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11 Interview Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg talk 2 Guns 13 Hopscotch Nurseries Why this local nursery chain is top for tots 13 Lawn Tennis Association Affordable and fun tennis sessions for all ages 14 Hotlist Restaurants to suit all tastes 15 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Pan-Asian delights at Yum Yum Ninja

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Latest TV caught all the action from this year’s Brighton Pride. From the annual parade to the biggest party in the park – the star line-up included Paloma Faith, Alison Moyet, the original (and best!) Sugababes, Ms Dynamite and more.

Watch our show as we give you an inside look at the UK’s biggest Pride festival.

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Transforming our streets Halfway through the Greens’ four-year term, transport chief Ian Davey says progress has been made, but more needs doing.

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sking Ian Davey, the Greens’ transport chief, what he has achieved two years into the party’s four-year term in charge of Brighton and Hove somehow brings John Cleese to mind. In The Life Of Brian, Cleese asks: “What have the Romans ever done for us?” He is assailed by a list, including the roads, which he begrudgingly accepts.

Not that he was happy about it.

Councillor Davey reels off a list of his own. It includes the roads – the cycle lane on Old Shoreham Road and the bus and cycle lane on Lewes Road – for starters. And the 20mph limit covering dozens of residential roads.

Air quality has improved, he said, and a citywide review has brought more coherence to the amounts charged for parking on-street and in car parks.

Brighton Station and the surrounding area – the “gateway” to our city for thousands of visitors – is undergoing a series of changes. And a bike hub is to be built at the station, making it much easier for hundreds of cyclists to find a secure place to park. Edward Street is to have a bus, taxi and cycle lane. He hopes that a planning inspector will back his scheme to pedestrianise

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he West Sussex village of Balcombe has made national news over recent weeks as residents and campaigners have sought to prevent a major drilling project in the area. We should lend them our support, because though Balcombe is some 16 miles from Brighton & Hove, the impacts of the project are far-reaching.

The American company Cuadrilla is due to begin drilling at a site outside the village in their search for oil and gas. If they are unable to extract it by conventional methods,

more of the roads around The Lanes. trains or walking. He talks about Millions of pounds are being spent improving the public realm, making on vital schemes such as shoring up our roads and streets safer – for the seafront arches under the A259. walking, cycling and even just Thousands of old and expensive breathing. He expects some street lights are being replaced with opposition but regards the biggest cleaner, greener and cheaper ones. challenge as a lack of funds.

And a couple of cold winters and the resulting potholes have also made it GOOD FRIEND important to spend considerable Few would expect a Green councillor sums on road maintenance. to have kind words about a member Councillor Davey has faced of the current coalition government opposition to several of the but Ian Davey praised the Liberal measures that he has championed.

Democrat Transport Minister Norman And at times he has been personally Baker. He said: “Most of the good vilified. Like most politicians he stuff that’s happened in transport is wears a relatively thick down to Norman Baker. skin. But it’s not hard to He’s achieved a detect that he amount.” He “It’s about tremendous sometimes takes the cited the push for 20mph criticisms to heart, speed limits in residential rescuing perhaps a little more streets and backing for than some of his sustainable transport the heart colleagues. Even in such as cycling and bus Brighton and Hove, of our city” use, adding: “All this public life is not for under a Conservative-led the fainthearted. administration.”

The Greens have just under two Mr Baker, the MP for Lewes, has years left until voters give their proved to be a good friend to verdict. In that time Councillor Davey Brighton and Hove. Councillor Davey has more plans to persuade people said that the minister was able to to switch from cars to bikes, buses, approve funds for schemes like the

Lewes Road bus and cycle lanes because he knew that Brighton and Hove would make them happen.

Funding for the Lewes Road scheme came from the government, Brighton and Hove Buses and Brighton and Hove City Council.

And when Mr Baker opened the Old Shoreham Road cycle lane, the Greens shared his praise. He returned recently to Brighton Station just after plans for the bike hub there had been approved. Mr Baker’s Department for Transport will put £500,000 towards the not-for-profit scheme. Train operator Southern, Network Rail and the council will also contribute six-figure sums.

Councillor Davey called the proposed railway station bike hub the most comprehensive scheme of its kind in this country. He said: “It’s going to be a great incentive for more people to try cycling. It will also encourage people to combine different types of travel, combining the bike with the train.” The bike hub includes showers and changing rooms, secure bicycle parking and a spares, repairs and servicing centre.

“The Station Gateway Project will bring big improvements,” he said.

they will resort to ‘fracking’ as they and others have done elsewhere.

Fracking is an intensive and wasteful process involving explosives and a high pressure chemical cocktail used to blast cracks underground to release gas. But where fracking has happened elsewhere, it’s been linked to air pollution, contamination of local water supplies and even earthquakes.

For example, contamination meant that residents living near some fracking sites in the US were able to set their tap water alight. And here in the UK, fracking triggered earthquakes near Blackpool. In recognition of these risks, many

However the government continues to support fracking companies’ operations – even though no one fully understands the significant impacts of fracking, or can control them either. For these reasons we recently added our voices to the anti-fracking campaign by declaring Brighton & Hove a ‘no fracking zone’, and we continue to lobby the government to reconsider their view on this risky practice.

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Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on the fracking controversy

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areas in Europe and across the world have already halted local fracking.

Aside from the wider environmental implications of investing in fossil fuels, there’s a more immediate risk that fracking at Balcombe could pollute our city’s water supply (all of which comes from the same essential underground aquifer) and that any subsequent earthquakes could damage our absolutely crucial London to Brighton railway line.

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LATEST NEWS 05 making special applications for funding.” Another key scheme is in the Lewes Road where bus and cycle lanes were due to be completed this month. Thousands of students are expected to use both.

In talking about plans to make the area around The Lanes better for pedestrians, including millions of visitors, Councillor Davey said: “It’s about rescuing the heart of our city.” The outcry when Duke Street was pedestrianised in the early 1980s is largely forgotten now.

Councillor Davey acknowledges objections to the council’s current scheme – being tested at a public inquiry – but added: “Traders are crying out for it.”

Some of the proposals have been modified. The taxi trade was vocal in its objections – as was the bus company. But the options were limited Councillor Davey said, adding: “The station is such a busy area and it’s surrounded by conservation areas. I’d like to have done more but you wouldn’t choose to start from here!”

SEVEN DIALS Even some of Councillor Davey’s political rivals supported his plans for the Seven Dials. Councillor Graham Cox, a Conservative who served as a police officer for 30 years, was among them. The high number of crashes at the Dials underpinned the case for change.

Councillor Davey said: “When we started, everyone was saying you’ve got to do something about the Seven Dials. And when we came forward with plans, everyone said you can’t do that. We’ve been able to take the vast majority of the local community with us.”

Support was tested when the plans threatened a Victorian elm tree. Protests followed before the scheme was adjusted. He said: “The tree in particular showed we listen and respond. I hope now people can see the work progressing. It’s more than half way through. The feedback I’m getting is largely positive. I’m sure people will appreciate the difference that it will make both to road safety and the quality of the environment.” The scheme is due to be completed around the end of the year.

He said: “The Old Shoreham Road wasn’t just a cycling scheme. It was also about making it safer for pedestrians – children going to and from school. Average speeds have dropped from over 40mph to under 30mph. It’s transformed the area from just being a busy road to one which is much more pleasant and much safer.”

He wants to extend the cycle lanes westward to the junction with Sackville Road and Nevill Road.

An application for funds has been submitted. He said: “Much of what we want to do now is reliant on

HOSTILE A £6 million project is intended to transform Edward Street, with £3.5 million coming from Mr Baker’s department. Councillor Davey said: “The street is dominated by the traffic and the infrastructure at the moment.

It's a really hostile environment. It goes beyond being a transport project. It’s about urban regeneration.”

The huge £420 million modernisation of the Royal Sussex County Hospital was one reason for looking at Edward Street as a transport corridor. And American Express’s new offices added to the need for action. He said: “There are

road safety issues there. It’s a hard road for pedestrians to cross and it’s not a good road for cyclists either.”

He hopes that extending the 20mph speed limit will help pedestrians and cyclists throughout Brighton and Hove. He brushes off criticisms that it’s unenforceable. He said: “20mph is almost like a marketing exercise. It’s selling an idea. There will be more promotional work. Interestingly nobody has asked me for their own street to be taken out of the 20mph area – only other streets.”

The latest wheeze – or the latest idea to reduce wheezing – is the proposed low emission zone. The policy has been tested elsewhere and is intended to tackle Brighton’s poor, but improving, air quality. The council is working with the bus companies, listening to traders and talking to innovative engineers at Ricardo in Shoreham.

Councillor Davey said that he and his party had solid achievements to celebrate and more to come.

“Brighton has been decribed as a horse and cart town but we have more than eight million visitors a year. We want to persuade more of them not to drive here. And we want to persuade more of the people who live and work here to make sustainable transport choices. We’re doing the right things and trying to make the best of the situation.” ■

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Wicked Chinese whispers Which coconut elderflower panda grasped a keen fluorescent jockey several times park bench nettle crisps Friday night?

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With Hetty Kwet Dear Hetty, My wife and I were overjoyed to hear of the birth of the new royal baby, Prince George Alexander Louis.

We would like to show our appreciation by sending a small gift to Buckingham Palace, but are unsure as to what we should send.

Could you offer any assistance?

David Goering, Hove

House have issued a list of appropriate presents, which reads: APPROPRIATE GIFTS TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF THE PRINCE OF CAMBRIDGE:

Dear David, Jolly well done! I am glad to see that someone in Brighton and Hove is a patriot. As to the gift, Buck

•Faberge Eggs •Farley’s Rusks •Nappies (Pampers not Huggies) • Babygrows bearing the legend “WHO DA BOSS? I DA BOSS!” • Gripe water (Harrods) • Money Hope this has been of help.

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Who gave diodes and crimson joy faithfully in jelly undertaker’s pocket?

Shhh! Apparently conkers plough a ghastly arrowroot Beaudelaire onto the raised minty Cleethorpes of hell!

Which sucrose priest filled the everlasting cave of nibbles, tubbles, fibbles and scared deaf costermongers with peat and stilton wine?

Which liquorice parson glassed a thousand mothers avidly onto a sudden sickening plateau with seven trifles?

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The main stage saw acts like Alison Moyet, Ms Dynamite and MKS (the original sugababes, don’t ya know?) perform. The brilliant Paloma Faith took to the stage for her DJ set for the finale and whipped up the crowd a treat.

Lisa and Emma in the office are big fans so loved it when they got to have a chat with Paloma backstage after her set. The park was buzzing as Paloma walked on to the stage dressed as her gay icon: Marilyn Monroe. Paloma’s dj set consisted of old school tunes and disco hits that had us dancing on the spot.

MKS sung their latest single, ‘Flatlines’, and looked thrilled to be back together and performing live in front of a very captive audience. Juice FM’s Guy Lloyd was lucky enough to grab a snap with the newly reformed band as he presented the backstage coverage for Latest TV, the BBC and for the Official Pride film.

All in all, Pride 2013 was an amazing day; great crowds, amazing parade and a festival to end all festivals! We loved being part of such a successful day and look forward to next year’s – and the celebrity acts it may bring with it! Paul, David, Dulcie, Phil, Chris and team; we salute you!

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aturday 3 August was a day like no other in the city as we took our place alongside 100,000 people to witness not only the fabulousness of our LGBT community but also to recognise their ongoing global campaign for equality. We were lucky enough to work with the Pride team and have a ring-side seat for the proudest day on the calendar.

The day started with a hearty breakfast at the Hilton Brighton Metropole attended by sponsors and partners and possibly the biggest gay icon of all time: Marilyn Monroe! (well, that’s what she said – who are we to question otherwise?). David Hill, chairman of Pride, gave a rousing speech and we also heard from John Forrest Ales, VP of Brand PR at Hilton Worldwide, who had just flown in from Virginia to support the Hilton’s sponsorship of Pride. We all boarded the open-top Pride bus to Madeira Drive which was swimming with people dressed up as their favourite gay icons; from Freddie Mercury to Lady Gaga, Judy Garland to Madonna, Brighton had it all! With around 60 floats taking part in the parade it certainly was a spectacle, all singing, all dancing, all everything!

Brighton Pride not only offered the most spectacular parade this year but it also boasted one of the best showbiz line-ups at the park.

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08 BRIGHTON WRITES

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Curmudgeonly W hat an old grouch I’m turning out to be, a grizzly old cuss with a tolerance level of zero. A few weeks back I wrote about my dismay at the lack of manners of some bus passengers, the ones who sit in aisle seats and block access to vacant window seats. They seem to believe that they have some sense of entitlement to hog two places – even when the bus is full!

Last week I was travelling home after a particularly tiring day and once again I encountered the same thing.

The one available seat was a window seat, and there was a lady blocking it. I asked politely if she would move over or allow me to get through. Well, you would have thought that I had asked her to lay down her soul for the devil, such was her response.

And it’s happening all the time: on another occasion, a similar incident, this time witnessed by two readers of this column. After the seat hog had gone they engaged me in conversation and agreed with the issue. It made me feel a whole lot better. If only they had been there on the most recent occasion. They might well have calmed me down. Instead I asked the lady to stop trying to transfer her sense of guilt for her bad behaviour on to me, all I wanted was a seat. She muttered on for the next ten minutes, until I politely asked if I could now exit the window seat to disembark.

I’m not a bad person, really I’m not, but I do hate bad manners. And I hate them most when they

“I’m not a bad person, really I’m not, but I do hate bad manners. And I hate them most when they come from people my age or older”

come from people my age or older. I thought we were the generation that held open doors, doffed our caps at passing funeral processions and stood up for ladies on the bus. Someone, a young boy, stood up for me a few weeks ago, and although I had a pang in my heart at being seen as old, I was more than grateful.

Entitlement is a growing issue, the people who seem to feel that they are set apart from conventions and rules. Why is it that smokers feel that it is okay to drop their filthy cigarette stubs onto the pavement? What neurological glitch makes gum chewers feel that spitting out the sticky wad onto the street is acceptable or appropriate behaviour? Where did the concept that litter, once it has left your hand, is no longer your responsibility come from? I don’t remember seeing a notice in the papers or on TV saying that the rules had changed.

The whole atmosphere can be summed up, though not intentionally, by a marketing monster that has dominated our lives for a few years now. I refer to the hideous proliferation of slogans based on the WWII ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ message.

Back then, the sentiment was meant to be comforting, but now it stinks of complacency. Keep calm means shut up, and carry on means ignore the bad behaviour. Well, I’m not for keeping calm or carrying on in that way. I want to wave my arms around and shout at litterers, gum spitters and stub dumpers. I want to sit on the knees of people who hog two seats on a train or a bus, random queuers and queue jumpers, people who shout when all around are quiet, jay walkers who sidle out into oncoming traffic and challenge drivers to run them down, people who stare at you in the street or pass sarcastic comments about the way you look, spitters, hitters, pavement speedfreaks in their souped-up mobility buggies, lovers who walk arm in arm forcing you into the gutter... can’t we just be nice to each other, what would it take?

So I hereby formally apologise in print to those of you who have to witness me challenging rudeness and slovenly behaviour – but I also urge you too not to keep calm and carry on, but to tell it how it is, say that it’s not good enough and make a fuss. More power to us all.

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This August, Britain’s favourite circus rolls up to Hove Lawns to bring you old favourites as well as a whole new show for 2013. We are giving you a chance to win VIP family tickets, granting you exclusive ringside access to all the fun. As if that isn’t enough, you could also get your hands on a collectors’ item Big Top ornament worth £160 — a beautiful model musical box.

Zippo’s Ringmaster Norman Barrett MBE has been in the profession over 40 years, recently becoming a Guinness World Champion along with strong-man Hercules. He hopes to impress many Brighton families with ‘Carnaval’, the new production featuring equestrian star Nicky de Neumann and the thrilling motorcycle Globe of Death. If you miss out on this fantastic first prize, don’t panic. Five runners up can get their hands on a family ticket for two adults and two children so you too can enjoy the full Zippo’s experience.

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After a successful run as King Arthur in the West End’s Spamalot, Joe Pasquale is starting his hilarious new summer tour before a return to panto in December. We have a pair of tickets to give away to his appearance at Worthing’s Pavilion theatre on Sunday 25 August.

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with the name of the competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to give your name, address and telephone number. Closing date for entries: Monday 26 August 2013 except for Joe Pasquale which ends Wednesday 21 August 2013.

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OVER THE MOON FESTIVAL

LUNAR LANDSCAPE An amazing adventure awaits you with ‘The Circus of Mythical Dreams’ at September’s Over The Moon Festival

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estled into the Sussex Countryside Over the Moon is one of the UK festival scene’s best kept secrets, and a truly intimate affair with just 3,000 attendees. Over the Moon is more than just a music festival, it is a genuine celebration of art and culture.

Music is not the only art form to take the spotlight and people are not just attracted by the headline acts but by the wonderfully unique festival atmosphere and experience which is guaranteed at Over the Moon.

Attending this festival ensures that for at least three days and nights, regardless of what else you have or haven’t

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done this summer, it will have been one to remember. To experience Over the Moon is to return to your childhood, and come away with your own fairytale story to tell. This is the place where your imagination knows no boundaries and you can explore your wildest fantasies.

This family friendly festival is a playground for all ages with a host of local, national and international musicians, installation art, theatrical performances, circus, cabaret, film and lots, lots more!

There’s the chance to get involved in music lessons, bush-craft, stonecarving, blacksmithing and wood turning workshops, yoga, tai-chi and reiki classes, or to get involved in flash mob art installations that are sure to leave you inspired and eager to create.

“To experience Over the Moon is to return to your childhood, and come away with your own fairytale story to tell” This year's event will see the likes of the Freestylers performing a live set to coincide with the release of their new album, The Coming Storm.

Expect some classic dance floor fillers and some brand new material guaranteed to get things jumping.

The acts performing across the festival's stages will cover genres

including Balkan, Folk, Blues, Funk, Roots, Dub, Electro, Electro Swing and more. Acts to look out for include Brighton’s Physics House Band, the festival powerhouse that is the Carnival Collective and Gypsy Disco who will be bringing a cornucopia of performance pieces.

Another hotly tipped act is the Hackney Colliery Band who have been receiving airplay and rave reviews across the BBC. The theme for this year’s festival is ‘The Circus of Mythical Dreams’ represented through installations and performances designed to take your mind on an adventure, to kindle the wonders of the imagination and the mystery of dreams. Set up with a great deal of ingenuity and inventiveness, the grounds will be transformed into a haven of magical delights, full of aweinspiring art and spontaneous circus performances, actors and acrobats gadding about amongst the lights, pixies, fairies and other mystical beings, interacting with fellow party-goers who have made the effort of turning out in elaborate costumes. The festival site will become an art installation in itself with the festival goers in their brightly coloured dress up becoming part of the exhibit.

The feeling of freedom felt at this festival will seep into you on arrival, pure silliness is encouraged and noone is here to judge. Sleep under the stars and weave floral garlands

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through your hair, put on your best festival get-up and dust yourself in glitter.

You can truly lose yourself at this festival so come along and, as Allen Ginsberg once said: “Follow your inner moonlight; don’t hide the madness.”

Over The Moon Festival, Friday 13–Sunday 15 September 2013, Hempstead Lane, Hailsham, East Sussex. Weekend adult tickets: £88 Weekend accompanied teen ticket (13-18 years): £45; Weekend child (7-12 years) tickets: £25 Child (Under 7 years) Free! www.overthemoonfestival.com

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Pride 2013, Word Up and Brighton Big Screen

Proud to film Pride Latest TV were proud to film the exclusive coverage of Pride 2013 recently. With a crew of 21 people and 12 cameras covering the seafront, the Parade and the Party In The Park, Latest TV captured some amazing footage of fine performances from Alison Moyet, Paloma Faith, Miss Dynamite, boy band Class A, and MKS (the original Sugababes) alongside other greats acts from the main tent. Our roving reporters also covered the Women's Performance Tent headlined by Lucy Spraggan. The film was produced and directed by Andy Nicholls of Latest TV and a great time was had by all!

Mayor on the parade

Colourful Malcolm

Alison Moyet on the main stage

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A small yet exuberant part of the Parade

Word Up On 1 August, Ink_d Gallery saw the launch of ‘Word Up’, a solo show of words and lyrics art by Ryan Callanan.

Specially for this show, Ryan contacted some of his musical heroes – indie Gods Kasabian and Dance royalty Norman Cook – to turn some of their lyrics into artwork, and both artists countersigned the finished pieces.

‘Word Up’ will be open to the public on 2 August and runs till 26 August.

For more info: www.ink-d.co.uk Words & photos: Diana Frangi

Johnny Webb (Filmmaker), Phil Stilgoe (Motion capture producer), Thomas John (Barrister)

Jenny Ogilvie (Ink_d Gallery manager), Romy Viflic (Ink_d Gallery assistant)

Kelly Edwards (We Love Brighton), Gulia Carri (We Love Brighton), Emma Gilhooly (JBPR)

Ryan Callanan (Artist) , Dan Hipkin (Ink-d Gallery manager and curator)

Ink_d Gallery Stormtrooper

Big Screen launch Brighton’s Big Screen launched on 30 July, in a new location next to the Brighton Pier and the Wheel, with a new seated grandstand, VIP area, licensed bar and refreshment area for everyone to enjoy.

The Launch Night screened Life of Pi in 3D on the gigantic 40 sqm screen, presented by Ibis Brighton City Centre. The Big Screen will be showcasing throughout August some of the biggest recent box office hits including Les Miserables and Oblivion, a huge variety of movie classics and top live sporting events. For more info: www.brightonsbigscreen.com Words & photos: Diana Frangi

Tony Lee, Ella Murray, Claire Martin, Lucy Brown, Bill Murray (Murray Media), Lilla Miskin.

Colin Brace (Boho Green), Carina Macolan (Boho Green).

Charmaine Davies (Marilyn), Matt Whistler (Latest 7), Sofia Khan (So Yesterday, So Vintage)

Yoddi Papa (See That), Amy Swain, Matt Weekes (24 Hour Tickets), Rachel Simm (Latest 7), Chris Dean (Digital Tactics).

The Doo Wop Girls

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L7 INTERVIEW

UNDERCOVER BROTHERS

Latest 7 talks to Denzel Washington & Mark Wahlberg about buddy movies, their Boston/New York conflict & working together on new action-comedy 2 Guns

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fter Denzel Washington completed his powerhouse performance in Flight, the twotime Oscar winner wanted a change of pace, “something a little more fun”. So the 58-year-old superstar teamed up with Mark Wahlberg for the high-octane, wisecracking action comedy 2 Guns.

“When I got a chance to work with Mark it was great,” begins Washington. “I had seen the movie he did with Will Ferrell, The Other Guys, and I thought it was a blast. And 2 Guns was an easy read. I read it and said, ‘I have got to do this’.”

The film sees Washington star as DEA agent Bobby Trench, while Wahlberg plays Marcus Stigman, a US Navy intelligence officer, and together they bid to bring down a Mexican cartel.

But there is a big problem with their relationship — neither knows that the other is an undercover agent. “There was something really interesting there,” says Wahlberg, 42, of the 2 Guns script.

The two-time Oscar nominee has tackled action comedy before with The Other Guys in 2010 and says he immediately saw the film’s potential.

“If you get the right group of people both in front of the camera and behind it, then you can make something really entertaining and enjoyable for audiences,” he says. “Getting people together that can bring these characters to life and make them their own, that was really the key.”

Based on a graphic novel from Boom! Studios, the film is directed by Baltasar Kormákur — who shot the 2012 action-thriller Contraband with Wahlberg — and it brings together on screen what the latter describes as a pair of “guys’ guys”. “When we heard that Denzel was even remotely interested, it was like, ‘If we got Denzel, we got a great pairing’,” Wahlberg says, “because 2 Guns is not a down the middle of the road comedy, though there are plenty of comedic elements to it.”

The film has all the thrills and suspense found in a fast-paced action-thriller but also packs plenty of punch with witty oneliners and plenty of sass from its two leading men. “That brings something else to it,” continues Wahlberg, “a little more weight. They were interesting characters on the page and we had great fun trying to push each

“I would space out my questions. I didn’t want to become too annoying, but how often do you get to work with someone like Denzel?”

– Mark Wahlberg other,” he adds. “It was a lot of fun to play opposite Denzel. A movie like this is a throwback to Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid and all those great buddy movies.”

As with many fine buddy movies, the two main men start off at complete loggerheads, but when their attempt to infiltrate the drug cartel and recover millions misfires completely, Trench and Stigman are renounced by their agency bosses. “We are lying

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to each other at first,” explains Washington.

“He’s undercover Navy and I’m under cover for the DEA. I think I’ve got him fooled. Then there’s my boss in the DEA, she is pulling the wool over my eyes because she is trying to run with the money.”

Wanted by the Mexican drug lord, Papi Greco (played by Edward James Olmos) and by their former Federal friends, the only people they can count on are each other. Luckily for Trench and Stigman, when good guys spend years pretending to be bad, they pick up a few tricks along the way.

“We think we are stealing $3 million from a drug cartel and then it turns out to be $43 million so we know that there’s some bigger thing going on,” Wahlberg explains of their on-screen adventure. “And then we realise that pretty much everyone is after us, so we have to reluctantly help each other because we don’t have anybody else. But we are still both trying to take advantage of each other and lie to each other.”

Even when working together, there’s plenty of conflict between the two feisty characters. And conflict makes for good comedy as well as good drama. “Nobody is who they say they are in this movie,” Wahlberg smiles. “Then as soon as I know he’s DEA I want to bond with him. I want to be his partner and I want to work with him.”

Washington’s character, however, is less than impressed with his partner. “He doesn’t necessarily trust me and my character is a bit naïve in thinking that there is still such a thing as loyalty, honour, duty and those things. He believes in hierarchy. Denzel’s character is obviously a little jaded about that, but we start to come together.

He still f**** me up plenty though.”

When talking about the film, Washington and Wahlberg riff back and forth. “With Mark Wahlberg I am from New York and he’s from Boston so there’s already a conflict,” Washington says with a laugh.

Chemistry is key in a two-hander like 2 Guns.

“Honestly, you are only as good as the guy next to you,” says Wahlberg. “I have been in two-handers where the other hand wasn’t good.” His co-lead agrees. “And there’s nothing that you can do,” smiles Washington, “because they’re giving you nothing. It’s got to be give and take and you have to pick up something from the other guy. I’d heard that Mark is a nice guy. But I found out he was an even nicer guy. He is a giving guy.”

Washington cites as one of his favourite moments from the film a major truck-and-car crash sequence, involving Edward James Olmos and his gang of crooks, while Wahlberg opts for a slightly more sedate set of moments. “Sitting in the car with Denzel was fun because then afterwards I got to pick his brain and talk about things,” he says.

“There are not too many times when I find myself in a position where I can talk to somebody who has experienced a lot of things that I am going through, somebody who you can get good, solid advice from, personally and professionally.

“And there wasn’t any time he was like, ‘Man, leave me the f*** alone!’ I would space out my questions. I didn’t want to become too annoying, but how often do you get to work with someone like Denzel?”

2 Guns is released Friday 16 August, showing at Odeon and Cineworld.

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist

Al Duomo Restaurant, 6 & 7 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton, BN1 1EE, 01273 326741, www.alduomo.co.uk

Donatello

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Ohso Social

Situated alongside Brighton Pier, occupying the best location on the beach, Ohso opens for coffees, cocktails, breakfast and dinner.

Popular for group celebrations or a romantic table for two. The heated outdoor beach terrace provides a wonderful environment for alfresco dining serving classic fish ‘n’ chips and signature mussels whilst watching the starlings dart between the piers. Ohso hosts legendary summer beach parties nightly when sunny.

Ohso Social, 250A Kings Road Arches, Brighton, BN1 1NB. Bookings 01273 590918, www.ohsosocial.co.uk

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton.

Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious

and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900 383, www.thechillipickle.com

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos.

Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with twocourses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95.

Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD

Indian Summer Chilli Pickle Canteen

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches: with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com 01273 900384

Indian Summer

Indian Summer has been pioneering authentic regional food from the sub continent for over a decade. The Brighton favourite is listed in the ‘Top 100’ restaurants in the UK by the Cobra Good Curry Guide 2013 and recently awarded Trip Advisor Certificate of Excellence. The new lunch summer offering is completed with a selection of Thalis and new tandoori roasts on Sundays.

Indian Summer, 69 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HQ, 01273 711001, www.indian-summer.org.uk

Italian Al Duomo

Brighton’s longest established family run pizzeria, using fresh ingredients, has recently updated its menu and restaurant team.

Offering a comprehensive array of traditional stone-baked pizzas made fresh daily with gourmet ingredients imported direct from Italy and authentic Italian dishes from the a la carte menu. Gluten-free pasta and vegan dishes are also offered.

Try their special lunch/pre-theatre menu at £9.95 for two courses with a great selection of choices or £12.75 for three courses. Cocktails are available from the cocktail bar and Monday to Friday you can enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails from 3pm–9pm. Check out the special mid-week Cabaret Nights, Elvis, Michael Buble and Las Vegas Swing. Open seven days a week.

Booking recommended.

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay explores the Pan-Asian delights on offer at Yum Yum Ninja

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was lucky enough to visit Australia at the height of the fashion for Pacific Rim cooking. It was the start of a trend that resulted in a cuisine that later became known as Pan-Asian. At the time it was pretty exciting, although after three weeks of cooking that was 99% protein and fruit, I returned to the UK craving bread and potatoes.

The influence of oriental cuisines on British food goes back a long way. How else would we have so many dishes that figure in our top ten choices that are not indigenous?

When Yum Yum Ninja opened, I went along and had a delicious spread of food, really tasty and very good — but in honesty, I felt it lacked cohesive directio. It was pulling in ideas from all over and it tasted good but somehow it didn’t quite gel.

So when I returned last week I was looking forward to seeing how things had developed, and I have to report that they have developed into a fabulous offering that truly melds asian flavour with contemporary cooking styles.

I was meeting with Ms B, a local businesswoman with a business that goes truly international, so she knows her food. And we agreed that we would let the chef choose our lunch dishes.

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First though, a cooling beer and the best and prettiest rice crackers I have ever seen; black with white polka dots, and all made on site. We loved them, and we loved the pickled cucumber and daikon radish that came too. I finished off the kimchee which had the fire of the real thing and a hint of the fermented flavour, but not quite as extreme as it can be, which for me is a good thing. I loved the seaweed salad and edamame beans too.

Next out was a platter of seared tuna with a sesame crust, cucumber rolls with crab and salmon roe and a wasabi dust. Oh my, what a treat. One I now realise caused a flare up of my gout, but at the time, divine! Superb quality tuna barely scorched and creamy in texture balanced with the raw heat of wasabi really hit the spot. Rice flour steamed dumplings with prawns came next, the clean watery cases and sweet seafood perfectly cooked made us smile. Then when the twice-cooked beef rib skewers arrived, the smiles turned to indulgent grins. Jacob’s ladder is a cut of meat that takes real skill to get right, and the chef got it to a T, succulent, falling apart and deeply savoury, a not to be missed dish.

Next a new dish, not as yet on the menu, but it really should be.

Prawns in a chilli glaze served in deep bowls, with a mysterious, dark citrus gel. Fascinating palate-teasing stuff that we demolished in near silence. Then, in stark contrast, a steamed combination of clams and scallops with samphire that was cleansing and pure, a brilliant juxtaposition of flavours after the beef and the prawn dishes.

In stark contrast once again came seared beef fillet with a sweet gingery sauce, spring onion and shredded mooli and a fine fiery powder on the side. Pretty, and pretty amazing too, a burst of heat that made pudding a necessity.

Neither of us had room for pudding but we were prepared to share a tasting plate, and, my oh my, how glad was I that we did. A tiny panna cotta had aloe vera and rose, a plum pie was a deep fried and cinnamon dusted delight, peanut ice-cream properly nutty and not too sweet, and the caramel wantons with melted chocolate were an indulgence that I plan to repeat very soon.

And yes, you will have noticed, very few carbs. But to be fair we were sampling the finest dishes on a hot and heavy day, and I am sure on another occasion I will head for the noodles and rice.

Yum Yum Ninja looks pretty and pretty funky, and you could be forgiven for seeing it as a noodle bar. The truth is, these dishes are complex and very fine indeed, up there in culinary terms with the finest of fine dining, but without the pretence. I’m looking forward to going back soon, and maybe in a simpler mood trying their new business lunch menu of simple and very affordable dishes.

Yum Yum Ninja, 15-18 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, BN1 1HB, 01273 326330, www.yumyumninja.com

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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STEVE VAI

DOLLY PARTON’S 9 TO 5 THE MUSICAL Theatre Royal Brighton, 5 August 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪

Concorde 2, 5 September 2013, £17.50 + booking fee, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Steve Vai is a virtuoso guitarist, visionary composer, and consummate producer who sculpts musical sound with infinite creativity and technical mastery.

TIM HECKER

1 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam 2 Mirika Legs 4 Africa 3 The Black Fields The Fighter 4 The Last Cry Rebekka 5 Tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT) 6 Afterspark Little Glow 7 The Mighty Rivals Morning Sky (Demo) 8 Three Brians We are Eng-er-land!

9 Chaos Borne The Moment 10 OSARO/RJ LOVIN U 11 The Cocktail Party Hypochondria

St Mary’s Church, 18 September 2013, £13.75/12.50, www.seetickets.com Montreal producer Tim Hecker made his initial breakthrough as Jetone, but followed with ambient music attributed to his born name.

ORQUESTA BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 23 October 2013, £32.50/28.50, 01273 709709, brightondome.org Cuba’s supergroup, Orquesta Buena Vista Social Club return, joined on stage for the first time

by Eliades Ochoa, the singer of Chan Chan in the original Buena Vista film and record.

F*** BUTTONS

Concorde 2, 16 September 2013, £14 + booking fee, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk The duo return with new album Slow Focus, their first self-produced record, and one that looks set to reshape the landscape of the leftfield all over again.

DANIEL SLOSS: STAND UP

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The Old Market, 3 November 2013, £13.50/10, 01273 201800, www.theoldmarket.co.uk Comedy’s internationally acclaimed and award winning half-man half-Xbox.

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SPYMONKEY'S LOVE IN

12 Jamie Bilboa Sunshine Bouncing

15 Stuart Newman Head Hurts 16 Damn Dirty Humans Sanctuary

The Old Market, 9 & 10 December 2013, £16/14, 01273 201800, www.theoldmarket.co.uk Spymonkey turn cabaret on its head and deliver a non-stop list of outrageous favourites.

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nsure whether I needed to see this for a second time in less than a year, I’m so glad that I did. It’s a rippingly good show with a great plot, superb numbers by Dolly herself that actually make sense, and a cast that work their socks off throughout.

Jackie Clunes has certainly found her form and although no dancer, she dances like Rex Harrison sang, she has found her voice – and it’s terrific. Ben Richards is marvellous, devilishly misogynistic, he can dance and he too has found his vocal stride. Anita Louise Combe plays Roz with skill and delivers her big number with unbridled energy.

The tallest order has to be playing Doralee, Dolly’s role. Amy Lennox pulls it off with a confidence and charm equal to Ms Parton’s, and her vocal performance has true country style. For me, the evening was stolen by Natalie Casey who again proved that she is a musical comedy actor of real talent. Never once slipping out of character as the downtrodden Judy, she delivered both her lines and her songs with real dramatic artistry whilst at the same time never compromising on musicality. And the girl can milk the role for humour, too, never missing a laugh. On top of this she ended the show by dropping into full splits! A real star!

Andrew Kay

FROM UP ON POPPY HILL (U)

Another charming story brought to you by Studio Ghibli, as a group of Yokohama teens work tirelessly to save their school clubhouse from being torn down before the 1964 Tokyo Olympics. Goro Miyazaki, son of famous filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki, presents us with a strong young central character Umi, who is constantly balancing school life and motherly responsibilities at home, her actual mother being away. Even though Studio Ghibli excel at relaying simple yet sometimes enchanting tales through a child's perspective, this does not quite live up to some of its predecessors.

Despite a rather dubious, jarring twist involving teen romance, parts of it are innocent and delightful.

Showing now in cinemas. ✪✪✪ Holly Cozens

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With an air of anticipation and moody lighting, The Emporium housed an exceptional show of unique talent. Hosted by Brighton’s legendary Dolly Rocket the night opened up with wicked humour and some fabulous songs. The main attraction here was of course burlesque artiste extraordinaire Immodesty Blaize, who hasn’t performed in the UK for two years.

Supported by the stripping hoola hoop act Chi Chi Revolver, the evening was that of unadulterated glamour and amazement. Back on home soil, Immodesty Blaize owned the night. Elegance and shapely beauty captivated the sold out venue, creating a magical close to a sumptuous evening.

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WHAT’S ON STAGE

STAGE: MAISIE MAISIE

>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES

David Raven (AKA Maisie Trollette) is 80 years old and still going strong

Maisie’s Birthday Theatre Royal, Brighton Sun 18 August Box office 0844 871 7650 www.atgtickets.com

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avid Raven aka Maisie Trollette celebrates his 80th birthday at the Theatre Royal on 18 August, with a party thrown for him

by Brighton’s gay community in recognition of his 40 years in show business, and his fundraising achievements for The Sussex Beacon, local LGBT/HIV organisations and the Thais for Life orphanage for children in Thailand.

David rose to showbiz prominence in the early ’80s as one half of the drag duo The Trollettes, who reigned supreme as ‘queens’ of the London drag cabaret circuit. Along with James Court, the other Trollette, they brought an outrageous slapstick element to London’s drag scene.

Apart from both being first class vocalists, their off-the-wall humour appealed to London audiences in the ’80s who were more used to traditional mime drag acts and drag comics who had come up through the music halls in the ’50s and ’60s.

The Trollettes formed a bridge between those traditional acts, including fabulous Panto Dames such as Dockyard Doris and Phil Starr, and the up and coming more outrageous performers like Lily Savage who were in tune with not only a traditional gay audience but more mainstream audiences also.

David shot to ‘gay stardom’ while he was working at Selfridges Department Store in London on the health food counter, serving mushy peas and salami to London’s ‘hoi polloi’. At night, The Trollettes performed in London’s gay hot spots including The Black Cap in Camden, The Elephant and Castle in Vauxhall and The Cricketers in Battersea.

These names might mean little to a young audience today, but at the time for The Trollettes it was like working at the London Palladium every night of the week.

A residency at The Union Tavern in Camberwell followed, and their nights there became a magnet for

Box office 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Barnum

Barnum Theatre In The Park, Chichester Until 31 August

London’s glitterati. When they were in town, A-list celebrities such as Rudolf Nureyev, Billie Jean King and Martina Navratilova were regular visitors to watch them perform.

Theatre producer John Nathan Turner took a shine to David and Jimmy and took a risk, putting them into their first professional panto in Brighton playing the Ugly Sisters in Cinderella. They were a huge success, and over the coming years David appeared in 19 pantomimes opposite such stars as Peter Davidson, Colin Baker, the late Hugh Lloyd and Wendy Richards, Susan Maughan, Maureen Nolan and Wendy Craig.

David loved his time in panto in Brighton so much that he and his partner Don decided to move here permanently, and they opened Rowland House, a guest house in Kemp Town.

Following his move here, the Trollettes went their separate ways

TOTALLY COMPREHENSIVE!

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and over the coming years David went on to work with some of the biggest names in the business, including Paul O’Grady (aka Lily Savage), Diana Dors, June Brown, Christopher Biggins, the legendary Danny La Rue, The Beverley Sisters and Dorothy Squires, and he introduced a young ventriloquist Paul Zerdin and his puppet Sam to a Brighton audience for the first time at one of the iconic Sunday lunches he hosted at Fudges Restaurant, on Brighton seafront.

Often when entertainers become big names they forget about their communities. Not David; he has been a passionate fundraiser for The Sussex Beacon for the last 20 years. He was there when they made the decision to build what was then one of the first HIV hospices in the country, and he still raises money for them today.

His other passion is the charity in Thailand, Thais for Life. Along with other Brighton based entertainers he raises money for

Dome Discovery Tours

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the orphanage the charity runs in Pattaya. Their fundraising helps pay for basics such as beds for the children to sleep on, school uniforms, school books and their general education.

David still works all the time and for his birthday show he will be joined by many of the artists he has worked with over the years including the West Enders, Miss Jason, Dave Lynn, Drag with No Name and for one evening only he will be reunited with the ‘other’ Trollette, James Court. Local entertainers will be performing a combined Broadway Tribute, female impersonator extraordinaire Ceri Dupree will be making a special appearance and the Brighton Gay Men’s Chorus and the Actually Gay Men’s Chorus will be opening and closing the show. The evening will be compered by Lola Lasagne.

The Pride theme this year is Gay Icons. David Raven is one of our greatest gay icons and his contribution and help in developing Brighton’s LGBT community over the years needs acknowledging by all sections of the community.

Maisie Trollette’s 80th Birthday Show: Celebrating 80 years in the Company of David Raven Theatre Royal Brighton Sunday 18 August, 7.30pm £15–£25, 0844 871 7627 (booking fee applies)

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COMEDY: KRATER COMEDY CLUB Our favourite weekend comedy haven, the backbone of Brighton’s pro clubbing circuit and lots of fun

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heap-load of fun, with names off the telly and radio plus ones soon to arrive there, Krater Comedy Club is a fabulous night out that lets the weekend feeling start as early as Thursday night, and keeps it going until the end of Sunday evening. Each night enjoys fundamentally great comedy acts, but with a different vibe depending on when in the week you go.

Thursday feels fresher, Friday can be raucous, Saturday early evening is in full swing, whereas the late night show embraces its opportunity for cheek and high energy. Sunday’s show is usually suitably happy to let you sit back and enjoy being tickled as you ease to the end of the brief summer party that is the weekend.

This weekend we’re in luck as Stephen Grant – multi-award winning compere and Brighton resident – takes up the MC duties from Thursday through to Saturday’s shows, with Matt Reed taking over and gently guiding us through Sunday’s buoyancy. All weekend sees Paul Sinha (ITV1’s The Chase and BBC Radio 4) headline, showing his dry wit and strong humour as the only gay Asian former medical doctor currently on the comedy circuit who also wins quizzes in his spare time. Supporting on Friday until Sunday is Dave Fulton and Matt Reed (when he’s not on MC duties), and Kelly Kingham takes a comedy turn on Thursday evening.

With special meal deals available too, Krater really can be that one-stop comedy and food evening with a guaranteed no risk factor. And sometimes, when the sun is high and your brain has really had enough, that’s exactly what you need.

Komedia, Thu 15 August, 8pm, £9/6/5; Fri 16 August, 8pm, £16.50; Sat 17 August, 7pm, £22; Sat 17 August, 10.30pm, £10/5; Sun 18 August, 8pm, £12/9/5. Meal deals are also available at a special price. See www.komedia.co.uk/brighton for details.

COMEDY: CHARITY CHUCKLE NEW ACT NIGHT The regular comedy night that directs all of its takings to local charities (£10,000 and counting raised) gives the newer comics a turn on their stage. Still handselected, this is a chance to see some original comedy and get that warm glow of supporting your community at the same time.

Latest Musicbar, Tues 13 Aug, 8.30pm, £8/5 COMEDY: JULIE JEPSON – PERSONAL TRIUMPH Another chance to catch regular compere at the Caroline Of Brunswick Julie Jepson’s solo show.

Championing achievements, small and large, this tells comedian Julie’s own story of overcoming a crash on her motorbike, and what she did next.

Caroline Of Brunswick, Wed 14 Aug, 8pm, £5

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EVENTS: COVE HAIR FUNDRAISER FOR ROCKINGHORSE The Cove hairdressing team at The Hilton are launching their exclusive photographic collection as well as their new website at a special evening to support local children's charity, Rockinghorse. A spectacular Stephen Grant

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evening and a good cause.

Hilton Brighton Metropole, Fri 16 Aug, 7.30pm, £2 ticket admits 2 persons EVENT/FILM: SPLENDOR Cine Esteli is a 1950s single-screen cinema in Nicaragua, which is in danger of closing down. Help the local Esteli community and Duke of York's to protect it by coming to watch the beautiful film Splendor, a rare screening of a lost masterpiece.

Duke of York’s, Sun 18 August, 6.30pm, £9.60/7.60 FILM: PLANES 3D (U) Dir: Klay Hall From the Disney stable, and aiming to pick up its fanbase from those that loved Cars and its sequel, Planes tells of Dusty the crop duster plane with lofty aspirations to become an arial champion racer.

Reaching for the heights and all that in more ways than one, as Dusty’s fear of heights proves something of a hindrance. What can he do to overcome adversity?

Consult a pro, that’s what. Starring the vocal talents of Carlos Alazraqui, Dane Cook and Val Kilmer – the last of whom may tickle older viewers, who remember him better in Top Gun. Released Fri 16 August Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

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ART: LEWES ART FAIR Providing a platform for artists in all media, this fair is part of Artwave Festival. There will also be live action painting by Pete Fowler, a performance of The Cabinet of Charms by Helen Hockin, and narrative magic from Jon Armstrong.

There's also a creative kids area.

Lewes Town Hall, Sat 24 August, 10am–5pm

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FILM: 2 GUNS (15) Dir: Baltasar Kormakur Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington are two undercover cops who end up on the run from both the law and the drugs cartels – and neither one of them knows the other’s true identity!

Doh! Only their craftily obtained criminal skills can save them.

Released Fri 16 August Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

ART: DON'T FORGET TO BREATHE Three artists: Emily Ball, Michelle Cobain and Jenny Shaw, will be exhibiting at this gallery — once the site of the Phoenix ironworks which made all the ornate ironwork in Brighton and along the south coast!

Foundry Gallery, North Street, Lewes. Sat 24 Aug–Sun 8 Sept.

MUSIC: MONGANNON & THINGS IN HERDS Glasgow outfit signed to the highly respected Fence Records label, part of the Fence Collective who also include King Creosote and James Yorkston amongst their extended family. Their forthcoming album Family is a curious and captivating concoction of psych-folk, art-pop and slacker rock. Support from Brighton-based Things In Herds, also on Fence Records, and playing an exceedingly rare gig.

Latest Music Bar, Tues 20 August, 7.30pm, £5

MUSIC: MARTHA WAINWRIGHT Sister of Rufus, daughter of Loudon Wainwright III and Kate McGarrigle, this extraordinary singer and songwriter always lays it bare, whether via displays of vulnerability or strength. Playing solo acoustic, a great chance to see one of the finest voices in music.

Komedia, Thu 22 August, 8.30pm, £22 For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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MUSIC: AT THE EDGE OF THE SEA Legendary indie band The Wedding Present host a two-day festival in Brighton

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rom the ashes of The Lost Pandas materialised The Wedding Present, perhaps the archetypal indie band of the ‘80s, and fronted by the only constant member throughout its history, David Gedge. “I always thought that The Wedding Present was an inappropriate name for a pop band,” he has said, “more like a poem, or a book or something, and therefore quite attractive to me!”

Following the release of three singles and the fast developing fandom of one John Peel, they brushed aside offers from a plethora of independent and major labels and released their debut album, George Best, in 1987 to widespread acclaim, cementing their template of fast-paced rhythm guitar and lyrics about love, heartbreak and revenge. As part of the David Gedge curated ‘At The Edge Of The Sea’, The Wedding Present will be playing the album in its entirety on the Saturday, while returning the following night to play 'The Hit Parade A-Sides', featuring their greatest hits.

The event has expanded to two days for the first time this year, and there is an eclectic line up, mixing old friends, Wedding Present offshoots, and people they just simply like. Saturday will feature The Twilight Sad, the Scottish folk-noiseniks, who are signed to Brighton’s Fat Cat label, a set from former The Pipettes singer Gwenno (singing in the language of the Welsh), Flying Wing (who feature former The Wedding Present members Paul Dorrington and Darren Belk), The Fireworks (also featuring another former member, drummer Shaun Charman), French band The Missing Season, Marlin (who feature current The Wedding Present guitarist Patrick Alexander), Tensheds, and The Wedding Present alter egos Cinerama, who will be performing the A-side of their 1998 album, Va Va Voom. Charman will also be playing a DJ set.

The following night, there's the chance to see Miles Hunt and Erica Nockalls of The Wonder Stuff, The Flatmates, Pete Fij/Terry Bickers (of Adorable and House of Love), Sivu, former The Wedding Present member Terry de Castro, The Brownies (who feature two Gedges in their line-up), beatbox flautist Miranda Gunn and Cinerama once again, this time performing the B-Side to Va Va Voom. Rocker (of Dandelion Radio) will be deejaying.

At The Edge Of The Sea, Saturday 24–Sunday 25 August, Concorde 2. 3pm, £20 per day or £35 for a weekend pass.

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L7 SADE ALI CHECKS OUT THE ALL NEW VODKA REVOLUTION

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ugust presents an interesting time for fans of live music; it is a period of transition. While to many the month marks the end of the summertime, carrying with it the impending doom of returning to school or work, it is also a time when you can see some of the most poignant and life-changing gigs of the whole year.

Brighton has always had a richly varied live music scene, with audiences spanning generations. That said, the student population of the city will remain one of the most consistent sources of concert-goers. As the summer comes to close, many of these students will return home, moving on with their lives, with only a select few choosing to remain in the city. This emigration causes the city to lose not only a generation of music fans, but also a selection of very talented musicians. Certainly they may return on occasion to visit friends or play an open-mic show, but it will never be the same as when they were a constant addition to the performers in the city.

In moving on, the old generation of student performers is replaced by the new, and with this can come a completely fresh collection of sounds, styles and genres. Just as music itself will always be progressing and moving forward, so it goes with the Brighton music scene. Many university acts that we have come to love over the past few years may well stay here, but they have also paved the way for many more talents to grace the stage in the years to come.

But for now, summer is still here. Sure, many students may have already moved on to different things, but many of those left are about to have their last hurrah in Brighton. This is why, now more than ever, it is a great time to check out any local performances. For some of these guys, it may be the last time they ever perform in this city, and with emotional stakes like that, you would be hardpressed not to be moved by their efforts.

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ow’ is a perfect word to describe my experience at Vodka Revolution’s re-launch party. I was lucky enough to be invited to the brand new club to try out some of their new drinks, shots and food. Well, I don’t quite know where to start – the night was amazing! It doesn’t even look like the same club; there is a new, comfortable homely feel to the place. Not to mention the fact there is so much more going on, you have the main bar area with beautiful VIP tables, the Cuban rum attic upstairs, the restaurant with an outside sheltered seating area, a gorgeous new smoking area, the side bar with comfortable seats perfect for hen do’s and the downstairs club room with a huge dance floor and more bars.

The staff were dressed to impress and were joined on the night by four burlesque ladies on stilts in glamorous costumes. The food is on a par with a quality restaurant at the price of a typical Brighton bar. I also took part in a mini cocktail masterclass and made my very own ‘zombie’ while Natalie made her own strawberry mojito – delicious. I’m going back to try out a full masterclass so I will be filling you in next week on what happened and how you can try it out for yourself.

I met a few guys: Andy Crossly, Tom White, Gary Tomlinson and Dominic Smith, all from Redhill and Reigate. I decided to ask what they thought of the new club. It turns out they just got back from Vegas and were finishing off their break with one last memory.

The boys told me they didn’t have to pay entry and were greeted with a free drink which was already scoring points for them as they entered!

How would you describe the new club in three words?

“Different, elegant and fit.”

What drinks have you tried so far?

“The strawberry infused vodka shot – apparently you’re meant to sip it, then shot it – and a beer.”

The boys gave their ratings to the new club and awarded four eights and an impressive nine. They definitely liked the new place a lot more than the old, and that it was going to be a good night. Also, the likeliness of Tom ending up in a strip club was apparently very likely, Hah! I couldn’t stay with the boys that long as I had way too much to see and so little time; next week I will be telling you more about the rum attic and cocktail masterclasses.

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>DON’T MISS< POP CANDY Sunday should really be your day of rest and relaxation but hey, why not make this night of pure non-stop pop the perfect ending to all that weekend fun instead!

Basement Club, Sun 18 August, 11pm, Free

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APOCALYPSE For those about to rock, get down to Apocalypse for a night of nu-metal and post ’90s alternative tunes. One of Brighton's best nights to party to rock and metal.

Belushi's Below, Sat 17 August, 10pm, £5/4

Andy Hinton on this week’s best gigs

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knew it was going to happen eventually. I put the dates into the wonderful Brighton Noise search facility and am faced with a gig-less desert. It’s like staring into the abyss where you’ve heard of none of the bands and half the gigs are free. Research is needed.

Our bread and butter, and the thing that sets us apart from others is the fact that we attempt to list every gig in town. Not just the touring bands and nights at The Green Door Store but a tiny folk gig at your local or an EP launch at the West Hill Community Centre. Unfortunately this is the donkey work but it's actually surprisingly easy to do when you get the hang of it.

We're therefore looking for more volunteers to help us. If you can spare, say half an hour a week to list five gigs, we’ll love you forever. Interested? Send me an email: info@brightonnoise.co.uk.

Anyway ,even in the quietest week for yonks I’ve found four decent nights. On Monday Bosnian Rainbows are at Sticky Mike’s. Their music is a clever kaleidoscope of influences and well worth checking out. They are supported by Brighton’s own prog-jazzers Physics House Band. I don't quite get the appeal of the prog resurgence myself but they have a massive local following. Whispering Bob Harris would have loved them.

Into Electronica? The Green Door Store is the place to be on Wednesday for Diskordance. A night headlined by the ambient drone of Arboria Auralist. I hope they won’t mind me saying that they remind me of the fabulous Blanck Mass.

Die! Die! Die! are described as a pop-punk band but they are certainly more Pavement than Blink-182. They've been around for years, sound tight as hell and have a sackful of catchy, cool, riff-fuelled tunes. They're at Sticky Mike’s on Friday.

The final pick of the week is more woozy electronica at The Green Door Store on Sunday with Yong Yong and Wanda Group. This is strictly for serious fans of this genre. The lack of BPMs is replaced by some seriously lovely creative production.

More info at www.brightonnoise.co.uk

SOUNDS LIKE SATURDAY The same people that brought you Trash Mondays now bring you this raucous night of pumpin' music, from commercial and retro to R’n’B and Hip-Hop. Dance away until the early hours.

Coalition, Sat 17 August, 11pm, £5

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SCHTUMM! Help Schtumm! celebrate their sixth birthday on Friday with special guests Kink. Get caught up in all of the party excitement at one of Brighton’s most energetic and lively nights.

Audio, Fri 16 August, 11pm, £8

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STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Confident, optimistic and light, that’s you at your core.

There’s no room for negativity, not now that your inner sanctum is being honoured and appreciated with appropriate self regard. With this new you in tow, you may feel drawn to achieve something great. But perhaps you’re already there.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

Gradually the mystery surrounding a partner can unfold, leaving you to discover the earth shattering gravitas of truth. It doesn’t matter what the truth is, as long as you know what you’re dealing with; you can do more than manage it, you can love it.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Yes, shared resources might be the cause of much to seemingly obsess over. While it is easy to be paranoid about the apparent motivations of others, a little self-scrutiny won’t go amiss either.

On a more pleasant note, love has a positive effect on you.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

You’re currently under the hottest influence, driving more attention your way than a kitten on YouTube. As you get better at getting what you want, one mysterious partnership puts you under an intoxicating spell.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

If it feels as though there are some forces in the universe that are not on your side, it may be true. However, it may not be down to outside forces. Sometimes, we are our own worst enemy. Taking a guilt-free time out will do you good.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

While the inspiration and perspiration is evident, the time for groundbreaking releases or energising new projects has not yet come to full fruition. Bide your time and don’t rush to show the world your skills.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

With Venus, your ruler, making her annual return to your sign, this bodes extremely well for you both professionally and romantically. Your looks can be enhanced through a little self pampering, and most of all it’ll make you feel at your best.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

As you are currently adventurous, it may have payoffs if you stretch the boundaries a little. While you may feel contrary and on the ‘control freak’ side of order, perhaps a little reminder of the things that really matter in life will help you to relax more.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

While finances are still the most contentious issue on the table, you’ll soon learn who your allies are. Partnerships hold the key to making the inevitable changes as painless as possible; changing the way you value your skills forever.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Partnerships bring with them hidden blessings, can be a tremendous sanctuary of support, and really bolster your sense of self. However, if you insist on being contrary for the sake of pride you may unwittingly reveal a less-than-desirable aspect of your character.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

The cardinal T-square is indicative of deep rooted frustrations which you may be at a loss to prevail over. Persevere, as that which has kept you down will soon transform into that which will keep you up! Nevermind the self, think beyond and embrace the great mystery.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

There is meaning to be found in the very act of creation.

From procreation to a work of art, self expression is an art in itself. Some people look around and imagine they are powerless - naturally, power doesn’t favour those. You can imagine something great so don’t hesitate.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 813 – 19 AUGUST Catherine Tate arrives as the new French teacher. The old one died over half term, and this school, although apparently holding academic aspirations on a par with St Trinian’s, doesn’t dally in getting in new staff.

With Victoria Nangle It’s at this point that I highlight the fact that Walliams’ co-writers are The Dawson Brothers, with their IMDB profile listing amongst their more recent writing credits Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway, World Series Of Dating and Winter Wipeout. It’s not where you’d immediately leap when considering who might step up to the plate fter Little Britain, David Walliams became a vacated by Matt Lucas. But still, the combination household name. There was Come Fly With seems to balance out okay, with the kids’ lingo Me, a dangerous alien coward on Doctor Who, sounding as authentic as the teachers’ fey flirting. and an incredible charity swim along the Thames Actually, maybe more so. that did his health no good but helped countless Despite the stellar cast and backing, it’s not that others with the money he raised. Various other bits Big School is bad or good, it just feels a bit ‘meh’. I and pieces happened, the BAFTAenjoyed it – I even laughed once, nominated Mr Stink, and then this: but once isn’t enough for an entire Big School. Another school-set half an hour.

“He’s the selfcomedy. As if we didn’t already Perhaps it’ll grow on me, like know that the kids are more sorted styled yet largely Little Britain did. This is nothing than the teachers and the music Little Britain, by the way – it’s ignored lothario like teacher – if he’s under 35 – is quite gentle and knowingly sweet likely to teach pop and consider opposed to those broad strokes of the small work as himself ‘cool’. Wassup? of comedy that hit so hard in the Big School is co-written by ‘90s. It just doesn’t seem to do island land” Walliams and sports an anything particularly new. Not only impressive cast. None less than have lots of comedies been set in Frances De La Tour plays the school’s no-nonsense schools, lots of comedies are still set in schools. It’s head Ms Baron, and Walliams stars in it himself as quite a saturated premise. Yes, teachers fancy each the sweet-natured if a bit pompous Mr Church, the other and some really have no authority and others chemistry teacher. Philip Glenister takes a duck are a bit loopy, but again – this doesn’t feel new. out from playing alpha male tough guys, and Perhaps it doesn’t have to be. The classics are delivers a rather good turn as a wannabe alpha revisited for a reason, and this could develop and male tough guy PE teacher. No mean feat dialling turn out to be one of those. Lots of things could down that testosterone, only to serve it up again happen. But to be honest, I’m not that bothered. If in an entirely less successful in life yet more it’s on I’ll watch it, but I wouldn’t miss a yoga class easily recognisable flavour. His Mr Gunn can be for the next episode. found not only in a number of staff rooms but also Big School, BBC1, Friday 16 August 2013 in a great many offices across the country, as the self-styled yet largely ignored lothario of the small Follow me: latestvicky work island land.

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tuesday 13 India’s Supersize Kids BBC2, 9pm Anita Rani travels to Mumbai to investigate the growing obesity problem affecting India’s wealthy middle class. With regulation on fast food a lot looser than in many western countries, and the attraction of a western lifestyle drawing many teenagers, the result is kids like 13-year-old Kaleb, weighing over 15 stone.

You’re Killing My Son: The Mum Who Went On the Run Channel 4, 9pm The case that had a nation talking, when Sally Roberts went on the run with her seven-yearold son Neon in order to stop him from having life-saving treatment for a brain tumour. With both Sally and Neon’s father revealing their account of the months leading up to this fateful time.

Murder, She Wrote ITV3, 6.55pm Cabot Cove should have its own FBI file by now with the amount of nefarious goings on that seem to be fronted by a sleepy fishing town in Maine. Far too innocentlooking for the amount of suspicious deaths it receives.

Tonight a crooked cop is killed and there are three suspects, one being Jessica’s accountant.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.15 Athletics: World Championships 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: The Long And The Short And The Tall (1961) 1.45 The Super League Show 2.30 Classic Mastermind 3.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.45 Athletics: World Championships

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Lauren is pushed to breaking point when she discovers that two people she trusted have stabbed her in the back.

8.00 Holby City With Jonny at her throat, Mo is forced to face the consequences of her actions. But as the pressure builds, will she stick to her guns? With Chrissie’s secrets mounting, will she find the courage to tell Sacha the truth?

9.00 New Tricks Brian Lane knows his days at UCOS are numbered.

Meanwhile the team investigate a 16year-old murder of a young mum by her criminal husband that could be a miscarriage of justice. Gerry Standing feels very strongly that the conviction shouldn’t be called into question.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Football’s Suicide Secret Since the tragic suicide of Gary Speed in 2011, football has had to face up to a stigma in the game – mental illness. But is there a still taboo in the game?

11.35 Litter Wars Documentary following the men and women who are passionate about clearing their local streets of litter and dog fouling.

12.25am Weatherview 12.30 News

7.30 Wild Cameramen At Work Series in which five of the best wildlife cameramen in the world spotlight some of their favourite natural history moments.

8.00 Count Arthur Strong Sitcom about an out-of-work former variety star with delusions of grandeur. In attempting to contact an old friend, Arthur and Michael realize that goodbyes are difficult.

8.30 The Cruise: A Life At Sea The world cruise starts out on its last leg as it leaves Dubai and heads for home. After a short stop in Oman and navigating through an area infamous for its piracy, Balmoral sails up the Suez Canal and arrives at the Mediterranean port of Alexandria in Egypt.

9.00 India’s Supersize Kids See highlights.

10.00 Family Tree Sitcom. Tom arrives in Los Angeles to stay with his American cousins, Al and Kitty Chadwick, and to try and discover why his great-great-grandfather Charles emigrated to America more than a hundred years ago.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman.

11.20 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues.

12.20am Sign Zone: The Iraq War

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 IPC Swimming World Championship 9.00 Frasier 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 SuperScrimpers 1.20 FILM: Carry On Cabby (1963) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Frankie makes a gobsmacking discovery that rocks the Osbornes’ world.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free Kirstie Allsopp presents the series helping people economise on their interiors. Zoe and Gavin from Suffolk need help. With a small child under two and a recent redundancy in the family, every penny counts as they seek to make their recently bought house into a home.

9.00 You’re Killing My Son: The Mum Who Went On The Run See highlights.

10.00 Rude Tube A celebration of some of the internet’s most downright stupid pranks and stunts.

11.05 Random Acts 11.10 The Dealership Three-part documentary about a used car dealership in Essex, revealing some of the secrets of selling motors.

Junior salesman Scott’s future is in question as he struggles to hit his sales target.

12.10am PokerStars.com Caribbean Adventure 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.35 Beach Volleyball FIVB 2.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.00 VW Racing Cup 3.25 Superbike World Championship 2013 3.55 Ironman 4.20 Virgin Active London Triathlon 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Mio Mao 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Murder Among Friends (2001) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes – England V Australia Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fifth and final day’s play at the Emirates Durham ICG as England take on Australia in the Fourth Test of the Investec Ashes.

8.00 The Black Panther Murders: Born To Kill? True crime documentary series. In the mid1970s, the north of England was terrorised by a vicious criminal known as the Black Panther. When the Black Panther was eventually unmasked, his identity was revealed as Donald Neilson, a self-employed jobbing builder and family man who was obsessed with reliving his army life.

9.00 CSI: NY US crime drama series.

A murder on Brooklyn Bridge leads Mac and Jo to San Francisco to find a missing teenage girl.

10.00 Big Brother Exclusive highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.55 SuperCasino 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football League Review 10.00 Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 TBA 11.30 Football League Gold 12.00pm SPL Round-Up 12.30 TBA 1.00 Football League Review 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 3.00 Tennis: ATP Masters Cincinnati 4.00 LIVE Tennis: ATP Masters Cincinnati 10.00 Premier League Years 12.00am Live Tennis: ATP Masters Cincinnati 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 The Premiership Years

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie comes to a difficult decision about the body at Home Farm.

7.30 Food Facts & Fiction: Tonight – What’s In Our Food?

The second in a four-part series examines the impact of our apparently insatiable demand for cheap food. We like our food to be fresh – we also like convenience and plenty of choice. But most of all, it seems we like our food to be cheap.

8.00 Love Your Garden In the final episode of the current series, Alan and the team transform a garden in Cumbria.

9.00 On The Run Last year, the police hunted almost ninety thousand people who either skipped trial or broke their license conditions. Now, senior officers warn they are pursuing these targets with fewer resources than ever. Natasha Kaplinsky and Mark Williams-Thomas team up to locate three wanted criminals.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Joan Collins Piers Morgan talks to veteran actress and author Joan Collins, as she tells the definitive story of her life.

11.35 In Plain Sight 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – England’s Best Days 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 9.00 TBA 10.00 LIVE Cricket: The Ashes 6.00pm The Ashes – England’s Best Days 7.00 TBA 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes 9.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 10.00 Cricket: The Ashes 11.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 12.00am Cricket: The Ashes 1.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 2.00 Cricket: The Ashes 3.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 4.00 Cricket: The Ashes 5.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE Afterburn 7.00 Premier League Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 TBA 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 Football’s Greatest 11.30 TBA 12.00pm Premier League Years 2.00 Ford Monday Night Football 4.00 TBA 4.30 WWE: Smackdown 5.00 LIVE Montreal Masters Tennis 6.30 Triathlon 7.00 TBA 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 9.30 TBA 10.00 Super League Full Time 10.30 Golfing World 11.00 TBA 1.00am Poker 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 Triathlon 3.30 TBA 4.30 Sports Unlimited 5.30 Super League Backchat

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7.00pm Wolfblood 7.30 Wolfblood 8.00 Motorway Cops 9.00 Football, Madness And Me 10.00 Badults 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Badults 1.00 Football, Madness And Me 2.00 Cocaine Capital Of The World: Stacey Dooley Investigates

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Pagans And Pilgrims: Britain’s Holiest Places 8.00 Archaeology: A Secret History 9.00 King Alfred And The Anglo Saxons 10.00 20th Century Battlefields 11.00 Inside The Perfect Predator 12.00am Nature’s Microworlds 12.30 Seven Ages Of Starlight

12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Street (x2) 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 FILM: Red Dragon (2002) 12.30am The Big Reunion

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Wycliffe 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Barbara 5.20 Duty Free 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote.

See highlights. 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Whitechapel 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 1.40 Only When I Laugh

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Happy Endings 10.30 The Cleveland Show 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.45 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am 90210

11.55 FILM: The Tall T (1957) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Kirstie Allsop: House Proud 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 12.15am Embarrassing Old Bodies

11.00am Anastasia (1997) 12.55pm Five Children And It (2004) 2.45 Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) 4.55 Campbell’s Kingdom (1958) 7.05 The Addams Family (1991) 9.00 Splice (2007) 11.05 Re-Animator (1985) 12.55am Scanners (1981) 3.10 Close

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wednesday 14 The Culture Show: Leonardo Da Vinci – the Anatomist BBC2, 10pm Alastair Sooke takes the high road and heads up to the new Leonardo Da Vinci exhibition at the Palace of Holyroodhouse in Edinburgh. The show focuses on Da Vinci’s anatomical sketches, comparing them to modern day scans, and how they would have impacted medicine if published.

Love/Hate Channel Five, 10pm The gripping conclusion to this Irish-set gangland drama. John Boy and Hughie begin a recruiting campaign in readiness for the gang war on the horizon.

Meanwhile, Darren does his best to protect Mary and the kids from the whole hoo-hah. Bit hard. As he searches for a way out from gangland his choices are limited.

Girlfriends ITV2, 9pm Speed Blind Date perchance? It’s a new series of the dating show, in which three young single girls get to pick from 100 guys in their search for lurrve. Kicking off tonight, Ruby, Sophia and Melissa get to interview the first 50 chaps from the selection process. Will they find some nice guys? Will they recognise nice guys?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.30 Athletics: World Championships 9.00 Rick Stein’s India 10.00 The Chef’s Protege 10.30 The Chef’s Protege 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Coast 12.05 FILM: Wuthering Heights (1939) 1.45 The Weakest Link 2.30 Classic Mastermind 3.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.45 A Taste Of My Life 4.15 Journeys Into The Ring Of Fire 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Athletics: World Championships Highlights from day five of the World Championships in Moscow.

6.30 Moscow: The Cold War Olympics Documentary.

7.00 Dig WW2 With Dan Snow Dan Snow investigates the history of the Second World War in Northern Ireland.

8.00 Restoration Home Simon Kelsey has known and loved one particular house on Coltman Street in Hull since he was ten years old. The once grand Victorian townhouse was already in decline but is now in critical condition.

Simon decided to try to save it.

9.00 Queen Victoria’s Children In a 60-year family saga this three-part series explores the reign of Queen Victoria through her personal relationships with her husband and her nine children. The series uses a wealth of written material and photos left by Victoria, Albert and their children.

10.00 The Culture Show: Leonardo Da Vinci – The Anatomist See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dara O Briain’s Science Club Science series combining lively studio chat and experiments with cutting-edge film reports.

12.20am Sign Zone: Australia With Simon Reeve

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 IPC Swimming World Championships 2013 9.00 Frasier 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 1.25 FILM: When Eight Bells Toll (1971) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna makes one last desperate attempt to get rid of Nancy. John Paul is increasingly desperate.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 How Not To Get Old Health series. Louise Redknapp reviews antiageing gadgets and meets one woman who thinks that the secret to youth lies in a rolled up towel and some rather unique exercises.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series. This episode showcases a busy Saturday night where staff have to juggle the needs of elderly patients and sick children.

10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker present the comedy show looking back at significant moments of the past seven days.

10.50 I’m Spazticus Hidden camera prank show in which individuals with disabilities play practical jokes on unsuspecting members of the public.

11.25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the famous words and numbers quiz in a ‘takeover’ special.

12.25am Random Acts 12.30 Shameless USA 1.20 FILM: Stop Loss (2008) 3.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.05 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Mio Mao 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Class (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics. Kingdom, a magnificent grey horse with a suspected tumour, requires further tests.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Emergency Bikers Action-packed documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews. Lucy Watson is called in to help when a man is reportedly seen wielding an axe.

8.00 Nurses Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following some of the 6,500 frontline nurses of the Cardiff & Vale University Health Board, one of the busiest NHS trusts in the country.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house, including all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations in the diary room.

10.00 Love/Hate See highlights.

11.10 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented

by Emma Willis.

12.10am 2013 National Heads-Up Poker Championships 1.05 SuperCasino 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Super League Backchat 9.30 Football Asia 10.00 Premier League Years 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 TBA 1.00 Super League Backchat 1.30 Football Asia 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 TBA 4.30 Football’s Greatest 5.00 TBA 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 TBA 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 TBA 11.00 TBA 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am International Football 1.00 International Football 2.00 TBA 3.00 TBA 3.30 International Football 4.30 International Football 5.30 Close

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Rip Off Food Series tackling the tricks of the trade used by food manufacturers and supermarkets.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef The celebrity cooking competition continues with the third heat. Trying to impress judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace are Boyzone star Shane Lynch, actor Brian Capron, comedian Shappi Khorsandi and TV presenter Miranda Krestovnikoff.

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Actress Lesley Sharp was adopted when she was just five weeks old.

She traced her birth mother over twenty years ago and discovered that she was the result of her mother’s affair with a married man. Now, knowing that her biological father has passed away, Lesley is ready to find out more about him.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Call Centre Documentary series following staff in the third largest call centre in Swansea. CEO Nev needs to find a sales agent with the perfect voice 11.35 FILM: A Lot Like Love (2005) Starring Amanda Peet, Ashton Kutcher, Taryn Manning. Romantic comedy.

1.15am Weatherview 1.20 News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Declan deals with the repercussions of Katie’s actions.

Cameron keeps his distance from Chas, unsettling her in the process.

Debbie dreads the prospect of attending Gennie’s funeral.

7.30 International Football: England V Scotland Live coverage as England and Scotland renew their rivalry for the first time in 14 years at Wembley, where Roy Hodgson and Gordon Strachan’s teams meet in international football’s oldest fixture.

England need a boost ahead of four crucial World Cup qualifiers in the next two months. Scotland’s World Cup hopes are already over, but they hope to build on the momentum they gained in their impressive win away to Croatia last time out. Presented by Adrian Chiles, with commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

10.25 ITV News; Weather 11.05 International Football Highlights: England V Scotland Adrian Chiles presents highlights of tonight’s much-anticipated international between England and Scotland at Wembley Stadium.

Commentary from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend.

12.00am The Dales 12.30 Jackpot247 J3.00 FILM: Escape To Victory (1981) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – England’s Best Days 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 9.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 11.00 Cricket: The Ashes 12.00pm Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 1.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 2.00 Cricket: The Ashes 3.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 4.00 TBA 4.30 LIVE YB40 Cricket 10.30 TBA 11.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 1.00am YB40 Cricket 2.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 4.00 YB40 Cricket 5.00 TBA 5.30 Ashes Memories: Waugh Time

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE Vintage 7.00 Premier League Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 TBA 10.00 Sports Unlimited 11.00 PGA Europro Tour Golf 1.00pm Sports Unlimited 2.00 Triathlon 2.30 Super League Backchat 3.00 Midland Open 4.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 5.00 WWE Afterburn 6.00 Inside The PGA Tour 6.30 European Tour Weekly 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 European Tour Weekly 11.30 Inside The PGA Tour 12.00am Trans World Sport 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 Boots ‘n’ All Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Chris And Wes: Let’s Do This (x2) 12.00pm Got To Dance: Uncut (x2) 1.00 Glee (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Middle 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 The Cafe 9.30 An Idiot Abroad 10.30 Stella 11.30 Road Wars 12.00am Brit Cops: War On Crime

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.10 World’s Craziest Fools 7.40 FILM: Armageddon (1998) 10.00 Boom Town 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Boom Town 1.00 The Premier League’s Most Amazing Moments 3.00 Football, Madness

7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1978 8.00 SheWolves: England’s Early Queens 9.00 Britain’s Lost Treasures Returned: How Houghton Got Its Art Back 10.00 Dreaming The Impossible: Unbuilt Britain 11.00 Evidently... John Cooper Clarke 12.00am Top Of The Pops: 1977 - Big Hits 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1978

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Girlfriends 10.00 FILM: Coyote Ugly (2000) 12.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 12.35 America’s Got Talent

12.00pm The Darling Buds Of May 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.05 Wycliffe 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Barbara 5.20 Duty Free 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.35 Law & Order: UK 12.35am A Touch Of Frost 2.25 Nightscreen

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: New In Town (2009) 10.00 FILM: Jackass: Number Two (2006) 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am New Girl

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Heston’s Italian Revolutionaries 10.00 My Big Fat Royal Gypsy Wedding 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 12.15am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Charlotte’s Web (2006) 12.50pm The Nutty Professor (1963) 3.00 Valiant (2005) 4.30 The Robe (1953) 7.05 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) 9.00 Rush Hour 3 (2007) 10.45 The Reef (2010) 12.30am Don’t Look Now (1973) 3.00 Close

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thursday 15 Paul O’Grady’s Working Britain BBC1, 9pm This two-part documentary sees Mr Paul O’Grady set forth on a very personal journey through the history of the British working class. Although clearly that’s a system now usurped by the BBC five levels of class nowadays.

Hmm. Looking at how class and work shaped communities.

Crazy About One Direction Channel 4, 10pm Remember Beatlemania? Or perhaps your time was more all about Brosettes and Yondies? Or even noting down that lifeline of a phone number that was issued when Take That split, in terms of your fandom. See how today’s fans set the bar in what it means to be truly dedicated with their specialist subject: One Direction.

New: Live At The Electric BBC3, 10pm Can’t make it to the Edinburgh Fringe? Have the best of new comic talent come to your living room, as this showcase of character and oddball comedy on the circuit delivers another meatly episode. Hosted by Russell Kane, with contributions from the fab Lucy Beaumont, Two Episodes Of Mash and WitTank.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.30 Athletics: World Championships 9.05 The Chef’s Protege 9.35 The Chef’s Protege 10.05 The Chef’s Protege 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Rampage (1963) 1.35 The Weakest Link 2.20 Mastermind 2.50 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.35 Athletics: World Championships

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 IPC Swimming World Championship 9.00 Frasier 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 FILM: Donovan’s Reef (1963) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Kirsty is shocked when she is attacked but will anyone come to her rescue? Lauren nervously attends her first counselling session which is helped along when she meets a good looking guy, Jake Stone, in the waiting room.

8.00 Celebrity MasterChef Celebrity cooking competition. It’s elimination day once again and one of the celebrities will be cooking their final dishes for judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace. The celebrities face paying customers for the first time as they are sent to face lunch service in two London restaurants.

9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Working Britain See highlights.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Another chance to see actress Lesley Sharp’s story, as shown yesterday.

11.35 FILM: Proof (2005) Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Anthony Hopkins, Jake Gyllenhaal, Danny McCarthy, Hope Davis, Gary Houston. Drama.

When a brilliant but mentally unstable mathematician dies, his daughter Catherine is visited by one of his former students, who has been studying his late notebooks.

1.10am Holiday 1.15 BBC News

7.00 Dig WW2 With Dan Snow Today, Dan learns the story of the Empire Heritage, a cargo ship carrying Sherman Tanks that was sunk off Malin Head during the Battle of the Atlantic in 1944.

8.00 Dara O Briain’s Science Club Experts and a lively audience join Dara O Briain to tackle the biggest ideas in science.

9.00 The Men Who Made Us Thin In the second of this four-part series, Jacques charts the story of the fitness industry and examines the links between exercise and weight loss. He speaks to the former Global Head of Health at PepsiCo and poses the question: why does the food industry put so much money into promoting exercise?

10.00 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience Stand-up comedian Rhod Gilbert takes 200 Swansea scouts to a wilderness survival camp.

Will he be able to lead a group of 12year-olds safely through a forest and bite his tongue when his tent is attacked early in the morning?

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines, with Emily Maitlis.

11.20 The Men Who Made Us Fat Jacques Peretti investigates how the concept of ‘supersizing’ changed our eating habits forever. 12.20am Sign Zone: Broken By Battle

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale It is a difficult day in Emmerdale as the villagers attend Gennie’s funeral.

7.30 Food Facts & Fiction: Tonight – The Health Traps In the third of a four-part special series on the food we eat, Jonathan Maitland asks why so many of us find it so difficult to eat healthily.

8.00 Emmerdale Chas is left reeling when Cameron makes a shocking confession.

8.30 Coronation Street Dennis is angered by Tina’s selfish actions.

9.00 My Dwarf Family Documentary following three families in which one or more member has achondroplasia, the most common form of dwarfism.

How does being small affect family life? Gillian hopes that she can protect her 13-year-old daughter from some of the problems she faced herself as a teenager.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Secret Life Of Dogs Martin Clunes narrates this heart-warming and revealing film, bringing you dogs as you’ve never seen them before.

11.35 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series.

12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Food Facts & Fiction: Tonight – The Health Traps 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Panic-stricken and with nowhere to hide, Nancy makes a decision with tragic consequences.

Tony is devastated as the effects of chemotherapy begin to take hold.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 The Dealership Three-part documentary about a used car dealership in Essex, revealing some of the secrets of selling motors. Greg shows off some of his team-building tactics, including group games of Twister and stare-offs. He also takes on a new recruit.

9.00 How To Get A Council House Three-part documentary series following the day-to-day lives of people on the waiting list for a council house. The third episode focuses on Tower Hamlets’ Homeless service.

10.00 Crazy About One Direction See highlights.

11.05 Random Acts 11.10 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series.

12.15am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.10 Why Don’t You Speak English?

2.05 Ryanair: Secrets From The Cockpit – Channel 4 Dispatches 2.35 Food Unwrapped 3.05 Three In A Bed 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Dealfest 4.55 Countdown 5.35 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 5.40 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Little Princess 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 World’s Busiest Train Station 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.10 FILM: On Hostile Ground (2000) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Following flash floods in County Carlow, Andrea Hayes helps the ISPCA clear two fields of horses at risk from rising water levels.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Police Interceptors Real-life documentary series following the high-speed law-enforcement pursuit specialists. Scott and Adam discover a huge stash in the boot of a car, and a runaway dealer just misses mowing down Gary.

8.00 Why Did Oscar Pistorius Kill Our Daughter? Documentary. Barry and June Steenkamp, the parents of Pistorius’s girlfriend Reeva who died in a fatal shooting on Valentine’s Day 2013, speak exclusively in their only TV interview.

9.00 The Hotel Inspector Returns Documentary series with Alex Polizzi.

Alex makes a return visit to a hotelier she tried to help Margate in Kent, but is not met with a warm welcome.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house, including all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 TBA 10.00 Premier League Years 12.00pm Premier League Years 2.00 Premier League Years 4.00 Premier League Years 6.00 Football League Preview 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 Super League Superstars 8.00 LIVE Super League 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 LIVE Golf: Solheim Cup 2013 Opening Ceremony 12.10am Football League Preview 2.00 Fantasy Football Club 3.00 Premier League Years 5.00 Football League Preview

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 7.00 YB40 Cricket 8.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 10.00 TBA 10.30 YB40 Cricket 11.30 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 12.30pm TBA 1.00 YB40 Cricket 2.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 3.00 TBA 3.30 YB40 Cricket 4.30 LIVE YB40 Cricket 10.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 12.30am YB40 Cricket 1.30 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 4.00 YB40 Cricket 5.00 Ashes Memories: Waugh Time 5.30 Ashes Memories: Tortoise & The Hare - Sydney 1991

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE: Experience 7.00 Premier League Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 TBA 10.00 International Football 11.00 International Football 12.00pm What’s The Story? 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 Total Rugby 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 WWE Vintage 4.00 TBA 5.00 Racemax 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 1.00am WWE NXT 2.00 TBA 3.00 Ringside 4.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 4.30 IAAF Athletix Magazine 5.00 Close

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Cocaine Capital Of The World: Stacey Dooley Investigates 9.00 Shoplife 10.00 New: Live At The Electric. See highlights.

10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Shoplife 1.30 New: Live At The Electric

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Proms On Four: Orchestras Of The World Santa Cecilia Orchestra 9.15 Francesco’s Italy: Top To Toe 10.15 King Alfred And The Anglo Saxons 11.15 20th Century Battlefields 12.15am Britain’s Lost Treasures Returned: How Houghton Got Its Art Back

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 FILM: Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001) 11.00 FILM: The Invention Of Lying (2009) 1.00am Love In The Wild 2.00 Judge Judy

9.00am Ideal World 10.00 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 11.55 The Darling Buds Of May 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Wycliffe 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.45 Duty Free (x2) 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe (x2) 10.00 Afterlife 11.05 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe (x2)

6.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Don’t Trust The B— In Apartment 23 9.30 Suburgatory 10.00 Phoneshop 10.30 The IT Crowd (x2) 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.35am Happy Endings

11.40am FILM: Living Free (1972) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Scandal 10.00 The Big C 10.35 Curb Your Enthusiasm 11.15 Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 1.25am Come Dine With Me

11.00am A Town Called Panic (2009) 12.30pm Ever After (1998) 2.50 Love Happens (2009) 5.10 The Ladykillers (1955) 7.00 Big Momma’s House (2000) 9.00 The Social Network (2010) 11.20 The Keep (1983) 1.10am Dog Soldiers (2001) 3.20 Close

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friday 16 Big Brother: The Eviction Channel 5, 9pm It’s getting that little bit cooler now, the evenings aren’t stretching out quite so lazily, and the housemates in the Big Brother house have been whittling down nicely so that only the most interesting and engaging people are left. Yes, it’s that time of year. Pick your next minor celebrity carefully.

The Trip BBC2, 10pm In case you’d forgotten how funny two men just being silly together can be, treat yourself to a revisit to The Trip. Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon portray exaggerated versions of themselves, travelling around the North of England sampling the hospitality for a Sunday supplement. Lovely banter.

Doctor Who BBC3, 7pm Not every invasion of Earth arrives head on. This one arrives overnight, in the shape of millions of cubes found all over the globe.

Sedentary, silent and not up to much, they soon become overlooked by the population at large – but not by the Ponds and the Doctor. This is the long game for both parties. Friend or foe?

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.30 Athletics: World Championships 9.15 Saints And Scroungers 10.00 Hebrides: Islands On The Edge 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Wonder Man (1945) 1.35 The Weakest Link 2.20 Classic Mastermind 2.50 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.35 Athletics: World Championships

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

7.00 Dragons’ Den Series presented

by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires.

8.00 Mastermind Topics are: Catherine Howard, the Green Lantern comics, the life and work of Robert Hooke and British Summer Olympic medalists 1960-2008.

8.30 Gardeners’ World Monty Don shares some of Longmeadow’s latesummer highlights and looks ahead to the future, propagating a range of favourite plants to guarantee a great display next summer.

9.00 The Burrowers Chris Packham sheds light on the magical underground world of three iconic British animals – badgers, water voles and rabbits. In one of the biggest natural history experiments ever undertaken, he investigates wild burrows to recreate full-scale replicas for the animals to live in and be observed 10.00 The Trip See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight 11.05 FILM: Telstar: The Joe Meek Story (2008) Starring Con O’Neill, Kevin Spacey, JJ Feild, Pam Ferris, James Corden, Tom Burke, Ralf Little.

Biopic. Drama based on the life of Joe Meek, the songwriter-producer behind many of the hits of the ‘60s.

1.00am Sign Zone: David Starkey’s Music And Monarchy

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Billion Dollar Wreck Hunt 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.15 FILM: Wandering Eye (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Building The International Space Station Documentary examining the technological leaps forward that contributed to the construction of the International Space Station (ISS). One of the greatest engineering feats of all time, the ISS weighs some 450 tons and spans the area of two football pitches.

8.00 Pistorius Trial: The Key Questions Documentary. Oscar Pistorius made history when he became the first double-amputee track athlete to compete in the Olympics. Now he awaits trial, accused of the murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, which he claims was an accident. Two of South Africa’s most eminent lawyers weigh the evidence.

9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction See highlights.

10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

11.30 Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens.

12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Motorsport Mundial 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football League Preview 10.00 Premier League Years 12.00pm Golf: Solheim Cup 2013 Opening Ceremony 2.00 LIVE Golf: Solheim Cup 7.30 LIVE Golf: Solheim Cup 2.00am Super League 3.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.30 Premier League Years 5.30 Barclays Premier League Preview

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Nigel Slater’s Dish Of The Day Nigel shows that sometimes simple cookery is simply the best.

8.00 EastEnders Carl decides enough is enough and it’s time to get his own back.

8.30 Celebrity MasterChef It is the quarter finals and the battle for a place in the final eight reaches its climax.

9.00 Big School Comedy series set in a secondary school. Deputy head of chemistry Mr Church is about to resign from Greybridge School but the arrival of Miss Postern, the new French teacher, changes everything.

9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series. The family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria’s triplets with a party.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show, with team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.

11.05 Pramface Comedy series about two teenagers trying to come to terms with parenthood.

11.40 FILM: Adulthood (2008) Starring Noel Clarke, Adam Deacon, Scarlett Johnson. Gritty sequel to Kidulthood.

1.10am Weatherview 1.15 News

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 IPC Swimming World Championship 9.00 Frasier 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 1.10 FILM: Please Sir! (1971) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks John Paul is shocked to learn the paternity of baby Matthew.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Four Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles as they attempt to secure the highest possible bid for their prized possessions. In this edition, the dealers take a look at a rare printer’s chest, a telegram about the sinking of the Titanic and a collection of Elton John’s suits.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the famous words and numbers quiz, as 8 Out of 10 Cats team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Sarah Millican and Chris Ramsey.

10.00 Lee Mack Live Comic Lee Mack performs live at London’s Bloomsbury Theatre, voicing his opinion on a variety of subjects.

11.05 Rude Tube A celebration of some of the internet’s most downright stupid pranks and stunts.

12.10am Random Acts 12.15 FILM: Mr. Nice (2010) 2.15 New Girl 2.35 The Mindy Project 3.00 The Ricky Gervais Show 3.25 Three In A Bed 4.20 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 5.20 Countdown

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cain goes to dangerous lengths to keep Cameron out of Debbie’s life.

7.30 Coronation Street Karl’s world is shaken by a surprise revelation.

8.00 Food Facts & Fiction: Tonight – The Great British Diet Nutritionist Amanda Hamilton ditches her healthy, whole-food diet and lives for one week only on the average British diet. What impact will it have on how she looks and feels?

8.30 Coronation Street Karl goes to menacing lengths to silence Craig.

9.00 Doc Martin Bert Large’s restaurant is in financial trouble – and he is being chased by loan sharks Alastair Tonken and his son. When Ruth gives Al £800 he uses the money to pay back the some of the loan. But Alastair Tonken tells them they still owe him. Al thinks it is time they stood up for themselves but PC Penhale says he can’t help them – it’s a civil matter.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: DOA: Dead Or Alive (2006) Starring Jaime Pressly, Devon Aoki, Holly Valance. Several fighters are invited to the martial arts contest Dead or Alive, where they are pooled against each other in a knockout style tournament on a mysterious island.

12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Short Fuse 4.20 ITV Nightscreen

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 7.00 YB40 Cricket 8.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 10.00 YB40 Cricket 11.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 12.30pm YB40 Cricket 1.30 LIVE International Cricket: Under-19 One-Day International 10.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 12.00am International Cricket: Under-19 One-Day International 1.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 3.00 International Cricket: Under-19 One-Day International 4.00 Ashes Memories – Mark’s Magical Monday 2001 4.30 The Slats & Shane Show: Ashes Memories – Brisbane 1994 5.00 International Cricket: Under-19 One-Day International

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Super League 7.00 Premier League Years 9.00 Cincinnati Masters Tennis 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 FL72 Preview 12.00pm Premier League Years 2.00 WWE: Raw 4.00 Live Currie Cup Rugby 6.00 Super League Superstars 6.30 Fantasy Football Club 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 10.30 Fantasy Football Club 11.30 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 1.30am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 2.30 TBA 3.30 Fantasy Football Club 4.30 Super League 5.30 Super League Superstars

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7.00pm Doctor Who. See highlights. 7.45 Robin Hood 8.30 The Best Dance Film Ever! 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 Live At The Apollo 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Sweat The Small Stuff 1.00 Boom Town 1.30 New: Live At The Electric

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Proms On Four: Friday Night At The Proms – Bach Oratorios 9.00 Punk Britannia 10.00 Punk Britannia 11.00 Punk Britannia 12.00am Punk Britannia At The BBC 1.00 Evidently... John Cooper Clarke 2.00 Blondie: One Way Or Another

12.30pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.30 Coronation Street 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 FILM: Troy (2004) 12.10am The Big Reunion 1.10 America’s Got Talent

10.00am Murder, She Wrote (x2) 12.00pm The Darling Buds Of May 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.05 Wycliffe 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Duty Free (x2) 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am A Touch Of Frost

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 FILM: He’s Just Not That Into You (2008) 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Phoneshop

11.05am Location, Location, Location 11.40 FILM: The Seventh Voyage Of Sinbad (1958) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Sense And Sensibility (1995) 11.45 Father Ted (x4) 1.55am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Son Of The Mask (2005) 12.50pm Only You (1994) 3.00 Doctor In Clover (1965) 5.05 The Third Man (1949) 7.10 500 Days Of Summer (2009) 9.00 Die Hard 4.0 (2007) 11.30 Basket Case (1982) 1.20am Inferno (1980) 3.35 Close

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saturday 17 Top Of The Lake BBC2, 9.10pm This acclaimed New Zealand crime drama continues, with Madmen star Elisabeth Moss getting closer than ever to finding out what has happened to the most unfortunate 12-year-old ever. Daughter of the local drug patriarch, pregnant before teenage-hood, and now disappeared. Harsh.

The Americans ITV1, 9.40pm Do you think that the secret services on either side of the Iron Curtain in the 1980s knew what they were doing? That they had a plan? Release that facade this week as Nina gets close to finding out more about Stan’s role in Vlad’s death, and Philip asks his Russian wife to witness his wedding to his new US wife.

A Very British Witchcraft More4, 9pm Documentary exploring Britain’s fastest growing religious group – Wicca, otherwise known as modern pagan witchcraft. From Wicca’s founding father, an eccentric Englishman named Gerald Gardner, who was born in a nudist colony in the 1930s, to a worldwide religion in only 70 years. What is it about Wicca?

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 7.30 FILM: My Life With Caroline (1941) 8.50 FILM: Underwater (1955) 10.25 Reel History Of Britain 10.55 The Private Life Of Plants 11.45 University Challenge 12.15pm Athletics: World Championships 1.15 Escape To The Country 2.00 Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure 3.00 Wild China 4.00 Urban Jungle 4.30 Final Score 5.30 Coast 6.00 Flog It! Paul Martin invites experts David Barby and Mark Stacey to advise more hopeful antiques owners about selling their objects.

7.00 Proms Extra 2013 Katie Derham is joined by Tine Thing Helseth, Laura Mvula and Mary King to discuss the week’s Proms.

7.40 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom.

8.10 Thatcher: The Downing Street Years Political profile, tracing Margaret Thatcher’s 11 years as Prime Minister, during which time she fought relentlessly to impose her vision on to the fabric of Britain.

The first programme looks at how she rejected the postwar consensus.

9.10 Top Of The Lake See highlights.

10.10 QI XL Stephen Fry considers some incomprehensible questions with Sue Perkins, Ross Noble, Professor Brian Cox and Alan Davies.

11.00 FILM: Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002) Starring Everlyn Sampi, Tianna Sansbury, Laura Monaghan, Kenneth Branagh. Australian drama set in the 1930s about three mixed-race girls who are torn brutally from their Aboriginal mother and sent 1,500 miles away to a training camp for domestic workers as part of a government policy to integrate them into white society.

12.25am FILM: 2 Days In Paris (2007)

6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Poppy Cat 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Bookaboo 7.20 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7.35 The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes 8.00 Gravity Falls 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Dinner Date 9.25 Saturday Cookbook 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Saturday Farm 12.25pm Countrywise 12.35 ITV News & Weather 12.40 All Star Mr & Mrs 1.45 FILM: Smokey And The Bandit 2 (1980) 3.35 Midsomer Murders 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more funny home videos sent in by the public. This edition features cute kids, silly seniors and animals that just cannot get along.

6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more giggleworthy footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones.

7.00 FILM: Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007) Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Griffiths, Gary Oldman, Julie Walters, Maggie Smith, Jason Isaacs, Michael Gambon. Fantasy sequel.

Harry is dismayed when the Ministry of Magic denies Voldemort’s return and appoints a nasty new teacher at Hogwarts to keep an eye on Dumbledore. The new teacher’s constant meddling with the curriculum convinces the students that school cannot prepare them for the battle ahead.

9.40 The Americans See highlights.

10.35 ITV News; Weather 10.50 FILM: State Of Play (2009) Starring Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, Helen Mirren, Rachel McAdams, Robin Wright Penn and Jason Bateman. Political thriller about a journalist’s suspicions concerning the death of a Congressman’s mistress.

1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.05am British GT 6.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.00 IPC Swimming World Championships 2013 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 Undercover Boss Australia 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 V Festival 2013: Saturday Live 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Reality series in which people compete to stage the best dinner-party.

It’s crunch time in Grimsby as the competition comes to an end with the fourth and final dinner party, hosted by Chris Wood, the self-confessed ‘campest straight man in the world’.

6.45 Channel 4 News 7.00 FILM: Mission: Impossible (1996) Starring Tom Cruise, Emmanuelle Beart, Jon Voight, Jean Reno, Kristin Scott-Thomas, Vanessa Redgrave, Emilio Estevez, Ving Rhames. Fast-paced action thriller based on the classic TV series. Agent Ethan Hunt leads an elite undercover espionage unit until a mission in Prague goes disastrously wrong.

9.00 FILM: Knight And Day (2010) Starring Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Peter Sarsgaard, Jordi Molla, Viola Davis and Marc Blucas. Action adventure. A woman travelling back home for her sister’s wedding encounters a rogue agent on the flight, uanware he is under surveillance. The FBI assume she is working with him and the pair are ambushed.

11.10 Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies Stand-up comedy.

12.10am V Festival 2013: Saturday Highlights 1.35 Crazy About One Direction 2.35 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.50 Countdown 5.30 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

6.00 – 7.40am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Megaforce 10.35 Slugterra 11.00 Inside Hollywood 11.05 Big Brother: Live Eviction 12.30pm FILM: Battle Of The V1 (1958) 2.30 FILM: Anzio (1968) 4.50 FILM: Columbo: Ashes To Ashes (1998) 6.35 FILM: Jesse Stone: Benefit Of The Doubt (2012) Starring Tom Selleck, Kohl Sudduth, William Sadler, Kathy Baker, Gloria Reuben and Stephen McHattie. Crime drama.

When a shocking double murder rocks the quiet town of Paradise, retired alcoholic cop Jesse Stone is forced back into action at the request of the town council.

8.05 NCIS US crime drama series.

The NCIS team has to locate both the family and the murderer when a Marine is found beaten to death in his own backyard.

9.00 NCIS US crime drama series.

The team has to undergo mandatory psychological evaluations while investigating the death of a naval commander found shot on a navy vessel.

9.50 5 News Weekend 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych A panel of experts and psychologists analyse the behaviour of the Big Brother housemates.

Presented by AJ Odudu.

12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Five VOD Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Premier League Years 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm LIVE Championship 2.30 Saturday Night Football 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 Ford Saturday Night Football 8.00 Ford Saturday Night Football: Game Of The Day 10.00 Ford Saturday Night Football: Match Choice 11.30 Championship 12.00am Saturday Reloaded 1.00 Ford Saturday Night Football: Match Choice 2.30 Live Fight Night International

6.35 That Puppet Game Show Game show run by puppets. It is Dougie Colon’s birthday; and Freddie Flintoff and Gary Lineker battle it out in a sporting clash of the titans.

7.15 I Love My Country With teams led by Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan made up of Sally Lindsay, Gemma Atkinson, Billy Boyd, Michael Ball, Greg Rutherford and Faye Tozer, they compete to see who knows Britain best.

8.00 The National Lottery: Break The Safe Nick Knowles hosts the big money quiz where three pairs of players build up a prize fund of up to £100,000. Includes the National Lottery draws presented by OJ Borg.

8.50 Casualty Jamie almost brings the whole ED to a standstill as he becomes further embroiled in trying to assist an Iranian immigrant.

9.40 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow The Comedy Roadshow heads to the Brighton Dome, where he introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson.

Headlining is Al Murray.

10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of seven matches on the opening day of the 2013/14 Premier League season.

11.55 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League.

1.10am Weatherview 1.15 News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - England’s Best Days 7.00 International Cricket: Under-19 One-Day International 8.00 Ashes Memories: Waugh Time 8.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 9.30 International Cricket: Under-19 One-Day International 10.30 LIVE Friends Life T20 5.30pm Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 6.00 Ashes Memories: Dazzling Darren 6.30 LIVE Friends Life T20 10.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 12.30am Friends Life T20 1.30 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 3.00 Friends Life T20 4.00 Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 4.30 Ashes Memories: Dazzling Darren 5.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Tight Lines 7.00 European Seniors Tour 8.00 Golf: Solheim Cup 9.00 Golf: Solheim Cup 10.00 WWE: Smackdown 12.00pm WWE: The Bottom Line 1.00 Cincinnati Masters Tennis 2.00 LIVE Golf: Solheim Cup 7.30 LIVE Golf: Solheim Cup 2.00am Spanish Football 3.00 Football Gold 3.15 Football Gold 3.30 Cycling 4.30 Trans World Sport 5.30 Super League Superstars

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12.00pm Treasure Island 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 4.00 Road Wars 4.30 Planes: Sky Movies Special 5.00 The Simpsons (x4) 7.00 Diversity In Dublin 8.00 Diversity: The Diversitoys Tour 9.00 FILM: Flightplan (2005) 10.55 Brit Cops: War On Crime (x3) 1.55am Road Wars

7.15pm FILM: Shanghai Noon (2000) 9.00 FILM: Armageddon (1998) 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.10am American Dad! 12.35 Badults 1.05 New: Live At The Electric 1.35 Boom Town 2.05 Cocaine Capital Of The World: Stacey Dooley Investigates 3.00 Shoplife

7.00pm Precision: The Measure Of All Things 8.00 Tiger - Spy In The Jungle 9.00 Sebastian Bergman 10.30 Quadrophenia: Can You See The Real Me? 11.40 The Who At The Electric Proms 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1978 1.05 Tiger - Spy In The Jungle 2.05 Precision: The Measure Of All Things

1.00pm The Xtra Factor: Overs Best & Worst Ever 2.05 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 3.00 FILM: What A Girl Wants (2003) 5.05 FILM: Step Up 2: The Streets (2008) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) 11.15 FILM: Red Dragon (2002) 1.40am The Xtra Factor: Overs

6.00am Murder, She Wrote 6.50 A Touch Of Frost 8.55 The Royal 9.55 The Royal 11.00 Wycliffe 12.45pm Hidden Treasure 2.45 FILM: The Mirror Crack’d (1980) 4.50 Inspector Morse 7.00 Foyle’s War 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Cracker 1.40 Barbara 2.05 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

12.15pm Glee 1.10 Charmed 2.10 90210 3.05 Rules Of Engagement (x5) 5.30 The Mindy Project 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Suburgatory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 Happy Endings 9.00 FILM: The Beach (2000) 11.20 Phoneshop 11.55 The Inbetweeners 12.30am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

3.15pm Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 6.50 UFOs: The Secret Evidence 9.00 A Very British Witchcraft. See highlights. 10.00 Tony Robinson’s Gods And Monsters (x2) 12.05am Ken Follett’s Journey Into The Dark Ages 1.10 A Very British Witchcraft

11.00am Just Wright (2010) 1.00pm The Addams Family (1991) 2.55 August Rush (2007) 5.05 The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader (2010) 7.15 Airplane! (1980) 9.00 The Ugly Truth (2009) 10.50 Machete (2010) 12.55am Basket Case 2 (1989) 2.50 Close

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sunday 18 The White Queen BBC1, 9pm The dramatic adaptation of Philippa Gregory’s novels set during the War of the Roses continues to plot for power, and connive in every corner. With Princess Elizabeth engaged to Henry Tudor the court is divided, and as Margaret hasn’t a clue as to which side her husband will back she fears for her son.

Blackadder The Third BBC2, 10pm “Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends. Owww!”

Yes, the Prince Regent and his butler Mr Blackadder Esquire are taking a trip to the theatre, but you know what eccentrics those actors can be. And what a threat those anarchists can pose. Put them both together – and noses are tweaked.

The Review Show BBC4, 9pm Missing the Edinburgh Festival?

Fear not – Kirsty Wark is here with her reviews team to discuss some of its biggest events.

Joining her on the outdoor sofa are comic and writer Mark Thomas, critic Paul Morley, and crime writer Denise Mina. Plus, Grid Iron’s site-specific new work Leaving Planet Earth.

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6.00am Breakfast 8.35 Match Of The Day 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Bargain Hunt 12.40 Athletics: World Championships 4.15 Escape To The Country 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 Britain’s Big Wildlife Revival

6.45am FILM: The Lost Moment (1947) 8.00 Around The World In 80 Gardens 9.00 Gardeners’ World 9.30 Beechgrove Garden 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Raymond Blanc: How To Cook Well 12.00pm EastEnders 1.55 Coast 2.25 FILM: Krakatoa: East Of Java (1968) 4.30 What’s Killing Our Bees?

A Horizon Special 5.30 Flog It!

6.00am Jake And The Never Land Pirates 6.15 Jake And The Neverland Pirates 6.25 Poppy Cat 6.40 Poppy Cat 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Bookaboo 7.20 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7.35 The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes 8.00 Sonny With A Chance 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Country House Sunday 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 Ade In Britain 12.30pm Murder, She Wrote 1.30 Love Your Garden 2.30 A Touch Of Frost 4.30 The Queen 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show.

Tonight’s competitors are actress Britt Ekland, Loose Women panellist Sherrie Hewson and Dancing on Ice star Robin Cousins.

8.00 Martin Clunes: Heavy Horsepower Martin Clunes examines the role of the world’s working horses as he begins training his own beloved Clydesdales, Ronnie and Bruce, and puts them through their paces on his Dorset farm.

9.00 Law & Order: UK Crime drama series. A gay father is found beaten to death and the son that he adopted with his partner is missing. In a race against time, Ronnie and Sam go on the hunt for the missing boy. They soon discover that the truth lies with the baby’s biological mother, ex-drug addict Ruth Pendle.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Perspectives: Warwick Davis - The Seven Dwarfs Of Auschwitz Warwick Davis explores the miraculous survival story of the Ovitz family - ten Jewish brothers and sisters from Romania, seven of whom were born with dwarfism.

11.15 Murder, She Wrote 12.10am The Store 2.15 British Superbike Championship Highlights 3.30 Motorsport UK 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 Ironman 7.00 IPC Swimming World Championships 2013 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 FILM: The Legend Of Zorro (2005) 4.00 V Festival 2013 Live 4.40 FILM: Step Up 3 (2010)

6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 The Mr Men Show 10.15 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.50 Slugterra 11.10 Inside Hollywood 11.15 Big Brother 12.15pm BB BOTS: Rylan’s Supersized Celebrity Sunday 1.15 The Hotel Inspector Returns 2.20 FILM: Tinker Bell And The Lost Treasure (2009) 3.50 FILM: Bewitched (2005) 5.50 FILM: Hitch (2005)

6.00am Championship 6.30 Ford Saturday Night Football: Match Choice 8.00 Game Changers 9.00 Championship 9.30 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 12.30pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 7.00 LIVE Golf: Solheim Cup 2.30am Ford Football Special 4.00 Spanish Football 5.00 TBA 5.30 Sporting Greats

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Julia Bradbury, John Craven and Jules Hudson are in south Oxfordshire where Julia explores the magical Wittenham Clumps and learns how they inspired one of our greatest landscape painters.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow The antiques series returns as Fiona Bruce and the team head around the UK in search of more family treasures. Over 4,000 people join them at the first venue, Polesden Lacey near Dorking in Surrey, for one of the busiest days in recent years. In this opening episode, curios on show include an object originally created as a deterrent for rats that is now worth a small fortune, and a glove believed to have belonged to Elizabeth I. There is a moving story of a brooch which was kept hidden for years whilst the owner was in a prisoner of war camp.

9.00 The White Queen See highlights.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of two matches on the opening Sunday of the 2013/14 Premier League season.

11.25 That Puppet Game Show Game show run by puppets.

12.05am FILM: Nothing To Lose (1997) 1.40 Weatherview 1.45 News

6.30 MotoGP: Indianapolis Matt Roberts presents live coverage of round ten of the MotoGP World Championship from Indianapolis.

8.00 Dragons’ Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest their own cash to kick start the business.

9.00 The Hairy Bikers: Restoration Road Trip Dave Myers and Si King get their hands dirty visiting and taking part in projects to restore Britain’s industrial past. It is full steam ahead in Wiltshire as they help rebuild an early traction engine before seeing how they revolutionised farming, in Derbyshire they tackle a hundred-year-old cotton spinning mule that has laid dormant for decades.

10.00 Blackadder The Third See highlights.

10.30 FILM: Frost/Nixon (2008) Starring Frank Langella, Michael Sheen, Matthew Macfadyen, Sam Rockwell, Kevin Bacon, Oliver Platt.

The story behind one of the most unforgettable moments in TV history – when disgraced President Richard Nixon agreed to an interview with jet-setting television personality David Frost.

12.25am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.20 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free Kirstie Allsopp presents the series helping people economise on their interiors. Zoe and Gavin from Suffolk need help. With a small child under two and a recent redundancy in the family, every penny counts as they seek to make their recently bought house into a home.

8.00 The Mill Historical drama series set in ruralindustrial 19th-century England. Lucy and Esther become convinced that Mr Timperley is responsible for the disappearance of Catherine and mount their own investigation.

9.00 Southcliffe Drama series about a small market town irrevocably changed after a spate of shootings. A year after the shootings, an anonymous letter suggests that Morton may still be alive and David takes this as a sign he needs to return to his hometown and face the past.

10.05 FILM: Dear John (2010) Starring Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried, Richard Jenkins. Romance about a Marine and a college student who struggle with their relationship when he goes to war after the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

12.05am V Festival 2013: Sunday Highlights 1.30 FILM: Baaria (2009) 4.10 A Film From My Parish: 6 Farms 4.20 Three In A Bed 5.15 Countdown

8.00 Once Upon A Time Mystery fantasy series. Regina implants Belle with a set of false memories and a completely different personality. After visit to the field of magic beans, Emma realises that the day may soon come when she will have to choose which world to remain in. In the Enchanted Forest of the past, Rumpelstiltskin and Belle embark on a hunt for a thief.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house. Catch up on the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and the conversations in the diary room.

10.00 FILM: Next (2007) Starring Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel, Michael Trucco. Timetwisting thriller about a Las Vegas magician with the ability to see two minutes into the future.

11.55 FILM: Above The Law (1988) Starring Steven Seagal, Pam Grier, Henry Silva. Action-packed thriller in which a tough unorthodox cop risks his life attempting to smash a deadly drug cartel.

1.45am SuperCasino 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Memories: Waugh Time 6.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 8.30 Cricket Writers On TV 9.30 Friends Life T20 10.30 Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day 11.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 12.00pm Cricket Writers On TV 1.00 Friends Life T20 2.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Ashes 4.00 Cricket Writers On TV 5.00 Friends Life T20 6.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 8.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 10.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 12.00am The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 2.30 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 5.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Spanish Football 7.00 European Seniors Tour 8.00 Golf: Solheim Cup 9.00 Golf: Solheim Cup 10.00 Fight Night International 12.00pm Sporting Greats 12.30 WWE Special 1.30 The Rugby Championship 2.30 The Rugby Championship 3.30 Golf: Solheim Cup 4.30 Golf: Solheim Cup 5.30 LIVE Cincinnati Masters Tennis 8.00 WWE SummerSlam Preview 8.15 WWE: Experience 9.15 This Week In WWE 9.45 WWE SummerSlam Preview 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 TBA 12.00am WWE: Late Night Afterburn 1.00 Fight Night International 3.00 Spanish Football 4.00 The Rugby Championship 5.00 The Rugby Championship

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10.00am WWE: Superstars 11.00 WWE: Experience 12.00pm Treasure Island 2.00 Road Wars 2.30 Planes: Sky Movies Special 3.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 4.00 The Simpsons (x10) 9.00 The Cafe 9.30 Stella (x2) 11.30 Brit Cops: War On Crime 12.30am Nothing To Declare 1.00 Starlings

7.00pm Robin Hood 7.45 Great Movie Mistakes IV: May The Fourth Be With You 8.15 FILM: Shanghai Knights (2003) 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Boom Town 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 1.00 Cocaine Capital Of The World: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.00 Shoplife

7.00pm A Poet’s Guide To Britain 7.30 Proms On Four: 20th Century Classics – New Music At The Proms 9.00 The Review Show.

See highlights. 10.00 The Fairytale Castles Of King Ludwig II With Dan Cruickshank 11.00 Alan Whicker’s Journey Of A Lifetime 12.00am The Lighthouse Stevensons

9.50am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.20pm America’s Got Talent (x2) 3.15 FILM: The Mighty Ducks (1992) 5.25 FILM: Johnny English (2003) 7.15 FILM: The Scorpion King (2002) 9.00 FILM: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 11.50 Hell’s Kitchen 12.50am FILM: Innerspace (1987) 2.55 Teleshopping

6.00am Barbara 6.25 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 8.20 Heartbeat (x2) 10.25 Wycliffe 11.25 Foyle’s War 1.35pm FILM: From Time To Time (2009) 3.40 Murder, She Wrote 4.35 Wycliffe (x2) 6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Dangerous Liaisons (1988) 11.35 A Touch Of Frost 1.10am Hidden Treasure

2.35pm 90210 3.30 How I Met Your Mother (x4) 5.30 The Mindy Project 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.30 New Girl 8.00 FILM: New In Town (2009) 10.00 The Inbetweeners 10.30 Don’t Trust The B— — In Apartment 23 11.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Christmas Special 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

8.55am Relocation, Relocation (x3) 12.10pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 The Restoration Man (x2) 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 1.15am The Restoration Man 2.20 Scandal 3.15 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 3.40 Close

11.00am The Last Frontier (1955) 1.00pm St Trinian’s (2007) 2.55 Carry On Teacher (1962) 4.40 Love Happens (2009) 6.50 Mad Money (2008) 9.00 The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001) 12.25am Calvaire (2004) 2.15 Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1992) 4.00 Close

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monday 19 Big Brother: The Final Channel Five, 9pm It’s Big Brother night! Emma, Rylan and AJ are positively bubbling over with excitement, and that £100,000 is burning a hole in the pockets of all the remaining housemates. Tabloid spreads beckon, perhaps a new career, perhaps a new relationship... the sky’s the limit!

Now all they need to do is win.

Under The Dome Channel Five, 10pm Imagine, if you will, waking up one morning and finding your entire town has been enclosed in an enormous dome-like forcefield. Sounds annoying but simply inconvenient. Did we mention this new sci fi drama is adapted from a Stephen King novel? A bit more of you on the scary-train now, we’d wager.

Thailand’s Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates BBC3, 9pm The global war on drugs this week takes Stacey to Thailand to investigate the growing popularity of a drug called Yaba.

Part methamphetamine, part caffeine, it provokes violence amongst its users, leaves zombies in its wake, and is now being targeted at Westerners.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Countryside 999 11.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Wanted Down Under 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Countryside 999 7.50 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 8.20 Saints And Scroungers 9.05 Restoration Home 10.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Coast 12.10 The Weakest Link 12.55 Classic Mastermind 1.25 FILM: Angels One Five (1954) 3.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.45 A Taste Of My Life 4.15 Journeys From The Centre Of The Earth 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets Paul Martin and the Flog It! experts revisit 12 years of the programme.

7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 University Challenge The School of Oriental and African Studies plays the University of Southampton for a place in the second round of the student quiz.

8.30 The Incredible Spice Men Feeling hot, hot, hot!

9.00 Horizon – Defeating The Hackers Series exploring topical scientific issues. Exploring the murky and fast-paced world of the hackers out to steal money and identities and wreak havoc with people’s online lives, and the scientists who are joining forces to help defeat them.

10.00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah talks to the BBC’s political editor Nick Robinson, has a dreamlike experience with Bill Turnbull and goes clubbing with the cast of Geordie Shore.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Sins Of Our Fathers The shocking truth of physical and sexual abuse at one of Scotland’s most prestigious Catholic boarding schools.

12.20am The Women’s Football Show 12.50 The Hairy Bikers: Restoration Road Trip 1.50 Sign Zone: Caligula With Mary

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Star Treatment 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Storage Hoarders 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.05 IPC Swimming World Championships 2013 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Hollywood Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 1.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.35 FILM: Bullwhip (1958) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Patrick puts pressure on Maxine - how will she respond?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Ade Adepitan: Journey Of My Lifetime Documentary. The Paralympic medal winning athlete Ade Adepitan returns to Nigeria to take a look at why it is one of the three countries in the world where children still contract polio.

9.00 Benefits Britain 1949 Threepart documentary series in which benefits claimants volunteer to live for a week by the rules governing the welfare state in 1949. In this episode, three claimants give up their entitlement to council housing and are reassessed and rehoused.

10.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay visits Cambridge, New York, where ex-military man John Imhof and his wife, Tina, own and operate the allegedly haunted Cambridge Hotel.

11.00 Random Acts 11.05 How To Get A Council House Three-part documentary series following the people on the waiting list for a council house.

12.05am You’re Killing My Son: The Mum Who Went On The Run 1.00 Misfits 2.00 FILM: Elegy (2008) 3.50 Nashville 4.35 Three In A Bed 5.30 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard 5.55 SuperScrimpers

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.15 FILM: The Perfect Assistant (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Documentary series about Ireland’s veterinary clinics.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists.

Scott and Dave track a pair of mobile phone thieves with the help of GPS technology.

8.00 The Billion Dollar Wreck Hunt Documentary series following Odyssey Marine Exploration’s attempts to locate three shipwrecks and recover their treasures in just four months.

9.00 Big Brother: The Final See highlights.

10.00 Under The Dome See highlights.

10.55 Big Brother: The Final All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live coverage as the final continues.

11.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark and AJ Odudu reflect on all the drama and excitement of the live final, as they host a last round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.30am Botched Up Bodies 1.20 SuperCasino 3.55 The Great Artists 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Championship 11.00 Spanish Football 12.00pm Ford Football Special 1.30 Fight Night International 3.30 Ford Football Special 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Football League Review 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 Football League Review 12.00am SPFL Round-Up 12.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.30 Ford Monday Night Football 4.00 Football League Review 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Ian pushes Denise to breaking point, leaving her to question their relationship.

8.30 Fightback Britain In this episode, a gang of jewellery thieves are stopped in their tracks on two separate occasions - by pensioners, with a combined age of 141.

9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series. The pressure is on for DI Richard Poole and his team to solve an audacious murder carried out in the presence of DS Bordey on a Caribbean party boat.

Emotions are running high – can the inspector crack the case?

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, a guest host and guest panellists Greg Davies and Grace Dent.

11.20 Room 101 - Extra Storage Extended edition of Room 101. With guests Paloma Faith, Jason Manford and Deborah Meaden.

12.00am Weatherview 12.05 News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Declan is on edge as the police arrive to dig the site.

7.30 Coronation Street Desperate Karl tries to keep a distressed Craig on side.

8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents another selection of funny home footage filmed by viewers.

8.30 Coronation Street Guilty Karl faces a race against time.

9.00 The People’s Medal Natasha Kaplinsky gains access to the Queen’s New Year’s Honours List, focusing on the British Empire Medal which was re-introduced last year.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Road To Referendum In just over a year from now the people of Scotland could decide to bring to an end the 300 year old political union of the United Kingdom.

Writer and broadcaster Iain Macwhirter examines why Scotland has moved from being at the heart of the union in 1945 to its present position of preparing for a referendum on independence.

11.35 Benidorm When Madge accuses Sylvia of messing with her man, a slanging match between them gets out of hand.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 8.00 Friends Life T20 9.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 11.00 Friends Life T20 12.00pm The Ashes Australia’s Best Days 3.00 Ashes Memories - Mark Of Distinction 1991 3.30 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 4.30 Live YB40 Cricket 10.30 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 12.30am YB40 Cricket 1.30 The Ashes England’s Best Days 4.00 Ashes Memories - Longest Day 1998 4.30 Ashes Memories - Mark Of Distinction 1991 5.00 YB40 Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football’s Greatest 6.30 TBA 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Cincinnati Masters Tennis 9.00 Golf: Solheim Cup 10.00 European Seniors Tour 11.00 PGA Tour Golf 12.00pm Golf: Solheim Cup 1.00 European Seniors Tour 2.00 Cincinnati Masters Tennis 3.00 TBA 4.00 Golf: Solheim Cup 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Road To Kona Ironman 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Thrillseekers 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 TBA 4.30 Spruce Meadows 5.30 Road To Kona Ironman

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12.00pm Got To Dance: Uncut (x2) 1.00 Glee (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Middle 6.00 Modern Family (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Kick Ass Kung Fu 10.00 Arrow (x2) 12.00am Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena 1.15 Big Trouble In Tourist Thailand 2.15 Nothing To Declare (x2)

7.00pm Snog Marry Avoid?

7.30 Top Gear 8.30 Would I Lie To You? 9.00 Thailand’s Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates. See highlights. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.05am Thailand’s Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Pagans And Pilgrims: Britain’s Holiest Places 8.00 Plastic: How It Works 9.00 Dreaming The Impossible: Unbuilt Britain 10.00 Alan Whicker’s Journey Of A Lifetime 11.00 Tribe 12.00am Tiger Spy In The Jungle 1.00 Pagans And Pilgrims: Britain’s Holiest Places

4.10pm Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 The Xtra Factor: Judges Best & Worst Ever 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.05 Girlfriends 12.00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (x2)

11.35am The Darling Buds Of May 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.40 Wild At Heart 2.40 Wycliffe 3.50 Only When I Laugh 4.20 Duty Free 4.55 Home To Roost 5.25 Downton Abbey 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Whitechapel 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 90210 10.00 FILM: Jackass: Number Two (2006) 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.50am FILM: The Tall T (1957) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Terror In The Skies 10.00 Fatal Flight 447: Chaos In The Cockpit 11.05 Falklands’ Most Daring Raid 12.10am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Five Children And It (2004) 12.50pm Bandslam (2009) 3.00 Campbell’s Kingdom (1958) 5.05 Anastasia (1997) 7.00 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) 9.00 The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 12.35am Evil Dead II (1987) 2.15 Primal (2009) 3.55 Close

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