all smiled at my shorts and T-shirt combo as to them summer has yet to arrive.

Above all though, I loved the warm smiling reception that we received from everyone, bar staff, waiters, workers, nuns (yes, my new best friend Soire Concetta) and even in a bank where, despite not offering a currency exchange, they obliged and sorted out my cash problem.

All of this they do whilst living on the edge.

No, I don’t mean the edge of financial depression, although in many ways they do. No, they live on the edge of Etna, a huge, grumbling volcano that is very definitely active. What must it be like to live so close to a potential geological disaster?

Whilst we were there it had a few minor episodes that the locals simply shrugged their shoulders at.

I thought that the top was veiled in low cloud but, in fact, it was shrouded in smoke.

The last major event was in 2004 and caused massive damage and disruption, yet despite this, the people of Sicily walk around with big smiles on their faces and a general air of optimism.

If only we had the same attitude, a glass half-full approach to life. I’d like that, smiling and not snarling.

I must put that into practice in my own life.

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This month sees the DVD release of NonStop, a suspense thriller played out at 40,000ft in the air. Reuniting Liam Neeson with director Jaume Collet-Serra, the film casts the action star as an alcoholic air marshal who receives a cryptic text message during a flight from New York to London. The message is a simple ultimatum:

pay $150 million into an off-shore account or someone on the plane will be killed every 20 minutes. What follows is an against-the-clock mile-high whodunnit – featuring a novel fight scene set inside the cramped confines of an airplane lavatory!

We have five copies of the DVD to give away to anyone who can tell us: Liam Neeson worked with Jaume Collet-Serra on which previous feature film?

WIN THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTFOOT ON BLU-RAY

Also released on Blu-ray this month is Thunderbolt And Lightfoot, the classic 1974 crime caper in which a young Jeff Bridges inadvertently rescues Clint Eastwood's veteran bank robber when he runs over his pursuer. The two then team up to find money from a heist that was never recovered.

Michael Cimino's directorial debut is a comedy

action road movie featuring two Hollywood hunks in their prime, a trunk full of white rabbits and a very angry racoon. The movie also has a surprise ending to match its offbeat humour.

We've got five Blu-rays of the film up for grabs.

For your chance to win, all you need to do is answer the following question: Clint Eastwood had his first lead role in which 1964 Western?

Ó TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE TO WIN, EMAIL competitions@thelatest.co.uk

with the name of the competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to give your name, address and telephone number. Closing date for entries: Monday 30 June 2014.

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ONLY JOKING!

Bare Cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

Dear Uncle Nick, My wife has become obsessed with a famous musician. She always used to insist on playing his records when we made love, but recently things have got worse. These days she makes me wear a mask of this man and imitate his voice whenever we have sex. She’s even started hinting that I should consider plastic surgery to look more like the guy! I love my wife, but these demands are starting to feel a little insulting. What would you suggest?

R.B., Hove UNCLE NICK SAYS: Strewth! “Famous musician” eh?

Be honest mate, it’s me, isn’t it?

Don’t worry, loads of sheilas are obsessed with me. It’s perfectly normal and natural for a sheila who’s with a boring, ordinary, predictable, uncreative drongo (no offence!) to fantasise about a handsome, snakehipped genius like yours truly. I

Dear Uncle Nick, Actually it’s not you, it’s Harry Styles from One Direction.

R.B., Hove UNCLE NICK SAYS: Strewth! Harry Styles?

Harry bleeding Styles? Why would anyone fantasise about that whey-faced, curly-haired galah? Has he ever written a song like Into My Arms? No he bleeding hasn’t. You listen to me, mate, you’d better put your foot down and tell that sheila enough’s enough, and there’s got to be an end to this business.

Harry Styles, I ask you! Right, I’m off for a fry up. See you galahs later.

Their connections to the area made explicit

• Kiss chase • Worming tablets • Brown Windsor soup • Dawson's Creek • Allen keys

No. 23 – George Sand (Amantine-Lucile-Aurore Dupin) The notorious French crossdressing novelist and lover of Chopin would have enjoyed Brighton’s tolerant scene.

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• Quick Draw McGraw • The Jonas Brothers • Referring to oneself as “fag-ash Lil” • Aphasia • Tagnuts

N0. 39 – Baron Hardup Cinderella’s ineffectual father has made a number of appearances at Brighton’s Theatre Royal.

4In 1941 philosopher Bertrand Russell became the only person ever to win a cuddly toy from one of those machines on the pier. He later described this as “the proudest moment of my life.”

4In 1959 Jonas Connick Jr., of Portslade invented the modern coffee shop when he accidentally spilled a measure of milk and a small quantity of vanilla essence into a cup of Maxwell House and was able to charge £500 for it.

ON THIS DAY...

4In 1967 Iris Pilbrow, a Mile Oak laundress was discovered to be the true Queen of England. She was crowned at Westminster in July of that year, but after a bloody coup was beheaded and Elizabeth II was reinstated as Queen.

4In 1929 Arthur Tenby of Aldrington became the first man in the world to become a victim of cyber-bullying, when he received a telegram from his brother-in-law which read “KILL YRSELF U LOSER. HA HA LOL.”

4In 1991 every single person living on Islingword Road committed suicide at exactly the same time. This event remains unexplained but is thought to be related to the showing of the first episode of 2point4 Children.

Nick XXXX

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mean, who wouldn’t? Heh heh. My advice, mate, is just go along with it.

The fantasies your sheila indulges in are essentially harmless and should be tolerated.

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No. 17 – Tony Orlando “Get on the bus/forget about us/ and put the blame on me....” It’s quite possible that the bus here mentioned in the lyrics to Dawn’s 1973 world-wide hit featuring Tony Orlando, Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree, was none other than the No. 27 that now bears the lead singer's name No. 65 – Candice Bergen A cut-out photocopy of the actress taken from an old promotional shot for Carnal Knowledge was used for a home-made poster for a club night at Volks Tavern in 1993.

No. 41 – The Noodle Doodle Man If there were a bus-shaped noodle in Heinz Noodle Doodles (and we can’t quite recall whether or not there was), then we are certain it would have resembled the kind that currently makes up Brighton’s prized fleet.

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A sneak preview of shows from the Latest TV team, online now at www.thelatest.tv & coming soon to Channel 8

With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

As an Aries you’re learning the lesson of having to chose your battles; knowing how easy it is to get drawn into arguments with your combative spirit, yet some things are just not worth the aggro. What matters most is close to your heart and home.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

They say ‘You can’t please all the people all the time, but you can please some of the people, some of the time’ and yet, you know you’ve come as close as humanly possible to keeping everyone happy. As the week progresses, you also get better at pleasing yourself.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Sure, self-doubt is held in little esteem amongst the psychobabbling community of self-help gurus. However, thinking twice, reviewing a situation or a strongly held belief can have major benefits. Where would science be if it never did a double take?

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

Being one of the most tenacious signs you’re undeterred by things that put most people off. If you want to push through you may need more rest. Stop nursing that grudge, it’s growing into the kind of monster that will wind up destroying you. Set your soul free and come back to the light.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

You get a bold and swift shift in mental activity around the cazimi on June 19. Your phone will be off the hook and if you’re smart, you’ll use that time to network with like-minded people, not argue with those who aren’t interested in your point of view.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

When smooth talking Mercury makes a conjunction with the sun at the top of your chart, that’s known as cazimi, which is thought to have great influence with people in power. You may find out that you have an incredible influence now or that, someone is more persuasive than usual.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

As combative Mars is making an applying aspect to rebellious Uranus, it’s not going to be easy to take criticism or feedback on the chin. The balance of power shifts in your favour by the end of the week.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

The problem with being paranoid, is that the cleverer you are, the easier it is to find reasons why your suspicions are correct. Yet, if you were to just feel a little differently, one may find the opposite is absolutely true. You can find peace and truth if you keep calm and positive.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Stop putting off that important discussion regarding a partnership of shared interests. What matters now is that you allow yourself to move forward creatively, romantically or experimentally. Holding on too tightly to outmoded beliefs about yourself could be limiting.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Health and/or work matters may be keeping you duty bound.

That can all change as Venus helps you get into a groove that suits you. Reforming your domestic situation may feel unsettling but could be very good for you.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Being a bossy boots is all very well and good, if all you care about is getting what you want and being heard. Just remember that people will hear you more when you are doing the listening not the barking. Even if you’re right, don’t neglect the importance of nurturing good relations...

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Is there any point arguing over joint resources? If there wasn’t I’m sure many wars could be stopped. Learning how to share isn’t easy when we feel our identity is at stake. Pooling resources makes everyone a winner.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

Foal weather

Behind the scenes of Latest TV with Jay Legate

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ow, for most people bank holidays mean their Sunday evening isn’t tainted by the looming dread of a Monday morning, when they’re savouring every last moment before the weekend is officially over. Instead, a bank holiday means relaxation, space and endless possibilities.

Not for the guys at Latest Sport, oh no! Our commitment to the cause meant that we were awoken at the ripe old time of 4.30am to begin filming Penny Sangster, a professional event rider and equestrian coach. Personally, I’m not sure I’d even seen a clock at that time of the morning before, but there’s a first time for everything!

‘Why?’ Might be the question that springs to mind – well, Penny is just one female coach we are tracking as part of our investigation into a scheme designed to get more women into sports coaching. Project 500 aims to recruit 500 female coaches across the seven South East counties between April 2013 and March 2015.

Project 500 is a scheme organised by Sports Coach UK who are working in partnership with County Sport Partnerships other sporting governing bodies. The idea is to address the imbalance between the number of female coaches compared to male coaches and increase female participation in sport.

Latest Sport accompanied Penny as she competed in the Borde Hill Show Jumping Trials.

Before we go any further, let’s not forget how awfully dismal the weather was last bank holiday Monday!

So there’s Joseph and I, in a field, with a camera, in the rain, wearing trainers. I didn’t think that last one was such a big deal but how those Borde Hill regulars laughed when they saw us city boys and our footwear!

It seems the rain worked for Penny however, all three of the horses she took to the competition placed second in their categories, I’d like to think we had something to do with it – perhaps we’re a good luck charm!

Despite the conditions, Penny was pleased with how the day went. She said: “They’re young horses, they’re learning the ropes, they’ve got to learn the ground. The ground is just unforgiving, it was getting worse and worse.“ We’ll be carrying on with our equestrian case study in the next few weeks, where Penny’s coaching will be under the microscope as we find out whether she has to adjust her coaching approach to suit male and female riders.

Hopefully next time we’ll be better prepared, firstly the shoes but more importantly for how much poo we saw in such a short space of time.

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. They serve the best burgers you've ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. Nothing too complicated. Because in their experience, simple almost always turns out to be best. It's an ethos that's also shared by a whole bunch of other wonderful people. From the chefs and waiting staff to the farmers, producers and suppliers who provide such amazing ingredients, they are all united by a passion for outstanding, wholesome local produce.

Coggings & Co, 87-93 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE, 01273 220220, www.coggingsandco.comD

The Restaurant At Drakes

As the highest-scoring Brighton restaurant in The Good Food Guide 2014, The Restaurant At Drakes is undeniably the place to go for outstanding food. With his evident flair and

culinary skill, chef Andrew MacKenzie uses only the finest quality, seasonal ingredients to create regularly changing Modern European menus to suit every occasion. A private dining room for up to 12 people is available for that extra-special touch. Dietary requirements are well catered for.

The Restaurant At Drakes, Drakes Hotel, 43-44 Marine Parade, Brighton, 01273 696934 therestaurant@drakesofbrighton.com

The Restaurant At Drakes

64 Degrees

Recently hailed by the Guardian as “Food-wise, the most exciting thing to hit Brighton for years” – 64 degrees has become the go to dining hotspot in the city. Created by chef Michael Bremner, the restaurant features an open kitchen serving an innovative selection of smaller dishes designed so you can try several, share and enjoy the full range of flavours on offer.

64degrees: 53 Meeting House Lane, Brighton BN1 1HB. , 01273 770115 www.64degrees.co.uk / info@64degrees.co.uk

Cafes Drury Tea & Coffee

Drury Tea & Coffee specialists offer infinite choices of espresso, filter and cafetiere coffees at their Richardson Road retail store and coffee lounge. The shop is stocked with single origin beans, espresso blends all of which can be freshly ground for home use.

100’s of green, white and black teas, single estates loose leaf specialities. The selection is also available for wholesale, with many Michelin rated restaurants, cafés, & pubs

using these crafted blends. Free deliveries throughout East and West Sussex and South East coast.

Drury Tea & Coffee, 12-16 Richardson Road Hove, East Sussex, BN3 5RB, 01273 888 600, www.drurysouthern.co.uk

upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

Moksha

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

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Chaula’s Lewes

Donatello

Warm and welcoming family business catering for families, business customers and students. We serve our own blend of excellent coffee without the pretentious baristas, and a mouth-watering selection of cakes all baked in the café. Cooked breakfast served from 9am to 3pm daily as well as other savoury delights.

Moshka, 4-5 York Place, Brighton, BN1 4GU mail@mokshacaffe.com 01273 248890 www.mokshacaffe.com

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting.

Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable.

Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indianinspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75.

Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

Up to 50% off your food bill Table Pouncer

Table Pouncer has teamed up with Latest 7 to offer diners up to 50% off their food bill.

Register for free and take advantage of great savings. Participating restaurants change all the time, so check back and see whether your favourite is there. From Italian and Chinese to seafood and more, eating out has just got a lot more affordable. http://thelatest.co.uk/tablepouncer 64 Degrees

To add your entry to our Hotlist call Advertising on 01273 818150

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TAKEPART

TAKEPART FESTIVAL LAUNCH DAY

Sports and athletics, Climbing Wall, All Ability Bikes, Zumba In addition to inclusive sessions we are working with clubs to offer tailored sessions such as: Wheelchair Rugby, Wheelchair Football, Sound Tennis for the visually impaired, Learning disability Healthwalk, Inclusive hockey for hearing impaired, Indoor cricket for adults with learning disabilities, Wheelchair basketball

This weekend kicks off the city’s festival of sport, dance and active lifestyles

AMAZING ACTIVITIES for disabled adults, children and young people at Preston Park launch day and during the festival Inclusive Activities: Table Tennis, Judo, Petanque and Bowls, Access Beach – at Paddle Round the Pier, Cricket Boccia, Multi

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The Adventure Zone – Climbing, orienteering and sailing The Play Zone – Activities and clubs for under 8s Racquet and Ball Zone – Handball, volleyball and beach tennis. New for 2014!

Amazing Zone – A dedicated zone for disabled adults and children, with its

own marquee and timetable of activities during the day.

Hockey Zone, Golf Zone, Cricket Zone, Dance Stage and Workshop Stage, Bowls, Bikestock Zone, Tennis, Freedom Leisure Zone, Fencing New for 2014!, Martial Arts Zone, Rugby Zone, Petanque, Football Zone, Ping! Zone Visit the website to find out more and book sessions: www.brightonhove.gov.uk/takepart

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Organised by the Sports Development Team at the city council, the festival includes a wide range of sports and activities suitable for all ages and abilities. Enjoy performances and demos, talk to club members or just chill out with some refreshments.

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Come along, have fun and TAKEPART! All events are free!

TAKEPART in the City Thursday 3 July. New Road 5pm – 8pm. FREE! Pop along with friends and enjoy an alternative evening in town!

Make the streets your playground as New Road is transformed for an evening of free sports activities, dance and fitness displays.

Try your hand at pavement golf, bowl down the middle of the road, or get your hips hula hooping! There will also be fun ping pong games, and dance and martial art performances plus much more in between. Come along and try something new!

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Visit the website: www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/takepart Saturday 21 June – 12pm to 5pm Preston Park, FREE!

Let’s get physical Get into shape at Beach Body Bootcamp

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ow in it’s fifth year, the Beach Body Bootcamp is a fat-loss programme that makes promises no other bootcamp or trainer dares: if you’re not happy with the results, you get your money back!

Fed up with the big gym chains taking money from the public without delivering results, Christian Vila, owner and operator of Brighton-based Brighton Kettlebells is putting his money where his mouth is, with the ‘guaranteed results’ fat-loss programme.

Christian has put together a 28-day programme which guarantees changes to your body shape by using the latest training tools including Kettlebells, bodyweight exercises and fun group exercises, alongside an easy to follow detox diet.

Taxi driver, Richard, from Hove says of the programme: “Thanks to the Beach Body Bootcamp I was able to lose 8kg and keep it off!”

Past participants have lost on average 6kg of fat, and report feeling energized after completing the programme. If you are feeling low on energy, are frequently ill or have ailments, this bootcamp could help you. Clients will be expected to attend a minimum of three training sessions per week, following a prescribed healthy eating plan.

The Beach Body Bootcamp, which commences on Saturday 12 July, is enrolling now with limited spaces at £65.

To enroll or if you have any questions, contact Christian on 07876 558850 or visit: www.kettlebellsbootcamp.co.uk

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

Another week and another great music chart for you!

Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

L7 what’s on

Under review

Bookings

ABANDON BOREDOM

ANDREW WK + THEO VERNEY

ABANDONMAN Komedia, 10 June 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪

The Haunt, July 20 2014, £15, www.thehauntbrighton.co.uk A rare run of European solo tour dates from the singer-songwriter, motivational speaker and selfinflicted nosebleeder. An intimate and up-close show in a club setting, the night sees Mr WK on a kind of one-man-band set-up with his keyboards, drum machine and megaphone.

JANE AUSTEN’S PERSUASION

4 The Last Cry Rebekka

The Old Market, Aug 1 2014, £12/10, 01273 201801 www.theoldmarket.com Chamber Opera Chicago present a new and somewhat unusual adaptation of Jane Austen's novel about a woman who has loved and lost and gets a second chance.

A 10-piece chamber orchestra performs music from Jane Austen's own manuscripts – plus some Irish dancers for good measure.

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THE ORB

1 Black Rooster Black Shag Run Baby 2 The Black Fields The Fighter 3 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam

6 12 Stone Toddler Batten Down The Hatches (Extended Version) 7 NewNobility Asian Girl 8 tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT) 9 The Silence Barriers 10 Alex King Rollercoaster Girl

Concorde 2, 10 Oct 2014, £15, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Back in the day, The Orb almost singlehandedly invented the distinctive sound of ambient house – a mix of harsh electro and dancey dub from the ’70s and ’80s, topped off with a healthy dose of sciencefiction and psychedelic lights.

Providing the soundtrack to your comedown for 25 years.

THE BEAT + MEOW MEOWS

11 dj h Ulterabeat Groove 12 NewNobility Asian Girl 13 The Speak Beautiful People 14 Mike and Marge Every Single Leaf

Concorde 2, 18 Oct 2014, £18, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Politicised Brummie 2 Tone ska revival band, still going strong after getting back together 11 years ago. Always a blast, this one is sure to sell out. Especially as support comes from Brighton ska-soul favourites, Meow Meows.

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omedy, for me, is meant to be intelligent and witty humour that gets the audience involved and leaves my face aching for more, and Abandoman achieved this! Downstairs at Komedia with a small audience and his amazing band, Abandoman front man Robert Broderick showed his talent for turning his spectators into willing participants. Their quick brains and intelligent use of words make their ability to turn anything the audience throws at them into a song seem completely natural.

Robert’s comic timing: brilliant. His artistic flare and diversity: exactly what is needed. I have found a new favourite.

Amiee Bird

MME BUTTERFLY: ONE MAN OPERA

This play-with-music follows on from the Puccini opera and tells the story of the bi-racial son, product of the ill-fated romance, who seeks his father in ’30s America. The one man in front of our eyes, and also the brains behind this work of genius, is Ignacio Jarquin. His fantastic ability to hold our attention with a meticulously crafted performance is enhanced by clever use of props, and expert lighting effects from Martin Chick. Jarquin is particularly moving when radiating hope of a new life in America, like so many immigrants through the years; a brilliant, resonant work of theatre.

Marlborough Theatre, 5 June 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Martin Baron

LITTLE MIX

The music pulsates, the stage is lit, but where are Little Mix? To our surprise and delight, they appear suspended from the ceiling! The fearless four descend on circus wires to announce themselves as the role models of choice for today’s pre-teen girl. They waste no time in propelling their hits at us with slamming beats, muscular dancers and industrial sets. Most importantly, the vocals are strong; each girl is pulling her weight. As the X Factor winners are finally headlining their own arena tour, they’ve got something to prove.

This isn’t just a show – it’s a show of strength.

Brighton Centre, 6 June 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Martin Baron

15 The Mojo Fins Always Now 16 Millsy slug Music Sky Blue Pink 17 KomtraPunkt Island 18 N-D-E Incredible Machine 19 Tractor Countdown Love’s Elusions 20 Harper Ash China Girl SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC AND VIDEOS www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

>CLUB HIGHLIGHTS< Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark COCO LOCO Arguably the positive face of globalisation, this long-running midweeker is now something of an institution for the city’s international students. A notoriously messy night of dance, dancehall, dubstep, R&B and house. Disco dancers of the world unite.

Coalition, Weds 18 June, 11pm, £3/1 HOT SAUCE A launch party for a new night dedicated to girl bands, R&B jams and pure pop hits – all

wrapped up in a warm haze of 1990s nostalgia. That can mean anything from Backstreet Boys and J-Lo to Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.

Green Door Store, Thurs 19 June, 11pm, free FRIEND WITHIN Having toured with Disclosure and remixed the likes of John Legend, Friend Within has secured his place in clubland since his refix of Renegade Master tore up dancefloors last year. Bassy and bold underground party music.

Audio, Fri 20 June, 11pm, £10/8

THE MINE Forever working a rich seam of dubstep, the low frequency specialists down The Mine bring you eight hours of bass with District, Occult, Donga, Trojan F and Sibla – plus visuals by Irie Pixel.

Volks, Sat 21 June, 10pm, £5

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L7 what’s on

STAGE: SCHOOL FOR SPIES Julian Mitchell’s fictionalised account of spy Guy Burgess’ school days sees a new staging at Brighton’s Theatre Royal

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et in the 1930s in an English public school, Julian Mitchell’s award-winning Another Country (Theatre Royal, Brighton, 7-12 July) is the fictionalised story of the youth of such people as spy Guy Burgess and Communist John Cornford.

Bennett (played by Rob Callender) and Judd (Will Attenborough) are outsiders, one coming to terms with his homosexuality, the other a committed Marxist. But the Establishment has its own way of dealing with rebels and when a scandal rocks the school, the young men have to confront their beliefs and make choices that will have an incredible impact on their lives.

Co-produced by Chichester Festival Theatre with Theatre Royal Bath Productions in association with Fiery Angel, Another Country is directed by Jeremy Herrin.

Herrin directed Uncle Vanya for Chichester during Festival 2012.

He also directed South Downs for Chichester’s Festival 2011, which transferred to the West End in 2012.

He is Associate Director of the Royal Court Theatre.

Mitchell is an English playwright, screenwriter and novelist whose theatre credits include After Aida.

His screenplays include Arabesque, Wilde and Vincent and Theo.

Design is by Peter McKintosh,

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whose Chichester credits include Festival 2012’s Uncle Vanya, Love Story, The Scarlet Letter, Just So and Pal Joey.

Lighting is by Paul Pyant, who has worked at the Royal Court Theatre and the National Theatre, and sound is by Fergus O’Hare, who has worked at the National Theatre and The Old Vic. Julian Wadham plays Vaughan Cunningham. His previous Chichester credits include The Scarlet Pimpernel, The Philanthropist and Cavalcade. . Screen credits include The English Patient and The

Madness of King George.

Another Country was an immediate hit, winning the Society of West End Theatre Awards Play of the Year in 1982 before being directed on the big screen by Marek Kanievska with Rupert Everett and Colin Firth taking the lead roles. It has continued to attract the finest talent with versions starring Kenneth Branagh and Daniel Day-Lewis Another Country is at the Theatre Royal, Brighton from 7-12 July.

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS

COMEDY: LAURA LEXX Being happy is a rare thing in comedy these days. Laura Lexx spreads the love ahead of her show at Three & Ten this week You’re previewing your new show ‘Lovely’ on Friday. What's it about?

It’s loosely based around me and myself at the moment. I wanted to write a show that celebrated being OK with yourself and being happy. Don’t get me wrong: there’s no self-help section where we all hug each other and cry for a while. I am still just as sarcastic and withering on some subjects as ever. I’ve just noticed a trend over the past few years of shows being built around tragedy and, while this can be incredible, I haven’t really got much tragedy, so I couldn’t write that show!

What’s your comedy USP? I’m a lot cheaper and more readily available than other comics of my ability.

You've performed at Edinburgh for the last five years. Are you planning to take the show there?

I’m taking it to Camden Fringe first (Camden Head, 12-14 Aug), then our own Brighton Festival next year, Leicester too, and then hopefully up to Edinburgh.

I think Edinburgh is a hypercritical, very intense place to take a piece of work and I'm loathe to subject my little show to it until I’ve properly learned how to love it inside and out.

Do hecklers give you problems?

I’m a very interactive comedian, so I invite a lot of chat because I know I can deal with it! I am surprisingly acidic if you’ve not seen me before and I think that catches people off guard because I’m so smiley and upbeat in my act. Usually a heckle is goodnatured or at least a one-off, and part of being a comic is being quick enough to deal with it. If it’s persistent, a good club should

have the person removed and that’s not a sign of weakness on the part of the comics. Suggesting we should be able to work regardless is like saying a surgeon should still be able to perform seamlessly with someone covering their eyes.

What was it like playing at Worthing Rugby Club last month?

An absolute peach! It’s a gig I book myself for the rugby club and I choose the best comics I’ve worked with over the last few months and I get to MC it too! It's an absolute dream that gig; the audience are smart and enthusiastic and they’re purely there for the comedy, which makes the atmosphere really experimental.

How do you feel about Chortle calling you the “next-generation Lucy Porter”?

I can think of worse people to be compared to! I personally don't think my material is much like hers but I can see why I got compared to her in my early days when I had longer hair; we're both very short, sweet-looking and sounding.

What’s funnier: a stupid-looking dog with food on its face or a child falling sideways over a very small ridge?

What breed is the dog and how old is the child? Two-year-old off a small ridge beats Chihuahua with jam on, but a husky with meatloaf beats an eight-year-old off a banister. You shouldn’t have got me thinking about this...

Why do you perform in bare feet?

Ha! I do sometimes wear shoes, but I move about so much and play all sorts of different characters in the show and I like to be able to dash across stage without making a load of noise. If a venue is really grim, I’ll wear my shoes, but I just like it more without. Maybe I’ll wear some just for you at the preview on Friday!

Laura Lexx: Lovely, Three & Ten, Fri 20 June, 8pm, £5

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What would you do if someone forcibly prevented you from doing comedy? Any back-up plans?

I've got a couple of children I’d probably start looking after again. I had them young and then really put them to one side to concentrate on comedy. They're probably hungry.

Got anything else in the pipeline?

I will be MCing the phenomenal night that is Comic Boom at Brighton’s Komedia (July 31). I also intend to finally finish the first draft of the novel I'm working on; it's an apocalyptic comedy with a working title of As We Know It, that I am very close to finishing. I’d like to get that out there and see if people like it as much as I do.

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COMEDY: HOLLY WALSH – WORK IN PROGRESS Former children’s presenter, and cocreator of BBC3’s Dead Boss series, now the sort of stand-up you’ll often see on panel shows. Fresh and funny.

Komedia, Tues 17 June, 7pm, £5/4 COMEDY: DAVID TRENT Hi-octane multimedia comedy show from the foul-mouthed former primary school teacher. David’s video-assisted gags come well recommended by the likes of Nick Helm (and tons of Edinburgh Festival punters). Support from Joe Foster.

Caroline Of Brunswick, Weds 18 June, 7.45pm, £5 EVENT: SUSSEX FESTIVAL OF NATURE Annual outdoor festival celebrating the Sussex landscape and supporting the bid to turn it into a UN-recognised ‘World Biosphere’ site. The displays include birds of prey, sheep-shearing, heavy horses and Morris dancing. There is loads of stuff for kids and a market full of local produce.

Stanmer Park, Sun 22 June, 11am, free EVENT: SHAKESPEARE IN THE KIPLING GARDENS Have a picnic in the park and spend a midsummer's day in the company of star-crossed lovers and feuding families. Yep, it's Romeo And Juliet, performed by Lord Chamberlain's Men in proper Elizabethan costumes, music and dance.

Kipling Gardens, Rottingdean, Fri 20 and Sat 21 June, 7.30pm, £16 FILM: 3 DAYS TO KILL (12A) Dir: McG Kevin Costner is a CIA agent who retires to spend more time with his family after being diagnosed with cancer. Not so simple: his Paris flat is squatted, his medication makes him hallucinate and he gets blackmailed into chasing a terrorist arms dealer in exchange for an experimental miracle cure. To top it all, his daughter is flunking school.

Released Fri 20 June Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

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Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, 01273 645299. Until 13 July

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ART: 100 The (thankfully) saved ONCA gallery is back with 100, featuring the work of 100 artists and young people representing a visual forest inside the gallery. The exhibition is open for 100 hours, each work is £100, and purchases will help ONCA to sponsor the planting of 100 trees in Brighton.

ONCA, St George's Place, 01273 958291. Until 6 July

FILM: JERSEY BOYS (15) Dir: Clint Eastwood Musical biopic about The Four Seasons, who, lest we forget, were one of the biggest bands of the 1960s. The film is based on the 2005 Broadway hit jukebox musical, in which the band’s history is told in four ‘seasons’, each by a different band member. The film version brings back stage star John Lloyd Young as lead singer, Frankie Valli.

Released Fri 20 June Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

MUSIC: MISFITS Progenitors of horror-punk, and founded way back in 1977 by Glenn Danzig, these icons of punk and culture truly made their mark as part of the American hardcore scene of the early 80s. This seriously underrated movement has been hugely influential for subsequent below-theradar scenes, appealing to the disaffected and voiceless of America in particular, but also the UK. Mon 23 June, Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £17.50

ART: PUSHING PAINT Group show featuring established and up-and-coming artists chosen to represent contemporary ‘painting', including Jake WoodEvans, John Simpson, Sarah Shaw and Harry Adams.

MUSIC: JEFFREY LEWIS & THE JRAMS More lo-fi, nursery couplets that ultimately serve up as sophisticated stories, from the king of the anti-folk scene, and comic artist extraordinaire. Charming as always, he's always had a knack for knocking out folk-punk musical vignettes that, although they bewilder many, are often beguiling, meaningful and sometimes funny.

Wed 18 June, The Green Door Store, 7pm, £10

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MUSIC: THE WAR ON DRUGS Jeff Hemmings on Adam Granduciel’s latest dream of an album

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antastic name for a fantastic band, The War on Drugs is, as well all know, the Mother of All Lost Battles, but in the hands of Adam Granduciel and co, it is a completely nondescript way to describe what they sound like, except perhaps in describing the pointlessness of pigeonholing their music, in the same way that it is a losing battle to fight drugs. As he has said: “My friend Julian and I came up with it a few years ago over a couple of bottles of red wine and a few typewriters when we were living in Oakland. We were writing a lot back then, working on a dictionary, and it just came out and we were like: ‘Hey, good band name!’ So, eventually when I moved to Philadelphia and got a band together, I used it. It was either that or The Rigatoni Danzas. I think we made the right choice. I always felt though that it was the kind of name I could record all sorts of different music under without any sort of predictability inherent in the name.”

There’s been a hell of a lot of good press regarding their recent album, Lost In the Dream, which represents their third long player, representing a great story about long-term artist development. It's a major advancement on anything else Granduciel has done – four- and five-star reviews abound – and its fresh mix of 70s and 80s sounds have struck a chord with the alt-indie fraternity.

Granduciel met up with Kurt Vile back in 2003, and in 2005 they set out making music together as The War On Drugs, but it wasn’t until 2008 that the first fruits of their musical relationship saw the light of day in the form of the Barrel of Batteries EP, and the subsequent debut album, released on the Secretly Canadian label that same year. Vile left soon after, and with an everrotating cast of musicians, The War on Drugs developed slowly but surely, their second album Slave Ambient released in 2011. The ongoing cult success of Vile has helped the band to gain some traction, and here we are in 2014, with a Top 20 album in the bag, an album that will inevitably be in many of the best of end-of-year lists.

Emotive, and a little psychedelic, Lost In the Dream is a result of a very long recording process, thanks to Granduciel’s perfectionist tendencies, and has also been called both expansive and claustrophobic. You can hear echoes of Tom Petty, Lindsey Buckingham, 80s Brit pop, Bob Dylan, Spaceman 3 and Germanic motorik rhythms, the restless and dense quality of music made appealing by a strong sense of good songcraft. Somehow, Granduciel has combined good old-fashioned truckers rock with something altogether more adventurous – and the result is a beauty.

Wed 25 June, Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £16.50

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On anti-folk, hardcore and wonk rock

James McLarnon on the week’s best gigs

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effrey Lewis (Green Door Store, Wed 18 June) returns to Brighton this week in yet another incarnation, swapping last year's backing band The Junkyard for a new female rhythm section going by the name The Jrams.

Whatever those names mean is by-the-way, the essence of his kooky lo-fi songwriting remains unchanged. From the same New York stable as Adam Green and Kimya Dawson, Lewis writes the sort of scrappy, lyrically direct ditties that used to be called anti-folk. Though that label seems a little silly in retrospect, its purpose was to flag up the punky, subversive sentiments of music made with acoustic instruments. That’s not to Jeffrey Lewis say Jeffrey doesn’t know how to rock out (almost every album has its token noisy number), just that he’s more interested in telling it like it is, or just telling a story. His lyrics, delivered in a love-it-or-loathe-it monotone drawl, are the main draw here. Whether he’s off on a rant about the music biz or pondering a romance-that-never-was, the songs are always amusing, often stuffed with subculture references and, at their best, genuinely life-affirming.

Taking over from bands like Black Flag and Minor Threat, Bl’ast! (Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Mon 23 June) took the oomph of metal and the urgency of punk and created a compelling fusion of weird, abrasive riffs (arguably, they also prefigured the trend of putting pointless punctuation into band names).

Despite splitting on the brink of the ’90s, the California punks clearly inspired some of the grunge bands that came through around then. Last year Dave Grohl put out a remixed and remastered version of the band's 1987 album It’s In My Blood. His version beefed up the production, gained the band a wave of new fans and inspired them to reform, roping in members of Queens Of The Stone Age to fill in the line-up. And now they’re touring.

William D Drake (The Brunswick, Sat 21 June) joined legendary wonk rockers Cardiacs in 1983 after frontman Tim Smith wrote a fiendishly difficult keyboard part to test his skills. Drake performed it with ease and ended up becoming an important element in the band's distinctive sound. Proponents of a frenetic and highly-complex kind of prog-punk, Cardiacs were roundly ignored by the music press of the day despite gaining a large and loyal following. A fair few of them will be turning up to watch Drake and his new band, now on their fourth album. There’s still a whimsical art rock element to his solo stuff, but it’s mellowed into something more serene and stately.

Inspired as much by the idea of forgotten folk songs as by pop psychedelia, Drake can be many things to many people. He’ll always be a top musician.

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lastonbury is approaching, traditionally signalling the start of UK ‘festival season’, which means we see a temporary reduction in the international touring outfits coming our way. The exceptions this week being Sean Nicolas Savage’s (Friday, Green Door Store) electro indie-pop, horror punk pioneers The Misfits (Monday, Concorde 2) and honey-voiced San Franciscan folky singer-songwriter Ed Prosek (Thursday, Green Door Store).

What better time, then, to feature the abundance of local talent that we have? A personal favourite Brighton band are Sealings (Friday, Fitzherberts). They specialise in a shoegaze-informed post-punk that wouldn’t sound out of place on the seminal Jesus and Mary Chain album, Psychocandy. The three-piece have gigged and released solidly since their formation over five years ago, steadily increasing their profile on record labels such as Italian Beach Babes and Too Pure. We understand they now have a debut album ready, which should see them gain a greater level of national recognition. Their live show is ferocious; even the gaps between songs are filled with Sealings relentless walls of feedback as they power through their, normally brief, set. Support comes from midlands based art-punkers Furrow, as well as Lifestyles, who contain members of Joanna Gruesome, Playlounge and Shudder Pulps.

If that all sounds a little too noisy Phoria (Saturday, Haunt) may well be up your street.

They are five Brighton-dwelling lads who are rising to prominence suddenly. BBC 6 Music made ‘Emanate’ Track of The Week, whilst Gigwise tipped them as a “must see” of over 300 bands at this year’s Great Escape. Their sound is difficult to pin down: they can be minimal electro like James Blake, yet when the band cut loose they incorporate African elements into their sound much like Vampire Weekend. This show will be celebrating the release of their new EP The Display and the band will be backed by a string quartet to ensure maximum gorgeousness.

Any lovers of krautrock should make sure they catch Nope (Wednesday, Cowley Club) who feature two drummers one of whom, Jonathan Nash, is a member of the highly regarded Leeds band Hookworms. Support comes from Sweet Williams’ Lorah Pierre.

Finally Brighton Noise are putting on a show at the Prince Albert on Sunday featuring a host of local artists paying tribute to the songs of Townes Van Zandt the legendary altcountry godfather who sadly passed away in 1997. Come along and say hello!

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tuesday 17 Eastenders BBC1, 7pm It’s stern expressions, terse conversation and purposeful striding a’plenty in tonight’s episode, as Phil is fraught - but sympathy for the man, he has just been given some devastating news. Elsewhere, Ian starts to panic when past events come back to haunt him. There’s no rest for residents of Albert Square.

Hollyoaks Channel 4, 6.30pm Meddling Sinead is playing games again as she puts doubts in Diane’s mind; it may be enough to tear her family apart for good.

On the positive side, Blessing is grateful for a good friend, but passions endure as Leela takes her frustration at her dad out on an upset Peri. Displacement, anyone? Poor Peri ...

Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb More4, 9pm House-selling guru Amanda Lamb is on hand to help sellers check out rival properties for inspiration.

In this episode, three homeowners in Rochdale spruce up their properties under Amanda’s watchful eye, in a bid to tempt prospective buyers Nick and Jo into making an offer.

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7.30 MOTD Live: Brazil v Mexico Gary Lineker introduces live coverage of the Group A fixture between host nation Brazil and Mexico in Fortaleza.

Brazil’s talisman Neymar inspired them to a 2-0 victory over Mexico at the same venue in 2013’s Confederations Cup, only their fourth win in 12 matches between the nations since the turn of the century. Mexico have since changed their coach, with current incumbent Miguel Herrera overhauling his squad in the wake of a turbulent World Cup qualifying campaign.

10.05 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.40 MOTD Live: Russia V South Korea Mark Chapman introduces live coverage as Russia play South Korea in their Group H opening match from Cuiaba. The two countries met in a friendly as recently as November 2013, their only previous meeting, with Fabio Capello’s Russia emerging 2-1 winners. South Korea’s coach Hong Meung-Bo was captain of the side that finished fourth at the 2002 World Cup. Russia’s hopes rest with young Dynamo Moscow starlet Alexander Kokorin and Euro 2012 hero Alan Dzagoev.

1.10am Weatherview 1.15 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the topical, nerdy quiz show with celebrity guests.

6.30 Building Dream Homes Series following some of the nation’s architects leading the way in groundbreaking design, as they battle with builders, blueprints and the clients who hire them, all in the name of making dream properties become a reality.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts Mark Stacey and Will Axon travel through Deal in Kent.

8.00 Tigers About The House Following British tiger expert Giles Clark, as he hand rears Sumatran tiger cubs at home.

9.00 Horizon: Where Is Flight MH370? Series exploring topical scientific issues.

10.00 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 A Very British Airline 12.20am The Super League Show Super League action. 1.05 Welcome To Rio 2.05 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay 3.50 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Just A Few Drinks changed significantly. 4.30 Growing Up Poor: Amber’s Story 4.40 Growing Up Poor: Frankie’s Story 4.50 Growing Up Poor: Shelby’s Story 5.00 Little Alien 5.15 Jirka And The White Mice 5.30 William Whiskerson (x3)

7.10 ITV News Meridian 7.15 ITV News; Weather 7.30 Emmerdale Donna battles with her guilt. Leyla searches for a home for her money.

Chas gets a male’s perspective.

8.00 Endeavour Four-part crime drama series about the young Detective Constable Endeavour Morse. When Princess Margaret unveils the British Imperial Electric Company’s new missile, Endeavour is excluded from the event. But when a worker is found murdered in a secluded area of the shop floor, he finds himself embroiled in the affairs of the factory and its owners, the Broom family. One of the dead man’s colleagues becomes the prime suspect and under pressure from above, CS Bright is eager for the case to be resolved as quickly as possible.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) Starring Sylvester Stallone. All-action sequel. War veteran Rambo takes on the entire Vietnamese army – plus Soviet advisers – when he is released from prison and is sent back to presentday Vietnam in search of American POWs still being held by the Communists.

12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 4.45 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Building Dream Homes 7.45 Brazil’s Soccer Cities 7.50 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 Watchdog 10.05 Watchdog Test House 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Eastbourne 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 World Cup 2014 Live: Belgium v Algeria

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks See highlights.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer look back on a search that really was a family affair. Were Kirstie and Phil able to pick some property gems to suit across the generations?

9.00 The Auction House A behindthe-scenes look at Lots Road Auction House in glamorous Chelsea. In this first episode, boss Roger decides that Lots Road needs a radical facelift.

10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels across the United States in a bid to save failing restaurants from disaster. Gordon heads to Pantaleone’s in Denver, Colorado, where he meets the Italian restaurant’s owner Pete, who is truly stuck in the past.

10.55 Coppers Hard-hitting documentary series.

12.00am Royal Ascot: Highlights A look at all the best bits from the first day of Royal Ascot, including the St James’ Palace Stakes.

12.30 Pokerstars 1.30 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.00 Trans World Sport 2.55 Volkswagen Racing Cup 3.25 FIM Superbike World Championship 3.50 Vibram Tarawera Ultra Marathon Highlights 4.20 Cycling: Jupiter 5.15 SuperScrimpers 5.20 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 5.50 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Safe Harbor (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away As Casey struggles with his new identity as a Barrett, Kyle tries to convince him that family is not just about blood.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun Observational documentary series following the lives of those who live in Gibraltar.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. In this epsiode, the owners of a Yorkie-cross attend a doggy first-aid course, Kate rescues a Staffie from a drug den, while another Staffie called Tyson gets his chance to join the force when he is put through his paces by a specialist police dog trainer.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation When a fire at a struggling music venue claims four lives, the team uncovers a potential motive for arson as they learn more about the band that was performing.

10.00 Big Brother: Power Trip Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. Presented

by Rylan Clark and Emma Willis.

12.00am SuperCasino 2.55 Autopsy: Whitney Houston’s Last Hours 3.45 The Great Artists 4.15 HouseBusters 4.40 HouseBusters 5.05 House Doctor 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

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Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 TBA 11.00 Premier League Years 1.00pm Football’s Greatest 1.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 2.00 Football’s Greatest Teams 2.30 Football Gold 2.45 Football Gold 3.00 Premier League Years 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 TBA 7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 8.00 TBA 9.00 Time Of Our Lives 10.00 TBA 10.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 11.00 Destination Brazil 11.30 Destination Brazil 12.00am Football Gold 12.15 Football Gold 12.30 Football Gold 12.45 Football League Gold 1.00 Premier League Years 3.00 Time Of Our Lives 4.00 Destination Brazil 4.30 Destination Brazil 5.00 Time Of Our Lives

Sky Sports 2 8.00am Bass Fishing 9.00 TBA 11.00 ICC World Twenty20 11.30 ICC World Twenty20 12.00pm TBA 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 IRB Junior World Championship 10.00 TBA 11.00 Elite League Speedway 1.30am TBA 2.30 Super League Backchat 3.00 TBA

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE From The Vault 6.30 WWE Slam City 6.45 WWE Slam City 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Super League Full Time 9.00 IRB Junior World Championship 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm Elite League Speedway 2.30 ICC World Twenty20 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket: WI V NZ 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Premier League Poker 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00am Fishing: Bass Fishing 1.00 Premier League Poker 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 Premier League Poker 4.00 Sports Unlimited 5.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride (x2) 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Bad Education 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Backchat Father’s Day Special 12.50 Bad Education 1.20 Barely Legal Drivers 2.20 Street Kid World Cup 3.20 Badults

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Hidcote: A Garden For All Seasons 9.00 The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins 10.00 Amber 10.50 Fossil Wonderlands: Nature’s Hidden Treasures 11.50 A History Of Britain

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2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 I Wanna Marry “Harry” 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen (x2) 10.55 Celebrity Juice 11.40 TV OD 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.40am Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.40 The Royal 2.40 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 3.50 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 FILM: Mamma Mia! (2008) 10.15 Trial And Retribution 11.15 William And Mary 12.20am Agatha Christie’s Marple

4.30pm Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 First Dates 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rules Of Engagement

11.25am FILM: Cat Ballou (1965) 1.25pm The Hoarder Next Door 2.30 Time Team (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb – See highlights 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic (x2)

11.00am Seventh Cavalry (1956) 12.35pm The Cross Of Lorraine (1943) 2.25 Thunder Bay (1953) 4.30 Reap The Wild Wind (1942) 6.55 Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) 9.00 Colombiana (2011) 11.05 Watchmen (2009) 2.10am Cedar Rapids (2011) 4.00 Close

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wednesday 18 The Trouble With Mobility Scooters BBC1, 10.40pm With around 330,000 mobility scooters on its roads and pavements, Britain has more than any other country in Europe. This documentary meets the owners for whom these mobility aids are a lifeline in their twilight years, and the road users frustrated by the scooter phenomenon.

All Star Mr & Mrs ITV1, 8pm Three new celebrity couples battle it out to win £30,000 for a chairty of their choice. Comedian Johnny Vegas and his wife Maia, Emmerdale’s Chris Bisson and his partner Row, and ex-Girls Aloud singer Kimberley Walsh and longterm partner Justin compete – who knows most about their other half? The pressure’s on.

Celebrity Juice ITV2, 11pm Keith Lemon presents a ‘back to school’ edition of the outrageous celebrity panel show. Team captains and best buds Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by rapper Example, actor and MMA competitor Alex Reid, Loose Women’s Denise Welch and Neighbours fave Alan Fletcher (Dr Karl Kennedy).

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 EastEnders Phil allows Shirley to take charge, but ends up learning more than he expected to. Johnny is left humiliated by Linda’s actions.

Shocked by Les’s revelation, is Peter being lied to?

7.30 MOTD Live: Spain v Chile Gary Lineker introduces live coverage of the Group B match between Spain and Chile at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro. These two sides met at the group stage of the 2010 World Cup finals with Spain coming out on top thanks to a narrow 2-1 win. Chile will again pose a dangerous threat to the World Cup holders due to the exciting, attacking brand of football they play under coach Jorge Sampaoli. Commentary comes from Simon Brotherton and Danny Murphy.

10.05 BBC News At Ten 10.30 South East Today 10.40 The Trouble With Mobility Scooters See highlights.

11.30 Room 101: Extra Storage Frank Skinner presents an extended version of the comedy panel show, as Sue Perkins, Bruno Tonioli and Steve Jones strive to have their ultimate pet hates consigned to the depths of Room 101.

12.10am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

12.15 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Building Dream Homes Bobby Halliday’s ten bespoke house farm development in Stirlingshire nears completion. Meanwhile, one client’s obsession with cars forces a complete redesign of the house they are moving in to. Near Edinburgh, Christopher Dinnis and Carolyn Whiteford work with a family to gain planning permission to convert an old silversmiths into a family home.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip On the last day of their trip, Mark Stacey and Will Axon travel to auction in Ruislip.

8.00 Tigers About The House Following British tiger expert Giles Clark, as he hand rears Sumatran tiger cubs at home.

9.00 Coast Uncovering stories that have made the UK the island nation we are today.

9.10 Coast Australia Series exploring Australia’s coastline.

10.00 Episodes Comedy series.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Horizon: Where Is Flight MH370? Series exploring topical scientific issues.

12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear Magazine for the deaf community.

1.05 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay 4.00 Ask Lara: Just Friends 4.10 Ask Lara: Sticky Situation 4.20 Ask Lara: Sink Or Swim 4.35 Ask Lara: Love Hurts 4.45 Ask Lara: Starstruck 5.00 The Modern Monarchy

7.10 ITV News Meridian 7.15 ITV News; Weather 7.30 Coronation Street Rob gives a broken Peter some friendly advice.

What is Andrea hiding from Lloyd?

Anna has a change of heart.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs See highlights.

9.00 Benidorm Award-winning sitcom.

It is the first day of the holidays, and the Solana is in chaos, with Mateo and Les/Lesley barely able to keep control.

Kenneth is now proprietor of the Solana’s new hair salon, and he and Gavin take time to comfort the recently widowed Jacqueline.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 World Cup 2014 Live: Cameroon v Croatia Adrian Chiles is joined by Gordon Strachan, Glenn Hoddle and Ian Wright for live coverage of this group A game between Cameroon and Croatia in Manaus. The African side have never quite reached the heights of 1990, and Croatia’s goal threat comes in the imposing form of Bayern Munich’s Mario Mandzukic – a man much coveted by a number of Premier League clubs. With commentary from Joe Speight and Lee Dixon.

1.15am Jackpot247 2.30 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. When accused of being unfaithful, how will Tony react? At breaking point, Leela is forced to make a decision that rocks the Lomaxes’ lives.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Mary’s Silver Service Mary Portas launches a pop-up employment agency to find jobs for Britain’s overlooked and undervalued pensioners. Mary finds the team a potential project in North London, designing and refurbishing a two bed house.

9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following staff and patients on a labour ward at Southmead Hospital, Bristol.

10.00 My Last Summer Series in which five terminally ill people are brought together for regular weekends at a Cotswold manor house to talk frankly about their experience of living and dying.

11.00 CCTV: Caught On Camera Are we becoming a nation obsessed with recording each other?

12.00am Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing A look back at all the best action from Day Two of Royal Ascot.

12.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (x2) 2.20 FILM: The Hindenburg (1975) 4.25 Beat My Build 5.20 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 5.50 How I Met Your Mother

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Hairy Bikers Bake-ation 4.45 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Building Dream Homes 7.35 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 8.05 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.50 Natural World 9.50 Watchdog Test House 10.20 Lifeline 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Tennis: Eastbourne 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 World Cup 2014 Live: Australia v Holland

6.45am According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing

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6.00am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Rosamunde Pilcher’s Summer Solstice (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After a night of passion, Ricky and Brax are an item again. Alf relents after Marilyn intercedes on Josh and Maddy’s behalf. Oscar takes out frustrations on Zac, driving him back to the bottle.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series.

A van thief gives the interceptors the runaround then takes a wrong turn into Disaster Street.

8.00 The 16-year-old Baby Documentary exploring the unique case of a 16-year-old girl who stopped growing when she reached the size of an 11-month-old baby.

9.00 My Violent Child Documentary exploring the hidden world of childon-parent violence. The film follows three families’ journeys as they struggle to cope with their children’s complex behavioural problems.

10.00 Big Brother: Power Trip Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests.

12.00am Under The Dome US sci-fi drama series. 12.55 SuperCasino Live 3.05 Eddie Stobart’s Excellent Adventures 3.55 Great Artists 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

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Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 TBA 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.00 TBA 2.00pm Super League: Grand Final Gold 2.30 Super League Backchat 3.00 TBA 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 TBA 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 Sporting Greats 12.00am Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 TBA 2.00 Watersports World 3.00 Total Rugby 3.30 In Cycle 4.00 TBA 5.00 Total Rugby 5.30 Triathlon

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE From The Vault 6.30 WWE Slam City 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Bass Fishing 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm Bass Fishing 1.00 Super League Backchat 1.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 2.00 ICC World Twenty20 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket: WI v NZ 10.00 GAA Weekly Round Up 11.00 Max Power 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 Racemax 3.30 Triathlon Highlights – Vibram Tarawera Ultra Marathon 4.00 Max Power 5.00 Watersports World

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistan’s Heroin Hell 10.00 Orphan Black 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! 11.50 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistan’s Heroin Hell 12.50am EastEnders 1.20 Orphan Black 2.00 Barely Legal Drivers

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 She-Wolves: England’s Early Queens 9.00 Mortar And Majesty: Britain’s Great Palaces 10.00 4,000-YearOld Cold Case: The Body In The Bog 11.00 Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions 12.00am Everyday Eden: A Potted History Of The Suburban Garden

5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (2) 8.00 The Best Of You’ve Been Framed!

Animals Special 9.00 I Wanna Marry “Harry” 10.00 Utterly Outrageous Celebrity Weddings 11.00 Celebrity Juice - See highlights 11.50 Two And A Half Men 12.45am Dads

9.20am Judge Judy (x3) 10.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 The Royal 2.50 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Cold Blood 11.35 William And Mary 12.40am Agatha Christie’s Marple

3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (2) 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Youngers 8.00 FILM: Turner And Hooch (1989) 10.05 Rude Tube 11.10 Made In Chelsea 12.15am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

10.50am FILM: The Cowboys (1972) 1.25pm The Hoarder Next Door 2.30 Time Team (2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 My Granny The Escort 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic

11.00am Bell, Book And Candle (1958) 1.05pm The Black Arrow (1948) 2.40 Laughter In Paradise (1951) 4.35 The 300 Spartans (1962) 6.50 Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) 9.00 G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 11.15 Predator (1987) 1.20am Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny (2006) 3.15 Close

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thursday 19 Holby City BBC1, 8pm Tensions are high as Jac and Jonny prepare for their day in court, both determined to win Emma. However, Jac’s carefully laid plans are thrown into disarray by a powerful force from her past. Some ties are binding; even at death’s door, Paula proves she still has the power to tie Jac in knots.

Mock The Week BBC2, 10pm Cheeky chappy and expert at getting-away-with-it Dara O Briain returns, for another series of the sardonic comedy panel show. Featuring ‘guests’ (we all like to believe they’re mates who go down the pub afterwards, don’t we?) Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe.

The Good Wife More4, 9pm Alicia has to deal with the fallout when a client’s insensitive statements to the press threaten the fate of a multi-billion dollar merger. Diane realises she faces a conflict of interests when she and Louis Canning appear on opposing sides of a lawsuit, and Eli discovers the truth about Alicia and Peter’s relationship.

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9.00 Celebrity MasterChef Celebrities compete in a contest of culinary skill. The second heat sees actors Amanda Burton, Ken Morley and Emma Barton as well as TV presenter Alison Hammond and former JLS singer JB Gill enter the kitchen, as they undertake three tough culinary challenges in a bid to prove themselves to judge’s John Torode and Gregg Wallace. One challenge for the five hopefuls is the Mystery Box Test, where they all have to use the box’s ingredients to create their interpretation of a burger.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 MOTD Live: Japan v Greece Gary Lineker presents live coverage of the day’s second game in Group C, which sees Japan take on Greece in Natal. The Japanese are the reigning Asian champions and a rising force in international football - they are hoping to reach the last 16 for the third time in four World Cups. Greece caused one of the biggest surprises at a major tournament when they won the European Championship a decade ago as huge outsiders.

Commentary comes from Jonathan Pearce and Martin Keown.

1.10am Holiday Weatherview 1.15 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads. Quiz show.

Dermot Murnaghan hosts. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize or will it roll over to the next show?

6.30 Building Dream Homes In Scotland, David Blaikie grapples with an extension that will double the size of an old railway station, making it a dream home for a young family.

Money is tight so they cut corners at every stage, but their gung-ho attitude leads to costly accidents.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts on the road.

8.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Chris Packham continues his exploration of the world’s most bizarre happenings in nature. In Florida, fish are walking out of the water while bees in France are making multi-coloured honey.

9.00 Lorraine Pascal: The Truth About Fostering Lorraine Pascal: The Truth About Fostering.

10.00 Mock The Week See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 This Week A political review of the week, presented by Andrew Neil.

12.05am Sign Zone: Panorama 1.05 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay 4.00 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey – Learning Zone 5.00 Human Planet: Change And Sustainability

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 World Cup 2014 Live: Uruguay V England It looks a pivotal game in England’s World Cup campaign as they face Uruguay at the Arena Corinthians in Sao Paulo. Luis Suarez terrorised Premier League defences all season but had minor knee surgery a month ago and may be lacking his usual sharpness.

Suarez’s club team mates, Daniel Sturridge and Raheem Sterling, are exciting prospects in Roy Hodgson’s young side and the England boss will be hoping to qualify from group D with a win. England have played Uruguay just once before in the World Cup, resulting in a draw in the first group game in 1966.

Adrian Chiles is joined by Glenn Hoddle, Ian Wright and Lee Dixon for live coverage, with commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 11.05 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the nerve-wracking gameshow. Merrick from Berwick and hairdresser Rob both face huge dilemmas – but will either of them be able to beat the Cube?

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 MOTD Live: Colombia v Ivory Coast

6.15am Homes Under The Hammer 7.15 Building Dream Homes 7.45 Brazil’s Soccer Cities 7.50 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 Escape To The Continent 10.05 Gardeners’ World 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Eastbourne 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 According To Jim 7.05 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 The King Of Queens 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks When Leela proves the weight of her threat, Sam panics.

Holly goes to extreme measures to reunite her family, but nothing can prepare them for their devastating discovery. Diane and Tony are at loggerheads once more.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Property design series with architect George Clarke. George meets motorbike racer Ollie who is fed up with sleeping in the back of a transit van when away at competitions and wants to transform a double decker coach into a Japanese-style pod hotel for 20 sleepers. George and Will’s road trip across Texas takes in a building entirely made of rubbish.

9.00 Grand Designs Series following householders who are on a mission to design and decorate their dream home from scratch.

10.00 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda Hamilton. Sci-fi sequel.

12.40am Royal Ascot: Highlights 1.10 24 Hours In A&E 2.10 One Born Every Minute 3.05 My Last Summer 4.00 Secrets Of The Police: Channel 4 Dispatches 4.30 Beat My Build 5.25 SuperScrimpers 5.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.55 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Rosamunde Pilcher’s Summer Solstice (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Sadness engulfs John and Jett as they think back a year ago to the day that Gina died. They are mystified when Marilyn rushes off just before the memorial.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! The series follows the nononsense bailiffs and repo men charged with sorting out those among us who have fallen into debt.

8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours.

In a cul-de-sac in Leicestershire, three families have been harassed by 68-year-old Leslie Collins for over a decade after a complaint about noise developed into increasingly intimidating behaviour, including mooning, two-finger salutes, shouting abuse and cutting holes in hedges.

9.00 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts Observational documentary series.

10.00 Big Brother: Power Trip Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.00 My Violent Child 3.55 Great Artists 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

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Sky Sports 2 6.00am Max Power 7.00 Boots ‘n’ All 8.00 Max Power 9.00 In Cycle 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 Triathlon 10.30 In Cycle 11.00 Watersports World 12.00pm Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 2.00 ICC World Twenty20 4.30 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 8.30 ICC World Twenty20 9.00 Ringside 10.00 TBA 11.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 11.30 ICC World Twenty20 12.00am Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 4.00 TBA 5.00 Ringside

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE From The Vault 6.30 WWE Slam City 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Watersports World 10.00 GAA Weekly Round Up 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm Triathlon Highlights – Vibram Tarawera Ultra Marathon 12.30 Racemax 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Racemax 2.30 Triathlon Highlights – Vibram Tarawera Ultra Marathon 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket: WI V NZ 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 TBA 2.00 Ringside 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 Boots ‘n’ All Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 11.00 Family Guy (2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Barely Legal Drivers 1.05 Blood, Smack & Tears: Afghanistan’s Heroin Hell 2.05 Tyger Takes On Porn 3.05 Badults 3.35 C-Bomb

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 Clydebuilt: The Ships That Made The Commonwealth 9.00 A History Of Britain By Simon Schama 10.00 Britain’s Whale Hunters: The Untold Story 11.00 The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins 12.00am Battlefield Britain 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1979

1.00pm The Cube 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: Rumor Has It (2005) 10.00 TV OD 10.30 Celebrity Juice: Girl On Girl Special 11.15 Viral Tap 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

9.20am Judge Judy (x3) 10.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.40 The Royal 2.45 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 3.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 William And Mary 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.55 Movies Now

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 2 Broke Girls 9.30 The Inbetweeners 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 New Girl 11.30 The Mindy Project 12.00am The Big Bang Theory

10.30am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 11.25 FILM: One Million Years BC (1966) 1.25pm The Hoarder Next Door 2.30 Time Team (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 The Good Wife - See highlights. 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies 12.00am Boss

11.00am Yojimbo (1961) 1.10pm Demetrius And The Gladiators (1954) 3.10 Carry On Doctor (1968) 5.00 The Italian Job (1969) 7.00 Edward Scissorhands (1990) 9.00 Aliens (1986) 12.05am Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987) 1.50 Slither (2006) 3.45 Close

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friday 20 Celebrity MasterChef BBC1, 8.30pm Oh, we can’t get enough! The second heat continues, with the four remaining celebs fighting for a place in the semis. Knowledge and skills are tested with the cooks having to demonstrate their ability to identify a tray of random ingredients, then make a prawn cocktail from scratch in just 12 minutes. Frantic.

Friday Night Dinner Channel 4, 10pm Adam brings a girl home for dinner, and predictably, Mum is dangerously overjoyed. She immediately takes a shine to twenty-something Emma and decides she is definitely ‘marriage material’. But then a second guest with an affection for Adam arrives ... and presents something of an age difference.

Britain’s Got More Talent Best & Worst ITV2, 8pm Stephen Mulhern hosts this crowning gem of guilty pleasure TV featuring the best and worst acts not shown on the main show, plus before and after interviews with the contestants and exclusive behind-the-scenes footage. A large cushion to cringe behind is recommended.

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7.05 BBC News 7.30 South East Today 8.00 EastEnders Shirley forces Phil to reveal his true feelings, but what are they? The Carters help Dean prepare the salon for its opening, but what are his true intentions? After some home truths, Ian’s attempt at spontaneity doesn’t go to plan.

8.30 Celebrity MasterChef See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton continues his anarchic talk show. Together on his sofa are singer Cheryl Cole, actor Don Johnson, comedian John Bishop and the man behind Mrs Brown, Brendan O’Carroll.

11.20 Uncle Sitcom about an unemployed musician who forges an unlikely alliance with his 12-year-old nephew after being morally blackmailed into looking after him by his chaotic sister.

11.55 EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week’s drama in Albert Square. An event at The Albert takes a turn for the worse for Sharon and Johnny. As everything gets on top of Ian, an unlikely Walford resident comes to his aid. Phil is fraught after being given some devastating news, and Ian has a panic.

1.50am Weatherview 1.55 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the geeky quiz show.

6.30 Building Dream Homes In Dorset, Paul Robinson and Laurence Bowen design a state of the art modern house. But horrific weather and the complicated nature of the build which uses technology from across Europe, threatens to derail the project.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques road trip.

8.00 Sea City Three-part documentary series going behind the scenes at the Port of Southampton. In this edition, a look at a few of the hundreds of people who keep the port running, including a bunkering tanker skipper and a tug skipper.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. Joe Swift meets the gardening team responsible for the spectacular floral displays at the Wimbledon tennis championships.

9.00 Seven Wonders Of Brazil Documentary. Robert Beckford explores the spiritual diversity of Brazil by travelling to seven of the country’s wonders.

10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz.

10.30 Newsnight 11.05 FILM: Buster (1988) Starring Phil Collins and Julie Walters.

12.35am Sign Zone: The Battle To Beat Polio Documentary.

1.35 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale A desperate Ross reaches a new low. Jai is irked by Megan’s initiative. Robbie finds a quick fix.

7.30 World Cup 2014 Live: Switzerland v France One of the shocks of the 2010 World Cup was Switzerland defeating Spain in the group stages. After an impressive qualifying campaign this time around Ottmar Hitzfeld’s side will fancy their chances against neighbours France.

Adrian Chiles is joined by former French skipper Patrick Vieira, Martin O’Neill and Fabio Cannavaro for live coverage of this group E game, with commentary from Sam Matterface and Clarke Carlisle.

10.15 ITV News; Weather 10.35 World Cup 2014 Live: Honduras v Ecuador Matt Smith is joined by Gordon Strachan, Gus Poyet and Andros Townsend for the Group E match between Honduras and Ecuador.

Both sides warmed up for their campaign with games against Roy Hodgson’s England in Miami and the Arena da Baixada in Curitibia is the venue for today’s game. Commentary

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1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.30 Flog It! 4.00 MOTD Live: Italy v Costa Rica

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Building Dream Homes 7.35 Brazil’s Soccer Cities 7.40 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 The Great British Sewing Bee 10.05 First Time On The Front Line 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Eastbourne 5.15 Pointless Celebrities

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 According To Jim 7.05 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 The King Of Queens 8.00 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sam interferes with Leela’s plans. Cindy struggles to be strong for her son, leaving Dirk and Holly helpless.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Fifteen To One Reinvented after an 11 year hiatus, the classic gameshow returns.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson have another go at the wild words and numbers quiz.

10.00 Friday Night Dinner See highlights.

10.35 The Inbetweeners A new girl, Lauren, has joined the school, and Will has taken a shine to her.

11.10 The Inbetweeners It’s work experience week at school but a mixup leaves Will at a garage.

11.40 The Inbetweeners Wills is planning a suitably grown-up dinner for his birthday with a few close friends and any girls they can persuade to come.

12.15am FILM: Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) Disaster movie spoof about a space shuttle careering towards trouble on its maiden lunar voyage. 1.45 Royal Ascot Highlights 2.15 The Angelos Epithemiou Show 2.40 I’m Spazticus 3.05 Desperate Housewives 3.50 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.45 SuperScrimpers 4.55 Beat My Build 5.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures

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6.00am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.20 FILM: McBride: Semper Fi (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Upset about having to go back to her Gran’s, Darcy takes Harley and runs away.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of the second Test between England and Sri Lanka.

8.00 The Girl Raised By Monkeys Documentary film focusing on 62year-old Bradford woman Marina Chapman, who claims to have lived for seven years with a troop of capuchin monkeys in the jungle of her native Colombia from the age of five.

9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction Exclusive highlights of all the latest events from inside the house.

10.00 Stand By Your Man Dating series presented by Brian McFadden and Laura Jackson.

Each week, four male contestants compete in challenges designed to reveal their innermost secrets in the hope of winning a date with a woman from the studio audience.

10.40 Big Brother Eviction: The Interview This week’s evictee talks live in the studio about their experience. Emma Willis hosts.

11.10 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.10am SuperCasino 2.55 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

3.50 Great Artists 4.15 Divine Designs 4.40 House Doctor (x2) 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

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Sky Sports 2 6.00am LIVE IRB Junior World Championship 8.00 LIVE IRB Junior World Championship 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 3.00pm LIVE Test Cricket 6.45 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 10.30 TBA 12.30am IRB Junior World Championship 1.30 TBA 2.30 Super League 3.30 IRB Junior World Championship 4.30 Super League 5.30 Super League: Grand Final Gold 5.45 Super League: Grand Final Gold

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE From The Vault 6.30 WWE Slam City 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm WWE: Raw 2.00 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 2.30 ICC World Twenty20 2.55 LIVE Test Cricket: WI V NZ 8.00 LIVE International Rugby Union 10.15 WWE From The Vault 10.30 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.30am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.30 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 5.15 Speedway Gold 5.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes IV 7.45 Doctor Who: The Day Of The Doctor 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Bad Education 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Bad Education 1.30 Backchat 2.15 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Symphony 8.30 Sounds Of The Eighties 9.00 Billy Joel: The Bridge To Russia 10.15 Billy Joel Live In Leningrad 11.35 Barry Manilow At The BBC 12.35am Billy Joel: The Bridge To Russia 1.50 Billy Joel Live In Leningrad 3.10 Sounds Of The Eighties

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent Best & Worst - See highlights 9.00 FILM: The Holiday (2006) 11.45 Celebrity Juice 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.25 Dads 1.45 TV OD

9.25am Judge Judy (x3) 10.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.40 The Royal 2.45 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 3.55 Lewis 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.55 William And Mary 12.55am FILM: The Constant Gardener (2005)

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: He’s Just Not That Into You (2008) 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.35am Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell

10.30am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.05 FILM: Escape To Victory (1981) 1.25pm The Hoarder Next Door 2.30 Time Team (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 FILM: I Love You Phillip Morris (2009) 10.55 Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 1.00am Grand Designs 2.05 Nashville

11.00am The Andromeda Strain (1971) 1.35pm McLintock! (1963) 4.20 The War Lord (1965) 6.45 Coraline (2009) 9.00 Transporter 3 (2008) 11.00 Predator 2 (1990) 1.10am Donkey Punch (2008) 3.10 Close

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saturday 21 A Question Of Sport: Super Saturday BBC1, 6.50pm Jason Manford hosts the popular sports-themed gameshow. Team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by celebs Shappi Khorsandi, Ola Jordan, Louie Spence and Chris Ramsey.

There’s a zipwire (outdoors, we hope) and a surprise involving a hilarious game of tennis.

The Battle For Stonehenge: A Culture Show Special BBC2, 8pm It’s Britain’s most famous prehistoric monument, but all is not well with the sacred stones.

Alastair Sooke looks at the controversy over the site; it’s much more than just a tourist attraction. Passions run high and English Heritage has just 12 months to propose a solution.

Wallander BBC4, 9pm In this episode, curiously entitled ‘The Sad Bird’, a renowned restaurateur is kidnapped at gunpoint. As his family anxiously wait for a ransom demand, Kurt and the investigative team are beckoned into a web of deceit surrounding the missing man; the plot thickens as he is suspected of drug dealing.

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6.00 Celebrity Mastermind John Humphrys presents the celebrity version of Britain’s toughest quiz.

6.30 BBC News 6.40 South East Today 6.50 A Question Of Sport: Super Saturday See highlights.

7.30 MOTD Live: Germany v Ghana Gary Lineker introduces live coverage of the second match in Group G as Germany take on Ghana.

These sides are meeting in the group stage for the second World Cup running after the Germans ran out narrow 1-0 winners four years ago.

10.10 BBC News 10.30 National Lottery Saturday Night Draws The National Lottery Live hosted by Jenni Falconer, including the Lotto and Thunderball.

10.40 MOTD Live: Nigeria v Bosnia Mark Chapman introduces live coverage of the World Cup match between Group F rivals Nigeria and Bosnia and Herzegovina at the Arena Pantanal, Cuiaba. The Super Eagles have been revitalised under the management of Stephen Keshi, who oversaw last year’s triumphant Africa Cup of Nations campaign and success in World Cup qualifying. Bosnia and Herzegovina are the only debutants at the 2014 World Cup and are coached

by Safet Susic, who played for Yugoslavia at Italia ‘90.

1.10am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.15 BBC News

6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets 7.00 Fostering & Me With Lorraine Pascale Documentary.

Lorraine looks back at her childhood in a bid to shine a light on the neglected world of fostering and tracks down the foster carers who looked after her as a child.

8.00 The Battle For Stonehenge: A Culture Show Special See highlights.

9.00 I Love 1996 The nostalgic series about 1990s music and pop culture reaches 1996.

10.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme Sitcom. Linda and Tom awake to find a half-naked man in their flat. The pair attempt to piece together the events of the night before and work out which one of them got lucky.

10.30 The Mrs Merton Show Comedienne Caroline Hook interviews celebrity guests in the guise of outrageous agony aunt, Mrs Merton.

11.00 Game On Comedy series about three flatmates who, despite being young, bright and sexy, just don’t seem to be enjoying themselves.

11.30 TOTP 2 Presents The 90s With recordings from Michael Jackson, Take That and Madonna.

12.30am FILM: Houseguest (1995) Slapstick comedy about an impoverished man who poses as a dentist to escape loan sharks.

2.15 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 12.00pm BBC News 12.15 Athletics: European Team Championships 4.00 Bargain Hunt 4.45 Formula 1: The Austrian Grand Prix – Qualifying Highlights

6.20am FILM: A Double Life (1947) 8.00 MOTD Kickabout 8.30 Brazil’s Soccer Cities 8.35 Fifa World Cup 1986 10.00 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 10.45 Wimbledon Classics: Andy Murray V Novak Djokovic - 2013 12.45pm Tennis: Eastbourne 3.30 FILM: The Triple Cross (1967) 5.30 Natural World

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Adventure Time 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Hungry Sailors 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 All Star Mr & Mrs 12.30pm A Touch Of Frost 2.30 Fool Britannia 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 FIFA World Cup 2014 Live: Argentina v Iran 7.15 ITV News Meridian 7.20 ITV News; Weather 7.30 You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill presents. Today’s show features workplace pranks, mad mums and all sorts of animals.

8.30 Our Queen With behind-thescenes access to the Queen throughout her diamond jubilee year, this intimate view of the modern monarchy lifts the lid on the events of 2012 – that Olympic James Bond moment, the secrets of a royal reception, and what really happens when the prime minister sits down with the sovereign.

10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 The Beatles: The Night That Changed America – A Grammy Salute Entertainment special celebrating the 50th anniversary of the groundbreaking first appearance by the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964. This musical celebration of that evening sees the two remaining Beatles, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr, along with a host of huge musical names helping contextualise and highlight the musical, cultural and historical impact of the group. The programme also features David Letterman interviewing Paul and Ringo at the iconic Ed Sullivan Theatre.

12.55am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.05 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals Jamie makes a piri piri pork belly with crispy crackling at a fraction of the cost of pork chops, fillet or loin.

6.35 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke pays a return visit to Dave and Margaret Hedley, who had been restoring an old, abandoned watermill in Northumberland.

8.00 Grand Designs Property series with Kevin McCloud. University professors Celia and Diana want a state-of-the-art modern home to retire to. Having renovated several older homes, they are now for the first time building their home from scratch.

9.00 FILM: The Hunger Games (2012) Starring Jennifer Lawrence.

Sci-fi thriller adapted from the first novel of Suzanne Collins’ best-selling trilogy set in a dystopian society.

11.50 FILM: Saturday Night Fever (1977) Starring John Travolta. Classic hard-hitting drama about a 1970s disco-dancing, blue-collar Brooklynite, who finds meaning to his life in the nightclubs of New York City.

2.00am Royal Ascot: Highlights Highlights of the final day of Royal Ascot.

2.30 FILM: Panic In The Streets (1950) Tense thriller, set in New Orleans, about the race to capture two criminals who are suspected of carrying the bubonic plague.

4.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus

7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of Day 2 of the second Test between England and Sri Lanka.

7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 The ABBA Years Documentary exploring the remarkable success of ABBA, featuring interviews with the band members, footage of tours and stage shows, digitally remastered archive footage and music from 26 of the band’s hit records.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the house.

Presented by Emma Willis.

10.00 Autopsy: Anna Nicole Smith’s Last Hours This episode focuses on Anna Nicole Smith, whose breast implant-fuelled journey from small town stripper to Playboy pin up captured the public imagination. But it was her marriage to a billionaire 67 years her senior that brought her global notoriety and started her on a downward path that led to her death in a Florida hotel room at just 39.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych Rylan Clark and Iain Lee present all the latest debate from the Big Brother house.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Angry Britain: Get Off My Land 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

6.05am Royal Ascot: Highlights 6.35 Trans World Sport 7.30 Mobil 1: The Grid 7.55 Royal Ascot: The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With Waitrose 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Big Bang Theory 11.50 The Simpsons 12.20pm The Simpsons 12.45 The Tomorrow People 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing

6.00am Children’s television 7.25 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 City Of Friends 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Access 10.15 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.50 The Dog Rescuers 11.45 Big Brother 1.15pm FILM: Hitch (2005) 3.30 FILM: The Deep End Of The Ocean (1999) 5.45 FILM: Columbo: A Case Of Immunity (1975)

Sky Sports 1 8.00am LIVE International Rugby Union 11.00 Will Greenwood Special 12.00pm New Zealand v England 1973: The White Tornadoes 12.30 International Rugby Union 1.30 LIVE International Rugby Union 4.30 International Rugby Union 4.55 LIVE Super League 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 8.00 Sporting Heroes 9.00 Time Of Our Lives 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest International Teams 11.00 Destination Brazil 11.30 Destination Brazil 12.00am Football Gold 1.00 Premier League Years 3.00 Time Of Our Lives 4.00 Destination Brazil 5.00 Time Of Our Lives

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Tight Lines 7.00 Test Cricket Highlights 8.00 The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 9.00 Cricket Fever 10.00 Cricket Extra 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 2.00pm LIVE Test Cricket 7.00 ICC World Twenty20 8.00 Test Cricket Highlights 9.00 The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 10.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 11.00 Test Cricket Highlights 12.00am The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 1.00 Will Greenwood Special 2.00 Test Cricket Highlights 3.00 The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 4.00 IRB Junior World Championship 5.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Greats 7.00 Ringside 9.00 WWE: Smackdown 11.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 12.00pm Ringside 1.00 Sporting Greats 2.30 Ringside 3.30 Sports Unlimited 4.30 Sporting Greats 5.30 International Rugby Union 6.30 LIVE GAA: Football 9.00 Will Greenwood Special 10.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE: Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 Will Greenwood Special 4.00 International Rugby Union 5.00 International Rugby Union 5.30 Close Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 7.05 FILM: Madagascar (2005) 8.30 Doctor Who: The Time Of The Doctor 9.30 Comedy Fest Live 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x6) 1.15am American Dad! (x2) 2.00 Badults 2.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.00 Comedy Fest Live

7.00pm Swarm: Nature’s Incredible Invasions 8.00 Story Of Science: Power, Proof And Passion 9.00 Wallander - See highlights 10.30 Timewatch: Stonehenge 11.25 When Wrestling Was Golden: Grapples, Grunts And Grannies 12.25am Top Of The Pops: 1979 1.00 Country At The BBC

11.50am I Wanna Marry ‘Harry’ 12.50pm FILM: Flipper (1996) 2.40 You’ve Been Framed (2) 4.45 FILM: Arthur And The Great Adventure (2009) 6.55 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 9.00 FILM: Underworld (2003) 11.25 FILM: Troy (2004) 2.30am Life’s Funniest Moments

7.45am The Royal (x2) 9.50 The Darling Buds Of May (x2) 12.05pm FILM: The Railway Children (1970) 2.20 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.25 Midsomer Murders 6.25 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 Bomb Girls 12.00am A Touch Of Frost 1.55 Movies Now

2.30pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 3.30 Made In Chelsea 4.35 The Big Bang Theory (2) 5.30 Rude(ish) Tube (2) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 FILM: Wayne’s World (1992) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 Rude Tube 12.35am 2 Broke Girls

12.55pm FILM: Terms Of Endearment (1983) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.50 Trains With Pete Waterman 7.55 The Worst Jobs In History 9.00 The Virgin Killer 10.00 Catching A Killer: Crocodile Tears 11.05 My Brother, The Murderer 11.40 Embarrassing Bodies 12.45am Gogglebox

11.00am The Man From Colorado (1948) 1.00pm Taxi (2004) 2.55 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) 5.00 The Princess Diaries (2001) 7.15 Fast Girls (2012) 9.00 Shooter (2007) 11.25 Machete (2010) 1.30am Saw III (2006) 3.45 Close

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sunday 22 Countryfile BBC1, 7.25pm In and around Oxenhope in West Yorkshire, Ellie and John are looking at how the county is gearing up for the start of the Tour de France. Ellie gets on her bike and lends her wheels to an artist using the Yorkshire hills as a canvas, and tells the tale of a world-beating woman cyclist who took on the men ... and beat them.

Catchphrase: Celebrity Special ITV1, 6.25pm Stepping into the formidable shoes of telly’s Roy Walker, cheeky chappy Stephen Mulhern greets former Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts, comedian Tim Vine and presenter Mel Giedroyc, and asks them to ‘say what they see’ in a bid to win thousands for their chosen charity.

How I Met Your Mother E4, 11.10pm In this episode, ‘Double Date’, Ted has a bizarre realisation whilst on a date with Jen – they dated seven years ago! How’s that for awkward? But, putting on brave faces, they both decide to continue with the date in order to determine what went wrong the first time. And credit to them both for being grown up about it.

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7.05 BBC News 7.15 South East Today 7.25 Countryfile See highlights.

8.15 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations as they examine people’s treasures.

9.15 Casualty Hospital drama. Zoe sticks up for the ED when the press turn up but a horrific helicopter accident is the last straw that pushes her to make a difficult decision.

10.05 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 MOTD Live: USA v Portugal Gary Lineker presents live coverage of USA v Portugal in Group G at the Arena Amazonia, Manaus. Portugal’s hopes at the World Cup will rest on the shoulders of the Ballon d’Or winner Cristiano Ronaldo. The Real Madrid forward has disappointed at the previous two World Cups he has played in, but under coach Paulo Bento he has transferred his blistering club form onto the international stage.

Jurgen Klinsmann’s United States defence have their work cut out shackling a player who scored a brilliant hat-trick in Portugal’s play-off victory in Sweden last November.

Commentary comes from Simon Brotherton and Mark Lawrenson.

1.10am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

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6.30 Tropic Of Cancer Simon Reeve continues his epic journey around the world following the tropic of Cancer.

This episode takes Simon through Bangladesh and on a perilous covert journey into Burma, where western journalists are banned.

7.30 Formula 1 2014 9.00 A Cabbie Abroad 10.00 Backchat Father’s Day Special Jack Whitehall and his father Michael return for a special Father’s Day edition of their comedy chat show, joined by Jonathan Ross, Judy Murray, Mo Farah and Nev Wilshire from The Call Centre.

10.30 Mock The Week Topical comedy panel show.

11.05 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

11.50 Countryfile Matt Baker and Ellie Harrison are in Port Talbot in South Wales. Ellie takes to the water to have a go at the country’s fastestgrowing watersport. Matt is in pursuit of an unusual animal in the magnificent Margam Park.

12.45am Sign Zone: The Culture Show: Edward St Aubyn – At Last?

Documentary featuring writer Edward St Aubyn as he releases his new book, Lost for Words.

1.15 Sign Zone: Holby City 2.15 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Countryfile 2.10 Flog It! 2.55 Escape To The Country 3.40 Points Of View 3.55 Songs Of Praise 4.30 MOTD Live: Belgium v Russia

6.20am Gardeners’ World 6.50 Beechgrove Garden 7.20 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 7.50 Fifa World Cup 1990 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.00 Wimbledon: Review Of 2013 12.00pm Athletics: European Team Championships 4.00 Rowing: World Cup - France 5.30 Ice Age Giants

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Deadtime Stories 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 May The Best House Win 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.15 ITV News & Weather 11.25 Love Your Garden 12.30pm Long Lost Family 1.30 Nature’s Newborns 2.00 Columbo And The Murder Of A Rock Star 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Ejector Seat 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.10 ITV News; Weather 6.25 Catchphrase: Celebrity Special See highlights.

7.25 FIFA World Cup 2014 Live: South Korea v Algeria Matt Smith is joined by Glenn Hoddle, Gordon Strachan and Andros Townsend for live coverage of the Group H game between South Korea and Algeria in Porto Alegre. With commentary from Sam Matterface and Clarke Carlisle.

10.15 ITV News; Weather 10.30 The New Statesman 11.00 Rik Mayall Presents After his stag night goes disastrously wrong, Neil wakes up on a train speeding towards the seaside town of Scarborough. More alarmingly, his only fellow passenger is Pandora, the strippergram who only hours before had entertained Neil and his friends.

As they battle to get the bridegroom back down South for his big day, Neil finds himself strangely attracted to the quirky `dancing queen’.

12.00am Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Lorraine Kelly Lorraine Kelly, queen of breakfast TV for nearly 30 years, talks to Piers Morgan about her life and a career during which she has interviewed some of the biggest names in show business.

1.00 The Store 2.45 Motorsport UK 3.35 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.10am Royal Ascot: Highlights 6.35 Caterham At Zolder 7.05 Leukaemia And Lymphoma Research Blenheim Palace Triathlon 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.30 The Simpsons 2.55 FILM: Marmaduke (2010) 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Channel 4 News 6.15 FILM: Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) Starring Jim Carrey and Carla Gugino. Comedy adapted from Richard Atwater’s book for children. A savage property developer’s priorities alter when he inherits a penguin.

8.00 Born In The Wild Vet Mark Evans and comparative anatomist Joy Reidenberg explore the different ways that animals procreate. At a sanctuary in Borneo, Joy and Mark analyse the challenges faced by the orang-utan. Mark and Joy come face to face with a dominant male and uncover the latest scientific theories on how these orang-utan kings exert power and seduce females.

9.00 Fargo US crime drama series.

Molly takes the lead, while Gus pursues a hunch. Lester manipulates the situation.

10.20 FILM: The Social Network (2010) Starring Jesse Eisenberg.

Drama chronicling the creation of the social-networking website Facebook in 2003 and the subsequent fallout between the key players involved.

12.35am FILM: The Hills Have Eyes II (2007) Gruesome horror sequel about a team of trainee soldiers who find their camp has been ravaged by a group of mutant cannibals. 2.10 Utopia 3.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 4.15 Food Unwrapped 4.40 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.50 Beat My Build 5.45 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am Children’s television 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.35 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Power Rangers: Megaforce 10.35 Access 10.40 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 11.40 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.40pm Big Brother 1.35 FILM: Legally Blondes (2009) 3.10 FILM: While You Were Sleeping (1995) 5.10 FILM: Monster-in-Law (2005) 6.55 5 News Weekend 7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of Day 3 of the second Test between England and Sri Lanka.

8.00 Bikini Body? The Truth About Diets Two-part countdown show looking at the shocking truth behind what we eat and the often dangerous and misguided methods we adopt in order to lose weight.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights of the latest events inside the house.

10.00 FILM: What To Expect When You’re Expecting (2012) Starring Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Banks. Romantic comedy.

A look at love through the eyes of five interconnected couples experiencing the thrills of having a baby.

11.55 The 16-year-old Baby Documentary exploring the unique case of a 16-year-old girl who stopped growing when she reached the size of an 11-month-old baby.

Scientists working in Florida believe that her genes may hold the key to halting the ageing process.

12.10am Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series.

1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

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Sky Sports 2 6.00am ICC World Twenty20 7.00 Test Cricket Highlights 8.00 The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 3.00pm LIVE Test Cricket 7.00 Cycling: Tour De Suisse 8.00 Test Cricket Highlights 9.00 The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 10.00 Cycling: Tour De Suisse 11.00 Test Cricket Highlights 12.00am The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 1.00 Cycling: Tour De Suisse 2.00 Test Cricket Highlights 3.00 The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 4.00 Cycling: Tour De Suisse 5.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am IRB Junior World Championship 7.00 WWE 10.00 Will Greenwood Special 11.00 WWE 12.00pm WWE: Smackdown 2.00 WWE: Experience 3.00 International Rugby Union 5.30 Will Greenwood Special 6.30 International Rugby Union 8.00 New Zealand v England 1973 8.30 Sporting Greats 9.00 Will Greenwood Special 10.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 11.00 This Week In WWE 11.30 WWE Vintage 12.30am Super Rugby 1.00 This Week In WWE 1.30 Max Power 2.30 Super Rugby 3.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold Louise Bevan

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11.40am America’s Got Talent 1.35pm You’ve Been Framed! (3) 3.35 FILM: Flipper (1996) 5.30 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) 7.15 FILM: Johnny English (2003) 9.00 Educating Joey Essex: Football Fever 10.00 The Only Way Is Marbs 11.00 TV OD 11.30 FILM: License To Wed (2007) 1.20am Fake Reaction

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monday 23 Eastenders BBC1, 8pm Ronnie is forced to reconsider her priorities and makes a decision about her life. Tina and Tosh take the first steps to starting a family, but Tina struggles to convince Tosh it’s what she really wants. And Nancy is in for a shock when she discovers that Johnny is hiding a secret from the Carter family ...

Hollyoaks Channel 4, 6.30pm The drama is at Defcon 1: Holly and Dirk are concerned about what Cindy is hiding, Joe and Freddie promise not to push Rick out of their lives again and Nana may have found the answer to her money woes. Elsewhere, Mercedes and Freddie’s plan gets under way, but Grace has a secret weapon up her sleeve.

Murdered By My Boyfriend BBC3, 9pm Gritty dramatisation of real-life events. This program chronicles the true story of a young woman who falls in love with someone she shouldn’t fall in love with; a man who ends up taking her life.

A unique and privileged look into the true facts of the story, but with some details changed at the request of those involved.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 Britain’s Homeless Families Reporter Richard Bilton meets the homeless families forced out by private landlords and asks whether the government’s increasing reliance on the private rental sector is placing the vulnerable at risk.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders See highlights.

9.00 New Tricks Drama series featuring an eccentric bunch of expolicemen, brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 When Andy Won Wimbledon This documentary tells the story of how so many people experienced Murray’s historic victory against Djokovic on that glorious day. There are personal recollections from Murray himself and those closest to him, including mum Judy and girlfriend Kim Sears.

11.35 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights Mark Chapman introduces the best of the action and reaction from the day’s concluding matches in Groups A and B. 12.35am The Graham Norton Show 1.20 Weatherview 1.25 BBC News

8.00pm Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale presents highlights of all of the day’s action at Wimbledon, including the beginning of Andy Murray’s title defence. Murray became Britain’s first men’s singles champion since 1936 in 2013, and in time-honoured fashion he was the first player to take to Centre Court.

9.00 Police Under Pressure 10.00 The Culture Show: Tents – The Beginning Of Architecture Tom Dyckhoff looks at the history of the tent. All architecture begins with the tent. Tents are what humans lived in before we put down roots and began our love affair with bricks and mortar. But has civilisation – and architects in particular – unfairly overlooked the efficient design of the tent? In an overcrowded world faced with a housing crisis and dwindling natural resources, could the tent be the answer? As festival season begins, Tom’s freewheeling journey into the secret life of the tent takes him back to the origins of human habitat.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 A Cabbie Abroad .

12.20am Sign Zone: Watermen: A Dirty Business 1.20 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Replay 4.00 Now’s The Hour 5.00 Absolute Genius With Dick And Dom

7.10 ITV News Meridian 7.15 ITV News; Weather 7.30 Coronation Street A drunken Peter crashes Tina’s funeral. Leanne realises life is too short. Luke makes his feelings clear.

8.30 FIFA World Cup 2014 Live Adrian Chiles is joined by Ian Wright, Martin O’Neill and Italian World Cup winning captain Fabio Cannavaro for live World Cup Group A action. Brazil’s final Group A game against Cameroon is in Brasilia and the hosts will of course be expected to top the group and secure a favourable draw in the last sixteen. Cameroon will hope that their team spirit will not be affected by the pay disputes which hampered their build up. Meanwhile, Croatia have failed to match the heights of their first World Cup in 1998 when they made it to the last four.

11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.55 You Cannot Be Serious!

Sports-themed entertainment show with impressionist and sports fanatic Alistair McGowan. The series marks McGowan’s return to sketches and impressions after eight years experimenting in the realms of other acting work.

12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Countryside 999 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2014

6.20am Homes Under The Hammer 7.20 Building Dream Homes 7.50 MOTD: Fifa World Cup Highlights 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 Permission Impossible: Britain’s Planners 0.05 Watchdog Test House 10.35 Click 11.00 Daily Politics 11.30 Wimbledon 2014

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 FIFA World Cup 2014 Live

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6.40am 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.05 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks See highlights.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Dispatches: How To Fix A Football Match As World Cup fever grips the globe, Morland Sanders investigates the dark side of the international game. Dispatches goes undercover to expose world football’s problem with match-fixing.

8.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals Jamie tries to prove that frozen fish can be just as good as fresh as he prepares a fish tikka curry, plus spicy barbecue baked beans with sweet potatoes and quick chicken wrap.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period. The last in the series focuses upon men of all ages and the way they cope with illness.

10.00 CCTV: Caught On Camera With unprecedented access to Southampton city centre’s CCTV control suite, this episode reveals the hidden world of camera operators who watch life in this 24-hour city.

11.05 Bouncers Documentary series looking at the lives of door staff.

12.00am Undercover Boss USA The US version of the show where company executives go undercover.

12.55 Fargo 2.05 Scandal 2.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.45 Beat My Build 4.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.00 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.05 Mio Mao 8.10 Little Princess 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 Access 3.20 FILM: Desolation Canyon (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Heath and Bianca are beside themselves as Summer Bay searches for Darcy and baby Harley.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cricket On 5 Coverage of Day 4 of the second Test between England and Sri Lanka.

8.00 Angry Britain: Work Rage Observational documentary series featuring extraordinary outbursts of temper caught on camera. This episode looks at what can happen during a very bad day on the job.

9.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary. This programme meets a 64-year-old father of 22, a single mum of eight and a family of 15, all of whom rely on benefits and whose accommodation problems are proving a headache for the families, the councils and the neighbours.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the house.

Presented by Emma Willis.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am Autopsy: Anna Nicole Smith’s Last Hours Documentary series in which forensic pathologist Dr Richard Shepherd investigates celebrity deaths. 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Under The Dome 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Nick’s Quest

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Sky Sports 2 6.00am Cycling: Tour De Suisse 7.00 IRB Junior World Championship 8.00 ICC World Twenty20 8.30 Test Cricket Highlights 9.30 The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 3.00pm LIVE Test Cricket 7.00 Super League Full Time 8.00 Test Cricket Highlights 9.00 The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 10.00 TBA 11.00 Test Cricket Highlights 12.00am The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka 1.00 TBA 2.00 Test Cricket Highlights 3.00 The Verdict: England v Sri Lanka

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Super Rugby Extra Time 6.30 WWE 8.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 8.30 Super League: Grand Final Gold 9.00 Super League 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm Cycling: Tour De Suisse 1.00 Terrain Unleashed 1.30 Cycling: Tour De Suisse 2.30 IRB Junior World Championship 3.30 GAA: Football 6.00 International Rugby Union 7.00 Will Greenwood Special 8.00 International Rugby Union 8.30 New Zealand v England 1973 9.00 TBA 10.00 WWE 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Raw 4.15 WWE Louise Bevan

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Jigs And Wigs 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Len Goodman’s Dancing Feet: The British Ballroom Story 10.00 Majesty And Mortar: Britain’s Great Palaces 11.00 A History Of Art In Three Colours 12.00am The Story Of Science

12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 The Cube 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.30 FILM: Must Love Dogs (2005) 10.30 Celebrity Juice 11.20 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.15am Dads

10.40am Agatha Christie’s Marple 12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 The Royal 2.55 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Place Of Execution 11.00 William And Mary 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.55 Movies Now

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11.35am FILM: Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 1.25pm Location, Location, Location 2.30 Time Team (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 7.55 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 Benefits Street 11.00 24 Hours In A&E 12.05am Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.10 Benefits Street

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