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All the thrills & spills of the big top as Chichester Festival Theatre joins forces with Cameron Mackintosh for the musical highlight of the summer, Barnum page 13

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Online now: Celebrity interviews, great giveaways & reviews of recent shows Attention bands! Submit your track to be included in the Brighton Download Chart. Visit our website to find out how!

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05 Latest People Voipfone wins Queen’s award; Cin Cin & Lara launch 06 Latest Brighton & Hove News Sussex Police funding cuts; food banks in demand 08 Bare Cheek First try lyrics; Hove factually 09 Celeb City Steve Coogan, Fatboy Slim, Peter Andre & Katie Price

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10 Competitions Win Now 85 CDs, Beatles DVDs and more 11 Brighton Writes Vanessa finds an alternative; Lynn Ruth eats tuna

LIFESTYLE 12 RED 2 interview Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren & Mary-Louise Parker 13 On the cover: Chichester Festival Theatre Barnum comes to Chichester’s Theatre in the Park 15 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Les Halles Paul Bocuse & Le Muniere in Lyon

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10 Andrew Kay The moustache throughout history

17 Health & beauty Honey delights and dual-action products we love 19 Health & beauty myths The experts separate fact from fiction 20 Revitalise Fantastic summer discounts on beauty treatments 21 College of Naturopathic Medicine Nutrition advice: acid reflux

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23 What’s On Adrian Edmondson in Neville’s Island; Pride 2013

PRIDE – FemRock Female-fronted queer-feminist night with live music, spoken word and DJs. Saturday 3 August, 7pm, £3

26 Brighton After Dark The Poofs, Freshers’ week & this week’s best gigs

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Lara store opening, the Big Beach Clean Up, Cin Cin launch & Queens award for Voipfone

Lara store opens Brighton’s Lara store opened on Thursday 11 July with a special launch party. The stunning new store sells beautiful glassware, sumptuous blankets, scented candles, leather accessories, men’s grooming products and vintage furniture. Guests celebrated the opening with a silent suction also being held in aid of the Chestnut Tree House Children’s Hospice.

Lara Brighton, 5 Prince Albert Street, Brighton.

Cin Cin private launch

Lara and Jon Oakley, owners of Lara

Kevin Butcher (local entrepreneur), Adam Kemeny (Founder of PhotoBot), Jackie Le (Performance and Circus Artist), Abby Moreton (Marketing Manager at They.Create)

Jo Upward (Platform Group) and Claire Hopkins

Big Beach Clean Up Barefoot Wine and Ben Fogle are helping to keep Britain’s beaches ‘barefoot friendly’ in 2013 and on Saturday 6 July they rolled up their sleeves to clean Brighton beach along with volunteers.

The national Barefoot Wine Beach Rescue Project, now in its sixth year, runs through spring and summer with environmentalist and adventurer Ben Fogle as ambassador.

Barefoot Wine has teamed up with environmental charity Surfers Against Sewage (SAS) to encourage volunteers to join the Brighton coastal clean.

For more information about the Barefoot Wine Beach Rescue Project

Saturday 13 July saw the official launch of a fantastic new addition to the Brighton street food and mobile catering scene called Cin Cin (pronounced ‘chin chin’). David Toscano, owner of Cin Cin, entertained a number of guests in Eaton Grove, Hove at the studio of local fashion accessories company, Boston and Boston.

2013 and for the full list of beach clean dates and locations, visit www.barefootwine.co.uk

This charming 1972 vintage Fiat van specialises in serving beautiful Italian antipasti and Prosecco – ‘bubbles and nibbles’ – and is available for private events, weddings, fairs and festivals. www.cincin.co.uk

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Sarah Dyer (local illustrator), Tom Naylor (Race Director, Brighton Marathon), Deborah Simpson-Boston and Jonathan Boston (Directors at Boston and Boston)

Voipfone wins Queens award

Voipfone, a pioneering telephony company that uses the internet to send and receive telephone calls, has won a prestigious Queen’s Award for Enterprise – the UK’s highest accolade for business success – and celebrated it with a ceremony at the Royal Pavilion on Thursday 18 July.

The award was presented by The Lord Lieutenant of Sussex. The award is the latest in a long line of recognition for the ground-breaking company that was created by Colin Duffy from Brighton and Lee Rose from Ashford. www.voipfone.co.uk Photos: Brighton Togs Photography

Left Den Hov for Left (Vo Liz Colin Duffy (Voipfone), Denise Cobb (Mayor of Brighton & Hove), Peter Field (Lord Lieutenant for East Sussex), Lee Rose (Voipfone)

Colin and Anne Duffy (Voipfone), MP Simon Kirby and wife Liz

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Stretching the thin blue line Sussex Police has defended its response to unprecedented funding cuts after a critical independent watchdog report.

Frank le Duc reports

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he thin blue line has been stretched over the past few years. Just how thinly has been the subject of a report, Valuing the Police, by the grandly titled official watchdog, Her Majesty’s Inspector of Constabulary (HMIC).

Sussex Police is cutting £52 million from its budget over four years and shedding 350 – or more than one in ten – police officers.

The inspector, Zoë Billingham, didn’t pull her punches. She said: “The force is not managing to protect its frontline crime fighting capability as effectively as it should. It is one of only three forces in England and Wales that is planning to decrease the overall proportion of its workforce in frontline roles.

“It is commendable that despite all the changes it has made a high proportion of Sussex residents feel as safe or safer than they did two years ago. However, there are early indications that the service to the public might be starting to diminish. Over the last two years Sussex has reduced crime at a substantially lower rate than most other forces. In addition there has

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emand at food banks across the country has tripled in the last few months, compared to the same time last year. The increase in families unable to afford food has been caused the latest round of welfare cuts, such as the bedroom tax and the benefit cap, which the government implemented since April.

At the same time the food and drink industry often has surplus food that goes unsold or is unneeded.

Shamefully this usually goes to waste despite being perfectly edible.

The FareShare network of

charities tackles these two issues by collecting surplus food from suppliers and redistributing it to community organisations to give out to people in need. The FareShare network in Brighton & Hove has grown enormously recently, collecting over 223 tonnes of food from 26 suppliers in the area, in the last six months alone.

This food has gone to 58 local projects to give out to those struggling to make ends meet, such as hostels, day centres and churches. Half of those receiving food were homeless, unemployed or families in financial difficulties.

Demand is increasing and the

BIG ISSUE Even given the HMIC definition of frontline, our reduction of 11 per cent brought about by the need to save an enormous sum of money by 2015 is in line with other forces.

“Of more concern to us is the decline in our emergency response times that the report highlights.

This is an important part of the service we provide and so we are looking at this as a matter of urgency.

“The challenge for us as a force is to not let our service suffer while we make big savings”

VALUED “In spite of the need to save money we have pledged to protect the

visible neighbourhood policing presence that is valued so highly by the public. We are reducing our

charity intends on fundraising to hire another new van to increase their capacity.

The project also offers volunteering and work placement opportunities, and half of those that they currently support are out of education, training and work.

Those who volunteer are offered training and qualifications they are able to use to move on to further employment elsewhere, and the

feedback about their time there is overwhelmingly positive.

FareShare provides a vital community service – helping those in need, providing training opportunities, and saving food from going to waste. So I’m really pleased that the council is able to continue supporting FareShare and the crucial work that they do.

To find out more visit www.faresharebrightonandhove.org.uk

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Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on food banks & demand

been a significant decline in the number of emergency and priority calls the force gets to on time.”

Sussex Police said that the inspector’s report “does not reflect the full picture”. It said that the report “coincides with the annual crime statistics issued by the Home Office that show crime generally in Sussex has fallen by more than five per cent”. And it added: “The county also remains one of the safest places to live in the country.”

Chief Constable Martin Richards said: “We are not complacent about the issues that this report raises but officer numbers alone are not the real issue. HMIC’s view of what qualifies as ‘frontline crime fighters’ is overly simplistic. They don’t take account of the role that police staff and other officers play in fighting modern-day crime. The difference between us and other forces is small – fewer than 80 officers.

“What is important to me is what we do for the people of Sussex and how they feel about the service we provide. Judge us on service, not on numbers alone. It’s about the most effective use of officers and staff.

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Police officers and support staff are recognised at the Brighton and Hove divisional awards ceremony by the Mayor Denise Cobb, Chief Constable Martin Richards and Divisional Commander Nev Kemp

PCSOs (police community support officers) by just 2 per cent compared with 17 per cent elsewhere – something the report does recognise.

“Confidence and satisfaction in Sussex Police remain high and more people in Sussex feel safer than they did two years ago. HMIC points out that the reduction in crime is at a slower pace than the national average but fails to recognise that we have already made significant reductions in crime over many years. Others are catching us up. The chances of becoming a victim of crime in Sussex are lower that in many other areas of the country and when judged against the eight forces most like Sussex we are now second safest.”

The Chief Constable acknowledged that there were areas where the force did need to improve. He said: “The report confirms that we are set to exceed the £50 million savings target set by the government and the challenge for us as a force is to not let our service suffer while we make big savings. The only way to do this is to modernise and change the way we do things.

“The Sussex police and crime commissioner, Katy Bourne, has been talking to the public about what matters to her and has set a direction for us. While we have seen a reduction in nearly every crime category, including overall burglary, burglaries of people’s homes have continued to rise,

reversing the trend of more than ten years.

“I do not underestimate the personal impact of a burglary. It’s much more than the loss of property, even where what is taken is of enormous sentimental value. A burglary can leave victims feeling tainted, abused and in many cases genuinely frightened by their experience. I’m not happy about this and that is why we have recently launched Operation Magpie, which is targeting so-called ‘professional’ burglars and opportunists alike.

“HMIC’s report has quite rightly pointed out that our response times to top priority (grade 1) emergency calls have declined over the last three years and we definitely need to improve here. The same period has seen a 10 per cent increase in the number of calls needing a grade 1 response at the same time as the force is delivering a challenging programme of modernisation and savings. But that’s a reason for more action not an excuse.”

Mr Richards said that the recent end to a recruitment freeze had brought hundreds of applications to join the force. And he paid tribute to the 360 special constables volunteering with Sussex Police. He added: “Looking forward, I believe that even though times are tough we will emerge as a leaner, stronger and more effective organisation. We are not afraid to embrace new ideas, new technologies and where necessary, to make the difficult decisions to bring this about.” ■

Two Brighton police officers had a great excuse for being late for the night shift one evening in April. They stumbled across a brawl and, unarmed, braved men wielding weapons before making sure those who were fighting were arrested and charged.

PC Lynsey Burkinshaw and PC Patrick Lewsey were sharing a car to work when they spotted the men fighting on Worthing seafront. Two men were using scaffolding poles to attack a man on the ground and another couple of men nearby were punching each other.

PC Lewsey ended up covered in blood as he detained one of the men in the fist fight. PC Burkinshaw confronted the pair who had the metal poles. They swung them at her head and threw them at her, hitting one of her shins.

She tailed the men until back up arrived and they were arrested.

Meanwhile another man brandished a chair leg at PC Lewsey. He persuaded the man to put down the weapon before enabling his arrest.

Everyone involved ended up in the magistrates’ court the next morning.

Chief Superintendent Nev Kemp, the Brighton and Hove divisional commander, said: “PCs Burkinshaw and Lewsey went above and beyond the call of duty. Acting initially without support from their colleagues and without any protective equipment, they acted with immense bravery, managing to stop a serious assault and ensure that the suspects were arrested and charged.”

Both officers were presented with an Outstanding Front Line Award.

They were among almost 50 Brighton and Hove police officers and support staff to be recognised for going above and beyond the call of duty.

They were honoured at a Sussex Police divisional awards ceremony at the Sussex County Cricket Ground in Hove where Chief Superintendent Kemp shared their stories.

He said: “It was a privilege to be able to recognise the work of so many people who have demonstrated their passion and outstanding commitment to keeping the people of Brighton and Hove, and those who visit our wonderful city, safe.”

He praised “the high calibre and selfless commitment regularly shown by my officers and staff”.

Officers, staff and colleagues in organisations such as the Crown Prosecution Service were also thanked by the Chief Constable Martin Richards.

The Mayor of Brighton and Hove, Councillor Denise Cobb, presented the awards. She said: “The dedication and bravery shown by the officers is incredible and their awards are well deserved. The city is safer for their efforts and I am grateful to them for their work.”

Marina Life Brighton Marina’s Kirsty Pollard on Creatures of the Deep, returning every Wednesday throughout August ame Sky are back this summer with free children’s make and take workshops. Back by popular demand these sea creature themed art workshops are a great way to keep the kids entertained.

Children loved the workshops last year so we are bringing them back. You will be able to make, create and take home a range of art including headbands, flags and masks.

Every week there will be three or four different workstations so pop in for one or stay and enjoy all, there is no need to rush.

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In partnership with popular arts charity Same Sky, the award-winning education and charity group. All workshops are about fun and participation.

One of our participant’s parents from last year said: “I came every week, this was such a great way for the kids each week to enjoy themselves and it was free; please put it on again next year.” And we have!

When: Every Wednesday throughout August 11am–4pm Themes: 7th August 14th August 21st August 28th August

Sharks Turtles Dolphins Lobsters

Where: 8 Mermaid walk, Waterfront, Brighton Marina.

In between art you can enjoy our free outdoor games, ping pong tables and chess/draughts tables are available in Marina Square, grab a bite to eat at a great choice of cafés, bars and restaurant or take a stroll exploring the shops.

There is no need to book for the workshops, simply drop in... go on, let them be creative this summer. Free parking available to all Marina customers in the MSCP.

Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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Hove factually Five things you never knew about fantabulous Hove

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The verb 'to hove' derives from the town's extraordinary habit of coming into view when approached.

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The 'Hove Rover' was a discount bus ticket introduced by Brighton and Hove Bus and Coach Company in 1997. It offered unlimited, all-day travel between 18a Wilbury Villas and 18c Wilbury Villas (excluding 18b Wilbury Villas during peak hours) on alternate Sundays for £18.90. It was eventually discontinued in 2011.

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A fascinating insight into the creative process as we examine the original drafts of those fanous songs that didn't get it quite right first time: LOCH LOMOND – TRADIT O ye’ll tak’ the high road, and Ah'll tak’ the high road And Ah’ll be in Scotlan’ at the same time as ye.

CAN YOU SEE THE REAL ME? – THE WHO Can you see the real me, doctor?

Can you see the real me, doctor?

Can ya mmm, can ya?

(SPOKEN) Well, I am viewing you through an endoscope, Mr. Daltrey.

THERE IS A GREEN HILL – HYMN – CECIL FRANCES ALEXANDER We may not know, we cannot tell, What pains he had to bear, Or whether he had clean pants on Or any underwear.

Holders of the ancient and venerable office of Chancellor of the Duchy of Hove (a seat on the Privy Council since the reign of the Plantagenets) include such luminaries as Vince Hill, Terry Christian, Ra the Sun God, Bleep from 'Bleep and Booster', Toni Collette, The Boston Red Sox, Roy Marsden, Florestan and Eusebius, the Horse Whisperer, Cosmo Smallpiece, Mr. Chips, Magenta Devine, Cooperman, Boon, Lord Iffy Boatrace, Iain Duncan-Smith, and My Pal Spadger.

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• Harmless flirtation • Nutty Bars • Having a ding dong in front of the neighbours • Corrective footwear • The Rape of The Lock

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• Downright provocation • Pat Coombs • Wapping Old Stairs • Tightly folding over the open end of a half-used sachet of instant custard powder • Worming tablets

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Hove is actually a county palatine. There Elizabeth II is not known as HM The Queen but by the ancient title of Duke of Hove. Prince Philip is known as “Duchess” while Prince Charles is addressed simply as 'Buggerlugs'.

In & Out

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The area known colloquially as 'Poet's Corner' is a flourishing international tax haven. Over 16,000 multi-national business are registerd on Cowper Street alone. Until its collapse in 2008, Lehman Brothers' head quarters were at table number three, the Corner Café, Coleridge St brianandjoe@foundrygroup.co.uk

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In all the excitement of the arrival of HRH Prince George of Cambridge last week you may be forgiven for missing this one, but we were delighted to hear last week that our Lisa’s favourite reality TV star is to become a dad for the third time. We worked with Pete last year and he really is the loveliest man, and a great dad to daughter Princess and son Junior.

Peter says he is “over the moon” to be expecting a baby with girlfriend Emily MacDonagh. Peter and 23-year-old medical student Emily are due to have their first child early next year. An excited Peter says he thinks Emily will make a “brilliant mum”. Writing in his new! magazine column this week, Peter, 40, revealed:”We were going to keep this to ourselves a little bit longer, but as everyone’s been asking, I am very happy to tell you that Emily and I are having a baby, and we are over the moon.”

Despite Emily's pregnancy, it appears the couple won’t be rushing into getting wed any time soon. We hope we get to catch a glimpse of the baby when it’s born, perhaps at Pete’s fab coffee shop in Brighton! There is actually a crèche in there already, so he’s all prepared!

FILM FIRST IN NORWICH

Our favourite DJ (after Pat Sharp obviously) Alan Partridge finally had the premiere of his life in Anglia Square, Norwich, last week. As we suggested he would, Partridge took to the red carpet in a suit specially made by Brighton tailor Gresham Blake; what we hadn’t realised was the sheer genius behind the creation. Partridge posed for photos in Alpha Papa Pic Select the short-sleeved sky blue suit complete with pink tie and matching blue waist strap.

Partridge explained he had a deep love for Norwich (though not in an operation Yewtree style way he hastened to add) and had moved the premiere to Anglia square following a Twitter campaign: ‘The people have spoken in the biggest petition since the clinic started handing out johnnies to 13-year-olds’. When pressed on what Norwich had that London didn’t, Alan commented: “A lot of SPOTTED flat landscape, the Wash, reclaimed land – these are things that London !

Strictly Come doesn’t have and will never have.” He continued: “My favourite location Dancing sta Rihanoff led r Kr istina ov during filming was Cromer Pier. I've been to Blackpool Pier, Brighton Pier, flash mob in er 100 girls in a Brighto Southend Pier – but Cromer is quite simply the best pier.' Well, we don’t week. After tw front of Brighton Pier las n t ee tin g that day for a su agree with you on that one Alan... Still, it was exciting to see the best of mmer dance’ it was ‘a perfect the star gathered dancers from Russian born Brighton dominating such a glitzy premiere!

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nk-d gallery opens its doors on a star-studded art show this week with Ryan Callanan’s Word Up exhibition. The show sees pub-sign style art works adorned with lyrics from the likes of Cypress Hill and M.I.A, with two particular pieces catching our eyes: Fatboy Slim and Kasabian works countersigned by the artists themselves.

Sergio Pizzorno from Kasabian and Brighton’s Norman Cook are both long-time fans of Ryan’s work, which have also been collected by the likes of Goldie, Eve and Scroobius Pip. Norm explained “[Ryan] and I are brothers in smileys. His pieces are all over my house, his smile in my heart.” Ryan has already been hitting the papers with his Fatboy-inspired street art on Bond Street – make sure you catch the exhibition while it runs (2–26 August).

KATIE’S BABY BUMP

Whilst we’re giving air time to Peter Andre’s successful sperm – it seems only fair to catch up with the one and only Brighton girl – Katie Price. Katie has finally given onlookers a glimpse of her latest baby bump. Whilst shopping around our glorious city we were treated to a fleeting view as Pricey struggled with her scarf in some coastal wind. Katie had her latest husband – and baby daddy – Kieran Hayler in tow, alongside kids Junior and Princess; we wonder how they feel about their latest half-sibling.

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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A tache eh?

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ace fungus or face furniture – call it what you will, my moustache has been around for some time now. I first grew one back in the early 1980s, I was about 26 and, up until that point, shaving had not played a significant part in my life. In truth it had played no part as I only started to shave when I was 25, I was a very late developer in that sense.

My first moustache was an act of bravado, a massive “See I can do it!” to all of my hairy friends, and let’s face it, at that point all gay men had grown a moustache – as if in affirmation of their masculinity. They sprouted from the upper lips of men across the gay world almost as quickly as the Lacoste polo shirt was adopted as a gay uniform. I was pretty bad at that kind of conformity, so unlike the hefty yard brush taches of the many, I grew a rather sleek little pencil line job that made me look like a gay spiv. That was okay as I was never going to do the whole Lacoste drag thing anyway. No, I was happier in my cream charity shop Saks Of Fifth Avenue Tuxedo and knee length black leather boots – well I liked to stand out, even then.

Oh, I did try to blend in from time to time, but my pink plaid shirt and white Katharine Hamnett jeans just didn’t look the same as the Levi 501s and workmen’s shirts favoured by so many of my friends.

And my favoured outfits from Bodymap and World’s End... well, let’s just say that they set me apart from the uniformed ranks of gay society at that time.

The one constant though became my moustache and since then it has almost always been there, nestling under my great big nose.

“His tache has a name, but not one I can commit to print (even in French)” I started curling it with moustache wax as soon as it was substantial enough to take it, which was about another five years on. At first I bought a tinted wax I found in Trumpers on Jermyn Street.

It worked a treat, teasing the tips into fine little curlicues, neatly defined.

Then one rainy day I discovered the shortcomings of tinted moustache wax. It was water based and, as the driving drizzle hit my face, the wax dissolved and ran down my face in sorry streaks. My mouth looked like the weeping eye of Dusty Springfield. After that I took to a neutral wax and have stuck to it ever since.

But I am now pondering the future of my tache.

Earlier this year I shaved it off to go on holiday.

You would have thought that I had lopped off an ear such was the reaction. I had no idea that the tache was such an important part of my personality – no, really, the reaction was in some cases that extreme. Who would have thought that a clutch of teased whiskers on my upper lip would cause such a fuss?

Having no tache on holiday was a joy, no waxing required, a real relief when you spend the day dipping into the Aegean or eating ice cream (the real test for the seasoned tache sporter).

No, I rather liked being tache free, and I even got a tan on my upper lip!

But two months on and it is back, and bushier than ever at the moment as I have yet to take the scissors to it and tame it into shape. I spent two days in Lyon recently visiting my chef mate, the moustachioed Lean Louis Gelin. My word, his tache is a triumph and a much loved feature of his face. It has a name too, but not one I can commit to print (even in French).

His tache puts mine to shame, it’s a monster of a job that I will never match, although I did note that it was invariably speckled with food and wine.

Please, if you ever see me with food in my tache, do let me know.

So do I keep it? Or do I shave it off? I’m torn, it’s not like it’s that unusual any more, Brighton is full of men with waxed moustaches now and I have even spotted a few in darkest Hove. Maybe I’ll give it a few months and see what the autumn brings, it may fall off then with the leaves and the rest of the hair on the top of my rapidly balding pate.

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BRIGHTON WRITES Head shot Courtesy Jerry Lebens

Lynn Ruth Miller

Vanessa Austin Locke Vanessa finds the right words

You are what you eat, like it or not Courtesy Gemma Stanish

The Berkeley Hunt is the oldest hunt in the country and can be traced back to the 12th century. Rhyming slang enthusiasts have another use for it...

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swear. A lot. I always have. I swear liberally and inappropriately and it’s landed me in lots of trouble over the years. But it remains one of my greatest pleasures. It also presents one of my biggest challenges, because most publications don’t let you swear in print and seeing what you can get past an over-worked editor has given me hours of fun.

As much as my potty mouth has landed me in hot water, it’s also got me out of trouble more times than I care to remember when used correctly, conveying humour, indignation or assertion as needed. If I ever reproduce I’ve vowed to teach my child to swear properly. There’s no use pretending naughty words don’t exist, or that children aren’t going to pick them up and want to use them, but what we can do is teach them to use them appropriately.

Swearing can be a great outlet for exasperation, stress and rage, and if used effectively can deliver the sucker punch you want, without the fallout your filthy mouth deserves. It’s an important life skill; being able to identify who you can swear with and who you can’t, or which words to avoid in which parts of town, and at what point in the conversation you can drop the stink bomb.

Expletives are valuable members of our vocabulary and deserve our respect.

Over the years I’ve developed a swearing crutch. An arsenal of words I keep stored up to use in “Wazzock: its correct place of swear words, some of which had a good airing a couple of usage would be to weeks ago courtesy of Katie Hopkins-peace-be-with-her. These describe a know-it-all” words have the linguistic ability to convey an exaggerated meaning, whilst getting past the objections on a technicality and undermining any offence by being, what I like to call, cuddly. Here are a few of my favourites...

Cocker – a new entry for me, inspired by my cocker spaniel who I am currently instructing in the art of profanity. She’s really quite good at it and has a genuinely foul mouth. Especially when she eats poo in the park.

Flange – An old favourite and dedicated to my good friend and ex colleague Tegan who I worked with in another life on a woodworking publication. There’s a whole other article on woody innuendos. We had hours of fun. Anyway, a flange is a ridge, designed for strength.

Screaming fannybadger – One for the Americans to whom that word is as innocent as a summer day. Combined with all the force of the brilliant word badger it’s so much fun to say.

Crapulous – Supplied to me by a friend who has made an art form of the intellectually-veiled insult. Crapula is from the Latin and means hangover.

Twerp – From ‘twirp’, a word used to denote a type of racing pigeon that flew between Antwerp and London.

Berk – Commonly spelled now as ‘burk’. It’s from the rhyming slang Berkeley Hunt.

Wazzock – Sounds like it should be used to describe a moron but actually it’s from the Old High German ‘wizzago’ meaning ‘to know’, so its correct usage would be to describe a know-it-all.

Plonker – This one doesn’t have interesting etymology but it gets in because of Del Boy’s delivery.

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irst, it was horsemeat. We thought we were eating succulent bits of beef but to our horror, we discovered we were shoving Dobbin into our lasagna.

Worse, we have been devouring him topped with cheese, tomato and soupçon of lettuce in our burgers. We were horrified. Tesco, a major seller of deceptive equine products ran full page ads apologising for misleading their customers, insisting they had no idea that they were mislabeling their products.

The rest of the world scoffs at English fastidiousness. “So what?” they say in at least 358 different languages. The French adore horsemeat... in fact, they hint that is why they are so romantic in bed, in contrast to the British who apologise before they even manage to get started. The Irish add a wine sauce to anything and once tasted don’t give a damn.

But horsemeat in our dinners is not the worst of it. Oh, no.

Now that we have managed to come to terms with the brutal fact that the glorious winner of Epsom Downs faces a future in our goulash, we have another gastronomic hurdle to cross. Sixty percent of the tuna we buy to fill our children’s lunch boxes and add flavor to our casseroles is not tuna at all. It is escolar, an oily fish that causes diarrhea. That is why so many of us have that irresistible urge to relieve ourselves after indulging in those cute canapés topped with a pimento. And you thought it was the conversation.

The fact is that most restaurants serve escolar and tell us it is albacore tuna. No “We never understood wonder we cannot figure out why everyone who ate it why that delicious Salad Niçoise sent us to the loo within moments of savoring its got the “flu” the next day. flavor. It wasn’t that drink you We thought it was the had to wash it down. It was tacky escolar putting on airs.

Ohio weather” Everyone knows that we are what we eat. It is now apparent that when we feed our children stew, they could easily be neighing for their supper in a matter of weeks.

What is far more frightening though, is that tuna fish sandwich that every child cannot resist could very well send him swimming in the Atlantic never to return. It has already happened in my family.

My Aunt Gert swears that the reason her Watch Lynn Ruth Miller at daughter Penny became an Olympic swimmer was that she ate nothing but tuna fish for seven years. She stopped eating it that unforgettable day when she cramped up just as she was approaching the finish line in Rome in 1960. She blamed her loss on nerves, but we know better. It wasn’t the pasta either.

My mother’s staple casserole was tuna fish mixed with cream of mushroom soup topped with crumbled crisps. She served it at every party. We never understood why everyone who ate it got the “flu” the next day. We thought it was the Ohio weather.

The moral of this shocking tale is that if you want to win the big fight, eat a bull, and if you think you are gay, eat fruit.

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

– Sophia Loren

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L7 INTERVIEW

RED ALERT

Holly Cozens catches up with Bruce Willis, Dame Helen Mirren & Mary-Louise Parker as they talk about their latest action-filled adventures in new film RED 2

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t’s not every day you rock up to the Embankment Pier, London, in the height of an incredible heatwave, to board a river cruise boat with a Dame, an award-winning actress and a world famous action star. Although I am reluctant to admit it, this is not just a normal everyday occurrence but in fact the setting for the press conference of RED 2, the sequel to the 2010 action-comedy RED, inspired by the comic book series of the same name.

Embarking on the boat journey and talking to me for the afternoon are Bruce Willis, Dame Helen Mirren and Mary-Louise Parker, three of the original cast who have all been happy to reprise the previous roles from the first film. In fact, both Mirren and Parker admit they are very lucky to play the characters they did in the RED franchise with an opportunity to do something they hadn’t done before: “It’s so much to do with luck,” Dame Helen so modestly states.

Prior to this however, before the anchor is raised and we set sail into a sea of questions and answers, we are kept entertained by Dame Helen and MaryLouise’s relaxed chatter about the then soon-to-beexpected Royal Baby. Mirren invites a show of hands to guess gender with a unanimous vote for a girl prompting her to declare: “We need more queens!”.

Potential names are bounded around the boat before the announcement is made that Bruce Willis is about to grace us with his presence.

With the three of them finally in formation, it’s down to business as we all remember what we are actually here to do. Mary-Louise Parker, star of hit TV series Weeds and films such as Fried Green Tomatoes and Boys On The Side is one of the first to share her thoughts on encountering a more action-based role: “My character is kinda hopeless at action, she sort of fails miserably at it and it was fun to be bad at it.” Parker laughs as she goes on to describe her questionable driving skills in this movie: “They didn’t even trust me to pull out of a parking spot!”

Bruce Willis, a man much more familiar with being thrown into the action genre, tells us about his need to remain physically capable and how sometimes it’s not always just for his health: “Vanity plays a big part in my staying in shape.”

RED 2 is laden with impressive stunts and I was

curious to find out how much of them were Bruce Willis himself. “I’m not allowed to ever, ever be hurt.”

A wry response but somewhat to be expected from such a valuable Hollywood commodity.

As time goes on, it seems fitting that as we travel past The Houses of Parliament in Westminster, Dame Helen addresses the comical nod in RED 2 to her channelling various Queens on screen and stage. Having won awards for playing both Queen Elizabeths (Elizabeth I in the TV series of the same name and Elizabeth II in Stephen Frears’ 2006 film The Queen), she jokes: “I so tried to wriggle out of that regal mantle.”

The writers wanted her to pretend to be the queen in a particular scene set in a mental asylum. “I suggested it should be Elizabeth I, I thought that would be a funnier take than the present Queen.”

While Mirren is distracting the guards with her amusing faux-delusional Queen impression, this is the point in the film where we are introduced to Sir Anthony Hopkins, someone who is no stranger to possessing the ability to portray a madman. In fact, RED 2 was able to bring both Hannibal Lecter’s together in a little piece of cinematic history on one scene. Brian Cox portrayed the cannibalistic serial killer/psychiatrist in the 1986 thriller Manhunter while Sir Hopkins donned the infamous mask in Jonathan Demme’s 1991 film Silence Of The Lambs.

All three of the cast express their content when asked about the additional members of their team recruited for RED 2 including Hopkins, Catherine

Zeta-Jones and Lee Byung-hun. “I feel very fortunate to work with these actors, all we’re trying to do all day long is make each other laugh and hope that gets onto the screen,” pipes up Willis.

Among some of the more enigmatic answers Bruce gives that day, there are a few glimpses into his personal life as we learn a bit about his childhood: “I wasn’t a comic book guy, I spent most of my time outside,” along with his real thoughts on his past as a croonster: “I can’t stand the sound of my own voice when I sing,” and his passion for old cars; in particular a Chevrolet Corvette.

This answer is in relation to a particular character in RED 2 making an extravagant red wine purchase, and both ladies ponder wistfully on what would be their dream buy. Mary-Louise has always wanted to own a Robert Frank photograph while Dame Helen expresses her interest in a hand-written letter from Elizabeth I: “A letter to the ambassadors, rejecting the hand of the King of Spain or something like that.” A welcome insight into the actors’ more personal tastes leads to further discovery about previous roles the cast would revisit if they could.

As the boat prepares to drop anchor, this question is a suitable ending to the journey, yet again provoking thoughtful replies from the girls and Bruce to continue with his ambiguity. While both have reprised roles in TV – Helen in Prime Suspect and Mary-Lou in Weeds – Mirren discussed her love for ‘Cal’, the 1984 Irish film in which she starred alongside John Lynch. Parker’s choice is to go with one of her theatrical performances in Paula Vogel’s 1997 hit How I Learned To Drive, as she mentions that she will actually be able to fulfill this desire thanks to a reunion reading happening this summer with co-star David Morse.

So that is that; as congratulations are uttered to the departing stars, I am hit with a reluctance to head back to the sweltering streets of London after my leisurely river cruise. Once again, forgetting the purpose of my afternoon treat which was to return with some fascinating stories surrounding the RED 2 experience from all three major stars. Ah well, two out of three ain’t bad.

RED 2 is released 2 August, showing at Odeon and Cineworld.

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CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE

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THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

Me, Kate all gather five star reviews and transfer to the West End. Now Chichester Festival Theatre has co-produced their summer musical Barnum with Cameron Mackintosh. Described by the New York Times as ‘the most successful, influential and powerful theatrical producer in the world’, his numerous credits include Cats, Les Misérables, The Phantom of the Opera, Miss Saigon and Mary Poppins.

Barnum, Theatre In The Park, Chichester Festival Theatre, playing until 31 August, 01243 781312, www.cft.org.uk Pic: Michael Le Poer Trench

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follows the legendary impresario’s life as he lit up the world with the colour, warmth and excitement of his imagination and finally teamed up with J A Bailey to create Barnum and Bailey’s Circus – the Greatest Show on Earth.

The Theatre in the Park’s vast tented environment creates the perfect home for this brilliant hee ccoover uplifting musical, t v n n th er shot through with the magic of circus.

Chichester Festival Theatre’s growing reputation for producing worldclass musicals has seen its recent productions of Singin’ In The Rain, Sweeney Todd and Kiss

Chichester Festival Theatre presents Barnum, the musical based on America’s greatest showman

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arnum’s the name, P T Barnum, and I want to tell you that tonight, on this stage, you are going to see – bar none – every sight, wonder and miracle that name stands for!”

This exhilarating musical follows

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The story of his life and marriage to Chairy reveals that she was the practical one who made Barnum’s dreams come true. The production

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist

Booking recommended.

Al Duomo Restaurant, 6 & 7 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton, BN1 1EE, 01273 326741, www.alduomo.co.uk

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele.

Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices.

Fully licensed.

Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Ohso Social

Situated alongside Brighton Pier, occupying the best location on the beach, Ohso opens for coffees, cocktails, breakfast and dinner.

Popular for group celebrations or a romantic table for two. The heated outdoor beach terrace provides a wonderful environment for alfresco dining serving classic fish ‘n’ chips and signature mussels whilst watching the starlings dart between the piers. Ohso hosts legendary summer beach parties nightly when sunny.

Ohso Social, 250A Kings Road Arches, Brighton, BN1 1NB. Bookings 01273 590918, www.ohsosocial.co.uk

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.

Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday.

Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton.

Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach –

Gars Restaurant

but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99.

Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards.

The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900 383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle

Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos.

Fun, friendly and fabulous value.

Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two-courses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches: with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams.

The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com 01273 900384

Indian Summer

Indian Summer has been pioneering authentic regional food from the sub continent for over a decade. The Brighton favourite is listed in the ‘Top 100’ restaurants in the UK by the Cobra Good Curry Guide 2013 and recently awarded Trip Advisor Certificate of Excellence. The new lunch summer offering is completed with a selection of Thalis and new tandoori roasts on Sundays.

Indian Summer, 69 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HQ, 01273 711001, www.indian-summer.org.uk

Italian Al Duomo

Brighton’s longest established family run pizzeria, using fresh ingredients, has recently updated its menu and restaurant team.

Offering a comprehensive array of traditional stone-baked pizzas made fresh daily with gourmet ingredients imported direct from Italy and authentic Italian dishes from the a la carte menu. Gluten-free pasta and vegan dishes are also offered.

Try their special lunch/pre-theatre menu at £9.95 for two courses with a great selection of choices or £12.75 for three courses. Cocktails are available from the cocktail bar and Monday to Friday you can enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails from 3pm–9pm. Check out the special mid-week Cabaret Nights, Elvis, Michael Buble and Las Vegas Swing. Open seven days a week.

Indian Summer

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Food & Drink Andrew Kay enjoys a gastronomique blow out in Lyon at Les Halles Paul Bocuse & Le Meunière

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ay two of the Lyon International Chef Exchange trip started at Grand Hotel Des Terreaux where I picked at the edges of a delightful breakfast having so overindulged the day before. It’s a very nice hotel, full of charm and very comfortable, especially the bed which I so needed.

By 10am though we were at Les Halles de Lyon, a foodie heaven much lauded and used by top chef Paul Bocuse. There I met the amazing Madame Colette Sibilia, the eponymous lady behind one of the most visited stalls in this vast emporium of culinary delights.

We started nibbling saucisson from the word gourmand, by 11am we were eating plump oysters and prawns washed down by premier Cru Chablis, I know, that really is just showing off. The market, now named after Bocuse, is sensational, and if I had a bigger bag I would have no doubt bankrupted myself.

Thank heavens for easyJet’s baggage policy!

None of us wanted to leave but we were due at Jean Louis Gelin’s La Meuniere at twelve for lunch. Now Jean Louis is quite a character, and one with a moustache that puts my own to shame. But it’s not about face fur, it’s about his bill of fare, and what an array it is.

What follows is not for the faint hearted but go with me on this. As a Lancashire lad I have been fed my fair share of offal over the years, and the fare at his Bouchon has plenty to offer. We started by drinking chilled beaujolais with cassis, a drink he calls a communard and it did have a good restorative effect.

Then out came the starters, after big bowls of crisp pork skin. I am no dainty mouth and in my role as an ambassador for the food festival it usually falls on me to taste the lot as my colleagues are one a veggie and two wavering on the brink of giving up meat. So it was once again down to me to tuck in. Whilst

they made light work of a puy lentil salad and a delicious bowl of remoulade I worked my way through a tripe salad, a sausage salad, a bowl of gelatinous calves heel and finally a salad of pig’s snout. Yes, you did read that right, it was awfully offally and hefty stuff. I admit that the tripe did not do it for me but I actually loved the rest, especially the sweet pig snout.

For my main course I chose rognons de veau, calves kidney in a simple mustard and cream sauce – and that I loved too, although it was a huge portion and it came alone on a big plate. How I wanted just a few potatoes with it but none came.

Around the table my veggie accomplice was served a creamy macaroni dish and the hoverer tucked into quenelles of pike in a seafood sauce. I looked at them with envy as they certainly looked the lighter choice but later I was assured that they were not light in any sense but deliciously rich.

Jean Luis served wine from his own vineyard, a Gamay, and we loved that too. When he came back to offer dessert I was fit to explode, but with a little teasing we were all lured into a glass of cassis sorbet with a shot of cassis on top and he brought out some of the Lyon speciality, a scarlet praline tart that takes sweetness to a level I had previously never reached. A strong black coffee was required to peel me off the ceiling of this small corner of a France gone by. The restaurant has not been tampered with since around 1964 and is frozen in time, a gem that is more than worth the round trip to this most exciting of culinary destinations.

Our next International Chef Exchange is with Rotterdam this autumn so it’s back to the Netherlands for me. Most excitingly we are now negotiating a ICEx to Toronto next summer with two chefs from here trading places with two from that great Canadian city.

I doubt I will be presented with quite so many plates of innards in either place but I’m proud that I went almost the whole way in Lyon, I apologise, I have tried andouilette once and will never do that again.

Le Meunière, 11 Rue Neuve, 69001 Lyon, France Tel: +33 4 78 28 62 91 Grand Hotel Des Terreaux, 16, Rue Lanterne, 69001 Lyon, France, Tel: +33 (0) 4 78 27 04 10 www.grand-hotel-des-terreaux.fr

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STAY FRESH

Health & beauty news & reviews with Zara Baker UPPER PUNCH

With a fantastic run of good weather our attention has turned outdoors: dining, drinking and training – al fresco is the only way to go. Last month we regaled you with stories of Kettlebells training with Lucy Howlett from LIFT Personal Training Ltd. This month, I’ve gone one further, boosting upper body strength and strengthening my core with personal training sessions with LIFT’s Lucy. Resistance bands added intensity to simple squats and lunges (an inexpensive and effective piece of equipment that doesn’t take up the whole house; result!). Then, the gloves were on for my first bit of boxing. Fantastic fun and great results, I feel like I’m onto a winner. For correct form, posture and exercise to suit you, a personal trainer will keep you on track and healthy.

Lucy Howlett, LIFT Personal Training, 07879 490 373, www.liftpersonal-training.co.uk

Vaseline’s new Derma Beauty deodorant is a gentle alcohol-free formula, perfect for summer. The soft, light fragrance is ideal for the holiday season and Vitamin E ensures your underarms are left in tip-top condition. Forget irritated underarms and red bumps, this gentle deodorant offers protection, leaving you fresh and confident all summer long.

Vaseline Derma Beauty, 150ml, £1.86 from Superdrug, Boots and all leading supermarkets.

change. Opt for: a colour by senior technician Samuel Chapman – he’s been named as a L'Oréal Colour I.D. Artist for 2013! www.trevorsorbie.com/consumer

BRIGHTEN UP

If, like me, you are looking to lighten up your locks for summer, then be sure to do it in style. The dip dye is still a strong trend for summer, although more natural. Semipermanent colours are also hot right now as they leave hair glossy and in fantastic condition – ideal for over processed hair. Or, if you can’t leave the highlights alone, go bold for summer with an all over change.

Remember to visit a professional colour expert for your ideal hue and stock up on the silver shampoo to keep blonde hair fresh. Where to go: Trevor Sorbie Brighton, where salon owner and technical director Kate Wilson will give a thorough consultation on your desired colour

BURN FAT FAST

The revolutionary 5/2 diet plan has been filling column inches recently, advocating a form of intermittent fasting which involves taking in a very low amount of calories on alternate days. The diet not only promotes weight loss but is also claimed to have several beneficial health effects.

Patrick Holford's Burn Fat Fast takes alternate-day dieting to a whole new level. The diet combines elements of alternate-day fasting with a low-GL diet and a compact exercise routine, creating a diet plan

with which you can lose fat fast, without going hungry or compromising your health. For those new to the low-Gl diet, it stands for 'glycemic load' and is a measure of what your food does to your blood sugar levels. In short, you want to keep your blood sugar levels low because if they are too high, the excess is stored as fat and if they are too low, this triggers hunger.

In his short and easy-to-follow book, Patrick Holford explains the importance of the low-GL diet, outlining what to eat and what to avoid whilst following the diet and even providing recipes. He has also teamed up with former Gladiator and record-breaking athlete Kate Staples to devise a workout routine consisting of fatburning and insulin-lowering exercises which only take eight minutes a day to do. The work-out routine section helpfully divides exercises into beginner, intermediate and advanced levels and each exercise is accompanied with instructions and images.

Patrick reports that countless people have lost a stone a month relatively effortlessly by following his tried-and-tested low-GL diet.

Burn Fat Fast, by Patrick Holford & Kate Staples. Out now.

Reviewed by Anna Lawson

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Double action It’s time to demand more from your moisturiser. Liliana Salih-Miller finds dual-action products for your beauty routine

Centella Body Butter (£16.50) & moisturiser (£14.50), www.centellaskincare.co.uk This newly launched (last month!) skin care brand offers natural products with fragrances derived from plant essential oils, floral waters or fragrant oils. The moisturiser and body butter sooth the skin, leaving it hydrated, while the calming fragrance restores balance and promotes wellbeing. Also available: bath range and massage oil.

Lush Vanishing Cream, 45g, £17.50, from Lush stores Like Centella, this little gem from Lush is wonderfully nourishing while soothing lavender calms the mind. This facial moisturiser sinks into the skin leaving it soft but dry.

It’s instantly absorbing, making it ideal for oily skin/T-zone.

Essential oils of lavender, rose and geranium will help balance the skin as well as giving a light, pretty fragrance.

Dr. Ceuticals Firm & Sculpt Arm Gel, £16.99 for 150ml from www.boots.com and Boots stores nationwide Another one from the Dr Ceuticals range, this time for the arms! This cream is ideal for toning arms, giving you that extra confidence boost you may need this summer, while also luxuriously hydrating the skin. Banish bingo wings for good and make this part of your every day beauty routine until it becomes habit.

Origins All Purpose High Elevation Cream – Dry Skin Relief, 75ml, £23, from www.origins.co.uk and Boots stores nationwide This fresh-smelling moisturiser can be used all over the body or just on the face. It’s perfect for rejuvenating dry skin during the summer weather. This cream also calms skin, which is ideal for sensitive skin and those prone to heat rashes. If you’re flying abroad this summer, don’t board the plane without it!

Dr. Ceuticals Leg Tone & Shimmer, £16.99 for 200ml from www.boots.com and Boots stores nationwide With marine extracts to target fatty deposits, this unique cream fights cellulite, toning wobbly bits of your legs while also enhancing their natural glow, causing legs to appear glowing and radiant throughout the summer months. Results are seen within weeks of first use!

Birds &the bees Honey takes centre stage with the launch of Marc Jacob’s new fragrance. Zara Baker finds out more about the birds & the bees – summer’s fashion & beauty essential Shirt, £23, www.glamorous.com If the weather cools down enough for the long sleeves to come out, this cute print shirt is all about the birds. Team it with Freedom At Topshop’s bee earrings, high waisted shorts or jeans.

Jo Malone Pomegranate Noir Body & Hand Lotion, from £38 for 250ml from www.jomalone.co.uk and Jo Malone stores nationwide A divinely scented hand and body lotion, this silky smooth moisturiser is well worth the price. The subtly scented blend of Pomegranate, raspberry and plum laced with with pink pepper and Casablanca lily makes an iconic, fruity fragrance you could get away with wearing no perfume with. Leaves skin feeling soft and supple while smelling delicious, this is an ideal summer lotion.

Champneys Skin Comforting Miracle Balm, £5 from Boots stores and www.boots.com Beeswax, shea butter and sweet almond milk go into this super nourishing balm. The ingredients are 100% natural – it’s as though a honey bee whipped up this little wonder pot all by itself!

Heaven Skincare BeeVenom Mask, from £25.30, from www.heavenskincare.com A range created by Deborah Mitchell, Royal Beauty Therapist. The Bee Venom Mask is nature’s alternative to botox. It contains manuka honey, bee venom, shea butter and rose and lavender essential oils. It works to control the facial muscles for immediate lifting, tightening and firming. Results without the sting of a cosmetic procedure price tag!

Earrings, £14.50, Freedom at Topshop, www.topshop.com A wonderful way to wear the trend in a subtle way.

Marc Jacobs: Honey, 50ml and 100ml at £49.50 and £67.50, www.theperfumeshop.com Honey takes on a sun ripened golden hue through vivid notes of green pear, mandarin and honeysuckle. With a velvety base of sweet honey and vanilla, this is summer’s sweetest and most enticing floral fragrance.

And just take a look at that gorgrous bottle!

Like a honey bee drawn to flowers, this bottle will take centre stage on your nightstand.

Released just last week, stake your claim on summer’s hottest fragrance.

Vaseline Cocoa Radiant Vitalising Body Gel Oil, £4.69, from Boots and all good chemists.

Vaseline has long been a firm favourite in our beauty bags, and this Cocoa Butter gel is a great way to freshen up your routine for summer!

This gel oil is fragrant and glossy and when used after bathing, is perfect for intense hydration and revitalisation of the body. This leaves skin looking and smelling divine, at a very affordable price.

Lanolips Golden Ointment, £17.99, from www.boots.com Made with manuka honey, Vitamin E and their signature ultrapure grade lanolin, this is a brilliant product for treating all large areas of dry skin. Soft and supple skin is the result.

Ladybird Midi Ring, £4.50, Freedom at Topshop, www.topshop.com Cute, bold and beautiful, we heart this ladybird ring for all occasions.

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wave 19 of the bacteria away in the morning, there will be thousands of them waiting to tuck into your breakfast with you.”

Result: Do both! Brush your teeth before breakfast. Try to avoid brushing your teeth immediately after eating as acidic foods soften the tooth enamel, which can be worn away when you brush. So, brush before eating and then at least an hour later.

Dental Health Spa, 14-15 Queen’s Road, Brighton, BN1 3WA, 01273 710831, www.dentalhealthspa.co.uk

Health & beauty myths Zara Baker looks at common health & beauty myths & speaks to the professionals to separate fact from fiction

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Quit the habit with NLP practitioner and hypnotherapist Jonathan Conway.

01273 540425/07956 855 027, www.theconwaypractice.co.uk

MYTH: YOU PUT ON WEIGHT WHEN YOU STOP SMOKING Nicotine does speed up the metabolism and suppresses your appetite, which helps prevent weight gain. Once people quit, weight gain can occur as people may turn to comfort food as a replacement for smoking. Before you go reaching for a pack of cigarettes though, remember that, as well as being extremely bad for your health, smoking affects the smell and taste of food. You may enjoy eating more when you quit, but is that a bad thing? Any weight gain is usually small, with four to 10 pounds being the average. If you do quit smoking, be sure to take up exercise.

Healthy activity will help reduce stress, and wellbeing coaches identify that there is less of an inclination to eat excessive amounts of carbohydrate rich foods, which contribute to weight gain.

Result: While this can be true, the changes to your lifestyle by quitting smoking are so much more beneficial to your health – what’s a few pounds between friends?

MYTH: BRUSH YOUR TEETH AFTER BREAKFAST There are over 700 different types of bacteria that live in the human mouth (both good and bad). At any one time you may have up to 10 billion bacteria in your mouth which is about 2 billion more than you will find on the average toilet seat! You may think that brushing after eating is the most ideal way to maintain healthy teeth, but there’s a lot happening in the night that makes brushing your teeth first thing vital.

“Brush your teeth when you first get out of bed and before you get back in at night,” says Christina Chatfield, hygienist/clinical director of Dental Health Spa in Brighton.

“These are the two most crucial times. This is because saliva – which keeps cavity-causing bacterial plaque off teeth – dries up at night, so it’s best to brush the teeth before you go to bed. During the night, bacteria in your mouth have been multiplying and, just like we are, by the time we wake up they are pretty hungry. The bacteria in our mouths feed on the sugars in the foods we eat and turns it into acids which cause decay, unless you brush some

e’ve all heard them: stories from our mum/best friend/hairdresser that we’re not quite certain whether to believe.

We take a look at common myths from the world of health and beauty and ask the experts: fact or fiction?

MYTH: WOMEN OVER 40 SHOULD HAVE THEIR HAIR CUT SHORT “What rubbish!” says Anne Matthews (pictured) of The Bridal Hair Company. “As long as your hair is in great condition, professionally cut and even coloured if necessary. You only have to look around you in Brighton and Hove to see rules don’t apply! A bit more glamour and femininity doesn’t go amiss as we get older. Great hair is great hair whatever your age, as long as it’s in a style that flatters you. I’m modelling my own myth buster as a woman over 40 with long hair. I’ve no plans to change that either!”

Result: False. The right haircut to suit your face shape and skin tone is always the best option and can take years off a person. You don’t see Elle Macpherson or Jennifer Aniston reaching for the scissors!

Anne Matthews, The Bridal Hair Company, 07779 637 508, www.bridalhaircompany.co.uk MYTH: TENNIS IS REALLY EXPENSIVE Andy Murray’s 2013 Wimbledon win has seen many of us putting on our tennis shoes, keen to take up the sport. It’s a great activity for all the family and keeps the kids fit and active during the school summer holiday, but there’s a conception that tennis clubs are expensive, leaving the Andy Murray of tomorrow short of skills. “No, tennis is not expensive!” says Liz Bartlett of the Tennis Lawn Association. “Forget the members

only and all white clothing images we see at Wimbledon each summer; tennis really is an affordable sport for all the family. The average national adult membership for a local club is just £2.81 per week and for juniors just 94p per week. In Brighton and Hove you can also book a public tennis court for just £7.30!”

Result: Tennis is affordable and fun.

Find a local club or court and keep fit with friends and family. www.tennisbrightonandhove.org.uk MYTH: DON’T WASH YOUR HAIR EVERY DAY We all love leaving the salon with perfect blow-dried hair and often think we need to wash our hair every day to achieve the same results. But doing this strips hair of its natural oils, which feed the hair, making it very dry (not to mention the damage caused by hair dryers and hair irons).

“Even though the weather is great at the moment, don’t forget we had a long, cold winter, with many of us having the central heating on for about 10 months of the year,” says Willie Hendry of Willie Hendry Hair.

“Central heating is the number one enemy for our skin and hair, as it zaps all the moisture out of the air.

One of the things my clients ask the most is why is their hair so dry and what can they do about it. We may not have the central heating on now, but we have the sun, which dries out the ends of our hair and can damage the scalp, making it dry and itchy.

It’s vital to nourish the hair with the right shampoo. Argan oils are also great in replicating the hair’s natural oils, giving much needed hydration.”

Result: Know your hair type and be aware of the changing seasons too.

The right shampoo is important in providing the hair with the right amount of nourishment. Try to avoid washing your hair every day and ease back from the heated stylers (if you can’t go cold turkey, be sure to use a heat defence spray).

Willie Hendry Hair, 45-46 Trafalgar Street, Brighton, BN1 4ED, 01273 819815, www.williehendry.com Anne Matthews proves women over the age of 40 can wear their hair long

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Zara Baker chats to Alison Sparks of Revitalise about summer beauty treatments

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evitalise therapy centres in Brighton and Hove have all you need to get your body looking gorgeous for summer. Already a popular haven for its fitness classes, Revitalise also offers a plethora of beauty treatments, perfect pre – or post – holiday.

I meet Alison Sparks, a new therapist at Revitalise in Brighton to talk summer beauty routines. Alison specialises in the Neal’s Yard Remedies facial, a tailored skin treatment incorporating a consultation and skin analysis.

“Using products from an extensive natural skincare range, the skin treatment combines skin nourishment and soothing massage, leaving skin feeling fresher and looking clearer and more radiant,” Alison explains.

Our skin care routine needs to be changed with the seasons as environmental factors can cause skin to be too dry or too oily. A Neal’s Hot August offers Yard Remedy facial is the perfect •Buy one get one free sports, treat. A facial is recommended every deep tissue, Swedish massage four to six weeks. (pay £45, save £45) Laser Lipo remains a popular *Both massages must be with choice for those looking to shift fat the same therapist and taken easily. The fat-melting laser system is within one month a safe, non-invasive and fast treatment for body contouring. A •Organic Neal’s Yard Remedy thorough consultation is done facial just £35 for new clients beforehand and the treatment is (Normal price: £50) carried out by qualified practitioners.

“Any time is perfect for laser lipo,” •£5 off luxury manicure for says Alison. “But just before a holiday all clients. Pay just £22 or a big event is when many people choose this treatment which gives •£5 off luxury pedicure for fantastic results. However, it is not all clients. Pay just £27 suitable for people with epilepsy, cancer, injectable diabetes, kidney or •£15 off Dermalogica facial liver problems, and pregnant women.” for new clients PLUS £10 off Waxing is a great option for smooth for returning clients with this skin with long-lasting results. “Come advert. Pay just £35 for a waxing treatment 24 hours before your holiday,” says Alison. “Hair needs •Waxing: combine two areas to be a quarter to half an inch long.” and receive a 10% discount Finish off your treatments with a luxury mani/pedi combo to add a pop •Laser lipo: 3 sessions for of colour. “With summer in full swing just £99 (save £251) you can’t go wrong with a bright combination in two hot hues such as •Threading – upper lip & chin, Fuchsia and Coral,” Alison says. eye brows or side of face, pay Looking after your skin and body £10 (save £5) or full face for with regular treatments will get you £25 (save £20) looking and feeling fabulous.

Revitalise offers the complete package with some fantastic savings.

Book now: Revitalise, 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 710855 (Brighton) 01273 738389, 01273 738389 (Hove) hove@revitalise-u.com, and 123A Western Road, Brighton, Valid until 31 August 2013 at 01273 710855, Revitalise Brighton and Hove. brighton@revitalise-u.com, Mention Latest 7 when booking. www.revitalise-u.com

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Dear Jacquie Your queries about natural health answered

by Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine I suffer from acid reflux. What can I do?

NR, Brighton Acid reflux is an uncomfortable and common condition where stomach acid leaks out of the stomach into the oesophagus. This is the tube that runs from the mouth to the stomach.

Symptoms can include heartburn – the burning chest pain that occurs after eating. Also, an unpleasant sour taste in the mouth can be experienced and some people get pain and difficulty in swallowing.

It is thought that one of the causes is the lower esophageal sphincter muscle not working properly and getting ‘loose’, thereby allowing acid to leak out of the stomach, back up the oesophagus.

This muscle should work like a valve, letting food into the stomach and closing after, to prevent acid leaking out.

Things that can aggravate acid reflux are being overweight, eating

a high fat diet, too large meal portions, and even being pregnant.

Things that can help?

Before we even start with food content, the following may help: • Eating slowly and chewing really well so food is a liquid before swallowing.

• Eating five small meals rather than three larger meals.

• Trying food combining, in which you don’t mix carbohydrates (bread, rice, pasta etc) with proteins (e.g. meat, fish, beans, lentils).

wave 21 Dietary changes that can help are sticking to a naturopathic food plan which includes five portions of vegetables and two fruits a day. Opt for good quality seeded breads, try sourdough rye bread. Reduce the fat content of foods by discarding fat from meat. Grill meat so that the fat drips out, don’t fry foods, reduce cheese and full fat milk. Cut caffeine and fizzy drinks.

Low fat natural organic probiotic yoghurts have been shown to be useful, as has taking a probiotic capsule and vegetarian digestive enzymes with meals (but not if you have ulcers).

Tests that may be helpful are those that screen for Helicobacter Pylori, an acid-loving bacteria that digs its way into the stomach mucosal tissues.

Dietary advice plus supplemental and testing options can be discussed with your nutritional therapist.

See your health professional for advice.

CNM open evening

Interested in training to become a nutritional therapist? Please book to attend a CNM open evening.

Next dates in Brighton: 1st August & 5th Septembr. 6.30pm-8.30pm.

01342 410505 www.naturopathy-uk.com

Jacquie Lane is both a lecturer and the Director of Studies at CNM (College of Naturopathic Medicine) in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues. Email Jacquie at: sunshinenutrition@hotmail.co.uk

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

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Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

It seems that Osaro and RJ are this week’s favourites, not just happy with number one but taking the fourth spot too! Want to see your favourites stay in the charts? The more plays they get, the higher up the chart they go!

Words: Holly Cozens

1 Osaro/RJ Lovin’ U 2 The Black Fields The Fighter 3 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam 4 Osaro and RJ Shut Up And Dance

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BRIGHTON ART FAIR

Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 20–22 September 2013, £7.50/under 14s free, 01903 608757, www.brightonartfair.co.uk This year Brighton Art Fair brings back some of their favourite artists from past years, as well as a whole new generation of first-time exhibitors. With over 120 artists showing work across all media and selling direct to the public, find paintings, sculpture, prints, etchings and much more all under one roof.

LUCY SPRAGGAN: ADVICE FOR OPEN MIC UK ENTRANTS

Hove Centre, 7 September 2013, £10 + booking fee, 01273 292 910, www.eventbrite.co.uk In an interview to Open Mic UK, Lucy Spraggan (as seen on X Factor) gives her own unsigned music advice on how to get ahead in the unsigned music world and how to make the most of every opportunity.

ALTERNATIVE NOTTING HILL ALL-DAYER

5 DJ H Brighton Life 6 The Last Cry Rebekka 7 Tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT) 8 Chaos Borne The Moment 9 Jamie Bilboa Everything Computerised 10 Surrender Monkeys John Agar Was Right 11 The Longing Sky Dogstar feat. Julia Fitness 12 Bag of Hammers Angel 13 Mr Resonate Brighton Bubblin feat. Lionheart 14 The Speak Beautiful People 15 Jamie Bilboa Ace Of Spades

Concorde 2, 26 August 2013, free, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Celebrate Notting Hill Carnival by the sea, with this all day, starting at 3pm. Always packed, this year’s lineup joining the traditional BBQ includes Prince Fatty, Voodoo Love Orchestra, Samsara, Hot-Tip Hi-Fi, Three Against Four and Pillars Of Dub.

NINA CONTI – DOLLY MIXTURES

Ropetackle Centre, 12 September 2013, £17.50, 01273 464440, www.ropetacklecentre.co.uk Star of BBC’s Live At The Apollo, QI and HBO’s Family Tree, ventriloquist and BAFTA nominated filmmaker Nina Conti introduces her daughter, her handyman, her gran, her oldest friend, and a stray dog in a show that refuses to go as rehearsed.

Already sold out, put your name down for any late returns, or get on the phone/internet right now and snap up the last few tickets to her Brighton Comedy Festival visit (13 October 2013).

THE TRUE TRAGEDY OF THE DUKE OF YORK, Theatre Royal Brighton, 19 July 2013 ✪✪✪✪

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his Shakespearean history picks up the story from the previous evening’s English revolution (with three histories playing in sequence over three nights), with the Duke of York claiming rightful monarchy over the land by reason of lineage and setting against the incumbent king, Henry VI. With a great clashing of swords, Brendan O’Hea’s York was righteous and true in his claim, surrounded by sons as differing as honourable Clarence (Gareth Pierce) whose confusion mirrored that of the nation at large, and hunchback Richard (Simon Harrison) who sprang between the comically grotesque and lethally ambitious. The Globe Theatre’s production was simply riveting – transporting us to another more ruthless and larger time, almost physically. Probably one of the best ways ever to see Shakespeare’s history in the rich and bloody colour it deserves.

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THE WURZELS

A strange booking for a Saturday night on Madeira Drive, nonetheless the carrot-crunching, scrumpyswilling West Country cross between Chas ‘n’ Dave and The Grumbleweeds pulled a large crowd of cider-fuelled fans. Taking to the stage to a farmyard soundtrack they kicked off with ‘Blackbird’, from their ‘70s heyday and played a greatest hits set complete with ‘70s references and corny ‘70s jokes.

Aside from a well-executed highland fling accordion solo from Scotsman Tommy Banner it was a standard run through of their ‘ooo arrr’ hits with a strange encore of Kaiser Chiefs’ ‘Ruby’ and a tired dance version of ‘Combine Harvester’.

Concorde 2, 20 July 2013 ✪✪✪ Steve Clements

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BY JEREMY JEFF AND MARK RAVENHILL

Topped and tailed with footage of Bourne receiving an honorary fellowship from the University of London’s Central School of Speech & Drama and framed by live excerpts from Bourne and Ravenhill’s collaborative theatrical performance ‘A Life in Three Acts’, the film offers a chronological telling of the drag performer, actor and gay activist’s life. It features a wealth of archive footage and interviews with other members of the drag commune where Bourne lived. Jeff’s film is a warm and fascinating testament to a life of creativity and resistance.

Dukes at Komedia, 21 July 2013 ✪✪✪✪ Dr Darren K Clarke

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STAGE: NEVILLE’S ISLAND Adrian Edmondson joins the cast of Neville’s Island at Chichester Festival Theatre

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ulti-talented and muchloved comedian, actor, writer and musician Adrian ‘Ade’ Edmondson has been confirmed in the cast of Neville’s Island at Chichester’s Theatre in the Park this summer.

He will play Gordon, one of four businessman sent off on a team building exercise in Tim Firth’s comedy about a disastrous outward bound expedition. They succeed in becoming the first people ever to get shipwrecked on an island in the Lake District. What should have been a bonding process turns into a muddy, bloody fight for survival amid a carnival of recrimination, French cricket and sausages.

Edmondson rose to prominence during the 1980s when he became best known for roles in the BBC comedy series’ The Young Ones and Bottom, in which he appeared alongside his longtime collaborative partner Rik Mayall. Edmondson also appeared in The Comic Strip Presents... TV series. He formed the band The Bad Shepherds and has also appeared as a regular TV presenter on programmes such as Ade In Britain.

Edmondson features in Neville’s Island alongside actor and comedian

Rufus Hound, with further casting still to be announced.

Neville’s Island will be the second production staged in the Theatre in the Park, a temporary state-of-theart auditorium which has been built while the Festival Theatre’s £22 million RENEW redevelopment continues. Directed by Angus Jackson – director of the Olivier Award-winning production Goodnight Mister Tom – this promises to be a technically and visually ambitious staging of a darkly funny play.

Neville’s Island runs in the Theatre in the Park from 11–28 September, evenings 7.30pm (except for Press Night, Friday 20 September, 7pm).

Matinees 2.30pm. 18 – 25 tickets £8.50, other tickets from £10.

Box Office 01243 781312, www.cft.org.uk

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>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES Birdsong Theatre Royal, Brighton Until Sat 3 August Box office 0844 871 7650 www.atgtickets.com

Barnum Theatre In The Park, Chichester Until Sat 31 August Box office 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk

Crazy For You (Rattonians) Congress Theatre, Eastbourne Until Sat 3 August Box office 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

Miss Jason is Captain Terri Dennis in Privates On Parade Peter Nichols’s rip-roaring comedy Privates On Parade comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton from Thursday 22 – Saturday 31 August.

It’s 1948 and peace has returned to Britain but in South East Asia British soldiers are fighting a forgotten war against communism.

In order to keep the troops entertained as they face the might of Chinese Communism, SADUSEA (Song and Dance Unit South East Asia) are called in to help.

Jason Sutton (Miss Jason) leads a talented troop of fine young soldiers in this hilarious play with music. Jason plays cross-dressing Acting Captain Terri Dennis as he romps his way through the jungle, giving us performances as Marlene Dietrich, Vera Lynn, Carmen Miranda and Noël Coward.

In his delicate hands are a set of privates, whose journey from boys to men is handled with care. The comedy of this play is set against the violent jungle warfare where laughter meets

death and shy, inexperienced National Service lads become men.

Privates On Parade is based on Peter Nichols’ own National Service experiences while entertaining the troops.

The production is brought to us by the team who produced the hugely successful Boys In The Band and more recently, Diamond.

Privates On Parade Thursday 22 – Saturday 31 August, Eves 7.30pm, Thursday & Saturday matinees 2pm Box office: 0844 871 7650* www.atgtickets.com/brighton* *Subject to a booking fee Tickets £23.50 (price includes a glass of Prosecco per ticket holder)

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS as well as a teddy bear hospital.

Mayberry Garden Centre, Portslade, Fri 2 August, 11am–2pm, Free

EVENT: PRIDE Celebrate loud & proud as Pride 2013 brings a season of spectacular events to Brighton & Hove

EVENT: FIRECRACKER YOUTH THEATRE Enjoy an intense week of site responsive theatre with Firecracker Youth Theatre. Using Brighton Museum as a terrific venue, with sharings taking place at the end of the week.

Brighton Dome, Mon 29 July–Sat 3 August, 10am–1pm & 2pm–5pm, £100

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is a momentous year for gay pride this year as it expands outwards and upwards in terms of events and special LGBT shows. This is an exciting year for Brighton Pride as it prepares to bring you some incredible music, film, entertainment and, who could forget, the vibrant parade.

You may notice one of the first innovative additions in the upcoming Arts & Film festival running from now until Sunday 4 August. Expect a full range of colourful film screenings, art and photography exhibitions and a diverse selection of brilliant theatrical performances, all encompassing the immense feeling of pride this weekend creates.

Of course, Pride wouldn’t be right without its legendary parade, packed with amazing floats reflecting this year’s theme of ‘Gay Icons’. But hang on, make sure you don’t miss out on the main event itself, taking place in Preston Park on Saturday 3 August. Gear up for a star-studded line up of iconic musicians from the incredible Alison Moyet and Paloma Faith to popular X Factor contestant, the little songtress herself, Lucy Spraggan.

Brighton held its first Pride march back in 1973, when brave gay men and women marched for better rights and awareness. Despite the obvious political and humanitarian reasons for which Pride will always exist, it has come a long way and the last few years have been able to celebrate changes made by government and revel in a positive outcome. In terms of its charity work, raising funds for good causes is paramount to the Pride organisers, having generated £13,000 for local LGBT and HIV groups.

Brighton Pride 2013, various locations in Brighton, until Sunday 4 August, prices from £17.50, www.brighton-pride.org

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COMEDY: BENT DOUBLE The gay-friendly laughter-heavy monthly comedy night beautifully hosted by the gloriously entertaining Zoe Lyons (as seen on Mock The Week and lots more) is jam-packed with quality comedy, headlined by The Times’ critics’ choice Jonathan Mayor.

Komedia, Sun 4 Aug, 7.30pm, £5–£10.50

FILM: FROM UP ON POPPY HILL (PG) Dir: Goro Miyazaki Originally conceived by Studio Ghibli master, Hayao Miyazaki, based on a 1980 Manga, From Up On Poppy Hill is directed by his son, Goro (Tales From Earthsea).

A tale of teenage love and historical preservation.

Released Fri 1 August Showing at Duke of York’s Picturehouse and Duke’s At Komedia

COMEDY: THE KEN DODD HAPPINESS SHOW With 60 years’ worth of gags and a reputation for delivering three-hour shows, the mayor of Diddyland is coming to town to fully entertain you all the way to the back teeth.

Marvellous and legendary, this is a show worth catching while you can.

Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, Sun 4 August, 7pm, £21/19

FILM: RED 2 (12A) Dir: Dean Parisot The ‘Retired and Extremely Dangerous’ gang are swinging back into action with their reading glasses close at hand. Stopping a super weapon from falling into the wrong hands, Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich and Anthony Hopkins show that experience should never be discounted in a big bang action flick.

Released Fri 1 August Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

EVENTS: FAMILY FUN EMERGENCY SERVICES DAY Enjoy a fun-packed day as the local emergency services are on hand to meet, greet and talk about the work they do to keep Sussex safe. With cool vehicles for children to explore

ART: THE UNIVERSAL ADDRESSABILITY OF DUMB THINGS A 10m high inflatable Felix The Cat overlooking the car park, a Cyberman’s helmet from Doctor Who, an Egyptian mummified cat and a

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MUSIC: HELEN MCCOOKERYBOOK Former Brighton punk rocker Helen McCookerybook spoke to Jeff Hemmings

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replica Sputnik satellite at the top of the staircase are just some of the objects included in this exhibition curated by Turner Prize winning artist Mark Leckey, who searched the internet to select over 70 random objects which appeared connected to each other!

De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill on sea, 01424 229111. Until 20 October

Band Of Skulls

ART: SUSIE MACMURRAY Newly-commissioned work by sculptor Susie MacMurray, who suspends thousands of musical manuscripts from the ceiling of Fabrica to create a fragile landscape that resonates with the history of the building.

Fabrica, 40 Duke Street, Brighton, 01273 778646. Until 26 August MUSIC: BAND OF SKULLS Southampton’s finest rockers play a reactively intimate gig, warm up for their Standon calling festival appearance. Russell Marsden, Emma Richardson, and Matt Hayward got the band together

whilst at he same college, and it was their signature song ‘I Know What I Am’ that really got things going for them.

The Old Market, Friday 2 August, 7.30pm, £15 MUSIC: GADJO From the far corners of Planet Earth, this Barcelona based outfit are regulars here in the UK, particularly on the festival scene, where their mix of – as they put it – Gipsycumbia balkanicska wobbley swing, is a winner live.

The Brunswick, Sunday 4 August, 7.30pm, £6 For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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righton has always had a thriving music scene, strong on alternative and DIY approaches that, while maybe precluding many of commercial success, has at least provided a rich cultural backdrop for the city.

Helen McCallum, like so many before and after her, made it to Brighton via the art school (now part of the University of Brighton) at the end of the ’70s, but it wasn't a particularly happy time: “I found it a really disappointing experience because back then it was almost like a finishing school for rich Londoners. I originally come from the North East of England and I found it a bit shocking, and I didn't fit in at all at the art college. But when punk started that changed [as well as the adoption of a stage name, Helen McCookerybook]. The Chefs grew out of a punk band and we just started writing songs that were more poppy. After the first flush of punk there was a lot of post-punk poppy bands around like The Piranhas [semi-legendary Brighton band who scored a top ten hit with Tom Hark in 1980] and The Mockingbirds, and we became part of that scene. Being in bands you meet an entirely different group of people: much more mixed, much more open minded.

“The Brighton scene at the time was good: there was the Atrix label and a place called The Resource Centre, a converted church hall. Upstairs it had printing facilities and in the basement there were loads of bands rehearsing.

We all knew each other and we could put gigs on down there and it was a really buzzy time. It was a really independent band scene, more of a live scene than anything."

Despite support from John Peel and Richard Skinner of BBC Radio 1, The Chefs never quite made it and Helen, now in London, formed a new band, Helen and The Horns, which also petered out, whereupon Helen effectively retired from music, becoming a mother, writer and academic (now Doctor Helen Reddinton), before returning to music part-time a few years ago. “Now I work at the University of East London; I teach songwriting and production. It was one of the students who set me off playing again. There were lots of bands and I made a pledge to see every band, and they really liked that and one of them asked me to do a support for them. My guitar was under my bed, covered in dust, and I could only play three songs. I played them and it was a bit like punk times. I got offered loads more gigs after that!”

Since then she has been releasing records independently and via good friend Martin Stephenson’s (of The Daintees fame) homespun label. “It’s the way to be,” she says. “I’m not a corporate person; it suits me to have control over what you do..."

Prince Albert, Sunday 4 August, 8pm, £8, www.punkbrighton.co.uk, http://mccookerybook.blogspot.co.uk/

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Tues 30 Liquid Audio Farewell Gig Doors 7pm, Show 8pm Price £6/£5

Thurs 1 Catalyst Club

A reminder that there’ll be a regular Catalyst Club this August at the earlier date of 1st August rather than the usual second Thursday.

Doors: 8pm Price: £5

Sat 3 PRIDE – FemRock

FemRock is a monthly female-fronted queerfeminist night with live music, spoken word and DJs. Doors 7pm £3

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SADI ALI LOOKS FORWARD TO FRESHERS’ WEEK

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ne of the best things about the music scene in Brighton is its unpredictability.

Certainly, there are a handful of hard-hitting metal bands, incendiary punk acts and a whole host of enigmatic folk singers; but every once in a while an act comes along that transcends everything you thought music could (and should) be about.

Anyone who has visited Audio or Pav Tav regularly in the past few years may well have been lucky enough to catch a glimpse of a band known as ‘The Poofs’. Despite a borderline offensive name, The Poofs specialise in a genre that is so brilliant, it is a wonder that nobody appears to have thought of it before. Their niche? They specialise in funky synth-infused covers of classic cheese hits from the ‘90s as well as a collection of Disney tunes.

The group was formed by seven friends united under the idea that just because a song is in the charts, it doesn't mean it’s not ridiculously enjoyable. It is truly inspiring that a band with an ethos such as that can even exist in Brighton, a city usually fixated on rejecting the norm in favour of a more independent bohemian sound. It is like the ironic hipster appreciation of Spice Girls hits has been taken to its logical extreme.

As a live act, there is pretty much nothing more exciting. A cover of 'Hot In Here’ that is both parts Nelly and Wang Chung, a mash up of ‘Gangster’s Paradise’ with 'Survivor' by Destiny’s Child, and a social network influenced opener that blends ‘In The Hall Of The Mountain King’ with ‘Cry Me A River.'

By the time the band closes with a fist-pumpingly epic ‘Circle Of Life’, with four of the main members leaning over the edge of the stage, it is clear that The Poofs are onto something. Maybe it is the keytar solos, or maybe it is the caucaphany of girls’ screams from the audience, but the Brighton music scene is lucky to have such unique talent, even in the most unexpected places.

Check out more interesting bands and fantastic music news on www.facebook.com/BmusicTV

Words: Matthew Berryman

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ummer may still be in full swing, but I’m aware we may only have a few more weeks to really enjoy Brighton beach. The last few weeks, rather than clubbing, me and my friends decided to party on the beach. We found a great spot just by the West Pier outside the Gemini bar. With live music every day, sun, sea and even sand most evenings it’s the perfect way to spend my summer. I cannot even tell you how many BBQs and drinking sessions I have had, but let’s just say that a diet is definitely on my rota for winter. Sometimes I have to take a little break from the nightclubs and just enjoy Brighton’s more natural features. Might as well take advantage of the amazing weather we are having at the moment and get my tan on! I’m guessing the next few weeks are going to fly by and when we say goodbye to the sun, we say hello to Freshers! It’s the time of year when Brighton is ambushed by the biggest raves, amazing offers and deals in restaurants, shops and clubs, thousands of brand new students and the best week of the year for Brighton nightlife! My favourite thing about Freshers’ Week is the wristbands and T-shirts, you can buy them for around £20 and they entitle you to free entry to selected venues plus free drink offers. I’ll give you a heads up as to where to buy them as soon as I get the gossip!

Expect nothing but mayhem – Here are a few spots to watch out for during Freshers’ Week: Shooshh Brighton Coalition The TUBE Yates – Mad for it Wahoo Oceana Vodka Revolution + many more Visit my Facebook or Twitter to get all the latest event updates.

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>DON’T MISS< DONKY PITCH Frustrated by other club nights?

Friday gives you the option to mosey on down to the Green Door Store to appreciate some seriously synth heavy dance tunes from some awesome DJs. Green Door Store, Fri 2 August, 11pm, Free

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CUBASHE Is it a Salsa night? Is it a club?

Well wouldn't you know it, it’s both!

Dance all levels of Cuban salsa followed by the excuse to practise those moves – a club night after.

Funky Fish, Tues 30 July, 9.30pm, £6/3

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ummer is finally here and it’s been a long time coming. Summer of course means fewer big gigs but there are some great events coming up that it’s well worth securing tickets for.

David Gedge has expanded his At The Edge Of The Sea festival at the Concorde 2 to two days. On Saturday 24 August The Wedding Present will be playing the classic George Best album in full. On the Sunday the band will play all the A Sides from their The Hit Parade album.

There are still a few tickets left for Sonic Youth main-man, Thurston Moore at The Blind Tiger on Wednesday 21 August.

I was lucky enough to see an exclusive gig last Friday by Alice Russell at the new Small Batch Coffee Co branch at Seven Dials. Very special indeed; a lovely down to earth lady with an amazing voice. I'm sure she'll never have to pay for another coffee again.

STUDENT NIGHT You’re nearly there! it’s only Thursday but warm up to some weekend fun with some great indie and rock tunes all evening long and discounted drinks if you’re a student.

Fountain Head, Thurs 1 August, 8pm, Free PRIDE LIFT OFF What better way to start off your Pride weekend than with loud, proud beats, sunshine and cocktails.

A vibrant introduction to what can only be a fun-filled weekend.

OhSo Social, Fri 2 August, 8pm, £TBC

There’s nothing that jumps out until the weekend where we are in for something rather special at The Green Door Store as well as two other totally different but rather fine bands on Sunday.

Joe and Sophie at the venue under the station are pulling out all the stops for an event called TwoThreeFour. It begins on Saturday at 2pm and carries on into the evening. It then all kicks off again at the same time on Sunday!

Twenty-two local and local-ish bands, food, lots of booze. It’s free and confirmed so far is the marvellous dreampop of Hundredth Anniversary, the fine Boards Of Canada-like acoustic electronica of Birkwin Jersey and Foreign Skin, BIMM favourites Written In Waters and many, many more (as they say). Check out the site or the Facebook event page for more details.

At The Hope on Sunday are the melodic indie-pop-dance-tastic Generationals all the way from New Orleans. They’re on the cool as f*** Polyvinyl label. Have a listen to the addictive tunes ‘Put A Light On’ and ‘Spinoza’ from their new album for a taster.

On the same night at The Albert are longstanding post-punker’s The Nightingales who come highly recommended by our resident original punk Al. Apparently they are quite an experience live depending upon what stage of inebriation main-man Robert Lloyd is in. Sound a bit like The Fall to me (and the place will probably be full of a similar crowd).

More info at www.brightonnoise.co.uk Pic Tom Scrace

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STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

A disruptive event either professionally or romantically will have a very positive upside within a month or so. Be careful not to take anything at face value. You need to have your feet on the ground when it comes to any long term commitment.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

People from the past come back into your life and remind you that anything worth doing demands commitment. That demure stranger or close associate could have a devastating effect on you as Pluto brings a fated and karmic influence romantically.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Even if you’re pushed out of your comfort zone romantically, you know you still have to go for it. Finances may look good but don’t be beguiled by an over exuberant friend, you’ll be glad to have checked the small print, for any unwanted long term commitments need the once over.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

Calm down and pace yourself, Jupiter’s going to be in your sign for a good while yet. With Mars inflaming your labido you’re going to feel like taking a romantic or financial risk. Steady on.

Don’t get too over optimistic. Keep a sense of realism.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Kick back, the dog days of August have arrived. You can feel that professionally you’re due an upgrade, but you’ll need to apply a radically different strategy if you’re serious about reaping the rewards you deserve. Single? Find your next conquest far from the beaten track.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

You’re looking devastatingly attractive now that Venus is in your sign. New love interests spring forth. The need to radically rethink your approach to the cut and thrust of romance propels you to change the bed sheets both mentally and emotionally.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Love goes underground and karmic, bringing forth insights into your primal needs. Your habitual responses become harder to ignore now that the ramifications are reaching the completion stage of the cycle.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

Saturn is laying the foundations of a very different life for you.

Be patient, if a job’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well. A dramatic element could enter your love life, they may look like butter wouldn’t melt in their mouth, but they’re packing quite a punch.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

The lure of the exotic is all well and good but there’s some practical situations domestically to consider. However tempting, you can’t just do a bunk. Someone might seem critical but once you overcome your initial prejudice, they become more desirable.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Avoid contentious discussions they can only dissolve into a bickering power play. Maybe it’s time to contemplate what your attitude to romance is really all about. A confidential communication could help you re-evaluate what you have considered till now to be a valuable asset.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Of course you have a stubborn and independent streak, but with the sun in Leo, your polar opposite sign, maybe you should let the partners be the trailblazer. If you’re single, passion lurks beneath a prim and proper facade.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Someone’s going to caste their seductive spell over you, but it’s part of a healing process. Try to keep your feet on the ground and don’t go off into a revel. A practical solution is required to a joint financial arrangement, an emphatic letter could surprisingly put pay to a contentious issue.

Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 830 JULY – 5 AUGUST what the team wanted them to. There was a male, the aforementioned Mr Ratty, and a female named Bonnie. Water voles are very territorial so any more would have meant trouble. As it was these two were not prepared to share anyway. They With Victoria Nangle quickly divided the burrow into two – with two bedrooms, two latrines, separate living areas – and went about staying out of each others’ way.

When they did cross paths Bonnie was the dominant and didn’t make any secret of the fact she wanted nothing to do with Mr Ratty. Maybe his name had given her second thoughts about his hen you are first introduced to a integrity. Regardless, it was quite good fun programme that has Chris Packham hearing Chris’ hopeful and somewhat reaching focusing on badgers, rabbits and water commentary over a pair of water voles that voles, the urge is to reach for a copy of Wind In seemed determined not to mate and create their The Willows and throw a toad in there for good own community within the precious burrow. Did measure. Silly us though, as they really have a ‘fiery Latin clearly a toad doesn’t live in a relationship’ as he hoped, or burrow but in a massive stately “Maybe his name maybe they just didn’t like each home, according to the text, and other, simple as? Ever since had given her so would never qualify to be a GCSE science there’s been a glee part of this gentle and oddly in seeing what might happen second thoughts invasive (despite its best when experiments don’t go efforts) study of burrowabout his integrity” according to the teacher’s plan. dwelling creatures. And so wave Finally, there were the rabbits goodbye to the kids’ bestseller, in their warren. Really, this looks giving it simply a small nod by naming the male like it might just be a question of maths, as it was water vole Mr Ratty, and it’s time to get to grips announced quite clearly that there were eight with what happens behind closed burrows, deep does and two bucks in the original burrow underground, with our furry digging friends. collective. One month in and Hazel, the alpha lady The Burrowers is a three-part series showing rabbit had added a litter of five to that number. A six months in the life of the best artificially made week on and three more litters had arrived. Good burrows Chris and the gang of animal doctors and thing they built a big warren. And as cute as baby rescue workers could research and construct. animals are, what was really interesting was how There are three – one for the rabbits, one for the they were left to develop and grow by themselves water voles, and another for the badgers. Did you down deep. know that badger sets are protected? Makes it It’s an uneasy watch, hoping for animals to darn difficult to research what their burrow is like, procreate and form families to study their I can tell you. Still, they measured and explained, behaviours, but then it’s probably the right and got the appropriate heights of the mouth of watch – sans the anthropomorphism of so many the entrance and the chambers. Oh, and found studies. They’re not actual babies, they’re half a dozen adorable rescue badger pups to take creatures – and none of them are likely to live in up residence that squirmed and nuzzled in Chris’ a stately home called Toad Hall. arms until you just knew that if Paris Hilton was The Burrowers, BBC2, Friday 9 August 2013 watching this there’d be a new basket in her menagerie for Brock.

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tuesday 30 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free Channel 4, 8pm Kirstie Allsopp has collected furniture for free. Enough to fill a shop. And now she’s filling two families’ homes with it, and making sure it looks mega swish too. You may wonder how any family might need an entire houseful of furniture. One word: flooding. Expect looks of delight.

Ray Mears’ Close Encounters ITV1, 10.35pm It’s another chance to catch this, the last episode in the current season of Ray Mears’ adventure Down Under. He’s in the Tasmanian wilderness, and as well as that cartoon favourite the Tasmanian devil, he also meets some monster crayfish and a rather endearing platypus. Aww.

Extreme OCD Camp BBC3, 9pm As a part of BBC3’s Mental Awareness season, this documentary takes a group of 16 to 25 year olds to the Blue Compass OCD Camp in Washington. Run by two credible and experienced therapists, this is a trial for those taking part, and an education into what Obsessive Compulsive Disorder really is.

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Flog It! 7.35 Bargain Hunt 8.20 Saints And Scroungers 9.05 You’ve Been Scammed 9.35 The Chef’s Protege 10.05 The Chef’s Protege 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: The Magic Box (1951) 1.45 The Weakest Link 2.30 Classic Mastermind 3.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.45 A Taste Of My Life 4.15 Europe: A Natural History 5.05 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks with a copy of George Bradshaw’s Victorian Railway Guidebook.

7.00 Swimming: World Championships Gabby Logan presents coverage from the World Championships in Barcelona.

8.00 Count Arthur Strong Sitcom about an out-of-work former variety star with delusions of grandeur.

When a riot forces everyone into a back room in the café, Arthur takes the opportunity to stage his one-man tribute to The Musical.

8.30 The Cruise: A Life At Sea Reverend Still is reminded of his past on a steam train trip in Java and meets entertainer Philip Lange who wanted to join the church but became a professional pianist instead.

9.00 Kumbh Mela Millions of Hindu pilgrims take part in the Kumbh Mela's main day of bathing. Here are some of their experiences.

10.00 Family Tree Semi improvised comedy from Christopher Guest.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 Caligula With Mary Beard Fierce Roman.

12.20am Sign Zone: The Iraq War

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Hungry Sailors 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Dealfest 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks With too much at risk, Ste and Sinead prepare to leave Hollyoaks for ever. Phoebe is riddled with guilt as she is forced to lie to save Vincent. Things heat up between Vincent and George.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Ramadan Diaries 8.00 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free See highlights.

9.00 Why Don’t You Speak English? Two-part documentary series following four first-generation immigrants as they try to learn English for the first time. Taught by ordinary British people, each immigrant will also live for a week with a family who will themselves gain a first-hand insight into immigration.

10.00 Rude Tube Alex Zane continues in the internet madness.

11.05 Don’t Blame Facebook A second instalment of the documentary exploring the perils of social media.

12.10am PokerStars.com Caribbean Adventure 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.35 Beach Volleyball FIVB 2.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 2.55 Caterham Motorsport 3.20 FIM Superbike World Championship Coverage of the 2013 3.55 British Triathlon Championships: Liverpool 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Safe Harbor (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax arrives home, to find Kyle and Casey brawling over Tamara.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Monkey Life Series about Dorset’s Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre.

7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series.The Royal Navy races to a teenager at risk of paralysis in the Lake District.

8.00 World’s Worst Holiday Horrors Documentary. This programme documents ten tales of holidaymakers whose trips have come crashing down around them.

Featuring testimony from the travellers themselves and incredible first-hand video footage.

9.00 CSI: NY US crime drama series.

When firefighter Captain Curtis Smith is killed by an explosion in a burning building, Mac discovers similarities to a string of arson cases dating back 15 years and immediately questions a convicted arsonist recently released from prison.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am CSI: Miami 12.55 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football League Gold 9.30 Elite League Speedway 11.30 Football League Gold 12.00pm The Premiership Years 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 TBA 3.00 Football League Gold 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 TBA 4.30 Football League Gold 5.00 Elite League Speedway 7.00 Football League Gold 7.30 TBA 9.30 Football League Gold 10.00 The Premiership Years 12.00am TBA 2.00 Football League Gold 2.30 Football Asia 3.00 The Premiership Years 5.00 Football League Gold 5.30 Football Asia

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Nigel Slater’s Dish Of The Day Tasty!

7.30 EastEnders Whitney is relieved when she manages to keep her actions a secret, but can she deal with the guilt? Ian is ecstatic and surprised when he receives a call from Lucy to arrange a meeting.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Tensions are high as Hattie deteriorates and Mo is determined to find a solution at any cost. Hanssen is thrown when his past love, Maja, visits the hospital and Arthur wants to know where he stands with Chantelle after their kiss.

9.00 New Tricks Drama featuring an eccentric group of ex-police officers brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. Lane’s future at UCOS is threatened by a death in custody which emerges from his past. Meanwhile, the discovery of a mysterious gun in the Thames reopens an unsolved 1998 murder.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... Arts series presented by Alan Yentob.

11.50 FILM: One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) Starring Jack Nicholson. Milos Forman’s Oscar-winning adaptation f Ken Kesey’s novel.

2.00am Weatherview 2.05 News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Nihkil causes alarm when he distances himself from baby Molly. Nicola is wary as Steve and Jimmy grow closer.

7.30 Nature’s Newborns Vet Steve Leonard shows how there is still hope for rhinos and Exmoor ponies being raised in the UK – and some kittens choose an unlikely new family.

8.00 Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh and his team of helpers transform a bare and unwelcoming outdoor space into a wildlife-filled paradise.

9.00 Hunting The Doorstep Conmen Conor Woodman continues to follow trading standards officers from all over the UK as they track down suspected doorstep conmen and bring them to justice. In Surrey, Conor follows officer Raith Bennett as he leads a police raid to arrest someone suspected of targetting a particularly vulnerable man.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Ray Mears’ Close Encounters See highlights.

11.35 In Plain Sight Drama series about US Marshals. On the day of her sister’s wedding, Mary must fly to Miami to protect conman Ronnie from hired mercenaries.

12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle: Morning Surgery

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - Australia’s Best Days 8.00 Friends Life T20 10.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 12.00pm The Ashes – England’s Best Days 2.00 Friends Life T20 4.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 5.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 6.00 LIVE Friends Life T20 10.00 The Ashes - England’s Best Days 12.30am Friends Life T20 2.30 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 4.30 Ashes Memories: Box Office Boxing Day 5.00 Ashes Memories: Cool Hand Colly - Melbourne 2007 5.30 Ashes Memories: Daffy Seizes The Day

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE Afterburn 7.00 The Premiership Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 TBA 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Inside Sailing 12.00pm Road To Kona Ironman 12.30 Elite League Speedway 2.30 Inside Sailing 3.00 The Sky Sports Years 4.00 NFL – Total Access 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 Golfing World 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 9.30 Ladies European Tour Golf 10.30 Super League Backchat 11.00 Poker 12.00am Sports Unlimited 1.00 Pro-Am Golf 2.00 Poker 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Canoe Slalom World Cup 5.30 Thrillseekers Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Wolfblood 7.30 Wolfblood 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Extreme OCD Camp. See highlights.

10.00 Badults 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Badults 1.00 Extreme OCD Camp 2.00 Cuckoo 3.00 Failed By The NHS

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Art Of The Vikings: Secret Knowledge 8.00 The First World War From Above 9.00 Churchill’s First World War 10.30 Operation Crossbow 11.30 Fifties British War Films: Days Of Glory 12.30am The First World War From Above 1.30 The Art Of The Vikings: Secret Knowledge

4.10pm Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records: Bonkingly Big Hits 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 The Big Reunion 12.50am Girlfri3nds

9.00am A Touch Of Frost 11.00 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Wycliffe 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 Barbara 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Vera 10.00 Mrs Biggs 11.00 Blue Murder 12.30am Wycliffe 1.25 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Happy Endings 10.30 FILM: End Of Days (1999) 12.55am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.40am FILM: Ten Tall Men (1951) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Fortune 10.00 Dogging Tales 11.15 Confessions Of A Male Stripper: First Cut 12.20am Come Dine With Me

11.00am The Rugrats Movie (1998) 12.35pm Explorers (1985) 2.45 Gunfight At The OK Corral (1957) 5.10 Passport To Pimlico (1949) 6.50 In Good Company (2004) 9.00 Iron Man (2008) 11.25 The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad (1988) 1.05am Jackie Brown (1997) 4.00 Close

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wednesday 31 Love/Hate Channel Five, 10pm Dublin gangland, and there seems to be a surprising lack of broken noses of messed up dentures. These roughnecks must be the prettiest hard men ever.

Anyway, the drama continues and Darren tracks Jimmy Byrne, the chief suspect in the killing.

Thing is, he needs work while he’s tracking and he ain’t picky.

Alex Brooker: My Perfect Body Channel 4, 10.50pm It’s Alex Brooker night, first on The Last Leg and now this – his own show. Actually, the Paralympics presenter has a lot of good things to say as he explores the world of male body image and how men really feel about their bodies. Is nobody allowed to be happy?

Plebs ITV2, 10pm & 10.30pm Idiot boys in Ancient Rome.

With the second series of this archeologically inaccurate sitcom commissioned you may want to catch up with the last two episodes from the first series. Chasing girls, being fascinated by an exotic yellow fruit (starting with ‘B’) and salvaging sacrificial meat. Ave.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Fake Britain 11.30 Helicopter Heroes 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming A look at the work of high court enforcement officers, also known as sheriffs, as they strive to retrieve cash for members of the public that are owed money.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef Celebrity MasterChef returns for its eight series, with 16 familiar faces from the fields of showbusiness, music and sport all wanting to take the 2013 title.

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Actor Nigel Havers is usually cast in upper class roles, but his roots turn out to be very different.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport: Captains’ Challenge Team Captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell take a look back at the thrills and spills of the Captains’ Challenge.

11.05 Swansea City: The Fall And Rise A look at how crisis-stricken Swansea City football club was rescued by fans after it was in danger of dropping out of the league.

11.45 FILM: D.O.A (1988) Starring Dennis Quaid, Meg Ryan, Charlotte Rampling, Daniel Stern. Remake of the classic 1949 thriller.

1.20am Weatherview 1.25 News

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Great British Railway Journeys 7.30 Bargain Hunt 8.15 Saints And Scroungers 9.00 Rick Stein’s India 10.00 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10.30 The Chef’s Protege 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Lifeline 12.10 FILM: Mrs Palfrey At The Claremont (2005) 1.55 The Weakest Link 2.40 Classic Mastermind 3.10 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.55 A Taste Of My Life 4.25 Europe: A Natural History 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks.

7.00 Swimming: World Championships Gabby Logan presents coverage from the World Championships in Barcelona.

8.00 Restoration Home Don’t you just want one?

9.00 Queen Victoria’s Children Queen Victoria and Prince Albert shared a passionate marriage. Behind closed doors, royal domestic life often seemed like a battlefield. In a 60-year family saga this three-part series explores the reign of Victoria through her personal relationships with her husband and her nine children.

10.00 The Unstoppable Thomas Heatherwick Alan Yentob witnesses the birth of an idea at the hands of the designer and creator Thomas Heatherwick - whose recent triumphs include the remarkable cauldron for the 2012 Olympic Games and the provocative redesign of the London double decker bus.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dara O Briain’s Science Club Acclaimed science series combining lively studio chat and experiments with cutting-edge film reports.

12.20am Sign Zone: Horizon: Swallowed By A Black Hole

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Hungry Sailors 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cameron panics as Debbie suggests it is time for the truth.

Steve makes it clear to Nicola that he has no intention of leaving her be.

7.30 Coronation Street David concocts another phase of his masterplan. Paul decides to face the music and pays Lloyd a visit.

8.00 You Saw Them Here First First in a two-part show that trawls through the archives and reveals the television debuts of some of Britain’s best-loved actors, presenters and pop stars.

9.00 Neighbourhood Force Last year five million people in Britain had serious problems with their neighbours and many of them expected their local council to deal with the situation. This eye-opening new series takes us behind the scenes in Birmingham and Enfield, as anti-social behaviour officers step in.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Hunting The Doorstep Conmen Repeat from last night.

11.35 The Dales This week we travel across the Dales with midwife Chris Warren as she goes to meet a mum-to-be in Masham.

12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Lovely But Lethal 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle: Morning Surgery

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 1.30 Channel 4 Racing From Glorious Goodwood 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Dealfest 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen soap. Sinead is left broken and terrified after a dangerous encounter, but has she finally found a way out?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Ramadan Diaries 8.00 Extreme Diet Ward: A Food Hospital Special Health series special edition. Under the care of The Food Hospital team, six obese women are monitored 24 hours a day as they live together in a house, battling hunger and emotions.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period. This episode shows the importance of friends and family in times of crisis.

10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker present the comedy show looking back at significant moments of the past seven days to celebrate what makes this country unique. Really rather good fun.

10.50 Alex Brooker: My Perfect Body See highlights.

11.55 Random Acts 12.00am Undercover Boss 1.00 Shameless 2.00 FILM: Love Story (1970) 3.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.45 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 7.20am See highlights.

7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Earthstorm (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Maddy’s pretence that she is fine about Sasha and Spencer’s relationship falls at the first hurdle.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Emergency Bikers Actionpacked documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews.

The bikers respond after a man is reportedly seen wielding an axe.

8.00 Myra Hindley: The Untold Story Documentary series about the life and crimes of infamous killer Myra Hindley. This film tells of the dramatic revelations during the original police investigation, as they discovered that Edward Evans was not Brady and Hindley’s only victim. Also revealed is how Brady and Hindley continued to taunt Keith Bennett’s family by refusing to reveal where his body is buried, and how Hindley’s relentless campaign to shift public opinion and win release muddied the truth.

9.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house.

10.00 Love/Hate See highlights.

11.10 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brother-related news and debate.

12.05am 2013 National Heads-Up Poker Championships 1.00 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football League Gold 9.30 TBA 11.30 Football League Gold 12.00pm The Premiership Years 2.00 TBA 4.00 NFL: Inside The Jaguars 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Football League Gold 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Football League Gold 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Sporting Heroes 10.30 Football League Gold 11.00 The Premiership Years 1.00am Sporting Heroes 2.00 Football League Gold 3.00 Sporting Heroes 4.00 The Premiership Years

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – England’s Best Days 8.00 Friends Life T20 10.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 12.30pm Ashes Memories: Dazzling Darren 1.00 Friends Life T20 3.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 6.00 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 7.00 LIVE Friends Life T20 10.30 The Ashes – Australia’s Best Days 12.00am Ashes Memories: Cool Hand Colly – Melbourne 2007 12.30 Friends Life T20 2.30 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 5.00 Ashes Memories – Gilly Goes Ballistic 5.30 Ashes Memories: Heroes To Zeroes

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE Vintage 7.00 The Premiership Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 TBA 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Thrillseekers 12.00pm DTM Motor Racing 1.00 Sports Unlimited 2.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 3.00 DTM Motor Racing 4.00 WWE Bottom Line 5.00 WWE Afterburn 6.00 Inside The PGA Tour 6.30 European Tour Weekly 7.00 The Premiership Years 9.00 Formula 3 Series Motor Racing 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 NFL: Inside The Vikings 12.00am European Tour Weekly 12.30 Inside The PGA Tour 1.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 1.30 Total Rugby 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 Formula 3 Series Motor Racing 4.00 NFL: Inside The Vikings Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Last Man Standing (x2) 1.00 Got To Dance: Uncut (x2) 2.00 Glee 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 The Cafe 9.30 Mad Dogs 10.30 Royalty Close Up 11.00 Stella 12.00am Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Snog Marry Avoid?

7.30 Pixar: 25 Magic Moments 8.30 FILM: WallE (2008) 10.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Barely Legal Drivers 1.30 Badults 2.00 Failed By The NHS 3.00 Extreme OCD Camp

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1978 8.00 Chivalry And Betrayal: The Hundred Years War 9.00 Bought With Love 10.00 Some Scousers With Jokes 10.30 The Crow Road 11.40 John Sergeant On Tracks Of Empire 12.40am Top Of The Pops: 1978 1.15 Some Scousers With Jokes

5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Plebs (x2). See highlights. 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 12.15am America’s Got Talent

9.00am A Touch Of Frost 11.05 Murder, She Wrote 12.10pm Murder, She Wrote 1.50 Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Wycliffe 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.55 Faith In The Future 5.25 Barbara 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Vera 10.00 Mrs Biggs 11.00 Blue Murder 12.30am Wycliffe

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Maid In Manhattan (2002) 10.05 FILM: 30 Days Of Night (2007) 12.20am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.20 New Girl

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Spying On Hitler’s Army: The Secret Recordings 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.05 Scandal 12.05am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Inspector Gadget (1999) 12.35pm Toys (1992) 2.55 Hell And High Water (1954) 5.00 Ladies In Lavender (2004) 7.05 Crocodile Dundee (1986) 9.00 13 Assassins (2010) 11.25 Man On Fire (2004) 2.15am The Warrior (2001) 4.00 Close

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thursday 1 Throwaway Britain: Tonight ITV1, 7.30pm & 9pm Ever looked at the fallout from Christmas and wondered if you have enough bin bags? We are becoming an increasingly disposable society, from food to packaging to fashion. Less than half of what we use is recycled or reused. Jonathan Maitland hosts two special programmes aiming to stop this excess.

Crash For Cash Channel 4, 10pm As more people feel the pinch in their pockets, more are tempted by insurance fraud. This Cutting Edge documentary tells the story of Britain’s biggest ever crash for cash insurance ring, run by a pair of brothers in County Durham and involving more than 60 people.

And the tale of the investigators set on stopping them and others.

FILM: Red Film4, 9pm With Red 2 out on Friday, you may want to re-acquaint, or check out for the first time, the original over the hill spy thriller that’s fresher than its stars are pretending to be. Starring Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren and John Malkovich, a former CIA agent brings his team back together when he discovers they are being assassinated.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Fake Britain 11.30 Helicopter Heroes 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Great British Railway Journeys 7.35 Bargain Hunt 8.20 Saints And Scroungers 9.05 Peter Jones Meets 10.05 The Chef’s Protege 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Animal Park 1.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Hungry Sailors 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 River Cottage Veg 1.30 Goodwood 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Dealfest 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 World’s Busiest Border Crossing 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: Rosamunde Pilcher’s Spring (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Urban Jungle Wildlife camerarman Richard Taylor-Jones reveals the animals living in the most unlikely places in Dover and the Bluewater shopping centre. And Natalie Graham tracks down the creatures of the night in Brighton.

7.30 EastEnders Whitney is left fighting for her relationship, but the situation is made even worse when Tyler and Joey come to blows.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef.

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Home renovation series. Nick Knowles and the team head to Enfield where they meet Eric Rivers, who is gradually being deprived of the use of his body by motor neurone disease. Eric, his wife Davina and their three daughters need their terraced house adapted for Eric’s needs. Ta da!

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series.

11.35 FILM: The Rookie (2001) Starring Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths, Jay Hernandez. Touching drama based on the true life story.

1.35am Holiday Weatherview 1.40 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks with a copy of George Bradshaw’s Victorian Railway Guidebook.

7.00 Swimming: World Championships Gabby Logan presents coverage from the World Championships in Barcelona.

8.00 Dara O Briain’s Science Club Experts and a lively audience join Dara O Briain to tackle the biggest ideas in science.

9.00 Hebrides: Islands On The Edge Ewan McGregor narrates a landmark nature series focusing on the wildlife struggling to survive on the Hebridean Islands. In the final programme, a look at how the residents of the Hebrides learned to live side-by-side with their wild neighbours.

10.00 Mock The Week Again Two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.

10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Other Pompeii: Life And Death In Herculaneum A scientific investigation that aims to lift the lid on what life was like in the small Roman town of Herculaneum, moments before it was destroyed by a volcanic erruption.

12.20am Sign Zone: Tainted Love: Secrets Of The Dating Game – Panorama

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Nikhil hears some news. Cain makes it clear he knows a secret.

7.30 Throwaway Britain: Tonight See highlights.

8.00 Emmerdale The Sharmas go to great lengths to help Nihkil. Val and Pollard’s hopes of selling the B&B are dashed.

8.30 Married To The Job Documentary series following highranking female police officers, and how they balance their professional and private lives. Detective Inspector Jo Walker works in one of the toughest areas of policing, child protection. At work, she investigates suspected groomers and sex abusers, while at home she has to fend off complaints from her teenager that she is an embarrassing mum.

9.00 Throwaway Britain: Tonight See highlights.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 You Saw Them Here First A two-part show that trawls through the archives and reveals the television debuts of some of Britain’s best-loved actors, presenters and pop stars.

11.35 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series.

12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Throwaway Britain: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Freddie is forced to perform an awful task in order to keep his family safe.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Ramadan Diaries 8.00 The Dealership Three-part documentary about an Essex used car dealership in Rainham.

9.00 How To Get A Council House Documentary series filmed over six months with access to the lettings teams and clients in Tower Hamlets and Manchester. In this episode we meet a former investment banker, a couple expecting a baby in six weeks, a family who have already rejected 12 properties and a man whose building is about to be demolished.

10.00 Crash For Cash See highlights.

10.50 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series. This episode shows the importance of friends and family in times of crisis.

11.50 Random Acts 11.55 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series filmed in a busy maternity ward.

12.55am The Plane That Saved Britain 1.50 The Amy Winehouse Story 2.40 NHS Undercover: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.10 Food Unwrapped 3.40 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

6.00 Home And Away Encouraged

by Bianca, Heath steps up to assume his family responsibilities.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes – England v Australia Highlights of the first day’s play at Old Trafford as England take on Australia in the Third Test of the Investec Ashes.

8.00 Cowboy Traders Series exposing rogue traders. Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger are on the trail of a cowboy caravan broker who went bust owing millions.

9.00 The Hotel Inspector Returns Documentary series in which Alex Polizzi returns to the scene of some of her biggest challenges. Alex is revisiting the Who’d a Thought It, the Kent countryside’s answer to the Playboy mansion. Self-styled showman Joe Mallet aimed to bring a taste of four-star city luxury to rural Kent, but his unique taste in decor, featuring cowhide bedspreads, fourman hot tubs and erotic artwork had not proved to be to everyone’s liking.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Great Artists 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football League Gold 9.30 Football League 10.30 Football League Gold 11.00 Football: Championship 12.00pm Football League Gold 12.30 Premier League Years 2.30 Football League Gold 3.00 Football League 4.00 Football League Gold 4.30 LIVE Football League 5.30 Football: Championship 6.30 Football League Gold 7.00 Football League Preview 8.00 LIVE Super League 10.00 Football League Preview 11.00 Premier League Years 1.00am Football League Preview 2.00 Football League Gold 2.30 Ringside 3.30 Football League Preview 4.30 Football League Gold 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 Super League Superstars

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - England’s Best Days 7.00 Friends Life T20 9.00 Sky Sports News 10.00 LIVE Cricket: The Ashes 7.00pm Sky Sports News 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes 9.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 10.00 Cricket: The Ashes 11.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 12.00am Cricket: The Ashes 1.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 2.00 Cricket: The Ashes 3.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 4.00 Cricket: The Ashes 5.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE: Experience 7.00 The Premiership Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 TBA 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Thrillseekers 12.00pm Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 Formula 3 Series Motor Racing 2.00 Total Rugby 2.30 Live Royal International Horse Show 5.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 6.00 Ringside: Nigel Benn Special 7.00 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 1.00am WWE NXT 2.00 World Golf Championship 3.00 IAAF Athletix Magazine 3.30 Powerboat GP 4.00 Ringside: Nigel Benn Special 5.00 World Golf Championship

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11.00am The Middle (x2) 12.00pm Last Man Standing (x2) 1.00 Got To Dance: Uncut (x2) 2.00 Glee 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Modern Family (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Starlings 10.00 Greatest Little Britons 11.00 Road Wars (x3) 2.00am Brit Cops

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Motorway Cops 9.00 Shoplife 10.00 Live At The Electric 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10am American Dad! 12.30 Shoplife 1.30 Live At The Electric 2.00 Extreme OCD Camp 3.00 Shoplife

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Proms On Four: Orchestras Of The World Mahler Chamber Orchestra 9.40 The Last Days Of The Liners 10.40 Churchill’s First World War 12.10am World War Two: 1941 And The Man Of Steel 1.40 The Secret Life Of Rock Pools 2.40 The Last Days Of The Liners

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 FILM: Paranormal Activity (2007) 10.55 Celebrity Juice (x2) 12.30am America’s Got Talent 1.25 Take Me Out

9.00am A Touch Of Frost 10.55 Murder, She Wrote 11.55 The Darling Buds Of May 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Wycliffe 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 Barbara 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Vera 10.00 Mrs Biggs 11.00 Blue Murder 12.30am Wycliffe

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Don’t Trust The B— In Apartment 23 9.30 Suburgatory 10.00 Phoneshop 10.30 The IT Crowd 11.05 Skins 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.40am FILM: Blithe Spirit (1945) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Scandal 10.00 The Big C 10.35 Curb Your Enthusiasm 11.10 Dogging Tales 12.25am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am My Neighbors The Yamadas () 1.20pm The King And I (1956) 4.00 The Cruel Sea (1953) 6.45 The Princess Diaries (2001) 9.00 Red (2010). See highlights. 11.10 Top Gun (1986) 1.20am Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) 3.45 Close

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friday 2 The Music Show Channel 4, 10pm Nick ‘Grimmy’ Grimshaw hosts this music quiz mixing musicians and comedians in two teams to answer questions about songs recorded in 1995 and 2005.

Arbitrary years, but there you go.

Featuring performances from Primal Scream and AlunaGeorge, and laughs aplenty form the likes of Seann Walsh and Alex James.

FILM: The River Wild ITV1, 10.35pm Did you know that before he advertised mobile networks adopting incongruously British phrases Kevin Bacon was an actor for ages?! We know! This 1994 gem sees him co-star with Meryl Streep, John C Reilly and David Strathairn in a rapid-riding thriller as he gatecrashes a family’s rafting holiday.

Impractical Jokers BBC3, 8.30pm Remember when you used to dare your mates to do something silly and then run away in a group and giggle? That is precisely what comic pals Paul McCaffrey, Joel Dommett, Roisin Conaty and Marek Larwood are doing, using hidden earpieces they egg each other on to win points and finish embarrassing challenges.

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.35 Homes Under The Hammer 7.35 Great British Railway Journeys 8.05 Bargain Hunt 8.50 Saints And Scroungers 9.35 Great British Budget Menu 10.35 Politics Europe: An Insider’s Guide To The EU 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Animal Park 1.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Hungry Sailors 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.10 According To Jim 7.35 Will And Grace 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Deal Or No Deal: Dealfest 5.00 Come Dine With Me

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Todayf 7.00 A Question Of Sport: Captains’ Challenge Team Captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell take a look back at the thrills and spills of the Captains’ Challenge.

7.30 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Will Kat and Bianca be able to put their differences aside to help Whitney when she ends up in a dangerous situation?

8.30 Sherlock Contemporary crime drama. Moriarty is back, with the most audacious crime of the century. But is Sherlock Holmes all he claims to be?

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon is back in the host’s chair for this comedy panel show.

11.05 Pramface Comedy series about two teenagers trying to come to terms with parenthood. Laura has a work placement so, with Janet out at work and Alan too clumsy to be safely left with a baby, she takes up Jamie’s offer to babysit.

11.35 FILM: Alpha Dog (2006) Starring Emile Hirsch, Anton Yelchin, Justin Timberlake. Drama.

1.25am Weatherview 1.30 News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo on trains.

7.00 Swimming: World Championships Gabby Logan presents coverage from the World Championships in Barcelona.

8.00 Celebrity Mastermind We’re pretty sure they don’t make the questions as hard for famous people...

8.30 Gardeners’ World Water that garden!

9.00 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues.

10.00 The Trip Comedy series starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon. When Steve is commissioned by the food supplement of a Sunday newspaper to review half a dozen restaurants, he ends up inviting his good friend Rob along with him.

10.30 Newsnight 11.05 FILM: The Unbearable Lightness Of Being (1988) Starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Juliette Binoche, Lena Olin, Derek de Lint. Romantic drama. Tomas, a womanising Czech doctor, meets the waif-like Tereza and falls in love. Despite marrying her, he continues his dissolute lifestyle with his mistress Sabina – but after the Soviet invasion of Prague, all three are forced to flee to Switzerland together.

1.50am Sign Zone: The Genius Of Josiah Wedgwood

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale David appears to be getting through to Nihkil. Vanessa makes a confession.

7.30 Coronation Street Will David’s poison pen letter have the desired effect? Tracy makes a risky decision.

8.00 Harbour Lives In the last episode of the series, Ben Fogle returns to Lulworth Cove to catch up with the 400-year old fishing family, the Millers. Joe’s main trawler has been out of action for months since an accident at sea, leaving his wife Chrissie’s fishmongers struggling to make ends meet.

8.30 Coronation Street Nick and Kylie squirm as Leanne digs for the truth. Will Rob have a lucky escape?

9.00 Doc Martin Bert Large and and pub landlord Mark Bridge are both keen to take advantage of a fun run event to boost their takings by providing food for runners and spectators - but Martin puts paid to Mark’s enterprise when he diagnoses an infection which means Mark must not handle food. Louisa’s hippyish mother Eleanor arrives unexpectedly.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: The River Wild (1994) See highlights.

12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match 4.15 ITV Nightscreen

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ste is in emotional turmoil. Dr Browning reaches a new low.

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Ramadan Diaries 8.00 Four Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles. In this edition, the dealers examine a paper peacock, a Gilbert and George glass and Usain Bolt’s running shoes.

9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the famous words and numbers quiz in a ‘takeover’ special. Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Miles Jupp and Rhod Gilbert, while comedian Joe Wilkinson lends his help to Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent.

10.00 That Music Show See highlights.

11.05 Sean Lock: Stand Up Stand-up comedian and 8 Out of 10 Cats regular Sean Lock performs in front of a packed house at the Hammersmith Apollo, London.

12.10am Random Acts 12.15 FILM: Semi-Pro (2008) 1.50 New Girl 2.10 The Mindy Project 2.30 Accidentally On Purpose 2.55 The Ricky Gervais Show 3.20 St Elsewhere 4.10 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Little Princess 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Gadget Show 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.15 FILM: Unstable (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Connie agrees to the inclusion of Heath’s name on Darcy’s birth certificate, on condition that he never applies for full custody.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes – England V Australia Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the second day’s play at Old Trafford as England take on Australia in the Third Test of the Investec Ashes.

8.00 World’s Busiest Hotel Documentary going behind the scenes at the Venetian Palazzo hotel in Las Vegas, which needs millions of visitors a year to survive.

9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction Emma Willis presents exclusive highlights of all the latest events from inside the Big Brother house, including live coverage of all the drama and excitement as a housemate is evicted.

Who will be leaving?

10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind-the-scenes treats.

11.30 Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens.

12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football League Gold 9.30 Football League Preview 10.30 Super League 12.30pm Football League Preview 1.30 Football League Gold 2.00 Football League Preview 3.00 The Premiership Years 5.00 Football League Gold 5.30 Football League Preview 6.30 Football League Gold 7.00 LIVE Football League 10.00 Football League Gold 10.30 The Premiership Years 12.30am Football League 1.30 Football League Gold 2.00 The Premiership Years 4.00 Football League 5.00 Football League Gold 5.30 Football League Gold

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – England’s Best Days 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 9.00 Sky Sports News 10.00 LIVE Cricket: The Ashes 7.00pm Sky Sports News 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes 9.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 10.00 Cricket: The Ashes 11.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 12.00am Cricket: The Ashes 1.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 2.00 Cricket: The Ashes 3.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 4.00 Cricket: The Ashes 5.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football’s Greatest 6.30 TBA 7.00 The Premiership Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 TBA 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Racing News 11.30 IAAF Athletix Magazine 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Racemax 2.00 LIVE Royal International Horse Show 5.30 Trans World Sport 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Racemax 2.00 World Golf Championship 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 World Golf Championship 5.00 Thrillseekers 5.30 IAAF Athletix Magazine

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7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Robin Hood 8.30 Impractical Jokers. See higlhights. 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.00 Live At The Apollo 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Sweat The Small Stuff 1.00 Live At The Electric 1.30 Badults

7.00pm News 7.30 Proms On Four: Friday Night At The Proms - BBC Philharmonic Orchestra 9.10 Fairport Convention: Who Knows Where The Time Goes?

10.10 Fairport Convention: 45th Anniversary Concert 11.10 Later... Folk America 12.10am Come Clog Dancing: Treasures Of English Folk Dance

1.30pm Judge Judy 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 FILM: 300 (2006) 11.20 Celebrity Juice 12.05am Plebs (x2) 1.05 The Big Reunion

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Wycliffe 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.55 Faith In The Future 5.25 Barbara 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 The Great Train Robbery 10.00 Mrs Biggs 11.30 FILM: Gorillas In The Mist (1988) 1.50am The Blackheath Poisonings

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 FILM: There’s Something About Mary (1998) 11.20 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.20am Phoneshop

11.40am FILM: The 39 Steps (1959) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Negotiator (1998) 11.50 Father Ted (x2) 12.50am Embarrassing Bodies: Under The Skin

11.00am Ocean Waves (1993) 12.35pm The Love Bug (1968) 2.45 One Million Years BC (1966) 4.45 Tristan + Isolde (2006) 7.10 Legend (1985) 9.00 Double Jeopardy (1999) 11.05 Wild At Heart (1990) 1.30am Principles Of Lust (2003) 3.45 Close

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saturday 3 Top Of The Lake BBC2, 9.10pm The mystery series continues, with Elisabeth Moss seizing her chance for a more contemporary look than the one we’re used to her sporting as Peggy in Mad Men. As Robin, she’s been a bit foxed by the case, but then she does have the distraction of a passionate affair with Johnno to occupy her mind.

A Tribute To Mel Smith BBC2, 10.10pm Mel Smith’s recent sad passing has prompted this scheduling of the great man of comedy. From Not The Nine O’Clock News to Alas Smith & Jones, through to his directing work with The Tall Guy, Bean and Blackball – and many more highlights – Mel’s mark on the face of British comedy was significant.

FILM: Swiss Family Robinson Film4, 4.30pm John Mills and Dorothy McGuire head up this Disney family romp based on the classic Johann David Wyss story of a family shipwrecked on a desert island.

Mixing ostrich races with pirates, Heath Robinson pulley systems delivering modern luxuries, and more, this is fabulous family fun.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh & Easy Food 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Bargain Hunt 1.00 Swimming: World Championships 2.30 Golf: Women’s British Open 4.25 Final Score 5.15 BBC News 5.25 South East Today 5.35 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)

7.00am FILM: The Adventures Of Michael Strogoff (1937) 8.20 FILM: The Private Affairs Of Bel Ami (1947) 10.10 Reel History Of Britain 10.40 The Private Life Of Plants 11.30 University Challenge 12.00pm The A To Z Of TV Cooking 12.45 Talking Pictures 1.25 FILM: Hotel Reserve (1944) 2.55 Flog It! 3.25 Wild Shepherdess With Kate Humble 4.25 Golf: Women’s British Open

6.00 Swimming: World Championships Gabby Logan introduces live action from the penultimate day of the Fina World Championships in Barcelona.

7.30 Proms Extra 2013 Katie Derham looks back on another week of concerts from the BBC Proms, including a spectacular performance of Ravel’s Bolero featuring Spanish dancers.

8.10 David Starkey’s Music And Monarchy Dr David Starkey’s exploration of how the monarchy shaped Britain’s music reaches the 18th century, when Great Britain became a dominant military and economic power, and the century which brought us patriotic classics such as God Save the King - the world’s first national anthem - and Rule Britannia.

9.10 Top Of The Lake See highlights.

10.10 A Tribute To Mel Smith See highlights.

10.45 Not Again: Not The Nine O’Clock News Not the Nine O’Clock News launched the glittering careers of its key performers - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson - as well as those of writers including Richard Curtis. For the first time, this film tells the story behind the show.

12.15am FILM: The Children (2008) 1.35 FILM: Devils Of Darkness (1965)

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 British Formula 3 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Frasier 10.35 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 Undercover Boss Canada 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.20 Come Dine With Me 4.50 Come Dine With Me 5.20 Come Dine With Me 5.55 Come Dine With Me 6.25 Channel 4 News 6.55 Ramadan Diaries 7.00 Grand Designs Designer Kevin McCloud revists previous projects.

He returns to the home of Mimi da Costa and her family in the heart of the Kent countryside, whose giant two-storey timber house, heated by state-of-the-art glass panels, became a complex build that threatened to drag on for months.

8.00 FILM: X-Men (2000) Starring Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen, Anna Paquin, Bruce Davison, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, James Marsden and Ray Park.

Adaptation of the long-running Marvel comic book series. As mutants with superhuman powers campaign for equal rights and social acceptance, a US senator attempts to pass legislation that would effectively criminalise their existence.

10.00 FILM: Kick-Ass (2010) Starring Aaron Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Chloe Moretz, Mark Strong, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Garrett M Brown, Clark Duke and Evan Peters.

Action comedy about a self-made teenage superhero who teams up with a vengeful ex-cop and his deceptively sweet, hit girl daughter to fight the city’s ruthless villains.

12.15am Rude Tube 1.15 FILM: Aeon Flux (2005) 2.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00am Children’s television 7.40 City Of Friends 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 The Mr. Men Show 10.15 Power Rangers: Megaforce 10.50 Slugterra 11.10 Meerkat Manor 11.45 Big Brother: Live Eviction 1.10pm FILM: A Bridge Too Far (1977) 4.30 CSI: NY 5.30 FILM: Jesse Stone: No Remorse (2009) 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes – England V Australia Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the third day’s play at Old Trafford as England take on Australia in the Third Test of the Investec Ashes.

Commentary and analysis comes from Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes.

8.00 NCIS US crime drama series.

After an ambush changes the course of their investigation, the NCIS team has to find answers quickly.

8.55 NCIS US crime drama series.

When a Navy petty officer who was supposed to testify in an upcoming murder trial suddenly goes missing, the NCIS team gets help from the deputy district attorney to find the missing witness.

9.50 5 News Weekend 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house, including all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych A panel of experts and psychologists analyse the behaviour of the Big Brother housemates.

12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Five VOD Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Super League 7.30 Football League 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby 11.00 World Golf Championship 12.00pm LIVE Championship 2.30 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 LIVE Scottish Premier League 7.30 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 TBA 1.00am Championship 2.00 Scottish Premier League 2.30 Football Gold (x2) 3.00 The Premiership Years 5.00 Championship

7.30 I Love My Country Two teams of well-known British faces from the worlds of sport, entertainment and music battle it out in a bid to prove who knows Great Britain best. With teams led by Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan.

8.20 The National Lottery: Break The Safe Nick Knowles hosts the quiz. Includes the National Lottery draws presented by Myleene Klass, featuring the Thunderball and Lotto draws and Lotto Plus 5 results.

9.10 Casualty New trainee doctor Lily jumps straight in to investigate a disastrous robbery on the open road, while Dixie builds a bond with an old woman to help her carry out a romantic mission.

10.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. With his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some prenuptial jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard.

10.30 BBC News 10.50 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow Rhod Gilbert headlines at the Edinburgh Playhouse, with cuttingedge stand-up from Kevin Bridges, Stewart Francis and Mark Watson.

11.35 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League.

12.55am Weatherview 1.00 News

6.00am Jake And The Never Land Pirates 6.15 Jake And The Never Land Pirates 6.25 Poppy Cat 6.40 Poppy Cat 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Bookaboo 7.20 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7.35 The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes 8.00 Gravity Falls 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Dinner Date 9.25 Saturday Cookbook 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 Saturday Farm 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.25 All Star Mr & Mrs 1.25 Midsomer Murders 3.25 FILM: Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004) 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill showcases more of the funniest footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more of viewers’ hilarious home footage.

7.30 Your Face Sounds Familiar Alesha Dixon and Paddy McGuinness host the finale of the comedy entertainment series in which six celebrities transform themselves into some of the greatest music superstars of all time.

8.45 All Star Family Fortunes In a Coronation Street special, Charlie Condou and his family compete against Paula Lane and her nearest and dearest. Hosted by Vernon Kay. 9.45 The Americans Cold War drama series. In the aftermath of Amador’s murder, Gregory finds himself with limited options. And the FBI get closer and closer.

10.35 ITV News; Weather 10.50 FILM: Air America (1990) Starring Mel Gibson, Robert Downey Jr, Nancy Travis. Lighthearted action tale about a pair of maverick US pilots who smuggle anything and everything for a covert CIA operation during the Vietnam War. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Ashes Memories – Longest Day 1998 6.30 Cricket: The Ashes 7.30 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 8.30 Cricket AM 10.00 LIVE Cricket: The Ashes 7.00pm Sky Sports News 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes 9.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 10.00 Cricket: The Ashes 11.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 12.00am Cricket: The Ashes 1.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 2.00 Cricket: The Ashes 3.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 4.00 Cricket: The Ashes 5.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Tight Lines 7.00 The Premiership Years 9.00 World Golf Championship 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 1.00 Sporting Heroes 2.00 LIVE Royal International Horse Show 6.00 Ringside 7.00 Sporting Greats 7.30 Championship 8.30 Royal International Horse Show 9.30 Scottish Premier League 10.00 WWE Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE Late Night Smackdown 2.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 3.00 Max Power 4.00 Super Rugby 5.00 Royal International Horse Show

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1.00pm Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons (x4) 7.00 A League Of Their Own (x2) 8.00 An Idiot Abroad (x3) 11.00 The Wolverine Special 11.30 Strike Back: Project Dawn 12.30am Cop Squad (x2)

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Live At The Electric 1.00 Badults 1.30 Bad Education (x2) 2.30 The Best Rom-Com Film Ever! 3.00 Extreme OCD Camp

7.00pm The Comet’s Tale 8.00 Oceans: Arctic Ocean 9.00 Wallander: The Pyramid 10.30 Folk At The BBC 11.30 Folk At The BBC 12.30am Top Of The Pops: 1978 1.05 The Comet’s Tale 2.05 Oceans: Arctic Ocean 3.05 Britain On Film

1.00pm FILM: Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995) 3.00 The Xtra Factor: Boys Best & Worst Ever 4.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x5) 6.30 FILM: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) 9.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 11.20 FILM: Harold And Kumar Get The Munchies (2004) 1.05am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

6.00am Murder, She Wrote 6.50 FILM: Carry On Cowboy (1965) 8.50 The Royal (x2) 10.55 Inspector Morse 1.05pm FILM: To Kill A Mockingbird (1962) 3.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.50 Foyle’s War 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.00 Cold Blood 12.35am Cracker

2.05pm 90210 3.05 Rules Of Engagement (x5) 5.30 The Mindy Project 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Suburgatory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 Happy Endings 9.00 FILM: My Stepmother Is An Alien (1988) 11.10 Phoneshop 11.40 The Inbetweeners 12.15am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

3.15pm Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 3.40 The Restoration Man (x2) 5.50 Location, Location, Location (x2) 8.00 Lisiecki Plays Chopin: From Every Angle 9.10 Chopin Changed My Life 10.20 Notes From The Inside With James Rhodes 11.30 Liszt Sonata With Stephen Hough 12.10am Rusbridger Vs Chopin

11.00am My Neighbour Totoro (1988) 1.00pm Marmaduke (2010) 2.45 Little Manhattan (2005) 4.30 Swiss Family Robinson (1960).

See highlights. 7.05 Monster-in-Law (2005) 9.00 Enemy At The Gates (2001) 11.35 Adrift (2006) 1.25am Chopper (2000)

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sunday 4 Once Upon A Time Channel 5, 8pm So... the morning after the Dark Curse is cast a father and son enter Storybrooke (we know this never happens but go with it) and find it very difficult to leave when Regina takes a liking to the boy.

And in present-day Storybrooke Henry has done a 180° turn and is set on destroying the magic that is tearing his family apart.

Law & Order: UK ITV1, 9pm When the body of a woman is pulled from the Thames it’s not a huge leap to the abusive exhubbie. They were in the middle of a messy custody battle over their teenage daughter so it’s gotta be him, right? But dig deeper and it would seem that said daughter has a mega crush on her new step father. Uh oh.

New Girl E4, 7pm You know how Jess has such a bad filter between her brain and her mouth at the best of times?

Today she’s on painkillers and those thoughts don’t even hit the sides as they come sprawling out – including her true feelings for Nick. While talking to Nick.

Crikey! And Schmidt becomes fixated on buying a fish.

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6.00am FILM: Hindle Wakes (1952) 7.30 Around The World In 80 Gardens 8.30 Beechgrove Garden 9.00 Gardeners’ World 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.00 Raymond Blanc: How To Cook Well 11.30 EastEnders 1.25pm Flog It! 1.55 Golf: Women’s British Open

6.00 – 6.40am Children’s television 6.40 Poppy Cat 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Bookaboo 7.20 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7.35 The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes 8.00 Sonny With A Chance 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Country House Sunday 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.25 Columbo: A Deadly State Of Mind 12.55pm Love Your Garden 1.55 Fool Britannia 2.25 You’ve Been Framed!

2.55 A Touch Of Frost 5.00 FILM: Liar Liar (1997) 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which three celebrities take on a giant arcade machine in the hope of winning £20,000 for charity. TV star Brian Dowling tries his luck alongside husband and wife presenting team Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes.

8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents the classic game show in which three celebrity couples battle it out to win £30,000 for their chosen charity. The couples hoping to win big this time are singer Ray Quinn and his wife Emma, journalist and presenter John Stapleton and his wife Lynn Faulds Wood, and vocal coaches and TV presenters Carrie and David Grant.

9.00 Law & Order: UK See highlights.

10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Perspectives: David Suchet - The Mystery Of Agatha Christie David Suchet sets out to unravel the mystery surrounding the life and work of Agatha Christie. Suchet asks what gave her stories worldwide appeal and why her characters, such as Poirot and Miss Marple, so captured the imagination of her readers.

11.15 Murder, She Wrote 12.10am The Store 2.10 Monk 2.55 Motorsport UK 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 Blancpain Endurance Series 7.05 Ironman 7.35 World Trail Running Championships 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 Deal Or No Deal: Dealfest 2.30 FILM: The Spy Next Door (2010) 4.20 FILM: Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010)

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Mio Mao 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Slugterra 11.00 Meerkat Manor 11.30 Big Brother 12.30pm BB BOTS: Rylan’s Supersized Celebrity Sunday 1.30 World’s Worst Holiday Horrors 2.30 FILM: The Rocketeer (1991) 4.40 FILM: The Man In The Iron Mask (1998) 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes – England V Australia Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fourth day’s play at Old Trafford as England take on Australia in the Third Test of the Investec Ashes.

8.00 Once Upon A Time See highlights.

8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house, including all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and conversations in the diary room.

10.00 FILM: Blade II (2002) Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ron Perlman, Luke Goss, Leonor Varela and Norman Reedus. Supernatural vampire action sequel. Wesley Snipes stars as the half-vampire daywalker who reluctantly joins forces with a vampire commando team known as the Blood Pack to thwart a killing spree by the Reapers, a race of rogue bloodsuckers. Kris Kristofferson costars as Whistler, Blade’s human mentor and weaponsmith.

12.15am Love/Hate 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.00am The Premiership Years 8.00 Scottish Premier League 8.30 Football League Gold 9.00 Championship 10.00 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Scottish Premier League 3.30 LIVE Championship 6.30 LIVE World Golf Championship 11.00 TBA 11.30 Scottish Premier League 12.30am Championship 1.30 The Premiership Years 3.30 TBA 4.00 Scottish Premier League 5.00 Championship

6.30 Deadly 60 On A Mission Steve Backshall and the Deadly 60 crew head for the island paradise of Sri Lanka.

7.00 Celebrity Mastermind Mastermind for famous bods.

7.30 BBC News 7.50 South East Today 8.00 Countryfile Ellie Harrison and John Craven are in the beautiful Wye Valley on the border of England and South Wales.

9.00 The White Queen Dramatic adaptation of Philippa Gregory’s novels set during the Wars of the Roses.

After years of peace an untimely death once again engulfs Elizabeth in a fight for the throne. Trapped in sanctuary and threatened by those closest to her, Elizabeth is forced into an alliance with Margaret Beaufort.

10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.

11.10 Room 101 – Extra Storage Fast-moving game show meets talk show with Frank Skinner.

11.50 The Sky At Night It’s a golden era of exploration on Mars, with Nasa’s space rover Curiosity finding out new and exciting things about the planet.

12.10am Weatherview 12.15 News

6.00 Swimming: World Championships Gabby Logan introduces live action from the final session of the Fina World Championships from Barcelona.

7.30 Porridge Classic comedy series.

When Fletcher and Godber are allowed out in a work gang, Mr Barrowclough gets more than he bargained for.

8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine.

Jeremy Clarkson drives the new Jaguar F-type sports car on some of Britain’s finest roads.

9.00 Das Auto: The Germans, Their Cars And Us Documentary examining Germany’s economic power, and the automobile industry at the heart of it. Across the world, the badges of Volkswagen, Audi, BMW and Mercedes inspire immediate awe. Historian Dominic Sandbrook asks what it is we got wrong, and what the Germans got so right.

10.00 The Real White Queen And Her Rivals Philippa Gregory reveals the true stories of three remarkable women who lived through the treason and bloodshed of the dynastic conflict we call the War of the Roses, known at the time as the ‘War of the Cousins’.

11.00 FILM: Irresistible (2006) Starring Susan Sarandon, Sam Neill, Emily Blunt. Thriller.

12.40am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.35 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.35 Channel 4 News 6.55 Ramadan Diaries 7.00 Princess Diana’s Dresses: The Auction Documentary exploring the story behind some of Princess Diana’s most memorable looks by following the auction of her dresses at Kerry Taylor Auctions in March.

8.00 The Mill Historical drama series set in rural-industrial 19th-century England. Based on the extensive historical archive of Quarry Bank Mill in Cheshire, the series depicts Britain at a time when the industrial revolution is changing the country beyond recognition. After assaulting her overseer, Esther arrives in court, while Mr Timperley is sent to find a replacement apprentice.

9.00 Southcliffe Drama series. A small market town is irrevocably changed after a spate of shootings.

Events are viewed through the eyes of an arrogant pub landlord, a loner caring for his mother, a soldier, a social worker and a news reporter.

10.00 FILM: Forrest Gump (1994) Starring Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Sally Field, Gary Sinise. Oscarwinning drama about a simple man whose extraordinary life story takes in four decades of American history.

12.45am FILM: The Good German (2005) 2.30 Island 2.50 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 3.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.55 Secret Eaters 5.50 SuperScrimpers

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes - England’s Best Days 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.00 LIVE Cricket: The Ashes 7.00pm Sky Sports News 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes 9.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 10.00 Cricket: The Ashes 11.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 12.00am Cricket: The Ashes 1.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 2.00 Cricket: The Ashes 3.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 4.00 Cricket: The Ashes 5.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 Sporting Greats 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 Racemax 11.00 World Golf Championship 12.00pm Super Rugby 1.00 World Golf Championship 2.00 LIVE Royal International Horse Show 5.30 Sporting Greats 6.00 This Week In WWE 6.30 WWE Experience 7.30 Scottish Premier League 8.30 Championship 9.30 WWE Late Night Afterburn 10.30 This Week In WWE 11.00 WWE Vintage 12.00am WWE Experience 1.00 Super League Full Time 2.00 Watersports World 3.00 Football Gold 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 Super League Full Time 5.00 Royal International Horse Show

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 8.00 Shoplife 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 New: Family Guy 10.25 Family Guy 10.45 Badults 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 1.00 Live At The Electric 1.30 Shoplife 2.30 Rachel Bruno: My Dad & Me 3.30 Badults

7.00pm A Poet’s Guide To Britain 7.30 Proms On Four: 20th Century Classics BBC National Orchestra Of Wales 9.15 Egypt’s Lost Cities 10.45 Alan Whicker’s Journey Of A Lifetime 11.45 Fairport Convention: Who Knows Where The Time Goes? 12.45am Fairport Convention: 45th Anniversary Concert

9.40am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.10pm America’s Got Talent (x2) 3.00 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 4.55 FILM: Step Up (2006) 7.00 FILM: Two Weeks’ Notice (2002) 9.00 FILM: Whip It (2009) 11.20 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 11.55 Hell’s Kitchen (x2)

6.00am Murder, She Wrote (x3) 8.45 Heartbeat (x2) 10.50 Foyle’s War 1.00pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 3.00 FILM: Carry On Girls (1973) 4.45 Wycliffe 5.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x2) 9.00 FILM: Bird On A Wire (1990) 11.20 A Touch Of Frost 1.20am Those Who Kill 2.45 Heartbeat 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

2.35pm 90210 3.35 How I Met Your Mother (x3) 5.00 The Mindy Project 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.00 New Girl. See higlhights.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Maid In Manhattan (2002) 10.05 The Inbetweeners 10.40 Skins 11.45 Don’t Trust The B— In Apartment 23 12.15am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

8.55am Relocation, Relocation (x3) 12.05pm Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 The Restoration Man (x2) 10.00 Father Ted (x4) 12.15am Embarrassing Bodies (x2) 2.25 Scandal

11.00am Arrietty (2010) 12.55pm Saoirse Ronan On Arrietty 1.00 Explorers (1985) 3.10 Inspector Gadget (1999) 4.45 In Good Company (2004) 6.55 She’s The Man (2006) 9.00 Star Trek (2009) 11.30 12 Rounds (2009) 1.40am Persepolis (2007)

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monday 5 Southcliffe Channel 4, 9pm The new drama series kicked off last night, so after the spate of shootings and the town’s initial responses it’s time to take a look as the deceits, longings and desires of the people in the days leading up to the horrific incident.

The town of Southcliffe will never be the same again, and reporter David is reluctant to return.

QI BBC2, 10pm There’s something reassuring about QI. Both intelligent and funny, it’s the perfect dinner party guest who has been visiting us regularly for the last ten years.

It’s a jolly uncle. This week’s wits being plundered and enjoyed as guests are Ross Noble, Jack Dee and Phil Jupitus, as well as the fab Alan Davies and Stephen Fry.

Skins E4, 10pm Cook, man! Yes, you’re living fast and seizing the day as a drug dealer’s runner, but do you really think a dalliance with your boss’ girlfriend was the way to advance your new career? Mega fallout. Huge. Very bad. The second part to the third story about what happened to those precocious Bristolian teens.

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Great British Railway Journeys 7.35 Bargain Hunt 8.20 Saints And Scroungers 9.05 Restoration Home 10.05 The Chef’s Protege 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm FILM: Picnic (1955) 1.50 Coast 1.55 The Weakest Link 2.40 Classic Mastermind 3.10 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 3.55 A Taste Of My Life 4.25 Europe: A Natural History 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show.

6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks with a copy of George Bradshaw’s Victorian Railway Guidebook.

7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine.

8.00 University Challenge In another first round match, the students from the University of Durham fight it out with Queens’ College, Cambridge.

8.30 Raymond Blanc: How To Cook Well 9.00 Rick Stein’s German Bite Rick Stein sets out on his German voyage with his usual appetite to unearth some of the country’s hidden culinary gems. As always, Rick seeks out enticing fishing opportunities and is on the hunt for the most tantalising seafood - but this journey is different to most because it is one that is very close to Rick’s heart.

10.00 QI See highlights.

10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines.

11.20 Das Auto: The Germans, Their Cars And Us Documentary examining Germany’s economic power, and the automobile industry at the heart of it.

12.20am Sign Zone: Leopards: 21st Century Cats

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Tipping Point 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Hungry Sailors 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Take On The Twisters

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 7.15 According To Jim 7.40 Will And Grace 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier 9.35 Frasier 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 10.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 1.05 FILM: The Thief Of Bagdad (1940) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will Tony help Ste come to a decision?

7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Ramadan Diaries 8.00 Celebs, Brands And Fake Fans: Channel 4 Dispatches Dispatches goes undercover to investigate what’s real and what’s fake in the brave new world of Facebook, YouTube and Twitter. Celebrities have considerable influence on social media, but are some less than transparent when tweeting brand names to their legions of fans?

9.00 Southcliffe See highlights.

10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the famous words and numbers quiz in a ‘takeover’ special. Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Miles Jupp and Rhod Gilbert.

11.05 Random Acts 11.10 Coming Up Series of dramas by emerging talent.

11.45 How To Get A Council House Documentary series filmed over six months with access to the lettings teams and clients in Tower Hamlets and Manchester.

12.40am Dates 1.10 Dates 1.35 Misfits 2.30 Nashville 3.15 St Elsewhere 4.05 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 5.05 Deal Or No Deal 5.55 SuperScrimpers

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Milkshake! Monkey 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 World’s Worst Holiday Horrors 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Animal A&E 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.10 FILM: Hush (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Animal A&E Series exploring the busy world of Ireland’s veterinary clinics. The cruelty of some puppy farms is exposed as Andrea Hayes and ISPCA welfare officer find one in makeshift sheds in County Tipperary.

6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes – England V Australia Mark Nicholas presents highlights of the fifth and final day’s play at Old Trafford as England take on Australia in the Third Test of the Investec Ashes.

8.00 The Billion Dollar Wreck Hunt Documentary series following Odyssey Marine Exploration as the company attempts to locate three shipwrecks and recover their treasures in just four months.

9.00 Botched Up Bodies Documentary series featuring victims of dodgy cosmetic surgery. In this edition, breast implants that never were, a woman with bathroom sealant and glue injected into her face and an over-enthusiastic nose job need fixing.

10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house.

11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate.

12.00am The Walking Dead 12.55 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Artists 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 World Golf Championship 10.00 Scottish Premier League 11.00 Championship 12.00pm The Premiership Years 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 Football Gold (x2) 3.00 Scottish Premier League 4.00 World Golf Championship 5.00 Championship 6.00 Football League Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Football League Review 7.30 LIVE Capital One Cup 10.00 Football League Review 11.00 SPL Round-Up 11.30 Football League Gold 12.00am Capital One Cup 1.00 Football League Review 2.00 SPL Round-Up 2.30 Capital One Cup 3.30 Football League Review 4.30 SPL Round-Up 5.00 Capital One Cup

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Rip Off Britain Exposing some of the rip offs that are costing British consumers.

7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Max returns to Walford and is thrown straight back into the drama when Kirsty gives him an ultimatum.

8.30 The Brothers Who Bombed Boston – Panorama On the 15th of April, in the worst terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11, two homemade bombs exploded at the finish line of the Boston Marathon, killing three people and injuring more than 200 participants and spectators.

With interviews with those who knew them, Panorama reporter Hilary Andersson explores how the two suspected bombers became radicalised.

9.00 Long Live Britain Julia Bradbury, Phil Tufnell and Dr Phil Hammond set out to tackle one of the nation’s most pressing health issues.

10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Long Live Britain We return to Manchester, where Julia Bradbury, Phil Tufnell and Dr Phil Hammond are midway through the nation’s biggest ever combined health screening.

11.20 Live At The Apollo 12.05am Weatherview 12.10 News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale A desperate Rhona tries a new drug – with severe consequences.

7.30 Coronation Street Nick and vengeful David take a road trip. Peter gives Tracy some brotherly advice.

8.00 The Dales In the last episode of the series, Ade Edmondson is back in West Burton to see how shopkeeper Clare Gardiner is getting on.

8.30 Coronation Street Nick is fearful as David unleashes his blind fury. Can Tina continue to move on?

9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present the series which sets out to reunite family members after years of separation. Fifty one-year-old Londoner Chris Jones is searching for his sister who he last saw when she was a baby. Chris has little knowledge about his mother’s past, but knows that his sister was born in a remote Northumberland vicarage, and that is where he starts looking for clues.

10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Benidorm An arm-wrestling match organised by The Oracle and his mum turns into Fight Club, offering a chance to settle old scores.

11.05 Monk Crime drama series.

12.00am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am The Ashes – England’s Best Days 7.00 Cricket: The Ashes 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 9.00 The Ashes – England’s Best Days 10.00 LIVE Cricket: The Ashes 6.00pm The Ashes – England’s Best Days 7.00 Sky Sports News 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes 9.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 10.00 Cricket: The Ashes 11.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 12.00am Cricket: The Ashes 1.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 2.00 Cricket: The Ashes 3.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict 4.00 Cricket: The Ashes 5.00 Cricket: The Ashes Verdict

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