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Yum Yum Ninja’s Business Ninja Lunch launch, a Swingtop Challenge, RNLI campaign & Ping Pong!

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Yum Yum Ninja, Brighton’s newest Pan Asian restaurant in the heart of the Lanes, launched the UK’s first ‘Business Ninja Lunch’ on 15 August 2013 as a modern twist on the cyber café and coffee culture.

Business Ninjas will have access to free WIFI and a £5 lunch menu as well as the opportunity to meet and network with like-minded ‘ninjas’.

Joint owner Robert Shenton explains: “We’ve noticed that the coffee drinking wi-fi users of Brighton and Hove are getting thinner and unhealthier. We therefore want to offer them a tasty and nutritious meal and the opportunity to network with each other.

“We look forward to announcing the first business deal secured at one of our ninja lunches.”

The Business Ninja menu is available 12pm–2pm Mondays to Thursdays. www.yumyumninja.com Photos: Paul Fletcher

Yum Yum Ninja General Manager Lucy Chilvers with a costumed geisha and ninja

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Yum Yum Ninja guests flanked by a ninja

England Ruby Star James Haskell Launches RNLI ‘Respect The Water’ Campaign Lifesaving charity, the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI), launched a drowning awareness and water safety campaign – ‘Respect the Water’ in Brighton. The campaign, was launched

by England Rugby International and London Wasps flanker James Haskell and aims to highlight the risks around the coast, with the long-term goal of reducing the number of incidents and fatalities.

Key causes of coastal fatalities in the UK are: rip currents; cold water shock; slips, trip and falls; alcohol and fatigue.

RNLI volunteers provide a 24-hour search and rescue service around the UK. with 237 lifeboat stations and 200 lifeguard units on beaches around the UK. www.rnli.org

Pictured L-‐R Back: Cllr Ian Davey, Phelim MacCafferty (Chair of Planning), Cllr Lynda Hyde, Denise Cobb (Brighton & Hove Mayor) and Sue Shanks (Chair of Childrens and young peoples comittee). Pictured L-‐R Front -‐ Dan Gurr (RNLI Volunteer) and Virginia Billcliff (RNLI Volunteer)

Yum Yum Ninja's Head Chef, Jake Northcote Green and General Manager, Lucy Chilvers with a costumed geisha and ninja

The Mayor Plays Ping Pong!

The Mayor playing Ping Pong with UK Chinese champion and Brighton Table Tennis Club Coach Wen Wei Xu and Shaun Newcomb, a national Wheelchair coach and top wheelchair player. Ping! has been running a programme of free summer events throughout Brighton and Hove offering coaching, games and competitions. www.pingbrightonandhove.co.uk

Grolsch Launches Swingtop Challenge Pictured L-‐R Denise Cobb (Brighton and Hove Mayor) and James Haskell (Wasps and England Rugby Player).

Pictured James Haskell (Wasps and England Rugby Player)

Grolsch visited Brighton on 31 July to launch its 2013 Swingtop Challenge at the Hobgoblin pub.

The evening featured a top London graffiti artist who painted live for the entertainment of guests and created a bespoke graffiti mural on the wall of the beer garden. The artist captured the boldness of the brand, as well as the movement of the Swingtop opening techniques from the Challenge itself.

Consumers were invited to enter a 2.1m square interactive gaming cube to open as many virtual bottles as they could, to score points and win prizes.

The launch event kick-started a tour of 20 venues in Brighton, London and Bristol for attendees to try their hand at the interactive Swingtop challenge. The dates will be announced on www.grolsch.co.uk.

Naturally, the events also include Grolsch tasting and £1 off coupons to spend in the bar on the night on a pint or bottle of Grolsch.

Participate in the challenge at an event or enter the prize draw by visiting www.facebook.com/ grolschuk or www.grolsch.co.uk

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Frankie McWhirter, James Wragg and Ollie Pyle enjoying Grolsch, Brighton photo ©Julia Claxton

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Please be seated Latest 7 presents the all important information to planning your perfect wedding day

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very weekend in Brighton’s nightlife there is a hen do or stag party – it’s definitely the place to be! Our atmospheric city has everything from lively bars and great shows to beautiful accommodation.

So why stop the celebrations there?

Plan your wedding day right here in Brighton too. We have a selection of venues to suit different needs, whether it be the unique Royal Pavilion or the picturesque Hilton hotel along the seafront. It’s time to get organised and start planning!

There is no need to stress over the organisation of your perfect wedding, all you need is preparation. We’ve made our own ‘countdown to your wedding day’ below, to help you take it step by step in time for you to walk down the aisle with ease.

As we all know, the financial climate is difficult, but don’t let that deter you from the perfect wedding day. Brighton has an array of venues to suit all budgets. Low or high, it is possible to make it special.

It’s increasingly popular for the

bride to give a speech, alongside or instead of the traditional groom’s speech. It’s a chance for the bride to let the guests see her perspective on the marriage, her family and friends, and the big day itself. Make your day memorable by including this modern-day twist, whether your wedding is traditional or not, you are surrounded by close friends and family, so why not make a speech for them to talk and laugh about in years to come?

Depending what stage your planning is at, you may or may not have your wedding dress (although we’re pretty sure it’s the first thing on a bride to be’s list!). Either way,

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you may not have heard of ‘Trash the Dress’ – a trend sweeping its way across the UK. Read more on making your fairy tale wedding extraordinary and memorable with unique wedding photos here in your essential guide.

We have all the information and ideas you need to make your big day perfect. Whether your partner has just popped the question or you’re on the later stages of choosing a venue, here you will find everything you need to know.

Words: Becky Harris

1 MONTH TO GO

✥ Have final dress fitting ✥ Arrange stag/hen nights/weekends

✥ Give wedding party a list of duties

✥ Chase up guests

who have not replied

STRAIGHT AWAY ✥ Set your budget ✥ Pick a wedding date and venue ✥ Provisionally book venue and reception ✥ Contact registrar to check their availability ✥ Send out Save The Date cards to friends and relatives 9–12 MONTHS TO GO

✥ Book photographer/video ✥ Book your toastmaster ✥ Book reception venue, caterers ✥ ✥ ✥ ✥ ✥ ✥

and music Plan and book the decoration of the room Book your honeymoon Take out wedding insurance Book appointments to enter notice with Registrar Office, or meet priest/minister/rabbi Pay deposit to confirm venue Plan bride’s dress and menswear

✥ Confirm final number of guests with caterers

6 MONTHS TO GO

✥ Draw up a guest list ✥ Book your transport ✥ Decide on your chief

✥ Pay registrars’ final fees for ceremony

✥ Order travellers

bridesmaid/best man

cheques/currency

✥ Order stationery and table favours ✥ Choose outfits for bridesmaid,

1 WEEK TO GO

best man and ushers ✥ Purchase your wedding rings ✥ Choose your gift list company

✥ Contact registration staff

3 MONTHS TO GO ✥ Visit reception venue to decide on menu and wines ✥ Start a beauty routine for skin and hair ✥ Choose a florist and discuss requirements ✥ Check passports ✥ Book overnight hotel if necessary ✥ Choose and order wedding cake ✥ Arrange Order Of Service /music readings

✥ Pick up dress ✥ Ensure all hired garments

to finalise arrangements

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and confirm times

2 MONTHS TO GO ✥ Send out invitations ✥ Send out list of local accommodation to guests ✥ Re-confirm all bookings ✥ Buy accessories: tiara, veil, lingerie, cufflinks and shoes ✥ Choose and order presents for your attendants ✥ Buy a guest book ✥ Book wedding day hair and make-up appointments

are collected in time

✥ Pack for honeymoon/first night ✥ Have final hair and make-up practice

1 DAY TO GO

✥ Help to decorate the venue, if necessary

✥ Have honeymoon luggage sent to venue

✥ Relax and have an early night

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Chichester Cathedral

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f you are looking for a venue with elegance, character and ambience, set within a unique location, then Chichester Cathedral has a choice of venues to suit any occasion.

At Chichester Cathedral they fully understand the need for careful co-ordination and attention to detail. You can be confident that every aspect of your reception will be taken care of by the professional team, leaving you free to enjoy every moment of your special day. They have a variety of facilities available for hire depending on your preference and the size of reception you are planning. From the historic ambience of the medieval Vicars’ Hall to the elegant tranquility of George Bell House, there is something to suit every wedding. Alternatively, if you prefer a marquee reception, there are two delightful locations to choose from within the Cathedral precincts: the secluded, walled garden of George Bell House, which can accommodate 150 for a seated wedding breakfast, and the Royal Chantry garden with its wonderful views of the Cathedral for more intimate receptions of up to 80 guests. The menus are

designed to offer you a range of choices throughout the seasons, or if you prefer, they will tailor-make menus to suit both your preferences and budget.

If you are looking for a venue with a difference, then please contact the team at Chichester Cathedral and they will be delighted to help you create your perfect wedding reception.

Chichester Cathedral, Cathedral Cloisters, Chichester, West Sussex PO19 1PX, 01243 813586, bookings@chichestercathedral.org. uk, www.chichestercathedral.org.uk

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Latest 7 finds the perfect outfit for the mother of the bride to shine Everybody knows that being mother of the bride is incredibly fun but it can be a huge pressure to find a unique – and perfect – outfit. Latest 7 does the work for you and finds some elegant, on trend dresses and accessories so every mother of the bride can look the part on the big day.

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2 1. Accessorize Classic Jet Teardrop Earrings, £8, uk.accessorize.com These classic earrings will bring elegance to your outfit.

2. Debenhams, Debut, Sequin Embellished Long Dress, £200, www.debenhams.com This dress creates a stunning silhouette that will suit a taller frame.

3. Dune, Ballroom Shoe, £89, www.dune.co.uk The sparkle on these shoes will give your outfit the wow factor and make you shine.

4. Fifty Plus, Black Occasion Hat with Feathers, £48, www.fiftyplus.co.uk Just the right size to hide those tears of happiness.

5. House of Fraser, Untold, Feathered clutch bag with Gold Chain Strap, £39.60, www.houseoffraser.co.uk A lovely size to fit all your essentials.

6. Phase Eight, Claudine Embroidered Dress, £110, www.phase-eight.co.uk A laced top detail lets you keep accessories to a minimum as the outfit does all the talking.

7. Phase Eight, Fit and Flare Lace Dress, £140, www.phase-eight.co.uk This beautiful ‘50s style dress will look amazing with an oversized hat.

8. Very, Monocrome Shift Dress, £69, www.very.co.uk This monocrome ‘20s style dress will look great paired with the feathered clutch (5).

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Royal Pavilion

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he Royal Pavilion, former residence of King George IV, combines Oriental extravagance with English eccentricity and offers a unique venue for civil wedding ceremonies and receptions in the heart of Brighton The Red Drawing Room can be booked for wedding ceremonies and civil partnerships throughout the year and can seat a total of 44 people. Retaining much of George IV’s original 1820s decorative scheme, the room features red dragon wallpaper and palm tree pillars.

Situated on the first floor the King William IV Room offers an elegant setting for both day and evening receptions.

Decorated in Chinese style, this room features beautiful handpainted wallpaper and Chinese lanterns. The room accommodates 60 people for a seated dinner.

The Royal Pavilion is also delighted to be in partnership with the prestigious events caterer Peyton Events (www.peytonevents.co.uk).

New for 2013!

The stunning Music Room in the Royal Pavilion is now licensed for evening ceremonies of up to 90, and Preston Manor, a beautiful Edwardian manor house situated just on the outskirts of Brighton, is licensed for ceremonies of up to 30.

Contact the Functions Team on 03000 290905, email pavilionweddings@brightonhove.gov.uk or visit www.brighton-hovepavilion.org.uk

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Latest Musicbar

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atest Musicbar prides itself on hosting the best parties in town. Whether you want your wedding party to be a big bash or something more intimate the team will work to your budget and cater to all your requirements to make your event a night to remember. You can hire one or both floors of the venue for parties of up to 200 people, provide your own catering or let their fabulous chefs take the strain.

The space can be professionally decorated or kept simple with linen

tablecloths, flowers and candles supplied at no extra cost. As Latest Musicbar is also a renowned live venue, they do love a band for a party and can help you source entertainment including bands, DJs and cabaret performers with use of their PA and DJ equipment included in the hire fee. Just tell them what you want and they will do their utmost to make it happen.

“We just wanted to say a massive thank you for last night, we had the best time at our wedding! All the staff were so friendly and helpful,

and everything was so well organised. We really appreciate all the hard work you put into the afternoon and evening and the food was delicious! Thanks again for everything” – Laura and Oli “Having such friendly staff (who also know what they are doing and have a can-do attitude) made such a difference to our and our guests’ experience of our very special day” – Sarah-Jane and Mike “My wife and I had such an amazing reception at the Latest Musicbar, the help we had organising the event, the food cooked in-house, the staff (with great character) and most noticeably the value of the entire day and night. We, and all our friends who attended, had such an amazing night that the reception will go down as one of the parties of our lives.

Finding the Latest Musicbar was a godsend, all our guests and ourselves will be remembering the venue and recommending it to anyone who needs a location for a great party in Brighton. Once again, thank you Angi and your team” – Sam & Louise “What a treat, honestly, it was so great to have staff with initiative and knew what they were doing, your staff were AMAZING, intelligent,

pleasant and versatile. The venue was brilliant too, we couldn't have asked for more. I was so impressed at how everything flowed and how suited the venue was for the wedding.”

–K Have a look at what more previous couples have said about their wedding party at the Latest Musicbar: www.thelatest.co.uk/musicbar/bright on-party-wedding-venue To book your perfect party please call Ruth on 01273 687171 or email: bookings@thelatest.co.uk. Latest Music Bar, 14-17 Manchester Street, Brighton, BN2 1TF, www.thelatest.co.uk/musicbar

The number one party venue in Europe’s sexiest city – BRIGHTON! You make the booking, we make it happen.

Tell us what you want, we’ll provide it all.

A fabulous party and you have to do nothing!

NEW!! We can now film your party in high definition and give you a DVD to take away with you at amazing introductory prices. We are the first venue in the UK to offer this.

Birthdays Weddings Civil Partnerships Office Parties Hen and Stag Nights

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The Bandstand

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eautiful and truly majestic, The Bandstand venue stands like a statue on Brighton’s vibrant seafront offering unrivalled views over the sea.

Grade II Listed, the ornate architecture is magnificently detailed offering the perfect choice for couples wanting an elegant

beachside experience in the most elegant of settings. There really is no other venue quite like this.

To match The Bandstand’s unique and unrivalled setting, they are proud to offer The Bandstand Cafe’s outstanding hospitality.

Whatever your theme or budget they can offer a comprehensive

service from dressing the venue to devising your menu in conjunction with top class chefs. From traditional seaside fare and canapés and champagne on The Bandstand, to a la carte at their nearby restaurants, Brassiere Pascal or Kenzi, they are here to help make your perfect day perfectly special!

The Bandstand, Kings Road Arches, Brighton, BN1 2LN, 01273 292712.

To make initial enquiries please email vanessa.weild@brighton-hove.gov.uk or debbie@bandstandbrighton.co.uk

Pic: www.sarareeve.com

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Fire, earth & water Becky Harris finds there’s a new way to express yourself on your wedding day

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edding gowns are seen as America. The trend sees brides one of the most important deliberately ‘ruining’ their wedding parts of a bride’s day; gown to create artistic and everyone has their eyes on the unusual, quirky photographs. While bride, so the dress has to be we’re not sure the number of brides breathtakingly ready to trash a beautiful. gown they have “The trend sees However, once spent hundreds, the day is over, if not thousands brides deliberately many brides or pounds on, is simply say ruining their dress to actually that goodbye to their high, it certainly create artistic and wedding dress, makes for some selling it on or of the most unusual, quirky boxing it up for unique wedding the loft. So, why photographs” shots you will not do ever see! something It’s a chance unique with your to be fun and dress and make it an occasion to creative with your own ideas and remember? locations: be photographed The ‘Trash the Dress’ trend has underwater or splashing about in made its way across the pond from the sea with your groom by

Brighton Pier; clamber to rooftops for impressive aerial views, or even play with spray paint around some of the Lanes’ urban street art.

Okay, you may still not be over one point: you are essentially trashing your dress; the thought of accidentally spilling red wine may work up enough of a cold sweat. Just be 100 per cent sure before you sign up to Trash the Dress with a photographer.

The beauty of ‘trash the dress’ is that you can pick and choose how and where the photographs will be taken and how extreme the scenario. In a lot of cases, the dress can finish up mark free with no damage (after a dip in the sea for example).

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The Quaint Queer Weird Wedding Spectacular The Quaint Queer Weird Wedding Spectacular is coming to Brighton and opens its doors on Sunday 8 September at Proud Cabaret in St George’s Road, Kemp Town, from 10.30am to 4.30pm.

The 18+ event is themed ‘Bygone to Bondage’. Guests, who are being encouraged to ‘dress to impress’, will be transported to the event through a Narnia inspired entrance, with welcome shots on the door for the first 100 attendees. Throughout the

day, there will be cabaret entertainment from the infamous Joe Black and burlesque dances by Bruise Violet.

Exhibitors include Am Statik, Jed Phoenix, Angels Carrying Savage Weapons, Louise Mackay Harnesses, Death and Glory Taxidermy, Emma Lucy Photography, Brighton Dungeon, Jo Scott Clairvoyant and Fat Cakes to name just a few!

The Quaint Queer Weird Wedding Spectacular, Sunday 8 September, Proud Cabaret, St George’s Road, Kemp Town, 10.30am–4.30pm. To find out more and for the chance to win VIP entry & a bottle of bubbly, see http://quaintqueerweird.com/win/

Hilton Brighton Metropole Hotel

Whether you are looking to hold your ceremony, civil partnership or wedding breakfast, the Hilton Brighton Metropole Hotel has an outstanding choice of function rooms. These include three that are licensed for Wedding Civil Ceremonies and Civil Partnership Ceremonies; two have also been recently renovated. The magnificent Clarence Suite, a grand converted chapel with a unique barrelled ceiling which has been given a new lease of life adapting the vintage style and enhancing its grandeur. The Ambassador Suite is refurbished in tones of subtle greys, purple and mother of pearl, which all enhance the beautifully painted fresco circular coffered ceiling. There is also the large and elegant Regency Suite in tones of reds and creams which can accommodate up to 250 guests.

To arrange a viewing of the hotel and facilities, and to discuss your specific requirements, please contact their wedding coordinator on 01273 720710 or email enquiries.brightonmet@hilton.com

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WAVE WORLD Health & beauty news & reviews with Zara Baker FIND OUT MORE ABOUT NATURAL HEALTH

The College Of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) is holiding its next open weekend on Saturday 7–Sunday 8 September. The collection of talks on different therapies is a brilliant opportunity for people to find out more about the power of natural health.

Talks on the weekend: Saturday 7 September 10am–11am Does your Make-Up make you Fat? (Hormones in your Handbag) With Jennifer Young 11.30am – 12.30pm Iridology (Health Clues in your Eyes) With Peter Jackson Main 1.30pm – 2.30pm The CNM Training Concept With Gemma Hurditch 3pm – 4pm Nutrition for Hormonal Health With Fiona Hyams 4.30pm – 5.30pm The Power of Super-Foods With Christine Bailey in association with

Organic Burst Sunday 8 September 10am – 11am Natural Sports Nutrition With Rick Hay 11.30am – 12.30pm Herbs for Vitality & Stamina With Peter Jackson Main 1.30pm – 2.30pm Studying at CNM With Emma Mihill 3pm – 4pm Kinesiology: Balancing the Body for Well-being With Alison Manos 4.30pm – 5.30pm The Power of Acupuncture With Daniel Dollin.

Events take place at CNM London, 41 Riding House Street, London, W1W 7BE £10 per day, book online www.naturopathy-uk.com or call 01342 410505.

CHANGING SEASONS

As we fade out on the long, school summer holiday, our thoughts turn to September and autumn fashion. Hopefully we’ll be enjoying a bit of an Indian Summer and won’t be reaching for our coats just yet, but when the time does come, here are some trends for the new season we’ve already got an eye on...

Monochrome magic: See the seasonal transition through in style and remember that winter needn’t be drab. Outfits are given a new lease of life with a pop of black and white.

Image: Biba bag from House Of Fraser

Pre-wedding pampering Grooming tips & style ideas for the bride & groom to look the part on their big day

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hether the wedding is next year or next month, brides-to-be will be busy thinking about the style of make-up for their wedding day; how the light will reflect in photographs and how dramatic the tone should be to suit the dress and location of your wedding. Don’t panic, here are a few suggestions to get you thinking.

Winter wedding: • If you’re having winter wedding, opt for a ’50s style structured high bun (make sure to have a hair trial so you achieve the look you’re after) • Copper or winterberry coloured lipstick • Heavy gold eyeshadow with dark eyebrows to frame the face • Pale skin will compliment the dramatic lips and eyes Beach wedding: • Large, loose curls to create that beach vibe • Gold shimmer and light tones of browns on the eyes to give a natural look • Nude gloss (get a long lasting stain so you don’t need to keep reapplying) • Gradual tanning moisturiser (remember to start applying a month before the big day).

Tartan’s return: As if?! Oh, yes The Clueless look from 1995 made famous by Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and co makes a comeback.

Wear the trend with a subtle print on your handbag or opt for tartan tights or a complete ensemble.

Image: Debenhams Colour code: If black is your failsafe once the sun goes in, step out of your comfort

zone and embrace colour. Visit a personal stylist and find out if you’re warm or cool, and choose shades that flatter your skin tone/eye colour. Once you’ve found your match, you’ll have confidence to wear colour in style. We love this Special K ad worthy Lipsy dress!

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Themed wedding: • Messy bun with a headpiece to make it that little bit different • Smokey eyes to accentuate the eyes • Pink tones on the lips (Your groom won’t be able to resist) • Spray tan (make sure to get this done the morning before the wedding to avoid any marks on that beautiful white dress) Not forgetting the groom...

What about the groom!? Of course he doesn’t want to upstage his beautiful bride but he needs to take pride in his appearance and be the Prince Charming, standing proudly alongside his new wife. Here are some tips to consider for your special day: • Deep cleansing facial to make those photographs look flawless • Hair cut (be sure to show your hairdresser a photo of the exact style you’re looking for) • Eyebrow shape and maybe a body wax, if you’re brave.

• Hot towel shave (you may be shaking with nerves so a professional shave is recommended!)

• Full body massage and head scalp massage to help release any tension Words: Becky Harris 1. The Body Shop, Liquid Eye Liner, £tbc, www.thebodyshop.co.uk Perfect for a long lasting result.

2. The Body Shop, New Colourglide Lip Stick, £tbc, www.thebodyshop.co.uk A strong colourful product that brightens the lips.

3. The Body Shop, For Men Maca Root Razor Relief, £tbc, www.thebodyshop.co.uk This will enrich the skin, making it feel smooth.

4. The Body Shop, Melt My Heart Eyeshadow, £tbc, www.thebodyshop.co.uk The perfect eyeshadow for a natural look.

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Dear Jacquie Your queries about natural health answered

by Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine I’ve been vegan for 10 years and my doctor says I’m now Anaemic due to low vitamin B12, not lack of iron.

What can I eat?

TF, Saltdean Vitamin B12 deficiency symptoms are usually tiredness and lack of energy. Prolonged deficiency of B12 and folic acid can lead to Pernicious Anaemia.

Vitamin B12 and folic acid work together to help the body produce red blood cells. B12 helps to keep the brain, nerves and spinal cord healthy, and folic acid is important for pregnant women because it reduces the risk of birth defects in unborn babies.

B12 is absorbed into the body through the stomach. A protein called intrinsic factor in the stomach acid attaches itself to vitamin B12 so it can be absorbed from the food you eat. People on medications that lower stomach acid, (called PPIs like Omeprazole), may have lower B12 levels due to lower intrinsic factor.

Vitamin B12 is found in the following foods: meat, fish, eggs, dairy products.

The best sources of folic acid are green vegetables, such as: broccoli, dark leafy greens, asparagus. Brussel sprouts, peas, and fruits such as papaya, oranges and grapefruit.

Many processed vegetarian foods are fortified with B12 due to the difficulty in getting it from a non meat/fish/dairy diet. If you don’t eat vegan meat replacements

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Usually your doctor will treat B12 deficiency Anaemia with supplementation, firstly by injection to get the levels up, and then by tablets. Folic acid tablets are usually given for a few months also, to increase levels, although it is relatively easy to maintain levels through food thereafter.

Some forms of a supplement called chlorella (a blue/green algae) may contain B12, however the absorption ability is a source of contention. Personally, I like the B12 sprays that you spray under the tongue so it’s absorbed through the membranes in the mouth directly into the bloodstream. This is a good route for anyone with digestive absorption problems as you don’t need intrinsic factor in the stomach acid.

See your health professional for advice.

CNM open evening

Interested in training to become a nutritional therapist? Please book to attend a CNM open evening.

Next dates in Brighton: 5th September & 2nd October, 6.30pm–8.30pm.

01342 410505 www.naturopathy-uk.com

Jacquie Lane is both a lecturer and the Director of Studies at CNM, (College of Naturopathic Medicine) in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues. Email Jacquie at: sunshinenutrition@hotmail.co.uk

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Emotional nourishment Zara Baker witnesses hypnotherapy for weight loss in action with Jonathan Conway

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he diet industry is big “On the surface Kate is business (no pun intended), with fad diets like a duck, composed the go to solution for yo-yo dieters and obesity an and gliding along. increasing problem here in the UK in recent years. The solution Beneath the water she is sounds simple enough: eat well, paddling like mad” eat less, and move more. But actually doing so is another thing entirely, which takes us back to the diet industry making the big bucks. It’s a vicious cycle, but getting to the root of the problem through hypnotherapy can help.

When I first introduced Kate to Jonathan Conway of The Conway Practice, I myself had some doubts. Can hypnotherapy really help her to shed the unwanted pounds?

Kate, who is director of a Brighton business, a manager of 35 staff, a wife, and a mum of three, is by no means obese. However, she has fallen into a cycle of unhealthy eating, where she knows she doesn’t want it, but she eats it anyway. Sound familiar?

Delving deeper into the reasons behind Kate’s overeating, it’s a by-product of low self esteem (like many unhealthy psychological habits), being a perfectionist, and a fear of losing control. By choosing to eat recklessly, Kate is in control. But, as is always the way with bad habits, she feels worse afterwards. And so the cycle continues.

What may be surprising is that on the outside Kate doesn’t appear to lack confidence at all; she has no time to worry while she’s managing staff and meeting clients. It goes to show that problems can be underlying, and issues such as anxiety and stress can affect anyone, no matter how perfect things

look from the outside. A lovely analogy Kate tells me is that she is like a duck: on the surface she is gliding along, composed and fine. Beneath the water she is paddling like mad.

Kate knows that her self esteem takes a knock when her clothes are tight in the morning, and that when she looks good, she feels good and has more energy. Hypnotherapy will be used to improve her outlook and help her regain control and eat healthily.

Through hypnotherapy, Kate can see food for what it is: nourishment. If she finds the time to look after herself, doing the things she loves and being kinder to herself, she has the emotional nourishment she needs and won’t turn to food and alcohol instead.

Hypnotherapy allows the conscious and unconscious mind to become open. Counting up from one to 20, Jonathan encourages Kate to enter a hypnotic state. It is now that she can address her feelings and adjust her thinking patterns. These include stopping to ask herself if it’s a physical or emotional hunger she feels before she reaches for food, and what other options does she have? Jonathan tells Kate to find resources within herself to become slimmer and take control. He tells her to picture her clothes fitting looser and feeling more confident, lighter and calmer.

Tapping into the unconscious mind can make changes easily, safely and effortlessly and this is what I witness firsthand. Kate lets go of her conscious desire to overeat and is naturally drawn to healthier foods. At the same time as addressing Kate’s eating patterns, Jonathan encourages her to be kinder to herself, taking time for herself and to allow healing.

As Kate is counted back to reality, she is calm but emotional. She feels peaceful and looked after. Jonathan has enabled her to use her unconscious mind to move forward past the unhealthy eating. Being in touch with this feeling of calm has encouraged Kate to be more at peace and letting this quality into her life. Through the hypnotherapy session, she feels the spirit and warmth from within herself and realises there’s a difference between being and doing.

Try it for yourself, whether your problem lies with overeating, alcohol abuse, smoking or low self esteem. Hypnotherapy is an emotional and individual experience and witnessing it firsthand is incredible. It’s a tried and tested effective tool for changing destructive thinking patterns and facilitating positive change. Remember we’re human beings, not human doers. By witnessing Kate’s hypnotherapy session, even I am allowed to step back and smell the roses for a while. It’s so easy to get caught up in the demands and stresses of modern life, but hypnotherapy lets you focus on you. It lets you just ‘be’.

Jonathan Conway, NLP Master Practitioner & Coach, practises in Hove.

Contact 01273 540425/07956 855 027, www.theconwaypractice.co.uk

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conway practice Specialist in Smoking Cessation and Weight Control • Self Esteem • Anxiety • Phobias

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• Public Speaking • Relationship Difficulties

• Learn Self Hypnosis Help with Emotional problems and Wellbeing

Brighton, Hove, East Sussex & London Practices

01273 540425 • 07956 855027 www.theconwaypractice.co.uk

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After starting on radio, taking over TV, and so much more, Robert Newman has been leading the way in lookingunder-stones-and-thinking in comedy. Victoria Nangle dug a little deeper about his new show on evolution How are you today?

“Very well thank you. Happy to talk to you, and very much looking forward to coming to Brighton Komedia.”

So, a new theory of evolution. That’s some challenging ideas. What first took you down the route of questioning the existing and currently popular theory of evolution?

“Which existing and currently popular theory of evolution did you have in mind? Astonishing new discoveries in epigenetics have knocked genetic determinism into a cocked hat. And it’s hard to imagine anything further from Selfish Gene theory, for example, than what Darwin writes in 1871: ‘Those communities which included the greatest number of the most sympathetic members would flourish best... and that would be natural selection’. But, hey, what did Darwin know?

Am I right?”

Your brain seems to be filled with insatiable curiosity. Your last show concerning oil in the Middle East and forgotten wars was most enlightening too. What is it that hooks you to start your research?

“With The Trade Secret, what hooked me was a lucky find in the British Library Rare Books room, when I stumbled upon the true story of the first Elizabethans to discover oil and coffee in Persia, and how a servant stole his master’s letters and sold them. That got me started.”

You’ve clearly followed the paths less travelled when researching. What’s the most unusual place you’ve discovered a pearl of hidden information?

“Man alive, ain’t that the truth. I reckon a good 90 per cent of the books with which I researched both the new stand-up show and my novel The Trade Secret are stamped on the title page with something like ‘Withdrawn from Public Library’, ‘Discarded from Stock’. My brain is the dustbin of history.”

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little known tip of one way to improve our effect upon the world that you’ve discovered and utilise?

“I don’t live so ethically. And with a Bulgarian partner my air miles are off the chart bad. We did the train once, but it cost a bomb, and there’s relatives and all of that...

“What we need to do is bring back the see-saw hand-operated railway trolley as used by Laurel & Hardy, Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin. The romance has gone from rail travel and this would bring it back. Even if you didn’t get to ride a pump action trolley yourself, just knowing it was out there plying the rails would increase the sum of human happiness, wouldn’t it? Just to be standing on the platform at Brighton Station and hearing the tannoy announcer say: ‘The next departure from platform 2 will be the 12.20 see-saw handoperated railway trolley for London Victoria, calling at Three Bridges, Haywards Heath and then back again at twice the speed followed by a large steam locomotive’.

“Oh, it would be beautiful. Can you see it? Why not start with all those decommissioned lines that are being used as footpaths and bike lanes all across southern England. I think it should start in Brighton. After all, if not you, who?

“Now, as to tips for right living. I wonder if there’s been too much focus on ‘our’ effect on the world, i.e. too much about what consumers can do, and not what producers must be made to do. If you think about water, for example. Whenever a hose pipe ban comes in, the villain of the piece somehow becomes someone spraying the dozen dahlias in a back yard. There’s never a mention of, let us say, Cuadrilla’s gazillion-gallons of water earmarked for the frack.”

Your new novel, The Trade Secret, tackles oil again, but this time in Elizabethan times, providing a real adventure across lands. What period in history would you most like to be able to visit for a day?

“I’d like to be around when language began, to see how it happened and how lonely it was for the first human speaker if she was the only person who could string a sentence together – like a latecomer at a ketamine party in Whitehawk.”

What was the last thing that made you laugh so much you thought you’d fall off your chair?

“Laurel & Hardy in County Hospital.”

What was the last thing that made you stop and think so much you could question the reality of your chair?

“No, no, no. I’m not having any of that Frenchie philosophy. None of it. Not one jot.

In fact, I fantasise about hitting Derrida and Sartre repeatedly around the head and neck with a wooden chair until they either: a) Admit the chair is real, or b) Fall to the ground in an obstinate display of consistency...whichever comes sooner.

I’m happy either way. But the fact remains: it’s a chair.”

What’s your guilty secret?

“In the course of completing this Q&A I have scoffed the entire packet of chocolate rice cakes which I promised a three year old for when she wakes up, if she goes to bed now and lets me do Daddy’s Important Questionnaire. Hopefully she will have forgotten about the packet.”

You haven’t aged discernibly at all in the last 20 years. And your curiosity doesn’t seem to abate. What’s the secret to your eternal youth?

“The secret is smearing a lot of Vaseline on the camera lens and waiting till it’s half dark before beginning the photoshoot, and then not letting the photographer come within 20 paces. Then throwing away 999 out of 1,000 pictures.”

You are also well known for living incredibly ethically – bike riding, low carbon footprint etc.

You’ll be playing in Brighton, so the crowd will be pretty au fait with living ‘well’. Can you give us a

Robert Newman’s New Theory of Evolution, Komedia, 25 September 2013, 8pm, £12.50/10, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

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LATEST NEWS

latest brighton & hove news

On the road to frack & ruin?

Many of the protesters against fracking in Balcombe are travelling up from Brighton & Hove. Frank le Duc reports on why they are so determined

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he MP for Brighton Pavilion will learn today (Tuesday 27) whether she is to be charged with a public order offence after being arrested in Balcombe last week. Caroline Lucas was taking part in the protests against the fracking company Cuadrilla which is test drilling for oil in the West Sussex village. She said that she and others like her resorted to non-violent direct action because ministers refused to listen.

The debate about fracking – hydraulic fracturing for gas – has quickly become one of the most divisive in British politics. The battle lines are not neatly drawn along party political lines although, broadly speaking, the coalition government favours the practice. The Chancellor George Osborne is even offering tax breaks for fracking.

Some of his Conservative and Liberal Democrat colleagues have reservations.

The Greens have been critical.

Last autumn Brighton and Hove City Council agreed a motion proposed by Green councillor Alex Phillips that the city should be a “frack-free

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on The Level

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was delighted to open the gates to the southern part of The Level a few weeks ago, following our major restoration of the park.

When finished, The Level will have a new skatepark, children’s playground, dancing fountains, a sensory garden, tables for board games and ping pong, pétanque terrain, and environmentally-friendly café, complete with a chalk grassland green roof.

Historic features from the early 1920s have been restored, including the park pavilions which will now be

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zone”. She described fracking as “a “There are as yet no plans at risky and unethical practice”. Yet a present to extract gas in this way in few years earlier some Brighton and Hove. However, environmental groups regarded the Cuadrilla, an American company, shale gas extracted by fracking as has already gained planning “an important permission to transition fuel”, use hydraulic according to fracturing or “It still doesn’t The Guardian. ‘fracking’ nearby Councillor Phillips’s feel as if we in Balcombe. This motion was seconded could have an have had a very unquantified

by Councillor Christopher Hawtree, detrimental honest debate the Green candidate impact on the in Hove at the next surrounding area, about this” general election. It including our city, said: “This council and there are notes with concern fears that any the effects of unconventional shale subsequent earth tremors could be gas extraction, namely the case of a threat to the crucial London to Blackpool where minor earthquakes Brighton railway route. followed as a result of drilling in “Fracking uses massive volumes the area. of water, a million gallons for each “This activity has also been linked frack, which is also of great concern with the contamination of local water in a region only recently taken out sources such as aquifers, which of drought conditions. Methane gas provide about 30 per cent of the UK’s produced at drilling sites is a water. This puts both local significant contributor to climate communities who rely upon these change – far more potent a water supplies and the local greenhouse gas than environment at risk. carbon dioxide.

used to provide community rooms and exhibition spaces. Extensive new planting and landscaping have also been carried out and additional seating provided.

Our restoration project was supported by a £2.2m Heritage Lottery Fund and Big Lottery Fund grant. The skatepark also received £150,000 grant funding from Sports England. And an Aiming High Grant of £65,000 has also been awarded to help make the park more accessible for all. The playground has many pieces of equipment suitable for children with disabilities. New public toilets will include wheelchair accessible loos.

Improvements in lighting, CCTV and the presence of a full-time park manager will also help to deter antisocial behaviour. Also a Sussex Police Community Hub will be stationed in the park for a three month trial. Members of the local Neighbourhood Policing Team will be working from the building for part of the day.

The park’s official Grand Opening Event – including the café and the

“This council also notes that the production of hard-to-reach fossil fuels is incompatible with efforts to achieve statutory UK carbon targets. A focus on gas extraction detracts from and delays investment in renewable energy sources.”

SUPPORTERS The motion called for Britain to follow France in banning fracking until a full independent environmental impact assessment has been carried out. But supporters of fracking have urged them to see how common the process has become in America. And they say that it has many other advantages. Besides, Cuadrilla said that no fracking could take place at Balcombe with a proper assessment of the environmental impact.

The key arguments in favour are mostly economic. It provides cheap gas and ensures that Britain has a secure supply of energy. Supporters of fracking say that it is a clean and safe way of making good use of natural resources. It will create thousands of jobs, bring about better infrastructure, in particular, better roads for rural communities. And the energy companies will contribute

rest of the north lawns – will take place in early October. However we decided to open some key recreational areas early so that they could be enjoyed by families during the summer holidays – and they’ve been incredibly popular. I hope that everyone is able to visit this high quality revamped space in the heart of our city, and join us for the official opening later this autumn.

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LATEST NEWS financially to the local communities where fracking takes place.

As crude oil prices rise again, the cost will be felt most by the poorest when it comes to paying the heating bills next winter. Many drivers will also notice the higher prices at the petrol or diesel pumps. A growing dependence on fuel imports affects the price we pay and raises questions about the security of fuel supplies.

We are increasingly reliant on the likes of Russia or countries in the Middle East. The political volatility in some oil and gas-producing nations only adds to concerns about the security of supply. Shale gas will give us the sort of independence in this area that the North Sea oil and gas provided. The US has already benefited in this respect, say the supporters of fracking.

The protests in Balcombe have also served to polarise opinions. The MP for Hove Mike Weatherley riled some and spoke for others when he complained about lifestyle protesters setting up camp there.

He said that professional protesters, who relished altercations with the authorities, were obscuring the legitimate concerns of local residents.

Mr Weatherley pointed out the high cost of policing the protests. Sussex Police said that it had topped £750,000. The Conservative MP said that he opposed to building new nuclear power stations but wanted a legitimate debate to take place about how we could keep the lights on in the future.

EVIDENCE He said that he appreciated that local residents had concerns but he wanted an open debate based on tangible evidence, not one tarnished by reports of fighting with police. He added: “Professional protesters from all walks of life have latched on to the anti-fracking cause without really assessing the evidence and have been exploiting local residents’ fears by perpetuating myths about the drilling.

Alex Phillips

“I fully support Sussex Police as they protect the exploratory site in Balcombe. Democracy, not criminal antics, must be allowed to take precedence. I personally would choose fracking over nuclear power but am keen to hear all of the arguments for and against the practice. I have actually been contacted by several constituents about fracking who have been strongly in support of it, simply because professional protesters are against it. The serial protesters are poisoning the debate. We need to hear all views if we are to take a mature decision.”

Caroline Lucas was one of more than a dozen people from Brighton and Hove to have been arrested during the protest in Balcombe. She told the Today programme on BBC Radio 4 last week that she had not gone along intending to be arrested.

She said: “I’ve been campaigning against fracking and doing everything I can to combat climate change all of my political life. As with all new technologies, there are a lot of fears and perhaps some exaggeration.

“I certainly don’t accept every single thing that people say about fracking but I think the reason that there are so many concerns is

because it still doesn’t feel as if we have had a very honest debate about this.

“I think people are still very, very suspicious of a government, for example, who will claim it is going to lead to lower prices and yet the evidence we have seen from people like Ofgem and Deutsche Bank is that because the gas markets and geology are so very different in the EU from the US there’s no real reason to expect those lower prices to happen here.”

She said on her website: “Along with everyone else who took action, I’m trying to stop a process which could cause enormous damage for decades to come. The evidence is clear that fracking undermines efforts to tackle the climate crisis and poses potential risks to the local environment. People today, myself included, took peaceful non-violent direct action only after exhausting every other means of protest available to us.

“I’m in the privileged position of being able to put questions to the government directly and arrange debates in Parliament, but still ministers have refused to listen.

Despite the opposition to fracking being abundantly clear, the government has completely ignored the views of those they are supposed to represent. When the democratic deficit is so enormous, people are left with very little option but to take peaceful, non-violent direct action.”

One former Conservative Energy Minister, Charles Hendry, widely regarded as an expert on the topic, has also voiced scepticism about fracking and criticism of Cuadrilla.

He described the pursuit of shale gas as a costly gamble, adding: “Betting the farm on shale brings serious risks of future price rises.”

Shale gas will certainly provide fuel for one thing in the coming months – a sustained debate about where our energy comes from and how much we are prepared to pay for it. ■

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Marina Life Kirsty Pollard invites you to Share A Coke at Brighton Marina ugust has been so busy with the Continental Market, Make and Take Wednesday Workshops and A Taste of Italy last weekend. This week is no exception with Same Sky’s final Creatures of the Deep workshop and the Share A Coke Tour.

This summer, Coke, Diet Coke and Coke Zero bottles with 250 of the nation’s most popular names on them have been flying off the shelves. From celebrities to excited shoppers, Share A Coke has sparked a summer of sharing. Everyone is invited down to Share A Coke with friends and family.

Coca-Cola will be here for one day only

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bringing you their Share A Coke which is on its journey around the country. Coca Cola are bringing personalisation to Marina Square on Wednesday 28 August from 10am to 4pm.

All you need to do to get involved is come down and tell the team who you want to Share A Coke with and get your personalised bottle! For more information and a map of the tour route, visit www.shareacoke.co.uk.

Same Sky’s Wednesday workshops have once again been a big hit with the kids.

There have been some fantastic creations made at the Shark, Turtle and Dolphin days.

This Wednesday is all about Lobsters and will be the final Creatures of the Deep workshop.

Pop in and get creative with the kids for free at 8 Mermaid Walk, 11am–4pm. There are four different work stations to enjoy and with free parking available to all Marina customers, there is no need to rush.

Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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PRETTY VILLAIN PRODUCTIONS

WHAT IF...?

Pretty Villain Productions presents Yasmina Reza’s dark comedy Life x 3 at Wagner Hall

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retty Villain came into being after an acclaimed, sold out, production of Tennessee Williams’ A Streetcar Named Desire at the 2012 Brighton Festival. The company consists of a professional, award winning director and writer, two professional actresses and a local business owner with a passion for theatre. This has proven to be a formidable range of eclectic skills; however, despite their obviously very different backgrounds, the team has worked seamlessly together. Pretty Villain was soon born with a desire to produce high quality, accessible theatre in Brighton.

Life x 3, a deliciously dark comedy by Yasmina Reza, author of the acclaimed, award-winning Art, is a dinner party with two couples, taken out of its original French setting and into the Cotswolds by Pretty Villain. The hosts had been expecting the visitors the following evening. This, however, is really just the start of their difficulties. The two males are both astrophysicists and at various points in the play gravitate to the subject close to their hearts, except the hosts’ child continually gets in the way. There are tensions and desires between the two couples and a clutch of hidden agendas.

This is the twist though: the play is in three acts, the same disastrous dinner party played out three times, with similarities but subtle differences. We are all familiar with the ‘what if...’ idea of Sliding Doors, in which an entire alternate reality

is played out following one critical event with two distinctly different outcomes. The author suggests in Life x 3 that language unlocks our perception of the world. By having the same evening played out three times, she suggests that reality can be altered by subtle nuances of

“Just when you feel you have a character sussed, you are forced to re-assess your perception” language and our subsequent reactions. Similar to the concept of ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’, the play suggests that meanings are derived by those who interpret the words and ultimately creates our interpretation of the world. Central to the play is the juxtaposition between the large and the small; the scientists discuss the galaxy while a child is crying.

Photos courtesy of Rob Marshall & Roger Kay The audience will delight in the feeling that just when they feel they have a character sussed, a beat change occurs and they are forced to re-assess their perception.

The play takes place at Wagner Hall, in the centre of Brighton. It is a charming venue, with a yurt (a kind of marquee), set in a secret Alice In Wonderland-style garden. The audience will be able to enjoy fine wine, cask ale, continental lagers, jugs of Pimm’s and gourmet food, set against (hopefully!) balmy summer evenings. Pretty Villain didn’t just want to provide excellent theatre; instead, the idea is that the audience enjoy a delightful holistic experience.

Pretty Villain’s first production was The House Of Bernarda Alba. This is perhaps the most famous Spanish play, but was updated and set in the Arab Spring. This was fully sold out and according to Plays International it was an “excellent treatment of the piece”, while the Brighton Fringe Review said it was “a well-directed and adeptly performed production”.

Pretty Villain plans to return in December with a production of David Hare’s The Blue Room.

Pretty Villain Productions presents Life x 3, Saturday 24–Saturday 31 August 2013, Wagner Hall, Russell Place, Brighton, BN1 2RG, for tickets call: 01273 709709, www.brightonticketshop.com www.prettyvillain.com

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kid. When I was talking to Jim about that first scene, in retrospect, he saw that his own stepdad actually was trying to do something good. His methods were completely wrong, but he was actually trying to help him to a certain extent. So again, I was trying not to just play him as a villain, but somebody who was just trying.”

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DESPICABLE HE Steve Carell has been making us laugh since he starred in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.

The Despicable Me star explains why he enjoyed playing a ‘despicable he’ for a change in new flick The Way, Way Back The Way, Way Back offered up your first real louse of a guy. How did that feel?

“Yeah, he seems to be, doesn’t he? [smiles]. It was fun. I don’t even want to say I’m playing against type, but he’s not what I normally play. I didn’t see him as a complete jerk either. Trent is a guy who struggles with who he is and struggles to make the right choices. He just doesn’t have the tools. I think he’s a guy who wasn’t given the kind of upbringing that would lead him to be a more nurturing parent.”

“Going into the shoot, yes, I did know. However, when I first read the script, I wasn’t aware. But it sounded so real to me. That’s why I think you respond to something like that because it seems absolutely horrifying and plausible at the same time. It’s devastating to see the deficit that

Does he know how awful he’s behaving during what is supposed to be a bonding family vacation?

“He’s not great, but he is aware of his flaws at the same time. He’s sort of helpless to it. He’s not trying to be a bad guy. It’s like when you have a coach growing up who’s really hard on you and they do it in the name of building character and toughening you up to become a great competitor.

Ultimately, this guy is being a jerk to a bunch of kids.”

“It sounded so real to me. It seems absolutely horrifying and plausible at the same time”

[Director/Writer] Jim Rash said that the opening scene, where Trent rates his girlfriend’s son (Liam James) as being a “three out of ten” was actually something that happened to him. Did you know that the opening scene came from Jim’s experience?

this kid is starting with during this summer. It clearly defines the type of guy Trent is from early on. You have templates in your mind as to who these people are when you prepare for a role, usually a conglomeration of various people you’ve encountered. He’s a very conflicted character. I think he does feel badly when he does things that aren’t right and I think he does want to help this

Even a role that has layers of awkward intentions, you were all filming at a water park. Did that provide enough of a release for you and the cast?

“I had one day in the water park! I would have loved to have seen Trent come down the slide. That’s what he needed, a good water slide to lighten up the load in his heart [laughs]. It wasn’t like I was in character for five weeks acting like, ‘Don’t talk to me! I’m Trent!’. It was so much fun and everybody was living there on the beach.

I’ve known Toni [Collette] for a while, so it was great to spend the summer with her. It was idyllic that way. And the town had the best fish markets!

We were always having lobster rolls and corn.”

You’ve had quite a run of interesting characters of late, from Burt Wonderstone and The Way, Way Back to returning for Despicable Me 2 and Anchorman 2. Do you ever test your characters out on your friends and family?

“Oh no, I don’t! [laughs]. ‘Hey honey! Watch this!

You’re going to hate this guy! I’m just going to be him for a few days, if that’s okay’. [laughs] No, I do not test. The only character I tested on friends and family was the voice of Gru in Despicable Me. I went home that night and said, ‘Hello, everybody’ and they were like, ‘That’s good!’ [smiles].

The Way, Way Back is released Wedensday 28 August, showing at cinemas nationwide.

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Vivienne We st including letters, glamour to th wood bringing some e fracking pr Balcome. Th otest in diaries, visitor e of punk com typically outspoken first ment lad books, scripts and I'm here to pr ed: “I'm anti-fracking an y photographs. Of debate. They otest. There has been no d are trying to rush this thing through, for most interest is wh thing: protes at?”. We know one t is most certa the correspondence inly IN this year. from the troubled star and her actor husband Laurence Olivier, which sheds light on their tempestuous relationship, as well as some happier times in sunny Brighton.

Sketches of the two on Brighton beach accompany a love letter from Olivier where he calls Leigh “O Woosshing” and “Woolley Lambkin”, and says “O how I want to go to Brighton with you!”. Olivier ended up living in Brighton at 4 Royal Crescent for several years before moving to West Sussex, and was even given the title Baron Olivier of Brighton! What a healthy dose of Hollywood sparkle our seaside town boasts.

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atie Price has given birth to her fourth child, a son called Jett Riviera. The Brighton born glamour model gave birth to 5lb 2oz Jett, who was delivered eight weeks early by caesarean section after Katie developed a potentially lifethreatening infection.

Jett Riviera is the 35-year-old's fourth child and her first with new husband, builder and part-time model, Kieran Hayler.

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year-old Harvey, eight-year-old Junior, and Princess, six.

Katie Price said the C-section was different to the experience she had when giving birth to Junior and Princess. “Bringing life into the world is supposed to be magical. But what I went through was a nightmare,” she told The Sun. Katie said her new baby was taken away from her when he was born, which made her feel “crushed”.

“I wanted to be near my baby," she said. “The only thing that got me through the nightmare was the thought of cradling my little boy.”

Here’s hoping the new family will be back at home and rested very soon!

A big shout out to local band Gnarwolves who have been hitting the big time recently and named ‘one to watch’ for Reading Festival 2013. The trio – made up of Thom, Charlie and Max – have infested the airwaves with their punk sound and played Redfest to great reviews back at the beginning of August.

Speaking ahead of their Reading set the boys described the reaction to the band as “like, woah, genetic engineering has come a long way” and promised festival-goers “25 minutes of punk rock played by people who don’t buy their clothes in high street stores or borrow their opinions from rubbish magazines,” and just “So. Much. Fun.” Nice.

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So David Beckham – the one man we all can agree on fancying in the office – is apparently a bit of a Rizzle Kicks superfan. It has been revealed that the soccer superstar stopped the Brighton-born bandmates to tell them he certainly had them on shuffle.

Speaking to BANG Showbiz last week Jordan said: “David Beckham is really nice, a really lovely guy. We met him at a boxer brief launch. He was nice, he said he listens to our music. We said, ‘We're Rizzle Kicks’ and he said, ‘Yeah yeah, I know you boys’. I was like, ‘Cheers David’.” Nice one, boys.

Rizzle Kicks’ new single ‘Lost Generation’ is out this week, and their sophomore album, The Roaring 20s, drops on 2 September.

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

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hat’s in your bag? Right now mine is brimful of the sort of stuff that you pack because you might just need it. There’s a smart folding umbrella, essential you think as you set off on a promisingly sunny morning fully aware that our unpredictable weather can suddenly change and have you dashing for cover. For the same reason, and as I have not worn a coat or jacket now for several weeks, there is a fairly nasty cagoule. There will have to be a storm of biblical proportions before I don the offensive beige item, but you just never know.

In another pocket there is a small pharmacy of what I consider to be essential medication, wet wipes, cotton buds and toothpicks. One can never be too well prepared.

In another pocket I keep keys and pens, another houses paperwork that I will need each day, a rapidly reduced amount now as I keep so much on my much loved iPad. In the final pocket I keep said iPad, cables to charge it and sundry other stuff relating to my wide collection of electronic gadgets, most of which are Apple Macintosh. Well, I know what I am doing with a Mac. Oh and there are batteries too, a clutch of them all now fallen from their packaging, some of them used and some new – in other words a potential power failure.

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There are batteries too, a clutch of them all now fallen from their packaging, some of them used and some new – in other words a power failure iPad rather quickly so extra power has become an issue. I did have a device that for a while worked well, but with time the plug input became loose and it simply fell out all the time.

But now I have a new device which I am delighted with. The Innergie PocketCell is a sleek device with nice clean lines. The gadget can recharge my iPhone twice or add 4.5 hours to the life of my iPad and according to the packaging will add 15 hours to a Blackberry or Smartphone and an additional five hours to any tablet – should you have chosen not to pick your devices from Apple’s lovely orchard. Now that’s enough to get me through the rest of an average day before I return home and do my regular overnight charges again.

Of course the proof of a new device is in the running of it so I allowed my phone to run pretty low and then plugged it in. As yet the supplied cable is not iPhone 5 compatible, but the cable I already own is so I simply used that one. I believe that a new iPhone 5 adapter has been approved and will be along very soon.

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L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials.

Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Ohso Social

Situated alongside Brighton Pier, occupying the best location on the beach, Ohso opens for coffees, cocktails, breakfast and dinner.

Popular for group celebrations or a romantic table for two. The heated outdoor beach terrace provides a wonderful environment for alfresco dining serving classic fish ‘n’ chips and signature mussels whilst watching the starlings dart between the piers. Ohso hosts legendary summer beach parties nightly when sunny.

Ohso Social, 250A Kings Road Arches, Brighton, BN1 1NB. Bookings 01273 590918, www.ohsosocial.co.uk

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton.

Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces Gars Restaurant

here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900 383, www.thechillipickle.com

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The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indianinspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches: with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com 01273 900384

Indian Summer

Indian Summer has been pioneering authentic regional food from the sub continent for over a decade. The Brighton favourite is listed in the ‘Top 100’ restaurants in the UK by the Cobra Good Curry Guide 2013 and recently awarded Trip Advisor Certificate of Excellence. The new lunch summer offering is completed with a selection of Thalis and new tandoori roasts on Sundays.

Indian Summer, 69 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HQ, 01273 711001, www.indian-summer.org.uk

Italian Al Duomo

Brighton’s longest established family run pizzeria, using fresh ingredients, has recently updated its menu and restaurant team.

Offering a comprehensive array of traditional stone-baked pizzas made fresh daily with gourmet ingredients imported direct from Italy and authentic Italian dishes from the a la carte menu. Gluten-free pasta and vegan dishes are also offered.

Try their special lunch/pre-theatre menu at £9.95 for two courses with a great selection of choices or £12.75 for three courses.

Cocktails are available from the cocktail bar

and Monday to Friday you can enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails from 3pm–9pm. Check out the special mid-week Cabaret Nights, Elvis, Michael Buble and Las Vegas Swing. Open seven days a week.

Booking recommended.

Al Duomo Restaurant, 6 & 7 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton, BN1 1EE, 01273 326741, www.alduomo.co.uk

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Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos.

Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with twocourses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95.

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Food & Drink Andrew Kay enjoys a delicious lunch in the sun at Breeze Brasserie

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breeze by Breeze on a regular basis as it lies on my route to and from Atelier Latest, and I cannot think why I don’t go in more often. I have eaten there a few times now and have never been disappointed by the food, the prices or the service. Maybe it is the location, halfway between home and work, that deters me, which is so irrational that I apologise for the silliness of it.

Anyway, I was due a catch-up with the lovely Ms L, one of my food and literature cohorts, and it seemed like a reasonable place for us both to get to.

As it happened it was a beautiful sunny day and a table on the pavement was available, so we were more than happy to sit in the sun opposite one of the city’s prettiest squares and enjoy the fine weather.

The menu at Breeze is good in that it has a wide variety of choices but without being too long. I get bored easily reading long menus and it also worries me that too many dishes could point to too many freezers and microwaves.

Having been before I knew this not to be true.

Anyway, we started with a much needed large glass of white wine and a bowl of well spiced olives. The house wine is better than good and it was wonderfully chilled for such a hot day.

There is always a temptation to go back to things on a menu that you have had and loved in the past, but Ms L was very strict and insisted that I try something new. I did however point her toward the crisp chilli squid with a sweet chilli sauce. This came piled high on fresh leaves and the chilli sauce is clearly not some supermarket out-of-a-jar job but one made in house. Thankfully she loved it as much as I had in the past. I decided to try the mint and pea risotto balls stuffed with mozzarella. They arrived looking dauntingly large, but the light and fresh flavours were so

good that I did manage to polish off the lot, including another clearly home-made sauce that dressed the plate. It was an excellent start to the meal, that was for sure.

Ms L decided to stick to a seafood theme and chose linguine with prawn and chilli. Now I love prawns but they are off limits right now so I looked on with envy as she tucked in. She’s a tough cookie when it comes to food so I was anxious that she would enjoy her main course as our venue had been my choice. She ate a few mouthfuls and put down her fork. Looking across at me she declared it to be delicious. The pasta perfect, the prawn taut in texture and sweet and the chilli present in exactly the right proportion. I heaved a sigh of relief, she loved her lunch.

I decided to try the lamb steak with mint and honey. I probably shouldn’t have eaten so much red meat but it was truly delicious with a deep sauce that cleverly tasted of honey without being too sweet, and of mint without tasting medicinal. It came with great vegetables too and in a proper, dare I say it, man-sized portion. It’s such a relief to be served a dish that fills you nicely.

I confess that we also went for a second glass of white with our main course but put it down to a need to rehydrate – okay, I know alcohol does the opposite but give a boy a break.

I was far too full for a whole pudding so we agreed to share the lemon tart.

This too was delicious and sharply refreshing, just what we needed, well maybe not needed but wanted. Coffees were also good, my double espresso very dark and piping hot.

Breeze has a great atmosphere, fun and relaxed, the style is quirkily vintage and there is no pressure, you can go in for a simple coffee or a beer, a snack or a full blown blow out dinner. Prices are sensible, you can dine quite economically or you can push the boat out should you wish. Above all, it lacks pretence, it’s a place where you can relax and enjoy some great cooking, classics, modern twists and lighter options, and right now with the sun out it has a great al fresco vibe.

Breeze Brasserie, 98 Trafalgar Street, Brighton, BN1 4ER, 01273 693377, www.breezebrasserie.co.uk

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PHIL GRABSKY PRESENTS: EXHIBITIONS MANET, MUNCH & VERMEER

Ropetackle Centre, Manet: 10 September, Munch: 15 October, Vermeer: 26 November, £10, 01273 464440, www.ropetacklecentre.co.uk Ropetackle spokesman Mark Phillips said: ‘...as an arts centre, we love to indulge in our arty side, so when the opportunity arose to screen three films by awardwinning arts director Phil Grabsky on three of the greatest artists to have ever lived, we leapt at the chance!”

9 Electralounge South of Normal 10 CAKEBOY SKYRIDER 11 HEAVYMAN Roses 12 Nick Conroy Better Days

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 22 September 2013, £30, 01273 709709, brightondome.org If you've ever wanted to see Eddie Izzard, Jo Brand, John Bishop, Stephen K Amos and Lloyd Langford under one roof, this is for you. Five of the best names in British comedy are coming together for an incredible one-off gig during the Labour Party Conference. Also part of the Brighton Comedy Festival.

Brighton Centre, 30 November 2013, £27.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk The Stylistics,with their charisma,style and harmony, evolved into one of the best selling soul groups ever, as the Philadelphia based quartet recorded a remarkable 10 straight top ten hits during the early 1970s.

Plus special guests, The Real Thing.

MIRANDA HART: WORK IN PROGRESS

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ith such a spirited woman at the helm, an evening with Martha Wainwright is in good hands. This stripped back, honest, solo performance provided a wonderful setting for her incredible vocal energy and charisma, fostering intimacy and warmth. Her opening song sent shivers and the closing raw performance of 'Proserpina' sent tears. By turns playful, provocative, reproachful and sensual, she can both smoulder as well as snarl. Bringing new gems, tributes and classic songs to form a set that thrilled the audience, huddled in the darkness warming our hands on her light.

Thank you Martha!

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THE STYLISTICS

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The Old Market, 29 & 30 August 2013, £12.50, 01273 201800, www.theoldmarket.co.uk Hang around the box office and see if you can get any returns for this work in progress from the gentle giantess of comedy, ahead of her Brighton Centre tour dates next April.

KRATER COMEDY CLUB

There are loads of reasons why Komedia has won the ‘Best Comedy Venue in the South’ award: lovely bar staff, clean loos, beefy bouncers to keep chatterers and hecklers under control, airconditioning (suddenly vital!), and funny guys on the stage. On Friday, three very different comedians plus chirpy compere Stephen Grant made us laugh for hours. Affable Sunderland comic Matt Reed faced up to a leery stag do and won. Grumpy American Dave Fulton shocked with his unapologetically non-PC gags. Star Paul Sinha topped the bill and his intelligent, anecdotal style was a super finale to a giggletastic night.

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PRIVATES ON PARADE

Peter Nichols' play is a great work and an ambitious one, tackling themes of war, racism and sexuality and dishing it up with song and dance. In the wrong hands it could be a disaster but here the cast and direction do the thing proud. Jason Sutton gives a marvellous rendering of Terry, the camp leader of SADUSEA, a concert party in the Far East post WW II. Eric Potts steals the scenes he commands and the rest of the company, mainly young actors, dare I say it, pull it off. This is an unmissable treat, packed with great gags and heart rending emotions cleverly gift wrapped in wild campery and tied up in with a spot of well used nudity.

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WHAT’S ON STAGE

STAGE: FIDDLER ON THE ROOF Craig Revel Horwood directs and choreographs a new touring production of the classic musical at The Hawth

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ever let anyone deceive you into thinking that a musical is a bit of theatrical fluff.

Look beyond the fun songs penned

by Rodgers and Hammerstein and nealry all of their hits had a dark underbelly. Fiddler On The Roof falls into the same category.

Okay, ‘If I Were A Rich Man’ may well be one of the funniest songs in any show, it hardly

ecapsulates the dark tale of persecuted Russian peasants that is the core of the work.

Fiddler On The Roof has become one of the most popular and beloved of all stage musicals and one of Broadway’s longestrunning of all time with a marathon run of over 13 years and over 3,000 performances from its premiere in 1964. It won nine Tony Awards, had four Broadway revivals and was made into a film of the same name starring Topol.

Paul Michael Glaser is to play the lead role of Tevye, made famous

by Topol, in the forthcoming tour of Fiddler On The Roof.

Paul Michael Glaser was in the classic 1971 film version of the musical (in the role of the student and Bolshevik revolutionary Perchik who falls in love with Tevye’s second daughter).

This new production of Fiddler On The Roof is directed and choreographed by Craig

Revel Horwood, Strictly Come Dancing judge and master of the musical stage. This exciting new production will open at The Mayflower Theatre, Southampton (5 – 14 September) prior to a UK and Ireland tour into spring 2014.

Craig’s new production will capture all the emotions of laughter and joy to tears and sadness and is filled to the brim with memorable and instantly recognisable songs including, of course, ‘If I Were a Rich Man’, ‘Matchmaker Matchmaker’, ‘Sunrise, Sunset’, ‘To Life’, ‘Tradition’ and many more.

Tevye, the local milkman in his village of Anatevka, has always stuck by his traditions but suddenly his headstrong daughters decide that they want to marry for love rather than accept whatever Yente the Matchmaker comes up with. Tevye loves his daughters but has to convince his wife, and the villagers, that their decisions are actually falling in with tradition.

Even if it means conjuring up ghosts of dead wives and scaring his own wife to bits in order to get her to agree. Tradition is all

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>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES Privates on Parade Theatre Royal, Brighton Until Sat 31 August Box office: 0844 871 7650 www.atgtickets.com The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui Minerva Theatre, Chichester Until Sat 14 Sept Box office: 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk well and good but, in the end, the world moves on, as do the villagers but maybe not for the reasons they would have liked. All this is set in 1905 against a background of prejudice, expulsions and pogroms.

Paul Michael Glaser is best known for playing David Starsky in the iconic Starsky And Hutch TV series opposite David Soul. He also made a brief cameo appearance in the 2004 film version of the same and he has many other TV credits to his name. On stage he has appeared in over 50 roles in regional, repertory, off-Broadway and Broadway theatre in the US. His film credits include Something’s Gotta Give alongside Diane Keaton.

He is also a writer of poetry and children’s literature.

Executive producer John Stalker said: “We are thrilled to welcome Paul Michael Glaser to the iconic and starring role of Tevye in Fiddler On The Roof. It is a part he has longed to play for years and that he has chosen to realise his dream in this new production from Craig Revel Horwood for Music & Lyrics is both humbling and tremendously exciting. Musical theatre lovers the length and breadth of the UK and Ireland are in for a very special treat and we expect demand for tickets to be high.”

Fiddler On The Roof is based on Sholem Aleichem Stories. The book is by Joseph Stein, music by Jerry

Educating Rita Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne Thurs 29 Aug–Sat 7 Sept Box office: 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk The 39 Steps Brighton Little Youth! Theatre

The Little Theatre, Brighton Thu 29–Sat 31 Aug Box Office: 01273 777748 wwww.the-little.co.ukBox office Bock and lyrics by Sheldon Harnick.

It was produced on the New York stage by Harold Prince, directed and choreographed by Jerome Robbins. Mr Robbins’ original direction and choreography will be reproduced by Craig Revel Horwood.

Fiddler On The Roof, The Hawth Crawley, Tue 19–Sat 23 November Evenings at 7.30pm Matinees: Wed & Sat 2.30pm Box office 01293 553636 www.tickets.hawth.co.uk www.fiddlerontheroof.co.uk

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS Komedia, Sun 1 Sept, 7.30pm, £10.50/8.50/5

EVENTS: BRIGHTON DIGITAL FESTIVAL Get ready for the city’s largest celebration of digital culture, bringing arts & digital communities together

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his September is setting Brighton on course for an explosion of digital events covering the whole of the creative spectrum. From Sunday 1–Monday 30 September, you can expect your city to be deeply immersed in all things digital; from art exhibitions, performances and comedy nights to conferences, workshops and digital meet ups. One key event is the Wired Sussex Big Connected TV Conference on Wednesday 4 September at Komedia Brighton. Another which is sure to bring a crowd is

COMEDY: BRIGHTON COMEDY FESTIVAL SQUAWKERS HEATS The Brighton Comedy Festival is just around the corner, but prepararions start right now as heats are running throughout September to find the second ever winner of the Brighton Comedy Festival new act competition. Last year’s inaugural heats were of a remarkably high standard, as entrants came not just from Brighton but around the country to compete. Expect to see the best of breakthrough comedy talent.

Komedia, Mon 2 Sept, 8pm, £6

EVENTS: LEAP FOR LOVE Help raise money for Cancer Research UK and join over 100 women in a mass skinny dip in this life-affirming event to support and remember all those affected by cancer. Whatever shape, size or age, don't be shy! You won't be alone.

Brighton Naturist Beach, Sunday 1 September, 11.45am, £15 per ticket (proceeds to Cancer Research UK) EVENT: KIDS’ SUMMER FUN Visit the award-winning Borde Hill Garden for a great run of kids' summer activities every Tuesday and Thursday right through to the end of August. Some of the great things to experience are storytelling, seed planting and educational animal talks.

Borde Hill Garden, Haywards Heath, Tues 27 Aug & Thurs 29 August, 10.30am–3.30pm, £8/5

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One Direction

the talk with broadcaster and journalist Charlie Brooker, following an exclusive screening of his incredible Black Mirror series at the Duke of York’s.

2013 is a special year for the festival as it will mark the exhibitions of some brilliant digital artists. William Latham will show his Mutator 1 + 2 exhibition at Phoenix Brighton while acclaimed artist Simon Wilkinson will deliver large screen projections to a live soundtrack in The Sound Of The Wind In The Trees at The Old Market.

This year doesn’t just welcome the artists, it also welcomes a stand-up comedy night for the first time, with David Trent and TV personality Nathan Penlington. If you’re thinking this festival will suit the digital enthusiasts only, you would be dead wrong. They have taken great delight this year on providing fun activities for all the family from the popular Mini Maker Faire which returns for its third year to the Corn Exchange to digital firework displays, education programmes and opportunities for children to make their own computer games and animations. Make sure you get involved.

Brighton Digital Festival, various locations, Sunday 1 September–Monday 30 September, www.brightondigitalfestival.co.uk

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COMEDY: BENT DOUBLE Zoe Lyons is back hosting the monthly gay-friendly and all inclusive comedy night in the centre of town. Headlined by Shazia Mirza, and with fabulous support from Robert White and Holly Walsh.

FILM: ONE DIRECTION: THIS IS US 3D (PG) Dir: Morgan Spurlock The documentary-maker that brought us Supersize Me is back with something truly completely different – a backstage pass to the well coiffed former X Factor pop sensations One Direction. Promising candid backstage footage and interviews with all the boys (that includes Harry), this is a must for all die hard fans.

Released Thurs 29 Aug Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&FILM, ART&EVENTS FILM: PAIN & GAIN (TBC) Dir: Michael Bay The action director turns his attention to the true story of three personal traineres in sunny Miami who hatch a plan to make their fortunes kidnapping their clients and holding them to ransom.

Pitched as a dark comedy, this takes a twisted look at human nature as the muscly trio’s crimes become more brutal and bizarre.

Starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie.

Released Fri 30 August Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

have seen him on starring in the in the BBC4 film Searching For The Wrong-Eyed Jesus, a road-movie exploring Southern culture through its music and stories.

Fri 6 September, The Basement, 7.30pm, £12

ART: ARTWAVE @ PELHAM HOUSE Four artists: Emily Warren, Sam Hewitt, Erin McAirt and Tiffany Lynch, are exhibiting as part of the annual Artwave Festival. Illustrations, prints and paintings will be on show.

Pelham House, St Andrew’s Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600. Until Tues 24 September.

ART: TIMO ARNALL One of Europe’s leading digital practitioners, Timo Arnall, together with a network of collaborators, reveals the invisible infrastructures that make up our technological world, as part of the Brighton Digital Festival.

Lighthouse, 28 Kensington Street, 01273 647197. Thu 5 Sept–Sun 13 October

MUSIC: JIM WHITE One time Pentacostal, fashion model, New York taxi driver, drifter, pro-surfer, photographer, and filmmaker, his music is the conduit for all the stories he collected along the way, occupying a territory they call ‘outer space alt.country’. You may

MUSIC: SARAH MCQUAID Renowned for her warm and engaging stage presence, Sarah McQuaid is a versatile and beguiling performer folk singer and traditionalist, performing a mix of originals and folk, jazz and even pop songs. She’s also an excellent guitarist, and author of DADGAD, a guitar book that, according to the Irish Times, is ‘a godsend to aspiring traditional guitarists’.

Tues 3 September, The George & Dragon, Houghton, 8pm, £8 For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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MUSIC: STEVE VAI Jeff Hemmings looks at the varied CV of Steve Vai

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eller of over 15 million albums, this American guitarist, songwriter and producer of Italian origin started his career as a ‘music transcriptionist’ for Frank Zappa (notating his work) and toured in Zappa’s band in the early ‘80s before releasing his debut album in 1983.

Influenced by the likes of Jimmy Page, Brian May, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix and jazz-fusion guitarist Allan Holdsworth, Vai started taking guitar lessons form Joe Satriani at the age of 12 (and with whom he still sometimes performs), before attending Berklee College of Music. He then mailed Frank Zappa a transcript of the musicians The Black Page, an instrumental for drums, along with a tape of his guitar playing. Zappa was impressed enough to hire him to transcribe a number of guitar solos, which were published in 1982 in The Frank Zappa Guitar Book.

Vai ended up doing overdubs on many of Zappa’s guitar parts before becoming a fully fledged member of the touring band. Zappa referred to Vai as his ‘little Italian virtuoso’, and listed him in the liner notes as performing ‘stunt guitar’ or ‘impossible guitar parts’.

But his eclecticism and versatility really came to the fore when he went solo and also temporarily joined Graham Bonnet’s band Alcatrazz and then with John Lydon's PiL on the album Album. In 1985 he joined David Lee Roth's new band, post-Eddie Van Halen, enjoying massive critical and popular success before the band petered out when Vai joined Whitesnake, performing all the guitar parts on their Slip Of The Tongue album. In 1990 Vai released the Passion And Warfare album, the song ‘For The Love Of God’ featuring a guitar solo that was voted one of he greatest guitar solos of all time in Guitar World magazine!

A solo artist for most of the ‘90s and noughties, Vai increasingly combined classical with rock via a number of projects, including a performance with the Tokyo Metropolitan Symphony Orchestra, working on composer Ichiro Nodaira’s Fire Strings, a concerto for electric guitar and 100-piece orchestra! By 2010 he had completed his first symphony.

A virtuoso, who combines technical ability with a deep knowledge of music theory, he likes to get out his twin and even triple-neck guitars from time to time. Things sound like they are veering into Spinal Tap territory here (particularly when one finds out he is an amateur beekeeper, and an honorary member of the British Beekeepers' Association...), but Vai, a recipient of three Grammys, is a consummate professional, whose unusual musical career path has taken him to some very interesting places.

Concorde 2, Thursday 5 September, 7pm, £27.50

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WHAT’S ON CLUBS

L7 Bmusic Are you creative, keen & want to make exciting music television?

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hen Latest TV goes live on air Bmusic will be driving the production of the music orientated programming to discover, promote, document and shout with pride about all that makes our corner of the world a diverse and celebrated musical hotbed.

February saw us launch our YouTube channel, youtube.com/thisisBmusic, with a pilot episode of Noise Reel, our entertainment/news and gossip show.

Since this time we've had many features and many more shows hit our channel for our viewing pleasure.

Bmusic need more eager and productive volunteers to help us with all aspects of professional programme creation, including but not limited to; interviewers, presenters, camera operatives, editors, video graphics and animation designers, researchers and sound technicians.

You might even have a great idea for a series of shows that Bmusic can help you develop and produce for future broadcast.

Previous experience isn’t necessary as what we value above all is initiative and enthusiasm, plus specific training on a variety of things can be arranged through Latest TV. This is the perfect time to get involved as we grow so please come and join us to find out more at one of our team meetings happening fortnightly.

Our next gathering of minds is at The Soverign, Tuesday 3 September 2013.

We hope to see you there! With thanks, The Bmusic Team.

Further details will be posted on our social media pages: www. facebook.com/BmusicTV and @Bmusic_TV on Twitter.

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SADE ALI PICKS OUT THE TRUE BRIGHTON CLUB CHARACTERS The top 20 weird and wonderful people you will see in a Brighton club!

1. The DJ stalker – The person standing as close to the DJ as possible, hoping to either make friends or just pretend is their friend.

2. The drink thief – Usually the most intoxicated person in the club, if they find a drink unattended, they’re drinking it.

3. The story teller – That one person, normally in the smoking area. The one who is persistent to tell anyone that will listen their whole life story.

4. The bad man – The guy who will never dance, he will just stand there with his drink and try and look as intimidating as possible.

5. The DJ – It normally helps if they’re there – and more than often have the strangest personality.

6. That girl– That one girl who has absolutely no care to what she looks like, she will dance however she wants all night long and end up being carried home.

7. The joker – The guy in the smoking area, quite often Irish, who just tells the lamest jokes all night long.

8. The toilet lady/man – They will try and charge you £5 for one spray of perfume. And it will be from the pound shop.

9. The celebrity – The one person everyone loves, always gives praise to and will do anything to look cool in front of.

10.The gang of dancers – A small group of people who can all dance really well and will nine times out of ten start a dance circle.

11. The guy who thinks he can dance – He is the one who lingers around the gang of dancers, but unfortunately cannot actually dance.

12. The crap dancers– The group that cannot dance, but disguise it by purposely throwing funny dance moves, e.g the running man.

13. The hater – the one who cannot actually get into the club, so they will stand outside the smoking area all night dancing to the music and trying to talk to people through the fence.

14. The big spender – Always equipped with a bottle of champagne, and will aim to buy every person in the club a drink.

15. The perve – The guy who will do anything to get ‘anyone’ back to his... He always leaves alone.

16. The untouchables – The group of tarted up girls who think they’re too good for everyone.

17. The hood rat – The girl in Nike Air Max, a leopard print coat and giant gold earrings.

18. The hippy – Either with tatty dreads, hippy pants or multicoloured clothing.

19. The drink spiller – The one who, no matter what, will spill their drink.

20.The observers – The group that will just watch all of the above people all night and laugh at everyone.

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WHAT’S ON CLUBS

>DON’T MISS< CAT FACE Don’t ‘be more dog’, be more cat!

But only slightly feline, just in the face. Enjoy a night of party music away from folky or house nights.

Make sure you get your cat face on for fun at Brighton’s most expensive club night.

The Haunt, Friday 30 August, 11pm, £1,000 (or £3 with a cat face) UNDER 18S NIGHT The school holidays are nearly over which means one thing, a chance for teenagers to party one last time before trundling back to lessons.

Dance to the biggest tunes and enjoy unlimited free soft drinks all night!

Oceana, Wednesday 28 August, 7pm, £10/6

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BRIGHTON NOISE

HIGH PRESSURE NIGHTS This club night is a veritable banquet of musical genres, electronica and indie to disco and ‘80s – but only the very best bits.

It will be sure to get you dancing all night long.

Green Door Store, Friday 30 August, 10pm, Free

Andy Hinton on this week’s best gigs

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fter the festival lull gigs are starting to go up on the site at Usain Bolt speed.

There’s some great stuff coming up, The Wave Pictures (maybe the most indie of all indie bands). The wonderful Lanterns On The Lake whose beautiful debut was a highlight of a couple of years ago, the brilliant brass infested live hip-hop of Lazy Habits, the genius rhyming of Scroobius Pip with his sidekick Dan Le Sac supplying the beats.

If anyone has got any cash left after shelling out their hundreds of pounds to see Leonard Cohen at the Centre there’s plenty going on this week (imagine how pissed off you’d be if he didn’t play ‘Suzanne’ – just a thought).

As much as I’d love to see Leonard there’s actually an equally classy gig on the same night at St George’s Church. The Be Good Tanyas have been about for years and after taking a slight hiatus brought out A Collection 2000-2012 last year. Despite being from Canada they have perfected Americana. Three women, voices as smooth as silk, their influences are folk (as in proper American folk), bluegrass, country. Just listen to The Littlest Birds and you'll be hooked. And in St George’s Church this gig will be perfection.

On Thursday at The Green Door Store there’s a night of electronic/dance music with Benin City, Dr/Dr and Kanzi. It doesn’t kick off until 11pm but listening to the bands sounds well worth it if you’re prepared for a late night, and it’s free entry.

At The Hope on Sunday there’s the latest project of David Iver, Black Yaya.

As Alex Flynn says: “Armed with just a guitar and harmonica alongside an occasional sample use, this is set to be a gripping evening of stripped back brilliantly written songs from his new album of Eerie Themes & Tales of Revenge & Murder played in their simplest form by a musician who continues to prove his relevance and importance in the modern music industry”.

To round off the week Crocodiles are at Sticky Mike’s. “Their danceable shoegaze is far removed from the shouty, noise rock of their previous bands,” says Carmen Jose and is more in the vein of Primal Scream that The Jesus And Mary Chain.

More info at www.brightonnoise.co.uk

OLD YELLOW BRICKS OYB brings you a night designed for clubbers with a more refined sense of good R’n’B and funky soul, with a few choice tunes that fall between that spectrum. Great crowd, great vibe.

Digital, Saturday 31 August, 11pm, £5

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STARS | TV

STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

The key to your success lies in your ability to learn new skills and adapt to the necessity of duty. While it may be a far cry from the luxury of your imagination, it may serve to well to remember what you’re working for. You’re feeling heroic, brave and full of fun now that your ruler moves into Leo.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

One friendship takes a decided change and the feeling lifts from well meaning acquaintances to foxy friend which you can have oh so much fun with! You can find more time to relax and enjoy a less than busy schedule. Make the most of this time.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

You’re able to be fastidious about the house especially if working from home. Your ruler has enlivened your academic streak and once again, you can enjoy being a smart alek. Reorganising the home can bring rise to a fresh, smart new outlook.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

While you think you’re holding the world in a rapturous trance, there are some who are harbouring doubts. Underhandedness will have disastrous side effects as you’re not the only one with a game plan and machiavellian tactics can be transparent.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

While so much seems to have been happening behind closed doors in the privacy of your home or even just in your head a swift change in energy boosts your self confidence and enlivens your senses including your labido.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Clarity is yours although what seems right could quickly get muddled when you draw on the reality of others to help you understand your own logic. Just know that if you’re feeling confused, it’s very likely you have psychically absorbed the illfated musings of others.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

As competitive Mars spurs on your friendly desire to spar with all your acquaintances you may discover a talent as you push yourself forward. While everyone wants to be the leader, you’ve got the instinct for it and the X factor which makes you stand out.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

Nothing beats the prowess of go-getting Mars in Leo boding well for business in your tenth house of parenthood and profession.

Yes you’re able to make exceedingly great headroom at work, just don’t forget that part of being great means giving hearty praise..

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Some helpful working news can lighten the mood considerably.

You may meet an unexpected love prospect during a social gathering. Not all that sparkles is gold though so watch that frisson doesn’t blind you to the reality behind the veil of fantasy.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Partners are coming round now and should be less of a handful.

Your desires go underground and won’t be satisfied with anything superficial, you need a deep connection to something or someone who can take into the hub of profundity.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

It’s interesting to note that what matters today once didn’t matter to you at all, so could it not be that what matters to you now maybe one day will be replaced by a whole new set of values and problems? Deep changes can be unsettling, just hang in there the winds of change are not yet complete.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Partnerships wave their magic wands and as if by magic ‘Poof go your troubles’. Of course it would be nice to imagine that partnerships can do all that, but there is something to be said for keeping the peace. Niggling bad relationships can eat away at your concentration; try and make peace now.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 827 AUGUST – 2 SEPTEMBER memories of stumbling in as a teenager and as silently as possible watching late night Prisoner Cell Block H in utter delight at the outlandish and truly convincing (save for the wobbly walls) storylines that were dished up. I’m so pleased.

With Victoria Nangle They’re still here. And so are, in some form, the original characters. Awe. Some.

Episode one sees the arrival of Bea Smith – I know! – who, through flashback, it is revealed is on remand for the attempted murder of her abusive husband. Her overpowering priority is her daughter Debbie. For fans of the original characters... there’s more. Mrs Fletcher is the governor. Lizzie Birdsworth is not quite as geriatric but just as well-meaning, and Doreen Anderson has her little daughter with her in her his month I’ve found myself pretty much cell. Even Vera Bennett can be found on the addicted to the new Netflix drama Orange Is warders’ side, only this time she’s decidedly The New Black. Specially commissioned by prisoner-friendly as opposed to the ‘Vinegar Tits’ Netflix, and loosely adapted from an we grew to know. I’m sure it’s only a matter of autobiographical novel, it tells of time though. a nice middle class American But this is not just a gentle woman who goes into prison for stroll down memory lane.

“My joy at female- Within the first few minutes we a crime she has committed years before and her slow a prisoner sexually dominated casts in see change from her outside bartering with a guard, Bea persona into someone within with a tranquiliser, jumpsuits knew no subdued the system. It’s good. I know and graphic nudity. There’s a people who watched all 13 rise in crystal meth being bounds” episodes in a single sitting, but I traded behind bars, and hard like to savour my delights. Still, nut Frankie Doyle (yes – I did a it didn’t take me long. double take at that. Bet a certain Scottish shock Fast forward to this week and lo and behold my comic would love to know he almost shared his heart skipped a beat when I heard that the name with this prison’s sexually harassing Top original women behind bars – Prisoner Cell Block Dog contender) looks like she’s behind it. There’s H – had been given a dusting down, updated and also a power struggle amongst the prisoners. released once again into its world of captivity. My Extensive and uncomfortable to watch searches joy at female-dominated casts in jumpsuits knew that Bea is assured will soon seem routine to her. no bounds.

And even an a capella rendition of ‘He Used To Truly, it’s not often that you get drama in which Bring Me Roses’, the original chart-topping theme women speak to women without men playing tune. Well done, Channel 5. I’m ever so pleased much of a role in the discussion on TV. They’re not with you. coy; social niceties are replaced by strategic Wentworth Prison, Channel 5, Wednesday 28 allegiances and there is a real physical power and August 2013 at times menace from these ladies. Just like in Orange Is The New Black, only more so.

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tuesday 27 Top Boy Channel 4, 9pm Estate living in East London – full o’ crime, innit?! Quite. Well, this estate certainly lives up to the reputation as the younger members of Dushane’s crew take a precautionary break from drug dealing, what with the fuzz being all over Summerhouse after Dushane’s arrest, and instead take up shoplifting for a spell.

Family Tree BBC2, 10pm Still Stateside, and now joined by sis Bea and pal Pete, Tom discovers that their great-greatgrandmother may have been Native American. You can imagine the excitement, the heritage, the reservation visit.

Cripes. But then an enquiry at a local store reveals the truth. Not quite the same thing.

Wolfblood BBC3, 7pm It’s a rarity that CBBC does something so brilliant that it makes it to another channel for its repeats. Yes, we know Horrible Histories are ace and won awards, but this supernatural drama is something else entirely. Maddy Smith has an extraordinary secret, and rather sharp canines come full moon.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Wanted Down Under 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show.

7.30 EastEnders The group are left in a state of shock when they make a discovery in the caravan which could leave them in a lot of trouble.

7.57 BBC News;d Regional News 8.00 Holby City Chrissie falls apart when she finds her prognosis difficult to deal with. Elliot is taken aback when the offer is laid on the table of a holiday with Sharon.

9.00 New Tricks A young woman’s paternity test leads to the reopening of a notorious murder case from the seedy underworld of 1980s Soho in which the prime suspect was mysterious ex-jazz chanteuse Angela Gold.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 My Hero: Ben Miller On Tony Hancock Ben Miller explores the extraordinary career of his comic hero, Tony Hancock. Charting Hancock’s rise from amateur comedian in Bournemouth to stardom in radio, television and film.

11.35 Paul O’Grady’s Working Britain Two-part documentary series as Paul O’Grady goes on a very personal journey through the history of the British working class.

12.35am Weatherview 12.40 News

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Countryside 999 7.50 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.20 Saints And Scroungers 9.05 You’ve Been Scammed 9.35 Summer’s Supermarket Secrets 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Magnificent Doll (1946) 1.30 FILM: The First Of The Few (1942) 3.25 Talking Pictures 4.15 A Picture Of Britain 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets Dedicated to all things Victorian and featuring items that range from the innovative to the bizarre.

7.30 Only Connect Victoria Coren hosts a special edition of the quiz.

8.00 The Great British Bake Off The remaining 12 bakers have nine weeks and 27 challenges to get through before they are crowned Winner of the Great British Bake Off. But having survived cake, this time they battle bread.

9.00 The Midwives – Old Mum, Young Mum Series following the work of midwives in hospitals. This episode focuses on the midwives at Birmingham Women’s Hospital who care for pregnant mums at both ends of the age range and explores what it means to be an old mum or a young mum.

10.00 Family Tree See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines, with Kirsty Wark.

11.20 The Hairy Bikers: Restoration Road Trip Dave Myers and Si King swap their spatulas for spanners as they get their hands dirty visiting and taking part in projects to restore Britain’s industrial past.

12.20am Sign Zone: What’s Killing Our Bees? A Horizon Special

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Star Treatment 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Long Lost Family 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss Australia 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.10 FILM: Doctor In Distress (1963) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will the truth about Sienna’s hidden agenda be revealed?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Double Your House For Half The Money Sarah Beeny helps people to achieve their property dreams. Builder Greg Pritchard and his wife, marketing manager Jo, bought their barely habitable Bracknell property four years ago, but with the arrival of baby Sam progress on it trickled to a halt. However, what Greg and Jo do have is an amazing view, and the challenge is to design a property to do it justice.

9.00 Top Boy See highlights.

10.00 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents shocking and funny clips from the world wide web.

11.05 Random Acts 11.10 My Phone Sex Secrets Documentary exploring how the recession has driven many women to start work in the phone sex industry.

Student Rosa is a first-time recruit after weeks of unsuccessful job hunting.

12.10am PokerStars.com Caribbean Adventure 1.10 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.35 Beach Volleyball FIVB 2.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.00 British Formula 3 3.30 Ironman 2013 3.55 FIA GT Series 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Chinese Food In Minutes 3.15 FILM: Ties That Bind (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 NCIS US drama about the navy’s dedicated federal agency. The death of a disgraced marine unearths a topsecret military research programme.

8.00 The Killer Prophet: Born To Kill? Documentary. In California in 1970, a doctor and his young family were executed and dumped in the swimming pool of their hilltop home.

The killer was a reclusive 24-year-old who believed that he was on a mission from God. How was John Linley Frazier capable of cold-blooded execution, and why did he target the doctor and his family?

9.00 CSI: NY US crime drama series.

The team investigates a 20-year-old case when the main suspect is found dead on the anniversary of a little boy’s disappearance.

10.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate.

12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.55 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists 4.20 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Spanish Football 11.05 Ford Monday Night Football 1.25pm SPFL Round-Up 1.55 Fantasy Football Club 2.25 Spanish Football 4.30 Fantasy Football Club 5.00 SPFL Round-Up 5.30 Barclays Premier League Review 6.30 Revista De La Liga 7.30 LIVE Capital One Cup 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Barclays Premier League Review 12.00am Football Asia 12.30 Capital One Cup 1.30 Revista De La Liga 2.30 Barclays Premier League Review 3.30 UEFA Champions League 4.00 Capital One Cup 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News 7.00 Emmerdale The revelation of Rhona’s affair sends her on a dangerous downward spiral. Cameron squirms as he is questioned by the police. Amy puts on a brave face over Kyle but Val is not fooled.

7.30 UEFA Champions League Live: Arsenal V Fenerbahce A place in the Champions League group stage is at stake for Arsenal as they face Turkish side Fenerbahce in this second-leg play-off match at the Emirates. The Gunners are aiming to reach the group stage for the 16th consecutive season. Adrian Chiles’ studio guests are Gareth Southgate and former Arsenal players Lee Dixon and Ian Wright. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Adrian Chiles presents highlights of the crucial Champions League play-off between Arsenal and Fenerbahçe. The Gunners are aiming to reach the lucrative group stage for the 16th consecutive season. Gareth Southgate and Andy Townsend provide expert analysis.

11.20 In Plain Sight Drama series about a US Marshall.

12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 8.30 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 11.00 Ashes Fever - The Oval 11.30 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 1.30pm The Ashes England’s Best Days 3.30 YB40 Cricket 4.30 Ashes Fever - The Oval 5.00 Sky Sports Classics 6.00 Ashes Fever - The Oval 6.30 LIVE Women’s Ashes 10.30 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 12.30am Women’s Ashes 1.30 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 4.45 Sky Sports Classics 5.00 Women’s Ashes

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football’s Greatest 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 US Open Tennis 9.00 FL72 Review 10.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 11.00 Road To Kona Ironman 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.00pm US Open Tennis 1.00 PGA Tour Golf 2.00 European Tour Golf 3.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 Live US Open Tennis 4.00am Poker 5.00 Golfing World 5.30 Super League Backchat Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Got To Dance: Uncut (x2) 1.00 Glee (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Middle 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 One Direction: This Is Us Special 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 10.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 11.00 Arrow (x2) 1.00am Road Wars

7.00pm Wolfblood. See highlights. 7.30 Wolfblood 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 New: Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Badults 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am New: Don’t Tell The Bride 1.10 Badults 1.40 Shoplife 2.40 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes

7.00pm News 7.30 Nature’s Microworlds 8.00 Archaeology: A Secret History 9.00 Ancient Greece: The Greatest Show On Earth 10.00 20th Century Battlefields 11.00 Stories From The Dark Earth: Meet The Ancestors Revisited 12.00am Insect Dissection: How Insects Work 1.00 Nature’s Microworlds

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Funniest 100 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: The Chronicles Of Riddick (2004) 12.20am The Big Reunion

11.35am The Darling Buds Of May 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.40 Wild At Heart 2.40 Wycliffe 3.50 The Upper Hand 4.25 Duty Free 4.55 Home To Roost 5.25 Downton Abbey 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Place Of Execution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Happy Endings 10.30 The Cleveland Show 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Uncut 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.50am 90210

11.05am FILM: Oliver Twist (1948) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Kirstie Allsopp’s Home Style 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 Father Ted (x2) 12.15am Grand Designs 1.20 Kirstie Allsopp’s

11.00am Spirited Away (2002) 1.25pm Doctor Dolittle (1998) 3.05 Valiant (2005) 4.40 The Parent Trap (1961) 7.15 The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) 9.00 The Tourist (2010) 11.05 Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008) 1.05am Nurse Betty (2000) 3.20 Close

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wednesday 28 The Culture Show At Edinburgh: Happy Birthday Traverse BBC2, 10pm Born from a brothel and now one of the most exciting venues for new writing in the country, the Traverse in Edinburgh celebrates its 50th year with an actionpacked programme. Sue Perkins goes behind the scenes with artistic director Orla O’Loughlin.

Wentworth Prison Channel Five, 10pm If that names sounds familiar it should. Yes, it’s a contemporary revival of that firm favourite and cult classic Prisoner: Cell Block H. Class. Housewife and hairdresser Bea Smith arrives at Wentworth on remand charged with the attempted murder of her abusive hubbie, discovering who’s top dog in this slammer.

Comedy Fest Live 2013 BBC3, 9pm The Edinburgh Festival and Fringe is teaming with comedic talent, and so for the fourth year running the BBC is gathering the cream of it together for a series of live recordings. Hosted by Kevin Bridges, guests include Russell Kane, Seann Walsh and Jason Byrne, as well as old favourites and newer acts making a splash.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Wanted Down Under 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef After four weeks of intense competition eight exceptional celebrity cooks are left to fight for their place in the semi-finals as they try to impress judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace by cooking just one showstopping dish in one and a half hours.

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. TV personality Nick Hewer has fond memories of his maternal Irish grandfather but has always been intrigued about how a Catholic managed to reach the prestigious office of high sheriff in Protestantdominated 1920s Belfast. On his father’s side, Nick goes further back – to his nine times great-grandfather – and discovers how his family’s fortunes were shaped by the English Civil War. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Call Centre Documentary series following staff in the third largest call centre in Swansea.

11.35 The League Cup Show Manish Bhasin introduces all the best of the action from the second round of the League Cup. 12.40am Weatherview 12.45 BBC News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Countryside 999 7.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.15 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.00 Rick Stein’s India 10.00 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10.30 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Tall In The Saddle (1944) 1.25 FILM: Fort Apache (1948) 3.30 Talking Pictures 4.15 A Picture Of Britain 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show.

6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets Nautical but nice is the theme, as the Flog It! team offer tips and advice about what to look out for in the world of maritime antiques and collectables.

7.30 Only Connect Victoria Coren hosts a special edition of the quiz where knowledge will only take you so far, and patience and lateral thinking are also vital. Series 5 champions the Analysts take on Series 6 champions the Scribes in a bid to be named Only Connect Champion of Champions.

8.00 Restoration Home There’s this home and looks like it could be excellent, right? But it’s not. And then they make it excellent! Yay! 9.00 Martin Luther King And The March On Washington A documentary on the remarkable events that helped shape the US civil rights movement.

10.00 The Culture Show At Edinburgh: Happy Birthday Traverse See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 The Midwives – Expect The Unexpected Series following the work of midwives in hospitals.

12.20am Dara O Briain’s Science Club 1.20 Sign Zone: Australia With Simon Reeve

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Star Treatment 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Long Lost Family 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale As Rhona’s life hangs in the balance, more of her secrets come to light.

7.30 Coronation Street Gail puts pressure on Kylie to get a DNA test.

Karl is infuriated as Stella has doubts.

8.00 Midsomer Murders Harriet Farmer wakes up after being in a coma since the night she tried to elope. Harriet’s boyfriend Finn Robson has been missing since the couple tried to run away together a year before. Then the president of the local chess society, Edward Stannington, is found dead in a lake with an ice pick in his back. His damaged car is nearby and Kate finds a clue in his mouth – a chess notation known as the Sicilian Defence. Could the attack which left Harriet for dead a year ago be linked to moves on a chess board?

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Great Night Out The lads try to cheer up Daz after yet another row with his girlfriend Colleen, but it spells bad news for Glyn in his first day at a new job, working for local psycho gangster Mad Tony.

11.35 The Dales 12.00am Jackpot247 3.00 British Touring Car Championship Highlights 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.00 Undercover Boss Australia 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.10 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 1.25 FILM: Ghosts Of Berkeley Square (1947) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks With the events of the previous day lingering, could this be the end for Sienna and Darren?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 How Not To Get Old This episode looks at anti-ageing creams, skin peels, a £300 limp plumping procedure and a 44-year-old woman attempts to regain the smile she had in her youth.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period. The last in the series focuses upon men of all ages and the way they cope with illness and their fears.

10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker present the topical comedy show.

10.50 I’m Spazticus Hidden camera prank show in which individuals with disabilities play practical jokes on unsuspecting members of the public.

11.25 Random Acts 11.30 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Gordon turns his attention to Juniper Hill Inn in Windsor, Vermont and soon locks horns with owner Robert Dean II over the treatment of his staff.

12.25am V Festival 2013: The Best Bits 1.20 Shameless USA 2.15 FILM: Behind Enemy Lines 2 (2006) 3.55 Three In A Bed 4.50 Countdown 5.35 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Little Princess 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Cabin Pressure (2001) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 The Hotel Inspector Documentary series. Alex Polizzi travels around Britain, helping out struggling hotels. Alex uncovers more than she bargains for when she visits a naturist hotel in Birmingham.

8.00 Nurses Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following some of the 6,500 frontline nurses of the Cardiff & Vale University Health Board, one of the busiest NHS trusts in the country.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction Emma Willis presents exclusive highlights of all the latest events from inside the Celebrity Big Brother house, including live coverage of all the drama and excitement as a housemate is evicted. Who will be leaving?

10.00 Wentworth Prison See highlights.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind-the-scenes treats.

12.00am The Aussie Millions Poker Championship 12.55 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 UEFA Champions League 9.30 Revista De La Liga 10.30 Barclays Premier League Review 11.30 Capital One Cup 12.30pm Revista De La Liga 1.30 Barclays Premier League Review 2.30 UEFA Champions League 3.00 Revista De La Liga 4.00 Capital One Cup 5.00 Total Rugby 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 LIVE UEFA Champions League 10.00 UEFA Champions League 10.30 What’s The Story? 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am Football League Gold 12.15 Football League Gold 12.30 Capital One Cup 1.30 What’s The Story? 2.30 Spanish Football 3.30 Capital One Cup 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.00 What’s The Story?

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 8.30 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 11.30 Women’s Ashes 12.30pm The Ashes - England’s Best Days 3.30 Women’s Ashes 4.30 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 7.30 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 10.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 12.30am The Ashes Australia’s Best Days 2.30 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 5.00 Ashes Memories: Heroes To Zeroes 5.30 Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football’s Greatest 6.30 Super League Backchat 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 US Open Tennis 9.00 Triathlon 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Thrillseekers 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Golfing World 12.00pm US Open Tennis 1.00 Sports Unlimited 2.00 Triathlon 3.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00am Max Power 5.00 Inside The PGA Tour 5.30 European Tour Weekly Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Got To Dance: Uncut (x2) 1.00 Glee (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Middle 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 The Cafe 9.30 Chickens 10.00 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Nothing To Declare 11.30 Road Wars 12.30am Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance

7.00pm Wolfblood 7.30 Snog Marry Avoid? 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Comedy Fest Live 2013.

See highlights. 10.00 Boom Town 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Boom Town 1.00 Badults 1.30 Comedy Fest Live 2013

7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1978 8.00 Around The World In 60 Minutes 9.00 Crash Test Dummy: A Smashing History 10.00 MLK: The Assassination Tapes 10.50 Dreaming The Impossible: Unbuilt Britain 11.50 Flamenco: Gypsy Soul 12.50am Top Of The Pops: 1978 1.30 Around The World In 60 Minutes

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Girlfriends 10.00 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004) 12.10am America’s Got Talent

11.25am The Darling Buds Of May 12.35pm Heartbeat 1.35 Wild At Heart 2.40 Wycliffe 3.50 The Upper Hand 4.20 Duty Free 4.55 Home To Roost 5.25 Downton Abbey 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 FILM: Circle Of Friends (1995) 10.05 Wire In The Blood 11.35 Law & Order: UK 12.35am Wycliffe

1.05pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.05 Scrubs (x2) 3.05 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Footloose (1984) 10.05 FILM: Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (2007) 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.40am FILM: Guadalcanal Diary (1943) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs (x2) 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Grand Designs 1.15 Gypsy Weddings

11.00am Princess Mononoke (1997) 1.45pm Fool’s Gold (2008) 4.05 Knights Of The Round Table (1953) 6.25 A Knight’s Tale (2001) 9.00 Twilight (2008) 11.25 The Escapist (2008) 1.30am Leaving Las Vegas (1995) 3.45 Close

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thursday 29 Location, Location, Location Channel 4, 8pm Time for a spot of fantasy house buying, as Phil and Kirsty travel to the suburbs of South Manchester and through the rolling Cheshire countryside to find ideal retreats for two more couples. If you sold your home now, and all your assets, and your grandmother, could you afford one of these pads?

Poaching With Tom Hardy ITV1, 9pm The second and final part of Hollywood actor Tom Hardy’s documentary on the slaughter of rhinos and elephants in parts of Africa. Visiting and discussing the various conservation policies of Botswana, Mozambique and Tanzania, Tom meets a minister of the environment and a civil war veteran, trying to save their land.

Shoplife BBC3, 9pm From ‘suits you sir!’ to Phoneshop (E4, 10pm), retail is a leveller.

Shoplife follows the lives and loves of a group of young people working in the UK’s largest shopping centre, the Metrocentre in Gateshead. Will Tom’s show go on within the week? Will Abbie pass her driving test? Will Jon get to make some doughnuts?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Wanted Down Under 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The gang blame each other for what’s happened which causes Peter and Dexter to come to blows.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef The semi-finals continue as the celebrities are given their their most daunting challenge yet.

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team travel to a beautiful village in the Welsh countryside to help a widower and his eight-year-old daughter. Through illness and family loss, David and Erica Williams have been living in a dilapidated caravan for six years. The caravan stands next to the shell of a new build that was once going to be their family home. Erica’s mother died two years ago. In 2009 David was diagnosed with cancer. DIY SOS team attempt to turn this breeze block shell of a house into a home.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Nick Hewer delves into his history.

11.35 FILM: Bad Company (2002) Action thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock.

1.25am Holiday Weatherview 1.30 BBC News

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Countryside 999 7.50 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.20 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.05 The Sheriffs Are Coming 10.05 Raymond Blanc: How To Cook Well 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Magic Town (1947) 1.40 FILM: Two Rode Together (1961) 3.25 Talking Pictures 4.15 A Picture Of Britain 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets Our furred and feathered friends provide the theme for this episode’s trade secrets.

7.30 Only Connect Victoria Coren hosts a special edition of the quiz.

8.00 Dara O Briain’s Science Club Science series combining lively studio chat and experiments with cuttingedge film reports. Science journalist Alok Jha discovers he is playing host to an entire ecosystem of microbes and amazing new research suggests this is responsible not just for his health but for his mood and mental well-being too.

9.00 The Men Who Made Us Thin Jacques Peretti travels to America to investigate the parallels between food companies and the tobacco industry.

10.00 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience Rhod investigates opportunities to become a male model. But after failing to impress Julien MacDonald, he ventures into parts of the fashion industry that he never knew existed.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues.

12.20am Sign Zone: Maureen Lipman: If Memory Serves Me Right 1.20 Sign Zone: What Remains

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Star Treatment 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Long Lost Family 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.00 Undercover Boss Australia 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 1.20 FILM: Springfield Rifle (1952) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Under immense pressure, Jim ensures Dr Browning leaves Hollyoaks – but will he go without a fight? And will Mercedes flee with him?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Location, Location, Location See highlights.

9.00 Burgled Documentary from the Cutting Edge team, taking viewers onto the frontline of the battle against Britain’s burglars. With 675,000 burglaries reported each year and a house broken into every 47 seconds, Britain is the most burgled country in the EU. This programme follows police in Leeds as they attempt to tackle the problem using state-of-the-art technology and innovative crime prevention techniques.

10.00 Derren Brown: Svengali Master Showman Derren Brown presents his 2012 Olivier awardwinning theatre show, filmed live in front of a sell-out audience at the Theatre Royal, Nottingham.

11.35 Random Acts 11.40 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series.

12.40am Benefits Britain 1949 1.35 Attack Of The Zeppelins 2.30 Secret Eaters 3.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.20 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 Countdown

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.10 Chinese Food In Minutes 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: Oh Baby (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Titanic Train: Monster Moves A team of British engineers attempts to haul two historic A4 Pacific steam locomotives – each worth more than 2 million pounds – over 5,000 miles across the Atlantic to the National Railway Museum in York.

8.00 The Railway: First Great Western Documentary series following the working lives of the staff of First Great Western, one of Britain’s largest train operating companies.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house, including all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations in the diary room.

10.00 The Man Who Ate Himself To Death Documentary telling the tragic story of Ricky Naputi, one of the world’s fattest men.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind-the-scenes treats.

12.00am Cricket 12.55 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 UEFA Champions League 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 LIVEe European Tour Golf 1.30pm Capital One Cup 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 12.00am LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00 Football Gold 4.15 Football Gold 4.30 Ringside 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona reels as she learns of the long term effects of her drug overdose.

7.30 Kids Without Dads: Tonight More than a million children in the UK are growing up without a father in their lives and the number of lone parent families is rising by 20,000 a year. Tonight reporter Fiona Foster examines what is being done to tackle the issue of absent fathers and asks what the lack of male role models means for society, and for the children themselves.

8.00 Emmerdale Paddy is unsure whether he will be able to forgive Rhona.

8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Presenter and comedian Paul O’Grady loves dogs and is spending seven weeks with the staff and canines at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. His first task is helping deliver a litter of puppies.

9.00 Poaching Wars With Tom Hardy See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Syriana (2005) Starring George Clooney, Matt Damon.

Conspiracy thriller that uses multiple storylines to expose the corrupt workings of the global oil industry.

12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Kids Without Dads: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - England’s Best Days 8.30 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 11.30 The Ashes England’s Best Days 2.00pm LIVE Women’s Ashes 6.00 LIVE International T20 Cricket 10.00 Women’s Ashes 11.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 1.00am International T20 Cricket 2.00 Women’s Ashes 3.00 International T20 Cricket 4.00 Women’s Ashes 5.00 International T20 Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football’s Greatest 6.30 Total Rugby 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 US Open Tennis 9.00 What’s The Story? 10.00 Capital One Cup 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Thrillseekers 12.00pm US Open Tennis 1.00 What’s The Story? 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 Thrillseekers 3.30 Live European Tour Golf 6.30 Capital One Cup 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 Ringside 9.00 IAAF Athletix Magazine 9.30 Barclays Premier League World 10.00 Capital One Cup 11.00 Ringside 12.00am Trans World Sport 1.00 Capital One Cup 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Thrillseekers 4.00 IAAF Athletix Magazine 4.30 Trans World Sport 5.30 Barclays Premier League World Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Got To Dance: Meet The Finalists (x2) 1.00 Glee (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Middle 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Trollied 9.30 Chickens 10.00 Common Ground 10.30 Kick Ass Kung Fu 11.30 Nothing To Declare 12.00am Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance

7.00pm LIVE: Athletics: Diamond League - Zurich 9.00 Shoplife. See highlight 10.00 Live At The Apollo 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Comedy Fest Live 2013 1.30 Shoplife 2.30 Live At The Apollo 3.00 Shoplife

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Proms On Four: Orchestras Of The World Gustav Mahler Youth Orchestra 9.15 Francesco’s Italy: Top To Toe 10.15 Ancient Greece: The Greatest Show On Earth 11.15 20th Century Battlefields 12.15am Richard Pryor - Omit The Logic: Storyville

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: The Wedding Singer (1998) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: American Pie: The Wedding (2003) 12.45am America’s Got Talent

11.00am The Father Dowling Mysteries 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Wycliffe 4.05 The Upper Hand 4.35 Duty Free 5.05 Home To Roost 5.40 Downton Abbey 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00 Wycliffe 10.15 Afterlife 11.20 Law & Order: UK 12.15am Wycliffe (x2)

6.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 9.30 Suburgatory 10.00 Phoneshop 10.30 The IT Crowd (x2) 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Happy Endings

11.30am FILM: Panic In The Streets (1950) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Scandal 10.00 The Big C 10.35 Curb Your Enthusiasm 11.15 Father Ted (x2) 12.20am Come Dine With Me Down Under

11.00am Nausicaa: Valley Of The Wind (1984) 1.25pm Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982) 3.35 The Lavender Hill Mob (1951) 5.10 Carry On Spying (1964) 6.55 Night At The Museum 2 (2009) 9.00 What Happens In Vegas (2008) 10.55 Q & A (1990) 1.35am Copland (1997) 3.45 Close

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friday 30 Big School BBC1, 9pm They say that romance turns up in the most unlikely of places, but Mr Church has his fingers crossed that it might just blossom over ‘chaughts’. That’s the merger of the draughts club and the chess club, as proposed by Miss Postern. This school-set sitcom pootles along happily with the kids clearly knowing best.

Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction Channel Five, 9pm Emma Willis is coming to get you!

If you’re a celebrity, locked in a house, and not enough people like you to keep you locked up and in the public eye daily. Do you think that she prepares differently for exit celebrity interviews than she did for the proles? And here’s your best bits.

Seann Walsh’s Late Night Comedy BBC3, 10pm It’s Seann! He’s up in Edinburgh and he’s having a ball, checking out some of the best and most exciting comedy creating a stir.

Amongst those joining him in this showcase are Tom Rosenthal (him off of Friday Night Dinner and Plebs), Aisling Bea and the Rubberbandits.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Wanted Down Under 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Nigel Slater’s Dish Of The Day Cookery series. Nigel shows us simple recipes.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The group fail to agree on a plan of action and are surprised when Abi comes up with a brilliant idea.

8.30 Celebrity MasterChef It is the last of the semi-finals. Sixteen celebrities started in the battle to be crowned 2013 champion but now only five remain and just one challenge stands between them and a place in the final.

9.00 Big School See highlights.

9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Sitcom.

Everyone in the Brown family has a date for Valentine’s Day except Agnes. Can she really start internet dating at her age?

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show, with team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack joined by Huw Edwards and Sarah Millican, Bradley Walsh and Josie Lawrence.

11.05 Pramface Comedy series.

11.40 FILM: The 51st State (2001) Starring Samuel L Jackson, Robert Carlyl. Fast-paced thriller.

1.05am Weatherview 1.10 News

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Countryside 999 7.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.15 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.00 Hebrides: Islands On The Edge 10.00 Animal Park 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Scott Of The Antarctic (1948) 1.45 FILM: In Which We Serve (1942) 3.35 Talking Pictures 4.15 A Picture Of Britain 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Star Treatment 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Long Lost Family 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets Delving into Britain’s wartime history, the team offer tips and advice on buying, selling and collecting militaria.

7.30 Only Connect Victoria Coren hosts a special edition of the quiz.

8.00 Mastermind Subjects are: Six Feet Under, the life and times of James Ramsay Macdonald, the city of London parish churches of Sir Christopher Wren and the life and work of Alun Lewis.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Monty Don turns his attention to autumn and tackles the problem of what to grow in the dry shade beneath a tree.

9.00 The Burrowers: Animals Underground Chris Packham reveals the underground world of badgers, water voles and rabbits.

10.00 The Trip Comedy series starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon. Steve and Rob visit Bolton Abbey and breakfast at The Angel at Hetton. On their way back home to London they stop off at Steve’s parents’ house.

10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Reading Festival Highlights 2013 Including performances from the likes of Green Day, Foals, Frank Turner, Biffy Clyro, Alt-J, Nine Inch Nails, Phoenix and many more.

12.35am FILM: The Quatermass Experiment (1955) 1.55 Sign Zone: David Starkey’s Music And Monarchy

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cameron receives anonymous messages from a blackmailer. Rhona and Paddy prepare to fight her addiction together.

Charity and Jai vow to make things work for Noah’s sake.

7.30 UEFA Super Cup Live: Bayern Munich V Chelsea Managers Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho cross swords again as Champions League winners Bayern Munich take on Europa League winners Chelsea in the Super Cup. Adrian Chiles is joined

by Gareth Southgate and Lee Dixon for live coverage from the Eden Stadium in Prague, with commentary

by Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley.

10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 FILM: The Boat That Rocked (2009) Starring Michael Hadley, Charlie Rowe, Lucy Fleming, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tom Sturridge, Bill Nighy, Kenneth Branagh, Rhys Ifans, Jack Davenport, Nick Frost, January Jones and Gemma Arterton. Comedy centered around a band of eccentric DJs running a rock ‘n’ roll radio station from a boat on the North Sea. It’s the swinging 60s, but mainstream broadcasters haven’t caught up with the rise of rock ‘n’ roll and pop music.

1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Death Lends A Hand 4.15 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss Australia 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.05 FILM: The Last Command (1955) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks A revelation rocks Trevor’s world, leaving the McQueens in lethal danger.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Four Rooms In this episode the four dealers - Alex Proud, Gordon Watson, Celia Sawyer and Johnny Elichaoff - are tempted by, amongst other things, a chair made with human hair, a royal portrait, human Airfix art and one of the first British passports.

9.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings: The Luck Of The Irish This special episode meets Irish travellers from both sides of the Irish Sea, exploring the special bond they share and some of the values they often don’t.

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts the comedy chat show.

Alan is joined by two of the stars of the forthcoming West End comedy Barking in Essex; Lee Evans and Keeley Hawes. Music is from Rizzle Kicks who perform their new single, Lost Generation.

11.05 Rude Tube Shocking and funny clips from the world wide web.

12.05am Random Acts 12.10 The Last Leg 12.55 I’m Spazticus 1.20 New Girl 1.40 The Mindy Project 2.05 The Ricky Gervais Show 2.35 St Elsewhere 3.25 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.20 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 Countdown

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.10 FILM: Accidental Friendship (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 World’s Biggest Pets For some pet owners big is truly beautiful. In this curious and enchanting one-off documentary we meet the world’s biggest animals. Prepare yourself for looming seven feet tall dogs, rabbits that weigh the same as a 5-year-old and the biggest pet on the planet.

8.00 Construction Squad: Operation Homefront An ‘A-Team’ of ex-military personnel spearheaded by a former special forces soldier come to the rescue of ailing community projects across the nation.

In the opening episode, the team is deployed to Newcastle where their task is to transform a disused hospital into 21 specialist rooms fit for children with special needs.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction See highlights.

10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind-the-scenes treats.

Presented by Rylan Clark and AJ Odudu.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Barclays Premier League World 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 1.30pm Capital One Cup 2.30 Barclays Premier League World 3.00 Football Gold 3.15 Football Gold 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 Ringside 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 6.00 Fantasy Football Club 7.00 LIVE UEFA Super Cup 10.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 10.30 Fantasy Football Club 11.30 Football Gold 11.45 Football Gold 12.00am UEFA Super Cup 1.00 Super League 2.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 2.30 UEFA Super Cup 3.30 Super League 4.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.00 UEFA Super Cup

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 8.00 Women’s Ashes 9.00 International T20 Cricket 10.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 12.00pm Women’s Ashes 1.00 International T20 Cricket 2.00 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 4.00 Ashes Memories: Cool Hand Colly - Melbourne 2007 4.30 Ashes Memories - Gilly Goes Ballistic 5.00 Women’s Ashes 6.00 International T20 Cricket 7.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 9.00 International T20 Cricket 10.00 Sky Sports Classics 10.15 The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 1.00am The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 4.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE: Raw 8.00 US Open Tennis 9.00 Trans World Sport 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Thrillseekers 12.00pm US Open Tennis 1.00 WWE: Raw 3.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00am European Seniors Tour Golf 5.00 Tight Lines Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Glee (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Middle 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Don’t Sit In The Front Row 10.30 Trollied 11.00 Chickens 11.30 Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena 12.45am FILM: Dawn Of The Dead (2004)

7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Robin Hood 8.35 Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 Seann Walsh’s Late Night Comedy Spectacular. See highlights.

11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am EastEnders 1.00 Seann Walsh’s Late Night Comedy Spectacular

7.00pm News 7.30 Proms On Four: John Wilson’s Hollywood Rhapsody 9.20 Youssou N’Dour: Voice Of Africa 10.20 BBC Four Sessions 11.20 Imagine...

Paul Simon’s Graceland Under African Skies 12.50am The BBC One Sessions 1.40 Youssou N’Dour: Voice Of Africa 2.40 BBC Four Sessions

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 FILM: The Break-Up (2006) 11.10 FILM: The Nutty Professor (1996) 1.10am The Big Reunion

9.55am Murder, She Wrote (x2) 11.55 The Father Dowling Mysteries 12.55pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Wycliffe 4.05 The Upper Hand 4.40 Duty Free 5.10 Home To Roost 5.45 Downton Abbey 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am A Is For Acid

3.05pm Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 FILM: Nine Months (1995) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Phoneshop

10.15am FILM: Inn Of The Sixth Happiness (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Orphan (2009) 11.25 Father Ted (x2) 12.35am Sex Story: Fifty Shades Of Grey 1.35 50 Years Of Bad Sex

11.00am Pom Poko (1988) 1.25pm Ice Age (2002) 3.00 Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 4.50 Romancing The Stone (1984) 6.55 The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010) 9.00 Avatar (2009) 12.05am Primer (2004) 1.45 Ocean Waves (1993) 3.25 Close

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saturday 31 The X Factor ITV1, 8pm OMG it’s that time of year again – it’s back! Presented by Dermot O’Leary, the judges dust off their ‘amazed’ and ‘disappointed’ faces and hit the road for the mobile auditions. There’s a familiar face joining the judging panel – Sharon Osbourne is on board, with Gary Barlow, Nicole Scherzinger and Louis Walsh.

Through The Keyhole ITV1, 9.20pm My, with this Saturday night lineup ITV1, you are spoiling us. Keith Lemon finally gets his weekend centre stage, hosting everybody’s favourite nosey programme, poking around celebrity’s houses and diving into their wardrobes.

New series, new look. With Eamonn Holmes, Martine McCutcheon and Dave Berry.

FILM: Grease Film4, 6.50pm Teen love, fast cars and catchy tunes. What’s not to love? And that hair! John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John sing of Summer Lovin’ and get ever so turned around trying to be cool – that’s really important, being cool – and all kinds of dances and friendships happen along the way. An absolute classic.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Home Cooking Made Easy 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Inspire: The Olympic Journey 1.30 Bargain Hunt 2.00 MotoGP: Silverstone Qualifying 3.00 Rowing: World Championships Highlights 4.30 Final Score 5.15 That Puppet Game Show 5.55 BBC News

6.00am This Is BBC Two 7.05 FILM: The Boy With Green Hair (1948) 8.25 FILM: The Little Minister (1934) 10.10 Reel History Of Britain 10.40 The Private Life Of Plants 11.30 University Challenge 12.00pm The A To Z Of TV Cooking 12.45 Caribbean Food Made Easy 1.15 EastEnders 3.10 Coast 3.30 Wild China 4.30 Urban Jungle 5.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets

6.05 South East Today 6.15 Pointless Celebrities A special edition of the quiz, featuring celebrities from the culinary world.

Featuring Rustie Lee and Antony Worrall Thompson, Theo Randall and Rachel Allen, Jean Christophe Novelli and Paul Rankin and Aaron Craze and John Whaite.

7.05 I Love My Country Two teams of well-known British faces from the worlds of sport, entertainment and music battle it out in a bid to prove who knows Great Britain best.

7.50 The National Lottery: Break The Safe Nick Knowles hosts the big-money quiz. Includes the National Lottery draws.

8.40 Casualty Lily is assigned to an emotional case involving a teenage cancer patient in order to learn some empathy.

9.30 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow The series concludes with a trip to the Leeds Grand Theatre, where Michael introduces sets from Jack Whitehall, Andi Osho and Sean Collins. The ever-popular Ardal O’Hanlon closes the show.

10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of six Premier League games.

11.40 The Football League Show The best of the action from all three divisions of the Football League.

12.55am Weatherview 1.00 News

6.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires.

7.00 Proms Extra 2013 Katie Derham looks back at the final week of Proms concerts and broadcasts.

7.40 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom.

8.10 Thatcher: The Downing Street Years Documentary series.

Even as Margaret Thatcher strode onto the world stage with Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev, and the election campaign gathered pace, her colleagues began to feel disenchanted.

9.15 Terror In The Desert International investigative documentary series. British survivors of January 2013’s terrorist attack on a gas plant in Algeria tell their dramatic and harrowing stories.

10.15 QI XL Panel-based quiz where the aim is to be interesting.

11.00 FILM: Jacknife (1989) Starring Robert De Niro, Ed Harris, Kathy Baker, Charles Dutton, Sloane Shelton, Ivar Brogger, Michael Arkin.

Powerful drama about two Vietnam vets, nicknamed Jacknife and High School, searching for the strength to face up to their horrific war experiences and the tragic battle they survived. Their friendship begins to splinter, however, when one becomes romantically involved with the other’s sister, Martha.

12.35am FILM: Federal Hill (1994)

6.00am Jake And The Never Land Pirates 6.15 Jake And The Never Land Pirates 6.35 Poppy Cat 6.40 Poppy Cat 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Bookaboo 7.15 Almost Naked Animals 7.30 Fish Hooks 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Bottom Knocker Street 8.15 Bottom Knocker Street 8.30 Dinner Date 9.25 Saturday Cookbook 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Saturday Farm 12.20pm ITV News 12.35 FILM: Carry On Screaming (1966) 2.25 The Chase 3.25 Midsomer Murders 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News 6.00 New You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill presents a brand new selection of funny home video clips.

6.30 Stepping Out Davina McCall hosts a brand new Saturday night entertainment series in which six celebrities and their real-life partners take on a dance challenge like no other. Loose Women’s Denise Welch and her new husband Lincoln Townley, Dempsey and Makepeace couple Glynis Barber and Michael Brandon, former Westlife star Brian McFadden and his wife Vogue Williams, interior design guru Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and wife Jackie, JLS member Oritse Williams and his girlfriend AJ Azari and WBA Super Middleweight Champion Carl Froch and lady Rachael Cordingley live and breathe dance for the duration of the series.

8.00 The X Factor See highlights.

9.20 Through The Keyhole See highlights.

10.15 ITV News; Weather 10.30 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) Starring Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Russell Brand, Mila Kunis. Romantic comedy. When his girlfriend of five years breaks up with him, a TV composer goes on holiday to Hawaii in the hopes of getting over her.

12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 Volkswagen Racing Cup 7.05 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 Long Course Weekend 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 The Simpsons 12.30pm Undercover Boss Australia 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.15 Come Dine With Me 4.45 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.25 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. It’s the final day in East Lancashire and hairdresser Nigel Womack is hosting an Epicurean evening of love. Will his self-penned Come Dine with Me song raise his guests’ spirits?

6.55 Channel 4 News 7.25 9/11: 102 Minutes That Changed America A historical record of the sights and sounds of the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center, containing emergency radio recordings, video, photos and recorded voicemails.

9.20 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Robert Patrick, Edward Furlong, Joe Morton and Earl Boen. Sci-fi sequel.

In the future, machines rule the Earth, but people are fighting back, so a supercomputer seeks to destroy humankind by sending a virtually indestructible cyborg back in time to kill the human resistance leader in his youth. The boy and his mother, aided by another cyborg, try to alter the events that led to the supercomputer’s creation and the subsequent nuclear war.

12.05am FILM: Fair Game (2010) 2.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.05 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 10.10 Power Rangers: Megaforce 10.40 Slugterra 11.05 Inside Hollywood 11.10 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction 12.35pm FILM: Columbo: Prescription Murder (1968) 2.40 FILM: The Burning Hills (1956) 4.35 FILM: The Four Feathers (2002) 6.55 5 News Weekend 7.00 Cricket: England v Australia Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the second Natwest International T20 as England take on Australia at the Emirates Durham ICG. 8.00 NCIS US crime drama series.

When the NCIS team learns of the shocking murder of one of their former investigative assistants, they soon find out that the victim has been selling information on how to rob a warehouse full of expensive possessions.

8.55 NCIS US crime drama series.

During an investigation into a drugaddicted teenager accused of patricide, Gibbs begins to question Vance’s motives after finding inconsistencies in the investigation that suggest the suspect is innocent.

9.50 5 News Weekend 10.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych A panel of experts and psychologists analyse the behaviour of the housemates.

12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Five VOD Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.00am Ringside 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 8.00 Fantasy Football Club 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Live Championship 2.30 Saturday Night Football 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 LIVE Ford Saturday Night Football 8.00 Ford Saturday Night Football: Game Of The Day 10.00 Ford Saturday Night Football: Match Choice 11.30 Championship 12.00am Saturday Reloaded 1.00 Ford Saturday Night Football: Match Choice 2.30 Ford Saturday Night Football: Match Choice 4.00 Football Gold 4.15 Football Gold 4.30 Championship 5.00 Spanish Football

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 9.00 Ashes Memories Edgbaston 1997 9.30 LIVE Women’s Ashes 1.00pm Ashes Memories Mark Of Distinction 1991 1.30 The Slats & Shane Show: Ashes Memories - Brisbane 1994 2.00 LIVE International T20 Cricket 6.00 Women’s Ashes 7.00 The Ashes England’s Best Days 8.00 International T20 Cricket 9.00 Women’s Ashes 10.00 The Ashes Australia’s Best Days 11.00 Women’s Ashes 12.00am International T20 Cricket 1.00 Women’s Ashes 2.00 International T20 Cricket 3.00 Women’s Ashes 4.00 International T20 Cricket 5.00 Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 5.30 Ashes Memories: Tortoise & The Hare Sydney 1991

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Super League 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 US Open Tennis 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 WWE: Smackdown 11.30 WWE: The Bottom Line 12.30pm LIVE Scottish Premier League 3.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00am European Tour Golf 5.00 Sporting Greats 5.30 Sporting Greats Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm That Hidden Camera Family (x2) 2.00 One Direction: This Is Us Special 2.30 Futurama (x8) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Kick-Ass 2: Sky Movies Special 9.15 A Touch Of Cloth II: Undercover Cloth 10.15 FILM: Dawn Of The Dead (2004) 12.10am Nothing To Declare (x3)

7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Robin Hood 8.30 Great Movie Mistakes IV: May The Fourth Be With You 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.30 FILM: Reign Of Fire (2002) 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 American Dad! (x2) 12.40am Comedy Fest Live 2013 1.40 Badults 2.10 Boom Town 2.40 Great Movie Mistakes III

7.00pm Precision: The Measure Of All Things 8.00 Tiger: Spy In The Jungle 9.00 FILM: Point Blank (2010) 10.20 Definitely Dusty 11.20 Dusty Springfield At The BBC 12.20am Shirley Bassey At The BBC 1.20 Top Of The Pops: 1978 2.00 Tiger: Spy In The Jungle 3.00 Precision

7.55am Emmerdale Omnibus 10.50 Girlfriends 11.50 FILM: King Ralph (1991) 1.45pm You’ve Been Framed! (x5) 4.15 The Xtra Factor Rewind 5.15 FILM: The Borrowers (1997) 7.05 FILM: Small Soldiers (1998) 9.20 The Xtra Factor 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.10 The X Factor 12.30am The Xtra Factor 1.30 Fake Reaction

6.00am Murder, She Wrote (x3) 8.50 Wycliffe 9.55 The Royal 11.00 The Royal 12.00pm A Touch Of Frost 2.00 Murder, She Wrote 2.55 FILM: Housesitter (1992) 5.00 Inspector Morse 7.00 Foyle’s War 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Cracker 1.30 Barbara 1.55 ITV3 Nightscreen

10.05am Scrubs (x5) 12.35pm Glee 1.40 Charmed 2.35 90210 3.30 Rules Of Engagement (x5) 5.55 The Mindy Project 6.25 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.25 Suburgatory 7.50 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.50 Happy Endings 9.20 FILM: Days Of Thunder (1990) 11.25 Phoneshop 12.00am The Inbetweeners

1.10pm FILM: Rear Window (1954) 3.25 River Cottage Bites 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (x3) 6.55 Richard III: The Unseen Story 8.00 Lost Submarine Of WWI: A Time Team Special 9.00 Japan’s Tsunami: How It Happened 10.00 FILM: Orphan (2009) 12.25am Richard III: The Unseen Story

1.00pm Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (2006) 2.45 The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) 4.30 Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) 6.50 Grease (1978). See highlights. 9.00 Run, Fat Boy, Run (2007) 10.55 Scary Movie (2000) 12.35am Saw IV (2007) 2.25 Le Donk And Scor-zayzee (2009)

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sunday 1 What Remains BBC1, 9pm Bit of a star-studded BBC triumph this. Struggling to adapt to retirement Len turns back to his investigation into Melissa’s unexplained death. Pregnant Vidya is equally looking to fill her time, so sets to helping him, but the house is reluctant to give up its secrets and quite how the residents knew Melissa.

The Story Of The Jews BBC2, 9pm Quite a feat Simon Schama has set himself – exploring the history of the Jewish experience from ancient times to the present day. That’s lots! From the historian Josephus witnessing first hand the coming of the apocalypse to the dying of Sigmund Freud exiled in London, and more. Comprehensive.

The Xtra Factor ITV2, 5.40pm Caroline Flack and Matt Richardson are on the trail of all the backstage gossip, chatting to the judges and the hopeful performers who imagine that this year will see in thier big break.

Are Sharon and Louis besties again from the off? Who was that lady/man who flounced out so dramatically? And other info.

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6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Helicopter Heroes 12.40 Countryfile 1.35 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Ultimate Swarms 3.15 Victoria Wood’s Nice Cup Of Tea 4.15 Escape To The Country 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 Britain’s Big Wildlife Revival

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.30 FILM: Mighty Joe Young (1998) 8.00 Around The World In 80 Gardens 9.00 Gardeners’ World 9.30 Beechgrove Garden 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Sunday Edition 11.30 The Incredible Spice Men 12.00pm MotoGP 2.30 Rowing: World Championships 4.00 Equestrian: European Eventing Championships

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Ellie Harrison and Matt Baker head for South Wales’ Gower Peninsula. Ellie visits Swansea Docks to see how its once filthy waters are now so clean that mussels thrive there. And she finds out how little yellow fishes are helping people flush their waste water down the right pipes. Matt joins the divers pulling tonnes of waste a year out of the waters off the peninsular, before hitting dry land to hook up with the volunteers keeping its beaches pristine.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations as they examine people’s treasures.

9.00 What Remains See highlights.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the day’s three Premier League matches.

11.40 That Puppet Game Show Game show run by puppets, containing a unique mix of onstage challenges and behind the scenes sketches. Featuring celebrity guests Claudia Winkleman and Shane Richie.

12.20am The Sky At Night 12.40 Weatherview 12.45 BBC News

6.00 Flog It! Paul Martin brings Flog It! to the Subscription Rooms in Stroud.

6.30 Iolo’s Great Welsh Parks Iolo Williams explores four historic estates in Wales that are havens to wildlife.

7.00 The Great British Bake Off The remaining 12 bakers have nine weeks and 27 challenges to get through before they are crowned Winner of the Great British Bake Off. This time they battle bread.

8.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires.

9.00 The Story Of The Jews See highlights.

10.00 Blackadder The Third Sitcom about E Blackadder Esq, butler to the Prince Regent in the late 18th century. The regent is low on cash, so Edmund sets out to find him a bride with a big dowry.

10.30 FILM: Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003) Starring Colin Firth, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Wilkinson, Judy Parfitt, Cillian Murphy, Essie Davisl. Screen adaptation of Tracy Chevalier’s bestselling novel, inspired by the Johannes Vermeer painting of the same name. 17-year-old Griet is forced into servanthood when her father suffers an accident and becomes unable to work.

12.05am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.00 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Poppy Cat 6.10 Poppy Cat 6.25 Poppy Cat 6.35 Poppy Cat 6.50 Canimals 6.55 Canimals 7.05 Bookaboo 7.15 Almost Naked Animals 7.30 Fish Hooks 7.45 Fish Hooks 8.00 Bottom Knocker Street 8.15 Bottom Knocker Street 8.30 Country House Sunday 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.15 Murder, She Wrote 11.15 ITV News & Weather 11.25 Ade In Britain 12.30pm Columbo: The Conspirators 2.30 The X Factor 3.50 The Chase 4.50 FILM: The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas (2000) 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Coronation Street Karl’s shock admission scares Jason. Hayley is scared as she prepares for her operation.

8.00 The X Factor Dermot O’Leary presents another instalment of the UK’s biggest singing competition.

Gary Barlow, Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger and Sharon Osbourne are searching the nation once again in a bid to discover world-class singing talent. The show has made a return to closed room auditions, with only successful auditionees trying out in front of a live audience.

9.00 Vera Detective drama series based on the characters created by Ann Cleeves. Respected surgeon Dan Marsden is shot dead days before his retirement and his teenage daughters Mira and Karen are abducted. DCI Vera Stanhope, DS Joe Ashworth and DC Kenny Lockhart must race against time to track down the killer and save the sisters. As newcomer DC Barry Kelman joins the team, it is not long before the case takes a violent and unexpected turn.

10.55 ITV News & Weather 11.10 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show.

12.05am The Store 2.05 British Superbike Championship Highlights 2.55 Motorsport UK 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Ironman 7.30 Outlaw Triathlon 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Simpsons 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 FILM: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 4.25 Location, Location, Location 5.30 FILM: Alvin And The Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel (2009) 7.10 Channel 4 News 7.40 Rebuilding The World Trade Center Having been based in lower Manhattan for a number of years, Marcus Robinson documents the reconstruction the World Trade Center through a variety of media.

9.00 FILM: The Dilemma (2011) Starring Vince Vaughn, Kevin James, Winona Ryder, Jennifer Connelly, Channing Tatum and Queen Latifah.

Comedy. A man struggles with his conscience when he discovers his best-friend’s wife is having an affair a revelation that could destroy their friendship and fledgling business.

When he confronts her, she says she will deny all of his claims and shift the blame onto him, so he sets out to gather evidence, only to find his best friend has not been completely truthful either.

11.15 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts the comedy chat show.

Alan is joined by two of the stars of the forthcoming West End comedy Barking in Essex, Lee Evans and Keeley Hawes, plus Kelly Hoppen, Deborah Meaden, Peter Jones and Duncan Bannatyne of Dragons’ Den fame. Music is from Rizzle Kicks who perform their new single, Lost Generation.

12.15am FILM: Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara (2011) 2.50 Emily’s Song 3.05 Four Rooms 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.55 Countdown 5.40 SuperScrimpers

6.00 – 8.40am Children’s television 8.40 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Slugterra 11.00 Inside Hollywood 11.05 Celebrity Big Brother 12.00pm Celebrity BB BOTS: Rylan’s Supersized Sunday 12.55 World’s Biggest Pets 1.55 FILM: Fly Away Home (1996) 4.05 FILM: Nim’s Island (2008) 5.55 FILM: The Pursuit Of Happyness (2006) 8.00 Once Upon A Time Mystery fantasy drama series by the writers of Lost. In an intriguing new twist to JM Barrie’s classic story Peter Pan, Baelfire meets the Darling children who are at risk of being taken by a mysterious Shadow to a land of sadness called Neverland. In Storybrooke, Regina is tortured as Greg and Tamara show their true colours.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house.

10.00 FILM: The Expendables (2010) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Steve Austin and Jet Li. Ensemble action film in which a group of elite mercenaries are hired to overthrow a ruthless South American dictator.

Despite realising on a reconnaissance mission that they have been doublecrossed, the group decide to return to the small country to finish the job and rescue their contact.

12.00am FILM: Blood And Bone (2009) 1.40 SuperCasino 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.00am Ford Saturday Night Football: Match Choice 7.30 Game Changers 8.30 Championship 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 12.30pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.00am Spanish Football 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 Spanish Football 4.00 Ford Football Special 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Triathlon 7.00 Trans World Sport 8.00 Scottish Premier League 8.30 US Open Tennis 9.30 Women’s Ashes 10.30 International T20 Cricket 11.30 Ringside 12.30pm LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 Sporting Greats 6.00 LIVE Super League 8.30 This Week In WWE 9.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 10.00 WWE Vintage 11.00 Super League 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Super League 3.00 Racemax 4.00 Sports Unlimited 5.00 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 Sporting Greats 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 Racemax 10.55 LIVE Spanish Football 1.00pm Women’s Ashes 2.00 International T20 Cricket 3.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00am Sporting Greats 4.30 Sporting Greats 5.00 Thrillseekers 5.30 IAAF Athletix Magazine Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Diversity In Dublin 1.00 Greatest Little Britons 2.00 Futurama (x7) 5.30 The Simpsons (x3) 7.00 Moone Boy 7.30 The Simpsons (x3) 9.00 A Touch Of Cloth II: Undercover Cloth 10.00 A Touch Of Cloth II: Behind The Scenes 10.30 Trollied 11.00 Chickens 11.30 The Cafe 12.00am Ultimate Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm FILM: Race To Witch Mountain (2009) 8.35 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Boom Town 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Cocaine Capital Of The World: Stacey Dooley Investigates 1.00 Some Girls (x2)

7.00pm A Poet’s Guide To Britain 7.30 Proms On Four: Tristan And Isolde 11.50 Imagine... Paul Simon’s Graceland - Under African Skies 1.20am Definitely Dusty 2.20 Youssou N’Dour: Voice Of Africa 3.20 A Poet’s Guide To Britain

7.30am Emmerdale Omnibus 10.15 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 America’s Got Talent (x2) 2.30pm FILM: Dennis (1993) 4.15 The X Factor 5.40 The Xtra Factor. See highlights.

6.45 FILM: Twister (1996) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: The Chronicles Of Riddick (2004) 12.20am The X Factor

8.55am Heartbeat (x2) 11.00 FILM: Vanity Fair (2004) 1.50pm Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide 3.50 Murder, She Wrote 4.55 Foyle’s War 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Wings Of The Dove (1997) 11.10 FILM: Circle Of Friends (1995) 1.15am Wycliffe 2.10 Wycliffe 3.05 Barbara

1.35pm Charmed 2.30 90210 3.30 How I Met Your Mother (x4) 5.30 The Mindy Project 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.30 New Girl 8.00 FILM: Footloose (1984) 10.05 The Inbetweeners 10.35 The Inbetweeners Top 10 Moments 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.40am Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23

8.55am Time Team Special 9.55 The Lost WWI Bunker: A Time Team Special 11.35 Time Team Special 1.10pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x3) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 The Restoration Man (x2) 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 1.15am The Restoration Man (x2)

11.00am Those Glory, Glory Days (1983) 1.00pm Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 2.50 Baby’s Day Out (1994) 4.45 Laputa: Castle In The Sky (1986) 7.20 The Wedding Date (2005) 9.00 48 Hrs (1982) 10.55 The Omen (2006) 1.05am The Wind That Shakes The Barley (2006) 3.40 Close

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monday 2 Robert Peston Goes Shopping BBC2, 9pm Robert Peston looks at how shopping dusted itself off, gave itself a stern talk and transformed from a chore in the 1950s to a favourite hobby in the 1980s. He also looks at how innovative retailers have shaped that image over the years, creating a love affair with shopping.

Under The Dome Channel Five, 10pm The good thing about being in a dome is that when you have to organise a search party for an escaped rogue cop, there’s only a finite amount of space to cover.

This is what Big Jim finds, whereas Junior and Julia bond in the underground tunnels, and Joe throws a teen party. Life goes on.

And secrets leak in a dome.

The Insider BBC3, 9pm This is a rather sly twist on the traditional job interview programme format. Four jobseekers compete for a new position, unaware that one of their number is a spy for the employer. Quirky! Tonight everyone’s getting to grips at Quintessentially Events, with one of the managers undercover.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11.45 Plan It, Build It 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Wanted Down Under 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Reports from around the region.

8.00 EastEnders Determined to get Kirsty back and Max out of the picture, Carl steps up his campaign and does everything within his power to rile Max. 8.30 Fightback Britain Presenters Julia Bradbury and Adrian Simpson present the series charting the role the great British public play in the fight against crime.

9.00 Motorway Cops The reality series revealing the everyday heroism of our traffic police.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Football Focus: Transfer Deadline Day Special Dan Walker and the Football Focus team round-up all the major transfer deadline day moves, with news and reaction from around the country.

11.15 Room 101 - Extra Storage Frank Skinner referees three celebrities as they compete to banish their top peeve or worst nightmare to the depths of Room 101.

11.55 FILM: La Bamba (1987) Starring Lou Diamond Phillips. Music, ambition, success and tragedy all played their part in the life of young Ritchie Valens.

1.40am Weatherview 1.45 News

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Countryside 999 7.50 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.20 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.05 Restoration Home 10.05 Deadly 60 On A Mission 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The Weakest Link 1.45 Inspire: The Olympic Journey 2.15 Great British Menu 2.45 Animal Park 3.30 Talking Pictures 4.15 A Picture Of Britain 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets The 20th century provides the theme with the team offering advice on buying and selling iconic designs of the last hundred years.

7.30 Swansea Market Series tracking the lives of the hard-working traders of Swansea Market.

8.00 University Challenge The team of students representing the University of Keele is up against the University of Liverpool in another first round match.

8.30 The Incredible Spice Men Chefs Tony Singh and Cyrus Todiwala want to transform the way British dishes are cooked at home.

9.00 Robert Peston Goes Shopping See highlights.

10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah talks animals with the presenter of CBBC’s Deadly 60, Steve Backshall, and learns to love sport with Soccer Saturday host Jeff Stelling.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Women’s Football Show Football series looking at the biggest issues in the Women’s game.

11.50 The Story Of The Jews Repeat of Sunday’s programme.

12.50am Sign Zone: Paul O’Grady’s Working Britain 3.50 Locomotion: Dan Snow’s History Of Railways - Learning Zone 4.30 The Imagineers 5.00 Ecomaths: Primary

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Star Treatment 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Long Lost Family 5.00 The Chase

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 12.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 12.55 FILM: The Four Feathers (1939) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The McQueens become aware of Dr Browning’s plan.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals Jamie Oliver provides recipes and money-saving tips for those preparing meals on a budget. Jamie cooks up a roast brisket of beef with all the trimmings, using the leftover meat for a Korean stir-fried rice.

8.30 Gadget Man Comedian, actor and director Richard Ayoade takes a look at the world of technology, covering everything from the everyday to the extraordinary. Richard turns his attention to the increasingly popular world of camping.

9.00 The Lost Hero Of 9/11 Steve Humphries’ documentary tells the remarkable story of a heroic law student and former US Marine who saved two men from the rubble following the 9/11 attacks.

10.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Gordon continues in his quest to transform the fortunes of Juniper Hill Inn. 10.55 Random Acts 11.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings: The Luck Of The Irish Documentary series looking at the world of 21stcentury gypsies and travellers.

12.05am Top Boy 1.00 Run 1.55 Misfits 2.50 Nashville 3.30 St Elsewhere 4.20 4 Rooms 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s teelvision 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Mio Mao 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.10 FILM: Frozen Impact (2002) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Children Of 9/11: Revealed Documentary telling the moving stories of children who lost their parents in the September 11 attacks on New York’s World Trade Centre.

8.00 9/11: The Woman Who Wasn’t There Documentary. Tania Head’s 9/11 tale of escape from the south tower was astounding and she rose to national prominence when she became President of the World Trade Center Survivors’ Network.

However, Tania Head was not in the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Celebrity Big Brother house, including all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations in the diary room.

10.00 Under The Dome See highlights.

10.55 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate.

11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series.

12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 Great Scientists 4.25 HouseBusters 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Scottish Premier League 11.00 Spanish Football 12.00pm US Open Tennis 1.00 Scottish Premier League 1.30 Game Changers 2.30 Fantasy Football Club 3.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE US Open Tennis 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 SPFL Round-Up 11.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.00am LIVE US Open Tennis 4.00 SPFL Round-Up 4.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.00 Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cameron is convinced he has found his blackmailer.

7.30 Coronation Street With Roy by her side, Hayley is prepared for theatre.

8.00 Countrywise Paul Heiney is joined by new presenters Ben Fogle and Liz Bonnin for a brand new series. Today, the team investigate the link between butterflies and the British weather.

8.30 Coronation Street Fraught with nerves, Roy awaits the outcome of Hayley’s operation.

9.00 Doc Martin Comedy drama series about a curmudgeonly GP. Portwenn is buzzing with arrangements for the wedding of the Doc and Louisa. But will the marriage finally go ahead? The Doc is irritated

by PC Penhale, who wrongly assumes he is best man, and Louisa is running late.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Benidorm Gavin’s mother Dorothy arrives unexpectedly but does not stay around long. Janice’s admirer Jack also turns up but overstays his welcome.

11.05 Through The Keyhole Repeat of Saturday’s show.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Scottish Premier League 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 US Open Tennis 9.00 Super League 10.00 Super League 11.00 Football League Gold 11.15 Football League Gold 11.30 Football League Gold 11.45 Football League Gold 12.00pm UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.30 Ford Football Special 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 Spanish Football 3.30 Ford Football Special 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 FL72 Review 7.30 LIVE Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football 10.00 Transfer Deadline Day 12.00am FL72 Review 1.00 Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football 2.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.00 FL72 Review 4.00 Inside Sailing 4.30 Road To Kona Ironman 5.00 Super League Full Time

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Ford Football Special 7.30 Deutsche Bank Championship 12.30pm European Seniors Tour Golf 1.30 European Tour Golf 2.30 WWE: Raw 4.30 LIVE Deutsche Bank Championship 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 TBA 4.30 Thrillseekers 5.00 European Tour Golf Victoria Nangle

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7.00am The Middle (x8) 11.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking (x2) 12.00pm Glee (x3) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family (x2) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Kick Ass Kung Fu 10.00 Arrow 11.00 Arrow 12.00am Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Snog Marry Avoid? 8.30 Would I Lie To You? 9.00 The Insider. See highlights. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am The Insider 1.10 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.40 Snog Marry Avoid?

7.00pm News 7.30 Nature’s Microworlds 8.00 Ceramics: How They Work 9.00 Lost Kingdoms Of South America 10.00 Crash Test Dummy: A Smashing History 11.00 Tiger: Spy In The Jungle 12.00am Tribe 1.00 Ceramics: How They Work 2.00 Nature’s Microworlds 2.30 Lost Kingdoms Of South America

12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x2) 8.00 The X Factor 9.00 FILM: Miss Congeniality (2000) 11.20 Girlfriends 12.25am Fake Reaction

12.50pm Heartbeat 1.55 Wild At Heart 2.55 Wycliffe 4.05 The Upper Hand 4.40 Duty Free 5.10 Home To Roost 5.45 Downton Abbey 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Mr Selfridge 9.00 Downton Abbey: Behind The Drama 10.00 DCI Banks: Aftermath 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe

2.05pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 90210 10.00 FILM: Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (2007) 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.45am FILM: Gun Fury (1953) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Grand Designs 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Sex Story: Fifty Shades Of Grey 12.10am Celebrity Come Dine With Me

11.00am Tales From Earthsea (2007) 1.15pm Aliens In The Attic (2009) 2.55 Doctor Dolittle (1998) 4.35 Great Expectations (1946) 7.00 Brewster’s Millions (1985) 9.00 Mission: Impossible III (2006) 11.25 Spirited Away (2002) 1.50am Deep End (1970) 3.45 Close

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