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Online now: Breaking news, sport, giveaways, celebrity interviews, what’s on listings and the Latest Brighton Download Chart.

06 Latest Brighton & Hove News Headlines with Frank le Duc and Tim Ridgway 12 Bare Cheek Brian and Joseph teach us how to ‘speak proper’ 13 Kay Town Andrew Kay drifts off into the celestial sphere

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The Latest’s Best Artists Open House 2014

For the last 12 years the Latest has been very proud to be associated with Artists Open Houses.

With an online voting system, this year the number of public votes has far exceeded all previous years.

Peanut Butter Tree House came out on top, with judges saying that the house was “beautiful throughout, with great illustrative work and super friendly hosts.

“It was wonderful to see a live screenprinting demo; the collection had something to please everybody! This artists open house had the wow factor as well as very affordable art.”

Peanut Butter Tree Arts showcased a range of work from prints to jewellery and ceramics.

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LIFESTYLE 04 Celeb City Munich street-art festival, Zoe Ball’s charity parachuting, and Romeo & Juliet revisited 05 Latest People Stonewall’s 11th Brighton Equality Walk, Craft Chooks, Storrington Village Duck Race 08 Brighton Writes Andrew J Bullock’s incisive Chelsea expose Vanessa Austin Locke on escapist fiction 09 BaDu Top hairstyling at new salon, BaDu 14 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 15 Andrew Kay’s Food Wasting nothing with the FareShare project

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16 Decofairs The art deco fair visits Hove town hall 19 Stars Val Aviv predicts the week ahead

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20 Reviews; Booking now; Comedy & Music The Festival finale, Ballet Central 2014 tour, and comedy with Lou Sanders

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21 What’s On Music, comedy, film, arts and cultural events

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24 Brighton After Dark Ben Bailey forays into ‘disturbing music’ James McLarnon on the week’s best gigs 25 TV Listings Seven days of TV listings

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MUC Live street art in Munich, Zoe Ball skydives for charity, Guy Lloyd gets lofty, Shakespeare comes to Rudyard Kipling Gardens

ROMEO AND JULIET

If you’re interested in some high culture in an al fresco environment, you could do a lot worse than head over to the cute village of Rottingdean for Shakespeare's most famous tragedy, Romeo and Juliet. The tale of the love struck pair will be played in the sensational surroundings of Rudyard Kipling Gardens right in the heart of the historic village. This takes place on 20–21 June and for tickets go to www.rottingdeanarts.ticketsource.co.uk

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JBPR decamped to Munich last week for the debut of MUC Live, the new urban contemporary art and street art festival taking place in the city – which incidentally is a mere one hour and forty minutes from Gatwick.

Headlining the festival was Hastings-born king of the giant letter, Ben Eine, whose work has not only graced the shutters of Guitar and Amp on North Street but also Barack Obama's White House dining room wall. Also taking part was Eastender Zeus, whose work you can currently see at Circus Street as part of last week’s Urban Art Fest. Also, Japanese-born New Yorker Aiko adorned the walls of the ex-whisky distillery with her unique stencil work in every colour imaginable.

The entire disused building is now a monument to urban art with many of the artists painting giant walls and sites around the city. Some of the work will also be transferred to the summer Tollwood Festival which takes place in July in the city – so if you fancy a quick jaunt to the vibrant city of Munich, for more details go to www.tollwood.de

Radio 2 DJ and Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two presenter, Zoe Ball, swapped her high heels and glittery top for a parachute last week. Zoe made a very brave act in the name of the charity as she did a sky dive alongside her brother.

Zoe's stepfather, Rick, unfortunately lost his battle with Motor Neurone disease last year and since then Zoe and her family have been totally committed to raising funds and much needed awareness of the awful condition.

You can donate via www.MNDassocation.org – your donation will make a massive difference.

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

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Stonewall’s 11th Brighton Equality Walk, Craft Chooks, success at Storrington Village Duck Race

Brighton Equality Walk Twenty five American Express employees took part in Stonewall’s 11th Brighton Equality Walk with friends and family members, on Sunday 11 May. They walked in support of the gay equality charity’s fundraising efforts to combat homophobic bullying and the use of homophobic language in schools across Britain. Last year’s event raised over £75,000.

In the run up to this year’s event, AmEx worked with some of the city’s local businesses to create special offers along the six mile (10k) route, for Stonewall Walk participants and AmEx employees.

Mike Whyte, Vice President of Merchant Services, said: “It was great to see so many people from across the Sussex community taking part. We are proud to be supporting the invaluable work Stonewall undertakes.”

The financial services company has been the city’s major supporter of the Brighton Equality Walk since 2007.

For information about getting involved in next year’s walk, to sign up for an enewsletter or to make a donation, visit: www.stonewall.org.uk

Storrington Village Duck Race Nigh-on the whole village turned out to enjoy the fun, take part and spend generously in aid of Storrington First School. The rain stayed away, although ferocious winds took out a gazebo or two.

First estimates predict a grand total of £4,500 raised, although the pennies are still being counted.

Feedback indicates it was ‘the best Duck Race ever’, but pictures speak a thousand words...

For more info or a head’s up on next year’s event, visit: www.storringtonduckrace.co.uk

Craft Chooks A new bar and rotisserie on Second Avenue, Hove, held a VIP launch party raising hundreds of pounds for Rockinghorse children’s charity.

More than 50 guests raised money with a prize draw, while sampling mini dishes from Crafty Chooks’ menu and tasting its wine and craft beer selection.

Restaurant manager Leo Day (of the Golden Lion group) also made a long-term commitment to the charity with a donation from every key dish ordered from the menu.

All proceeds will go towards the Royal Alexandra Children's Hospital and the Trevor Mann Baby Unit.

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Brighton and Hove count for the European elections

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TheVote The rise of the Greens in Brighton and Hove offers lessons to those ready to dismiss UKIP’s advances too lightly

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upporters of the three main political parties in Brighton and Hove could be forgiven for thinking that the European election result locally bucked the wider regional, national and international trend. After all, the UK Independence Party (UKIP) trailed in fourth. Labour topped the poll, almost 2,000 votes ahead of the Greens and almost 5,000 ahead of the Conservatives.

Almost four in ten voters took part.

But the gap between Labour in first place and UKIP in fourth was just 6,200 votes. And this from an electorate of about 200,000 in a poll where 76,000 cast a vote. UKIP tends to fare better in European elections and less well in local elections and general elections when voters tend to revert to the established parties. And some members of each of those parties have written off UKIP’s latest performance as a high-water mark.

Dismissive remarks carry echoes of the kind of verdicts delivered during the emergence of another political force in Brighton and Hove.

It is worth recalling the way that local politics played out as the Greens rose to power.

Former Brighton and Hove council leader Steve Bassam – now Lord Bassam of Brighton and Labour’s

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on efforts to help small businesses

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oney spent in local and independent shops is worth many times more to the local economy, as it is re-spent locally by shop-owners – whether in wages to local people, in contracts with suppliers, or to local accountants.

They also employ many more local people relative to their turnover when compared to large supermarkets.

In comparison research suggests that some 95% of the money spent in large shops is siphoned away from our local economy to head office and shareholders.

chief whip in the House of Lords – saw the threat to his party. But his concerns were ignored by some who regarded the Greens in much the same way as they did the Monster Raving Loony Party.

It took 16 years from their first council seat in Brighton to becoming the biggest party and assuming office. And as they rose, Labour fell.

UKIP is seen as more of a threat to the Tories. But a strong showing in the Midlands and the North suggests that at least some of UKIP’s support is drawn from disillusioned Labour voters.

“With less than 12 months until we next have a vote, there is all to play for” Nonetheless, it seems hard to believe that UKIP will win any seats come the election for Brighton and Hove City Council next year. And it also seems likely that the biggest threat that they pose is to the Conservatives, diluting their vote.

The same will be true at the general election which is also scheduled for May next year.

The odds are stacked even further against small businesses through the nationally-set business rates scheme. The Federation of Small Businesses estimates that business rates are five times more expensive for small businesses as a proportion of turnover than they are for large companies.

Brighton & Hove City Council is one of a number of councils looking at ways in which we can rebalance this historic unfairness which currently favours larger retailers.

This is even more important as the government has ruled out reviewing business rates for another three years.

If, for example, Nancy Platts captures Brighton Kemptown for Labour, it is probable that she will have been helped by UKIP. The sitting Conservative MP Simon Kirby appears to recognise the risk. Part of his constituency is in the area served by neighbouring Lewes District Council. Mr Kirby will be keenly aware that UKIP attracted almost one in three votes there last month and topped the poll. The Tories came second with almost one in four votes.

Perhaps worryingly for Norman Baker, the widely respected Liberal Democrat incumbent, his party’s support wilted to about 13 per cent.

The Greens finished fourth, just behind the Lib Dems. Labour came fifth. The area is not one of its traditional heartlands.

In Brighton and Hove key Labour figures were jubilant that their party’s vote had more than doubled to 20,414. Their leader Warren Morgan said that he was planning to make public the policies that he

hopes will motivate voters to make a positive decision to back Labour next May. Many of his colleagues are in a confident mood.

But those forecasting a Green wipe-out will take little comfort from the party slipping to second place in the European elections. They garnered 18,586 votes, a modest drop on five years ago when they were on a rising tide and fewer than 2,000 behind Labour. The way in which their vote held up has left more than a few Greens feeling vindicated – and far from despondent. The party may not be over yet.

Lord Bassam has characterised Brighton and Hove as broadly left of centre. Certainly Labour and the Greens had the better result at the ballot box here last month. But optimist Conservatives see the left as divided even though the Greens and Labour point to UKIP’s progress as evidence of a growing split on the right. With less than 12 months until we next have a vote, there is all to play for.

So I’m asking for cross-party support for a national campaign calling for powers to introduce a local levy on large retailer outlets such as supermarkets.

This would represent a tiny fraction of the huge profits they make; the largest four supermarkets each posts operating profits of more than half a billion pounds a year. This measure would

make a huge difference, and could be redistributed to help smaller independent businesses through schemes like local rate discounts, area improvements or bus routes.

Large shops like supermarkets have a part to play in our local economy. However we want to make sure that they contribute to as well as take from local communities – especially when their continued expansion threatens the diverse small businesses that make Brighton & Hove such a unique place to live and visit.

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Latest News This week’s headlines from across the city

3 while Labour, Greens and Lib Dems all won one each.

PROPERTY PREMIUM Brighton and Hove is the place to be if you’re looking to buy to let.

Along with Reading, the city has experienced the biggest increase in rental yield in the country during the last year, according to new research

by HSBC. The research said yields have hit 6.17%, up from 5.68% in 2013. It went on to say the average house price in the city is £242,535, with rents hitting £1,248 per month.

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Marina Life Kirsty Pollard on the new menu at Coast To Coast

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ur busy American restaurant and bar, Coast to Coast, have launched a new menu. It features a variety of dishes making their debut, including the authentic Chicago Deep Dish Pizza. Enjoy an authentic deep crust pizza, with the base smothered in mozzarella cheese, loaded with your choice of ingredients and topped with chunky tomato sauce.

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NEW CHAPTER FOR LIBRARY Residents in Woodingdean were far from bookish after the opening of their new library.

While other towns and cities are shutting libraries due to Government cuts, Brighton and Hove City Council has worked with the local NHS to fund the redevelopment.

The 14-month project saw the former "temporary" library demolished and replaced, while a new medical centre is also on site.

The official opening took place on Thursday with the public free to use it from yesterday (JUNE 2).

To see more on the opening, check out www.thelatest.tv.

FIRE SERVICE FEARS Dozens packed out the Brighthelm Centre as the future of Brighton and Hove's fire service was discussed.

It comes as East Sussex Fire and Rescue Service looks to make £1 million of savings in the coming years – with one idea being to take a fire engine away from Brighton and Hove leaving four to cover the whole city.

But many are opposed with Nancy Platts, Labour's candidate for Brighton Kemptown in next year's election, calling the whole process a "sham".

The final decision will be taken at a meeting in Eastbourne on Thursday.

To see our report, visit www.thelatest.tv.

PAVILION SNUB It has been described as the jewel in the heritage crown of Brighton.

But city leaders received a set back last week when a £14 million

lottery bid to transform the worldfamous Royal Pavilion estate was knocked back.

Representatives of Brighton and Hove City Council and Brighton Dome and Festival admitted they were disappointed by the Heritage Lottery Fund decision.

However, they have vowed to look again at the plans and resubmit another bid, potentially in November.

To see our report, visit www.thelatest.tv.

BEACH CLEAN About 200 volunteers took to Brighton seafront for the Big Beach Clean Up this morning.

Employees from some of the biggest business in city joined politicians, council workers and staff from The Argus for the post bank holiday litter pick.

Tonnes of rubbish were removed with organisers at the newspaper hoping visitors got the message to take their rubbish home rather than leaving it on our beach.

Diners are invited to start the day the American way, with breakfast waffles, made fresh to order with a range of exciting toppings. Or try out the classic French toast topped with crispy bacon and maple syrup.

Among the other new dishes to join the Coast to Coast line up include the spicy jambalaya, delicious mushroom Swiss burger, and the perfect choice for summer, the tuna steak salad. These fantastic main courses are complemented by a host of new appetisers and desserts too, from succulent blue cheese chicken tenders to start, to the mint Oreo

“Nancy Platts called the whole process a ‘sham’” EUROPEAN ELECTIONS The Greens have poured cold water on claims by Brighton and Hove Labour Party after it topped the poll locally in the European election vote.

Labour said the ballot showed that they will win control of the city's council and all its three parliamentary seats next year.

This was after it attracted 20,414 votes in the city – more than double the 9,113 at the European elections in 2009.

The Greens, who topped the poll last time, saw its vote slip from 19,727 to 18,586.

The Conservatives polled 15,626 votes (up from 13,891) and UKIP attracted 14,205 votes (up from 7,570).

Across the South East, UKIP topped the poll and won four seats.

The Conservatives were second with

GOING FOR GOLD Cycling legend Sir Chris Hoy visited Brighton last week to meet fans and ride round Preston Park velodrome with bike enthusiasts of all ages.

Among those greeting Britain’s most successful Olympian was deputy council leader and keen cyclist Ian Davey.

Apparently, Sir Chris was very impressed with the work being done in the city to boost cycling for everyone.

sundae to round off a great dining experience.

This restaurant’s warm welcome, friendly service and relaxed ambience has made it a favourite eating place on the Boardwalk.

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In his Made In Chelsea column, Andrew J Bullock brings you the weekly high & lowdowns from the TV series

The Knife – the Trainspotting of supernatural prose

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read somewhere a while ago that during times of recession and social depression vampires and other fantasy material becomes big business.

Something about escapism. Well that certainly seems to have been the case over the last six years or so. But who doesn’t love vampires? Well, me actually. It’s not that I don’t like them, but I got bored of them in my late teens after the 17th viewing of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

Then, about 18 months ago, I edited a book for a new writer, and lo and behold, it was about vampires. I poured myself a coffee and settled in for a couple of dull days. By the end of chapter two my coffee was untouched and cold beside me. This wasn’t about vampires at all. It was about the emerging social underclass in the UK. It was about knife crime. It was about the London riots. It was about the social neglect that led to the murders of Baby P, James Bulger and Damilola Taylor. And it stirred me.

Sure there were vampires, but what a perfect use of them as a metaphor for the things that have made so many of us angry with or apathetic about our governments of late.

After I’d read it I wanted to question the author, Lee Markham, about his decision to use such bone-close representations of the children that had lost their lives in what was, essentially, a fantasy novel. It wasn’t that I thought he should change it, but I wanted to know that his motives were pure. The book was recently published by No Mam, so I went back through my emails to see if I could find his answer to my question.

I did.

“I gave a lot of thought to whether it was acceptable to feature such close facsimiles of Baby P, Damilola “This wasn’t about Taylor, or Jon Venables and vampires at all. It was Bobby Thompson and came to the conclusion that they about knife crime” could only be featured if they were not exploited. I hope the story is in its own small way a prayer to move away from the blame culture that, in the end, only serves to give sanctuary to the neglect they endured.”

I’m re-reading the book at the moment, which has since had cover artwork contributed by Liam Sharp, the famed comic book artist, who has called it “The Trainspotting of supernatural prose.” What’s striking me this time is how Markham manages to stay away from blame culture even as a writer.

Concepts like good and evil don’t really exist for him, even with vampires.

There’s a lot of violence in it, but there’s shading behind it, there’s context and there’s understanding. I think pathos is the most important ingredient for any writer of any genre to include in their work, and The Knife is dripping with it.

I’m writing this on the eve of our European elections. I pray that those who are about to be voted into power endeavor to deserve their positions, raise up our underclass before they rise up on their own in anger and desperation again, and build a better society for us all, because – and I know I’m not alone here – I’ve forgotten what the point of politicians is.

The Knife was published by No Man in 2013 and is available from Amazon and Barnes & Noble. Visit the publisher’s website for more information on this fearsome read: www.no-man.org

Made In Chelsea S7E8: “You’ve got a cactus in your face”

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resh from the news that Alex has not only cheated on her five-fold but has also had a sexual encounter involving Spenny, Binky is once again bedridden. Alex, meanwhile, is totally F-ed off with Spenny, his co-orgyparticipant. Alex blames him for spreading the word, far and wide, to the likes of Jamie. I agree – how DARE “Out of Monogamy Spenny FORCE Alex to venture out of Monogamy Village towards the bright Village towards the lights of Syphilis City.

Toff’s back. She’s in the salon with bright lights of Steph discussing how men are awful. I used to think Toff was awful but she’s so Syphilis City” ridiculously over-the-top that I might be changing my mind..

On the other hand, we absolutely DO NOT like Christiane. She’s out with Spenny, flaunting her wears, telling him he looks 30!

Wheeze goes for drinks with Steph, Stevie and Andy. Steph and Stevie eye each other up!!

Rosie and Mark Francis are car shopping. Mark Francis tells a dark story about when he learnt to drive. “I learnt in a Rolls Royce, but drove it off a bridge. So I had to drive a Mercedes instead.” STOP MARK FRANCIS! PLEASE! I won’t sleep tonight.

Sam and Wheeze are breaking their fast. Knock Knock! Someone’s at the door.

It’s Toff! What the hell are you doing there, Toff? Do you even KNOW the Thompsons? By all means Toff, sit back, put your feet up? How would you like a hard-boiled egg? Cup of tea? Shares in IBM? The deeds to this house?

Controversial alert: I like Toff. I think she has the potential to be the new Gabriella.

Riley is telling Lucy about her blossoming relationship with Stevie. Lucy says “I’m happy for you” with all the enthusiasm of a heterosexual male at a private screening of “One Direction: This Is Us”.

A Bridge. In Chelsea, if you meet at A Bridge with a significant other, you are either going to cement your mutual love or you are about to destroy someone’s self-confidence forever. It’s the latter. Binky tells Alex that if they were to get back together again she’d be worrying all the time whenever he goes out. He then says, “I don’t mind.” EXCUSE me, Alex? YOU don’t mind?????

Stevie takes Steph to a roof to show her his Shard. They kiss, as the sun sets behind Battersea Power Station.

Jamie throws a picnic. Sam relishes telling Riley about Steph and Stevie. Stevie then comes over to Riley and acts as if they were never dating. That, it would seem, is the end of that.

Binky is still annoyed that Spenny coaxed Alex into indulging in group-sexactivity. Which is a bit like paranormal activity but without ectoplasm.

Stevie wastes no time in romancing Steph by the river. Meanwhile, Jamie makes a move on Riley, much to the chagrin of Sam and Lucy who are just very very bitter.

Next week’s predictions: The Riley/Sam/Stevie web will entangle itself with the Lucy/Jamie web, and also with the Steph web (which isn’t really a web because she is just one entity).

Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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Top hair styling and colouring in relaxed surroundings at BaDu

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he bond that builds between you and your hairdresser can become a very special one.

There is a level of intimacy even that creates a feeling of comfort and trust. Finding that perfect tonsorial titivator (hair stylist) is not always easy, but when you do, then you hang on to them for dear life.

It is also why the best salons work so hard to hang on to their top stylists and in turn why the best stylists tend to stay with the same salon for years and years. But there comes a point when an ambitious hair stylist will want to break away and create their own business, which is exactly what has happened to Andrew Duffy and business partner and best friend Ella Bashford.

Together they have set up BaDu in Brighton’s Lanes, a small salon where they care for a discerning number of existing clients and a rapidly growing list of new ones who, by word of mouth, have discovered what they do.

So what makes BaDu unique?

Andrew and Ella have a clear idea that they wanted a casual and relaxed boutique whilst at the same time maintaining total professionalism. “We think of each of our clients as an individual and create a bespoke and personal plan, discussing their needs so that we can build a strong ongoing relationship. I have been hairdressing for nearly 20 years now. For a year I worked on the cruise ships and then in Australia for three years. For the last two years I was teaching hairdressing at Melbourne University. When I returned to the UK I worked for Trevor Sorbie, both in London and

then here in Brighton where I headed up the colour department.

I am well known now for my work with hair colour and have a huge colour clientele. I really enjoy the creativity that I can explore through my work and love to do photoshoots, weddings and hair for special occasions.”

Ella Bashford has been hairdressing for 25 years. In the past she worked for Rainbow Rooms in Scotland and has managed another salon in Brighton. It is Ella’s gentle and relaxed approach and her great eye for detail that has made her a successful and popular hairdresser and manager of that busy North Laine salon for many years. It is a style and approach that she maintains in their new joint venture.

At BaDu Andrew and Ella have chosen to use Kevin Murphy products and they also recommend them as a home care system that will help you to maintain the look and feel of your hair.

BaDu has much to recommend it, it is warm and cosy and yet feels pretty cool and exclusive. The ancient Lanes building is small but there is none of that sense of being on public display that you can feel in some larger salons, and you certainly get a real one-to-one experience. There’s also the presence of one of the prettiest dogs in Brighton, Deefer, a Tibetan terrier, who will calmly greet you before settling down for another relaxing snooze. Relaxing is a key word at BaDu and a visit there is a total pleasure.

BaDu, 3 Nile Street, BN1 1HW, Brighton, 01273 32937, www.baduhair.co.uk

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he English language is known for its many different pronunciations, so if you don't know how to pronounce a word ask professional linguist Dr. Hardcastle Letwin.

Dear Dr. Letwin, All my life I have pronounced the fizzy sweetmeat sherbet “shurburt”, but was recently corrected at a party by a friend's wife who claimed the correct pronunciation is “sher-but.” Is she correct? I'm afraid the discussion about the pronunciation became rather heated and I pushed her face-forward into some salmon mousse before breaking a window and being ejected from the party, so I'd really like to know the truth, as it would make me feel better about losing my job and my forthcoming court appearance.

Andrew Dogg-Deputy, Hove Dear Andrew, I'm afraid you are both wrong; the correct pronunciation is “shi-but.”

Dr. H. Letwin Dear Dr. Letwin, I was recently arrested for armed robbery and common assault. When

Dear 88975, I am not an expert on legal matters, but the officer in question was certainly incorrect in his pronunciation. Were mispronunciation a crime (as I believe it should be) it would be the officer who would be languishing in gaol rather than your good self.

Dr. H. Letwin

Edward De Bonehead’s LATERAL THINKING

PUZZLES

Dear Elspeth, Yes. You should kill yourself.

Dr. H. Letwin.

NO. 43: THE EGG AND CRESS SANDWICH At precisely 8.14pm a man called de Bargos eats an egg and cress sandwich for his breakfast. Thirty seconds later he is shot dead by an assassin with a long-range, laser-sighted rifle. At precisely 1.32pm a man called Mendoza eats an egg and cress sandwich for his lunch. Thirty seconds later he is shot dead by an assassin with a long-range, laser-sighted rifle. At precisely 6.45pm a man called O'Shaughnessy eats an egg and cress sandwich for his dinner.

Thirty seconds later he wins the Nobel prize for literature. Why?

Do you say “aww-re” instead of “uhrye” or “off-ten” instead of “off-en”?

You blithering idiot. Write to Dr. Letwin c/o Latest 7 magazine.

SOLUTION TO LAST WEEK'S PROBLEM Lundquist and Perriweather are toadstools.

Dear Dr. Letwin, During a recent discussion with my brother-in law about pronunciation and mispronunciation I (in the heat of the moment) mispronounced a word myself. Ironically enough, the word I mispronounced was “mispronounced.” What are the odds? Should I kill myself?

Elspeth Moffett, Hanover

HOVE FACTUALLY Five facts you never knew about fantabulous Hove.

the policeman in charge said, “you are not obliged to say anything but anything you do say may be used against you in a court of law...” he pronounced “obliged” with a hard G. I was raised to pronounce it with a soft G, and I'm convinced that, due to the mispronunciation, my arrest is null and void and I should be released forthwith.

Prisoner 88975 Block B Lewes Prison

1) Retailer Stanlee – Luggage and Accessories Ltd of 126 Church Road, Hove, so far as we understand, enjoys no connection to Stan Lee, the renowned writer for Marvel Comics.

2) Hove has its own anthem, composed by Slipknot, which was immediately withdrawn from use at all public occasions.

3) “H.O.V.E.” is Paul Daniel's preferred mnemonic for “Ham, Onions, Viscount biscuits and Electric (put money on the)” that he uses when he needs those particular items from the shops.

4) Thomas Mann's classic novella “Tod in Venedig” was originally titled “Tod in Hove” and detailed writer Gustav von Aschenbach's forbidden obsession with one Wilf Antrobus, 68, a retired gas-fitter from Hangleton.

5) BHASVIC, the acronym of Brighton, Hove and Sussex VI Form College, is actually an ancient Sanskrit word meaning “Futility”.

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BRIGHTON WRITES

Andrew Kay

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leep. It’s the oddest thing. There are moments in the day when my energy flags and I feel that I could literally sleep standing up. Then hours later, back home, I can lie awake for hours on end. Maybe it’s time to introduce the continental siesta into my life, or even just an afternoon nap.

I read everywhere about power napping. I’ve even tried it, but it makes me feel awful. A snooze in the afternoon leaves me feeling like I have had a boozy lunch, even when I haven’t, and I seldom do these days.

So am I accruing another trendy concept, a massive sleep debt?

I hope not, because with a schedule like mine, I can see no way of ever getting out of the slumber red and into the slumber black. In all honesty, for all those years in my twenties and thirties, when I thought nothing of staying up all night, drinking and dancing, I would be slumber bankrupt with no hope of ever getting out of that debt.

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These days my sleep pattern is weird. Tired in the afternoons, awake in the evening until the early hours and then, as always, up with the proverbial lark, or as my old mate Dame Edna would have it – up with the cock!

Yes I am an early riser, late to bed and early to rise. Most mornings see me awake at around six and out of the flat by seven. I like it in some ways.

There is plenty that can be achieved before the phone starts to ring and the relentless bleep of detritus starts popping into my email in-box. I can walk into the office at leisure, I can even stop on the way

“I would love to put my head to the pillow and drift off to dreams of fluffy white mashed potatoes and celestial pork pies”

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for a spot of breakfast, usually the naughty fry-up kind – well few of the healthier ones are available at 7am.

Funny that, you can get a good old fry-up as an early riser, but the healthy option that would seem the perfect out-of-bed-fellow to early rising is seldom available. That’s not unlike the fact that when I need a strong coffee, before a busy evening out, most coffee shops have shut their doors and gone home. Surely a missed opportunity – so many of us do not want a pub at that time of day.

Getting out of bed has never been a problem for me. I can wake, shower, dress and be out in 15 minutes if I need to. I can even manage without an alarm most days as my body clock is simply set at 6am. At least I think it is. And for those terrifyingly early starts required to catch international flights at unearthly hours, I usually find my eyes open minutes befor the alarm goes off, which is, I guess, a bonus and far preferable to an insultingly confrontational bleeper or the inane ramblings of some late-night DJ. The truth is though, that I would love to be able to go to bed and fall straight to sleep. I would love to put my head to the pillow and drift off to dreams of fluffy white mashed potatoes and celestial pork pies. And then I would like to be lulled gently into wakefulness with a cup of hot tea and a few slices of white toast and salty butter. I’d like to get dressed slowly, and get to the office for a relaxing day at my desk or out meeting lovely clients over a coffee or a bit of lunch – maybe the occasional glass of something nice to wash it down.

In my dreams, it simply isn’t going to happen.

And, in truth, I’m not that bothered. Being busy certainly reinforces the knowledge that I am alive, very much alive.

Friends tell me that I should slow down, and maybe they are right. Maybe I need to take things more steadily, maybe... No, I’m not likely to do that am I? I’m more likely to keel over one day, mid-meeting or mid-meal, hopefully with a joyous smile slapped right across my face and surrounded by the people I love and like. One should look down at my body at peace at last and say: “Ah well, he died doing what he liked doing best. Odd really that not stopping finally made him stop.”

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Renovating your home? Building your own house? No matter the scale of your ambition, you're bound to find some encouraging advice at the Southern Homebuilding & Renovating and Home Improvement Show. Taking place in Sandown Park in Surrey from 28-29 June, the inaugural event includes 150 exhibitors, free seminars and a selection of masterclasses. For

specialist help, homeowners can talk directly with the show panel, in addition to a wide range of property experts. Learn how to take advantage of sustainable energy technologies with The Department of Energy and Climate Change, or get interior and colour scheme recommendations from the Dulux Design Service Drop-in Clinic – just some of the many stalls on hand to provide property tips.

We have five copies of the CD to give away. For a chance to win one, all you have to do is answer the following question: Beethoven studied piano under which famous classical composer?

We've got five pairs of tickets to give away to readers who can tell us: Where is Sandown Park?

WIN A BEETHOVEN MYSTERIES CD Ludwig van Beethoven composed nine symphonies and 32 piano sonatas, but there are still some of his works that even ardent fans might not be aware of. The Beethoven Mysteries, released on Brana, a record label dedicated to restoring the rare performances of BrazilianPolish pianist Felicja Blumental), brings together some of the German composer's lesser known 'mystery' works. Amongst others, the specialedition CD includes Rondo In B Flat Major, for which the original manuscript no longer exists, and Violin Concerto In D Major, which allegedly took so long to finish, the sheet music was only handed to the lead violinist on the night of the premiere in 1806.

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with the name of the competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to give your name, address and telephone number. Closing date for entries: Monday 16 June 2014.

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European

The Chilli Pickle Chaula’s

Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75.

Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

Up to 50% off your food bill Table Pouncer

Table Pouncer has teamed up with Latest 7 to offer diners up to 50% off their food bill.

Register for free and take advantage of great savings. Participating restaurants change all the time, so check back and see whether your favourite is there. From Italian and Chinese to seafood and more, eating out has just got a lot more affordable. http://thelatest.co.uk/tablepouncer/

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

Coggings & Co

Coggings & Co is all about great burgers, made with local ingredients sourced with care, prepared with skill and served with warmth. They serve the best burgers you've ever tasted with a delicious set of sides and puddings. Nothing too complicated. Because in their experience, simple almost always turns out to be best. It's an ethos that's also shared by a whole bunch of other wonderful people. From the chefs and waiting staff to the farmers, producers and suppliers who provide such amazing ingredients, they are all united by a passion for outstanding, wholesome local produce.

Coggings & Co, 87-93 Dyke Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3JE, 01273 220220, www.coggingsandco.com

Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable.

Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting.

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

Bardsley’s

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Top chefs create the FareShare Feast

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atering apprentices from City College Brighton & Hove will be working alongside top chefs from Terre á Terre, 64 Degrees, Seattle, and Boho Gelato at the annual FareShare Feast.

The dinner, to be held on Tuesday 10 June at the College’s Gallery Restaurant and organised by the Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival team, will raise awareness of issues surrounding food waste and the valuable work done by FareShare in redistributing surplus food (that would otherwise go to landfill) to those in food poverty.

Marvelous mezze

The renaissance of London Road has seen a multitude of great new places to eat emerge, but right now my favourite is a tiny place called Sunbirds Mediterranean, a Middle Eastern cafe and deli, making great pastries and fresh juices, and now delicious mezzes that you can take away in a box or eat in. Having bought their delicious pastries to share in the office for my birthday, I was determined to go back and do the mezze thing. What a surprise and what amazing value at only £3.99 to eat in!

My platter had filo rolls, a stuffed sweet pepper, spicy chicken, hummus, aubergine, yoghurt and cucumber, two great salads and roast tomato. It was amazing and cost so little (about the same as a decent sandwich) but so much more interesting. In fact, so good I went back a second day and had a mezze again, with a few differences but equally tasty. This time I also had a fresh juice which featured lots of beetroot. Not only did it taste good but it felt like it was doing me good too, and at £3 it seemed like a fair price. A brilliant little place that I should keep secret, but feel obliged to share.

Sunbirds, 108 London Road, Brighton, 07437 695119

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Chefs will visit the FareShare warehouse in Moulsecoomb a couple of days before the dinner and choose the ingredients for their course. They will then work with trainee chefs at City College to create a dinner for around 50 guests.

“Not knowing what FareShare will have for us to work with, and then having to create impromptu recipes, is great fun,” said Seb Cole of Boho Gelato. “But on a serious note, most of the ingredients we are going to use would have otherwise been sent to landfill, so it is a perfect opportunity to raise awareness about food waste and the amazing work that FareShare does to redistribute food that would have otherwise been binned.”

“This event is a great way to highlight the importance of food respect in the industry”, says Matty Bowling, head chef at Terre á Terre. “It shows how creative and forward-thinking the hospitality industry can be to raise real awareness and to plant a seed in the minds of all who attend, and hopefully result in positive actions in the future.”

‘Food Respect’ is a concept that’s gaining momentum across the food industry, says Terre á Terre’s Olivia Reid: “Food is produced by people to feed people. We therefore have a duty to treat it respectfully for ecological, economic and moral reasons. Food respect starts from the growing and ends with waste disposal. All who engage in this journey need to join forces and assume responsibility; show good practice through the maximum use of products, stock control, portion control, waste management and disposal in an attempt to educate consumers and workers along the way, and to change the prevalent throw-away and energy wasting mentality.”

Festival supporter Clare Noble, of PHS Group, said: “It’s important to be raising the profile of organisations such as FareShare. Edible food should not be heading to landfill or incineration when there are people in our communities in genuine need. It makes both economic and social sense to minimise waste in the food chain.”

City College’s assistant principal, Rebecca Conroy, added: “City College consider it to be a real honour to be part of this initiative once again, alongside some of the city's finest chefs. Staff and students found last year's event both inspiring and challenging as well as a really enjoyable experience.

I personally am really looking forward to sampling some of the delights at this year’s feast.”

For more information on Catering courses at City College, email info@ccb.ac.uk or call 01273 667 759 For more information about FareShare Brighton & Hove and how you can support their work, visit: www.faresharebrightonandhove.org.uk

An abundance of burger After my rave review of Coggings & Co, I thought my burger tasting days could take a rest, but no such thing. On a sunny evening walking into town to see a rather dismal dance ‘thing’ at The Dome, I felt the need for sustenance. Remembering the buzz surrounding Burger Brothers, I decided to pop in. The menu is short, there are stools at a shelf to sit at and pumps of hand cleanser that could easily be mistaken for ketchup dispensers. I ordered a Benetton burger without asking why it had the name, and after a few additional choices were offered I sat and waited, only for a short time before my burger arrived. It was huge and came with a superb portabello mushroom, chorizo, chilli sauce and wasabi mayo as well as loads of melted quality stilton. I have to say it was very fine, if rather messy to eat, but despite the enormity of the thing I manged to finish it off. Pretty damned impressive, and with a soft drink a round tenner!

Burger Brothers, 97 North Rd, Brighton BN1 1YE, 01273 706980

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ART DECO FAIR

Decofairs

Brighton’s longest running Art Deco fair comes to Hove Town Hall this week

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ecofairs, Brighton and Hove's longest running Art Deco fair (since 1998) successfully returned to Hove Town Hall on Sunday 13 April 2014 under the new management of Chris Lau and Soman Balan, two experienced artists and event organisers, who also run the popular monthly Brighton Craft Fair (www.brightoncraft.co.uk).

Art Deco is all round you in Brighton and Hove – from Shoreham Airport in the West to Embassy Court on Hove Seafront to Gala Bingo Hall on Portland Road to Saltdean’s Lido and the Grand Ocean complex in the East.

Art Deco has always been popular in our fashion-conscious city where style and elegance often go hand in hand.

Art Deco is an influential visual arts design style which first appeared in France and Belgium after World War I, flourishing internationally in the 1930s and 1940s before its

popularity waned after World War II. It is an eclectic style that combines ancient symbols and motifs with machine age imagery and materials.

The style is often characterized by rich colours, bold geometric shapes, and ornamentation. During its heyday, Art Deco represented luxury, glamour, exuberance and faith in social and technological progress.

Decofairs is the perfect opportunity for Art Deco enthusiasts to browse and purchase high quality collectibles including periodCatch-22 memorabilia, jewellery, ceramics, clothing and accessories, lighting and lamps, clocks, statuary, prints, glass and furniture.

Traders have been known to sell a stylish list of famous designers of the era including Lalique, Clarice Cliffe, Susie Cooper, Mappin and Webb, Erte and Cartier.

Decofairs provides traders with an ideal opportunity to sell and buy, to evaluate the local Art Deco market and to make new contacts. Decofairs

prides itself on the high quality of its dealers, their reputations and their goods.

Decofairs is now building on its history and prestige. Chris and Soman are ready to take on new challenges for its traders, visitors and customers. Their main priorities will be promoting Decofairs to a wider audience and attracting new dealers and enthusiasts and transforming the café area into a vintage tea room.

Chris and Soman look forward to welcoming you at Decofairs’ next event. Dates are already established for the year ahead on the following Sundays: 8 June, 10 August, 12 October and 14 December.

Decofairs’ venue for 2014 will be that masterpiece of mid-twentieth century British Brutalist design, Hove Town Hall. Opening hours: 10am–4pm.

For more information please visit: www.decofairs.co.uk Please contact: bookings@decofairs.co.uk for any enquiries

IT’S THE TAKING PART THAT COUNTS Welcome to the award-winning TAKEPART 2014

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orking with organisations across the city, the Sports Development Team at Brighton & Hove City Council would like to invite you, your friends and family to join in one of the biggest celebrations of sport, dance and physical activity festivals in the country.

FANTASTIC FREE FAMILY DAY 21 June, 12pm to 5pm Come to Preston Park and have a go at FREE sports activities, watch performances, talk to club members and join in the fun!

Hundreds of COMMUNITY TASTER ACTIVITIES 21 June to 6 July

Inside your TAKEPART festival programme or book via the website.

TAKEPART LOCAL 27 & 28 June

Come along, join in, get active. Four events across the city, including a Big Fun Day at Wild Park.

BRIGHTON BIKESTOCK 28 June, 11am to 5pm

A fantastic sponsored community cycling event in Stanmer Park.

ACTIVE FOREVER 1 July, 10am to 1pm

Older peoples’ event. Free activities and different ways to keep active as you get older.

TAKEPART IN THE CITY 3 July, 5 to 8pm

Join us in Jubilee Square for the evening to celebrate sport and physical activity.

TAKEPART IN SCHOOLS

PADDLE ROUND THE PIER

25 June to 4 July

5 & 6 July

See what we are doing with the city’s schools with our athletics and swimming galas.

HEALTHWALK 25 June, 4.30 to 6pm

Family challenge walk and treasure hunt. A fun inter-generational treasure hunt for all the family.

The country’s largest free charity beach festival. Not to be missed!

Two weeks, hundreds of events and activities. How will you TAKEPART? For more info visit: www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/takepart

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Dawn says: "I'm sick with lessons life has taught her, and the excitement about this solo tour. I am things she knows for sure. enjoying the fact that I can't Book for this show NOW, because categorise exactly what it is, but it's Dawn French is convinced it won't be somewhere between a long before she is far too monologue, a play, and an doolally to perform it. h e c ov e n t th e c o v e r r n autobiographical slide show The evidence is there for with a few funnies thrown all to see. She is already in. At last, I have one of my three quarters certifiably three genie wishes granted, daft. The other quarter is which is that I finally get to utterly bewildered. And the work with Michael Grandage. remaining quarter simply can't The other two wishes are as yet do maths. unfulfilled. They are secret With a sharp eye for comic detail obviously, but suffice to say, one is and a wicked ear for the absurdities about Barack Obama in Speedos. The of life, Dawn French of Cornwall other is about me in speedos, with shares how she has misguidedly cheesecake involved... Enough said." spent her whole life vigorously Catch the show. Or feel like a fool. attempting to be a fully functioning To book tickets female human.

0844 871 7650* Her extraordinary lack of willpower, combined with an enviable www.atgtickets.com/brighton* *Subject to a booking fee knack for nosey parking and showing off, has driven her to grapple with the big stuff of life in public. 30 million minutes of life, in fact. That's how long she's been alive.

It's also worth coming if only to finally witness what size she actually is. Can we believe the stolen images of so many women's magazines? What is the truth? Is she so unfeasibly large that she can hardly live? Or does she sleep in a matchbox? Marvel at how one woman can mercilessly murder so much chocolate, and yet remain so curiously slim...

As a big fat liar once said of her: "Her singular attempt to be ordinary fails miserably."

0 Million Minutes, the first ever solo tour by the Queen of British Comedy, Dawn French, visits Theatre Royal Brighton for a week long run from Tue 24 – Sat 28 June.

The award winning actor, best selling novelist and all round very funny lady has written the new show based on her life and career.

30 Million Minutes will consist of various delights and riches, with the odd irksome tribulation thrown in, as Dawn takes audiences through the various

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A sneak preview of shows from the Latest TV team, online now at www.thelatest.tv & coming soon to Channel 8

With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Your sense of aesthetic appreciation is enhanced by the beautifying influence of the zodiac’s answer to Miss Universe Venus. While she lavishes in her own sign of sensual Taurus, luck may be drawn to you just as you will value the healing attributes of erotic passion.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

Your ruler, the passionate and seductive Aphrodite, enhances your sense of personal beauty and refinement. Avoiding conflict becomes a necessity as what you seek and are nourished by now, is harmony. It’s a great time for a makeover.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Despite all the excitement in your house of finances, nothing can dampen your sense of jubilation around money. Taking it in your stride, there’s one thing you may not realise; that a secret admirer is propositioning you with their mystique.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

You are quite capable of keeping the soft and loveable assets in your personality well hidden by your crusty outer exterior.

The purpose being self protection, but what if others weren’t actually trying to hurt you? Lighten up a bit; people bond when they share their vulnerable sides.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

It may not feel like it right now as you’re spending more time away from the usual hubbub, but you’ve every reason to be optimistic. Venus helps you make a dashing impression, and though people may not be very forthcoming, positive words are being spoken about you out of earshot.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

You don’t just want to expand your social circle, you need to. That may mean making some short or even long distance journeys – you need to branch out of your comfort zone and stand tall in a new playing field. The Sun in luminous Gemini helps you find the right words.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Communications around work are enhanced and as you’re breaking new ground, without realising it, this period of your life will spur on an entirely new phase of your career. Say ‘Yes’ to all gatherings, you never know who you’re going to meet.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

A sweet transit of relationship-obsessed Venus in your house of partnerships helps you smooth over outdated quarrels. You may do well to embody her attitude of never sleeping on an argument and being ready to charm and relate well, because the opportunity will come.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Slow down and take a look around. There’s a need for you to explore the depths of a situation. Things may not be as they seem and as you’re more sensitive than usual, you will know where to look and who to speak to on your quest for answers.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Potential love beckons from all corners of the globe. If you want to make the most of it you’ve got to get out there and put your best foot forward. Communication in love is the key to resolving most of the conflicts, both external and internal.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Love, if it’s any good, cannot be too predictable. Stop pretending that you love convention and mediocrity, when in actuality you crave variety, excitement, stimulation and an element of surprise. Home refurbishments go well this week.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

You’ve got a smooth tongue this week as Venus ensures you say and do that which most disarms others, who wear their armoured weapons on their sleeve. The only real fight you have this week is in discerning which lover to choose from the multitude.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

Picture perfect Behind the scenes of Latest TV with Richard Shayler

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hat do never-before-seen photographs, magic, health walks and ceramics have in common? Apart from all being awesome, they are also all the things Latest TV has been nailing recently!

Brighton Lights' presenter Guy Lloyd went down to 14 Sillwood Street in Brighton to find out all about George Douglas. George was a prolific photographer who took iconic photos of celebs from the 1940s and 1950s. Known as ‘Speedy George’, he was not only great at sprinting but also a brilliant photographer, setting the benchmark for his peers. When he passed away he left a filing cabinet full of photos to a good friend of his, Roger Bramber.

Roger is also a great snapper working for a host of newspapers. When he opened the cabinet, Roger simply couldn’t believe what he found. It contained thousands of stills of celebrities from George’s era. The likes of Spike Milligan, Gary Cooper and Audrey Hepburn are all there to name but a few. The collection is thought to be priceless, and several museums have already expressed interest in exhibiting it.

Right now, though, they can all be seen at 14 Sillwood Street as part of the Open House Festival. You should all zoom down there and check it out. But remember, stay focused.

Moving on, the ‘What The Waffle’ team went up to Sussex University, wands in hand, to get some lessons from the Magic Society. Paula learnt how to do a magic trick, and Jessica was an integral part of a trick that really needs to be seen to be believed. I can’t really say much more, magician's code and all that! Yes, we all

feel like we are magicians now. I was filming and I brought my rabbits with me. They started the day as normal rabbits and finished it as magical ones: into the hat they went, but they never came out. If anyone’s seen Fluffy or Floppy, tell them I’ll be at home waiting, with lots of carrots.

Speaking of which, Guy Lloyd often describes his physique as ‘fluffy’ and ‘floppy’, which is why he jumped at the chance to learn all about speed health walking with Debbie Bridge. Every Wednesday at 7:15am these fitness fanatics meet on Colman Avenue in Hove for a 45 minute power walking session. There are some truly inspirational people who attend these sessions.

We caught up with one member who has not only survived breast cancer, but also ran a marathon to raise money for the fight against it! She was even wearing her pink bra t-shirt, which both Guy and I were very jealous of.

So, what about those ceramics I hear you say? Well, Lynn Ruth Miller went to artist Kay Aplin's house and found out all about this beautiful art form. Kay has made some stunning ceramic pieces and has even started to make household items out of the stuff. Lynn did wonder why her tea tasted a little weird... and is now really starting to doubt those digestive biscuits.

Keep checking out www.thelatest.tv – there's some some great stuff on there from the sports and news teams... as ever!

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

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A FINE FINALE

Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

Check out this week’s latest music chart online and submit your own tracks too. There are some fresh faces here!

1 The Black Fields The Fighter 2 Moranimal Strung Out 3 St.Michel Remedy 4 The Speak You Say 5 NewNobility Asian Girl 6 dj h ultrabeat groove 7 The Silence Barriers 8 Alex King Rollercoaster Girl 9 The Last Cry Rebekka 10 Izzy Beautiful 11 Sia-Apantha-Cali Vita Brevis 12 KontraPunkt Shelter in the Fog

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Bookings A HARD DAYS NIGHT + THE VOX BEATLES

Duke Of York’s Picturehouse, 7 July 2014, £14.90, www.picturehouses.co.uk To celebrate the 50th anniversary of The Beatles' A Hard Day’s Night, Picturehouses are pleased to host a very special live music event to go with it. The VOX Beatles are a fab Beatles tribute band from Brighton. Don't miss this unique event.

THE MAGIC NUMBERS + SPECIAL GUESTS

St George’s Church, 23 September 2014, £19/17, 01273 709709, www.meltingvinyl.co.uk The Magic Numbers are an anomaly: a 70s-style, happy harmony band, made up of two sets of brothers and sisters, that are thriving in the 21st century.

NICK MULVEY

Komedia, 20 October 2014, £14.50/12.50, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton After leaving the Mercurynominated Portico Quartet – which has influenced the likes of Alt-J – in 2010, Mulvey found a new solo acoustic freedom. Here he is solo, and on tour.

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13 Imbium Ghecko The Miff Funk 14 Harper Ash Dragonfly 15 BoxBoy My Weekend 16 KontraPunkt Island 17 Fireworks For Summer A Is The Start Of Everything 18 Jesus Christ and the Disciples Don’t the kids just love it 19 Bag Of Hammers Angel 20 Stuart Newman Head Hurts SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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Brighton Centre, 6 December 2014, £45/32.50/22.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk With more than 2.5 million record sales, 15 platinum discs, 32 million YouTube views, a host of awards, a string of sold-out tours and a smash-hit album – there’s plenty to dance about here.

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hat a delight to see, on the final night, a work that was so exquisitely entertaining. Les Slovaks’ extraordinary dance work with live music was packed with poetry, the five dancers of various shapes and sizes clearly enjoying what they do and sharing that joy with the audience. Not short on skills, they also made the most of comedy, never missing an opportunity to raise a smile. From elegant to jerky, from broad strokes to the tiniest of twitches in a facial expression, they kept us enthralled. Clearly friends, the piece felt like a celebration of growing friendship, of trust and intimacy. It had a delightful innocence, too, like a danced version of Blue Remembered Hills – and it created a lasting impresson that will remain with me for some time. A much-needed light finale to an exceptional festival.

Andrew Kay

BRING THE HAPPY

Bring The Happy is an art project that gathers happy memories from all around the UK, and this event consisted of live music, quotations and general merriment. Sat around dinner tables with ever-welcome free wine, the evening was brilliantly staged, with the host and performers charismatic, amiable and bounding all over the place. At times, however, the schmaltz was overpowering, and the music a little Mumford & Sons fluffy. There were some moving stories though, and a melancholy part on sadness and loss, as well as a section on the importance of intoxication in our nation’s happiness, were inspired.

The Old Market, 23 May 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Joe Fuller

PETER JAMES

Opening the Brighton Crime Festival, Peter James’ conversation with Peter Guttridge got off to a slow start with a rambling account of his work with the fire service, but things quickly got into their stride. James certainly knows how to work an audience, with hints of revelations to come in the next Roy Grace novel and confirmation that a deal has finally been struck to bring Roy Grace to our TV screens. The Q&A was responsible for the most interesting part of the event; a question about why those with mental health problems are frequently treated negatively in crime writing. A curate’s egg of an evening.

Brighton Dome Studio Theatre, 23 May 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪ Gary Mepsted

>CLUB HIGHLIGHTS< Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark SONGS FOR THE DEAF Taking a stand against the sort of pop it calls the “musical equivalent of being hit in the face with a copy of Heat magazine”, this rock night champions grunge and pop punk from the good old days of the 1990s onwards.

That means Nirvana and Weezer through to The Vines and The Hives. More like being hit in the face by old editions of NME? Sticky Mike's Frog Bar, Fri 6 June, 10.30pm, free

90S HIP HOP SWEATSHOP More hard-hitting bass-heavy rhymes than an exploitative thirdworld clothes factory. Which is kind of what you'd expect from a hip hop night.

Haunt, Fri 6 June, 11pm, £3 TOO DARN SOULFUL Guest DJ David Greene joins Paddy Shevlin and Craig 'Swifty' Simpson for a night of unadulterated northern soul. Purists of every kind can rest assured that their sets are comprised 100% vinyl.

Komedia, Fri 6 June, 11pm, £5

HOSPITALITY You are hereby warmly invited to an evening of amusements hosted by the eminent drum'n'bass duo Camo & Krooked and their esteemed associates, Spy, Etherwood, Callous and Lowqui. The aforementioned entertainers will doubtless provide a full-on night of intense, sweaty D&B mentalness.

Concorde 2, Sat 7 June, 11pm, £15

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he renowned graduate performing company Ballet Central are performing at The Hawth Crawley as part of their 2014 nationwide tour.

The annual tour offers a chance to see some of the most highly skilled, new dance talent perform new commissions and much-loved revivals by dance’s top choreographers.

William Glassman, artistic director of Ballet Central, explains why the Ballet Central tour is so well received: “Each year we bring a programme featuring works by some of the UK’s most highly acclaimed established choreographers and talented young choreographers to local theatres.

It’s a chance to see electrifying new works and time-honoured favourites performed regionally.

This year’s repertoire includes a

dynamic range of new pieces: a sharp-edged, neo-classical work by Northern Ballet's Daniel de Andrade entitled Meraki to a new score by Ballet Central’s musical director Philip Feeney; a vibrant jazz number Toots Goes to Charleston by Leanne King; an enthralling narrative piece, Carousel Dances, by Matthew Bourne’s New Adventures Company Principal Artist Christopher Marney; and a thrilling new neo-classical work by current MA Choreography student Andrew McNicol. Classical ballet fans will relish the Corn Pas de Deux and Friends dance from Coppélia and a revival of Christopher Gable’s Five Lullabies. If it’s contemporary dance that excites, Sara Matthews is reviving one of her most popular works, Going South For The Winter, as well as her poignant solos, Rendezvous

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And Futility, to commemorate the centenary of the first world war.

In 2013 Ballet Central were thrilled to be invited to extend their tour to include The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, where they performed to sell-out audiences. The varied repertoire features a programme of ballet, contemporary, jazz and narrative dance suitable for families and all age groups.

Ballet Central is the touring company of the leading centre for professional dance training and education, Central School of Ballet (Central) based in London, which in 2013 celebrated its 30 year anniversary. Students on the final year of their three year BA (Hons) degree course join Ballet Central to gain invaluable touring experience before graduation. Ballet Central’s dancers not only perform but also help with all aspects of staging, from technical lighting to wardrobe. Another highlight of Ballet Central is the music, much of which has been created by Central’s Composer-in-Residence Philip Feeney who also performs live on the tour.

Sara Matthews, Central’s Director, comments: “We are the only vocational ballet school to offer an Honours Degree in Professional

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Dance and Performance and preprofessional touring experience on such a scale. Ballet Central continues to be a springboard for hundreds of dancers into the top international dance companies.

Dancers live to perform so touring is a much anticipated part of our three year curriculum. And we hope that the Ballet Central tour will provide inspiration to young dancers who may be thinking about professional dance as a career.”

Graduates from Central go on to join the world’s premier dance companies. Recent Central students are currently employed with Birmingham Royal Ballet, Matthew Bourne’s New Adventures Company, English National Ballet, Scottish Ballet, National Ballet of Estonia, Ballet Black, Northern Ballet, K Ballet, Rambert Dance Company, Phoenix Dance Theatre, Slovakia Ballet, Singapore Dance Theatre, Billy Elliott and many more.

Ballet Central, Thursday 12 June 7.30pm, The Hawth Crawley Box Office on 01293 553636 or book online at www.hawth.co.uk.

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COMEDY: LOU SANDERS Lou Sanders brings her Edinburgh preview to town and explains a bit about it to Victoria Nangle Hiya Lou, how are you?

Marvellous, thank you. I hope you are well too.

Looking forward to seeing the preview of your new and marvellous show. Any hints as to what we might expect in it?

It’s really a platform to promote my calendar work.

I’m bringing out a calendar promoting fruit and veg. The show is also quite heavy on the erotic.

I am publishing some erotic fiction. Finally.

I thoroughly enjoyed your use of a paddling pool and ladder previously.

What props might we expect this time around?

I’m scaling back on the props – going bigger on the jokes. And of course calendars. And of course eroticism. I can’t carry too many props because I will be carrying 16,000 calendars to sell.

Some have described your shows as almost ‘performance comedy’, as you play around with format in a very fun way. What would you say to that?

I think they actually said ‘what a performance’!

You are part of the new wave of ‘alternative comedy’ – as affirmed by your upcoming appearance on Stewart Lee’s Alternative Comedy Experience.

Why do you think now has become the time when people have started pushing boundaries again?

I think people just do what they find funny. Sometimes after a while in comedy you get bored of watching it and sometimes even doing it, so you want to do something else with it. But ultimately, I guess people are doing what they want and there’s a market for all kinds of shit.

If you could be in an adventure book of old, what would be your pirate name, your actual treasure, and where would you hide it?

My pirate name is Karate Piraté.

My treasure is my heart and I hide it in my pants.

What are your ambitions for the rest of 2014?

Just trying, one day at a time, not to get pregnant.

You’ve come to the seaside – tuck into a fish dinner! What is your favourite kind of fish to eat?

I’m vegetarian, so the fake fish, or sometimes I eat mussels as they haven’t got eyes.

Thank you very much for taking the time to chat. Wishing you a marvellous rest of your day.

You too!

Lou Sanders with support from Caroline Mabey, Caroline Of Brunswick, Sat 7 June, 7.45pm, £6.50/5

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COMEDY: COMEDY CANOE Jayde Adams headlines this clubhouse of comedy, bringing energy and gut-laughs to the top of the evening, perfectly supported by hand-picked local comics on their way up. Hosted by Ingrid Dahle.

Temple Bar, Wed 4 June, 8pm, £4

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COMEDY: EDINBURGH PREVIEW: ROB AUTON: THE FACE SHOW Rob likes writing about the things he likes. One of those things is faces.

After The Yellow Show and his recent hit The Sky Show, Rob now turns his attention to faces.

Upstairs At Three And Ten, Sat 7 June, 8pm, £7/5 EVENTS: PHILOSOPHY IN PUBS NATIONAL CONFERENCE Philosophical discussion groups have sprung up around the country in recent years – perhaps in response to a decline in decent pub banter. This three-day event marks the anniversary of WW1 with a series of talks and seminars on themes of conflict, war, terrorism and law. Speakers include Julian Baggini, Dr Tarik Kochi and Richard Robinson.

The Imperial Hotel, 6-8 June, £45 EVENT: KEMP TOWN CARNIVAL It's been going almost 20 years, but now the community street festival is in urgent need of funding to make it happen. They're planning all sorts of street theatre, circus performers and break dancing – plus a children’s parade and five stages of top local bands. To pull it off, they need your help: check out their Kickstarter appeal.

Kemp Town Village, Sat 7 June, free FILM: 22 JUMP STREET (CERTIFICATE: TBC) Dir: Phil Lord, Chris Miller US cop comedy with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum playing a chubby nerd and a stupid jock. It's a sequel to the 2012 reboot of the '80s TV series, but this time the unlikely buddies are going undercover in a high school. As the pair relive their

college years, the spoofy silliness is laid on thick and fast.

Released Fri 6 June Showing at Cineworld and Odeon FILM: PULP (12A) Dir: Florian Habicht As a senior citizen says in an interview in this documentary, Pulp were 'more melodic' and had 'better words' than any of their Britpop rivals. Partly centred on the band's 2012 farewell show, the film is also an ode to Sheffield, and includes a rendition of 'Help The Aged' by a group of pensioners in a cafe. Jarvis and co will be doing a satellite Q&A live from Sheffield City Hall.

Released Sat 7 June Showing at Duke's @ Komedia ART: GRADUATE SHOW 2014 Annual exhibition of over 500 graduating students' work covering all arts disciplines from photography to fashion, and from fine art to design and craft. Come and find the stars of tomorrow!

University of Brighton, Grand Parade Main Building, 01273 644099. 7-15 June

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&FILM, ART&EVENTS Graduate Show 2014

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MUSIC: NICK OLIVERI Widely known as the bassist with Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age and Dwarves, Nick Oliveri strikes out on his own as an acoustic performer in support of his excellent album Leave Me Alone, which features members of Motorhead, Moistboyz, Ween, The Dwarves and his other band, Mondo Generator.

Prince Albert, Wed 4 June, 8pm, £10 Nick Oliveri

MUSIC: THE ACID Jeff Hemmings drops in...

ART: OUR SOUTH DOWNS Sussex Downs College Foundation students exhibit work alongside other local schools in the largest schools’ exhibition to date. Inspired by the Towner’s permanent collection and the local landscape, the Sussex Downs College group created a map of the Eastbourne coastline in clay tiles and recorded their walk along the Downland pathway in impressed clay tiles.

Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434670. Until 8 June.

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MUSIC: FUTURE ISLANDS The hot ticket of this year's Great Escape due to the much-talked about Samuel T. Herring's performance on the David Letterman show earlier in the year. There's a surprisingly strong DIY streak to the band and that combined with their euphoricmelancholic sound, makes them the veritable late bloomers. The marvellous Kristian Harting is in support.

Concorde 2, Sat 7 June, 7pm, £12

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The Haunt, Tues 3 June, 7pm, £10

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righton resident Adam Freeland may be familiar to many as a 'breaks' dance pioneer, having set up the Marine Parade label back in the late 90s and from there on in becoming something of a legend in that world, DJing around the globe, on some of the biggest stages, he eventually exhausted himself.

"I did it a lot," says Adam over a coffee near his long-term Brighton seafront home. "For 16 years, I didn't stop. I always said I would do this until it felt like a job. I never wanted to be that guy who is going through the motions, and not having fun. I want it to be an artistic passion, not a job. And I was knackered."

It took a while to adjust to a 'normal' lifestyle and to get his body clock back.

"For six months I didn't like music, I had a bit of a crisis! But I got my energy back, and my clarity back, and started loving music again with a whole new perspective. And I started putting together mixes on my sound cloud and the reaction was awesome, back to where I started."

Whilst visiting Los Angeles, Adam called producer Steve Nalepa and booked some studio time, but before that, he bumped into Ry X, producer and singer, at a dinner party. "He told me he had done this track called Howling with some guys called Arm in Berlin. And that was literally my favourite track at the time.

So, we just started messing around, drones on guitars. And then because I had booked studio time with Steve, we went to the studio the next day and recorded four tracks in four days, which became an EP. We put it up on sound cloud and didn't tell anyone about who was behind it. We knew it was good, and it started getting some momentum, and promoters and labels started getting in touch. Infectious got in touch late last year and we signed with them."

The Acid's Liminal album is truly a band effort (Freeland, Nalepa and Ry X), a wonderfully tense, emotive, intricate and yet chilled affair that flows from beginning to end. "It was quick and refreshing, such a revelation creatively for me. I wasn't trying to be anything, and he's (Ry X) got a great voice. I think it's the best album I’ve done."

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BRIGHTON NOISE

On a masked man and sweet Clams

Alastair Reid on the week’s best gigs

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masked man, an unknown identity and one hell of a scary sound. All we know about Vincent Vocoder Voice (Hope, Wed 4 June) is that he comes from Brighton and makes the most disturbing music we've heard for some time. It's full-on heavy without slipping into a rock furrow and packs in some surprising melodies underneath spasms of surging noise and random clatter. Some of VVV's songs recall the wonky art rock of Cardiacs, just with the fun replaced by uncomfortable lyrics and unpleasant imagery. Which is great.

But it’s not to say there isn't a certain humour at work here. The press release for last November's eponymous album spoke of “capturing the second of murderous anger at being cut up at the roundabout or being handed a half-full cappuccino.” Either he's a tit, or he thinks you are.

Smoke Fairies (Sticky Mike's Frog Bar, Wed 4 June) call themselves dreampop, but really it sounds like good old folk rock. Perhaps hoping to dodge the unfashionable connotations of both those words, the Chichester duo have tried to rebrand what is essentially trad folk harmonies with tinkling piano and/or softly distorted guitar. It's pristine and pretty, but stands or falls depending on how many mid-tempo ballads you can manage in one sitting. Judging by the girls' ongoing success, audiences can't get enough. They've been championed

by Richard Hawley, toured with Laura Marling and were signed by Jack White.

A good indicator of the folk rock influence, right there.

Shannon And The Clams (Hope, Thurs 5 June) take a decidedly lo-fi approach to the squeaky-clean sound of the 50s and early 60s music. In thrall to both prom-pop and early garage, the band combine sweet and simple tunes with fuzzed-up guitars and drums that sound like somebody's kicking a shed.

The Oakland trio might be a little rough round the edges, but it all serves to offset what might otherwise be a cheesy pastiche of Buddy Holly and The Shangri-Las. That stuff has an innocence that can't be done these days without gagging. As filtered by the Clams, that music is battered and broken-hearted, but it's all the better for it.

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hirty-two years after Carlton Douglas Ridenhour released Public Enemy #1 on tape while studying graphic design at Long Island's Adelphi University, his legendary crew are at the Concorde on Tuesday. Public Enemy's 2012 double album "Most Of My Heroes Still Don't Appear On No Stamp/The Evil Empire of Everything" was re-released on vinyl for this year's Record Store Day and although the clocks around Flavor Flav's neck keep ticking, Chuck D and the rest show no signs of slowing down. It's close to £30 but, well into their fifties, this may be one of the few times left to catch one of hip-hop's greatest-ever groups.

Angel Olsen is at the other end of her career but back in Brighton for the second show promoting February's Burn Your Fire For No Witness on Wednesday.

The Missouri native creates a fine mixture of old-timey warbles over fuzzy new wave and folk classics that hit the listener like a bottle of whiskey and a broken heart. The Old Market Angel Olsen couldn't be a better place to see her return.

Psych-rock weirdos The Cosmic Dead recorded their eponymous debut album yards away from the tragically enflamed Glasgow School of Art in 2011 and bring their glorious 80-minute foray into the cosmos to Campbell Road Studios on Thursday. Before the Great Escape, Campbell Road was a slightly damp pair of shipping containers under the viaduct near Preston Circus, but the festival spurred a fresh and cosy renovation that should make it a mainstay as a venue for the future. Local luminaries Jungfrau and Portsmouth's You're Smiling Now But We'll All Turn Into Demons, support.

For a band to have amassed more than 3000 likes on Facebook with only 25 seconds of recorded music is some feat, so if you want to know what the fuss is about, get down to the Prince Albert for Girl Band on Saturday. That 25 seconds – 'The Cha Cha Cha' – spits in the face of everyone else on this list, not least because of its disregard for form or structure, and is a rolling boulder of post-punk fury built around a five-second riff. But it's really good.

The excellent Future Islands – at the Concorde on Saturday after a recent Letterman Show appearance that was half-croon, half-growl, all awesome – also get a nod this week, but Dog In The Snow is at the Green Door Store on Monday so that's where we'll be.

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tuesday 3 Secret Life of Babies ITV 1, 9pm Enter: babies. Mastering the complex skills of walking, talking and relating to the world around them. Apparently, babies laugh 300 times a day but cannot produce tears. They can breathe and drink at the same time, but don’t have kneecaps. Who knew?! Well, we should, surely.

We were all tiny once...

The Complainers Channel 4, 9pm Grumble grumble grumble. The recession has bitten council budgets hard, and councils are having to up their game to deal with some of the nation’s most stubborn complainers. There’s a man with a camera strapped to his head who’s been arguing with councillors of Kirklees since 1988: that’s persistence for you!

Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb More4, 9pm The lovely Amanda Lamb ‘mediates’ whilst three homeowners compete to win an offer from a buyer. They get to snoop round each other’s homes first, and armed with this knowledge, £1,000 and some advice from Amanda they have one week to improve their homes.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 D-Day 70: The Heroes Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Fake Britain 11.30 Call The Council 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.30 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders Tina is under pressure to impress Tosh, but will she fall at the last hurdle? An impulsive decision by Billy sees him playing with fire.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama.

9.00 Happy Valley Drama series.

Things get tense at Catherine’s birthday party when a drunk Daniel reveals a different version of past events with Becky.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

11.05 Room 101 – Extra Storage Frank Skinner referees three new celebs.

11.50 FILM: Swingers (1996) Starring Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn and Katherine Kendall. Cool comedy about would-be actors struggling to find love, fame and fortune in the cutthroat world of Hollywood.

1.25am Weatherview 1.30 BBC News

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Building Dream Homes 7.35 Call The Council 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 Watchdog 10.05 Real Lives Reunited 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 1.30 The Super League Show 2.15 Coast 2.20 Pallisers 3.15 Cash In The Attic 3.45 Big Cat Diary 4.15 The Bear Family And Me 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Nerdy quiz show.

6.30 Building Dream Homes 7.00 Great British Menu It’s finals week! In this episode, it is the fish course and the chefs who did not make it onto the shortlist with their starters yesterday are hoping to do better. The judges are joined by Ken Sturdy who landed on Sword Beach on D-Day and who helped judge the North West region. Who will be in with a chance of cooking their fish course at the banquet.

8.00 Springwatch 2014 Chris Packham, Martin Hughes-Games and Michaela Strachan have live updates on the latest events from RSPB Minsmere in Suffolk.

9.00 Welcome To Rio 10.00 QI With Stephen Fry. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Britain’s Greatest Pilot: The Extraordinary Story Of Captain Winkle Brown Captain Eric ‘Winkle’ Brown recounts his flying experiences, encounters with the Nazis and other adventures leading up to and during the Second World War. Illustrated with archive footage and Captain Brown’s own photos.

12.20am Sign Zone: Ian Hislop’s Olden Days 1.20 Sign Zone: The Necessary War 4.00 Tales From The Old Bailey 4.15 Tales From The Old Bailey 4.30 One Hundred Years Of The Women’s Movement 5.00 True Stories

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Pollard’s efforts make a huge impression. James tries to bond with Adam. Megan meets her match.

8.00 Quads: Our First Year Sharon and Julian Turner spent four years trying for a baby - to the point that they felt that Sharon would never conceive. Then, on their final attempt at IVF they were told that two implanted embryos had split, giving them two sets of identical twins, two boys and two girls - an occurrence rated at odds of 70 million to one.

This documentary follows the family through the quads’ miraculous first year. We discover how the arrival of these babies has pushed their parents to their very limits - and has changed their lives forever.

9.00 Secret Life Of Babies See highlights 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Daylight (1996) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Dan Hedaya, Claire Bloom and Viggo Mortensen.

Subterranean disaster movie about a former emergency services worker who attempts to lead a handful of survivors to safety from a collapsing New York road tunnel.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Rory Bremner’s Great British Views

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x2) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under 12.35 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x3) 1.40 French Collection 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sinead attempts to tear her family apart. Nancy is annoyed when she finds out who tampered with the exam papers. Will Ste agree to help Freddie? Darren receives a worrying text.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with Maria, who had moved back to the UK after ten years living in Switzerland and wanted a home near the Thames.

9.00 The Complainers See highlights 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic Dr Christian Jessen and Dr Dawn Harper host the series from the Embarrassing Bodies team showcasing medical diagnosis as it happens.

11.05 Coppers Hard-hitting documentary series. This episode meets Nottinghamshire Police’s dogs and their handlers. The officers of the Dog Section are trained high-speed drivers, often the first to arrive at a crime scene with little idea who - or what - is awaiting them.

12.05am PokerStars.com EPT London 1.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.25 Trans World Sport 2.25 FIM Superbike World Championship 2.50 British Formula 3 3.15 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.10 Building The Dream 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Monkey 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Classic Car Rescue 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: After The Fall (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away John tries to stop Marilyn from volunteering to be tested as a liver donor for Leah.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun Observational documentary series. It is the week of the Gibraltar Music Festival and events planner Monica Coumbe must organise the creature comforts requested for all the dressing rooms.

8.00 The Dog Rescuers Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. In this episode, Herchy visits an English Bull Terrier who is in a filthy state and Stephanie visits a disobedient Japanese Akita called Rex who is running circles around his owner.

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series.

10.00 Inside Broadmoor Two-part documentary special exploring Broadmoor, home to Britain’s most notorious killers.

11.00 Body Of Proof Medical mystery series. When the editor of a high-society magazine is murdered, medical examiner Dr Megan Hunt discovers that she had more enemies than friends.

12.00am Cricket On 5 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 The Spy Who Brought Down Mary Queen Of Scots 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Elite League Speedway 11.00 TBA 12.00pm Amlin Cup Final 1.00 TBA 5.00 Amlin Cup Final 6.00 Heineken Cup Final 7.00 Scottish Cup Football 8.00 Championship 9.00 UEFA Champions League 10.00 Amlin Cup Final 11.00 TBA 2.00am Elite League Speedway 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Super League: Grand Final Gold 6.15 Super League: Grand Final Gold 6.30 Super League: Grand Final Gold 6.45 Super League: Grand Final Gold 7.00 Super League Full Time 8.00 TBA 11.00 Super League Full Time 12.00pm ICC World Twenty20 12.30 ICC World Twenty20 1.00 ICC World Twenty20 1.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 7.30 LIVE ODI Cricket 10.00 ICC World Twenty20 10.30 ICC World Twenty20 11.00 ICC World Twenty20 11.30 Super League Backchat 12.00am ODI Cricket 1.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 1.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 2.00 ODI Cricket 3.00 Super League Backchat 3.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 4.30 ODI Cricket 5.30 Super League Backchat

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 7.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 8.00 Bass Fishing 9.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm Super Rugby Extra Time 12.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 1.00 IRB Junior World Championship 3.00 IRB Junior World Championship 5.00 Elite League Speedway 7.00 TBA 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Sportswomen 11.00 TBA 12.00am Fishing: Bass Fishing 1.00 Premier League Poker 2.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 4.00 Premier League Poker 5.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing Louise Bevan

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8.00am Futurama (x4) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: LA (x2) 2.00 Lie To Me 3.00 Stargate Atlantis 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: Mrs Doubtfire (1993) 11.20 Hawaii Five-0 (X2) 1.20am NCIS: LA (x2) 3.00 Lie To Me

7.00pm World Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments 9.00 England’s Worst Ever Football Team 10.00 Backchat World Cup Special 10.45 EastEnders 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am American Dad! 12.25 Backchat World Cup Special 1.10 Badults 1.40 Barely Legal Drivers 2.40 Sweat The Small Stuff

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Ocean Giants 9.00 The Crusades 10.00 Amber 10.50 Hidden Histories: Britain’s Oldest Family Businesses 11.50 Frost On Interviews 12.50am Ocean Giants 1.50 The Crusades 2.50 Amber

2.00pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: Dumb And Dumber (1994) 10.15 Tricked: Favourite Tricks 11.15 Celebrity Juice 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Pie In The Sky 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.55 Home To Roost 5.25 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Pie In The Sky

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Journey To The Center Of The Earth (2008) 10.00 Marvel’s Agents Of SHIELD 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube: Animal Madness

11.35am FILM: Dark Command (1940) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (2) 9.00 Selling Houses - See highlights 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 My Big Fat Gypsy Christening 12.15am Grand Designs

11.00am Carry On Dick (1974) 12.50pm Hills Of Home (1948) 2.50 To Catch A Thief (1955) 5.00 SOS Titanic (1979) 7.05 The Addams Family (1991) 9.00 Limitless (2011) 11.00 Black Swan (2010) 1.05am Feast Of Love (2007) 3.15 Close

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wednesday 4 Springwatch 2014 BBC2, 8pm TV’s ageless nature boffs Chris Packham and Michaela Strachan give us the lowdown from their beautiful reserve on the Suffolk coast. Martin Hughes-Games heads to the beach, and gets up close and personal with one of Britain’s rarest and most ferocious predators – the ‘ant lion’. Yes, you heard correctly.

FILM: Jack Taylor: Shot Down (2013) Channel Five, 10pm Gritty murder mystery series of stand-alone noir dramas based on Ken Bruen’s acclaimed crime novels, set in rural Ireland.

Alcoholic ex-Garda Jack Taylor (Iain Glen) gets himself into a travellers’ feud as he puzzles the mind of a young girl who witnessed her mother’s murder.

The Tomorrow People E4, 9pm It’s the season finale. We’ll miss this sci-fi world, peppered with bizarre advancements in human evolution. Stephen knows he must be the one to destroy the Founder’s machine and prevent the extermination of humanity, but is he too late?! Psionic powers, futuristic leather jackets and existential peril a’plenty.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 D-Day 70: The Heroes Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 10.30 State Opening Of Parliament 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Link 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.30 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog The team discover why private health screening could do more harm than good.

9.00 Del Boys And Dealers Documentary series following the nation’s wheeler dealers. Larger-thanlife wheeler dealer Danny has been criss-crossing the country, buying and selling, for more than ten years. But he runs into problems when an antique Newfoundland caribou head fails to fetch what he thinks it’s worth.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today from the South East of England.

10.35 Brazil: In The Shadow Of The Stadiums - Panorama Tonight Panorama travels to Brazil to reveal the troubles behind 2014 World Cup preparations.

11.15 FILM: The Other Man (2008) Starring Laura Linney, Liam Neeson, Romola Garai and Antonio Banderas.

Following the death of his wife, grieving husband Peter discovers evidence of adultery, and decides to track down her beau and confront him. But in doing so, he gets far more than he had bargained for.

12.35am Weatherview 12.40 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Building Dream Homes 7.30 Call The Council 8.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.00 Antiques Roadshow 10.00 Bang Goes The Theory 10.30 See Hear 11.00 Fake Britain 11.30 Call The Council 12.15pm Instant Restaurant 1.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 1.30 Breakaway 2.15 Coast 2.30 The Pallisers 3.25 Big Cat Diary 4.15 The Bear Family And Me 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Game show. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize or will it roll over to the next show?

6.30 Building Dream Homes Building Dream Homes.

7.00 Great British Menu The chefs must cook each of their four courses again to impress not only the judges Matthew Fort, Oliver Peyton and Prue Leith but also a banquet guest of honour who has memories of the war, as well as fellow chefs who also mark the dishes.

8.00 Springwatch 2014 See highlights 9.10 Coast Australia Coast Australia.

10.00 Episodes Comedy series. Sean and Beverly Lincoln are the happily married creators of a hit British TV show, who are persuaded to move to Los Angeles to remake it for American TV. Honestly, what could go wrong?

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 A Very British Airline 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear The magazine for the deaf community. 12.50 Sign Zone: The Story Of Women And Art 4.00 The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time: From Page To Stage 5.00 Science Of The Harvest 5.30 The Burrowers – Learning Zone

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Coronation Street Has the pressure finally got to Carla? A fraught Steve is on borrowed time.

Sally is thrilled with Tim’s gesture.

7.30 International Football: England V Ecuador Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of England’s World Cup warm-up against Ecuador at the Sun Life Stadium in Miami.

10.10 ITV News; Weather 10.50 International Football Highlights: England V Ecuador Adrian Chiles is joined by Glenn Hoddle, Lee Dixon and Andy Townsend for extended highlights as England are in Miami to take on Ecuador in their penultimate World Cup warm up game.

11.50 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands Documentary series which takes a look at the popular getaway through the eyes of tourism, and the people who holiday there. This episode features Lisa and Marc, who have spent their last 17 holidays in the same resort, Tanya, who has travelled from Kent to Kavos - where she is now the queen of the tattoo trade, and Mary, whose dream life is rocked by the realisation that her children will have to move away to find work.

12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: The American President (1995) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Rory Bremner’s Great British Views

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under 11.30 Come Dine With Me Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x3) 1.40 French Collection 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Has Ste lost his only chance to save Leah and Lucas from Social Services?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Mary’s Silver Service Mary Portas launches a pop-up employment agency to find jobs for Britain’s overlooked and under-valued pensioners, encouraging them to dust off the skills they’ve spent a lifetime perfecting and give Britain the benefit of their experience and expertise.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period.

10.00 My Last Summer Death is inevitable yet it is not a subject we find easy to talk about. In this series, five terminally ill people are brought together for regular weekends at a Cotswold manor house to talk frankly about their experience of living and dying as they contemplate the last months of their lives.

11.00 The Complainers Documentary series examining Britain’s complaints culture.

12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions Hosted by Alice Levine 12.45 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1.40 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.35 FILM: How To Steal A Million (1966) 4.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Monkey 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.20 FILM: Wild Hearts (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Evie is angry that Zac is dodging his responsibilities by not punishing her properly. Nate has to swallow his jealousy in order to treat Brax professionally after he collapses.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours.

8.00 Off The Scale: Big Body Squad! Documentary series following teams of medical and service personnel tasked with looking after and moving the severely obese.

9.00 The McCanns And The Conman Documentary film looking at ‘Operation Omega’, the secret private investigation set up by security consultant Kevin Halligen in 2008 to find missing child Madeleine McCann. As the investigation went on, it transpired that Kevin Halligen was not a spy but one of the world’s most audacious conmen. This documentary features exclusive interviews with ex-MI5 personnel, the FBI and ex-military officers.

10.00 FILM: Jack Taylor: Shot Down See highlights 12.00am Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

12.55 SuperCasino Live 3.10 The Man Who Ate Himself To Death 4.00 Great Artists 4.20 Great Scientists 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

S Ju

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Scottish Cup Football 10.00 Football Gold 11.00 Speedway Gold 12.00pm Scottish Cup Football 1.00 TBA 4.00 Elite League Speedway 6.00 World Cup Of Darts 2014 Preview 7.00 Darts Gold 7.30 LIVE Championship Rugby Union 10.00 Scottish Cup Football 11.00 World Cup Of Darts 2014 Preview 12.00am Championship Rugby Union 2.30 Football Gold 3.30 Championship Rugby Union

Sky Sports 2 6.00am ODI Cricket 7.00 Brian Lara Masterclass 8.00 ODI Cricket 9.00 Super League Backchat 9.30 Brian Lara Masterclass 10.30 Super League Backchat 11.00 ICC World Twenty20 12.00pm ODI Cricket 1.00 ICC World Twenty20 2.00 ODI Cricket 3.00 Scottish Cup Football 4.00 Football Gold 5.00 Football’s Greatest 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 9.30 Super League: Grand Final Gold 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 In Cycle 11.30 TBA 12.30am Watersports World 1.30 In Cycle 2.00 Scottish Cup Football 3.00 PSA World Series Squash 4.00 Scottish Cup Football 5.00 Boots ‘n’ All

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 Super League Backchat 1.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 ICC World Twenty20 4.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 5.00 PSA World Series Squash 6.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 7.00 TBA 10.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 11.00 PSA World Series Squash 12.00am Max Power 1.00 Racemax 1.30 Boots ‘n’ All 2.30 Watersports World 3.30 Max Power 4.30 Racemax 5.00 Watersports World Louise Bevan

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8.00am Futurama (x4) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: LA (x2) 2.00 Lie To Me 3.00 Stargate Atlantis 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 24: Live Another Day 10.00 The Ones To Watch 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Lie To Me

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Orphan Black 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.30 American Dad! (x2) 12.15am England’s Worst Ever Football Team 1.10 Backchat World Cup Special 1.55 Orphan Black 2.40 In The Flesh 3.40 C-Bomb

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Medieval Lives: Birth, Marriage, Death 9.00 FILM: Miss Potter (2006) 10.30 Cleopatra: Portrait Of A Killer 11.30 The Pharaoh Who Conquered The Sea 12.30am Parks And Recreation (x2) 1.15 Medieval Lives

3.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Top 100 Weddings 9.00 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (x2) 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am Tricked: Favourite Tricks

12.00pm Pie In The Sky 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 4.20 Second Thoughts 4.55 Home To Roost 5.25 Man About The House 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Cold Blood 11.35 Law & Order: UK 12.35am Pie In The Sky

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Youngers 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The Tomorrow People - see highlights 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 Made In Chelsea 12.00am Brooklyn Nine-9

11.20am Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.50 FILM: Across The Wide Missouri (1951) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Bank Job (2008) 11.15 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am Grand Designs

11.00am The Desert Fox (1951) 12.50pm King Solomon’s Mines (1985) 2.50 Mogambo (1953) 5.10 Sea Devils (1953) 7.00 Drillbit Taylor (2008) 9.00 Hanna (2011) 11.10 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 1.10am Chatroom (2010) 3.15 Close

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thursday 5 Eastenders BBC1, 7.30pm We’ve surely learned by now that there’s never a dull moment for the residents of Albert Square.

Dean continues to meddle in Tina and Tosh’s relationship, a desperate Billy resorts to ‘extreme measures’ (the mind boggles), and Bianca makes a risky choice... despite Alfie’s concerns.

If I Don’t Come Home Letters From D-Day ITV1, 10.35pm On 6 June 1944, the Normandy Landings were launched on the north coast of occupied France – the single largest seaborne invasion in history. This dramatised documentary follows four allied soldiers as they pen what could be their last letters to the people they love back home.

How The Wild West Was Won With Ray Mears BBC4, 9pm Everyone’s favourite woodsman, bushcraft expert and epic explorer, Mr Ray Mears, brings fascinating stories to life in this series as he travels through mountainous regions, deserts and the Great Plains. Expect horses, wagons, axes, and a healthy dose of rustic charm.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 D-Day 70: The Heroes Remember 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Fake Britain 11.30 Call The Council 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Doctors 2.45 The Link 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 EastEnders See highlights 7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 Food Inspectors Matt Allwright, Chris Hollins and Gaby Roslin present a series investigating food hygiene. Chris and Gaby find out exactly what’s in chicken nuggets. While Gaby gets a lesson on how to make homemade nuggets Chris investigates what’s in the shop-bought version. Gaby also looks at takeaway nuggets and reveals what’s in them to a group of unsuspecting school children.

9.00 From There To Here Drama. In a hospital bed, Daniel opens his eyes to his worst nightmare - the truth about his double life emerges, and he loses both women. His family have plenty more hidden away.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate.

11.35 This Week By-Election Special A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests.

3.00am Holiday Weatherview 3.05 BBC News

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Building Dream Homes 7.35 Call The Council 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 Escape To The Continent 10.05 Gardeners’ World 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Two Greedy Italians 2.00 Breakaway 2.45 Cash In The Attic 3.30 Animal Park 4.15 The Bear Family And Me 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize or will it roll over to the next show?

6.30 Building Dream Homes Building Dream Homes.

7.00 Great British Menu Which chef will triumph to cook the starter, fish, main and dessert at the D Day banquet?

8.00 Springwatch 2014 At the end of a dramatic week for wildlife on the Suffolk coast, Chris Packham, Michaela Strachan and Martin Hughes-Games report live on all the latest action from RSPB Minsmere.

Chris catches up with a young fox family in Brighton, and Iolo Williams presents the latest from his base on the wild west coast of Scotland.

9.00 Springwatch Unsprung Audience-led discussion and debate from RSPB Minsmere.

9.30 Burning Desire: The Seduction Of Smoking Documentary exploring attitudes to cigarettes and smoking.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Welcome To Rio Welcome to Rio. 12.20am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.50 Sign Zone: The Pity Of War 4.00 Bitesize Science 5.00 Curious Cat Key Stage 1 Science Series 5.30 William Whiskerson 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Stoat - Play

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Sam forms a drastic plan. Pollard fears the worst.

7.30 The Diabetes Epidemic: Tonight Jonathan Maitland takes a look at the growing problem of dibetes in Britain which is three times more common than cancer and costs the NHS ten billion pounds a year. Taking to the streets, he give members of a the public a free diabetes health check with some very interesting results.

8.00 Emmerdale Belle is shocked by Sam’s plan.

8.30 Coronation Street The devastation continues for Carla. Has Steve dropped Peter in it?

9.00 Life Of Ryan: Caretaker Manager Documentary covering the period during which Ryan Giggs served as interim manager of Manchester United and his four games in charge of the biggest club in the world. With contributions from Sir Alex Ferguson, Diego Maradona, David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 If I Don’t Come Home Letters From D-Day See highlights 11.35 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Diabetes Epidemic: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Rory Bremner’s Great British Views

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymon (x2) 9.00 Frasier (x2) 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under 11.30 Come Dine With Me Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x3) 1.40 French Collection 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Freddie soldiers on with his daring plan. Mercedes encourages Grace to say a final goodbye to Fraser. Leela is won over by a distressed Ziggy.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Architect George Clarke shows how to create a property to escape to in small and affordable places.

9.00 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala Channel 4’s annual charity comedy gala in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity. Those performing on stage include James Corden, Jo Brand, Lee Evans, Michael McIntyre, Paddy McGuinness, Sean Lock and Seann Walsh.

11.40 The Island With Bear Grylls Survival series. In this final episode, the men enter their fourth week of living on the island with the group hungry and divided. With island life starting to fall apart, the men’s bodies and minds are beginning to show the strain of the experiment.

12.40am Bear Grylls: Surviving The Island This special episode sees Bear Grylls visit the men at the end of the experiment.1.25 24 Hours In A&E 2.20 Embarrassing Bodies: Live From The Clinic 3.15 Tricks Of The Junk Food Business 3.45 Time Team Special 4.40 Unreported World 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Perfect Assistant (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hannah is furious that Andy used her to break into the hospital safe. Has he finally gone too far? Bianca reacts badly to baby Harley. After a heart-to-heart with Alf, Spencer attempts to patch things up with Chris and Sasha.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. In this episode, the team tackles some boozers in Barrow, Duggie and Mark look into a car that has come a cropper and the cocky occupants of a Mondeo refuse to face the bald facts about their tyres.

8.00 Angry Britain: Travel Rage Observational documentary series featuring extraordinary outbursts of temper caught on camera by bystanders and brawlers.

9.00 Big Brother: Power Trip: Live Launch The reality television series returns! This year, Big Brother is offering housemates the ultimate prize: power. Whoever has the power will be able to influence, twist and control events in the house. Evil!

10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brother related news with Emma Willis.

11.30 Big Brother: Live From The House 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Bangkok Brits 4.00 Great Artists 4.20 Great Scientists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Championship 10.00 Football Gold 12.00pm Championship 1.00 TBA 4.00 Championship 5.00 Football Gold 6.00 Ringside 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 Football Gold 8.00 LIVE Rugby League Challenge Cup 10.00 Championship 11.00 Ringside 12.00am Rugby League Challenge Cup 2.00 Championship 3.00 Football Gold 3.15 Football Gold 4.00 Championship 5.00 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 2 6.00am PSA World Series Squash 7.00 Boots ‘n’ All 8.00 Super League: Grand Final Gold 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 PSA World Series Squash 11.00 Max Power 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Football Gold 1.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 2.00 Sporting Greats 2.30 Total Rugby 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 4.30 Racemax 5.00 WWE Vintage 6.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Max Power 7.00 Racemax 7.30 Total Rugby 8.00 Max Power 9.00 Watersports World 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm Racemax 12.30 Total Rugby 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 2.30 Racemax 3.00 PSA World Series Squash 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 In Cycle 5.30 World Cup Of Darts 2014 Preview 6.30 Racemax 7.00 TBA 10.00 PSA World Series Squash 11.00 TBA 3.00am Ringside 4.00 World Cup Of Darts 2014 Preview 5.00 Ringside

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8.00am Futurama (x4) 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: LA (x20 2.00 Lie To Me 3.00 Stargate Atlantis 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 NCIS: LA 9.00 Intelligence 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm LIVE: Athletics: Diamond League - Rome 9.00 Tyger Takes On Love 10.00 Jonah From Tonga 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Jonah From Tonga 1.00 Tyger Takes On Love 2.00 Barely Legal Drivers 3.00 Tyger Takes On Love

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 Clydebuilt: The Ships That Made The Commonwealth 9.00 How The Wild West Was Won With Ray Mears - See highlights 10.00 The Crusades 11.00 World Cup Brush Up 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1979 12.40 Amber 1.35 Clydebuilt

1.00pm The Cube 2.00 The Millionaire Matchmaker 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: Zookeeper (2011) 10.00 TV OD 10.30 Celebrity Juice 11.15 Viral Tap 12.00am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Pie In The Sky 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 4.20 Second Thoughts 4.55 Home To Roost 5.25 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Pie In The Sky

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 The IT Crowd (x2) 11.00 Rude Tube: Ultimate Champions 12.05am 2 Broke Girls (x2)

11.15am FILM: Operation Pacific (1951) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies 12.00am Boss 1.20 Grand Designs

11.00am A Room And A Half (2009) 1.35pm The Greatest Show On Earth (1952) 4.40 The Bridges At Toko-Ri (1954) 6.45 Footloose (1984) 9.00 Die Hard 4.0 (2007) 11.30 Everything Must Go (2010) 1.25am Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2007) 3.50 Close

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friday 6 The One Show BBC1, 7.30pm The indestructible Chris Evans and the lovely Alex Jones take to the couch in their Friday glad rags to present the final show of the week, featuring the usual eclectic mix of celebrity guests and stories about people in extraordinary circumstances. As they say, ‘if it’s got Britain talking, it’ll be on The One Show’.

Farewell Tina ITV1, 8pm As Tina McIntyre leaves Coronation Street after six eventful years, ITV1 tells the story of Salford-born Michelle Keegan who achieved stardom as the feisty, funny, but ultimately fallible character. Off-screen gossip is dished out courtesy of Corrie favourites Helen Worth and Jack P Shepherd. We won’t tell!

The Big Bang Theory E4, 8.30pm A brand new series kicks off with ‘The Decision Amalgamation’.

And the laborious yet loveable small screen nerds are really up against it: Raj faces a dating dilemma, Penny can’t decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film, and Sheldon agonises over two different gaming systems. Of course.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 D-Day 70: The Heroes Return 12.45pm BBC News At One 1.15 South East Today 1.30 D-Day 70: The Heroes Return

6.30 BBC News At Six 7.00 South East Today 7.30 The One Show See highlights 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Trying to put things right, Tina comes up with a cunning plan. Peter puts himself in a dangerous situation and has an unexpected request for Lauren, but will she go through with it? Bianca and Sonia have a heart to heart, unaware that Sonia’s secret has been overheard.

8.30 Inspector George Gently Inspector George Gently.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Together on Graham’s sofa are Hollywood superstar Nicole Kidman, Hulk star Mark Ruffalo, actor Michael Sheen and music from Ed Sheeran performing his new single Sing.

11.20 Uncle Sitcom. Sam is mortified when Errol catches her in an embarrassing position, while Andy is horrified when Val Pearson catches him spying outside his club. Andy holds auditions for his new band so he can enter the Battle of the Bands competition at Val’s club, meaning he can spend quality time with Gwen.

11.50 EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week’s drama in Albert Square. 1.45am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

1.50 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Building Dream Homes 7.30 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.15 The Great British Sewing Bee 9.15 Call The Council 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Bargain Hunt 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Animal Park 1.30 The Link 2.15 Escape To The Country 2.55 Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix – Practice 1 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain – The Eggheads. Can the challengers triumph over the general knowledge Goliaths and walk off with the cash prize or will it roll over to the next show?

6.30 Building Dream Homes Building Dream Homes.

7.00 Great British Menu Cookery series. The banquet is finally here.

When the chefs first arrive at St Paul’s Cathedral there is a nasty shock when they discover the kitchens aren’t quite up to banquet standards.

8.00 D-Day 70: The Heroes Remember Sophie Raworth tells the story of Operation Overlord, the ambitious allied invasion of Germanoccupied France.

9.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. Monty Don and the team celebrate the start of summer as they indulge in the array of colour and scent beginning to take over gardens.

9.30 D-Day: Normandy 44 D-Day: Normandy 44.

10.30 Newsnight 11.05 FILM: Junkhearts (2012) Starring Eddie Marsan.

12.40am Sign Zone: Question Time 1.40 Sign Zone: The Pygmy Hippo: A Very Secret Life – Natural World Wildlife

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Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Jo Frost Family Matters 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Ejector Seat 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The pressure mounts on Sean. Ashley refuses to give in. Val decides to have a frank word.

7.30 Coronation Street Steve finally comes clean. Will Carla listen to Peter’s plea? Sally dreads a proposal from Tim. 8.00 Farewell Tina See highlights.

8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Soccer Aid 2014: The Countdown Cat Deeley hosts the pre-match celebrity chat show from the players hotel. She catches up on all the action from the week’s training leading up to the big Soccer Aid football match on Sunday in aid of leading children’s charity UNICEF. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Cape Fear (1991) Starring Robert De Niro, Juliette Lewis and Gregory Peck. Taut thriller about a sadistic psychopath, released from prison after serving a 14-year sentence, who is obsessed with taking his revenge on the lawyer who unsuccessfully defended him. Too clever to attack his victim directly, the devious ex-con begins a reign of terror that threatens the lawyer’s whole family and causes underlying tensions to explode.

12.55am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 Come Dine With Me 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under 12.35 Come Dine With Me Down Under 1.10 Channel 4 Racing 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Phoebe is on the war-path, but will she destroy her own relationship in the process?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Random Acts Series of threeminute films expressing creativity in the fields of spoken word, dance, animation, video art and music.

8.00 Celebrity Fifteen To One Comedian Adam Hills hosts the celebrity version of the fiendishly difficult quiz. Johnny Vegas, Ann Widdecombe and Heston Blumenthal are among the guests.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson have another go at the famous words and numbers quiz.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Chat show.

11.05 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a countdown of the DIY internet inventors who are rewriting the scientific rulebook. Inventions include a treadmill on wheels, rocketpowered trolleys and the world’s most useless product.

12.10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine US police sitcom. 12.40 FILM: Hot Shots!

Part Deux (1993) 2.05 Southland Police 2.55 Desperate Housewives 3.35 Building The Dream 4.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 4.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Big Brother: Power Trip 12.15pm Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 12.40 5 News Lunchtime 12.45 Criminals: Caught On Camera 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: Mystery Weekend (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away With Matt’s father now in rehab, his little sister Eloise has run away rather than be forced to live with an aunt. Sasha agrees to hide them in the Diner, but helps Matt to see his sister’s situation in a new light.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads Series following the Ice Road Truckers as they take on some of the world’s most dangerous roads. Rick and Lisa go deep into the Himalayas and up a stretch of road called The Ledge, a one lane cliff-side path with a sheer drop on one side. Yikes!

8.00 Eddie Stobart’s Excellent Adventures Observational documentary series following the adventures of drivers employed by Britain’s famous haulage giant, Eddie Stobart. Tim Fox and Craig Garside do battle to see who can deliver a load of sawdust first, and the company bosses sponsor a charity ball at Battersea Power Station.

9.00 Big Brother: Power Trip The reality television series returns.

10.35 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brother related news with Emma Willis.

11.35 Big Brother: Live From The House 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 DIY Dummies 4.00 The Great Artists 4.20 Great Scientists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 LIVE IRB Junior World Championship 8.30 LIVE IRB Junior World Championship 10.30 Super League Grand Final Archive 10.45 Super League: Grand Final Gold 11.00 UEFA Champions League 12.00pm World Cup Of Darts 2014 Preview 1.00 LIVE World Cup Of Darts 5.00 UEFA Champions League 6.00 Rugby Club Special: Summer Tour Special 7.00 LIVE World Cup Of Darts 11.00 The F1 Show 12.00am Rugby Club Special: Summer Tour Special 1.00 World Cup Of Darts 5.00 The F1 Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 TBA 11.00 Ringside 12.00pm WWE: Late Night Raw 2.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 2.30 TBA 4.00 IRB Junior World Championship 6.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 IRB Junior World Championship 3.00 IRB Junior World Championship 5.00 Rugby Club Special: Summer Tour Special

Sky Sports 3 6.00am World Cup Of Darts 2014 Preview 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 4.00 IRB Junior World Championship 6.00 IRB Junior World Championship 8.00 LIVE Rugby League Challenge Cup 11.00 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 11.30 TBA 1.00am Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 5.00 Tight Lines

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: LA (x2) 2.00 Lie To Me 3.00 Stargate Atlantis 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm LIVE: Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix Practice 2 8.35 World Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments 10.30 EastEnders 11.05 Family Guy 11.30 Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy 12.10am World Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments 2.10 Backchat World Cup Special 2.55 Badults 3.25 Sweat The Small Stuff

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 John Ogdon: Living With Genius 8.30 John Ogdon: A Musical Tribute 9.00 You’ve Got A Friend: The Carole King Story 10.00 Singer-Songwriters At The BBC (2) 11.00 Still Bill: The Bill Withers Story 12.10am In Concert: Bill Withers 12.40 You’ve Got A Friend: The Carole King Story

2.00pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Best Of You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) 11.10 Celebrity Juice 11.55 TV OD 12.25am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Pie In The Sky 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 4.15 Second Thoughts 4.50 Home To Roost 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.35 Law & Order: UK 12.40am FILM: The Hours (2002)

4.30pm Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory - See highlights 9.00 FILM: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 11.05 Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell 12.10am Celebrity Body Shockers

11.05am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 11.25 FILM: Damn The Defiant! (1962) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Grand Designs

11.00am To Catch A Thief (1955) 1.10pm Grace Of Monaco Interview Special 1.15 High Noon (1952) 2.55 The Longest Day (1962) 6.20 The Legend Of Zorro (2005) 9.00 The Hole (2009) 10.50 The Naked Gun (1988) 12.30am 28 Weeks Later (2007) 2.20 Water Lilies (2007) 4.00 Close

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saturday 7 Casualty BBC1, 9.20pm Never an idle moment for these hardworking medical types. Rita finds herself in a difficult situation when a fire breaks out in an elderly care home, while Lily helps a man with toothache realise the true extent of his problem – probably a little more serious than needing to lay off the sugar, we’ll venture.

Britain’s Got Talent: Live Final ITV1, 7pm Fasten your seatbelts for the nailbiting climax! We’ve seen the good, the bad, the weird and the wonderful, and now the final ten acts go head to head as they try to win the public’s votes. There’s £250,000 up for grabs and a spot at this year’s Royal Variety Performance. Place your bets.

Top Gear BBC3, 8.15pm Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May grace our screens with another testosterone-fuelled celebration of all things automobile. There’ll be racing, challenges, in-studio discussion and blokey banter galore – plus that all important appearance from the masked crusader himself, The Stig.

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7.20 BBC News.

7.30 South East Today 7.40 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity World Cup edition of the quiz that rewards the answers that no-one else could think of. Featuring Sir Geoff Hurst MBE and George Cohen MBE, Peter Shilton and Steve Bull, plus others.

8.30 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete in a general knowledge quiz show to win a life-changing amount of money. With special guest athletes and community heroes ahead of the 2014 Commonwealth Games.

9.20 Casualty See highlights.

10.10 BBC News 10.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. With his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some prenuptial jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for the great day?

11.00 Live At The Apollo With special guests Andrew Lawrence, and one-liner king Milton Jones.

11.30 FILM: Poseidon (2006) Remake of the classic seafaring disaster film.

1.00am Weatherview 1.05 BBC News

6.05 Flog It! In Barnsley, the crowds have brought their antiques to be valued by experts Michael Baggott and Philip Serrell. Paul Martin visits a snuff mill to find out about expert James Lewis’s snuff box collection.

7.00 The Summer Exhibition: BBC Arts At The Royal Academy Kirsty Wark, Alastair Sooke and Morgan Quaintance present from the glamorous private view of the Summer Exhibition. The programme visits artists’ studios, amateur artists and delves into the fascinating process of curating and hanging the world’s largest open submission exhibition.

8.00 Yes, Prime Minister Classic political sitcom. When a scandal in the City breaks out, Jim Hacker and Sir Humphrey cannot agree on who should be the new governor of the Bank of England.

8.30 I Love 1980 First in a ten-part series about 1980s pop culture.

10.00 French And Saunders Contemporary culture is mercilessly lampooned by comedy duo Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.

10.30 Victoria Wood As Seen On TV 11.00 TOTP 2: Duran Duran Special 11.30 TOTP2 Wham Special 12.00am FILM: Deadly Pursuit (1988) Action-packed thriller starring Sidney Poitier.

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigellissima 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Escape To The Country 2.00 Rugby League Challenge Cup Quarter-Final: Wigan V Castleford 4.30 A Question Of Sport 5.00 Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix – Qualifying

6.10am FILM: They Live By Night (1949) 7.45 Great British Menu 8.45 Great British Menu 9.45 Fifa World Cup 1970 11.20 Wimbledon Classics: Roger Federer V Rafael Nadal - 2008 Final 1.20pm Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix – Practice 2 2.55 Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix – Practice 3 4.05 Walrus – Two Tonne Tusker: Natural World 5.05 Antiques Road Trip

ITV1

6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Adventure Time 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 The Hungry Sailors 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12.25pm Storage Hoarders 1.30 French Open Tennis 2014 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 Let Me Entertain You Michael Underwood presents the series which invites ordinary members of the public to be the star of the show by submitting their most entertaining home videos or by visiting the show’s special Pop Pod as it travels around Britain. In this episode, hidden cameras in a Brighton fish and chip shop capture people singing for their supper. The Pop Pod takes to the road around shopping centres looking for the city with the best Cher. There is a showdown between the staff at a chicken shop and wedding guests who take on a famous song. Plus, the best home-made videos of Taylor Swift’s We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together and Rizzle Kick’s Mama Do the Hump.

6.30 New You’ve Been Framed!

Absurd genius Harry Hill devours the world’s funniest home videos.

7.00 Britain’s Got Talent: Live Final See highlights.

9.30 International Football: England V Honduras Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of England’s final World Cup warm-up match against Honduras at the Sun Life Stadium in Miami. Studio analysis comes from Glenn Hoddle, Lee Dixon and Ian Wright.

12.15am ITV News; Weather 12.30 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.05am The Hoobs 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.30 Mobil 1: The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With Waitrose 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 The Investec Derby: Channel 4 Racing 4.30 Come Dine With Me 4.55 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show.

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Restoration Man Architect George Clarke returns to North Yorkshire catch up with the retired policeman and his wife who took on the challenging restoration of a railway water tower at Settle station.

8.00 Grand Designs Property series with Kevin McCloud. The old lifeboat station in Tenby was home to the brave souls of the RNLI for over 100 years. When they moved out, two more brave souls, Tim O’Donovan and his wife Philomena, took on this formidable project.

9.00 FILM: My Sister’s Keeper (2009) Starring Cameron Diaz, Abigail Breslin and Joan Cusack. Drama about a young girl who, conceived to supply genetically-matched transfusions to her cancer sufferer sister, stuns her family by suing for ownership of her own body.

11.05 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala Channel 4’s annual charity comedy gala in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity. Those performing on stage include Alan Carr, Jack Dee and Warwick Davis, plus many, many more.

1.35am FILM: Reno 911!: Miami (2007) Crude mockumentary about a dysfunctional group of police officers.

3.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.05 SuperScrimpers 5.20 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00am Children’s television 7.35 City Of Friends 7.45 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 7.55 Little Princess 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.25 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Power Rangers: Megaforce 10.35 Access 10.50 The Dog Rescuers 11.50 Big Brother: Power Trip 1.15pm Police Interceptors 2.15 The NCIS Movie: Judgement Day 4.00 FILM: Columbo: Ransom For A Dead Man (1971) 6.00 FILM: Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost (2011) Starring Tom Selleck and Kathy Baker. Crime drama. A former LAPD police officer and recovering alcoholic investigates the suspicious death of a young friend, while the local police force deals with the arrogant new police chief.

7.35 5 News Weekend 7.40 NCIS Crime drama series.

8.35 NCIS The NCIS team works with the Coast Guard Investigative Service when a navy diver seeking sunken treasure is murdered.

9.30 Big Brother: Power Trip Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts as the housemates ruthlessly attempt to seize power.

10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych Rylan Clark and Iain Lee present the latest debate and gossip.

11.30 Street Crime UK: Caught On Camera Documentary. Nick Wallis joins the Met’s robbery squads as they work the streets during a busy Friday night shift.

11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Illegal Immigrant And Proud 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am The F1 Show 7.00 Rugby Club Special: Summer Tour Special 8.00 LIVE International Rugby Union 11.00 LIVE International Rugby Union 1.30pm International Rugby Union 2.30 International Rugby Union 3.30 LIVE International Rugby Union 6.30 International Rugby Union 7.30 LIVE International Rugby Union 10.00 International Rugby Union 11.00 International Rugby Union 12.00am International Rugby Union 3.00 International Rugby Union 5.30 Super League Grand Final Archive 5.45 Super League: Grand Final Gold

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Super League Grand Final 6.15 Super League Grand Final 6.30 Super League: Grand Final 6.45 Super League 7.00 Rugby League Challenge Cup 9.00 Cricket Fever 10.00 TBA 10.30 ICC World Twenty20 11.00 Ringside 12.00pm ICC World Twenty20 12.30 Cricket Fever 1.30 TBA 2.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 6.00 TBA 6.30 Darts Gold 6.45 Darts Gold 7.00 LIVE World Cup Of Darts 11.00 Darts Gold 11.15 Darts Gold 11.30 Darts Gold 11.45 Darts Gold 12.00am Darts Gold 12.15 Darts Gold 12.30 Darts Gold 12.45 Darts Gold 1.00 World Cup Of Darts 5.00 Ringside

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE: Smackdown 8.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 9.00 Live Rabobank Hockey World Cup 11.30 Live Rabobank Hockey World Cup 1.00pm Live World Cup Of Darts 5.00 Live Rabobank Hockey World Cup 6.30 LIVE GAA – Hurling 9.00 WWE NXT 10.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 1.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 2.00 GAA – Hurling 4.30 WWE Slam City 4.45 WWE Slam City 5.00 WWE From The Vault 5.15 WWE From The Vault 5.30 WWE From The Vault 5.45 WWE From The Vault Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes IV: May The Fourth Be With You 7.30 Doctor Who 8.15 Top Gear – See highlights 9.20 FILM: Father Of The Bride 2 (1995) 11.00 Family Guy (x5) 12.50am American Dad! (x2) 1.35 Backchat World Cup Special 2.20 Badults 2.50 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm Amazon Abyss 8.00 The Story Of Science: Power, Proof And Passion 9.00 Wallander 10.25 Rome’s Lost Empire 11.55 Top Of The Pops: 1979 12.40am The Genius Of David Bowie 1.40 Amazon Abyss 2.40 The Story Of Science: Power, Proof And Passion

11.55am Farewell Tina 12.25pm Take Me Out 1.35 I Wanna Marry “Harry” (x2) 3.30 You’ve Been Framed!

4.35 FILM: Twister (1996) 6.50 FILM: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983) 9.30 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.30 TV OD 11.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 1.05am Viral Tap

6.00am Judge Judy (x2) 6.40 Northanger Abbey 8.35 The Royal (x2) 10.40 The Darling Buds Of May (x2) 1.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 3.00 Midsomer Murders 4.55 Midsomer Murders 7.00 Midsomer Murders 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.05am Judge Judy (x2)

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11.00am Against The Wind (1948) 1.00pm Meet Dave (2008) 2.55 Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) 5.40 The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button (2008) 8.50 Grace Of Monaco Interview Special 9.00 Priest (2011) 10.45 Sorority Row (2009) 12.40am Weekender (2011) 2.25 Ils (2005) 4.00 Close

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sunday 8 I Bought A Rainforest BBC2, 8pm Wildlife cameraman Charlie Hamilton James has bought 100 acres of Peruvian rainforest in the hope that the purchase will stop loggers illegally entering the Manu National Park, and cutting down trees. This pioneering documentary tracks his progress, with a backdrop of landscapes of overwhelming natural beauty.

Fargo Channel 4, 9pm The inimitable Martin Freeman stars as Lester Nygaard in the Coen brothers-inspired US drama series. In this episode, Molly faces increasing pressure to close the case whilst Lester starts to feel like a ‘new man’.

With dark humour and odd twists, here’s hoping Fargo keeps rising steadily in critical acclaim.

In The Flesh BBC3, 10pm The Roarton zombie rehabilitation project can boast varying degrees of success ... in this season finale, danger descends on Kieran (trust the zombies to keep it dramatic) whilst Simon’s got it into his head that he’s the key to a Second Rising, and HVF member Gary thinks Kieran is planning an attack on the town.

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6.00 BBC News 6.10 South East Today 6.20 Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix Suzi Perry introduces live coverage of the Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal. Mercedes’ Lewis Hamilton will be hoping to maintain his early-season form at a track where he has a great record with victories in 2007, 2010 and 2012. His team-mate Nico Rosberg has provided his biggest competition so far this season but has never finished higher than fifth place in Canada.

9.00 Quirke Crime drama set in the 1950s. Phoebe asks Quirke to help her search for her missing friend April. Quirke fears that April has come to harm, but her family try to hush up her disappearance.

10.30 BBC News 10.45 South East Today 10.55 Kris: Dying To Live When Kris Hallenga was diagnosed with aggressive, terminal breast cancer at the age of 23, she decided to channel her fear and anger into changing the way young women, the medical profession and the rest of the planet see and treat breast cancer.

11.55 FILM: Taken In Broad Daylight (2009) Starring Sara Canning and James Van Der Beek.

Drama about the audacious real-life daytime kidnapping of a teenage girl.

1.15am Weatherview 1.20 BBC News

6.00 New: Ice Age Giants Professor Alice Roberts journeys 40,000 years back in time on the trail of the great beasts of the Ice Age. Drawing on the latest scientific detective work and a dash of graphic wizardry, Alice brings the Ice Age Giants back to life. The series begins in the ‘land of the sabre-tooth’; North America, a continent that was half covered by ice that was up to two miles thick.

Yet this frozen land also boasted the most impressive cast of Ice Age giants in the world.

7.00 Tropic Of Cancer Simon Reeve continues his epic journey around the world following the Tropic of Cancer.

In Southern Egypt, next to the ancient temple of Abu Simbal, Simon meets Nubians struggling to maintain their culture following the damming of the Nile, and dives in the pristine reefs of the Red Sea. 8.00 I Bought A Rainforest See highlights.

9.00 Wildfires 2014: Inside The Inferno Wildfires 2014: Inside the Inferno.

10.00 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

10.45 FILM: Adventureland (2009) Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart and Ryan Reynolds.

Comedy drama.

12.25am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.20 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Pentecost 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Countryfile 2.15 Homes Under The Hammer 2.40 Flog It! 3.20 Escape To The Country 4.10 Points Of View 4.25 Songs Of Praise 5.00 Countryfile

6.00am FILM: Desert Passage (1952) 7.00 FILM: Wagon Train (1940) 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 Beechgrove Garden 9.00 Fifa World Cup 1974 10.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12.00pm Great British Menu 1.00 Great British Menu 2.00 Great British Menu 3.00 Rugby League Challenge Cup Quarter-Final: Bradford V Warrington 5.30 Inspire: The Olympic Journey

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6.00am Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge 6.25 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.35 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.20 Digimon Fusion 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Deadtime Stories 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Weekend 9.25 May The Best House Win 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 Love Your Garden 12.30pm Fool Britannia 1.00 Let Me Entertain You 1.30 French Open Tennis Live 5.45 ITV News Meridian 5.50 ITV News & Weather 6.00 Soccer Aid 2014 Dermot O’Leary hosts the pre-match build up and the big Soccer Aid match live from Old Trafford. Kirsty Gallacher is with the players as Sam Allardyce and Robbie Williams’ England team of celebrities and footballing legends take on Michael Sheen’s Rest of the World, all in aid of leading children’s charity UNICEF. Famous faces in the England squad include Olly Murs, Jack Whitehall, Stephen Moyer, Paddy McGuinness and Dominic Cooper alongside veteran players Jamie Redknapp, Teddy Sheringham and David Seaman.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.20 FILM: Atonement (2007) Starring Keira Knightley and James McAvoy. Romantic drama based on the novel by Ian McEwan. The affair between the daughter of a wealthy family and the son of their housekeeper is interrupted when her younger sister falsely implicates him in a sexual assault. The young man’s hopes of university are dashed and he is sent to prison before being enlisted in the army at the start of the Second World War. By now, the younger sister realises the damage her accusations have caused, but can she atone for her part in the incident?

12.40am The Store 2.40 Motorsport UK 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 Transvulcania 7.05 British GT 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Secret Eaters 1.35 The Big Bang Theory 2.05 The Big Bang Theory 2.35 The Simpsons 3.05 FILM: Beaches (1988) 5.35 Deal Or No Deal 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Four Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles as they attempt to secure the highest possible bid for their prized possessions. In this episode, the dealers battle it out over a Cold War code breaking machine, photos of rock celebrity Pete Doherty’s house and a sci-fi sculpture.

8.00 Born In The Wild Vet Mark Evans and comparative anatomist Joy Reidenberg explore the wonderful and occasionally weird ways that animals make babies in this new series. In this episode, the pair visit Africa to investigate the elephant. In South Africa, Mark investigates how males find females in vast home ranges and finds out how six-tonne bull elephants manage to mate.

9.00 Fargo See highlights.

10.05 FILM: The Debt (2010) Three Mossad agents are forced to revisit an operation from 1965 in which they captured a Nazi war criminal, when a lie is exposed 30 years later.

12.20am FILM: The Conspirator (2010) Drama centering around the aftermath of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. 2.20 Utopia Drama series. 3.15 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.15 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 4.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.50 Building The Dream 5.45 Deal Or No Deal

6.00am Children’s television 7.50 Milkshake! Monkey 7.55 Little Princess 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Access 10.40 Big Brother: Power Trip 11.40 FILM: Teen Wolf (1985) 1.20pm FILM: The Money Pit (1986) 3.05 FILM: Ghostbusters (1984) 5.10 FILM: Mannequin (1987) 6.55 FILM: Dirty Dancing (1987) Starring Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey, Jerry Orbach, Cynthia Rhodes, Kelly Bishop and Jack Weston.

Coming-of-age drama about a sheltered 17-year-old girl who learns a lot about life from the hotel dance instructor during a family summer vacation in the Catskills in 1963.

Featuring the Oscar-winning song I’ve Had the Time of My Life, performed

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8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Big Brother: Power Trip Highlights of the latest events inside the house. Emma Willis hosts as the housemates ruthlessly attempt to seize power, keep it and impose their will on the others. As ever, behind every mirror, multiple cameras will be tracing the housemates’ every move.

10.00 The Greatest 80s Movies Countdown show looking at the cinematic triumphs of the 1980s, from ET to Ghostbusters to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Contributors include Corey Feldman, Christopher Lloyd and Judd Nelson. Narration is from Ronni Ancona.

1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Classic Car Rescue 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car.

Sky Sports 1 6.00am International Rugby Union 7.00 International Rugby Union 8.00 Sporting Heroes 9.00 International Rugby Union 10.00 International Rugby Union 11.00 Darts Gold 11.15 Darts Gold 11.30 Darts Gold 11.45 Darts Gold 12.00pm Darts Gold 12.15 Darts Gold 12.45 Darts Gold 1.00 Live World Cup Of Darts 5.00 Darts Gold 5.15 Darts Gold 5.30 Darts Gold 5.45 Darts Gold 6.00 Darts Gold 6.15 Darts Gold 6.30 Darts Gold 6.45 Darts Gold 7.00 LIVE World Cup Of Darts 10.00 Darts Gold 10.15 Darts Gold 10.30 Darts Gold 10.45 Darts Gold 11.00 International Rugby Union 12.00am International Rugby Union 1.00 World Cup Of Darts 4.00 International Rugby Union 5.00 International Rugby Union

Sky Sports 2 6.00am GAA - Hurling 8.30 ICC World Twenty20 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 ICC World Twenty20 11.00 ICC World Twenty20 11.30 ICC World Twenty20 12.00pm ICC World Twenty20 12.30 Cricket Writers On TV 2.00 LIVE Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 6.00 LIVE Test Cricket - WI V NZ 11.00 Sporting Greats 11.30 Sporting Greats 12.00am Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 4.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 5.00 ICC World Twenty20

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Greats 8.00 Ringside 9.00 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 11.30 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 1.30pm LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 2.15 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 4.30 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 6.30 LIVE Rabobank Hockey World Cup 8.30 Football Gold 8.45 Football’s Greatest 9.15 LIVE Italy v Fluminense 11.30 WWE Vintage 11.45 Football’s Greatest Managers 12.15am WWE From The Vault 12.30 WWE Afterburn 1.30 This Week In WWE 2.00 WWE Vintage 3.00 WWE From The Vault 4.00 Ringside 5.00 Sporting Greats Louise Bevan

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride (x2) 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 In The Flesh - See highlights 10.55 Family Guy (x2) 11.40 American Dad! 12.05am Formula 1: The Canadian Grand Prix Highlights 1.05 In The Flesh 2.00 Tyger Takes On Love 2.55 In The Flesh

7.00pm Decisive Weapons 7.30 The Science Of D-Day 8.00 We Fought On D-Day 8.50 Deer In The City 9.00 Norman Wisdom: His Story 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Mars: A Horizon Guide 11.30 You’ve Got A Friend: The Carole King Story 12.30am SingerSongwriters At The BBC (2) 1.30 Norman Wisdom

6.45am Emmerdale Omnibus 9.30 Coronation Street Omnibus 12.50pm America’s Got Talent 2.30 Britain’s Got Talent: Live Final 5.05 Britain’s Got More Talent 6.10 FILM: Zookeeper (2011) 8.10 FILM: Year One (2009) 10.00 Viral Tap 10.45 FILM: Red Dragon (2002) 1.15am Viral Tap 1.55 100% You’ve Been Framed!

6.45am Murder, She Wrote 7.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.50 Heartbeat (x2) 11.55 Lewis 2.00pm Midsomer Murders 4.00 Midsomer Murders 6.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Midsomer Murders 12.05am FILM: In The Name Of The Father (1993) 2.25 William And Mary

2.05pm Revenge 3.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 4.00 The Tomorrow People 5.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 6.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Troy 8.00 FILM: Journey To The Center Of The Earth (2008) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Troy

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monday 9 Undercover: Justice For Sale? – Panorama BBC1, 7.30pm Panorama delves into the world of expert witnesses who give evidence in court. They are supposed to act in the best interests of justice (d’uh!) but an undercover investigation has found experts prepared to breach their professional obligations to pull favours for clients.

A Very British Airline BBC2, 9pm For 50 years, London to New York has been the most glamorous and profitable route in BA’s long-haul repertoire, made legend by Concorde and catering to the rich and famous. This programme discovers what it takes to keep the 28 flights a day running smoothly, even through the worst winter on record. Stressful.

About A Boy Sky1, 9pm Will Freeman (David Walton), a songwriter living off his royalties, finds his life changed by the arrival of Fiona (Minnie Driver) and her son Marcus (Benjamin Stockham) next door, in this comedy based on Nick Hornby’s novel. With quirk and inventive story arcs, you (probably) won’t even miss Hugh Grant.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 The Legalizer 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.30 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

7.30 Undercover: Justice For Sale? – Panorama See highlights.

7.57 BBC News And Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Peter and Lauren are determined to get answers about the night Lucy died.

8.30 David Beckham Into The Unknown After 22 years playing for the world’s greatest football teams, David Beckham has retired, and has decided to adventure to Brazil.

Starting with beach footvolley in Rio, the friends travel deep into the Amazon, ending up with the remote Yanonami tribe, with David desperately trying to explain the beautiful game.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Traffic Cops Documentary series following the traffic police as they enforce the law on some of Britain’s busiest and most dangerous roads.

11.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents celebrity chat and home-grown weirdness from the great British viewing public.

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Building Dream Homes 7.35 Call The Council 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 Permission Impossible 10.05 Real Lives Reunited 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Queen’s

6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show.

6.30 Building Dream Homes Series following some of the nation’s architects leading the way in groundbreaking design.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques Road Trip.

8.00 Springwatch 2014 There is a special report following Monty the osprey as he returns to nest in Wales, and Iolo Williams brings the latest from the wild west coast of Scotland.

9.00 A Very British Airline See highlights.

10.00 The Culture Show: Ryan Gander – The Art Of Everything Miranda Sawyer enters the wild imagination of celebrated British conceptual artist Ryan Gander.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Burning Desire: The Seduction Of Smoking Documentary exploring attitudes to cigarettes and smoking. Peter Taylor travels to East Timor, the country with the highest smoking rate in the world, to see whether the cigarette industry can be trusted when it says it does not seduce people to smoke.

12.20am Sign Zone: Watermen: A Dirty Business 4.00 Exploring The Past: Post War Britain 5.00 Children Of World War II 5.30 What Makes Me, Me? And Other Interesting Questions (x3)

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Celebrity Jeremy Kyle 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Dom wrestles with his conscience. Harriet comes to a hasty conclusion. Alicia struggles to hide her true feelings.

7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Gail & Me: 40 Years On Coronation Street Documentary tribute to Helen Worth, whose character Gail has been a major figure in Coronation Street since 1974. With contributions from other cast members past and present including Jack P Shepherd, Paula Lane, Sue Cleaver, Ben Price and Tina O’Brien.

8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Road Rage Britain: Caught On Camera The British lead the world in road rage, as these confrontations and clashes caught on camera by the motorists and cyclists in the thick of it show.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Benidorm Practical joker Wink McAndrew, an old friend of Donald’s, checks in - but Jacqueline is concerned for the consequences.

11.35 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the nerve-wracking gameshow.

12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 4.15 May The Best House Win 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.40am According To Jim 7.05 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 8.55 Frasier (x2) 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 Come Dine With Me Down Under (x2) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under 12.35 Come Dine With Me Down Under 1.05 Come Dine With Me Down Under 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Draw It! 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks A new arrival in the village pays close attention to Dodger.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 Breadline Kids Current affairs documentary meeting children in the UK experiencing food poverty.

Through their eyes, and in their words, this programme finds out what it’s like when it’s a constant struggle to put food on the table.

8.30 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals Cookery series in which chef Jamie Oliver provides recipes and moneysaving tips for those preparing meals on a budget.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary.

It’s a busy Mothering Sunday at King’s as 23-year-old builder Jamie is rushed in by paramedics having fallen from the roof of a three-storey building, landing on a brick wall.

10.00 CCTV: Caught On Camera In this opening episode, the focus is on the residents of Southampton’s 19 council-owned tower blocks which are monitored by CCTV 24/7.

11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Words and numbers quiz, hosted by Jimmy Carr.

12.05am Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1.00 Fargo US crime drama series.

1.40 The Audience 1.55 Scandal 3.35 Building The Dream 4.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 5.00 SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Angry Britain: Travel Rage 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Power Trip 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: Vision Of A Murder (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Following Eloise’s departure, Sasha tries to get Matt to open up, but he just wants to fool around.

6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Classic Car Rescue Documentary series.

8.00 DIY Dummies Entertaining documentary series in which comedian Al Murray pays tribute to some of the dodgiest DIY disasters ever perpetrated in British homes.

Contributors to the final episode of the series include a man who nearly chopped off his entire hand while fixing his kitchen and a woman who intends to repair her cracked plasterwork with a dried-up tube of ready-made filler.

9.00 Big Brother: Power Trip Highlights of the latest events inside the house.

10.00 Big Brother: Power Trip: The Live Surprise Live streaming from the house.

10.30 The 12-Year-Old Shopaholic... And Other Big Spending Kids Documentary.

11.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am Under The Dome US sci-fi drama series. 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 The McCanns And The Conman 4.00 The Great Artists 4.20 Great Scientists 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Destination Brazil 9.30 Destination Brazil 10.00 TBA 11.00 Premier League Years 1.00pm TBA 6.00 Rise As One 6.30 Rise As One 7.00 TBA 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Destination Brazil 10.00 TBA 10.30 Rise As One 11.00 Rise As One 11.30 TBA 4.00am Destination Brazil 4.30 Destination Brazil 5.00 Close

Sky Sports 2 6.00am World Cup Of Darts 9.00 Sporting Heroes 10.00 Twenty20 Natwest Blast 2014 2.00pm World Cup Of Darts 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Speedway Gold 7.15 Speedway Gold 7.30 Destination Brazil 8.00 Destination Brazil 8.30 Destination Brazil 9.00 Destination Brazil 9.30 Speedway Gold 9.45 Speedway Gold 10.00 TBA 11.00 Elite League Speedway 1.00am School Of Hard Knocks 2.00 World Cup Of Darts 5.00 Sporting Heroes

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE From The Vault 6.15 WWE From The Vault 6.30 WWE From The Vault 6.45 WWE From The Vault 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Rugby League Challenge Cup 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Extreme Sports: Terrain Unleashed 12.00pm Rugby League Challenge Cup 2.00 Sporting Heroes 3.00 Sporting Greats 3.30 Sporting Greats 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket: WI V NZ 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw Live 4.15 WWE From The Vault 4.30 Arm Wars 5.00 WWE From The Vault 5.15 WWE From The Vault 5.30 WWE From The Vault 5.45 WWE From The Vault

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: LA (x2) 2.00 Lie To Me 3.00 Stargate Atlantis 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (xz4) 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 About A Boy - See highlights 9.30 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Intelligence 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2)

7.00pm World Cup’s 50 Greatest Moments 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Barely Legal Drivers 10.00 Badults 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Badults 1.00 Barely Legal Drivers 2.00 In The Flesh 2.55 Barely Legal Drivers

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Jigs And Wigs: The Extreme World Of Irish Dancing 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Britain’s Whale Hunters: The Untold Story 10.00 How The Wild West Was Won With Ray Mears 11.00 Amazon Abyss 12.00am The Story Of Science

2.00pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 5.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent Best & Worst 9.00 FILM: Dumb And Dumber (1994) 11.15 Celebrity Juice 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 4.15 Second Thoughts 4.50 Home To Roost 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Pie In The Sky 1.05 Judge Judy

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Rude Tube: Rude Tunes 11.05 Drifters (x2) 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.05am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 11.25 FILM: Damn The Defiant! (1962) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 7.55 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 Benefits Street 11.10 Escape To The Legion 12.15am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am SOS Titanic (1979) 1.05pm Sea Devils (1953) 2.55 The Desert Fox (1951) 4.40 Stalag 17 (1953) 7.00 Brewster’s Millions (1985) 9.00 Hanna (2011) 11.10 The Client (1994) 1.30am Uzak (2002) 3.45 Close

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