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Online now: Competitions, reviews and news, film previews, Brighton & Hove Albion, what’s on listings and the Latest Brighton Download Chart.

06 Latest Brighton & Hove News The Vote with Frank le Duc and seven days of headlines with Tim Ridgway 10 Bare Cheek Bus names explained; a familiar ‘new’ interview 11 Celeb City The Great Escape, Jessica Albarn and Imogen Stubbs

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Brighton council leader to face former deputy in Green election Rebel Greens are plotting yet another way to oust Brighton and Hove council leader Jason Kitcat — with his former deputy announcing he will stand against him in the party’s annual elections. Watch the video report by Tim Ridgway, online now at www.thelatest.tv. For more on the shows being made locally by Tim Ridgway (news), Jay Legate (sport) and the rest of the team at Latest TV, turn to page 17.

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LIFESTYLE 04 Latest People Art5 Gallery exhibition, Alive’s fundraising event and the Hunt & Darton pop-up café opens 09 On the cover: VegfestUK The annual vegan festival returns 12 Hotlist Places to dine this week 13 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Traditional pub food at The White Horse 15 Love Vintage Afternoon teas at Terre à Terre and vintage fashion

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WHAT’S ON 17 Latest TV Behind the scenes of Latest TV with Tim Ridgway 18 Reviews; Booking now; Music Chart & Clubs This week’s Number One is...

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latestPEOPLE Alive host charity fundraising day for WhaleFest & Born Free

Alive Fitness & Natural Health held a charity ‘Classathon’ event on Wednesday 12th March 2014 in aid of Bornfree and Whalefest. The fun started at 10am with ‘Hake The Cycle’ (Break The Cycle), followed by ‘Turtle Body Blast’ (Aerobic Body Blast), ‘Baited Workout’ (Whole Body Workout), Break the Snorkle (Break The Cycle) and Krillbells (Kettlebells).

Alive Fitness & Natural Health’s charity fundraiser; Art5 Gallery hosts new exhibition

All money raised on the day go to charities BornFree and Whalefest.

A cake sale and raffle was also held on the day, with fantastic prizes including an Orca Adoption! www.alivehealth.co.uk www.bornfree.org.uk www.whale-fest.com

Hunt & Darton popup café opens Hunt & Darton launched their awardwinningw pop-up café at 16 Brighton Square on Wednesday 5 March. The café isn’t just arty, it is ART. Guests enjoyed retro cakes and let Jenny Hunt and Holly Darton expose the inner workings of their business by presenting everything as art – from the food served, the people serving, the décor and public display of their bank balance to the lovingly handpicked charity shop crockery.

Visiting seven locations over two years, catch Hunt & Darton in Brighton until 29th March 2014. www.huntanddartoncafe.com

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Yvonne Coomber’s solo exhibition launches at Art5 Gallery Art5 Gallery hosted Yvonne Coomber’s first solo show in Sussex, (8–16 March), exhibiting a brand new collection of her vibrant signature florals, as well as exclusively unveiling an exciting new style. Yvonne draws immediate inspiration from the picturesque surroundings of the Devonshire meadows. She captures the chaotic yet harmonious energy within nature, bringing warmth and joy to the canvas. www.art5gallery.com Words & photos: Diana Frangi

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TheVote Work starts on cancer support centre in Brighton as fundraisers thank backers and step up efforts to bring in £1m more

Architect's image of Sussex Macmillan Cancer Support Centre

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wo related events are due to take place in Brighton today (Tuesday). They promise to make a difference to the lives of people with cancer – and their families – for many years to come.

The first is a ceremonial turf-cutting to mark the start of work on building the new Sussex Macmillan Cancer Support Centre. The £6 million building is going up in Bristol Gate, opposite the Sussex Cancer Centre where thousands of patients are currently treated each year.

The second event is being held at the American Express Community Stadium – or the Amex – in Falmer.

Macmillan Cancer Support is hosting an event with a dual purpose. On the one hand it will be a celebration of the success so far of the campaign to raise money for the cancer support centre. Donors will be thanked. But it will also be the start of a big push to raise the final £1.27 million needed before the support centre can open next year.

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on the new Allotment Strategy

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ur new Allotment Strategy, developed with allotment holders, has found that some 6000 people use one of the city’s 37 allotment sites every year.

Whether people use allotments for cheap and healthy food, exercise, or as a pastime, the benefits are clear.

For those that have some outside space, growing at home is relatively easy – whether a vegetable bed in the garden, or a balcony box for herbs. But many residents don’t have any suitable space, meaning allotments are a popular way in

Macmillan already profits from a link with the Amex thanks to the thousands of Brighton and Hove Albion fans who enjoy a pint on matchdays. The Lewes brewery Harveys supplies Albion Ale to the stadium, with the charity receiving 5p a bottle.

Macmillan is working on the cancer support centre with the Sussex Cancer Fund. The two charities have committed to putting up most of the £6 million cost of building the support centre. But the land and £400,000 is coming from

Brighton and Sussex University Hospitals NHS Trust, which runs the Royal Sussex County Hospital and the Sussex Cancer Centre.

The cancer support centre has been designed with input from people who have been affected by cancer themselves. Patients and carers will be able to use the centre for specialist cancer information and advice, practical support, dietary advice and physical activity support.

Counselling will be available, as will complementary therapies and advice about welfare benefits.

Patients who have lost their hair will be able to have wigs fitted, and they will also be given advice about skin and hair care. There will also be space for self-help and support groups. In addition, the centre will link up existing information and support services across Sussex to ensure that cancer patients, families, carers and friends in the county can find the support they need at the time they need it most.

Macmillan said: “There is an urgent need in Sussex. The total number of people in the county living with or beyond cancer is set to almost double between 2010 and 2030 from 60,996 to 121,400.”

Research carried out by the charity suggested that one in five cancer sufferers in the area had not been given the right information and support. It said: “On average, of the

“They promise to make a difference to the lives of people with cancer”

7,000 people diagnosed with cancer every year in Sussex, 1,400 of them are given little or no information about their illness or the treatment options.”

A cancer diagnosis can leave people feeling shocked, upset and isolated, the charity said. Patients or people close to them often need questions answered, emotional support or simply someone to listen and help with the things that matter.

Macmillan’s area fundraising manager for Sussex, Robert Moon, said: “A team of specialists at the new centre will offer all round support for people living with cancer in a calm, friendly and welcoming environment – so no one in Sussex has to face cancer alone.”

When Macmillan started its fundraising appeal for the support centre, the oncologist – or cancer specialist – Dr George Deutsch, chairman of the Sussex Cancer Fund, said: “For over 25 years the Sussex Cancer Fund has successfully improved the Sussex Cancer Centre with expenditure of nearly £3 million.

The fund will require continued support to fulfil our commitment to pay for the staff and other regular costs.” Last week he said: “I am delighted that we’re about to start building the centre. It will provide a vital component of care for Sussex patients and their families.”

Architect's image of view from top floor of Sussex Macmillan Cancer Support Centre

which residents can grow their own food. There are about 1000 people on the city’s waiting list for allotments.

The Allotment Strategy recommends tackling the list by offering a range of plot sizes and by making sure that underused plots are returned to the system quicker.

The Strategy also suggests that the council help allotment holders reduce water wastage to save money, and provide additional services such as building sheds and providing seedlings from the Council’s nurseries.

30 plots are run by charities or community organisations, providing access and facilities for vulnerable

people, and we’d like to see this expand. We also plan to introduce a new pricing system to ensure that people on lower incomes are able to access allotments too.

There is as always great pressure on the city’s land – whether for

housing, jobs, public infrastructure, or open space. We are particularly concerned that government legislation is creating a free-for-all for developers, and are looking at ways in which we can protect allotments from development.

Working with the Allotment Federation has been essential to producing this new plan which takes into account all the issues faced by allotment holders and the council. As a result we will not only improve the service for current allotment holders, but also enable many more people to enjoy the benefits of ‘growing their own’.

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LATEST NEWS

Tim Ridgway’s

Latest News This week’s headlines from across the city

City Deal makers Greater Brighton has become a reality with the signing of the City Deal.

Politicians and dignitaries joined to witness the ink drying on a document which pledges to create 8,500 jobs, build up to 200 homes and bring more than £360 million into the local economy, as well as turning the wider Brighton area into a hub for creative and green industries.

At the heart of the deal is a £24.5 million investment in Brighton's New England House, with £5 million coming from the government.

So the tower block made a fitting setting for cities minister Greg Clark, Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat and other dignitaries to mark its launch.

Cllr Kitcat, who took part in the pitch for extra powers to ministers and officials, rejected claims it would undermine the uniqueness of individual areas, adding it was the "beginning of a great opportunity" for the wider Brighton area.

To see more, visit www.thelatest.tv.

Rainy day fund Storm damage at a Hove church is being repaired with help from the Churches Conservation Trust and government funding.

High winds and heavy rains in recent months have seen water

damage internal lighting at the Grade I listed St Andrew’s Church in Waterloo Street, Hove.

The Department for Culture, Media and Sport has now announced it will fund the urgent repairs being carried out by the trust, including those at St Andrew’s.

Work is expected to be completed this month.

A motion was due to be discussed at a party meeting at the end of last month.

The Latest understands the motion was postponed due to the council’s budget needing more time to be discussed.

Senior party figures claim it is unlikely it will be brought back in time to alter the convenor election for 2014/15.

However, whether there will be a direct challenger is yet to be established.

Historical snapshot A snap decision by tourists on Brighton seafront to get a souvenir could see the creation of a historical document with a difference.

Ed Hepburne Scott, of Photomatic in York Road, Hove, has applied to install a photo booth near the basketball court on the lower promenade, opposite the Grand Hotel.

For £3, users can get hold of four different black and white photos, complete with Brighton logo.

But this is not just another way to make a quick buck out of the city’s eight million visitors.

According to the planning application, which was submitted last week, all of the images will be archived and may be used as an historical and social document of Brighton residents and visitors to the city.

A decision on the proposal is due to be taken in the coming months.

Rebel Green dream fails So it look like Brighton and Hove council leader Jason Kitcat has staved off a coup from within his

“Greater Brighton has become a reality” own party to oust him – for now.

A year after fending off a similar threat, the elected head of Brighton and Hove City Council is facing more unrest within the Green Party.

As reported exclusively by The Latest last month, a group of rebels want to change the way the convener of the Green group on the local authority is elected.

Back to school Last week I asked if Brighton and Hove school chiefs were getting to grips with the "ticking time bomb" of school places.

But now it has emerged that two full schools - Dorothy Stringer and Varndean - are being asked to find room for 22 more pupils who live in their joint catchment area.

The 22 pupils are among 115 children who were “directed” to a secondary school, according to admissions statistics published last week.

Brighton and Hove City Council, which runs the admissions process, said it was "confident" the schools could take the extra 22 pupils without breaching their capacity.

It added that experience suggested that places would become available between offer letters being sent and September - saying some families move, others opt for another school, perhaps an independent school.

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egfestUK, one of Europe's biggest vegan food and lifestyle shows, returns to Brighton Hove Centre for the sixth year running 29–30March 2014 (11am–6pm both days), with a stream of captivating exhibitors and activities to keep an expected 7,000-strong crowd entertained.

Looking for interesting global cuisines? Eight top-notch caterers will be spread over both the ground and first floors of the Hove Centre. Foods include Indian, Ethiopian, Caribbean stews, pad thais, wicked cakes, tofu canapés, veg burgers, hot dogs, and much more.

For shoppers and bargain hunters, there are 135 stalls jam-packed with free samples and one-off special discounts. Products range from plantbased meats, cheeses, cupcakes, bakeries, dairyfree milks and chocolates, oils, shoes, clothing, bodycare, cosmetics, along with face paints and top merchandise from a number of campaigners.

Family Day Searching for a top day out for the whole family?

Sunday 30 March is Family Day with an abundance of kids’ entertainment on show, hosted by the charismatic Pirate of the Carob Bean Captain James Tea Cook. Activities include cookery classes on making pancakes, sushi, energy balls and green slime, smoothie bikes, hoola hoops, pirate games and more.

Plant-based cuisines Seeking inspiration for plant-based cuisines?

Visit the 12 cookery demos performed by

“Activities on Family Day include cookery classes on making pancakes, sushi, energy balls and green slime, smoothie bikes, hoola hoops, pirate games and more” seasoned and creative chefs who are passionate about showing the world how interesting vegan food actually is. Recipes include seitan (a plant-based mock meat), dairy-free cheeses, ravioli and pomodori, canapés, fruit smoothies, tangy and fragrant coconut kadhi, wholefood pancakes, along with some raw dishes.

Optimum health Looking to get fit on a plant-based diet?

Draw inspiration from the Vegan Bodybuilders, who will have an info stall as well as hosting an inverted row competition where everyone can enter and every participant wins a prize. Ex-Everton footballer Neil Robinson, who’s also the world’s first known vegan professional footballer, is amongst the special guests and will speak

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about a plant-exclusive lifestyle which has kept him in tip-top condition, not only during his professional football career but also into his 50’s.

For the health-conscious and holistically minded – there’s an excellent schedule of short films, talks and workshops for individuals looking to revolutionise their inner health and wellbeing.

Topics range from dairy, superfoods, optimum diets for kids, marketing your business, beauty and cosmetics, to travelling on vegan diets, reversing debilitating illnesses, energising drinks recipes, turning your dreams into reality amongst others.

That’s entertainment For those seeking laughter and entertainment alike – there are action-packed comedy hours, live music along with entertainment on both days.

On the Saturday, there’s a humorous speed-dating session, a screening of documentary Bringing It Home on the hemp plant and a Tai Chi demo.

Sunday sees Goldblade frontman John Robb speaking about staying sane on a vegan diet throughout his tours in the old days. John will also host a fundraising auction for the Animal Welfare Party with top prizes aplenty.

VegfestUK, The Hove Centre, Saturday 29–Sunday 30 March 2014. Admission is only £2 for adults (pay on gate) and free for those under 16. www.brighton.vegfest.co.uk/programme ❤ VegfestUK is organising two other big shows this year, Bristol (25–25 May) and London (27–28 September. In addition to vegan food and info during the day, the Bristol show also features headline music in the evenings. This year’s music lineup includes Boney M, Gwen Dickey’s Rose Royce, Abba Gold, Peter Hook and the Light, Ruts DC, Goldblade, Black Roots and Zion Train.

For full details about VegfestUK events, visit www.vegfest.co.uk or email info@vegfest.co.uk

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ONLY JOKING!

Bare Cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

More bus names explained No. 34 – Gerri Halliwell – Flashed her knickers or performed some such outrage during a concert at Brighton Conference Centre. Probably.

No. 29 – Joe Orton – A day trip to Brighton, culminating in an orgy under West Pier, is precisely the sort of thing the notorious playwright would have recorded in his diary had he lived long enough to do it.

No. 31 – Chorlton and The Wheelies – Seldom do we see more than one name adorning the front of one of our marvellous fleet of buses. Indeed, this is the sole example. But it was decided – wisely in our view – that it was unfair to honour the deracinated dragon without granting equal status to the townsfolk who inspired or brought about the very adventures that won him renown.

However, the precise nature of their connection to Brighton and Hove and its outlying districts is unclear.

No. 44 – Cushie Butterfield – “She’s a big lass/ And a canny lass/ And she likes her beer...” The eponymous heroine of the well-loved Geordie music hall song shared her name with a briefly-successful Brighton-based luxury lingerie company in 2004.

No. 57 – John Wayne – ‘The Duke’ himself – aka Marion Morrison – planned to retire to a bungalow in Peacehaven until his tragic death from cancer in 1979.

£5 FRINGE INTERVIEW Bare Cheek’s Joseph Nixon interviews Bare Cheek’s Brian Mitchell, the man behind Brighton £5 Fringe JN: Haven’t we done this before?

BM: Indeed we have, but that was last year.

JN: Didn’t you give exactly the same answer last year?

BM: Yes I did.

JN: So we did it the year before that as well?

BM: Indeed.

JN: So...three years. This is the third time we’ve done this?

BM: Absolutely.

JN: And you’re doing it again this year, then?

BM: Yup – from 2rd May till 1st June.

JN: And where can we see the shows?

BM: Well mainly in three glorious boozers – The Lord Nelson Inn, Trafalgar Street, and The Caxton Arms, North Gardens, and, of course, The Rock Inn, Kemp Town. But anywhere, really, that an artists wants to reach an audience.

JN: And what about the shows that are being put on. Are they good?

BM: Dunno yet. Why not come and find out? They're only a fiver. We've got some top artists, though, so that should be a guarantee of quality. And one of our shows last year won an award, and another was nominated.

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JN: And do all of these shows still only cost £5 per ticket? That can't be, can it? Not again?

BM: You're right – again. It can't be.

Once more, some are charging even less – while some are actually free.

JN: And – forgive me, surely this time it must be a misprint – surely it can't still be true that it is only FIVE POUNDS to register and put on a show in the £5 fringe?

BM: Yet again – it is.

JN: Well strike me pink – once again!

BM: I’d rather not.

JN: Well...thank you very much. I look forward to doing this again next year.

BM: Write some new questions next time.

JN: Thankyou.

For more info visit www.brighton5poundfringe.com

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JN: What – so we should just give ’em a try?

BM: That's the idea. Isn't that what the Fringe is about? And don't forget, there's no deadline for enrolling, so new shows are being added to the rosta as we speak. So if you are an artists and have something you'd like

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CELEBCITY

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks The Great Escape, Cate Blanchett back in Brighton, Trevor Sorbie’s birthday and Noah Taylor’s art

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Spotted lunching on Trafalgar Street, beautiful actress Imogen Stubbs. The RADA trained star of stage and screen, AKA Lady Nunn was looking radiant; if you haven’t seen her bravura performance as Ursula Brangwen in The Rainbow I recommend catching it (the loveliest bottom to be seen on screen!)

And the Academy Award® for the very best red carpet-worthy spotted ever goes to Best Actress Winner, former Brighton resident and radiant beauty Cate Blanchett, who was seen in the city last weekend. Oh Cate, we still remember that day you called the JBPR office for a chat and we learned the correct way to pronounce your surname. (Blan-CHETT; with the emphasis on the second syllable BTW).

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he Great Escape festival continues to be the hot ticket this May – despite the fact their three-day saver price has now expired (sorry people – you must act faster!). Last month saw the Brighton-based new-music festival confirm electronic darling Jon Hopkins and Grammy nominated MNEK as new additions to the already mega line-up, joining the likes of Kelis, Elle Eyre and Wild Beasts on stages around the city. We’re pretty excited about catching newgirl-on-the-block Charli XCX, who recently guested on Iggy Azalea’s new track ‘Fancy’ and starred in its fab Clueless-inspired video. If this passed you by, you may have heard Charlie’s cover of Robert Palmer classic ‘Simply Irresistible’ a couple of weeks back, when it was used as the accompaniment to celebrity network E!’s coverage of The Oscars. However, if she still isn’t ringing any bells, we’re pretty sure you’ll hear her somewhere soon. Right now we’re getting our sprinting legs and queue elbows at the ready – bring on 8thMay!

JESSICA ALBARN

It’s been a real pleasure working with the lovely Jessica Albarn recently on her latest exhibitions. The artist, who has a rather famous brother (who you may have heard of!), is bringing her beautiful nature-inspired creations to Bristol and London in the coming months. Starting off with her ‘Resurrection’ themed show in a crypt in Bristol – why not? – over the Easter weekend, Jessica then brings a new selection of pieces to Lawrence Alkin Gallery in Soho this June. Already tipped my Grazia as one of ‘10 hot things to do’ this summer, we’re sure the exhibitions will be a hit – with maybe more than a few famous faces at the door.

HAIR ANNIVERSARY

We’d like to wish a very Happy Birthday to the amazing Trevor Sorbie MBE who celebrated a very important birthday last week. It's a huge year for the hairdressing genius as he also celebrates 50 years in hairdressing and the tenth anniversary of the opening of his Nile Street salon in Brighton. Keep your eyes peeled for much more from Trevor Sorbie Brighton over the next few weeks or follow them on Twitter: @TrevorSorbieBTN

GAME OF THRONES: PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL

Last Thursday saw the private view of Noah Taylor's art show at the Lawrence Alkin Gallery on New Compton St. It was great to see Brighton-based Noah (who stars in HBO's Game Of Thrones and my very favourite Wes Anderson film was The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou) surrounded by his striking monochromatic artworks. A very talented fellow. Check out his show 'People are Strange at: www.lawrencealkingallery.com Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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Chaula’s Lewes

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting.

Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable.

Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere.

The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900 383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indianinspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches: with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com 01273 900384

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food.

Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two-courses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95.

Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink The joy of trad pub food at The White Horse in the heart of The South Downs National Park

Park life

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ave you visited the South Downs National Park yet?

Well, you may not realise it but you most likely have done. You see, it pretty much surrounds our city so to get here or leave here you will more than likely pass through it. There are no signs to say when you enter it, a pity in a sense, but not a pity when you see the proliferation of signage that litters the roads that traverse our beautiful county. Anyway, it is there and it is beautiful, as I was reminded when I was out and about, filming the third episode of International Chef Exchange.

On one leg of the recce we ended up in Ditchling village after a quick visit to the lovely Ridgeview wine estate. I love it there and their fine sparkling English wine has cemented itself as my favourite fizz. After our meeting, lunch was required, so we headed into the village and the White Horse.

Pub dining has become something of a beast since some fool invented the term gastro-pub. I completely understand that the concept has been the saving grace for some public houses, but how I miss a good old pub with some nice traditional grub. So I am delighted to say that The White Horse is a pub with great food that lacks pretence. It also gives great value.

With little time on our hands we went for a main course each and we were pretty divided in that choice between the fish and chips and the steak pie, with one person opting for the rather more fashion led pulled pork burger.

The fish and chips were impressive, generous in size to start with and the fish was encased in a crisp batter that had real crunch. The quality of the batter is the defining thing. Get that wrong and the whole thing fails, crisp batter is the sign that the fish has ben steamed inside a hard case of flour and not soaked in hot fat. The chips were good too, nice and fat, and bless them for not saying that mashed up frozen peas were mushy peas. Get real, chefs!

Mushy peas are cooked from dried peas and not your lazy squashed up frozen excuse. Sorry, that’s a bit of a bête vert for me.

The pulled pork was equally well received and the addition of a shard of crackling and a pot of apple sauce made it all the more appealing without treading the dangerously slippery gastro slopes.

I went down the route of steak pie. I like a good pie and all too often they are such a disappointment. I have been known to send back stewed meat on

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which a separately cooked pastry disc has been artfully placed. Not pie! Not in my book, anyway, is that a bête tourte à la viande? Answers on a postcard please. I digress, and perhaps unfairly as the meat pie at The White Horse was exemplary. To start, it was big, really big. Secondly it was packed with tender chunks of tasty beef, really tasty beef, in a rich savoury gravy. Third and best, the meat had been put in a dish and the pastry cooked on top.

Rough puff, no sniggering at the back, where the laminated pastry touched the tasty gravy in cooking, perfection. Indeed it was so good that I might have forgiven poor vegetables had they been poor. They were to be honest

better than good, they were exceptional. Rich mashed potatoes but not ruined by too much cream and too much butter, so unnecessary when the dish comes with a rich gravy, oh yes there was extra gravy in a jug on the side.

Excellent white cabbage, just cooked and piping hot, a perfect accompaniment for a meaty pie and finally carrots and parsnips. Now I have ranted about lousy carrots perhaps one too many times over the years, but these really were tasty. Roasted with honey and mustard, not swamped by those flavours, the two root vegetables almost stole the show from the pie!

Sadly, time was not on our side, nor was my appetite, which had been more than sated by the excellent food. I would have loved to have time and space for a pud and a starter, so a return visit is definitely on the cards. I did have enough room for a pint of excellent bitter though and our place by the log-burning stove was delightful on a cold day.

A few weeks later I took our Dutch chef to the Royal Oak at Wineham. This was one of my favourite haunts when I first came to Sussex. Here we drank great ale and ate decent roast beef sandwiches, sausage and mash, Jerusalem artichoke soups and a scarily large pasty – all very nice and in such a wonderful example of an unspoilt pub. I was delighted to find it so unchanged and charming.

Of course, all these things have their place. I do enjoy some of the city’s pubs that truly deserve the term gastro, the Ginger Pig and Ginger Dog, The Cuthbert, The Forager, The Preston Park Tavern, The Connaught and Busby And Wilds all do an excellent job, I’m merely putting my hand up for something simpler and yet equally satisfying.

The White Horse Pub, 16 West Street Ditchling BN6 8TS 01273 842006 www.whitehorseditchling.com

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Rhiannon Pulling finds the perfect vintage look to wear for an afternoon tea party

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ith the sun delight. No tea party is finally showing complete without a Victorian its face, an sandwich or scones, filled afternoon tea makes to the brim with for the perfect treat strawberry jam and here in Brighton this fresh cream in one spring. The afternoon hand, and a dainty cup tea is no longer of tea of your favourite reserved for the blend in the other. elderly – just as So, will it be one ballroom dancing has sugar lump, or two? seen a surge in Channel your inner popularity thanks to Alice in Wonderland and Strictly. For Mother’s Day, vintage fashion style and hen parties, birthdays, or treat yourself to a cake or two! simply a catch up with Brighton has a host of friends, all ages can vintage flea markets and Paperchase Secret Garden enjoy a good tea party. shops in the North Laine Compact Mirror, £8, www.paperchase.co.uk Delicious cream cakes, and The Lanes, where mouth-watering you can shop for the part sandwiches and refreshing cups of to your heart’s content! If none of traditional tea – it’s an indulgant this is making your mouth water yet, treat that makes us hungry just just take a look at these accessories thinking about it. and clothes to help you look and feel Incorporate a vintage twist to the part at a vintage afternoon tea. your afternoon tea and our British These glitzy, 1940s-style heritage will be applauding with earrings are a simple, yet elegant

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design which will add a little sparkle to anyone’s day. Monsoon has created a beautiful and ontrend playsuit which is flattering for most body shapes and always leaves room for those extra cakes!

Add a subtle shimmer to your outfit with this satin clutch. Use it to keep your vintage butterfly compact safe and you’re all set for an afternoon in style.

It’s Vintage Darling, champagne satin clutch, £25, itsvintagedarling.com

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Terre à Tier Tea

Terre à Terre, Brighton’s favourite vegetarian restaurant, has launched its ‘Terre a Tier Tea’, served between 3pm and 6pm daily. The afternoon tea is all about that wonderfully indulgent time between lunch and dinner where we can all eat what we like – but especially cake!

Terre à Terre has created an afternoon tea menu that caters for all tastes and budgets – including big appetites, small appetites, vegans and gluten-free options. The impressive range of afternoon teas offers everything from a small plate of treats, to a multi-tiered feast.

Of course, afternoon tea isn’t all about sweet treats; savoury tiers of light bites are offered, including toasty Sussex cheddar rarebit laced with Sheep’s Nose cider and mustard grains, as well as steamed rice buns stuffed with marinated halloumi. On the glutenfree front, enjoy sticky almond and lemon cake, mint chocolate meringues with cream and berries, and delicious tea soaked sultana scones served with clotted oatmeal cream and Terre à Terre’s own jam.

Alongside the food is a vast selection of single-estate organic fine loose teas and infusions to suit every taste. Experiment with something different, such as the heavenly Jasmin Gold Dragon and the fruity Peacock, or stick with a good old English breakfast. It’s up to you! Afternoon tea at Terre à Terre ranges from £4.95–£25 per person.

Terre à Terre, 71 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HQ 01273 729051 www.terreaterre.co.uk

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BRIGHTON WRITES

Andrew Kay

Sponsored by Bardsley’s Fish & Chips

Time out

“Being organised would in fact take me longer”

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y diary is a nightmare! Seriously, given that 2014 was the year I had planned to cut back on going out and instead treat my body to some well earned rest, I appear to be busier than ever.

A few days ago my smartish phone went ping and offered me a new app that would help me organise my time. I was intrigued, I mean, anything that might help...

It was not the solution that I hoped it might be. It is good in a sense, offering me means of making efficient lists of things to do, prioritising the most urgent and important and reminding me when I failed. But sadly it took quite a time inputting the neccessary information in the first place. This it turned out, would be a job that would come at the top of that prioritised list. And in that last sentence is the key word – job! Yes, another job that would prey on my time. So being organised would in fact take me longer.

A day later my online diary suddenly started to list events that I had no knowledge of. Lectures on subjects that I have no interest in were popping into my schedule with alarming frequency and with no explanation. I had no idea what was going on and no idea how to stop it. I

All this happens at a time when my work life is a complex mass of appointments. I am frantically running around making my International Chef EXchange project and filming it. I will be busy editing the footage already shot and recording the voice overs. At the same time I have to fly off to Sweden and from there by ferry to a small island off the coast to talk to a chef about participating in a future ICEx film.

Back here the brilliant Sian Elizabeth Selway is composing music for the ICEx programme, music that I am loving, and Glen is sending me very exciting files for the animated title sequence for the show.

I love collaborative working; pitching ideas back and forth and creating really exciting work is the way I have always liked to work, and working with such great young talent is inspiring.

tried turning things off but then dates that I had scheduled disappeared. I sought advice from my IT chum but he was unavailable and I was left in diary limbo.

But like everything else in my life it takes time and it takes organisation – and time is the one thing that I seem to be short of.

I’d like some time to sit back and watch Coronation Street as it is broadcast and not watch it on catch-up after midnight.

I’d like time to invite friends round for supper and cook for them rather than always meeting up in town. I’d like time to hang my paintings, iron my clothes, dust, vacuum, clean, garden, shave on a regular basis... and from time just sit about doing absolutely sweet Fanny Adams. Chance would be a fine thing!

Conversely I would rather be this busy than not busy at all. As they say, whoever THEY are, you’re a long time dead. So keep on throwing it at me. I apologise in advance for moaning about being too busy, too tired, too full or too drunk. Forgive me for those moments when I simply forget or fail to get straight back and remind me to keep smiling, even if that smile does make me look like a befuddled loon.

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The story follows Abelard as he embarks on a wild affair with his brilliant student Heloise,

giving his enemies the perfect pretext to destroy him. Already on thin ice with the church over his contentious views, Abelard’s situation gets even hairier when Heloise falls pregnant with his child, and their love affair becomes the scandal of the age.

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These three great Ealing comedies capture the essence of post-war Britain – not just as a land blighted by war, but as a nation rising from the ashes with admirable optimism and a great sense of humour to boot.

This trilogy makes for the perfect introduction for newcomers to the Ealing Classics collection, and it includes: Kind Hearts and Coronets – a delightfully wicked film whereby a serial killer politely murders his way into the peerage.

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A sneak preview of shows from the Latest TV team, online now at www.thelatest.tv & coming soon to Channel 8

With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

At last, you re-emerge out from under your winter hole and reclaim the glory that is your free and vibrant spirit.

At the very same time a retrograding Mars, your action based ruler, leaves you frustrated at having to allow others to lead.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

You can play the role of peacemaker and work your charms to improve the relationships of everyone. The bottom line is that through pushing for healthy and balanced co-operation, everyone can feel like a winner.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

You will respect displays of strength and maybe even feel a little inclined to puff up your chest and give more front than silverback the macho gorilla, indeed – the more you push to be heard, the less likely others will be willing to listen.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

You can dazzle and make one heck of an impression, of course you can also confuse everybody as well. Be careful that jubilance doesn’t lead to unrealistic expectations being stumped at the first hurdle. It takes more than bravado to impress Pluto in your opposite sign.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Finances are not going to appear clear as the messenger of the Gods is currently being morphed and dissolved into the bottomless abyss of Neptunes deep waters. Clarity may not be yours, so guard against jumping to conclusions.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Partnerships might confuse you as a barrage of mixed messages does nothing to solidify your sense of needing to pin down and categorise. Fantasy and fiction take prominence, helping you to reach beyond the boundaries and perhaps into their heart.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

When your actions change the course of fate, you are entering the realm of Mars. A hero who can champion the underdog and fight especially when told ‘no’. Any setbacks are opportunities for you to reveal your indignant warrior and do something.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

So you think you’re a great psychoanalyst? Yet you can’t get a grip on what’s eating away at your insides. The intangible and fantastical can be a great muse for the soul. So you don’t need to ban it, just because you don’t understand it.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

With brazen Mars trying to make a point in your friendship zone, the competition seems to hot up. Can you remain calm? What’s needed is a delicate, graceful and swift move forwards, closer to your real aim. You don’t need to compare yourself to others to achieve this.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

When planning gatherings, communications can get delayed, misunderstood or lost altogether. However, the interesting alignment this week may have a far more spiritual edge, helping you to perceive beyond your usual reason.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

While you’re avoiding conflicts like the plague, some fundamental beliefs are being challenged, perhaps bringing rise to some undesirable clash of egos. Remember that it’s only a fight if you participate by swallowing the bait.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

A most intriguing aspect forms in your sign, giving rise to great delusions and or great visions. You’re going to have to let your intellect work in a less confined and more creative way in order to be an effective problem solver. It’s OK to engage in the world, knowing it’s without limits.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

At your local

for Sport Relief, anyone can.” The lads were keen for me to tell you that Sport Relief takes place from 21–23 March and there are events happening across Sussex. To find your nearest one go to www.sportrelief.com.

Behind the scenes of Latest Before we do anything else, we’ve got to find Joseph after he was accosted by Miss Jason TV news with Tim Ridgway and Davina Sparkle. If anyone spots him, could you please return him to the Latest Musicbar, ant a quick behind-the-scenes tour of a Manchester Street? Thanks. community-owned pub? Those behind Elsewhere, Richard and the What The Waffle The Bevy clearly don't know me all that gang headed up to Hangleton to talk to Ruthanne well putting a question mark at the end of that (CORR) about how to spruce up their CVs. sentence; the answer was always going to be yes.

After analysing all the acronyms and erasing And so it was at Friday lunchtime that I all the esoteric jargon, the end result was a joined Warren Carter in a quick peek at how cracking bit of film which even the most hardwork is progressing with the nosed of employers would fail to country's first community-owned be impressed by. pub on a council estate.

Quite why Richard needed a full This is a local with a difference – “We head to afternoon to get all of this in the even the local vicar is a shareholder. can I still can’t fathom.

And as well as serving drinks to the the seafront And why he has booked next people of Moulsecoomb and Thursday off for an “urgent dentist to witness six Bevendean, it will also offer cookery appointment” is also a mystery. courses and a community space.

What doesn’t require Miss drag queens The only thing disappointing Marple’s attention is the goings on about the trip was that there was no sprinting in at Brighton and Hove City Council. beer at the end – looks like I'll have Frank Le Duc has made Hove to wait a few weeks before my thirst six-inch heels” Town Hall his second home – don’t for this local story is fully quenched. worry, he’s not getting any MPs Elsewhere at Latest TV this expenses – this week, racking up week, the sports team showed the hours at various meetings. their eagerness to tackle any activity by The highlights were 20mph limits being rolled heading to the seafront to witness six drag out across suburban areas of the city and a queens sprinting in six-inch heels. deal to finance the i360 viewing tower getting But never fear, this was not a send up – it the go-ahead. was all in the name of Sport Relief.

For more details, check out www.thelatest.co.uk Davina Sparkle, Miss Jason and their and www.thelatest.tv fabulous friends are part of Adonis Cabaret who donated £1,000 to Sport Relief.

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

A familiar face is at the number one spot this week! Upload your tracks and listen online to get your favourite to the top.

L7 what’s on Bookings LUISA OMIELAN – AM I RIGHT LADIES?

Caroline Of Brunswick, 3–5, 10-11, 17-18, 25-15 May 2014, 4pm, free, www.carolineofbrunswick.co.uk A hit of the last two Brighton Fringes, high energy comic Luisa is fresh back from her American adventure (Whoopi Goldberg loves her!) with a brand new work in progress. It’s free, but contributions at the end are most welcome.

1 Black Rooster Black Shag Run Baby 2 JJ Symon Sound The Alarm 3 Mirika Legs 4 Africa 4 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam 5 Trilby Valentine 6 The Black Fields The Fighter 7 Izzy Beautiful 8 The Mice the Sex Shop 9 Pete Gioconda Lazybones 10 Pete Gioconda We Are Real 11 ULTRALITES Sweet Ghost ft.

Gemma Vaz 12 Pete Gioconda The Time of Great Waste 13 The Fooley Mantras Find The Key 14 DJ H Brighton life 15 The Dead Reds Stand Up 16 SENIOR SERVICE Devils Advocate 17 matthew the oxx the river 18 The Fooley Mantras Best in People 19 tenek If I Should Fall - ep version 20 matthew the oxx the boy inside the bubble

SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC AND VIDEOS www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

ROBIN INCE’S DIRTY BOOK CLUB

Upstairs At Three And Ten, 13 May 2014, £10/8.50, 07800 983 290, www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk Combining the most lurid of literature and advice manuals from the last 2000 years, with collaborations from George Egg, Joanna Neary and other special guests.

BOURGEOIS & MAURICE

Brighton Spiegeltent, 4 May 2014, £15/12, 01273 917 272, www.brightonfringe.org Award-winning neo-cabaret duo: part cabaret, theatre, part catwalk freakshow – they merge bitingly witty original songs with libelous gossip, social commentary and a truly astonishing collection of outfits.

PAOLO NUTINI

Brighton Centre, 31 May 2014, £29.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk After his stunning performance at the Boston Arms just a few weeks ago and a small run of dates already planned for March including his first Scottish shows since 2011, Paolo Nutini has announced 8 further UK dates for this spring.

Under review

ROD OF STEAL TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT Theatre Royal Brighton, 10 March 2014 ✪✪✪

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hy Ben Elton chose to set a Rod Stewart musical in America is beyond me, what it does is render all the hits as MOR country numbers, odd to say the least, close your eyes and it could be Dolly and Kenny. Maybe Mr Elton was angling for a Broadway hit? That said the company are for the most part excellent and the Faustian plot, whilst not particularly inspired, has its moments. Jenna Lee-James as Mary has a stunning voice and can certainly convey the drama through song. The same goes for Andy Rees as Rocky who steals the evening with a truly memorable version of I Don’t Want To Talk About It. The same goes for Michael McKell who plays Stoner. No prizes for spotting his inspiration but full marks for a truly hilarious performance and for recovering from a major corpse in Act II. Oddly the audience packed with Rod fans did not seem to engage in the same way as your usual tribute style Juke-box show, until the very end that is when they went crazy. This was good as it meant that you could watch it for the play rather than endure endless standing and clapping along – and for that I applaud it. I just wish it had been set in the UK, Glasgow even – I mean we do have a rock and roll history of our own – Rod Stewart is the proof of that.

Andrew Kay

THE IRREPRESSIBLES

Taking the stage without introduction, aside from a wave to a child in a tiger outfit, this was a no-frills performance: a bare stage with the band swathed in spotlights. A technical problem meant ditching the electric guitar early on, resulting in two versions of ‘So’, the second selection from their new EP and a chance for Jamie to stretch his voice with its operatic Billy MacKenzie dramatics.

The string players interacted perfectly, conjuring up mournful melodies and plucking pizzicato.

Their irrepressible leader rounded off this mesmerising show with a haunting solo piano piece.

Studio Theatre, Brighton Dome, 7 March 2014 ✪✪✪✪ Steve Clements

RIZZLE KICKS

Playing their last gig on their current tour to a (former) home crowd of tweenies, teenies and twadults, this was always going to be a sure-fire hit.

And sure enough, there was bouncing, hump humping and armwaving in abundance. There’s been much talk of Rizzle Kicks’ style being old style hip-hop but really their style is more akin to pure pop like Madness and Kid Creole and the Coconuts before them – jazz, ska, reggae, rap, all mashed up with Britpop, charisma and musicianship... And let’s skip to the good bit – jeggings! There was a little too much swearing for the littl’uns for my liking though, so sorry, one star has been deducted!

Brighton Centre, 8 March 2014 ✪✪✪✪ Irene Harey

>CLUB HIGHLIGHTS< Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark LOVE SEXY Oceana – the department store of clubs, presents Love Sexy on Friday – a sophisticated evening with a seductively diverse playlist, from urban, dance and floorfillers in the Icehouse, to the best of retro, disco and funk in the New York Disco.

Oceana, Fri 21 Mar, 8pm, free before 10pm, or £3 online THERAPY Up-and-coming club night Therapy has pledged to give

Brighton the good quality house music it’s missing. And this is exactly what it does, every Friday at Ninja Bar. Grab great food in the restaurant downstairs before heading up for cocktails and chilled-out vibes.

Ninja Bar, Fri 21, 8pm, free FUNKYFISH If you’re a stickler for oldskool tunes and a friendly, no-hassle atmosphere, Funkyfish is the place to go. Revive the old days and get crazy dancing to some

’70s, ’80s and ’90s classics – as well as some ‘now’ thrown in for good measure.

Funkyfish, Fri 21 Mar, 10pm, free FASHIONISTA Full-on glam and glitz with walkabout performers and an eclectic mix of music from some of the hottest genres. Grab a VIP pass if you’re feeling... well, very important, and don’t forget to dress to impress.

Funfair, Sat 22 Mar, 10pm, £5

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WHAT’S ON STAGE

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The Bloody Ballad

STAGE: OTHERPLACE BRIGHTON FRINGE HIGHLIGHTS Some cherry-picking from a favourite venue

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epeatedly found to be a treasure trove for theatrical offerings, Otherplace started with the one venue Upstairs At Three And Ten, and has since expanded so that at this year’s Brighton Fringe in May, its programming will reach four venues. The 2012 find of The Warren (this year called The Warren: Main House) is located around the back of The Brighton Centre and offering a surprise oasis of greenery as well as a reasonably large auditorium.

Last year saw the arrival of The Burrow (in the vestry of nearby St Paul’s Church), slightly smaller but found off the same greenery, that each year has proven a welcome central watering hole. And this year sees the introduction of the group’s fourth venue – The Warren At St Paul’s, allowing for the Otherplace talent scouts to offer up even more shows to feast upon, handpicked from various festivals and theatre groups from around the country.

Crossing many genres, with quality offerings in kids shows,

comedy, cabaret, music and events, as well as some incredible highlights in theatre.

A must-see for anyone who suffers from TARDIS-envy is I Need A Doctor: The Whosical (2–4 May, 5.30pm, £9.50/8,

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The Warren: Main House), a musical penned by Doctor-loving superfans Jamie and Jess who carefully navigate writing a musical about the time-traveller without infringing on any BBC copyright. Clever so-and-sos.

The winner of the Brighton Fringe Emerging Talent Award The Bloody Ballad from Gaggle Babble is here for a long opening weekend of the Fringe (3–6 May, 7.15pm, £10/8.50, The Warren: Main House). Described as ‘Brothers Grimm meets Tarantino’ in a brutal love story set in 1950s America. Murderously sexy, riotously bloody, dark and debauched with rockin’ live music – you’ll find it all here.

Alice Cooper’s Waves (15–18 May, 6.30pm, £8/6.50, The Burrow) is a remarkable one-woman show about the inventor of the butterfly stroke.

Combining new writing with highly expressive storytelling, this is already making... well, waves, as a buzz about it circulates.

Sparkle And Dark’s Killing Roger looks splendid, mixing up incredible life-size puppetry and original live music to tell a moving yet humorous tale of an old man and a boy at opposite ends of their lives.

Recommended for those aged 13 and over, this is a show to share across the generations.

(17–16 May, 6.45pm, £10/8.50, The Warren: Main House).

After a couple of years’ absence, Italian playwright Dario Fo’s The Open Couple returns to the Brighton Fringe, this time in the intimate space of Upstairs At The Three And Ten, perfect for the claustrophobia of the relationship depicted, along with a voyeuristic element any audience may find when examining a couple at close quarters. With cutting dialogue that’s sharp and humorous, this production from Dampbadger Productions, serves up a compulsive hour of top notch European theatre.

(19–20 & 27–28 May, 10.30pm, £9.50/8, Upstairs At Three And Ten).

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>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES See How They Run

Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne Until Sat 22 March Box office 01323412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk End of the Beginning The New Venture, Brighton Until _ 29 March Box office 01273 746118 www.newventure.org.uk The Events Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 19 & 20 March Box office 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Pygmalion Theatre Royal Brighton, Until Sat 22 March Box office 0844 871 7627 www.atgtickets.com

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With hundreds of shows to skim through, it’s well worth making your own investigations for other highlights of the Brighton Fringe, across the city and in various unusual locations.

Do some digging and you will most certainly find treasure.

The Warren: Main House, The Burrow, The Warren At St Paul’s, Upstairs At Three And Ten, To book tickets: 07800 983 290 www.otherplacebrighton.co.uk www.brightonfringe.org

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COMEDY: ARTHUR SMITH INTERVIEW The daddy of stand up comedy Arthur Smith brings his wit to The Roptackle this week. Victoria Nangle finds out more.

Hello! How are you today?

“I am surprisingly handsome.”

Was your BBC Radio 4 series Arthur Smith’s Balham Bash really recorded in your home – and if so how tricky was that logistically?

“Yes it really was – look it up on YouTube. In these days of ‘transparency’ the BBC would have had to call it something else if it wasn’t.

The engineer sound guy would arrive at 10.30am and set up. I did my best to tidy. The musos turned up for a sound check about 1pm and the comics at 2. The audience (about 30) got here for 3 and the show proceeded more or less as live. After, a couple of drinks but by 6 everyone was gone and it was all like a dream...”

then 2 years ago I was carried to the top on a sedan chair by six wheezing men.”

What should we expect from your show ‘At Your Service’ at the Ropetackle?

“Laughs, singing, railing, some poems, a history of Shoreham, maybe some twerking and maybe an appearance from Leonard Cohen...”

Before this you took up a residency at the Soho Theatre singing the songs of Leonard Cohen. I saw My Cohen play last year and the atmosphere was electric. When were you first drawn to music alongside your own performances?

“Many years ago I sang in a band and we used to do comic songs in the shows I did in my early days of the Edinburgh festival so it was always there. The Cohen show started with the title which was a bit of a joke but then I found I enjoyed singing the songs – and I have always been a fan of the great man.”

What’s the most bizarre story you’ve ever heard about yourself?

“That I was once the British UK disco dancing champion.”

You're a bit of a creative Renaissance Man – playwright, comic, actor, musician, author...

Is there anything you really want to do that you keep on the backburner and we’ll find in your shed one day? A sculpture of Neil Kinnock made from pine cones or an epic novel?

“I want to write a play in French (I was the first English stand up to do it in french) and I partly have... c’est vrai je vous assure.”

What are your plans for 2014?

“Keep breathing and dancing.”

I really enjoyed what felt like a hand-selected mix of entertainers gathered together. You got the impression it was a snapshot of a most excellent knees-up. Are any more on the horizon?

“It was great fun and I can now say I had Paloma Faith singing in the kitchen and Stephen K amos in my bath... alas the series are no more...”

What is the best fun to be had (other than at an awesome show)?

“Sleeping is pretty good or dreaming up mountains or canoodling with your lover.”

Is Balham really the gateway to the South, as claimed by Peter Sellers?

“With its broad boulevards and pulsating night life Balham is like a cross between Paris and Rio de Janeiro.”

There are so many rumours about you at the Edinburgh Fringe – or perhaps myths.

Do you really have a motorised throne that you drive up to Arthur’s Seat each year?

“More or less. I spent a couple of festivals driving round on a motorised sofa for the Culture Show and

Arthur Smith: At Your Service, The Ropetackle, Saturday 22 March, 8pm, £15, 01273 464440, ropetacklecentre.co.uk

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COMEDY: BRIAN GITTINS: WORK IN PROGRESS The star of Ricky Gervais’ ‘Derek’, rave reviews and one of the pioneers of anti-comedy (that’s a good thing) brings a rough draft of his new hour long show to an audience – gratis.

Caroline Of Brunswick, Wed 19 Mar, 8pm, free COMEDY: CHRISTIAN O’ CONNELL: THIS IS 13 Triple Sony Award winning radio presenter Christian O Connell performs his debut stand up show, after the sell-out reception it received at the Edinburgh Fringe last year.

Komedia, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 8pm, £15 EVENT: THE SILENCING OF MISS SCARLETT A Murder Mystery night with poster girl and star performer Miss Scarlett, who dies mysteriously after allegedly calling a friend.

Expect a gripping night of tension, scandal and of course blood-spill as you try to get to the bottom of this tantalising mystery.

Proud Cabaret, Thurs 20 March, 7pm, £24 EVENT: ALBION VS IPSWICH TOWN Coming to the AMEX stadium this weekend is a game that will scupper one team’s dreams of promotion.

Albion will need to beat rivals Ipswich Town if they want to stand any chance of making the run as the campaign reaches a tense climax.

American Express Community Stadium Sat 22 Mar, 3pm, £25, £10, £5

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&FILM, ART&EVENTS FILM: NEED FOR SPEED (12A) Dir Scott Waugh If you loved EA Games’ NOX-fuelled street racer game of the nineties and noughties, then you’ll love this.

After being released from prison for a crime he didn’t commit, mechanic and street racer Tobey Marshall (Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad) prepares to get revenge on Dino, the arrogant business partner who framed him.

On general release now Showing at Odeon and Cineworld FILM: A LONG WAY DOWN (15) Dir: Pascal Chaumeil A darkly funny tale of four desperate strangers who form an unlikely pact. There's a washed-up former TV personality (Pierce Brosnan), a wannabe rock star turned pizza delivery boy (Aaron Paul), a stressed out single mother (Toni Collette) and an impulsive teenager with family problems (Imogen Poots). All wildly different, they do share one thing in common: they all want to kill themselves.

Released Fri 21 March Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

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detailing the vintage fashions of the ’60s and early ’70s. Curated by MA History of Design and Material Culture student E-J Scott, who specialises in combining dress history and local history.

Churchill Square Shopping Centre, Western Road. Until 27 March MUSIC: THE BEAUTIFUL WORD + ABI WADE This Kemptown Carnival fundraiser features two excellent Brighton acts; The Beautiful Word’s lovely, sugary pop confection has more bite than may seem obvious at first, as well as a strong ear for a tune, while the experimental cellist-percussionistvocalist Abi Wade can stop an audience in their tracks through her mesmerising presence alone.

St. George’s Church, Thurs 20 Mar, 7.30pm, £7

MUSIC: YOUNG KNIVES Brothers in music come to town

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ART: THE BIG ART SECRET 2 Grayson Perry, Graham Norton, David Cameron, George Osbourne and Andrew Marr join a list of other contemporary artists who have contributed postcard-sized works of art for an anonymous auction to benefit Wilfrid’s Hospice in Eastbourne. The auction, via bay, is active until 23 March.

Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434681. Until 23 March

MUSIC: SALSA CELTICA Semi-legendary Scottish band who deal whole-heartedly in, yep you guessed it, a fusion of salsa with celtic vibes. Since their debut album of 1997 they have secured their status as a top notch, get your dancing shoes on type outfit, a truly fantastic live proposition, and one of the very best.

The Old Market, Sunday 23 March, 7pm, £15

ART: CONCETTA TROTTA The clothes, shoes and accessories of Concetta Trotta, an Italian woman who lived in Brighton from the ’50s until her death last year are the centrepiece of the exhibition,

For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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ack in 2005, this three-piece, headed by the Dartnall brothers Henry and Thomas, and from the unlikely market town of Ashby-de-la-Zouch, won the Road to V competition, in those days a very prestigious honour the following year Bombay Bicycle Club won it - but it had been a long road already for this resilient band, who formed way back in the mid ‘90s. Originally called Simple Pastoral Existence, and then Pony Club, they thankfully changed their name to The Young Knives (eventually dropping the definite article prefix), itself a play on Young Knaves...

Anyway, back to the ’05, where after years of slogging it out, they finally delivered some knockout punches including the magnificent single The Decision, one of the definitive tracks of the post punk revival era, and the debut album Voices of Animals and Men, which was nominated for the Mercury Music Prize.

In those day the band purposefully looked like a bunch of nerdy civil servants/posh boys letting their short hair down for some serious indie action. Thomas Dartnall was even known as The House of Lords...

Roll on 2013, and the band remain resilient, never quite attaining making the big time, but still releasing excellent, leftfield and oddly structured records that remain largely influenced by new wave and post punk. Their fourth album Sick Octave is a thoroughly eclectic affair, once again showing Young Knives to be uncompromising about their music. “Last November we played a run of shows in the UK performing our new album Sick Octave from start to finish," says Henry Dartnall.

“It was a lot of fun and the addition of poetry, dance, visuals and theatrics made these shows really special for us. This March sees phase two of the show but this time it’s a mixture of the new album and choice picks from our back catalogue. With ‘Sicker Octave’ we are building on the theatrics of the last show but taking it to the next level. It’ll be a bit like We Will Rock You but with Queen actually performing their own songs and playing all the characters at the same time.”

The Haunt, Thursday 20 March, 7pm, £10

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Grace Clarke on the week’s best gigs

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or many years, Lollipop Fridays has moved around different clubs in Brighton including Shooshh, Hed Kandi and LIFE, but has managed to maintain its big name and good reputation. As the longest running urban night in Brighton, you would think it would still be a huge success.

Over the years Lollipop has built a community for the different cultures and opens its doors to hundreds of people every week. Recently Lollipop has been taking place at AMOS club at the bottom of Preston Street. The first two months there were great – good DJs, cheap drinks and the old school Lollipop vibe. They even had a few afrobeats performers which killed it and boosted their reputation even more. Then, a few weeks ago, Lollipop took a turn for the worse! The head promoter decided to move back to Zimbabwe to get married and build a house while the rest of the promo team held the fort and carried on.

The last Lollipop was three weeks ago as the club wasn’t seeing as many numbers as normal and even the regulars had stopped going. Rumour has it that the club is just too far from the main town clubs and that was the reason people stopped going. Persistent to carry on the Lollipop name the Lollipop girls are teaming up with Dot Dot Dot promotions to rebrand Lollipop completely and return at a brand new secret location. Even the famous Lollipop logo is being re-designed. No more pink flyers with tacky pictures of Mariah Carey. Instead, expect a crisp and sleek design to make a more sophisticated and flashy look but still with the good old friendly faces at the club. Dot Dot Dot promotions have never failed to put on a good night and with the Lollipop girls and crowd I’m sure this plan will work out well.

The launch of the brand new Lollipop is going to be on 4 April 2014. The club has been confirmed but is still a secret so my lips are sealed – for now.

Although I can reveal that Lollipop will be hitting a seafront club and will be monthly to start with. Until then, keep an eye out for the new Lollipop brand and event page on Facebook.

To keep your Friday nights busy until the launch I hear Wahkiki (next door to Shooshh) is the new place to be! It plays similar music to Lollipop and a few of the same people go and with the club’s Hawaiian beach décor it is a lovely place to go before Lollipop’s arrival!

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’m so grateful for this little bit of Abi Wade sunshine. My vitamin D intake has been so limited recently that I’d begun to trawl Google for the symptoms of rickets. They say I’m OK. Thank heaven’s because, it’s a very busy week.

Bombay Bicycle Club play their electronic ethereal-indie to a sold out Brighton Dome on Tuesday. I was a loathsome arrogant chump in my youth who decided to ignore bands that everybody else liked. I’m living to regret it now because there’s a lot to catch up on with these boys. This is their fourth studio album and they’re only 24, which is the most offensive fact I’ve heard all week.

If you’re a fan of The Crookes or Spector, but wish they were just a little angrier, make your way to The Green Door Store on Wednesday for Dexters – at £7 you can’t complain. Alternatively Sticky Mike’s have the wonderful Thomas Dybdahl for £5. It’s not an exaggeration to say his voice has a touch of the Jeff Buckleys about it, and at times Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon.

On Thursday you can turn up anywhere and there’ll be something great happening. St George’s Church hosts The Beautiful Word and Abi Wade. The Beautiful Word sing indie folk with quirky little voices while Abi Wade centres her performances around a cello which she plays like a drum. It’s £7 and well worth it. Alternatively, Young Knives – a distinctly British indie band with a metallic edge – are at The Haunt. Their most recent album, Sick Octave, was recorded entirely on found objects and eBay purchases. No wonder they were nominated for a Mercury Award.

Emperor The Stag, who released their debut album, Fantasy To Bleak, last month, are worth checking out at The Green Door store on the 21st. They’re not a million miles away from Doves, but they’ve got a jingle-jangle sound akin to The Shins or Death Cab For Cutie.

Brighton Undercover is back at The Prince Albert on the 23rd, with a host of currently unconfirmed Brighton artists covering their favourite Lou Reed tracks, which is bound to be a fitting tribute.

Finally on the 24th, you could either brighten up your Monday with some self-defined “melodic metalcore” from Our Hollow, Our Home at The Prince Albert for £3. Or there’s The Feeling at Concorde 2 for £18.50.

The only thing that could possibly make this night any better is if it were a joint headline with Mika.

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Tuesday 18 The Mentalist Channel Five, 9pm So Jane’s now working for the FBI – wonder if he gets the pension and benefits?... anyway, he starts this week checking the small ads to try and find out why a cartographer working on a government project was killed with a lethal cocktail of drugs.

Less mocking from baddies in the personals, more secret code.

Undercover Doctor: Cure Me I’m Gay Channel 4, 10pm This documentary sees Dr Christian Jessen undertake and investigate controversial gay ‘cures’ in both the UK and the USA. Offering himself up as a suitable case for treatment, this programme examines these extraordinary practices and what they say about modern attitudes.

Hair BBC3, 9pm Less mucking about in your bedroom with your mate’s collection of scrunchies, more mind-boggling artistic creations using the stuff that grows out of your head. Gob-smacking stuff hosted by Steve Jones and currently whittled down to the quarter final and only five remaining contestants.

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Alfie’s past finally catches up with him, and he is given a game-changing ultimatum. Shabnam encourages Masood to start dating again.

8.00 Holby City Zosia puts her career on the line when she goes head-to-head with the CEO, Ric struggles to deal with the fallout of last week’s hit and run while Jonny and Bonnie’s engagement creates waves on Darwin.

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5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Revenge Of The Egghead 6.30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog Gaby Roslin hosts, as two teams of three owners and their dogs go headto-head in a series of fun challenges.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip What happens when very old people have very poorly maintained pavement near their homes. Not. 8.00 The Great British Sewing Bee Claudia Winkleman presents the sewing contest.

9.00 An Hour To Save Your Life Medical science series exploring the life or death decisions facing doctors in the first critical hour of emergency care. Including 360 degree access to specialist clinicians both at the scene and in the hospital, plus candid testimony from the medics themselves.

10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah Millican talking about US drama, musical and gardening shows with Homeland’s David Harewood, Glee star Matthew Morrison and top horticulturalist Diarmuid Gavin.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of news.

11.20 Viking Art: A Culture Show Special Andrew Graham-Dixon explores the splendours of Viking art.

12.20am Sign Zone: The Great Sport Relief Bake Off 4.00 Love Hurts 4.30 Coping 5.00 Same But Different

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 11.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Coach Trip 12.35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 12.50 FILM: Bend Of The River (1952) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Four In A Bed 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Trevor is determined to bid farewell to his violent lifestyle, but Dirk may have made matters a whole lot worse.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Kirstie’s Best Of Both Worlds Property series with Kirstie Allsopp.

Kirstie meets Nick and Nikki, a couple whose ideal home can be no more than 30 minutes away from Bristol Southmead Hospital. Nick is an anaesthetist there, and when on call needs to get to work fast.

9.00 Food Prices: The Shocking Truth Jimmy Doherty goes on a global journey to find out why food prices have been rising. Taking some weekly shop essentials, he discovers that the cost of food reflects some of the big challenges of the 21st century.

10.00 Undercover Doctor: Cure Me I’m Gay See highlights.

11.00 Coppers Hard-hitting documentary series following British police officers. In this episode, traffic cops in Cambridgeshire reveal and discuss the hardest part of their job.

12.00am Random Acts 12.05 PokerStars.com EPT London 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.30 Trans World Sport 2.25 Beach Volleyball 3.20 Freesports On 4 3.45 Mobil 1 The Grid 4.10 Secret Removers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.30 The Big ‘Can’t Pay’ Debt Debate Following on from the series ‘Can’t Pay We’ll Take It Away!’ this debate explores how much we all owe, how easy it is to get credit, and why so many people end up financially out of control.

7.00 Highland Emergency Documentary series. RAF Rescue 137 responds to a massive car crash.

7.30 Police 5 Crime prevention series presented by Joe Crowley and Kate McIntyre. With Shaw Taylor.

8.00 Benidorm ER Documentary series following the staff and their British patients at the busy Clinica Benidorm hospital and the affiliated GP medical centre in the heart of the British quarter.

9.00 The Mentalist See highlights.

10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

As Benson and Stabler search for whoever murdered and raped a young woman they unearth a box of trinkets that may be a serial killer’s trophies.

10.55 Body Of Proof US mystery series.

11.55 Body Of Proof 12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 It Takes A Thief To Catch A Thief 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale David is furious with Alicia for keeping Priya’s secret.

Declan encourages Charity to go after more money in her divorce.

7.30 UEFA Champions League: Chelsea V Galatasaray Adrian Chiles is joined by Roy Keane and Lee Dixon for live Champions League action from Stamford Bridge as Didier Drogba returns to Chelsea for the first time with his new club Galatasaray. With the scores level at 1-1 from the first leg, Jose Mourinho will be confident his side can progress to the quarter-finals.

Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Matt Smith presents highlights of Chelsea v Galatasaray, which is finely poised after a 1-1 draw in Turkey in the first leg. It is bound to be an emotional affair as Chelsea favourite Didier Drogba returns to Stamford Bridge with his new team.

11.35 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries Series taking a look behind the scenes at Steve and Terri Irwin’s Australia Zoo. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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10.00 Pramface 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Hair 1.10 Pramface 1.40 Life And Death Row 2.40 The Cariad Show 3.00 Hair

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Weird Nature 8.30 Secrets Of Bones 9.00 Fossil Wonderlands: Nature’s Hidden Treasures 10.00 The First World War 10.50 What Do Artists Do All Day? 11.20 Hidden Histories: WW1’s Forgotten Photographs 12.20am The Golden Age Of Steam Railways

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 12.55am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.55am Murder, She Wrote 11.55 The House Of Eliott 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Home To Roost 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Whitechapel 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am A Touch Of Frost

3.00pm New Girl 3.30 The Mindy Project 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 How I Met Your Mother 8.05 Rude Tube 8.15 FILM: Doctor Dolittle (1998) 10.00 Troy 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube 2012

12.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A Place In The Sun 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Building The Dream 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am Grand Designs 1.20 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb

11.00am Air Force (1943) 1.25pm The House On 92nd Street (1945) 3.10 Moonfleet (1955) 4.55 Sink The Bismarck!

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Wednesday 19 W1A BBC2, 10pm The comedy sequel to Twenty Twelve sees Ian Fletcher moving on from the Olympic Games and taking up his new post as head of values at the BBC. First order of the day is to find a desk in a building designed to have no desks. Second order, address the uneasy rumour that the Cornish are not represented at the Beeb.

First Dates Channel 4, 10pm Actually compulsive viewing, and fine to be a late arriver at this dinner party. Channel 4 acts as cupid setting up a variety of couples for an evening’s meal and conversations. Young, old, rockers and Tango-orange tanned – there’s no exclusion here as love, hate or indifference pulls up a chair to join them.

Storyville: Brakeless – Why Trains Crash BBC4, 10pm This documentary tells the story of one of Japan’s biggest train crashes in modern history – caused when a driver tried to catch up on a delay of just 80 seconds. Looking at the pressures of punctuality, as well as personal accounts from those affected by the crash. Crikey.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Rip Off Britain: Food 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 4.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain.

9.00 Crimewatch Series of dramatised reconstructions and police appeals for help in solving crimes.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Crimewatch Update Updates on recently featured cases. Don’t have nightmares.

10.45 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.

11.15 The Michael McIntyre Chat Show Celebrity chat with awardwinning comedian Michael McIntyre.

Michael is joined by Top Gear presenter, broadcaster and journalist Jeremy Clarkson, reigning Strictly Come Dancing champion Abbey Clancy and actor Sir David Jason. Sir David talks about the return of Only Fools and Horses which is back on screens after a ten-year absence with an eagerly awaited sketch for BBC’s Sport Relief that sees David Beckham join Del Boy and Rodney in Peckham.

12.00am Blandings 12.30 Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

6.00am Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 6.30 Homes Under The Hammer 7.30 Rip Off Food 8.15 Wanted Down Under 9.00 Inside The Animal Mind 10.00 Food & Drink 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 The Budget 2014 3.00pm Coast 3.25 Bergerac 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

4.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.15pm Budget 2014 – An ITV News Special 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Revenge Of The Egghead 6.30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques Road Trip.

8.00 Collectaholics Mel Giedroyc and antiques expert Mark Hill help collectors in crisis as they comfort, catalogue, curate, clear out and showcase precious items. Nigel has more than 500 stuffed animals and now wants to add a giraffe to his collection, or at least all 9ft of its head and neck. As well as getting his entire collection valued, Mark and Mel are on a mission to sell off his excess items to raise the funds needed. Bob has over 1000 pieces of Mason’s pottery, but is struggling to fit them into his home after having to downsize, and needs to sell off some of the pieces.

9.00 Line Of Duty Police drama series.

10.00 W1A See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman.

11.20 An Hour To Save Your Life 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.50 Sign Zone: The Great Sport Relief Bake Off 4.00 Science Britannica – Learning Zone 5.00 Life On Planet Ant – Learning Zone 5.30 Virtually There 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Monarch Butterfly – Spectacle

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Donna pays an unexpected visit to Bob. 7.30 Coronation Street Marcus’s guilt weighs heavily. Will Roy get back to normal?

8.00 You Saw Them Here First Robert Webb narrates the second of a two-part programme that searches the archives to reveal the television debuts of some of Britain’s most popular stars.

9.00 Law & Order: UK Crime drama series about the two vital parts of the criminal justice system – the police who investigate crime and the Crown Prosecution Service who bring the offenders to trial. When Ronnie and Joe investigate the fatal stabbing of Dr Philip Gardner, a psychiatrist with a caseload of violent adolescent patients, their first instinct is to question the young people he was treating.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 On Assignment Mark Austin returns to Rwanda 20 years on from the savage genocide and hears powerful stories of survival.

11.10 Harry’s South Pole Heroes Two-part documentary following the Walking with the Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge 2013.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Negative Reaction 4.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 11.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Coach Trip 12.35 River Cottage Bites 1.00 FILM: The Badlanders (1958) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Four In A Bed 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cindy braces herself for some tough questioning. John Paul must face up to his attacker in his plea hearing.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Secret Eaters Anna Richardson presents the documentary series that examines the psychology of eating.

Helena and Murray have been happily married for 22 years, but their weight gain is giving them a lot more to have and hold on to than they would choose ideally.

9.00 Peter Kay Live At The Bolton Albert Halls Stand-up comedy from Peter Kay in front of a hometown audience, featuring his usual humorous observations of family life and social interaction.

10.00 First Dates See highlights.

10.55 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under Dr Christian Jessen teams up with Antipodean physicians Sam Hay, Ginni Mansberg and Brad McKay to bring a unique Australian flavour to the successful medical series. The first programme features a woman who is upset about having inverted nipples.

12.00am Random Acts 12.05 FILM: Brokeback Mountain (2005) 2.20 FILM: Bigger Than Life (1956) 4.00 Location, Location, Location 4.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Gadget Show 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Virtual Lies (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away A funeral rocks the Bay, as one inhabitant feels the pressure to deliver a truthful eulogy.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Dangerous Drivers’ School Documentary series following three driving instructors as they take to task some of the most reckless, nervous and downright dangerous drivers on British roads today.

8.00 The Drive-By Slayers: Born To Kill? Documentary. Between May 2005 and August 2006, Dale and Jeff Hausner, later joined by Samuel Dieteman, turned drive-by shootings into sport. This doc delves deeper.

9.00 NCIS American crime drama.

Gibbs continues to work with Captain Wescott while he retraces his steps to help the team track a terrorist.

10.00 Castle Quirky US crime drama.

The detective investigating the death of Beckett’s mother is himself killed, leaving Castle with two murders.

10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series.

When the CSI team visit their favourite local restaurant, they stumble upon a crime scene.

11.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series.

12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Botched Up Bodies: Abroad 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Champions League 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Champions League 12.00pm The Footballers’ Football Show 1.00 Revista De La Liga 2.00 Premier League Review 3.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 4.00 Premier League 100 Club 5.00 Champions League 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 LIVE Champions League 10.15 What’s The Story? 11.15 Total Rugby 11.45 Football Gold 12.00am UEFA Champions League 1.00 What’s The Story? 2.00 UEFA Champions League 3.00 What’s The Story? 4.00 UEFA Champions League 5.00 What’s The Story?

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Modern Day Classics 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 8.00 ICC World T20 Zone 10.00 ICC World T20 Zone 12.00am Ashes Modern Day Classics 1.00 ICC World T20 Zone 3.00 ICC World T20 Zone 5.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Revista De La Liga 10.00 Cycling – Tirreno Adriatico 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Snow Unleashed 12.00pm Premier League Review 1.00 Premier League 100 Club 2.00 Champions League 3.00 FL72 Review 4.00 Premier League Review 5.00 Revista De La Liga 6.00 Football Asia 6.30 Snow Unleashed 7.00 World Pool Masters 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 World Pool Masters 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Max Power 12.00am Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 World Pool Masters 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 Haute Route Cycling 3.30 Total Rugby 4.00 World Pool Masters 5.00 Boots ‘n’ All

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12.00pm NCIS: LA (x2) 2.00 Harrow: A Very British School 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 LIVE: Live UEFA Champions League 10.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo 11.00 NCIS: LA 12.00am Miami SWAT

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 The School That Rocks 9.00 Who Needs Ibiza?

The Great British Holiday 10.00 Bad Education 10.30 Impractical Jokers 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Who Needs Ibiza?

1.30 Impractical Jokers 2.00 Prostitution: What’s The Harm? 3.00 Bad Education

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Edward VII: Prince Of Pleasure 9.00 How To Get Ahead: At Renaissance Court 10.00 Brakeless – Why Trains Crash. See highlights. 11.00 Parks And Recreation (x2) 11.40 The Walshes 12.15am Great Barrier Reef 1.15 Shipwrecks

5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Party Wright Around The World 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Educating Joey Essex 11.50 The Big Reunion 2014 12.50am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Home To Roost 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.05 Law & Order: UK 12.10am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

3.00pm New Girl 3.30 Happy Endings 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 The Tomorrow People 10.00 Rude Tube 2012 11.00 My Mad Fat Diary 12.05am Brooklyn Nine-Nine

10.40am FILM: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969) 12.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Building The Dream 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 FILM: P.S. I Love You (2007) 11.30 Embarrassing Bodies 12.35am Grand Designs

11.00am Dragoon Wells Massacre (1957) 12.45pm Across The Wide Missouri (1951) 2.20 Escape To Victory (1981) 4.40 Carry On Dick (1974) 6.30 Chocolat (2000) 9.00 Robin Hood (2010) 11.40 Changing Lanes (2001) 1.35am Xala (1975) 4.00 Close

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Thursday 20 Davina – Beyond Breaking Point For Sport Relief BBC1, 9pm Anyone who has ever watched Streetmate or original Big Brother knows that Davina McCall generally has more energy than the toys in the battery adverts. She’s even got several workout DVDs under her belt. However... this Sport Relief challenge pushes her to the limit.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Channel 4, 10pm Jimmy Carr looks clever in the middle underneath the big clock once again as Sean Lock and Jon Richardson do their best to show they have maths and spelling skills. It’s been a while since school tested them. David O’Doherty is in Dictionary Corner and Joe Wilkinson ‘helps’.

The Big Reunion 2014 ITV2, 9pm Time to check out if that schoolyard crush had come true, what your wishful thinking hubbie or wifey would look like and act like now. Gareth Gates – you’re a lovely man who seems to speak sweetly, Kenzie you seem nice but are eclipsed by owning the world’s biggest chest. Ever. Now, can they still sing?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Rip Off Britain: Food 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 4.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Alfie knows what he has to do, but will he be able to go through with it? It is judgement day in Albert Square, and repercussions are felt all round.

8.00 Holiday Hit Squad Angela Rippon, Helen Skelton and Joe Crowley explore how to make the very best of a holiday break and investigate how to make sure holidays across the globe live up to their promise. Angela investigates the dangers of safari holidays and is on call with the medics at a Turkish A&E department, where she meets Brits with broken bones. Joe checks into a neglected hotel in Malta whose decline from its glory days has resulted in scathing online reviews.

9.00 Davina – Beyond Breaking Point For Sport Relief See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents the topical debate from Warrington. On the panel are chief secretary to the Treasury Danny Alexander MP, and Labour’s shadow health secretary, Andy Burnham MP. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week.

12.20am Skiing Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.05am Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 6.35 Homes Under The Hammer 7.35 Rip Off Food 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Fake Or Fortune?

10.05 Gardeners’ World 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Lifeline 1.10 War Walks 1.40 British Isles: A Natural History 2.40 Cagney And Lacey 3.25 Bergerac 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

4.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Revenge Of The Egghead 6.30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Take a trip and buy an old thing - make money.

8.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure Cookery series in which the Hairy Bikers tour the birthplaces of favourite Asian cuisines. Korean food is set to be the next big thing in the UK so the bikers want to find out what’s coming our way. On a night out with some young Seoulites, they discover a cuisine that doesn’t pull any punches when it comes to flavour, including Korean BBQ and fried chicken.

9.00 Turks And Caicos Documentary.

10.35 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Laura Kuenssberg.

11.25 The Restaurant Man Coventry mother of ten Nahida is used to cooking for big numbers, so she’s decided that opening a restaurant offering the same tasty Asian fusion food she cooks at home will allow her to make money from what she does best.

12.25am Sign Zone: Panorama 12.55 Sign Zone: The Great Sport Relief Bake Off 4.00 Poets In Person 4.30 Simon Armitage, Writing Poems 5.00 Once Upon A Time 5.40 The Big Wheel 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Stoat – Play

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 Regional News; Weather 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale A blast from the past for Marlon on his birthday.

Charity is on the warpath.

7.30 After The Floods: Tonight This winter, Britain was battered by some of the most extreme weather ever experienced. With water levels now receding, Fiona Foster looks at the lasting impact of the floods.

8.00 Emmerdale Marlon is shocked and angered by Donna’s revelation.

Belle struggles to contain her guilt.

8.30 Ade At Sea New series in which Adrian Edmondson explores Britain’s maritime past and its influence today. In the first episode, Ade sails into Brixham Harbour.

9.00 Dangerous Dogs Two-part documentary which takes a graphic look at the dramatic rise in the number of dog attacks in the UK. In the first episode, Birmingham dog warden Kelly Evans, who was hospitalised after an attack, fights to save a vicious Akita abandoned in squalid conditions.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Edge Of Heaven Comedy drama series set in a Margate guesthouse.

11.35 The Last Word 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 After The Floods: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 11.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Coach Trip 12.35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 12.50 FILM: Sea Devils (1953) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Four In A Bed 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Trevor’s revenge is under way.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 The Hoarder Next Door Psychotherapist Stelios Kiosses and his team of experts try to help six of Britain’s most extreme hoarders cure their addiction. We meet hospital administrator Margaret from Lancashire who lives in a very cluttered household and regularly eats out-of-date food.

9.00 Inside Rolls-Royce Taking a look behind the scenes at the British car brand’s Goodwood factory as they manufacture a vehicle named the Celestial, a bespoke car featuring an interior studded with diamonds. It is the most expensive model they have ever produced.

10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown See highlights.

11.05 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series following staff and patients on a labour ward at Southmead hospital.

12.05am Undercover Doctor: Cure Me I’m Gay 1.00 Random Acts 1.05 First Dates 2.00 Katie: My Beautiful Friends 2.55 Food: What’s Really In Your Trolley?: Dispatches 3.25 Shop Secrets: Tricks Of The Trade 3.55 Location, Location, Location 4.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 –7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 It Takes A Thief To Catch A Thief 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: LA 3.15 FILM: Rosamunde Pilcher’s Spring (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hannah and Zac track down the mystery girl who was at the funeral and they learn her name, as well as a massive secret.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 The Travellers’ Secret Cash Stash For ten months of every year, a crooked minority of Irish Travellers blaze a trail through Europe, running scams, out-foxing local law enforcement and making hundreds of thousands of euros in the process.

Investigative journalist Paul Connolly travels across the continent to infiltrate the secretive world of Traveller con men.

8.00 It Takes A Thief To Catch A Thief Anti-crime documentary series.

9.00 The Hotel Inspector The Green Man pub and hotel in Wembley is right by one of the country’s biggest draws for sports fans, but bad reviews and old-fashioned bedrooms are putting off guests.

10.00 Botched Up Brides Documentary looking at the increase in women opting to have cosmetic surgery ahead of their weddings, and what happens when ops go wrong.

11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Documentary series.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Booze, Bust-Ups And Brothels: Soho Blues 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 UEFA Champions League 10.00 What’s The Story? 11.00 Football Asia 11.30 Total Rugby 12.00pm UEFA Champions League 1.00 What’s The Story?

2.00 UEFA Champions League 3.00 What’s The Story? 4.00 Football Asia 4.30 Barclays Premier League World 5.00 FL72 Preview 6.00 Ringside 7.00 Super League Superstars 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.15 FL72 Preview 11.15 Super League: Grand Final Gold 11.30 Super League Superstars 12.00am Super League 1.00 FL72 Preview 2.00 Ringside 3.00 Super League 4.00 FL72 Preview 5.00 Ringside

Sky Sports 2 6.00am World Pool Masters 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 ICC World T20 Zone 1.00pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 5.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 6.00 Rugby Club 7.00 LIVE Darts: Premier League 10.30 ICC World T20 Zone 12.30am Darts: Premier League 4.00 Super League Superstars 4.30 World Pool Masters 5.25 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Watersports World 9.00 World Pool Masters 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Snow Unleashed 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 World Pool Masters 2.00 Snow Unleashed 2.30 Football Asia 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 World Pool Masters 5.00 WWE Vintage 6.00 Snow Unleashed 6.30 UEFA Champions League 7.30 LIVE Netball Superleague 10.00 WWE From The Vault 10.30 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.30am WWE NXT 1.30 Barclays Premier League World 2.00 Rugby Club 3.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.30 Premier League World 4.00 Rugby Club 5.00 Super League Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Hair 9.00 Junior Paramedics 10.00 Bluestone 42 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Bluestone 42 1.00 Junior Paramedics 2.00 Hair 3.00 Junior Paramedics

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.30 Brushing Up On... 9.00 Arena: Whatever Happened To Spitting Image? 10.00 The Walshes 10.30 Some Football Managers With Jokes 11.00 Timewatch: QE2 The Final Voyage 12.00am Queens Of Heartache

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 The Big Reunion 2014. See highlights. 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Dads 11.15 Mom (x2) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

11.35am The House Of Eliott 12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.50 Duty Free 4.20 Home To Roost 4.55 Second Thoughts 5.25 The Upper Hand 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 The Scapegoat 10.05 Wire In The Blood 11.05 Law & Order: UK 12.10am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 The Inbetweeners 10.00 Fresh Meat 10.55 Troy 11.55 Rude Tube 1.00am 2 Broke Girls 1.30 Revenge

10.55am FILM: A Man Alone (1955) 12.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Building The Dream 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Southland 11.55 Grand Designs (x2) 2.05am The Good Wife

11.00am In The Mood For Love (2000) 12.55pm The Spoilers (1955) 2.35 That Touch Of Mink (1962) 4.35 Major Dundee (1965) 7.00 500 Days Of Summer (2009) 9.00 Escape From Alcatraz (1979) 11.15 Bronson (2008) 1.05am The Keep (1983) 3.10 Close

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Friday 21 Mastermind BBC2, 8pm John Humphries presents another semi final of the quiz with the black chair – and just enough questions you can get right in the general knowledge round without feeling like it’s dead easy or impenetrable. Specialist subjects include Clement Attlee, James Herriott, Tutankhamun, Joseph Cornell and English history.

Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Channel 4, 8pm In the Marvel universe everything’s a little more marvellous as Coulson and Melinda find out new information about Skye’s biological parents.

Woo hoo! Tiny steps closer... But in bigger news, the team investigate a problem at the S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy.

FILM: Max Payne Film4, 9pm Just as stupid as the film implies, and sometimes a massive dollop of stupid is exactly what you’re after on a Friday night. Based on a video game, and starring Mark Wahlberg, an NYPD detective goes on the rampage as he becomes obsessed with discovering who killed his wife and child. Ridonkulous.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Rip Off Britain: Food 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 4.15 New: Sport Relief Does Glee Club 2014: Final 5.15 Pointless Celebrities: Sport Relief 2014 6.00 BBC News At Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

6.30 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

7.00 Sport Relief 2014 Sport Relief 2014. That’s this year, which means running and jumping, and maybe some stuff involving snow – it is the year of the Winter Olympics after all, but then perhaps the weather has been more conducive to synchronised swimming. There will definitely be lots of sweating and probably a lot of swearing could be found on the cutting floor, but suffice to say – if you haven’t been the one getting all fit and doing these great things for a great cause the very least you can do from the sofa is pick up the phone and alleviate your guilt with a pledge to charity. Cheaper than a gym membership (possibly) and less guiltinducing for the rest of the year.

10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

10.25 South East Today The latest news, sport, weather and features from the South East of England.

10.35 Sport Relief 2014 Sport Relief 2014.

1.00am EastEnders 2.30 Weatherview 2.35 BBC News

6.05am Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 6.35 Homes Under The Hammer 7.35 Rip Off Food 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.05 Pound Shop Wars 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Cooking 1.20 War Walks 1.50 The Nature Of Britain 2.40 Cagney And Lacey 3.25 Bergerac 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

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5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Revenge Of The Egghead Quiz hosted by Jeremy Vine.

6.30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts travel across the UK searching for treasures that will make the most profit at auction. It is a new road trip and veteran antiques experts Anita Manning and Philip Serrell are travelling through the north of England in their classic car.

8.00 Mastermind See highlights.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.

9.00 A Very British Renaissance A Very British Renaissance.

10.00 Sport Relief 2014 Huff and puff and phew!

10.40 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis.

11.10 FILM: Revolutionary Road (2008) Starring Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Shannon, Kathy Bates, Richard Easton. Drama based on Richard Yates’s acclaimed novel. April and Frank Wheeler are a young, thriving couple living with their two children in a Connecticut suburb in the mid-1950s. Their self-assured exterior masks a creeping frustration at their inability to feel fulfilled in their relationships or careers.

1.05am Sign Zone: Question Time 2.05 Sign Zone: Wild Brazil

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 11.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Coach Trip 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.45 FILM: The Man From Colorado (1948) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Four In A Bed 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will Robbie step up and do the right thing? Peri considers revealing all. Nancy is left with food for thought, while Mercedes concocts an elaborate plan to save her brother from prison.

7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights.

9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows.

10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker present the comedy show looking back at significant moments of the past seven days. The trio are joined by comedian Frank Skinner.

10.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock.

11.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US sitcom about a group of New York City police detectives. Santiago decides to host a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for all of her colleagues at the precinct.

12.05am FILM: Juno (2007) 1.45 Random Acts 1.50 The Simpsons 2.15 Happy Endings 2.35 Happy Endings 2.55 Franklin & Bash 3.35 The Good Wife 4.20 SuperScrimpers 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.20 FILM: Jane Doe: Ties That Bind (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away John finally agrees to release Jett from his servitude.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked tech consumer show. Jason and Rachel check out 3D projectors.

8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series.

9.00 Booze, Bust-Ups & Brothels: Soho Blues Documentary fly-on-thewall series looking at life on one of the busiest beats of Central London’s cops and ambulance services. All aboard the ‘booze bus’ for a night on patrol with the ambulance dedicated to dealing with drunks.

10.00 NCIS: LA Spin-off drama series. When an ex-marine now working for a private security firm is accused of murdering a businessman in Iraq, the team try to get their hands on him before his employers dish out their own form of justice.

11.00 CSI: NY US crime drama series.

The CSIs discover the body of a woman dressed in a ballgown after draining a lake in search of a murder weapon.

11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Dangerous Drivers’ School 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 FL72 Preview 10.00 Rugby Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League World 11.30 Super League Superstars 12.00pm Super League 1.00 FL72 Preview 2.00 Rugby Club 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Super League Superstars 4.00 Super League 5.00 Rugby Club 6.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 6.30 Fantasy Football Club 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.15 Fantasy Football Club 11.15 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.45 Super League: Grand Final Gold 12.00am Super League 1.00 Fantasy Football Club 2.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 Super League 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Marlon is adamant that Donna should leave.

7.30 Coronation Street A familiar face returns. Will Stella make a move on Kal? Can Todd manipulate Julie?

8.00 Student Nurses: Bedpans And Bandages An observational series which follows student nurses at different stages of their training, revealing the challenges they face both in the classroom and on the wards. In this episode, former carpet fitter Alistair gets his first taste of surgery, children’s nurse Joanne tries to conceal her emotions and mature student Dany gets back to basics.

8.30 Coronation Street Kevin struggles to adjust. Maria comes face-to-face with Marcus and Todd.

9.00 Edge Of Heaven Comedy drama series set in a Margate guesthouse. Still reeling at the news that Carly is now dating his egotistical South African boss Maartie, Alfie decides to take him on in the Margate fun run.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Duplicity (2009) Starring Clive Owen, Julia Roberts, Tom Wilkinson, Paul Giamatti and David Shumbris. Comedy drama set in the world of corporate espionage.

12.55am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

Sky Sports 2 9.00am LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 5.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 6.00 Carp World Cup 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 ICC World T20 Zone 10.00 ICC World T20 Zone 12.00am Tight Lines 1.00 Carp World Cup 2.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 2.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 3.00 Ashes Modern Day Classics 3.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 4.00 ICC World T20 Zone

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Darts: Premier League 3.00pm LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 2.00am ATP Tour Uncovered 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 Tight Lines 4.00 Carp World Cup 5.00 Super League

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7.00pm FILM: Alice In Wonderland (2010) 8.40 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 Life And Death Row 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Pramface 1.00 Impractical Jokers 1.30 Who Needs Ibiza?

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Transatlantic Sessions 8.00 In Their Own Words: 20th Century Composers 9.00 The Rolling Stones Return To Hyde Park: Sweet Summer Sun 10.10 The Rolling Stones At The BBC 10.55 Brothers In Arms 11.55 The Kinks At The BBC 1.00am The Rolling Stones At The BBC

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) 11.20 Take Me Out 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.30 Mom (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Home To Roost 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Secrets From The Workhouse 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am FILM: Changeling (2008)

1.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 New Girl 3.30 Happy Endings 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 Troy 9.00 FILM: Aliens (1986) 12.10am How I Met Your Mother (x2)

10.35am FILM: Operation Petticoat (1959) 12.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Building The Dream 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Italian Job (1969) 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Grand Designs (x2) 2.15 Nashville

11.00am The Black Tent (1956) 12.50pm Bhowani Junction (1956) 3.00 The Great Sioux Massacre (1965) 5.05 Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 6.55 The Wedding Planner (2001) 9.00 Max Payne.

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Saturday 22 The Plantagenets BBC2, 8.30pm Sink your teeth into this juicy documentary about Britain’s most dysfunctional, yet longest ruling royal dynasty. Professor Robert Bartlett takes us on a journey back to the 1100s, when a feud between Richard II and his sons John and Richard the Lionheart threatens to destroy the mighty empire.

Hostages Channel4, 8pm There’s no peace for characters in this gripping American drama series. Duncan locks the Sandards family in a room while he rallies troops to hunt for a dangerous sniper in New York City. Meanwhile, Duncan’s mother-in-law Kate tells Burton she wants to expose the president. Mother-in-laws, eh!

Celebrity Juice ITV2, 10pm It’s like a Scandinavian hair salon in the Juice studio, with Keith Lemon flanked by blonde bombshells Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby. Joining the panel to discuss the week’s celebrity gossip is the fiery Paloma Faith and ex-Boyzone heart throb Ronan Keating. Great start to a brand new series!

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm Football Focus 12.45 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 BBC News 1.10 South East Today 1.15 Bargain Hunt 1.45 Escape To The Country 2.45 Davina - Beyond Breaking Point For Sport Relief 3.45 Reflex 4.30 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.25 Sport Relief: The Best Bits 6.45 The Voice UK Four of the biggest names in music – Sir Tom Jones, Kylie Minogue, Ricky Wilson and will.i.am – look for a singing talent, chosen purely on the quality of their voice.

8.40 The National Lottery Live Kate Garraway presents a live show from Lottery HQ, including the Lotto and Thunderball draws and a performance by Little Mix. 8.50 The Voice UK Results Four of the biggest names in music – Sir Tom Jones, Kylie Minogue, Ricky Wilson and will.i.am – look for a new singing talent, chosen purely on the quality of their voice.

9.25 Casualty Ethan’s conscience is tested when an activist asks him to hide his secrets, while Rita and Zoe help a desperate prisoner repair his relationship with his mother.

10.15 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of eight Premier League fixtures, including Chelsea’s London derby with Arsenal.

The two sides may have drawn 0-0 at the Emirates earlier this season, but matches at Stamford Bridge in recent years have proven to be entertaining fare, with Chelsea winning three times compared to Arsenal’s two.

12.05am The Football League Show 1.25 Weatherview 1.30 BBC News

6.15am Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 6.45-8.45 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 9.15 Life On Earth 10.10 The Nature Of Britain 11.00 Fred Dibnah’s Made In Britain 11.30 Great British Railway Journeys 12.00pm James Martin: Home Comforts 12.30 Mary Berry Cooks 1.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 1.05 Gregory Peck: Talking Pictures 1.35 FILM: Spellbound (1945) 3.25 Ingrid Bergman: Talking Pictures 4.00 FILM: Notorious 5.40 Flog It! Trade Secrets

6.00-7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Om Nom Stories 7.20 Sooty 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Almost Naked Animals 7.50 Adventure Time 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 The Aquabats!

Super Show! 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Dinner Date 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 12.00pm The Chase 1.00 The Unforgettable Noele Gordon 1.30 Midsomer Murders 3.30 FILM: Kindergarten Cop (1990) 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! A-Z Of Animals Harry Hill takes an alphabetical safari through videos... but will he find a video to go with X? 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Guest announcers this time are the legendary Muppets, Samuel L Jackson and Scarlett Johansson. Christine Bleakley is put through her paces in another sidesplitting I’m a Celebrity, Get Out of Me Ear! 8.25 The Cube Backed by his family, 64-year-old Fred takes a no-nonsense approach to the Cube, while personal trainer Annette hopes she can stay calm under pressure.

9.25 The Americans Cold War drama series following two KGB agents posing as Americans.

Elizabeth receives a distress signal and Phillip tries to work out what the consequences of their last operation will be for his family.

10.20 ITV News & Weather 10.35 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004) Bridget’s back, along with her big knickers and some even bigger dramas. Will our diary-keeping heroine stick with the lovely Mr. Darcy, or will the devestingly handsom badboy Daniel Cleaver charm his way back into her life? Starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant.

12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Trans World Sport 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.25 Frasier 9.55 The Big Bang Theory 10.20 The Big Bang Theory 10.45 How I Met Your Mother 11.15 How I Met Your Mother 11.45 The Simpsons 12.15pm The Simpsons 12.40 Undercover Boss USA 1.40 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me

6.00-7.40am Children’s TV 7.40 City Of Friends 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 The Dog Rescuers 10.30 It Takes A Thief To Catch A Thief 11.30 Police Interceptors 12.30pm Ice Road Truckers 1.30 FILM: The Bridge At Remagen (1969) 3.45 FILM: Jesse Stone: Stone Cold (2005) 5.30 FILM: Columbo: Old Fashioned Murder (1976) 6.50 Longmire Crime drama series, based on the mystery novel series by Craig Johnson.

7.40 NCIS Drama series. The team investigates when a picture taken by a blind photographer reveals that a young petty officer has been murdered.

8.35 NCIS When Shepard heads off to a conference, Gibbs is made acting director of the NCIS - but he prefers to ignore his duties and lead the team in the investigation of a man found dead in a taxi.

9.25 5 News Weekend 9.30 Live Boxing: The Maxi Nutrition Knockout Danny McIntosh from Norwich takes on Travis Dickinson from Preston, then Matty Clarkson fights Lee Duncan.

Presented by Mark Pougatch.

10.45 Live International Boxing: European Super-Bantamweight Title - Kid Galahad v Sergio Prado Kid Galahad now challenges the current EBU-EU champion, Spaniard Sergio Prado, at Ponds Forge Arena in Sheffield for the vacant European super- bantamweight title.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Drive-By Slayers: Born To Kill? 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 The Funky Valley Show 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 The Funky Valley Show Highland games. 5.40 Hana’s Helpline 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 Ringside 7.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 8.00 Fantasy Football Club 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm LIVE Championship 2.30 Saturday Team Talk 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 LIVE Ford Saturday Night Football 8.00 Saturday Night Football - Game Of The Day 10.00 Saturday Night Football - Game Of The Day 11.30 Championship 12.00am Saturday Reloaded 1.00 Saturday Night Football – Match Choice 2.30 Saturday Night Football – Match Choice 4.00 Saturday Night Football – Match Choice 5.30 Championship

6.40 Don’t Panic! The Dad’s Army Story Victoria Wood presents the true story behind Britain’s timeless comedy. Includes footage of the cast on location and incredible personal tales about the making of the series.

7.30 Dad’s Army Mainwaring’s men are sent to guard the local POW camp, but problems occur in keeping them on the right side of the fence.

8.00 The Perfect Morecambe & Wise Compilation of the best bits of Morecambe and Wise.

8.30 The Plantagenets See highlights 9.30 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting.

10.15 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle Stewart Lee presents his unique view of the world.

10.45 Glasgow Big Night Out An affectionate portrait of Glasgow’s rich entertainment history, featuring interviews with the stars who braved some of the toughest venues in showbusiness, alongside footage of classic performances.

11.45 FILM: Savage Grace (2007) Starring Julianne Moore and Eddie Redmayne. The tempestuous marriage of wealthy Brooks to actress Barbara produces repressed only child Tony, who’s emotionally charged relationship with his mother takes a darker turn. 1.15am FILM: The Secret In Their Eyes (2010)

6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner host. The last to host in north London is comedian Boe Olaleye, who hopes his Africanthemed meal will impress his guests.

6.45 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.

7.05 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. US drama series about a team of secret agents operating in the Marvel universe. Coulson and Melinda find out new information about Skye’s parents. Their team members investigate the problem at the S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy.

8.00 Hostages See highlights.

9.00 FILM: Rush Hour 3 (2007) Starring Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan, In this action comedy the mismatched duo head off for a new adventure in Paris where they must protect a Frenchwoman who has knowledge of the Triad’s secret leaders. While in the City of Light, Inspector Lee also faces a very personal struggle with a Chinese criminal mastermind. Will this crime duo succeed in their mission?

10.40 FILM: Daredevil (2003) Starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Fantasy thriller based on the Marvel comic strip hero.

12.40am FILM: Election (1999) 2.25 The Good Wife 3.15 Hollyoaks Omnibus.

5.15 Deal Or No Deal.

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Tight Lines 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 4.55 LIVE Super League 6.55 LIVE Spanish Football 9.00 LIVE Spanish Football 11.00 ICC World T20 Zone 1.00am Super League 2.00 ICC World T20 Zone 4.00 ICC World T20 Zone

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Super Rugby 8.30 Super Rugby 11.00 Super Rugby 1.00pm Super Rugby Extra Time 1.30 IRB Sevens Rugby 2.00 ATP Masters Tennis 3.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 3.30am Sporting Greats 4.00 Super League 5.00 Carp World Cup

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10.00am Soccer AM 12.00pm WWE: Superstars 1.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 2.00 Sinbad 3.00 Futurama (x2) 4.00 Modern Family (x6) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Arrow 10.00 Revolution 11.00 FILM: Fantastic Four (2005) 1.05am A League Of Their Own (x2)

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.30 Doctor Who 8.20 Top Gear: Burma Special 9.25 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 11.10 Family Guy 11.30 Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy 12.20am Family Guy 12.45 Uncle 1.15 Uncle 1.45 Uncle 2.15 Uncle 2.45 Uncle 3.15 Uncle 3.45 Kerry

7.00pm David Attenborough’s First Life 8.00 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History 9.00 Inspector De Luca 10.50 The Genius Of David Bowie 11.50 Lou Reed Remembered 12.50am Top Of The Pops: 1979 1.30 Sounds Of The 70s 2 2.00 Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History

2.25pm You’ve Been Framed! Funniest 100 3.25 Britain’s Got More Talent 4.25 FILM: Babe: Pig In The City (1998) 6.15 FILM: About A Boy (2002) 8.15 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Crazy Beaches 11.20 Educating Joey Essex 12.20am FILM: The Bourne Supremacy (2004)

8.45am Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer 10.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.10pm FILM: To Kill A Mockingbird (1962) 3.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.55 Inspector Morse 6.55 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Endeavour 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.15am Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime

3.00pm Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 2 Broke Girls (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.00 The Tomorrow People 9.00 FILM: Lake Placid (1999) 10.40 Rude Tube 11.45 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am How I Met Your Mother (x2)

1.05pm FILM: The Quiet Man (1952) 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.50 Great Canal Journeys 7.55 Snowstorm: Britain’s Big Freeze 9.00 The Floods That Foiled New Year: Caught On Camera 10.00 The Storms That Stole Christmas 11.05 Britain’s Killer Storms 12.40am The Floods That Foiled New Year

11.00am Charlotte’s Web (2006) 1.00pm The Addams Family (1991) 2.55 Carry On Behind (1975) 4.40 Escape To Victory (1981) 7.00 Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 9.00 Priest (2011) 10.45 Alien 3 (1992) 1.00am Chopper (2000) 3.10 Close

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Sunday 23 Match Of The Day BBC1, 10.25pm Forget that Sunday feeling, it’s still technically the weekend and what better way to round it off than with a look back at highlights from the Premier League? Tottenham Hotspur take on Southampton, and Aston Villa entertain Stoke. Plus a review of some of the weekend’s top goals.

Mark Chapman presents.

Louis Theroux’s LA Stories BBC2 9pm Who let the dogs out? That’s what Louis Theroux’s asking (sort of) as he investigates LA’s huge dog population – including thousands of feral pit bulls. Along the way Louis meets the heroic ‘Dogman’ as well as the staff whose heartbreaking job it is to euthanize many of these unwanted canines.

The Taste USA E4, 7pm The luscious Nigella and her foodie team – Anthony Bourdain, Ludo Lefebvre (no, that’s not a typo) and Brian Malarkey undertake the second round of blind tastings where they only get to taste a single spoonful from each competitor. Whose lovingly prepared yet miniscule dish will win the fancy of the judges?

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6.00am Breakfast 7.25 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 The Sport Relief Games Show 3.15 Alex Against The Rock For Sport Relief 3.45 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 4.15 Escape To The Country 4.45 Songs Of Praise 5.20 Pointless Celebrities 6.05 Blandings Comedy series based on the stories by PG Wodehouse.

6.35 BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team.

6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Ellie visits the RSPB’s big reserve at Snettisham, Norfolk to see for what is being done to repair the storm damage. She also visits the RSPCA rescue centre where they are about to return seal pups back to the wild.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team set up for a busy day at Exeter Cathedral.

9.00 The Musketeers Queen Anne’s taking of the waters is cut short when her life is put in mortal danger.

Meanwhile Louis dines with wealthy German banker Count Mellendorf, who is looking for a French match for his beautiful daughter.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day See highlights.

11.25 FILM: Butterfly On A Wheel (2007) Starring Pierce Brosnan, Maria Bello and Gerard Butler, Twisted thriller. When a wealthy couple’s daughter is abducted, they find themselves at the mercy of her crazed and sociopathic kidnapper.

12.55am Weatherview 1.00 BBC News

6.00am FILM: Angels One Five (1954) 7.35 Mountain 8.35 Countryfile 9.30 Gardeners’ World 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.15pm Michel Roux’s Service 1.15 Michel Roux’s Service 2.15 I Know Where I’m Going 2.45 FILM: I Know Where I’m Going (1947) 4.15 Flog It! 5.00 Collectaholics

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7.10 Om Nom Stories 7.15 Om Nom Stories 7.20 Sooty 7.30 Scrambled!

7.35 Almost Naked Animals 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.10 Victorious 8.50 The Aquabats! Super Show!

9.25 ITV News 9.30 Murder, She Wrote 10.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.35 The Unforgettable Dudley Moore 12.05pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.00 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 2.25 All Star Family Fortunes 3.10 River Monsters 4.15 FILM: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Catchphrase Stephen Mulhern hosts the classic game show which asks viewers and contestants to say what they see.

8.00 Harry’s South Pole Heroes The three teams of wounded soldiers, representing the United Kingdom, the United States and the Commonwealth, and expedition patron Prince Harry face the challenge of racing more than 200 km across the Antarctic Plateau.

But will determination get them through extreme conditions?

9.00 Mr Selfridge Harry is desperate to clear his name after being implicated in Loxley’s dubious business dealings. Victor and Agnes endure some agonising soulsearching when a loved one returns, and Miss Mardle is forced to grapple with a romantic dilemma.

10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.15 You Saw Them Here First Robert Webb searches the archives to reveal the television debuts of popular British celebs.

11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership With the Six Nations over, the clubs are back at full strength for the domestic run-in.

12.15am The Store 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freesports On 4 7.30 Challenge Wanaka Triathlon 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.35pm Secret Eaters 1.35 The Big Bang Theory 2.05 The Big Bang Theory 2.35 How I Met Your Mother 3.05 How I Met Your Mother 3.35 The Simpsons 4.05 The Simpsons 4.35 Deal Or No Deal 5.40 Channel 4 News

6.00-8.15am Children’s Television 8.15 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.50 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 Access 10.50 FILM: Arthur And The Invisibles (2006) 12.30pm FILM: Hoodwinked (2005) 2.05 FILM: Zoom: Academy For Superheroes (2006) 3.50 FILM: The Witches (1990) 5.35 5 News Weekend 5.40 FILM: The Great Escape (1963) 9.00 The First Great Escape This documentary uses original accounts and diaries to tell the story of a break out from the notorious Holzminden camp in Hanover by 29 British prisoners of war.

10.00 The Great Escape: Revealed Following an evening dedicated the Great Escape, this documentary follows a team of archaeologists and veterans as they travel to Germany in order to search for the real-life tunnel immortalised in the Steve McQueen movie.

11.00 FILM: A Bridge Too Far (1977) Starring Dirk Bogarde, James Caan, Michael Caine, Sean Connery, Edward Fox, Laurence Olivier, Ryan O’Neal, Gene Hackman and Anthony Hopkins. A classic action-packed film with an all-star cast re-creating the fateful World War II battle for Arnhem. The First Airborne Division parachutes into occupied Holland in 1944 as part of Operation Market Garden, an ambitious Allied plan to capture six Dutch bridges and cut off the Germans, but events conspire to threaten the whole operation. Based on the book by Cornelius Ryan.

2.25am SuperCasino 3.10 Dangerous Drivers’ School 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.20 Make It Big 4.50 Five VOD 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Five VOD 5.40 Hana’s Helpline. 5.50 Hana’s Helpline.

6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Saturday Night Football – Match Choice 8.00 Game Changers 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 12.30pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 7.30 LIVE Spanish Football 10.15 Ford Football Special 11.45 Spanish Football Gold 12.00am Spanish Football 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 Spanish Football Gold 2.45 Spanish Football Gold 3.00 Spanish Football 4.00 Ford Football Special 5.30 Spanish Football Gold 5.45 Spanish Football Gold

6.00 The Hairy Bikers: Restoration Road Trip In Derbyshire the Hairy Bikers tackle a hundred-year-old cotton spinning mule that has laid dormant for decades and attempt to weave their own Hairy Biker cloth.

7.00 Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom The forests of Karen State were once home to a thriving population of tigers, but this region has been isolated by war for over 60 years and little is known about the fate of the animals. What they discover could change the future of Burma’s forests forever.

8.00 Lambing Live: Farming Families Kate Humble looks at what life is really like for farmers across the UK, and shares her own fledgling experiences of the farming life. We meet some of the families working hard to put food on our tables.

9.00 Louis Theroux’s LA Stories See highlights.

10.00 Mock The Week Looks Back At... Royals The Mock the Week team unearth more classic themed material from the show’s archives.

10.30 Line Of Duty Police drama series.

11.30 FILM: London River (2009) Drama about two strangers linked by the 7/7 London bombings.

12.55am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.50 Sign Zone: Holby City 2.50 Sign Zone: Silk

6.10 FILM: Rio (2011) Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway. Animated family adventure. Domesticated macaw Blu has his tranquil life turned upside down when he is taken to Brazil by his owner to mate in attempt to save the species.

8.00 The Million Pound Necklace: Inside Boodles Going behind the scenes at Boodles, one of the most exclusive jewellers in Britain.

9.00 FILM: The Tourist (2010) Starring Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Thriller. An American tourist meets a beautiful stranger on a train in Venice stranger on a train in Venice, unaware she is tricking him into the dangerous world of mobs and mistaken identity.

When Frank meets Elise, he fails to realise he is being drawn into a plan to pretend he has stolen money from a gangster that will take the pair on a runaway tour around Europe.That should teach him not to judge a book by its (granted, very attractive) cover.

10.55 FILM: Dogma (1999) Starring Matt Damon, Salma Hayek. Comic fantasy which follows the fortunes of two fallen angels who discover a doctrinal loophole that, if exploited, will allow them to return to heaven.

1.20am The Good Wife 2.05 The Hotel 3.00 Secret Removers 4.00 SuperScrimpers 4.55 Deal Or No Deal.

5.50 River Cottage Bites

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Super League 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 Jonathan Trott - Burn Out 6.00 LIVE Elite League Riders’ Championship 8.30 ICC World T20 Zone 10.30 Cycling: Milano-San Remo 12.00am Ashes Modern Day Classics 12.30 Brian Lara Masterclass 1 1.00 Brian Lara Masterclass 2 1.30 ICC World T20 Zone 3.30 Elite League Riders’ Championship

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE From The Vault 6.15 WWE From The Vault 6.30 This Week In WWE 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 WWE Afterburn 9.00 WWE: Smackdown 11.00 ATP Masters Tennis 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 Football’s Greatest 1.00 Sporting Greats 1.30 Sporting Greats 2.00 ATP Masters Tennis 3.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 11.00 Super Rugby Extra Time 11.30 Max Power 12.30am Super Rugby Extra Time 1.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 3.00 Sporting Greats 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 Cycling: Milano-San Remo 5.30 Super Rugby Extra Time

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7.00pm The Voice UK 8.55 The Voice UK Results 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Family Guy 10.45 Bluestone 42 11.15 American Dad! 11.40 American Dad! 12.00am Wilfred 12.25 Wilfred 12.45 Wilfred 1.05 Wilfred 1.25 Bad Education 1.55 Hair 2.55 Life And Death Row

7.00pm Magnificent Machines: The Golden Age Of The British Sports Car 8.00 Mark Lawson Talks To Joanna Trollope 9.00 Martin Amis’s England 10.00 Some Football Managers With Jokes 10.30 FILM: You Will Be My Son (2010) 12.05am Brothers In Arms 1.05 The Rolling Stones At The BBC

1.15pm The Best Of You’ve Been Framed! 2.15 FILM: Honey (2003) 4.10 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 5.40 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 7.50 FILM: Whip It (2009) 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Party Wright Around The World 11.50 The Big Reunion 12.50am Mom (x2)

9.35am Heartbeat (x2) 11.40 FILM: The Baby And The Battleship (1956) 1.35pm Inspector Morse 3.40 Rosemary And Thyme 4.45 A Touch Of Frost 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Mamma Mia! (2008) 11.15 Cracker 12.20am FILM: Gorillas In The Mist (1988) 2.40 Judge Judy 3.05 Nightscreen

2.30pm 2 Broke Girls (x2) 3.30 The Tomorrow People 4.30 Troy 5.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.05 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 8.00 FILM: Doctor Dolittle (1998) 9.40 The Big Bang Theory 10.10 How I Met Your Mother 10.40 My Mad Fat Diary 11.45 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 12.45am The Cleveland Show (x4)

12.05pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 12.40 Shipping Wars (x2) 1.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 4.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.00 The Taste USA 8.00 Shipping Wars (x2) 9.00 Britain’s Bronze Age Mummies: A Time Team Special 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Shameless USA

11.00am Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 1.00pm Ice Age (2002) 2.35 Only You (1994) 4.45 27 Dresses (2008) 6.55 The Truman Show (1998) 9.00 This Is England (2006) 11.05 Silent House (2011) 12.45am Goodbye Bafana (2007) 3.25 Close

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Monday 24 The Great NHS Robbery –Panorama BBC1, 8.30pm Fiona Walker investigates how a financially squeezed NHS, integrating multimillion pound private contracts within its systems, is vulnerable to fraud and a loss of billions that could be used to employ 330,000 new nurses. A ruthless act, harming patients and stealing resources.

The Widower ITV1, 9pm Despite arriving hot on the heels of the BBC’s Inside No. 9, this really is Reece Shearsmith being quite dark without any hidden humour on the side. The second episode in this three-part drama based on true crimes sees Malcolm Webster marrying again, and attempting to drain his wife’s accounts and take her life.

Life And Death Row BBC3, 9pm A new series looking at capital punishment through the eyes of young people whose lives have been affected by it. This second film looks at the trial of 26-yearold Guy Heinze Jr, charged with beating his father and seven members of his family to death.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Rip Off Britain: Food 11.45 Watchdog Test House 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 More Creatures Great And Small 4.15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 5.15 Pointless

6.20am Homes Under The Hammer 7.20 Mountain 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 The Restaurant Man 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.45 The Nature Of Britain 2.35 Cagney And Lacey 3.25 Bergerac 4.15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory Series presenting the science behind the headlines.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The repercussions of the trial are felt all round. Dot has a worrying request for Charlie, but how will he react? And after recent events Alfie is forced to come clean.

8.30 The Great NHS Robbery – Panorama See highlights.

9.00 Silk Legal drama series. Martha has to put her personal feelings aside when she is asked to defend a close friend from her past. Is she strong enough to ask him the tough questions in order to do her job properly? The evidence against him in the case of a gangland execution is overwhelming.

Fingerprints and CCTV put Martha’s friend firmly at the scene of the crime, but is it all too convenient?

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Michael McIntyre Chat Show Celebrity chat with awardwinning comedian Michael McIntyre.

Michael is joined by Joanna Lumley, Tinie Tempah and Richard Madeley.

11.20 Late Kick Off Jacqui Oatley presents the football magazine.

11.50 Live At The Apollo Stand-up.

12.35am Weatherview 12.40 News

6.00 Revenge Of The Egghead 6.30 The Voice: Louder On Two Zoe Ball gives exclusive access to behind the scenes at The Voice UK. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts travel across the UK searching for treasures that will make the most profit at auction. .

8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out.

8.30 Mary Berry Cooks Mary Berry and some heat are involved with cooking ingredients. Who knows what will be the outcome.

9.00 The Plantagenets Professor Robert Bartlett continues the remarkable story of the Plantagenets.

England’s longest reigning royal dynasty fights to expand their power across the British Isles, and win back their lands in France. In this golden age of chivalry, a clear sense of English nationhood emerges and parliament is born.

10.00 Rev. Sitcom about a vicar running an inner-city church. Adam’s wife Alex gives birth to their daughter in dramatic circumstances.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Louis Theroux Documentary.

12.20am Sign Zone: The Culture Show 4.00 The Imagineers 4.30 Coding: The Future Is Creative 4.55 Absolute Genius With Dick And Dom 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Garden Life – Wildlife Around Us

6.00am Countdown 6.45 Will And Grace 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 11.00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Coach Trip 12.35 River Cottage Veg Heroes 1.00 FILM: Man Behind The Gun (1952) 2.40 Countdown 3.30 Deal Or No Deal 4.30 Four In A Bed 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Danny is desperate to ensure Peri remains silent.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Amanda Holden: Exposing Hospital Heartache: Channel 4 Dispatches Actress and presenter Amanda Holden investigates the treatment of some couples whose pregnancies end in failure.

8.30 Shop Secrets: Tricks Of The Trade This episode reveals how some retailers might be tricking people into buying 50 quid HDMI cables, when in reality they could be buying a cable that is just as good for a fifth of the price.

9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following staff and patients on a labour ward at Southmead hospital, Bristol. A farmer finds his baby’s birth a far cry from lambing season, and a former midwife must take a back seat in the birth room.

10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show.

10.50 Gogglebox Television review comedy series.

11.50 Troy Observational documentary series.

12.50am Random Acts 12.55 Scandal 1.45 Hostages 2.35 The Good Wife 3.20 Secret Removers 4.15 SuperScrimpers 4.45 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Police Interceptors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Benidorm ER 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Ties That Bind (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Bianca’s memory problems threaten to cause real harm when a fire breaks out after she forgets about her cooking.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed tech consumer show.

Jason Bradbury teams up with international film director Philip Bloom to make a short movie using radio controlled tech to test three leading editing packages.

8.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed law enforcers of Lincolnshire.

9.00 My Spiral Into Debt Hell Documentary about four people who have found themselves deep in debt.

From a lady in the clutches of a ruthless loan shark to a spendthrift City boy, single mum and an unrepentant man on benefits.

10.00 Slaughter On The Sunset Strip Documentary series investigating what drove notorious killers to commit their crimes.

11.00 The CSI Movie: Bang-Bang Feature-length edition of the Las Vegas-based forensic drama.

12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.05 The Drive-By Slayers: Born To Kill? 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 HouseBusters 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Spanish Football 11.30 Spanish Football Gold 11.45 Spanish Football Gold 12.00pm Spanish Football 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 Spanish Football 3.30 Spanish Football Gold 3.45 Spanish Football Gold 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 4.30 Game Changers 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 FL72 Review 7.30 LIVE Football League 10.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 11.00 FL72 Review 12.00am SPFL Round-Up 12.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 2.30 Football League 3.30 SPFL Round-Up 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 Football League

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Donna says her goodbyes but will Marlon really let her and his daughter leave?

7.30 Coronation Street Will David stumble upon Tina’s secret? Gail has an unexpected visitor.

8.00 I Never Knew That About Britain This week, Paul Martin reveals the surprising beginnings of the traditional tiered wedding cake, Suzannah Lipscomb visits a graveyard to find out about the classic British red phone box and Steve Mould reveals how a man from Ditherington changed the skylines of cities across the globe.

8.30 Coronation Street Gail is vulnerable in her own home. Carla is torn over her pregnancy. Tyrone feels awful for letting Kevin down.

9.00 The Widower See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Agenda 11.10 The Secret Mediterranean With Trevor McDonald Trevor McDonald begins the final leg of his journey across the Mediterranean with a visit to Egypt, where he peers down into the sunken palace of Cleopatra in the harbour of Alexandria.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Modern Day Classics 6.30 Ashes Modern Day Classics 7.00 ICC World T20 Zone 9.00 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Super League Full Time 8.00 ICC World T20 Zone 10.00 ICC World T20 Zone 12.00am WWE: Late Night Afterburn 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 WWE From The Vault 4.30 Sporting Greats 5.00 Max Power

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Super League 9.00 Super League 10.00 Super League 11.00 Racing News 11.30 ATP Masters Tennis 12.30pm Max Power 1.30 Sporting Greats 2.00 ATP Masters Tennis 3.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 1.30am Football Gold 1.45 Football Gold 2.00 Football Gold 2.15 Football Gold 2.30 FL72 Review 3.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 4.30 FL72 Review 5.30 SPFL Round-Up

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12.00pm NCIS: LA (x2) 2.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 3.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Moone Boy 9.30 Moone Boy: Behind The Scenes 10.00 Stella 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

7.00pm Hotel Of Mum And Dad 8.00 Junior Paramedics 9.00 Life And Death Row. See highlights.

10.15 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am Life And Death Row 1.25 Bluestone 42 1.55 Pramface 2.25 Bamboo

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Horizon: Why Can’t We Predict Earthquakes? 9.00 Shooting Bigfoot: America’s Monster Hunters – Storyville 10.35 Timewatch: Stonehenge 11.30 Fossil Wonderlands: Nature’s Hidden Treasures 12.30am The Walshes 1.00 Brushing Up On...

1.00pm Coronation Street (x2) 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Mom (x2) 10.00 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

11.55am The House Of Eliott 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Home To Roost 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 The Last Weekend 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Happy Endings 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 Rude(ish) Tube 9.00 Revenge 10.00 My Mad Fat Diary 11.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 12.00am 2 Broke Girls 12.30 Revenge

11.50am Time Team 12.55pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 3.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.45 Building The Dream 6.50 Grand Designs (x2) 9.00 Great Canal Journeys 10.00 One Born: What Happened Next?

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