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04 Brighton Writes: Lynn Ruth Miller The Soho star’s travel woes 04 Up The Albion Are the playoffs still in sight for BHAFC? 06 Latest Brighton & Hove News Demand for more school places in the city; news headlines with Tim Ridgway 09 Brighton Writes Guy’s mid-life crisis; Jade on the Kodo drummers

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Brighton politicians: “Ban March for England from the seafront”

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Stay away from our seafront – that is the message politicians are set to deliver to nationalist protesters. Hundreds of people are expected to descend on Brighton for the March for England protest. Brighton and Hove councillors are now uniting to pledge to ask march organisers to stay away from the promenade when they come to town on 27 April. Last year’s protest saw a policing operation costing £500,000 fail to control the two groups of protesters.

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LIFESTYLE 05 Latest People Brighton Fringe box office opening; Trevor Sorbie’s bloggers’ evening 10 Churchill Square The Zap It, Unzip It! interactive fashion show 13 On the cover: Theatre Royal Brighton Seven Brides For Seven Brothers 15 Jamie Oliver’s Cookery School & Café Save on cookery lessons at the culinary haven 16 Hotlist Places to dine this week 17 Interview The X Factor’s Jahméne Douglas on his new show 18 Wave Nutrition advice; massage offer; spring fashion

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Anger is never without a reason, But seldom a good one.

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ust when you think The Albion are about to storm into a play-off position, along comes one of those performances that frustrate the hell out of everyone, including, one can be sure, Oscar and the players. After some fantastic hard won results against Queens Park Rangers and away to Bolton, along comes the home game against Ipswich. I was actually struggling to recall Albion’s opponents on that forgettable Saturday at the Amex, I had to ask my wife who our our opponents were that day, so successfully had I wiped that disappointment from my short-term memory.

Then the massively deflating defeat to a poor Sheffield Wednesday side comes along and Albion look like being also rans before the business end of the season kicks in. Other results went Albion’s way, this topsy turvy Championship is enthrallingly unpredictable again this season, and yet Albion seem to falter at just the wrong moment. Even in victory, Albion just can’t seem to get going, it’s almost as if we have to be losing before sufficient pace and attacking intent materialises. It’s difficult to shake off the impression that the speed of play just lacks that spark to really put teams under pressure. The same pattern seems to recur again and again.

So, how to get the team going “The speed of play for it from the start? Here’s one lacks that spark to put possible solution: at five minutes to three, Oscar gets the team in teams under pressure” the dressing room as if it’s the half time team talk. He then gets Jonesy to make the tea, then writes 0-1 on the changing room flip chart.

He then explains (through Jonesy as he hands out the cups and saucers) that it’s not too late to get something out of the game, to pass and move the ball more quickly and tell Lua Lua to get ready to come on in 15 minutes.

Then, maybe, just maybe, the crowd won’t have to pull their hair out every week watching our lovely blue and white Rolls Royce of a team, kangarooing up the Downs in second gear for an hour.

Cometh the hour cometh The Hosko?

Leo Ulloa falling ill before the Sheffield Wednesday game was rather unfortunate, especially as the endless recovery process currently being endured by CMS and Hoskins appears never ending.

How Oscar must have cursed his luck that these two fine goalscorers were not able to step up and fill the void left by that man from Argentina. Well, I say cursed, Oscar seems so laid back, the nearest to losing it he gets is probably a rather pronounced shrug whilst turning the pages of Plato’s Republic in the bath. Would it be a tad unfair to load too much expectation onto the shoulders of two players who have had awful injuries, who have both been out for a year and expect them to come in and start banging in hatfuls of goals for fun? Yes, obviously, but it would be great if they did!

The way the team have been shunning chances of late, it must be tempting to strap Hoskins and CMS together with bandages as if preparing for a threelegged race just to get them onto the pitch. It would make a virtue of their one good leg each and I’m sure they could do a job.

Phew!

One good thing about Albion possibly slipping out of contention for the playoffs (although you never know, so unpredictable has the season been so far) my potential Treason Show date clash on 24th May with the playoff final shouldn’t be an issue. And on that shameless note as I plug my show for the festival, I wish you a fine spring and roll on the cricket season!

(The Treason Show, 16–28 May, www.brightonfringe.org)

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henever I go back to the San Francisco Bay Area, I am immersed in non-stop road rage. Drivers swerve around you, hit the accelerator to get ahead of you, blast their horns to tell you to get out of their way and spew hate all over the highway. I find myself getting just as angry as the other drivers as I try to weave my way through six lanes of traffic to get to my destination. I come home exhausted, despising humanity and hating myself for succumbing to the hysteria that clogs our roads.

It is a glorious relief to come to peaceful Brighton where I walk everywhere, smile at everyone, and love treading the streets. Humanity charms me when I am here and I find myself enjoying the kindly hustle and bustle on North Street.

I have always thought that road rage was so foreign to those who use public transportation in Britain, that they would sooner stage a massacre than be rude to another person. Besides, it is not in the British personality to be rude or overbearing. The people in this country are obsessed with being politically correct.

Or so I thought.

I just spent two weeks in “I risked black and blue London living in Stockwell and taking the tube to Leicester marks, mangled hips Square. That was when I was and fractured elbows” exposed to Tube Rage. If I dared to try to tap my oyster card on the entrance gate during rush hour, I risked black and blue marks, mangled hips and fractured elbows. When I approached the escalator, I was so terrified I shut my eyes and prayed to the almighty that my foot wasn’t crushed and I was not hurled down the moving staircase because I forgot to stand on the left.

It turns out that all this pushing, shoving, jostling and crushing is not due to rudeness at all. It is the result of poor ventilation. In fact, the director of the British association of Anger Management warns that lack of oxygen is sure to cause uncontrolled acts of aggression.

What a relief! I thought all those people shoving me around were ageist brutes who didn’t care that I am elderly and frail. How wrong I was! When the British push you out of their way, it is a silent cry for air.

Which brings us right back to Brighton where fresh air is always swirling about us, filling our lungs with new oxygen from France. I boarded a train at London Victoria and two people hit me in the shin in their rush to get to the coach first. One lady smashed her suitcase into my hip and another yanked my shoulder into a vertical position to reach the aisle seat. The minute we all got off the train in Brighton, everyone was smiling, inhaling the lovely oxygenated air and loving one another. A gentleman carried my case to the station, a lady held my arm lest I trip, and two lovely young men with grandmother complexes bought me a coffee.

The oxygen cure would not work in America however. It isn’t the air that infuriates them; it is the government.

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Brighton Fringe box office launch & Trevor Sorbie’s style preview for bloggers & press

Brighton Fringe box office opening The box office for Brighton Fringe 2014 opened with special guests and lots of pizza courtesy of Donatello restaurant last week. In attendance were Jamie Eke The Maydays, Lorraine Bowen, James McDonnell, the Brighton Fringe team including Julian Caddy, Jacqui Gavin, Kata Gyongyosi, Rachel Strange, Hannah Chilton, Brighton Fringe cover artist Jamie Eke and interior designers Ardour Design who kitted out the box office! www.brightonfringe.org

Group shot with donatello pizzas Lorraine Bowen and the Maydays

Julian Caddy opens box office

James McDonnell and the Maydays

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New season styles at Trevor Sorbie’s press preview Stylists from Trevor Sorbie’s Brighton salon showcased new season styles in a special event for press and beauty bloggers on Thursday 20 March. Art team director Anna Chapman, fresh from working at Fashion Week in Paris, shared catwalk secrets and demonstrated key trends for 2014 including plaits and deep side parting. Colour stylists were also on hand to talk balayage and red hues for SS14. Special new offers on colour services at Trevor Sorbie were also announced as the Brighton salon celebrates its tenth year in business. www.trevorsorbie.com

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TheVote Education chiefs have budgeted £28m to ease the squeeze on school places as they look again at catchment areas

building work to try to soak up some of the extra pupils. Pinaki Ghoshal, the council’s executive director of children’s services, said: “We can’t tweak things to find those places and we can’t find those places by building one school and putting all 1,500 children there. The solution is going to be a series of things that we need to do.”

Representatives of the council met with senior figures from all ten local secondary schools, including the new King’s School in Portslade and the two Aldridge academies, earlier this month. They were joined by staff from local colleges and the two universities.

Mr Ghoshal said: “I would hope that as a creative city we will come up with some creative solutions.

What that solution might look like might include expanding existing schools, federating existing schools, academies... Let’s explore all of those options in an open way.”

Some secondary schools have spare capacity. Only three out of the ten schools had more applicants naming them as their first choice for

“I would hope that as a creative city we will come up with some creative solutions”

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righton and Hove needs the “equivalent to a large new secondary school” if it is to have enough places for our growing young population. Even if every school were full, there would still be a shortfall of about 150 places a year from September next year,

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on plans for the year ahead

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he last year has seen many significant achievements for the council and the city. In the summer we had record GCSE results and were also accredited as the world’s first ‘One Planet City’ in recognition of our work to become more sustainable. More recently we signed the Greater Brighton City Deal, which will see huge amounts of economic investment in the region and closer working with our neighbours, with whom we share residents, businesses and visitors.

according to current estimates. And, if some flexibility is built in to allow for parental preferences, the shortfall will be about 300 places a year until the end of the decade.

Brighton and Hove City Council has budgeted more than £28 million over the next three years for

this coming September than places available – Blatchington Mill, Cardinal Newman and Dorothy Stringer. Patcham High came close, having grown in popularity among parents in the past few years.

Improved performance at Hove Park has also led to more naming it as their first choice. It’s in the government’s list of the top 100 most improved schools. But the Brighton Aldridge Community Academy (BACA) and its sister school in Portslade (PACA) still

These and many more are outlined in the council’s recently-refreshed ‘Corporate Plan’, which sets out the council’s purpose, ambition and priorities as an organisation. In 2014-15 we will continue to focus on our four main priorities: tackling inequality, creating a more sustainable city, engaging the people who and work in the city, and modernising the council.

Among our specific proposals are commitments to work with private landlords and the universities to improve standards of properties in the city and to establish an ethical lettings agency. We will also

develop our libraries as community hubs, introducing new IT facilities, toys for children and study space.

We will continue to look for ways to manage and conserve our open spaces so that their heritage, wildlife and use by local people can be protected. And we must use digital technology more to improve our services – both in terms of making them more accessible to our digitally-minded residents, but also in making sure our internal processes are more efficient.

The ongoing challenges of government cuts to our funding and growing service demand means that business as usual simply isn’t an option. We need to show our commitment to openness by sharing resources and expertise with our

struggle to pull in the numbers. Yet their pupils have made better progress than those at any other secondary in the area.

The proposed studio school, the Hive, and the university technical college approved in Newhaven – both for 14 to 19-year-olds – will offer some options. But the council is under pressure to allow the building of more than a thousand homes a year for the foreseeable future. A school could go up alongside homes in Toad’s Hole Valley in Hangleton but it won’t be enough by itself.

Mr Ghoshal also said: “We do need to look at our catchment areas.

We’re constrained by where our schools are. If we were starting again, we wouldn’t have our schools where they are. We need to look at where first preferences operate.

They change. Look at Patcham High.

A few years ago it wasn’t a school of choice. Now it is.

“I don’t have a view of what the solution will look like. We need to do that at the same time as we’re looking at capacity. Whatever we come up with some people will be happy and some people will be unhappy. We’re not going to please everyone.”

Mr Ghoshal took up his job last July but has heard about the last review of school catchment areas seven years ago. He said: “I hope the temperature doesn’t get too high. I have been involved with school reorganisations before and I know emotions run high around this.”

The timing is set in law so nothing is likely to change before the September 2016 school intake although September 2017 looks like being a more realistic date. Mr Ghoshal said: “That’s really difficult for parents. Parents at the top end of junior school will want some clarity but I can’t give that. In an ideal world I’d sort it all out for September.”

Time and effort will have to be spent educating parents about the realities of a tricky situation while imagination and intelligence are needed to bring forward smart solutions.

partners like the NHS and the police.

Ultimately working together and working differently will be the only ways that we will be able to meet the challenges ahead.

I invite you to read the council’s plan for the year ahead at http://www.brightonhove.gov.uk/corporateplan.

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Latest News This week’s headlines from across the city

“I’ve got the message” – those were the words of Prime Minister David Cameron when pushed on where £420 million for the Royal Sussex County Hospital was.

The Prime Minister was quizzed on the issue of the redevelopment of Brighton's major hospital during a visit to Peacehaven’s Meridian Centre last week.

The trip was sold as a way for the Conservative leader to explain changes in the budget which were intended to help pensioners.

But with Tory party members filling the audience, it quickly turned into a way for local politicians to raise issues important to them.

With the hospital still not receiving funding from the treasury despite being granted planning permission two years ago, Brighton Kemptown MP Simon Kirby has been pushing the issue with Tory colleagues in government.

Labour locally has questioned his commitment to the issue though claiming he came to the campaign late and pointed out that he has not asked questions on it to health ministers in Parliament.

And with the general election just over a year away, expect the political hot potato to be fought over for months to come.

For a video report on Mr Cameron's visit, visit www.thelatest.tv.

March for England Stay away from our seafront – that is the message politicians are set to deliver to nationalist protesters.

Next month, hundreds of people are expected to descend on Brighton for the March for England protest.

With counter-campaigners also signalling their intention to gather, traders fear a repeat of last year’s

“The Prime Minister was quizzed on the issue of the RSCH redevelopment” scenes where businesses were damaged and people deterred from visiting on a busy Bank holiday weekend.

Brighton and Hove councillors have pledged to ask march organisers to stay away from the promenade when they come to town on 27 April.

Last year’s protest saw a policing operation costing £500,000 fail to control the two groups of protesters.

City Boulevard A city shopping street is to have a Hollywood makeover in a bid to boost trade.

For years, Brighton’s London Road and its independent traders have suffered as customers look elsewhere.

But as part of the bid to boost its fortunes, Latest 7 can now reveal that officials are considering renaming the street City Boulevard.

It has been suggested that starting afresh with an LA-type name would bring more people to an area where new developments such as the Open Market and former Co-op building are already creating a buzz.

The move is the latest in a range of measures after Brighton and Hove City Council was awarded money thanks to the Portas Pilot.

Fracking Campaigners have called for a national ban against fracking following a public meeting.

Dozens of people attended the event in the Brighthelm Centre in North Road, Brighton last week.

All Sussex anti-fracking groups were present as they showed their opposition to the controversial method of extracting shale gas deep underneath the earth’s surface.

It came in the same week that Brighton Pavilion MP Caroline Lucas stood trial after her arrest at an anti-fracking protest in Balcombe last summer.

She and four other protesters were charged with obstructing a highway and breaching public order by refusing to move after being ordered to do so by a police officer.

The result of the trial was not known at the time of going to print.

National Teachers’ strike Hundreds of protesters took to the city’s streets last week for a national teachers’ strike. It was part of an ongoing campaign against changes to working conditions, pensions and pay. More than 1,000 people – including a group of Govebusters – marched through the city to a rally in the Brighthelm Centre in North Road.

Borderline Records It was the end of an era as Borderline Records, in Gardner Street, Brighton, closed its doors for the last time.

The shop in the heart of North Laine has been selling records for more than 30 years.

But pointing to the rise of internet sales and increasing business rates, owners Dave Minns and Sian Davis, both 64, have taken the decision to retire.

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Marina Life Kirsty Pollard on the 10-day boat sale event at Brighton Marina

ncasta’s Easter Boat Collection, Europe’s biggest brokerage event is taking place at Brighton Marina between the 12th and 21st April 2014.

Extended across their network of 11 UK based offices for ten days. Entry will be absolutely free for anyone wishing to sell their boat, and as always Ancasta will present to a massive local and international audience going one step further to increase your chances of a sale by simultaneously launching an incredibly generous incentive for buyers this year.

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The current deal allows many more buyers stress free access to purchase the used boat of their choice, and that choice will encompass the biggest collection of power and sail boats ever displayed actively promoted in one single event. Limited to this 10-day window, it is forecast that the buying activity will be, at its least, intense, increasing your chance of a successful sale. The buyers’ package benefits include 100% survey & lift costs reimbursed upon completion, 50% off berthing costs for a year (subject to availability), 1st month mortgage repayment holiday, sea start for the first year and a free re-launch.

Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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Guy Lloyd Man about town Guy reforms his former band

Jade Hylton Girl about town Jade seeks out cultural legends

Kodo One Earth Tour: Legend

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o it’s finally happening. My mid-life crisis is in full swing. My band and I are reuniting, 22 years after splitting up. Don’t worry Brighton; this will be happening in the deepest, darkest, bowels of the East Midlands. East Midlands; I’m sorry. Let me take you back to the beginning. Throughout the late ‘80s and early ‘90s, I was in four different bands. The members just about stayed the same over the years but we changed the name of the band to be ‘edgy’. I was the singer in all four bands. I can’t sing.

But no-one else volunteered, so I stepped up “I was the singer every time we reformed. I was hired more in all four bands. for my fancy dress wardrobe than I was for any talent. I knew this but I was happy to I can’t sing. But take the gig because I knew being a singer no-one else in a band would get me the girls, even if I was dressed as a woman. volunteered” We finally spilt in 1992, when I went off to live in Australia, reformed in a different guise seven years later and then split again when we realised we weren’t going to be pop stars.

Over the last year, we’ve made contact again through Facebook and we talked about doing an anniversary gig. This intensified over Christmas and then we got the devastating news in January that our drummer had collapsed and died of a heart attack, at the age of just 49 years old.

We went to his funeral, regaled the old times and talked to the family about going ahead with a gig. They wanted it to happen, (his brother Tony, filling in on the drums), we wanted it to happen, and we’re now putting on a show to end all shows in early July. Fittingly, the money taken on the door will all go to the British Heart Foundation.

RIP Steve. We’re going to miss you. But at least you don’t have to go through this mid-life crisis. It’s getting embarrassing now.

odo, the Taiko drumming pioneers from Japan’s remote island Sado have been performing around the globe since 1981. The performance opened with a dimly lit stage, the sound of flutes approached the ears of the audience and the whispered sounds of other instruments began to rise; they were taking us on a journey back to their home town of Sado, and then the stage slowly began to shine. On one side of the stage stood a circle of drums with a trio of Japanese drummers placed in the middle, dressed all in black, they looked upon the round faces of their instruments. Reflected on the other side of the stage stood another three with a circle of drums. Slowly they began to entice the audience, skilfully switching places with perfect precision bringing the beat up and then down, playing around with the rhythm of the music, but not once making eye contact with the audience or one another, simply “They are legendary, making the connection with us through the beats and breaks of culturally and musically, the music.

Kodo has two meanings; the never getting lost on first is “the children of the drum;” their way” to play drums simply with the heart of a child. The second is “heartbeat;” the primal source of all rhythm and the sound of a mothers heartbeat only an unborn child would hear. When watching the passion that comes from these talented instrumentalists, you can see it is not only about the music, they live a lifestyle of traditional Japanese culture and when they perform they are not only playing the drums, but they are keeping that traditional culture alive and present all around the world. The founders of Kodo went to Sado island in hopes to create a new community, where they were free to express themselves in music and art, playing the drums was a freedom of expression they did not feel anywhere else, and even though they are now world wide, they still live that traditional Japanese life style.

As the night proceeded you were drawn in to the most beautiful and hypnotic performances. The next act was of two women dressed in traditional Japanese dresses who seduced us with their spellbinding voices as six drummers in the most colourful attire entranced you. As they hit the surface of the drum and withdrew they reached for the sky as if to pull their energy from the stars and the moon. With so much passion and strength it was so acute you could almost taste it, and feel the heaviness of the beat being pushed straight through your chest. Their tour for 2014 is titled Legend, and they are legendary, culturally and musically, never getting lost on their way through the towns, cities, countries and years. Brighton has always been a musically fuelled city, which will always bring a growing love for all types of music. The ten minute standing ovation that was given at the end of the show portrays how important music is to us all and how, even when worlds apart, we can share that love for the beat. www.kodo.or.jp Blog: http://kodo.or.jp/blog_en/ Twitter: KodoHeartbeatEn Facebook: www.facebook.com/KodoHeartbeat

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here will be no more fighting with the A-listers for the catwalk front row this spring. Instead, Churchill Square Shopping Centre has created a fashion show with a difference. The show, called Zap It, Unzip It! will be bringing the latest spring/summer fashion trends from Churchill Square to life in front of your very eyes – directly to your smart phone or tablet.

Zap It, Unzip It! is a completely new take on the traditional fashion show – and Brighton’s Churchill Square is the first shopping centre in the UK to create such a show.

The show will feature new season collections and the latest Floral, Mono, Sports Luxe and Tribal trends for 2014 from a whole host of Churchill Square retailers including Warehouse, H&M, Miss Selfridge, Dorothy Perkins, USC, O’Neill, River Island, Blue Inc. Burton, BHS, Debenhams, Lipsy, Jane Norman and Next.

Simply zap the code to reveal the spring/summer fashion show and unlock fabulous discounts and information on where to buy items.

The technology behind it Zap It, Unzip It! has been created by Zappar, the team responsible for the phenomenally successful AR campaign for One Direction’s ‘1D Day’. On 1D day, during seven hours of live streaming on YouTube, unique zapcodes popped up on the screen allowing viewers to get exclusive One Direction content. Over 1.5m zaps were made, making it the most successful augmented reality campaign ever. The team has also worked on campaigns for Sport Relief, Family Guy, Red Nose Day and Angry Birds.

Tina Dallorzo, Centre Director at Churchill Square says, “We were looking for an innovative and fresh idea that would create a buzz about Churchill Square’s new spring summer 2014 collections and so the idea for the Zap It, Unzip It! fashion show was perfect. It’s the first time a shopping centre has done a fashion show like this and we are very pleased that Brighton’s Churchill Square is leading the way.”

So how will it work?

Four unique fashion shows will be available at various places around Brighton until 27 April: at Churchill Square shopping centre, in local media – including here in this very magazine, online and various outdoor sites.

To see the shows, simply: Download the free Zappar App (available on iOS and Android) from your app store onto your smart phone.

Scan the Zapcode you see in front of you.

Churchill Square’s Spring/Summer fashion show will magically come to life on your phone.

The world’s first Augmented Reality Fashion Show took place in Japan in 2011 after a Japanese fashion house was forced to cancel their show after the earthquake and subsequent Tsunami.

Since then AR fashion shows have appeared on the pages of fashion magazines like Dazed and Confused, Vogue and Grazia, Burberry celebrated its’ Beijing store opening with an AR catwalk show and Ralph Lauren London put on a virtual fashion show.

The Zap It, Unzip It! fashion show launched on March 28th and will run for a month. www.churchillsquare.com

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Holly Willoughby’s baby news, Adele, Zoe Ball, Shakedown line-up announced & looking for love?

SHAKEDOWN MAIN STAGE LINE-UP REVEALED

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Got your tickets for Shakedown yet? The annual music festival, now in its fourth year in the city has just announced the main stage line-up for 2014 and we are delighted to say that the amazing Groove Armada and Basement Jaxx will be rocking the park this year! The festival has a new home for 2014; moving from Stanmer Park to Waterhall. See you there on 19 July. www.shakedown.co.uk

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assive congratulations to Burgess Hill babe and This Morning presenter Holly Willoughby who has announced that she is pregnant. The baby will be Holly’s third child with hubby Dan Baldwin – the couple already have a boy and girl and Holly has revealed that she won't be finding out the sex of the new baby before it's born. Very wise Holly – don’t spoil the surprise!

SINGLE IN THE CITY PRIDE & NO PREJUDICE

CAROLINE IN DEMAND

Spotted a very fresh-faced Caroline Lucas on the train back to Brighton.

The Brighton Pavilion MP hit the headlines last week as she appeared in court to answer Public Order charges related to her involvement in the anti-fracking protests in Balcombe last year. I can report that the Green MP’s phone was ringing non-stop as she returned to the city...

Zoe Ball in The Voice louder. BBC/Wall to Wall Media Ltd/Guy Levy

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So the multi-talented, multi-award winning genius Adele has apparently lost weight? We want to say from the start that we don’t care whether she’s a size 6 or 26; her talent and all round undisputed musical genius is the only detail we are interested in (well, that and whether she’ll agree to play Brighton Pride some day). The Brighton-based singer tweeted a picture of herself in support of World Water Day last week. We loved her little fish tank and would you just look at how cute her 17month-old baby boy Angelo is!

Single and looking for love? Best get yourself over to St James’s Street because The Times has voted Kemp Town in Brighton as the second best place in the UK to live if you’re single. So who did we lose out to? Number one on the list is Tooting in South London. Hmm.

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Lovely to see Zoe Ball back on the box, presenting The Voice’s spin-off show, The Voice Louder. The weekday companion to the Saturday night talent show airs on BBC2, featuring interviews with finalists, coaches and presenters and backstage gossip. Sadly for Zoe, she became the backstage gossip after coming a cropper with one of the show’s signature big red judges chairs.

While trying out the chair’s famed spinning schtick, Zoe managed to over-rotate it and fell forward, dislodging one of the sections of the seat, sending it crashing to the floor.

Show insiders have confirmed that Zoe remained unhurt by the incident and the chair has been sent to the BBC repair shop. Phew!

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

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Spotted in Churchill Square: The Only Way Is Essex star and designer Tom Kilbey. We hear Tom was in town to make an appearance at the opening of the new the launch of the brand new G-Star RAW store in the centre!

Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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Patti Colombo was hailed by The Wall Street Journal as “one of the finest choreographers in the business”. Her choreography for Seven Brides For Seven Brothers has received numerous awards.

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Seven Brides For Seven Brothers features 16 timeless classics, including ‘Bless Your Beautiful Hide’, ‘A Woman Ought To Know Her Place’ and ‘Goin’ Courtin’’ as well as two new songs never heard before in any UK stage version of the show.

Sam Attwater (Adam) played Ricky in Hollyoaks.

The following year he joined EastEnders and its online spin-off, EastEnders: E20, as Leon Small. He played Brad Majors in the 40th anniversary tour of The Rocky Horror Show and also appeared in Dreamboats And Petticoats in the West End, Tonight's The Night and 20th Century Boy.

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Starring Dancing On Ice Champion Sam Attwater and Helena Blackman, runner-up in BBC1’s How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?, this breathtaking new version of Seven Brides For Seven Brothers visits Theatre Royal Brighton for one week only from Mon 7 – Sat 12 April.

Adam, the eldest of seven brothers living on an isolated mountain farm, goes to town to find a wife.

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Bare Cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

BRIGHTON BUS NAMES EXPLAINED We explain the connections to Brighton of those names emblazoned on the front of local buses...

Ferris Bueller (No. 10C) – dialogue from the short-lived TV spin-off from the 1986 comedy film was sampled on the B-side of local resident Fatboy Slim's 1999 hit ‘Praise You’.

Zoltar (No. 73) – A mural featuring the Battle Of The Planets villain graced the wall of the gents’ toilet of The Shakespeare's Head in Chatham Place during its Zel period between 1993 and 1994.

Marcus Horatius Pulvillus (No. 101) – Artefacts discovered during a recent archaeological dig suggest that the 509 BC consul of Rome pioneered the notion of “gay pride”.

Nik Kershaw (No. 59) – The diminutive 80s pop idol was the Dolphin Derby world champion between 2002 and 2007.

Colin Mochrie (No. 97) – The Canadian Whose Line Is It Anyway? stalwart is the current owner of the Volk's Electric Railway.

Candyman (No. 119) – The hookhanded, African-American fictional urban legend and horror movie bad guy was guest director of Brighton Festival in 2003.

Linzi Drew (No. 88) – The British adult film actress's 1985 film Electric Blue 4 makes novel use of a stick of Brighton rock.

Dear Granville, Don't worry, mon ami, by utilising my “little grey cells” I am able to tell you that the detective in question is, of course, Spender, who was portrayed on BBC TV by actor Jimmy Nail.

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L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

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Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton.

Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte.

The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars

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Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food.

Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two-courses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95.

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X-man: origins X Factor finalist Jahméne Douglas chats to Rhiannon Pulling about Stevie Wonder, Nicole Scherzinger, R’n’B & being runner up

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rom singing live on Saturday night TV to recording tracks with Stevie Wonder, there’s no doubt that Jahméne Douglas has an extraordinary talent. His heart of gold and soulful voice got him to the final of The X Factor in 2012.

Since releasing his number one album, Love Never Fails, last summer, Jahméne has been busy recording his forthcoming album and is performing with fellow X Factor contestants, Kingsland Road, at The Hove Centre on Saturday 5th April.

You’ve definitely built up the ‘Jahmania’ with your new demo snippets, how would you describe your new album?

"It’s very authentic, true and honest to myself.

My first album was a cover album so it wasn’t very revealing of my singing abilities and where I could go with my voice. This album is a lot more original and just more... Jahméne!”

What were your inspirations for this album?

“Because I’m quite religious, a lot of it has to do with my faith in God. Then I’ve been listening to old jazz, like Billie Holiday and Diana Ross, as well as hip-hop and gospel influences – to try and get all that music and make it modern. It’s quite a task but it’s fun!"

Your demo of Catch The Rhythm is quite upbeat and a different sound from you. Do you think today’s music chart is lacking R’n’B, Gospel and Soul sounds?

“Definitely! I think R’n’B has been replaced with Urban, Pop and Rap, so we don’t really have the real R’n’B anymore. I wouldn’t even class Beyoncé as R’n’B; she’s more Pop and Urban. I think nowadays we are getting confused and missing what real R’n’B is.

But I think it’s coming back in – slowly and surely!"

Going back to your Love Never Fails album, what was it like to record with Stevie Wonder and Nicole Scherzinger?

“I was in the bubble of The X Factor Tour and making a new album, so it was all new things to me but looking back it’s like ‘Wow, I had Stevie Wonder record on my album!’ and my first album of all things! I feel incredibly blessed to have one of my all-time favourite musicians record with me.”

How has The X Factor benefited you with your nerves and general singing ability?

“I think with any talent or skill the more you do it and the more it’s presented and put on show, the more likely it is that you’re going to improve it. So being on The X Factor each week, that experience forced me into being comfortable on stage. I was comfortable on stage before it was just the fact that I went from witness protection to having a camera in my face. It was a humongous jump for me to take and I was taking a lot of risks, so for me, all my nervous habits were coming out on screen.

But I do feel a lot better now; hopefully people in the same boat will do the same.”

As an ambassador for Women’s Aid, why do you think domestic abuse should be higher on the agenda?

“If you just look at the statistics: two women die a week and 750,000 children a year are affected either directly or indirectly by domestic violence – it’s just something that’s present in people’s homes, neighbourhoods and communities and it’s just shocking that it’s being ignored so much. I mean two women a week that should be enough for the government to be like ‘Hey, that’s too many women dying from something that could be prevented’.”

Do you think you would be in the same position today if you hadn’t gone on The X Factor? “"It’s crazy because you’ll never really know, because you could have been snatched up at any point. But I probably would be in university or college if I didn’t do The X Factor, in some form of bettering myself in education, and obviously paying the bills!”

You’re an inspirational person through posting your quotes and stories on Twitter and Instagram, what would you say is your favourite quote?

“For me, it’s like the Bible and asking for your favourite scripture, but in my opinion you can only have a favourite scripture in that moment because it only applies to you in that situation. But my overall quote would probably have to be was what I called my album, Love Never Fails, from first Corinthians 13, ‘Love is patient, Love is kind’ because it just sums up what love should be and it’s so well written for something that has stood the test of time."

What was your best performance or memory from The X Factor?

“At the time it wasn’t a very good moment but looking back on it, I would have to say my duet with Nicole [Nicole’s microphone stopped working and they had to share Jahméne’s]. It was an incredible moment to have shared the stage with someone and to be professional about it and carry on. It pushed me into becoming stronger as a singer.”

In the music industry it can be difficult to keep yourself grounded and not get caught up in it, what keeps you grounded?

“In any walk of life what keeps you grounded are the people you surround yourself with and you’ll know if they’re bad for you. What you have to do is look at the people around you and they’ll reflect who you are. So I’ve made sure I’ve surrounded myself with good, encouraging people, who will tell me what’s going on and what’s good or bad.”

With artists like One Direction, JLS and yourself who haven’t won The X Factor but still go on to be successful, do you think that being a runner up is just as good as winning?

“The X Factor as a whole is a strange process because you’re going from nobody knowing who you are and then within a year nine million people are tuning in to watch you. It’s a massive jump and when that process is over, the next year is on; it’s like a conveyor belt. It is trouble trying to find your place, but I feel that I’m filling a place that hasn’t been filled yet, being in the gospel scene and trying to bring it to life."

What are you looking forward to in the forthcoming year?

“I’m excited for my American debut, which is just one of those things like ‘Oh my gosh, will it go down well?’ because it’s such a massive place and if you get accepted it’s just brilliant. I’m hoping to do a tour round the schools with Women’s Aid and the Head Start campaign; we had £75 million of lottery funds put into it, which was incredible.

We’re trying to find the best way to reach children and help them open up and deal with their problems before they escalate. In this day and age the younger generation needs help, so I’m excited to do that.”

Jahmene Douglas and Kingsland Road will be performing The Hove Centre on Saturday 5th April.

Tickets and exclusive ‘Meet and Greet’ VIP tickets are available to purchase.

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Dear Jacquie Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine Can I do a detox without starving myself?

There’s no need to restrict quantity when undertaking a detox, simply address the content of what you consume! It’s the perfect time of year to do one, for a body spring clean.

A good way of preparing for a detox is to omit all alcohol, tobacco, gluten, dairy and caffeine for 1 week as a lead up to a stricter 2 week session. For the 2 week detox, further omit all animal products, including fish and eggs. The 2 weeks should consist of each day having 7 portions of vegetables and 3 fruits (apples, pears, berries, pineapple, papaya). The grains allowed are buckwheat, quinoa, wild rice, brown rice and millet. You can get flakes as well as the whole grain, so you are able to make porridge, as well as a side serving with your meals. Your protein sources can be nuts, seeds, beans and lentils. Dairy alternatives can be from almond milk, coconut milk, hazelnut milk or hemp milk, all

unsweetened. Remember that fresh herbs and spices can really pep up a meal. A day’s menu plan could look like this: • Breakfast: Buckwheat porridge with almond milk, berries and ground flax seed.

• Snack: Almonds and an apple • Lunch: Baked sweet potato with home-made hummus, a large mixed salad with lemon and olive oil dressing

•Snack: Home-made guacamole with carrot, cucumber and celery sticks.

•Dinner: Italian style rice with leeks, garlic, peas and mushrooms, served with kale or spinach.

If you already have a vegan lifestyle you’ll benefit from cutting out gluten and soya for a few weeks and replacing them with healthier grains and vegetable protein sources, such as lentils, beans and quinoa.

To drink, apart from pure water, opt for herbal teas. Try peppermint, Redbush (try the Earl Grey version) camomile, dandelion leaf and root teas. If you find you are missing your daily caffeine habit try green tea which has just enough caffeine to stave off withdrawal headaches.

There are some very useful supplements to aid the liver whilst detoxing, so see a nutritional therapist who can set a personalised plan for you.

See your health professional for advice.

Free open evening 2nd April, 6.30pm–8.30pm Free Brighton Open Evening: find out about CNM training to become a nutritional therapist.

9th April, 6.30pm–8.30pm Free Health Talk by Jacquie Lane: Boost Your Fertility through Juicing.

Jacquie Lane is both a lecturer and the Director of Studies at CNM, (College of Naturopathic Medicine) in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues. Email Jacquie at: sunshinenutrition@hotmail.co.uk

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Health & beauty news & reviews for spring/summer

CELEBRITY HANDBAGS

Brighton-based charity, Handbags For Hospices, has announced the launch of their pop-up shop in House of Hoye from Thursday 1 May, raising funds for hospices all around the UK. Through many handbag auctions the charity raised over £15,000 last year and are determined to beat that number this year.

Handbags set to be auctioned off have been donated from celebrity supporters, including Davina McCall, Elizabeth Hurley and Millie Mackintosh, with more to be revealed on the run up to

the night! The first event was in Brighton in 2012 and raised £2,000 for The Marlets Hospice in Hove and have since held many events across the South East and rest of the UK. Grab your best girlfriends and head down to the House of Hoye and bid for a beautiful handbag over a glass of wine or a traditional cup of tea and help the UK hospices in funding their projects. www.handbagsforhospices.com

CLINIQUE HIGH IMPACT MASCARA

Open up your eyes and lashes with Clinique’s new mascara. Gone are the days of panda eyes by lunchtime and clumpy mascara after three uses. With Clinique High Impact Mascara, which is also available in a

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HOT YOGA GETS YOU BLUSHING

Set your spring fitness off to the right start with Hot Yoga at Yoga Haven. Classes take place in a heated environment to warm up your muscles, ligaments and tendons beforehand, so be prepared to flush out those toxins and get your blood pumping with oxygen as you sweat your way through the class. It may not

sound that attractive, but its rejuvenation benefits will leave you feeling great.

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GET YOUR FITNESS FREAK BACK

Kick off that duvet and drag on those trainers and get ready to get fit. Alive Fitness and Natural Heath in Brighton offers a wide range of classes for all different fitness abilities, including clases from Kettlebell conditioning to Zumba. The coaches will give you the motivation, as well as meeting likeminded people around you to inspire you to reach your goal. www.alivehealth.co.uk/

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New season Rhiannon Pulling finds the must-have spring additions for the home & garden Vintage Home Sweet Home Swing Stopper Bottle £4.95 www.dotcomgiftshop This vintage bottle will be perfect for adding an extra touch to your bathroom. Fill with bubble bath or salts to create a splash of colour!

Ian Snow Buffalo Print Cotton Cushion £15.98, www.amazon.co.uk Blue tile print is on trend for this spring and with added white frill lining, this cushion too good to resist!

Villeroy & Boch Boston Coloured Wine Goblet (Green) £21.12, www.amazon.co.uk For those long summer evenings and barbecues pour your won cocktail into this vintage green glass for an added special touch.

Filofax Cover Story Personal (Floral Burst) £35, Filofax, www.filofax.co.uk The floral trend continues for SS14 and not just for clothes. Give your organiser a bright new update with the colourful range from Filofax.

Jo Malone London Blackberry & Bay and Orange Blossom Bath Soaps £26, Jo Malone, www.jomalome.com The new Michael Angove Home Collection launched in Jo Malone stores last week. These gorgeous soaps are the perfect spring addition to the home.

Moorish Coffee Cup Medina Tile £8.95 www.dotcomgiftshop Have your own afternoon tea party with these unique tea cups and purchase the rest of the collection for your individual mis-matched tea set!

Wind Light Hanger Neon Orange £4.99, Cargo, 0844 848 3300 www.cargohomeshop.com Hang this tealight holder from trees or dot them around to create your own secret garden.

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wave Dress £TBC, F&F at Tesco Imagine it’s 1955’s Enchantment Under The Sea Dance in Back To The Future. This is the perfect outfit. Colourful and on trend. It;s retro at its very best. Add bouffant hair and you’re good to go.

Definitions Bow Front Yellow Dress £55, Very, www.very.co.uk Ditch the LBD and embrace this season’s yellow shade to stand out from the crowd. It’s a 1950s flashback!

New trends harking back to decades past Denim Dungarees £65, (Noisy May Yellow logo T-shirt £35, Biba Yellow studded ‘Poppy’ grab clutch £30, House Of Fraser, www.houseoffraser.co.uk Did you discard your dungarees in the 1990’s too? Never fear, with a new makeover denim dungarees return – think more fitted than farm yard, and dress it up with heels, a clutch and statement lipstick. Not so 1990s now...

Tropical print T-Shirt and Tropical Tailored Short £12 (top), £10 (shorts), in store from 22 May, Primark.

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The right touch Rhiannon Pulling finds the perfect massage therapies at Revitalise to aid Brighton Marathon runners

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massage is an occasional and luxurious treatment for anyone, but different types of massages can have positive health benefits for everyone. Revitalise wellbeing centres in Brighton and Hove offer a range of massage therapies tailored to your requirements. Pregnancy massage is beneficial for expectant mothers, in helping them relax and become more comfortable with carrying their baby. Aromatherapy massage is is the perfect post-winter pickme-up, promoting good health and serenity. Oils are selected based on a client’s individual needs and hold antibacterial, antiseptic, and antiviral qualities.

With the prestigious Brighton Marathon taking place this Sunday 6 April, a Sports Massage is the ideal treatment pre- and post-marathon.

This type of massage is the perfect medicine for sports enthusiasts before a big event, ideally three to five days beforehand. At Revitalise, clients are sent into a deep relaxation as the masseuses prepare their muscles with deep but delicate movements to aid recovery from workout sessions. Post marathon, Revitalise recommend a Sports Massage to help wind down muscles,

restore fresh blood flow and reduce tightness and soreness on focused areas. As well as this, a Sports Massage helps to create flexible muscles to speed up recovery time and improve performance.

A Deep Tissue Massage is another option for Brighton Marathon participants and other sports enthusiasts. This intense therapy targets specific problem areas, especially after a hard training session, to target the various layers of the muscles. A Deep Tissue Massage loosens and lengthens short muscles, relieves pain and improves posture for a high quality fitness performance. Again, staff at Revitalise advise that you have this a couple of days before and shortly after a major sporting event, to bring your body back to its normal state.

Brighton Marathon runners: take advantage of the buy one get one free offer on massage at Revitalise this month and keep your body and mind in tip-top shape.

Revitalise, 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389, hove@revitalise-u.com, and 123A Western Road, Brighton, 01273 710855, brighton@revitalise-u.com, www.revitalise-u.com

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BRIGHTON WRITES

Andrew Kay

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Curl up and dye G

rowing up with curls was something of a bore. When everyone else sported fringes, I could not. Mum used to wash my hair and then comb a fringe in when it was wet, keeping it in place with a strip of sticky tape until it was dry.

Under the stress of the tape the curls would form a neat row, all facing the same way. It looked hilarious, and only lasted a few minutes before each curl would take on a life of its own.

As a teenager I struggled to keep the curls down but to little effect and finally I gave up and let it do what it had always wanted to do. At school this gave rise to a rumour that I had had a perm and in turn to a new nick-name ‘Kevin Keegan’ (never was a name less appropriate) followed by ‘Crystal Tips’.

After that I grew it long, ringlets like Marc Bolan no less, and finally I cut it short myself, like topiary.

Over the following years it did what it liked and then for a while it did what my hairdresser friend Ian Habben told it to, which was pretty wild. I loved that.

Now it’s falling out and I had resorted to having it clippered short, dull, predictable cropped hair – well it’s not for me. I’m not one for blending in am I? This morning one of my colleagues here at atelier L’Atest looked at me and declared that I looked like

tonsure. So when I bumped into Andrew Duffy I was delighted that he expressed an interest in doing something a little more interesting with my locks.

Andrew has now opened a new salon called BaDu in Nile Street so I went along and put my head in his hands, quite literally. And hats off to him – did you see what I did there? – he has tackled it full on.

Three appointments later and I now have a head of hair that once again has some style. He has persuaded me that the curls are worth encouraging, provided me with a means to keep them in check, and in doing so put a big smile on my face.

My hair is thinner than it was, and there is a distinct bald patch at the back, which the short amongst you will not notice. But what is left is now a good shape, under control and rather stylish – if you don’t mind me saying so. I am embracing my inner curly-top and loving it. And it’s all down to Andrew and his business partner Ella Bashford who have taken on my tonsorial challenge. I love going there, it’s small and rather calming and they have the most delightful Tibetan terrier called Deefer who makes me smile – he has problem hair too so I have this image of them clipping and blow-drying him before he makes his appearance at the salon. I just turn up looking my usual dishevelled, Freud-like self and let them do the rest.

BaDu Hair, 3 Nile Street, Brighton BN1 1HW 01273 329371 www.baduhair.co.uk

A quiet aside Southport Lido, circa 1965, with my dad Eric and younger brother Adrian, both of whom had much easier hair!

“This morning one of my colleagues looked at me and declared that I looked like Sigmund Freud – but with curls” Sigmund Freud – but with curls. I wasn’t sure how to take it at first but soon realised that this was no bad thing and in part I have someone to thank for this.

I actually really enjoy going to a good hairdresser and having someone take their time taming my

It was recently brought to my attention that some readers had been worried about my wellbeing and the changes in my life. There have indeed been changes. I have moved on and I have built a new life for myself once again. Things are fine, I am happy and settled and for this I have to thank those kind people around me, at home and at work, all of whom have given me so much support.

My friends and my family and you my readers are a great comfort and I apologise for keeping things to myself, but I felt it was necessary for my wellbeing – and my wellbeing alone. I think you will find I am fully on form, despite the legs, curly hair and fading sight. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

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The city has inspired a Duran Duran song, a fruity soft drink and a computeranimated musical comedy based on a family of Blue Macaws. The film Rio was a bonafide blockbuster hit back in 2011; now Carlos Saldanha has directed a sequel, out in UK cinemas this Friday 4 April – in perfect time for the Easter holidays.

Like its predecessor, Rio 2 has a great soundtrack composed by John Powell. As before,

We have three sets of prizes to give away – including Rio 2 T-shirts, stickers and stationery.

For your chance to win, simply tell us: What Brazilian city is the film Rio 2 named after?

the songs themselves are influenced by the sounds and styles of Brazilian music.

Featuring the voices of Jesse Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway and Jamie Foxx, the story sees Blu, Jewel and their family living a perfect domesticated life in the city – but they soon find themselves on an adventure in the wilds of the Amazon.

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with the name of the competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to give your name, address and telephone number. Closing date for entries: Monday 14 April 2014.

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A sneak preview of shows from the Latest TV team, online now at www.thelatest.tv & coming soon to Channel 8

With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Relationship breakthroughs cannot happen overnight. With Mars now retreating from all that fighting for equality, this part of the process is now about reflection. However, as the Sun and Uranus join forces at the new moon in Aries, you will have a personal epiphany.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

It is fair to say at this time of the year you’re usually at your most reflective and exhausted. Regular time out is needed.

Note the fight at work has subsided and should have subsided within you too. Take this chance to reveal your softer side.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

You’ve got a sixth sense about you while Mercury traverses the overflowing waters of Pisces. You can feel and know, without having to consciously go down your usual route of elimination via logic. This talent will be best applied at work.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

You may only have to leave your house for five minutes to find yourself in a battle of wills. If you overlook the details, or think yourself above the law, the universe may put your theories to the test. Family and friends will help you stay on top.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

You must expect the unexpected this week as epiphanies surrounding foreign travel or your own philosophies may suddenly get thrust to the fore. A dark Moon Lilith in your sign brings out your sexual potency. You will be attracting attention.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

In relationships, when is a spade a spade? It’s part of the rich tapestry of life; one cannot label and categorise others as easily as stamps. A financial or sexual surprise awaits you this week. Trust that you’ll discover something you needed to.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

With go-getting Mars in your sign, it’s apparent you had to reach out and tie up communications, relationships and assets in order to make a breakthrough. However, as Mars is in retrograde motion, decision making seems harder. It’s ok to reflect on actions before doing them.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

A breakthrough is imminent at work, your daily routines have been unpredictable and disruptive causing no end of anxiety.

With the Sun and Uranus teaming up around the new moon, you will finally know what it is you must work on in order to perpetuate your own autonomy.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

On the romantic front something very unexpected could change everything. It’s about consciousness and this week you could be propelled forward in both a romantic and creative direction. A relationship that starts now may not last, but it’ll be worth it and unforgettable.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

What do you have the power to change? More than you can imagine. Change is not something we like thrust upon us, so when things are not working or apparently stale, you can be the initiator. Home gets a revamp, it’s a fresh start for you.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Oh yes, you are going to like it this week. So much positivity spinning your world and shaping it into a new and exotic prosperous future. You may get easily swamped at work thanks to Jupiter making you say “Yes” to everything. A meeting of like minds changes the game.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Fortunes and finances can take an unexpected turn this week as Uranus and the Sun illuminate a need for change. You may have to live with a feeling of instability in that area. For the self-employed, however, it could be a great day to launch...

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

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t’s not every day that the Prime Minister praises what you do. But last week, a team from Latest TV received a full thumbs up from David Cameron when he visited Peacehaven.

Apparently, according to our mate Dave, local TV is great for communities and great for showing off everything good about our areas.

Well, we certainly agree and can’t wait to get showing programmes on freeview Channel 8 come summertime. Whether or not Dave and SamCam will be joining us though had not yet been confirmed. The PM's trip was just days after another government big shot, Ian “the quiet man" Duncan Smith visited Hove for a tour around the job centre. No, the Tory frontbencher had not been given his P45 from Dave. It was all part of his role as work and pensions secretary – and to boost the reelection campaign of Hove MP Mike Weatherley.

Thankfully, in interview the minister was a little more vocal than his nickname suggested – and even provided our man Frank Le Duc with a scoop about back-to-work contractors Atos.

Away from Westminster, there was much relief for the Sewell family, who have run the Pavilion Gardens Cafe in Brighton since 1941.

After months of fears that the building would be demolished as part of wider plans to sauce up the royal park, the Sewell's have received confirmation that they will be allowed to keep the lease for the foreseeable future.

This commentator is one of those who is much relieved – if only because the rock cakes on sale there are divine. Across the city, there was further celebration as the turf was cut for

the building of the new Sussex Macmillan Cancer Support Centre.

After years of fundraising, enough money has been secured to ensure work can start on the new building in Bristol Gate, Brighton. It means that thousands of people will be able to receive the support that they need after being diagnosed with the disease.

Hundreds attended a celebration for the work starting at the American Express Community Stadium. And those who were there were reminded that another £1.2 million is required for the full building work to be completed.

After a quick interview with Dr George Deutsch, the man who has spent his life caring for and raising money to help those with cancer, it was time for a dash across town.

The reason was the Latest TV team were the guests of honour – sort of – at the Whitehawk FC game against Eastleigh.

For those of you unfamiliar with non-league football: it’s not pretty but it’s still very much the beautiful game. (Anywhere that sells Bovril in a mug will always win praise from me...)

In about five years, a group of local businessmen have taken over a county league team and turned it into one of the best clubs in Sussex. Among the couple of hundreds watching was a barmy army of about six, an opera singer and the local MP. With a name change in the offing, it seems those at the helm do not want to settle for the Conference South.

I urge anyone who has not yet ventured to the Enclosed Ground in East Brighton Park to check it out. The football is good, banter excellent and did I mention the Bovril? If you can’t, then expect to see plenty of the Whitehawk team’s players, directors and fans on Channel 8 in just a few month’s time.

For more details, check out www.thelatest.co.uk and www.thelatest.tv

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

It’s been a good week for Longing Sky on the chart!

Upload your own tracks and listen online to get your favourite to number one.

1 Longing Sky feat. Julia Fitness The Longing Sky 2 The Black Fields The Fighter 3 The Longing Sky feat. Julia Fitness fatal Forbearance 4 The Longing Sky Dogstar feat. Julia Fitness 5 matthew the oxx the boy inside the bubble 6 Trilby Valentine 7 Jim Guittard Confusion, Lies, Guns, and Drugs 8 KontraPunkt Intro 9 James Self, Otter of the Universa Godfather Material 10 Stuart Newman 51st State 11 Getting Away in a Dodgem Car Complications 12 Maritime Hotel Young 13 Passenger Table for One 14 The Speak Beautiful People 15 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance

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Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8 May 2014, 9.30pm, £20, 01273 709709, brightondome.org After a tiny gig at The Great Escape in 2008 the rapper will return for a late show at Brighton Dome with Show and Prove!

THE MAGIC NUMBERS + SPECIAL GUESTS

St George’s Church, 23 September 2014, 7pm, £19/17, tickets from Resident 01273 606312, www.seetickets.com The Magic Numbers are an anomaly: a 70s-style, happy harmony band, made up of two sets of brothers and sisters, that are thriving in the 21st century. The group was formed in 2002 in Hanwell, releasing their debut album titled The Magic Numbers on 13 June 2005 to much acclaim, charmeing audiences in with joyfully romantic love songs.

AN EVENING WITH NOEL FIELDING

Brighton Centre, 29 November 2014, £25, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Noel Fielding (The Mighty Boosh, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Luxury Comedy) is embarking on his first live tour in five years.

THE BIG REUNION BOY BAND TOUR

Brighton Centre, 23 October 2014, £45/27.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Following the success of The Big Reunion on ITV2, ITV and partners Live Nation have announced the launch of The Big Reunion Boy Band Tour, this time bringing along the seven boy bands from both series – Five, Blue, 911, (from 2013 series) plus A1, Damage, 3T and the recently formed 5th Story featuring Gareth Gates, Dane Bowers, Adam Rickitt, Kavana, Kenzie (from 2014 series).

STEWART LEE & FRIENDS: CELEBRATING THE MUSIC OF NICK PYNN Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 23 March 2014 ✪✪✪✪✪

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ick Pynn – the much-loved multiinstrumentalist, a Brighton institution and talent that makes the most complex of pieces look like simplicity itself – has worked with a lot of respected performers from the worlds of both music and comedy. One of those performers, Stewart Lee, had the brainwave to bring them all together in a celebration and appreciation of the unassuming talent that is Nick Pynn.

With the feel of a true appreciation of a friend, Stewart Lee opened the first half, while Boothby Graffoe closed it, neatly sandwiching original composition delivered and expertly looped by Pynn himself along with a performance from celebrated Lewes resident Arthur Brown. Both comics performed beautifully with Pynn (as well as delivering up some of their own straight comedy sets), whose talent at garnering others' musical pieces as well as creating his own shone through.

The second half continued with the music and comedy, serving up the at times haunting delights of Kate Daisy Grant duetting with her husband – Pynn – and charming with her own array of instruments, with both of them looping strings, piano, bells and vocals with remarkable and uniquely charming results. Kevin Eldon was a comic sorbet between musical courses, refreshing and bright with a clever silliness that immediately charmed. Jane Bom Bane followed, sporting her famous hats – one for each of her two pieces – introducing a hammond organ, first love and more harmonies to the mix, captivating the Concert Hall as her head-piece rotated and energised to illustrate her physicist’s song. Remarkable.

The entire production came to a close around the final song of Incredible String Band Mike Heron’s short set, bringing together all of the performers (including Georgia Seddon) in what felt like the last song of a wedding. Such is the adoration of the talented Mr Pynn the few technical hiccups were indulged, and playfulness and generosity were the order of the night. A delight to witness.

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THE FEELING

British pop at its best, with some soft rock on the side, The Feeling’s 11-day tour concluded in Brighton with the band players from Sussex and London clearly celebrating to be home. For such a home-grown group, their name actually derived after bassist Richard Jones spotting of a Parisian bar neon

sign, ‘Le Feeling’! Playing various hits, the crowd pleasers were, of course, from their 2006 debut album Twelve Stops And Home such as ‘Rose’, ‘Love it When You Call’, ‘Never Be Lonely’ and ‘Fill My Little World’ Concorde 2, 24 March 2014 ✪✪✪✪ Jaynie Ralph

16 Millsy slug Music Zippit 17 Harper Ash Dragonfly 18 BreakinBear Joe Cocker – Never Tear Us Apart (BreakinBear Dupstep Remix) 19 North Laine Crys 20 Atom Grad Perfidy SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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>CLUB HIGHLIGHTS< Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark TOO DARN SOULFUL This is the first time in a generation that Brighton has put on a night of pure and unadulterated Northern Soul.

This week ‘Swifty’ the dancee master is joined by the Grandaddy of Northern Soul Paddy Shevlin, alongside special guest Keith Robinson. And the best thing about it? All the music is dispensed on original vinyl. Amazing! Get your tickets early to avoid disappointment.

Komedia, Sat 5 April, 11pm, £5

DREAMBOYS Welcome to hen night paradise, where girls of all ages can come to enjoy a cheeky and highly entertaining male strip show right in the centre of Brighton. The ticket buys you an all inclusive package (no pun intended) that’ll get you a champagne reception, a buffet dinner, a two hour male stripper performance and free VIP entry into the nightclub until 3am.

Funkyfish, Sat 5 April, 6.30pm, £29

GUILTY PLEASURES Join DJ Moogle on Wednesday for a night of full on guilty pleasures.

He’ll be blasting the tunes we all love but hate to admit to. That means throw backs from our teen years plus good old fashioned cheese, R’n’B and a heavy dose of pop classics. Go on, you know you want to...

Belushi's, Wed 2 April, 9pm, free

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WHAT’S ON STAGE her works continue to speak for the yearning heart as much as they did when they were written – so just how much has really changed for women since?

In a solo performance of extraordinary virtuosity – using only Austen’s words – actor Rebecca Vaughan answers this question by boldly revisiting the most rewarding moments from all six major novels – including Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility and Emma – plus those in lesser known works such as Austen’s Juvenilia and the unfinished Sanditon. In scenes of high comedy

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English Touring Opera The English Touring Opera return to The Hawth in May with two new operas, Mozart: The Magic Flute and Britten: Paul Bunyan.

English Touring Opera is the leading touring opera company in the UK.ETO travels to more regions and to more venues than any other English opera company, touring annually to around 55 venues and presenting as many as 110 performances per year.

Probably the world’s favourite opera, Mozart’s The Magic Flute, has enchanted music and theatre lovers of all ages for hundreds of years.

Snakes and Ladders

STAGE: COMING TO THE HAWTH Sensational shows live on stage this spring

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ollowing a break of six years, Band of Gold star Cathy Tyson returns to the stage this Spring in Sarah Naomi Lee’s bittersweet black hair salon drama Snakes and Ladders. The Liverpudlian, who found fame starring alongside Bob Hoskins in the 1986 feature film Mona Lisa, put her successful acting career on hold a four years ago to take on the very different role as a mature English student at Brunel University. She now takes the role of Amma in Lee’s affectionate family tale about three mixed race sisters and their relationship with their hair, which comes to The Hawth this spring.

A hairdresser’s salon, an impending wedding and three sisters in an everyday environment.

Box braids and banter, curls and confidences, revelations and recriminations, this is a study of family life, of sisterly relationships, hidden truths, secret pasts and deep underlying love.

Snakes and Ladders is inspired by true stories collected from women in a black hair salon in Brighton.

Tuesday 22 & Wednesday 23 April 7.45pm, The Hawth Studio

Austen’s Women Rebecca Vaughn returns to The Hawth with Austen’s Women this May following previous successful performances of the show in Crawley attracting crowds of Austen fans and lovers of great theatre.

Jane Austen created some of literature’s most celebrated characters, defining her era, sex and class. Two hundred years on,

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and profound pathos, Vaughan deconstructs the souls of Emma Woodhouse, Lizzy Bennet, Mrs Norris, Miss Bates and nine other beautifully observed women.

These women present a glorious distillation of 19th century feminism and speak volumes about love, friendship, and notorious improprieties.

Saturday 10 May 7.45pm, The Hawth Studio

With the magic and adventure of a classic Disney film, it tells the story of a young prince and princess on a frightening journey..

Like all of ETO’s main-stage productions this Spring, The Magic Flute and Paul Bunyan are sung in English, in full costume with an orchestral accompaniment.

Mozart: The Magic Flute, Monday 5 May, 7.30pm, and Britten: Paul Bunyan, Tuesday 6 May, 7.30pm.

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS middle man and meet the makers themselves. All stalls are carefully vetted to ensure only the very best quality items are sold. Come and be inspired!

Unitarian Church, North Laine, Sat 5 April, Free

COMEDY: EDINBURGH PREVIEWS The Caroline Of Brunswick announces it is hosting a vast array of Edinburgh previews in June and July

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Seann Walsh

Richard Herring

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he Caroline Of Brunswick pub may only have a small space upstairs, but its appetite for comedy is vast and delectable.

And it’s not afraid to share. Just check out the listings for its June and July Edinburgh preview season for exhibits one through to... umpteen to demonstrate the CoB’s unwavering support.

It may seem a little early to be flagging up these highlights, but as mentioned earlier – the CoB is a small venue and as such tickets to prime shows are snapped up way in advance.

Tickets are available to purchase online, which means that it’s very simple to feast your inner comedy geek’s demands with a mass ticketbuy. There being a lot of self-confessed comedy geeks in this area, again this is why we urge you to get in early with your favourites.

The talent! There are lots to choose from.

Seann Walsh comes back to homeground from the Big Smoke and the TV screens with brand new material – as, in fact, do all of the comics.

In case it wasn’t clear, these are all works in progress, hence the knock down price and opportunity to see behind the curtain and peek at the construction of many top notch shows.

Others with new shows with names you’ll recognise off the telly and the radio include Richard Herring, Lucy Porter, Josie Long, James Acaster, Zoe Lyons, Brian Gittins, Angela Barnes, Romesh Ranganathan, Sara Pascoe, Holly Walsh, Andrew Lawrence, Paul McCaffrey and Jo Neary. Phew!

Other comics trying out new shows who may not be on your old media but have been most generous with their talents on the new media plus gathering awards and nominations are Josh Howie, David Trent, Carey Marx, Lou Sanders, Ed Gamble and Carly Smallman.

Comedy’s just coming out of the ears of the Caroline of Brunswick, and it’s all from respected established funny people.

To find out more about the special talents of each of these people, which might suit your tastes and which you could think are worth a punt even if they seem a bit ‘out there’, check out the venue’s website. But hurry.

Caroline Of Brunswick, www.carolineofbrunswick.co.uk/comedy.html

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COMEDY: MIRANDA HART: MY, WHAT I CALL, LIVE SHOW After Middle England and all of the BBC fell head over heels in love with the statuesque funny lady, it’s time to take the laughs on tour with this – her first stadium nationwide tour.

Already garnering rave reviews.

Brighton Centre, Tues 1 April & Wed 2 April 2014, 8pm, £82/£27.50 COMEDY: COMEDY CANOE A true gem of an evening, with hand-picked reliably funny support acts building up the comedy momentum for an established top class headline act. Previous headliners have included Angela Barnes, David Trent and Zoe Lyons.

The Temple Bar, Wed 2 April 2014, 8pm, £4 EVENTS: THE MAKERS BOUTIQUE A bustling and creative hub selling a huge range of artwork, photography, textiles, homewards, jewellery, fashion and – more recently, delicious locally made foods sold directly from the producers. This is a chance for shoppers to skip the

EVENT: SHLURP! MINI MILE Youngsters are invited along to this racing event the day before the Brighton Marathon. Bring them along to experience the tension and excitement of a big race start, complete with big screen, TV cameras and commentators. The race is open to everyone between the ages of seven and 17, and all who finish get to take home a T-shirt, kit bag and a medal to mark their achievement.

Preston Park, Sat 5 April, 11am, £15

FILM: NOAH (12A) Dir: Darren Aronofsky Russel Crowe, Emma Watson and Ray Winstone make up just part of this all-star cast. The famous story of the great flood is given the Hollywood polish in this apocalyptic action drama portraying the struggles of Noah and his family as they race to build the ark before the deluge of rain. But apocalypse soon descends into a bloody battle as a violent warrior tribe decides they want the ark for themselves.

Released Fri 4 April Showing at Cineworld, Odeon, Duke of York's FILM: DIVERGENT (12A) Dir: Neil Burger Ansel Elgort, Zoë Kravitz, Theo James and Kate Winslet star in this thrilling action adventure set in the future where people are segregated by personality type: intelligence, bravery, selflessness, friendship and honesty. This dystopian adventure promises to be full of stunts and

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colours, ranging from turquoise and lime to cerise and black; and, The Wonderful World of Abstraction takes its sculptural form from thousands of metres of multicoloured ribbon, which are suspended uniformly from a metal frame – to kaleidoscopic effect.

Fabrica, 40 Duke Street, Brighton, 01273 778 646. 5 April-26 May Signs of Light

special effects -– not to be missed.

Released Fri 4 April Showing at Cineworld, Odeon ART: SIGNS OF LIGHT Group show featuring artists working in neon and light, including Andy Doig, Care Griffiths, Dan Baldwin, Grande Dame, Pure Evil, Tina Keane and Magnus Gjoen.

On show will be light boxes and neon galore (including a sofa, a washing line complete with smalls and a full alphabet).

Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, Brighton, 01273 645299. Until 21 April ART: JACOB DAHLGREN Swedish artist Jacob Dahlgren has re-configured two of his interactive works for Fabrica’s unique space; Heaven Is A Place On Earth is a large floor work comprising 713 polished bathroom scales in candy-pop

MUSIC: ROBERT GLASPER Some serious old school funky jazz hip hop r’n’b vibes with this big cult favourite. The sort of act that feels the need to namecheck influences at the beginning of a song as well as inviting as many ‘names’ onto their records as possible. Some serious muso action in store, but with some essential underlying playfulness and grooves to get your teeth into.

Concorde 2, Tues 1 April, 7.30pm, £15

MUSIC: BABYHEAD Crazy multi-limbed hip hop funk and jazz beast, but very different from Robert Glasper. This is full-on, very tight, jumped-up party music – from the infamous Bristol band who’ve graced many a festival. One of the best.

Komedia, Wed 2 April, 7pm, £8

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he highly regarded duo of Rosa Slade and Katy Young first emerged in 2005 as Peggy Sue & The Pirates, quickly developing an art student following in Brighton, before releasing their debut single ‘Television’ in 2007. Having largely ditched the twee indie-folk style that got them off running, as well as dumping The Pirates part of their name, and the Kate Nash vocal stylings before it got too irritating, Peggy Sue have, with the addition of Olly Joyce on drums and percussion, quietly gone about the business of developing as songwriters, singers and musicians, culminating in the release of their fourth studio album earlier this year, Choir Of Echoes.

It’s their best yet, a mature reflection of life through their eyes, but also an album about singing and the art and complexities of communication. “Choir of Echoes is about singing,” they say. “About losing your voice and finding it again. Voices keep each other company and voices competing for space. The calls and response of the kindest and cruelest words. Choruses. Duets, whispers and shouts.”

For the most part, they sing in unison, their reverb-soaked harmonies forged through years of singing together, and to each other... you can’t imagine one without the other, such is their subtle chemistry.

Choir of Echoes is also notable for the percussive work of Joyce, which is given more prominence, and his energetic yet intricate drum work lends many of the songs a depth and dynamism that has sometimes been previously lacking. Where Peggy Sue might drift into overly maudlin territory, Joyce’s drums makes it sparkier, more dynamic.

Taking their cue from their album of 2012 (their take on the original songs that were included on the soundtrack to the Kenneth Auger cult movie), their love of doo-wop and early rock ’n’ roll has inspired the raucously dreamy song ‘Longest Day Of The Year Blues’. Another standout cut is the short and sweet and beautifully named ‘How Heavy The Quiet That Grew Between Your Mouth And Mine’, a stripped back country-folk song that perhaps points to the future for Peggy Sue, a band who are in essence as traditional as Buddy Holly and the aforementioned doo-wop; very little but guitars, drums and voices feature throughout, a master class of economy and song craft from this most unassuming of bands.

Green Door Store, Monday 7 April, 7.30pm, £8

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SADE ALI HAS A QUIET NIGHT OUT

Chris Kuzmiski on the week’s best gigs

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aving a night out in Brighton doesn’t have to consist of ‘getting on it’ and going to every club and staggering home afterwards. That is the beauty of Brighton, there is a lot more to the city than being a perfect place to get wrecked. Not so long ago I had a night out in Brighton that didn't result in a hangover (yes that's right – me!). Me and a few friends started off by having something to eat at the Marina. Coast To Coast is a lovely restaurant just along the boardwalk. The food is amazing and the drinks are fairly priced too. So after a burger and chips and a few cheeky brandy and Cokes we then decided it was time to hit town and went to one of our favorite little spots on West Street. The pool club!

It may not seem like an exciting place to go on a Thursday night but it is actually a very fun little place. I never spend more than £20 and manage to squeeze in two hours of pool and at least four or five drinks.

The club is really cosy with comfy seating and plenty of tables to play on. The membership is free so it is just a quick little form and you’re in.

They also have a small bar that is always open, and play music on the big screens to keep you entertained.

All of this, plus a welcoming vibe, makes it the perfect place to chill with your friends. The only downfall is if you can’t play pool. But I guess there is never a better time to learn, eh?!

So after a few hours at the pool club and realising we are all terrible at pool we decide to move to the next spot. Al Nakhl Shisha bar. Again, a perfect spot to chill and enjoy some shisha, a drink and the company of friends. Al Nakhl is situated at the top of West Street, they serve food drink and have a lovely shisha terrace upstairs with cushions and heating. My advice would be to try ‘double apple’ shisha with some Arabic tea and sit back, relax and enjoy. I can assure you that you will give up some of your chaotic nights out to have a relaxed night out more often. I know I have! I’m not sure if it's called growing up or giving up but either way I’m still on the town and havn’t hung my heels up yet!

Don’t forget the return of Lollipop is 4th April and I can reveal it is going to be at The Bermuda Triangle. I will most definitely be there celebrating!

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ow take a deep breath Soweto Kinch Brightonians because this might be a jolt to the system... None of the below gigs are indie. We can scarcely believe it ourselves here at Brighton Noise towers.

Texas isn’t a place that carries a lot of weight in jazz history, but perhaps that might change with piano wiz Robert Glasper. He really knows his chops but also chucks a dose of hip-hop and RnB in for kicks. Support from Soweto Kinch. The all rapping, all sax playing mutant, a bit like that guy from the Lost Boys, only not really. At Concorde 2 on Tuesday.

Just in case you didn’t do ‘punk history’ GCSE: before The Pistols and The Damned, London was a hot bed of ‘pub rock’. All fast and rough-and-ready and NOTHING like prog, you got it? Eddie & The Hot Rods were there, and now they are here, or rather at Concorde 2 on Thursday.

One thing Brighton could do with is more metal, particularly an extreme metal. So let’s do it. Wyrdforge, Crypsis, Hole in the Sky and the subtly named Hate Fuck are playing The Lectern on Friday. It will be sodden with blackened, death and thrash and lay waste to the definitive student boozer.

On Saturday at Green Door Store it’s Splitting the Atom. Twelve acts over eight hours compromising all things drone, improv, avant and dare we say it experimental. And gosh darn it, it’s free, free I tells ya! If you've been before you know how good it is. If not, go, it’s quite unlike anything you've ever seen before.

Ever-living ska monolith The Selector are bringing not one but 2 tones to Concorde 2 on Saturday. It’s probably not necessary to explain how exciting a live band they are. It’s an empirical fact. They might not get on your radio anymore but frankly, that’s the radio’s loss.

A bit psych, a bit sludge, a bit mind-expanding journey to beyond the infinite – 11 Paranoias are enlarging minds at Sticky Mike's on Sunday. The meatiest support available from Sea Bastard and Cripsis.

If that’s not weird enough you must get to the Prince Albert, also on Sunday, for Musique Noir. No not another burlesque band. They somehow merge world influences with funk, yet they are a string quartet from Chicago and Detroit. Really. What more do you want?

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Tuesday 1 New Worlds Channel 4, 9pm So, Game Of Thrones series 4 starts Stateside this weekend, which makes it appear like no coincidence that this 17th century historical drama is starting several days before. Dig those serf’s rags. Anyway, it’s the tales of four young people striving for a fairer future on both sides of the Pond.

The Mentalist Channel Five, 9pm It would seem that fracking has become the biggest and baddest energy player of late, usurping the old nuclear power station villains. So much so that Patrick Jane and FBI agent Kim Fischer are hot on the trail of the murderer of an anti-fracking protester at a drilling site in Texas. Good and bad, clear cut.

Killer Magic BBC3, 10pm Magic and mind-reading are the new rock’n’roll, no? Or perhaps the new comedy, as it’s here on BBC3. A brand new series from some of the freshest faces in sleight of hand and bamboozlement. Dee Christopher, Chris Cox, Jasz Vegas, Damien O’Brien and Ben Hart amaze you and confuddle the public. Cool.

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.50 Saints And Scroungers 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Great British Garden Revival 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Super League Show 1.45 Instant Restaurant 2.30 Cash In The Attic 3.00 Cagney And Lacey 3.45 Himalaya With Michael Palin 4.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Revenge Of The Egghead 6.30 The Voice: Louder On Two Zoe Ball gives exclusive access to behind the scenes at The Voice UK. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts travel across the UK searching for treasures that will make the most profit at auction. Thomas Plant and James Lewis finish the final leg of their trip around Scotland before Charlie Ross and Catherine Southon hit the road in Corsham, Wiltshire.

8.00 The Great British Sewing Bee Amateur sewers test their sewing and dressmaking skills and battle to be crowned best amateur sewer by the Women’s Institute’s May Martin and Savile Row’s Patrick Grant.

9.00 Horizon: Living With Autism Series exploring topical scientific issues.

10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah Millican with her special guests, Embarrassing Bodies’ Dr. Christian Jessen and some of the stars of Game of Thrones.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of news.

11.20 Border Country – The Story Of Britain’s Lost Middleland 12.20am Sign Zone: Royal Cousins At War 4.00 Acting Around Words 4.30 Arena: National At 50 5.00 History Hunt

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast

By The Labour Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The Dingles rally round Belle for her bail hearing. Cain becomes suspicious of Debbie and Ross. Val is forced to move back in with Pollard.

7.30 UEFA Champions League Live Adrian Chiles is joined by Lee Dixon and Roy Keane for live coverage of the first leg of a Champions League quarter-final. With commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Highlights of the first legs of tonight’s two quarter-final matches, as eight teams remain to compete for a place in next month’s final. A ball may have been kicked – we’re not sure but goals might also be involved. How exciting!

11.35 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries Series taking a look behind the scenes at Steve and Terri Irwin’s Australia Zoo. Daisy the alligator lays her first fertile eggs. There’s a dramatic rescue for a small-eyed snake and red-bellied black snake tangled in a net. And after much anticipation, the zoo hatches its first ever alligator babies.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake!

Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Hotel Inspector 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 Access 3.20 FILM: Another Man’s Wife (2011) 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Oscar is determined to bring Evelyn and Denny closer together, but Evelyn has other ideas and Denny ends up upset.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun Reality series following the lives of the natives and expats who live in Gibraltar. Dark clouds close in on the rock causing chaos at the airport, with maintenance work on the radar making taking off and landing a very challenging process.

8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series exploring cases of the six million yearly complaints about difficult neighbours across Britain.

9.00 The Mentalist See highlights.

10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

The detectives struggle to build an unbiased picture of events when a student is raped on campus at Kathleen’s university.

11.00 Body Of Proof US crime drama. When the owner of an Italian restaurant is found frozen to death in a freezer, Megan and the team uncover family secrets.

12.00am Body Of Proof 12.55 SuperCasino 3.05 Killing Spree: Suffolk Strangler 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Nick’s Quest 5.35 Nick’s Quest

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Monday Night Football 11.30 SPFL Round-Up 12.00pm FL72 Review 1.00 UEFA Champions League 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review 6.00 Revista De La Liga 7.00 LIVE UEFA Champions League 10.00 UEFA Champions League 11.00 Barclays Premier League Review 12.00am Revista De La Liga 1.00 Football Gold 1.30 Football Asia 2.00 Revista De La Liga 3.00 Barclays Premier League Review 4.00 UEFA Champions League 5.00 Football Gold 5.30 Football Asia

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Tina’s decision causes upset but she sticks to her guns, even after some home truths.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City It’s Jonny and Bonnie’s big day but will Jac let him go? Zosia struggles to cope with the anniversary of her mother’s death, and Adele gives Serena a reminder of the things that really matter in life.

9.00 Shetland Crime drama set on the remote Scottish islands. After a second body is found brutally murdered on Shetland, Detective Inspector Jimmy Perez wonders if the two killings are connected to corporate greed and corruption on the island or to just one woman - Evie Watt.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 George Michael At The Palais Garnier, Paris George Michael at the Palais Garnier, Paris.

11.35 FILM: Skin (2008) Starring Sam Neill, Sophie Okonedo, Alice Krige, Danny Keogh. Powerful drama based on the true story of Sandra Laing, a black woman who – due to a rare genetic irregularity – was born to white Afrikaner parents in 1950s South Africa and ostracised from white society.

1.20am Weatherview 1.25 News

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 SuperScrimpers 12.10 FILM: The Cowboys (1972) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Four In A Bed 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Leela does her best to help, but Sinead is desperate to get to the hospital. Will Diane believe the accusation against her own daughter?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Kirstie’s Best Of Both Worlds Property series with Kirstie Allsopp. In this edition Kirstie meets Vanessa and Ollie, who want to balance their working lives in London with a more tranquil home life in Beckenham, Kent.

She also helps Gerad and Johnny find a home in the south of France.

9.00 New Worlds See highlights.

10.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show.

Joining team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are guests Adam Hills, Phil Spencer and Henning Wehn.

10.55 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by Gary Barlow, Ricky Gervais, together with two of the movie’s stars: Kermit the Frog and his nemesis, Constantine. Jessica Hynes discusses her role in W1A. 11.55 Random Acts 12.00am PokerStars.com EPT London 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Trans World Sport 2.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.50 Garmin 3.15 Swisse Mark Webber Tasmania Challenge 4.10 SuperScrimpers: Top 10 MoneySaving Tips 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Brian Lara Masterclass 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 Brian Lara Masterclass 10.00 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 2.00pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 6.00 Sportswomen 6.30 Club Life 7.30 Kevin Pietersen Masterclass 8.00 ICC World T20 Zone 10.00 The Pistorius Trial 10.30 ICC World T20 Zone 12.30am Brian Lara Masterclass 1.30 The Pistorius Trial 2.00 ICC World Twenty20 3.00 Brian Lara Masterclass 4.00 ICC World T20 Zone

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Fantasy Football Club 9.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 10.00 IRB Sevens Rugby 11.00 Racing News 11.30 IRB Sevens Rugby 12.30pm SPFL Round-Up 1.00 Ford Monday Night Football 3.30 SPFL Round-Up 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 Sports Unlimited 8.00 Sporting Heroes 9.00 Sporting Heroes 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Premier League Poker 11.30 Super League Backchat 12.00am Sports Unlimited 1.00 Premier League Poker 2.00 Arm Wars 2.30 Sportswomen 3.00 Super League Backchat 3.30 Sports Unlimited 4.30 Premier League Poker 5.30 Arm Wars

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10.50am Murder, She Wrote 11.50 The House Of Eliott 12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Home To Roost 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 The Reckoning 11.00 The Vice 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

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12.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Help! My House Is Falling Down 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am Grand Designs

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Wednesday 2 Monkey Planet BBC1, 9pm A new series of BBC wildlife observations and magical photography is always worth flagging up. This one sees Dr George McGavin taking a look at the varied and surprising world of primates. Not just all talk – baboons that crave flamingo flesh, macques with criminal minds, and flourescent mandrills.

First Dates Channel 4, 10pm Sweet and vicariously thrilling as we witness the visitors to the First Dates restaurant, looking for love, friendship and that je n’ai sais quoi that means bacon sandwiches on a Saturday morning and someone who understands your love for THAT band. Bank manager Ross is back hoping it’ll be third time lucky.

Impractical Jokers BBC3, 10.30pm More hidden camera larks with this new series in which four comedian friends – Paul McCaffrey, Marek Larwood, Roisin Conaty and Joel Dommet – do what we used to call ‘double dares’ against each other in a game of ultimate brinkmanship, seeing the loser stuck with a forfeit. Watch out.

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.45 Saints And Scroungers 8.15 Wanted Down Under 9.00 Antiques Roadshow 10.00 Food & Drink 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Instant Restaurant 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 Cagney And Lacey 3.15 Planet Earth 4.15 The Great British Bake Off 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Cookery competition with John Torode and Gregg Wallace. As the second week of heats begins, six more amateur cooks try to prove to the judges that they have the potential to be the tenth MasterChef champion. Firstly, the contestants are asked to cook their calling card, a practiced dish that represents who they are as a cook and showcases their talent.

They then face the infamous invention test, choosing between two sealed boxes of ingredients. This time round, sweet ingredients include mango, pears and limes, while the savoury box contains mackerel, chicken livers and horseradish. Two amateurs are sent home, and the four remaining cooks must cook an impressive menu for some special guests from the show’s past.

9.00 Monkey Planet See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Pope’s Revolution Panorama NOT about the Pope’s cartwheeling abilities. Not. 11.15 The Michael McIntyre Chat Show Michael is joined by Gary Barlow and Nigella Lawson.

12.00am Blandings 12.30 Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

6.00 Revenge Of The Egghead 6.30 The Voice: Louder On Two Zoe Ball gives exclusive access to behind the scenes at The Voice UK. 7.00 Clegg V Farage Debate This is going to be fierce.

8.00 Collectaholics Mel Giedroyc and antiques expert Mark Hill help collectors in crisis as they comfort, catalogue, curate, clear out and showcase precious items. Star Wars collector James has filled his family home to bursting with his 35,000 piece memorabilia collection. Mark and Mel takes James and his wife Sarah to meet another family who faced a similar challenge, and they also force James to confront the size of his collection by laying it out in a 2400 square foot storage facility.

9.00 Kim Philby – His Most Intimate Betrayal In this two-part series, bestselling author Ben Macintyre explores the man behind the myth.

10.00 W1A Comedy sequel to Twenty Twelve.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 Horizon: Living With Autism Series exploring scientific issues.

12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear 4.00 Howard Goodall’s Story Of Music 5.00 Play On! 2 Play On! 5.30 The Great British Year – Learning Zone 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Stoat – Play

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Gossip about Val’s HIV status starts to spread.

7.30 Coronation Street Stella says goodbye to the cobbles.

8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Playing for charity, the star guests hope to get their hands on a possible jackpot of £15,000. Celebrity guests this time are Gary Lucy and his daughter India, Kaye Adams and her daughter Bonnie and Neil Fox and his daughter Martha.

9.00 Law & Order: UK Crime drama series. Ronnie and Joe are on the hunt for the killer of a seemingly innocent family man when the investigation leads them to Ronnie’s old boss, ex-DI Natalie Chandler. The former detective inspector’s father is a man in his 70s called Eddie Stewart and he is the prime suspect. Ronnie has a tough time telling Natalie that her father stands accused of murder.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: The Holiday (2006) Starring Cameron Diaz, Jack Black, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Eli Wallach Seasonal romantic comedy about two single women on opposite sides of the Atlantic who, depressed at their love lives in the run-up to Christmas, agree to swap houses for the season.

1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Bites 12.20 FILM: The War Lord (1965) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Four In A Bed 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sinead struggles to come to terms with the news.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Secret Eaters Anna Richardson presents the documentary series that examines the psychology of eating.

Birmingham sisters Sharon and Tracy are at a loss to explain their expanding midriffs, so they agree to surveillance cameras being put inside their home to record what they eat.

The cameras also monitor the lunchtime eating behaviour of the staff of a busy sales agency, and food psychologist Dr Christy Ferguson puts her best foot forward in a salsa class.

9.00 Dead Famous DNA Veterinary scientist Mark Evans continues his ground-breaking quest to track down the last remains of some of history’s most important and infamous figures.

10.00 First Dates See highlights.

11.00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under Dr Christian Jessen teams up with Antipodean physicians Sam Hay, Ginni Mansberg and Brad McKay to bring a unique Australian flavour to the successful medical series. In Melbourne, the team meet a man with a cyst and another man with warts.

12.00am Random Acts 12.05 MUSIC ON 4: Music Nation 12.35 FILM: I Killed My Mother (2009) 2.20 FILM: Paper Moon (1973) 4.10 SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: Oh Baby (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Sasha enlists Tamara’s help in running for school captain.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Dangerous Drivers’ School Documentary series. Former Tory MP, novelist and broadcaster Edwina Currie meets her match, as she is given some valuable lessons behind the wheel.

8.00 Killing Spree: Terror In Paradise Documentary profile of the life and shocking crimes of Norwegian killer Anders Behring Brievik, who on 22 July 2011 bombed government buildings in Oslo and killed 69 young people at a mass shooting on the island of Utoya.

9.00 NCIS American crime drama.

Gibbs teams up with FBI Agent Fornell on a joint NCIS-FBI investigation after Fornell becomes the target of a shooting.

10.00 Castle Quirky US crime drama.

Beckett and Castle investigate when a woman is killed by a nail gun.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series.

The body of a famous music academic is found in the desert, stuffed inside a piano.

12.00am Law And Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55 SuperCasino 3.05 It Takes A Thief To Catch A Thief 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 UEFA Champions League 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Barclays Premier League Review 12.00pm UEFA Champions League 1.00 Revista De La Liga 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Barclays Premier League Review 3.30 Spanish Football Gold 4.00 UEFA Champions League 5.00 Football League Gold 5.30 Football Gold 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 LIVE UEFA Champions League 10.00 What’s The Story? 11.00 Football Gold 12.00am UEFA Champions League 1.00 What’s The Story?

2.00 Football Gold 3.00 UEFA Champions League 4.00 What’s The Story? 5.00 Football Gold

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Saturday Story 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 Saturday Story 10.00 ICC World T20 Zone 12.00pm ICC World T20 Zone 2.00 Sporting Heroes 3.00 ICC World T20 Zone 5.00 ICC World T20 Zone 7.00 Saturday Story 8.00 ICC World T20 Zone 10.00 The Pistorius Trial 10.30 ICC World T20 Zone 12.30am Saturday Story 1.00 ICC World T20 Zone 3.00 Sporting Heroes 4.00 ICC World T20 Zone

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Spanish Football Gold 10.00 Football Gold 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Sports Unlimited 12.30pm Football’s Greatest International Teams 5.30 WWE: The Bottom Line 6.30 WWE Afterburn 7.30 Total Rugby 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 World Pool Masters 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Max Power 12.00am Watersports World 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 Watersports World 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 World Pool Masters 5.00 In Cycle 5.30 World Club Challenge Gold

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7.00pm Total Wipeout: The Legends 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Invasion Of The Job Snatchers 10.00 Bad Education 10.30 Impractical Jokers. See highlights.

11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! 12.10am Invasion Of The Job Snatchers 1.10 Impractical Jokers 1.40 Bad Education 2.10 Hair

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 African Railway 9.00 Versailles: The Dream Of A King 10.00 David Attenborough’s First Life 11.00 Parks And Recreation (x2) 11.40 The Walshes 12.15am Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History 1.15 Great British Railway Journeys

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Party Wright Around The World 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 The Big Reunion 2014 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.05 Home To Roost 4.40 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.05 The Vice 12.15am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The Tomorrow People 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 My Mad Fat Diary 12.10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.40 The Inbetweeners

10.10am FILM: Reach For The Sky (1956) 12.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Help! My House Is Falling Down 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 FILM: Fracture (2007) 11.15 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 12.20am Grand Designs (x2)

11.00am The Halls Of Montezuma (1950) 1.15pm Action In The North Atlantic (1943) 3.45 King Kong (1976) 6.20 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9.00 Fast Five (2011) 11.35 Red Cliff (2008) 2.25am I Am Breathing (2013) 4.00 Close

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Thursday 3 Hercules The Human Bear Channel Five, 9pm Talk about anthropomorphizing animals – this tells the incredible story of Andy and Maggie Robin and their relationship with a grizzly bear called Hercules.

Made famous due to numerous films and TV programmes, this also covers the 24 hours Hercules was on the run after he escaped while filming an ad.

Jockey School Channel 4, 10pm The first rule of Jockey School is that we don’t talk about Jockey School. Actually, the first rule is probably; ‘don’t grow’, but as it’s billed as the toughest racing jockey school in Britain this is not going to be an easy ride. No pun intended. This documentary follows three teenagers trying to make it as jockeys.

Alexander Armstrong’s Real Ripping Yarns BBC4, 9pm Alexander Armstrong takes a look at the literature that inspired Michael Palin and Terry Jones’s classic TV series, Ripping Yarns.

From the Boy’s Own adventure romps, to archive footage, interviews with experts, modernday adventurers and Palin and Jones’s own memories.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Saints And Scroungers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 More Creatures Great And Small 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.50 Saints And Scroungers 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Fake Or Fortune?

10.05 Gardeners’ World 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Instant Restaurant 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.30 Cagney And Lacey 3.15 Planet Earth 4.15 The Great British Bake Off 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Revenge Of The Egghead 6.30 The Voice: Louder On Two Zoe Ball gives exclusive access to behind the scenes at The Voice UK. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts travel across the UK searching for treasures that will make the most profit at auction.

8.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Documentary series. Chris Packham investigates commuting dogs on the Moscow metro, killer sharks on an Australian golf course, a town taken over by tumbleweed, and a wolverine frog that shoots bones through its skin. In nature, fact is often weirder than fiction.

9.00 Kim Philby – His Most Intimate Betrayal Concluding part of the series that started yesterday.

10.00 Mock The Week Looks Back At... Law And Order Featuring classic archive material from past Mock the Weeks on a single subject.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark.

11.20 Birmingham Six – Who Murdered Maxine?

11.50 Panorama Another report from the weekly current affairs programme.

4.00am Now’s The Hour 5.00 You Too Can Be An Absolute Genius 5.30 Fazer’s Urban Takeover

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Veg Heroes 12.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.30 Four In A Bed 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie takes her anger out on a customer.

7.30 Looking After Mum & Dad: Tonight Julie Etchingham reports on the cost of retirement.

8.00 Emmerdale Val is shocked to discover who her tormentor is.

8.30 Ade At Sea Series in which Adrian Edmondson explores Britain’s maritime past and its influence today.

9.00 It’ll Be Alright On The Night Outtakes show.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Edge Of Heaven Concluding episode of the comedy drama series set in a Margate guesthouse.

11.35 The Last Word 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Truth About Immigration: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Freddie wants to be there for Sinead, but is it too little, too late?

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Hoarder Next Door In Milton Keynes, retired divorcee Graham loves a bargain. So much so that every room in his home is overflowing with clutter. Graham’s daughters have asked psychotherapist Stelios Kiosses for help.

9.00 15,000 Kids And Counting Documentary series following social workers, foster carers, birth parents and adopters as heart-wrenchingly difficult decisions are made about the future of some of Britain’s most vulnerable children. The process begins with the most difficult decision of all: the decision to remove a child from their birth family.

10.00 Jockey School See highlights.

11.05 How To Win The Grand National Mark Evans examines what it takes to win the Grand National.

12.10am One Born Every Minute 1.05 Three Wives, One Husband 2.00 Random Acts 2.05 First Dates 3.00 Katie: My Beautiful Friends 3.55 Nigel Farage: Who Are You? 4.50 SuperScrimpers 5.20 Shop Secrets: Tricks Of The Trade 5.50 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 It Takes A Thief To Catch A Thief 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: NYC: Tornado Terror (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away To thank Irene for all her kindness, Chris and Spencer plan to set her up with her dream man, enlisting a reluctant John to assist in their plot.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed law-enforcement pursuit specialists of Cumbria.

8.00 It Takes A Thief To Catch A Thief In this episode, Richard has a tough time working out how a guitar shop’s security has hit a bum note and a garden centre needs help working out the green fingered from the light fingered.

9.00 Hercules The Human Bear See highlights.

10.00 Person Of Interest Crime drama series. Finch goes undercover as a teacher to protect a troubled teenage genius. Carter tries to get Reese off Riker’s Island without Agent Donnelly suspecting that he is the ‘man in the suit’.

11.00 CSI: NY US crime drama series. The team links the murder of a high school boy to a classmate who was dealing his prescription meds, and Lindsey returns home.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.05 Mysteries Of The Bermuda Triangle 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 UEFA Champions League 10.00 What’s The Story?

11.00 Premier League 100 Club 11.30 Premier League 100 Club 12.00pm UEFA Champions League 1.00 What’s The Story? 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 UEFA Champions League 5.00 FL72 Preview 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE Darts: Premier League 10.30 FL72 Preview 11.30 Ringside 12.30am Sporting Greats 1.00 Darts: Premier League 4.30 FL72 Preview 5.30 Spanish Football Gold 5.45 Spanish Football Gold

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Lucy spends time with her friends, but it’s clear she would rather be elsewhere.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Cookery competition with John Torode and Gregg Wallace. As the second week of heats continues, the next six amateur cooks try to prove to the judges that they have the potential to be the tenth MasterChef champion.

Firstly, the contestants are asked to cook their calling card, a practiced dish that represents who they are as a cook and showcases their talent.

9.00 Spring’s Supermarket Secrets Gregg Wallace goes behind the scenes with Britain’s biggest food retailers over the course of a year to discover how they source, make and move the food we find on the supermarket shelves. With spring in the air, Gregg finds out what it takes to bring us millions of eggs for Pancake Day. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents the topical debate from Bristol.

11.35 This Week A political review of the week.

12.20am Skiing Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

***Alternative Schedule*** 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Emmerdale 7.45 UEFA Europa League Live Matt Smith presents action from the first leg of one of tonight’s Europa League quarter-finals.

10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 Edge Of Heaven Concluding episode of the comedy drama series.

12.05 The Cube 12.45 Jackpot247 3.00 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Heroes 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 9.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 10.00 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.30pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 7.00 LIVE Amlin Cup Quarter Final 10.15 The Pistorius Trial 10.45 ICC World T20 Zone 12.45am Cricket: NatWest Series Final 1.00 ICC World T20 Zone 3.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.30 Barclays Premier League World 4.00 ICC World T20 Zone

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 WWE From The Vault 9.00 World Pool Masters 10.00 Watersports World 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Boots ‘n’ All 12.30pm Football Gold 1.00 The Sky Sports Years 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 3.00 The Sky Sports Years 4.00 WWE Vintage 5.00 WWE Special 6.00 Barclays Premier League World 6.30 FL72 Preview 7.30 LIVE Netball: Super League 9.30 Ringside 10.30 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.30am WWE NXT 1.30 Ringside 2.30 Amlin Cup Quarter Final 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

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10.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 12.00pm NCIS: LA (x2) 2.00 Inside Gatwick 3.00 The Middle (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 The Smoke 10.00 Revolution 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Road Wars 4.00 Inside Gatwick

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Hair 9.00 Junior Paramedics 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Killer Magic 1.00 Junior Paramedics 2.00 Invasion Of The Job Snatchers 3.00 Junior Paramedics

7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 Sounds Of The 70s 2 8.30 Brushing Up On...

9.00 Alexander Armstrong’s Real Ripping Yarns. See highlights. 10.00 Ripping Yarns 10.30 Some Irish People With Jokes 11.00 Building Burma’s Death Railway 12.00am The Poet Who Loved The War

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Tricked: Favourite Tricks 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Dads 11.20 Mom (x2) 12.15am Two And A Half Men (x2)

11.50am The House Of Eliott 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Home To Roost 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.00 The Vice 12.15am FILM: Doc Hollywood (1991)

4.30pm Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Brooklyn NineNine 9.30 The Inbetweeners 10.00 The IT Crowd (x2) 11.10 Rude Tube 12.15am 2 Broke Girls 12.45 Revenge

12.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Help! My House Is Falling Down 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Southland 11.55 Embarrassing Bodies 12.55am Grand Designs 2.00 The Good Wife

11.00am Aleksandra (2007) 12.50pm Bullwhip (1958) 2.25 The Devil At 4 O’Clock (1961) 4.55 Doctor At Large (1957) 6.50 Holy Man (1998) 9.00 Hitman (2007) 10.45 A History Of Violence (2005) 12.35am The French Connection (1971) 3.05 Close

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Friday 4 Martin Clunes & A Lion Called Mugie ITV1, 9pm A remarkable documentary telling the story of George and Joy Adamson, the legendary conservationists who were murdered 25 years ago. As well as trying to revive their sanctuary Martin Clunes joins his friend and friend of the couple, Tony Fitzjohn, to save a lion cub.

The Trip To Italy BBC2, 10pm After the success of a lovely little comedy show with no laughter track and simply built around the comic wonders that are Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon and the premise of them going on holiday, they’ve decided to do it again.

This time Steve and Rob are travelling around Italy together, the best and worst of pals. Fab.

Mammon More4, 9pm It’s not just the Beeb that have sussed out quite how good the Europeans are at crime drama.

More4 comes late to the party with this Norwegian crime drama, following a journalist uncovering a financial conspiracy. Peter continues to search for the truth, but no one else seems to believe his story.

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.45 Saints And Scroungers 8.15 Wanted Down Under 9.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.00 Pound Shop Wars 10.30 Tennis: Davis Cup 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Davis Cup 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.45am Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Veg Heroes 12.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.30 Four In A Bed 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It’s the last straw for Johnny when Linda takes her frustrations out on him.

8.30 MasterChef The cookery competition continues its tenth series with the second quarter-final, and the four talented heat winners have no time to rest on their laurels as they fight for their place in the competition.

9.00 Have I Got News For You The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Jennifer Saunders and guest panellists to be confirmed.

9.30 Outnumbered Semi-improvised sitcom detailing the lives of two young professionals as they attempt to raise their three children.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton is joined by Oscar-winning Hollywood superstar Russell Crowe, screen siren Cameron Diaz, and comic actor and director Richard Ayoade.

11.25 Would I Lie To You? Comedy show hosted by Angus Deayton.

11.55 EastEnders 1.45am Weatherview 1.50 News

6.00 Revenge Of The Egghead 6.30 The Voice: Louder On Two Zoe Ball gives exclusive access to behind the scenes at The Voice UK. 7.30 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts, Philip Serrell and Charles Hanson travel from North Wales to Devon in a classic open-topped Jag. They set off from Llandudno in search of antiques they can sell for a profit at auction in Birmingham.

8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.00 A Very British Renaissance This one’s ours, lads. None of your Italian or French Renaissance here, move along.

10.00 The Trip To Italy See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.05 FILM: Michael Clayton (2007) Starring George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Tom Wilkinson, Michael O’Keefe and Sydney Pollack. Stylish Academy Award-winning thriller.

1.00am Sign Zone: Question Time 2.00 Sign Zone: Davina – Beyond Breaking Point For Sport Relief

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Val is taken aback

by Ian’s proposition. Pete is surprised

by Debbie’s public display of kindness. Diane is concerned to learn about Priya’s eating disorder.

7.30 Coronation Street Is Peter’s world about to fall apart? Nick asks Kal an awkward question.

8.00 Student Nurses: Bedpans And Bandages Observational series which follows student nurses at different stages of their training, revealing the challenges they face both in the classroom and on the wards.

Helen faces challenging children, and Aimee receives a bombshell.

8.30 Coronation Street Never has so much drama happened on one street. The TA could turn up for maneuvres any day.

9.00 Martin Clunes & A Lion Called Mugie See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978) Starring John Belushi, Tim Matheson, John Vernon, Donald Sutherland, Verna Bloom, Cesare Danova. Hit comedy set on an American college campus in the early 60s, focusing on the outrageous escapades of the Delta fraternity.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks John Paul faces some difficult questions.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 A Very British Mission Documentary. Paralympian Ade Adepitan takes a tour around the fastest growing branch of Christianity in the UK today: Pentecostal West African churches.

8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. US drama series. Coulson goes on the attack to save a gravely injured Skye by enlisting the aid of Ward’s former senior officer, John Garrett, and in the process he uncovers some shocking truths about his own life and S.H.I.E.L.D. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Comic Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Guests include Enrique Iglesias, will.i.am and Ruth Jones.

11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are guests Adam Hills, Phil Spencer and Henning Wehn.

11.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.25am Random Acts 12.30 FILM: Coming To America (1988) 2.30 Happy Endings 2.55 Franklin & Bash 3.35 The Good Wife 4.25 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.40 SuperScrimpers 5.05 River Cottage Bites 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Conned, Fleeced And Left For Broke 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Finding A Family (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Casey has a plan to reduce Brax’s sentence, but are his brothers on side?

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked tech consumer show.

8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. Alex steers a million-dollar load down a perilous one-lane road.

Porkchop takes on the Dalton alone, taking risks that place others’ lives in jeopardy.

9.00 The Limbless Mountaineer This programme documents the extreme courage and determination shown by Jamie Andrew, a mountaineer whose hands and feet had to be amputated after he suffered severe frostbite. This setback could not stop Jamie.

10.00 NCIS: LA Spin-off police drama series. Callen and the team investigate the demise of a wealthy businessman, who plummeted to his death at a rooftop party.

11.00 Longmire Crime drama series based on the mystery novels by Craig Johnson. A woman’s body is found on the outskirts of Absaroka County and the only clues to her mysterious death are single dollar bills scattered nearby and her body glitter.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.05 On Benefits And Proud 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 FL72 Preview 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Darts: Premier League 2.30pm UEFA Champions League 3.30 Barclays Premier League World 4.00 FL72 Preview 5.00 Football Gold 5.15 Football Gold 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 6.30 Fantasy Football Club 7.30 LIVE Championship 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.00am Championship 1.00 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 Championship 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Heroes 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 Shane Warne Masterclass 9.30 Kevin Pietersen Masterclass 10.00 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.30pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 7.00 LIVE Amlin Cup Quarter Final 10.15 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.15am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.15 ICC World T20 Zone 3.15 Cricket: NatWest Series 3.30 Cricket: NatWest Series Final 3.45 International Cricket 4.00 ICC World T20 Zone

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 Sporting Greats 7.30 Super Rugby 9.30 Super Rugby 11.30 Barclays Premier League World 12.00pm The Sky Sports Years 1.00 The Sky Sports Years 2.00 The Sky Sports Years 3.00 The Sky Sports Years 4.00 WWE Special 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 ICC World T20 Zone 10.00 ICC World T20 Zone 1.00am Amlin Cup Quarter Final 4.15 WWE Special 5.15 Football Gold

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7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.30 Doctor Who (x2) 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Life And Death Row 11.00 Family Guy 11.50 FILM: Old School (2002) 1.20am Impractical Jokers 1.50 Killer Magic 2.20 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.50 Live At The Apollo

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Transatlantic Sessions 8.00 Darcey’s Ballerina Heroines 9.00 The Brian Epstein Story: Arena 10.15 The Brian Epstein Story: Arena 11.30 Sounds Of The Sixties (x2) 12.25am ...

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2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Butterfly Effect (2004) 11.20 Take Me Out 12.30am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.30 Mom (x2)

10.50am Murder, She Wrote 11.50 The House Of Eliott 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.10 Home To Roost 4.45 Faith In The Future 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 The Vice 12.20am FILM: Parenthood (1989)

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: Because I Said So (2007) 11.05 Rude Tube: Champions 12.10am The Midnight Beast 12.45 Little Box Of Horrors

12.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Help! My House Is Falling Down 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 Mammon. See highlights. 10.25 FILM: Fracture (2007) 12.40am Embarrassing Bodies

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Saturday 5 Photo by: Matt Baron

The Voice UK BBC1, 7pm The talent contest comes to a close with this live final which includes a one-off group number from the all-star panel of judges: Kylie Minogue, will.i.am, Ricky Wilson and the venerable Tom Jones. In living rooms around the country people will be watching, singing along and throwing their underwear at the telly.

Most Shocking Moments In Pop Channel Five, 9.05pm List-based show about the most outrageous events from the last five decades of pop music, but probably heavily skewed for today’s kids. Expect very serious talking heads saying they remember exactly where they were the day Justin Bieber got involved with a bucket.

The Big Bang Theory E4, 6pm Doing for today’s geeks what Friends did for 90s yuppies, The Big Bang Theory might suffer from an OTT laughter track but there’s no denying the gags.

Along with The IT Crowd, the show has helped make it almost socially acceptable to play complicated board games in public places. Almost.

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6.00am FILM: The Saint In London (1939) 7.05 FILM: On Moonlight Bay (1951) 8.40 The Living Planet (x2) 10.30 Fred Dibnah’s Made In Britain 11.30 Great British Railway Journeys 12.00pm James Martin: Home Comforts 12.45 Football: Women’s World Cup Qualifier - England V Montenegro 3.00 FILM: The Glass Bottom Boat (1966) 4.45 Mountain Gorilla 5.45 Collectaholics

6.10am The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Trans World Sport 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 Weekend Brunch 1.00pm The Grand National 5.15 Fifteen To One

6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 The Voice UK See highlights.

9.05 The National Lottery Live Kate Garraway presents the live draws including Lotto and Thunderball, with a musical performance by Kian Egan.

9.15 Casualty Connie, Zoe and Lily pull together to treat a father and his ADHD daughter, while Charlie helps an old biker come to terms with his wife’s dementia.

10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents all the goals and highlights from a crucial day at the top and bottom of the Premier League table. Title contenders Manchester City take on Southampton in the early kick-off. Chelsea, meanwhile, entertain Stoke. Things are no less important at the foot of the table, with relegation rivals Crystal Palace travelling to Cardiff and Norwich taking on West Brom. In the day’s other games, fellow strugglers Fulham play Aston Villa, Manchester United face Newcastle and Hull entertain Swansea.

11.50 The Football League Show As if Lineker hadn’t talked enough about balls already, here’s Manish Bhasin with a load more.

1.10am Weatherview 1.15 BBC News

6.45 Flog It! The team rummage through Colchester’s bargain bins.

7.30 Dad’s Army Captain Mainwaring sets up an observation post in a lighthouse. Hilarity ensues.

8.00 The Plantagenets History show.

9.00 Formula 1: The Bahrain Grand Prix - Qualifying Highlights Suzi Perry introduces racing highlights from Bahrain.

10.15 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle Award-winning standup comedy show in which Stewart Lee cracks jokes like he was prodding a mess with a stick.

10.45 QI XL Comedy quiz show.

Stephen Fry looks at jungles, with Greg Proops, David O’Doherty, Reginald D Hunter and Alan Davies.

11.30 FILM: Welcome To Collinwood (2002) Starring William H Macy, Isaiah Washington, Sam Rockwell. Comedy about a motley crew of petty criminals who attempt to pull off the heist of a lifetime.

Somehow they’re surprised when it doesn’t go as planned.

12.50am FILM: Beauty And The Briefcase (2010) Teen romantic comedy. A young journalist, looking to impress the editor of a women’s magazine, goes undercover at a finance company for a piece about finding her dream man. Will she find her perfect mate?

6.00am Dino Dan 6.10 Dino Dan 6.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Canimals7.10 Om Nom Stories 7.15 Sooty7.30 Scrambled!

7.35 Almost Naked Animals 7.50 Adventure Time 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 The Aquabats! Super Show! 9.25 Murder, She Wrote 10.20 Dinner Date 11.20 ITV News; Weather 11.30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 12.30pm FILM: Twins (1988) 2.30 The Chase 3.30 Midsomer Murders 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.40 ITV News; Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Presents... Classic comedy from the mind of Harry Hill, inspired by viewers’ home videos.

7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Ant and Dec present the last in the current series of their funpacked live family entertainment show. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, Robbie Williams turns up and starts singing.

8.25 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show.

9.25 Law & Order: UK Crime drama series. Ronnie and Joe are on the hunt for the killer of a seemingly innocent family man when the investigation leads them to Ronnie’s old boss, ex-DI Natalie Chandler.

Not awkward at all.

10.25 The Americans Cold War drama series following two KGB agents posing as Americans in the 1980s.

11.25 ITV News; Weather 11.40 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon presents the classic game show in which he snoops around three mystery celebrities’ houses and tries to identify the inhabitants. With regular panellist Dave Berry as well as Jonathan Ross and Denise Van Outen.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.00 – 8.10am Chilren’s TV 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Meerkat Manor 10.30 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.30 Hercules The Human Bear 12.35pm FILM: McBride: Anybody Here Murder Marty? (2005) 2.10 Columbo: Mind Over Mayhem 3.45 FILM: Columbo: Dagger Of The Mind (1972) 5.35 FILM: Jesse Stone (2006) 7.10 Longmire Crime drama series based on the mystery novels written

by Craig Johnson. A blazing fire spreads through a barn killing the owner and his beloved awardwinning horses. Using his unique approach, Longmire explores events in this thickening plot.

8.05 NCIS US crime drama series about the navy’s dedicated federal agency. Tony embarks on a risky mission to north Africa on the trail of missing agent Ziva, only to fall into the hands of a terrorist organisation.

Now that’s not good agent-protocol!

Mind you, neither is chatting up every passing female, with Tony is wont to do, unless you’re following the James Bond Big Book Of Spying. Everyone needs a way to supplement a government pension.

9.00 5 News Weekend National and international news.

9.05 Most Shocking Moments In Pop See highlights.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Conned, Fleeced And Left For Broke 4.00 Wildlife SOS Documentary 4.20 Make It Big Series 4.50 The Funky Valley Show Fun 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.05 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2)

6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Championship 7.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 8.00 Fantasy Football Club 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Live Championship 2.30 Saturday Team Talk 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 LIVE Ford Saturday Night Football 8.00 Saturday Night Football - Game Of The Day 10.00 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 11.30 Championship 12.00am Saturday Reloaded 1.00 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 2.30 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice 4.00 Saturday Night Football Match Choice 5.30 Scottish Premier League

6.15 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

6.35 Lent Diaries Series of short films providing an insight into the lives of people who worship in Britain’s West African churches.

6.40 Gadget Man Comedian, actor and director Richard Ayoade gets excited by technology, from the latest in virtual reality, to the world’s biggest pen-knife and a straw that enables the user to drink from rivers without being poisoned.

7.10 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. US drama series about secret agents in the Marvel superhero universe.

8.05 Hostages American drama series. 9.00 FILM: Colombiana (2011) Starring Zoe Saldana, Jordi Molla, Lennie James. Action thriller.

A young woman trains her way up through the criminal underworld after witnessing her parents’ murder at the hands of a crimeboss.

11.10 FILM: The Guard (2011) Starring Brendan Gleeson, Don Cheadle. Irish comedy in which a feisty guard and a snobbish American FBI agent reluctantly work together to roll up an international drug gang.

1.05am FILM: Hard Eight (1997) Understated tale of small-time hustlers 2.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 SuperScrimpers

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ringside 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Netball Superleague 12.00pm Fantasy Football Club 1.00 LIVE Heineken Cup 3.45 LIVE Heineken Cup 6.00 LIVE Heineken Cup 9.00 LIVE Spanish Football 11.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 3.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 4.00 Spanish Football 5.00 Spanish Football Gold

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Darts Gold 6.30 Max Power 7.30 Super Rugby 9.30 Super Rugby 11.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 LiIVE Scottish Premiership 3.00 Sporting Greats: Usain Bolt 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 WWE Special 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 Ringside 8.00 LIVE Prizefighter 12.00am Scottish Premier League 12.30 Spanish Football 1.30 Spanish Football Gold 1.45 Spanish Football Gold 2.00 Spanish Football Gold 2.15 Spanish Football 2.30 Spanish Football Gold 2.45 Spanish Football Gold 3.00 Scottish Premier League 3.30 Arm Wars

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7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.30 Doctor Who 8.20 Top Gear 9.20 FILM: Tropic Thunder (2008) 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.05am Family Guy 12.50 Bluestone 42 (x6) 3.50 Great TV Mistakes

7.00pm Wild Wales 8.00 Chemistry: A Volatile History 9.00 Inspector De Luca 10.50 Jet! When Britain Ruled The Skies 11.50 Jet! When Britain Ruled The Skies 12.50am Top Of The Pops: 1979 1.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 2.00 Chemistry: A Volatile History 3.00 Wild Wales

12.55pm The Only Way Is Essex (x2) 2.30 You’ve Been Framed! 3.00 FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003) 4.45 Britain’s Got More Talent 5.50 FILM: Two Weeks’ Notice (2002) 7.55 FILM: The Incredible Hulk (2008) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Crazy Beaches 11.20 FILM: The Faculty (1998) 1.25am Fake Reaction 2.05 Dads

7.10am FILM: Death On The Nile (1978) 9.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.05pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.10 FILM: Out Of Africa (1985) 5.20 Foyle’s War 7.20 Rosemary And Thyme 8.25 Doc Martin 9.25 Joanna Lumley’s Greek Odyssey 10.30 Cold Blood II 12.05am A Touch Of Frost 2.05 Judge Judy

3.00pm Come Dine With Me 4.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) See highlights. 7.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.00 The Tomorrow People 9.00 FILM: There’s Something About Mary (1998) 11.25 Rude Tube 12.30am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.25pm FILM: Rat Race (2001) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys 7.55 The Mystery Of The Nevada Triangle 9.00 Bigfoot Files 10.00 Tony Robinson’s Gods And Monsters 11.05 Mammon 12.25am The Mystery Of The Nevada Triangle 1.30 Bigfoot Files

11.00am Arabian Adventure (1979) 1.00pm Crocodile Dundee (1986) 2.50 Tea With Mussolini (1999) 5.05 Black Knight (2001) 6.55 Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 9.00 Devil (2010) 10.35 The Divide (2011) 12.50am The Fountain (2006) 2.50 Close

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Sunday 6 Secret History: Return Of The Black Death Channel4, 8pm What better way to enjoy a quiet Sunday evening at home than with an archaeology documentary about digging up a mass grave of skeletons buried during the one of the most devastating pandemics in human history which resulted in the death of 200 million people?

Louis Theroux’s LA Stories BBC2, 9pm The deceptively meek TV investigator hangs out with paroled sex offenders in Los Angeles who are seemingly forced into a shady no-man’s land between society and prison.

Always judicious, always illuminating, Louis has a way of making everyone his friend – especially the audience.

About A Boy Sky 1, 8pm NBC’s recent family sitcom sees Nick Hornby’s novel adapted by Friday Night Lights’ Jason Katims into a show about a boy and a man who has stayed a boy.

Where the series goes from there remains to be seen, but it needn’t stray far as there’s always gonna be blokes who relate to the idea of never growing up.

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6.30am Countryfile 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 Beechgrove Garden 8.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.00 James Martin: Home Comforts 10.30 Davis Cup Tennis 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 Escape To The Country 1.45 Rugby League Challenge Cup Fourth Round 4.30 Tennis: Davis Cup 5.30 Flog It!

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 StreetVelodrome 7.10 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier (x2) 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Secret Eaters 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 2.25 The Simpsons (x2) 3.25 FILM: Hairspray (2007) 5.25 Deal Or No Deal

6.30 The Olympic Journey: Inspire 7.00 Great Barrier Reef Monty Halls explores Australia’s Great Barrier Reef, one of the natural wonders of the world and the largest living structure on our planet. As a whole, it covers an area larger than Britain but, amazingly, only seven percent of it is coral reef. A giant deep-water lagoon connects it all, and many of the creatures that live in it are almost impossibly weird - from giant hammerhead sharks to the bizarre ‘pearl fish’ that lives its life up a sea cucumber’s bottom.

8.00 Border Country: The Story Of Britain’s Lost Middleland Historian and MP Rory Stewart tells the story of how Britain was torn in two by Hadrian’s Wall. The border country dividing Britain’s lost Middleland became a zone of anarchy, as violent as borders in the Balkans or Iraq.

9.00 Louis Theroux’s LA Stories See highlights.

10.00 Formula 1: The Bahrain Grand Prix Highlights 11.30 FILM: Cross Of Iron (1977) Starring James Coburn, Maximilian Schell, James Mason. Wartime drama about a group of disillusioned German soldiers trapped in a hopeless struggle on the Russian front in 1943.

1.40am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.35 Sign Zone: Holby City 3.35 Sign Zone: Silk Legal

6.00 – 7.55am Children’s TV 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Angelina Ballerina 8.35 Mio Mao 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Power Rangers (x2) 11.05 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 12.05pm Police Interceptors 1.05 FILM: National Security (2003) 2.05 FILM: Are We Done Yet? (2007) 4.30 FILM: Alpha And Omega (2010) 6.05 FILM: Surf’s Up (2007) Family animation about a wannabe Penguin surf dude.

7.45 5 News Weekend National and international news.

7.50 FILM: Ladder 49 (2004) Starring Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta, Jacinda Barrett, Robert Patrick, Morris Chestnut, Billy Burke, Balthazar Getty, Tim Guinee, Kevin Chapman, Jay Hernandez, Kevin Daniels and Steve Maye. Action drama starring Joaquin Phoenix and John Travolta about a firefighter trapped in a blazing building. As his mentor and colleagues mount a rescue attempt, the trapped man reflects on his career, from his first days as a raw recruit to his coming of age as a veteran fireman.

10.00 FILM: The Next Three Days (2010) Starring Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks, Michael Buie, Moran Atias, Jason Beghe, Aisha Hinds, Liam Neeson,. Action thriller in which a man springs his wife from jail after she is falsely accused of murdering her boss. As they attempt to flee the country, the cops are hot on their heels.

12.25am World’s Scariest Drivers 1.15 SuperCasino Live 3.10 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Roary The Racing Car 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 The Funky Valley

6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Saturday Night Football Match Choice 8.00 Game Changers 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 12.30pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 Football Gold 11.45 Football Gold 12.00am Spanish Football 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 Football Gold 2.45 Football Gold 3.00 Spanish Football 4.00 Ford Football Special 5.30 Football Gold 5.45 Football Gold

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today.

7.00 Countryfile Tom Heap speaks to Her Royal Highness at her home, Gatcombe Park in Gloucestershire, which she runs as a working farm.

The princess discusses many of the big issues confronting the British countryside today and gives a rare glimpse into her life on the estate.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow The first of two specials marking the centenary of the outbreak of World War I. Fiona Bruce travels with a small group of experts and visitors to the poignant Thiepval Memorial to the Missing of the Somme to hear family stories linked to the conflict.

9.00 The Crimson Field Drama about a girl who volunteers at a war hospital in France during WWI. Kitty Trevelyan tries to put past troubles behind her as she joins two other girls to volunteer at one of the busy war hospitals in northern France.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights from the Premier League.

11.25 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton chats to Russell Crowe, Cameron Diaz, Richard Ayoade and Kylie Minogue.

12.10am FILM: Jacknife (1989) 1.50 Weatherview 1.55 BBC News

6.00am Dino Dan 6.10 Dino Dan 6.25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 6.50 Canimals (x3) 7.10 Om Nom Stories 7.15 Sooty 7.30 Scrambled!

7.35 Almost Naked Animals 7.55 Horrid Henry 8.20 Victorious 8.55 The Aquabats! Super Show!

9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 11.25 ITV News; Weather 11.35 Columbo: No Time To Die 1.25pm The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 1.55 Big Star’s Little Star 3.00 Martin Clunes: Man To Manta 4.00 FILM: For Your Eyes Only (1981) 6.20 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Catchphrase 7.30 Off Their Rockers Return of the comedy series featuring fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public with the aid of hidden cameras.

8.00 Endeavour Crime drama series about the young Detective Constable Endeavour Morse. As England and Argentina kick off in the World Cup quarter-final, Oxford’s streets are deserted. When an elderly man is brutally murdered in an almost empty museum, the investigation sends Endeavour and DI Fred Thursday to a girls’ school which is haunted by memories of an atrocity committed almost a hundred years earlier.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Jayne Torvill & Christopher Dean Piers interviews the heroes of the 1984 Winter Olympics. The couple confesses that their relationship went cold and almost cracked, but they managed to figure it out despite skating on thin ice.

11.15 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the nerve-wracking game show.

12.15am The Store 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (x2) 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.35 Channel 4 News 6.55 Lent Diaries Series of short films providing an insight into the lives of people who worship in Britain’s West African churches.

7.00 Iceman Murder Mystery Documentary on the mystery of Otzi the Iceman, who was once frozen for more than 5,000 years on a remote mountain pass, Otzi’s body now lies in a refrigerated tomb, and has been examined by scientists in the hope of learning how humans lived nearly 1,000 years before the pyramids.

8.00 Secret History: Return Of The Black Death See highlights.

9.00 FILM: The Grey (2011) Starring Liam Neeson, Dermot Mulroney.

Survival thriller. When a plane carrying six oil workers crashes in Alaska, the men must contend with freezing conditions and low food supplies - with a pack of bloodthirsty wolves haunting their every step.

11.20 FILM: What Lies Beneath (2000) Starring Harrison Ford, Michelle Pfeiffer. Supernatural thriller about a woman who uncovers a secret in her husband’s past when, recuperating from an accident, she begins to see visions of a woman.

1.40am The Good Wife 2.25 The Hotel Documentary 3.20 Secret Removers 4.15 SuperScrimpers 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasure 5.50 Deal Or No Deal

Sky Sports 2 6.00am WWE Vintage 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 This Week In WWE 8.30 WWE Wrestlemania XXX Preview 8.45 Spanish Football Gold 9.00 Spanish Football 10.00 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.30pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 5.30 Shane Warne Masterclass 6.00 Kevin Pietersen Masterclass 6.30 ICC World T20 Zone 8.30 ICC World T20 Zone 10.30 Club Life 10.45 Club Life 11.00 Club Life 11.15 Club Life 11.30 Shane Warne Masterclass 12.00am European Rugby Special 1.00 ICC World T20 Zone 3.00 European Rugby Special 4.00 ICC World T20 Zone

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sporting Heroes 7.00 Sporting Heroes 8.00 Sporting Greats 8.30 Prizefighter 12.30pm Sporting Heroes 1.30 LIVE Amlin Cup Quarter Final 4.00 LIVE Heineken Cup 6.50 LIVE Amlin Cup Quarter Final 9.30 TBA 10.30 Super Rugby Extra Time 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE Vintage 1.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 1.30 Darts Gold 1.45 Darts Gold 2.00 Darts Gold 2.15 Darts Gold 2.30 Sunday Supplement 4.00 Sporting Heroes 5.00 Spanish Football Ben Bailey

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7.00pm The Voice UK 9.05 Hair 10.05 Family Guy 10.30 Family Guy 10.50 American Dad! 11.15 American Dad! 11.35 Bad Education 12.05am Killer Magic 12.35 Impractical Jokers 1.05 Impractical Jokers 1.35 Life And Death Row (x2) 3.50 Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth

7.00pm FILM: The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 9.00 Doris Day: Virgin Territory 10.00 Hidcote: A Garden For All Seasons 11.00 Natural World 12.00am The Wonder Of Weeds 1.00 Doris Day: Virgin Territory 2.00 Hidcote: A Garden For All Seasons 3.00 Natural World

11.55am Britain’s Got More Talent 12.55pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.30 FILM: Casper (1995) 3.35 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 5.00 FILM: Cats And Dogs (2001) 6.55 FILM: Year One (2009) 9.00 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) 11.10 Party Wright Around The World 12.10am Tricked: Favourite Tricks 1.10 Mom

11.35am Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.45pm Rosemary And Thyme 2.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.55 Inspector Morse 8.00 The Zoo 9.00 Birds Of A Feather 9.30 Vicious 10.05 FILM: Something’s Gotta Give (2003) 12.40am Cracker 1.50 FILM: All Creatures Great And Small (1974)

3.30pm How I Met Your Mother 4.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.00 The Tomorrow People 6.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 FILM: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) 10.05 Rude Tube 11.05 My Mad Fat Diary 12.10am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

12.40pm The Taste USA 1.40 Shipping Wars (x2) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Shipping Wars (x2) 9.00 Ken Follett’s Journey Into The Dark Ages 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Ken Follett’s Journey Into The Dark Ages

11.00am Doctor At Large (1957) 1.00pm Eragon (2006) 3.00 At The Earth’s Core (1976) 4.50 Congo (1995) 6.55 The Company Men (2010) 9.00 Die Hard 2 (1990) 11.20 Submarine (2010) 1.10am Ikiru (1952) 4.00 Close

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Monday 7 Great British Menu BBC2, 7.30pm The patriotic cookery show returns with a unusual challenge for 24 of the nation’s best chefs – to cook at a huge banquet for the 70th Anniversary of the D-Day landings. But first they have to knock up a starter to impress a veteran. Will it be their finest hour? Three of Northern Ireland’s top chefs go head to head.

Undeniable ITV1, 9pm Claire Goose and Peter Firth star in this brand new two-part drama about a woman who identifies her mother’s killer 23 years after the event. Problem is, she already falsely accused someone else.

The story continually flips perspectives, leaving you uncertain which side you’re really on. ITV, of course.

Invasion Of The Job Snatchers BBC3, 8pm Despite a title that makes it sound like a UKIP-funded sequel to Benefit Street, this is actually a televised ‘social experiment’ in which youngsters get jobs. That alone might disqualify it as reality television in some people’s eyes, but the bad language and general tardiness is genuine enough.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Saints And Scroungers 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 4.00 More Creatures Great And Small 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7.50 Saints And Scroungers 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 The Restaurant Man 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Instant Restaurant 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.15 Cagney And Lacey 3.00 Triathlon: Auckland 4.15 The Great British Bake Off 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads 6.30 Escape To The Continent Property show. As economic woes mount, poor weather lingers and the pace and stress of life in the UK spirals, many Brits are asking whether a new life under Mediterranean skies be worth considering. Taking a variety of contributors, couples, new parents, retirees or those just seeking a life change, the show provides an opportunity to test drive what an alternative life could look like in a totally new, sunny clime.

7.30 Great British Menu See highlights.

8.00 University Challenge In the grand final of the student quiz, one team gets to lift the University Challenge trophy. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.

8.30 Mary Berry Cooks You know Mary Berry? She cooks stuff here.

9.00 Inside Amazon: Money Programme Special New stories from the world of business and work.

10.00 Rev. Sitcom about a vicar running an inner-city church.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Louis Theroux’s LA Stories Documentary series.

12.20am Sign Zone: A Very British Renaissance 4.00 I Was There: The Great War Interviews 5.00 History Hunt

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.45am Will And Grace 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 8.30 Frasier (x3) 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Come Dine With Me (x2) 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me (x2) 1.40 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Fifteen To One 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale David is forced to keep a closer eye on Priya.

7.30 Coronation Street Could Tina be planning revenge?

8.00 I Never Knew That About Britain Series exploring Britain’s rich and surprising history. Tonight they’re on the trail of Hartlepool’s infamous monkey. Were the townsfolk massively racist or just very stupid?

8.30 Coronation Street Anxious Gary feels the pressure.

9.00 Undeniable See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Agenda 11.05 Inside Death Row With Trevor McDonald Second and final part of the documentary. Trevor McDonald meets Death Row’s most hated inmate, Fredrick Baer, convicted of the brutal murders of a mother and her young daughter, and comes face to face with the killer in his cell. In a gripping interview, Baer talks about his life and his crime, while Trevor finds it hard to remain composed, telling him that he can understand why people would want the death sentence for such horrifying acts.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Lent Diaries Series of short films providing an insight into the lives of people who worship in Britain’s West African churches.

8.00 The Truth About Low Fat Food: Channel 4 Dispatches Behind-the-scenes investigation looking at the ways the food industry has reacted to the fear of fat.

8.30 Shop Secrets: Tricks Of The Trade ames and Megan are experts at upselling, and they take charge of a Liverpool fashion outlet. A restaurant manager shows how to make a huge profit on kebabs. Super seller Lauren shows how easy it is to sell counterfeit iPhones and chargers from a market stall.

9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series following events in a labour ward 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 10.50 Shut Your Facebook Documentary about compulsive social networking users including Christian, who posted a photo of himself clad only in a sandwich.

11.20 Gogglebox 12.20am New Worlds 1.20 Random Acts 1.25 Hostages 2.10 The Good Wife 3.00 Secret Removers 3.55 SuperScrimpers 4.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 NCIS 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 Diagnosis Murder 3.20 FILM: Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match (1973) 4.55 Access 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away 6.30 5 News 6.35 Criminals: Caught On Camera It’s an unofficial ‘law and order’ theme night - either that or Channel Five has been infiltrated by so many coppers they’ve started making shows about their mates. This one’s about how great CCTV is.

7.00 The Gadget Show Got any exciting new surveillance tech for us?

8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary about Lincolnshire police.

Tonight they raid a cannabis farm and arrest a serial bacon snatcher.

Message: don’t mess with pigs.

9.00 Shops And Robbers: Britain’s War On Shoplifters Documentary about shoplifters and store detectives.

Features amazing CCTV footage of real-life actual crime! By criminals!

10.00 Law And Disorder: Catching Criminals Live Another documentary about CCTV. They’re everywhere.

11.00 Closing Time: Newcastle After Dark Documentary about binge drinkers in Newcastle. Call the cops!

12.00am Autopsy: Whitney Houston’s Last Hours Documentary series in which a forensic pathologist investigates celebrity deaths. If only they’d called the cops like we said.

1.00 Fat For Cash 1.50 SuperCasino 3.30 Killing Spree: Terror In Paradise 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Football Gold (x2) 11.00 Spanish Football 12.00pm Scottish Premier League 12.30 Football Gold (x2) 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 Spanish Football 3.30 Fantasy Football Club 4.00 Game Changers 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 FL72 Review 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 FL72 Review 12.00am SPFL Round-Up 12.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.30 Ford Monday Night Football 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 4.30 FL72 Review 5.30 SPFL Round-Up

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory Science series looks into flu and its different strains.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Haunted by her past, Bianca causes great upset when she jumps to the wrong conclusion.

Linda is delighted by the latest turn of events, but Mick has some questions.

8.30 Don’t Take My Car: Bailiffs Undercover - Panorama Panorama goes undercover to expose the bailiffs who seize cars and demand huge fees.

9.00 The Treasure Hunters Ellie Harrison and Dallas Campbell dig and dive for treasure under the earth and ocean.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Michael McIntyre Chat Show Celebrity chat with guests Holly Willoughby, Dynamo and Ray Winstone.

11.25 Late Kick Off Jacqui Oatley presents the football magazine focusing on clubs in the region, featuring news, views, interviews and a look behind the scenes.

11.55 Live At The Apollo More standup comedy from Nina Conti, Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.

12.40am Weatherview 12.45 News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Premier League Years 8.00 Game Changers 8.15 One2Eleven 8.30 Football’s Greatest Teams 9.00 The Sky Sports Years 10.00 Football’s Greatest Teams 10.30 Premier League Years 12.30pm Football’s Greatest Teams 1.00 Premier League Years (x2) 5.00 Game Changers 5.15 Football Gold 5.30 UEFA Champions League 6.00 Premier League 100 Club 6.30 Sporting Greats: Usain Bolt 7.00 Elite League Season Preview 8.00 How The World T20 Was Won 10.00 Elite League Season Preview 11.00 How The World T20 Was Won 1.00am Arm Wars 1.30 Netball Super League 3.30 Arm Wars 4.00 Netball Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 ICC World T20 Zone 10.00 European Rugby Special 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Prizefighter 3.30pm European Rugby Special 4.30 WWE: Raw 6.30 Cycling - Tour De Flanders 7.30 Netball Super League 9.30 Sporting Greats 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw Live 4.15 WWE From The Vault 4.30 WWE NXT 5.30 Arm Wars Ben Bailey

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10.00am Futurama (x4) 12.00pm NCIS: LA (x2) 2.00 Inside Gatwick 3.00 The Middle (x2) 4.00 The Simpsons (x3) 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 Modern Family (x2) 9.30 About A Boy 10.00 Star-Crossed 11.00 A League Of Their Own 12.00am NCIS: LA (x2) 1.55 A League Of Their Own

7.00pm Hotel Of Mum And Dad 8.00 Invasion Of The Job Snatchers. See highlights 9.00 Banged Up And Left To Fail? 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Banged Up And Left To Fail?

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7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 New Hidden Killers Of The Edwardian Home 9.00 Rule Britannia! Music, Mischief And Morals In The 18th Century 10.00 Building Burma’s Death Railway: Moving Half The Mountain 11.00 Tom Jones: What Good Am I? 12.00am Versailles: Dream Of A King

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 FILM: American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

11.50am The House Of Eliott 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.10 Home To Roost 4.40 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 The Little House 11.00 The Vice 12.15am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 Charmed 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 12.00am Revenge

12.55pm Come Dine With Me 1.25 Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Help! My House Is Falling Down 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 The Restoration Man 10.00 One Born: What Happened Next? 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Grand Designs

11.00am Bandslam (2009) 1.10pm Anna And The King (1999) 4.00 Time Bandits (1981) 6.20 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9.00 Insidious (2010) 11.05 The Lookout (2011) 12.50am The Hidden Fortress (1958) 3.40 Close

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